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[theme music playing]
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[man] Hey!
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Ah! Toasty, drunken slumber.
And here come the spins.
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Whee! Whee! Whee!
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[thuds]
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[yelling]
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Make way for the pants-wearing princess.
Rolling through.
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Doesn't know how good she's got it.
Stand back.
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[crowd laughing]
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You put me in a drunkard's cloak?
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Sorry, Princess. Orders of your pa.
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He figured he'd shame you into sobriety.
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Of course, these public humiliations
only lead to more transgressive behavior.
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Your fancy barrels can't hold me.
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[effort grunts]
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[Bean yelling]
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[Bean continues yelling]
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[crowd gasps]
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[Bean] Oh, no!
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Me-flavored water, 15 cents.
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Hey, girly! This is my corner!
Roll along now! Git!
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Me-flavored water, 15 cents.
Come taste my buttocks!
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I think the afternoon tax haul
is even more impressive
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than this morning's, Your Majesty.
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We've finally got money
to put in the vault,
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since I spent all that money
putting in the vault.
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[barrel rolling]
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[Bean] Ow.
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Oh. Hello, Bean. Learn your lesson?
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You know perfectly well
you can't teach me a damn thing.
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I couldn't have said it better myself.
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Oh, shut up, Odval. I'm sick of you
coming between me and my dad.
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Sire, shall I come between you?
Oh! Here comes a barrel plank.
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And I'm sick of being treated
like a second-class citizen
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who you can strong-arm into submission.
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[grunts]
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Here are the taxes
we coerced from the elves.
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I'm not mad, but your timing is awful.
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Goodbye, everyone.
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Ugh! You're pathetic. I am so over you.
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Missed me. Too slow!
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[chuckles]
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-I need beer!
-[crowd shushing]
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Shut up!
Luci's about to arm-wrestle Mumbles
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to try and win the whole bar.
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On the count of three, ready?
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-One, two, three.
-[mumbling]
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[screams]
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Yes!
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All hail Luci, our new bar owner!
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Wow, Luci, you won the bet,
and you barely cheated.
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You know, I've always wanted
to slowly poison people.
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-[Luci] Drink up, degenerates!
-[crowd] Yeah!
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[groans] I hate Zog!
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[crowd booing]
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Down with Zog!
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He's worse than that raccoon
that terrorized us for five years.
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What's with all the cute booing?
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Nothing. Zog's just been taxing the elves
to the point they're starving to death,
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but please, tell us more
about your princess problems.
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Ugh! He thinks he can do
whatever he wants!
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That is how kings work.
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He's nothing but a bully and a thief.
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He's just stockpiling money
in his stupid vault.
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How would he like it
if someone stole it all back from him?
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Word on the street is you need
to get some money out of a stupid vault.
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Name's Grifto.
And I know a thing or two about stealing.
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My change purse! You're good.
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-Here's your shoes.
-Whoa! And you polished 'em?
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I am an elf. Me and my friends,
we fix all kinds of things.
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Shoes, belts, economic injustice, sandals.
I'll introduce you.
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Now, heisting a castle
is not your everyday windowsill pie grab.
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We're gonna need specialists.
Meet Pyro, master of fire.
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[both] Whoa.
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I live a life of flame
and constant indigestion.
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This is Shelly, world's strongest elf.
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I'm also strong on the inside.
Single mom to two absolute treasures.
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And this is Elastico, king of contortion.
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-[whispering] That's disgusting.
-[roaring]
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Meet Slappo, the beast whisperer.
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I show 'em who's boss
with a slap of my hand.
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We got someone for every eventuality.
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Wow. I'm sold.
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[chuckles] As long as
you don't have a Snitcho.
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[all laughing]
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We don't joke about Snitcho.
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[Odval] Okay, get ready. Here we go.
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[door knobs rattling]
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Here you go, Pickle Puss.
One hot-buttered milk.
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Hope you choke on it!
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You take chocolate coins?
It's all I have left.
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Taken advantage of by the Man, huh?
That's rough.
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Let's see. At today's exchange rate,
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for one Zog, I'm gonna need
70 chocolate coins.
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[Luci chuckling]
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So, what can I get a lightweight like you?
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How about a shot
of hundred-proof demon spit?
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Whiskey, triple.
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All right,
an elf finally orders a real drink.
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That'll put hair on your chest, my man.
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Oh.
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-What'd I say?
-Elves can't grow body hair.
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On the plus side,
we're always bikini ready.
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[Derek] Can I get drunk
from a shrimp cocktail?
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[Elfo] I sure have.
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Oh, God.
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Bean, did anything happen to you today?
Anything at all?
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Nothing out of the ordinary,
but I saw a circus in town.
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It was pretty cool.
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So I was scheming...
I mean, I was planning...
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I mean, I was just thinking,
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maybe we could have the circus
come here to perform?
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I don't know. A circus?
That's a lot of paying attention.
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We could have my harpsichord group
perform, the Harpsichordicats!
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No! I mean, maybe next week.
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The circus is only in town until tomorrow,
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and the Harpsichordicats
are always available,
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'cause they're just cats
that live in a harpsichord.
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I choose the circus.
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And as for the harpsichord,
we'll cut it in half.
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[whispering] Oh, my gosh,
we're really doing this?
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We're going to steal from your dad?
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I can't go to jail, Bean.
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Don't worry, we're not gonna go to jail.
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If he catches us, he'll kill us first.
We'll be fine as long as we stay calm.
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-[harpsichord plunks]
-[both gasp]
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For my next number, I'd like to play
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"Sonata in G for Harpsichord
and Three Agitated Cats."
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[meowing]
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[snarling]
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[wolf howling in distance]
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[plays xylophone]
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Hey, I wanna tell you folks,
you're the absolute worst.
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You don't tip, and the owner is a jerk.
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Closing time! Get out, you bastards!
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I hope there's an after-hour jam session.
I wanna sit in.
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I don't care for music.
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Aw.
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The castle plans. My father remodels
every time he gets stuck in a door.
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[chuckles]
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Okay. [clears throat]
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Now, the only way to the vault
is through a heavily-defended hallway here
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directly under the throne room,
right here,
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then over a deep booby-trapped moat,
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through a giant guarded and locked door
right here and into the vault,
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as you can see right here,
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which I hear has
a state-of-the-art alarm system.
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Then, we gotta get the money out.
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Oh, I don't know.
This looks upside down to me.
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Don't worry about it. You just get us
in the castle past the guards,
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and we'll handle the rest.
Then we'll rendezvous back here.
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Forget the guards. The hardest part
is going to be getting past my dad.
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[chuckles nervously]
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Get it? 'Cause he's so big?
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Like... He's like a fat man.
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I'm kidding. I joke when I'm nervous.
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I'm actually really scared
of the situation.
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Don't worry, honey. We're all a team here.
We're rootin' for ya.
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Blow this and I will turn on you so fast.
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Oh, boy,
a circus right here in the castle!
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And we don't even have to get off
our fat asses.
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I'm gonna give a running commentary
of everything I see.
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[groans]
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Dad, be quiet. It's starting.
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Don't worry. We'll all be
in and out of here in less than an hour.
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But my memories will last a lifetime.
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[drumroll]
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[cymbals clash]
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Welcome, welcome, welcome
to Master Grifto's Flimflam Circus!
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Prepare to be amazed, dazzled,
dare I say, blindsided?
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Because tonight is a special night!
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The show we've got planned
is fit only for a king.
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[Derek] Wow!
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[Derek] Whoo!
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Okay, yeah,
that's pretty good, I guess. Sure.
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-Are you freakin' kiddin' me with that?
-They are freakin' kiddin' you with this!
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[grunts]
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[laughing] Whoa, whoa...
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This guy right there!
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[Derek] Pull!
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Missed. Missed. Missed.
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Ow!
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Whoo. [chuckles]
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[elves oohing]
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[Elfo whispering] That's disgusting.
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[in normal voice]
Seems a little lackluster, no?
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He's not as talented as the others.
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Maybe he's a cousin.
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[Derek] Mmm. Mmm-hmm.
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[bell chiming]
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[growling and barking]
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[Slappo screams]
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[chuckles]
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[whispering] Everything's on schedule.
Slight hiccup, they killed Slappo.
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-[in normal voice] What?
-I know! How'd they do it?
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[Zog exclaiming and chuckling]
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What happened to Slappo? Oh, my God!
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Everything's fine. It's fine.
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No, it isn't! Someone's dead!
How are you so calm?
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This is who I am now.
This is who you've made me.
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You've gotten us into so many
life-threatening scenarios,
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my body no longer registers fear.
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-Run on upstairs, Bean.
-But--
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[shushing]
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Skedaddle.
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-[Odval] Tiabeanie.
-Damn it.
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Explain yourself. And them.
And the guy on the floor.
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-Now.
-Um...
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I'm reaching for my hand bell.
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Well, see... Okay.
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Here's the thing...
that I wanted you to know,
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which is... I'm sorry!
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Ow! That apology
doesn't seem very sincere.
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Dang, I went too far.
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[panting]
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Have you ever in your life
seen anything like this? Amazing!
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-So, you like the elves now?
-How could I not? So impressive!
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Beanie, this show has me thinkin'.
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I shouldn't be taxing those poor elves
the way I've been doin'.
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They're not a burden on the kingdom,
they're a goddamn delight.
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So I'm gonna give them back their money.
Every last bit.
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Wait, what?
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I thought I was doing something bad
for a good reason,
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but it turns out
I was just doing somethin' bad, you know?
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Mmm-hmm. Yeah, I'm familiar.
Would you please excuse me for a moment?
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Guys! Guys!
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My dad wants to give all the money
back to the elves!
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We have to call it off!
Wait, what the hell is going on?
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The thing is, Princess, we don't care
about no stinkin' elves. We're trolls.
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[gasps] You were faking it? Why?
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We run scams all over the place.
And when I overheard you at the bar,
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I knew this would be
our greatest scam of all.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm needed upstairs for the grand finale.
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Too bad you and your little friend here
are gonna miss it.
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[laughing maniacally]
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Shelly?
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[grunts]
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You'll never get away with this,
you tiny little--
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-My goodness, you're a strong lady.
-Thank you. I've been through a lot.
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-[Elfo whispering] Bean?
-[Bean] What, Elfo?
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[Elfo] One time I got in trouble,
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and Daddy Elfo
tied me up like this, and um...
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he slapped me on the bum-bum.
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[Bean] Why are you
bringing this up right now?
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Well, folks, it's been a real pleasure.
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I hope you enjoyed your time
with us tonight.
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[circus crowd] Three, two, one!
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Don't let this reflect badly
on the performing arts.
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[laughing maniacally]
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-Where's Bean and Elfo?
-They chickened out.
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I knew it. Can't trust anybody these days.
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[gasps]
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[bell chiming]
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[bells tolling]
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That was a wonderful finale.
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Listen to all them bells.
The whole castle is happy.
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[Bean grunting]
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Tiabeanie, every princess dreams
of the moment
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she gets rescued by a handsome knight.
Your moment is now.
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Ugh. How long you been waitin'
to use that line?
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Two weeks.
I've been taking seduction classes.
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-Dude, just untie me.
-Okay.
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All right, that's the last of it.
Quite the haul.
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Gonna help a lot of elves with all this.
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Yeah, helping elves.
That's what it's all about.
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I pride myself on knowing people,
and I can tell you're a good guy, Grifto.
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Yeah, and you're a real nice...
What are you, like an aardvark?
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Don't you worry, we'll make sure
these coins get to the right place.
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Y'all come back now, you hear?
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[horse neighs]
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No! They got away? They got away!
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[Luci] Sure did. So many bags of coins.
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Can't believe they all fit
in the carriage.
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[panting]
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[huffing] Bad guys, they...
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My God, I rode a horse.
Why am I breathing like I ran here?
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Well, which way did they go?
Maybe we can still catch them.
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Yes! And we'll cut off their heads
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and parade them through the street
as a warning!
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Good God.
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No need. They're already gone.
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Yeah, I bet at this very moment,
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they're kicking back
and having a good laugh at you suckers.
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[laughing]
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Is he mocking us?
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Yes, but when he puts his hand on his hip,
he's usually making a point.
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Please let there be a point.
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Yep, they'll be laughing right up
until the moment...
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[laughing]
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"E pluribus num num"?
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No!
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...they realize I swapped out
their gold coins for chocolate ones.
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What? How did you know?
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[scoffs] The coins only look the same
on the outside, Bean.
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Once you gnaw through the gold wrapping,
it's pretty obvious.
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I mean how did you know
they were conning us?
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00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:33,278
Well, any good mixologist knows
an elf would never order hard liquor.
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Whiskey, triple.
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00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:38,121
And then an elf tells you
he doesn't like music?
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00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,740
I don't care for music.
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I played it cool, but in my head,
I was like, "What?"
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And then, I was cleanin' up the bathrooms
at the end of my shift,
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in the biz, we call that "side work,"
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when I found a razor in the sink
with chest hair on it.
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00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,344
Well, guess who was the last one
to go in there?
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-So what?
-Elves can't grow body hair!
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It's why I don't shower
in the locker room.
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00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,143
Boom! And that's when I knew.
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00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,557
These guys weren't elves,
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-they were dwarves.
-Trolls.
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Oh. Well, I was still right on about them
playing you, so I switched the coins.
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It's all here.
Except for a little off the top.
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Service charge.
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-This is amazing! Luci, you're a hero!
-Well, I don't know about that.
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00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:26,290
Okay, he's just a little uncomfortable
with praise, so let's move on.
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We gotta get the money to the elves.
Let's keep it movin'.
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[elves cheering]
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[coins clinking]
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Steal from the jerks! Give to the wimps!
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[whispering] Sh-Sh-Shut up!
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00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,979
I don't want people finding out
how we got the money.
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Oh. Right, right, right.
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[in normal voice] Tax rebates
for every wimp! From King Zog!
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[crowd] Long live Zog! Long live Zog!
Long live Zog!
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Sire, I have something important
to tell you.
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Not now, I'm being adored.
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Look at 'em down there,
loving their generous king.
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I did a nice thing for the people.
I'm a very good king.
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00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:10,539
But you didn't do anything.
You just watched a circus.
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Get a barrel, Odval.
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[theme music playing]