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Hey!
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Hear ye, hear ye!
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But don't look ye, look ye!
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By order of His Majesty, King Zog,
today is Wash Day.
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Keep your one garment fresh and clean
with an annual washing,
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and your bodies, as well,
on alternate years.
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Oh, dear.
I shouldn't have mixed me colors.
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Hey, this will brighten
their final moments.
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I hope this doesn't mean
all my material needs to be clean now.
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Get it? Get it? Irma?
I'm talking to you. Get it?
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I should've married Turbish
when I had the chance.
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Is there any way you can hurry up?
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I can't cover my tinkler
without leaving my bum-bum uncovered,
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but if I cover my bum-bum,
my tinkler is lewdly exposed.
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Oh, there's no hurrying Wash Day, lad.
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Every garment needs a good soapy scrub,
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and then,
a fine day drying out in the sun.
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Clothes are for suckers.
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That's easy for you to say.
You have no sense of decency.
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And no genitalia.
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Can you just relax and enjoy it?
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Just feel the sun on your skin,
the wind in your hair,
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and stop being ashamed of your body
for one day.
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Have a little fun.
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Take off your boots!
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See? Fun.
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Away with the muck.
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Whee!
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-What's that smell, Father?
-The humans are having Wash Day.
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And it looks like
they're sending us the gift of water.
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♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
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Mmm. It sure feels good in my open wounds.
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Hey, it's some kinda street gravy.
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♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
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Halt. By order of His Majesty's
Minister of Health and Inhuman Services,
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Elf Alley is under quarantine.
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My friends are in there. My dad, Pops.
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I've gotta see them. Let us in!
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Does the word "quarantine" mean
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people can't go in
or people can't come out?
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Words have meaning?
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Thank God, help has arrived.
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The king has sent
some brave hero to save...
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Oh, it's just Elfo. We're dead.
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I can't stand to see my people
suffer like this.
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Is there anything I can do to help?
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You look heavy. Step on us,
and put us out of our misery.
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The meeting! The meeting is starting!
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Everybody in! Crawl if you have to!
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Not through the water!
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-Ow!
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-Ow!
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-Ow!
- Third time's a charm.
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We are facing
an unprecedented health crisis.
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All of our cures have failed.
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I'm looking at you, Placebo.
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-What do we do?
-We're dying!
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Please hurry. I'm sitting next to Barfo.
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Quiet! There is one possibility,
but it's merely a legend.
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The fruit of an ancient tree
known only as the Legendberry.
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Uh, but that's an old elves' tale.
No one's ever seen a Legendberry.
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I've seen one.
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Back when I was on the road,
selling candy door-to-door.
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The work weren't easy, but lemme tell ya,
there were fringe benefits.
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Oh, I met some lonely ladies, I did,
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seeking comfort
in the arms of a traveling sales-elf.
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I remember I got stuck in a chimney once,
when the man of the house--
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Get to the point!
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Well, sir, I was way upriver.
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Didn't have much luck
selling my chocolate nonpareils.
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That's how you pronounce it, you know,
"non-par-eyes."
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Get to the point!
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So, I hiked over the mountain
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and found myself
in the Valley of the Ogres.
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And that's where I saw it.
The Legendberry tree.
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Come on, now. A Valley of the Ogres?
I'm highly dubious.
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Ogres are our sworn enemies.
They're everyone's enemies.
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Yes, yes, except their own.
Sit down, Annoyo.
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Going to ogre territory
is out of the question.
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We'd be killed
before we even get the berries.
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Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Enough! You have our attention.
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-Also, thank you, Shocko.
-Ooh.
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I'll get your berries.
I'll get ya the whole dang tree.
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But it'll cost ya.
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Name your price, sir.
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Also, name your name.
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They call me "Handsome" Wade Brody Jr.
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Ten thousand gold pieces is my fee.
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I'll take half now,
the other half at the same time.
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Oh, give us a minute.
We'll need to pass the hat.
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Braino?
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I had no idea you elves were so rich.
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Oh, this? It doesn't even have
chocolate in it.
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We've got so many of these
from candy sales,
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-we can't even keep track.
-Hmm.
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Pops, there you are.
I've gotta talk to you.
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Oh, Elfo, those poor saps are goners.
And I don't feel so hot, neither.
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Oh, Pops, that's geezer talk.
You'll outlive us all.
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-Pops?
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Pops? What are you doing on the ground?
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Oh, my boy, I think
this might be the end for me.
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There's just so much I meant to tell ya.
So much you need to know.
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Like, for starters,
don't never touch no one who's sick.
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-Eww.
-And second, about your mom.
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There's a reason
it's been so hard to tell ya.
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Because, you see, she's dead.
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What? What do you mean?
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Well, it all started
when she stopped breathing.
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No, I know how death works.
I mean, how did it happen?
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-Truth is, I got her killed.
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It's gonna haunt me
for the rest of my life,
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which should be ending any second.
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I think I'll be going into a coma.
Yep, there I go.
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Sir, I need to come with you.
My dad is dying.
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Sorry, I work alone.
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Please, I'm honest,
humorless, hardworking,
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and, in a pinch, I can serve as ballast
or even an anchor.
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If you'd like to check my references,
she's right here.
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Hi.
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Do you two have any experience
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with monsters
and life-threatening adventures?
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Actually, yeah.
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With alarming regularity.
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In that case, you can come aboard
and regale us with stories
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if I ever find myself totally regaled out.
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Luci, come on, hop in.
We could use your help.
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There are people, elves, here,
who could use my help even more, Bean.
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And if you weren't so selfish,
you'd realize that.
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It's time someone thought
about these poor, poor, rich elves.
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- Ugh.
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I hope you have a stomach
for danger and lots of baked beans.
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You sound like this guy we know.
He's the captain of a party barge.
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Arr, that's my dad,
"Handsome" Wade Brody Sr.
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We don't talk anymore. Things got ugly.
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And so did my dad.
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Turn back! Turn back! Turn back!
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Danger is my business,
heroism is merely a hobby.
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But my real passion
is relentless self-promotion.
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Wait, are you boasting
about your bragging? That's cool.
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Meet your new first mate.
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Good thing
you had a sailor suit in my size.
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Yeah, I almost threw it out
after the monkey died.
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You know, this is kind of pleasant.
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Enjoy it now. This is the fun part.
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Sing-alongs, shuffleboard, trivia night.
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And I am loving the buffet.
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But as we draw nigh
to ogre territory, beware.
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Because you'll be the buffet,
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and the only trivia will be
what became of your skull.
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-Candle holder?
-Bowling ball?
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Correct.
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Relax now,
because once we get to ogre territory,
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we need to be on guard.
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No man comes back from there,
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and if they have,
they don't talk about it.
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You're talking about it right now.
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Enough of your nervous chitter-chatter.
We need to be ready to fight.
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Last time, I found myself
surrounded by ogres.
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Luckily, I knew
the only thing they're afraid of is fire.
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I drove off the entire horde
with my very last match,
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and still had enough flame left
to light a celebratory cigar.
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Which attracted
a swarm of blood-sucking tobacco bats,
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but that's another story.
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Which I will now tell you.
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Make yourselves comfortable.
This is a long one.
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Shut up.
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Okay, elves, this way
for Luci's Hell-Care health care,
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which is actually slightly less evil
than most health care plans.
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What's a "last will and testament"?
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It's just a little agreement between you
and your closest relatives.
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Just check here that I'm your brother,
and here that I'm your mother.
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And great! Come on in.
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This is not good.
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How about a big glass of water
to wash those down?
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Pops, you're awake?
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I was having the most wonderful coma.
It was a little on the warm side.
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And I was surrounded by a million
tiny black kitty-cats just like you.
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Some had wings. Some had pitchforks.
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All my old friends was there, even Weirdo.
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Nope, he's still here.
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Well, where's my boy, Elfo?
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He went to steal those berries
you were talking about.
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What?
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Gonna punch you
right in the face, you...
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Break your neck, you...
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Shh!
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Will you shut up?
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Poke you in the eyeball
and stick it in your...
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And tear out your tongue.
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"Fantastic Tales
for Timid Boys Illustrated"?
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"How I Vanquished the Ogre Horde."
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"Tobacco Bats Sucked My Blood"?
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That dirty fibber.
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He just stole those stories
from this book for timid boys.
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Bean, Bean, wake up!
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This guy's no hero.
He's a phony and I can prove it!
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What is that? People eating crackers?
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Yeah, that's probably what it is.
Yeah, that's definitely what it is.
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Bean! Bean, wake up!
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Get your leaves off her,
you damn dirty vines!
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These plants, what the hell are they?
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You tell me, you big fat fraud!
You're no tough guy, are you?
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Hell, no. I'm just a used boat salesman.
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I didn't sign up for this
when I signed up for this!
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I'm outta here!
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Call me if you're ever in the market
for a pre-owned barge!
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What the...
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We've got no choice!
We have to swim for it!
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-Come on!
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That's why I lease instead of buy.
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- Ahh!
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Bean. Bean, look.
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Well, aren't you quite the jungle boy?
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No, I'm just a little angry
at vines right now.
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I think we're getting closer.
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-What makes you say that?
-All those ogres.
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Wait a minute. Ogres are afraid of fire.
Deathly afraid! Wade said so.
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Ugh! Wade is a lying scumbag.
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I swear, Bean, he got it all from a book.
He had no...
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Bean, no. Ahh...
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I'm Princess Tiabeanie!
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Magic fire princess!
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Fire! Fire! See the end of this stick?
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Give me the berries!
Or else, fire! Scary, scary fire!
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Oh.
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Ow! Ow!
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Can you please walk closer together?
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It's all up to me.
Today, I am the bravest elf since Braveo.
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At least until he chickened out,
and started pronouncing his name "Bravo"
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and became the elf who applauds.
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Oh! Wade! Wade! In here!
I knew you'd come back for us.
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Hmm?
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Ugh.
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The Legendberry tree!
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If Pops didn't lie about this,
maybe he didn't steal my college fund.
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Hey! How dare you take
from the Giving Tree!
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We caught this tree-humper
trying to steal the sacred berries.
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First the sassy girl
and now this ugly runt?
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Stuff a chicken into him and him into her,
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and we'll have a nice brunch
for tomorrow after church.
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It him, Dad!
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He the one me eye be he
that him who he be!
246
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Junior! Knock it off!
You can play with his skull tomorrow.
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Oh, Ma.
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Roll him in our seven sacred spices
and toss him in the dungeon.
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Don't worry, Bean! I'll save you!
250
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:08,319
Look, I'm not some damsel in distress.
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Well, technically,
I guess I am, but still.
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-Ahh!
253
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Wet willy? That's disgusting!
Where'd you grow up, a barn?
254
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I don't want to have to do this.
Let my friend go and we'll leave.
255
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:30,551
Get ready, Bad Elfo. It's time to jab.
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-Ow!
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00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:51,784
No!
258
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- Oh, no!
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-Hmm.
260
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I'll be okay.
I just need to lie down for a while.
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Wow, Elfo.
262
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You're kinda scary
when you're in a blood rage.
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Let's get out of here.
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00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,516
Not without the goddamn berries.
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Huh?
266
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,741
Don't make me do this, Your Majesty.
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I just need the berries from your tree.
My people are dying.
268
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,453
Where are you shrimps from?
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Dreamland. Well, actually, they used to--
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Quick, get the berries!
If the guards see, I'll have to eat you.
271
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,506
Now, shut up. Follow me.
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This old sewer drain
leads right to the river.
273
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,058
You know, you're pretty cool for a queen.
274
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Yeah, yeah. Here's something for you.
275
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I'm sorry we ate the body already.
Now, go.
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00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,906
Don't step on the rats, Elfo.
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Elfo?
278
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:30,037
This is it. The end of the best story
I ever told, my life!
279
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:33,167
If you see Elfo,
would you tell that boy I love him?
280
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,965
And so did his mom.
281
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:38,838
Well, my organs have stopped functioning.
So long.
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00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,136
So long, you old coot.
283
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,890
We did it! We got the berries!
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00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,397
Too late, dude.
You just missed him.
285
00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:49,478
No, Pops!
286
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:54,031
Please, Pops.
287
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,485
He's gone, Elfo.
288
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,241
He'll be with the crabs soon.
289
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,953
Could I be alone for a minute?
290
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:10,502
Pops, you were a good dad.
291
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:13,424
Even though your stories
were long, boring,
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not funny and obviously untrue,
I'm really going to miss you.
293
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,009
I can't believe you're really gone.
294
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I ain't gone, God damn it!
295
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Pops, you're alive!
296
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:26,726
We're all alive, God damn it!
297
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:33,065
I heard every word you said.
And you know what, Elfo?
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I'm glad I stole your college fund.
299
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What?