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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎邦媞，謝謝

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‎我的手有那麼肥嗎？

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‎母后？真的是妳？

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‎我一直都陪著妳，荳荳

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‎那妳為什麼飄走？

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‎去看妳小時候我送妳的音樂盒

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‎-什麼音樂盒？
‎-就是壁爐上那個

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‎-什麼壁爐？
‎-妳小時候我送妳的壁爐

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‎-妳為什麼要送我壁爐？
‎-我說過我要走了

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‎我真該更常來逛房間的這一帶

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‎那是母后和我嗎？

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‎母后為什麼背叛我們？

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‎你看她，好幸福的樣子

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‎我想跟妳說說瞭解女人這回事

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‎說呀？

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‎我說我想，不代表我可以

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‎妳母后真的把我們害慘了

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‎婚姻是騙局

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‎人家都說從此過著幸福快樂的日子

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‎妳試過去看從此以後怎樣了嗎？
‎辦不到，故事書裡沒寫

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‎父王，你一定會找到第二春的

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‎妳真的這樣想？

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‎奧德沃！拿我的小黑書來

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‎陛下，拿來了

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‎如此心碎的您
‎還想再打開這本書

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‎真是勇敢

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‎啊，你要燒掉

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‎我受夠了女人了

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‎我只要學習在孤獨中幸福

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‎父王，追隨你心，一切會變好的

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‎謝了，荳荳，妳真是好孩子

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‎劇名：第14章
‎孤獨的心是獵人

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‎奧德沃，最好是好事

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‎我剛才自艾自憐得正起勁

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‎陛下，請容我坦率發言

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‎國王的心情就是王國的心情

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‎你是什麼意思？
‎全國都想揍你一拳嗎？

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‎那不是心情，拳頭來了

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‎陛下，這拳不錯

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‎我的重點是
‎您若開心，王國就開心…

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‎這拳好，無論如何

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‎陛下，我想您會真心喜歡這個的

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‎好了，準備，您好了嗎？

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‎好了，準備，打開了

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‎好多牙齒，你明明說我們要吃自助餐

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‎也算是啊，陸地上最美麗高雅的女人

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‎全都等著見您

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‎我要出去了，我想獨處

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‎好，我去拿我的短褲

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‎不，真的

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‎我要獨處

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‎你們精靈都要穿過
‎這條髒巷子才能回家嗎？

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‎不是，這裡就是家

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‎我有一次在這醉倒
‎老鼠還來咬我的雀斑

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‎歡迎來到精靈巷

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‎走吧！不過要小心怪咖

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‎可布樂鞋匠！
‎讓你鞋子裡裝滿櫻桃可布樂！

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‎猜高人！猜測你的身高！90公分…

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‎小孩有借有還，再借不難！

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‎嘿，先生，過來

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‎-要不要玩打傑克？
‎-好啊

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‎那就被打吧，傑克！

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‎-要不要玩慢阿莫？
‎-好

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‎太慢了，阿莫

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‎-要不要玩七八弟杜達？
‎-我不知道

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‎別這樣，來解謎啊
‎遊戲名字裡沒有打人

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‎這可是貨真價實的遊戲，朋友

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‎七八弟杜達！

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‎-快說，要不要玩？
‎-你這麼說的話，好吧

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‎七八弟！杜達！打他！

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‎阿福，你可以晚點再跟朋友玩，走吧

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‎-嗨，阿福！
‎-這是…

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‎嗨，親親，怎麼了？

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‎妳的新男友阿蝦還好嗎？

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‎他只是你我分手後的調劑

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‎就像你是我跟阿調分手後的調劑

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‎阿福，我佩服你

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‎你這小傢伙充滿神祕

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‎那還用說

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‎我就是忍不住，我喜歡壞男人

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‎-嗨，我是路西
‎-他偷走我的開場白了

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‎親親，要不要我帶妳參觀？

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‎去幾個好地方瞧瞧？

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‎好啊，路西，那樣真好

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‎絕對不會有什麼好

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‎-你好壞，8點來接我
‎-我10點到

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‎那就過了我的上床時間
‎我不能當伴遊了

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‎（您已進入魔法森林）

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‎（小心拿大槌子的小松鼠）

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‎獵人來了

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‎他勇敢、箭無虛發、如風悄無聲息

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‎噢，不，不要…

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‎不要拿走…你這混蛋…

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‎盔甲為什麼這麼緊？

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‎喔，對，是我胖了

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‎我的腳！你…

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‎那是女人還是熊？

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‎是女人也是熊，哇！

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‎別這樣！

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‎什麼？

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‎你還好嗎？

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‎我覺得體內刺痛
‎像得了肉毒桿菌中毒的青少年

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‎你好美

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‎妳把我想說的話
‎還有這顆牙從我嘴裡奪走了

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‎聽著，是哪種都沒關係

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‎不過妳到底是熊還是女人？

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‎我是森林熊人

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‎穿上毛皮時是熊，不穿時是厄蘇拉

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‎熊人啊？有意思
‎因為我戴皇冠時是國王

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‎不戴皇冠時還是國王，我不是愛現

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‎我只是轉移話題，說我是國王

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‎什麼是國王？

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‎就是重要人士

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‎是最重要的人，這人是領頭狗

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‎所以你是狗？你的毛皮在哪？

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‎我不是狗，我住在城堡裡

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‎什麼是城堡？

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‎就是大狗屋，妳想來看看嗎？

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‎好啊，我去收拾東西

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‎好了！

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‎（您已進入魔法森林）

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‎（週五午夜，貓頭鷹派對）

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‎（歡迎來到夢王國）

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‎（為燉肉泥前來，為奶麥片逗留）

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‎上面那個就是你的大狗屋吧？

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‎這些是我前妻烏娜的洋裝

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‎我喜歡那件、那件和那件

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‎妳穿這些都好看

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‎把三件縫成一件，每條帶子都要垂直

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‎這是我們最精美的客房，妳就睡這裡

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‎那是我儲藏和吃爆米花的地方

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‎這裡是寶座室

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‎如果妳看那邊

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‎那邊地板上有扇暗門通往大海

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‎站在上面的人超多的

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‎不是我說，這暗門很明顯啊

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‎喂，戴帽子的，過來站在這裡

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‎看到沒？我就說吧

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‎我那樣害死好多人

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‎這些是哪來的？

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‎反正他們都不是好東西

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‎我有一次狠揍卡爾

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‎因為他到處說我們一起冬眠

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‎但我們根本沒有

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‎卡爾，現在是誰在睡？

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‎沒想到一塊地毯也有這麼多歷史

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‎對不起，我不是故意…

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‎別道歉

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‎剛才是我這輩子
‎遇過最火辣的事

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‎陛下，冒著惹您發怒的危險

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‎恐怕這個“女人”不符皇家標準

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‎我懂你的意思，所以我不會謀害你

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‎她確實不一樣

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‎她純樸、直率，而且不怕蜜蜂

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‎顯然也不怕白蟻

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‎我從來沒有這種感覺，但我喜歡

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‎我是說，我不知道我跟她會走向何方

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‎洞穴、樹還是藤叢？

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‎我賭是藤叢，但我要弄清楚

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‎妳一定找不到我！

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‎找到你了！

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‎是愛的氣味嗎？

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‎其實是雪茄和酸黃瓜的氣味

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‎那就是我的氣味嗎？

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‎對，千萬別除掉這臭味

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‎我答應妳

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‎是誰一直替那個音樂盒上發條？

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‎荳荳

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‎妳一定要幫我，妳是我唯一的希望

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‎我不能幫妳
‎我甚至不知道能不能信任妳

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‎荳荳，妳不必信任我
‎我要妳相信自己

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‎那是什麼意思？

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‎魔法比妳想的還要近

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‎我懂了，魔法在我身體裡

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‎不是，太模糊了，是母后說錯了

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‎我的意思是妳要多找找

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‎母后，什麼意思？

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‎好怪哦，我剛剛夢到母后！

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‎父王，也許我們都需要
‎花點時間才能淡忘

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‎時間？厄蘇拉那熱騰騰的氣息
‎一燒掉我後頸汗毛時

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‎我就忘掉妳媽了

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‎哇，真希望我也能像你這樣

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‎瑪魯符號？在這裡？

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‎“有物隱藏！”

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‎隨便，我今晚要約會

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‎該開始準備了

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‎雪茄

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‎酸黃瓜

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‎雪茄

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‎酸黃瓜

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‎天啊，我們真的是同一物種嗎？

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‎（歡迎厄蘇拉！）

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‎（蜂蜜）

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‎真好笑，他們以為瘟疫是老鼠散播的

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‎但其實是我到處亂跑咬人

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‎-真的嗎？
‎-重點就是傷害別人啊

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‎哇！

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‎親親，我在兒童桌
‎幫妳留了一個座位，就在我旁邊

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‎可愛，你們兩個盪來盪去

201
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:31,656
‎以為我會嫉妒
‎你們污穢的深鍋戀情嗎？

202
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:33,575
‎想讓我以為你們在談戀愛？

203
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,326
‎我不相信愛情

204
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,706
‎路西，我們走吧

205
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,752
‎你可以再說說那分時度假點子

206
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,086
‎好啊，但我先問妳一個問題

207
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:44,091
‎妳上次度假為期多久？

208
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:47,514
‎對了，坐在鍋子裡很不衛生

209
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,389
‎拜託誰去把那鍋子刷乾淨？

210
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,016
‎我去好了

211
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,900
‎對，這就對了

212
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:06,315
‎厄蘇拉，妳知道我可以
‎命令僕人替妳抓背

213
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,485
‎不了，謝謝

214
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,203
‎這樣比較好，妳試試看

215
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:18,077
‎哇！感覺真的很棒

216
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,337
‎我也要在我臥房裝一根這種柱子

217
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,798
‎妳有心事，對吧？

218
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:28,262
‎其實沒什麼，只是…我不知道

219
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,144
‎妳知道有時候妳做了最糟糕的事

220
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:32,430
‎別無選擇下
‎傷害了妳在世界上最愛的人

221
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,144
‎可是讓妳別無選擇的就是她？

222
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:35,894
‎然後妳以為結束了，想要展望未來

223
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:37,896
‎結果她卻出現在妳夢裡，實在…

224
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,573
‎對不起，我對這裡很陌生

225
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,567
‎妳是巨型松鼠嗎？

226
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,994
‎厄蘇拉，想不想跳舞？

227
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,660
‎我以為你不會問呢

228
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,028
‎拿我的球來！

229
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:54,833
‎好耶，看看她！

230
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,122
‎快點，誰丟一條魚給她！

231
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,666
‎我覺得這可能是真愛

232
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:07,261
‎-介意換人嗎？
‎-好啊，請

233
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,341
‎不是，我是問親親

234
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:10,296
‎我去那邊

235
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:13,136
‎如果你們要為我爭風吃醋
‎那就打得有看頭一點

236
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:17,101
‎我要警告你，親親不喜歡你

237
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:19,144
‎她只想讓我嫉妒

238
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,268
‎我不知道耶

239
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,694
‎她一直問我問題
‎表現得很感興趣的樣子

240
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:26,403
‎問我想那個的時候
‎會做哪些事，懂吧？

241
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,695
‎我完全不懂你的意思

242
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,318
‎我想我比你更瞭解她

243
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:33,276
‎我喜歡她，她喜歡我
‎接受事實吧，撐起？

244
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,237
‎好了

245
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:39,869
‎好耶

246
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,264
‎這是什麼意思？

247
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,303
‎為什麼這麼舒服？

248
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,730
‎剛才那樣沒什麼意義，可是滿好玩的

249
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:25,785
‎有鮭魚味

250
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,958
‎答應我完事後

251
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,546
‎你不會像卡爾一樣轉身冬眠三個月

252
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:42,233
‎至少之前爬蟲性愛很寧靜

253
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,333
‎再來一次，但這次我當熊

254
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,329
‎親愛的，那樣沒用的

255
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,501
‎我穿上毛皮時不會變成熊

256
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,750
‎是我脫下毛皮時會變成人類

257
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,960
‎小心點，我可不想永遠當人類

258
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,803
‎你也不會想要的

259
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:12,722
‎對

260
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,682
‎反正我們永遠也洗不掉這裡的味道了

261
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,598
‎夢王國，不錯

262
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:25,524
‎唉呀，你的臉怎麼回事？

263
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:29,734
‎什麼？沒有啊，你只是從沒見過我笑

264
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,360
‎我很開心

265
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:36,530
‎看看我！我是最開心的國王！

266
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,525
‎不准正眼看我！

267
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:41,542
‎就是她讓我臉上有了笑容

268
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,370
‎親愛的，跟大家揮揮手

269
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,285
‎嘿！嗨，大家好

270
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,928
‎我的感覺從來沒這麼好

271
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,684
‎我想要永遠保有這種感覺

272
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,519
‎我們是好搭檔，妳不覺得嗎？

273
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,062
‎當然了

274
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:10,567
‎可是你知道
‎終有一天我必須回到森林

275
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:14,743
‎對，當然，我知道

276
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:18,070
‎你最棒了，我就知道你會懂

277
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:38,182
‎你在幹嘛？

278
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,305
‎-我才不要說
‎-好，我有點忙，所以…

279
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:45,309
‎她是熊！厄蘇拉是熊

280
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:47,312
‎父王，她的塊頭是很大，但…

281
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,734
‎不，她真的是熊

282
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:52,693
‎她把毛皮脫掉時就會變成女人

283
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:55,784
‎先是女巫、蜥蜴，現在又是熊

284
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,203
‎天啊，你要造方舟嗎？

285
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,739
‎我知道妳在想什麼

286
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:02,452
‎只要扯上女人和鞋子
‎妳父王來者不拒

287
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,830
‎我超愛鞋子的

288
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:08,167
‎可是荳荳，這一次是來真的

289
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,710
‎父王，箱子裡有什麼？

290
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,251
‎她會離開我

291
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:14,165
‎可是沒了皮毛，她就無法變回熊

292
00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:16,924
‎你偷了她的皮毛？不可以啦！

293
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,587
‎對大多數女人是不行

294
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:20,505
‎可是對厄蘇拉還真的可以！

295
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,104
‎可是那樣是不對的

296
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,139
‎荳荳，是妳叫我聆聽內心的聲音

297
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,353
‎我聽了妳的話
‎所以我聆聽內心的聲音

298
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:28,523
‎-現在我不聽了
‎-好吧

299
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,125
‎（飛來權杖酒吧）

300
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,212
‎老兄，看看我買了什麼送親親

301
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:01,635
‎買巧克力
‎送給整天做巧克力的精靈

302
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:04,428
‎對，是哦，真是妙招

303
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,845
‎等等，那是什麼？

304
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:10,272
‎死亡情侶飛鏢，我們開始認真了

305
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:13,192
‎認真？不可能認真

306
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,442
‎她根本不喜歡你

307
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:17,733
‎天啊，我說最後一次
‎她不是要讓你嫉妒

308
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,738
‎是真的，我們墜入愛河了

309
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,070
‎你說過你不相信愛情！

310
00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:24,985
‎所以你不是撒謊就是真的戀愛了

311
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,536
‎-你最好是撒謊！
‎-兩位

312
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,750
‎滾吧，阿福，親親和我要獨處

313
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,581
‎其實我有話要告訴你們兩個

314
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,835
‎路西，我原本真的對你有興趣

315
00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:39,549
‎但那只是因為我需要知道
‎是什麼讓壞男人有吸引力…

316
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:40,591
‎對，妳發現了

317
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:43,684
‎還有我為什麼總愛
‎尋求這種有害的兩性關係

318
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:44,930
‎我撫心自問

319
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:49,062
‎“親珊卓，妳有何目標？
‎妳到底想要什麼？”

320
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:52,851
‎結果我愛上了全新的人，我自己

321
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:55,976
‎但是謝謝你陪伴我，路西…還有阿福

322
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:59,816
‎還有阿吻、阿韻、皮弟

323
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:03,111
‎賽莫斯、克里夫、克里夫的哥哥…

324
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:05,906
‎好像是叫“湯姆”吧？園丁男孩們…

325
00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:09,406
‎真是的，她沒有選你

326
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,666
‎好吧，老兄
‎我懂了，她從來沒喜歡過我

327
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,169
‎路西

328
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:19,462
‎這世界就是充滿了心碎
‎拒絕、憂鬱和絕望

329
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:21,086
‎沒人能稱心如意

330
00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:23,472
‎我不想要擁抱

331
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,050
‎我管你想要什麼

332
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,845
‎你這溫馨的混蛋

333
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,718
‎如果她能走，她也不會要走

334
00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:30,595
‎所以她走不了也沒關係

335
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:43,357
‎對！

336
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,406
‎厄蘇拉，妳對我意義重大

337
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:30,368
‎我想讓妳成為全世界最幸福的女人

338
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,491
‎我有東西要給妳

339
00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:34,581
‎索古…

340
00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:40,337
‎人生最悲哀的事就是

341
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,749
‎跟想共度餘生的人訣別

342
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,798
‎我對妳瞭若指掌

343
00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:49,138
‎妳的祕密、慾望、熱情

344
00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:52,056
‎所以我們才不得不說…

345
00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:14,543
‎她從此過著幸福的日子
‎故事就是這樣結束

346
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:35,143
‎喂，是誰吹熄的？你嚇不倒我

347
00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:51,317
‎那首曲子已經太老了

348
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:14,028
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