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[jazzy theme music playing]
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[man] Hey!
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Okay. What is happening?
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Are we still tripping
in the Den of Wonders?
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And why do I have barnacles on my ass?
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Dude, you've been dead for five months.
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What? Where are we?
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-[walrus barking]
-Oh, no! Walrus Island!
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Quick, jam sand in your ear holes!
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[rumbling]
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-[walruses barking]
-[all gasping]
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Welcome to Mermaid Island.
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Phew! That's the good one.
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We offer the ancient
nectar of the gods, sangria.
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Now, choose your mermaid.
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-[Elfo] Mmm.
-[Luci] Ah?
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[bell chimes]
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Oh, yeah.
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What is this called again?
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A massage. It's like a nice,
well-intentioned beating.
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Mmm. This is really helping
the rigor mortis.
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[coin jingling]
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[Bean] Wait.
Why are you wearing that coin?
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Often our guests leave us trinkets
as a sign of appreciation
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and not being total cheapskates.
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I noticed you haven't yet, but whatever.
Up to you.
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Do you do that thing
where you gently bite the earlobe?
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Yes, I have known many lobes.
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Guys, wake up. Wake up.
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I know this is a tropical paradise,
but we've gotta get back to Dreamland.
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I need to know if my dad's okay.
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Bean, why are your ears all red?
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Do you have a boat we could take?
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There might be one lying around.
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[Elfo] Whoa!
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We found it just like that.
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Their lives will not be forgotten.
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[Elfo] Thanks for oiling my corpse
every day!
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That was a marinade.
We were going to eat you.
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Yes, that was a merry day.
It was nice to meet you!
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Hey, why are there olives in my ears?
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[upbeat folk music playing]
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Sipping sangria, rowing my two best pals
along in a little boat...
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If we hadn't been doing this for three
straight hours, it'd be kinda nice.
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Yeah. Row faster, Bean.
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How about you, Elfo?
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Any thoughts on being totally, completely
reunited with your best friends?
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Nope, I'm good.
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[sighs] Okay, I can see something's wrong.
What's up?
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I said I'm good. So just go ahead and row.
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Just row, row, row, row your boat.
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I'm not gonna keep rowing, dude.
You're clearly upset.
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I'm not upset!
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[Luci] You kinda said that
like you're upset.
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Why would I be upset?
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'Cause my supposed best friend
left me for dead
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so she could save
some random lady she barely knows?
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I mean, I'm just spit-balling.
I'm just playing along.
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'Cause, like I said, I'm not upset!
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[man] Stop yellin'!
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Elfo, in case you forgot,
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I'm also the one who literally went
through Hell to bring you back to life.
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Yeah, and I'm the guy who tricked you both
into making it happen.
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True, and I really appreciate
what you guys did,
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but I'm still kind of upset
about what happened, m'kay?
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No, it's not "m'kay." Get over it!
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Appreciate our goddamn sacrifice,
you stubborn little nimrod!
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[man faintly] I can still hear you!
Shut up!
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I gave up so much for you!
I gave up... I gave up a lot.
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Elfo, I'm really sorry, okay?
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I am begging you to forgive me.
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Okay.
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Oh. Okay, then. I'm glad that's over with.
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Oh, it's not over.
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[Bean sighs]
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[Oona] Aah. Solitude.
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[breathing deeply]
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What are you looking at?
Grow some eyelids.
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Enough of this.
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[chains rattle]
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[lively fiddle music playing]
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Avast! Off the starboard bow.
There's something in the water!
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It's a log!
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I told you, I don't have to hear
about every single log.
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Okay, all right. But this log,
there's a woman holding on to it.
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Are you sure that's not a log, too?
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Well...
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[pirates gasping]
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What kind of woman be you
who wears a crown?
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You a beauty contest winner?
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Do I look like a beauty contest winner?
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I'm not gonna answer that.
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Well, I'm not, you fool. I'm a--
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Queen. A real, live queen.
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Do you wanna come out and have a look,
Captain? Make sure she's not a log?
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-[Captain] Nah, I trust ya.
-Aye, aye.
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So, are you ever coming out
of your cabin again?
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I ask because we've been
at sea eight years now
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and the accordion player
only knows one song.
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[Captain] What song is it?
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[man] "Pop Goes the Weasel."
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[Captain] Play it again.
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[accordion playing "Pop Goes the Weasel"]
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We've been stuck in this fog all night.
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-I think we've been going in circles.
-How do you know?
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[Elfo] Because I dropped an oar
about six hours ago
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-and we keep passing it.
-[Luci groaning]
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[ukulele playing faintly]
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I must be delirious.
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I swear I'm hearing the sounds
of the world's tiniest ukulele.
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It's my dad's teeny flunkies, Vip and Vap!
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Hey, guys, which way is Dreamland?
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[both laughing]
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[ukulele playing rapidly]
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[gasps] Look! Your father!
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Dad! Dad, it's me!
Aren't you glad to see us?
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[gasps] Look out!
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Die, lousy traitors!
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[both laughing]
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He must not know it's us.
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I'll scream in a higher, shriller voice.
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[higher and shriller] Zog! It's us!
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Sire, that's your daughter down there.
What are you doing?
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She betrayed me.
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Teamed up with her evil mom,
turned this place to stone and ran off!
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She's not gonna set foot in this kingdom.
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She's not even gonna get
past the Fun Pier.
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Ah, yes, they tried to make me
into a corn dog there once.
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Anyway, you can't just keep
throwing boulders at them.
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Hello, Bean, Elfo, Luci. [gurgling]
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Dad, that's enough!
You already killed Vip and Vap!
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-I killed Vip?
-And Vap!
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Oh, my poor, sweet Vip.
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Come on, Dad. Be reasonable.
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Never!
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[grunts and exclaims]
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[groans and mutters indistinctly]
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Let's get out of here
before the crabs wake him up.
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When I was underwater,
I had a long time to think.
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-You sank for a long time?
-Yes, thank you.
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And I realize,
anchor not only thing holding me down.
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Arranged marriage,
fat-ass, selfish husband,
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backwards kingdom full of moron,
they all imprison me.
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Where is my simple girlhood dream
of being greatest amphibian warrior?
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It is still here, in Oona's three hearts.
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Don't you have any girlhood dreams?
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Well, a few.
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So now is time! What you waiting for?
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The captain never gives us any orders.
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You are pirates.
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There's a defenseless ship
of wealthy merchants right there.
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-[ship bell dings]
-Ahoy there, friends.
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[screaming]
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[all clamoring]
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Aren't you the crazy lizard queen
of Dreamland?
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I am crazy lizard queen of no land!
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If I had even one shred of dignity left,
it is now long gone.
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[groans]
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Where to?
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[sighs]
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[Elfo] Silly question,
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but, um, did something happen here
while I was gone?
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Man, I can't help but think
this is kinda my fault.
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I mean, I've allowed Vikings
to take over the kingdom,
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stolen my grandma's jaw
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and drunkenly switched
all those babies in the nursery,
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but this takes the cake.
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[chuckles] Remember when we wrecked
your dad's cake? Good times.
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Bean, I'm sure your dad will forgive you.
He's an understanding guy.
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[Zog grunts]
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You traitor! I'll never forgive you!
Get out of my wasteland!
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Look out! Rye bread!
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And crois-sants!
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It's pronounced croiss-- [grunts]
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Aww. There's Sylvia! I met her in Heaven.
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So sweet. So racist.
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Man, even this family burying
their dead grandma is happier than mine.
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A crazy dad, an evil mom
and a reptile for a stepmom.
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Hey, your step-lizard's
looking pretty good right now.
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Congratulations, my boys!
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What did we get?
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Fine lace, gold coins, and exotic spices
that'll delight you all the way through,
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from tongue to bung.
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Lookee here! A king's ransom in paprika!
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We are gonna make so many deviled eggs.
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You're amazing.
You really know how to boss people around.
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Well, I did boss around fat-ass
in Dreamland.
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[captain] Dreamland?
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Hey, it's the captain!
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Hi!
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The captain is an elf?
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Set sail for Dreamland!
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[slurping]
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[yelling loudly]
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[yelling continues]
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[Bean sighs] Wow.
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Everything and everyone
I've ever known is gone.
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Except for your psycho dad.
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But up here, we should be able
to see him coming from miles away.
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-[Zog] Wrong.
-[all gasp]
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Why didn't you leave, Bean?
I asked you politely.
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-What? You threw all sorts of rocks at us.
-[Elfo] And a pig.
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[groans] I should've known
you'd turn out like your mother.
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I'm not like her, Dad. She's insane.
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You're 50% her, 50% crazy.
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And I'm 50% you.
So, great, I'm 100% off my nut.
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But I'm not. I'm my own person,
and I came back to help you.
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How do I know you won't betray me again,
like when you ran off with her?
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Mom tricked both of us.
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Please, I'm asking you to trust me.
Hand me the crossbow.
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How do I know
you're not going to shoot me?
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Look into my eyes, Dad.
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Do I look like I would shoot you?
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-[exclaims]
-[Bean] Dad!
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Guys, help me. He's too heavy.
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I've been eatin' gravel for two weeks.
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It's not the gravel, Dad.
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[all grunting]
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Now do you trust me?
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Uh, yeah.
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So, as I was sayin', welcome back.
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-[cannon ball whizzing]
-[thudding]
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What the hell's going on?
This ain't invasion season.
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[Luci] Seven-ten split. Noice!
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[door creaking open]
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[gasps] An elf?
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But the only other elf
ever to leave Elfwood was...
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Leavo. Dread pirate Leavo.
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[exclaims]
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[Leavo] And I think you know
my first mate.
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Hello, Zog.
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Hello, ungrateful weasel girl I try
to love only to have her betray me.
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Hey, Oona.
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Shiver me Tim Tams, could it be true?
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Listen, queenie, there are things
we both want, so, deal?
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Deal.
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For years, no one listen to me,
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even though I'm the only one
in whole kingdom to graduate kindergarten.
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But you think I return
only to show I am better than you?
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Of course I do!
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Everybody here turn to stone.
Now you must turn to Oona.
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That fabulous doodad can be yours
if you fill my ship with treasures.
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And hurry.
Ol' Stabby here is getting thirsty.
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And Ol' Thirsty is getting stabby.
245
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,654
The Eternity Pendant.
246
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:44,156
If we can get blood from Leavo,
we can use it to save the kingdom.
247
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,830
He's a real elf.
248
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,158
[scoffs and whispers] Wow.
249
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:51,793
Okay. I may not be a real elf,
but at least I know how to whisper.
250
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,872
We agree to all your terms.
251
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:57,838
Whatever you want.
All my fabulous riches are yours.
252
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,840
-[all cheering]
-[pirate] Treasure!
253
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:02,262
We don't got no more fabulous riches.
254
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:05,471
We'll have to wing this
in a dangerously half-assed manner.
255
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,473
That's the Grunkwitz way.
256
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,725
Babycakes, oh, how I missed you!
257
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:18,725
That's fair.
258
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:22,526
I thought you were living
happily ever after with your queen.
259
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:26,241
Oona, baby, you're my main queen.
Forget her.
260
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:30,333
You and me, we put in years together.
Or next to each other.
261
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,871
We can restore the kingdom
and our marriage.
262
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,285
The kingdom, yes.
263
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:37,383
Our marriage, not so yes.
I want a divorce.
264
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:40,709
Nah, nah, nah. Come on, baby.
We can work this out.
265
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:41,796
I can change.
266
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,471
And not just this smelly robe,
my whole outfit.
267
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:48,470
We barely know each other.
I want to spread my wings.
268
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:52,814
[exclaims] Oh. You got wings?
I guess we really don't know each other.
269
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,111
[Zog exclaims]
270
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:03,151
[chuckling nervously] Excuse the mess.
271
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,485
I wasn't expecting anybody.
272
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,821
[sighs] It reeks of despair.
273
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:11,447
'Tis naught but the shambles
of the spartan life of a single man.
274
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:14,871
[metal clanking]
275
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:17,115
[bottle clinking]
276
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,212
The Bozaks took all our best treasures.
277
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,634
Stone socks? 'Tis no treasure.
278
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,675
I thought the liquid
only stonified living things?
279
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,470
You don't know my socks.
280
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:33,603
What I'm after is far more valuable
than this flea market fare.
281
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:37,312
You search the rest of the castle.
I'll search down below the castle.
282
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:39,694
Don't worry, Beanie. I'll take care of it.
283
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,942
Elfo, take care of it. You're an elf.
284
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,404
Me? How?
285
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:47,824
I'm pretty sure I have some spare treasure
in the dungeon.
286
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:52,155
Elfo, why don't you show
the captain around?
287
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:54,372
[laughing] Have a nice elf-to-elf!
288
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:59,423
When you're down there, crack him
on the head and shove him in a box.
289
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,090
Go get him, you boob.
290
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:05,667
Hi, Leavo. I'm a big fan of your work.
291
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,836
-Leaving?
-Yes.
292
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,552
[exclaims] The master.
293
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,228
[Leavo shudders]
294
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:22,899
[Elfo shudders]
295
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,197
Huh?
296
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:36,873
Hmm.
297
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,753
It couldn't be.
298
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,253
And yet it is.
299
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,019
[groans] I can't do it.
300
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,810
I'm supposed to shove you in a box
301
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:03,273
so we can steal your blood
and unfreeze all the people of Dreamland.
302
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,645
But I just... I can't do it.
303
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,993
Elves should never be violent
with each other.
304
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:09,898
Says you! [grunts]
305
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:10,897
[shouting]
306
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:17,866
I'll give you a choice.
Either you help me or I bash your face in.
307
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:21,543
How many times have I been presented
with this exact same dilemma?
308
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:23,633
This time, I'm gonna choose help.
309
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:24,919
-[stone thudding]
-[Elfo] Ow!
310
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,712
Sorry, I thought you were
going to say the other thing.
311
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:33,588
Oh, Oona, I'm so sorry.
I was completely wrong about you.
312
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,387
I forgive you for everything.
313
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:38,311
Except stealing my drugs.
Don't do that no more.
314
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:43,226
Your little friend told me all about
your plan to kidnap me and drain my blood,
315
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,312
you dirty dog.
316
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,016
[Luci sighs] Of course he did.
317
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:49,226
There never was any treasure.
I ought to just kill you all.
318
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:54,782
Wait! Wait. Please listen. We didn't lie.
There is treasure here.
319
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,825
It's in all the people
that make up Dreamland.
320
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,500
With your blood,
we can restore Dreamland to glory
321
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,710
and make whatever wealth
and prosperity you seek.
322
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,712
An entire kingdom at your disposal.
323
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,795
You want brave soldiers to fight for you?
324
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,470
This one is a bad example.
But this one will.
325
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,510
This guy throws the weirdest parties!
326
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:20,385
Oh! Chazz. Have you ever been chazzed?
It's a treat.
327
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,644
So what do you say?
328
00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,265
You need elf's blood.
329
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:27,112
My wee body hasn't nearly enough
to restore the people in this courtyard,
330
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,439
let alone your kingdom.
331
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,614
But I'll go to Elfwood
and convince the elves
332
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:35,242
to help unfreeze your people
if you do one thing for me.
333
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:36,162
[Zog grunts]
334
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,580
Is all this really necessary?
335
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,666
Aye. The elves must see
you're no longer a threat.
336
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,672
You must show them you're a changed man.
337
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:54,514
Us elves, we're good
at forgiving and forgetting.
338
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:58,801
Oh, look! This is where I died, remember?
339
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,971
[clears throat] We're here!
340
00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:04,432
Get a load of this.
341
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:11,190
I've got enemy of the elves
King Zog of Dreamland captured alive!
342
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,145
He's here to make amends!
343
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:20,577
Hmm. [clears throat]
344
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:24,999
My friends, I stand before you today
to beg for your forgiveness.
345
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,420
Let the hanging begin!
346
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:32,295
Oh! Sorry, I thought you were done.
You finish up and then I'll speak.
347
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:37,429
[clears throat] A few months back,
a group of rogue soldiers,
348
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,929
who may possibly have come from Dreamland,
349
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,432
mistakenly attacked
your proud and tiny king--
350
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,184
Let the hanging...
351
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,476
Sorry again.
352
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:49,609
If I could take it back, boy, I would,
'cause it wasn't right,
353
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,898
and it didn't work out too good for me.
354
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,322
And now I need your help.
355
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:57,911
So, please,
accept my most humble apologies.
356
00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:00,738
-Go on.
-I'm done.
357
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:03,374
Oh, sorry, I wasn't listening.
358
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:07,252
-Let the hanging begin!
-If I might have a word, sire.
359
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,423
Why should we help
these treacherous humans?
360
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,134
They've put us through enough.
361
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,425
What if I told you
they have something we want?
362
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,968
That I found what I was searching for
all these years?
363
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,893
Whoa. You mean you found...
364
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:26,682
I may have. The very thing.
365
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,649
[grunting]
366
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,612
[elves whistling tune]
367
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,490
I never thought
Elfo would be the cool one.
368
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,115
Whistling is for losers.
369
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,292
I like to hum.
370
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,750
[humming tune]
371
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,461
Now, about that free cookie...
372
00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:02,676
Oh! Why did I ever work
in this lousy kingdom?
373
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,181
Well, this is awkward.
374
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,353
One down, six thousand-ish to go.
375
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,362
...for your lives!
376
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,703
I repeat, run for your...
377
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,783
All is well!
378
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:31,293
What do you say, kid?
Ready to make it official?
379
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,552
Oh, Zog, I thought you'd never ask.
380
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:40,720
Divorced!
381
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,799
We had a good run, Zoggy.
382
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:46,814
Yeah, remember that first night
after our wedding when we...
383
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:47,928
[both gasp] Derek!
384
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:49,515
[seagulls squawking]
385
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:53,727
There you go. That's a good sky-chicken.
386
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:57,765
Seagulls taste better than pelicans.
387
00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,938
Pigeons are too chewy,
but they're really easy to catch.
388
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:03,448
Uh, Derek, honey,
enough with the bird talk.
389
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:06,070
What about that divorce we mentioned?
390
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:09,578
Well, it is a relief to know
I'm not as damaged as you two.
391
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:12,248
Would you care for parrot or fairy?
392
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:16,126
[Leavo] The time has come
for me to leave my life as a pirate.
393
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,209
I've decided to stay in Dreamland.
394
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:21,465
This is where the true destiny
of the elves lies now.
395
00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:22,968
But who will be our captain?
396
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,470
You'll need a new one.
397
00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:26,351
A tough guy who likes giving orders
398
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,928
and does everything
with cold-blooded certainty.
399
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,064
Shut mouth. I am taking job.
400
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,391
[all cheering]
401
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:33,978
[Leavo] Hmm.
402
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,322
Mommy has to go to work.
403
00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:41,648
But I will come get you
every other weekend, okay?
404
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,735
Meanwhile, anything I can bring you?
405
00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:45,990
[gasps] A harlequin outfit.
406
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:49,533
Sure. If we attack a ship of clowns,
I grab one.
407
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,911
[melancholy violin music playing]
408
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:04,419
Bean, you want to come with?
I could use hotheaded crazy girl.
409
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:07,138
I think I've got a lot of ass-kicking
to do around here.
410
00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:09,677
[melancholy music continues]
411
00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:25,568
[Bean] There's plenty of fish
in the sea, Dad.
412
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:28,704
[Zog] Like hell am I gonna marry
another fish woman.
413
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:36,458
You look like you could use a laugh.
Sorcerio!
414
00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:41,377
I don't know.
This guy's all goat jokes all the time.
415
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:47,471
That's no lady, that's my goat. Ta-da!
416
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:48,641
-[clicking]
-[Sorcerio] Not again!
417
00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:50,098
[laughing]
418
00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:54,516
Thanks, kid. You always know what I need.
419
00:23:58,186 --> 00:24:00,476
-[Zog] Oh, no!
-[Bean] What, Dad?
420
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:03,364
-[Zog] Oona took the keys.
-[Bean sighs]
421
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,442
[lively music playing]