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[theme music playing]
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[man] Hey!
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[Zog] They all betrayed me.
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Dagmar, Bean, Vip, even Vap.
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At least this harmless street mutt won't.
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Oh! Goddamn mother... [groaning]
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Ah, this is heaven.
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Why did I waste all that time being alive?
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I was brutally murdered
and I can't stop smiling!
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[telephone switchboard ringing]
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Incoming necro-chat for Mr. Elfo.
Patching you through.
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[Bean] Elfo, wherever you are, I'm sorry.
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I'm in Heaven! Who is this?
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[Bean] Uh... El... Is that you?
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Lady, you're the one that called me.
Hello? I can't... You're...
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Are you not...
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Excuse me, somebody's calling me,
but I can't...
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-I'll have some of those French fries.
-[Bean] It's me...
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I... I'm so--
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I'm hearing every other word.
I'm... Hello?
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Can you... now?
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I only... I got just the "now" part.
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What was that? Yes.
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Oh, my... just meet... Hell.
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I can't... I'm sorry.
I'm literally only hearing one syllable.
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[Luci] Elfo, go to Hell!
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I know I say that a lot,
but this time I mean it literally!
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Wow. Okay, I heard that.
Screw you, jerk-o!
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[Bean] It's Bean! Go to Hell,
the place down below.
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Bean? Bean, you want me in Hell?
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Bean! Oh, my God!
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[God] Yes?
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Oh. [chuckles nervously]
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Um, sir... [clears throat]
this might seem like a weird question,
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but, God, I was wondering,
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is there any way I can get to,
you know, Hell?
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[God] Elfo, my son.
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The only way to get out of Heaven
would be to do something so vile,
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so disgusting
as to offend the angels themselves.
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And believe me, those guys are no angels.
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But I have to, God.
I have to get down to the--
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[God] Elfo, now, you listen up
and you listen good.
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If you leave Heaven,
there is no coming back.
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You will be damned for all eternity.
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And we just made eternity
three weeks longer.
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I don't care if my soul rots
for a hundred years,
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as long as I can see Bean again
for one minute.
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So prepare to be offended and kick me out!
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Screw you, God! Did you hear that?
Send me to Hell, sunshine!
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[God laughs] Elfo!
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Your noble intent far outweighs
your benign, choir-boy swearing.
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You know, no one belongs in Heaven
more than you.
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But I spoke impolitely,
you all-knowing douche!
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[God laughs] I love you, my son.
I love you more than you can ever know.
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Oh, yeah, dear Lord?
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Well, then, do you love my ass?
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Oh! Oh!
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[gasps] I'll see you tomorrow.
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[God laughing]
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[bell ringing]
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[Bean] Luci?
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[gasps]
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Whoa, Luci, are you okay?
I thought you were immortal.
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[grunts] Doesn't mean I can't feel pain.
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Did you learn nothing
from reading my memoirs?
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Whoa!
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Ugh! One of Jerry's ping-pong balls.
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God forbid there should be a bannister
on a mile-long staircase.
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Yeah, he did forbid it.
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Teaching us a lesson or some crap.
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We're close. It's only
another ten thousand steps.
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Better put on your demon suit.
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How do I look?
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Whoa! Like a chipmunk
in a discount bat costume?
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Cool.
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That was actually
a passive-aggressive insult.
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Let's go, glamour-puss.
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Ah... I'd give all the gold in my kingdom
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just to hear the sweet sound
of another living creature.
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Zog, is that you?
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Merkimer! Uh, you didn't just hear
what I said, did ya?
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Not clearly, no, why?
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No reason. Oh, Merky,
I'm so happy to see you, old friend!
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Same here, chum.
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I've been in the countryside romancing
a fetching young sow of my acquaintance.
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Whatever went on here
was nearly as disturbing.
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Come on, let's go to the castle
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and comb my beard
for leftover cookie crumbs. [chuckles]
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[God] Elfo! What art thou up to?
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Oh, nothing. Just depicting your likeness.
In drawing form. Pretty sinful stuff.
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[God] May I see?
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M'kay, but I gotta tell you,
it's really insulting, man.
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[cherubs gasp]
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[God] "Do this, do that,
blah, blah, blah."
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Is that supposed to be me?
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-[cherubs gasp]
-[God chuckles] Thank you, Elfo.
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Thank you for teaching me
not to take myself too seriously.
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Hey, new guy, get a load of this!
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It's about time
somebody took you down a notch,
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what with all the pain
and suffering you've created.
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[God] Jerry, what if I told you
all of that was to make you stronger?
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I'd say you're a sick bastard.
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[distant shrieking]
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Whoa. I like it.
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Bean, listen to me.
Hell ain't a nice place.
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There are some bad hombres down here.
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You can't trust anyone, and I mean anyone.
Sure you want to keep going?
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Yes. Yes! I owe it to Elfo.
It's a price I'm willing to pay.
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-Hey, God-o.
-[God] Now what?
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Take a look at this golden calf.
It's so graven.
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And it's so much more
worshippable than, say, you.
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[God] You don't make me feel inferior
by worshiping a false idol.
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And besides, I am all things,
all things are me,
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so I am that idol as well.
So, worship away.
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Okay, what if I told you
I want to have sex with it?
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[God laughs] Now, you're just being silly,
but go ahead.
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To each his own. Fulfill your desire.
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I'm waiting.
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[laughs] He's chicken, ain't he?
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This is between God and me, dum-dum.
Stay out of it.
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[God] Dum-dum? You called Jerry a dum-dum?
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Don't you dare insult my Jerry! Clap!
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Thanks for smiting me! [voice echoing]
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[Luci] Okay, watch your posture.
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No, slouch more.
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-[Bean groans]
-Uh, more.
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-[Bean groans]
-Little more.
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-[Bean groans]
-Um, too slouchy. [chuckles]
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Lucky for you,
I carry some weight around here.
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Everybody knows Luci. Everybody.
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[demon] Halt, strangers.
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[Luci blows raspberry] "Strangers." Okay.
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It's always opposite day
with this guy, huh?
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What kind of demon are you?
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Who, me?
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Oh, I'm just like, you know,
your worst nightmare demon.
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I'm needy and unstable,
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and now that you've expressed
interest in me,
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I want to know
where this relationship is going.
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Whoa. No further questions. You may pass.
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Where do you think you're going,
half-pint?
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[demon] And where are your wings?
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I'm still just a sub-demon, ma'am.
I haven't earned my wings yet.
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Oh, he's with me.
He's my emotional support demon.
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-[Luci grunts]
-Thank you. Thanks so much.
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That guy was just rude.
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So I took advantage of his misogyny
and gender stereotypes.
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I actually applaud
your manipulations, Bean.
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You're in Hell, surrounded by treacherous,
evil demons!
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We get promoted for being jerks.
It's kinda like the music industry.
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[thunder rumbling]
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Whoo! I made it! In your face, God!
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Though it's kinda hot down here. Help!
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[grunts]
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Bunny! [grunting]
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[grunting]
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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[screaming]
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Did you see that? He did it!
We're all here together!
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This is so... Oh, wait, hang on.
He's still screaming.
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[screaming continues]
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I think he's done now.
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-[screaming continues]
-Nope.
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-Wait...
-[screaming stops]
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Okay, yes.
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-Whoo!
-Whoo! Yeah!
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[screaming continues]
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I say, King Zog--
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Please, we're the last two people alive.
Call me King.
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King, have you ever considered
adding a small pillow to your throne?
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Really takes the pressure off your shanks.
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[Zog] Hmm.
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Merkimer, you're my best friend
and the only companion I'll ever want.
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[thudding on door]
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Thank God somebody else is here.
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[Bozaks grunting]
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[gasps] It's the Bozaks!
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Quick question.
Do you think they're still mad at me
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for chopping off the head
of their beloved admiral?
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[groans] I'm gonna say yes.
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Ah, those pillaging jerks!
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If I weren't so old and fat
and diabetic and anemic and arthritic...
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Plus that thing with my knee,
where it gets kinda stuck.
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You know what I'm talkin' about.
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I'd show them who's boss.
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[grunting]
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But for now,
let's hide under this pile of children.
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How are we ever gonna find Elfo?
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The location of every condemned soul
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is recorded in the Book of the Dead,
in the Infernal Stronghold.
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It looks like we need to make
nine left turns and an up?
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Follow me, hot stuff. I know the way.
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Now, whatever happens,
don't get separated.
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Whoa!
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[Bean] Once again, no bannisters.
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[Elfo screaming faintly]
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-[Bean] Huh?
-[Luci scatting]
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[crying]
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[crying]
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And, voilà. We are lost.
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[Merkimer] Why are you not fighting back?
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You're a legendary warrior,
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according to this tapestry
you're cowering behind.
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[groans] I'm old. Life's beaten me down
like a diseased circus monkey.
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I just don't got it in me no more.
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Absolute tosspottery!
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The Zog I know doesn't give up
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just because it's the smart,
correct thing to do.
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Stop moping and grab life by the tail!
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[Merkimer squealing]
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Zog!
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[squealing] Wait!
I'll tell you where Zog is.
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Help us! Make it stoppen!
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[gasps] It's those murderers I killed,
Hansel and Gretel!
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Ugh, I'm so bad in these situations.
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Hey, guys, what's happening?
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It's our personal Hell.
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We are made to watch our gruesome death
over und over.
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Ah! There it is again!
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[Luci] Yikes.
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[grunts] The violence is too graphic!
It offends mein eyes!
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But you cooked and ate children.
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Yeah, but we didn't look in the mirror
when we was doing it. [groans]
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Wait a minute. You look familiar.
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Did we go to high school together?
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No, I went to an all-demon school. Bye.
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Wait! At least turn down the volume!
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The Infernal Stronghold. We made it.
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Whoa! This is like if a normal castle
lived a really hard, drug-fueled life.
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[Luci] Hey!
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[Bean] Whoa!
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Ooh, the Book of the Dead.
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Everyone who's ever been sent to Hell
is in this book.
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Hmm. Surprisingly large number of popes.
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Oh! "Recent admissions," okay.
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I should know this,
but does Elfo have a last name?
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On checks, he just writes "Elfo"
and then puts a little heart at the end.
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[both scream]
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Wait. You're not the night janitors.
Who are you?
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Asmodium, Lord of Darkness! Hello, sir.
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Wow, are those horns new? They look great!
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Well, well, well.
243
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:46,149
Luci, that level zero bone ball
on princess duty.
244
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:47,946
And who's your superior here?
245
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:52,370
I go by the name of Juanita Demonheimer.
246
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,452
That sounds kind of real.
247
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:57,116
But what business
have two minor sub-demons
248
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,326
in the halls of the Infernal Stronghold?
249
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:02,036
Well, we... Really...
250
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,837
Answer me! Now.
251
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:05,802
I...
252
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:07,969
Whoa!
253
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:12,600
There's only one sub-demon here,
and I am about to get promoted.
254
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:16,310
-'Cause I'm here to deliver a human soul!
-[Bean gasps]
255
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,772
Mint condition, still on the bone.
256
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:22,772
An actual living human? Here in Hell?
257
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,281
[laughs]
258
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:29,319
Well, this is unprecedented.
I underestimated you.
259
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,275
Luci, what are you doing?
260
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,575
Plus I got a dumb elf
to come down from Heaven!
261
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:38,409
[chuckles] Four million years on the job
and I can still be surprised.
262
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:42,077
Sub-demon Luci, I promote you
to demon level two.
263
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,917
Enjoy your wings!
264
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,469
Oh, my God, this was your plan all along,
wasn't it?
265
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,011
I thought you were my friend.
266
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,814
Now I'm stuck here forever,
and so is Elfo.
267
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,138
You sold us out for a promotion?
268
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,314
Exactly! I told you not to trust me.
269
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:02,773
Hell, I spelled it out for you.
Did you think I was your friend, huh?
270
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:06,355
Your little fuzz-buddy?
I'm a demon, damn it. It's what we do.
271
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:10,569
I gotta say, you're pretty easy to betray.
[laughs]
272
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:13,664
It's been fun, but drag her away.
273
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,031
Yes, sir!
274
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:20,083
You're horrible! You're a monster!
You're evil!
275
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,464
[groaning]
276
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,631
Thank you! Bye, now.
277
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,590
Buh-bye. Buh-bye.
278
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:29,010
So long. Toodles.
279
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,586
[Elfo] Help!
280
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,510
[sobbing]
281
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,183
Let me out!
282
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,346
Of the bathtub?
283
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,644
Yeah, I don't like baths.
284
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,607
Well, tough luck.
You get one bath before eternal damnation,
285
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:47,518
and one more in 5,000 years. Now, move it!
286
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,317
[Elfo grunts]
287
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,454
[demon] In your personal Hell,
288
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:58,660
you will experience the worst moment
of your existence over and over again
289
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,874
until you beg for it to stop.
290
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:02,624
And then it'll stop?
291
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:05,826
No, I worded that badly.
It just keeps going.
292
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:14,511
The joke's on you guys,
'cause I never had any really bad moments.
293
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:18,013
In fact, I'm probably gonna enjoy this
right up until the next bath!
294
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,017
Clam up, the show is starting.
295
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,100
Huh. I don't remember this.
296
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,267
That's because you were dead.
297
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:29,895
But fortunately,
your dear friend Princess Tiabeanie
298
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:33,073
had an amulet with the power
to bring you back.
299
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,276
[gasps] Bean!
300
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,624
[demon 2] It's just a vision.
Don't talk to the vision.
301
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:41,159
Enjoy the show. [laughs]
302
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:55,552
[Borkonius] Cook well.
Not safe eat undercook pig meat.
303
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,644
[Merkimer exclaims] This is unfortunate.
304
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,637
Oh! Oh, no. Ow!
305
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,603
[Zog] Okay, I can do this.
306
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,894
I can... Who am I kidding?
307
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,438
I'm out of shape, I'm starving,
308
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:11,282
I've eaten nothin'
but baby birds for a week.
309
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:15,568
The crunch is nice, sure,
but it don't fill you up. [sighs]
310
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,824
I don't got the strength. [sniffs]
311
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,740
Bacon?
312
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,464
Bite my shiny metal axe!
313
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,340
[Merkimer gasps]
314
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:38,342
-What? What's happening?
-Your own special Hell.
315
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:42,717
The popcorn is just out of reach.
Enjoy the show.
316
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,266
Elfo? Elfo!
317
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,145
Elfo?
318
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:56,649
I cared about you so much, Bean,
and you left me dead on the floor?
319
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:57,567
[gasps]
320
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:05,196
I... I'm sorry, but I came down here
to rescue you.
321
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,827
Yeah, you know
when you could have rescued me?
322
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,115
Right after I died.
323
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,038
Elfo, it was my mom!
324
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,246
I mean, you can understand that,
can't you?
325
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,877
You made me leave Heaven
326
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:17,303
when you don't even care
about me that much.
327
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,050
Why are you here?
328
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,474
Don't you get it, Elfo?
329
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:23,892
Picking her over you
was the worst mistake I've ever made.
330
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,562
This is my Hell, too.
331
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:28,191
Well, great,
so now we're stuck here together.
332
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:30,808
Well, that wasn't the plan, obviously.
333
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,896
Luci tricked us both into coming here
334
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:35,651
so he could get his little baby wings
or whatever!
335
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,744
-That jerk!
-Yeah, that schmuck!
336
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,739
-Jerk schmuck!
-Schmuck face!
337
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:40,741
Face schmuck!
338
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:43,492
-I also would have accepted "a-hole."
-[both gasp]
339
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:46,745
Hey, gaspers. If you're done insulting me,
I'm here to rescue you.
340
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:49,498
Rescue us? You're the one who put us here.
341
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:50,711
I had no choice.
342
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:54,671
A puny, low-level sub-demon like me
could never bust you guys out of Hell.
343
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,133
I needed to earn my wings
so I could fly you out.
344
00:20:57,214 --> 00:21:00,224
And the only way
was to make you suffer horribly.
345
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,090
Then why didn't you just tell me the plan?
346
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:04,507
Because then
you wouldn't have suffered! Duh!
347
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:05,846
That's horrible.
348
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,601
You're both horrible.
349
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:10,443
I am never trusting either of you again.
350
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,940
-Get your soul in the bottle.
-Okeydoke.
351
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:15,938
[Elfo] You a-hole.
352
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:18,074
So, what, you're gonna fly us out of here?
353
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:21,821
Damn right. These may not be
grade nine uber-demon wings,
354
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:23,905
and I've never really flown before,
355
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:28,121
and I don't know if any of this will work,
but grab my tail.
356
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,457
[Luci and Bean grunting]
357
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:45,014
-[Luci] Did you gain weight?
-[Bean] Numbers don't matter.
358
00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:50,598
How are we going to find Elfo's body?
359
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,604
[Luci] Okay, souls are like magnets.
360
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:56,816
Elfo's soul will take us up to Earth
and lead us directly to his corpse.
361
00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:59,228
[Elfo] Yuck. Can we not call it a corpse?
362
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,988
[Luci] Sure. Just remember,
souls can't survive on Earth.
363
00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:03,740
So we'll only have, like, 30 seconds
364
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:06,582
to jam Elfo back
into his pus-encrusted cadaver.
365
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,328
[Elfo] Actually, I'm good with "corpse."
366
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,200
[Luci panting]
367
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:15,584
Damn, you guys are heavy.
Do we really need both of you?
368
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,497
-[both] Yes!
-I hate democracy.
369
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:20,416
Anyway, once we cross this lava river,
we are home free.
370
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:21,665
I think we're gonna make it!
371
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,757
-I don't.
-[all screaming]
372
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:27,802
Thought you could escape, Luci?
A mere demon level two?
373
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:31,848
I'm so disappointed.
You could've made uber-demon one day!
374
00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:33,693
-How 'bout today?
-[Elfo screaming]
375
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,019
Elfo!
376
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:38,113
-See ya never!
-[Bean screaming]
377
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:42,654
-[Luci laughing]
-What an appalling thing to do!
378
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:45,606
I hereby promote you
to uber-demon, level four.
379
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:46,527
[Luci grunting]
380
00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:48,834
Thanks, dumbass!
381
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:50,199
[Luci exclaims]
382
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:53,042
[Asmodium screams]
383
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:56,672
Leave now and you'll lose your powers,
384
00:22:56,750 --> 00:23:00,250
your immortality,
your parking space. Everything!
385
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,757
That's a price I'm willing to pay!
[grunts]
386
00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:05,089
-[Elfo] Oh, God!
-[Bean screams]
387
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:08,965
[Elfo] My soul's gonna die!
I'm gonna go to Super Hell!
388
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,264
And gotcha!
389
00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:13,272
You schmuck. Again?
390
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,735
[Luci] Oh, no. My wings.
391
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,744
[all screaming]
392
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:33,496
[all grunting]
393
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,592
Elfo! Elfo!
394
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:41,629
[Elfo] Goodbye, Bean.
395
00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:44,011
Now that I'm a ghost,
I'll help you make pottery.
396
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,759
No way! I already let you die once.
397
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:49,887
Hold your breath! Hold your breath!
398
00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:51,760
Are you holding it?
Don't answer that. Shut up!
399
00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:15,332
Elfo? Elfo?
400
00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:18,248
It didn't work.
401
00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:20,921
[sobbing]
402
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:36,019
[Elfo] Bean?
403
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:37,848
Elfo!
404
00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:39,274
I knew you could count on me.
405
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:59,663
Hey! How come he gets to come back to life
and I don't?
406
00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:01,748
[God] Because I work in mysterious ways.
407
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,843
No, you don't. You don't even work!
408
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:06,209
I work. I make stuff.
409
00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:08,336
Yeah? What's the last thing you made?
410
00:25:08,423 --> 00:25:10,883
[stutters] I made mosquitoes.
411
00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:14,927
Mosquitoes. Yeah, and malaria!
Did you create cancer?
412
00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:16,143
Well, yes.
413
00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,183
Oh, man. You ought to be ashamed!
414
00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:20,636
It came with tobacco. People like that!
415
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,727
-How old are you?
-That is a very rude question.
416
00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:26,072
You don't ask a celestial being
how old he or she is.
417
00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:26,979
[Jerry] Huh?
418
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,567
I invented "they"
before I invented "he" and "she."
419
00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:31,203
They don't write that part down, do they?
420
00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:33,279
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