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[theme music playing]
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[man] Hey!
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Oh, my subjects, my servants,
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my supper!
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Damn you, Dagmar!
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Bean! Wake up! It's me, Oona!
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Ugh! Teeny-agers!
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[yelps]
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[muffled screaming]
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[Dagmar] Look what we caught.
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I can't stand bottom-feeders.
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Toss her back, but this time make sure
she stays on the bottom.
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[both grunting]
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[Oona] Bean!
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[screams]
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[sighs]
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[screams]
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Bean? Are you all right?
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Mom, I was having a nightmare.
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Then I realized everything I love
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has been turned to stone
and my life is in ruins.
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Oh, darling, we had no choice
but to leave Dreamland.
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Oona would have stopped at nothing.
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I guess you're right.
I just wish I still had my friends.
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Everything will be okay.
Let's just get your strength back.
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Wow. That's the best soup I've ever had.
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It's whisky.
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[Oona] Is death, or is?
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[Dagmar] Hello, Luci.
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Don't close the door.
I'm afraid of the dark.
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Dagmar, no! I love you?
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[exclaims]
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You're going to fall in love with Maru.
It's such a wonderful place.
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And you'll finally get to meet
the rest of the family.
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Family?
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[people applauding]
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Oh, glorious day! Welcome back, Dagmar.
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And Tiabeanie,
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you're so much lovelier in the flesh.
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Bean, meet your uncle and aunt,
my brother, Cloyd, and my sister, Becky.
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Rebecca. I go by Rebecca now.
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Hello, Bean. Welcome home.
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I have an aunt and an uncle?
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Does that mean I have cousins my age
I can hang out with?
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No, we don't care for children.
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[door creaking]
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Ugh. What the devil's happened here
this past 20 years?
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This hallway was once lined
with servants waving fans.
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Now, there's just a man
smashing bugs with a hammer!
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Oh. Aw.
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Hey!
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Oh, that's just Jerry and his pet hammer.
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Jerry, of course. I remember
when he was just a little lunkhead.
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Aim where they're going to be, Jerry,
not where they are.
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Ah. [chuckles]
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This is your family home.
You're free to explore.
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Cool. What's behind that door?
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None of your business, nosy!
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Come, you must be tired
from all these questions.
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-Show her to the sleep chamber.
-[Gomer grunts]
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It's kinda creepy in here.
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Would you mind sleeping
with me tonight, Mom?
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Of course not, darling.
It's my old bedroom.
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Did I say creepy? I meant cozy.
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[gasps] Oh! My old clothes!
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Bean, I know you're partial to that,
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but we left in such a hurry,
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perhaps we could take
one of my lovely dresses
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and butcher it into something you'd wear?
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Thanks, Mom, but I'm not real into bows.
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These are moths, actually.
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Hmm.
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Whoa. I do not wanna
picture my mom in this.
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You won't be needing to. That's mine.
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I can explain. Well, goodnight.
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If you need anything, just ring.
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There's no clapper.
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That's okay, these rooms
are soundproof anyway. Sleep well.
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-[Dagmar] Goodnight, Gomer.
-[Gomer grunts]
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So, Cloyd and Becky
aren't very affectionate, are they?
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Oh, Bean, don't be absurd.
They love you as much as I do.
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Mom, this is all so new
and weird and freaky.
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I don't know how
I'm gonna sleep tonight.
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This is what I used to do
when you were little.
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-Now, it's just annoying.
-[shushing] Shut up.
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[shushing] Shut up.
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Do you remember what I'd whisper to you
when you were little,
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right before you drifted off?
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[whispers] You will be the greatest woman
this goddamn kingdom has ever seen.
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Mom, how can I be great
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when I did something so awful
to my friend?
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Elfo died.
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Oh, baby, that wasn't your fault.
It was destiny.
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Now, go to sleep.
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Go the hell to sleep.
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[Dagmar snoring]
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[Bean sighs]
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[grunts and stops snoring]
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This is good. This is comfortable.
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-Whoa!
-We thought you might need a blanket.
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And a soothing goon
to mutter you to sleep.
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[shushing]
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[Bean] How did they know
I needed a blanket?
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[shushes] Shut up.
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Wow, Maru is so exotic.
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It's a whole different type of bleak
and desperate than Dreamland.
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The difference is there's real beauty
and magic here.
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You just have to look beyond
the rabid goats and unsalted pretzels.
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Whoa! A fire-breather!
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-That's just a wino, darling.
-[wino burps]
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Well done, Luci. Your mission is complete.
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Wait! I haven't fully corrupted Bean yet.
I got big plans.
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It's all about betrayal, blackmail,
backstabbing. The stuff you love!
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Enough of your sweet talk.
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Jerry, put him in a specimen jar
and stick him in the basement.
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[Luci exclaiming]
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[gurgles]
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Beeoo-woop!
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No, no, no! Let me out!
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Unless you wanna shake me again.
That was fun.
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[Dagmar] Bean, I want you to fall in love
with this country.
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You father and I fought about it.
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-He never wanted you to come here.
-Why not?
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Zog never trusted my brother and sister.
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Seeing how they mismanaged our empire,
he may have been right.
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They are kinda odd,
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but that's no reason to keep me
from half my family.
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Well, and because every other generation
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seems to have a propensity
for murderous insanity.
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Did I ever mention?
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That's how my parents died,
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-double murder-suicide.
-[gasps]
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But Cloyd and Becky aren't crazy,
they're eccentric.
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Your father was just paranoid.
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Then, ironically, not paranoid enough
about his own second wife,
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but we all have our blind spots.
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-[gasps] Watch out!
-[hisses]
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-Messenger viper.
-[coughs]
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Oh. It's Cloyd and Becky.
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I'm sorry, sweetie, I must go.
But keep having fun, okay? Kiss, kiss.
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Yeah, don't worry about me.
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I'm great at finding things to do.
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So, snake, which way to the nearest bar?
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Okay, I need you to wear this cap
and be a lot more peppy,
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and I need you to jump in with snarky
yet philosophical quips.
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-Got it?
-[meows]
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All right, keep working on it, Nuevo Elfo.
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New Luci, that's progress.
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Okay. Three amigos, back again!
Let's head inside.
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Wait! They won't seat an incomplete party!
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-Whoa!
-[crone] It's you! Prophecy girl!
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What the hell?
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Save Maru, Tiabeanie. Save Maru!
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Ah! Get away from me! Ow!
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[kissing]
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Help! This elderly senior's gone crazy!
She's kissin' my boots!
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[crones] Tiabeanie! Tiabeanie!
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-That's not what I meant!
-[crones] Tiabeanie! Tiabeanie!
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[Bean panting]
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Oh, my God. Big simple guy!
Have you seen my mom?
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They're talking about secret stuff
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and they said I should go sit
in the Jerry Box,
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but I don't like the Jerry Box.
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Well, can I hang out with you?
I don't want to be alone.
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Oh, sure! When I don't want to be alone,
there's a place I like to go.
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You can use this fire to look at anyone.
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You just throw a little powder on,
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and you say who you want to see.
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You should get some fire friends, too.
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I wonder...
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Show me Luci.
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-Come on, fire! Let me talk to Luci!
-[door opens]
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[Becky] What are you doing?
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Stop throwing my cocaine into the fire!
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I don't have a problem, okay?
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I was just trying to talk to my friend.
We got separated when we left Dreamland.
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That's not how the Oracle works.
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Now, if you'll excuse us,
we'd like to beat Jerry in private.
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Listen, Jerry,
the fire is not to be used by her,
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or anybody else except us!
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-[blow lands]
-[Jerry] Ow!
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[Becky] Cloyd, help me take the fire
to the temple.
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Jerry, you stay here
and finish beating yourself!
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[footsteps approaching]
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[both] Ow! Ow! Ow!
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-[blows landing]
-[Jerry] Ow!
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No, I beg you!
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Ow! Ow!
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[Cloyd and Becky] Ow! Ow! Ow!
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[Zog] You know, Odval, if I didn't
have you, I'd really be lonely.
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Huh?
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Eh, your arms were all wavy
and critical, anyway.
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Hey! Don't you wanna come out and live
your life with your ol' King Zoggy? Eh?
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We can have lots of fun.
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[both sigh]
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[goon grunts]
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-Are you all right, dear?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
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It's just a scratch I got
from this strange old lady in the village.
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Oh, you mustn't walk
through the Crone Zone.
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I got roughed up there myself.
Cost me a pretty penny. Drink up.
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-Down the hatch.
-There you go.
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You know what might cheer you up?
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A lovely little ceremony
to welcome you to the family.
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We'll have a special dress for you.
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And Bean, I'm not supposed to tell you
about the crown, but I just did!
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Sounds great. But would you excuse me
for a moment?
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I'm feeling oozy woozy. Is that a word?
I feel odd.
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Welcome to the family! Of course.
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Prophecy? That couldn't be
about little old...
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me?
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Ew.
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Ew!
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Arms?
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-Oh, no, this is not good.
-[thuds]
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Bean? Oh, thank goodness, she's waking up.
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[groans] What happened?
I left dinner to go for a walk.
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-[Becky] You came back for dessert.
-[Cloyd] Cherry cobbler.
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[Becky] You seemed fine. Then,
we retired to the library and you fainted.
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Maybe you were overcome by chimney fumes.
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It happens quite frequently
in a place like this, with no chimneys.
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Mom, can I talk to you for a second?
[whispers] Alone.
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And there is this shrine to me,
and weird symbols and bloody body parts!
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I think Cloyd and Becky are dangerous.
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Are you feeling all right?
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Did you pick something up
from that old lady who scratched you?
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Let me see your arms.
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-I don't see any scratches.
-[gasps]
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That's impossible!
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Are you sure?
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Maybe you saw something else
and got confused.
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No! I'm telling you, it's right in here!
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What the hell?
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That's Queen Mariabeanie,
your great-grandmother.
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We like to burn a little incense
in her memory.
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I know what I saw.
That was me in the painting.
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Maybe you're still tired
from your journey.
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Or maybe... No.
You're past the age it usually manifests.
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-Never mind, dear.
-What manifests?
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Well, you know, the family curse.
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Family curse? You mean insanity?
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Don't be crazy. But yes, I mean insanity.
Let's get you some rest.
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-[gasps]
-Oh, hi, miss.
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I'm just about at the end
of my 24-hour shift.
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There it is. Well, back to work.
245
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,701
Wait, Jerry!
You've been here for a long time.
246
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,912
What are the symptoms of the family curse?
247
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,202
Well, for everyone it's different.
248
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,537
This loon thought the world was round.
249
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,713
This nut married a duck.
250
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,962
This vision of beauty tried to drown
her grandchildren.
251
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,625
Luckily, they were all ducks.
252
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:08,553
But the main symptoms
are paranoia and hallucinations.
253
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:11,014
And a fair bit of murdering.
254
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,545
[chuckles nervously]
255
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,808
Well, I've never murdered anyone.
256
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:18,690
It's always been an accident,
self-defense or justifiable homicide.
257
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,769
Oh, my God! I've killed a lot of people!
258
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:24,614
What if I'm insane? Jerry, I need to know.
I can't take their word for it.
259
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:28,652
Paranoia, check. Murdering, check.
260
00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:30,777
Hey, wait a minute.
261
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,284
What's all this, then?
262
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:37,326
Where's the portrait of Queen Mariabeanie?
It was right here earlier today.
263
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,038
They did move it!
264
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,833
I know exactly where it is.
The shrine room!
265
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:44,037
[chuckles nervously]
266
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:47,918
That's an evil place.
Nice acoustics, though.
267
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,007
[vocalizing]
268
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,891
-Jerry, please. Is this the painting?
-Mmm-hmm.
269
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,274
So I'm not crazy!
270
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,440
Not as crazy as this one.
271
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,899
I'll put her back with the duck lovers.
272
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,980
[vocalizing]
273
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,897
They hid that picture of me somewhere.
274
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:14,118
-Oh. A loose skoonce.
-[Jerry] "Sconce!"
275
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,989
"Sconce," totally.
I might have found a secret passage!
276
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:19,832
Whoa!
277
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,896
Stonification potion?
278
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,397
-[object clatters]
-What the hell was that?
279
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,534
[gasps] There it is.
280
00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:01,538
Wow. The teeth really seem
to follow you around the room.
281
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:06,093
-[door opens]
-Mom, we need to leave right now!
282
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,708
Cloyd and Becky are evil.
283
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:10,125
They lied. They hid the painting of me.
284
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,304
They must've drugged me at dinner!
285
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,642
And I think they're planning
to sacrifice me,
286
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,848
maybe both of us, at the ceremony.
287
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,719
[laughs] They're our family, Bean.
288
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,227
Remember you said
everyone has their blind spots?
289
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,561
You have to believe me.
290
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:27,234
Tell me exactly what you saw
that makes you think these things.
291
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:31,784
Okay. Listen, Mom.
I found plans, a little map and this.
292
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:34,360
I bet this is the same stuff
they used on Dreamland!
293
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:37,316
I don't think it was Oona.
I think it was Cloyd and Becky.
294
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:40,657
They poisoned you all those years ago
and now they're after us.
295
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,963
[sniffs] Whoa. It smells like old people.
Here, have a sniff.
296
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,920
Please, Cloyd and Becky
can't even mix a fruit cocktail,
297
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,051
let alone a formula as complex as this.
298
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,463
Wait a minute.
299
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,722
Oh, my God,
300
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,930
it was you.
301
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:57,593
All of it.
302
00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:00,638
Good for you.
You're not as naive as I thought.
303
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,352
No need for the games anymore.
Get your dress on.
304
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,402
Mom?
305
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,608
There are things beyond your understanding
you are destined for.
306
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,650
The ceremony will take place.
307
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,323
Be ready when I get back.
308
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:16,072
Remember, I'm all you have now.
309
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,118
Mom!
310
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:23,201
[banging on door]
311
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:32,751
It's just us three,
but that's all you need.
312
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,168
We'll rebuild the kingdom.
313
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:38,506
It'll be a new era of fairness,
of democracy, of love...
314
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:42,224
Hey, watch it, Vap! You scuffed my robe!
You wanna end up in the dungeon?
315
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,729
Come back! I'll get you whatever you want.
316
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:48,850
You want tiny little horses to ride?
317
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:51,977
It won't be just rats
with saddles this time, I promise!
318
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:55,065
I'll finally start paying you money
instead of cheese slices!
319
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,202
Anything if you just come back!
320
00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,275
Please?
321
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,075
[sighs]
322
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,293
Mom's right.
323
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:11,132
I've got no home anymore.
I've lost that, my friends.
324
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,750
You have a friend here.
325
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:16,256
No offense, Jerry,
but we just met two days ago.
326
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:19,010
Oh, I know. Jerry has no friends.
327
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:22,302
I mean the little black kitty
with the big eye and the pointy tail.
328
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:23,307
What?
329
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:25,219
The kitty cat!
330
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:28,687
What was in the jar I brought in
with Dagmar's things from the boat.
331
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,269
Luci's here? Where is he?
332
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,774
Maybe he's in the basement
with all the other jars.
333
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:34,016
That's where I put him.
334
00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:36,237
-We need to find him now!
-There's no time.
335
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,028
If you're even a moment late
for the ceremony,
336
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:41,872
they'll look into the Oracle Fire
and find you.
337
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,989
-There's gotta be a way.
-How?
338
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:47,156
Jeez, Jerry, give me a second.
I just found out my mom's evil.
339
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,456
I need a moment.
340
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:51,708
-A moment. A moment. Give you a second--
-Quiet moment.
341
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:54,132
-Quiet moment. [grunts nervously]
-Jerry...
342
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,881
Please just stop.
If you could stop talking.
343
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,423
-Stop. I'mma stop.
-No, this is not a repetitive--
344
00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,837
Don't repeat, don't repeat.
345
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,175
-Jerry?
-Jerry?
346
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,510
-Jerry!
-Jerry!
347
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,934
-Jerry!
-Jerry!
348
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,438
Good, I see you've made the right choice.
349
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,444
A palanquin will be here shortly
to take you to the temple.
350
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,027
Try not to cry. It makes you look so ugly.
351
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:30,869
If she can bear the crown,
our destiny is secure.
352
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,916
Damn it, Cloyd,
could you have done a worse job
353
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,090
cleaning the dried blood off this thing?
354
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:39,755
[goons grunt]
355
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:43,894
[horn blaring]
356
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:50,305
My, doesn't she cut an elegant,
husky silhouette?
357
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:54,941
Jerry! We already tried this with you once
358
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,942
and it turned you into
a permanent ten-year-old.
359
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,694
-Where's Bean?
-Where's Bean?
360
00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:00,485
-Jerry?
-Jerry?
361
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,529
-Jerry!
-Jerry!
362
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:07,202
I'm not letting you find her
if it's the last thing I do! [yelps]
363
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:09,866
Ow!
364
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:13,962
Guess it was the last thing you did.
365
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,791
Jeez, Dag, he was our littlest brother.
366
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,707
Now you are, so shut up.
367
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,878
Summon the image of Bean!
368
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,394
Luci! Luci!
369
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,022
Come on.
370
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:35,313
What is this? Come on, Luci.
Where are you?
371
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:41,151
In here! Hurry! I'm outta cigarettes!
372
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,238
[gasps] Luci!
373
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:49,025
-[jar shatters]
-[both] I missed you, you son of a bitch!
374
00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:52,157
-[sniffs] Have you been drinking?
-Yes and no.
375
00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:55,205
They tried to pickle me in alcohol,
but I drank it all last night.
376
00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:58,880
Sorry, totally should've saved you some.
Ooh. Your mom's evil, by the way.
377
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,250
I know. That's why we have to go.
378
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:04,588
You're late for the ceremony, darling.
It's impolite to keep people waiting.
379
00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:07,184
It's also impolite
to totally scam your daughter,
380
00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:08,760
but that didn't seem to stop you.
381
00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:11,255
Don't talk back to your mother.
I gave birth to you.
382
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:15,598
I nursed you myself, with those teeth.
And now I need you.
383
00:23:15,685 --> 00:23:17,055
What do you want from me?
384
00:23:17,145 --> 00:23:19,055
To start contributing to this family!
385
00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:22,897
There's a prophecy to be fulfilled,
our fame and fortune to be restored,
386
00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:24,954
a debt to Hell we're really overdue on.
387
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:26,988
You had me to fulfill a prophecy?
388
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,622
And we're almost there.
389
00:23:28,698 --> 00:23:31,158
Come, now, we've a crown
to screw to your head.
390
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,163
You've screwed with my head enough!
391
00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:35,245
-[grunts]
-[all exclaim]
392
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:36,330
[crown clatters]
393
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,455
You can't escape your destiny!
394
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:48,428
-Do it.
-[blows]
395
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:14,737
[wood creaking]
396
00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:15,908
Bean?
397
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:17,156
Is that you?
398
00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:18,747
Let's just talk.
399
00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:21,376
-There she is!
-[gasps]
400
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,301
[Cloyd] Ow!
401
00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:43,105
Go ahead. I killed my own parents
when I was your age.
402
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:44,980
I'm not a murderer like you.
403
00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:46,776
I mean, not to anyone
that didn't deserve it.
404
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:48,450
Did Elfo deserve to die?
405
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:52,704
Face it,
you're just as self-serving as I am.
406
00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:56,872
Now, put on the crown, and together
we will make our wildest dreams come true.
407
00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,791
[grunts] Beeoo-woop!
408
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:02,253
My dream was to have my mother back.
409
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:05,884
But now that I have you,
I realize I was better off before.
410
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:10,800
Go ahead. Like mother, like daughter.
411
00:25:11,384 --> 00:25:13,434
I'm not like you.
412
00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:15,514
-[grunts]
-Got it!
413
00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:18,807
It was actually unlocked,
but I was pushing instead of pulling.
414
00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:27,151
[Bean grunts]
415
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:29,784
[Luci] I'm sure she's fine.
Let's run away and not check.
416
00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,531
We've got to take Jerry with us!
417
00:25:40,455 --> 00:25:42,615
Oh, no! Jerry, too?
418
00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:45,877
Hell of a body count you racked
up here, Bean. I'm impressed.
419
00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:48,091
But it'll never top what you did to Elfo.
420
00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:49,211
Elfo.
421
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:53,394
Elfo, wherever you are, I'm sorry.
422
00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:57,434
[Elfo through Oracle Fire] I'm in Heaven!
Who is this?
423
00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:59,024
Elfo? Is that you?
424
00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:01,809
[Elfo] Lady, you're the one
that called me.
425
00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:04,603
Hello? I can't... You're...
426
00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:08,188
Actually, there might be a way
to bring Elfo back.
427
00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:09,475
What? How?
428
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,358
Usually death is a one-way ticket.
429
00:26:11,444 --> 00:26:12,864
Now, I can't get to Heaven,
430
00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:15,526
but if Elfo can meet us in Hell,
I know a way out.
431
00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:20,745
Elfo! It's me, Bean! I miss you!
I'm so sorry for everything. I--
432
00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:23,959
[Elfo] I'm hearing every other word.
I'm... Hello?
433
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,500
Can you hear me now?
434
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:28,884
[Elfo] I only... I got just
the "now" part. What was that?
435
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,262
Oh, my gosh, are...
436
00:26:30,338 --> 00:26:33,468
Never mind, just meet us in Hell.
437
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:38,390
[Elfo] I can't... I'm sorry.
I'm literally only hearing one syllable.
438
00:26:38,471 --> 00:26:43,311
Elfo, go to Hell! I know I say that a lot,
but this time I mean it literally.
439
00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:46,903
[Elfo] Wow. Okay, I heard that.
Screw you, jerk-o!
440
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:51,110
No, no, no. Go to Hell,
the place down below.
441
00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:53,952
Okay, Luci. How do we get to Hell?
442
00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:56,869
Well, we could kill a priest,
or I could do this.
443
00:26:57,782 --> 00:26:59,992
Binka-winka-dinga-dinga-doo! [grunting]
444
00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:07,999
[Luci] Et voilá! Stairway to Hell!
445
00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:09,174
Come on.
446
00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:11,802
[mumbles] We don't know
if he heard us, okay?
447
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,840
Hell is dangerous, Bean.
448
00:27:13,923 --> 00:27:16,803
If they find you down there,
you'll be stuck for eternity.
449
00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:18,675
You familiar with a hot poker?
450
00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:21,852
When you're down there, it's like,
"Where don't they stick 'em?" Okay?
451
00:27:21,931 --> 00:27:25,851
And the chances of finding Elfo in a place
as big as Hell? Slim to none.
452
00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:29,605
But there is a chance, right?
I have to take it.
453
00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:31,903
Okay, then you're gonna need this.
454
00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:33,363
Cloyd's demon suit?
455
00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:35,153
Hell is full of fashion disasters.
456
00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:38,494
[Bean yells]
457
00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:41,334
Mom, I thought I killed you.
458
00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:43,239
Wow, your mom's flame-retardant!
459
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:45,118
Put on the crown, Bean.
460
00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:46,785
[Luci yells and grunts]
461
00:27:46,873 --> 00:27:48,003
No!
462
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,253
[exclaims]
463
00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:51,344
[both grunting]
464
00:27:58,802 --> 00:27:59,892
[Bean grunts] Whoa!
465
00:28:01,137 --> 00:28:03,007
[choking]
466
00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:05,308
-[blows landing]
-[Bean and Dagmar grunting]
467
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:10,556
I aimed for where she was going to be.
468
00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:13,937
Thanks for hammering my mother, Jerry.
You're a true friend.
469
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:16,736
Jerry's a friend...
470
00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:22,581
[Bean] Schloop.
471
00:28:28,998 --> 00:28:29,998
Luci?
472
00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:31,875
Luci?
473
00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:35,259
Luci! Where are you?
474
00:28:37,465 --> 00:28:39,465
[theme music playing]