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荳荳，真的是妳

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是的，母后，是我，我長大了

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其實是牙齒長了啦

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妳變成石頭了

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天啊！是妳讓我恢復自由的？
荳荳，我…

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真不敢相信妳回來了

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簡直不可思議

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真不敢相信妳起死回生，但阿福死了

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我非得二選一…

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我只好選妳

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乖，別哭了，寶貝，有媽咪在

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我已經覺得好多了

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這叫做什麼？

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慈愛

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嘿，來者何人？

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媞亞碧安妮公主和黛格瑪皇后！

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妳們在說笑嗎？

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這時間荳荳公主總是喝得醉醺醺
可是妳講話還口齒清晰！

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還有黛格瑪皇后？

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她都死了好幾年了

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錯，但我已經超過十年沒吃東西了
所以快快開門

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皇后殿下…

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我懷疑妳，就該得到這種下場！

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堆肥和煮甘藍菜的臭氣教人難忘

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有甘藍菜？

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黛格瑪皇后的鬼魂！

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真的是妳？

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邦媞，妳還是愚鈍得可愛

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皇后殿下，時候還早呢

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親愛的，別再戳我的皇波了

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魔法師，奧德沃

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真不敢相信我的眼睛

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父王！你一定不相信的！快開門！

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真是的…

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荳荳的媽呀

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真的是妳嗎？

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你親我一下不就知道了？

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15年來我一直夢想著這一刻

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看看妳，一點都沒變

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你也是，只是變大…

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也變得更好了

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失去妳的時候我好傷心
就吃東西尋求慰藉

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但妳回來了！

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我們來辦一場大宴會！

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親愛的，我不需要受人注意

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我會安排精簡又有品味的活動

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黛格瑪！

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劇名：第十章夢王國分崩離析

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了不起

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精靈血有魔法的那番鬼話
竟然真的有用

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是鋪陳了一整季，但的確如此

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我所說的季，是指秋夏那種季節

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注意！

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15年後首次返回宮廷

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曾為雕像，現在卻美如雕像
歡迎雍容華貴的黛格瑪皇后！

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漫長的等待結束了

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親切的皇后來了

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親愛的，你真會說話

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謝謝你們好心發出驚呼聲

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我真開心…

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兩位，沒關係的

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奧德沃，快解釋這樣沒關係

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我先來介紹好了

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夢王國的烏娜皇后
這位是黛格瑪皇后…

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也是夢王國的

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棉花糖店打來了

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他們要還頭髮

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真的，我娶她是為了建造運河

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真務實

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對，是很務實

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她也替我生了個兒子
所以我的王位終於有繼承人了！

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這也是很務實的

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你讓那隻兩棲動物
扶養我的寶貝媞亞碧安妮？

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沒有，其實都是邦媞扶養我的

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還有酒館裡一堆親切的酒鬼

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他們教我拿刀刺人的藝術

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相信我，我把她拉拔得很有教養

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在我有空的時候

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父王花了好多年尋找長生不老藥

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我們找遍了全世界

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親愛的，犧牲了好多人
才讓妳起死回生

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對，像我最好的朋友阿福

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那個體貼又可憐
而且髮型怪異的小混蛋

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我會想念他

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聽起來應該替他辦個盛大的葬禮

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好主意

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我會請人把他從亂葬坑撈出來

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（阿福）

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我會想念那個阿福

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我在戒毒院的時候
他都替我的植物澆水

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泰絲，妳的眼睛怎麼沒了？

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我不得不停止用那隻眼

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一直看到真相實在太辛苦了

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所以人類才都不想看

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遊行竟然沒等我就開始了

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真可惜

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都怪我不好，因為我完全沒發覺

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皇后的座位是在國王旁邊

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當然了，烏娜皇后
這樣實在太尷尬了

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請坐我的位子，我另外找地方坐

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這樣好多了

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是啊，妳們兩個都跟我在一起

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索古讓妳們輪流用

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荳荳，快去致弔詞吧

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好，開始了

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阿福和我只做了幾個月的朋友

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但那卻是我這輩子最美好的時光

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雖然他的時間多半都花在

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當野蠻醫療的實驗對象…

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她是在說我

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…他改變了我對事物的看法

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在這個有著會說話的貓
被施魔咒的豬和妓女仙子的國度

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阿福讓我腳踏實地生活

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我真的會很想念他

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朋友，願你安息

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真抱歉他們把你埋在這個水族箱

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皇后應該走在國王後面！

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烏娜皇后，對不起
我不是故意惹毛妳

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我說最後一次，這不是毛
我又不是鳥類！

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妳放尊重點！

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妳不是皇后，只是復活的屍體！

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妳好大膽！

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皇后幹架！

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陛下，快想辦法

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兩位皇后，別這樣！

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這樣不會讓我性致高昂
反而有點丟臉

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阿福！不！

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沒關係，他現在跟螃蟹在一起了

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母后！天啊，妳還好吧？

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烏娜，知道嗎？妳真是瘋了！

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怎麼不乾脆走掉算了？

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我預見某人未來會有麻煩

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陛下，您必須二選一

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不能擁有兩位皇后

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我總不能叫其中一位滾開吧
黛格瑪是我的畢生之愛

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烏娜皇后生下了王位繼承人戴瑞克

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即便如此，她在王國內不太受歡迎

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我們接獲數十起民訴
說她深夜嚎叫擾民

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如果黜免烏娜
跟丹克麥爾恐怕會起戰端

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烏娜皇后已經毫無用途了

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要是她消失，我想沒人會關心

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來看看消失的會是誰吧

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我叫奧德沃騰空我的行程了
這樣我們整晚都能在一起

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親愛的，你真有野心

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打擾了，不好意思
有水晶球的貓來了

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荳荳，妳這可憐的寶貝！

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妳今天一定很難過

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我們來喝個大醉，忘掉這一切

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我以為是我們要喝酒來遺忘一切

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父王，別這樣！

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這是我第一次
跟父母當中的一方好好說話

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而且那一方沒有嘮叨超過半數時間

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這算什麼？在侮辱我嗎？好吧

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把我踢出來…真是的，我要…
我發誓要…

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真蠢

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真不敢相信我淪落到跟你講話

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我也很不甘願，但情況就是這樣

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妳是怎麼…烏娜！

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親愛的，等等！我們談談

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可惡，看樣子又是一個漫長的夜晚

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晚安，非普，晚安，發普

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不要悄悄接近…

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等等，沒什麼好怕的

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我真傻，只是潘特蓋斯特的雕像…

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我以前都沒見過

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雕成了詭異又不尋常的姿勢

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不管了，這年頭
誰知道怎樣才叫藝術呢？

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我叫人替我們張羅了早午餐

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都是妳最愛的，有水波渡渡鳥蛋
獨角獸培根和鬆餅

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你真體貼，但是我要跟荳荳去騎馬

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好吧，自己小心，親愛的

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愛妳唷，啾咪！

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老兄，有點自尊好不好

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你是國王，又不是單相思的笨老頭

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你怎麼會變成這樣？

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你真的想知道？

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那就倒杯酒、點根雪茄，拿來給我

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我曾經是鼎鼎大名的戰士王子索古

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夠了嗎？

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對，夠了

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我大哥亞古原本要繼承王位

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卻神祕中毒而死

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於是我戴上了皇冠
但我不適合當統治者，我是鬥士

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打鬥、競爭、獲勝

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我就只想要那樣…

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直到我看到了她

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遙遠國度的貴族女兒

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她是我想要的一切

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我們的生活美滿無比

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我們唯一的女兒降臨後
一切更是美滿到極點

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她的鼻子像爸爸

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抓得好緊

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但那一晚厄運來臨了

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在我哥中毒後，我都很小心

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但隨著時間過去，我開心得都忘了

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陛下，恐怕嘗膳官遲到了

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但我從地窖拿來一瓶酒

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瓶封沒破

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不行，荳荳，這不是給妳的

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寶貝女兒，妳長大後有得妳喝呢

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索小古，來乾杯吧

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萄萄！

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敬我們的小家庭

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不！

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拜託，不要是她，不！

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荳荳？

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毒藥原本該讓我喝的

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但因為荳荳調換了酒杯，我活了下來

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而我心愛的黛格瑪卻變成石頭

211
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,662
現在我把心事都跟你說了

212
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該你說說
你是怎麼變成會說話的貓的？

213
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,793
你一邊把鬆餅塞進嘴裡
我一邊想答案

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我都來這裡想事情
或是大睡一覺把煩惱忘掉

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真不敢相信這裡幾乎沒變

216
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妳知道這裡？

217
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以前我需要獨處的時候經常過來

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上天保佑妳父王，他嗓門大得很

219
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我們倆都來這裡，好酷！

220
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再說一件妳喜歡做的事

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-我喜歡草地濕漉漉的氣味
-我也是！

222
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真特別，我們好像！ 好，數到三就說最愛吃的東西

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一、二、三

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-啤酒！
-啤酒！

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-寶貝，妳口渴嗎？
-從沒不渴過

226
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這就去酒館

227
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:01,261
恐怕我的日子不長久了

228
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:04,840
我們傳出特急訊息到丹克麥爾

229
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:14,689
此事不能洩漏出去
皇親國戚不會同意的

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去他們的！

231
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索古、黛格瑪
和媞亞碧安妮都要付出代價！

232
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他們全都要付出代價！

233
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:25,163
我得警告公主

234
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:26,948
（飛來權杖酒吧）

235
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,286
馬丁，加油，真沒用，瞄準！

236
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,332
我喜歡這樣，妳已經認識大家了 好像妳從沒離開過

237
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:38,790
幾乎啦

238
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,588
對不起我之前沒能陪伴妳，荳荳

239
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,841
我知道妳有幾年過得不順

240
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,383
朋友，射偏了！

241
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,176
我肯定妳父王努力過了

242
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,600
他害死我最好的朋友

243
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,968
對，我說的是“努力過”

244
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,465
韋恩，快射飛鏢！

245
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,978
我剛才說

246
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:57,399
妳父王已經盡力了
但女兒就是需要母親

247
00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:58,309
我知道

248
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,977
妳都不知道我有多想妳

249
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,526
我真高興妳回來了

250
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:06,111
我去哪裡都會帶著妳的，荳荳

251
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:07,356
千萬別忘了

252
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:24,379
邦媞，可以把跌跌撞撞的我
扶到床上去嗎？

253
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,585
我只要…就是…我知道…

254
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:30,255
好，我知道母后回來了
妳還是很震驚

255
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,766
我也很震驚，事情的確很嚇人

256
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,729
很嚇人

257
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,769
但是邦媞啊…

258
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:43,072
我告訴妳，這可是好事

259
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:45,030
妳以後就不必那麼累了

260
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:47,360
因為她會幫忙照顧我什麼的

261
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,236
知道我的意思吧？

262
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:50,695
邦媞？

263
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,870
妳在做什麼？

264
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:57,754
天啊！

265
00:15:57,831 --> 00:15:59,751
誰來幫幫我！拜託！

266
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,383
邦媞變成石頭了，我…

267
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,171
不…

268
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,807
我們一定要想辦法，快！

269
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:17,641
誰都可能是下一個

270
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,266
女人不准在政務會上發言

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00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,234
可是這裡只有你！

272
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,574
那就是全員通過了

273
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,229
閉嘴行不行？

274
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,737
我早就該想點辦法的
但現在我別無選擇了

275
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,491
非得採取行動

276
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:31,872
我最討厭行動！

277
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,579
但是陛下，你要對付誰呢？

278
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,909
一定是烏娜幹的

279
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,294
這些年來我們欺負她，她終於受夠了

280
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:42,882
對烏娜皇后的任何攻擊行為
都等於是向丹克麥爾宣戰

281
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,260
而你打這場戰爭
要動用的多數內閣成員都變成了石頭

282
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:49,048
索古是夢王國有史以來最偉大的戰士

283
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,263
你竟敢質疑他出戰的能力？

284
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,303
完全沒有

285
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:55,426
我只質疑他的智慧
還沒想好對策就開戰…

286
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,934
我的衣服真的好重

287
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,596
可以坐著談嗎？

288
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,349
當我沒說

289
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:05,228
索小古，你必須迎戰
她馬上就會對我們下手了

290
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:08,605
我們不能再讓這個家四分五裂

291
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,744
“將軍，還要茶嗎？”

292
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,744
“唉呀，當然，真是我的好手下”

293
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:20,712
父王！什麼風讓你大駕光臨？

294
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:22,919
聽我說，兒子

295
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,670
你媽和我最近…

296
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,956
起了點爭執

297
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,758
在我們和解以前，我想把你關進塔裡

298
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,393
好吧，但你之後會來接我吧？

299
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:39,641
當然，等我們和解了
沒死的那個就會來接你

300
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:43,645
好，但我還是會做那個大煎鍋的惡夢

301
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,186
陛下，我們到處都找不到烏娜皇后

302
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,783
恐怕我們當初信任她就是錯誤

303
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:51,449
她隨時可能對我們任何一個下手

304
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,408
我們一定要分頭去找她

305
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,698
我有更好的點子

306
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,865
陛下，問吧
但別問我第四隻眼的事！

307
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:03,915
萬能的水晶球，烏娜還在夢王國嗎？

308
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:05,997
“是”

309
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,382
等等，水晶球的答案通常很隱晦 烏娜皇后還在城堡裡嗎？

310
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,798
“危險就在身邊”

311
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:16,262
我來問

312
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,675
她在哪…

313
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,098
夠了！沒時間搞宮廷娛樂了

314
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,603
我們必須自保，我來看著荳荳

315
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,265
那我們去找烏娜

316
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:29,654
我會用我當獵人的技能
奧德沃就用他的外交手腕

317
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,743
拿掃把柄去戳她

318
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,409
寶貝，跟我來，我們在這裡絕對安全

319
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,832
父王都不知道有這個暗房吧？

320
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,673
不知道，這裡叫圖書館

321
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,680
這裡是怎麼回事？

322
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,006
這招讚

323
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,392
後來怎樣？

324
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,849
我來問，她在哪…

325
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:09,607
可以再倒轉一點嗎？

326
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,280
還要再倒轉

327
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:24,655
現在妳可以安心休息，透透氣了

328
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:26,746
我過去常在這裡過夜

329
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,502
看星星、月亮和鄰居

330
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,915
母后？我的手指從來沒這樣過 妳越來越成熟，就會注意到更多改變

331
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:39,092
我已經知道了

332
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,598
我不是說性愛

333
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:43,677
不然妳是說什麼？

334
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,935
荳荳，妳身上有幾件事妳必須知道

335
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,247
唉呀！

336
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:19,008
老城堡的精神病房

337
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,549
有人沒關上門

338
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,023
嘿

339
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,267
烏娜，是妳嗎？寶貝，我好想妳

340
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,805
奧德沃，快，戳她喉嚨！

341
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,688
冷靜

342
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,859
我有真正讓你看了就會嚇到的東西

343
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:42,322
老兄，真相一直在你眼前

344
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:43,987
但你愛昏了頭，都沒看見

345
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,446
把發生在這裡的事播出來

346
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,374
好，現在回到15年前

347
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,171
敬我們的小家庭

348
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,104
不！

349
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,810
拜託，不要是她，不！

350
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,063
荳荳？

351
00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:10,192
真沒想到

352
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,229
跟我記憶中的完全一樣

353
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:15,272
只是這一次是站在這裡看

354
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,823
但我從地窖拿來一瓶酒

355
00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:21,663
瓶封沒破

356
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,415
黛格瑪？

357
00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:34,459
是她在酒裡下毒？

358
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:38,013
但如果荳荳沒調換酒杯，那我就…

359
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:41,927
躺在院子裡，讓鴿子在你頭上拉屎

360
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,009
比平常還多

361
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,973
但我這輩子都奉獻給她了，我…

362
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,272
她怎麼能這樣？

363
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:51,728
看樣子她還有不少祕密瞞著你，朋友

364
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:54,730
搞什麼…移動式擺設暗櫃？

365
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:59,938
媞亞碧安妮，妳父王的問題
就是想要改變妳

366
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,527
我要妳依照本性過活

367
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:05,662
我的本性是什麼呢，母后？

368
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:09,331
討厭的小字都看不清楚
希望這瓶沒錯

369
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:22,842
妳

370
00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:25,394
我唯一愛過的女人

371
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:29,599
妳知道我為妳做了什麼嗎？
為了讓妳復活，我放棄了什麼？

372
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:36,943
阿福，我只希望能再見你最後一面

373
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:44,284
我們大可以去做婚姻諮詢

374
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,283
這件事牽涉到的遠遠不止你和我

375
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:49,945
這場黑暗戰爭攸關數百世紀
和我們女兒的命運

376
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,745
要是我能阻止就不是

377
00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:56,575
怎麼這樣！

378
00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:21,192
那是什麼？黏凍？

379
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:31,989
召集軍隊！我們王國遭到攻擊！

380
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:35,707
那個下手不留情的敵人

381
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:36,999
就是我太太！

382
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:40,792
-哪一個？
-我真會選太太，不是嗎？

383
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:46,508
寶貝，我們得快點走
攻擊已經開始了

384
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:48,091
什麼？誰攻擊？

385
00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:52,096
恐怕是烏娜，她要來對付我們和妳

386
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:53,350
對付我？

387
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:56,772
妳，只有妳，是這王國未來的關鍵

388
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,272
妳只需要聽我吩咐

389
00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:00,020
真的？

390
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,443
陛下，我們已經召齊士兵了 出去，快逃！大家逃命

391
00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:06,607
為什麼要逃？

392
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,374
噢，糟了！

393
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,292
應該是我殺死大家才對

394
00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:17,160
應該是我把大家嚇個半死

395
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:19,035
妳！

396
00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:34,354
等等，這…實在…難以理解

397
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,561
我知道，寶貝，來這邊

398
00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:39,981
妳剛才說“這王國的未來”
是什麼意思？

399
00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:42,611
意思是我算是英雄人物嗎？

400
00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:45,529
親愛的，這些都是比較形容詞

401
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:48,069
英雄和壞蛋？踏到上面去

402
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,453
我沒說“壞蛋”

403
00:24:57,537 --> 00:24:58,997
母后，妳又是為什麼跳？

404
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:02,000
只有這樣才能叫妳住口
現在快游泳到那艘船上

405
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:14,970
黛格瑪皇后、媞亞碧安妮公主
歡迎上船

406
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:18,675
母后，這些生物是誰？
為什麼都那樣打量我？

407
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:23,437
荳荳，妳要學的事
要看的東西還多著呢

408
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:27,322
啟航！開往家鄉和輝煌的未來！

409
00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:50,509
我猜，事情唯一的光明面
就是我沒有可以失去的了

410
00:25:53,843 --> 00:25:57,353
除了那個代表我是國王的東西！

411
00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:00,178
拜託喔！