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[theme music playing]
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[man] Hey!
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[exhales]
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Remember, Dagmar,
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when we used to sneak into church
to smooch on this very spot?
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[chuckles] Oh, the fun we had.
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[sighs] If only I was caressing
your warm, soft hand
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instead of this cold, stone foot. I wish you were here for Beanie.
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You know how hard it is being a father
without a mother doing all the work?
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Oh, who am I kidding?
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I wish you were here for me.
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[sniffs] Aw, he's like a coconut.
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Hard on the outside, but on the inside...
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-coconut.
-[Cloyd] Jerry!
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Who said you could watch the Oracle Fire?
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[gasps] Zog's leaving the church.
We must track his progress.
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Show me the wizard.
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Eye of newt, tail of newt,
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rest of newt and blood of elf.
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Doink.
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[splat]
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[door opens]
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This better be the Elixir of Life.
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I wish it were elixir of death,
you fat sack. Oops!
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-What?
-Apologies, Your Highness.
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I seem to have accidentally invented
a truth serum,
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you gravy-swilling blowhard! Oh.
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Truth serum?
No king wants to hear the truth.
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I want the key to life!
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You've had elf blood for weeks
and what do you got to show for it?
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Well, I created a shampoo
that can make any animal laugh.
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[laughing]
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How do I know he didn't used to do that?
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Make the Elixir of Life
or I'll throw you in a wizard-proof cage,
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which for you is a cardboard box
with a brick on it.
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[laughing]
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Promise me you won't attend my funeral.
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[Elfo] So, I hope our drugged-out kiss
isn't making things awkward.
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-[Bean] It's not.
-It's just,
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now we're in this weird limbo place
and we don't know what we're doing.
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I know exactly what we're doing.
We're shopping for turnips.
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-[people cheering]
-Oh, uh, hey, a distraction!
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[medieval music playing]
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[Elfo] What's going on?
Why's everyone so excited?
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Remember how people used to just work,
starve or eat?
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Now there's a fourth thing, entertainment.
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Entertainment is just a tool
that pacifies the masses
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and leads to the decay
and ultimate collapse of civilization.
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Let's clap along.
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[Elfo] Uh, excuse me, pardon me.
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Move your fat ass, please.
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Ugh. I really don't like the view
from down here.
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I love to sway and bounce to the music.
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[Elfo whimpers]
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[bones crack]
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Miss Moonpence?
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[Moonpence] Yes, Minister?
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Do I have an audience
with the king this morning?
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-[Moonpence] No, Minister.
-Good.
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I've got a lot of official matters
to take care of.
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I wonder what's for lunch.
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[Moonpence] Goat loaf.
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With spring vegetables.
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And gravy.
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They're out of gravy.
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[door opens]
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Oh, I'm in trouble, Oddie.
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I can't crack the Elixir of Life
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no matter how much I abracazab
and alakazoo.
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I'm a fraud!
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I am, aren't I?
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As a friend and lover,
there is none truer than you.
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These hands... I thought they had magic.
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They do, and they will. I just don't know
how to work with this elf blood.
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It's like it's made of crazy sauce.
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I've tried every spell in the book I have.
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Then perhaps you need a new book.
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You see, there was another practitioner
of the dark arts here.
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The Witch.
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This was her lair.
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That's gonna need
more than a fresh coat of frosting.
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Hmm.
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[gasps] The Omnicon! The ancient book of spells
and easy Sunday dinners
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of which only two copies
are known to exist!
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The other belongs to Collecticus
and is still sealed in its original box.
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Hmm.
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Hmm? Hmm.
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"Elixir Vitae con Arroz."
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[both] Elixir of Life with Rice!
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[Elfo grunts]
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[hay man] At last, the elf.
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I've been stalking you,
but you have come to me.
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Oh, you're a stranger.
I've heard about you.
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Now, where's my candy?
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[screams and sneezes]
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[hay man] Bless you.
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[Elfo] Help, help!
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Elfo! Where are you?
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[Elfo] In here! Hurry, it's really itchy!
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[panting]
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[Bean] Ho!
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[boots scraping]
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[grunts]
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-I escaped.
-[grunts]
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[fading away] No!
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[groans] I'll find you, Elfo. I knew you should've kept him on a leash.
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[jester] Mmm, boy,
the new armor these days.
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Have you seen it? So bulky.
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I prefer to stay safe
the old-fashioned way,
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running like a coward.
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[Zog sighs]
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Your Highness, I have miraculous news.
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Great, let me turn this off.
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Eh? [laughs]
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Oh, no.
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Sire, we have found the secret to making
the Elixir of Life using elf's blood.
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And?
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The blood must be distilled
in a special vial,
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known as the Eternity Pendant.
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-And?
-We don't have it.
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But we do know
of its most recent location.
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But we looked, and it's not there.
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But we can mount a crusade
to find the vial.
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But at least we have the elf.
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Elfo has been kidnapped!
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Fine, fine, on with the whacking.
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Hey! That picture was on the wagon
they took Elfo away in!
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Belay the whacking.
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Your Highness, whoever kidnapped Elfo
knows about that vial, which means--
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They're also after the Elixir of Life.
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Find the vial, and we find Elfo.
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Send all the knights
on a quest for the vial!
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Cancel all other quests.
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We'll find the one true god next year.
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[gasps] We can't let the Eternity Pendant
fall into the wrong hands.
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-Summon our stealthiest assassin.
-Right here, sir.
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[gasps] Don't do that.
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-[horse snorts]
-[Pendergast] Fellow knights,
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my lady, and Mertz's mother,
who insisted on coming.
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[Mertz's mother] You won't even know
I'm here. Don't slouch, peanut.
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We embark on our quest
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to bring immortality to our lord
and ruler, the King of Dreamland.
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[knights cheer]
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And find Elfo!
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[Mertz's mother] Aw, that's sweet.
You miss your friend.
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But if you don't find him,
maybe I'll introduce you to my son.
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-You look like you're in his league.
-[Bean groans]
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The Witch's spellbook is the key
to everything.
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We must find her
and ask what she knows about the vial.
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Her new place is just ahead.
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When their gingerbread house blew up,
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she and her sister downsized
to a candy condo.
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[Pendergast] All right, men, we've got
ten minutes until our saddles melt.
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Would you care for some
lightly cursed cookies?
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[clears throat] If we could
get to the point of our visit.
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This was yours, was it not, Witch?
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Please, call me Gwen.
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Actually, it belonged
to my no-good ex-husband, Malfus.
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Ooh, I love it when people talk smack
about their exes. Dish, girl!
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Malfus was obsessed
with making the Elixir of Life.
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And once he found the Eternity Pendant,
things went south.
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So where is he now?
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He went north.
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He took himself far away from society
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to live atop the highest mountain
in the land.
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The Devil's Snowcone.
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"Do you dare enter
the Cave of the Single Trap?"
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Which of you brave knights
will enter first?
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Probably him.
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Very well. They don't call me
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Mortimer the Expendable
for nothing. [shrieks]
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Now that the single trap
has been triggered,
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I'm sure the cave is safe to enter.
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Allow me. [grunts]
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Okay, now that the two-part single trap
has been triggered,
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the cave is even safer to enter.
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Turbish? Mertz?
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[Mertz's mother]
What if there's a third?
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You're not sending my peanut in there.
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Mom...
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[Mertz's mother] You put on metal clothes,
I'm supposed to stop worrying about you?
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[groans] I'd rather die
than listen to this. I'm going in.
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[man] I'm hidden in the deepest,
darkest part of the cave.
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-You shall never find me!
-[Bean] There you are!
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[man groans]
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Are you Malfus the Philosopher?
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I am.
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And who are you, that you passed
through the Single Trap with Two Parts?
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I am Sorcerio, Wizard of Wonder.
Your traps are no match for--
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Parties of three or more?
Yes, I must do something about that.
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Now, look, we seek the Eternity Pendant.
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Have you availed yourself of it
and been blessed with immortality?
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Immortality is a curse.
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When life is endless,
so is everything else.
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The monotony, the repetition.
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The monotony, the repetition.
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The monotony, the repetition.
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The monotony... [stutters]
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Where was I?
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Oh, yes, the repetition.
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The monotony.
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-Let me tell you a story.
-Please don't.
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I once knew a charming and brave maiden.
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Her name was Gwen.
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And after all that,
we fell for each other, hard.
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The type of love
that is forged in adventure
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-and sealed in the bedroom.
-[Sorcerio and Bean sigh]
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That is so what I want.
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Be careful what you wish for.
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We pledged our eternal love for each other
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and I thought, what if our love
could actually be eternal?
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All it took was one drop of elf blood. I used it, but Gwen refused.
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She was the smart one. We'd already been married for 90 years
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and weren't sure our 17th dog
was going to solve our problems.
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It did, for a while.
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But then it didn't, so we split.
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I came here,
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but not before I got rid
of that infernal vial!
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[gasps] Got rid of it?
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I threw it over the Edge of the World.
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There's such a place?
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Just up Cherrywood Road.
Take a right at the dance academy.
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But it will do you no good
to get that vial. You need elf's blood.
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We have an elf.
Or, at least, we had one.
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He was kidnapped.
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By someone with this symbol
on their wagon.
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You say they have your elf?
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If they get that vial,
it will be cataclysmic!
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Find him, and it, and them!
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And maybe on the way, yourselves.
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It's all in my book.
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It's less a book
and more a letter to my father.
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[Sorcerio] Farewell, Malfus.
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Let me give you a gift
to help lift your tedium.
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What need have I for a horse?
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This is no ordinary horse.
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-[laughs]
-A laughing horse!
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Hooray. The cave will be filled
with the sound of laughter
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and the smell of horse.
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Now, please, go.
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The Eternity Pendant must not fall
into the wrong hands.
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Malfus, how do you know
we'll use the vial properly?
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You don't know anything about us.
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I know all about you, Tiabeanie.
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But I didn't tell you my name.
246
00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:01,094
Well, it's a long story, I...
247
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,383
-[Luci] Hee-ya!
-[horse neighs]
248
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,514
[laughing]
249
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:12,597
The sound of your laughter
brings me such joy.
250
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,475
So I'll eat your head last. [laughs and groans]
251
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,654
[knights shouting indistinctly]
252
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:32,793
They call it an edge,
but it's really more of a gentle slope!
253
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:33,872
[echoing]
254
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,496
Well, we're never gonna find
Elfo this way.
255
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:37,754
Is that all you care about?
256
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,835
I've lost three
of my finest suits of armor.
257
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:40,880
And their contents.
258
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,093
Aw, here's the world's smallest lute.
259
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:45,763
I'm gonna find out
what they know in the gift shop.
260
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:50,927
Say, Darrell, what happens to the stuff
that goes over the edge?
261
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,135
It falls forever, I guess.
262
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,225
Has anyone ever gotten something back?
263
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,481
Well, mostly people throw stuff
they don't want back.
264
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,693
We also sell stuff people don't want.
Do you want some?
265
00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:03,744
For a shilling I can engrave it
with the name of an unloved one.
266
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:06,359
No, thanks, but I will take this rope.
267
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,277
Would you like it engraved for a shilling?
268
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:10,825
What part of "no, thanks"
do you not understand?
269
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,540
The "no" part.
270
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:24,549
[knights straining]
271
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,640
[screams]
272
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,599
-[Mertz grunts]
-[Sorcerio screams]
273
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,271
-What's up?
-Why did you jump?
274
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,271
Eh, Mrs. Mertz looked at me
like she was gonna say something.
275
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,234
[all screaming]
276
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,280
[Bean sighs] Thank you for saving us, sir.
277
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:49,322
I didn't save you
so much as you fell on me.
278
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:50,776
Make yourselves at home.
279
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:53,236
Would anyone care for regurgitated salmon?
280
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,537
No. That's gonna be a hard nope.
281
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,541
No offense, but what the hell's up
with your schnoz?
282
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:02,924
I'm a griffin.
Half-man, half-bird, half-lion.
283
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,843
The last female of my kind.
284
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:07,472
-You're a lady?
-Gender is a spectrum.
285
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,639
Why are your people going extinct?
286
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:14,808
These days, most men prefer to fornicate
with something other than a giant bird.
287
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,730
I don't suppose any of you
would be willing to help a gal out?
288
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,480
Is it cultural appropriation
if I wear a beak?
289
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:23,772
Dude, keep your cape on.
Look at the stuff in his nest.
290
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:27,607
[griffin] I decorated it myself.
With objects that fell into it.
291
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,145
Many of them engraved.
292
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,278
This one says "I hate you, Darrell."
293
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:35,696
Did anything similar to this fall in?
294
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:38,456
No. But that exact thing fell in.
295
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,619
May we see it?
296
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:43,957
No. I traded it years ago
to a king with a crown of snakes.
297
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,844
A king? From where?
298
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,881
The Lost City of Cremorrah.
299
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,295
Cremorrah?
300
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:50,883
[Jo] Of course. Cremorrah.
301
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,014
It's that creepy exorcist!
302
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,426
I have a name, you know.
303
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,104
Big Jo.
304
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,182
Indeed.
305
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:02,437
Thank you for the information, Birdman.
You've saved me a lot of time.
306
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,861
Unlike other villains,
I shan't be telling you my plan.
307
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:07,111
Good day.
308
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:13,820
Oh, and in my mind, I'm not a villain.
I think what I'm doing is good.
309
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:18,115
He must be the one who took Elfo.
We gotta go after him.
310
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,083
Birdman, activate!
311
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,504
[grunts]
312
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,416
Any other requests?
313
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,934
Help! They tied us up!
314
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,219
Hurry, my mom's gag is coming loose!
315
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:37,353
Good luck with that. Giddyup!
316
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,185
Faster, Porky!
317
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,767
I have a brilliant idea.
318
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:49,527
-Birdman, activate!
-Oh, boy.
319
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,490
[grunts]
320
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,115
Damn it! Drop another one!
321
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,829
All right, but I'll need 20 minutes
and a big glass of milk.
322
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,250
Well, you gotta drop something on them.
323
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,459
[screams and grunts]
324
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:04,879
What the hell was the egg
supposed to do anyway?
325
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:05,878
Yeah, now what?
326
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:09,669
We gotta sneak our way to the front.
We'll take 'em by surprise.
327
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,893
Yeah!
328
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:18,719
How sweet. You missed me. [blows]
329
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,966
What the... [exhales]
330
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:25,395
We can do this the easy way
or the hard way.
331
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,609
I'm all about the easy way.
332
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:37,570
[passengers] Whoa! Whoa!
333
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,288
Whoa!
334
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:48,384
-Where am I?
-[Elfo] In the hold of a cargo ship.
335
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,800
Elfo? Oh, my God, where are you?
336
00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:52,709
[Elfo] In the hold of a cargo ship.
337
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,378
-I meant, I don't see you.
-[Elfo] I'm in a sack.
338
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:58,887
And there's something huge on top of me.
Feels like a bear!
339
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,221
Help, it's ripping it open!
340
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,426
[gasps] Bean!
341
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,307
Oh, Elfo, I'm so happy to see you!
342
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:09,435
Look at your sweet face!
I missed you so much!
343
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,363
Oh, I missed you so much!
344
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:14,531
Porky and Big Jo
have a really toxic relationship.
345
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,867
Behold! The Lost City of Cremorrah!
346
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,579
Eh, I've beheld better.
347
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,541
How are we supposed to find the vial
if we can't even find the city?
348
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:29,542
Legend has it, the Eternity Pendant
is awakened by proximity to an elf.
349
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:32,626
As Elfo nears it,
the vial will give off a tone.
350
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:37,263
You expect me to crawl around this
overheated hellscape until I hear a beep?
351
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:40,552
No, Mr. Elfo, I expect you to fry.
352
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:43,933
[grunts] Ow!
353
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,846
You gotta be kidding. [shrieks]
354
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:50,362
[gasping] That's hot. Mother bitch.
355
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,778
Thanks, Bean. I'm not burning anymore.
356
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,321
Now the only pain is humiliation.
357
00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:01,985
-[Eternity Pendant chimes]
-I think I found something! It may be...
358
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,867
A way in.
359
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,378
-What happened here?
-Maru happened here.
360
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,841
[gasps]
361
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,761
I have no idea what that means.
I'm just really short of breath.
362
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:21,430
Cremorrah was a kingdom
of unimaginable wealth... of snakes.
363
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:25,891
Their thriving snake-based economy
was the envy of the known world.
364
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:29,944
People became so wealthy,
their pockets were bursting with snakes.
365
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:33,360
The neighboring kingdom of Maru,
with its mouse-based economy,
366
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,530
was both jealous and in constant peril.
367
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,610
Maru decided to attack Cremorrah,
368
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:42,616
but, with no army,
they were forced to resort to magic.
369
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:47,199
They made a potion that could vanquish
an entire kingdom without a single sword.
370
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:52,327
Maru flooded Cremorrah with the potion
371
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,917
and the residents
were instantly turned to stone.
372
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:56,883
But the king wasn't here.
373
00:20:56,964 --> 00:21:00,724
Clearly, his people had a wild wingding
while he was away.
374
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,141
Can you imagine such disrespect?
375
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:07,020
[exclaims] I cannot imagine.
Such disrespect.
376
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:10,939
When the king returned,
he found everyone frozen in place.
377
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:14,609
That must be why he sought the powers
of the Eternity Pendant.
378
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:17,732
[thudding]
379
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:24,525
[Luci] Noice.
380
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:28,496
He didn't have elf's blood,
so he, too, was turned to stone.
381
00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:30,708
Still, he was the last to possess it.
382
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:33,329
Find the king, find the vial.
383
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,167
[Eternity Pendant chimes]
384
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,438
[Jo] There he is.
385
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:56,859
Remember the solemn moment
we first laid eyes on King Doris.
386
00:21:56,940 --> 00:22:00,070
Wow, one day
you're an amazing civilization,
387
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,902
the next you're a creepy spook-house.
388
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,988
[Eternity Pendant chiming]
389
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:10,503
Forty-five years of necromancing
has led me to this moment.
390
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:13,869
Porky, quit joking around
and search the king.
391
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,591
You will never get the vial!
392
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:23,594
[all gasp]
393
00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:25,835
You're not a stone guard guy!
394
00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:26,967
Who are you?
395
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:30,644
I am an assassin from Maru,
in the service of Emperor Cloyd.
396
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,144
And what is your charge?
397
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:36,475
To protect the Eternity Pendant!
And to answer all questions!
398
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,904
Let's slip out under cover
of all the clanking.
399
00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:42,193
Bean, wait.
If we come home without the vial,
400
00:22:42,277 --> 00:22:44,987
your dad will pop a blood vessel.
Probably one of yours.
401
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:48,242
We don't even know where it is.
It's not on the frozen king guy.
402
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:50,575
[Eternity Pendant chiming]
403
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:56,791
[muffled] Ah.
404
00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:00,798
Looks like a bunch of dead mice and...
405
00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:02,376
[exclaims]
406
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:03,974
-[Eternity Pendant chiming]
-Wow.
407
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,009
[gasps and chuckles]
408
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,562
Ha. Nothing to see here.
409
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:29,115
-Got ya!
-No! Let go!
410
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:32,619
Ha! Because of you,
I lost a hand in that volcano.
411
00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:34,582
And now you shall lose a foot,
412
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:37,713
as I take this boot
and all that's within it.
413
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:40,131
[Bean grunting]
414
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,210
No wonder Porky hates you.
415
00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:44,586
[screams] My shiny new arm!
416
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:45,923
Go!
417
00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:49,088
[grunts] She's leaving with the vial!
418
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,512
Weren't you told
not to let anyone take it?
419
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:55,847
Not anyone, just you.
My job is done.
420
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:58,024
See you in Hell, weirdo.
421
00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:04,477
Let's see how you like getting bottled up.
422
00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:08,697
You'll never be able to fill
this whole room with sand.
423
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:11,240
Uh, sure we will.
There's a whole desert up here.
424
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:14,118
[screams]
425
00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:15,372
-[all cheer]
-[Bean] Whoa!
426
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,115
[screaming]
427
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:21,379
[screaming]
428
00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:23,627
Whoa!
429
00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:38,143
Our plan is even closer to fruition.
430
00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:40,766
To the end of Dreamland.
431
00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:43,694
[both laughing maniacally]
432
00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:50,913
While I question their evil motives,
it is nice to see them happy.
433
00:24:58,246 --> 00:25:00,206
Immortality is folly.
434
00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:05,800
Those who desire it become blind
to what is precious and right before them,
435
00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:07,799
our daily lives.
436
00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:10,341
That we may live each day and say...
437
00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:11,885
[laughing]
438
00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:16,809
You know, I'm profoundly lonely,
but I think you should leave.
439
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:18,890
[theme music playing]