1 00:00:06,011 --> 00:00:08,012 [opening theme music plays] 2 00:00:22,485 --> 00:00:24,279 [sinister instrumental music playing] 3 00:00:24,362 --> 00:00:26,906 [church bells chime] 4 00:00:33,288 --> 00:00:34,122 [grunts] 5 00:00:34,205 --> 00:00:36,750 Yes, Gomer. I know it's getting cold and dark. 6 00:00:36,833 --> 00:00:38,334 It's not the end of the world. 7 00:00:38,418 --> 00:00:39,794 Now, let's go get the magic 8 00:00:39,878 --> 00:00:42,714 and turn you back into my high school boyfriend. 9 00:00:42,797 --> 00:00:43,798 [chuckles] 10 00:00:47,051 --> 00:00:48,261 [deep rumbling] 11 00:00:48,344 --> 00:00:50,096 [lightning crackling] 12 00:00:53,057 --> 00:00:54,058 [grunts] 13 00:01:04,652 --> 00:01:05,528 [groans] 14 00:01:05,612 --> 00:01:07,322 [thunder rumbling] 15 00:01:08,990 --> 00:01:13,078 [dramatic music playing] 16 00:01:18,249 --> 00:01:19,125 This looks bad. 17 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:22,796 Tsk, tsk, tsk. Worst case of deicide I ever seen. 18 00:01:22,879 --> 00:01:25,298 Ooh, ooh! Maybe I just stunned him with my brick. 19 00:01:25,381 --> 00:01:28,218 You broke his head, man. There's glass everywhere. 20 00:01:28,301 --> 00:01:30,678 And watch out, don't step on his holy shards. 21 00:01:30,762 --> 00:01:32,597 Ow! My toesies. 22 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:34,891 Maybe I could pray that God comes back alive? 23 00:01:34,974 --> 00:01:37,477 Great. That'll work. Oh, wait. No, it won't. 24 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:40,480 Because you just beaned the universe's only prayer answerer 25 00:01:40,563 --> 00:01:42,106 with a piece of heavy masonry. 26 00:01:42,190 --> 00:01:43,483 Uh, hello, fellows. 27 00:01:43,566 --> 00:01:44,901 [both scream] 28 00:01:44,984 --> 00:01:46,319 I'll hide God's bod. 29 00:01:48,321 --> 00:01:52,075 How's it going in our perfectly perfect Heaven amidst the clouds? 30 00:01:52,158 --> 00:01:55,328 The reason I ask is because something's not right. 31 00:01:55,411 --> 00:01:58,248 There's a chill in the air, the birds have stopped tweeting, 32 00:01:58,331 --> 00:02:00,250 the sky seems to be getting darker and… 33 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:02,252 [screaming] What? What is that? 34 00:02:02,335 --> 00:02:06,005 Is that who I think it is? What the hell did you do to his head? 35 00:02:06,089 --> 00:02:08,091 Calm down, you glorified pigeon. 36 00:02:08,174 --> 00:02:10,510 [in normal voice] When the other angels hear about this, 37 00:02:10,593 --> 00:02:11,886 they're gonna freak out. [yelps] 38 00:02:11,970 --> 00:02:15,098 Let me go. I won't rat you out. That's what I got killed for. 39 00:02:15,181 --> 00:02:17,475 I dreamed this day would come. 40 00:02:17,559 --> 00:02:18,893 [angel whimpering] 41 00:02:18,977 --> 00:02:20,603 [clearing throat] 42 00:02:20,687 --> 00:02:24,732 Attention, everyone, hold onto your halos 'cause I got some big news. 43 00:02:24,816 --> 00:02:27,610 God is dead! 44 00:02:27,694 --> 00:02:29,404 [male voice] What? No way. 45 00:02:29,487 --> 00:02:32,407 Oh, yeah. That's right, you heard me. He dead. 46 00:02:32,490 --> 00:02:35,910 God, our Heavenly Father, Lord of Lords, King of Kings, 47 00:02:35,994 --> 00:02:38,580 the hostess with the mostest, Jah Rastafari, 48 00:02:38,663 --> 00:02:40,540 whatever the hell you wanna call him, 49 00:02:40,623 --> 00:02:45,170 is inka-stinka-binka-dinka- dippity-doo-dah dead! 50 00:02:45,253 --> 00:02:47,839 -Why do you talk that way? -Shut up. Leave me alone. 51 00:02:47,922 --> 00:02:51,176 Now, get ready for the whole universe to come to a screeching halt 52 00:02:51,259 --> 00:02:54,178 like when a rat falls into the gears of a Ferris wheel. 53 00:02:54,262 --> 00:02:55,305 Fun's over, suckers. 54 00:02:55,388 --> 00:02:57,181 God's head is a broken light bulb, 55 00:02:57,265 --> 00:03:01,019 the religious implications are staggering, and we are all screwed. 56 00:03:01,102 --> 00:03:03,271 Well, that's not very spiritually nurturing. 57 00:03:03,354 --> 00:03:05,356 I call 'em like I sees 'em, brother. 58 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:08,526 Okey-dokey, let's let the wailing and the hair pulling out 59 00:03:08,610 --> 00:03:12,697 and the teeth-gnashing begin now. 60 00:03:12,780 --> 00:03:14,699 [distant crying] 61 00:03:14,782 --> 00:03:16,242 [sobbing] 62 00:03:17,452 --> 00:03:19,454 [weeping] 63 00:03:19,537 --> 00:03:22,040 Oh, I don't like the sound of that. 64 00:03:22,123 --> 00:03:23,666 [distant crying] 65 00:03:28,546 --> 00:03:30,882 I can sneak in through the basement sex tunnel. 66 00:03:32,926 --> 00:03:33,760 [grunts] 67 00:03:43,186 --> 00:03:44,103 Ugh! 68 00:03:45,188 --> 00:03:47,315 Whoa! Jester, where are you going? 69 00:03:47,398 --> 00:03:50,235 Oh, Bean, everything's going crazy around here. 70 00:03:50,318 --> 00:03:54,697 The orgy's canceled, the river's rising, and whenever I say my catchphrase, 71 00:03:54,781 --> 00:03:56,074 something bad happens. 72 00:03:56,157 --> 00:03:58,034 -"Oh, no"? -Oh, no! 73 00:03:58,117 --> 00:03:59,160 [river whirling] 74 00:04:00,286 --> 00:04:01,162 [chuckles] 75 00:04:11,256 --> 00:04:12,715 [Trøgs chanting] 76 00:04:12,799 --> 00:04:15,218 -Hup, hup, hup, pile up! -Hup, hup, hup, pile up! 77 00:04:15,301 --> 00:04:19,347 -Hup, hup, hup, pile up! -Hup, hup, hup, pile up! 78 00:04:19,430 --> 00:04:20,974 [Bean gasps] Alva. 79 00:04:21,057 --> 00:04:24,143 Careful with those skip jumps. We can't have any spillage. 80 00:04:24,227 --> 00:04:26,354 I'm paying you a pretty penny for that goo. 81 00:04:26,437 --> 00:04:28,606 [Trøgs] ♪ Goo, goo, goo, goo, goo, ga, goo… ♪ 82 00:04:28,690 --> 00:04:30,024 [Alva] And no chanting. 83 00:04:30,108 --> 00:04:33,278 [Trøgs] Goo, goo, goo, goo, goo, ga, goo 84 00:04:38,658 --> 00:04:39,617 [groans] 85 00:04:39,701 --> 00:04:41,119 Oh, watch out, clumsy. 86 00:04:41,202 --> 00:04:42,203 [crowd gasps] 87 00:04:42,287 --> 00:04:46,582 Oh, good, you're just in time for our sacred secret ceremony. 88 00:04:46,666 --> 00:04:50,378 Hey, I'm trying to hunt down my mom. Does this ceremony involve killing me? 89 00:04:50,461 --> 00:04:54,173 No. Though, we do have a special VIP section for you. 90 00:04:54,257 --> 00:04:55,758 Get behind the death boulder. 91 00:04:57,176 --> 00:04:58,136 -Bean! -Elfo! 92 00:04:58,219 --> 00:04:59,721 Keep your voice down. 93 00:04:59,804 --> 00:05:02,682 The Trøgs said if I swear allegiance to Trøgdom 94 00:05:02,765 --> 00:05:06,185 and keep my big, fat, mouth shut, they not only won't kill me, 95 00:05:06,269 --> 00:05:08,980 they'll show me the secret to everlasting life. 96 00:05:09,063 --> 00:05:11,274 Look what they gave me! [panting] 97 00:05:11,357 --> 00:05:15,403 Oh, my God, you really will do anything for a free button, won't you? 98 00:05:15,945 --> 00:05:16,821 Okay, I collect them. 99 00:05:16,904 --> 00:05:18,698 You're not a collector, you don't understand. 100 00:05:18,781 --> 00:05:22,160 -Shh! I hear trashy stripper heels coming. -[footsteps approaching] 101 00:05:22,869 --> 00:05:24,787 All hail Dagmar. 102 00:05:24,871 --> 00:05:28,041 Enough small talk. Now let's get this show on the road. 103 00:05:28,124 --> 00:05:29,709 -What the hell? -What the hell? 104 00:05:29,792 --> 00:05:32,003 Let the ceremony begin. 105 00:05:36,632 --> 00:05:40,428 [creaking] 106 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:53,483 Stalactites. Big deal. 107 00:05:53,566 --> 00:05:54,484 Watch. 108 00:05:54,567 --> 00:05:55,735 [claps hands] 109 00:05:55,818 --> 00:05:58,488 Our most glorious and beautiful secret. 110 00:05:58,571 --> 00:05:59,447 Pants off! 111 00:06:00,865 --> 00:06:02,617 Good. Good. 112 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:04,994 Ugh, get on with it, you little perverts. 113 00:06:05,078 --> 00:06:06,704 What? Uh. Oh, yes. 114 00:06:06,788 --> 00:06:09,916 [claps hands] And now sit and spin. 115 00:06:09,999 --> 00:06:13,461 [chanting] Sit and spin, sit and spin. 116 00:06:13,544 --> 00:06:16,881 Sit and spin, sit and spin. 117 00:06:16,964 --> 00:06:20,051 Sit and spin, sit and spin. 118 00:06:20,676 --> 00:06:23,262 Sit and spin, sit and spin. 119 00:06:23,346 --> 00:06:24,430 That's disgusting. 120 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:26,099 Don't be judgmental, Elfo. 121 00:06:26,182 --> 00:06:28,476 Is this some kind of traditional folk dance? 122 00:06:28,559 --> 00:06:29,769 Because I don't like it. 123 00:06:29,852 --> 00:06:34,440 This is how we get our nourishment. It's a very simple, natural recipe. 124 00:06:34,524 --> 00:06:35,858 See the dripping up there? 125 00:06:35,942 --> 00:06:39,237 Those are the holy waters that gush down from Heaven. 126 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:42,156 And you see that mist rising from below? 127 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:45,284 Those are the steam vapors coming straight up from Hell. 128 00:06:45,368 --> 00:06:48,621 And it all comes together right here in Dreamland, 129 00:06:48,704 --> 00:06:50,289 combined with the rat urine. 130 00:06:50,373 --> 00:06:53,126 And the result? Trøg magic. 131 00:06:53,918 --> 00:06:57,171 Beautiful. Now, who's got some fresh brains for me? 132 00:06:57,255 --> 00:07:00,842 But we need our brains to make precious goo. 133 00:07:00,925 --> 00:07:03,344 We throw them into a multi-speed electric blender 134 00:07:03,427 --> 00:07:06,222 and set it to medium high or chunky blend. 135 00:07:06,305 --> 00:07:07,306 Oh, really? 136 00:07:07,390 --> 00:07:09,684 And where do you get these electric blenders? 137 00:07:09,767 --> 00:07:12,353 We built a really long tunnel to Steamland. 138 00:07:12,436 --> 00:07:14,605 We go there and shoplift small appliances. 139 00:07:14,689 --> 00:07:17,650 Mixers, blenders, air fryers, gumball machines. 140 00:07:17,733 --> 00:07:20,528 And we don't got no more brains left for you. 141 00:07:20,611 --> 00:07:23,364 But you can have this mar-goo-rita. 142 00:07:23,448 --> 00:07:25,700 The only ingredient is goo. 143 00:07:25,783 --> 00:07:27,743 I don't want goo. 144 00:07:27,827 --> 00:07:30,997 When you come for raw sashimi, you don't settle for canned tuna. 145 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,290 [glass smashes] 146 00:07:32,373 --> 00:07:36,252 Urgh, I want magic! I want brains. I want my spoon! 147 00:07:36,335 --> 00:07:38,337 But, Dagmar, don't you know? 148 00:07:38,421 --> 00:07:40,590 Magic makes you crazy. 149 00:07:40,673 --> 00:07:42,925 Are you calling me crazy? 150 00:07:43,009 --> 00:07:47,346 No. I'm calling we crazy. Show her, Benji. 151 00:07:47,430 --> 00:07:50,016 You're not the boss of Benji, but okay. 152 00:07:50,933 --> 00:07:53,269 [exhales] You know, what most people don't know 153 00:07:53,352 --> 00:07:55,771 is that brains taste like strawberries and cream. 154 00:07:55,855 --> 00:07:57,064 [gasps] 155 00:07:57,773 --> 00:07:59,775 [gasping] 156 00:08:01,652 --> 00:08:02,653 Goddamn! 157 00:08:02,737 --> 00:08:06,282 Having no brains keeps you from invading our dreams, 158 00:08:06,365 --> 00:08:10,203 which is swell, and there's the bonus side effect of giving us immortality. 159 00:08:11,078 --> 00:08:14,248 We just have to keep on sucking on stalactites from now on. 160 00:08:14,332 --> 00:08:17,502 Oh, my God, the only way to live forever is to lose your brains. 161 00:08:17,585 --> 00:08:19,045 I would never do that. 162 00:08:19,128 --> 00:08:21,380 I'm gonna die lonely in a basement apartment, 163 00:08:21,464 --> 00:08:22,882 just like Pops always said. 164 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:26,052 How many times do I have to kill you? 165 00:08:26,135 --> 00:08:26,969 [scream] 166 00:08:27,053 --> 00:08:29,388 As many times as it takes. Wait. 167 00:08:29,472 --> 00:08:31,432 [intense music playing] 168 00:08:39,774 --> 00:08:43,694 [Luci] Mmm-mmm. It's getting darker, Jer. Evil is definitely gonna triumph. 169 00:08:43,778 --> 00:08:47,031 I should be dancing around and scatting in that annoying way I do, 170 00:08:47,114 --> 00:08:49,492 but I just remembered, poof, no more universe. 171 00:08:49,575 --> 00:08:51,827 No more good, no more evil, no more nothing. 172 00:08:51,911 --> 00:08:54,163 I'm actually gonna miss existence. 173 00:08:54,247 --> 00:08:56,791 But what if… What if… 174 00:08:56,874 --> 00:09:01,212 What if God left behind some kind of user's manual to guide you. 175 00:09:01,295 --> 00:09:03,422 You could take over and become the new God 176 00:09:03,506 --> 00:09:05,716 instead of just pacing around like a schmuck. 177 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:07,134 You could be right, Jerry. 178 00:09:07,218 --> 00:09:09,720 I could be next in line to run the whole shebang. 179 00:09:09,804 --> 00:09:10,972 I could be King Luci! 180 00:09:11,055 --> 00:09:13,140 Ooh, ooh! Can I be the son of God? 181 00:09:13,224 --> 00:09:14,225 I don't see why not. 182 00:09:14,308 --> 00:09:16,811 Okay. Now, let's look around for that user's manual 183 00:09:16,894 --> 00:09:18,563 that may or may not exist. 184 00:09:18,646 --> 00:09:20,565 We're on shaky ground theologically, 185 00:09:20,648 --> 00:09:24,735 but I'm guessing God's gotta have a hiding place around here somewhere. 186 00:09:24,819 --> 00:09:26,153 [tapping] 187 00:09:27,321 --> 00:09:31,409 [Jerry] Luci! Come quick. Scamper if you can. I've found somethin'. 188 00:09:35,913 --> 00:09:37,873 Look! It's a knob. 189 00:09:39,917 --> 00:09:40,751 [straining] 190 00:09:47,550 --> 00:09:48,926 [both gasp] 191 00:09:49,010 --> 00:09:51,387 Oh, my God! 192 00:09:51,470 --> 00:09:53,598 I mean me. Potentially. 193 00:09:54,682 --> 00:09:58,102 [Dagmar] Oh, Bean. It almost makes me teary. 194 00:09:58,185 --> 00:10:02,607 This may be the last time I ever get to chase you down a cave below the castle. 195 00:10:02,690 --> 00:10:07,153 Maybe I set a trap for you, Mom. Maybe you're gonna die. 196 00:10:07,236 --> 00:10:09,739 Wait. Do you have a trap? You're not just bluffing? 197 00:10:09,822 --> 00:10:12,533 I'm always bluffin', Elfo. Or maybe not. Jump! 198 00:10:12,617 --> 00:10:14,368 -What? Oh, no. Air! -[Bean yelling] 199 00:10:14,452 --> 00:10:15,745 [grunting] 200 00:10:17,246 --> 00:10:18,205 [screaming] 201 00:10:18,289 --> 00:10:20,249 -[thuds] -Ow! [wails] 202 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:21,250 Hold your breath. 203 00:10:21,334 --> 00:10:24,003 -Don't breathe in the shroom spores. -Too late. 204 00:10:24,086 --> 00:10:27,673 [inhales deeply] Oh, hell yes! 205 00:10:28,341 --> 00:10:29,800 [chuckling] 206 00:10:32,428 --> 00:10:35,222 Wow, it's true. Mushrooms are the best medicine. 207 00:10:35,306 --> 00:10:37,058 [laughing] 208 00:10:37,141 --> 00:10:40,227 Hey, Bean, what if it turned out this whole thing was a dream? 209 00:10:40,311 --> 00:10:42,104 Wouldn't that be infuriating? 210 00:10:42,188 --> 00:10:43,731 [laughing] 211 00:10:44,315 --> 00:10:45,775 [chuckling] 212 00:10:45,858 --> 00:10:46,734 Urgh. 213 00:10:47,526 --> 00:10:49,153 Do you hear something coming? 214 00:10:49,236 --> 00:10:52,573 I hope it's cereal because I'm horny for Cocoa Puffs. 215 00:10:52,657 --> 00:10:54,659 I say that 'cause I'm on drugs. 216 00:10:54,742 --> 00:10:56,952 I've got you now! What the hell? 217 00:10:57,453 --> 00:10:58,913 [screams] 218 00:10:58,996 --> 00:11:00,164 [grunts] 219 00:11:05,252 --> 00:11:06,420 I have a question. 220 00:11:06,504 --> 00:11:10,549 Are there thousands of baby spiders crawling on my face or just hundreds? 221 00:11:11,217 --> 00:11:15,179 Are you freakin' out, Mom? Are you freakin' out, mother figure? 222 00:11:15,262 --> 00:11:18,808 You freakin'? Elfo, I think she's freakin' out. 223 00:11:18,891 --> 00:11:22,228 Yeah, Mom. Are you freakin' out? 224 00:11:22,311 --> 00:11:26,774 You're not my mom, Elfo. Why must we fight all the time? 225 00:11:26,857 --> 00:11:30,319 Let's get in a big love pile and hug it out. 226 00:11:30,403 --> 00:11:32,405 Yes! Love pile. 227 00:11:32,488 --> 00:11:34,907 [laughing] 228 00:11:38,577 --> 00:11:40,663 -[yells] Get out of here, Turbish! -Okay, bye. 229 00:11:41,664 --> 00:11:43,165 [laughing] 230 00:11:45,501 --> 00:11:48,754 Whoo! That was so cathartic. 231 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:49,672 [chuckles] 232 00:11:49,755 --> 00:11:50,589 Oh, no! 233 00:11:50,673 --> 00:11:54,135 How do you two want to die? Crosscut or top to bottom? 234 00:11:54,218 --> 00:11:56,554 -How about a nice rump roast? Mmm? -[laughs] 235 00:11:58,389 --> 00:12:00,349 Elfo, grab her swordy thing. 236 00:12:00,433 --> 00:12:02,726 [intense battle music] 237 00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:03,894 It's sharp. 238 00:12:03,978 --> 00:12:07,273 Not the pointy side, [stammers] the… the… the grabber end. 239 00:12:16,615 --> 00:12:17,700 [grunts] 240 00:12:17,783 --> 00:12:18,701 Ohhh! 241 00:12:19,910 --> 00:12:21,620 -[sword whooshing] -[grunts] 242 00:12:24,623 --> 00:12:25,666 [yelps] 243 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,462 [zapping] 244 00:12:31,547 --> 00:12:33,424 [zapping] 245 00:12:36,343 --> 00:12:37,386 Come on! 246 00:12:42,766 --> 00:12:43,684 [Bean] Smoke! 247 00:12:55,112 --> 00:12:57,698 [groans] Ow! 248 00:12:59,366 --> 00:13:00,534 [lightning blast] 249 00:13:00,618 --> 00:13:02,369 [Elfo screams] Ahhh! 250 00:13:03,245 --> 00:13:04,497 [panting] 251 00:13:05,164 --> 00:13:06,248 [yelps] 252 00:13:10,628 --> 00:13:13,088 [Bean straining] 253 00:13:15,424 --> 00:13:18,344 I must say that drug trip is the most fun I've had with you 254 00:13:18,427 --> 00:13:20,554 since you were a girl in this very Cavern. 255 00:13:20,638 --> 00:13:24,058 Remember? We sat on that rock, and I told you those lies. 256 00:13:24,141 --> 00:13:25,226 Elfo, get her! 257 00:13:25,309 --> 00:13:26,435 [screaming] Die! 258 00:13:26,977 --> 00:13:28,312 Ow! [groans] 259 00:13:28,395 --> 00:13:31,148 [sighs] I miss the lust heap. 260 00:13:31,232 --> 00:13:34,610 There. I've killed the last of your little friends. 261 00:13:34,693 --> 00:13:35,736 [Elfo] I'm not dead. 262 00:13:36,487 --> 00:13:37,446 [groans] 263 00:13:37,530 --> 00:13:38,864 Oh, no. 264 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:41,367 [whimpers] Elf juice? 265 00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:48,415 [straining] 266 00:13:52,002 --> 00:13:54,380 -[electricity crackling] -[straining] 267 00:13:56,674 --> 00:13:57,716 [explosion] 268 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:58,884 [Bean] I win! 269 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,972 [Dagmar chuckling] 270 00:14:03,681 --> 00:14:06,392 Dang it. Why did you even have me? 271 00:14:06,475 --> 00:14:08,894 You know there's such a thing as adoption, right? 272 00:14:09,645 --> 00:14:12,064 Did someone order a stepmother? 273 00:14:12,147 --> 00:14:13,065 Oona! 274 00:14:13,148 --> 00:14:14,483 Crazy girl! 275 00:14:16,402 --> 00:14:17,444 [slicing] 276 00:14:25,578 --> 00:14:26,871 [gasps] 277 00:14:26,954 --> 00:14:29,623 Thank you, Oona. You've made this easy for me. 278 00:14:33,544 --> 00:14:34,378 [splat] 279 00:14:38,382 --> 00:14:40,384 I don't need any of you anymore. 280 00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:43,262 I've got the magic, I've got the beauty, 281 00:14:43,345 --> 00:14:47,516 and now… [laughing] I've got the immortality! 282 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:51,729 Dagmar, I may not be able to defeat you and your snobby accent, 283 00:14:51,812 --> 00:14:55,566 but I can save Dreamland by destroying magic forever. 284 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:59,737 In the name of stience. Run! 285 00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:02,823 [both straining] 286 00:15:09,288 --> 00:15:10,915 [electricity crackling] 287 00:15:19,298 --> 00:15:20,299 [groans] 288 00:15:24,845 --> 00:15:27,932 Help me, Oona. I've got nothing left to give. 289 00:15:28,849 --> 00:15:32,978 I don't got magic, Bean. All I got for you is drugs and love. 290 00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,981 The lizard and the loser together at last. 291 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,525 [chuckles] What a joke. 292 00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,069 Is joke? 293 00:15:40,152 --> 00:15:41,612 Or is? 294 00:15:41,695 --> 00:15:43,280 [lightning smash] 295 00:15:43,906 --> 00:15:44,907 Oh, no. 296 00:15:44,990 --> 00:15:46,533 [screams] 297 00:15:46,617 --> 00:15:48,202 [rumbling] 298 00:15:51,121 --> 00:15:53,248 Wait, where's Elfo? 299 00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,335 I don't thinks he made it, Bean. 300 00:15:57,211 --> 00:15:58,420 [sighs wearily] 301 00:16:10,808 --> 00:16:13,394 Oh, Elfo. You came back for me. 302 00:16:13,477 --> 00:16:15,604 No, I didn't. You grabbed my hand. 303 00:16:15,688 --> 00:16:17,314 Stay with me a moment, will you? 304 00:16:17,398 --> 00:16:18,440 Okay. 305 00:16:19,149 --> 00:16:22,361 Hmm. That feels nice. Your skin is so soft. 306 00:16:22,444 --> 00:16:24,321 [chuckles] Oh. 307 00:16:24,405 --> 00:16:26,073 You got a good grip there, fella. 308 00:16:26,156 --> 00:16:29,410 [chuckles] It's like you worked construction or something. 309 00:16:29,493 --> 00:16:32,871 Really. Okay. It's time to let me go now. 310 00:16:32,955 --> 00:16:34,164 [nervous chuckling] 311 00:16:34,248 --> 00:16:36,166 What are you doing? Let go of my hand. 312 00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:38,836 Let go of my goddamn hand! Please, woman! 313 00:16:38,919 --> 00:16:40,546 [laughing maniacally] 314 00:16:40,629 --> 00:16:42,756 I'm taking you with me, Elfo. 315 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:46,218 You'll be my eternal servant in Hell! 316 00:16:46,301 --> 00:16:48,262 Are you sure you're not thinking of Caresso? 317 00:16:48,345 --> 00:16:50,806 Screw Caresso. I want you. 318 00:16:57,187 --> 00:16:58,522 -[crunch] -Ow! 319 00:17:01,108 --> 00:17:02,651 You know what the Trøgs say, 320 00:17:02,735 --> 00:17:06,071 "You don't get what you want, you get what you deserve." 321 00:17:06,739 --> 00:17:07,906 [yelps] 322 00:17:19,126 --> 00:17:20,210 [coughing] 323 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,429 Hey, everybody! I'm alive and… 324 00:17:30,512 --> 00:17:31,472 Oh. 325 00:17:41,273 --> 00:17:44,443 I appreciate all the sympathy and heavy breathing, Derek, 326 00:17:44,526 --> 00:17:47,946 but would you guys mind leaving me alone with Mora? Just for a bit? 327 00:17:52,826 --> 00:17:55,829 We didn't get to spend all that much time together, 328 00:17:55,913 --> 00:17:59,208 but I will treasure every moment. 329 00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:02,211 Before you, I didn't know what love was. 330 00:18:02,294 --> 00:18:05,881 But a new life opened up to me the second I met you at the Freak Show. 331 00:18:05,964 --> 00:18:09,384 There was something so special when I busted open your fish tank 332 00:18:09,468 --> 00:18:12,137 with the sledgehammer and you flopped on top of me. 333 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:15,224 I remember when I first looked into your eyes and you smiled. 334 00:18:15,933 --> 00:18:18,227 That was a good, good moment. 335 00:18:19,019 --> 00:18:20,145 That was like a dream. 336 00:18:21,730 --> 00:18:25,109 In fairy tales, the kiss of true love brings back the beloved. 337 00:18:34,034 --> 00:18:36,286 Nope, this is not a fairy tale. 338 00:18:40,707 --> 00:18:43,710 [gasps] Look, Jerry, light bulbs. Stacks of 'em. 339 00:18:43,794 --> 00:18:46,797 Brand-new hardware-store-fresh light bulbs. 340 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:47,756 Where's your brick? 341 00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:50,551 Hand it over. 342 00:18:50,634 --> 00:18:52,594 Wait a minute. What are you gonna do? 343 00:18:52,678 --> 00:18:53,887 Smash the light bulbs. 344 00:18:54,596 --> 00:18:57,099 -Okay, then. Wait a minute. -What? 345 00:18:57,182 --> 00:19:00,394 If you smash the light bulbs, God can never come back. 346 00:19:00,477 --> 00:19:03,730 We took a vote and everyone agreed I would become the new God, 347 00:19:03,814 --> 00:19:05,649 and you would be my number two, man. 348 00:19:05,732 --> 00:19:08,986 My butler. Cool butler Jerry. Now butle-up, Jer. 349 00:19:09,069 --> 00:19:11,697 But we don't have no proof you could become God anyway. 350 00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:15,117 You yourself pointed out everything is slowin' down and fadin' out. 351 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:18,620 -That's what's gonna happen. -Look, Jer, I need this. 352 00:19:18,704 --> 00:19:20,539 I had a very traumatic childhood. 353 00:19:20,622 --> 00:19:21,748 I never told you this, 354 00:19:21,832 --> 00:19:25,586 but my drinking buddy stiffed me on the bill multiple times. 355 00:19:25,669 --> 00:19:29,506 But Luci, why not for once in your life choose love? 356 00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:32,593 Okay, let me tell you about love, buddy boy. Love is a scam. 357 00:19:32,676 --> 00:19:35,762 The people who proclaim love are the ones who pollute the air, 358 00:19:35,846 --> 00:19:38,015 join love cults or dumbass fraternities, 359 00:19:38,098 --> 00:19:42,603 shoot mooses, spill oil, promote insane vaccine conspiracies-- 360 00:19:42,686 --> 00:19:44,146 You're right. Take the brick. 361 00:19:49,484 --> 00:19:52,237 All right, come on, Jer. Give me a hand with this thing. 362 00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:55,866 -I don't wanna drop it. -Aw! Gee, Luci. You're the best. 363 00:19:55,949 --> 00:19:57,159 And don't you forget it. 364 00:19:57,242 --> 00:20:01,371 Now let's screw this into God's gaping neck hole and see what happens. 365 00:20:06,126 --> 00:20:09,755 Inka. Dinka. Binka. Bonka. Boom! 366 00:20:09,838 --> 00:20:11,840 [fizzling] 367 00:20:13,550 --> 00:20:15,052 [angelic music plays] 368 00:20:16,762 --> 00:20:19,014 [angels cheering] Yay! 369 00:20:19,097 --> 00:20:20,766 [God yawning] 370 00:20:21,308 --> 00:20:23,477 Ah! What a refreshing nap. 371 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,271 I didn't have any of my usual recurring nightmares. 372 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:27,189 Did I snore? 373 00:20:27,272 --> 00:20:29,149 No, God, you was dead. 374 00:20:29,233 --> 00:20:32,361 Dead tired, that is. I hope you rested well, Lordy. 375 00:20:32,444 --> 00:20:33,278 [chuckles] 376 00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:35,197 Why is you being so modest, Luci? 377 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,366 God, I'm the one what killed you. 378 00:20:37,449 --> 00:20:39,576 Luci's the one what brung you back to life. 379 00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:43,705 [chuckling] I know all that, Jerry. I was just testing you. 380 00:20:43,789 --> 00:20:46,458 I was going to smite you. Maybe even mega smite you. 381 00:20:46,541 --> 00:20:49,753 But for your honesty about killing me, I forgive you. 382 00:20:50,545 --> 00:20:53,465 So, this is the murder weapon. Hmm. 383 00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:57,344 Look out below! [chuckles] 384 00:20:57,427 --> 00:21:00,055 Now, Luci, I'd like to know why you were so modest 385 00:21:00,138 --> 00:21:01,932 about bringing me back to life. 386 00:21:02,015 --> 00:21:03,558 Pfft. Ah, geez, man. 387 00:21:03,642 --> 00:21:05,227 When you're a dirty, dark demon 388 00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:08,689 and you don't allow God to just die, it's bad for your reputation. 389 00:21:08,772 --> 00:21:10,232 I'll never live this down. 390 00:21:10,857 --> 00:21:11,692 [chuckles] 391 00:21:11,775 --> 00:21:15,195 Such integrity from one of Hell's tiniest flunkies. 392 00:21:15,279 --> 00:21:16,738 I never would have thunk it. 393 00:21:16,822 --> 00:21:20,826 Luci, I don't usually do this, but I really like you, 394 00:21:20,909 --> 00:21:22,744 and you did save my life. 395 00:21:22,828 --> 00:21:24,246 Maybe that's why I like you. 396 00:21:24,329 --> 00:21:25,831 [laughing] 397 00:21:26,999 --> 00:21:28,458 Here's what I'm going to do. 398 00:21:28,542 --> 00:21:31,420 I'm going to give you a single wish. 399 00:21:31,503 --> 00:21:33,130 Right now, no holds barred, 400 00:21:33,213 --> 00:21:35,048 -anything you want. -Anything at all? 401 00:21:35,132 --> 00:21:38,593 Do you want wealth? Fame? Success? You wanna be a big shot? 402 00:21:38,677 --> 00:21:41,179 Would you like to lose weight? Eat endless pies? 403 00:21:41,263 --> 00:21:44,891 Maybe total enlightenment? Pick one thing. It's hard, isn't it? 404 00:21:47,227 --> 00:21:49,313 Does the wish have to be for me? 405 00:21:49,396 --> 00:21:52,482 Strange. No one has ever asked that. 406 00:21:52,566 --> 00:21:56,111 The answer is the wish can be for anyone you want. 407 00:21:56,903 --> 00:22:01,908 Well, then my wish is for Mora the Mermaid to come back alive. For Bean. 408 00:22:01,992 --> 00:22:04,494 Interesting. May I ask why? 409 00:22:04,578 --> 00:22:08,790 Why? Because Bean has tried so hard and done so much. 410 00:22:08,874 --> 00:22:10,500 Because Bean deserves love. 411 00:22:10,584 --> 00:22:15,797 Because the love of Bean's life is Mora, and because… 412 00:22:17,341 --> 00:22:18,508 Because what? 413 00:22:20,510 --> 00:22:21,678 Because I love Bean. 414 00:22:24,765 --> 00:22:26,308 [gentle music plays] 415 00:22:27,851 --> 00:22:30,145 Oh, that's beautiful, Luci. 416 00:22:30,228 --> 00:22:32,022 [grumbles] Yeah, yeah, leave me alone. 417 00:22:32,105 --> 00:22:33,690 I'm gonna give you a big hug. 418 00:22:35,025 --> 00:22:38,695 Do I feel tears on my tunic? Are you cryin', Luci? 419 00:22:38,779 --> 00:22:40,489 I'm not crying. I'm not crying. 420 00:22:40,572 --> 00:22:42,866 I… That was me laughing. [fake chuckle] 421 00:22:42,949 --> 00:22:46,203 I'm a clown. I just… I have no feelings, you know me. 422 00:22:46,286 --> 00:22:48,288 I'm all like, bibbidi-bobbidi bibbidi… 423 00:22:48,371 --> 00:22:50,665 [crying] Boop! 424 00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:52,667 [whimpers] 425 00:22:52,751 --> 00:22:55,545 Skippity-skoppity skip. 426 00:22:55,629 --> 00:22:57,297 [whimpers] 427 00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:03,345 I hereby grant Luci's wish. 428 00:23:03,428 --> 00:23:07,182 Mora the Mermaid comes back to life for Bean. 429 00:23:07,766 --> 00:23:10,393 -Clap! -[thunder rumbling] 430 00:23:11,686 --> 00:23:12,896 [waves crashing] 431 00:23:15,982 --> 00:23:19,027 I hate this. Everything sucks. 432 00:23:19,111 --> 00:23:21,363 My mom is dead, and yet, where's the joy? 433 00:23:21,947 --> 00:23:23,281 What is that smell? 434 00:23:23,365 --> 00:23:26,159 My boots or Mora's rotting fish body? 435 00:23:27,202 --> 00:23:28,036 Sorry, Mora. 436 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:29,621 [Mora] Apology accepted, Bean. 437 00:23:29,704 --> 00:23:32,124 By the way, what reeks are your boots. 438 00:23:32,207 --> 00:23:33,834 Mora? You're alive? 439 00:23:36,503 --> 00:23:37,504 [chuckling] 440 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,217 [Mora moans] 441 00:23:43,093 --> 00:23:46,680 Just don't stab me anymore, okay? There's other ways to get to my heart. 442 00:23:49,975 --> 00:23:52,561 -[joyful music] -[crowd murmuring] 443 00:23:52,644 --> 00:23:56,857 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, elves and Trøgs, 444 00:23:56,940 --> 00:23:59,568 and, yes, Moleman, I'm looking at you. 445 00:23:59,651 --> 00:24:04,072 Today is a day of victory and celebration. 446 00:24:04,156 --> 00:24:09,411 Dagmar has been defeated and crunched by a big rocky cave thing. 447 00:24:09,494 --> 00:24:12,080 [crowd cheering] 448 00:24:12,164 --> 00:24:14,624 Satan has been vanquished and emasculated. 449 00:24:14,708 --> 00:24:16,835 [crowd cheering] 450 00:24:16,918 --> 00:24:19,838 All our enemies have been killed or they ran away. 451 00:24:19,921 --> 00:24:21,548 [crowd cheering] 452 00:24:22,132 --> 00:24:24,634 And best of all, I'm in love. 453 00:24:24,718 --> 00:24:27,429 [cheering and whooping] 454 00:24:27,512 --> 00:24:30,473 I'd like to thank a lot of people who have been instrumental 455 00:24:30,557 --> 00:24:32,225 in making this victory possible. 456 00:24:32,309 --> 00:24:35,478 First of all, the grossly underappreciated Mop Girl. 457 00:24:35,562 --> 00:24:37,856 Maybe it's your hair, who knows? 458 00:24:37,939 --> 00:24:42,402 And next, my best buds, Elfo and, wherever you are, Luci. 459 00:24:42,485 --> 00:24:45,697 Elfo, you said destiny is baloney. 460 00:24:45,780 --> 00:24:48,408 You said we have to make our own destiny. 461 00:24:48,491 --> 00:24:50,744 And I rejected thinking that for a long time, 462 00:24:50,827 --> 00:24:55,957 but now that it doesn't matter anymore, I can finally embrace it. Thank you. 463 00:24:56,041 --> 00:24:58,543 Aw! You learned me stuff too. 464 00:24:58,627 --> 00:25:01,838 And, Luci, my darling demon, Luci, 465 00:25:01,922 --> 00:25:04,382 you ruined my life, 466 00:25:04,466 --> 00:25:07,677 and somehow I'm a better person for it. 467 00:25:07,761 --> 00:25:11,890 You were and will always be my favorite drinking buddy. 468 00:25:12,641 --> 00:25:18,021 And to my reptile, my gecko, newt, salamander, whatever you are, 469 00:25:18,104 --> 00:25:22,734 pirate-stepmom Oona, you were always there for me. I love you. 470 00:25:22,817 --> 00:25:25,528 Aw! And I'm so glad we got high together 471 00:25:25,612 --> 00:25:28,031 and ran around the fountain 93 times. 472 00:25:28,114 --> 00:25:30,450 Then I brush your hair for five hours straight, 473 00:25:30,533 --> 00:25:32,661 and all your head lice jump to Derek. 474 00:25:32,744 --> 00:25:35,705 And I am so sorry I took the last of the stash. 475 00:25:35,789 --> 00:25:37,165 I will make it up to you. 476 00:25:38,041 --> 00:25:40,835 Do not worry, I did not forget about you, little bro. 477 00:25:40,919 --> 00:25:43,296 Derek, I salute you. 478 00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:44,673 Look at you! 479 00:25:44,756 --> 00:25:49,427 Look at that handsome little beard stubble and your hot pixie girlfriend. You did it. 480 00:25:49,511 --> 00:25:52,138 Oh, yeah. It's a pretty torrid romance. 481 00:25:52,222 --> 00:25:55,350 I just wish she wouldn't keep stealing from my coin collection. 482 00:25:55,433 --> 00:25:58,812 You get your money back when you stop talkin' about the big skillet. 483 00:25:58,895 --> 00:25:59,729 Never. 484 00:26:00,313 --> 00:26:03,275 Next, the loudest man in Dreamland. 485 00:26:03,358 --> 00:26:05,443 You know him, you love him, 486 00:26:05,527 --> 00:26:10,448 and I think he stopped honking finally, my dad, King Zøg. 487 00:26:10,532 --> 00:26:13,243 [cheering and applause] 488 00:26:13,326 --> 00:26:14,411 All right, all right. 489 00:26:14,494 --> 00:26:17,872 Please hold your applause to the end or we're gonna be here all day. 490 00:26:17,956 --> 00:26:20,792 Good news, everyone. I'm in love too! 491 00:26:20,875 --> 00:26:23,044 [crowd cheering] 492 00:26:23,128 --> 00:26:26,715 -Dad, we have a schedule to stick to. -Who cares about your schedule? 493 00:26:26,798 --> 00:26:31,845 I'd like to introduce my bear companion, Ursula the Bear, 494 00:26:31,928 --> 00:26:34,222 and our son, Bear Boy. 495 00:26:34,306 --> 00:26:37,058 That ain't a costume. That's what he really looks like. 496 00:26:37,142 --> 00:26:39,102 All right, we're outta here. 497 00:26:39,185 --> 00:26:40,895 [cheering and applause] 498 00:26:41,896 --> 00:26:43,106 [orchestral music plays] 499 00:26:51,698 --> 00:26:55,076 -Dad, where're you goin'? -Where am I goin'? I'm goin' to the woods. 500 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,912 -You do what you want. -We're going to have lots of sex. 501 00:26:57,996 --> 00:26:59,831 -[cheering] -Ew, Mom! 502 00:27:01,082 --> 00:27:03,752 Excuse me, but may I make a final comment 503 00:27:03,835 --> 00:27:06,671 without getting shot in the face by a mysterious arrow? 504 00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:10,592 While I find your merry little storybook shenanigans mildly diverting, 505 00:27:10,675 --> 00:27:14,387 I feel obligated to express my disapproval of the many plot holes, 506 00:27:14,471 --> 00:27:18,058 disturbing characters, and jokes I plain don't get. 507 00:27:18,141 --> 00:27:20,602 Not only that, you resolve way too many scenes 508 00:27:20,685 --> 00:27:23,688 with ridiculous, gratuitously violent out-of-the-blue-- 509 00:27:23,772 --> 00:27:24,981 -Ow! -[body thuds] 510 00:27:25,065 --> 00:27:26,858 [crowd cheering] 511 00:27:28,401 --> 00:27:33,990 All right then, uh, next up, representing the Trøgs is Hencho! 512 00:27:34,074 --> 00:27:36,076 -Hencho! -[scattered applause] 513 00:27:36,159 --> 00:27:38,828 Hencho? All right, has anyone seen Hencho? 514 00:27:38,912 --> 00:27:42,540 I want to thank all the Trøgs for your generous donations of goo. 515 00:27:42,624 --> 00:27:46,378 Special kudos go to Hencho, even though he won't sell me his hat. 516 00:27:46,461 --> 00:27:48,338 Just joking, it's hideous. 517 00:27:48,421 --> 00:27:51,257 Hey! I got this hat at a yard sale. 518 00:27:51,341 --> 00:27:53,343 Hencho, nobody's interested in your backstory. 519 00:27:53,426 --> 00:27:57,222 Now, I have but one more task that needs to be fulfilled. 520 00:27:57,305 --> 00:28:02,185 Bring me Queen Bean, alive and unharmed, for she will be my stience co-pilot. 521 00:28:02,268 --> 00:28:04,104 [chuckling] 522 00:28:04,187 --> 00:28:05,021 Stience. 523 00:28:05,105 --> 00:28:08,942 It is best that she not know the full details of the expedition as yet. 524 00:28:09,025 --> 00:28:11,444 Just throw this roomy soiled bag over Bean's head 525 00:28:11,528 --> 00:28:13,863 and bring her directly to the rocket's cockpit, 526 00:28:13,947 --> 00:28:17,700 where I will be awaiting for our trip to you know where. 527 00:28:17,784 --> 00:28:19,202 Moon! 528 00:28:19,285 --> 00:28:21,579 -When's dessert, buttwipe? -Quiet. Benji. 529 00:28:21,663 --> 00:28:23,665 The rest of you, I sense your intensity. 530 00:28:23,748 --> 00:28:26,459 This voyage is going to be a mission of great adventure 531 00:28:26,543 --> 00:28:27,836 and industrial research. 532 00:28:27,919 --> 00:28:30,505 Just get Bean into the bag and away we'll go. 533 00:28:31,297 --> 00:28:33,800 [Alva] No, not me. Bean, you fools, Bean. 534 00:28:33,883 --> 00:28:37,762 Let me out. I can't breathe. I have a fear of poetic justice. 535 00:28:37,846 --> 00:28:40,890 And now, it is with mixed emotions 536 00:28:40,974 --> 00:28:45,270 that I announce I am stepping down as queen of our mighty kingdom. 537 00:28:45,353 --> 00:28:47,188 -[crowd gasps] -[man] No! 538 00:28:47,272 --> 00:28:50,984 Come on, people. I saved Dreamland and now I need a break. 539 00:28:51,067 --> 00:28:52,861 You guys tried to execute me. 540 00:28:52,944 --> 00:28:55,780 I see those rotten vegetables you're holding. Ow! 541 00:28:55,864 --> 00:28:58,116 Hey, leave her alone. No more throwing. 542 00:28:58,199 --> 00:29:01,703 You know, our kingdom has a potato shortage and this is why. 543 00:29:01,786 --> 00:29:05,623 But I'm not here to scold, I'm here to give and give back. 544 00:29:05,707 --> 00:29:08,001 [grunts] Who hurled that? 545 00:29:08,084 --> 00:29:11,504 All right. Since the castle used to belong to the elves, 546 00:29:11,588 --> 00:29:15,633 King Rulo will take over as new king of Dreamland. 547 00:29:15,717 --> 00:29:17,802 Oh, I changed my mind. 548 00:29:17,886 --> 00:29:21,973 I'm moving back to die in Elfwood, and nobody can stop me. 549 00:29:23,391 --> 00:29:24,225 Nobody? 550 00:29:24,809 --> 00:29:27,353 Uh. You sure? Anybody? 551 00:29:28,438 --> 00:29:30,899 -Come, Kissy. -But I'm in love with Pendergast. 552 00:29:30,982 --> 00:29:33,485 Oh, you're in love with everybody. 553 00:29:33,568 --> 00:29:37,071 -Meh. -Farewell Kissandra. I shan't forget you. 554 00:29:37,655 --> 00:29:40,992 Mmm, hello! Are you a Sagittarius? 555 00:29:41,075 --> 00:29:42,327 Neither am I. 556 00:29:42,410 --> 00:29:45,830 King Rulo? Your crown? And, uh, your successor? 557 00:29:46,539 --> 00:29:47,582 [tapping] 558 00:29:49,584 --> 00:29:52,921 There is only one equipped to rule Dreamland 559 00:29:53,004 --> 00:29:54,839 with kindness and grace. 560 00:29:54,923 --> 00:29:58,885 They're only part elf and know what it's like to be different. 561 00:29:58,968 --> 00:30:01,137 To be understanding of all. 562 00:30:01,221 --> 00:30:05,016 To struggle to reach bookshelves and whatnot. 563 00:30:05,099 --> 00:30:07,894 The next ruler of Dreamland shall be… 564 00:30:08,394 --> 00:30:09,312 Mop Girl. 565 00:30:11,356 --> 00:30:12,941 [cheers and applause] 566 00:30:13,024 --> 00:30:15,568 It was an honor almost to be nominated. 567 00:30:16,319 --> 00:30:18,238 [orchestral music plays] 568 00:30:33,586 --> 00:30:36,548 By the power vested in me by the Book of Øgs, 569 00:30:36,631 --> 00:30:39,008 and the Dreamland-Elfwood Transit Authority, 570 00:30:39,092 --> 00:30:41,761 -I hereby declare Mop Girl-- -Miri. 571 00:30:41,845 --> 00:30:44,764 Queen Mop Girl Miri The First of Dreamland. 572 00:30:44,848 --> 00:30:47,433 All hail Queen Mop Girl Miri. 573 00:30:47,517 --> 00:30:49,102 Hip hip hooray! 574 00:30:49,185 --> 00:30:51,479 And my consort, Elfo. 575 00:30:52,313 --> 00:30:54,065 She's way out of your league, Elfo. 576 00:30:54,148 --> 00:30:55,775 Now, moving quickly past this. 577 00:30:55,859 --> 00:30:58,361 Finally, our new prime minister, Merkimer. 578 00:30:59,112 --> 00:31:01,823 [coronation music plays] 579 00:31:01,906 --> 00:31:06,578 I shall be sagacious, judicious and sexolicious. 580 00:31:06,661 --> 00:31:07,954 [cheers and applause] 581 00:31:11,499 --> 00:31:14,294 Looks like Mora and Bean are going to get married. 582 00:31:14,836 --> 00:31:16,754 I give it a year. [chuckles] 583 00:31:19,173 --> 00:31:21,968 I think this just might be me masterpiece, ladies. 584 00:31:27,098 --> 00:31:28,099 Hmm. 585 00:31:29,934 --> 00:31:32,562 Can I be honest with you? I've always hated weddings. 586 00:31:32,645 --> 00:31:34,564 Me too. Especially my own. 587 00:31:38,318 --> 00:31:40,987 [organ playing] 588 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,407 [scoffs] Where are Bean and Mora? 589 00:31:44,490 --> 00:31:46,993 The crowd is getting hungry and sober. 590 00:31:47,076 --> 00:31:51,164 Wait a minute. This is a wedding. Bean always runs away from weddings. 591 00:31:51,247 --> 00:31:52,206 [gasps] 592 00:31:54,584 --> 00:31:55,752 [Alva] What's going on? 593 00:31:55,835 --> 00:31:58,922 Cut open this bag at once. This was not part of the agreement. 594 00:31:59,797 --> 00:32:01,007 [breathes deeply] 595 00:32:01,090 --> 00:32:02,842 Hencho, this is a fiasco. 596 00:32:02,926 --> 00:32:04,510 I hope when I look to my right, 597 00:32:04,594 --> 00:32:07,055 I shall see Bean sitting there beside me. [gasps] 598 00:32:07,138 --> 00:32:09,057 Archdruidess, what are you doing here? 599 00:32:09,140 --> 00:32:10,475 Shut up. 600 00:32:11,267 --> 00:32:12,518 -Ten… -Where's Bean? 601 00:32:12,602 --> 00:32:14,354 -Seven, nine… -Stop the countdown. 602 00:32:14,437 --> 00:32:16,564 It's not even correct. You're skipping numbers. 603 00:32:16,648 --> 00:32:18,149 -Abort the launch! -Three, one. 604 00:32:18,232 --> 00:32:19,734 -No! -Blast off! 605 00:32:19,817 --> 00:32:21,819 [rocket igniting] 606 00:32:37,293 --> 00:32:40,171 Bean. Don't be gone yet. Don't be gone. 607 00:32:40,254 --> 00:32:44,092 Bean! Bean! I need to say goodbye, Bean! 608 00:32:44,801 --> 00:32:46,386 [emotional music] 609 00:32:50,014 --> 00:32:51,766 [sighs] Goodbye, Bean. 610 00:32:58,272 --> 00:33:01,693 Thank you for sitting like lumps in these hard wooden pews 611 00:33:01,776 --> 00:33:05,196 for the last three-and-a-half hours until your butts are numb. 612 00:33:05,279 --> 00:33:07,323 Now, let the wedding begin. 613 00:33:08,491 --> 00:33:10,702 [triumphant music] 614 00:33:10,785 --> 00:33:12,495 [crowd cheering] 615 00:33:23,172 --> 00:33:25,008 [crowd gasps] Big Jo! 616 00:33:25,091 --> 00:33:26,509 [Touchy whimpering] 617 00:33:26,592 --> 00:33:29,429 I am good now. Settle down, everyone. 618 00:33:29,512 --> 00:33:33,016 By the power of the no longer so Secret Society, 619 00:33:33,099 --> 00:33:36,894 we are gathered in this drafty, unheated church 620 00:33:36,978 --> 00:33:40,857 to join these two wrinkled lovebirds in holy matrimony. 621 00:33:40,940 --> 00:33:42,108 The rings, Porky. 622 00:33:42,984 --> 00:33:45,236 I got your ring engraved, Golf Ball. 623 00:33:46,154 --> 00:33:48,239 "Turbish says hi." 624 00:33:48,322 --> 00:33:49,449 Hi. 625 00:33:50,491 --> 00:33:51,951 Please stop, Turbish. 626 00:33:52,035 --> 00:33:53,578 You're driving Odval nuts. 627 00:33:53,661 --> 00:33:56,497 Do you Sorcerio and you Odval, 628 00:33:56,581 --> 00:33:59,709 take each other to be your lawfully wedded husbands? 629 00:33:59,792 --> 00:34:01,085 -I do. -I do. 630 00:34:01,169 --> 00:34:02,295 Oh, goddamn it. 631 00:34:03,421 --> 00:34:05,214 [cheering and applause] 632 00:34:15,183 --> 00:34:17,643 -Doink! Doink. -Stop. [chuckling] 633 00:34:17,727 --> 00:34:19,604 -Doink. Doink. Doink. -Stop it. 634 00:34:19,687 --> 00:34:20,730 [chuckles] 635 00:34:20,813 --> 00:34:22,857 -Doink! -[screaming] I said stop it! 636 00:34:23,608 --> 00:34:24,525 [chuckles] 637 00:34:25,401 --> 00:34:26,569 [Mop Girl moaning] 638 00:34:29,864 --> 00:34:30,823 [whispers] Love you. 639 00:34:33,117 --> 00:34:34,160 [panting excitedly] 640 00:34:34,994 --> 00:34:36,662 [snoring] 641 00:34:37,497 --> 00:34:40,124 My, this book has so many happy endings. 642 00:34:41,084 --> 00:34:45,505 Oh, Miss Moonpence, ever since I heard your bewitching voice, 643 00:34:45,588 --> 00:34:47,673 I have been entirely under your spell. 644 00:34:47,757 --> 00:34:51,594 -Will you have me as I am? -But, Merkimer, I've never even seen you. 645 00:34:51,677 --> 00:34:53,805 You're always crawling around on the floor. 646 00:34:53,888 --> 00:34:55,973 [Merkimer] Well, I can take care of that. 647 00:34:57,058 --> 00:35:00,436 Here I am in all my porkenly glory. 648 00:35:02,313 --> 00:35:03,147 Sad. 649 00:35:06,192 --> 00:35:08,111 [footsteps approaching] 650 00:35:12,073 --> 00:35:13,282 Miss Moonpence. 651 00:35:13,366 --> 00:35:14,575 Oh, Mr. Merkimer. 652 00:35:15,743 --> 00:35:16,577 Glad. 653 00:35:18,204 --> 00:35:21,958 The loneliness. The monotony. The loneliness. 654 00:35:23,459 --> 00:35:24,627 Laughing horse. 655 00:35:24,710 --> 00:35:27,755 [all laughing] 656 00:35:27,839 --> 00:35:29,757 You're all gonna leave soon, right? 657 00:35:29,841 --> 00:35:32,009 [laughing] 658 00:35:32,093 --> 00:35:33,219 [groans] 659 00:35:35,930 --> 00:35:37,932 Clown ship. Dead ahead. 660 00:35:38,015 --> 00:35:41,310 At last we meet again, Captain Hornhonky. 661 00:35:43,771 --> 00:35:47,191 Oona, I've always loved you. Will you marry me? 662 00:35:48,734 --> 00:35:49,944 Oh, no. 663 00:35:50,027 --> 00:35:51,362 Hey, that's my line. 664 00:35:53,322 --> 00:35:54,365 Oh, no. 665 00:36:04,667 --> 00:36:06,919 Royal Chazz. 666 00:36:26,147 --> 00:36:30,401 Urgh. Help. I'm impaled. Help, anyone. 667 00:36:30,484 --> 00:36:32,862 Cloyd. Becky! 668 00:36:32,945 --> 00:36:34,113 Vip or Vap! 669 00:36:34,197 --> 00:36:36,073 Gomer! Bunty? 670 00:36:36,574 --> 00:36:38,951 Freckles! No wait, anybody but Freckles. 671 00:36:39,035 --> 00:36:39,952 You rang? 672 00:36:40,036 --> 00:36:41,662 Oh, it's you. [groans] 673 00:36:41,746 --> 00:36:44,165 Well, don't just stand there. Get me out of here. 674 00:36:44,248 --> 00:36:47,627 -Would you care to join me in Hell? -No. I need my personal space. 675 00:36:47,710 --> 00:36:51,422 I don't want to be bothered by any humans, demons, angels or animals. 676 00:36:51,505 --> 00:36:52,757 For how long, dear? 677 00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:54,508 -Forever! -Are you sure? 678 00:36:54,592 --> 00:36:58,054 Oh, just shut up and get me out of here. You're starting to irritate me. 679 00:36:58,137 --> 00:36:59,138 As you wish. 680 00:36:59,222 --> 00:37:00,640 -[clicks fingers] -Snap. 681 00:37:03,726 --> 00:37:05,770 Ah! This is much better. 682 00:37:06,437 --> 00:37:09,357 Wait a minute. What is this? Where the hell am I? 683 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:12,026 -You're here with me, Ma. -Freckles! 684 00:37:12,109 --> 00:37:15,112 Hanging from the side of a cliff for all eternity. 685 00:37:15,196 --> 00:37:16,530 Living the dream. 686 00:37:16,614 --> 00:37:20,284 -Together, we could rule this whole cage. -[groans] 687 00:37:20,368 --> 00:37:24,956 Don't worry, Ma, it's not so bad. I even wrote us a catchy theme song. 688 00:37:25,039 --> 00:37:27,792 [singing gibberish] 689 00:37:28,918 --> 00:37:30,253 [groans loudly] 690 00:37:30,336 --> 00:37:32,171 [gibberish singing continues] 691 00:37:34,924 --> 00:37:36,133 Hey! 692 00:37:36,759 --> 00:37:40,805 A rare, enchanted swamp nymph. Perfect for my Freak Show. 693 00:37:42,306 --> 00:37:43,683 -[roars] -[yelps] 694 00:37:47,687 --> 00:37:49,480 Hey there, Swamp Lady. 695 00:37:49,563 --> 00:37:52,358 Want to go get some frozen yogurt sometime? 696 00:37:57,780 --> 00:38:00,783 That bowtie makes you look so handsome, Junior. 697 00:38:00,866 --> 00:38:02,326 Me think so too. 698 00:38:02,410 --> 00:38:06,038 And do you, Pops Returno Elfowitz, 699 00:38:06,122 --> 00:38:09,250 take Grogda as your lawfully wedded wife? 700 00:38:09,333 --> 00:38:10,751 'Course I do. 701 00:38:10,835 --> 00:38:12,086 Wha? 702 00:38:12,169 --> 00:38:14,797 Dagnabbit, Shocko! You ruined the moment. 703 00:38:26,684 --> 00:38:28,728 This is all wrong, Archdruidess. 704 00:38:28,811 --> 00:38:31,564 We need Bean's magic to survive the voyage. 705 00:38:31,647 --> 00:38:34,608 What about my needs, Moon Man? 706 00:38:34,692 --> 00:38:35,568 [rocket rumbling] 707 00:38:35,651 --> 00:38:37,653 Please, I beg you. I'm very ticklish. 708 00:38:37,737 --> 00:38:39,280 Oh, no. 709 00:38:39,363 --> 00:38:40,990 [crashing] 710 00:38:43,617 --> 00:38:45,703 -Moon! -Moon! 711 00:38:45,786 --> 00:38:47,330 -Moon! -Moon! 712 00:38:47,413 --> 00:38:49,623 -Moon. -Moon! 713 00:38:50,666 --> 00:38:51,876 Sorry, Archdruidess. 714 00:38:51,959 --> 00:38:53,919 This space helmet serves two functions. 715 00:38:54,003 --> 00:38:55,463 One, it keeps me alive. 716 00:38:55,546 --> 00:38:57,631 And two, it prevents you from kissing me. 717 00:38:58,674 --> 00:38:59,508 Please don't. 718 00:38:59,592 --> 00:39:00,843 [glass smashing] 719 00:39:08,642 --> 00:39:10,353 Welcome home, sir. 720 00:39:10,436 --> 00:39:12,563 Adding more names to the Book of the Dead? 721 00:39:12,646 --> 00:39:13,689 [Satan] Not exactly. 722 00:39:21,614 --> 00:39:22,490 Bean. 723 00:39:26,702 --> 00:39:27,745 Mora. 724 00:39:37,671 --> 00:39:38,672 Luci. 725 00:39:43,469 --> 00:39:44,387 Hmm. 726 00:39:45,805 --> 00:39:47,431 [God chuckling] Boop! 727 00:39:48,724 --> 00:39:51,769 Wait a minute. What's the deal, God? You gave me angel wings? 728 00:39:51,852 --> 00:39:52,770 And a halo. 729 00:39:52,853 --> 00:39:54,188 Oy vey! 730 00:39:54,271 --> 00:39:57,441 This calls for a celebration. I want a wish too. 731 00:39:57,525 --> 00:40:00,945 But you're God. You've got everything. What could you wish for? 732 00:40:01,028 --> 00:40:04,949 I miss kitty cats. Why should Hell get all the cuddles? 733 00:40:05,032 --> 00:40:06,492 But I'm deathly allergic. 734 00:40:06,575 --> 00:40:08,744 [chuckling] 735 00:40:10,704 --> 00:40:12,665 [meowing] 736 00:40:20,923 --> 00:40:24,385 I was hoping to get, like, a bean burrito with guacamole. 737 00:40:24,468 --> 00:40:25,761 [chuckling] 738 00:40:35,396 --> 00:40:36,814 [zapping] 739 00:40:52,163 --> 00:40:54,373 [closing theme music plays] 740 00:41:59,355 --> 00:42:01,190 Turbish! Mertz! 741 00:42:01,273 --> 00:42:04,276 Queen Mop Girl says close the drawbridge. 742 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,530 Okay. But we're very, very tired. 743 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,912 [gentle music plays]