1 00:00:06,011 --> 00:00:09,097 [opening theme music playing] 2 00:00:21,776 --> 00:00:23,445 [somber instrumental music playing] 3 00:00:37,292 --> 00:00:39,711 -[Dagmar] Oh, poor Mora. -[Bean gasps] 4 00:00:40,211 --> 00:00:43,715 And look at you, Bean. You've used up all your powers. 5 00:00:43,798 --> 00:00:45,008 She'll be depleted for days. 6 00:00:45,091 --> 00:00:47,218 Gomer, Frank, Rat boy, take her away. 7 00:00:47,302 --> 00:00:49,429 -[guard grunting] -Let the crabs have their fun. 8 00:00:49,512 --> 00:00:50,930 [Bean] Hey! [muffled speaking] 9 00:00:51,014 --> 00:00:53,558 [Dagmar] The rest of you, stack the cute corpses in a pile 10 00:00:53,641 --> 00:00:54,726 for the luau tonight. 11 00:00:54,809 --> 00:00:56,895 [Bean continues muffled speaking] 12 00:01:02,317 --> 00:01:04,069 Shh! [screams] 13 00:01:04,152 --> 00:01:05,236 Shh! 14 00:01:11,868 --> 00:01:12,994 Sorry we late. 15 00:01:13,078 --> 00:01:15,038 Eh, no problem. Everyone's dead. 16 00:01:15,121 --> 00:01:16,039 Ooh, glad we late. 17 00:01:16,122 --> 00:01:19,834 Mom, Junior, even Pops, great to see you. No time for family reunions. 18 00:01:19,918 --> 00:01:22,796 You guys guard the Cavern while we go rescue Bean. 19 00:01:22,879 --> 00:01:25,632 You raised a fine boy, Pops. 20 00:01:25,715 --> 00:01:28,760 And you raised a handsome monstrosity there, Grogda. 21 00:01:29,969 --> 00:01:30,970 [Bean groans] 22 00:01:37,519 --> 00:01:38,394 [groans] 23 00:01:39,521 --> 00:01:40,730 [sighs in frustration] 24 00:01:43,066 --> 00:01:44,108 [groans wearily] 25 00:01:46,778 --> 00:01:47,612 [Elfo] Uh-oh. 26 00:01:53,910 --> 00:01:56,788 Hey, Bean. Sorry about what happened to Mora. 27 00:01:56,871 --> 00:02:00,083 I wish I could give you a big hug, but I'm all smooshed in here. 28 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:05,505 Oh, Bean. 29 00:02:05,588 --> 00:02:08,675 Bean. Bean. [in sing-song voice] Beanie. 30 00:02:08,758 --> 00:02:12,971 Oh, Beanie! Beanie-Feenie, Queen of Weenies. 31 00:02:13,054 --> 00:02:15,056 Nah. I can't do it. I'm sorry, guys. 32 00:02:15,140 --> 00:02:17,433 I don't have the heart to be annoying. This is tragic. 33 00:02:17,517 --> 00:02:20,186 Elfo, jump in there and block her tear ducts 34 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:22,063 with your tiny elf hands. 35 00:02:23,064 --> 00:02:25,441 Hey, Bean. Are you okay? 36 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:30,238 I… I just… I can't imagine how sad you must feel right now. 37 00:02:30,321 --> 00:02:32,657 I mean, I still can't get over the death of Alivo. 38 00:02:32,740 --> 00:02:33,908 Who's Alivo? 39 00:02:33,992 --> 00:02:37,036 The only thing worth knowing is he died owing me 80 bucks. 40 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:39,789 But who cares, right? [chuckles] [sighs] 41 00:02:39,873 --> 00:02:42,750 I'm so sorry for your loss, Elfo. That must be so hard. 42 00:02:42,834 --> 00:02:46,713 Besides, I'm here to cheer you up. Well, not that. 43 00:02:46,796 --> 00:02:50,049 I'm gonna soothe you in your unimaginable grief. 44 00:02:50,133 --> 00:02:52,093 If you just move your arm, 45 00:02:52,177 --> 00:02:54,721 I could reach over and stroke your forehead. 46 00:02:54,804 --> 00:02:56,639 No? Oh. Okay. 47 00:02:56,723 --> 00:02:59,934 I mean, accidentally stabbing your girlfriend right in the heart? 48 00:03:00,018 --> 00:03:02,854 What are the odds, right? One in zero? 49 00:03:02,937 --> 00:03:07,066 I don't know. Elves are terrible at math. But you get that I don't have a point. 50 00:03:07,150 --> 00:03:09,903 You want I should bash in his face with this muffin pan? 51 00:03:09,986 --> 00:03:12,947 Bean, this is usually the time you tell the boys to shut up. 52 00:03:14,449 --> 00:03:15,408 Bean? 53 00:03:15,491 --> 00:03:17,493 [somber instrumental music playing] 54 00:03:20,455 --> 00:03:21,414 [door creaking] 55 00:03:21,497 --> 00:03:23,750 Hey, Bean. Bean. Behind you. 56 00:03:23,833 --> 00:03:25,752 [whistles] You still grievin'? 57 00:03:25,835 --> 00:03:29,464 Listen, you gotta get your act together. We gotta murder Dagmar. 58 00:03:29,547 --> 00:03:30,882 Retake the throne. 59 00:03:30,965 --> 00:03:32,258 Revenge the elves. 60 00:03:32,342 --> 00:03:34,260 And kick Satan's sorry ass. 61 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:36,429 -What about Scruffles? -That goes without saying. 62 00:03:36,512 --> 00:03:39,015 Guys, count me out. Nothing matters no more. 63 00:03:39,098 --> 00:03:40,850 Nothing matters anymore. 64 00:03:41,517 --> 00:03:42,894 Oh, it's okay. You're grieving. 65 00:03:43,561 --> 00:03:44,604 But still. 66 00:03:44,687 --> 00:03:47,065 [sinister instrumental music playing] 67 00:03:47,148 --> 00:03:50,193 Ah, the victorious post-massacre high. 68 00:03:50,276 --> 00:03:52,737 There's nothing quite like it. Quiet, everyone. 69 00:03:52,820 --> 00:03:54,948 -[Scruffles purring] -What is that infernal racket? 70 00:03:55,031 --> 00:03:58,910 -Scruffles, are you purring? -Like, uh, it's less of a purr, you know? 71 00:03:58,993 --> 00:04:02,997 More like my stomach grumbling from last night's platter of sloppy joes 72 00:04:03,081 --> 00:04:06,918 with, like, you know, those little orange grease puddles leaking out. Yum. 73 00:04:07,001 --> 00:04:08,628 -Sheesh! -[Satan chuckles] 74 00:04:08,711 --> 00:04:09,712 Oh, shut up! 75 00:04:09,796 --> 00:04:12,507 Come along. For once, you're going to be useful. 76 00:04:12,590 --> 00:04:16,803 Hey, uh, Suits for Less, can I, like, have your throne when you don't come back? 77 00:04:16,886 --> 00:04:18,972 [dramatic instrumental music playing] 78 00:04:19,055 --> 00:04:22,558 [groaning] Where's my precious baby? 79 00:04:22,642 --> 00:04:25,770 My pretty. The light of my life. 80 00:04:25,853 --> 00:04:26,938 I'm right here, Papa. 81 00:04:27,021 --> 00:04:30,066 -Not you, Kissy. My crown. -[Kissy groans] 82 00:04:32,735 --> 00:04:36,572 Friends, come closer. Shocko, you stand back. 83 00:04:36,656 --> 00:04:40,451 For now it must be told, I fear I'm dying. 84 00:04:40,535 --> 00:04:46,082 Any unexpected surprise could cause my ticker to explode. 85 00:04:46,165 --> 00:04:48,167 -Ooh! -Oh! 86 00:04:48,251 --> 00:04:49,544 Damn you, Shocko! 87 00:04:49,627 --> 00:04:50,878 [scepter thudding] 88 00:04:50,962 --> 00:04:53,631 -[Shocko] Ooh. -[groaning] 89 00:04:53,715 --> 00:04:56,259 Shocko, one step closer, please. 90 00:04:56,342 --> 00:04:58,469 -Don't do it, Shocko. -[thudding] Ooh! 91 00:04:58,553 --> 00:05:00,722 Ow! What did I do? 92 00:05:00,805 --> 00:05:02,098 [groaning] 93 00:05:04,475 --> 00:05:09,981 It is my last wish that I die in a Dreamland under elf rule. 94 00:05:10,064 --> 00:05:14,986 And my second to last wish is to keep Weirdo away from my corpse. 95 00:05:15,069 --> 00:05:18,239 You hear that, Weirdo? I know what you're thinking. 96 00:05:18,323 --> 00:05:19,615 [breathy laughter] 97 00:05:21,617 --> 00:05:26,539 Oh, Derek, my precious, pirate baby. You were so brave in battle. 98 00:05:26,622 --> 00:05:28,207 But what happened to your face? 99 00:05:28,291 --> 00:05:30,043 Oh, boy! Do I have scars? 100 00:05:30,126 --> 00:05:31,711 Eh, just emotional ones. 101 00:05:31,794 --> 00:05:34,672 Things were going great until a cannonball came outta nowhere 102 00:05:34,756 --> 00:05:35,965 and hit him in the head. 103 00:05:36,049 --> 00:05:38,009 When I woke up, Mora was dead. 104 00:05:38,092 --> 00:05:41,471 And Bean was sadder than I was when Slimy ate that sea captain 105 00:05:41,554 --> 00:05:42,889 and died of rum poisoning. 106 00:05:42,972 --> 00:05:46,309 Oh! [sighs] As you two are my witness, 107 00:05:46,392 --> 00:05:50,688 I vow to avenge Mora if it's last thing I do. 108 00:05:51,230 --> 00:05:52,440 Avenge! 109 00:05:52,523 --> 00:05:55,359 -Avenge! -Avenge! 110 00:05:55,443 --> 00:05:57,779 [Elf coughing] 111 00:05:59,322 --> 00:06:01,407 [grunting rhythmically] 112 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:03,367 [rhythmic instrumental music playing] 113 00:06:09,916 --> 00:06:11,626 [rhythmical grunting continues] 114 00:06:25,098 --> 00:06:26,766 [liquid sloshing] 115 00:06:28,184 --> 00:06:30,144 By my precise calculations, 116 00:06:30,228 --> 00:06:34,941 this is just enough goo to get me to my secret destination. 117 00:06:35,024 --> 00:06:36,109 Please, tell us. 118 00:06:36,192 --> 00:06:38,111 No. I'm afraid you'll overreact. 119 00:06:38,194 --> 00:06:39,070 We won't. 120 00:06:39,862 --> 00:06:40,780 [whispering] The Moon. 121 00:06:40,863 --> 00:06:42,698 [in unison] Moon! 122 00:06:43,491 --> 00:06:45,535 Well, darn it. Now you've put me in a bad-- 123 00:06:45,618 --> 00:06:47,870 [in unison] Mood! 124 00:06:47,954 --> 00:06:49,956 [melancholy instrumental music playing] 125 00:06:51,874 --> 00:06:55,253 Mora, I don't… [sighs] I don't know if you can hear me. 126 00:06:55,336 --> 00:06:59,549 I wish I could have you back, but what good are wishes even? 127 00:06:59,632 --> 00:07:01,843 I mean, that's like hoping for magic to happen. 128 00:07:01,926 --> 00:07:04,053 And magic brings nothing. 129 00:07:04,137 --> 00:07:07,765 Nothing, but death and sadness, and card tricks, 130 00:07:07,849 --> 00:07:11,310 and indigestion, and this headache that won't go away. 131 00:07:11,394 --> 00:07:13,354 There's a lot of physical ailments happening. 132 00:07:13,437 --> 00:07:14,897 Everyone always wants magic. 133 00:07:14,981 --> 00:07:18,192 You know what? But I'll be damned if anyone gets their hands on it. 134 00:07:18,276 --> 00:07:21,279 I'm going to destroy magic forever. 135 00:07:22,029 --> 00:07:24,031 [dramatic instrumental music playing] 136 00:07:28,995 --> 00:07:30,163 Ugh! Goblins. 137 00:07:30,246 --> 00:07:33,749 You will step aside and let me pass into the Cavern. 138 00:07:33,833 --> 00:07:35,084 Ma, we goblins? 139 00:07:35,168 --> 00:07:37,753 Well, technically, yes. We're secular goblins. 140 00:07:37,837 --> 00:07:40,173 And you ain't goin' nowhere, honey. 141 00:07:40,256 --> 00:07:42,800 Oh, really? Satan, do your stuff. 142 00:07:43,426 --> 00:07:45,636 Look deep into my swirlies. 143 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,555 [in unison] Huh? 144 00:07:47,638 --> 00:07:49,974 Flush away any thought in your head. 145 00:07:50,057 --> 00:07:50,933 [Junior] Done. 146 00:07:53,352 --> 00:07:56,522 Goblins, and Pops, convey yourselves to the dungeons, 147 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:58,524 lock yourselves up, and eat the key. 148 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:00,234 [in unison] Yes, Dagmar. 149 00:08:00,318 --> 00:08:02,195 [dramatic instrumental music playing] 150 00:08:02,278 --> 00:08:03,154 [Pops] Oh, boy! 151 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:11,412 Come, Gomer. Let Satan go listen to his rare doo-wop records. 152 00:08:13,664 --> 00:08:14,790 The magic has been unlocked, 153 00:08:14,874 --> 00:08:17,001 and soon will be seeping throughout the kingdom. 154 00:08:17,084 --> 00:08:20,046 And the best part of all is I will control everything. 155 00:08:20,129 --> 00:08:22,673 Not bad for the cutest little sociopath in Maru. 156 00:08:22,757 --> 00:08:23,591 [grunts] 157 00:08:23,674 --> 00:08:27,470 -[water crackling] -[mystical instrumental music playing] 158 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:41,567 [Touchy gibbering] 159 00:08:48,533 --> 00:08:50,451 [disembodied voice] Ten years. 160 00:08:53,621 --> 00:08:55,164 [water dripping] 161 00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:58,960 Lousy enchanted septic tank. 162 00:09:02,088 --> 00:09:06,300 Oh, head of Pendergast, your water level is getting low. 163 00:09:07,134 --> 00:09:08,970 Let me top you off. 164 00:09:12,932 --> 00:09:14,850 [gurgling] Huh. What? 165 00:09:14,934 --> 00:09:17,311 I'm alive? Sorcerio, what's going on here? 166 00:09:17,395 --> 00:09:21,315 Oh, Mother was right. I really don't have the magic in me. 167 00:09:21,399 --> 00:09:24,986 -And you never will. -[Sorcerio groans] 168 00:09:30,449 --> 00:09:32,159 -[laughing] -Oh! 169 00:09:32,243 --> 00:09:34,036 [both laugh] 170 00:09:44,547 --> 00:09:47,258 [birds screeching] 171 00:09:47,341 --> 00:09:49,218 [mystical instrumental music playing] 172 00:09:57,351 --> 00:10:01,355 We gotta tell Bean that magic is leaking out all over everything. 173 00:10:01,439 --> 00:10:03,774 -She won't know what to do! -[Luci] Skiddly-boop. 174 00:10:06,611 --> 00:10:08,779 [Bean] Hey! Get off of her, you crabs! 175 00:10:08,863 --> 00:10:09,989 I said scram! 176 00:10:13,242 --> 00:10:14,327 What are you looking at? 177 00:10:19,540 --> 00:10:22,376 So what if I like to stack seashells in little mounds 178 00:10:22,460 --> 00:10:26,005 and drape my hair with seaweed and moan inconsolably? 179 00:10:26,088 --> 00:10:27,757 You didn't hear me moaning, did you? 180 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,801 [sighs] Look, Bean, we know you're still torn up about Mora. 181 00:10:30,885 --> 00:10:34,889 And who wouldn't be after the best slinky, sultry, steamy-- 182 00:10:34,972 --> 00:10:37,475 Ooh. I like where you're going with this. 183 00:10:37,558 --> 00:10:41,562 All right, I'm done. You sicko. You're giving me the creeps. 184 00:10:41,646 --> 00:10:42,730 [scoffs] Okay. 185 00:10:42,813 --> 00:10:45,483 Look, Bean, ignore him. Things are getting worse around here. 186 00:10:45,566 --> 00:10:46,984 So you gotta snap out of it. 187 00:10:47,068 --> 00:10:50,905 Bean, magic's seeping up and down and out and all over the place. 188 00:10:50,988 --> 00:10:53,741 And given the current, general leakiness of this kingdom, 189 00:10:53,824 --> 00:10:56,243 it won't be long before everyone knows about it. 190 00:10:56,327 --> 00:10:59,622 What does it matter when I don't have her? When I don't have love? 191 00:10:59,705 --> 00:11:02,625 All I have is this necklace, and it's crawling with sand fleas. 192 00:11:02,708 --> 00:11:04,502 If magic falls into the wrong hands, 193 00:11:04,585 --> 00:11:06,754 who knows what unspeakable horrors could happen? 194 00:11:06,837 --> 00:11:07,672 Let's speak of them. 195 00:11:07,755 --> 00:11:10,841 If I got my greedy mitts on it, I'd turn all rivers to blood, 196 00:11:10,925 --> 00:11:13,969 all rich people to pigs, and I'd outlaw sitting down. 197 00:11:14,053 --> 00:11:15,680 And I'm just a minor evil guy. 198 00:11:15,763 --> 00:11:19,975 Imagine if a truly reprehensible person like Dagmar or Mertz got a hold of it. 199 00:11:20,059 --> 00:11:22,686 It wouldn't just be end-times, we'd want it to be over. 200 00:11:22,770 --> 00:11:23,729 Fine with me. 201 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:24,688 Yeesh! 202 00:11:24,772 --> 00:11:28,567 I never thought this kingdom would fall over mopey-ness, but here we are. 203 00:11:28,651 --> 00:11:30,444 We better check on the magic ourselves. 204 00:11:30,528 --> 00:11:32,446 [dramatic instrumental music playing] 205 00:11:32,530 --> 00:11:36,033 Hang tight, my bereaved, big buddy. We'll be right back. Whoop! 206 00:11:37,243 --> 00:11:39,161 [Mop Girl] Wait. Where are the ogres? 207 00:11:39,245 --> 00:11:41,580 We paid them a lot of sweet potatoes to guard this. 208 00:11:41,664 --> 00:11:44,792 Yeah. It's not like my mom to be unreliable. 209 00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:46,877 Based on the four days I've spent with her. 210 00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:54,677 [water sloshing] 211 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:58,431 [gasps] Unhand that enchanted water, you beautiful monster. 212 00:11:58,514 --> 00:12:01,308 Or face the wrath of the three feisty friends. 213 00:12:01,392 --> 00:12:02,810 Go ahead, Elfo. 214 00:12:02,893 --> 00:12:05,187 It'll be like being attacked by a diaper baby. 215 00:12:05,271 --> 00:12:06,397 How dare you? 216 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:10,192 Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to belittle you when you already be little. 217 00:12:10,276 --> 00:12:11,819 -[laughing maniacally] -Ugh! 218 00:12:11,902 --> 00:12:14,029 Wordplay. She has to be stopped. 219 00:12:14,947 --> 00:12:17,700 -[yelling] -[exhilarating instrumental music playing] 220 00:12:17,783 --> 00:12:18,784 [all grunting] 221 00:12:20,828 --> 00:12:21,871 [grunts] 222 00:12:22,496 --> 00:12:23,706 [Elfo and Mop Girl yelp] 223 00:12:23,789 --> 00:12:25,291 -[Elfo grunts] -[Dagmar screams] 224 00:12:25,374 --> 00:12:26,625 [Elfo grunts] 225 00:12:28,711 --> 00:12:29,920 -[Dagmar straining] -[grunts] 226 00:12:30,463 --> 00:12:31,464 [Dagmar] Ow. 227 00:12:32,798 --> 00:12:33,799 [Elfo straining] 228 00:12:38,971 --> 00:12:40,556 -Sorry! -[Luci] Yipes! 229 00:12:42,308 --> 00:12:43,309 [Mop Girl] Whoa! 230 00:12:44,435 --> 00:12:47,229 Hey, Dagmar. Over here. 231 00:12:48,189 --> 00:12:49,064 Missed me. 232 00:12:49,148 --> 00:12:51,150 -[Dagmar] Why, you little… -Ow! 233 00:12:51,233 --> 00:12:52,359 [Mop Girl yelling] 234 00:12:59,283 --> 00:13:00,826 [Dagmar] Ow! 235 00:13:02,119 --> 00:13:03,329 [grunts] 236 00:13:10,336 --> 00:13:11,170 [Dagmar groans] 237 00:13:15,966 --> 00:13:18,177 [dramatic instrumental music playing] 238 00:13:20,804 --> 00:13:23,265 [electricity crackling] 239 00:13:24,016 --> 00:13:25,768 You're gonna need a bigger mop. 240 00:13:31,899 --> 00:13:35,152 That's it. I'm going to tell Dagmar exactly what's on my mind. 241 00:13:35,236 --> 00:13:39,240 She is not the boss of me. I am Satan J. Satan, Jr. 242 00:13:39,323 --> 00:13:42,493 I've battled God, God's brother, the Lutherans, 243 00:13:42,576 --> 00:13:45,412 and thousands of years of unauthorized use of my image 244 00:13:45,496 --> 00:13:48,249 on cheap Halloween masks, bikers' butt tattoos, 245 00:13:48,332 --> 00:13:50,876 and cans of overly salted, deviled ham. 246 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,546 I've got to just rip the Band-Aid off. 247 00:13:53,629 --> 00:13:55,256 I invented that too, by the way. 248 00:13:55,339 --> 00:13:58,926 Are you sure, like, uh, this is a good time? [chuckles] 249 00:13:59,009 --> 00:14:00,970 I'm just going to be reasonable. 250 00:14:01,053 --> 00:14:02,763 [electricity crackling] 251 00:14:04,557 --> 00:14:07,685 Mop Girl, how much wizard training did you say you had? 252 00:14:07,768 --> 00:14:10,521 Two weeks. But it was more of a bartending school. 253 00:14:15,276 --> 00:14:16,610 Luci, burp mode. 254 00:14:17,194 --> 00:14:19,071 [burping] 255 00:14:21,282 --> 00:14:22,199 [burping intensifies] 256 00:14:29,623 --> 00:14:30,583 [grunts] 257 00:14:34,753 --> 00:14:36,338 [Luci yelping] 258 00:14:36,422 --> 00:14:39,592 I'm overheating! Fire in the hole! [screams] 259 00:14:44,138 --> 00:14:46,056 -[guards yelling] -[Luci sputtering] 260 00:14:46,807 --> 00:14:49,226 No! Luci! [groaning] 261 00:14:52,354 --> 00:14:53,856 Mop Girl! No! 262 00:14:53,939 --> 00:14:56,483 How dare you do that to my girlfriend? 263 00:14:56,567 --> 00:15:00,696 That's right. I said it. Mop Girl is my girlfriend. 264 00:15:01,363 --> 00:15:03,782 You are my girlfriend, right? Mop Girl? 265 00:15:04,992 --> 00:15:05,951 [growls] 266 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:06,994 [groans] 267 00:15:07,995 --> 00:15:12,082 [straining] Not one ounce of pleasure from the boot. 268 00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:15,794 I won't even need magic to dispense with you. Pathetic. 269 00:15:15,878 --> 00:15:21,008 Hey! You! Yeah, I'm talking to you, lady. Only I can call my friend pathetic. 270 00:15:21,091 --> 00:15:22,051 And you know what? 271 00:15:22,134 --> 00:15:25,012 You, madam, take the fun out of being evil. 272 00:15:25,095 --> 00:15:26,805 And for that, you shall pay! 273 00:15:26,889 --> 00:15:29,683 -[screams and yelps] -All right, you flying rat. 274 00:15:29,767 --> 00:15:32,436 Nice try, Luci. But now it's time to die. 275 00:15:32,519 --> 00:15:34,229 [Luci screaming] 276 00:15:34,313 --> 00:15:36,774 Dagmar, what are you doing with dear, little Luci? 277 00:15:36,857 --> 00:15:39,276 Disposing of this nuisance once and for all. 278 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,529 Hey, Satan, you wanna call off your worse half over here? 279 00:15:43,948 --> 00:15:47,785 [yelps] My ankles. Oh, my knees! There go my grapes! 280 00:15:47,868 --> 00:15:50,996 [screams] Right in the tuchus! Those are my dying words? 281 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,706 [screaming, gurgling] 282 00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:58,462 Luci! [yelling] No! 283 00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:03,968 See you in Hell, son. See you in Hell. 284 00:16:04,510 --> 00:16:05,636 [Satan sobbing] 285 00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:07,930 Now listen here, dear. 286 00:16:08,013 --> 00:16:10,182 I have seen every horror and sin 287 00:16:10,265 --> 00:16:13,143 the foul underbelly of creation can conjure. 288 00:16:13,227 --> 00:16:16,605 War, famine, dating apps, gummy bears. 289 00:16:16,689 --> 00:16:20,401 But they all pale next to the blackness that is your soul. 290 00:16:20,484 --> 00:16:24,071 Tell me, Dagmar, what happens when you get everything you want, 291 00:16:24,154 --> 00:16:26,865 but you're left with no one by your side? 292 00:16:26,949 --> 00:16:30,703 Would you enjoy an eternity of being alone? [scoffs] 293 00:16:30,786 --> 00:16:34,707 You think you're the master villain, but you're nothing but a blunt instrument. 294 00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:36,834 Any further contact, talk to my lawyer. 295 00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:39,795 -[elevator dings] -He's also based in Hell. Good day to you. 296 00:16:42,464 --> 00:16:45,092 I never signed the prenup, you hopeless burnout! 297 00:16:45,718 --> 00:16:48,470 Thanks again, Elfo. Couldn't have done this without you. 298 00:16:48,554 --> 00:16:49,596 You know what? 299 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:53,308 Your thank yous never make me wanna say, "You're welcome." So there! 300 00:16:54,351 --> 00:16:56,186 [somber instrumental music playing] 301 00:16:56,270 --> 00:16:58,230 -[Mop Girl groans] -Mop Girl. 302 00:16:58,313 --> 00:16:59,940 Is Luci okay? 303 00:17:00,024 --> 00:17:01,775 Well, his tail is. 304 00:17:01,859 --> 00:17:02,943 Get me outta here. 305 00:17:06,530 --> 00:17:08,782 Love. What a waste of time. 306 00:17:08,866 --> 00:17:11,118 I haven't felt love since the day I was born, 307 00:17:11,201 --> 00:17:12,661 and look how much I get done. 308 00:17:12,745 --> 00:17:14,496 [electricity crackling] 309 00:17:20,878 --> 00:17:22,379 Elfo! What happened? 310 00:17:22,463 --> 00:17:24,715 Dagmar just kicked our asses. 311 00:17:24,798 --> 00:17:27,801 Without you right now, Dreamland is not gonna make it. 312 00:17:28,385 --> 00:17:29,470 [Mop Girl groans] 313 00:17:29,553 --> 00:17:33,474 Bean. You're the only one who can stop your mom. 314 00:17:33,557 --> 00:17:36,560 Besides, possibly, a giant boulder. 315 00:17:36,643 --> 00:17:38,812 Whoa! Mop Girl, you got elf ears? 316 00:17:38,896 --> 00:17:41,398 I missed some important developments. 317 00:17:41,482 --> 00:17:42,816 Hey, where's Luci? 318 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:44,234 Luci's dead, Bean. 319 00:17:44,318 --> 00:17:45,194 What? No way! 320 00:17:45,277 --> 00:17:47,112 And this time, he ain't coming back. 321 00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,698 Your mom flicked him right in the old lava pit. 322 00:17:49,782 --> 00:17:50,991 Good night, sweet demon. 323 00:17:51,075 --> 00:17:53,702 Except for the screaming, you melted with dignity. 324 00:17:54,244 --> 00:17:55,579 [harp music playing] 325 00:17:55,662 --> 00:17:59,875 [groans] Heaven again? This isn't fair! I wanna go home. 326 00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:02,419 [God] Luci, you know the rules. 327 00:18:02,503 --> 00:18:05,047 Your body was totally melted in the lava pit. 328 00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:09,301 So this time, you're here forever, and ever, and ever. 329 00:18:09,384 --> 00:18:11,887 [whining] Stop saying, "And ever." [sobbing] 330 00:18:11,970 --> 00:18:15,307 [God] And ever, and ever, and ever. [chuckles] 331 00:18:16,308 --> 00:18:19,436 [Bean] My mother's not just evil, she's a real asswipe. 332 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:23,607 Bean, there's just one person with powers equal to hers now. 333 00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:25,567 We're all betting on you, Bean. 334 00:18:25,651 --> 00:18:27,569 May I borrow some money to bet on you? 335 00:18:27,653 --> 00:18:31,365 Bean, I've learned that some things in life are unavoidable. 336 00:18:31,448 --> 00:18:36,745 That's the part that seems like destiny. But how you face them? That's up to you. 337 00:18:36,829 --> 00:18:39,957 I know it seems crazy, but for once, Elfo is right. 338 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,291 Oh. Thank you. 339 00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:44,211 Wow. [chuckles softly] Mop Girl and Elfo. 340 00:18:44,294 --> 00:18:46,255 Another thing I hadn't noticed. 341 00:18:46,338 --> 00:18:47,381 Are you two in love? 342 00:18:47,464 --> 00:18:49,466 [pleasant instrumental music playing] 343 00:18:50,592 --> 00:18:53,804 You know what? Don't waste time waiting to say "I love you." 344 00:18:53,887 --> 00:18:56,014 Don't waste time worrying if it's right or not. 345 00:18:56,098 --> 00:18:58,600 Throw yourselves at each other, and see if it sticks. 346 00:18:58,684 --> 00:19:01,103 The worst that could happen is some messy lovin'. 347 00:19:01,186 --> 00:19:04,356 And the best? I can't even describe it. [sighs in satisfaction] 348 00:19:04,439 --> 00:19:06,108 Seeing you two, [sighs] 349 00:19:06,191 --> 00:19:10,028 there's something welling up inside me that wasn't there before. 350 00:19:10,112 --> 00:19:13,448 Not before Mora. 'Cause it's her, you know? 351 00:19:13,532 --> 00:19:16,451 Wait. Are you pregnant with a merbaby? 352 00:19:16,535 --> 00:19:20,122 No, stupid. I'm… Doesn't… Don't mean it like that. 353 00:19:20,205 --> 00:19:23,750 I don't think it works like that, right? It doesn't matter. 354 00:19:23,834 --> 00:19:25,961 Because what I'm realizing right now 355 00:19:26,044 --> 00:19:30,007 is that once you got real love, it doesn't leave you. 356 00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:32,634 Ever. It's always with you. 357 00:19:32,718 --> 00:19:35,137 [sighs] Now, what were we talking about? 358 00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:37,472 Um, Dagmar stealing magic. 359 00:19:37,556 --> 00:19:39,933 What the actual hell? Really? 360 00:19:40,017 --> 00:19:42,269 I'm… That's what… What are you… 361 00:19:42,352 --> 00:19:45,147 What are you standing there smiling like that for? 362 00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:46,398 Why didn't you tell me? 363 00:19:46,481 --> 00:19:50,736 'Cause you're in love. I understand. I understand all too much. Let's go. 364 00:19:50,819 --> 00:19:52,529 You really miss Mora, don't you? 365 00:19:52,613 --> 00:19:53,697 What do you think? 366 00:19:58,619 --> 00:20:00,621 It's all a big game for you, ain't it? 367 00:20:00,704 --> 00:20:05,918 You invented time and space and pain and suffering just to mess with our heads. 368 00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:07,586 [God] Oh, Jerry. 369 00:20:07,669 --> 00:20:11,548 What would you say if I told you the worst is yet to come? 370 00:20:11,632 --> 00:20:12,799 All right. That did it. 371 00:20:13,926 --> 00:20:15,260 Ooh. What you got there? 372 00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:16,678 It's my lucky brick. 373 00:20:16,762 --> 00:20:19,556 Yeah, Jerry! Do it! Do it, do it, do it, do it! 374 00:20:21,767 --> 00:20:22,768 [glass breaking] 375 00:20:22,851 --> 00:20:27,105 [God] Oh, no. You should not have [distorted] done that… 376 00:20:31,485 --> 00:20:33,487 [eerie instrumental music playing] 377 00:20:38,617 --> 00:20:39,952 [Jerry] Oh! 378 00:20:40,035 --> 00:20:41,954 -Well, now you did it. -What did I do? 379 00:20:42,037 --> 00:20:43,455 You murdered God, dumb-dumb. 380 00:20:43,538 --> 00:20:45,165 Could I beg for His forgiveness? 381 00:20:45,249 --> 00:20:48,794 Sure you could. Except you killed Him a minute ago. 382 00:20:48,877 --> 00:20:50,462 Then what should I do? 383 00:20:50,545 --> 00:20:52,881 You could holler something futile into the cold, dark, 384 00:20:52,965 --> 00:20:55,550 meaningless, uncaring, and now Godless universe. 385 00:20:55,634 --> 00:20:57,886 [inhales deeply] 386 00:20:59,304 --> 00:21:01,306 [yelling] Oopsie-daisy! 387 00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:06,937 [chanting in unison] Oh, no. 388 00:21:10,857 --> 00:21:14,403 What's going on? It's 3:00 p.m. What is this, the Dark Ages? 389 00:21:17,072 --> 00:21:21,076 So. We're over stabbing our girlfriend already, are we? 390 00:21:21,159 --> 00:21:23,704 Oh, no, you're not gonna get to me this time. 391 00:21:23,787 --> 00:21:25,914 But, wow, are you a bad mom. 392 00:21:25,998 --> 00:21:27,332 Hiya, sis. 393 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:28,917 What's Freckles doing here? 394 00:21:29,001 --> 00:21:32,587 I ain't a creepy puppet no more. I'm a creepy boy. 395 00:21:32,671 --> 00:21:34,172 You've got hinges. 396 00:21:34,256 --> 00:21:36,758 I need someone to oversee Dreamland. 397 00:21:36,842 --> 00:21:38,510 So, you got a stupid, little king. 398 00:21:38,593 --> 00:21:43,098 Hey! I got a real brain now too. Instead of just old newspapers. 399 00:21:43,181 --> 00:21:46,518 You're still a puppet, you nut. What's that sticking out of your ear? 400 00:21:46,601 --> 00:21:47,936 What? Huh? 401 00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:51,356 Oh, no, it's an editorial about today's troubled teens. 402 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:54,318 Shame, really. It could have been you and me up here. 403 00:21:54,401 --> 00:21:57,696 Sharing the greatest power two witches ever had. 404 00:21:57,779 --> 00:22:00,240 You never shared anything in your life. 405 00:22:00,324 --> 00:22:01,700 Wait, I'm a witch? 406 00:22:01,783 --> 00:22:03,535 A very disappointing one. 407 00:22:03,618 --> 00:22:04,828 And I'm the backup. 408 00:22:04,911 --> 00:22:08,832 Uh, speaking of which, hey, Bean, back up a little, would you? 409 00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:12,377 -Whoa! -Nice try, Freckles, 410 00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:14,296 but you shouldn't have to kill your sister. 411 00:22:14,379 --> 00:22:16,048 I'm her mother. Let me do it. 412 00:22:16,631 --> 00:22:17,549 You're insane. 413 00:22:17,632 --> 00:22:19,760 Am I? [laughs maniacally] 414 00:22:21,011 --> 00:22:23,263 [laughs maniacally] 415 00:22:23,347 --> 00:22:24,890 [laughs maniacally] 416 00:22:26,266 --> 00:22:29,019 You won't win, Bean. We're equal, you and me. 417 00:22:29,102 --> 00:22:30,896 But I have more experience. 418 00:22:30,979 --> 00:22:32,564 Do you? 'Cause think about it. 419 00:22:32,647 --> 00:22:34,900 -You're only a few years older than me. -What? 420 00:22:34,983 --> 00:22:38,111 You were stonified when I was four. Do the stience math. 421 00:22:38,195 --> 00:22:40,322 [sarcastically] Wow. Mind blown. 422 00:22:40,405 --> 00:22:42,866 And I'd also say, I have way more experience 423 00:22:42,949 --> 00:22:44,534 in something you'll never have. 424 00:22:44,618 --> 00:22:46,495 Oh, yes? What's that? 425 00:22:46,578 --> 00:22:47,996 -[electricity crackling] -Whoa! 426 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,748 [dramatic instrumental music playing] 427 00:22:49,831 --> 00:22:51,124 [grunts] 428 00:22:54,795 --> 00:22:56,088 -[Dagmar groans] -Love. 429 00:22:56,171 --> 00:22:57,339 [groaning] 430 00:22:57,422 --> 00:23:00,675 I have loved, and been loved by Mora, 431 00:23:00,759 --> 00:23:04,262 my friends, my dad and by Oona, beautiful Oona, 432 00:23:04,346 --> 00:23:07,724 and 40% of my subjects, according to the latest poll. 433 00:23:08,266 --> 00:23:11,728 You've never been loved by anyone but yourself. 434 00:23:11,812 --> 00:23:15,690 So by that very argument, you narcissistic maniac, 435 00:23:15,774 --> 00:23:16,900 I'm stronger. 436 00:23:16,983 --> 00:23:20,112 I may have come from that finely-toned belly of yours, 437 00:23:20,195 --> 00:23:22,447 but I owe you nothing. 438 00:23:27,702 --> 00:23:30,122 -[Dagmar groans] -Okay, bye. 439 00:23:32,082 --> 00:23:33,041 Dad! 440 00:23:34,459 --> 00:23:36,169 -[Bean groans] -Hey. 441 00:23:36,253 --> 00:23:38,255 Oh, come on, Beanie. You can do it. 442 00:23:41,258 --> 00:23:43,009 Why ain't these workin'? 443 00:23:43,093 --> 00:23:45,804 [straining] 444 00:23:45,887 --> 00:23:50,600 [groans] Ow! My nose broom's on fire. Come here, you. 445 00:23:50,684 --> 00:23:53,520 [yelling, groans] Ow! 446 00:23:54,271 --> 00:23:56,314 Beanie, scram! 447 00:24:10,787 --> 00:24:11,788 Ow! 448 00:24:13,331 --> 00:24:14,374 [Bean grunts] 449 00:24:21,381 --> 00:24:22,382 Uh-oh. 450 00:24:25,218 --> 00:24:26,219 [gasps] 451 00:24:31,308 --> 00:24:32,309 [groans] 452 00:24:38,356 --> 00:24:39,357 [panting] 453 00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:44,654 -[electricity sputtering] -[gasps] 454 00:24:45,530 --> 00:24:48,450 In your anger, you seem to keep forgetting one thing, darling. 455 00:24:48,533 --> 00:24:51,077 Mora is dead, dead, dead. 456 00:24:54,206 --> 00:24:55,207 [sighs] 457 00:24:59,794 --> 00:25:02,631 See, Mom? That's the power of love. 458 00:25:02,714 --> 00:25:08,303 It's not just the moment love happens. Love's the memories long after it's gone. 459 00:25:08,386 --> 00:25:10,013 [growls] 460 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,558 And the feelings are still there. 461 00:25:13,642 --> 00:25:16,978 Not just in my head, but in my heart, my whole body. 462 00:25:17,062 --> 00:25:20,565 Everywhere Mora loved me, and that powers me, man. 463 00:25:21,149 --> 00:25:22,275 [Dagmar screaming] 464 00:25:23,276 --> 00:25:27,572 Boom! Love conquers everything! And anger helps. 465 00:25:27,656 --> 00:25:29,658 [dramatic instrumental music playing] 466 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,586 [rumbling] 467 00:25:46,925 --> 00:25:51,596 [Dagmar] Ah. [laughing maniacally]