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[opening theme playing]

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-[footsteps approaching]
-[Big Jo] Whoa, Porky. I said, "Whoa!"

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Thirteen miles per sausage. Impressive.

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Don't tell Porky.
I just ate the last five sausages.

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That's okay.
My arms are getting tired of the dangling.

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Behold. Dreamland.
The site of the ultimate confrontation.

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Good versus evil. Cursed versus damned.

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Overbearing mom
versus disappointing daughter.

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Hey! This time, I'll be ruthless.
I got my powers, my insanity,

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and of course,
my gang of loyal, violent friends.

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I just hope they're waiting for me.

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Ugh, screw waiting for Bean.

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Elfo, you okay with that?
'Cause you're always like,

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[as Elfo] "We gotta wait for Bean.
She'll know what to do."

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"Bean will chew my food for me
[mock chewing]

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and drop it into my gaping mouth
like a mama bird."

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"Thank you, Bean." [smacks lips]

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Oh, that's okay.

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In my head,
my voice sounds deep and manly.

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Time to get serious here.
We gotta take on our greatest foes.

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-Dagmar.
-Satan.

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-Luci.
-Scruffles.

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-Scruffles?
-He is the worst.

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[as Scruffles]
"Like, my name is Scruffles.

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And I, like, say, 'like' all the time."
[exaggerated chuckle]

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[groans] You know
whose voice bugs me? Freckles.

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Yeah. And honestly,
what's up with Zøg's honking?

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Or Chazz? [scoffs]
Who even talks like that?

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Says the guy
that sounds like a deflating balloon.

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Or a duck being stepped on. [laughs]

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Wait, who were we talking about again?

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[gasps] Bad Bean!

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What the hell are you all doing in my bed?

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You are the bad one, right?

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-I'll kill you.
-[yelps]

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[echoing whimpers]

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Listen to that unbearable whimpering.

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Blow Jo, you know what to do.

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-[deep inhale]
-[blows raspberry]

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[horn blowing]

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-Hmm?
-Huh?

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What is that? The underwater orgy horn?

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No, that's the ancient call to battle.

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There's only so many sounds
you can make with a snail.

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[dramatic music playing]

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[horn blows]

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Gotta go.

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[water splashes]

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[horn blows]

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[screams] Holy mother of marshmallows,
it's the emergency elf battle cry.

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We go help brother Elfo, Mum.

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And all his tiny pals.

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Heh, everyone tiny to us. [grunts]

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Just one day from retiremen--

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-[squish]
-[muffled shout]

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[grunting]

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[engine spluttering]

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Dreamland. Where dreams,
no matter how compulsive, romantic,

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or destructive they are, come true.
You all right in there, Hencho?

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It's all right.

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[Archdruidess] It's all wrong.
[groaning] Oh, God.

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-[harp glissando]
-[angelic choir singing]

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Hey, God,
you're just gonna let this happen?

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[chuckling] Now, Jerry.

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Every time I intervene,
someone takes my name in vain.

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It was funny at first,
but now it really pisses me off.

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So you're gonna do nothing
just to avoid getting your feelings hurt?

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You know what? You're the God of wimps.

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I am many things.

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[harpsicord music playing]

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[whispering] The secret to sneakiness
is absolute silence.

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-[snaps]
-Dad, what are you doing?

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Snappin' twigs. Calms me down.

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Well, now is not the time to be calm.
Give me that!

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Thank you, Porky.

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-[Oona shouting] Ahoy! Crazy girl!
-What was that?

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It's your slinky stepmother
off the portside cliff.

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[twig snaps]

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[whispering] Oona,
I love you, but shut up.

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-[Oona shouting] What?
-Oona, stop shouting.

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What? I can't hear… What?

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Please, Oona.

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[in normal voice] Please, Bean.
Stop yelling. Crazy girl.

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Zøg!

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Ursula! And my whole freak family.
What are you guys doin' here?

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The Electrofish sank.

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And Captain Mommy rescued us.

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Wait, where the hell's Mora?

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I'm sorry, Giant Squirrel.

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She heard a wacky horn and suddenly jumped
into the ocean. I think she's unstable.

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Don't worry about Mora, Your Majesty.

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Right now, I'm sure she's under the sea
dancing around with a singing crab.

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It is what mermaids do, isn't it?

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-[chuckles]
-[sighs]

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[gasping]

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[sighs in relief]

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[chuckling]

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It appears the dark prophecy
is nigh upon us.

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We must alert the Secret Society

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and postpone tomorrow night's
naked hula hoop contest.

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But what about the naked seafood buffet?

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All naked activities are postponed.

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-Including naked karaoke?
-Yes.

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And we're gonna have
a big picnic in the forest

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and go skinny-dipping
and have so much fun.

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But first, Dagmar needs to be
slaughtered, okay?

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Well, I never met her,
but why the hell not?

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[tense music playing]

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[wheels squeaking]

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Halt, cuties. By orders
of Queen Dagmar, none shall pass.

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We're not stupid this time.

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Oh, yes, you are. Are you sure
you haven't created a mess somewhere?

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I mean, come on.
You're the notorious Turbish and Mertz.

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Thank you. And who are you?

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We're the cleaning crew. Dagmar hired us
to sweep your mess under the rug.

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Satisfaction guaranteed. No vomit.

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Hmm, you better go ahead.
I'm sure we messed up something.

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All shall pass.

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[tense music resumes]

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Oops.

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[rapid footsteps receding]

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[snoring]

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Woah. Oona, what are you doing up here?

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Oh, look at the poor,
innocent saps down there.

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They don't even know
that these might be their final snores,

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because they will be dead,
bloodied, battered, beaten to pulp,

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arrows through their heads,
but not in a comical way.

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Well, goodnight, Bean.
I hope that didn't bum you out too much.

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Oona's right.
Too many people are gonna die.

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It's up to me to save Dreamland,
and I have to do it by myself.

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-[squelching footsteps]
-[snoring]

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[grunts] Zøggy! Stop snoring!

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-Sorry, Oona.
-Go to sleep.

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Wait, are we still married?

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[groans]

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[somber music playing]

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I think this is the best,
albeit smelliest option available.

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-[thumping]
-[Bean grunting] Oh, my tendons.

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Whoo!

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[shouting]

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All right, Satan,
where the hell is Dagmar?

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Please don't shout, Bad Bean.
I get enough screeching from your mother.

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Bad Bean, what?

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Oh, right. I am Bad Bean,
and I'm very evil and super upset.

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Where's my mom
and why can't you sit up straight?

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Didn't you just leave with Dagmar
to go down to the Crystal Cavern

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-to unlock magic?
-What?

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Hey, El Flamo? That ain't Bad Bean.
That's, like, the annoying one.

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[chuckles]

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Crystal Cavern?
The magic's been there all along.

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When Dagmar took me there as a kid,
she was prepping me.

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Those weren't just playdates
with the mole people. Of course.

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-[bell ringing]
-[quacking]

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[man shouting] It's 4:20,
and you know what that means.

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[Elfo coughing]

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[Mop Girl] It's go time.

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-Someone's coming. Hide.
-[gasps]

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All clear.

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-Someone's coming. Hide.
-[gasps]

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[rhythmic grunting]

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All clear.

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-Someone's coming. Hide.
-[Elfo gasps]

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[groans] I need a drink.

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Luci, no!

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I've got this one.
[echoing] All hail Satan.

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[scatting]

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[sighs]

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You're pathetic, you know that?

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Care for a Brandy Daisy, Luci?

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No, I'm not gonna take your drink.

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Hmm.

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You were my idol, man.

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Now you're standing there,
scratching your jiggly, red balls.

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When was the last time
you even threw a cat down a well?

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-Last year.
-And what happened to that cat?

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I rescued him and named him Scruffles.
He's napping upstairs right now.

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You disgust me.

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Oh Luci, it's true. I have nothing to do.

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It's cold up here.
I'm freezing my jiggly, red balls off.

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Dagmar did leave me
in charge of the throne.

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That throne is plywood,

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and you really think
when Dagmar gets what she's after,

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she's gonna share any of it
with the likes of you?

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[blows raspberry] You're a chump, dude.

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And to think,
you created Norwegian death metal.

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I can no longer abide
your feckless passivity. Good day, sir.

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[scatting]

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[scatting echoing]

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[rhythmic marching]

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[ceremonial music playing]

191
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I can't believe that elf was sitting
on my side of bed with his curly shoes on.

192
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Why can't I just kill them now?

193
00:10:15,870 --> 00:10:19,040
Not yet, dear.
We'll have our revenge on everyone

194
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once we screw on that crown
and harness the magic.

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[squealing]

196
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Bean, you have no time to waste.

197
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Your sexier twin sister

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and even sexier mother
are headed to the magic right now.

199
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Quit listening to my incessant nattering
and scoot. I say, scoot!

200
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Thanks. Anything else?

201
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Yes, I'm very lonely.

202
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[sighs]

203
00:10:44,649 --> 00:10:47,818
Come on, guys.
We're gonna be late for the battle.

204
00:10:47,902 --> 00:10:50,029
Wait, I need a new battle diaper.

205
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[whimpers]

206
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Bunty, ready the magic screwdriver.

207
00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:04,460
No, that's a wrench.

208
00:11:04,543 --> 00:11:06,087
Oh, here we are.

209
00:11:06,170 --> 00:11:09,507
I painted it all gold and sparkly,
just for the occasion.

210
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I stole the glitter
from Shrimpo's clown room.

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[frustrated growl]

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[gasps]

213
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Hi, Mom. Hi, evil me.

214
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[Dagmar] Oh, Bean.
You think you can defeat us all alone?

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00:11:23,854 --> 00:11:26,857
As long as you come at me
one by one, I'll be okay.

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[arrows swishing]

217
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-[grunting]
-[clanging]

218
00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,782
You ain't alone, Beanie.

219
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Ow, ow, ow! Get 'em, kids!

220
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-[shouting]
-[Zøg] What?

221
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Huh. This beach is so much prettier
without all the elf skeletons.

222
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Elfo. Look out!

223
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[groans]

224
00:11:48,671 --> 00:11:51,507
She killed Alivo! He will be missed.

225
00:11:51,590 --> 00:11:52,842
No, wait, it was Deado.

226
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-Still, very sad.
-I mean, Who Careso.

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Shut up! Charge!

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[shouting]

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[all shouting]

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[buzzing]

231
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-[grunting]
-[screams]

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Ow!

233
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God, I missed this.
Reminds me of our drinking days.

234
00:12:15,906 --> 00:12:17,575
Plus, it's war, so it's legal.

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-Look out, Luci!
-[pops]

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[shouts, groans]

237
00:12:20,828 --> 00:12:22,538
Thank you, Bean. Hiyah!

238
00:12:23,956 --> 00:12:25,207
-[grunting]
-[clanking]

239
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-[fleshy squish]
-[screams]

240
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-Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
-Yeah! [chuckling]

241
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How does it feel to be killed
by a couple of fat, little wankers?

242
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Compliments of Maids' Union 452.

243
00:12:36,594 --> 00:12:38,179
-[explosion]
-[screaming]

244
00:12:38,929 --> 00:12:42,224
We're lucky, honey.
Not every couple gets to work together.

245
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:44,477
[soldiers groaning]

246
00:12:44,977 --> 00:12:49,023
Oh, darn it. Now, I can't remember
which head goes on which body.

247
00:12:49,106 --> 00:12:53,068
Boys, Mop Girl,
keep this door protected at all costs.

248
00:12:53,152 --> 00:12:57,656
-Got it. Pa-choo! Twang. Pang. Pong. Poom.
-[arrows whooshing]

249
00:12:57,740 --> 00:13:01,327
Ooh, right in the plums!
[burbling] That's gotta hurt.

250
00:13:01,410 --> 00:13:02,620
[groaning]

251
00:13:05,873 --> 00:13:06,874
Hmm.

252
00:13:06,957 --> 00:13:07,791
[bleats]

253
00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,002
Huh? Ow! [grunts]

254
00:13:12,838 --> 00:13:14,048
[engine spluttering]

255
00:13:17,343 --> 00:13:19,345
Dreamland, at last.

256
00:13:20,304 --> 00:13:23,557
[echoing] Yoo-hoo! Trøgs? I have arrived.

257
00:13:23,641 --> 00:13:25,309
I was expecting a welcoming committee.

258
00:13:25,392 --> 00:13:28,229
Now, Hencho, show me those weird bottles
you've been hiding.

259
00:13:28,312 --> 00:13:30,231
The ones filled with goo.

260
00:13:31,065 --> 00:13:32,066
Phew.

261
00:13:32,149 --> 00:13:35,194
Thank you for letting me
out of the suitcase, sir.

262
00:13:35,277 --> 00:13:36,987
It was hot and farty in there.

263
00:13:40,074 --> 00:13:43,035
Soon, Bean and I will be enjoying
a whole new world

264
00:13:43,118 --> 00:13:46,288
far from all the naysaying
and bitterness and muttering.

265
00:13:46,372 --> 00:13:47,873
[angry muttering]

266
00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:50,793
You son of a bitch.

267
00:13:50,876 --> 00:13:52,169
[tense music playing]

268
00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:55,089
-[crackling]
-[straining]

269
00:13:56,757 --> 00:13:57,716
[flapping]

270
00:13:58,133 --> 00:13:59,885
[straining]

271
00:14:00,511 --> 00:14:02,096
-[zaps]
-[groans]

272
00:14:02,179 --> 00:14:03,138
[static crackling]

273
00:14:03,222 --> 00:14:04,473
[shouts, groans]

274
00:14:06,308 --> 00:14:07,142
Mora!

275
00:14:08,143 --> 00:14:09,687
[both grunting]

276
00:14:10,354 --> 00:14:11,772
-[shrieks]
-[gags]

277
00:14:12,731 --> 00:14:13,732
[shouts]

278
00:14:13,816 --> 00:14:14,984
[grunting]

279
00:14:17,903 --> 00:14:19,071
-[squelch]
-[whimpers]

280
00:14:20,406 --> 00:14:21,448
Ow!

281
00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:24,368
[screams]

282
00:14:24,451 --> 00:14:25,953
Bean, how you doing?

283
00:14:26,036 --> 00:14:28,747
I haven't worked out
or killed anybody in a really long time.

284
00:14:28,831 --> 00:14:30,249
So, this is exhausting.

285
00:14:30,332 --> 00:14:34,253
[shouts] Is this an inappropriate time
to say that I love you?

286
00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:37,798
Aw, so romantic. [grunts]

287
00:14:46,473 --> 00:14:48,559
-[metallic clanging]
-[wood creaking]

288
00:14:51,395 --> 00:14:52,771
-[whooshes]
-[claps]

289
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,608
[swishing]

290
00:14:56,650 --> 00:14:58,944
[scampering footsteps receding]

291
00:14:59,028 --> 00:14:59,904
-[clanging]
-[grunts]

292
00:14:59,987 --> 00:15:02,364
[gravelly shouting]

293
00:15:03,324 --> 00:15:04,325
Huh?

294
00:15:05,075 --> 00:15:06,035
[shrill shouting]

295
00:15:06,118 --> 00:15:07,119
-[honks]
-[yelps]

296
00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:12,458
Fellow Seekers,
prepare to fulfil our ultimate duty.

297
00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:14,501
Orgy position five.

298
00:15:14,585 --> 00:15:15,794
[flute trills]

299
00:15:23,010 --> 00:15:25,721
Have at 'em, my sexies.

300
00:15:25,804 --> 00:15:27,306
-Huh? [groans]
-[whips cracking]

301
00:15:27,389 --> 00:15:28,223
Whip!

302
00:15:28,307 --> 00:15:29,308
Hmm.

303
00:15:29,391 --> 00:15:30,476
[whip cracks]

304
00:15:32,895 --> 00:15:36,857
When I came to Dreamland with you,
I begged you to join the Society

305
00:15:36,941 --> 00:15:39,818
and use the powers of kinkiness for good.

306
00:15:39,902 --> 00:15:41,320
[both shout]

307
00:15:41,403 --> 00:15:43,405
You could've been
my royal footstool by now,

308
00:15:43,489 --> 00:15:45,491
but, no, you had to be disloyal.

309
00:15:45,574 --> 00:15:49,703
No, Dagmar.
I was always loyal to my one true love.

310
00:15:49,787 --> 00:15:51,205
-Dreamland.
-What?

311
00:15:51,288 --> 00:15:53,666
And of course you too, Sorcerio.

312
00:15:53,749 --> 00:15:55,167
That's more like it.

313
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:58,170
-[whip cracks]
-[yelps] My right floppy jowl!

314
00:15:58,253 --> 00:15:59,296
Hold on, Dagmar.

315
00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:01,924
-I love you.
-But you're not romantic.

316
00:16:02,007 --> 00:16:05,010
In case you hadn't noticed,
I'm in a whip fight for my life here.

317
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,304
So, can we just agree to disagree?

318
00:16:07,388 --> 00:16:08,597
You see, Porky?

319
00:16:08,681 --> 00:16:11,850
Communication is the key
to a healthy relationship.

320
00:16:11,934 --> 00:16:15,980
Oh Porky, how much longer
must this silent treatment continue?

321
00:16:16,897 --> 00:16:19,483
Oh Porky, Porky, Porky.

322
00:16:19,566 --> 00:16:23,737
-[whip cracks]
-Oh shut up, you wrinkled, pruney codgers.

323
00:16:23,821 --> 00:16:27,157
When I get what I'm after,
I'll never get old. [shouting]

324
00:16:27,241 --> 00:16:29,284
[groaning]

325
00:16:30,536 --> 00:16:31,996
[screaming]

326
00:16:33,998 --> 00:16:35,457
-[groans]
-[gurgling gasp]

327
00:16:38,711 --> 00:16:40,504
-[grunts] Medic!
-[screams]

328
00:16:40,587 --> 00:16:43,590
[imitating siren wail]

329
00:16:46,343 --> 00:16:47,761
[dramatic music playing]

330
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,015
[grunts] Take that.

331
00:16:51,098 --> 00:16:52,141
[groans]

332
00:16:52,224 --> 00:16:54,768
[panting] Bean?

333
00:16:56,061 --> 00:16:57,271
[solider] Come on, lads.

334
00:17:00,065 --> 00:17:03,527
I know everything
you're gonna do, including that.

335
00:17:03,610 --> 00:17:08,240
And that. And that. And that. So clumsy.

336
00:17:08,323 --> 00:17:10,909
[sinister cackling]

337
00:17:12,327 --> 00:17:14,830
-[harp glissando]
-[angelic choir singing]

338
00:17:15,956 --> 00:17:19,460
Come on, God.
Now you're just gonna let evil triumph?

339
00:17:19,543 --> 00:17:23,172
This is not a fairytale, Jerry.
Good does not always win.

340
00:17:23,255 --> 00:17:27,051
Yeah, but I… But you're God!
You can do anything you want.

341
00:17:27,134 --> 00:17:29,928
Just relax and enjoy
the humans beating each other up.

342
00:17:30,012 --> 00:17:32,639
What are they even fighting over anyways?

343
00:17:32,723 --> 00:17:36,351
Magic. But don't blame me.
I didn't create it.

344
00:17:36,435 --> 00:17:41,148
Believe it or not, magic is the result
of a natural scientific process.

345
00:17:41,231 --> 00:17:45,194
It all starts up here in Heaven
where angels cry tears of jubilation

346
00:17:45,277 --> 00:17:47,654
-that flow into the River of Joy,
-[thunderclap]

347
00:17:47,738 --> 00:17:51,408
which turns into holy raindrops
that gently fall to Earth

348
00:17:51,492 --> 00:17:53,202
and become the Dreamland river.

349
00:17:55,621 --> 00:17:58,707
Which runs by the castle
and seeps downward

350
00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:02,086
into the rich Dreamland soil
and guano deposits.

351
00:18:03,087 --> 00:18:04,338
[magical ringing]

352
00:18:06,298 --> 00:18:09,343
At the same time,
unholy steam ascends from Hell

353
00:18:09,426 --> 00:18:11,762
-and heats the heavenly water.
-[steam hissing]

354
00:18:11,845 --> 00:18:14,807
Magic is the result
of a perfect combination

355
00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:18,435
of holy waters from Heaven
and steam vapors from Hell.

356
00:18:19,812 --> 00:18:21,105
[swords clanging]

357
00:18:21,188 --> 00:18:23,732
-[grunts]
-Which are you fighting harder,

358
00:18:23,816 --> 00:18:26,527
me or the memories this cave brings back?

359
00:18:30,447 --> 00:18:32,741
-[grunts]
-Or did you block 'em out?

360
00:18:32,825 --> 00:18:36,995
'Cause, mmm, this was the place
Mom laid out your whole future for us.

361
00:18:37,079 --> 00:18:40,082
Yeah, well, that future was cancelled,
warrior princess.

362
00:18:40,791 --> 00:18:41,625
[grunts]

363
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:45,671
[coughs]

364
00:18:45,754 --> 00:18:50,717
Yet, 15 years later, here you are,
about to fulfill Mom's biggest dream.

365
00:18:50,801 --> 00:18:51,927
[Bean gasps]

366
00:18:54,763 --> 00:18:58,392
Don't worry.
I'm not gonna behead you like you did me.

367
00:18:58,475 --> 00:19:00,602
No, I would never do that.

368
00:19:00,686 --> 00:19:03,897
I'm gonna slice you in half, straight down

369
00:19:03,981 --> 00:19:09,444
[mocking voice] and no one's gonna ever
put you back together again.

370
00:19:11,697 --> 00:19:13,532
-[crackling zap]
-[thuds]

371
00:19:13,615 --> 00:19:15,617
[crown rattling]

372
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,202
That didn't hurt.

373
00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:19,121
Then why is smoke coming out of your ass?

374
00:19:19,204 --> 00:19:21,790
Well, fine, it hurts a little.

375
00:19:21,874 --> 00:19:23,458
[zapping]

376
00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:25,210
[magical crackling]

377
00:19:29,965 --> 00:19:34,887
You can't win, Bean! [chuckling]
It's not just 'cause we're the same.

378
00:19:34,970 --> 00:19:40,392
You can't never win
because you're self-defeating, Bean.

379
00:19:40,475 --> 00:19:42,561
I'm just here to move that along.

380
00:19:42,644 --> 00:19:48,150
If there's one thing
painfully clear about you,

381
00:19:48,233 --> 00:19:54,031
as clear as these crystals,
it's that you never learn.

382
00:19:54,114 --> 00:19:56,783
You're just stalling
until you recharge your powers.

383
00:19:56,867 --> 00:19:59,953
-You have learned something. Bravo.
-[sarcastic clapping]

384
00:20:00,537 --> 00:20:01,455
Recharge.

385
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:04,958
-[crackling]
-[magical humming]

386
00:20:05,042 --> 00:20:06,168
[rebound pinging]

387
00:20:07,794 --> 00:20:09,046
[intense crackling]

388
00:20:09,129 --> 00:20:10,881
Yeah, I've learned. I learned good.

389
00:20:10,964 --> 00:20:15,344
About stience and crystal batteries,
and potato radios, explosions,

390
00:20:15,427 --> 00:20:18,305
and it all originally comes from nature.

391
00:20:18,388 --> 00:20:22,976
And you know what?
When you understand it, stience is magic.

392
00:20:23,101 --> 00:20:25,979
[energized thrumming]

393
00:20:26,063 --> 00:20:27,481
[dramatic music swelling]

394
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,653
-[magical tinkling]
-[loud zap]

395
00:20:33,528 --> 00:20:36,698
[sarcastic chuckling]

396
00:20:36,782 --> 00:20:40,494
So, we're really magic now,
huh, baby Beanie?

397
00:20:40,577 --> 00:20:41,870
We?

398
00:20:41,954 --> 00:20:44,289
-[crackling]
-[energized thrumming]

399
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:45,457
[weak crackling]

400
00:20:45,540 --> 00:20:46,667
[fizzles]

401
00:20:47,251 --> 00:20:48,710
[crackling zap]

402
00:20:48,794 --> 00:20:51,129
Baked Beans. This is fun.

403
00:20:51,213 --> 00:20:53,006
[crackling]

404
00:20:54,758 --> 00:20:56,093
[indistinct shouting]

405
00:20:58,053 --> 00:20:59,012
[shouts]

406
00:21:01,223 --> 00:21:04,559
There's more than one way
to use magic, you fool.

407
00:21:06,812 --> 00:21:07,813
[straining]

408
00:21:08,814 --> 00:21:09,648
[gasps]

409
00:21:10,524 --> 00:21:12,109
[shocking music sting]

410
00:21:13,068 --> 00:21:14,528
[Bad Bean chuckles wickedly]

411
00:21:20,075 --> 00:21:22,035
Bean. [gasps]

412
00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:24,913
[sobbing] Bean! Why?

413
00:21:24,997 --> 00:21:27,040
Oh, baby, no, no, no, no.

414
00:21:27,124 --> 00:21:30,585
[voice wavering] Hang in there.
Come on, please. Please.

415
00:21:31,962 --> 00:21:35,382
No, no! No, no, no, no!
[echoing shout] No!

416
00:21:36,466 --> 00:21:37,926
[sorrowful music playing]

417
00:21:43,098 --> 00:21:44,433
Good job, darling.

418
00:21:44,516 --> 00:21:46,768
-Like daughter, like mother.
-[both chuckle]

419
00:21:47,477 --> 00:21:49,438
-[enraged shouting]
-[crackling pulse]

420
00:21:53,275 --> 00:21:55,193
-[thrumming]
-[powerful zap]

421
00:21:55,944 --> 00:21:58,447
-[crackling]
-[boom]

422
00:21:58,530 --> 00:22:00,449
[rebounding hum]

423
00:22:01,533 --> 00:22:02,617
[crackling blast]

424
00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:10,917
[dark triumphant music playing]

425
00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:14,421
[sizzling]

426
00:22:17,674 --> 00:22:20,761
[weakly] Your death will never
be this cool.

427
00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:24,473
Told ya.

428
00:22:26,183 --> 00:22:27,309
-Stomp.
-[bones crunch]

429
00:22:27,392 --> 00:22:28,727
[wind blowing]

430
00:22:30,979 --> 00:22:33,315
[sorrowful music resumes]

431
00:22:43,992 --> 00:22:45,911
[closing theme music playing]