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Hey, thanks for fixing
that window guard, Tray.
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Mmmm. Done.
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I wish I was handy like my
dad. He could fix anything.
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You should have him come over, man.
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I could use a break.
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- Well, that would be a problem.
- Why?
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Oh, uh, Laura doesn't like my parents.
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She thinks my mom is too controlling,
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so she told me we can't
see them for a while.
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I remember when Shay didn't want
my kids to meet my moms, man,
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but once she seen how the
kids took to my mother,
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it was all good.
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When's the last time
you saw your people?
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Uh, two years.
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Two years?
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You mean your parents never met Ace?
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No, no, uh, Laura allows me to
send pictures and videos, so...
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What?
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You let your wife run
your life like that?
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No, Tray, my wife does not run me.
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Man, your wife run your
life like a French poodle
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in the Westminster Dog Show.
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Okay, you know what, that...
that's not fair, Tray.
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What's not fair is your parents
don't even know they grandkids.
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It's a compromise, you know?
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I get that you don't understand that.
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- You're not married.
- Not married, but I've been in prison.
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One time I was locked
up with Lil' Ronnie.
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Everybody in the prison
thought he was the easy mark
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'cause he was 5'5" with dimples.
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He started fighting with Harold Supreme
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for three days, going
back and forth, hammers.
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On the fourth day, Lil' Ronnie
wasn't messed with no more.
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Okay, what am I supposed
to do, fight my wife?
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No, but take a stand
so she can respect you.
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No, you know what?
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I'm gonna demand that
we go see my parents.
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My kids deserve to
know their grandparents,
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and Laura needs to
learn how to respect me.
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It's a joke. It's a... a Christmas joke.
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Oh, Paul, Paul, Paul.
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Wait a minute!
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- Paul?
- Hi, I took your advice
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and I-I stood up to Laura.
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Yes, my man.
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I told her if my parents
don't see my kids,
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I'm out of here.
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No, no, no, no.
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No, you're not staying in here.
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But you're the one who
told me to take a stand.
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Yes, but in your own apartment!
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Tray, please!
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For a couple days.
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If I go back to her now, she's
never gonna take me seriously.
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Please?
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Okay, man, but just for a few days.
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- Thank you, thank you.
- You get the couch, man.
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Don't touch my shit.
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You got it, all right?
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Oh, wow.
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Paul!
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Hey, good morning.
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What'd you do with all my stuff?
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Oh, uh, well, I hate clutter,
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so I put all your paperwork in folders
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and I organized your house.
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But my house was already organized...
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organized confusion!
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I had a system, Paul.
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All the bills I can pay,
I put on this desk.
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All the bills I can't pay,
I put in the trash!
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"Better to keep yourself
clean and bright for you
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are the window through which
you must see the world".
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A fortune cookie?
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Uh, "Real Housewives
of Atlanta", actually.
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Oh.
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Paul!
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Where are my barbecue spare ribs,
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my macaroni and cheese, okay?
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What is this gluten-free
stuff and this organic stuff?
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Yeah, I j... I just did a
little quick shopping run.
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It's good. It's fresh stuff.
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Oh.
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Where's the sugar in the soda?
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Uh, you don't need all those carbs
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- and high-fructose corn syrup.
- No, no!
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Paul, you don't got to do that.
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I don't got to lose weight.
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Actually, your cholesterol
is way too high.
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I mean, did you read
what Dr. Lendhardt wrote?
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My man, I don't listen to the doctor.
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I got knowledge, wisdom,
and understanding, okay?
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I have the knowledge to know I'm hungry.
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I have the wisdom to
know to put them ribs
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and some of them pig feet in my stomach.
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And I have the understanding to know
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I'm not supposed to
eat 'em, but guess what.
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I don't give a fuck.
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Why don't you try a rice
cake and peanut butter?
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- No.
- They're really good.
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- No, Paul.
- I want to...
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You don't got to do this.
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I know, I kn...
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I-I'm just... I'm very
used to being a caretaker.
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I get it.
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I was a shook kid from
Brooklyn, too, man.
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When Shay took my kids to Jersey,
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I've been feeling a little lost myself.
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But I know this is an opportunity for me
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to find out who I am.
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And, my dude, you got
to do the same thing.
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Yeah.
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You're right. No, I know, you're right.
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This isn't... I got to
get in touch with me.
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I feel a lot better, thank you.
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- Where you going?
- I'm gonna bleach your bathroom.
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Goddamn it!
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He got to go. He's driving me crazy.
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He's terrorizing my stomach!
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But Paul's such an angel.
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Hells Angel.
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He waxed my floors
and fluffed my pillows.
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Washed my drawers like he
was my prison bitch, okay?
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I woke up this morning,
my toenails were clipped.
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Now you tell me how that happened.
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I mean, I would love for
someone to treat me like that.
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Also, you shouldn't have gotten
involved with his relationship.
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You messed up a perfectly unhappy home.
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Think of this as karmic debt.
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Yeah, it sounds like he's
just dealing with a lot.
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I'm sure he's just trying
to process all his feelings.
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I got my own emotions and
feelings to deal with, okay?
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I cannot be his Dr. Phil.
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I need Dr. Phil myself, okay?
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His family live right across the hall!
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My family live across the river.
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The river!
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What you both need to do
is get out of the house.
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You know, maybe go to a club,
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get your mind off your
problems, have a little fun.
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That's what I do.
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What?
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I always knew you was
wheaty beaty bing-bong freak.
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A big ol' freak.
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But maybe going to the
spot might be the move.
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That's a great idea.
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Quickest way to get
Paul back to his wife
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is to show him how awful
the dating scene is.
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Get some young fake titties
dripping up off of him,
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he be scared to death.
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A big ol' freak!
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Where you be goin' at?
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♪ Hey, yo, bank your checks ♪
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♪ Go to the mall and get fresh ♪
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♪ I'm lookin' for the girls
givin' up the good sex ♪
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♪ I'm all ice from the wrist,
ears to the neck ♪
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♪ And we don't buy drinks,
we go to the club wet ♪
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♪ My nightstick think my
pockets play for the Jets ♪
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♪ I pull out four stacks,
I call that cash bread ♪
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I c-can't believe I'm really
going out to a real club.
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Whoo-wee!
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Ladies.
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Ooh, I used to pull
'em like a hamstring.
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They used to call me killer
'cause I used to slay 'em.
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But I ain't slayed nothin'
in a long time, okay?
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Tray, slay 'em?
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What are women to you, deer?
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Wild game with titties you
got to hunt in the Serengeti?
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Come on, Isis, it's a metaphor
for sexual achievement.
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And, Tray, you're still a killer.
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Do you have any idea
how much more confident
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I am online because of you?
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I'd like to slay her.
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- Ooh.
- Unh-unh-unh.
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Don't answer no more
calls from Laura, okay?
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You out tonight.
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That's it. We doing our thing.
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- Stay woke.
- Okay.
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I'm gonna get online
and get some drinks.
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Ooh, I'll go with you. I want
to get white-girl shwasty.
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I see somethin' right
over there I'mma jump on.
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Hey, hey, hey, what's up, baby girl?
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Could you do me a
favor and feel my shirt?
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Okay?
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- Cotton.
- Nah.
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That's 100% boyfriend material.
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Oh, my God!
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My name is Tray.
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I'm Nikiesha.
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You know the sexiest thing about
a man is his sense of humor.
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You know what they say the
sexiest part of a woman is?
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- What?
- They say her eyes.
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- Mm.
- Especially when they on me.
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Oh, my God.
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Nice dress.
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- Thank you.
- I have one just like it,
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but I don't have the curves
to fill it out like you do.
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What are you talking about?
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You got curves.
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I noticed that as soon
as you walked over here.
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Thank you. Can I get you a drink?
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Mm.
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- I'd love one.
- Okay.
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Bye.
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Isis, what you doin'?
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Mother...
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♪ You know the vibes ♪
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- ♪ You know the vibes ♪
- ♪ Switch up the ride ♪
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♪ Switch up the ride ♪
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- ♪ Don't check the price ♪
- ♪ Don't check the price ♪
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♪ No switchin' sides ♪
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- ♪ No switchin' sides ♪
- Oh, oh, my God.
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- Oh, gosh.
- I am so sorry.
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I was just trying to
find a corner to hide in.
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- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
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I-I knew I shouldn't
have come out tonight.
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Yeah, no, me too.
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Uh, my... my friends dragged me out.
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My wife and I are going
through a tough time.
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Well, my friends said I'm a workaholic
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and I need to get out of the house more.
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Oh, wow.
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What do you, uh... What do
you do that keeps you so busy?
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- I'm a writer.
- Oh, wow.
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- I-I write jingles.
- Oh.
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What... What jingles do you write?
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- Matteo's Cookies.
- That's a great jingle!
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That's my daughter
Max's favorite cereal.
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- Aww.
- Yeah.
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- Cheers to that.
- Cheers.
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We had to stop giving it
to her 'cause she was...
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- It's a lot of sugar.
- Yeah, she was losing teeth.
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Excuse me.
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Sir?
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Okay, what does a girl have to
do to get a drink around here?
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Maybe you just need to, you
know, sex it up a little bit.
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No, a woman doesn't have to
demean herself for a drink.
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Thank you.
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- Hi.
- Hi. What can I get you, babe?
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Excuse me.
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- Hi...
- Oh.
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Thanks so much.
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You got to be fucking kidding me.
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Right?
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- You know what?
- Can't believe it.
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What? You better not.
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Okay, look, there's an
opening at the end of the bar.
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Let's go down there so
we get served quicker.
250
00:09:30,367 --> 00:09:32,206
Luna, girl, chill out. I got this.
251
00:09:32,208 --> 00:09:34,369
Okay, you guys can wait
here if you want to.
252
00:09:34,371 --> 00:09:35,930
Wish I had boobs.
253
00:09:37,414 --> 00:09:38,773
Excuse me, Lenny Kravitz.
254
00:09:38,775 --> 00:09:40,895
I've been standing here for 25 minutes,
255
00:09:40,897 --> 00:09:42,617
and I noticed that
your customer of choice
256
00:09:42,619 --> 00:09:44,019
is big-tittied white women.
257
00:09:44,021 --> 00:09:45,781
If you don't make me a drink right now,
258
00:09:45,783 --> 00:09:47,783
black Twitter is going to explode.
259
00:09:47,785 --> 00:09:50,465
#RacistBartender at Amadeus.
260
00:09:50,467 --> 00:09:51,547
We're both black.
261
00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:52,609
Yeah, I know.
262
00:09:52,611 --> 00:09:55,831
Racist bartender at Amadeus!
263
00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:58,474
- Thank you very much.
- Yeah.
264
00:09:58,476 --> 00:10:01,277
I just shot my best gift, man,
265
00:10:01,279 --> 00:10:03,879
and she still didn't give me the rhyme.
266
00:10:03,881 --> 00:10:04,980
What's up with you, Miles?
267
00:10:04,982 --> 00:10:06,963
I'm enjoying socializing.
268
00:10:06,965 --> 00:10:09,685
Talking to five girls
on Google Hangouts.
269
00:10:09,687 --> 00:10:11,487
Hi. Are you Miles?
270
00:10:11,489 --> 00:10:13,491
- Yeah.
- Here's your Uber Eats.
271
00:10:15,613 --> 00:10:17,093
Man, I been gone too long.
272
00:10:17,095 --> 00:10:18,895
What happened to the, uh, you know,
273
00:10:18,897 --> 00:10:20,577
the girl you were talking to?
274
00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:22,819
She right there, man. I
think she's into girls, man.
275
00:10:22,821 --> 00:10:24,140
She might like both.
276
00:10:24,142 --> 00:10:27,223
New world, new time, no rules, right?
277
00:10:27,225 --> 00:10:30,267
But before that, I worked
for 13 years in the mail room
278
00:10:30,269 --> 00:10:32,629
at the Post Office. It was awful.
279
00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:34,231
Oh, my God.
280
00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:36,673
- What happ... What made you leave?
- I don't know.
281
00:10:36,675 --> 00:10:40,758
I-I guess I was just
tired of being afraid.
282
00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:44,241
Afraid to make a leap,
follow my passion.
283
00:10:44,243 --> 00:10:47,805
- You know?
- Man, I-I wish I could do that.
284
00:10:47,807 --> 00:10:48,867
You can!
285
00:10:48,869 --> 00:10:51,248
What is something that
you've been afraid to try?
286
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,371
- Uh...
- Hmm?
287
00:10:53,373 --> 00:10:54,652
I always wished I could dance.
288
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,934
What, like Baryshnikov?
289
00:10:56,936 --> 00:11:01,059
No, like, uh, "Soul Train" dancer.
290
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,461
I know, I was... In my defense,
291
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,543
I used to have a pretty
decent Running Man.
292
00:11:05,545 --> 00:11:08,546
Well, tonight we are
going to launch your dream
293
00:11:08,548 --> 00:11:09,948
and you are going to do
what makes you happy.
294
00:11:09,950 --> 00:11:11,589
Oh.
295
00:11:11,591 --> 00:11:13,952
Come on.
296
00:11:13,954 --> 00:11:15,954
Okay. Excuse us.
297
00:11:15,956 --> 00:11:17,996
Following my dream,
ladies and gentlemen.
298
00:11:17,998 --> 00:11:19,878
When most people travel to Tanzania,
299
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,360
they always go to Mount Kilimanjaro,
300
00:11:21,362 --> 00:11:24,563
whereas I prefer to
sit down, as we are now,
301
00:11:24,565 --> 00:11:26,925
and have a conversation with the Maasai
302
00:11:26,927 --> 00:11:29,449
about cattle rustling
or... or whatnot, right?
303
00:11:29,451 --> 00:11:30,772
Wow.
304
00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:32,571
Do you work for the United Nations?
305
00:11:32,573 --> 00:11:34,653
No, no, I-I travel for fun.
306
00:11:34,655 --> 00:11:36,135
I don't actually have a job.
307
00:11:36,137 --> 00:11:39,578
Yeah, I'm gonna go.
308
00:11:39,580 --> 00:11:42,383
But my soul, it's... it's rich.
309
00:11:43,585 --> 00:11:47,146
And this line means you're
gonna hook up with a strong,
310
00:11:47,148 --> 00:11:49,549
sensual, brown-skinned woman.
311
00:11:49,551 --> 00:11:51,431
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
312
00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:52,872
Let me guess... that woman is you?
313
00:11:52,874 --> 00:11:54,354
- Good guess.
- Mm.
314
00:11:54,356 --> 00:11:55,835
What else does it say?
315
00:11:55,837 --> 00:11:57,637
It says I hope brought your dust pan
316
00:11:57,639 --> 00:12:00,080
'cause the man you just met
gonna sweep you off your feet.
317
00:12:01,164 --> 00:12:02,364
Okay.
318
00:12:02,366 --> 00:12:04,487
Ooh, that's a hell of a description.
319
00:12:04,489 --> 00:12:05,690
♪ Hey, girl ♪
320
00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:07,813
Ooh, that's my song.
321
00:12:07,815 --> 00:12:09,776
- You want to dance?
- Yes!
322
00:12:09,778 --> 00:12:13,261
♪ Hey, girl, lemme see that bootay ♪
323
00:12:13,263 --> 00:12:15,224
♪ Turn around, lemme see that bootay ♪
324
00:12:15,226 --> 00:12:17,217
- Unh! Pow-pow!
- ♪ Pick it up, pick it up, drop that bootay ♪
325
00:12:17,219 --> 00:12:19,059
Aw, yeah, my dude!
326
00:12:19,061 --> 00:12:21,302
- Uh-huh.
- I see you doin' your thing.
327
00:12:21,304 --> 00:12:22,605
That's right, bro.
328
00:12:22,607 --> 00:12:25,987
You see that woman over there
with the beautiful brown skin?
329
00:12:25,989 --> 00:12:27,708
Oh, my God!
330
00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:30,031
She been diggin' on you all night.
331
00:12:30,033 --> 00:12:32,473
Oh, Michelle Obama!
332
00:12:32,475 --> 00:12:34,796
I think she want to dance with you.
333
00:12:34,798 --> 00:12:36,998
- No.
- You should go over there and holla at her.
334
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,079
Hell yeah!
335
00:12:38,081 --> 00:12:39,400
I hope she's Jewish.
336
00:12:39,402 --> 00:12:40,743
Uh-huh.
337
00:12:40,745 --> 00:12:42,043
Come on, get electrocuted, girl.
338
00:12:42,045 --> 00:12:43,144
- Oh, my God.
- Oh.
339
00:12:43,146 --> 00:12:44,185
Zap!
340
00:12:44,187 --> 00:12:45,327
- What?
- Zap, zap!
341
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,941
- No, stop zapping.
- Zap, zap, zap!
342
00:12:46,943 --> 00:12:48,489
Excuse... Would you move?!
343
00:12:48,491 --> 00:12:52,014
Oh, God.
344
00:12:52,016 --> 00:12:54,759
Does this work?
345
00:12:54,761 --> 00:12:56,502
♪ Dance, everybody, lemme
see you on the floor ♪
346
00:12:56,504 --> 00:12:58,467
♪ This party don't stop
till we out the door ♪
347
00:13:02,627 --> 00:13:05,868
I just... I just haven't danced
in a really long time, so, uh...
348
00:13:09,754 --> 00:13:12,715
- Okay.
- Oh.
349
00:13:12,717 --> 00:13:14,877
Maybe this'll help loosen you up.
350
00:13:14,879 --> 00:13:18,441
- Oh, I don't usually...
- Come on.
351
00:13:18,443 --> 00:13:20,883
Oh, my God.
352
00:13:20,885 --> 00:13:22,365
Oh, my God.
353
00:13:24,169 --> 00:13:25,249
Okay.
354
00:13:25,251 --> 00:13:28,491
I-I just... I believe
in our future, right?
355
00:13:28,493 --> 00:13:29,893
And the future of surrounding energies
356
00:13:29,895 --> 00:13:31,575
is exactly why I-I live in a closet
357
00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:32,822
and only have two pairs of shoes.
358
00:13:32,824 --> 00:13:35,218
- I mean...
- Wait, wait. Did you say you live in a closet
359
00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:37,300
and you only have two pairs of shoes?
360
00:13:37,302 --> 00:13:39,543
Yes. You see, I'm a minimalist.
361
00:13:39,545 --> 00:13:40,784
And you ain't packing?
362
00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:42,266
Oh, hell no.
363
00:13:42,268 --> 00:13:43,388
Tina, let's go.
364
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,109
- I-I said minimalist.
- Whatever.
365
00:13:45,111 --> 00:13:46,590
Minimalist... small, subtle.
366
00:13:49,515 --> 00:13:51,195
♪ Dance, everybody, lemme
see you on the floor ♪
367
00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:53,677
♪ This party don't stop
till we out the door ♪
368
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,287
Sorry.
369
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:09,454
You do realize this is a fast song?
370
00:14:09,456 --> 00:14:11,336
I'm different.
371
00:14:11,338 --> 00:14:13,138
- You are different.
- Mm-hmm.
372
00:14:15,902 --> 00:14:17,622
And psychic! Aww.
373
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:20,225
That's my cue to bring
you closer to me, girl.
374
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,627
- Okay.
- Closer.
375
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:23,789
May I have this dance?
376
00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:24,990
Oh, whoa, whoa.
377
00:14:24,992 --> 00:14:27,112
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
378
00:14:27,114 --> 00:14:28,115
This dance is taken.
379
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,477
- Yeah, because I'm taking it.
- Oh, my God.
380
00:14:29,479 --> 00:14:31,040
No, that's because she
was hollering at me.
381
00:14:31,042 --> 00:14:32,340
- You seen that, Isis.
- No, we... we're talkin'...
382
00:14:32,342 --> 00:14:33,582
Okay, guys, look, look, look, look.
383
00:14:33,584 --> 00:14:34,944
This is too much.
384
00:14:34,946 --> 00:14:37,568
I just came out to have fun, all right?
385
00:14:37,570 --> 00:14:40,933
Damn, y'all are really trippin'.
386
00:14:40,935 --> 00:14:43,868
Oh, my God.
387
00:14:43,870 --> 00:14:45,491
- Look what you did.
- No, look what I did?
388
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:46,554
She was with me first.
389
00:14:46,556 --> 00:14:48,494
Oh, I didn't realize she
was your property, Tray.
390
00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:50,056
- What is this, high school?
- What?!
391
00:14:50,058 --> 00:14:51,978
Do you know what it took for
me to muster up the courage
392
00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:53,700
to come over here and
shoot my shot with her?
393
00:14:53,702 --> 00:14:54,882
And here you come violatin'?
394
00:14:54,884 --> 00:14:56,503
You should've seen that
she was more into me
395
00:14:56,505 --> 00:14:57,624
than she was into you.
396
00:14:57,626 --> 00:14:59,771
- Guys, guys, guys, what's going on?
- Oh, nothing.
397
00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:01,613
Tray just has a problem
with a little competition.
398
00:15:01,615 --> 00:15:03,550
Oh, that's why you threw
them shoulder pads on
399
00:15:03,552 --> 00:15:04,951
- and threw them blocks, huh?
- Yeah.
400
00:15:04,953 --> 00:15:06,233
- Ain't no competition.
- Oh, yes, there is.
401
00:15:06,235 --> 00:15:07,994
You need to fall back, home girl.
402
00:15:07,996 --> 00:15:09,136
- Tray.
- You need to fall back.
403
00:15:09,138 --> 00:15:10,437
- What?!
- Tray, Tray.
404
00:15:10,439 --> 00:15:11,878
Can you hold this for a second, Sabrina?
405
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,760
- What?
- I know some things have changed,
406
00:15:13,762 --> 00:15:16,724
but one thing that will never
change is bros before hos.
407
00:15:16,726 --> 00:15:18,365
We before she.
408
00:15:18,367 --> 00:15:20,127
We walked in here as
friends to have fun.
409
00:15:20,129 --> 00:15:21,649
We need to leave as friends.
410
00:15:21,651 --> 00:15:23,170
Now where is the love?
411
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,532
Who are you, Miles?
412
00:15:24,534 --> 00:15:25,893
Okay, and when did this start?
413
00:15:25,895 --> 00:15:28,656
Trying to have fun, Tray, you know?
414
00:15:28,658 --> 00:15:31,899
Oh, man.
415
00:15:31,901 --> 00:15:33,903
I'm sorry, Tray.
416
00:15:35,545 --> 00:15:36,784
I was buggin', too, Isis.
417
00:15:36,786 --> 00:15:37,946
I...
418
00:15:37,948 --> 00:15:40,628
I'm sorry.
419
00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:42,911
Friends?
420
00:15:42,913 --> 00:15:44,432
Yeah. Come over here, girl.
421
00:15:44,434 --> 00:15:46,074
- You know I love you, man.
- That's more like it.
422
00:15:46,076 --> 00:15:48,677
Ah!
423
00:15:48,679 --> 00:15:50,238
Hug it out, let's do it.
424
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,943
- Who is this?
- Goddamn it, Isis!
425
00:15:52,945 --> 00:15:53,985
What?
426
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,548
You did it!
427
00:15:56,550 --> 00:15:58,527
You almost got kicked out of the club,
428
00:15:58,529 --> 00:16:00,289
but you had fun, right?
429
00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:01,351
Thanks to you.
430
00:16:01,353 --> 00:16:04,115
Honestly, I had... had
the time of my life.
431
00:16:05,279 --> 00:16:08,377
Oh, that's my friends.
432
00:16:08,379 --> 00:16:10,579
- They're leaving. I have to go.
- Oh, no.
433
00:16:10,581 --> 00:16:11,741
It was so nice to meet you.
434
00:16:11,743 --> 00:16:12,943
I had so much fun.
435
00:16:12,945 --> 00:16:14,984
I would say we should keep
in touch, but, you know,
436
00:16:14,986 --> 00:16:16,225
I don't think you're ready for that.
437
00:16:16,227 --> 00:16:17,507
Yeah, no.
438
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:19,703
Uh, thanks for a... a great night.
439
00:16:19,705 --> 00:16:22,307
Oh, come here.
440
00:16:22,309 --> 00:16:23,673
- All right.
- Okay.
441
00:16:23,675 --> 00:16:26,756
- Bye.
- Bye.
442
00:16:26,758 --> 00:16:29,399
I see you, you big ol' dog.
443
00:16:29,401 --> 00:16:30,501
Okay. I see you.
444
00:16:30,503 --> 00:16:33,523
I-I had the most fun I've
had in a really long time.
445
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:35,285
I-I could do this every night.
446
00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:36,847
- I told you.
- Yeah.
447
00:16:36,849 --> 00:16:38,608
Oh!
448
00:16:38,610 --> 00:16:39,810
He was getting it.
449
00:16:41,694 --> 00:16:43,614
Oh, my God.
450
00:16:43,616 --> 00:16:45,617
I missed Ace standing
up for the first time.
451
00:16:45,619 --> 00:16:47,900
What?
452
00:16:47,902 --> 00:16:49,620
- What am I doing here?
- No, no, no.
453
00:16:49,622 --> 00:16:50,901
I can't believe I let
you talk me into this.
454
00:16:50,903 --> 00:16:52,623
Come on, Paul, don't... Paul!
455
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:53,864
Wait right here, I'll be right back.
456
00:16:53,866 --> 00:16:56,229
Paul! Paul!
457
00:16:59,232 --> 00:17:00,711
Paul.
458
00:17:00,713 --> 00:17:02,954
Hey, Paul.
459
00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:07,358
Hey, look, man, I know you
goin' through a lot right now.
460
00:17:09,002 --> 00:17:11,122
I'm over here, Tray.
461
00:17:11,124 --> 00:17:13,404
Get out!
462
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,650
Listen, man.
463
00:17:18,652 --> 00:17:20,492
I know what it's like
to miss important moments
464
00:17:20,494 --> 00:17:22,574
in your children's life, okay?
465
00:17:22,576 --> 00:17:25,377
I still feel bad about it to this day.
466
00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:27,059
But this wasn't your fault.
467
00:17:27,061 --> 00:17:29,861
Tray, I-I just... I
just want to go home.
468
00:17:29,863 --> 00:17:31,543
Tonight was a total loss.
469
00:17:31,545 --> 00:17:33,665
Paul, no, it wasn't, man.
It wasn't a total loss.
470
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:35,988
You had a great time, okay?
471
00:17:35,990 --> 00:17:37,870
You got to know who you are.
472
00:17:37,872 --> 00:17:39,872
You was doin' moves out there
on that dance floor like you
473
00:17:39,874 --> 00:17:41,634
was a "Soul Train" dancer,
474
00:17:41,636 --> 00:17:44,196
and your Roger the Rabbit was fire.
475
00:17:44,198 --> 00:17:46,399
It was kind of hot.
476
00:17:46,401 --> 00:17:48,401
Yeah, you was gettin' down, Jack.
477
00:17:52,399 --> 00:17:54,760
- Am I a bad father?
- No, Paul.
478
00:17:54,762 --> 00:17:55,969
Just because you had a great time
479
00:17:55,971 --> 00:17:58,731
doesn't make you a bad father.
480
00:17:58,733 --> 00:18:00,733
Or husband.
481
00:18:00,735 --> 00:18:03,576
I missed my kids' whole childhood.
482
00:18:03,578 --> 00:18:05,338
I know some bad fathers.
483
00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:06,980
You're not one.
484
00:18:06,982 --> 00:18:09,302
You are a family man.
485
00:18:09,304 --> 00:18:11,625
I see you with your family.
486
00:18:11,627 --> 00:18:15,810
I see how you are with them...
gentle, loving, warm.
487
00:18:15,812 --> 00:18:16,870
Thanks, Tray.
488
00:18:16,872 --> 00:18:21,275
Now, this is the hard part.
489
00:18:21,277 --> 00:18:23,958
You got to get your wife to respect you.
490
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,039
I know, I know.
491
00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:27,643
Oh.
492
00:18:28,845 --> 00:18:30,244
It's Laura.
493
00:18:30,246 --> 00:18:32,286
I'm gonna answer it.
494
00:18:32,288 --> 00:18:34,369
Hello?
495
00:18:35,371 --> 00:18:38,052
Yeah, no, I-I-I got the video.
496
00:18:38,054 --> 00:18:41,936
His room is a mess, and
why is he up so late?
497
00:18:41,938 --> 00:18:44,259
Oh.
498
00:18:44,261 --> 00:18:46,661
Oh, you do?
499
00:18:46,663 --> 00:18:47,782
Oh.
500
00:18:47,784 --> 00:18:49,584
She wants me to come home.
501
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:51,588
Tell her you have some demands.
502
00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:54,950
Okay.
503
00:18:54,952 --> 00:18:57,312
Uh, listen, Laura, I-I have, uh...
504
00:18:57,314 --> 00:19:01,356
I have some demands, s-some,
I mean, requests, some...
505
00:19:01,358 --> 00:19:02,758
I mean, they're... they're
suggestions, really.
506
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,601
Um, I want my kids to know my parents,
507
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,443
and I-I think... I think we need, like,
508
00:19:07,445 --> 00:19:09,084
a date night, like once a month.
509
00:19:09,086 --> 00:19:11,527
We should... We could go dancing
510
00:19:11,529 --> 00:19:14,170
and maybe have some sex.
511
00:19:14,172 --> 00:19:15,571
I would love to have a little sex.
512
00:19:15,573 --> 00:19:17,173
I think... I think it would be good.
513
00:19:17,175 --> 00:19:18,854
And I want us to have some weird sex.
514
00:19:18,856 --> 00:19:21,457
That's what you get to
have when you're married.
515
00:19:21,459 --> 00:19:24,100
So I want scenarios and stuff.
516
00:19:24,102 --> 00:19:25,822
Okay. Uh, all right, I'll...
517
00:19:25,824 --> 00:19:27,503
I'll see you at home, honey.
518
00:19:27,505 --> 00:19:29,706
Bye, honey.
519
00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:31,710
Oh! Oh, okay.
520
00:19:33,752 --> 00:19:35,792
What, you got all of that?
521
00:19:35,794 --> 00:19:37,954
No, no. Uh, not at all, but...
522
00:19:37,956 --> 00:19:39,956
but my kids are gonna see my parents.
523
00:19:39,958 --> 00:19:42,679
Hey, can't win 'em all.
524
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,283
Thank you.
525
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:48,285
Next time you decide
to put your foot down,
526
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:52,329
you make sure you do it firmly
and you do it in your house.
527
00:19:52,331 --> 00:19:54,091
That's fair.
528
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:57,134
Um, do you mind if
we left this bathroom?
529
00:19:57,136 --> 00:19:59,378
It just smells like so
many layers of vomit.
530
00:20:01,421 --> 00:20:03,703
- Let's go, kid.
- All right.
531
00:20:07,227 --> 00:20:08,306
Hey.
532
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,627
Doing last call.
533
00:20:09,629 --> 00:20:10,988
Oh, my goodness.
534
00:20:10,990 --> 00:20:12,470
I can't believe I got your attention.
535
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:15,473
Um, yes, can I have a martini, please?
536
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:17,115
- Sure.
- Oh, my God!
537
00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:19,277
I feel like you're a
mirage or something.
538
00:20:19,279 --> 00:20:21,039
Um, can you make it extra strong?
539
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:23,401
I want it to hit me in
the Uber on the way back.
540
00:20:23,403 --> 00:20:26,605
I gotcha.
541
00:20:26,607 --> 00:20:29,207
All right!
542
00:20:29,209 --> 00:20:31,850
Yeah, no, sorry, we don't take Discover.
543
00:20:31,852 --> 00:20:33,772
What? Um, okay, well,
hold on one second.
544
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,615
I definitely have another card with me.
545
00:20:36,617 --> 00:20:38,617
Uh...
546
00:20:38,619 --> 00:20:41,220
Sorry.
547
00:20:41,222 --> 00:20:44,143
Just in case. You never know.
548
00:20:44,145 --> 00:20:45,504
No card.
549
00:20:45,506 --> 00:20:47,508
No cash.
550
00:20:50,098 --> 00:20:51,270
Um...
551
00:20:51,272 --> 00:20:53,394
- Nope.
- What?
552
00:20:53,396 --> 00:20:56,396
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