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Previously on "The Last O.G."...

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Been almost 30 years since
my mother threw me out.

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I just thought maybe that you might want

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to meet your grandkids.

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I got grandkids?

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Is this...

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- Hello.
- Hi.

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Wade Copeland's will
be filing for bankruptcy

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and laying off all of our employees.

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What the hell?

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Maybe I should start working for myself,

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start my own fashion line.

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See me out here trying to get
my food truck up and running.

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This is my last shot at my dream.

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Okay, we'll give you the money.

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Once this food truck
starts making some money,

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then I can start my new business.

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- Shit.
- Time's up here.

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You got two weeks to find
you a new place to live.

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Before you say anything,
just hear me out.

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_

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Where am I?

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In your dream.

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You've entered the
labyrinth of your mind.

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I am the triple O.G.

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I am you, and you are me.

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Forgive me for disturbing your solitude.

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It's been a long time, Tray.

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Haven't seen you since you got out.

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I figured you didn't need me anymore.

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So did I, but now I
have so many questions.

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- I need your wisdom.
- What is your quandary?

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I told myself when I got out the joint,

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I was going to be a
force of positive change.

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I want to give back to my community,

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but it seems like every
time I take a step forward,

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I take three steps backwards.

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A man is destined to repeat his mistakes

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if he doesn't learn from the past.

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My business failed.

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I got released from the
halfway house and, worst of all,

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I've been living with my
moms for the past six months.

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I don't know who to trust.

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The devil's best disguise
is as your friend.

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But where do I begin?
I don't have a job.

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I don't have my own place.

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You bitch ass nigga. Stop whining, Tray.

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You Brooklyn-born, man.

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You're do-or-die Bed-Stuy.

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Everything you seek is
within you, man, and just like

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Bruce Lee said before he
ripped the baby's hairs off

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of Chuck Norris' chest,
"The task ahead of you

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is not stronger than
the strength within you".

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I must leave now.

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I got to watch the Knicks game.

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They up 57 points.

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For real?

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I told you, this is a dream.

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- Wake up, baby.
- Morning, sweetness.

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Uh-oh, oh, my back a little stiff.

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Uh-oh, hey, I got stiff twice.

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I'm too much. Am I too much?

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No!

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Mom!

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I'm too much for myself.

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Hey, Tray.

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You slept good? I sure did.

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Yeah, that makes one of us.

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Well, let me make you a plate.

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You in a good mood?

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I am floating on air.

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Yeah, your wig is floating
to the side of your head.

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Oh, stop.

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- Uh-oh.
- Mmm, something smells good.

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Used to call me Crazy Carl,
but now they call me Batman.

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Stop, oh, now you worked up a appetite.

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Uh-oh, didn't tell me we had company.

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- This must be Tray.
- Yeah.

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Your mom tells me all
about you all the time.

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You can call me Mr. Weathers.

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Yeah, but she ain't told
me nothing about you.

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Ma, where did you find this clown?

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Carl is a nice man.

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We met at church.

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- Church's Chicken.
- Stop.

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I was craving some hot wings
until I saw those thighs.

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Get me a whole bucket of thigh.

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Yeah, well, money, you need to
come up out my slippers, man.

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I don't know where your feet been.

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You're right. You know what?

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I saw them by the door,
and I put them on.

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Now, Tray, you don't
have to act like that.

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Carl is a guest in my house. Okay?

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If you don't want him
trying on the slippers,

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then just don't put them...
Why you acting all jealous?

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I'm happy.

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Babe, don't be upset. Okay?

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Let me handle this.
Let me talk to the man.

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Okay.

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Okay, Tray, I get it, man.

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Look, you been here for six months.

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We all go on hard
times, but at some point,

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Tray, you got to get off that titty.

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No, he was a formula baby.

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I don't know how he got so attached.

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No, no, Ma, you ain't
got to tell my business.

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Let me ask you a question, man.

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What kind of bootleg father are you,

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trying to give me advice?

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Huh, no, let me figure it out.

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Your unemployment ran out?

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You got kicked out your spot?

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- You got evicted?
- Ouch.

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Did you slip-and-fall settlement,

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it wasn't as big as you
thought it was going to be?

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Roberta, did you tell
this boy all my business?

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No, no, she ain't tell
me nothing. I got you.

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You're as easy to read
as a "Jet" magazine.

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Oh, you got it all wrong, Tray.

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Carl just finished his
two-year degree at ITT Tech.

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I was sitting on the couch
doing nothing with my life,

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and then I made the call.

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I made the call.

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He could be a X-ray technician
or a dental assistant.

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Or you could be bumming
off a 60-year-old woman.

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Tray.

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Don't ruin this for me.

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Hey. Yo, what up, Bobby?

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Yeah. No, man,

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I still got some other things
I got to fix here, man.

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I'll holler at you later. One.

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You still messing with Bobby?

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Ma, he's family.

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Yeah, you said the
same thing about Wavy.

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You don't know the knife is
sharp until it cuts you, huh?

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You know what? On that note, I'm out.

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I'm out. I can't do this.

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Yeah, Tray, your mom is right.

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You play silly games,
you win silly prizes.

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Hey!

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The prize, it's a whistle.

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That's gonna be fun tonight.

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I'm too much?

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She's standing there
with her wig to the side.

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Then he comes in wearing a nightgown

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with these drawers on.

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I mean, these drawers were so tight,

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looked like he had the hammer of Thor

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between his legs, not that I looked.

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Two seconds and that's it.

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All I know is he better
not get my mother pregnant

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because she is too old.

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I do not want my brother
looking like the [BLEEP]

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- Elephant Man.
- Okay.

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Well, he's younger than
her, but she looks happy.

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I heard women reach their
sexual peak in their 60s.

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I don't mind her getting hers.

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I just don't want to
listen to it every night.

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Sounds like you got to
get your own place, then.

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I want to. I just don't know how to.

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I ain't got no money.
I ain't got no job.

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When you locked up, people don't
tell you how much freedom costs.

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Well, you know, the check
came in from the insurance

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company on the truck, and
there's a little left over.

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So we could help you
out with first and last.

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If you need a good broker, I know a few.

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Yo, Josh, I appreciate you going
above and beyond for me, dude.

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It's nothing. We're family.

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Yeah, like in a "Diff'rent Strokes"

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kind of way, right?

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What you talking about, Tray?

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This is the hottest
building in Brooklyn.

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Man, I remember this place,
used to be an insane asylum.

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The church bought it back in the '80s.

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We used to spend summers here

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playing basketball in the basement,

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making zip guns, doing arts and crafts.

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The karate school, the
teacher was an ex-Marine.

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I remember him roundhouse
kicking a 5-year-old girl

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in the chest because she
ain't know how to do push-ups.

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Let's go.

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Isn't this lobby beautiful?

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As you can see, it's
been fully restored.

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They had to.

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Crackheads stole everything, the floors,

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the doors, the walls, the windows.

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They even stole the elevator.

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Only a crackhead can steal up.

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Mmm.

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So I can tell you that this apartment

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is competitively priced
at $3,500 a month.

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Competitive with who, the White House?

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The Playboy mansion? Neverland Ranch?

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This is way out of my price range.

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This one is a little
more in your price range.

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Yeah, now this is
what I'm talking about.

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This one is a little cozy.

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Does it have a view?

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Give him some time.

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Am I gonna be seeing this all the time?

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Because I got plants I
want to put in the window.

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So every time I water the plants,

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I got to see this dude's ass crack?

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Oh, my god.

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Now you can't tell
me this isn't perfect.

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Oh, you mean to tell me this
little one comes with the place?

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I'm sure we can work something out.

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I never stroked a pussy this big before.

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Aren't you lucky?

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No, I'd say this place
ticks all the boxes,

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and it's in your price range.

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So what do you say?

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Thank God they finally
got rid of the body.

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They didn't find her for three weeks.

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I heard the cat ate her.

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I've got a great feeling
about this next one.

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One B.R., half-bath.

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Let me guess, one big
rat and a big ass sink.

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I'm not going to lie
to you, Tray, not no.

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So do you want it?

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I can't believe it's so
hard to find a place, man.

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- Yeah.
- This is harder than finding a Puerto Rican

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in a Woody Allen movie.

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Back in the days, when
you wanted to find a spot,

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all you needed was $500 and
your baby cousin's social.

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Well, don't get discouraged.
It's our first day at it.

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I'll look at some more listings.

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I'm sure that there's something

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a little bit more reasonable out there.

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Holy... Oh, my god.

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That's in... Okay, you know what?

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Maybe we look at something
outside of the city, uh,

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Queens, the Bronx.

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I heard Newark is really nice, actually.

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From who?

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Newark is New York's asshole,

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smells like a dead body
dipped in garbage truck juice.

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You know, Corey Booker
had to run for president

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just to get the [BLEEP] out of Newark.

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Man, when I was in
prison, it was just easier.

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Free room and board,
three hots and a cot.

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Look, you've paid the
price, Tray, 15 years.

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You paid.

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Let's do it again tomorrow, okay?

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I'll see you in the morning, Josh.

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And if you look to your right,

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you will see a happy Brooklyn native.

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Now, generations of his family

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probably grew up right
here on this very block.

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Have a wonderful day.

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_

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That you, Tray?

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00:10:50,527 --> 00:10:52,587
Want to get a game of 2K in?

254
00:10:52,589 --> 00:10:56,591
Yo, you got my Platinum FUBU on?

255
00:10:56,593 --> 00:10:58,033
Hmm. For Us, By Us.

256
00:10:58,035 --> 00:10:59,554
You mom said I could wear anything

257
00:10:59,556 --> 00:11:02,077
that looked better on me.

258
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:04,399
Hey, while I got you here,
let me ask you something.

259
00:11:04,401 --> 00:11:07,463
I want to talk to you about
your plans for the future.

260
00:11:07,465 --> 00:11:09,205
I mean, now that your mom
and I are living together,

261
00:11:09,207 --> 00:11:10,926
and I'm the man of the house,

262
00:11:10,928 --> 00:11:12,888
I want to lay down some ground rules,

263
00:11:12,890 --> 00:11:14,250
but you got to get a job,

264
00:11:14,252 --> 00:11:16,052
and you got to be able
to pull your own weight.

265
00:11:16,054 --> 00:11:18,695
Your mom's retirement check
can't cover all three of us.

266
00:11:18,697 --> 00:11:20,977
- You feel me?
- Mmm, I feel you.

267
00:11:20,979 --> 00:11:23,860
Listen, I did 15 years in prison, right,

268
00:11:23,862 --> 00:11:26,183
and I done met the best
con men in the world,

269
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,745
way better than Bernie
Madoff, all of that,

270
00:11:28,747 --> 00:11:32,389
but if you think you gonna
come up in here and push me out

271
00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:34,992
just so that you could
take advantage of my mother,

272
00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:38,796
- you got another thing coming.
- Aah!

273
00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:41,278
You going to lose your privilege, boy.

274
00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,120
What the hell is going on here?

275
00:11:43,122 --> 00:11:44,922
He's no good, Ma, trying to push me out

276
00:11:44,924 --> 00:11:46,003
so he can take advantage of you.

277
00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:50,288
Just stop it! Stop it!

278
00:11:50,290 --> 00:11:52,290
You don't need to protect
me. I can protect myself.

279
00:11:52,292 --> 00:11:53,892
If I want to bring a
man up in this house,

280
00:11:53,894 --> 00:11:55,774
I can bring a man up in this house.

281
00:11:55,776 --> 00:11:59,137
You got to stop disrespecting Carl.

282
00:11:59,139 --> 00:12:00,899
If you won't do that, you got to...

283
00:12:00,901 --> 00:12:02,901
you got to get out of
my house by tomorrow.

284
00:12:07,868 --> 00:12:10,189
Mom, this is the second
time you kicked me out.

285
00:12:10,191 --> 00:12:11,751
I...

286
00:12:17,038 --> 00:12:20,646
Whew, that boy is strong!

287
00:12:20,648 --> 00:12:22,031
I mean, you can stay on the couch

288
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:24,117
until Shay and the
kids get back in town.

289
00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,322
Hopefully I have a place by then.

290
00:12:26,324 --> 00:12:28,267
Oh, this one popped up an hour ago.

291
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:29,749
It's a little further
out than you want to be,

292
00:12:29,751 --> 00:12:32,492
but price is right.

293
00:12:32,494 --> 00:12:34,694
Yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

294
00:12:37,059 --> 00:12:39,019
Hey, Bobby, what's up?

295
00:12:39,021 --> 00:12:41,982
Sorry for yesterday, man, I
got caught up in a few errands.

296
00:12:41,984 --> 00:12:45,305
Yeah. No, no! I can
meet you there today.

297
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:46,707
I can be there right now.

298
00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:49,189
All right, G. One.

299
00:12:49,191 --> 00:12:50,751
Bobby want me to come up to the shop.

300
00:12:50,753 --> 00:12:51,992
Come on, Tray.

301
00:12:51,994 --> 00:12:53,394
I mean, this spot on Rockaway Ave,

302
00:12:53,396 --> 00:12:54,755
it might not be available tomorrow.

303
00:12:54,757 --> 00:12:56,277
I can't keep blowing him off.

304
00:12:56,279 --> 00:12:58,559
Man, I canceled my
writer's workshop for this.

305
00:12:58,561 --> 00:13:00,041
I know, but this sounds important.

306
00:13:00,043 --> 00:13:01,522
Dude, it...

307
00:13:01,524 --> 00:13:04,365
Listen, I told him I would be there.

308
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:07,128
It's always one step forward
and two steps back, Tray.

309
00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:08,770
We'll catch up later.

310
00:13:08,772 --> 00:13:10,774
- All right.
- All right.

311
00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:20,144
The devil's best disguise
is as your friend.

312
00:13:24,188 --> 00:13:26,469
Remove yourself from all negativity.

313
00:13:26,471 --> 00:13:28,751
Seek your independence.

314
00:13:30,757 --> 00:13:32,615
I try and I try and I try

315
00:13:32,617 --> 00:13:34,557
to be a positive force in my community.

316
00:13:34,559 --> 00:13:36,519
There's nothing I can do.

317
00:13:36,521 --> 00:13:38,081
That's not entirely true.

318
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:40,724
What if you didn't sell
drugs to your community?

319
00:13:43,809 --> 00:13:45,409
- Crack is back.
- Oh, yeah.

320
00:13:47,533 --> 00:13:48,972
The special tape around the grip,

321
00:13:48,974 --> 00:13:50,654
the serial numbers are filed off,

322
00:13:50,656 --> 00:13:53,817
and the trigger repels fingerprints.

323
00:13:53,819 --> 00:13:56,660
This is a body snatcher, son.

324
00:13:56,662 --> 00:13:57,942
My nigga.

325
00:14:02,148 --> 00:14:03,748
- I got this, cuzzo.
- Yo, but wait a minute...

326
00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:05,189
- Don't worry about it.
- This is just FUBAR.

327
00:14:05,191 --> 00:14:06,591
- I got this.
- Where you going?

328
00:14:06,593 --> 00:14:09,154
Bobby, come on, man, stop acting crazy.

329
00:14:09,156 --> 00:14:11,796
Bobby! [BLEEP].

330
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:19,725
Shit!

331
00:14:19,727 --> 00:14:21,607
A man is destined to repeat his mistakes

332
00:14:21,609 --> 00:14:23,609
if he doesn't learn from the past.

333
00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:53,360
You're my contractor, get it done.

334
00:14:53,362 --> 00:14:54,962
What? You're going to sue me?

335
00:14:54,964 --> 00:14:57,044
Oh, yeah? Well, I'll
sue you for suing me.

336
00:14:57,046 --> 00:14:59,206
- Kitchen, bathroom, bedroom.
- Mind if I check around?

337
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:00,728
Yeah, sure, go right ahead.

338
00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:02,730
Look, I haven't seen you in two weeks,

339
00:15:02,732 --> 00:15:05,013
and when I do, you... you overcharge me,

340
00:15:05,015 --> 00:15:06,734
and your workers don't
even speak English.

341
00:15:06,736 --> 00:15:09,137
I mean, Google translator
had to ask Yahoo!

342
00:15:09,139 --> 00:15:10,819
just to know what the
hell they were saying.

343
00:15:10,821 --> 00:15:12,821
- How much?
- 10 grand?

344
00:15:12,823 --> 00:15:13,985
- What?
- Not you.

345
00:15:13,987 --> 00:15:16,425
Look, the lobby doors
are locking tenants

346
00:15:16,427 --> 00:15:17,666
inside the building.

347
00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:19,308
It... it's a goddamn
escape room in here.

348
00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:20,392
$2,500 a month,

349
00:15:20,394 --> 00:15:22,871
and I'll need first and last up front.

350
00:15:22,873 --> 00:15:25,434
Look, Mr. Kelly, I'm not a perfect guy.

351
00:15:25,436 --> 00:15:28,237
The last year I've been
headed in the right direction.

352
00:15:28,239 --> 00:15:30,720
If you gave me this apartment
at a much lower price,

353
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:33,322
it would help keep
me on the right track.

354
00:15:33,324 --> 00:15:36,846
Is there anything you can do for me?

355
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,848
Eat me.

356
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:41,611
So you want it or not?

357
00:15:41,613 --> 00:15:44,134
Screw me? Screw you. You're fired.

358
00:15:44,136 --> 00:15:46,056
I just hope I get to
be there when karma ass

359
00:15:46,058 --> 00:15:47,724
[BLEEP] you with a cactus.

360
00:15:47,726 --> 00:15:50,140
Hey, hey, watch it! Watch it!

361
00:15:50,142 --> 00:15:51,461
- You good?
- Yeah.

362
00:15:51,463 --> 00:15:52,863
Okay.

363
00:15:52,865 --> 00:15:55,266
Goddamn contractor was
supposed to fix that.

364
00:15:55,268 --> 00:15:57,668
Whoever did this used 2s instead of 4s.

365
00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:59,685
- Yeah?
- If you get me a butter knife,

366
00:15:59,687 --> 00:16:01,872
I can fix it for you.

367
00:16:01,874 --> 00:16:03,955
You got experience with carpentry?

368
00:16:03,957 --> 00:16:06,878
Yes, carpentry,
electrical, and plumbing.

369
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,801
Where'd you learn all that?

370
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,242
ITT Tech.

371
00:16:11,244 --> 00:16:13,164
I was sitting on the couch,
and I wasn't doing much.

372
00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:16,271
So I decided to make the call.

373
00:16:16,273 --> 00:16:18,410
Well, I'm sure the tenants
would love to have

374
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:21,053
an on-site superintendent, and
I'd like to not commute here

375
00:16:21,055 --> 00:16:22,734
every time one of these
millennials needs to change

376
00:16:22,736 --> 00:16:25,898
a compact fluorescent light bulb.

377
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:28,501
Thank you, Mr. Kelly, thank you.

378
00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:36,149
$1,500 for a one-bedroom
in Park Slope Half.

379
00:16:36,151 --> 00:16:38,351
It was always meant to be.

380
00:16:38,353 --> 00:16:39,832
Thank you, good looking out,

381
00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:42,796
and I heard what you said,
man, and from here on out,

382
00:16:42,798 --> 00:16:44,678
there's going to be steps forward,

383
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,320
and my next step is to get me a job,

384
00:16:47,322 --> 00:16:49,242
a J-O-B.

385
00:16:49,244 --> 00:16:52,005
Hmm, well, if I were you,
I'd go with what I know.

386
00:16:52,007 --> 00:16:55,409
Well, I know cooking,
and I know Brooklyn.

387
00:16:55,411 --> 00:16:57,331
Now, if you look over
here to your right,

388
00:16:57,333 --> 00:17:00,374
you'll see the famous
Velvet Milk Coffee Shop.

389
00:17:00,376 --> 00:17:02,496
This coffee shop has
been a staple in Brooklyn

390
00:17:02,498 --> 00:17:04,098
for over 30 months.

391
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:07,422
That's over four decades in
hipster coffee shop years.

392
00:17:07,424 --> 00:17:10,705
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
you want some real history?

393
00:17:10,707 --> 00:17:13,490
This place was a brothel
called the Velvet Room.

394
00:17:13,492 --> 00:17:16,391
It was run by a one-eyed
hooker named Blackbeard

395
00:17:16,393 --> 00:17:18,874
because she had a long
hair hanging from her chin.

396
00:17:18,876 --> 00:17:20,555
Okay, the place was so cheap,

397
00:17:20,557 --> 00:17:21,877
you had to bring your own sheets,

398
00:17:21,879 --> 00:17:23,879
and the hookers had punch cards.

399
00:17:23,881 --> 00:17:25,841
Pardon me, sir, these
people paid good money

400
00:17:25,843 --> 00:17:27,403
for an authentic tour of Brooklyn.

401
00:17:27,405 --> 00:17:30,246
So if you'll excuse us,
we'll be on our way.

402
00:17:30,248 --> 00:17:32,608
Authentic? Y'all want authentic?

403
00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:35,371
Y'all call this Brooklyn.
We call it Crooklyn.

404
00:17:35,373 --> 00:17:38,735
Before the hipster coffee
shops and the farmers' markets,

405
00:17:38,737 --> 00:17:41,578
these streets was run
by mobsters, gangsters,

406
00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:44,341
players, and hood legends.

407
00:17:44,343 --> 00:17:46,583
- What's a hood legend?
- A hood legend?

408
00:17:46,585 --> 00:17:49,706
That's a male or a female who
made history on these streets.

409
00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:51,228
Oh, like Drake.

410
00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:53,911
No, not like Drake,
more like John Booknight,

411
00:17:53,913 --> 00:17:56,233
the greatest knockout
artist in Brooklyn.

412
00:17:56,235 --> 00:17:58,916
As a matter of fact, y'all
standing on the streets

413
00:17:58,918 --> 00:18:00,918
where this legend was born.

414
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:04,722
John Booknight was 6-foot-4, 260 pounds

415
00:18:04,724 --> 00:18:08,366
with a bald head and fists
that looked like cinder blocks.

416
00:18:08,368 --> 00:18:11,609
If you owed John money
or showed disrespect,

417
00:18:11,611 --> 00:18:13,171
he only had to say one word.

418
00:18:13,173 --> 00:18:15,533
Yo!

419
00:18:15,535 --> 00:18:16,855
Then it was lights out.

420
00:18:16,857 --> 00:18:19,257
I ain't got your money, John.

421
00:18:19,259 --> 00:18:23,622
I once seen him punch
a man clean out of his shoes.

422
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:24,983
What happened here?

423
00:18:24,985 --> 00:18:27,946
Only the greatest knockout
in Brooklyn history.

424
00:18:27,948 --> 00:18:31,510
The time was November the 5th, 1996.

425
00:18:33,314 --> 00:18:36,275
John had some beef with
some dudes up on Bushwick Ave,

426
00:18:36,277 --> 00:18:37,717
and when they heard...

427
00:18:37,719 --> 00:18:38,838
Yo!

428
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:42,121
... they knew who it was.

429
00:18:42,123 --> 00:18:44,644
They stepped to him anyway.

430
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:01,302
Yo!

431
00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:09,951
John was outnumbered, but one by one,

432
00:19:09,953 --> 00:19:11,793
he bodied them all.

433
00:19:11,795 --> 00:19:15,397
It didn't matter if you was
man, woman, child, or beast.

434
00:19:15,399 --> 00:19:16,718
If you heard "Yo!"

435
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,160
from a bald-headed
brother from Brooklyn,

436
00:19:19,162 --> 00:19:23,085
you'd better pray to God
it wasn't John Booknight.

437
00:19:35,481 --> 00:19:37,641
Mommy, I got a new spot,

438
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:40,964
and, better yet, I got a new hustle.

439
00:19:40,966 --> 00:19:42,806
What is it?

440
00:19:46,012 --> 00:19:48,132
I'm just so glad to see you, son.

441
00:19:48,134 --> 00:19:51,495
In other news, a large shipment
of firearms was seized today

442
00:19:51,497 --> 00:19:54,098
in the back of a truck in Brooklyn.

443
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:56,781
The truck was driven by Robert Barker.

444
00:19:56,783 --> 00:19:59,544
Police say Barker was
driving 15 miles per hour

445
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:02,507
over the speed limit
when he was pulled over.

446
00:20:02,509 --> 00:20:04,349
In Manhattan today, there was a march

447
00:20:04,351 --> 00:20:07,672
protesting the latest contract
by sanitation workers.

448
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:08,999
They're seeking higher medical...

449
00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:11,723
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episode of The Last O.G.,

450
00:20:11,725 --> 00:20:13,725
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