1 00:00:00,135 --> 00:00:03,353 TRAY: When you lie, you run from that lie the rest of your life. 2 00:00:05,226 --> 00:00:07,874 When you lie to a woman, it's only a matter of time 3 00:00:07,876 --> 00:00:10,797 before that lie finds you, body slams you, 4 00:00:11,046 --> 00:00:12,909 then makes you its bitch. 5 00:00:13,481 --> 00:00:15,868 - Next! - Enter Pooh Cat. 6 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:21,089 Hi. I'm here to see, uh, Tray Barker. 7 00:00:21,623 --> 00:00:24,196 Inmate 0074563. 8 00:00:24,359 --> 00:00:26,806 Mm, I'm sorry, inmate number 9 00:00:26,831 --> 00:00:29,540 0074563 is no longer with us. 10 00:00:30,498 --> 00:00:31,760 Please don't tell me that. 11 00:00:32,868 --> 00:00:35,228 Oh, my God. Did the diabetes get him? 12 00:00:35,737 --> 00:00:37,967 Was he shanked in the yard?! What? 13 00:00:37,968 --> 00:00:40,635 He was released a few weeks ago. 14 00:00:40,978 --> 00:00:42,793 He... released? 15 00:00:43,674 --> 00:00:46,795 My man was released, and he didn't even call me? 16 00:00:47,044 --> 00:00:50,712 That big-gut Biz Markie-lookin' mother[BLEEP]! 17 00:00:50,714 --> 00:00:53,181 No! Get off of me! You don't... 18 00:00:53,183 --> 00:00:55,150 To think that I had been smuggling reefer 19 00:00:55,152 --> 00:00:57,018 and Wild Berry Skittles in my love pocket 20 00:00:57,020 --> 00:00:59,654 every Sunday for the last five years, 21 00:00:59,656 --> 00:01:01,590 and he can't even text my ass! 22 00:01:01,592 --> 00:01:02,740 Get off of me! 23 00:01:03,256 --> 00:01:05,523 Oh, no, Tray Barker. 24 00:01:05,525 --> 00:01:07,291 Oh, no, you made promises. 25 00:01:07,293 --> 00:01:09,693 Uh-huh, and this will not stand! 26 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:10,900 [PRISON DOOR SLAMS] 27 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:14,102 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 28 00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:21,872 ♪ 29 00:01:22,926 --> 00:01:28,511 ♪ 30 00:01:28,514 --> 00:01:32,236 [WOMAN VOCALIZING] 31 00:01:34,954 --> 00:01:36,133 I look beautiful. 32 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:37,888 Mm-hmm. I ain't spent eight years 33 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,423 as prison tailor for nothing, nigga. 34 00:01:39,425 --> 00:01:41,225 - [LAUGHS] - You're sharp, boy. 35 00:01:41,227 --> 00:01:42,359 Understand that. 36 00:01:42,361 --> 00:01:44,161 Tom Ford can suck my dick. 37 00:01:44,163 --> 00:01:45,169 [SOBS] 38 00:01:45,170 --> 00:01:46,842 Save those tears for the funeral. 39 00:01:46,939 --> 00:01:48,038 [SNIFFS] 40 00:01:48,363 --> 00:01:49,773 [CLEARS THROAT] 41 00:01:50,686 --> 00:01:53,582 I'm happy to support Shay-Shay through this difficult time. 42 00:01:53,830 --> 00:01:56,801 And, Shay, don't cry because you're losing a mother. 43 00:01:56,802 --> 00:01:59,369 But smile because Heaven is gaining an angel. 44 00:01:59,371 --> 00:02:01,004 Rest in peace, Mama Ruth. 45 00:02:01,006 --> 00:02:04,317 And when you see Jesus, tell that nigga I said, "What up?" 46 00:02:04,543 --> 00:02:06,409 [APPLAUSE] 47 00:02:06,411 --> 00:02:08,612 I think your bitch is definitely gonna feel 48 00:02:08,614 --> 00:02:09,713 emotionally supported. 49 00:02:09,715 --> 00:02:10,881 I told you, Gustavo. 50 00:02:10,883 --> 00:02:12,716 Don't call her a bitch, okay? 51 00:02:13,112 --> 00:02:14,485 She's the love of my life. 52 00:02:14,486 --> 00:02:15,786 She's a goddess! 53 00:02:15,788 --> 00:02:17,120 Then why are you feeding her a bill of goods? 54 00:02:17,122 --> 00:02:18,522 From what you told me about her mama, 55 00:02:18,524 --> 00:02:19,886 she ain't getting into heaven. 56 00:02:19,887 --> 00:02:23,126 'Cause you don't tell nobody the truth at the funeral, okay? 57 00:02:23,128 --> 00:02:25,929 You whisper how you really feel at the repass. 58 00:02:25,931 --> 00:02:27,996 You right, that is tradition. 59 00:02:27,997 --> 00:02:29,166 I'm not lying. 60 00:02:29,168 --> 00:02:31,835 In death, we all become 50% better. 61 00:02:32,223 --> 00:02:33,336 How you figure? 62 00:02:33,338 --> 00:02:34,504 Michael Jackson. 63 00:02:34,506 --> 00:02:36,641 In life, he dangled a child out a window, 64 00:02:36,849 --> 00:02:38,975 had slumber parties with underage children. 65 00:02:38,977 --> 00:02:41,254 But in death, he became the GOAT, 66 00:02:41,255 --> 00:02:43,680 the Greatest Of All Time. 67 00:02:43,682 --> 00:02:44,948 That's a good point. 68 00:02:44,950 --> 00:02:47,250 Look at Big Country, two-time felon. 69 00:02:47,252 --> 00:02:49,058 When he burp, it smell like a fart. 70 00:02:49,059 --> 00:02:50,253 He spits indoors. 71 00:02:50,255 --> 00:02:52,255 Right on the carpet. That shit is foul. 72 00:02:52,257 --> 00:02:54,357 But if he died tonight, by tomorrow, 73 00:02:54,359 --> 00:02:56,626 we'll be drawing murals of him on the wall. 74 00:02:56,628 --> 00:02:58,245 [LAUGHTER] 75 00:02:58,246 --> 00:02:59,609 Y'all better cry, too. 76 00:03:00,089 --> 00:03:02,356 [LAUGHTER] 77 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,412 I sense something. 78 00:03:05,788 --> 00:03:08,053 A presence I haven't felt since... 79 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,447 Y'all smell Wild Berry Skittles? 80 00:03:11,449 --> 00:03:12,381 [DOOR OPENS] 81 00:03:12,383 --> 00:03:14,217 - Aah! - What's going on in here? 82 00:03:14,713 --> 00:03:18,048 You know we drug test every Friday, Chubby Denzel. 83 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:20,356 You can piss dirty if you want to. 84 00:03:20,358 --> 00:03:21,690 That would make my day. 85 00:03:21,692 --> 00:03:22,925 Mullins, I'm cool. 86 00:03:22,927 --> 00:03:24,582 Well, you got a visitor, Barker. 87 00:03:24,827 --> 00:03:27,327 It's a woman, and she fine, too. 88 00:03:27,329 --> 00:03:28,428 - A woman? - Yeah. 89 00:03:28,430 --> 00:03:30,811 What you talking about, a woman? What woman? 90 00:03:32,534 --> 00:03:33,792 Aw, shit! 91 00:03:33,793 --> 00:03:35,016 I knew it! 92 00:03:36,445 --> 00:03:37,901 Mullins, you gotta cover for me. 93 00:03:37,902 --> 00:03:39,601 Tell her I ain't here! 94 00:03:39,603 --> 00:03:41,036 Tell her I'm in Florida! 95 00:03:41,038 --> 00:03:43,273 Tell her I'm dead! Tell her I got hit by a car! 96 00:03:44,239 --> 00:03:45,598 MULLINS: What is wrong with you, boy? 97 00:03:45,599 --> 00:03:46,931 Are you afraid of a woman? 98 00:03:46,933 --> 00:03:49,033 Well, that's just the height of "misogery." 99 00:03:49,035 --> 00:03:50,869 FELONY: Misogyny, you idiot! 100 00:03:50,871 --> 00:03:52,577 Eat a dick biscuit, Felony! 101 00:03:52,602 --> 00:03:53,829 Wasn't nobody talking to you! 102 00:03:53,830 --> 00:03:56,063 That's Pooh Cat, my prison groupie, man! 103 00:03:56,065 --> 00:03:58,666 She used to put money on my books when I was locked up, man! 104 00:03:58,668 --> 00:04:00,921 She used to smuggle in assorted sundries. 105 00:04:00,922 --> 00:04:02,956 I gave her my promise! 106 00:04:02,957 --> 00:04:04,756 Promises I know I can't keep! 107 00:04:04,758 --> 00:04:06,407 I promised her the world! 108 00:04:06,408 --> 00:04:07,807 Boy, you crazy. 109 00:04:08,419 --> 00:04:11,854 [LAUGHS] It's a good woman wearing them sexy crocs. 110 00:04:11,879 --> 00:04:13,333 Then you keep her! 111 00:04:13,866 --> 00:04:15,199 Aah! 112 00:04:17,467 --> 00:04:20,110 [BELL TOLLING] 113 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:24,205 [SOBBING] 114 00:04:24,207 --> 00:04:27,976 [INDISTINCT TALKING] 115 00:04:27,978 --> 00:04:29,444 [ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING] 116 00:04:30,077 --> 00:04:32,652 A'ight, we all clear, Tray. 117 00:04:33,017 --> 00:04:34,683 No sign of Pooh Cat. 118 00:04:34,903 --> 00:04:36,585 We are all clear. 119 00:04:38,422 --> 00:04:40,522 [ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING] 120 00:04:40,524 --> 00:04:45,460 ♪ 121 00:04:45,462 --> 00:04:46,575 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 122 00:04:49,269 --> 00:04:51,289 Why are people taking pictures of the body? 123 00:04:51,468 --> 00:04:53,235 Is that a thing? 124 00:04:53,508 --> 00:04:55,338 Yeah, taking pictures of the casket 125 00:04:55,339 --> 00:04:57,239 is the only African-American tradition 126 00:04:57,241 --> 00:04:59,074 I really can't get behind. 127 00:04:59,296 --> 00:05:01,444 Ugh, that is so ratchet. 128 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:04,279 I'm just gonna go Snapchat the flowers. 129 00:05:04,615 --> 00:05:06,954 Oh, yeah, much classier. 130 00:05:07,620 --> 00:05:11,219 VERNITA: I can't believe you had Ruth buried in turquoise. 131 00:05:11,221 --> 00:05:13,321 She liked primary colors. 132 00:05:13,721 --> 00:05:15,425 You'd know that if you'd be around 133 00:05:15,426 --> 00:05:17,192 instead of trying to act all fancy 134 00:05:17,194 --> 00:05:20,544 with Mr. F. Scott Fitzgerald over there. 135 00:05:22,041 --> 00:05:24,933 First off, it's not turquoise, it's cerulean. 136 00:05:24,935 --> 00:05:26,668 And Meryl Streep did a beautiful speech about it 137 00:05:26,670 --> 00:05:27,936 in "The Devil Wears Prada." 138 00:05:27,938 --> 00:05:29,971 Now you just gonna casually bring up 139 00:05:29,973 --> 00:05:32,063 the devil in a house of God? 140 00:05:32,064 --> 00:05:33,585 Unbelievable. 141 00:05:34,780 --> 00:05:36,379 She looks good! 142 00:05:36,609 --> 00:05:39,090 I am not in the mood to be going around and around 143 00:05:39,091 --> 00:05:40,224 with you today, Vernita. 144 00:05:40,226 --> 00:05:41,758 Not at my mother's funeral. 145 00:05:41,761 --> 00:05:43,094 - Your mother? - Mm-hmm. 146 00:05:43,096 --> 00:05:44,729 You didn't even know her no more. 147 00:05:45,125 --> 00:05:47,831 Damn shame the way you dropped out of her life like that. 148 00:05:47,834 --> 00:05:48,933 Damn shame! 149 00:05:48,935 --> 00:05:50,080 Really? 150 00:05:50,349 --> 00:05:51,823 Vern and Vernita! 151 00:05:53,430 --> 00:05:54,963 Two of my favorite cousins of Shay. 152 00:05:54,965 --> 00:05:58,752 - My God. - Big Tray Barker! You came! 153 00:05:58,753 --> 00:06:00,119 You invited him? 154 00:06:00,121 --> 00:06:01,487 VERN: Well, we ran into him on the block. 155 00:06:01,489 --> 00:06:03,289 Ain't no reason for him not to be here. 156 00:06:03,291 --> 00:06:05,858 You look good, Tray. Real good. 157 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:08,027 Did them years like a soldier. 158 00:06:08,029 --> 00:06:09,729 TRAY: It wasn't nothing. You know how we do. 159 00:06:09,731 --> 00:06:12,832 I can't wait to whup your ass at some craps later on tonight. 160 00:06:12,834 --> 00:06:15,902 [LAUGHS] You better empty your pockets right now, my dude. 161 00:06:15,904 --> 00:06:18,042 - [LAUGHS] - Turquoise. 162 00:06:18,406 --> 00:06:19,550 Please. 163 00:06:21,073 --> 00:06:22,141 Funny. 164 00:06:22,143 --> 00:06:24,589 My family has more respect for you, 165 00:06:24,637 --> 00:06:28,248 who spent 15 years locked up, instead of for me 166 00:06:28,557 --> 00:06:31,634 who put myself through school, pay half of they bills. 167 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:33,920 I can't believe this. 168 00:06:33,922 --> 00:06:35,321 You put her in turquoise, Shay. 169 00:06:35,323 --> 00:06:37,190 Everybody knows she don't like that color. 170 00:06:39,461 --> 00:06:40,842 These are for you. 171 00:06:41,646 --> 00:06:43,274 I feel sorry for your loss. 172 00:06:44,299 --> 00:06:45,898 [SIGHS] They're coming at me 173 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:47,300 like she was mother of the year. 174 00:06:47,302 --> 00:06:49,268 Yeah, but we all know she wasn't. 175 00:06:49,546 --> 00:06:51,851 You only get one mother, Shay. 176 00:06:52,214 --> 00:06:55,308 Even though she wasn't shit, she was your mother. 177 00:06:58,078 --> 00:06:59,348 Come here. 178 00:06:59,614 --> 00:07:01,409 Please, come here. 179 00:07:04,552 --> 00:07:05,886 Come here. 180 00:07:09,505 --> 00:07:10,809 [SIGHS] 181 00:07:11,385 --> 00:07:12,900 You shouldn't be here. 182 00:07:14,381 --> 00:07:16,863 - Shay, I came for you. - The last time I went to 183 00:07:16,865 --> 00:07:19,084 - a funeral with you... - Devontay Mills. 184 00:07:19,775 --> 00:07:22,368 And you tried to take his watch right out the casket 185 00:07:22,370 --> 00:07:24,070 while everybody's eyes were closed praying. 186 00:07:24,072 --> 00:07:25,538 That's right, because everybody knows a Rolex 187 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:27,340 ain't supposed to go in the ground, 188 00:07:27,342 --> 00:07:30,076 especially Devontay owed me 10K and a steak dinner. 189 00:07:30,078 --> 00:07:31,077 [LAUGHS] 190 00:07:31,079 --> 00:07:32,526 [ALL GASPING] 191 00:07:35,049 --> 00:07:36,749 I'm not supposed to be laughing. 192 00:07:36,973 --> 00:07:39,118 Everybody here already thinks I'm a deadbeat daughter. 193 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,607 Since when you start caring about everybody? 194 00:07:43,124 --> 00:07:45,191 Look, I gotta pay Pastor Tyrell. 195 00:07:45,193 --> 00:07:46,559 Everything around here is my fault, 196 00:07:46,561 --> 00:07:49,105 and every bill is still my responsibility. 197 00:07:51,566 --> 00:07:54,033 [CELLPHONE VIBRATES] 198 00:07:54,035 --> 00:07:55,390 Go for Hawkeye. 199 00:07:55,703 --> 00:07:57,036 Code Red! Code Red! 200 00:07:57,038 --> 00:07:58,471 Pooh Cat is here! 201 00:07:58,473 --> 00:08:00,973 I don't know how she found you, but she did! 202 00:08:00,975 --> 00:08:03,176 Hawkeye out, son! That bitch is a ninja. 203 00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:05,912 ♪ The sound ♪ 204 00:08:05,914 --> 00:08:12,485 ♪ That saved a wretch ♪ 205 00:08:12,487 --> 00:08:13,619 ♪ Like me ♪ 206 00:08:16,073 --> 00:08:17,247 [YELPS] 207 00:08:19,176 --> 00:08:24,713 ♪ 208 00:08:24,715 --> 00:08:27,415 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 209 00:08:27,417 --> 00:08:33,761 ♪ 210 00:08:39,696 --> 00:08:41,033 That's your card. 211 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:43,288 - Oh. - What happened? 212 00:08:43,313 --> 00:08:45,147 Am I magic? No, I'm just a man. 213 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:46,705 - I'm just a man. - [LAUGHS] 214 00:08:48,298 --> 00:08:49,664 DENITA: Ain't she fake? 215 00:08:49,665 --> 00:08:51,365 Thinks she all that now she out the 'hood, 216 00:08:51,367 --> 00:08:52,800 trying to act all brand-new. 217 00:08:52,802 --> 00:08:54,516 I'm Denita, by the way. 218 00:08:55,204 --> 00:08:56,904 Pooh Cat. Pooh Cat? 219 00:08:56,906 --> 00:08:58,405 - Mm-hmm. - Now, I know that's not 220 00:08:58,407 --> 00:08:59,473 your Christian name. 221 00:08:59,475 --> 00:09:00,607 Who you here with? 222 00:09:00,609 --> 00:09:01,824 I run with Tray. 223 00:09:01,849 --> 00:09:02,910 Ooh, speaking of Tray, 224 00:09:02,912 --> 00:09:04,544 what he think about them kids? 225 00:09:04,714 --> 00:09:06,346 No wonder Shay kept them from the family. 226 00:09:06,348 --> 00:09:07,854 They obviously his. 227 00:09:07,855 --> 00:09:09,655 Yeah, look like he spit 'em right out. 228 00:09:09,839 --> 00:09:12,073 Anybody can see Tray loves them kids. 229 00:09:12,494 --> 00:09:14,288 I mean, does Shay even want him here? 230 00:09:14,569 --> 00:09:15,628 Fuck Shay. 231 00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:18,407 That bitch ain't even speak at her own mama funeral. 232 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,498 Yeah. Fuck Shay. 233 00:09:25,373 --> 00:09:26,739 Ooh, damn, I miss this. 234 00:09:26,741 --> 00:09:29,275 This is that classic "somebody died" spaghetti. 235 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:30,288 [LAUGHS] 236 00:09:30,645 --> 00:09:32,745 Wait, we only eat this when somebody dies? 237 00:09:32,747 --> 00:09:34,447 - That's right. - Does it smell in here, 238 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:35,781 or is it just me? 239 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:37,850 Oh, Shahzad, that is so rude. 240 00:09:37,852 --> 00:09:39,885 You right, it does smell like old meat 241 00:09:39,887 --> 00:09:40,987 and mothballs in here. 242 00:09:41,279 --> 00:09:43,223 This is your mother's grandmother's house. 243 00:09:43,224 --> 00:09:44,457 It always smelled like that. 244 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:47,018 We came here there Christmases ago, 245 00:09:47,161 --> 00:09:48,961 and the only Christmas present I got 246 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,997 was some freakin' gray sweatpants. 247 00:09:50,999 --> 00:09:53,299 'Cause your mother comes from a crusty ass family, 248 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:54,700 Shahzad, no doubt. 249 00:09:54,702 --> 00:09:57,169 They seem to like you more than they like mom. 250 00:09:57,171 --> 00:09:59,171 'Cause they either stubborn or crazy or both. 251 00:09:59,173 --> 00:10:00,673 [LAUGHS] 252 00:10:00,675 --> 00:10:03,275 Man, I wish I had this damn "somebody died" spaghetti 253 00:10:03,277 --> 00:10:04,443 every day. 254 00:10:04,445 --> 00:10:05,674 Take that back. 255 00:10:07,949 --> 00:10:10,872 God, please forgive her for she know not what she say. 256 00:10:11,019 --> 00:10:16,051 ♪ 257 00:10:16,052 --> 00:10:17,288 Children. 258 00:10:18,026 --> 00:10:19,550 I'ma go take a lap. 259 00:10:20,482 --> 00:10:28,083 ♪ 260 00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:32,358 Tray? 261 00:10:32,969 --> 00:10:35,774 Come out to play. 262 00:10:36,944 --> 00:10:38,114 Tray! 263 00:10:38,956 --> 00:10:39,956 Tray! 264 00:10:41,305 --> 00:10:42,305 Tray! 265 00:10:42,913 --> 00:10:44,012 Ooh! What... 266 00:10:44,014 --> 00:10:45,146 [GLASS BREAKING] 267 00:10:45,148 --> 00:10:46,247 [LOCK CLICKS] 268 00:10:46,249 --> 00:10:47,382 There, you be all right. 269 00:10:47,384 --> 00:10:48,716 Who's gonna be all right? 270 00:10:48,718 --> 00:10:51,386 You better let me out this bathroom! 271 00:10:51,388 --> 00:10:54,756 [INDISTINCT TALKING] 272 00:10:55,207 --> 00:10:57,695 The white tiger has been neutralized. 273 00:10:59,548 --> 00:11:02,197 Yeah, but why take pictures of Ruth in the casket? 274 00:11:02,199 --> 00:11:04,381 Don't you want to remember her the way she was? 275 00:11:04,834 --> 00:11:06,511 Shit, I put Ruth all over Facebook. 276 00:11:06,536 --> 00:11:08,269 Oh, no, Denita, no, no, no, no, no. 277 00:11:08,271 --> 00:11:09,838 Mm-hmm, you're damn skippy. 278 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,340 When else do you get your hair and makeup professionally done? 279 00:11:12,365 --> 00:11:14,973 Your prom, your wedding, and your funeral. 280 00:11:14,998 --> 00:11:17,053 Ruth was giving me life in that casket. 281 00:11:18,088 --> 00:11:21,039 Oh, actually, that is a really nice angle of her. 282 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:22,146 Mm-hmm. 283 00:11:22,374 --> 00:11:23,941 She almost looks alive. 284 00:11:23,943 --> 00:11:26,743 [LAUGHTER] 285 00:11:26,745 --> 00:11:29,980 [INDISTINCT TALKING] 286 00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:31,448 You better be glad I ain't rolling, boy. 287 00:11:31,450 --> 00:11:33,750 About to send you right back to jail right now. 288 00:11:33,752 --> 00:11:36,021 Oh, oh, relax. 289 00:11:36,555 --> 00:11:37,921 Oh, my bad. 290 00:11:37,923 --> 00:11:40,858 It's all right, you black Super Mario-looking ass. 291 00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:42,326 Oh! 292 00:11:42,328 --> 00:11:44,397 [LAUGHTER] 293 00:11:45,282 --> 00:11:46,426 Fuck it. 294 00:11:47,662 --> 00:11:49,098 You got this. 295 00:11:49,652 --> 00:11:50,696 Mm. 296 00:11:51,704 --> 00:11:53,303 [CLINKING GLASS] 297 00:11:53,471 --> 00:11:57,364 Excuse me, everyone, I have a few words I'd like to say. 298 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,841 Finally. 299 00:11:59,462 --> 00:12:00,690 [SIGHS] 300 00:12:00,898 --> 00:12:04,874 Um, as you know, my mother and I didn't always see eye-to-eye, 301 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,808 but that's because she was a strong woman. 302 00:12:09,139 --> 00:12:10,502 A good woman. 303 00:12:11,003 --> 00:12:13,694 And she raised me to be a strong 304 00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:15,821 and stubborn woman. 305 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,281 [LAUGHTER] 306 00:12:17,949 --> 00:12:21,386 Uh, but I am the woman that my mother made me. 307 00:12:25,823 --> 00:12:28,747 She touched the lives of everyone in this room. 308 00:12:29,626 --> 00:12:30,946 Everybody. 309 00:12:33,897 --> 00:12:35,323 I'm sorry 310 00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:39,230 that I wasn't here more of the time 311 00:12:39,603 --> 00:12:41,921 for some of the key years. 312 00:12:43,326 --> 00:12:44,821 I might have been 313 00:12:45,418 --> 00:12:48,274 a little bit of an absentee daughter. 314 00:12:49,079 --> 00:12:51,410 But I think of the days that I was here, 315 00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:57,121 and it feels like, to me, 316 00:12:58,088 --> 00:12:59,943 that I've always been here. 317 00:13:00,745 --> 00:13:01,765 And... 318 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:03,037 [SIGHS] 319 00:13:03,876 --> 00:13:05,517 [VOICE BREAKING] I love you, mama. 320 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,919 [LIGHT APPLAUSE] 321 00:13:11,575 --> 00:13:12,969 Thank you. 322 00:13:15,147 --> 00:13:16,320 How was that? 323 00:13:16,905 --> 00:13:19,172 You went high, I gotta respect that. 324 00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:21,015 Everybody in this room gotta respect that. 325 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:23,056 That was real nice, Shannon. 326 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,536 And absentee or no absentee, 327 00:13:25,561 --> 00:13:28,154 your mother was a woman of God. 328 00:13:28,317 --> 00:13:30,953 I'm sure she forgave your abandonment. 329 00:13:32,221 --> 00:13:33,187 Thank you. 330 00:13:35,935 --> 00:13:37,123 I got this. 331 00:13:37,390 --> 00:13:38,848 Sit down, I got this. 332 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:42,079 Tray. 333 00:13:42,287 --> 00:13:45,262 Ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting. 334 00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,904 Some of y'all might remember me. I'm Tray. 335 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:50,749 Shay-Shay's baby daddy. 336 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:53,521 The one who put them two beautiful twins in her. 337 00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:56,767 Now, the woman we're here to honor on this sad day, 338 00:13:56,956 --> 00:13:58,672 I knew her well, too, 339 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,771 'cause she was a damn crackhead. 340 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:01,734 [LAUGHS] 341 00:14:02,243 --> 00:14:03,810 Ruth was saved! 342 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:06,543 You don't have to bring up her past and all that. 343 00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:10,180 Yeah, but before she got saved, she was a god damn crackhead! 344 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,049 - Ooh. - Y'all in here all saw her 345 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:14,700 running around town getting high, stealing your shit. 346 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,846 What was she gonna do with them hub caps? 347 00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:21,351 Okay? Ruth was a bad mother! 348 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,161 Shay wasn't no absentee. 349 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:27,417 Shay was an escapee, a refugee! 350 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,766 She got away from your rotten asses 351 00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:31,606 and went and made a life for herself! 352 00:14:33,094 --> 00:14:34,864 And if you don't like my speech, 353 00:14:35,544 --> 00:14:37,546 you can kiss my black ass, 354 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:40,477 and you can kiss Shay Shay's beautiful black ass, 355 00:14:40,868 --> 00:14:44,781 and Josh's white ass, 'cause even though Ruth ignored 356 00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:46,453 her obligations as a mother, 357 00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:50,137 Shay is honoring her obligations as a daughter. 358 00:14:50,355 --> 00:14:52,899 - Mm-hmm. - 'Cause real men and women 359 00:14:54,148 --> 00:14:56,003 honor their obligations. 360 00:14:57,585 --> 00:15:00,519 So thanks for coming out, and tip your ushers 361 00:15:00,521 --> 00:15:03,553 on the way out, you sons of bitches. 362 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:09,561 You do realize that was completely rude 363 00:15:09,563 --> 00:15:11,096 and inappropriate, don't you? 364 00:15:11,098 --> 00:15:12,119 Yeah. 365 00:15:17,295 --> 00:15:18,387 Thank you. 366 00:15:22,977 --> 00:15:25,244 ♪ 367 00:15:25,317 --> 00:15:26,545 You need a ride home? 368 00:15:26,547 --> 00:15:28,580 Nah, I got some loose ends to tie up. 369 00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:30,682 Some obligations, if you will. 370 00:15:30,684 --> 00:15:32,184 - All right, bye. - See you guys later. 371 00:15:32,186 --> 00:15:33,204 Bye, Tray. 372 00:15:33,229 --> 00:15:34,796 - Later, Tray. - All right. 373 00:15:35,189 --> 00:15:39,691 ♪ 374 00:15:39,693 --> 00:15:40,774 [DOOR OPENS] 375 00:15:43,222 --> 00:15:45,799 Pooh, why you in the window? 376 00:15:46,271 --> 00:15:48,267 Come on, get down from there. 377 00:15:48,269 --> 00:15:49,397 [WINDOW SHUTS] 378 00:15:52,339 --> 00:15:53,906 - [GROANS] - Damn, Tray. 379 00:15:53,908 --> 00:15:57,284 [GROANS] Why you do this to me, love bug? 380 00:15:57,985 --> 00:15:59,978 I mean, I thought I was your girl. 381 00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:01,813 I know I made a lot of promises to you 382 00:16:01,815 --> 00:16:03,710 when I thought I'd never see the light of day. 383 00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:05,966 I told you I'd give you the world and everything... 384 00:16:05,968 --> 00:16:08,028 Tray, you ain't giving me the world. 385 00:16:08,504 --> 00:16:10,362 I want you to lay the pipe. 386 00:16:10,815 --> 00:16:12,282 That's all you wanted, some ding-a-ling? 387 00:16:12,941 --> 00:16:14,073 Yes. 388 00:16:14,076 --> 00:16:15,676 What you think I did all this for? 389 00:16:15,678 --> 00:16:19,046 I mean, you been talking it up, saying you like stretch marks 390 00:16:19,048 --> 00:16:22,283 and cellulite, and that C-section scars turn you on. 391 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:23,944 [LAUGHS] I wasn't lying. 392 00:16:24,453 --> 00:16:26,891 You know a C-section is the mark of womanhood. 393 00:16:26,892 --> 00:16:28,649 Why you doing this to me, Pooh? 394 00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:30,626 Looking in your eyes, you gonna fuck around, 395 00:16:30,628 --> 00:16:32,461 get your salad tossed today, girl. 396 00:16:32,463 --> 00:16:33,495 - Mm. - For real? 397 00:16:33,497 --> 00:16:34,590 Yeah, come here. 398 00:16:35,232 --> 00:16:36,360 For real? 399 00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,667 Time to pay the piper. 400 00:16:38,889 --> 00:16:40,370 My rent is due. 401 00:16:40,371 --> 00:16:41,703 Rent is due. 402 00:16:41,705 --> 00:16:43,105 Whoo, finally. I thought you were gonna 403 00:16:43,107 --> 00:16:44,806 make me wait another 10 years. 404 00:16:44,808 --> 00:16:47,122 I'm gonna tell you how this is gonna go down. 405 00:16:47,578 --> 00:16:49,207 We'll start off slow, 406 00:16:50,047 --> 00:16:52,015 then I'm gonna pick up the pace in the middle. 407 00:16:52,283 --> 00:16:53,334 Mm. 408 00:16:53,768 --> 00:16:56,118 Then I'm gonna go hard, like Seabiscuit. 409 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,279 Ooh. 410 00:16:57,488 --> 00:16:59,054 - Yeah. - Ooh. 411 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,324 You ready for your Pooh Cat to meow? 412 00:17:01,325 --> 00:17:02,758 - Mm-hmm. - [PURRS] 413 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,127 You got any special requests, you better say it now. 414 00:17:05,129 --> 00:17:06,328 - Yeah. - Yeah. 415 00:17:06,330 --> 00:17:09,197 I want you to pick me up and bang me on the wall. 416 00:17:09,199 --> 00:17:11,099 Mnh-mnh. You know I got that bad back. 417 00:17:11,101 --> 00:17:13,514 You gotta pick me up and bang me on the wall. 418 00:17:14,204 --> 00:17:15,804 - All right. - Let's go. 419 00:17:15,806 --> 00:17:18,473 [LOUD THUDDING] 420 00:17:18,475 --> 00:17:20,609 [MOANING] 421 00:17:20,611 --> 00:17:22,711 Who do you belong to? 422 00:17:22,713 --> 00:17:23,745 Pooh Cat! 423 00:17:23,747 --> 00:17:25,080 - Who? - Pooh Cat! 424 00:17:25,082 --> 00:17:26,381 Pooh Cat! 425 00:17:26,383 --> 00:17:27,649 Oh! 426 00:17:27,651 --> 00:17:28,908 Oh! 427 00:17:29,186 --> 00:17:32,120 [SCREAMING] 428 00:17:32,535 --> 00:17:34,856 Hey, girl, I think you cured my scoliosis. 429 00:17:35,297 --> 00:17:37,288 My back ain't never felt better! 430 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:42,726 You leaving? 431 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,268 Yeah. 432 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,407 And, uh... 433 00:17:48,453 --> 00:17:50,183 Tray, you ain't gonna see me no more. 434 00:17:50,184 --> 00:17:51,684 But you were my lifeline. 435 00:17:51,686 --> 00:17:52,785 Yeah. 436 00:17:52,993 --> 00:17:55,193 In exchange, you made me feel like 437 00:17:55,545 --> 00:17:57,545 the most beautiful girl in the world 438 00:17:57,547 --> 00:17:59,607 for three hours every Sunday. 439 00:17:59,608 --> 00:18:00,941 I'm telling you, girl. 440 00:18:00,943 --> 00:18:03,668 Under those beautiful fluorescent prison lights, 441 00:18:03,879 --> 00:18:06,780 you look like Beyoncé mixed with Rihanna 442 00:18:06,782 --> 00:18:08,271 mixed with Nell Carter. 443 00:18:11,238 --> 00:18:12,271 Well, 444 00:18:13,485 --> 00:18:15,643 the Federal Bureau of Prisons 445 00:18:15,668 --> 00:18:18,158 may have released you, but our bond wasn't broken 446 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:21,368 until we made love, and I let you go. 447 00:18:21,369 --> 00:18:22,432 [LAUGHS] 448 00:18:23,418 --> 00:18:24,661 So goodbye. 449 00:18:26,932 --> 00:18:29,597 0074563. 450 00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:32,557 Fly free, jailbird. 451 00:18:34,826 --> 00:18:36,008 Oh, and Tray? 452 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,699 You gonna be great. 453 00:18:40,769 --> 00:18:41,882 For real. 454 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:44,352 And your kids? [EXHALES DEEPLY] 455 00:18:45,074 --> 00:18:46,160 They beautiful. 456 00:18:48,143 --> 00:18:49,183 Bye, boo. 457 00:18:53,582 --> 00:18:54,723 [SIGHS] 458 00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,162 Nigga, what you doing in here with the coats? 459 00:19:11,056 --> 00:19:13,890 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 460 00:19:13,892 --> 00:19:15,425 [ZIPPER UNZIPS] 461 00:19:16,985 --> 00:19:18,996 [SLURPING SOUND] 462 00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:21,196 Hey, sweetie, I missed you. 463 00:19:21,198 --> 00:19:22,448 You want some sugar? 464 00:19:23,503 --> 00:19:25,099 I told you I don't like Skittles. 465 00:19:25,101 --> 00:19:26,434 I like Reese's Pieces. 466 00:19:26,671 --> 00:19:28,249 Baby, they don't travel well. 467 00:19:30,073 --> 00:19:31,105 All right. 468 00:19:31,107 --> 00:19:32,870 I'll bring 'em next time. 469 00:19:34,010 --> 00:19:35,192 I will. 470 00:19:37,447 --> 00:19:38,495 Hey. 471 00:19:38,682 --> 00:19:40,977 You need to keep your head up, all right? 472 00:19:41,877 --> 00:19:43,744 Why don't you tell me about all the fun 473 00:19:43,746 --> 00:19:45,534 we're gonna have when you get out of here one day? 474 00:19:45,535 --> 00:19:47,468 Oh, come on, that's a long ass time from now. 475 00:19:47,665 --> 00:19:50,087 No. Tell me, anyway. 476 00:19:53,545 --> 00:19:55,461 Well, I always wanted to go to Chicago. 477 00:19:56,414 --> 00:19:58,047 Heard they got good popcorn. 478 00:19:58,049 --> 00:20:00,414 Yeah, I love popcorn. 479 00:20:00,415 --> 00:20:01,915 Yeah, me too. 480 00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:03,750 You gonna feed me popcorn? 481 00:20:04,383 --> 00:20:05,885 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 482 00:20:05,887 --> 00:20:07,187 I could feed you popcorn. 483 00:20:07,189 --> 00:20:09,708 [PRISON DOORS SLAMMING] 484 00:20:11,199 --> 00:20:13,744 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com