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This right here... Wash this out.
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I think it's still got some life to it.
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Come on, cuzzo.
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I didn't know you had mad
mechanic skills like that.
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Believe it or not, man,
I learned all of this
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from my first high school girlfriend.
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- Get the [BLEEP] outta here. Word?
- For real, boy.
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Big Marge, man. She was 300 pounds, man.
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- Could change a flat tire without a jack.
- 300, though?
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Mm-hmm.
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I don't know if I can handle
all of that, cuzzo. That's a lot.
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Can't go wrong with a
girl big and strong, man.
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- We used to bang everywhere.
- Really?
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You talkin' about, like, in public?
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- You know what I'm sayin'?
- No, everywhere on her.
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Yeah, man.
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All I had to do was lift a fold.
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- What?
- You know what's in there?
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- What's that?
- Gold.
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Well, call me a leprechaun.
I'm about to go dig.
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You know what? It's
this right here, man.
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This is cool, man.
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You know, I really appreciate
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you teaching me all this stuff, man,
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you know, 'cause I ain't never...
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Let me tell you something, Bobby.
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Everybody needs
somebody to talk to, man.
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Only prison could keep me from you, man.
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This is a safe space.
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I want you to let it out.
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I'm just sayin', you know,
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I ain't never opened up to nobody.
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You know the codes of the street.
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You can't be in touch
with your feelings.
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But ever since you got
out, man, it's been...
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You know, I been feelin'...
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Shay.
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Yeah, Shay-Shay, what up?
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You need me to come over
and help with the kids?
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Wow. You ain't never
asked me that before.
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- I'm there.
- So, I was just...
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Oh, like, you just gonna
break out like that?
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What happened to only
prison was keeping you away?
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Sorry, Bobby, my
biological kids need me.
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But I'm just sayin'...
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You're a grown man, man.
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Figure some stuff out on your own.
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Look, I don't know what this is!
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Well, Google it!
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"Abandonment issues."
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Oh, that's deep.
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- Josh.
- Mm-hmm?
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You're a white girl in your 20s.
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Which one of these makes you want
to buy our new athletic line?
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Uh, all right, white girl I can do,
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but it's been a long time since my 20s.
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This one?
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Cool.
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Oh, that must be Tray.
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Hey, uh, babe, I know you're
slammed with Fashion Week,
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but I really don't think I
need Tray's help with the kids.
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Oh, wow. That's a lot of stuff.
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- Yeah, I guess I could pretend to need him.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Josh!
- What's up?
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I'm good, man. Ready and willing.
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Okay, you two,
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I need you guys to go ahead
and go over this schedule
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and figure out who's gonna do what,
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where they're gonna do
it, when they gonna do it,
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and who's gonna get it done, all right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- You guys have a good one.
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- Bye.
- Mwah!
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Man, this looks like how murderers
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- keep track of they victims.
- Yeah. Let's do this.
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I will take Amira
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to her afternoon tutoring session.
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You take Shahzad to Supercuts.
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- Sooga, you got jokes.
- Come on.
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I mean, I know it's not the
coolest place in the world,
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but he likes it.
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We get our hair cut together.
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- That's cool.
- It is fine for you,
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but no self-respecting black man
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would get his haircut
from a place like that.
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You can't speak for your entire race.
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- That's...
- I can and I do...
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except for them ones
that's mixed with Asian.
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I like them, but, you know,
that's some new shit to me.
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I'm gonna run him on
down to the barbershop
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I used to go to, Howard's.
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I ain't been back there
since I came home anyway.
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Really? Why?
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You know, my man, Jaybird
at the halfway house?
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He be hookin' me up.
You know what I'm sayin'?
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Till the cops came and
confiscated all his razors
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for evidence in a cold case.
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Man, back in the days,
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Howard's was the heart
and soul of Brooklyn.
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That's where you went to find out
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what was the word on the streets.
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I ain't been here in so long.
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Wow! I remember when you was a kid.
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Aw, man. Chico!
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- What up, baby?
- What up, baby?
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Is that Tray Biz-ag?
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- Howie How! What up, baby?
- Aw, man.
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Yo! Give me some.
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And this has got to be
either your clone or your son.
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This is my seed right here, Shahzad.
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- What's up, little man?
- Hey, what's up, man?
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Hey, let me tell you,
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your dad was the only dude tough enough
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that, when I cut his hair, it cut back.
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I just want to give my son
a real barbershop experience.
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Hey, listen, no problem.
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But we not just a
barbershop anymore, Tray.
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Now we're a gentleman's salon.
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- Gentleman's salon?
- Yeah.
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Like, this is where I watch
strippers get their hair washed?
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Things changed while
you were locked up, man.
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But this is an institution,
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and if it ain't broke, why fix it?
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I got to keep up with the competition.
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Look, I even brought
in some new barbers.
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Naw, Howard, I ain't
trusting my son's hairline
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with no dude from the Pringles can.
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Nah, I got you, man.
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Your hairline will be so sharp,
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you ain't gonna be able to get past TSA.
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Give me two seconds to finish
up this customer, all right?
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All right.
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See, this used to be my spot.
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Now it's your spot, too.
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- Yo, Tray.
- Felony.
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What's up, man? What's going on?
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- What up, Shahzad?
- What's up?
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Oh, man, you look a mess.
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I guess we both gotta
start paying for haircuts
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now that Jaybird's officially
a "person of interest."
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Why he like razor blades so much?
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- The heart wants what it wants.
- Mm.
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Anyways, it's the weekend.
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It's time to get it right.
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Even made an appointment
with these Vietnamese ladies
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to get my feet hooked up.
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_
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Hell no!
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It's a little game we play.
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Anyway, in the meantime,
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maybe one of y'all can hook me up.
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- I'm booked till February.
- Shit, I'll cut you
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before I cut you. Beat it!
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Oh, my bad.
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It's even now.
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Thanks.
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Uh, can I have everyone's attention?
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I'd like to thank you all
so much for working so hard.
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And the good news is,
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Copeland's might let us go ahead
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and do something more couture next year.
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Who's with me?
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All right. Let's do this.
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Growing up in the projects,
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there's one of two options, man...
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The post office or prison,
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and I do not look good
in them mailman shorts.
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But I'm gonna flip it on the
prison system with my food truck.
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That's right. I'll make
your taste buds my bitch.
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Yo, my sweets gonna make
your teeth do a cavity search,
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and not with no prison guard
with a little flashlight.
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Let me tell you somethin'.
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When I pull my food truck up
in front of this barbershop,
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y'all better not be cheap.
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Dig down deep.
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If you can pay $7 for a latte,
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you can spend $3 on the coffee
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that been filtered through
some drawers and an old doo-rag.
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This is the barbershop.
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All family.
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I'm so happy to be home.
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The longest day ever.
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Just want to lay down.
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How was the schedule
and everything with Tray?
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- How'd that work out?
- I don't know.
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It's okay, I guess.
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What's wrong with you?
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Uh, 11 unanswered calls?
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I was gonna call again,
but 12 unanswered calls
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seemed like a... a
bridge too far for me.
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I'm sorry, but it was a long day.
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- It was crazy at work, okay?
- Crazy?
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But I'm home now.
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- Mm-hmm.
- What was the emergency?
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Ew.
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A dick pic?
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That don't even look like yours.
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- Why you got that on your phone?
- It's not mine.
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This is not my phone.
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It's Amira's phone.
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What?!
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Okay.
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- Yeah.
- Okay. Okay.
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Okay. Oh, God.
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Okay, okay.
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Are you... Is this all you're gonna say?
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- What did you say to her?
- Nothing.
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I sent her to her room,
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and I told her you'd talk to her.
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- Why?
- Why?
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'Cause isn't this a classic
mother-daughter conversation?
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I can't.
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She's still my little baby girl.
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Oh, good. Y'all here.
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So, I've been thinking.
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Instead of going to college,
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I decided I want to be a barber.
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Dibs on that one.
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What did you and Tray
do to my kids today?
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Hey, kiddo. What you doing?
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Oh, I'm just playing this game,
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- but, like, if you...
- That's cool.
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Hey, uh, you know that whole, uh,
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not-going-to-college thing,
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- did you really mean that?
- Yeah.
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Tray took me to this dope
barbershop today, right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- So, like, just to hang out
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at a place like that,
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as your job, like, would be the best.
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Yeah, I just...
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Just feel like, you know, being a barber
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would kind of be a
waste of your talents.
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But you and Mom always said
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you support anything we want to be.
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We lied, son.
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We lied to you.
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Oh, wow.
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- That's messed up.
- Mm-hmm, I know.
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Good talk.
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- Hey, girl.
- You're still here?
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I thought you had to work
all weekend for Fashion Week.
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Uh, yeah, I decided to
take the day off work.
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I thought that maybe we
should hang out together.
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You know, maybe get our hair did,
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just hang out as girls, girl.
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- Us?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Together?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Me with you?
- Yeah.
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We could catch up on some girl chitchat.
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You know, hang out as girls, girl.
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Why do you keep saying "girl"?
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I-I don't know. Just
put your coat on, girl.
253
00:09:03,413 --> 00:09:05,283
Come on.
254
00:09:05,398 --> 00:09:07,998
We're just gonna make
one quick little stop.
255
00:09:08,068 --> 00:09:10,728
I made you an appointment
at Dr. Sumen's.
256
00:09:10,798 --> 00:09:12,891
Why am I going to see your OB/GYN?
257
00:09:12,916 --> 00:09:13,938
No reason.
258
00:09:14,008 --> 00:09:16,209
I just... think that it's time
259
00:09:16,234 --> 00:09:18,608
that we get you started on, um...
260
00:09:18,723 --> 00:09:19,723
birth control.
261
00:09:19,748 --> 00:09:20,748
Birth control?
262
00:09:21,053 --> 00:09:22,193
Why?
263
00:09:22,218 --> 00:09:23,828
You got boys sending you pictures
264
00:09:23,853 --> 00:09:25,170
- of their ding-a-ling in your phone!
- Oh, my...
265
00:09:25,194 --> 00:09:26,253
And so...
266
00:09:26,278 --> 00:09:27,678
... I figured that's what you gonna need.
267
00:09:27,688 --> 00:09:29,818
A boy didn't send that.
Jessica Peters did.
268
00:09:29,888 --> 00:09:31,594
Why would a girl send
you pictures like that?
269
00:09:31,618 --> 00:09:34,818
Because it's for the "Dick Report."
270
00:09:34,888 --> 00:09:36,688
The... What in the hell is that?!
271
00:09:36,758 --> 00:09:38,288
From now on, can we both agree on
272
00:09:38,298 --> 00:09:39,623
using the word "ding-a-ling"?
273
00:09:39,648 --> 00:09:40,918
It was just a joke, okay?
274
00:09:40,943 --> 00:09:43,297
Jessica Peters collects
the pictures from the boys,
275
00:09:43,298 --> 00:09:45,344
and then, the girls compare
them in the "Dick Report."
276
00:09:45,368 --> 00:09:47,934
Well, Amira, I don't want
you lookin' at nasty pictures
277
00:09:47,959 --> 00:09:49,236
of boys' ding-a-lings.
278
00:09:49,261 --> 00:09:51,740
And this Jessica Peters
sounds like a real slut,
279
00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:54,378
- if you ask me.
- She is!
280
00:09:54,403 --> 00:09:56,663
Mom, I'm still a virgin, okay?
281
00:09:56,688 --> 00:09:59,823
I'm not... Ugh! Having sex.
282
00:09:59,848 --> 00:10:01,448
Whew! Thank you.
283
00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,517
Thank you. My baby is pure.
284
00:10:05,413 --> 00:10:07,543
- Oh, quick question.
- Uh-huh?
285
00:10:07,658 --> 00:10:09,527
So, is giving oral still considered sex?
286
00:10:09,528 --> 00:10:10,727
Is what?!
287
00:10:17,093 --> 00:10:19,553
It was a question.
288
00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:21,647
I don't actually do it.
289
00:10:21,738 --> 00:10:23,713
Well, next time, maybe
you should lead with that.
290
00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,568
Yeah, look at it, observe it.
291
00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:28,220
- Right, man.
- Don't cut it till you're sure.
292
00:10:28,244 --> 00:10:29,309
Don't clip it till you sure.
293
00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:30,454
I promise you,
Aaron, you about to pick up
294
00:10:30,478 --> 00:10:31,747
mad Puerto Rican chicks.
295
00:10:31,748 --> 00:10:33,418
Hey, what's all this?
296
00:10:33,488 --> 00:10:34,947
Kid got real talent.
297
00:10:34,948 --> 00:10:37,263
Aaron's letting me practice
my barber skills on him.
298
00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:38,688
Uh-huh, yeah, but, uh...
299
00:10:38,758 --> 00:10:40,232
hey, I thought we settled this.
300
00:10:40,257 --> 00:10:42,599
I was gonna let the barber
thing go like you told me to,
301
00:10:42,624 --> 00:10:44,789
but Tray and Bobby bought
me these nice clippers,
302
00:10:44,814 --> 00:10:47,958
and I gots to say, I
really like cutting.
303
00:10:47,968 --> 00:10:49,828
Well, I didn't really buy the clippers.
304
00:10:49,898 --> 00:10:52,568
I got it from my man that, you
know, cut at the funeral home.
305
00:10:52,638 --> 00:10:54,438
Tray, I kind of assumed
that we were gonna be
306
00:10:54,463 --> 00:10:56,523
on the same page about
this barber thing.
307
00:10:56,548 --> 00:10:58,278
What's wrong with being a barber?
308
00:10:58,438 --> 00:11:01,068
Growing up, that was one of
the most prestigious positions
309
00:11:01,093 --> 00:11:02,283
in the neighborhood.
310
00:11:02,308 --> 00:11:04,308
You had the teacher, the preacher,
311
00:11:04,378 --> 00:11:06,978
and then the barber, and
then, on top of all that,
312
00:11:07,048 --> 00:11:09,318
you had the dude that
could dunk over a car.
313
00:11:09,388 --> 00:11:11,788
I get it. I get all of it. But come on.
314
00:11:11,903 --> 00:11:14,033
I mean, we're talking
about my son here, so...
315
00:11:14,058 --> 00:11:16,303
- This is how the boy used to look.
- Mm.
316
00:11:16,328 --> 00:11:17,988
Yeah, Shahzad gave him a haircut.
317
00:11:18,013 --> 00:11:19,903
It's not a religious calling, Tray.
318
00:11:19,928 --> 00:11:23,728
Josh, please don't tell
me that you are jelly
319
00:11:23,843 --> 00:11:26,513
'cause I introduced him to
something I was interested in.
320
00:11:26,538 --> 00:11:27,817
That's ridiculous.
321
00:11:27,842 --> 00:11:28,943
- That is ridiculous.
- 'Cause that would be petty.
322
00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:30,607
I don't... I would... I'm not...
323
00:11:30,608 --> 00:11:32,007
That's... That's ridiculous.
324
00:11:32,008 --> 00:11:33,724
Listen, I know how to
settle this, all right?
325
00:11:33,748 --> 00:11:35,748
We're gonna let the experts decide.
326
00:11:35,808 --> 00:11:36,878
What does that mean?
327
00:11:36,948 --> 00:11:38,878
Everybody, let's go. Let's go.
328
00:11:38,993 --> 00:11:40,923
Transform and roll out. Let's roll.
329
00:11:40,948 --> 00:11:42,618
Dick pics?
330
00:11:42,688 --> 00:11:44,288
Somebody's sending you dick pics?
331
00:11:44,313 --> 00:11:45,713
It's nothing. It's nothing.
332
00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:47,403
No, I want to hear Ms. Ashley's opinion.
333
00:11:47,428 --> 00:11:48,431
Go ahead, Val.
334
00:11:48,456 --> 00:11:51,027
I mean, you seem a little
young for that, that's all.
335
00:11:51,028 --> 00:11:52,933
Kids nowadays aren't like we used to be.
336
00:11:52,958 --> 00:11:54,298
We need to be grateful
337
00:11:54,323 --> 00:11:55,873
they don't have our sexual hang-ups.
338
00:11:55,898 --> 00:11:57,368
Can we please change the subject?
339
00:11:57,393 --> 00:11:58,723
- Who sent who a dick pic?
- Oh.
340
00:11:58,748 --> 00:12:01,437
Oh, some boy sent a
picture of his junk to her.
341
00:12:01,438 --> 00:12:04,508
No, it was a girl. Jessica Peters.
342
00:12:04,533 --> 00:12:06,483
Jessica Peters. She sounds white.
343
00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:07,529
Mm-hmm.
344
00:12:07,554 --> 00:12:09,447
- Okay, that's racist.
- Maybe.
345
00:12:09,448 --> 00:12:10,847
But you still go to that fancy school?
346
00:12:10,848 --> 00:12:12,403
It's not that fancy.
347
00:12:12,428 --> 00:12:14,791
The girls there think that
blowjobs ain't even sex.
348
00:12:14,816 --> 00:12:16,862
- What the hell?
- What?! That's crazy!
349
00:12:16,887 --> 00:12:18,448
Amira, you not doing that, are you?
350
00:12:18,518 --> 00:12:20,258
No. Oh, my goodness.
351
00:12:20,283 --> 00:12:22,683
Never do that. It's against God.
352
00:12:22,788 --> 00:12:25,221
And the only reason they
even invented oral sex
353
00:12:25,246 --> 00:12:26,904
was so white people
could keep black folks
354
00:12:26,929 --> 00:12:28,633
from procreating and
taking over the world.
355
00:12:28,658 --> 00:12:30,928
Now, when you're older, it's different.
356
00:12:30,998 --> 00:12:34,198
I don't let my husband leave
for work without hooking him up.
357
00:12:34,268 --> 00:12:36,538
I want him going out the door on E.
358
00:12:36,608 --> 00:12:37,914
That's how I know he comin' back.
359
00:12:37,938 --> 00:12:39,637
Oh, girl get outta here.
360
00:12:39,662 --> 00:12:40,877
Ain't nobody got time for all that.
361
00:12:40,878 --> 00:12:42,518
My man be lucky if he
get a cup of coffee.
362
00:12:42,543 --> 00:12:44,272
Now, listen, don't listen to them.
363
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,373
When you are older, you
will decide for yourself
364
00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:48,263
what you want and what you don't want.
365
00:12:48,288 --> 00:12:50,782
And don't let anybody
pressure you into nothin'.
366
00:12:50,807 --> 00:12:52,477
Just pretend I'm not here.
367
00:12:52,502 --> 00:12:54,558
Hey, listen, that white
girl from your school,
368
00:12:54,628 --> 00:12:55,958
now, she can be a ho
369
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,533
and still grow up to be president.
370
00:12:57,558 --> 00:12:59,428
- Mm-hmm.
- But not us.
371
00:12:59,543 --> 00:13:01,003
If you are even rumored
372
00:13:01,028 --> 00:13:03,068
to have fooled around with
a boy in the boiler room,
373
00:13:03,098 --> 00:13:04,422
folks will talk about it
374
00:13:04,447 --> 00:13:06,613
like you ain't ever done
shit else in your life.
375
00:13:06,638 --> 00:13:08,628
People will bring it up years later.
376
00:13:08,653 --> 00:13:10,307
And on Facebook, instead of saying,
377
00:13:10,308 --> 00:13:12,907
"Hey, Val, heard you opened
up a beautiful salon,"
378
00:13:12,908 --> 00:13:15,092
they write, "Hey,
'Kneepads', how you been?"
379
00:13:15,117 --> 00:13:16,407
All right, I think that's enough.
380
00:13:16,431 --> 00:13:18,848
I think that's enough. Yeah.
381
00:13:18,918 --> 00:13:21,551
I just came here to
show you what my son did.
382
00:13:21,576 --> 00:13:23,518
Behold.
383
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,090
Ah.
384
00:13:25,115 --> 00:13:26,815
Oh.
385
00:13:30,258 --> 00:13:31,528
Okay.
386
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:35,379
- Not bad.
- You really hooked him up.
387
00:13:37,938 --> 00:13:39,949
All right. I see, son.
388
00:13:39,974 --> 00:13:41,894
I see you got a little skills, man.
389
00:13:41,919 --> 00:13:43,101
Nah, y'all don't get it, man.
390
00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:44,737
This was his first cut.
391
00:13:44,738 --> 00:13:46,278
- Word?
- First cut?
392
00:13:46,338 --> 00:13:47,784
- I don't know about...
- That's impressive, man.
393
00:13:47,808 --> 00:13:49,947
- That's... No. Yeah.
- No, I don't...
394
00:13:49,948 --> 00:13:51,382
- He can't even see over the chair.
- He too small.
395
00:13:51,406 --> 00:13:53,622
- Come on, man.
- Feet low! He's dainty.
396
00:13:53,647 --> 00:13:54,777
Who taught you?
397
00:13:54,802 --> 00:13:55,993
Nobody.
398
00:13:56,018 --> 00:13:58,348
My son is a Jedi master
with them clippers.
399
00:14:00,758 --> 00:14:02,758
You can leave, Aaron.
Thanks for coming down, baby.
400
00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:06,357
I don't know where I am.
401
00:14:06,358 --> 00:14:08,498
Google Maps, Aaron!
402
00:14:08,568 --> 00:14:11,298
His first cut. What you think?
403
00:14:11,368 --> 00:14:12,838
I don't know, man.
404
00:14:12,898 --> 00:14:14,438
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
405
00:14:14,508 --> 00:14:16,508
Y'all think he could be that good?
406
00:14:16,568 --> 00:14:17,968
I mean, that was the last time
407
00:14:17,978 --> 00:14:19,939
I heard of someone starting that young.
408
00:14:23,978 --> 00:14:25,718
What? What is it?
409
00:14:28,248 --> 00:14:29,548
The Legend of Siz.
410
00:14:30,882 --> 00:14:32,151
What's that?
411
00:14:32,176 --> 00:14:34,086
Siz was the greatest barber
412
00:14:34,111 --> 00:14:35,387
in the borough of Brooklyn.
413
00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:36,833
He was my mentor.
414
00:14:40,328 --> 00:14:42,397
It all started back in 1986.
415
00:14:52,678 --> 00:14:55,007
One day, this guy comes
running into the shop.
416
00:14:55,008 --> 00:14:57,348
He's clearly distressed, right?
417
00:14:57,373 --> 00:14:59,703
Siz, you gotta help me.
I got a show tonight.
418
00:14:59,728 --> 00:15:02,435
My boy was linin' me up,
his hand slipped, and...
419
00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:09,288
Man, I can't go on stage like this.
420
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,637
Thanks, Siz. You the man.
421
00:15:27,403 --> 00:15:30,263
You're welcome, Big Daddy Kane.
422
00:15:30,288 --> 00:15:31,918
After his show that night,
423
00:15:31,978 --> 00:15:34,848
Big Daddy Kane's album
shot straight up the charts.
424
00:15:34,918 --> 00:15:36,388
The rest is history.
425
00:15:36,448 --> 00:15:38,518
- Who's Big Daddy Kane?
- Shh.
426
00:15:38,588 --> 00:15:41,528
Man, that's nothin' compared
to what I saw Siz do.
427
00:15:41,588 --> 00:15:43,658
When I was in junior high,
428
00:15:43,728 --> 00:15:45,998
I'll never forget it.
429
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,073
Okay, I'm starting to
doubt some of these details.
430
00:16:17,098 --> 00:16:18,828
But continue.
431
00:16:19,894 --> 00:16:22,250
Yeah. I knew him, too.
432
00:16:22,275 --> 00:16:24,497
We did time together. He was an OG.
433
00:16:24,498 --> 00:16:28,368
In fact, I'm the one
he gave his last cut to.
434
00:16:44,518 --> 00:16:46,843
- He did great things.
- Yeah.
435
00:16:46,868 --> 00:16:48,859
Things that no one has done since.
436
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,788
- Word.
- Maybe that's because he's...
437
00:16:50,813 --> 00:16:52,303
And you, too, have that gift.
438
00:16:52,328 --> 00:16:54,398
- Mm-hmm.
- This is ridiculous.
439
00:16:54,423 --> 00:16:57,153
My son is gonna be
more than just a barber.
440
00:16:57,268 --> 00:16:59,234
What...
441
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:02,051
So, what you sayin', white boy?
442
00:17:02,353 --> 00:17:04,936
Ay, you disrespectin'
Siz's legacy, yo.
443
00:17:04,961 --> 00:17:06,421
Well, I wouldn't say that.
444
00:17:06,856 --> 00:17:09,126
Siz's dream wasn't to be a barber.
445
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,725
It wasn't?
446
00:17:10,726 --> 00:17:12,496
Nah.
447
00:17:13,796 --> 00:17:17,606
He told me one night he
dreamed of being a surgeon,
448
00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:20,606
but he didn't have any surgery
role models in the hood.
449
00:17:20,898 --> 00:17:23,098
So he used his gifted
hands for something
450
00:17:23,123 --> 00:17:26,876
he had access to... cutting hair.
451
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,745
No disrespect,
452
00:17:28,746 --> 00:17:31,016
but it wasn't my dream
to be a barber, son.
453
00:17:31,086 --> 00:17:33,216
I wanted to be a music producer, yo.
454
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,156
I got beats.
455
00:17:35,181 --> 00:17:36,932
Truth be told, I always
wanted to go to college.
456
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:40,696
Always wanted to go to an
all-black college and play lacrosse.
457
00:17:40,756 --> 00:17:42,226
Truth be told.
458
00:17:42,296 --> 00:17:45,296
Yeah, man, the barber's
life ain't the end goal,
459
00:17:45,321 --> 00:17:46,941
unless you gonna own your own shop.
460
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,613
- I netted $200K last year.
- Really?
461
00:17:49,638 --> 00:17:51,281
Oh, now you gonna be on board, Josh?
462
00:17:51,306 --> 00:17:53,166
Oh, come on! Money's still important.
463
00:17:53,176 --> 00:17:55,247
I want him to be able
to take care of himself.
464
00:17:55,272 --> 00:17:57,071
- See, that is the difference between me and you.
- What?
465
00:17:57,095 --> 00:17:58,295
You want him to make a lot of money.
466
00:17:58,319 --> 00:17:59,540
I want him to live his dreams.
467
00:17:59,565 --> 00:18:00,953
No, that's not what I meant.
468
00:18:00,978 --> 00:18:03,976
Shouldn't this be my
decision and mine only?
469
00:18:03,986 --> 00:18:05,846
Yeah. Yeah, it should.
470
00:18:05,916 --> 00:18:07,785
True. So, what do you want to do?
471
00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:08,985
Seriously?
472
00:18:08,986 --> 00:18:09,986
Y'all got time for all of this,
473
00:18:09,987 --> 00:18:11,586
but I can't get a chair?
474
00:18:11,656 --> 00:18:13,056
I know how to settle this.
475
00:18:18,936 --> 00:18:21,215
Yo, make sure you get
my taper, little man.
476
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,580
It's gotta be tight.
477
00:18:22,605 --> 00:18:24,736
- What's happening?
- Shh!
478
00:18:24,806 --> 00:18:26,182
This is the time for the blend.
479
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,936
It's the hardest part.
480
00:18:28,806 --> 00:18:31,676
Come on. You got it, Little Tray.
481
00:18:33,876 --> 00:18:35,816
The gift is strong on this one.
482
00:18:36,652 --> 00:18:38,746
Tell him to remove the guards.
483
00:18:38,771 --> 00:18:40,841
What?! I can't tell him that, Siz!
484
00:18:40,956 --> 00:18:42,500
He won't have any control!
485
00:18:42,525 --> 00:18:44,063
He'll just have to go on...
486
00:18:44,088 --> 00:18:45,286
Feel.
487
00:18:45,356 --> 00:18:46,886
Feel.
488
00:18:46,956 --> 00:18:49,026
Tell him, Tray.
489
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,966
Shahzad...
490
00:18:52,026 --> 00:18:53,826
remove the guard.
491
00:18:54,943 --> 00:18:57,701
What?! What are you talking about?!
492
00:18:57,726 --> 00:18:58,951
Let go.
493
00:18:58,976 --> 00:19:00,106
He's not ready!
494
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,776
I am so scared.
495
00:19:03,846 --> 00:19:05,245
Everything'll be fine.
496
00:19:28,982 --> 00:19:30,241
Remove the guards!
497
00:19:30,852 --> 00:19:32,722
Remove the guards!
498
00:19:32,747 --> 00:19:34,676
This is free, right?
499
00:19:34,701 --> 00:19:35,826
_
500
00:19:35,851 --> 00:19:38,032
_
501
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:42,031
_
502
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:44,325
_
503
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:48,571
_
504
00:19:48,769 --> 00:19:51,046
I actually found a
few four-year colleges
505
00:19:51,071 --> 00:19:52,892
that have barber education programs
506
00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:54,657
so that he could take
business classes, too.
507
00:19:54,717 --> 00:19:56,987
Man, you ain't got to go
to college to get no degree.
508
00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:59,882
This scar is my bachelor
from the streets.
509
00:19:59,997 --> 00:20:01,657
- You want to see my doctorate?
- No.
510
00:20:01,682 --> 00:20:02,929
What is all this?
511
00:20:02,954 --> 00:20:05,327
Hey, nothin'. Just some
successful co-parenting.
512
00:20:05,397 --> 00:20:07,300
Yeah, it's kind
of our thing, you know?
513
00:20:07,325 --> 00:20:08,667
Oh, you guys have a thing now?
514
00:20:08,692 --> 00:20:09,864
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, we got a thing.
515
00:20:09,888 --> 00:20:12,173
- Dudes can have a dude thing.
- Oh.
516
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,476
Hey. There's the barber genius himself.
517
00:20:16,477 --> 00:20:18,007
People gonna be like, "Siz who?"
518
00:20:18,077 --> 00:20:20,076
I decided I don't want
to be barber no more.
519
00:20:20,077 --> 00:20:22,710
What? What are you talking about?
520
00:20:22,735 --> 00:20:24,017
You have a gift.
521
00:20:24,087 --> 00:20:26,817
Well, there's this
really hot girl at school,
522
00:20:26,887 --> 00:20:28,157
and she's into me.
523
00:20:28,217 --> 00:20:31,957
Her name's Jessica Peters,
and she loves music.
524
00:20:32,027 --> 00:20:35,357
So I think I'm gonna just be a musician.
525
00:20:38,967 --> 00:20:40,097
Yeah.
526
00:20:42,237 --> 00:20:43,689
Jessica Peters, huh?
527
00:20:43,714 --> 00:20:44,783
I heard him.
528
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:46,082
Hey, hey.
529
00:20:46,107 --> 00:20:47,506
Hey, Shay, where you going?
530
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,172
To break Amira's phone.
531
00:20:49,197 --> 00:20:50,777
She'll thank me later.
532
00:20:50,847 --> 00:20:53,307
Man, he pulled out a flute.
533
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,277
You can't make no
money with a flute, man.
534
00:20:55,301 --> 00:20:58,301
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