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I spent 15 years in prison.
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Now I'm on the outside.
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Second chances are a beautiful thing.
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Excuse me. Where's
your line for business loans?
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- Right this way, sir.
- May I have some of this candy?
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Oh, oh!
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What kind of loan are you here for?
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I'm here for a food truck loan.
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Really? That's a coincidence.
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I'm here for a loan
for a food truck, too.
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Actually, it's my third.
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I specialize in molecular gastronomy.
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Right, right, right.
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- Do you know what that is?
- Some of it.
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It's the manipulation of chemical
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and physical interactions
with ingredients.
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This truck's gonna be
all ethnic street foods.
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Yeah, it's Oaxaca Wonders.
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So, this is Hispanic food
for people who hire Hispanics?
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Something like that, yeah.
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- Three trucks?
- Yeah.
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You must have f'd it up
the first two times, huh?
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Don't even worry about it, my dude.
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When I get my trucks up and running,
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I'ma show you how it's
supposed to be done.
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I got 25 years of selling experience.
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I keep a customer base satisfied,
you know what I mean?
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Mr. Cherry?
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That's me. Good luck.
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Damn. You getting a food
truck loan or a Ph.D.?
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First impressions and
presentation are everything.
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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As chairman of the
restoration committee,
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I am thrilled to bring back
this cherished rink to Brooklyn.
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Come on, look alive, y'all.
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As a kid, On a Roll
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was one of my favorite places
to gather with my friends.
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Oh, you don't know how dope it is to see
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Shay up there doing her
Michelle Obama impression.
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It is inspiring.
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That's just Mom.
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No, no.
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That's only because
you know her like this.
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I remember when she was
so broke, in her crib,
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her TV had two channels... on and off.
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Yeah, slept in her car one time.
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Wow. If she could do it,
I know I could do it.
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- Whoo!
- Shay, Shay!
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- Come on. Your mom.
- And without further ado,
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I want to declare
On a Roll officially open!
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Let's go, Brooklyn!
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Thank you so much. We appreciate it.
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- Can we go now?
- Are you kidding?
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You guys didn't even skate yet.
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My feet are tired
just from walking here.
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Boy, are you serious?
We was only three blocks away.
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Can we hang out
at Starbucks until you're done?
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- Aw, hell, no! Have some respect.
- Oh, come on!
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Your mother's saving
a Brooklyn landmark here, okay?
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On a Roll is as Brooklyn
as Brooklyn can be.
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This rink is so important to us.
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It... it basically
raised half of Brooklyn.
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Did you know each other then?
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Aw, man, not yet.
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I would have pulled
her like a hamstring,
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but I didn't know her yet.
You know what I'm saying?
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Thank God because y'all would be 25
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instead of 15, ya know what I'm saying?
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Shay know what I'm saying?
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But this place right here
gave me my first taste
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of hard-working responsibility.
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I made head skate guard in no time.
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Now, I didn't work here,
but I put in work with my skate crew.
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We called ourselves the BK Shortyz.
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It was Ce-Ce, my bestie
Turtle, me and my girl, Regina.
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BK Shortyz in full effect!
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Let's get it!
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We would challenge
other teams to skate-offs.
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They were like dance
battles, but on skates.
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There was always some other
crew trying to take our crown.
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Now, let's see what
the honeys got to offer!
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They come out, doing
their little tricks and moves,
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but they didn't have nothing on us
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because at the end of the day,
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if we couldn't out-skate you...
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Let's get these bitches!
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Shay Boogie?
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Shay Boogie!
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Lisa "Turtle" Johnson!
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- Girl!
- What up, mama?
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Oh, I missed you so much.
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You look so good.
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Girl, you look so good.
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- These are my kids.
- Aww.
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Yeah, and you know Tray.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, God.
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I see you still rolling with
the Michelin Man in blackface.
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- Girl.
- I told you, I'm posted up.
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No, he's here for the kids.
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I'm in post position.
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But your ears must be burnin'
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because I was just telling
them about the BK Shortyz!
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Unh-unh.
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I wonder what the other girls are up to.
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I see them heifers all the time.
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We were just as Ce-Ce baby
christening last Sunday.
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Huh?
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Is that "FOMO" I'm reading
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on your perfectly beat
face, Miss America?
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'Cause you ain't missin' nothing.
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I seen your Facebook.
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I know you more Shay Bougie
and less Shay Boogie these days.
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Girl, please. I am
still the same ol' Shay Boogie.
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You want to exchange numbers?
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Why don't we just get all
the girls together tonight,
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and we party like it's 1999, damn it.
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Okay!
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I think there might be a little
Shay Boogie left up in there.
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It's 100% Shay Boogie up in here.
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Yo, Shannon!
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The kids said they want
some Nobu sushi for lunch.
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They said it's fancy and mad expensive.
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I assume you're gonna pay
for it because you know
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I ain't got that kind of dough.
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Bitch, then this dude took
a number two on the 2 train.
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We call that a double deuce.
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Stop!
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That happens all the time.
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Ooh, ooh, can you turn
that up? Turn that up!
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Y'all remember that
skate battle in 1996?
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5, 6, 7, 8.
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Ooh, ooh.
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His first night alone with the baby.
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Sir, can you turn that down?
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Hey, honey.
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No, you cannot kill the baby
by burping him too much.
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Okay, bye.
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I love that man to death,
but he is so damn dumb.
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That's too bad, Ce-Ce, because my boo,
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Greg, he smart as hell.
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- For real?
- He a sweetie, too.
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Ohh. That's sweet.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh. I got this.
No arguments at all.
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I'm taking care of this.
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Thank you, girl.
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Y'all, let me call my husband.
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He limited.
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Ooh, bathroom.
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Thanks again, girl, because
you know my money tight
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as one-day-old braids.
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I know you don't know
nothing about that.
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I do know about that...
the one-day-old braids.
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You know what?
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My job is hiring a temp,
so why don't you go ahead
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and e-mail me your résumé,
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and I'll put in a good word for you.
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- For real?
- Mm-hmm.
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Boogie, that would be so dope.
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Whoo! You the real MVP for real.
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Yes. Thank you.
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Okay, but don't actually
call any of those references.
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You'll just get my brother Dwain.
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He got a nice, white phone voice,
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and that nigga owe me a favor.
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Oh, okay.
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Looking good, kid.
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You think this suit says,
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"You should give me
a loan for a food truck?"
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- Yes.
- "'Cause I'm a responsible dude."
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Yes, cuzzo.
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You looking like a CEO,
you know what I'm saying?
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And I'm your assistant CEO.
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And I'ma tell you something.
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I'm with you through thick and thin.
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Oh, I gotta go, cuzzo. Oh, yeah.
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I got me a jump-off, and
she throwing up the bat-signal.
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- Look at that.
- Bobby, you can't leave me hanging, man.
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You my ride and my emotional support.
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Mm!
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I can't come because
I'm with my cousin today.
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You owe me this.
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Look at this. She got a friend.
Do you see that?
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- Ooh!
- She got a... yes.
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Man, I can get a loan
for a food truck later, man.
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That's what I'm talking about. Come on.
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Oh, shit!
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No, no, no, no, no. What are you doing?
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I'm doing what's right.
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- You can't touch an OWL.
- What is an OWL?
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An Old White Lady.
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It's okay. I'm gonna help you, okay?
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You fell down.
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Where do you live?
I'm gonna take you home.
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I don't know.
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Just leave her where you found her.
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Like a half-eaten burrito?
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No. Bobby, get the car.
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What are you talking about?
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- Bobby, get the car!
- Okay.
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Here's our new spring
collection which I like
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because it's very flowy and...
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Here, girl, your veggie burger.
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Thank you, Lisa.
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Amy, you had the masala bowl,
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and you had the supergreens salad.
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Okay.
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Did you get something for yourself?
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Oh, I kind of didn't know
lunch was covered,
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so I just brought something in.
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Just leftovers.
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Catfish and corn bread.
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You know what?
Do you got enough to split?
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You know I got you, girl.
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Good.
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- It's good, right?
- Yes, girl. Mm.
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Boogie, I hope I didn't
embarrass you back there.
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Turtle, do you know how relieved I am
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to finally have someone I could
relate to on the same level?
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It's not a lot of us up in here.
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I don't even know why I do this job.
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I should be designing
fashion shows on major runways
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in Milan doing me, living my best life.
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I feel you, girl.
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Lisa. You all right?
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What's going on?
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Greg broke up with me.
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I don't understand what happened.
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He just flipped.
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And he's already posting pics
with him and his side chick.
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And it's already got 173 likes.
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Fuck her.
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And you know what really
pisses me off, Boogie?
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He said that he's keeping
the couch that we bought together.
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Go ahead and let it out.
Come on, let it out, boo-boo.
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Let it out.
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- Why?
- Yeah, maybe a little bit softer.
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Let it out a little bit softer.
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Whoo.
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I think that's it.
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No worries.
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That's why I'm happy
we're here together.
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We can look out for each other again
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like we used to, all right?
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You know what?
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You up to doing my schedule for me?
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Oh. Um, yeah.
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Okay, so in-house meeting at 3:00,
model fitting at 4:00.
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Oh, and erase everything else
from my schedule after that
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because tonight, we gonna
go get your couch back, girl.
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Oh, hell, yeah.
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Mm-hmm.
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Don't worry about it.
We'll take care of you.
254
00:11:29,967 --> 00:11:31,555
We good, we good, we good.
255
00:11:32,419 --> 00:11:34,502
Yo! Open up!
256
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,913
Me and Bobby got this
old white woman with us.
257
00:11:35,937 --> 00:11:37,356
- Man, we need your help.
- Nope.
258
00:11:37,381 --> 00:11:39,165
- What are you doing to me?
- No, don't leave!
259
00:11:39,189 --> 00:11:40,776
Come on, son!
260
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:41,808
Ohh!
261
00:11:42,837 --> 00:11:45,007
Just be cool, okay, all right.
262
00:11:45,047 --> 00:11:47,183
Just look at the pretty
pictures, all right?
263
00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:49,231
I'll be right back, okay.
264
00:11:50,267 --> 00:11:52,197
Tray! I don't know about this.
265
00:11:52,222 --> 00:11:53,722
Everybody, be cool!
266
00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:56,638
Okay, thank God I watched
10,000 hours of "Law & Order,"
267
00:11:56,663 --> 00:11:57,957
so I basically grew up
268
00:11:57,987 --> 00:12:00,974
in a district attorney's office,
okay? I'm a pro.
269
00:12:00,999 --> 00:12:04,002
The first thing we need
to do is go in her purse
270
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:06,097
and find out who this old white lady is.
271
00:12:06,127 --> 00:12:08,997
And here is the contents
of said old white lady's purse.
272
00:12:10,465 --> 00:12:12,395
No wallet, no ID. Damn!
273
00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:14,050
Look, somebody already robbed her.
274
00:12:14,207 --> 00:12:15,937
That mean they gonna
really put this on us.
275
00:12:15,977 --> 00:12:17,803
They ain't putting nothing no nobody
276
00:12:17,828 --> 00:12:19,102
because look what's right here.
277
00:12:19,368 --> 00:12:22,298
A Golden Crust packet. You understand?
278
00:12:22,447 --> 00:12:25,477
That's a Jamaican joint,
so the old white lady loves beef patties.
279
00:12:25,502 --> 00:12:26,833
Interesting.
280
00:12:26,858 --> 00:12:28,398
So what else we got?
281
00:12:28,729 --> 00:12:30,963
Seems like the old white
lady's near some kind of a park.
282
00:12:30,987 --> 00:12:32,522
- Check that out, Tray.
- Mm-hmm.
283
00:12:32,547 --> 00:12:33,757
That's Prospect Park.
284
00:12:34,548 --> 00:12:35,948
How do you know for sure, though?
285
00:12:35,973 --> 00:12:37,303
The elm trees.
286
00:12:37,328 --> 00:12:39,003
Prospect Park is
the only place in the city
287
00:12:39,027 --> 00:12:41,884
- with elm trees and wildflower garlic.
- Wildflower garlic.
288
00:12:41,909 --> 00:12:43,469
Interesting.
289
00:12:43,494 --> 00:12:45,743
I seen them cups somewhere.
That's in the prison psych ward,
290
00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:47,158
but what's all that powder stuff on it?
291
00:12:47,182 --> 00:12:48,259
That's pill residue.
292
00:12:48,937 --> 00:12:51,310
Oh, so Mrs. Owl is a pill popper.
293
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,529
Okay, you know what?
294
00:12:53,128 --> 00:12:54,224
I got it.
295
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,170
Mrs. Owl is an ex-con
296
00:12:57,461 --> 00:12:59,631
who sells opioids at a local park
297
00:12:59,747 --> 00:13:02,887
and kills Jamaicans who
step in her territory.
298
00:13:02,917 --> 00:13:04,657
Boom, bip, that's the theory to beat.
299
00:13:04,687 --> 00:13:06,133
That's the theory to beat right there.
300
00:13:06,157 --> 00:13:09,202
Gentlemen, I recognize
this at the nursing home
301
00:13:09,227 --> 00:13:10,427
that my grandmother's in.
302
00:13:10,452 --> 00:13:12,317
Lydia, because she got hairy legs,
303
00:13:12,342 --> 00:13:14,927
so she bring me down
there to lotion her legs up
304
00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:18,108
so the hair lay down flat
on her knee caps and thighs.
305
00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:19,540
Mm, she sound sexy as hell.
306
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:20,883
Hey, back off, kid!
307
00:13:20,908 --> 00:13:23,178
So, so, so how do we
find this nursing home?
308
00:13:23,686 --> 00:13:24,846
Easy!
309
00:13:25,198 --> 00:13:27,798
We just triangulate
the locations we have here.
310
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:29,193
We are looking for a nursing home
311
00:13:29,217 --> 00:13:31,102
near Golden Crust near Prospect Park.
312
00:13:31,509 --> 00:13:33,218
- Case closed, cuzzo.
- Science!
313
00:13:33,243 --> 00:13:35,536
- Bravo! Science!
- Science, yeah.
314
00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:37,694
Nigga, science? You just wrote
"interesting" over and over again.
315
00:13:37,718 --> 00:13:39,157
It was interesting to me.
316
00:13:39,182 --> 00:13:41,882
No, no, no, no, no! No!
317
00:13:41,907 --> 00:13:43,109
Mrs. Owl!
318
00:13:45,097 --> 00:13:46,764
All right, we get
Lisa's couch, and we out.
319
00:13:46,788 --> 00:13:47,835
- Copy.
- Copy.
320
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,495
- Lisa, you got the key?
- I know where he keep it at.
321
00:13:49,519 --> 00:13:51,089
Okay, Ce-Ce, you keep lookout.
322
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:53,117
Regina, me and you, we gonna
carry the couch to your car.
323
00:13:53,141 --> 00:13:54,211
- Bet.
- All right.
324
00:13:56,092 --> 00:13:57,864
Lisa! You all right?
325
00:13:58,283 --> 00:13:59,873
Hey!
326
00:14:00,077 --> 00:14:02,547
Come on, BK Shortyz, let's do this!
327
00:14:04,617 --> 00:14:05,947
What happened to the key?
328
00:14:05,972 --> 00:14:08,492
Girl, key is to brick
as brick is to key.
329
00:14:08,517 --> 00:14:10,727
- Is that a riddle?
- What's up?
330
00:14:11,324 --> 00:14:12,684
What, you scared?
331
00:14:12,716 --> 00:14:14,316
Hell, naw.
332
00:14:15,597 --> 00:14:18,797
Shay Boogie is in full effect, baby.
333
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,426
Come on, come on. Let's hurry.
334
00:14:22,971 --> 00:14:24,677
- Right here, right here.
- We gonna get this sucker.
335
00:14:24,701 --> 00:14:27,507
Oh, yeah, we gonna rob
this... wait a minute.
336
00:14:27,532 --> 00:14:30,350
- One, two... okay.
- This is so nice.
337
00:14:31,253 --> 00:14:33,156
Who is his interior decorator?
338
00:14:33,181 --> 00:14:35,179
- Is that a Mika Marchay?
- Okay!
339
00:14:35,204 --> 00:14:36,649
I bid on this!
340
00:14:36,674 --> 00:14:38,344
Hey, Boogie, focus.
341
00:14:38,369 --> 00:14:39,735
Okay, all right, all right.
342
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,617
But hey, I thought you
said this was a couch.
343
00:14:43,658 --> 00:14:44,750
It is a couch.
344
00:14:44,775 --> 00:14:46,605
But it looks like a sofa to me.
345
00:14:46,861 --> 00:14:49,191
It's a couch, whatever.
Come on, just lift it.
346
00:14:49,231 --> 00:14:52,083
- If you say so.
- Okay, one, two, three.
347
00:14:52,803 --> 00:14:54,433
Ooh, shit.
348
00:14:54,691 --> 00:14:56,561
Okay, all right, all right.
349
00:14:56,586 --> 00:14:57,746
That way, that way. That way.
350
00:14:57,871 --> 00:14:59,047
- Go, go, go.
- Watch the table.
351
00:14:59,071 --> 00:15:00,601
Watch the table, watch the table.
352
00:15:00,641 --> 00:15:01,971
- Ahh!
- Oh, shit!
353
00:15:02,011 --> 00:15:03,243
Ow! Ow!
354
00:15:04,841 --> 00:15:07,079
Turtle! Is this guy married?
355
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,937
I told you he was messing
with some other chick.
356
00:15:10,248 --> 00:15:12,796
- Are you serious?
- What?
357
00:15:12,821 --> 00:15:15,121
Turtle, if he's married,
you're the other chick.
358
00:15:15,151 --> 00:15:17,521
I been with him just
as long as she has, okay?
359
00:15:17,561 --> 00:15:19,661
#ltsComplicated.
360
00:15:19,691 --> 00:15:21,261
Oh, my God.
361
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:23,791
Shit. Who is this?
362
00:15:25,698 --> 00:15:28,568
Does Greg have a son
that's in a wheelchair?
363
00:15:28,593 --> 00:15:31,193
That motherfucker scored 18 points a game.
364
00:15:31,218 --> 00:15:32,718
He lead a full life.
365
00:15:32,743 --> 00:15:34,273
Lisa, you ain't shit.
366
00:15:34,298 --> 00:15:35,898
Can you get back on your post?
367
00:15:35,923 --> 00:15:37,553
Just tell me the truth, Turtle.
368
00:15:37,578 --> 00:15:39,408
Did you even buy this couch?
369
00:15:39,651 --> 00:15:42,311
I was with him when he bought it.
It's the same thing.
370
00:15:42,351 --> 00:15:44,665
You mean when he bought it
for his wife and his child
371
00:15:44,690 --> 00:15:45,860
that's in a wheelchair?
372
00:15:45,885 --> 00:15:47,455
Lisa, you ain't shit.
373
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,366
He hurt me, okay?
374
00:15:49,391 --> 00:15:52,230
Now, can we please move
this motherfucking couch?
375
00:15:52,663 --> 00:15:53,663
Ooh!
376
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,821
What the hell is going on?
377
00:15:55,846 --> 00:15:57,390
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
378
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,475
Lisa, you crazy bitch.
379
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,672
I told you I was making
things work with my family.
380
00:16:02,184 --> 00:16:04,086
Wait, wait, this is her?
381
00:16:05,171 --> 00:16:06,971
Greg, you have got to be kidding me.
382
00:16:06,996 --> 00:16:09,445
It's not enough that you've been
sleeping with this ratchet girl,
383
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,216
now you brought her sad, dingy,
384
00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:12,886
ratchet-ass friends up in my house?
385
00:16:12,911 --> 00:16:14,511
Uhh, you got a right to be pissed,
386
00:16:14,551 --> 00:16:17,151
but there ain't no need
of you calling us out our names.
387
00:16:17,181 --> 00:16:20,725
Oh, no, no, no. I don't need
an etiquette lesson from a damn burglar.
388
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,090
- Get outta my house!
- Okay!
389
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,296
Damn it, Lisa, bringing all this drama.
390
00:16:24,321 --> 00:16:26,400
What? Your wife the one turning up.
391
00:16:26,425 --> 00:16:27,425
Oh, I'm turning up?
392
00:16:27,450 --> 00:16:28,710
You broke into my house,
393
00:16:28,735 --> 00:16:30,954
tried to steal my sofa and my husband.
394
00:16:30,979 --> 00:16:32,517
See, I told you it was a sofa.
395
00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:34,237
- I knew it was a sofa.
- You know what...
396
00:16:34,262 --> 00:16:35,268
Shut the fuck up, bitch!
397
00:16:35,293 --> 00:16:37,006
Are you kidding me? All up in my house?
398
00:16:37,031 --> 00:16:38,876
- Ow!
- You rude!
399
00:16:38,901 --> 00:16:40,641
Are you kidding me?
400
00:16:40,671 --> 00:16:41,941
Don't be handing me shit!
401
00:16:41,971 --> 00:16:43,453
Come on! How about this?
402
00:16:46,392 --> 00:16:48,292
Oops, I just broke your dinosaur tooth.
403
00:16:49,262 --> 00:16:50,580
This is bananas.
404
00:16:50,605 --> 00:16:52,896
I'm calling the police.
I'm calling the police.
405
00:16:52,921 --> 00:16:54,455
We ain't scared of no police.
406
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,450
I'm a little scared of the police.
407
00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:59,606
Greg, I'm better than this. I'm done.
408
00:16:59,631 --> 00:17:01,761
You know, you can just
sleep with this raggedy bitch
409
00:17:01,791 --> 00:17:03,131
for all I care. I don't care.
410
00:17:03,161 --> 00:17:05,208
I'm done. I'm done.
411
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,933
Baby, please.
412
00:17:08,113 --> 00:17:09,231
Damn.
413
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,283
I love you, Greg.
414
00:17:12,707 --> 00:17:14,010
Lisa, you ain't shit.
415
00:17:20,198 --> 00:17:21,868
That's for the window.
416
00:17:24,618 --> 00:17:26,418
Orderly with a wheelchair...
417
00:17:26,651 --> 00:17:27,951
Would you just be cool?
418
00:17:27,976 --> 00:17:29,453
The dude said he was gonna come back.
419
00:17:29,477 --> 00:17:31,337
Yeah, he gonna be right
back with the cops.
420
00:17:31,362 --> 00:17:33,832
Will you just take a breath and relax?
421
00:17:33,857 --> 00:17:35,007
- You're making me nervous.
- All right.
422
00:17:35,031 --> 00:17:36,469
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
423
00:17:36,494 --> 00:17:37,634
I'm sorry.
424
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:39,928
Wow.
425
00:17:41,431 --> 00:17:43,737
I can't believe people just
throw people away like that.
426
00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:46,987
You know something?
427
00:17:48,008 --> 00:17:49,728
I would never let that
happen to you, Bobby.
428
00:17:50,608 --> 00:17:51,623
Never.
429
00:17:52,934 --> 00:17:54,108
Thank you, cuzzo.
430
00:17:57,251 --> 00:17:58,604
This the time when
you're supposed to make
431
00:17:58,628 --> 00:18:00,173
the same promise to me, Bobby.
432
00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:02,274
Oh, I can't do that.
433
00:18:02,299 --> 00:18:04,196
You... you don't take
care of yourself, Traybags.
434
00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:05,461
- What?
- You don't. You don't.
435
00:18:05,491 --> 00:18:08,361
You... you probably be
on dialysis or some shit,
436
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,585
and I'm not changing
no grown man's diaper.
437
00:18:11,231 --> 00:18:12,601
- That's cold-blooded.
- You're...
438
00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:15,966
- Yeah.
- Are you the guys here about Mrs. St. John?
439
00:18:15,991 --> 00:18:17,835
Oh, yeah. Yes.
440
00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:19,560
Good news. She does live here.
441
00:18:19,671 --> 00:18:21,911
- I told you, "Law & Order" kid.
- All right, all right.
442
00:18:21,941 --> 00:18:23,557
You did, you did, you did.
All right, well, look.
443
00:18:23,581 --> 00:18:26,381
We got her purse, so you might
want to look for her nearby.
444
00:18:26,686 --> 00:18:27,873
Look for her? She's here.
445
00:18:28,651 --> 00:18:30,251
Rolled in about an hour ago.
446
00:18:30,281 --> 00:18:32,814
She's a wanderer, but she always
comes back when she's hungry.
447
00:18:32,839 --> 00:18:34,557
You know, I'm really sorry about this.
448
00:18:35,351 --> 00:18:36,894
I hope we don't have to call the police.
449
00:18:36,918 --> 00:18:38,796
- Oh, no.
- Oh, no. Totally unnecessary.
450
00:18:38,821 --> 00:18:40,261
Absolutely not.
451
00:18:40,791 --> 00:18:41,961
Awesome.
452
00:18:41,991 --> 00:18:43,621
Mrs. St. John is a bit of a klepto.
453
00:18:44,012 --> 00:18:45,042
What?
454
00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:48,246
You guys wouldn't happen
to know a Jayson Watkins?
455
00:18:48,271 --> 00:18:49,652
That's Jaybird. I'll take that.
456
00:18:50,192 --> 00:18:52,871
Oh, get your hands off me,
you black bastard!
457
00:18:52,896 --> 00:18:54,666
Ohh.
458
00:18:55,171 --> 00:18:56,879
That old white lady got issues.
459
00:18:57,777 --> 00:18:58,883
Did she touch you, too?
460
00:18:59,532 --> 00:19:00,792
What?!
461
00:19:09,721 --> 00:19:11,321
Oh, wow. You got some nerve.
462
00:19:11,361 --> 00:19:12,997
Before you say anything
or call the police,
463
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:15,402
I know I look like a crazy
person coming back here,
464
00:19:15,427 --> 00:19:18,961
but I feel really terrible about
what we did the other night.
465
00:19:18,986 --> 00:19:21,716
And I just couldn't help but to notice
466
00:19:21,741 --> 00:19:25,611
how beautiful your sofa was
as I was trying to steal it.
467
00:19:25,671 --> 00:19:27,771
And then... and then
as I was thinking about that,
468
00:19:27,796 --> 00:19:29,926
I was, like, "Shannon, you know what?
469
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:31,981
You need to apologize for that."
470
00:19:32,006 --> 00:19:34,806
I just... I just
wanted to say I'm sorry,
471
00:19:34,831 --> 00:19:37,170
and so I got you this beautiful
472
00:19:37,195 --> 00:19:39,881
matching throw pillow
to go with your sofa.
473
00:19:39,906 --> 00:19:41,421
I thought it'd be a nice accent.
474
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:43,221
Just leave it there.
475
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:50,361
I know I was wrong
for being up in your house,
476
00:19:50,401 --> 00:19:52,531
but I just ran into
one of my old homegirls,
477
00:19:52,561 --> 00:19:54,501
and I kind of got
caught up in pretending
478
00:19:54,531 --> 00:19:56,446
to be somebody that I'm not anymore.
479
00:19:56,471 --> 00:19:58,471
And... and you know, I just used to be
480
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:00,271
so much fun, and I used to turn up.
481
00:20:00,311 --> 00:20:02,471
You remember being, like, wild and crazy
482
00:20:02,511 --> 00:20:05,281
before you had kids and before
you get married and all that?
483
00:20:05,311 --> 00:20:09,181
So, I should have just stopped
at the "I'm sorry." I'm sorry.
484
00:20:09,211 --> 00:20:11,072
I should have never been
in your home like that,
485
00:20:11,096 --> 00:20:15,493
and I totally understand if you
don't ever want to talk to me,
486
00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:18,411
but girl, your taste is good.
487
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,434
You got really good taste, but I'm...
488
00:20:22,191 --> 00:20:23,531
Can you get off my property?
489
00:20:24,261 --> 00:20:25,607
I'm s... I'm really sorry. I apologize.
490
00:20:25,631 --> 00:20:26,874
Okay, thank you.
491
00:20:38,084 --> 00:20:39,741
What the hell was I thinking?