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Barry.
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Barry. Barry. Wake up, buddy.
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- Fuches?
- Hey.
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How long have you
been watching me sleep?
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The money from the
Rochester job just cleared.
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One less bad guy in the world.
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Nice work, as usual, Barry.
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Oh, well, he was in bed,
so it wasn't work exactly.
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Then why did it take two days?
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- Uh, I was doing recon.
- Ah.
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To make it clean.
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Or were you laying
around the hotel room
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like in Sioux Falls last
month or St. Paul before that?
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Look, these extra
expenses, they add up, Barry.
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- Okay.
- All right.
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Oh, God. I'm worried
about you, buddy.
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This shit heap looks
like the old Barry,
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before he had a purpose.
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No, no, no. I think
I'm just burned out.
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You know? Maybe I need a break.
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- Hey, you know what I think?
- What?
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I think what we should do
is shake things up a little bit.
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You know, so instead of
burning another small-town hood
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in some snowed-in,
rust-belt shit hole,
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what do you say to a little
trip out to sunny Los Angeles?
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You came here to
give me an assignment?
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It's the Chechen mob. Come here.
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A guy by the name of Goran Pazar
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needs an outsider to handle
something embarrassing.
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It's great money.
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Get us a lot closer to where we
need to be to hang it all up someday.
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When do you think that'll be?
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The plane for LA
leaves in four hours.
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I will have a car waiting
for you at the Ontario airport.
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Ontario? Wait. Isn't that,
like, a two-hour drive?
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You can't just, you
know, fly into LAX.
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You gotta cover
our tracks, right?
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- Why? Because it's cheaper or...
- Because it is smarter, Barry.
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How much cheaper was it?
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Hey, Barry. Fuches.
Probably still on the plane,
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but welcome to
California, buddy.
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Hey, my guy said he
left the car in space 408.
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I told him you were my best
guy, so he should hook you up.
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He said the car is "dope,"
so enjoy that, buddy.
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When you meet Goran,
don't be afraid to sell yourself.
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Remember that liquor distributor
in Canton you stabbed in the nut?
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I think Goran's the kind of man
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who would find something
like that intriguing.
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So work it into the conversation
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and make him aware that,
you know, you'll go there.
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Oh, fucking... Fucking dick!
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Hey, man! You must
be Barry! I'm Noho Hank.
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I trust the flight was good, no?
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Are you hungry?
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I mean, do you want a
submarine sandwich?
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If you're thirsty,
we've got juice boxes,
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Hawaiian Punch, or
maybe beer or something.
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So we're gonna do this
outside, if that's okay.
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His daughter has
some friends over, huh?
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They're watching their Jessie.
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Why? Did the bowling alley
run out of shoe freshener?
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We haven't been in LA long,
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but we've made
a lot of progress.
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The harbors, identity theft,
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meth, 99 Cent Stores.
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Business has been going great.
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Recently, personal
matters cropped up,
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which needs to be kept
separate from the business,
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so we called you.
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This is Ryan Madison.
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He's a physical
trainer in Silver Lake.
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He works with
Goran's wife, Oksana.
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They've been
training together for...
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What do you think?
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What do you think? Two?
Two, three months, hmm?
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Yeah?
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Over the past few weeks, these
sessions became more frequent.
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Goran asked me to follow her,
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and I became aware
that they were taking up
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at a Holiday Inn in Studio City.
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I snuck a lipstick camera,
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similar to this
one, in the room,
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and got this.
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Harder! Oh, harder!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Why would I want to see this?
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Turn that off.
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- Turn it off!
- Come on.
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I wanted to give
him the whole...
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He gets it. You already said
they are taking up in hotel.
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- Why show footage?
- It's important for him to know!
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You are just impressed with
yourself for planting camera.
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- I am not...
- Trash that footage.
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- Okay.
- So you guys want him gone?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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- Good. Okay.
- We pay you...
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No, you don't pay me anything.
Fuches takes care of the money.
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I just need his name and address,
and it'll be done in a couple of days.
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- That sounds good.
- All right.
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Now, there's a lot of
ways I can do this for you.
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One of them
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is, I could stab him in the nut.
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That's something I did once,
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and I am very
comfortable doing it again.
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- What?
- Or not.
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- Why?
- Forget about it.
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- Who would want this?
- Can't you just shoot him?
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- Yeah. No, I...
- Because being shot is very painful.
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Have you ever been shot? I
have. It's, like, crazy painful.
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Anything is better
than stabbing guy in nut.
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I'll shoot him. I'll shoot
him. I'll shoot him.
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Okay.
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Goran, I think he's
going to shoot him.
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Thanks. Have a nice day.
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No silencer. Thanks, Fuches.
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Fuck you, too! Fuck you, too!
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Don't you fucking
call me "lady"!
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Don't you fucking call me
"lady," you fucking asshole!
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You motherfucker! Fuck you, too!
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Don't you fucking
call me "lady"!
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Fuck you, too!
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Who are you? What
are you doing out here?
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Shit. I lost my place. Damn it.
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Sally! He's ready for you.
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Shit!
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Oh my, God. Thanks a lot.
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Strong... Strong
stuff you got here.
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Boy. Whoa!
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What have you got wrong
with you, you need all this stuff?
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You motherfucker. - What?
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You fucking asshole.
Who the fuck are you?
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Who the fuck do
you think you are?
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Please, lady, why don't
you just try to calm down?
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Bullshit!
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Bullshit! It's false, Sally.
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I... Look, I... I know.
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I got thrown off right
before I was about to go on.
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- I was outside going over...
- Excuse me.
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I don't give a shit.
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Even your excuses are false.
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You're up there. You're
stinking up my stage, babe.
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What the fuck do you want?
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Um...
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- The prescriptions.
- Not Linda. You.
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Little Sally Reed
from Joplin, Missouri.
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What do you want?
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- To be an actress?
- Again, I don't believe you.
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It's all I ever wanted
in the whole world.
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Oh, really?
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Except you don't think
you're gonna make it, do you?
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I mean, that's what you told me.
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Oh, yeah. Last week,
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she takes me out for a
cup of coffee after class,
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starts to cry, snot
running down her nose.
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All of a sudden, she said,
"I'm not gonna make it."
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I'm telling you, I
was embarrassed.
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It was pathetic.
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Here is a person who's
spending her money.
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She doesn't have
any talent whatsoever.
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This chick shouldn't
even be in this class!
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- I cannot believe...
- That is not fair, Gene!
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Don't think. Just
finish the scene.
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Don't you call me "lady."
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I come in here. I give
these things to you.
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You check. I'm sick!
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I have sickness all around me,
and you fucking ask me my life?
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Have you seen death in
your bed? In your house?
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And then I'm asked
fucking questions?
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"What's wrong?" Suck my dick!
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That's what's wrong!
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Shame on you.
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Shame on you.
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Suck my dick.
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End scene.
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Whoo!
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Okay, you know that
I had to do that, right?
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You know I love you.
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All right. That was something.
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Now, as beautiful
Sally just demonstrated,
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that's what this
class is about. Life!
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I want you to create a
life right here on this stage.
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I mean, we're not here studying
some fucking TV commercial acting.
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That's not why you
came to LA, is it?
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You didn't move all the way
across the country for that!
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This is the theater.
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Now, let's give
her another round.
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She deserves the praise.
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Hey, man. Are you
new to this class?
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I haven't seen you before.
I'm Ryan, Ryan Madison.
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I was supposed to put up
a scene with Mike Kennedy,
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but he got a catering gig.
So could you help me out?
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Ryan, you're up.
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- Where's Kennedy?
- He's not here.
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But I'm gonna do
the scene with him.
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Grab a seat there, boy.
Grab yourself an egg roll.
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We got everything here
from a Diddle-Eyed Joe to a...
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Damned if I know.
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Mean you ate before
you came on down here?
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All full? Is that it?
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No, I don't think so.
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00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:57,536
I think you're too
scared to be eating.
203
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See, you ain't
even sat down yet.
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On that TV over there,
since you been in the room,
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is a woman with her
titties hanging out.
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00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,309
Now, I know I'm pretty,
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00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:09,010
but I ain't as pretty
as a couple of titties.
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"What's in that envelope
is for my peace of mind.
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"My peace of mind
is worth that much,
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"not one penny more.
Not one penny more."
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It's empty.
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End scene.
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Who are you?
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- I'm Barry.
- Barry what?
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- Berkman.
- Well, Barry Berkman,
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you just used up your
one free audit class.
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You want to be here on Thursday,
you better prepare a monologue.
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You understand?
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Wow.
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Okay, who's next?
221
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- Or have a fan.
- Yeah, me too.
222
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Or fans, multiple.
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Hey. Hey.
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00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:32,738
Barry?
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00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,468
I just... I wanted to say sorry
for snapping at you back there.
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I didn't realize
you were an actor.
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00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,536
Oh, I'm not an actor.
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What are you gonna
do for your monologue?
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I did the scene
from The Blind Side,
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you know, the one where Sandy
Bullock interrupts football practice?
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"This team is your family!
You protect his blind side!"
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Do you remember
that? It won her an Oscar.
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- I'm not doing a monologue.
- What would be a good mono for you?
234
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:54,620
Let's go brainstorm.
235
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,174
A bunch of us are
going to Residuals.
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00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,459
What's Residuals?
237
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:05,296
What if you did Robert
Duvall from Tender Mercies?
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Oh, yes, yes, the one where
he's talking with his daughter.
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00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,651
- You should totally do that.
- Or Brad Pitt from Fight Club.
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00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,234
Oh, I love that, yes.
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00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,355
You know, to me, the most
important thing is honesty,
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like, whatever you
can bring your truth to.
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00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:18,013
Wait. What is that
Kevin Spacey movie?
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00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,262
You know, the one where he's
the bad guy. He's got the limp.
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00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:21,363
Oh! Oh, my God, Usual Suspects.
246
00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:23,447
- Indian guy. India.
- Indiana Jones?
247
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,185
- It's Usual Suspects.
- American Beauty.
248
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,521
- K-Pax.
- K-Pax.
249
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,437
- Usual Suspects.
- Did you just move here, Barry?
250
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,259
- Uh, yeah, from Cleveland.
- Huh.
251
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:32,569
- Oh, wow. Beautiful.
- Oh, cool. Welcome to Los Angeles.
252
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,066
Are you from LA?
253
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,625
Nobody's actually
from LA, Barry.
254
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,227
I am though, remember? 'Cause...
255
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,170
- Nick is from Florida.
- Go Gators.
256
00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:42,037
- Jermaine is from, uh...
- Denver.
257
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:45,203
Denver, and Antonio
here, he's from, um...
258
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,769
- Puerto Rico.
- Puerto Rico.
259
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:49,242
- Yeah, he just booked CSI.
- It's true.
260
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,116
I'm playing a dead
body on that show.
261
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,279
Next time, I'm gonna
play somebody who's alive.
262
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,254
- Yes.
- Yes! Yeah, you will!
263
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:58,348
It's about talent for sure,
264
00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:00,655
but mostly, it's about passion.
265
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:03,071
I mean, do you think Meryl Streep
and Kaley Cuoco became stars
266
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:04,540
- just because they're the best?
- Yes.
267
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,726
No. It's because they
wanted it the most.
268
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,533
Look, there's always a million
reasons not to do something, Barry.
269
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,597
But if you want it, go for it.
270
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:18,010
Mm! My girlfriend dates a
manager at The Standard,
271
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:19,321
so if you have
bartending experience
272
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:21,223
or lie and say you do, I
can get you a job there.
273
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,739
Oh, I have a job. Sales.
274
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:25,276
Auto parts.
275
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,818
- Huh. That's cool.
- Ah! Different.
276
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,454
- I don't have a job.
- Mmm, oh, my God!
277
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,685
Look at Lydia. She's
out there all by herself.
278
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:36,661
- Aww.
- Come on. Let's go dance.
279
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,721
- Okay.
- Oh, I... I don't dance.
280
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,791
Bullshit. Yeah, you do. I
can tell you want to dance.
281
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:46,369
Okay. No pressure. You'll
know where to find me.
282
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:18,262
Barry Berkman.
283
00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:20,902
Barry Berkman!
284
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,171
You gotta change that name.
285
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,470
I changed my name.
286
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:28,740
My real name's Richard Krempf.
287
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,511
Ryan Madison sounds way cooler.
288
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,480
Barry Berkman. It's too plain.
289
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,353
You sound like an
accountant or something.
290
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:39,915
You want something
people can remember.
291
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,560
I got the perfect
stage name for you.
292
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,398
- What?
- Mmm.
293
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,564
Barry
294
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,899
Block.
295
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,274
- Barry Block?
- Yeah.
296
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:57,469
I don't get it.
297
00:17:57,543 --> 00:18:00,308
Yeah, 'cause when I look
at you, I think of a block.
298
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,946
Hey, Barry. Hey. Hey.
299
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:05,550
Yeah?
300
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,814
Can you drive him home?
He has, like, seven DUIs.
301
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:10,748
- Sure.
- Good night.
302
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:13,021
Looking forward
to your monologue.
303
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:15,887
Ah.
304
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:24,465
What? Come on. You've
got to take this class, bro.
305
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:27,632
I... I don't think I can.
306
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:28,834
It's not that hard. Here.
307
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,205
Look, it's all in the book.
308
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,236
This is your new Bible.
309
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:35,633
Gene's teachings
changed my life.
310
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:38,879
So you go home. You
Google "great monologues."
311
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,887
You choose one, and I'll help
you prepare it before tomorrow.
312
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,542
You're gonna help
me with my audition?
313
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:49,226
- Why?
- Uh, you're my scene partner, bro.
314
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,764
We rocked it out
today. You were so chill.
315
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:55,393
You just let me do my thing.
You're a very generous performer.
316
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,365
I am?
317
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:58,697
Totally.
318
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:03,801
So I will see you
tomorrow, scene partner.
319
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,682
What the fuck?
320
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,490
Ryan Madison! Barry Block!
321
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,693
What the fuck?
322
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,091
They were hugging.
323
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,478
- Hey, Fuches.
- Hey, buddy.
324
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:41,979
I'm outside. Open up.
325
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:43,839
You're here?
326
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:47,585
So,
327
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,915
this Noho Hank, guy
wakes me up last night,
328
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,926
says you and your
mark were hugging?
329
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,523
- They saw that?
- Oh, yeah.
330
00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,808
Look, look, look, something
really, really cool happened.
331
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,391
- Okay?
- Okay.
332
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:02,833
I followed Ryan yesterday,
333
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,872
and he went to this theater
to take an acting class,
334
00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:08,740
and I ended up doing a scene
with him from True Romance.
335
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:11,272
True Romance is a movie.
336
00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,908
Yeah, it's LA
theater, so I guess
337
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:15,499
all the scenes they
do are from movies.
338
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,707
The point is, I was really good.
339
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:20,753
And afterwards, I hung
out with all of them.
340
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:21,913
Them?
341
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:23,565
The acting class,
and they're super nice.
342
00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:26,252
The whole class, including the
guy you were supposed to burn?
343
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:28,692
Ryan Madison, yeah.
No, he's a great dude.
344
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,889
And I don't know.
They just made me feel
345
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,829
really good about
myself, you know?
346
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:36,767
And you know how you and I
talk all the time about my purpose?
347
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,634
You think acting
could be your purpose?
348
00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,134
I don't know. I
just... I don't...
349
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,370
I just feel really motivated
350
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,421
right now or something. Like,
it made me feel really good.
351
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:48,846
Okay, but what about
what we do together, Barry?
352
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,126
Well, you know, they told
me a very small percentage
353
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,778
of actors actually
make a living acting,
354
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,616
you know, so most
of them have day jobs.
355
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,952
So I just figured, you
know, I'd do night hits
356
00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:58,957
- or something, just...
- Whoa, whoa...
357
00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:00,287
Sit. Okay.
358
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,850
Now, Barry,
359
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:07,791
acting is a very
face-forward type of job.
360
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:12,904
It's a direct conflict
361
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,635
to being someone who
anonymously kills people.
362
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:19,668
You want to have a hobby or
something, you could take up painting.
363
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:21,646
- Well...
- Hitler painted.
364
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:25,344
John Wayne Gacy painted.
It's a good, solid hobby.
365
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:27,062
Never got in the way
of what they were doing.
366
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,645
These are professional actors,
367
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,657
and they're the real deal,
and they say I got something.
368
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:34,402
No, I get it. I get it, but I think
you gotta think this thing through.
369
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:36,725
I mean, you wanna go out
there and try to burn a guy,
370
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:37,923
and have him say,
371
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:40,523
"There's the guy from
the chicken commercial!"
372
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,766
I don't know if I'd
do commercials.
373
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:48,163
Barry, when you decided
to do this for a living,
374
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,267
you closed the door on
being able to do anything else.
375
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,844
You're a killer, Barry.
You kill the bad guys.
376
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:56,610
Yeah, but this Ryan
guy wasn't a bad guy.
377
00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:58,947
- He lent me a book. He's...
- No, no, no. Stop thinking.
378
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:00,452
Kill Ryan.
379
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:03,647
These Chechens are the scariest
people I have ever worked with,
380
00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:06,123
and they're talking about
taking you off this job.
381
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:08,993
Off the job?
382
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,996
I'm sorry, but I don't feel like
383
00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:13,589
dying over some wannabe actor.
384
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:17,496
Yeah. No, yeah.
385
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,038
This is what you do.
386
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,097
This is all you do.
387
00:22:22,474 --> 00:22:23,737
Do you understand?
388
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,039
Yeah.
389
00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:28,910
Okay, good.
390
00:23:32,878 --> 00:23:35,404
- Hey, Mr. Cousineau.
- You weren't in class today.
391
00:23:35,547 --> 00:23:37,778
- Yeah, I know. I know.
- Ryan was very upset.
392
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,876
Yeah, no, I gotta leave town.
393
00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:41,887
I'm so sorry to hear that.
394
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:44,514
Hey, Mr. Cousineau,
I was wondering, um,
395
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,920
do you think I was good
enough to be in your class?
396
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,231
No, Barry, I don't.
397
00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:55,926
What you did was dog shit.
398
00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:58,300
I mean, really, really awful.
399
00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:01,233
"Dumb acting," I call
it. Do you know why?
400
00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:05,042
Because acting is truth,
401
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:07,602
and I saw no truth.
402
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,974
So here's my advice to you.
403
00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:13,486
You go back to whatever
nook of the world you call home,
404
00:24:13,552 --> 00:24:15,748
and you do whatever
it is you're good at
405
00:24:15,821 --> 00:24:18,916
because this is not it.
406
00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:21,853
You wanna know what I'm good at?
407
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,653
I'm good at killing people.
408
00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:30,464
Yeah, when I got back
from Afghanistan, I, uh...
409
00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:32,914
I was really
depressed, you know?
410
00:24:32,938 --> 00:24:35,203
I didn't leave my
house for months,
411
00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:38,608
and, uh, this friend of my
dad's, he's like an uncle to me.
412
00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:41,237
He helped me out, and
he gave me a purpose.
413
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,275
He told me
414
00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:47,442
that what I was good at over
there could be useful here.
415
00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:51,121
And, uh, it's a job.
416
00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:53,888
You know? The money's good,
417
00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:56,292
and these people I
take out, like, they're...
418
00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:58,557
They're bad people. You know?
419
00:24:58,630 --> 00:25:00,360
Like they're
pieces of shit. Um...
420
00:25:02,768 --> 00:25:04,634
But, lately, you know, I've...
421
00:25:04,703 --> 00:25:06,638
Like, I'm not
sleeping, and, uh...
422
00:25:09,308 --> 00:25:11,800
That depressed feeling
is back, you know?
423
00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:15,771
Like...
424
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:19,182
Like, I know there's
more to me than that.
425
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,516
But maybe... I don't know.
426
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,287
Maybe there's not.
427
00:25:28,293 --> 00:25:30,694
Maybe this is all I'm
good at. I don't know.
428
00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:38,627
Anyway, forget it.
429
00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:40,670
Sorry to bother you.
430
00:25:41,673 --> 00:25:42,868
What's that from?
431
00:25:44,943 --> 00:25:45,967
What?
432
00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:48,307
Are you telling me that
was an improvisation?
433
00:25:49,314 --> 00:25:51,874
Ha! Interesting.
434
00:25:51,950 --> 00:25:55,910
The story's nonsense, but
there's something to work with.
435
00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,554
My class is not cheap.
436
00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:01,622
- That's not a problem.
- You pay in cash.
437
00:26:01,693 --> 00:26:03,093
- Yeah.
- You pay in advance.
438
00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:06,599
- I can do that.
- Next class, tomorrow, 2:00 p.m.
439
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,067
- We start on time.
- Absolutely.
440
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,063
What's your last name again?
441
00:26:11,870 --> 00:26:14,305
Block. Barry Block.
442
00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:16,672
- You pay in advance.
- Yeah. No, I know.
443
00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,404
Gene. M. Cousineau.
444
00:26:18,977 --> 00:26:20,707
I look forward to this journey.
445
00:26:20,779 --> 00:26:22,145
- Great.
- Watch your toes.
446
00:26:22,448 --> 00:26:23,643
Whoa!
447
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:29,443
What's going on, guys?
448
00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:32,748
Now, now, now!
449
00:27:33,752 --> 00:27:35,345
- Hey.
- Take the shot! Shoot him! Now!
450
00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:36,945
Don't pull that gun on me, man.
451
00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:38,022
Now!
452
00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:40,218
- Don't pull that gun on me.
- Take the shot!
453
00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:42,158
Now, now, now!
454
00:27:53,472 --> 00:27:54,472
Fuck!
455
00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:34,336
Oh, hey.
456
00:28:35,614 --> 00:28:37,959
I wonder what's
going on over there.
457
00:28:37,983 --> 00:28:40,077
- Do you have whiskey?
- No.
458
00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:43,520
- We have herbal tea.
- I'll have an herbal tea.
459
00:28:44,823 --> 00:28:45,984
What have you got there?
460
00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:48,360
Oh. I've got an
audition tomorrow.
461
00:28:48,627 --> 00:28:49,890
I'm an actor.
462
00:28:53,131 --> 00:28:54,155
So am I.