1 00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:48,999 Barry. 2 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:52,836 Barry. Barry. Wake up, buddy. 3 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,976 - Fuches? - Hey. 4 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:02,380 How long have you been watching me sleep? 5 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:05,620 The money from the Rochester job just cleared. 6 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:07,285 One less bad guy in the world. 7 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:09,455 Nice work, as usual, Barry. 8 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:12,590 Oh, well, he was in bed, so it wasn't work exactly. 9 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,858 Then why did it take two days? 10 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,401 - Uh, I was doing recon. - Ah. 11 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:19,735 To make it clean. 12 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,708 Or were you laying around the hotel room 13 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:25,507 like in Sioux Falls last month or St. Paul before that? 14 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:27,741 Look, these extra expenses, they add up, Barry. 15 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:30,079 - Okay. - All right. 16 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,948 Oh, God. I'm worried about you, buddy. 17 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:34,887 This shit heap looks like the old Barry, 18 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:36,383 before he had a purpose. 19 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:38,652 No, no, no. I think I'm just burned out. 20 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:40,785 You know? Maybe I need a break. 21 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:43,453 - Hey, you know what I think? - What? 22 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:46,659 I think what we should do is shake things up a little bit. 23 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:50,033 You know, so instead of burning another small-town hood 24 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:52,800 in some snowed-in, rust-belt shit hole, 25 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:57,106 what do you say to a little trip out to sunny Los Angeles? 26 00:02:58,245 --> 00:02:59,765 You came here to give me an assignment? 27 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:02,009 It's the Chechen mob. Come here. 28 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:06,416 A guy by the name of Goran Pazar 29 00:03:06,486 --> 00:03:09,479 needs an outsider to handle something embarrassing. 30 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:11,457 It's great money. 31 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:15,024 Get us a lot closer to where we need to be to hang it all up someday. 32 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:16,393 When do you think that'll be? 33 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:18,864 The plane for LA leaves in four hours. 34 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:22,801 I will have a car waiting for you at the Ontario airport. 35 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:25,634 Ontario? Wait. Isn't that, like, a two-hour drive? 36 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,971 You can't just, you know, fly into LAX. 37 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,169 You gotta cover our tracks, right? 38 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:33,575 - Why? Because it's cheaper or... - Because it is smarter, Barry. 39 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:36,614 How much cheaper was it? 40 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:49,939 Hey, Barry. Fuches. Probably still on the plane, 41 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,727 but welcome to California, buddy. 42 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:54,597 Hey, my guy said he left the car in space 408. 43 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:57,137 I told him you were my best guy, so he should hook you up. 44 00:03:57,204 --> 00:04:01,164 He said the car is "dope," so enjoy that, buddy. 45 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:04,006 When you meet Goran, don't be afraid to sell yourself. 46 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:07,775 Remember that liquor distributor in Canton you stabbed in the nut? 47 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,840 I think Goran's the kind of man 48 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:12,010 who would find something like that intriguing. 49 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,747 So work it into the conversation 50 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:16,415 and make him aware that, you know, you'll go there. 51 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:19,754 Oh, fucking... Fucking dick! 52 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:25,156 Hey, man! You must be Barry! I'm Noho Hank. 53 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:27,763 I trust the flight was good, no? 54 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:29,826 Are you hungry? 55 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:31,872 I mean, do you want a submarine sandwich? 56 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,169 If you're thirsty, we've got juice boxes, 57 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:37,143 Hawaiian Punch, or maybe beer or something. 58 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:39,873 So we're gonna do this outside, if that's okay. 59 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,847 His daughter has some friends over, huh? 60 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,281 They're watching their Jessie. 61 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:46,580 Why? Did the bowling alley run out of shoe freshener? 62 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:49,088 We haven't been in LA long, 63 00:04:49,156 --> 00:04:50,988 but we've made a lot of progress. 64 00:04:51,057 --> 00:04:53,549 The harbors, identity theft, 65 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,619 meth, 99 Cent Stores. 66 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:57,493 Business has been going great. 67 00:04:57,597 --> 00:05:00,726 Recently, personal matters cropped up, 68 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,202 which needs to be kept separate from the business, 69 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:04,997 so we called you. 70 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:07,872 This is Ryan Madison. 71 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:10,376 He's a physical trainer in Silver Lake. 72 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,446 He works with Goran's wife, Oksana. 73 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:14,413 They've been training together for... 74 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:15,905 What do you think? 75 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:19,544 What do you think? Two? Two, three months, hmm? 76 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:21,315 Yeah? 77 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:25,649 Over the past few weeks, these sessions became more frequent. 78 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:28,490 Goran asked me to follow her, 79 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:30,497 and I became aware that they were taking up 80 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:32,692 at a Holiday Inn in Studio City. 81 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:35,531 I snuck a lipstick camera, 82 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:38,967 similar to this one, in the room, 83 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:42,169 and got this. 84 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:43,910 Harder! Oh, harder! 85 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,070 Oh! Oh! 86 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:47,705 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 87 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:49,079 Why would I want to see this? 88 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:51,547 Turn that off. 89 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:53,617 - Turn it off! - Come on. 90 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:55,131 I wanted to give him the whole... 91 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:58,717 He gets it. You already said they are taking up in hotel. 92 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,770 - Why show footage? - It's important for him to know! 93 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:03,093 You are just impressed with yourself for planting camera. 94 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:05,029 - I am not... - Trash that footage. 95 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:06,409 - Okay. - So you guys want him gone? 96 00:06:06,433 --> 00:06:07,457 - Yes. - Yes. 97 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:08,968 - Good. Okay. - We pay you... 98 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,180 No, you don't pay me anything. Fuches takes care of the money. 99 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:14,538 I just need his name and address, and it'll be done in a couple of days. 100 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,475 - That sounds good. - All right. 101 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:20,310 Now, there's a lot of ways I can do this for you. 102 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:23,677 One of them 103 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:26,177 is, I could stab him in the nut. 104 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,014 That's something I did once, 105 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:32,981 and I am very comfortable doing it again. 106 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,956 - What? - Or not. 107 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:36,291 - Why? - Forget about it. 108 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:38,456 - Who would want this? - Can't you just shoot him? 109 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:40,651 - Yeah. No, I... - Because being shot is very painful. 110 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:44,000 Have you ever been shot? I have. It's, like, crazy painful. 111 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,505 Anything is better than stabbing guy in nut. 112 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,413 I'll shoot him. I'll shoot him. I'll shoot him. 113 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:49,771 Okay. 114 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:52,836 Goran, I think he's going to shoot him. 115 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:56,674 Thanks. Have a nice day. 116 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:10,196 No silencer. Thanks, Fuches. 117 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:43,652 Fuck you, too! Fuck you, too! 118 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:45,783 Don't you fucking call me "lady"! 119 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:49,824 Don't you fucking call me "lady," you fucking asshole! 120 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:52,798 You motherfucker! Fuck you, too! 121 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,028 Don't you fucking call me "lady"! 122 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:56,160 Fuck you, too! 123 00:08:56,803 --> 00:08:59,204 Who are you? What are you doing out here? 124 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:02,709 Shit. I lost my place. Damn it. 125 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:04,711 Sally! He's ready for you. 126 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:07,403 Shit! 127 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,979 Oh my, God. Thanks a lot. 128 00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:17,848 Strong... Strong stuff you got here. 129 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,483 Boy. Whoa! 130 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,708 What have you got wrong with you, you need all this stuff? 131 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:25,859 You motherfucker. - What? 132 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,858 You fucking asshole. Who the fuck are you? 133 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:31,837 Who the fuck do you think you are? 134 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,170 Please, lady, why don't you just try to calm down? 135 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,240 Bullshit! 136 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:38,941 Bullshit! It's false, Sally. 137 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,378 I... Look, I... I know. 138 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,746 I got thrown off right before I was about to go on. 139 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:44,326 - I was outside going over... - Excuse me. 140 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:45,682 I don't give a shit. 141 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,918 Even your excuses are false. 142 00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:50,923 You're up there. You're stinking up my stage, babe. 143 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,053 What the fuck do you want? 144 00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:57,522 Um... 145 00:09:57,664 --> 00:10:00,395 - The prescriptions. - Not Linda. You. 146 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,729 Little Sally Reed from Joplin, Missouri. 147 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:05,829 What do you want? 148 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:10,905 - To be an actress? - Again, I don't believe you. 149 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,315 It's all I ever wanted in the whole world. 150 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:16,405 Oh, really? 151 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,945 Except you don't think you're gonna make it, do you? 152 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,712 I mean, that's what you told me. 153 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:23,353 Oh, yeah. Last week, 154 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:26,055 she takes me out for a cup of coffee after class, 155 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:29,062 starts to cry, snot running down her nose. 156 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,394 All of a sudden, she said, "I'm not gonna make it." 157 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,797 I'm telling you, I was embarrassed. 158 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:34,994 It was pathetic. 159 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:37,229 Here is a person who's spending her money. 160 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,499 She doesn't have any talent whatsoever. 161 00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:42,332 This chick shouldn't even be in this class! 162 00:10:42,408 --> 00:10:45,845 - I cannot believe... - That is not fair, Gene! 163 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,850 Don't think. Just finish the scene. 164 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,720 Don't you call me "lady." 165 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:59,324 I come in here. I give these things to you. 166 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,884 You check. I'm sick! 167 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:05,261 I have sickness all around me, and you fucking ask me my life? 168 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:08,199 Have you seen death in your bed? In your house? 169 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,203 And then I'm asked fucking questions? 170 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:13,934 "What's wrong?" Suck my dick! 171 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,236 That's what's wrong! 172 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,537 Shame on you. 173 00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:20,177 Shame on you. 174 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,481 Suck my dick. 175 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:35,318 End scene. 176 00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:39,430 Whoo! 177 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:45,263 Okay, you know that I had to do that, right? 178 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,034 You know I love you. 179 00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:51,272 All right. That was something. 180 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:54,980 Now, as beautiful Sally just demonstrated, 181 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,449 that's what this class is about. Life! 182 00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:01,982 I want you to create a life right here on this stage. 183 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:06,117 I mean, we're not here studying some fucking TV commercial acting. 184 00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:08,787 That's not why you came to LA, is it? 185 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:12,023 You didn't move all the way across the country for that! 186 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:13,896 This is the theater. 187 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,501 Now, let's give her another round. 188 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,402 She deserves the praise. 189 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,338 Hey, man. Are you new to this class? 190 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,401 I haven't seen you before. I'm Ryan, Ryan Madison. 191 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,189 I was supposed to put up a scene with Mike Kennedy, 192 00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:30,081 but he got a catering gig. So could you help me out? 193 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,412 Ryan, you're up. 194 00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,078 - Where's Kennedy? - He's not here. 195 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,882 But I'm gonna do the scene with him. 196 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:44,595 Grab a seat there, boy. Grab yourself an egg roll. 197 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:47,327 We got everything here from a Diddle-Eyed Joe to a... 198 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:48,594 Damned if I know. 199 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,081 Mean you ate before you came on down here? 200 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,129 All full? Is that it? 201 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,107 No, I don't think so. 202 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:57,536 I think you're too scared to be eating. 203 00:12:58,244 --> 00:12:59,735 See, you ain't even sat down yet. 204 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,906 On that TV over there, since you been in the room, 205 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:03,643 is a woman with her titties hanging out. 206 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,309 Now, I know I'm pretty, 207 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:09,010 but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties. 208 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,596 "What's in that envelope is for my peace of mind. 209 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,188 "My peace of mind is worth that much, 210 00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:20,130 "not one penny more. Not one penny more." 211 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,534 It's empty. 212 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,049 End scene. 213 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:58,561 Who are you? 214 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:01,402 - I'm Barry. - Barry what? 215 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,375 - Berkman. - Well, Barry Berkman, 216 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,607 you just used up your one free audit class. 217 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,741 You want to be here on Thursday, you better prepare a monologue. 218 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,285 You understand? 219 00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:17,322 Wow. 220 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:19,992 Okay, who's next? 221 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,058 - Or have a fan. - Yeah, me too. 222 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,262 Or fans, multiple. 223 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,665 Hey. Hey. 224 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:32,738 Barry? 225 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,468 I just... I wanted to say sorry for snapping at you back there. 226 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,407 I didn't realize you were an actor. 227 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,536 Oh, I'm not an actor. 228 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,122 What are you gonna do for your monologue? 229 00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:41,774 I did the scene from The Blind Side, 230 00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:44,126 you know, the one where Sandy Bullock interrupts football practice? 231 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:46,312 "This team is your family! You protect his blind side!" 232 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,184 Do you remember that? It won her an Oscar. 233 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,616 - I'm not doing a monologue. - What would be a good mono for you? 234 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:54,620 Let's go brainstorm. 235 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,174 A bunch of us are going to Residuals. 236 00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,459 What's Residuals? 237 00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:05,296 What if you did Robert Duvall from Tender Mercies? 238 00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:07,416 Oh, yes, yes, the one where he's talking with his daughter. 239 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,651 - You should totally do that. - Or Brad Pitt from Fight Club. 240 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,234 Oh, I love that, yes. 241 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,355 You know, to me, the most important thing is honesty, 242 00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:15,143 like, whatever you can bring your truth to. 243 00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:18,013 Wait. What is that Kevin Spacey movie? 244 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,262 You know, the one where he's the bad guy. He's got the limp. 245 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:21,363 Oh! Oh, my God, Usual Suspects. 246 00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:23,447 - Indian guy. India. - Indiana Jones? 247 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,185 - It's Usual Suspects. - American Beauty. 248 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,521 - K-Pax. - K-Pax. 249 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,437 - Usual Suspects. - Did you just move here, Barry? 250 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,259 - Uh, yeah, from Cleveland. - Huh. 251 00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:32,569 - Oh, wow. Beautiful. - Oh, cool. Welcome to Los Angeles. 252 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,066 Are you from LA? 253 00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,625 Nobody's actually from LA, Barry. 254 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,227 I am though, remember? 'Cause... 255 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,170 - Nick is from Florida. - Go Gators. 256 00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:42,037 - Jermaine is from, uh... - Denver. 257 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:45,203 Denver, and Antonio here, he's from, um... 258 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,769 - Puerto Rico. - Puerto Rico. 259 00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:49,242 - Yeah, he just booked CSI. - It's true. 260 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,116 I'm playing a dead body on that show. 261 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,279 Next time, I'm gonna play somebody who's alive. 262 00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,254 - Yes. - Yes! Yeah, you will! 263 00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:58,348 It's about talent for sure, 264 00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:00,655 but mostly, it's about passion. 265 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:03,071 I mean, do you think Meryl Streep and Kaley Cuoco became stars 266 00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:04,540 - just because they're the best? - Yes. 267 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,726 No. It's because they wanted it the most. 268 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,533 Look, there's always a million reasons not to do something, Barry. 269 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,597 But if you want it, go for it. 270 00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:18,010 Mm! My girlfriend dates a manager at The Standard, 271 00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:19,321 so if you have bartending experience 272 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:21,223 or lie and say you do, I can get you a job there. 273 00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,739 Oh, I have a job. Sales. 274 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:25,276 Auto parts. 275 00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,818 - Huh. That's cool. - Ah! Different. 276 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,454 - I don't have a job. - Mmm, oh, my God! 277 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,685 Look at Lydia. She's out there all by herself. 278 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:36,661 - Aww. - Come on. Let's go dance. 279 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,721 - Okay. - Oh, I... I don't dance. 280 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,791 Bullshit. Yeah, you do. I can tell you want to dance. 281 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:46,369 Okay. No pressure. You'll know where to find me. 282 00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:18,262 Barry Berkman. 283 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:20,902 Barry Berkman! 284 00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,171 You gotta change that name. 285 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,470 I changed my name. 286 00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:28,740 My real name's Richard Krempf. 287 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,511 Ryan Madison sounds way cooler. 288 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,480 Barry Berkman. It's too plain. 289 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,353 You sound like an accountant or something. 290 00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:39,915 You want something people can remember. 291 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,560 I got the perfect stage name for you. 292 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,398 - What? - Mmm. 293 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,564 Barry 294 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,899 Block. 295 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,274 - Barry Block? - Yeah. 296 00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:57,469 I don't get it. 297 00:17:57,543 --> 00:18:00,308 Yeah, 'cause when I look at you, I think of a block. 298 00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,946 Hey, Barry. Hey. Hey. 299 00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:05,550 Yeah? 300 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,814 Can you drive him home? He has, like, seven DUIs. 301 00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:10,748 - Sure. - Good night. 302 00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:13,021 Looking forward to your monologue. 303 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:15,887 Ah. 304 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:24,465 What? Come on. You've got to take this class, bro. 305 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:27,632 I... I don't think I can. 306 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:28,834 It's not that hard. Here. 307 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,205 Look, it's all in the book. 308 00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,236 This is your new Bible. 309 00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:35,633 Gene's teachings changed my life. 310 00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:38,879 So you go home. You Google "great monologues." 311 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,887 You choose one, and I'll help you prepare it before tomorrow. 312 00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,542 You're gonna help me with my audition? 313 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:49,226 - Why? - Uh, you're my scene partner, bro. 314 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,764 We rocked it out today. You were so chill. 315 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:55,393 You just let me do my thing. You're a very generous performer. 316 00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,365 I am? 317 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:58,697 Totally. 318 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:03,801 So I will see you tomorrow, scene partner. 319 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,682 What the fuck? 320 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,490 Ryan Madison! Barry Block! 321 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,693 What the fuck? 322 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,091 They were hugging. 323 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,478 - Hey, Fuches. - Hey, buddy. 324 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:41,979 I'm outside. Open up. 325 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:43,839 You're here? 326 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:47,585 So, 327 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,915 this Noho Hank, guy wakes me up last night, 328 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,926 says you and your mark were hugging? 329 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,523 - They saw that? - Oh, yeah. 330 00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,808 Look, look, look, something really, really cool happened. 331 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,391 - Okay? - Okay. 332 00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:02,833 I followed Ryan yesterday, 333 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,872 and he went to this theater to take an acting class, 334 00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:08,740 and I ended up doing a scene with him from True Romance. 335 00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:11,272 True Romance is a movie. 336 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,908 Yeah, it's LA theater, so I guess 337 00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:15,499 all the scenes they do are from movies. 338 00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,707 The point is, I was really good. 339 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:20,753 And afterwards, I hung out with all of them. 340 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:21,913 Them? 341 00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:23,565 The acting class, and they're super nice. 342 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:26,252 The whole class, including the guy you were supposed to burn? 343 00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:28,692 Ryan Madison, yeah. No, he's a great dude. 344 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,889 And I don't know. They just made me feel 345 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,829 really good about myself, you know? 346 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:36,767 And you know how you and I talk all the time about my purpose? 347 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,634 You think acting could be your purpose? 348 00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,134 I don't know. I just... I don't... 349 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,370 I just feel really motivated 350 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,421 right now or something. Like, it made me feel really good. 351 00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:48,846 Okay, but what about what we do together, Barry? 352 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,126 Well, you know, they told me a very small percentage 353 00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,778 of actors actually make a living acting, 354 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,616 you know, so most of them have day jobs. 355 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,952 So I just figured, you know, I'd do night hits 356 00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:58,957 - or something, just... - Whoa, whoa... 357 00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:00,287 Sit. Okay. 358 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,850 Now, Barry, 359 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:07,791 acting is a very face-forward type of job. 360 00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:12,904 It's a direct conflict 361 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,635 to being someone who anonymously kills people. 362 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:19,668 You want to have a hobby or something, you could take up painting. 363 00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:21,646 - Well... - Hitler painted. 364 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:25,344 John Wayne Gacy painted. It's a good, solid hobby. 365 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:27,062 Never got in the way of what they were doing. 366 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,645 These are professional actors, 367 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,657 and they're the real deal, and they say I got something. 368 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:34,402 No, I get it. I get it, but I think you gotta think this thing through. 369 00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:36,725 I mean, you wanna go out there and try to burn a guy, 370 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:37,923 and have him say, 371 00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:40,523 "There's the guy from the chicken commercial!" 372 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,766 I don't know if I'd do commercials. 373 00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:48,163 Barry, when you decided to do this for a living, 374 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,267 you closed the door on being able to do anything else. 375 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,844 You're a killer, Barry. You kill the bad guys. 376 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:56,610 Yeah, but this Ryan guy wasn't a bad guy. 377 00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:58,947 - He lent me a book. He's... - No, no, no. Stop thinking. 378 00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:00,452 Kill Ryan. 379 00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:03,647 These Chechens are the scariest people I have ever worked with, 380 00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:06,123 and they're talking about taking you off this job. 381 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:08,993 Off the job? 382 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,996 I'm sorry, but I don't feel like 383 00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:13,589 dying over some wannabe actor. 384 00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:17,496 Yeah. No, yeah. 385 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,038 This is what you do. 386 00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,097 This is all you do. 387 00:22:22,474 --> 00:22:23,737 Do you understand? 388 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,039 Yeah. 389 00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:28,910 Okay, good. 390 00:23:32,878 --> 00:23:35,404 - Hey, Mr. Cousineau. - You weren't in class today. 391 00:23:35,547 --> 00:23:37,778 - Yeah, I know. I know. - Ryan was very upset. 392 00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,876 Yeah, no, I gotta leave town. 393 00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:41,887 I'm so sorry to hear that. 394 00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:44,514 Hey, Mr. Cousineau, I was wondering, um, 395 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,920 do you think I was good enough to be in your class? 396 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,231 No, Barry, I don't. 397 00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:55,926 What you did was dog shit. 398 00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:58,300 I mean, really, really awful. 399 00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:01,233 "Dumb acting," I call it. Do you know why? 400 00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:05,042 Because acting is truth, 401 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:07,602 and I saw no truth. 402 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,974 So here's my advice to you. 403 00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:13,486 You go back to whatever nook of the world you call home, 404 00:24:13,552 --> 00:24:15,748 and you do whatever it is you're good at 405 00:24:15,821 --> 00:24:18,916 because this is not it. 406 00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:21,853 You wanna know what I'm good at? 407 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,653 I'm good at killing people. 408 00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:30,464 Yeah, when I got back from Afghanistan, I, uh... 409 00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:32,914 I was really depressed, you know? 410 00:24:32,938 --> 00:24:35,203 I didn't leave my house for months, 411 00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:38,608 and, uh, this friend of my dad's, he's like an uncle to me. 412 00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:41,237 He helped me out, and he gave me a purpose. 413 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,275 He told me 414 00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:47,442 that what I was good at over there could be useful here. 415 00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:51,121 And, uh, it's a job. 416 00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:53,888 You know? The money's good, 417 00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:56,292 and these people I take out, like, they're... 418 00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:58,557 They're bad people. You know? 419 00:24:58,630 --> 00:25:00,360 Like they're pieces of shit. Um... 420 00:25:02,768 --> 00:25:04,634 But, lately, you know, I've... 421 00:25:04,703 --> 00:25:06,638 Like, I'm not sleeping, and, uh... 422 00:25:09,308 --> 00:25:11,800 That depressed feeling is back, you know? 423 00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:15,771 Like... 424 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:19,182 Like, I know there's more to me than that. 425 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,516 But maybe... I don't know. 426 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,287 Maybe there's not. 427 00:25:28,293 --> 00:25:30,694 Maybe this is all I'm good at. I don't know. 428 00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:38,627 Anyway, forget it. 429 00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:40,670 Sorry to bother you. 430 00:25:41,673 --> 00:25:42,868 What's that from? 431 00:25:44,943 --> 00:25:45,967 What? 432 00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:48,307 Are you telling me that was an improvisation? 433 00:25:49,314 --> 00:25:51,874 Ha! Interesting. 434 00:25:51,950 --> 00:25:55,910 The story's nonsense, but there's something to work with. 435 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,554 My class is not cheap. 436 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:01,622 - That's not a problem. - You pay in cash. 437 00:26:01,693 --> 00:26:03,093 - Yeah. - You pay in advance. 438 00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:06,599 - I can do that. - Next class, tomorrow, 2:00 p.m. 439 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,067 - We start on time. - Absolutely. 440 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,063 What's your last name again? 441 00:26:11,870 --> 00:26:14,305 Block. Barry Block. 442 00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:16,672 - You pay in advance. - Yeah. No, I know. 443 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,404 Gene. M. Cousineau. 444 00:26:18,977 --> 00:26:20,707 I look forward to this journey. 445 00:26:20,779 --> 00:26:22,145 - Great. - Watch your toes. 446 00:26:22,448 --> 00:26:23,643 Whoa! 447 00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:29,443 What's going on, guys? 448 00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:32,748 Now, now, now! 449 00:27:33,752 --> 00:27:35,345 - Hey. - Take the shot! Shoot him! Now! 450 00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:36,945 Don't pull that gun on me, man. 451 00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:38,022 Now! 452 00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:40,218 - Don't pull that gun on me. - Take the shot! 453 00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:42,158 Now, now, now! 454 00:27:53,472 --> 00:27:54,472 Fuck! 455 00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:34,336 Oh, hey. 456 00:28:35,614 --> 00:28:37,959 I wonder what's going on over there. 457 00:28:37,983 --> 00:28:40,077 - Do you have whiskey? - No. 458 00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:43,520 - We have herbal tea. - I'll have an herbal tea. 459 00:28:44,823 --> 00:28:45,984 What have you got there? 460 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:48,360 Oh. I've got an audition tomorrow. 461 00:28:48,627 --> 00:28:49,890 I'm an actor. 462 00:28:53,131 --> 00:28:54,155 So am I.