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What is it exactly [GROANS] that you want?
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Bolivians have stash house in Sylmar
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that I know make so much money.
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Then that's what you should go after.
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You could have Barry handle these things?
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[UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
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Excuse me, I'd like to speak with you all
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about Ryan Madison.
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Hey, Detective?
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Hmm?
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You know, I've done my
share of ride-a-longs.
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Mm-hmm.
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From where I'm standing,
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you check all the boxes.
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What the fuck are you supposed to be?
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Barry, I don't want to be alone.
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Do you think I'm going to be a star?
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Like, a movie star? Yeah.
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ANNOUNCER: Viewer discretion is advised.
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- [KEYBOARD CLACKING]
- SALLY: B-A... "Barry Block."
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"Create account." Great.
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And now... you exist.
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Okay, so we've added everyone from class.
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Is there anyone else you wanna add?
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Just name a friend, any friend.
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Uh...
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There's a guy I served with who's from LA,
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- Chris Lucado, L-U-C-A...
- That him?
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BARRY: Jesus. That was fast.
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Oh yeah, I know. You can
find anyone on Facebook now.
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That's why it's great that you're on it.
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You know, you want people to
be able to find you, right?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that must be his kid.
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SALLY: Mm. Problem with Facebook now,
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just one big baby parade.
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Ugh.
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That's crazy.
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Hey, uh, do you wanna
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maybe get breakfast or something?
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Maybe you can help me with my
Mamet monologue before class?
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Oh! I'm not going to class.
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Yeah, Mike got me another audition.
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Ah! So, I'll see you
later at Natalie's party.
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- I thought we were going together?
- Yeah.
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You'll be there, I'll be there.
Does this look military to you?
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- Are you playing someone in the military?
- A medic.
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You know, I used to be a Marine, so...
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if there's any questions
that you wanna ask me...
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No. I can ask Mike. He's
an agent. He gets it.
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Cool.
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So, I'm just gonna prepare.
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Oh, okay. For... for your audition?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Cool.
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So I should probably leave
is what you're saying?
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- Aw, so sweet.
- Right.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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- Wait. He shot himself?
- Yeah, he decided
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he'd rather off himself than talk to me.
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I pulled a major mindfuck on him.
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So, now we are in the catbird seat. Here.
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- What's this?
- Our next job.
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A Bolivian stash house,
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where they cut their coca.
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- BARRY: How many guys?
- FUCHES: Uh, I don't know.
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Whoever's there, I guess. Five, six.
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Fuches, this isn't a hit. This is a raid.
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I know. I know it isn't our regular gig,
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but I believe in you, Barry.
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Now, Pazar gets this stash house,
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he can push the Bolivians
out, take over their ops.
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I mean, he gets bigger, he brings us up,
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we ride his hairy shoulders to the moon.
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Hey, speaking of which, here's for Paco.
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Come on. You know you want some.
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Take it. Take... You earned it. Take it.
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You deserve it. [CHUCKLES]
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The rest goes in the cookie jar.
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So, what... what does this mean?
That we're both staying in LA?
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Mm-hmm. Couch folds
out. Is that a problem?
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No.
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No, it's great.
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[LAUGHS] Yeah! You're
damn right it's great.
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I mean, these guys were
ready to take us out,
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and now, we couldn't leave if we tried.
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You're fucking welcome.
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[CHUCKLES] Last two drawers are yours.
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♪
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[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
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So, which one of you type the
wrong password to lock camera?
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Huh?
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Why is that important?
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So it was you, yes?
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Can you open it?
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Well, because of you, what I must
now do is bypass locking protocol.
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[EMPHATICALLY] Can you open it?
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What I must do is bypass locking protocol,
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then run application to
brute-force decrypt password.
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I write the software myself.
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Uh, well, how long will that take?
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[SCOFFS] It takes what it takes.
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Could be one day, two day...
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three day, four day.
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Should I do?
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Uh, yeah. Uh, do.
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I came in early for this bullshit?
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[CLICKING]
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Hey, man, don't click on any open tabs.
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
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["WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE" PLAYS ON PHONE]
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Gene M. Cousineau speaking.
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Hello, Mr. Cousineau, this
is Detective Janice Moss.
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You left me a message. You said you had
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some valuable information
regarding Ryan Madison?
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Yes, I did.
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I think I've got a little
bit of a bombshell for you,
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but I don't feel comfortable
talking on the phone.
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Could we meet for coffee?
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Okay. I can do this afternoon.
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COUSINEAU [ON PHONE]: I was
thinking a little later, like 8:30?
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I'll get a reservation at Stella Luna.
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- [STAMMERS]
- It'll be under Neil Patrick Harris.
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I find I get a better table that way.
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[SCOFFS] Uh, okay.
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WOMAN: Gene?
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Uh, I gotta go.
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Until then.
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[MUTTERS] Jesus, God.
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[KEYBOARD CLACKING]
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Oh my God, he's with Judd Hirsch.
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[SHOUTS] Hey! Francine!
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This crazy man know Judd Hirsch!
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- FRANCINE: What?
- Yeah!
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Hey, Sherry.
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SHERRY: Gene Cousineau,
always good to see you.
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Thank you. It's what I do.
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I'm gonna give you two options today.
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Gene M. Cousineau,
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reading for Man in Back of Line.
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Self-managed.
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We're waiting here!
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[WHISPERS] Two.
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[BRONX ACCENT] Hey. We're waiting here.
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[NORMAL VOICE] Uh, would you
like to see anything else?
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SHERRY: Nope, that was great.
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I think we got it. Oh. Wonderful. Thanks.
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MIKE: "Do you think I'm
gonna lose my leg, miss?"
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[SOUTHERN ACCENT] "You
listen to me, soldier."
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"I won't let you lose your leg,
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"but you need to make me
two promises in return.
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"One...
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"One, you never stop fighting.
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Never ever."
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"Okay. And what's the other promise?"
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"You'll stop calling me 'miss.'
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"From now on when you refer to me,
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you'll refer to me as
Dr. Audrina Borowitz."
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[SCOFFS]
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- That was great.
- [NORMAL VOICE] You think so?
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[SCOFFS] What about the
wardrobe? Is it too much?
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No, it's great.
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You go in there today
and do it just like that,
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I think you're gonna book it.
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- Really?
- Yup.
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[LAUGHS] Thank you.
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Um, so if I do book it,
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then does that mean, like,
instead of hip-pocketing me,
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you would be my...
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Okay, let me tell you where I am with that.
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- Okay. [LAUGHS]
- I get to this point
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with a lot of my prospective clients
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- where I have a decision to make.
- Mmm.
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Do I wanna sign them,
or do I wanna fuck them?
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Oh, I...
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I'd really like to keep this professional.
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That was totally a joke.
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Did you think I was serious?
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- Oh yeah. Oh God.
- I was totally kidding.
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- Yeah, no, no, I...
- I thought you knew that.
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Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. I... No, of course.
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I... Sorry.
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[CHUCKLES] That's funny.
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Sorry about that. [NERVOUS CHUCKLE]
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SASHA: Okay, cool. Well, I... actually,
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I'm gonna stop off at work
first so I can grab my check,
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- just 'cause I don't wanna like...
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- I wanna put it in before we go,
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so I'm gonna grab my check
from work and come right after.
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NATALIE: So I got... I just
got a set amount of food,
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And a set amount of drinks, so
just no plus ones if that's cool.
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- SASHA: Yeah. Okay, so what time?
- NATALIE: Sevenish.
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Cool. Oh, and my friend Zach
Burrows is gonna be there.
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- Do I know him?
- Well, he just finished shooting.
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He's, um, playing Pinocchio
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in the new live-action Pinocchio.
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How old is he?
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Um, it's mocap, like motion capture.
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Yeah, I know. Yeah.
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Okay, so, they're just gonna
digitally shrink him down
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and then animate the
puppet on top of him, so.
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But he's gonna be a huge star,
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so just try to be cool about
it. You know what I mean?
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Of course I'll be cool.
I don't know who he is.
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- You can tell...
- Gene's here!
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- [APPLAUSE]
- NATALIE: Whoo! Yay!
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[CHEERS]
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- We love you!
- SASHA: Gene!
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GENE: All right, let's get to work.
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Actors, I got three words for you:
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Glengarry Glen Ross.
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[DEEP SIGH]
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♪
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"Can you put that coffee down?
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"Coffee's for closers, only.
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"You call yourself a salesman?
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[CHORTLES] "You son of a bitch."
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"Hi. I'm from downtown.
I'm from Mitch and Murray.
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"Uh, so, you've got... All of you got
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"just one week to regain your jobs,
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"starting with tonight.
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"Okay, we're adding a little something
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"to this month's sales contest.
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"As you all know, first prize
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"is a Cadillac El Dorado."
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"Anybody wanna see what second prize is?"
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"Second prize"
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is a set of steak knives.
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"Third prize is you're fired,
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- but I've worked out a little"...
- COUSINEAU: Okay, okay. No, no, no.
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Stop. I'm not kidding.
You're making me nauseous.
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Barry, I gave you this
monologue for a reason.
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To see if you were capable
of playing a character
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with even the mildest set of balls.
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You know, I'm seeing a trend in
your work, and it's disturbing,
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and it's this...
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You are deferential
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to every character in a scene...
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except for yours!
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It's the way you read every scene.
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And if you're gonna be an actor,
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it's a big problem.
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Okay, listen. I guess what I just thought
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was that my guy was trying to help
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these other dudes achieve a goal, right?
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And if it was me, I would want them...
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You know what? That is
so lovely. If it was you.
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Is that the way you see your
life, as a human doormat?
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- No.
- "No"?
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'Cause that's all we've ever seen in here.
251
00:10:47,288 --> 00:10:48,887
And I'll bet you tits to donuts
252
00:10:48,912 --> 00:10:50,912
it's no different out
there in the real world.
253
00:10:50,937 --> 00:10:53,271
You were in the service, right? Right?
254
00:10:53,296 --> 00:10:54,939
Yeah, well, that makes sense, doesn't it?
255
00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:57,266
"Stand like this. Clean your gun.
256
00:10:57,301 --> 00:10:59,440
Swab the deck. Peel a potato."
257
00:11:00,037 --> 00:11:02,404
Barry, do you ever ask for what you need?
258
00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:06,341
Or do you just quietly feel
shame at your own desires
259
00:11:06,377 --> 00:11:08,944
while sadly doing the bidding of others?
260
00:11:09,846 --> 00:11:12,314
"Dear diary, today,
261
00:11:12,509 --> 00:11:15,649
"I did what everybody else wanted me to do.
262
00:11:15,685 --> 00:11:19,282
Is that all right with
you, diary? Love, Barry."
263
00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,506
Is that the life you wanna lead?
264
00:11:25,027 --> 00:11:26,961
- Look at me. Answer me.
- No.
265
00:11:26,996 --> 00:11:29,930
No. You're just saying that
because I told you to say it!
266
00:11:29,966 --> 00:11:31,431
Well, I don't know what you want me to say.
267
00:11:31,467 --> 00:11:33,266
I want you to fight for yourself, Barry.
268
00:11:33,302 --> 00:11:35,335
I want you to tell me one thing you desire.
269
00:11:35,370 --> 00:11:37,270
- [SIGHS]
- I want you to say out loud,
270
00:11:37,306 --> 00:11:40,621
"Hey, I want this!" Can
you tell me one thing?
271
00:11:40,809 --> 00:11:43,776
All I want is to take this class.
272
00:11:43,812 --> 00:11:46,546
Well, then you've got 10 seconds
to make me believe that, fucko,
273
00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:49,248
or you're never gonna see the
inside of this class again!
274
00:11:50,384 --> 00:11:51,603
[WHISPERS] And action.
275
00:11:56,095 --> 00:11:58,592
Fuches! I'm not doing it! Any of it, okay?
276
00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:01,957
I know it's what you
want, but fuck you! Okay?
277
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,230
There's a lot of things that I wanna do,
278
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:05,631
but you don't care about any of that!
279
00:12:05,666 --> 00:12:08,033
Take out a stash house all by myself?
280
00:12:08,068 --> 00:12:10,969
"Oh yeah, let's have Barry do
it. He's fucking Jason Bourne!"
281
00:12:11,004 --> 00:12:12,834
Yeah! No! Fuck it! I'm out!
282
00:12:12,859 --> 00:12:16,642
So you're going back to Ohio, and
I'm staying here, and that's it!
283
00:12:17,367 --> 00:12:18,466
Fuck you!
284
00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:21,046
Ow!
285
00:12:22,215 --> 00:12:25,383
Hmm. [HUMMING]
286
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:28,386
[GRUNTS]
287
00:12:28,421 --> 00:12:30,421
WOMAN [MUTTERING]: "refer to me as..."
288
00:12:30,456 --> 00:12:32,856
"Dr. Audrina Borowitz.
289
00:12:32,892 --> 00:12:35,386
"From now on when you refer to me,
290
00:12:36,128 --> 00:12:39,196
you refer to me as Dr. Audrina Borowitz."
291
00:12:40,799 --> 00:12:42,432
- Sally?
- Yes.
292
00:12:42,467 --> 00:12:43,667
- WOMAN: Question.
- Mm-hmm?
293
00:12:43,702 --> 00:12:45,001
Who made your appointment?
294
00:12:45,036 --> 00:12:47,170
- My agent.
- And who's your agent?
295
00:12:47,206 --> 00:12:50,173
Mike Hallman. I wrote it
down on the sign-in sheet.
296
00:12:50,209 --> 00:12:52,842
Yeah. That's sort of the problem.
297
00:12:52,877 --> 00:12:54,511
We didn't have you on the list,
298
00:12:54,546 --> 00:12:56,645
so we called Mike to straighten it out,
299
00:12:56,681 --> 00:12:59,405
and he said he doesn't represent you.
300
00:13:01,819 --> 00:13:03,640
- Oh.
- Yeah.
301
00:13:04,923 --> 00:13:08,061
I... Oh. Okay, I...
302
00:13:08,445 --> 00:13:10,707
Oop. Oh, sorry about that.
303
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:12,630
- It's okay.
- Sorry about that.
304
00:13:12,665 --> 00:13:14,331
- Oh, no worries.
- Thank you so much.
305
00:13:14,366 --> 00:13:16,166
- You're... you're welcome. Okay.
- Thank you.
306
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,367
- Have a good day.
- [WHISPERS] Break a leg.
307
00:13:20,439 --> 00:13:23,440
- Um... Alana?
- ALANA: Yes.
308
00:13:23,476 --> 00:13:26,396
- BOTH: Hi.
- Finally, for the first time.
309
00:13:26,845 --> 00:13:29,980
[SOBBING, SCREAMS]
310
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:36,222
[SOBBING]
311
00:13:47,631 --> 00:13:50,332
♪
312
00:13:59,776 --> 00:14:03,311
[LAUGHING]
313
00:14:03,347 --> 00:14:04,692
When did I know?
314
00:14:04,847 --> 00:14:08,315
I remember exactly. Barry
and I had just started dating,
315
00:14:08,351 --> 00:14:10,151
and he bought me this laptop,
316
00:14:10,186 --> 00:14:11,852
because my screen was broken.
317
00:14:11,887 --> 00:14:14,188
And I just thought, "Wow."
318
00:14:14,464 --> 00:14:17,524
"Now here is a guy who
knows exactly what he wants
319
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,627
and is not afraid to go after it."
320
00:14:20,563 --> 00:14:21,661
And that was it.
321
00:14:23,884 --> 00:14:25,083
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey, bud.
322
00:14:25,258 --> 00:14:27,933
- Can I get one of those with cheese?
- Absolutely, Jon Hamm.
323
00:14:27,969 --> 00:14:30,836
Oh, you're the best. Whoa! What is this?
324
00:14:30,997 --> 00:14:32,297
What is that, beryllium?
325
00:14:32,332 --> 00:14:33,864
It's gold. Solid gold.
326
00:14:34,615 --> 00:14:36,301
- I'm really proud of you.
- Thanks.
327
00:14:36,336 --> 00:14:37,602
Can I take a shit in your house?
328
00:14:37,637 --> 00:14:39,748
We have five guest rooms. Take your pick.
329
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:51,881
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING DISTANTLY]
330
00:14:51,917 --> 00:14:53,041
[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
331
00:14:57,254 --> 00:14:59,355
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
332
00:15:08,599 --> 00:15:10,666
♪
333
00:15:15,947 --> 00:15:18,072
NATALIE: So I was screaming at
this guy, and then I was like,
334
00:15:18,107 --> 00:15:20,475
"He could be an agent. I don't know."
335
00:15:20,510 --> 00:15:23,211
[GASPS] Barry's here! Hey!
336
00:15:23,246 --> 00:15:24,312
Oh. Hey.
337
00:15:24,348 --> 00:15:26,815
- Mwah! Hey! Mwah!
- Oh. Hey. Okay.
338
00:15:26,850 --> 00:15:30,050
[BOTH LAUGH] Wow. Look at your outfit.
339
00:15:30,085 --> 00:15:33,320
Yeah. I... I went to J. Crew,
and this was on the mannequin.
340
00:15:33,356 --> 00:15:34,757
Uh-huh. Wow.
341
00:15:35,190 --> 00:15:37,758
Um, did you see Zach Burrows is here?
342
00:15:37,793 --> 00:15:39,159
♪
343
00:15:39,194 --> 00:15:40,561
- Do you see him? Don't look at him.
- Okay.
344
00:15:40,596 --> 00:15:41,762
Look at him, but don't look at him.
345
00:15:41,797 --> 00:15:44,231
I'm sort of marinating in my craft.
346
00:15:44,266 --> 00:15:46,999
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Taking a little time for that.
347
00:15:47,034 --> 00:15:48,813
How do... how do you guys
know each other again?
348
00:15:48,838 --> 00:15:49,998
He's just like an old friend.
349
00:15:50,905 --> 00:15:52,772
We're, like, in this secret group together.
350
00:15:52,807 --> 00:15:53,858
It was like
351
00:15:54,073 --> 00:15:57,410
a special anonymous group
for people with problems.
352
00:15:57,909 --> 00:15:58,951
Oh.
353
00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:01,681
Wha... [LAUGHS] you're so crazy.
354
00:16:01,716 --> 00:16:03,702
I said no gifts, but you brought a...
355
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,397
I'm gonna go talk to Sasha.
356
00:16:06,637 --> 00:16:09,554
- Hi.
- How's it going? Hey, how did it go?
357
00:16:09,590 --> 00:16:11,590
Great. Yeah, it all went so great.
358
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:13,625
Oh. When do you find out if you got it?
359
00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:17,328
- What's with the laptop?
- Oh, uh, this is for you.
360
00:16:17,754 --> 00:16:20,997
Yours was cracked, so I...
I bought you a new one.
361
00:16:23,002 --> 00:16:25,603
That's like... three months of my rent.
362
00:16:25,638 --> 00:16:28,338
- [SIGHS]
- ♪ When the sun shines ♪
363
00:16:28,374 --> 00:16:30,541
- Uh...
- ♪ City lights ♪
364
00:16:30,965 --> 00:16:32,518
Oh, I'm sorry. Umm...
365
00:16:33,452 --> 00:16:35,012
Do you... Do you want a drink?
366
00:16:35,047 --> 00:16:37,347
Oh, I... yeah, well,
I already have a drink,
367
00:16:37,383 --> 00:16:39,166
- so...
- Yeah. All right. Cool.
368
00:16:41,286 --> 00:16:43,535
I just... I haven't
said hi to Natalie, so...
369
00:16:45,557 --> 00:16:48,124
So, I guess I have technically
have had my first audition
370
00:16:48,159 --> 00:16:50,135
but it was just, like,
in North Hollywood...
371
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,125
Mm-hmm.
372
00:16:51,150 --> 00:16:53,051
In this guy's apartment,
and he was like, "Dance."
373
00:16:53,076 --> 00:16:55,196
And so I was like, "What
is this gonna be on?"
374
00:16:55,232 --> 00:16:57,566
And he said, "The Internet."
375
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,202
[PHONE CHIMES]
376
00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:06,775
[CLICKING]
377
00:17:10,868 --> 00:17:12,795
Can I get a Glenlivet, two fingers?
378
00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:14,322
Thanks.
379
00:17:14,644 --> 00:17:15,683
Hey, buddy.
380
00:17:15,718 --> 00:17:18,319
Quite a little shindig
you got going here, huh?
381
00:17:18,354 --> 00:17:20,287
What, are you a bike messenger?
382
00:17:22,058 --> 00:17:23,390
[LIGHT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS]
383
00:17:23,426 --> 00:17:26,594
Interview with Gene Cousineau
at Stella Luna restaurant,
384
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,740
Detective Janice Moss, serial num...
385
00:17:32,534 --> 00:17:33,936
[MUTTERS] Oh Jesus.
386
00:17:34,536 --> 00:17:36,067
Mr. Cousineau, you said coffee.
387
00:17:36,068 --> 00:17:37,201
Yes.
388
00:17:37,418 --> 00:17:40,237
And they do a wonderful espresso here.
389
00:17:40,576 --> 00:17:44,115
I recommend it black with
just a dollop of gelato.
390
00:17:45,244 --> 00:17:46,343
Please.
391
00:17:49,791 --> 00:17:51,524
[CLATTERING]
392
00:17:52,618 --> 00:17:55,185
So, your valuable piece of information.
393
00:17:56,622 --> 00:17:58,935
Wow. Straight to the meat.
394
00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:01,491
I like it. Okay.
395
00:18:01,527 --> 00:18:03,459
So, I brought you here to let you know
396
00:18:03,494 --> 00:18:05,654
that Ryan Madison was not,
397
00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:07,730
in fact, his real name.
398
00:18:07,765 --> 00:18:09,272
- Mm-hmm.
- His real name...
399
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:11,480
- was...
- Richard Krempf.
400
00:18:14,514 --> 00:18:17,586
Would you prefer the red or the white?
401
00:18:22,011 --> 00:18:25,146
- BARRY: What the fuck are you doing here?
- [FUCHES CHUCKLES]
402
00:18:25,181 --> 00:18:26,581
You know... [SNIFFS]
403
00:18:26,616 --> 00:18:27,749
You really let me have it today,
404
00:18:27,784 --> 00:18:30,552
and I thought, "Well, Barry
seems upset about something."
405
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,946
I got worried, and I followed you here.
406
00:18:33,523 --> 00:18:35,457
Oh, that's good. That's really good.
407
00:18:35,492 --> 00:18:38,024
- Hey. Shh. Hey.
- And you know what? You didn't notice,
408
00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:39,860
which surprised me,
'cause I thought, "Well",
409
00:18:39,895 --> 00:18:42,929
"Barry would notice, I mean,
if someone's following him.
410
00:18:42,965 --> 00:18:44,282
That's kind of his job."
411
00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:46,266
[WHISPERS] Fuches, you gotta fucking leave.
412
00:18:46,301 --> 00:18:47,651
- [CHUCKLES]
- Please.
413
00:18:47,936 --> 00:18:50,170
Thing that hurts is you lied to me.
414
00:18:50,205 --> 00:18:52,072
We're friends. You can be honest.
415
00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:55,274
You're still going to that class, yes?
416
00:18:55,309 --> 00:18:57,810
- Yes. Yes, I am. Yeah.
- Okay. Yeah. That's great.
417
00:18:58,098 --> 00:19:00,072
I want you to have that, but I just don't
418
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:01,981
want you to screw up our thing too.
419
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:04,315
I mean, you said you could
do both things, right?
420
00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:05,748
- [WHISPERS] Yeah.
- Here.
421
00:19:06,407 --> 00:19:09,059
- Put this in your car.
- [CHUCKLES]
422
00:19:10,612 --> 00:19:13,813
Okay. I can see I'm making
you nervous. Don't worry.
423
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:17,182
I'm not gonna tell all these
people who you really are.
424
00:19:17,218 --> 00:19:19,118
- Okay.
- You know, that would ruin everything.
425
00:19:19,153 --> 00:19:21,486
- Wouldn't it? Am I right?
- Yeah. Yeah. Yes! Yes, you're right.
426
00:19:21,511 --> 00:19:24,123
Yeah. Okay. Proceed.
I'll get out of your hair.
427
00:19:24,158 --> 00:19:26,291
- Okay.
- You know what? Just... just, well...
428
00:19:26,327 --> 00:19:28,727
- Yeah, you know. Yeah. Okay.
- Yeah, I do know.
429
00:19:28,762 --> 00:19:30,962
- Get out. Get out, now.
- I'll... I'll see you at home.
430
00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:36,826
So, was Ryan close to anyone in class?
431
00:19:36,865 --> 00:19:38,036
Any best friends
432
00:19:38,071 --> 00:19:40,269
- or romantic entanglements?
- Mmm, well...
433
00:19:41,573 --> 00:19:44,347
From what I gleaned from
the proverbial water cooler,
434
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:48,275
he was a bit of a tomcat, but
he never brought that into class.
435
00:19:48,547 --> 00:19:50,301
So, like his performances,
436
00:19:50,326 --> 00:19:52,753
he was completely devoid of drama.
437
00:19:55,177 --> 00:19:57,512
- So he as a bad actor?
- Yes.
438
00:19:57,537 --> 00:19:58,581
Oh.
439
00:19:59,391 --> 00:20:02,524
Well, okay. I'm gonna thank you
for your time, Mr. Cousineau.
440
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,826
What about the food?
441
00:20:03,905 --> 00:20:05,427
I didn't come here for food, Mr. Cousineau.
442
00:20:05,463 --> 00:20:07,630
- I'm working, remember?
- All right. I'll make you a proposition.
443
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:09,359
- What?
- You're already here.
444
00:20:09,624 --> 00:20:11,440
Give me just a little more time,
445
00:20:11,921 --> 00:20:13,714
and if that chicken à la king
446
00:20:14,457 --> 00:20:18,080
is not the best piece of poultry
you've ever had in your mouth...
447
00:20:19,245 --> 00:20:22,141
you can kick me right in the genitals.
448
00:20:23,349 --> 00:20:26,016
I mean, where are you going
at this time of night anyway?
449
00:20:26,485 --> 00:20:29,086
Gonna throw your fedora up on a hat rack?
450
00:20:30,256 --> 00:20:32,964
Share a warm beer with your parakeet?
451
00:20:38,496 --> 00:20:39,629
Right in the balls?
452
00:20:39,665 --> 00:20:40,830
[GASPS SOFTLY]
453
00:20:45,336 --> 00:20:47,136
- [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
- What the fuck? Shut the fuck up.
454
00:20:47,172 --> 00:20:50,574
Yeah, dude, I got a fucking
wife, a fucking kid now.
455
00:20:50,609 --> 00:20:52,442
- Look at this. Look.
- Oh, that's fucking crazy.
456
00:20:52,477 --> 00:20:54,677
- He looks just fucking like you, dude.
- I fucking know.
457
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,815
- What the fuck?
- It's fucking wild, right?
458
00:20:56,854 --> 00:20:58,372
- Fucking wild.
- Fucking kids.
459
00:20:58,415 --> 00:21:00,716
- Fucking kids.
- Fucking kids.
460
00:21:00,975 --> 00:21:02,418
Fuckings kids, man.
461
00:21:02,687 --> 00:21:04,553
So, fucking look at you, man,
462
00:21:04,589 --> 00:21:06,521
in your fucking bug shirt.
463
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:09,391
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- You're gonna be a fucking actor now?
464
00:21:09,839 --> 00:21:12,626
I'm gonna fucking try. It's
harder than it fucking looks.
465
00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:13,895
- Yeah, good on you, man.
- Thanks.
466
00:21:13,930 --> 00:21:15,429
- Right on. Fuck.
- Oh!
467
00:21:15,465 --> 00:21:17,665
Barry, gonna introduce me to your friends?
468
00:21:17,701 --> 00:21:20,234
Uh, yeah, this is Chris. We
were in the Marines together.
469
00:21:20,269 --> 00:21:21,836
Great. And who are they?
470
00:21:21,871 --> 00:21:24,105
[CRUMPLES, CLATTERS]
471
00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:25,714
- [LAUGHS]
- You just hit my fucking face.
472
00:21:25,739 --> 00:21:28,241
Uh, that's, uh... Wait. What
are your buddies' names again?
473
00:21:28,276 --> 00:21:30,477
Oh, that, uh, that's
Taylor and that's Vaughan.
474
00:21:30,512 --> 00:21:31,511
- Cool.
- They're harmless.
475
00:21:31,546 --> 00:21:33,680
- NATALIE: Are they?
- What you gonna do? Come on.
476
00:21:33,716 --> 00:21:36,016
- VAUGHN: That was dope!
- [LAUGHS]
477
00:21:36,051 --> 00:21:38,418
Sorry, was it not cool inviting them?
478
00:21:38,453 --> 00:21:39,786
I can tell 'em you want 'em to leave.
479
00:21:39,822 --> 00:21:41,804
You don't need to tell
them that. [CHUCKLES]
480
00:21:43,425 --> 00:21:45,858
You know, she's in,
like, a secret club or...
481
00:21:45,893 --> 00:21:47,692
Bro, you fucking hitting that?
482
00:21:48,029 --> 00:21:49,681
Oh, no, no, no, um,
483
00:21:49,721 --> 00:21:51,797
my girlfriend's the blonde
on the couch right there.
484
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:55,601
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
485
00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:58,214
Looks like Bieber's
macking on your chic, dude.
486
00:21:59,463 --> 00:22:00,494
Yeah.
487
00:22:02,253 --> 00:22:04,386
Pinocchio was my
favorite when I was a kid.
488
00:22:04,421 --> 00:22:06,188
- Mmm.
- God, it must've been such a challenge
489
00:22:06,223 --> 00:22:08,924
to become a wooden boy who
then becomes a real boy.
490
00:22:08,959 --> 00:22:11,226
I love playing transformative
roles like that.
491
00:22:11,262 --> 00:22:14,162
Well, actually, it's not gonna
be me. They animate over me.
492
00:22:14,198 --> 00:22:16,365
It'll be my movements,
but I was on set every day.
493
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,100
- Where'd you shoot?
- South Africa for nine months.
494
00:22:19,135 --> 00:22:21,402
That's cool. They fly
you first class, right?
495
00:22:21,437 --> 00:22:22,695
Uh, they flew me.
496
00:22:22,696 --> 00:22:25,437
Um... can you do the voice?
497
00:22:26,103 --> 00:22:27,574
They're gonna have a child do it.
498
00:22:28,341 --> 00:22:30,797
Oh. So, what... like,
499
00:22:30,822 --> 00:22:33,015
is anyone gonna know that it's you?
500
00:22:33,049 --> 00:22:35,011
Yeah, I mean, I'll be in the credits.
501
00:22:35,150 --> 00:22:37,288
- [LAUGHS]
- I... I think I'll be in the credits.
502
00:22:37,462 --> 00:22:39,996
- Hey.
- Hi. I'm Zach Burrows.
503
00:22:40,188 --> 00:22:41,689
Hi. Yeah, that's my girl.
504
00:22:41,714 --> 00:22:42,889
- [SCOFFS]
- What?
505
00:22:42,925 --> 00:22:44,224
Yeah, that's my girl. I don't think
506
00:22:44,259 --> 00:22:45,558
the young lady wants you talking to her.
507
00:22:45,593 --> 00:22:47,794
- What the fuck, Barry?
- No, no, I got this.
508
00:22:47,829 --> 00:22:49,296
[WHISPERS] Hey, listen, One Direction,
509
00:22:49,331 --> 00:22:51,131
I don't think the young lady
wants you talking to her,
510
00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:52,964
so maybe you should just
get the fuck outta here, man.
511
00:22:52,965 --> 00:22:54,701
Are you fucking kidding me? I...
512
00:22:55,228 --> 00:22:56,478
Hey. What?
513
00:22:57,888 --> 00:22:58,953
Sally!
514
00:22:59,593 --> 00:23:00,985
Hi. I'm Zach Burrows.
515
00:23:01,174 --> 00:23:02,955
Yes, I sent you my link.
516
00:23:05,711 --> 00:23:08,312
Hey. Hey, hey, Sally. Sally. Hey.
517
00:23:08,347 --> 00:23:10,579
- What the fuck was that?
- What? Nothing.
518
00:23:10,615 --> 00:23:13,154
I just didn't like the way you
were talking to that guy. Wh-wh...
519
00:23:13,179 --> 00:23:14,851
You didn't like the way
I was talking to him?
520
00:23:14,886 --> 00:23:17,053
Uh, who asked you, Barry?
521
00:23:17,088 --> 00:23:19,823
Oh, well... I... I'm sorry,
522
00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:21,151
but, I mean, we slept
with each other and...
523
00:23:21,176 --> 00:23:24,760
[LAUGHS] Oh my God. Yeah,
we slept together one time.
524
00:23:25,473 --> 00:23:27,848
Oh, what, that makes me your girl now?
525
00:23:28,065 --> 00:23:31,368
- Well, yeah, kinda.
- Do not fucking tell me what I am.
526
00:23:32,903 --> 00:23:34,371
God, I am so...
527
00:23:34,575 --> 00:23:37,039
fucking sick of people
telling me what I am.
528
00:23:37,074 --> 00:23:39,007
Do you... do you have any
idea what that feels like?
529
00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:40,876
- Do you?
- No. No, I don't.
530
00:23:40,911 --> 00:23:44,461
Well, it makes me feel
like I'm not even a person,
531
00:23:44,917 --> 00:23:47,281
- and I am a person, Barry.
- I know you are.
532
00:23:47,317 --> 00:23:49,078
I know you're a person. I'm sorry.
533
00:23:49,518 --> 00:23:52,486
I don't know if you thought you
could like buy me with that laptop,
534
00:23:52,521 --> 00:23:54,655
but that was a weird-ass
Tony Soprano move.
535
00:23:54,690 --> 00:23:56,381
And what the fuck are you wearing?
536
00:23:56,826 --> 00:23:59,993
♪
537
00:24:00,028 --> 00:24:02,237
Barry, can you please control your friends?
538
00:24:02,764 --> 00:24:03,805
[MUTTERS] Fuck.
539
00:24:03,966 --> 00:24:05,806
- WOMAN: Guys, chill out.
- [GUYS GRUNT, LAUGH]
540
00:24:05,834 --> 00:24:08,201
- [WOMAN SHRIEKS]
- VAUGHAN: Fuck yeah!
541
00:24:08,237 --> 00:24:10,103
- Come on, baby, fuck me!
- [YELLS]
542
00:24:10,138 --> 00:24:11,440
- BARRY: Hey. Hey!
- Ow!
543
00:24:11,495 --> 00:24:12,873
They're scaring Zach Burrows.
544
00:24:12,908 --> 00:24:14,574
Barry, get them out of
here right now, right now.
545
00:24:14,609 --> 00:24:17,676
- TAYLOR: Like that?
- Guys! Fellas. Guys.
546
00:24:17,711 --> 00:24:19,378
- Aah!
- NATALIE: Zach!
547
00:24:19,413 --> 00:24:20,880
- [YELLING CONTINUES]
- Oh my God!
548
00:24:20,915 --> 00:24:23,082
- What a fucking baby.
- Pussy.
549
00:24:23,117 --> 00:24:25,517
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
- Are you okay?
550
00:24:25,552 --> 00:24:27,152
BARRY: Hey. Hey, guys.
551
00:24:27,188 --> 00:24:29,321
Get the fuck off of each other.
Hey, guys, guys, guys, listen!
552
00:24:29,357 --> 00:24:30,713
Natalie wants you guys to leave!
553
00:24:30,738 --> 00:24:32,824
I'm cool if you guys stay, but
she wants you guys to leave.
554
00:24:32,860 --> 00:24:34,158
- Yeah.
- Oh. Okay. [LAUGHS]
555
00:24:34,194 --> 00:24:36,560
Hey. Hey. Guys.
556
00:24:36,596 --> 00:24:38,562
- WOMAN: Asshole! God!
- Zach!
557
00:24:38,598 --> 00:24:41,232
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
558
00:24:42,435 --> 00:24:44,402
♪
559
00:24:45,272 --> 00:24:47,805
[LIGHT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS]
560
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,325
Look at your little hands.
561
00:24:50,937 --> 00:24:53,637
You are so little.
562
00:24:54,773 --> 00:24:57,308
I could rock you like a baby.
563
00:24:57,476 --> 00:24:59,810
I would like you to rock me like a baby.
564
00:24:59,846 --> 00:25:02,579
I could drop-kick you in
the middle of the restaurant,
565
00:25:02,614 --> 00:25:06,450
and everybody would applaud, then
I would beat the fuck outta you.
566
00:25:06,886 --> 00:25:08,963
And I would let you do it.
567
00:25:09,205 --> 00:25:11,204
Mmm!
568
00:25:11,674 --> 00:25:12,906
- So...
- What?
569
00:25:12,941 --> 00:25:14,374
- The chicken?
- It's all right.
570
00:25:14,697 --> 00:25:16,797
- You would not die for that chicken?
- Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
571
00:25:16,833 --> 00:25:19,522
- That was not the greatest chicken?
- Uh-uh.
572
00:25:23,365 --> 00:25:24,731
I'm crushed.
573
00:25:28,077 --> 00:25:30,477
[SOBS]
574
00:25:32,717 --> 00:25:35,351
Oh my God. How did you do that?
575
00:25:36,025 --> 00:25:38,818
- I can show you. It's a teachable skill.
- [PHONE RINGS]
576
00:25:39,177 --> 00:25:40,687
How about next Tuesday?
577
00:25:40,722 --> 00:25:42,054
Oh shit. I gotta go.
578
00:25:42,090 --> 00:25:44,805
- But can I see you again?
- I'm-I'm... No!
579
00:25:45,059 --> 00:25:46,892
I'm investigating the murder
of one of your students.
580
00:25:46,927 --> 00:25:49,028
- This cannot be a thing.
- I understand.
581
00:25:49,063 --> 00:25:51,412
But admit it, you had a good time.
582
00:25:52,788 --> 00:25:54,288
Okay, I actually did.
583
00:25:55,307 --> 00:25:57,337
And I needed it, and I thank you.
584
00:25:57,785 --> 00:25:59,346
- Oh, Janice.
- What?
585
00:25:59,519 --> 00:26:02,590
Well, you're the detective,
and I got the confession,
586
00:26:03,399 --> 00:26:04,719
m'lady.
587
00:26:05,826 --> 00:26:07,725
Think about it until next Tuesday.
588
00:26:07,761 --> 00:26:10,062
[CHUCKLES] I gotta go!
589
00:26:10,097 --> 00:26:13,298
Okay. But just try it on for a week.
590
00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:15,467
- See how it feels.
- Bye.
591
00:26:15,972 --> 00:26:17,174
Bye.
592
00:26:20,873 --> 00:26:21,888
Whew.
593
00:26:22,974 --> 00:26:24,675
- ABBAS: I want to go to Disneyland.
- LOACH: Okay.
594
00:26:24,710 --> 00:26:26,550
- How far from here?
- It's like an hour maybe.
595
00:26:26,604 --> 00:26:28,638
- Kilometers, please.
- Why does that matter?
596
00:26:28,814 --> 00:26:31,215
- In kilometer, I don't know...
- Hey. We get it open?
597
00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:33,249
What I did was, in order
to decrypt password...
598
00:26:33,285 --> 00:26:35,385
Did we fucking get it open or not?
599
00:26:35,659 --> 00:26:36,953
- I did.
- Then play it.
600
00:26:39,783 --> 00:26:40,916
MOSS: Now fast-forward.
601
00:26:42,294 --> 00:26:44,694
Okay. No, no. Okay, one back.
602
00:26:44,993 --> 00:26:46,426
Right there. Right there. Right there.
603
00:26:46,462 --> 00:26:47,524
[MAN SHOUTS IN CHECHEN]
604
00:26:47,549 --> 00:26:49,129
NOHO HANK [ON VIDEO]: Take it! Take the shot!
605
00:26:49,164 --> 00:26:50,463
- [GUNFIRE]
- Now, now, now, now!
606
00:26:50,498 --> 00:26:52,350
- Okay, pause it right there.
- [CLICKS]
607
00:26:52,615 --> 00:26:53,748
Now zoom in.
608
00:26:55,952 --> 00:26:58,292
LOACH: Shit. You can't see his face.
609
00:26:58,788 --> 00:26:59,854
No.
610
00:27:01,258 --> 00:27:02,974
But if this guy was someone you knew...
611
00:27:04,460 --> 00:27:05,927
you'd recognize him.
612
00:27:10,533 --> 00:27:12,599
All right, so we'll get some more beer,
613
00:27:12,634 --> 00:27:15,602
and then we'll meet you in
the Dodger Stadium parking lot
614
00:27:15,637 --> 00:27:17,971
- in, say, 10?
- That sounds great.
615
00:27:18,006 --> 00:27:20,040
- Cool.
- Wait, you guys need some money?
616
00:27:20,076 --> 00:27:21,208
CHRIS: No, dude, I got it.
617
00:27:21,243 --> 00:27:22,576
- BARRY: You sure?
- Yeah, let's hit it.
618
00:27:22,611 --> 00:27:24,077
- BARRY: All right.
- Shotgun.
619
00:27:24,112 --> 00:27:25,344
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
620
00:27:25,380 --> 00:27:26,579
I'm gonna ride with Barry.
621
00:27:27,748 --> 00:27:29,348
He's got a sweet fucking ride anyway.
622
00:27:29,384 --> 00:27:31,611
- Oh good.
- Barry. Barry.
623
00:27:32,019 --> 00:27:33,186
[ENGINE STARTS]
624
00:27:33,221 --> 00:27:34,840
You forgot your laptop.
625
00:27:36,391 --> 00:27:39,492
And, I don't know if anyone said
anything, but I love your outfit.
626
00:27:39,527 --> 00:27:41,460
♪
627
00:27:48,268 --> 00:27:49,374
[SIGHS]
628
00:27:53,140 --> 00:27:54,169
What?
629
00:27:54,336 --> 00:27:55,485
Auto parts?
630
00:27:56,577 --> 00:27:59,310
You're driving this car, you
got those sick new threads,
631
00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:02,012
and fat fucking wad of
hundreds from auto parts?
632
00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:05,449
It's a very well-managed company.
633
00:28:06,878 --> 00:28:08,261
Whatever this is...
634
00:28:09,148 --> 00:28:10,276
I want in.
635
00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:12,523
♪
636
00:28:15,137 --> 00:28:17,137
Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
637
00:28:17,162 --> 00:28:19,695
[FUNK MUSIC PLAYING]