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Barry.
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Barry. Barry. Wake up, buddy.
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- Fuches?
- Hey.
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How long have you been watching me sleep?
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The money from the
Rochester job just cleared.
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One less bad guy in the world.
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Nice work, as usual, Barry.
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Oh, well, he was in bed,
so it wasn't work exactly.
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Then why did it take two days?
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- Uh, I was doing recon.
- Ah.
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To make it clean.
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Or... were you laying around the hotel room
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like in Sioux Falls last
month or St. Paul before that?
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Look, these extra expenses,
they add up, Barry.
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- Okay.
- All right.
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Oh, God. I'm worried about you, buddy.
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This shit heap looks like the old Barry,
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before he had a purpose.
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No. No, no. I think I'm just burned out.
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You know? Maybe I need a break.
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- Hey, you know what I think?
- What?
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I think what we should do is
shake things up a little bit.
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You know, so instead of
burning another small-town hood
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in some snowed-in,
rust-belt shithole,
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what do you say to a little trip out
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to sunny Los Angeles?
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You came here to give me an assignment?
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It's the Chechen mob. Come here.
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A guy by the name of Goran Pazar needs
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an outsider to handle
something embarrassing.
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It's great money.
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Get us a lot closer to where we need to be
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to hang it all up someday.
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When do you think that'll be?
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The plane for LA leaves in four hours.
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I will have a car waiting for
you at the Ontario airport.
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Ontario? Wait. Isn't that,
like, a two-hour drive?
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You can't just, you know, fly into LAX.
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You gotta cover our tracks, right?
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Why? Because it's cheaper or...
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Because it is smarter, Barry.
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How much cheaper was it?
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, Barry. Fuches.
Probably still on the plane,
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but welcome to California, buddy.
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Hey, my guy said he left
the car in space 408.
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I told him you were my best
guy, so he should hook you up.
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He said the car is "dope,"
so enjoy that, buddy.
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When you meet Goran, don't
be afraid to sell yourself.
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Remember that liquor distributor
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in Canton you stabbed in the nut?
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I think Gordon's the kind of man
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who would find something
like that intriguing.
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So work it into the conversation
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to make him aware that,
you know, you'll go there.
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Oh, fucking... Fucking dick!
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Hey, man! You must be Barry!
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I'm NoHo Hank.
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I trust the flight was good, no?
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Are you hungry?
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I mean, do you want a submarine sandwich.
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If you're thirsty, we've got juice boxes,
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Hawaiian Punch, or maybe beer or something.
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So, we're gonna do this
outside, if that's okay.
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His daughter has some friends over, huh?
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They're watching their Jessie.
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Why? Did the bowling alley
run out of shoe freshener?
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We haven't been in LA long,
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but we've made a lot of progress:
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the harbors, identity theft,
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meth, 99 Cent Stores.
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Business has been going great.
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Recently, personal matters cropped up,
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which needs to be kept
separate from the business.
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So, we called you.
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This is Ryan Madison. He's a
physical trainer in Silver Lake.
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He works with Goran's wife, Oksana.
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They've been training together for...
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What do you think?
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What do you think? Two? Two, three months?
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Hmm? Yeah?
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Over the past few weeks, these
sessions became more frequent.
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Goran asked me to follow her,
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and I became aware that they were taking up
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at a Holiday Inn in Studio City.
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I snuck a lipstick camera,
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similar to this one, in the room,
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and got... this.
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Harder! Oh, harder!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Why would I want to see this?
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Turn that off.
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- Turn it off!
- Come on.
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I wanted to give him the whole...
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He gets it. You already said they are
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taking up in hotel. Why show footage?
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It's important for him to know!
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You are just impressed with
yourself for planting camera.
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- I am not... Okay.
- Trash that footage.
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- So, you guys want him gone?
- Yes.
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- Good. Okay.
- We pay you...
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No, you don't pay me anything.
Fuches takes care of the money.
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I just need his name and address,
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and it'll be done in a couple of days.
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- That sounds good.
- All right.
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Now, there's a lot of ways I can, uh,
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do this for you. Um...
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One of them...
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is I could stab him in the nut.
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That's something I... I did once,
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and I am... very
comfortable doing it again.
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- What?
- Or not.
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- Why?
- Forget about it.
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Who would want this?
Can't you just shoot him?
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- Yeah. No, I...
- Because being shot is very painful.
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Have you ever been shot? Huh! I have.
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It's, like, crazy painful.
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Anything is better than
stabbing guy in nut.
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I'll shoot him. I'll
shoot him. I'll shoot him.
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Okay. Goran...
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I think he's going to shoot him.
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Thanks. Have a nice day.
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No silencer. Thanks, Fuches.
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Fuck you too! Fuck you too!
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Don't you fucking call me lady!
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Don't you fucking call me
lady, you fucking asshole!
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You motherfucker! Fuck you too!
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Don't you fucking call me lady!
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Fuck you too!
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Who are you? What are you doing out here?
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Shit. I lost my place. Damn it.
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Sally! He's ready for you.
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Shit!
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Oh my God. Thanks a lot.
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Strong... strong stuff you got here.
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Boy. Oh.
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What you got wrong with
you, you need all this stuff?
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You motherfucker. What?
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You fucking asshole. Who the fuck are you?
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Who the fuck do you think you are?
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Please, lady, why don't
you just try to calm down?
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Bullshit!
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Bullshit! It's false, Sally.
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I... look, I... I know.
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I... I got thrown off right
before I was about to go on.
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- I was outside going over...
- Excuse me.
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I don't give a shit.
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Even your excuses are false.
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You're up there, you're
stinking up my stage, babe.
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What the fuck do you want?
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Um... the prescriptions.
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Not Linda. You.
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Little Sally Reed from Joplin, Missouri.
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What do you want?
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- To be an actress?
- Again, I don't believe you.
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It's all I ever wanted in the whole world.
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Oh, really? Except you don't
think you're gonna make it, do you?
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I mean, that's what you told me.
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Oh yeah. Last week,
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she takes me out for a
cup of coffee after class,
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starts to cry, snot running down her nose.
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All of a sudden she said,
"I'm not gonna make it."
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I'm telling you, I was embarrassed.
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It was pathetic. Here is a
person who's spending her money,
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she doesn't have any talent whatsoever.
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This chick shouldn't even be in this class!
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- I cannot believe...
- That is not fair, Gene!
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Don't think.
Just finish the scene.
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Don't you call me lady.
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I come in here, I give these things to you,
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you... you check... I'm sick!
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I have sickness all around me,
and you fucking ask me my life?
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Have you seen death in
your bed? In your house?
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And then I'm asked fucking questions?
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"What's wrong?" Suck my dick!
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That's what's wrong!
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Shame on you.
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Shame on you.
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Suck my dick.
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End scene.
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Okay, you know that I
had to do that, right?
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Mm-hmm.
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- You know I love you.
- Mmm.
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All right. That... was something.
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Now, as beautiful Sally just demonstrated,
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Life!
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I want you to create a life
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right here on this stage.
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I mean, we're not here studying
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some fucking TV commercial acting.
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That's not why you came to LA, is it?
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You didn't move all the way
across the country for that!
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This is the theater.
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Now, let's give her another round.
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She deserves the praise.
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Hey, man. Are you new to this class?
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I haven't seen you before.
I'm Ryan, Ryan Madison.
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Listen, I was supposed to put
up a scene with Mike Kennedy,
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but he got a catering gig.
So, could you help me out?
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- Ryan, you're up.
- Uh...
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- Where's Kennedy?
- He's not here.
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But I'm gonna do the scene with him.
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Grab a seat there, boy.
Grab yourself an egg roll.
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We got everything here from
a diddle-eyed Joe to a...
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damned-if-I-know.
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Mean you ate before you came on
down here? All full? Is that it?
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Nah, I don't think so.
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I think you're too scared to be eating.
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See, you ain't even sat down yet.
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On that TV over there,
since you been in the room,
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is a woman with her titties hanging out.
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Now, I know I'm pretty,
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but I ain't as pretty
as a couple of titties.
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"What's in that envelope is for my peace of
mind.
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"My peace of mind is worth that much,
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not one penny more. Not one penny more."
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It's empty.
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End scene!
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Who are you?
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- I'm Barry.
- Barry what?
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- Berkman.
- Well, Barry Berkman,
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you just used up your one free audit class.
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You want to be here on Thursday,
you better prepare a monologue.
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You understand?
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Wow.
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Okay, who's next?
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- Or have a fan.
- Yeah, me too.
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Or fans, multiple.
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Hey. Hey. Barry?
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Hey, I just... I wanted to say sorry
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for snapping at you back there.
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I-I... I didn't realize you were an actor.
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Oh, I'm... I'm not an actor.
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What are you gonna do for your monologue?
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I did the scene from The Blind Side,
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you know, the one where Sandy
Bullock interrupts football practice?
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"This team is your family!
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You protect his blind side!"
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Do you remember that? It won her an Oscar.
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- I'm not doing a monologue.
- What would be a good monologue for you?
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Let's go brainstorm. A bunch
of us are going to Residuals.
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What's Residuals?
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What if you did Robert Duvall
from Tender Mercies?
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Oh, yes, yes, the one where
he's talking with his daughter.
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- You should totally do that.
- Or... or Brad Pitt from Fight Club.
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Oh, I love that, yes.
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You know, to me the most
important thing is honesty,
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like, whatever you can bring your truth to.
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Wait. What is that Kevin Spacey movie?
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You know, the one where he's
the bad guy, he's got the limp?
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Oh! Oh my God, Usual Suspects.
254
00:15:21,348 --> 00:15:23,715
- Indian guy. In... India.
- Oh, Indiana Jones?
255
00:15:23,751 --> 00:15:25,283
- It's Usual Suspects.
- American Beauty.
256
00:15:25,318 --> 00:15:26,417
- K-Pax.
- K-Pax.
257
00:15:26,453 --> 00:15:28,620
- Usual Suspects.
- Did you just move here, Barry?
258
00:15:28,655 --> 00:15:30,521
- Uh, yeah, from Cleveland.
- Huh.
259
00:15:30,557 --> 00:15:32,858
Ooh, cool. Welcome to Los Angeles.
260
00:15:32,893 --> 00:15:34,259
Oh, are you... Are you from LA?
261
00:15:34,294 --> 00:15:36,961
Nobody's actually from LA, Barry.
262
00:15:36,996 --> 00:15:38,463
Oh, I am though, remember? 'Cause...
263
00:15:38,498 --> 00:15:40,398
- Nick is from Florida.
- Go Gators.
264
00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:42,199
- Jermaine is from...
- Denver.
265
00:15:42,235 --> 00:15:45,175
Denver, and Antonio here, he's from...
266
00:15:45,176 --> 00:15:47,071
- Puerto Rico.
- ...Puerto Rico.
267
00:15:47,106 --> 00:15:49,274
- Yeah, he just booked CSI.
- It's true.
268
00:15:50,027 --> 00:15:51,861
I'm playing a dead body on that show.
269
00:15:52,279 --> 00:15:54,479
Next time, I'm gonna
play somebody who's alive.
270
00:15:54,514 --> 00:15:56,514
- Yes.
- Yes! Yeah, you will!
271
00:15:56,549 --> 00:15:58,616
It's about talent for sure,
272
00:15:58,652 --> 00:16:00,885
but mostly it's about passion.
273
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,053
I mean, do you think Meryl Streep
and Kaley Cuoco became stars
274
00:16:03,089 --> 00:16:04,455
- just because they're the best?
- Yes.
275
00:16:04,491 --> 00:16:07,456
- No. It's because they wanted it the most.
- No. It's because... most.
276
00:16:08,446 --> 00:16:09,927
Look, there's always a million reasons
277
00:16:09,962 --> 00:16:11,574
not to do something, Barry.
278
00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:13,277
But if you want it...
279
00:16:13,768 --> 00:16:15,768
go for it. Mmm!
280
00:16:15,805 --> 00:16:17,872
My girlfriend dates a
manager at The Standard,
281
00:16:17,907 --> 00:16:19,285
so if you have bartending experience
282
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:21,174
or lie and say you do, I
can get you a job there.
283
00:16:21,366 --> 00:16:23,911
Oh, I have a job. Sales.
284
00:16:24,211 --> 00:16:25,301
Auto parts.
285
00:16:25,466 --> 00:16:26,499
- Huh.
- Ah.
286
00:16:26,534 --> 00:16:28,012
- That's cool.
- Different.
287
00:16:28,538 --> 00:16:30,636
Mmm! Oh my God! I don't have a job.
288
00:16:30,672 --> 00:16:33,006
Look at Lydia. She's
out there all by herself.
289
00:16:35,376 --> 00:16:36,910
- Aw! Okay.
- Come on. Let's go dance.
290
00:16:36,945 --> 00:16:38,978
- Okay.
- Oh, I... I don't dance.
291
00:16:39,014 --> 00:16:42,181
Bullshit. Yeah, you do. I
can tell you want to dance.
292
00:16:43,284 --> 00:16:46,452
Okay. No pressure. You'll
know where to find me.
293
00:17:15,915 --> 00:17:18,082
Barry Berkman.
294
00:17:19,453 --> 00:17:21,152
Barry Berkman!
295
00:17:22,939 --> 00:17:24,423
You gotta change that name.
296
00:17:24,915 --> 00:17:26,386
Mmm. I changed my name.
297
00:17:27,108 --> 00:17:28,993
My real name's Richard Krempf.
298
00:17:30,263 --> 00:17:32,537
Ryan Madison sounds way cooler.
299
00:17:33,251 --> 00:17:35,734
Barry Berkman. It's too plain.
300
00:17:35,769 --> 00:17:37,382
You sound like an accountant or something.
301
00:17:37,604 --> 00:17:40,137
You want something people can remember.
302
00:17:43,911 --> 00:17:45,710
I got the perfect stage name for you.
303
00:17:45,746 --> 00:17:47,747
- What?
- Mmm.
304
00:17:50,489 --> 00:17:51,555
Barry...
305
00:17:53,151 --> 00:17:54,184
Block.
306
00:17:55,145 --> 00:17:56,478
- Barry Block?
- Yeah.
307
00:17:56,622 --> 00:17:58,822
- I don't get it.
- Yeah, 'cause when I look at you,
308
00:17:58,858 --> 00:18:00,334
I think of a block.
309
00:18:01,994 --> 00:18:03,861
Hey, Barry. Hey.
310
00:18:03,896 --> 00:18:05,061
- Hey.
- Yeah?
311
00:18:05,594 --> 00:18:08,164
Can you drive him home?
He has, like, seven DUls.
312
00:18:09,502 --> 00:18:10,792
- Sure.
- Good night.
313
00:18:11,505 --> 00:18:13,069
Looking forward to your monologue.
314
00:18:20,946 --> 00:18:24,247
What? Come on. You've
gotta take this class, bro.
315
00:18:24,783 --> 00:18:27,717
I-I-I... I don't
think I can.
316
00:18:27,752 --> 00:18:29,051
It's not that hard. Here.
317
00:18:30,321 --> 00:18:31,665
Look, it's all in the book.
318
00:18:31,689 --> 00:18:32,890
_
319
00:18:32,891 --> 00:18:35,792
This is your new bible. Gene's
teaching's changed my life.
320
00:18:35,827 --> 00:18:39,128
So, y... you go home, you
Google "great monologues,"
321
00:18:39,163 --> 00:18:42,119
you choose one, and I'll help
you prepare it before tomorrow.
322
00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:44,767
You're gonna help me with my audition?
323
00:18:44,803 --> 00:18:46,473
Why?
324
00:18:46,905 --> 00:18:49,371
Uh, you're my scene partner, bro.
325
00:18:49,407 --> 00:18:52,107
We rocked it out today. You were so chill.
326
00:18:52,143 --> 00:18:53,643
You just let me do my thing.
327
00:18:53,678 --> 00:18:55,298
You're a very generous performer.
328
00:18:56,292 --> 00:18:58,534
- I am?
- Totally.
329
00:18:59,996 --> 00:19:03,896
So, I will see you tomorrow, scene partner.
330
00:19:05,523 --> 00:19:06,555
Oh.
331
00:19:07,535 --> 00:19:08,601
Mm!
332
00:19:14,509 --> 00:19:16,545
What the fuck?
333
00:19:16,844 --> 00:19:18,278
Hey!
334
00:19:18,313 --> 00:19:21,275
Ryan Madison! Barry Block!
335
00:19:24,185 --> 00:19:25,727
What the fuck?
336
00:19:27,789 --> 00:19:29,192
They were hugging.
337
00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:40,565
- Hey, Fuches.
- Hey, buddy.
338
00:19:40,601 --> 00:19:41,900
I'm outside. Open up.
339
00:19:43,003 --> 00:19:44,194
You're here?
340
00:19:46,632 --> 00:19:47,671
So...
341
00:19:48,007 --> 00:19:51,042
this NoHo Hank, guy wakes me up last night,
342
00:19:51,077 --> 00:19:54,168
says you and your mark were hugging?
343
00:19:56,016 --> 00:19:57,467
- They saw that?
- Oh yeah.
344
00:19:57,635 --> 00:20:00,147
Look, look, look, something
really, really cool happened.
345
00:20:00,337 --> 00:20:01,731
- Okay?
- Okay.
346
00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:03,155
I followed Ryan yesterday,
347
00:20:03,155 --> 00:20:05,975
and he went to this theater
to take an acting class,
348
00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:09,087
and I ended up doing a scene
with him from True Romance.
349
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,277
True Romance is a movie.
350
00:20:12,516 --> 00:20:15,463
Yeah, it's LA theater, so I guess all
the scenes they do are from movies.
351
00:20:15,936 --> 00:20:17,983
The point is, I was really good.
352
00:20:18,155 --> 00:20:21,122
And afterwards, I hung
out with all of them.
353
00:20:21,158 --> 00:20:23,792
- Them?
- The acting class, and they're super nice.
354
00:20:23,827 --> 00:20:26,528
The whole class? Including the
guy you were supposed to burn?
355
00:20:26,564 --> 00:20:29,097
Ryan Madison, yeah. No, he's a great dude.
356
00:20:29,132 --> 00:20:31,092
And I don't know. They just made me feel
357
00:20:31,092 --> 00:20:33,134
really good about myself, you know?
358
00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:37,087
And, uh, you know how you and I
talk all the time about my purpose?
359
00:20:38,017 --> 00:20:39,897
You think acting could be your purpose?
360
00:20:41,344 --> 00:20:44,612
I don't know. I just... I don't...
I just feel really motivated
361
00:20:44,647 --> 00:20:46,681
right now or something like...
It made me feel really good.
362
00:20:46,717 --> 00:20:48,877
Okay, but what about what
we do together, Barry?
363
00:20:49,285 --> 00:20:51,152
Well, you know, they told
me a very small percentage
364
00:20:51,188 --> 00:20:53,154
of actors actually make a living acting,
365
00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:54,989
- you know, so most of them have day jobs,
- Yeah.
366
00:20:55,025 --> 00:20:57,293
So I just figured, you
know, I do night hits
367
00:20:57,293 --> 00:20:59,594
- or something, just...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sit. Sit.
368
00:20:59,630 --> 00:21:01,679
Okay. Now, Barry,
369
00:21:02,450 --> 00:21:04,879
acting is a very
370
00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:08,045
face-forward type of job. It...
371
00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:12,799
It's a direct conflict
372
00:21:13,099 --> 00:21:15,726
to being someone who
anonymously kills people.
373
00:21:15,950 --> 00:21:19,897
You want to have a hobby or something,
you could take up... painting.
374
00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:21,799
- Well...
- Hitler painted.
375
00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:25,302
John Wayne Gacy painted.
It's a good, solid hobby.
376
00:21:25,591 --> 00:21:27,099
Never got in the way
of what they were doing.
377
00:21:27,099 --> 00:21:28,860
These are professional actors,
378
00:21:28,895 --> 00:21:31,786
and they're the real deal,
and they say I got something.
379
00:21:31,786 --> 00:21:34,420
No, I... I get it, I get it, but I
think you gotta think this thing through.
380
00:21:34,455 --> 00:21:36,856
I mean, you wanna... you wanna go
out there and try to burn a guy,
381
00:21:36,891 --> 00:21:40,559
and have him say, "Hey! There's the
guy from the chicken commercial!"
382
00:21:41,126 --> 00:21:42,929
I don't know if I'd do commercials.
383
00:21:42,964 --> 00:21:45,264
Barry,
384
00:21:45,299 --> 00:21:48,200
when you decided to do this for a living,
385
00:21:48,236 --> 00:21:51,536
you closed the door on being
able to do anything else.
386
00:21:52,673 --> 00:21:55,073
You're a killer, Barry.
You kill the bad guys.
387
00:21:55,109 --> 00:21:57,308
- Yeah, but this Ryan guy wasn't a bad guy.
- No, no, no.
388
00:21:57,344 --> 00:21:59,277
- He lent me a book. He's...
- Stop thinking.
389
00:21:59,312 --> 00:22:01,947
Kill Ryan. These Chechens are
390
00:22:01,982 --> 00:22:03,849
the scariest people I
have ever worked with,
391
00:22:03,884 --> 00:22:06,384
and they're talking about
taking you off this job.
392
00:22:08,155 --> 00:22:09,227
Off the job?
393
00:22:09,252 --> 00:22:11,080
I'm sorry, but I don't feel like...
394
00:22:11,736 --> 00:22:13,736
dying over some wannabe actor.
395
00:22:16,196 --> 00:22:17,451
Yeah. No, yeah.
396
00:22:17,831 --> 00:22:19,397
This is what you do.
397
00:22:19,852 --> 00:22:21,599
This is all you do.
398
00:22:22,702 --> 00:22:24,005
Do you understand?
399
00:22:26,116 --> 00:22:27,210
Yeah.
400
00:22:27,730 --> 00:22:29,197
Okay, good.
401
00:23:33,081 --> 00:23:35,648
- Hey, Mr. Cousineau.
- You weren't in class today.
402
00:23:35,864 --> 00:23:37,942
- Yeah, I know, I know.
- Ryan was very upset.
403
00:23:37,942 --> 00:23:40,109
Yeah, no, I, uh... I gotta leave town.
404
00:23:40,396 --> 00:23:42,044
I'm so sorry to hear that.
405
00:23:42,269 --> 00:23:44,747
Hey, Mr. Cousineau, I was wondering, um...
406
00:23:45,783 --> 00:23:47,904
do you think I was good
enough to be in your class?
407
00:23:50,827 --> 00:23:52,527
No, Barry, I don't.
408
00:23:53,917 --> 00:23:56,017
What you did was dog shit.
409
00:23:56,193 --> 00:23:58,469
I mean, really, really awful.
410
00:23:58,806 --> 00:24:01,157
"Dumb acting" I call it. Do you know why?
411
00:24:02,767 --> 00:24:05,157
Because acting is truth,
412
00:24:05,369 --> 00:24:07,839
and I saw no truth.
413
00:24:08,038 --> 00:24:09,787
So, here's my advice to you:
414
00:24:10,140 --> 00:24:13,542
You go back to whatever nook
of the world you call home,
415
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,943
and you do whatever it is you're good at,
416
00:24:16,243 --> 00:24:19,139
because this... is not it.
417
00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:21,892
You wanna know what I'm good at?
418
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,649
- I'm good at killing people.
- Hmm.
419
00:24:28,392 --> 00:24:30,725
Yeah, when I got back
from Afghanistan, I, uh...
420
00:24:31,726 --> 00:24:33,125
I was really depressed, you know?
421
00:24:33,150 --> 00:24:35,036
I didn't leave my house for months, and...
422
00:24:35,453 --> 00:24:38,754
this friend of my dad's, he's,
uh... he's like an uncle to me.
423
00:24:38,790 --> 00:24:41,458
He, uh... he helped me out,
and he gave me a purpose.
424
00:24:43,214 --> 00:24:44,416
He told me that...
425
00:24:45,128 --> 00:24:47,562
that what I was good at over
there could be useful here.
426
00:24:48,454 --> 00:24:51,083
And, uh... it's a job.
427
00:24:52,184 --> 00:24:53,883
You know? The money's good,
428
00:24:53,917 --> 00:24:56,543
and these people I take
out, like, they're...
429
00:24:57,252 --> 00:24:58,487
they're bad people. You know?
430
00:24:58,522 --> 00:25:00,410
Like they're pieces of shit. Um...
431
00:25:03,066 --> 00:25:04,593
But, lately, you know, I've...
432
00:25:04,897 --> 00:25:06,728
Like, I'm not sleeping, and, uh...
433
00:25:09,491 --> 00:25:11,634
that depressed feeling is back, you know?
434
00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:17,884
Like... like, I know there's more to me...
435
00:25:18,439 --> 00:25:19,532
than that.
436
00:25:21,845 --> 00:25:23,503
But maybe... I don't know...
437
00:25:25,115 --> 00:25:26,317
maybe there's not.
438
00:25:28,434 --> 00:25:30,538
Maybe this is all I'm
good at. I don't know.
439
00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:38,593
Anyway, forget it.
440
00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:40,607
Sorry to bother you.
441
00:25:41,797 --> 00:25:42,903
What's that from?
442
00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:46,098
What?
443
00:25:46,340 --> 00:25:48,595
Are you telling me
that was an improvisation?
444
00:25:49,405 --> 00:25:51,273
Huh. Interesting.
445
00:25:52,188 --> 00:25:55,577
Well, the story's nonsense, but
there's something to work with.
446
00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:58,656
My class is not cheap.
447
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:01,699
That's not a problem. You pay in cash.
448
00:26:01,735 --> 00:26:03,201
- Yeah.
- You pay in advance.
449
00:26:03,237 --> 00:26:06,504
- I can do that.
- Next class, tomorrow, 2:00 p.m.
450
00:26:07,238 --> 00:26:09,172
- We start on time.
- Absolutely.
451
00:26:09,558 --> 00:26:10,923
What's your last name again?
452
00:26:12,012 --> 00:26:14,364
Block. Barry Block.
453
00:26:14,653 --> 00:26:16,815
- You pay in advance.
- Yeah. No, I know.
454
00:26:16,850 --> 00:26:18,439
Gene. M. Cousineau.
455
00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:20,819
I look forward to this journey.
456
00:26:20,854 --> 00:26:22,287
- Great.
- Watch your toes.
457
00:26:22,322 --> 00:26:24,156
Whoa. Oh.
458
00:26:37,537 --> 00:26:39,870
_
459
00:27:28,354 --> 00:27:29,689
What's going on, guys?
460
00:27:30,589 --> 00:27:33,083
Now, now, now, now, now!
461
00:27:33,231 --> 00:27:34,183
Hey!
462
00:27:34,208 --> 00:27:35,558
Take the shot! Shoot him! Now!
463
00:27:35,593 --> 00:27:36,692
Don't pull that gun on me, man.
464
00:27:36,728 --> 00:27:37,860
Now!
465
00:27:37,895 --> 00:27:40,463
- Don't pull that gun on me.
- Take the shot!
466
00:27:40,498 --> 00:27:42,431
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now!
467
00:27:53,511 --> 00:27:54,543
Fuck!
468
00:28:33,395 --> 00:28:34,482
Oh, hey.
469
00:28:34,925 --> 00:28:37,251
Huh. I wonder what's going on over there.
470
00:28:38,121 --> 00:28:40,221
- Do you have whiskey?
- No.
471
00:28:40,267 --> 00:28:43,298
- We have herbal tea.
- I'll have an herbal tea.
472
00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:45,937
What you got there?
473
00:28:46,546 --> 00:28:48,502
Oh, I've got an audition tomorrow.
474
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,126
I'm an actor.
475
00:28:53,403 --> 00:28:54,501
So am I.