1 00:01:47,984 --> 00:01:49,117 Barry. 2 00:01:49,953 --> 00:01:52,551 Barry. Barry. Wake up, buddy. 3 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,949 - Fuches? - Hey. 4 00:02:00,296 --> 00:02:01,880 How long have you been watching me sleep? 5 00:02:02,552 --> 00:02:05,032 The money from the Rochester job just cleared. 6 00:02:05,767 --> 00:02:07,367 One less bad guy in the world. 7 00:02:07,403 --> 00:02:09,469 Nice work, as usual, Barry. 8 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:12,288 Oh, well, he was in bed, so it wasn't work exactly. 9 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:14,942 Then why did it take two days? 10 00:02:16,187 --> 00:02:18,386 - Uh, I was doing recon. - Ah. 11 00:02:18,411 --> 00:02:19,730 To make it clean. 12 00:02:19,938 --> 00:02:23,139 Or... were you laying around the hotel room 13 00:02:23,175 --> 00:02:26,109 like in Sioux Falls last month or St. Paul before that? 14 00:02:26,144 --> 00:02:27,851 Look, these extra expenses, they add up, Barry. 15 00:02:27,851 --> 00:02:29,150 - Okay. - All right. 16 00:02:30,220 --> 00:02:32,019 Oh, God. I'm worried about you, buddy. 17 00:02:32,053 --> 00:02:34,825 This shit heap looks like the old Barry, 18 00:02:35,303 --> 00:02:36,369 before he had a purpose. 19 00:02:36,405 --> 00:02:38,639 No. No, no. I think I'm just burned out. 20 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:40,316 You know? Maybe I need a break. 21 00:02:41,432 --> 00:02:43,255 - Hey, you know what I think? - What? 22 00:02:43,255 --> 00:02:46,174 I think what we should do is shake things up a little bit. 23 00:02:46,926 --> 00:02:50,134 You know, so instead of burning another small-town hood 24 00:02:50,162 --> 00:02:52,863 in some snowed-in, rust-belt shithole, 25 00:02:52,899 --> 00:02:55,198 what do you say to a little trip out 26 00:02:55,234 --> 00:02:57,132 to sunny Los Angeles? 27 00:02:58,270 --> 00:02:59,770 You came here to give me an assignment? 28 00:02:59,806 --> 00:03:01,925 It's the Chechen mob. Come here. 29 00:03:03,208 --> 00:03:06,342 A guy by the name of Goran Pazar needs 30 00:03:06,377 --> 00:03:09,546 an outsider to handle something embarrassing. 31 00:03:09,581 --> 00:03:11,025 It's great money. 32 00:03:11,716 --> 00:03:13,616 Get us a lot closer to where we need to be 33 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:15,151 to hang it all up someday. 34 00:03:15,186 --> 00:03:16,586 When do you think that'll be? 35 00:03:16,621 --> 00:03:18,822 The plane for LA leaves in four hours. 36 00:03:18,857 --> 00:03:22,759 I will have a car waiting for you at the Ontario airport. 37 00:03:22,794 --> 00:03:25,562 Ontario? Wait. Isn't that, like, a two-hour drive? 38 00:03:25,597 --> 00:03:28,064 You can't just, you know, fly into LAX. 39 00:03:28,099 --> 00:03:30,132 You gotta cover our tracks, right? 40 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:31,580 Why? Because it's cheaper or... 41 00:03:31,605 --> 00:03:33,534 Because it is smarter, Barry. 42 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:37,173 How much cheaper was it? 43 00:03:41,167 --> 00:03:43,171 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 44 00:03:43,171 --> 00:03:44,781 _ 45 00:03:47,251 --> 00:03:49,952 Hey, Barry. Fuches. Probably still on the plane, 46 00:03:49,988 --> 00:03:51,687 but welcome to California, buddy. 47 00:03:51,722 --> 00:03:54,457 Hey, my guy said he left the car in space 408. 48 00:03:54,492 --> 00:03:57,193 I told him you were my best guy, so he should hook you up. 49 00:03:57,228 --> 00:04:01,163 He said the car is "dope," so enjoy that, buddy. 50 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:04,100 When you meet Goran, don't be afraid to sell yourself. 51 00:04:04,135 --> 00:04:05,801 Remember that liquor distributor 52 00:04:05,836 --> 00:04:07,769 in Canton you stabbed in the nut? 53 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,771 I think Gordon's the kind of man 54 00:04:09,807 --> 00:04:11,533 who would find something like that intriguing. 55 00:04:11,558 --> 00:04:13,675 So work it into the conversation 56 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:16,077 to make him aware that, you know, you'll go there. 57 00:04:16,113 --> 00:04:19,008 Oh, fucking... Fucking dick! 58 00:04:21,218 --> 00:04:23,718 Hey, man! You must be Barry! 59 00:04:23,753 --> 00:04:25,173 I'm NoHo Hank. 60 00:04:25,622 --> 00:04:27,766 I trust the flight was good, no? 61 00:04:28,992 --> 00:04:30,258 Are you hungry? 62 00:04:30,293 --> 00:04:31,859 I mean, do you want a submarine sandwich. 63 00:04:31,895 --> 00:04:34,262 If you're thirsty, we've got juice boxes, 64 00:04:34,297 --> 00:04:37,198 Hawaiian Punch, or maybe beer or something. 65 00:04:37,451 --> 00:04:40,118 So, we're gonna do this outside, if that's okay. 66 00:04:40,153 --> 00:04:42,120 His daughter has some friends over, huh? 67 00:04:42,155 --> 00:04:43,622 They're watching their Jessie. 68 00:04:43,657 --> 00:04:46,791 Why? Did the bowling alley run out of shoe freshener? 69 00:04:46,826 --> 00:04:49,178 We haven't been in LA long, 70 00:04:49,178 --> 00:04:51,078 but we've made a lot of progress: 71 00:04:51,431 --> 00:04:53,447 the harbors, identity theft, 72 00:04:53,483 --> 00:04:55,782 meth, 99 Cent Stores. 73 00:04:55,818 --> 00:04:57,272 Business has been going great. 74 00:04:57,653 --> 00:05:00,787 Recently, personal matters cropped up, 75 00:05:00,823 --> 00:05:03,124 which needs to be kept separate from the business. 76 00:05:03,955 --> 00:05:05,350 So, we called you. 77 00:05:06,462 --> 00:05:10,231 This is Ryan Madison. He's a physical trainer in Silver Lake. 78 00:05:10,454 --> 00:05:12,500 He works with Goran's wife, Oksana. 79 00:05:12,535 --> 00:05:14,502 They've been training together for... 80 00:05:14,819 --> 00:05:16,070 What do you think? 81 00:05:16,105 --> 00:05:18,828 What do you think? Two? Two, three months? 82 00:05:19,175 --> 00:05:20,880 Hmm? Yeah? 83 00:05:22,717 --> 00:05:25,764 Over the past few weeks, these sessions became more frequent. 84 00:05:26,725 --> 00:05:28,425 Goran asked me to follow her, 85 00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:30,460 and I became aware that they were taking up 86 00:05:30,495 --> 00:05:32,829 at a Holiday Inn in Studio City. 87 00:05:33,765 --> 00:05:35,770 I snuck a lipstick camera, 88 00:05:36,532 --> 00:05:38,984 similar to this one, in the room, 89 00:05:39,504 --> 00:05:42,305 and got... this. 90 00:05:42,547 --> 00:05:44,073 Harder! Oh, harder! 91 00:05:44,108 --> 00:05:45,241 Oh! Oh! 92 00:05:45,276 --> 00:05:47,503 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 93 00:05:48,011 --> 00:05:49,562 Why would I want to see this? 94 00:05:49,848 --> 00:05:51,217 Turn that off. 95 00:05:51,983 --> 00:05:53,783 - Turn it off! - Come on. 96 00:05:53,819 --> 00:05:54,884 I wanted to give him the whole... 97 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,977 He gets it. You already said they are 98 00:05:57,002 --> 00:05:59,145 taking up in hotel. Why show footage? 99 00:05:59,170 --> 00:06:00,622 It's important for him to know! 100 00:06:00,658 --> 00:06:03,192 You are just impressed with yourself for planting camera. 101 00:06:03,227 --> 00:06:05,527 - I am not... Okay. - Trash that footage. 102 00:06:05,563 --> 00:06:07,430 - So, you guys want him gone? - Yes. 103 00:06:07,465 --> 00:06:08,984 - Good. Okay. - We pay you... 104 00:06:09,009 --> 00:06:11,233 No, you don't pay me anything. Fuches takes care of the money. 105 00:06:11,269 --> 00:06:12,901 I just need his name and address, 106 00:06:12,937 --> 00:06:14,437 and it'll be done in a couple of days. 107 00:06:15,094 --> 00:06:16,594 - That sounds good. - All right. 108 00:06:16,619 --> 00:06:18,386 Now, there's a lot of ways I can, uh, 109 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:21,355 do this for you. Um... 110 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:23,757 One of them... 111 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,494 is I could stab him in the nut. 112 00:06:27,168 --> 00:06:29,263 That's something I... I did once, 113 00:06:29,710 --> 00:06:33,021 and I am... very comfortable doing it again. 114 00:06:33,368 --> 00:06:35,268 - What? - Or not. 115 00:06:35,304 --> 00:06:36,303 - Why? - Forget about it. 116 00:06:36,338 --> 00:06:38,505 Who would want this? Can't you just shoot him? 117 00:06:38,540 --> 00:06:40,808 - Yeah. No, I... - Because being shot is very painful. 118 00:06:40,843 --> 00:06:42,943 Have you ever been shot? Huh! I have. 119 00:06:42,978 --> 00:06:44,279 It's, like, crazy painful. 120 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:46,580 Anything is better than stabbing guy in nut. 121 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:48,648 I'll shoot him. I'll shoot him. I'll shoot him. 122 00:06:48,684 --> 00:06:50,415 Okay. Goran... 123 00:06:51,298 --> 00:06:52,874 I think he's going to shoot him. 124 00:06:53,823 --> 00:06:55,923 Thanks. Have a nice day. 125 00:07:07,902 --> 00:07:10,478 No silencer. Thanks, Fuches. 126 00:08:41,394 --> 00:08:43,527 Fuck you too! Fuck you too! 127 00:08:43,896 --> 00:08:45,863 Don't you fucking call me lady! 128 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:50,033 Don't you fucking call me lady, you fucking asshole! 129 00:08:50,068 --> 00:08:52,969 You motherfucker! Fuck you too! 130 00:08:53,004 --> 00:08:55,189 Don't you fucking call me lady! 131 00:08:55,407 --> 00:08:56,373 Fuck you too! 132 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,238 Who are you? What are you doing out here? 133 00:08:59,545 --> 00:09:02,813 Shit. I lost my place. Damn it. 134 00:09:02,848 --> 00:09:05,014 Sally! He's ready for you. 135 00:09:05,882 --> 00:09:07,050 Shit! 136 00:09:08,453 --> 00:09:10,220 Oh my God. Thanks a lot. 137 00:09:15,894 --> 00:09:18,161 Strong... strong stuff you got here. 138 00:09:18,196 --> 00:09:19,661 Boy. Oh. 139 00:09:20,632 --> 00:09:22,798 What you got wrong with you, you need all this stuff? 140 00:09:24,077 --> 00:09:25,977 You motherfucker. What? 141 00:09:26,637 --> 00:09:30,073 You fucking asshole. Who the fuck are you? 142 00:09:30,108 --> 00:09:31,908 Who the fuck do you think you are? 143 00:09:31,943 --> 00:09:34,510 Please, lady, why don't you just try to calm down? 144 00:09:34,545 --> 00:09:35,644 Bullshit! 145 00:09:36,781 --> 00:09:39,215 Bullshit! It's false, Sally. 146 00:09:39,251 --> 00:09:40,616 I... look, I... I know. 147 00:09:40,651 --> 00:09:42,886 I... I got thrown off right before I was about to go on. 148 00:09:42,921 --> 00:09:44,620 - I was outside going over... - Excuse me. 149 00:09:44,655 --> 00:09:45,788 I don't give a shit. 150 00:09:46,296 --> 00:09:48,024 Even your excuses are false. 151 00:09:48,059 --> 00:09:50,826 You're up there, you're stinking up my stage, babe. 152 00:09:51,917 --> 00:09:54,283 What the fuck do you want? 153 00:09:56,501 --> 00:09:58,601 Um... the prescriptions. 154 00:09:58,636 --> 00:10:00,449 Not Linda. You. 155 00:10:01,338 --> 00:10:04,006 Little Sally Reed from Joplin, Missouri. 156 00:10:04,041 --> 00:10:06,174 What do you want? 157 00:10:07,779 --> 00:10:11,280 - To be an actress? - Again, I don't believe you. 158 00:10:13,584 --> 00:10:15,451 It's all I ever wanted in the whole world. 159 00:10:15,746 --> 00:10:18,996 Oh, really? Except you don't think you're gonna make it, do you? 160 00:10:19,234 --> 00:10:20,834 I mean, that's what you told me. 161 00:10:21,186 --> 00:10:23,382 Oh yeah. Last week, 162 00:10:23,739 --> 00:10:26,172 she takes me out for a cup of coffee after class, 163 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:29,142 starts to cry, snot running down her nose. 164 00:10:29,177 --> 00:10:31,644 All of a sudden she said, "I'm not gonna make it." 165 00:10:31,679 --> 00:10:33,779 I'm telling you, I was embarrassed. 166 00:10:33,815 --> 00:10:37,416 It was pathetic. Here is a person who's spending her money, 167 00:10:37,452 --> 00:10:39,719 she doesn't have any talent whatsoever. 168 00:10:39,754 --> 00:10:42,521 This chick shouldn't even be in this class! 169 00:10:42,817 --> 00:10:45,844 - I cannot believe... - That is not fair, Gene! 170 00:10:46,895 --> 00:10:49,743 Don't think. Just finish the scene. 171 00:10:55,170 --> 00:10:56,723 Don't you call me lady. 172 00:10:57,130 --> 00:10:59,572 I come in here, I give these things to you, 173 00:10:59,607 --> 00:11:01,908 you... you check... I'm sick! 174 00:11:01,943 --> 00:11:05,411 I have sickness all around me, and you fucking ask me my life? 175 00:11:05,734 --> 00:11:08,381 Have you seen death in your bed? In your house? 176 00:11:08,416 --> 00:11:10,416 And then I'm asked fucking questions? 177 00:11:10,608 --> 00:11:14,120 "What's wrong?" Suck my dick! 178 00:11:14,154 --> 00:11:15,588 That's what's wrong! 179 00:11:16,591 --> 00:11:17,956 Shame on you. 180 00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:20,320 Shame on you. 181 00:11:26,534 --> 00:11:27,867 Suck my dick. 182 00:11:34,575 --> 00:11:35,608 End scene. 183 00:11:42,181 --> 00:11:44,398 Okay, you know that I had to do that, right? 184 00:11:44,423 --> 00:11:45,417 Mm-hmm. 185 00:11:45,452 --> 00:11:48,014 - You know I love you. - Mmm. 186 00:11:48,235 --> 00:11:51,218 All right. That... was something. 187 00:11:51,758 --> 00:11:55,059 Now, as beautiful Sally just demonstrated, 188 00:11:55,094 --> 00:11:57,695 Life! 189 00:11:57,917 --> 00:12:00,331 I want you to create a life 190 00:12:00,366 --> 00:12:02,224 right here on this stage. 191 00:12:02,249 --> 00:12:04,141 I mean, we're not here studying 192 00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:06,338 some fucking TV commercial acting. 193 00:12:06,372 --> 00:12:08,840 That's not why you came to LA, is it? 194 00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:12,242 You didn't move all the way across the country for that! 195 00:12:12,277 --> 00:12:14,144 This is the theater. 196 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,748 Now, let's give her another round. 197 00:12:17,783 --> 00:12:19,750 She deserves the praise. 198 00:12:21,594 --> 00:12:23,420 Hey, man. Are you new to this class? 199 00:12:23,456 --> 00:12:25,422 I haven't seen you before. I'm Ryan, Ryan Madison. 200 00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:27,390 Listen, I was supposed to put up a scene with Mike Kennedy, 201 00:12:27,426 --> 00:12:30,327 but he got a catering gig. So, could you help me out? 202 00:12:30,362 --> 00:12:32,524 - Ryan, you're up. - Uh... 203 00:12:33,089 --> 00:12:35,365 - Where's Kennedy? - He's not here. 204 00:12:36,435 --> 00:12:38,034 But I'm gonna do the scene with him. 205 00:12:41,306 --> 00:12:43,938 Grab a seat there, boy. Grab yourself an egg roll. 206 00:12:44,943 --> 00:12:47,335 We got everything here from a diddle-eyed Joe to a... 207 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,196 damned-if-I-know. 208 00:12:50,615 --> 00:12:53,315 Mean you ate before you came on down here? All full? Is that it? 209 00:12:53,351 --> 00:12:55,024 Nah, I don't think so. 210 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:57,720 I think you're too scared to be eating. 211 00:12:58,188 --> 00:12:59,861 See, you ain't even sat down yet. 212 00:12:59,977 --> 00:13:01,966 On that TV over there, since you been in the room, 213 00:13:01,966 --> 00:13:03,900 is a woman with her titties hanging out. 214 00:13:03,936 --> 00:13:05,476 Now, I know I'm pretty, 215 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:09,372 but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties. 216 00:13:14,852 --> 00:13:17,253 "What's in that envelope is for my peace of mind. 217 00:13:17,289 --> 00:13:18,754 "My peace of mind is worth that much, 218 00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:20,655 not one penny more. Not one penny more." 219 00:13:27,635 --> 00:13:28,901 It's empty. 220 00:13:36,092 --> 00:13:37,348 End scene! 221 00:13:57,885 --> 00:13:58,908 Who are you? 222 00:13:59,841 --> 00:14:01,628 - I'm Barry. - Barry what? 223 00:14:03,758 --> 00:14:05,592 - Berkman. - Well, Barry Berkman, 224 00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,827 you just used up your one free audit class. 225 00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,913 You want to be here on Thursday, you better prepare a monologue. 226 00:14:11,126 --> 00:14:12,234 You understand? 227 00:14:16,733 --> 00:14:17,798 Wow. 228 00:14:18,805 --> 00:14:20,305 Okay, who's next? 229 00:14:26,809 --> 00:14:29,142 - Or have a fan. - Yeah, me too. 230 00:14:29,177 --> 00:14:30,677 Or fans, multiple. 231 00:14:30,713 --> 00:14:32,446 Hey. Hey. Barry? 232 00:14:32,481 --> 00:14:34,615 Hey, I just... I wanted to say sorry 233 00:14:34,650 --> 00:14:35,582 for snapping at you back there. 234 00:14:35,618 --> 00:14:37,686 I-I... I didn't realize you were an actor. 235 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:38,864 Oh, I'm... I'm not an actor. 236 00:14:38,889 --> 00:14:40,320 What are you gonna do for your monologue? 237 00:14:40,356 --> 00:14:41,755 I did the scene from The Blind Side, 238 00:14:41,790 --> 00:14:44,190 you know, the one where Sandy Bullock interrupts football practice? 239 00:14:44,226 --> 00:14:45,767 "This team is your family! 240 00:14:45,792 --> 00:14:46,760 You protect his blind side!" 241 00:14:46,795 --> 00:14:48,629 Do you remember that? It won her an Oscar. 242 00:14:50,198 --> 00:14:52,649 - I'm not doing a monologue. - What would be a good monologue for you? 243 00:14:53,636 --> 00:14:56,637 Let's go brainstorm. A bunch of us are going to Residuals. 244 00:14:58,435 --> 00:14:59,468 What's Residuals? 245 00:15:03,618 --> 00:15:05,498 What if you did Robert Duvall from Tender Mercies? 246 00:15:05,498 --> 00:15:07,365 Oh, yes, yes, the one where he's talking with his daughter. 247 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,001 - You should totally do that. - Or... or Brad Pitt from Fight Club. 248 00:15:10,037 --> 00:15:11,436 Oh, I love that, yes. 249 00:15:11,471 --> 00:15:13,538 You know, to me the most important thing is honesty, 250 00:15:13,573 --> 00:15:15,340 like, whatever you can bring your truth to. 251 00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:18,210 Wait. What is that Kevin Spacey movie? 252 00:15:18,245 --> 00:15:20,250 You know, the one where he's the bad guy, he's got the limp? 253 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,312 Oh! Oh my God, Usual Suspects. 254 00:15:21,348 --> 00:15:23,715 - Indian guy. In... India. - Oh, Indiana Jones? 255 00:15:23,751 --> 00:15:25,283 - It's Usual Suspects. - American Beauty. 256 00:15:25,318 --> 00:15:26,417 - K-Pax. - K-Pax. 257 00:15:26,453 --> 00:15:28,620 - Usual Suspects. - Did you just move here, Barry? 258 00:15:28,655 --> 00:15:30,521 - Uh, yeah, from Cleveland. - Huh. 259 00:15:30,557 --> 00:15:32,858 Ooh, cool. Welcome to Los Angeles. 260 00:15:32,893 --> 00:15:34,259 Oh, are you... Are you from LA? 261 00:15:34,294 --> 00:15:36,961 Nobody's actually from LA, Barry. 262 00:15:36,996 --> 00:15:38,463 Oh, I am though, remember? 'Cause... 263 00:15:38,498 --> 00:15:40,398 - Nick is from Florida. - Go Gators. 264 00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:42,199 - Jermaine is from... - Denver. 265 00:15:42,235 --> 00:15:45,175 Denver, and Antonio here, he's from... 266 00:15:45,176 --> 00:15:47,071 - Puerto Rico. - ...Puerto Rico. 267 00:15:47,106 --> 00:15:49,274 - Yeah, he just booked CSI. - It's true. 268 00:15:50,027 --> 00:15:51,861 I'm playing a dead body on that show. 269 00:15:52,279 --> 00:15:54,479 Next time, I'm gonna play somebody who's alive. 270 00:15:54,514 --> 00:15:56,514 - Yes. - Yes! Yeah, you will! 271 00:15:56,549 --> 00:15:58,616 It's about talent for sure, 272 00:15:58,652 --> 00:16:00,885 but mostly it's about passion. 273 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,053 I mean, do you think Meryl Streep and Kaley Cuoco became stars 274 00:16:03,089 --> 00:16:04,455 - just because they're the best? - Yes. 275 00:16:04,491 --> 00:16:07,456 - No. It's because they wanted it the most. - No. It's because... most. 276 00:16:08,446 --> 00:16:09,927 Look, there's always a million reasons 277 00:16:09,962 --> 00:16:11,574 not to do something, Barry. 278 00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:13,277 But if you want it... 279 00:16:13,768 --> 00:16:15,768 go for it. Mmm! 280 00:16:15,805 --> 00:16:17,872 My girlfriend dates a manager at The Standard, 281 00:16:17,907 --> 00:16:19,285 so if you have bartending experience 282 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:21,174 or lie and say you do, I can get you a job there. 283 00:16:21,366 --> 00:16:23,911 Oh, I have a job. Sales. 284 00:16:24,211 --> 00:16:25,301 Auto parts. 285 00:16:25,466 --> 00:16:26,499 - Huh. - Ah. 286 00:16:26,534 --> 00:16:28,012 - That's cool. - Different. 287 00:16:28,538 --> 00:16:30,636 Mmm! Oh my God! I don't have a job. 288 00:16:30,672 --> 00:16:33,006 Look at Lydia. She's out there all by herself. 289 00:16:35,376 --> 00:16:36,910 - Aw! Okay. - Come on. Let's go dance. 290 00:16:36,945 --> 00:16:38,978 - Okay. - Oh, I... I don't dance. 291 00:16:39,014 --> 00:16:42,181 Bullshit. Yeah, you do. I can tell you want to dance. 292 00:16:43,284 --> 00:16:46,452 Okay. No pressure. You'll know where to find me. 293 00:17:15,915 --> 00:17:18,082 Barry Berkman. 294 00:17:19,453 --> 00:17:21,152 Barry Berkman! 295 00:17:22,939 --> 00:17:24,423 You gotta change that name. 296 00:17:24,915 --> 00:17:26,386 Mmm. I changed my name. 297 00:17:27,108 --> 00:17:28,993 My real name's Richard Krempf. 298 00:17:30,263 --> 00:17:32,537 Ryan Madison sounds way cooler. 299 00:17:33,251 --> 00:17:35,734 Barry Berkman. It's too plain. 300 00:17:35,769 --> 00:17:37,382 You sound like an accountant or something. 301 00:17:37,604 --> 00:17:40,137 You want something people can remember. 302 00:17:43,911 --> 00:17:45,710 I got the perfect stage name for you. 303 00:17:45,746 --> 00:17:47,747 - What? - Mmm. 304 00:17:50,489 --> 00:17:51,555 Barry... 305 00:17:53,151 --> 00:17:54,184 Block. 306 00:17:55,145 --> 00:17:56,478 - Barry Block? - Yeah. 307 00:17:56,622 --> 00:17:58,822 - I don't get it. - Yeah, 'cause when I look at you, 308 00:17:58,858 --> 00:18:00,334 I think of a block. 309 00:18:01,994 --> 00:18:03,861 Hey, Barry. Hey. 310 00:18:03,896 --> 00:18:05,061 - Hey. - Yeah? 311 00:18:05,594 --> 00:18:08,164 Can you drive him home? He has, like, seven DUls. 312 00:18:09,502 --> 00:18:10,792 - Sure. - Good night. 313 00:18:11,505 --> 00:18:13,069 Looking forward to your monologue. 314 00:18:20,946 --> 00:18:24,247 What? Come on. You've gotta take this class, bro. 315 00:18:24,783 --> 00:18:27,717 I-I-I... I don't think I can. 316 00:18:27,752 --> 00:18:29,051 It's not that hard. Here. 317 00:18:30,321 --> 00:18:31,665 Look, it's all in the book. 318 00:18:31,689 --> 00:18:32,890 _ 319 00:18:32,891 --> 00:18:35,792 This is your new bible. Gene's teaching's changed my life. 320 00:18:35,827 --> 00:18:39,128 So, y... you go home, you Google "great monologues," 321 00:18:39,163 --> 00:18:42,119 you choose one, and I'll help you prepare it before tomorrow. 322 00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:44,767 You're gonna help me with my audition? 323 00:18:44,803 --> 00:18:46,473 Why? 324 00:18:46,905 --> 00:18:49,371 Uh, you're my scene partner, bro. 325 00:18:49,407 --> 00:18:52,107 We rocked it out today. You were so chill. 326 00:18:52,143 --> 00:18:53,643 You just let me do my thing. 327 00:18:53,678 --> 00:18:55,298 You're a very generous performer. 328 00:18:56,292 --> 00:18:58,534 - I am? - Totally. 329 00:18:59,996 --> 00:19:03,896 So, I will see you tomorrow, scene partner. 330 00:19:05,523 --> 00:19:06,555 Oh. 331 00:19:07,535 --> 00:19:08,601 Mm! 332 00:19:14,509 --> 00:19:16,545 What the fuck? 333 00:19:16,844 --> 00:19:18,278 Hey! 334 00:19:18,313 --> 00:19:21,275 Ryan Madison! Barry Block! 335 00:19:24,185 --> 00:19:25,727 What the fuck? 336 00:19:27,789 --> 00:19:29,192 They were hugging. 337 00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:40,565 - Hey, Fuches. - Hey, buddy. 338 00:19:40,601 --> 00:19:41,900 I'm outside. Open up. 339 00:19:43,003 --> 00:19:44,194 You're here? 340 00:19:46,632 --> 00:19:47,671 So... 341 00:19:48,007 --> 00:19:51,042 this NoHo Hank, guy wakes me up last night, 342 00:19:51,077 --> 00:19:54,168 says you and your mark were hugging? 343 00:19:56,016 --> 00:19:57,467 - They saw that? - Oh yeah. 344 00:19:57,635 --> 00:20:00,147 Look, look, look, something really, really cool happened. 345 00:20:00,337 --> 00:20:01,731 - Okay? - Okay. 346 00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:03,155 I followed Ryan yesterday, 347 00:20:03,155 --> 00:20:05,975 and he went to this theater to take an acting class, 348 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:09,087 and I ended up doing a scene with him from True Romance. 349 00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,277 True Romance is a movie. 350 00:20:12,516 --> 00:20:15,463 Yeah, it's LA theater, so I guess all the scenes they do are from movies. 351 00:20:15,936 --> 00:20:17,983 The point is, I was really good. 352 00:20:18,155 --> 00:20:21,122 And afterwards, I hung out with all of them. 353 00:20:21,158 --> 00:20:23,792 - Them? - The acting class, and they're super nice. 354 00:20:23,827 --> 00:20:26,528 The whole class? Including the guy you were supposed to burn? 355 00:20:26,564 --> 00:20:29,097 Ryan Madison, yeah. No, he's a great dude. 356 00:20:29,132 --> 00:20:31,092 And I don't know. They just made me feel 357 00:20:31,092 --> 00:20:33,134 really good about myself, you know? 358 00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:37,087 And, uh, you know how you and I talk all the time about my purpose? 359 00:20:38,017 --> 00:20:39,897 You think acting could be your purpose? 360 00:20:41,344 --> 00:20:44,612 I don't know. I just... I don't... I just feel really motivated 361 00:20:44,647 --> 00:20:46,681 right now or something like... It made me feel really good. 362 00:20:46,717 --> 00:20:48,877 Okay, but what about what we do together, Barry? 363 00:20:49,285 --> 00:20:51,152 Well, you know, they told me a very small percentage 364 00:20:51,188 --> 00:20:53,154 of actors actually make a living acting, 365 00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:54,989 - you know, so most of them have day jobs, - Yeah. 366 00:20:55,025 --> 00:20:57,293 So I just figured, you know, I do night hits 367 00:20:57,293 --> 00:20:59,594 - or something, just... - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sit. Sit. 368 00:20:59,630 --> 00:21:01,679 Okay. Now, Barry, 369 00:21:02,450 --> 00:21:04,879 acting is a very 370 00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:08,045 face-forward type of job. It... 371 00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:12,799 It's a direct conflict 372 00:21:13,099 --> 00:21:15,726 to being someone who anonymously kills people. 373 00:21:15,950 --> 00:21:19,897 You want to have a hobby or something, you could take up... painting. 374 00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:21,799 - Well... - Hitler painted. 375 00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:25,302 John Wayne Gacy painted. It's a good, solid hobby. 376 00:21:25,591 --> 00:21:27,099 Never got in the way of what they were doing. 377 00:21:27,099 --> 00:21:28,860 These are professional actors, 378 00:21:28,895 --> 00:21:31,786 and they're the real deal, and they say I got something. 379 00:21:31,786 --> 00:21:34,420 No, I... I get it, I get it, but I think you gotta think this thing through. 380 00:21:34,455 --> 00:21:36,856 I mean, you wanna... you wanna go out there and try to burn a guy, 381 00:21:36,891 --> 00:21:40,559 and have him say, "Hey! There's the guy from the chicken commercial!" 382 00:21:41,126 --> 00:21:42,929 I don't know if I'd do commercials. 383 00:21:42,964 --> 00:21:45,264 Barry, 384 00:21:45,299 --> 00:21:48,200 when you decided to do this for a living, 385 00:21:48,236 --> 00:21:51,536 you closed the door on being able to do anything else. 386 00:21:52,673 --> 00:21:55,073 You're a killer, Barry. You kill the bad guys. 387 00:21:55,109 --> 00:21:57,308 - Yeah, but this Ryan guy wasn't a bad guy. - No, no, no. 388 00:21:57,344 --> 00:21:59,277 - He lent me a book. He's... - Stop thinking. 389 00:21:59,312 --> 00:22:01,947 Kill Ryan. These Chechens are 390 00:22:01,982 --> 00:22:03,849 the scariest people I have ever worked with, 391 00:22:03,884 --> 00:22:06,384 and they're talking about taking you off this job. 392 00:22:08,155 --> 00:22:09,227 Off the job? 393 00:22:09,252 --> 00:22:11,080 I'm sorry, but I don't feel like... 394 00:22:11,736 --> 00:22:13,736 dying over some wannabe actor. 395 00:22:16,196 --> 00:22:17,451 Yeah. No, yeah. 396 00:22:17,831 --> 00:22:19,397 This is what you do. 397 00:22:19,852 --> 00:22:21,599 This is all you do. 398 00:22:22,702 --> 00:22:24,005 Do you understand? 399 00:22:26,116 --> 00:22:27,210 Yeah. 400 00:22:27,730 --> 00:22:29,197 Okay, good. 401 00:23:33,081 --> 00:23:35,648 - Hey, Mr. Cousineau. - You weren't in class today. 402 00:23:35,864 --> 00:23:37,942 - Yeah, I know, I know. - Ryan was very upset. 403 00:23:37,942 --> 00:23:40,109 Yeah, no, I, uh... I gotta leave town. 404 00:23:40,396 --> 00:23:42,044 I'm so sorry to hear that. 405 00:23:42,269 --> 00:23:44,747 Hey, Mr. Cousineau, I was wondering, um... 406 00:23:45,783 --> 00:23:47,904 do you think I was good enough to be in your class? 407 00:23:50,827 --> 00:23:52,527 No, Barry, I don't. 408 00:23:53,917 --> 00:23:56,017 What you did was dog shit. 409 00:23:56,193 --> 00:23:58,469 I mean, really, really awful. 410 00:23:58,806 --> 00:24:01,157 "Dumb acting" I call it. Do you know why? 411 00:24:02,767 --> 00:24:05,157 Because acting is truth, 412 00:24:05,369 --> 00:24:07,839 and I saw no truth. 413 00:24:08,038 --> 00:24:09,787 So, here's my advice to you: 414 00:24:10,140 --> 00:24:13,542 You go back to whatever nook of the world you call home, 415 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,943 and you do whatever it is you're good at, 416 00:24:16,243 --> 00:24:19,139 because this... is not it. 417 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:21,892 You wanna know what I'm good at? 418 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,649 - I'm good at killing people. - Hmm. 419 00:24:28,392 --> 00:24:30,725 Yeah, when I got back from Afghanistan, I, uh... 420 00:24:31,726 --> 00:24:33,125 I was really depressed, you know? 421 00:24:33,150 --> 00:24:35,036 I didn't leave my house for months, and... 422 00:24:35,453 --> 00:24:38,754 this friend of my dad's, he's, uh... he's like an uncle to me. 423 00:24:38,790 --> 00:24:41,458 He, uh... he helped me out, and he gave me a purpose. 424 00:24:43,214 --> 00:24:44,416 He told me that... 425 00:24:45,128 --> 00:24:47,562 that what I was good at over there could be useful here. 426 00:24:48,454 --> 00:24:51,083 And, uh... it's a job. 427 00:24:52,184 --> 00:24:53,883 You know? The money's good, 428 00:24:53,917 --> 00:24:56,543 and these people I take out, like, they're... 429 00:24:57,252 --> 00:24:58,487 they're bad people. You know? 430 00:24:58,522 --> 00:25:00,410 Like they're pieces of shit. Um... 431 00:25:03,066 --> 00:25:04,593 But, lately, you know, I've... 432 00:25:04,897 --> 00:25:06,728 Like, I'm not sleeping, and, uh... 433 00:25:09,491 --> 00:25:11,634 that depressed feeling is back, you know? 434 00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:17,884 Like... like, I know there's more to me... 435 00:25:18,439 --> 00:25:19,532 than that. 436 00:25:21,845 --> 00:25:23,503 But maybe... I don't know... 437 00:25:25,115 --> 00:25:26,317 maybe there's not. 438 00:25:28,434 --> 00:25:30,538 Maybe this is all I'm good at. I don't know. 439 00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:38,593 Anyway, forget it. 440 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:40,607 Sorry to bother you. 441 00:25:41,797 --> 00:25:42,903 What's that from? 442 00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:46,098 What? 443 00:25:46,340 --> 00:25:48,595 Are you telling me that was an improvisation? 444 00:25:49,405 --> 00:25:51,273 Huh. Interesting. 445 00:25:52,188 --> 00:25:55,577 Well, the story's nonsense, but there's something to work with. 446 00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:58,656 My class is not cheap. 447 00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:01,699 That's not a problem. You pay in cash. 448 00:26:01,735 --> 00:26:03,201 - Yeah. - You pay in advance. 449 00:26:03,237 --> 00:26:06,504 - I can do that. - Next class, tomorrow, 2:00 p.m. 450 00:26:07,238 --> 00:26:09,172 - We start on time. - Absolutely. 451 00:26:09,558 --> 00:26:10,923 What's your last name again? 452 00:26:12,012 --> 00:26:14,364 Block. Barry Block. 453 00:26:14,653 --> 00:26:16,815 - You pay in advance. - Yeah. No, I know. 454 00:26:16,850 --> 00:26:18,439 Gene. M. Cousineau. 455 00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:20,819 I look forward to this journey. 456 00:26:20,854 --> 00:26:22,287 - Great. - Watch your toes. 457 00:26:22,322 --> 00:26:24,156 Whoa. Oh. 458 00:26:37,537 --> 00:26:39,870 _ 459 00:27:28,354 --> 00:27:29,689 What's going on, guys? 460 00:27:30,589 --> 00:27:33,083 Now, now, now, now, now! 461 00:27:33,231 --> 00:27:34,183 Hey! 462 00:27:34,208 --> 00:27:35,558 Take the shot! Shoot him! Now! 463 00:27:35,593 --> 00:27:36,692 Don't pull that gun on me, man. 464 00:27:36,728 --> 00:27:37,860 Now! 465 00:27:37,895 --> 00:27:40,463 - Don't pull that gun on me. - Take the shot! 466 00:27:40,498 --> 00:27:42,431 Now, now, now, now, now, now, now! 467 00:27:53,511 --> 00:27:54,543 Fuck! 468 00:28:33,395 --> 00:28:34,482 Oh, hey. 469 00:28:34,925 --> 00:28:37,251 Huh. I wonder what's going on over there. 470 00:28:38,121 --> 00:28:40,221 - Do you have whiskey? - No. 471 00:28:40,267 --> 00:28:43,298 - We have herbal tea. - I'll have an herbal tea. 472 00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:45,937 What you got there? 473 00:28:46,546 --> 00:28:48,502 Oh, I've got an audition tomorrow. 474 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,126 I'm an actor. 475 00:28:53,403 --> 00:28:54,501 So am I.