Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Potomac"...
♪
I love Mexico so much.
It is just so full of natural attractions.
A bug bit my nose. I'm done.
[bug buzzing] What the hell?
Keep your legs closed to married men, bitch.
- What? - No! No!
I'm----ing done with you.
I don't even know who she is anymore.
She lies so much.
- Your mother-- - You brought her up!
[indistinct yelling, arguing]
Go ahead! Show them who you are!
I wish the [BLEEP] you would!
Keep my mother's name out your mouth!
Nobody said your----ing name!
I don't give a [BLEEP] about you!
Oh, [BLEEP] you!
What is fake, is this wedding, okay?
Okay.
I know that you know about the rumors
about the blonde girl in Georgetown.
I know you know that. - Ahh!
What you should care about, Karen,
is people sending us actual pictures
of you with a blue-eyed man
in Redskins gear in Vegas at a bar!
- May I see? - No, you may not. You may not.
But this was in Vegas. This was in Vegas.
That looks like somebody you know, right?
Why can't I see? If I'm being accused,
I wanna make sure he's good eye candy. - Oh.
- I'm real with mine. - She's fine.
You're real wit' yours?
Not trying to pretend anything.
Pretend? I own everything.
- Don't exist. All right. - Do not ever do that
because I gave you a pass one time.
- Oh, now the threats. - Don't-don't--
Girl, it's not a threat. It's a promise.
Hmm.
- Hugs? I mean it. - Aww, huggies.
Mia comes beside me, she slithers...
...and she says, "I just wanna eat your box."
[gasps]
We had a good time.
[making animal sounds]
[laughing]
I'm pretty, petty,
and always sittin' on ready.
You may think you know my story,
but there's always a plot twist.
When it comes to the truth, I always arrive on time.
My vocals are clean, but my reads are for filth.
I may not remember everything,
but you'll never forget me.
I'm a Nigerian queen with no time for mean.
Just like a three-wick, I burn slow and never waver.
♪
Part of being a boss is, you oversee stuff.
He's fine. Get your own box.
You don't need to help him. He didn't ask you for help.
Thank you.
- How do you do the tape? - We're docking your pay.
[laughing]
We can just go through these dance parts.
Oh, I think she didn't know it.
I forgot a part.
How was your trip?
Child, I'm gonna tell you all about it,
but, um, I need you to help me get it together.
I like these items, right? - Okay.
I just think they need to go in the closet
because I'm not gonna wear them.
Pink in the fall, I don't know about.
Too many rules. [laughing]
That's why I'm naked half the time, okay?
♪
- Hi. - Hi. How are you?
I'm good. How are you?
Are you excited to find your dress today?
I am.
Oh, my God, this is, like, feeling more and more real.
It's so cute.
So, I have a couple of my friends coming. So...
Okay, we have a little seating area over here
if you wanna wait for your guests.
So, usually, when I go on girls trips to Mexico,
it's like, whoo!
Like you never wanna come home,
but, yeah, I'm happy to be home,
but now I'm actually gettin' a little,
like, stressed about the wedding.
I'll just look around. Okay, yeah.
Yeah, if you wanna look around for a little bit.
Okay.
So, this is what you have in stock in certain sizes?
Yeah, mm-hmm.
And you said you didn't wanna do too traditional.
I kinda walk to the beat of my own drum.
Okay.
I'm realizing there's so much to do
to plan for a two-person wedding.
We gotta get the license. We gotta get our rings.
We gotta get, you know, our clothing.
I gotta figure out, you know, my hair.
I gotta figure out decorations, flowers.
Who is doing my hair? Am I?
Um, we should still have a cake, right?
Yeah, we should have a cake.
And I realize, yeah, you can't just plan a wedding
in a month, but I'm gonna do it.
We already pulled you some styles.
Oh, nice, that's good.
But if there is anything additional,
okay? - All right.
A little strong there.
Robyn Dixon! - Hi! Did you see that?
- Oh, this is so cute. - Look at you.
Oh, look at you, you beautiful bride-to-be.
- Hi. This is cute. - Hi.
- Hey, hey. - I see tiaras.
Tiaras? Is that-- hi. - Yes, so-- hi.
- Hi. How are you? - Hi. How are you?
- Okay, so, what are we doing? - So, they have some things pulled, so I don't know.
- Oh, they do? - Mm-hmm. - Yes.
- If you all wanna, like, sit and chat while I-- - Oh, okay, yeah.
- Yes. - Yeah,
and champagne and water. - I see.
- Okay. - See you soon.
- Okay, bye. - Okay.
You ready?
Should we try some crowns on?
[laughing] Should we?
- Yeah, let's try it. - Okay.
Okay, I knew you would go for the big one, baby.
Is this-- is this the mac daddy?
Yeah, you're giving me Miss-Miss Universe vibes.
Yes, I am the queen. [applause]
Miss Gizelle Bryant, ladies and gentlemen, yes.
[laughing] - Yes, okay.
- How are you from Mexico? - Amazing.
Um... some things happened.
- In Mexico? - Yes.
So, we actually, like, hung out, me, Candiace,
Mia, and Wendy. - Yes.
Oh, hello. ♪ Hello
- Okay. - You missed a lot.
That's what happens when you go to bed at 8 o'clock.
Thank God. Yes, that's why.
Um...
You and Candiace kissed?
- No. - Oh, okay.
Not me and Candiace.
Someone else kissed?
Someone else did some vagina bumping?
What's happening? - I didn't say that.
Mia was just admiring Wendy's physique.
Okay.
Okay, so, Mia liked Wendy's vagina?
Yes.
She saw Wendy's vagina?
No, she was saying how attractive Wendy is and stuff.
- Okay. - And, like, you know,
that she was, like, you know.
- Into her? - Yes.
Okay, and then was-- did Wendy reciprocate?
- Wendy was intrigued. - Oh!
Okay.
- Okay, are you coming out? - Oh, okay.
I'm coming. [gasps]
Oh, Robyn!
This is actually really pretty.
- Yes. - That's gorgeous.
- Okay, so-- - It has a long train.
- Oh, I love the train. - Isn't that pretty?
And the glimmer with the sun.
Oh, yes, this little glimmer is beautiful.
It's everything.
Do you wanna try on a veil?
- Sure. - Okay.
You wanna try super long? - Oh, my God, y'all are, like,
turning me into, like, a traditional.
All right, let me get one.
Yes, what-what-what do you think we're here for?
Oh! - So?
- Gorgeous. - I know.
I didn't think I would see myself in this.
It's pretty. - Right now, this is the winner.
- This is the winner. Okay. - I have to agree.
- Okay. - So, we have a good start.
- Yes. - Okay.
- Okay, see you soon. - Bye.
- Aww. - Okay, wait, wait.
Let's get back to the vaginas.
All right. I know. I know. I know.
So, we went from throwing a drink on Wendy
to liking her vagina. - Uh-huh.
Maybe that's why she threw the drink.
Maybe it's a little sexual frustration.
Yes.
'Cause they- they left together,
and I don't know what transpired.
Oh, I got to ask Mia. [laughing]
All right.
- Oh! - Oh!
So, this is not the traditional wedding gown.
- No. - But kind of like--
- This is a gown-gown. - Are we going to a gala?
Yeah, gala. That's a gala gown.
- But you can't-- you-- - This is a no.
I feel like I can totally picture this.
Okay, had you come out with this first,
I might be wit' you. - Okay.
But you-you messed us up with the first dress.
I knew I shoulda left y'all home.
[laughing] - 'Cause you want this?
Okay, can we give her a veil?
Sorry. Ugh, I have to go, guys.
I'm so sorry.
- Oh, man. What? - Ugh!
I know. Robyn, you look so beautiful.
I have to give Robyn all the tea without you.
- Bye. - I know.
Well, how much sauce you gonna put on it?
- I know. I need-- - Oh, so much.
[laughing]
I need to confer with Miss Mia
because if she is bumping vaginas with Wendy
or doing some licking action,
I need to know that before I start telling people.
I think she should try on one more.
Okay, fine. Vamanos.
But be clear.
I'm gonna tell people, okay?
- You like? - I do. I like this.
But this is nice, right?
With the veil, where is the veil?
You and this damn veil. [laughing]
This is really nice. Okay, guess what.
We're gonna take a picture of this.
Okay, yeah.
It is very pretty.
[laughing]
Yes, but sit down because we need to talk
about some things. - Okay, all right.
This is, like, literally bringing back memories
of, like, when I did this a long time ago.
Okay. By the way, I'm here.
Ashley-Ashley was here.
But your mom, why-why is she not here?
- I haven't even told her yet. - You still haven't told her?
No, I'll tell them soon.
Yeah. - Yeah, okay.
So, now that you have this dress on,
and you're getting married,
I was thinking we could, um,
do a very upscale dinner. - Mm-hmm.
And we add strippers.
Bachelorette party, gone wild.
[air horn sounding]
Can we have a bachelorette party?
- Yes. - Of course.
I have to get Robyn's permission.
- Okay. - We will--
Yes, whoo!
Party! Party!
Well, I talked to Mia about it. - Okay, okay.
Because Mia, you know, she has stripper friends.
Okay.
So, we were thinking, you know, we would go
to a nice, upscale steak and lobster strip club.
Okay.
As of right now, is there anyone
that you don't want to come?
Obviously, Karen is not invited.
- No, she's not. - Yeah, and, to be honest,
the way that Wendy was, like, chuckling, and laughing,
and giggling at that lunch or whatever--
Juan proceeds to take me in his arms,
squeezed me so tight my breasts went back to my vertebrae,
and says to me, "I want you be--"
[laughing]
What?
I don't believe Wendy's genuine
and wanting to be a friend. I just don't.
Okay, all right.
So, we'll have some of your girlfriends,
so you'll-you'll give me a little list.
- All right. - Scantily dressed--
I want everyone scantily dressed.
Okay, like we're going to the club
when we were in college. Yes.
Yes, 'cause we still look like we in our 20s.
- No, we don't. No. - No.
[laughing]
Coming up next...
I've been to strip clubs many times.
I'm not afraid of a little ass and titties
shaking in my face at all.
[cheering]
♪
Oh, my God. Today.
Babe!
Yeah.
Oh, I burned somebody's bagels.
This is why you don't cook.
I think we're ready to go out.
- We're going outside? - Yeah.
Oh.
I don't see any snakes.
No, he's not there. I told you.
I put him in the woods. - You did not.
- He left. - You're lying.
Well, I'm glad you're home.
I feel like I haven't seen you in forever.
I know, honey.
Zero time, and I gotta go to work later anyway.
- I know. - Oh, all right.
So, the music video and the party.
Yes.
So, we have liquor sponsor. We've got the venue.
We'll just reveal the video.
♪ I'm not
♪ used to dealing with a bitch ♪
♪ get over it
And then we're gonna reveal the new album cover
for "Deep Space Deluxe." - Oh, great, great.
It has been such an amazing, like, up and down journey.
It's important to remember to celebrate those things.
We're about to revel in some "Insecure" featuring Trina.
Trina coming?
A lot of the Black girl magic will be at Essence Fest.
Trina is one of those people.
So... - Oh, well.
I invited all the ladies, so it'll be fun.
So, how was Mexico?
What did you guys do? - Listen.
The old ladies was fightin'.
- Shut the [BLEEP] up! - Ain't nobody said
about your mother! - Shut-- you brought her up!
[indistinct yelling]
Go ahead! Show them who you are!
I was like whoa.
I don't give a [BLEEP] about you either!
- Broken down whore! - Okay, okay.
I told--
- Whoa! - Sounds real extra.
♪
Hello, Wendy.
- Ahh! - Hi. What's up?
Look at you. - You look good, mama.
Thank you, darling. So do you.
Hello. How are you doin'?
- Hi. - We're great.
- Good. - You are right on time, sir.
- Awesome. - Um, I want crab dip,
I believe. - Okay.
Can I get the fish tacos?
[laughing] - No problem. Awesome.
I'll ring in that for y'all. - Thank you.
No problem. Enjoy.
[sighs]
Last time I saw you at a-a table with glass...
Girl... [laughing]
Girl, so I survived that-- that table shaking session.
Okay.
Then Robyn comes to be fed.
So, what? [laughing]
Robyn, because you've been faking for seven years.
Y'all ask me every----ing time I'm in your face.
I wouldn't have told not one of y'all.
I've been waiting for a wedding for seven years.
You got engaged three years ago, and-and all of a sudden,
now it's gonna be off in the Caribbean with no witness.
- So, what? - Robyn, it's suspect.
Karen and Robyn got into it.
Basically, the rumor was that Juan was, like,
cheating on Robyn with some woman,
and they were walking together in Georgetown.
Of course. Why not throw another husband under the bus?
Right.
I know that you know about the rumors
about the blonde girl in George-Georgetown.
I know you know that because you're smart.
That's dumb.
It's as dumb as you grabbing on
that old Cookie Monster-ass bitch in front of me.
Like, why would you do that?
- Thank you. - Crab dip.
- Yes, perfect. - Thank you so much.
Just to give you background,
I have been sitting on the Juan hugging me inappropriately
for three years now.
Remember when you had your wig shift party
at the salon? - Yeah, yeah.
And Robyn was like--
Are you afraid of what you might say when you drink?
No, I'm not, but you should be concerned
about what Juan says when he's drunk.
- And when you said that-- - When-when I fired that,
I knew she knew I knew.
- Like, wait. - Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
So, then Robyn pulls out this picture,
and it's just the back of Karen,
but you can tell that it's Karen,
and she's sitting there with a guy
who looks like the guy that everybody calls blue eyes.
Uh, let-let us talk about the picture
that they won't show me. - Okay.
I don't care, and I don't-- I will not address it.
- Right. - That woman ain't me.
She didn't show me.
- Yeah. - Let me see.
No, you're good.
That look like somebody you know, right?
- Yeah. - Can y'all pass the rice?
Can somebody pass the-- I need the rice.
She was being shady to me, too.
Yeah.
- That was the-- - Did you guys do anything fun,
or did you guys talk about each other's husbands
the entire time?
Oh, the last night, we went out.
I, like, ended up back in my room in the shower,
and I don't know how I got there.
Wow, that's impressive.
Well, good. So, yeah, I'll be happy
once this album release thing is done.
School is now done.
You gotta be stress free in-in, you know,
the IVF stuff, right? Restarting that, right?
This is probably, like, an ideal time, right now.
- Yeah. - So that you can just get
one little batch of eggs or whatever freezed up,
and we'll go from there. - Yeah.
We have another opportunity to restart
the egg retrieval process,
and I'm going into it really optimistically
because we have a new plan with a new set of medications
that can hopefully, prayerfully yield a different result.
Anyway, cheers.
Mine is just grapefruit. - Where's your champagne?
[phone ringing] - Your phone, your phone,
your phone. - Oh.
- Hey. - Ashley, hi, baby.
- Oh, hey, Wendy. - Ashley!
What are you guys talking about?
What's the sitch? - Well, of course, Mexico.
We were talking about Robyn,
and I think she has misdirected anger,
and she needs to take that in the right direction.
There was a group chat Gizelle sent out
about a bachelorette party for Robyn,
but you guys are noticeably not on the chain.
So, if me and Robyn are supposed to be moving forward,
and I've said nothing bad to Robyn,
then what's the issue now?
Gizelle has made it clear
that she still doesn't really get along with you,
Wendy, so that's where I think it stems from.
But we have to call a spade a spade.
We've all been brides.
The people invited to our bachelorette
and bridal parties are people we want there,
not the people who are throwing the event.
So, I think this is another example
of her not being honest. Like, what is the issue?
Coming up next...
Ashley did give me a little Mia tea.
Oh, she did? What'd she tell you?
The last night in Mexico,
there was a whole lot of vagina watching
coming from Mia to Wendy.
♪
Sushi.
Okay, me and Miss Mia have some planning to do.
[knocking]
Hello.
Welcome home. - Hi, honey bun.
How are you? - Hi. You look so cute.
- Thank you. - How are you?
- Great, great. - Good.
- You smell good. - Do I? Okay, good.
- Yes. - I feel like I don't.
[laughing]
Come on in. - Thank you.
I feel like I smell like sushi.
Okay, these floors are beautiful.
- Thank you. - So, you put down this hardwood?
- I did. - It's gorgeous.
I did. Thank you. Thank you so much.
- We're having sush? - Yes.
You know, I keep forgetting that, like, this is, like,
your first time here. - Yes.
So, this is the golf course?
- Mm-hmm. - Okay.
I think this is the 12th hole, maybe.
- Yes. - So, yeah.
No, we love it out there.
Like, that's our favorite getup.
- Yeah, okay. - I'm so glad you're here.
- Me, too. - This is so much fun.
How are you? - I am good.
You know, the other day, Robyn did try on
some wedding dresses, and we helped her with that.
Yes, she was looking, oh, so beautiful.
I bet.
Okay, but Ashley did give me a little Mia tea.
Oh, she did? What'd she tell you?
She said, the last night in Mexico--
Oh. [laughing]
That there was some high flirtation
coming from Mia to Wendy.
And maybe, I think, it was reciprocated.
Okay, fine.
I was spreading rumors that y'all had sex.
Okay, I-I did. - What?
[laughing] No.
I'm just gonna be honest. I spread some rumors.
Gizelle, stop.
Okay, I just spread it to Robyn.
Okay, so, Ashley just gave me some tea.
Mia likes Wendy's vagina.
What?
I think there was some vagina bumping.
You think so?
And then they left together.
[laughing]
But Ashley did say there was a whole lot of
vagina watching or-- - She was showing it.
- She showed you her vagina? - She did, like, spread like--
- Spread eagle? - It was like...
- No. - Mm-hmm.
- Did you ask to see? - No.
- Or she just volunteered? - I looked, though.
[laughing]
- Then did you show her yours? - She got to see it.
And-and you-you said, "Okay, great."
Mm-hmm.
Oh, here you go, and she said, "Oh, yeah, it's cute."
Hmm.
I really thought that Mia was not going to admit this,
but she has confirmed.
I'm trying to figure out.
Was there a flashlight involved?
Actually, I don't need to know.
My version of the story is always gonna be better.
[laughing]
So, I thought to myself, right, like,
you haven't been jealous with me.
It's just been sexual energy.
Oh.
You've been wanting a cookie, girl.
- She wants the cookie. - Yes, yes.
I can't be out here in Mexico giving it to you.
No.
Because Eddie has not consented and neither has G.
- Right, right. - So, at that this point,
you know, you're just--
we're gonna have to look, don't touch.
No, honey, she touched. [laughing]
Just a little.
Like, she was just like, "Oh, okay,"
and she said, "It's pretty,"
and I said, "Okay, thank you."
[laughing]
And after that, y'all were good.
- As far as I know. - Don't--
I mean, I haven't seen her.
I haven't spoke to her. - Okay.
But now, I'm like, oh, gosh, she's not invited.
Okay, no. Okay, so, let's go over it.
Yeah. - Is she coming tomorrow?
- No, she's not. - Oh, God.
I mean, this is not my list. This is Robyn's list.
Right.
And so, Robyn was very clear.
Karen and Wendy are not invited.
So, I know why Karen is not invited.
Yes. Wendy was just doing team too much. She was--
Girl, I had a lot going on.
I wasn't paying attention to what she was doing.
Yeah, you-you had some Jacqueline issues.
Like, are you-- you guys are not good yet?
- Uh-uh, no. - Okay.
- She's already messaged me. - Yeah.
She wanted to come over yesterday.
She wanted to say sorry. - Okay.
What do you need?
No.
Talking about my needy friends.
So, y'all just need more time.
I'm trying so hard...
Yes. So, that's that on that.
Yeah.
Okay, so, let's talk about our bachelorette party.
I have to go get the things.
I wanna show you. See what I got.
- W-We have things? - Yeah, we do.
[laughing]
Okay, so, this-- are these straws?
Okay, penis straws, perfect.
Yeah, but I wanted Juan straws.
Doesn't that look like Juan?
Juan? [laughing]
No! This is supposed to Juan?
Yes, it does.
Yes, look at the little men. - Okay. Okay, right.
Okay, so, we'll-we'll say he's Juan.
That don't look like him?
Okay, I think we have the game plan.
- Girl, that looks a mess. - I know.
[laughing]
Um, whew.
I hear you like white penises.
I always knew. - Uh-uh but--
Out of all these colors, girl,
why you ain't take the purple one?
Coming up next...
Is anyone here? Hello?
Hello! We're waiting.
[screaming]
You gotta go change.
Out of all the sh-- on that website--
I know. I know.
♪
All right, Roe v. Wade, the importance of
this Supreme Court decision.
With the bachelorette party, I don't have a issue with Robyn,
but it's very clear she is going out of her way
to have a problem with me, and, at this point in my life,
I cannot do anything
if she's not willing to meet me halfway.
All right. Now, we're ready.
I have moved on in a positive way,
and anyone who wants to bring negativity to my life,
I have no space for them.
I'll always be fabulous Wendy,
the commentator who uses her hands.
Let's go. It concerns me.
It concerns me as a black woman.
It concerns me as a mother.
It concerns me as a mother of two black boys.
Because a-as Mark rightfully said,
this goes back to what was established in 1868.
Now, this is about what is the United States
going to look like?
Anything that is being reviewed, is now up for grabs,
and that should scare everyone, not just women.
Thank you so much for having me.
See you next time. All right.
♪
Suntan Barbie came to play.
Thank you. [knocking]
Well, hello. Got the legs out.
[laughing] - Okay, yes.
I don't think I'm ready for all of this.
Oh, this is action.
You skipped over lights and camera.
It's just----ing action. - Yes, it's just action.
- Okay. - And who is-- who is this?
Yes, this is Kellie. This is my cousin.
Very, very nice to meet you.
- Isn't she gorgeous? - Nice to meet you, as well.
You look gorgeous. - I have--
this is-- this is like-- - The money gun.
Here we go. Yes!
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Ha!
Okay, I see Carly. Hi.
Ooh, purple, lavender, lilac.
- Lilac. - Oh, my gosh.
What are you guys, the lavender queens?
- Hi. - Oh, there's the bus!
I see it! - Let's gather stuff.
Okay, we have to untie those balloons.
'Cause when the other girls get here, they're just--
they're not coming in.
They're coming to the bus. Yes.
They're gonna get on the bus.
Okay, yeah.
- It's a party. - Chile, listen.
Here are the penis straws.
Ain't a party without the liquor.
I know. Let's get it poppin'.
Is anyone here? Hello?
Hello. We're waiting.
[screaming]
Bye. No.
- No. - No.
You gotta go change.
Out of all the sh-- on that damn website--
I know. I know.
Hi.
Obviously, Mia and I are two former hos
because it takes a ho mentality to want to wear
this see-through purple snakeskin bodysuit, okay?
Hos see hos, okay?
Ashley is cute and all, but, honey, all right,
I filled it all the way out. She was like a garden snake,
and I was the anaconda, baby, okay?
There's no comparison.
- Ahh, this dress is tight. - Charrisse.
Look how cute you are.
Come on, legs, and hips, and body.
- Look at you. - Look at your little butt.
- Wait, what? - Hi.
Hi. Muah.
- Hi. - Hi.
- That's hilarious. - Okay, bartender.
- Oh, we have a bartender? - Oh, yes.
- Yes. Hi. - Hi.
- Hello. - Yes.
- I'm Robyn's friend, Tania. - Hi, Tania.
- Hi. - This is our college crew.
Nice to meet you.
♪
Robyn is here. [screaming]
Oh, my God. [laughing]
Gotta get you now 'cause you'll say no.
Oh, my God.
Honestly, I should have been giving her the party,
and I kind of had to take the backseat because Mia,
who has known her for five seconds,
jumps in and decides to throw it.
Of course, Gizelle is the bestie.
So, I was in my feelings, but I didn't show it.
Here's to our beautiful friend.
Wishing you many, many years of love, happiness,
maybe another baby.
Oh, sh--.
Um, you know, you never know.
Yes.
I always say, if you have an issue with Robyn,
something is wrong with you, okay?
- Chin-chin. - Chin-chin! Whoo!
♪
- Big day. - Here you go, baby.
Hello. How are you guys?
Hi.
- Good to see you, again. - Good to see you.
I ain't missing nothin' called Robyn's bachelorette party.
Have a seat here.
I'm making coins.
Oh, my goodness.
So, we were able,
as you know-- - Okay.
To bring the-the final samples.
Okay.
This one here...
is the one with the ribbon. - Oh!
I love it.
Oh, my God.
I can't wait.
I'm excited to birth my new baby,
my four-wick limited edition for the holidays.
What makes it special is, it is limited to the holidays.
I can have it at Christmas, uh, Valentine,
maybe Mother's Day, if I wanted to.
What consumers loved about the three-wick,
it is Bohemian fire.
This is four-wick Bohemian fire.
This is exactly what I'm looking for, okay?
And as you and I know, we placed a second order
for the three-wick. - Yes, we did.
What I'm prepared to do today,
is to place an order for 8,000
and make a deposit of $10,000 today
to get the ball moving. - Okay.
That sounds great. That's perfect.
[laughing]
Here we go. Whew.
And, Ray, what I wanna do, is present Milo with a check.
- Okay. - I want Robyn to catch this.
- Oh, okay. - I wanna share pictures.
- Oh, okay. - So...
I'd rather be here writing a check
and growing my business
than on a bus doing a wiggle dance on a pole.
Oh! Oh!
[screaming]
Oh, okay.
[laughing]
Oh, oh, okay. You just take a rest.
Take a rest.
I have a question. Do they wipe down
their own poles in between dances?
I'm sure you've touched worse, though, babe,
just to be fair.
I don't know if I've touched worse than that.
You've been drunk somewhere
and put your hands somewhere or whatever.
In Mexico, you-you don't remember--
you don't remember three nights.
Did I touch a cootchie?
Wait a minute. Time out.
The-the word on the curb
was that Wendy and Mia left together.
Yes.
They were just kissing, and Wendy touched her vagina.
We didn't. No. Well--
- Y'all were kissing? - Y'all kissed?
They were kissing.
And Mia was rubbing some titties.
- You-- no, I was. - You were kissing.
- Mia was doing a little. - No, I wasn't kissing.
You told me you were kissing.
But we did kiss.
Her, her, me, and Wendy kissed at the same time.
- Who kissed? - Who?
- We did? - We did in the ocean.
We had a quad-quadruple.
Oh, so, you shut it down.
I couldn't tell, yeah.
She just needs to be honest with herself.
Licking vagina is a commitment I cannot commit to.
Don't knock it 'til you try it.
Coming up next...
She is somebody that just gets----ed up
and will [BLEEP] any dick
that will come her----ing way.
[screaming]
She was----ing a worker in the bathroom.
♪
Let's go, bitches!
All right. Come on, guys.
How are we already drunk?
Do you know how many shots we've taken?
- Oh. - Mia did this to us.
[shouting]
We're about to get litty.
We're about to see some strippers.
Let's go.
Welcome to the Mpire Gentleman's Club.
- Thanks. - Right this way.
[cheering]
Thank you.
[cheering]
I wouldn't say Mpire is a classy one.
I do think it's one of the fun, classiest,
if that makes sense.
I wanted Robyn to have fun.
I go sometimes, and I just grab some food,
and I roll out.
What's wrong with that? It's a restaurant.
[cheering]
Whoa, okay, she's, like, really in the shower.
She is naked.
Oh, she's in the shower. - Yes.
This is our bottle menu here.
So, we do have steak and lobster on the menu.
Oh. [laughing]
- Yes. - Where is that?
- So, Mia was right. - Mia was right.
There is steak and lobster.
Of course, there is. Yes.
I have never judged you for being a stripper.
I wasn't a stripper.
I was an entertainer at a five-star restaurant
where we serve steak and lobster.
Do you wanna go to the bathroom?
It's right here. I'll be back.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'll be back, ladies.
So, we wanna-- we wanna order
a bottle of the, um-- - You know what? Rose.
And then, um, shots of tequila
for-for all the ladies for now.
Okay.
Okay, so, then we want-- we want surf and turf.
- Yes. - I'll have the wings.
Surf and turf.
Okay, so, we have-- we have real money.
We have real money for the people.
Oh, okay.
Why y'all taking my ones?
Gizelle gave us this.
I was like Ashley ain't coming back.
No. [laughing]
[cheering]
This is to Robyn freaking Dixon!
Yes! [cheering]
I'm excited about this one.
Oh, look at her shoes.
Okay, yes, Mia. Mia, give her flowers.
I like her. I like her.
I wanna see, like, a booty, like a donkey booty.
Oh, really?
Okay.
Oh! - Oh, my God, I need more ones!
I need more ones.
Dani came to work.
[cheering]
Somebody give this to her.
I'm supposed to, like, put it in her things?
Hi.
[laughing]
Make it rain. Yeah, make it rain.
Okay, this is the bride-to-be.
We need more money. Is there any more money?
Oh, Robyn is whispering sweet nothings in her ear.
Oh, my God.
Robyn is like, "Bring me money."
[laughing]
I've been to strip clubs many a times.
Juan and I have gone together.
I've gone with my girlfriends.
I'm not afraid of a little ass and titties
shaking in my face at all.
So, Ashley,
what's going on with you and Michael?
What? What's going on?
I wanna know what's going on.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, what's up?
Has he given you your, like, agreement?
So, what is this face?
We have been trying to create a good environment,
so there has been a lot of niceties.
Okay.
We've been very nice to each other.
Okay.
We've been-- we've just been--
If I had the opportunity
to leave Gollum
and take half of his money,
bitch, where is the train? I'm gettin' on it.
- Okay, yes, yes. - It's not--
it's not always really nasty and dark between us.
Yes.
We have a lot of light moments.
Right.
And we're in a light moment, right now.
- Okay. - Okay.
So, are you saying you're feeling a reconsideration?
Um, no.
- Okay. - I don't feel like
we're gonna reconcile. - Good.
But I don't think we're gonna--
oh, my God, I don't - ing know.
So, are you guys, like, still dating other people?
- She's getting a divorce. - But you're dating, right?
No, I haven't, not since that day I had.
I have not really been dating.
Oh.
So, because he told me that he's not, I felt guilty,
and I was like, okay, well, then I'll stop.
Oh, well, bitch, he was in my man's restaurant
with a bitch.
He came up to Vue the other night
with a woman.
She was not cute, according to Chris
'cause Chris, I mean, Chris was at work.
Okay, oh, my God. Okay, okay, okay.
Like, you don't tell me one thing,
and then I hear another thing.
- Right, all right. Like, be honest. - You know what I mean?
Like, just be - ing honest.
- Yeah, yeah. - Like, just say,
"Yes, I'm----ing somebody, or I'm out with somebody."
Like, just say that.
Be honest, yeah.
He's ready to move on, and I need to be, too.
What am I holding on to?
But I'm not mad. I can't be mad. I'm not--
Well, you can't be mad 'cause you're getting a divorce.
One here, one over there.
Put it down.
Who wants champagne?
Wings are such a commitment.
So, this is the crab balls here and the meatballs.
Oh, crab balls.
Oh, steak and lobster!
Steak and lobster!
- This is good. - The lobster is good.
- Oh, my God. - Yes.
I want lobster.
Bitch! [laughing]
- So, wait, Charrisse. - Huh?
Were you on our text thread where Charrisse was like,
"Have fun [indistinct] Robyn." - Karen. Karen. That was Karen.
- You were. - Karen.
How are you feeling about Karen these days?
I don't really think about her.
The thing that I don't like is that she lies.
What is your issue with me?
From day one, I never, never aired her sh--.
That's very true.
So, you're gonna assassinate my----ing character for what?
- For what? - When you know
what you're doing. - Right.
In fact, the last time I was at a club,
I was with that bitch, Karen Huger,
the grand----ing dame,
and the fricking girl disappeared.
I hate friends that disappear. I have friends like that.
No, Karen is MIA.
They be sucking dick in a corner.
So, we're like, where is Karen?
When that girl drinks and gets drunk--
It's on. It's on. It's on.
- She will [BLEEP] whatever. - Stop.
And in Potomac,
she is known for...
somebody that just gets drunk, - ed up,
and will [BLEEP] any dick
that will come her - ing way. [screaming]
That's her reputation. - Wait.
She was----ing a worker in the bathroom.
It's a fact. - What?!
So, we're like, where is Karen?
And in Potomac,
she is known for
somebody that just gets drunk,----ed up,
and will [BLEEP] any dick
that will come her - ing way. [screaming]
That's her reputation. - Wait.
She was----ing a worker in the bathroom.
It's a fact. - What?!
When she was----ing a boy in the bathroom?
That was-- that was a while ago.
Like, years and years or, like--?
Since we've been together as a group.
- Yeah. - Okay, wait. What?
Even when she was making up sh-- about me last year,
I still kept it.
You're a broken whore from Hampton University,
and everybody knows it,
and that's why we went to Sing-Sing.
Supposedly, I was some drunken whore from Hampton.
Karen you're a drunken whore from Nowhere University, okay?
Nowhere.
She makes up lies.
- Exactly. - We got facts and truth.
Exactly.
Charrisse told me this story a while ago,
so I-I definitely have heard this before.
I heard some things about Karen.
I've never heard anything to that extent.
At the end of the day, I am Team Black Love.
I don't have a comment.
I have said too much already. How about that?
This was not new to Candiace, Ashley, or me,
or drunk Robyn-- new to Mia.
Maybe.
I-I did think that she had affection
for Blue Eyes, her driver.
Yes.
Ray said he hired a private investigator
to research the situation. - He said it at the reunion.
Over the driver, he said, over-over Blue Eyes.
- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.
But then he realized Blue Eyes was harmless,
is what he said. - Yeah.
He's not a driver. He works in a hotel.
But Ray knows what it is, like, right?
- He knows. - He is her driver.
For a very long time, Ray-- Karen couldn't drive.
- Yeah. - Karen's license got taken.
So, Ray picks her up and drives her around.
So, are you guys saying that Karen is a prostitute?
- No. - No, we're not saying--
- Wait, what? - She's a prostitute.
No. [laughing]
All I heard was somebody--
somebody was working the door at the hotel.
- Where did you get that? - And Ray was her pimp.
Now, you're just making sh-- up, Mia.
Yeah, I got it from you. I got it from you.
[laughing]
So, I talked about it to Gordon,
and he said that most men
that are older than their younger wives
get to a point where they know
they can no longer please their wives,
and so, if they really love their wives,
they let them date.
Maybe Ray said the same thing to Karen
because, obviously, Ray can't climb the steps
as quick as Gordon can.
So, that time has already set.
If he can't climb steps, he can't climb Karen.
I'm just sayin'.
Right? Okay. [laughing]
I mean, y'all done killed my whole buzz.
Whoo!
Is Charrisse still eating lobster?
What is happening?
Swallow, bitch. [laughing]
Ready?
Gargle, girl, work. [cheering]
All right. I'm ready to dance now. I'm drunk.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
[hiccups] - Oh, my God, I have hiccups.
[cheering]
[hiccups] Oh, my God.
Okay, now I gotta get up.
[cheering]
Yes!
Booty, booty, booty, booty.
Come on, Robyn. I think you should come up.
Go, Robyn. Go, go, go, Robyn! Go, go!
[cheering]
I think success is when a bachelorette party-- okay.
- Oh, my God. - Get the bride-to-be drunk.
Check.
Eat steak and lobster at the strip club.
Check.
See strippers take off their clothes.
Check.
Find out Karen is a prostitute.
Check.
Allegedly.
Great night had by all. [laughing]
[cheering] - Robyn freaking Dixon!
[cheering] - Lord. [hiccups]
Next time, on the season finale
of "The Real Housewives of Potomac"...
Did you have fun playing in that big house?
Guess what.
That's Dean's house now.
We're gonna have a very private ceremony in Jamaica.
That's not even right. I should be there.
The whole perspective of life has changed for me
when someone calls and tells you,
you may be dying really soon.
Charrisse said that
you will sleep with any dick walking.
Um...
I don't hear that you defended me.
So, I didn't.
Oh, I thought this was a rerelease of the same album.
Are you just making this sh-- up
as you go along?
[laughing]
Is there an announcement, or do I just go?
- I didn't know either. - Well, there should be
some sort of announcement of my presence.
Yeah.
Oh, now you're not speaking.
I don't even know why you're breathing in my airspace.
I don't even know-- - Wait, what?
- Why you're here. - She was invited.
So, you know the owner of [BLEEP], right?
He-he is saying
that you were dating his best friend.
If you are gonna lie on me, you will be----ing sorry
because I will do something about it.
I'm not gonna just sit here and be like, oh, yeah,
say whatever the [BLEEP] you want.
Like, I tried-- I've tried your sh--!
- Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh. - Y'all----ed me up, man!
[BLEEP] everybody!