- Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Potomac"...
- There's so many layers to our relationship,
and they think we're in, like, some threesome together.
Like, I-- - Oh, us three?
- Us there, like, I am... [laughing]
- When we were in Miami,
Mia did talk about the fact that,
you know, she allowed Jacqueline to have sex
with one of her boyfriends, and Mia wanted to watch.
- We have been engaged for over two years now.
We think it's time to start planning a wedding.
- Um, before his season picks up, so July.
- Yeah, I mean, I know that's tight.
- You know, my birthday is in a few days.
- Well, you know, I got you, right?
- So, what are we thinking?
Like, we could do Mexico. That's close by.
Uh... - Mexico sounds good.
It's Ashley's birthday.
She wants to invite Charrisse.
I can be cordial with anybody,
if you don't (BLEEP) with me.
- I'm going to demand that I know
what the hell her issue is with Charrisse
'cause I'm sick of it.
- Viva la Mexico! - Oh, that's so beautiful!
- To girls' time.
[cheering]
- My intention is to be hopeful,
to be happy, to be optimistic, to be--
- This is typical Ashley, woo-woo,
and wear Birkenstocks.
Listen, we do not need smoke and the Gods.
We just need tequila.
- Typically, everyone in first class is dignified.
Um, first class was Mia and Jacqueline
screaming about how they mother their children.
Like, it was bad.
- Calm down. I had lost my mother.
- Right, and I was there for you.
- What you will not do, is (BLEEP) with my mother!
You understand me? - Okay.
- I will whoop your ass in this place!
- I have no idea why I'm watching
this geriatric fight.
Like, this has gotta be a big reason.
Like, whose man did Charrisse have sex with?
One of your boyfriends, Karen?
- Shut the (BLEEP) up!
- Didn't nobody say nothin' about your mother!
- You brought her up! [indistinct yelling]
- Shut the (BLEEP)! - I wish the (BLEEP) you would!
[lightning crashing]
- Shut the (BLEEP) up! - Didn't nobody say nothin' about your mother!
- Shut-- You brought her up! [dishes clattering]
[indistinct yelling]
- Go ahead, show them who you are.
- I wish the (BLEEP) you would!
- Go, show-- - No, no, no.
- Show who-- - Do it!
- Show them who you are! - Don't ----in' touch me!
- Keep my mother's name out your mouth!
- Nobody said your ----in' name!
- I don't give a (BLEEP) about you!
- Okay, okay. - Oh, (BLEEP) you!
I don't give a (BLEEP) about you, either!
- Okay, okay. - All right, okay, okay.
- I told-- - Your fake ass!
Fake, phony, fake ass bitch!
- What's fake, is you bringing my mother up, again.
- That's who the (BLEEP) you are!
- Bring my mother up, again. - Oh, girl, stop it. Stop it.
- Bring my mother up, again.
Bring her up. Disrespect her. - Okay. Karen, stop it.
- When-when did she bring up her mother?
When did you bring up her mother?
- You wanna walk? Let's go. - No, I'm gonna sit down.
I'm good. You've been asking for it.
Now, you got it. - Asking for what?
What did you get? - Charrisse, stop. Just stop.
I'm good. - What'd you get?
Your-your-your theatrics? - I'm good. I'm good.
- Ooh, "Don't bring my mother's name in your mouth."
- Don't you ever disrespect my family.
- Karen, what-what did I say
that was disrespectful to your mother?
- Charrisse, I questioned your genuineness
when you showed up at the funeral.
- I don't-- I'm so confused.
What is she talking about?
- I lost my mother five years ago.
Thank you, mama and daddy, for all that you've done.
- Gone too soon. Too soon. - Gone too soon.
Charrisse and I were not friends.
She was not invited,
and Charrisse made it very important
to lean her head into my limo with my family
to let me know that she was at my mother's funeral.
My Aunt Val told me,
as long as Charrisse never brought it up on television,
that she was coming from a good place.
- I thought about your mom and got so teary-eyed.
I said, "She would love to see how Rayvin looks."
- I know, and Rayvin looks like mom, doesn't she?
- Oh, yes.
- What about her being there was offensive to you?
[exhales] - It wasn't offensive.
I wanted to believe she was coming from a good place.
- Right.
- Until she brought it up at your--
at one-year anniversary. - At the anniversary.
- Welcome to the one-year anniversary
of Candiace and Chris.
[cheers and applause]
- Of all of our friends,
I was the only one that came to your mother's funeral.
- Right, you-you were. - And I was there,
you know, and--
- I appreciated that. - Yeah.
- Anyone that attends someone's mother's funeral
for a self-serving purpose, which is to say,
"I was there for you," (BLEEP) you.
- I didn't bring up your mother, Karen.
- Ooh, that's a lie. Okay, I'm good.
- What I said was, she wasn't being a good friend
because I was there for her, but she wasn't there for me,
is what I said. - Oh, okay.
- Now, how she wanna put that about her mother,
whatever, that's not what it was.
I think Karen is trying to convince other people
that I have ill intentions,
so she's using these stupid scenarios as excuses,
but they don't make sense.
I truly went there to be supportive
because nobody else was there.
- So-so, Karen, you've been, like,
pretty much lying this whole time,
saying that, "We're good, and it's--
and we've grown apart," and all that type of stuff.
- How are you? - I am good, Charrisse.
- Good to see you. - Look at you.
- Y'all are good? - I'm good.
- If I don't know what your issue is--
- We're good, okay?
- Really? - You good? We good? I'm good.
No, that was my reason for growing apart
five years ago.
You may not like the answer, but that was it.
- Who clout chases, going four hours away
to no man's land, no cameras?
That's a clout chase? Never.
That's actually a friend
that drove to support you, Karen.
Just say, "Thank you."
- Let me honest from you. - Rewind. Re-rewind.
- You have been banned from public events
because you have attacked people's families.
- Wait, no, you attack character.
- You have tried to destroy them.
- Who? Who the (BLEEP) have I-- families?
I ain't been-- what-what family?
- Oh, bang the table! Honey, oh, no,
in the community, you are known for that.
You drag girlfriends. It's the truth.
- Karen, you're lying. That's not even true!
- People are trying to reprieve your reputation--
- What people? You don't even know your ----ing neighbors.
Girl, stop. And you have some friends, too,
that you don't deal with anymore.
- That's not true.
- They don't have nice things to say about you.
But do I come to the table...
- Charrisse, it is what it is. It is--
- ....and talk about your friends
who say they had to get you out of rehab
and all that stuff?
No, I didn't. I'm not bringing all that.
- No, and nobody got me out of rehab.
Nobody been to rehab.
- I mean, if we're gonna tell these stories
about what people sayin'. - Charrisse...
nobody been to rehab. No.
- You wanna talk about what people are saying about you?
I know she has been to rehab because I know her friends.
Her friends also live in Potomac.
And a few years ago, Karen went to rehab in Florida,
and the girls went to Florida,
got her out of rehab, and they partied.
- Since you did this, let's do this.
I can't even go to ----ing Safeway now.
- Why are you going to Safeway?
[laughing]
- I'm breaking up families?
You were ----ing a man who was married,
and I'm breaking up families. - Oh, here we go.
- Okay, well, it's the truth.
- You are so dusty and dated.
Say what you need to say, Charrisse.
You can't touch me.
- I do hear a whole lot about the boyfriend.
- I-- no comment.
She was sneaking outta town, going to restaurants,
with someone that wasn't Ray.
- Sit your raggedy-ass down and shut the (BLEEP) up.
- All right. Pause, pause, pause.
Can-can we put a pause on this?
- Ooh, wow.
- Charrisse, it's not just one family, darling.
- Okay, oh.
- Okay, can we wrap this up?
- So, I'm going to guess that that shaman didn't work.
- We're gonna do some ayahuasca next.
- No, we are not.
- It worked on Ashley. - I mean--
- It worked in that sometimes...
healing-- healing is not always pretty.
Sometimes it has to get a little, like, gritty
in order to get to this.
- Oh, it was gritty tonight, honey.
- They haven't talked for years.
- That's true, Ashley.
The shaman worked because y'all communicated.
It was loud, and it was a bunch of four-letter words.
- Okay. - But y'all communicated.
So, I see a rainbow between the two of them.
- Oh, it's-it's there. - It's there.
- Yeah. It's, like, it's in the distance.
Get your binoculars, but, you know, it's just not--
it's just not-- you can't see it yet.
- Ooh, Lord, the lies-- the lies.
- Well, anything's possible.
- Okay, all right.
- Well, Jacqueline, I'm not trying to speak for you,
but she did express that she was very hurt.
- That's obvious. You were crying.
- But-- - I recommend that Mia try to fix.
- Yes. Yeah. - Yes.
- Like I said, I don't want to voice this
in front of you all because I told her before
we're better than this. I-I just met y'all.
- Right.
- Me and her can have that conversation.
- Agreed. Agreed. We all agree. - Okay, we respect that.
- That's cool. - We respect that.
- At this point, I'm very tired.
I just wanna have a good time.
I don't wanna deal with irresponsible adults.
I actually just want to be on an adult girls trip.
- All right. All right, all right, all right.
Ready? - Mm-hmm.
♪♪
- Come on, Ashley.
- Do you have an ocean view?
Our room is the exact same.
- Yeah.
[laughing]
- Now, relax!
- Talk to me.
- What went down was unacceptable.
- Okay. So, tell me what part.
- Saying that, "You don't have any friends."
I understand you were upset about, you know,
our little tat that we had
before we even got on the plane,
but to take it to this level
and to make an accusation.
- Jacqueline is a spoiled brat.
- She needs some dick, more dick.
- Keep your legs closed to married men, bitch.
- Oh!
- It's what she does.
- I felt like you were insinuating Gordon,
and I'm like, how far are we gonna take this,
and why are you saying things that are lies?
- What did I say that was a lie?
- Mia, are you kidding me, right now?
- No, specifically,
tell me, what did I say that was a lie?
- Opening my legs for married men.
- Jacqueline, just own it. It's good.
We're good, move on. - Own what?
- Okay, so, this is what we're doing.
- That's disgusting that you would say that.
- I'm trying to help you, but, again,
you don't wanna listen.
- Okay. - Own the sh--.
- So, Gordon wasn't married when you were with him
or when you dated him? - He was, and I owned it.
I slept with a married man.
I don't have a ----ing problem with that.
I was married, too, and so was he.
- I'm done with you, Mia. This relationship is over.
It's done.
- I don't have a problem with that.
- You sold your soul.
- I don't know what she was expecting.
She knows she got her own married PP situations,
okay, plural.
I'm being honest.
- Never. - Own it.
- Never-never did.
- Okay. - You're a bitch.
You are the most disgusting human being
on this planet.
- Coming up next...
- Now, it's-- [inhaling, exhaling]
Get that fire going almost like a furnace.
- Whatever this is, I don't understand it.
This is not sexually exciting.
This is not how I get my orgasm, okay?
- Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Potomac"...
♪♪
- Thank you.
♪♪
- Okay, where is Ashley?
Oh, there she is. - Oh, sh--.
Oh, I see-- oh, I see booty.
- I see big booty. - Oh, yes.
Hey, baby!
- Where that booty come from?
- Suns out, buns out! - Ashley with the booty-booty.
- Yes, is this where we're sitting?
- How y'all doin'? - Okay, so, what's--
what's-what's going on? - Girl, we're good.
- Feel good? - It's a little hot.
- Okay, 'cause that's, like, direct hot sun.
- Perfect, you need a little vitamin D.
- I-- that's-- this is not my version of vitamin D, baby.
[laughing] - Okay.
- Where the rest of these peoples?
- They're coming.
♪♪
- Not interested.
- I don't want a sandy cootchie.
- I love Ashley, and it's her birthday,
but can we just lay on the damn pool chair
and drink pina coladas?
- Why don't you just pick a-- pick a towel, any towel?
- Darling, darling.
- Don't darling, darling me.
You know, I've been waiting for you for
a damn hour and a half.
- Well, you know, the people-- - But you look good.
- Thank you, 'cause I am tired.
We, um, went to the bar,
and we-we partied, darling. - And had a good ol 'time, good.
- Mia and Jacqueline were going to come,
but then they went off together to talk.
- I'm hopeful for them. - Yeah.
- I just think they need to keep us out of their business.
- Do a-- do a little video first.
- Okay. - Okay.
Ahh! Ahh! Okay, wait. Okay.
[humming]
♪♪
- Hey, girls.
[laughing]
- Okay, you gotta send me that.
- Our fights are, for the most part,
like, so surface, but when you involve other people,
now it just changes the dynamic, and it's hard to forgive,
and it's hard to forget.
- Okay, so, what are we doing?
- Did y'all speak? - We're doing kundalini yoga.
- I said, "Hi." - Okay, okay, very good, okay.
- When I was younger, Mia was definitely
more down to earth.
Now, Mia has just turned into a whole different person
where it's more about how many businesses she has,
and I'm a boss,
and I feel like I can't trust her, at this point.
- I see Karen and them over there.
Karen and Candiace, what are y'all doin'?
Ignoring me?
- Mm-hmm.
- All right. Let's get it poppin'.
- We put our sunglasses on.
- Uh, girl, so, I was coming here
hoping I would get to relax.
- Yeah. - But I'm good.
I am so, so good, and we're gonna have a great time.
This is a vacation. - It's supposed to be.
- We're going to have a vacation.
- Yes, yes, yes.
But how do we get there from last night?
It's-- uh, how-how are your hands?
It was so much table banging.
- I don't recall banging the table.
- Say nothing about your mother!
- Shut-- you brought her up!
[indistinct yelling]
- Go ahead! Show them who you are!
- I wish--
- Uh, I remember seeing the table being banged.
- So, how are you and Charrisse going to be?
- I'll take my glasses off to do this
'cause I wanna be genuine with you.
- Mm-hmm. - Last night actually proved
that I was right not to trust.
- Mm-hmm. - And we are not friends,
but we do have friends within this group,
and I can be cordial. - Mm-hmm.
- When we do kundalini, we use our breath
to really activate our sexual energy.
I've been doing kundalini since I started yoga.
- What is happening?
You've been trying to get behind me for a long time.
- Some people are meant to have sexual awakenings
and increased arousal after.
Personally, I haven't experienced that nirvana yet.
I'm waiting for it.
Uh, so, we start with our hands at our center,
and we say [indistinct], okay?
[collective chanting]
- What is this?
This is not-- this is not sexually exciting.
This is not how I-- not how I get my orgasm, okay?
[collective chanting]
[laughing]
- A for effort, guys. A for effort, okay?
Now, it's...
[inhaling, exhaling]
- Inhale, exhale.
- We did the whole... [inhaling, exhaling]
It was a lot of movement, right?
And Daddy G told me I couldn't use my vibrator.
Look what I got as a welcome gift.
- So, I was like, you know, we're gonna--
we're gonna grind and move like we just--
That was great.
I think I'm kinda get-- like, feeling it now.
[laughing]
- And it's quick, rapid movement.
[inhaling, exhaling]
[groaning]
- I feel it in my ass. This is why your ass so big.
- Let's go.
- Thank you, my beautiful friends.
That was really nice. - Oh, that was amazing.
- I know, I had no idea it was gonna be that good.
- So, we just did a little abbreviated one
'cause I know it's warm. - Holy cow.
- And we're going to the cenote.
- Yeah. - Well, let me--
I'll clean up this.
- Okay, I'm gonna get in my bathing suit.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Hi, buenos dias.
- Are you all done? - Hi, ladies, good mornin'!
- Are you done yoga? - Yes,
we did the kundalini. - Yes, where y'all been?
- I think yoga is over.
- Oh, we missed it.
Oh, damn. - Which is wonderful.
- We're late. We're late. - Ha-ha!
- We're late.
♪♪
I'm so sorry. Did I miss it?
- You hoes in time.
- I'm just so tired of her fakeness.
She's so ----ing fake.
- Well, there's that, but, like, last night
didn't sit well with me at all.
- I'm so done with her.
I'll tell you, girl.
I hope I don't end up in the ----in' Mexican prison
up in this mother----er. [laughing]
- Coming up next...
The Mayans believed that these cenotes
had healing powers.
- Oh, no!
I think my nose is swelling.
- Wait, hold on. Are there parasites in here?
- My nose is on fire. That's not normal.
We need Benadryl.
♪♪
- [indistinct] today, yay, yay.
- You know, I don't swim,
but I'm gonna enjoy it. - Oh, okay.
But if they have, like, a shallow part.
- I'll be there. - You can do that, okay.
- Yeah, I'm ready.
I didn't get dressed like this for nothin'.
- I need to sit with one of y'all.
- Sit right here. - Okay.
- Come on. Scoot in.
- Ooh.
The body language between Jacqueline and Mia,
we could be in the North Pole.
It's cold as (BLEEP) in here.
- Can you turn that AC down some?
- Yes.
- It's a little high back here.
- Robyn, why you not wearing your veil?
- I told you why. - It blew away.
- I thought you were joking. - It's in the ocean.
- So, when you showed it to Juan,
did he give you a wedding date?
- We have a wedding date.
- Oh, when is it?
- None your business.
Nobody is invited to my wedding.
- How we gonna get you a gift?
- I don't want anything but-- - She's so annoying.
Just send her a gift. - I know.
- But l-love, and prayers, and blessings, and well wishes.
That's it. - Okay.
Shut up.
You done picked out a wedding date,
but you don't want us to know about it.
You're gonna keep it to yourself.
Okay, just saying.
- All right, guys. We're here.
- Perfect.
♪♪
- Oh, damn, ooh.
So, a cenote is a body of water
that is a really powerful place of spirituality.
The Mayans believed that these cenotes
had healing powers, and we all need some healing.
We all need a little bit of cleansing.
Oh, they got some 'squitos out here.
[gasps] - There's mosquitoes?
- Yes. - If you are ready, guys,
you need to go to the cenote place
over here, please. - All right. Andale, andale.
[laughing]
- This is beautiful.
- Oh, the water is so beautiful.
See how clear it is?
♪♪
- Ooh, this is-- is this mud?
Uh-uh.
- Can you tell me about the waters?
- So, the Mayan people say,
if you swim [indistinct] to the cenotes,
he give it to you four gifts-- health,
love, money-- - Uh-huh.
Okay?
- You gotta whisper it, huh?
- Ashley was trying to collect a check,
'kay?
She better jump. Jump in the cenote,
and I'm right behind you, bitch.
- Ahh!
Oh, my God, it's wonderful, though.
- Karen? - Yeah, I got you.
- Aww, look at that.
- Come on, Ashley.
Oh, you're gonna jump in? - It's so cold.
- One, two, three.
Whoo!
- Yes. - Whoo!
I've swam in quite a few cenotes,
and having those experiences have been transformational
in my life.
- It's mosquitoes! Ahh! - Yes, they're biting!
- So, I'm hoping that the girls can experience that,
being out in nature, and trying to, like,
be present, and, you know, be in the moment.
- Wait, hold on.
Are there parasites in here?
- No.
- And absorb the positivity and the vibes.
- What's up with these damn bugs?
- Okay, there's so many mosquitoes,
Rob-Robyn.
I'm always down for the water.
This is a mosquito pit.
- Ahh! - Oh, no.
It bit my nose. My nose is on fire.
That's not normal. We need Benadryl.
I'm so done. - My ass got bit.
- And it's not-- it's not a normal bite.
You can feel it, right?
They're very hungry.
- I think, unless you're in the water,
you're gonna get bit. - Okay.
No, thank you.
But it's beautiful. - Yeah.
I wanna walk to where the lunch is gonna be,
so at least I'll be out of this tree and mosquitos.
- That was so fun.
Okay, babe, you ready to go have some lunch?
- Yes. Where is la restaurante?
♪♪
- All right. Where is the food?
Thank you. Thank you. - Hello. Hola.
- Taco bar, ladies? - Yeah, taco bar. Yes.
- Uh, we have beef fajitas,
chicken, carnitas, rice, beans.
- Yes, baby. You girls are hungry.
We hungry.
- No chicken, just beef fajita.
I don't eat dirty bird.
- All right, chicken, rice.
- Okay, a little bit of that.
What is this? Jesus Christ. Just throw it on there.
- Beef, a little bit more beef.
- Gracias.
- I want some sun, the only D I'm getting, lately.
Thank you.
- I'm scared to wash my hands with the unfiltered water.
- Oh, their food is hitting. - It's hitting.
- It's slapping good. - Is it?
- Yeah.
- So, this is a very good, um, experience, wasn't it,
to have together?
- Good time. - I liked it.
- Do we feel like, with the shaman yesterday
and with the cenote today, that we are, like, cleansed
and in a good space?
- I would definitely say there is a number of pockets
that need healing. - Pockets.
- I just have a question. - Oh, okay.
- How are you and Ashley now?
♪♪
Coming up next...
- I was being a friend. You missed the memo.
- What memo?
You don't even know how to be a friend to somebody
for 30 years?
Clearly, you don't get the memo.
- This is great. Robyn, thank you.
- Yes. - Okay.
- So, how are you and Ashley now?
I just wanna bring it up because it happened at my show.
- I'll-I'll speak my peace.
- And you brought your friend to talk to Candiace.
- Oh, is this your friend that you said was grab--
Chris was grabbing on her? - Yes.
- I wasn't the only one he was giving googly eyes to
at the bar. - He was flirting with--
with all your friends. - He was.
- Girl...
- Do you regret bringing the friend to the show?
- Okay, let me clarify this.
- Okay, please. Mm-hmm.
- The reason that I brought Deborah
was because, if someone was saying that about Michael,
I would want to hear it from that person's mouth.
If you wanted to tell me that the cocktail waitress at MGM
wanted to tell me about what Michael was doing,
I'd be like, "Yes. Where is she at?"
- Ashley, let me-- can I say something?
I think that a lot of the way
that you think about relationships
is because the relationship that you are now out of
had toxic notes and had trust issues.
My hope for you, honestly, is that you receive a relationship
where you don't have to feel like, oh,
I need to know if a bitch is talking to my man.
Like, that-that's not what it should feel like
'cause I don't need to know that,
'cause I know my man. - Period.
- Okay. - And I want--
I think that-- that is what you should have.
- Okay, I will say that, yes, I-- there have been
toxic elements in my relationship.
- Real housewife of Potomac's Ashley Darby, well,
her husband is apparently groping a cameraman's butt.
- I was drunk, and a girl came up to me,
and we ended up going back to a hotel.
- I'm sorry. You did what?
Now, I understand that perhaps how I would
approach a situation, is not how you would
approach a situation.
So, I will say that I, um,
I-I'm sorry to you-- - Very good.
- If bringing Deborah felt harmful
because it was not meant to be harmful.
- I just feel like
we get to a good place,
and then you sabotage us
being able to move forward.
- Just remember the pendulum always swings
the other way, okay?
It-it don't feel good, huh?
- Aha, there it is.
Now, I'm at a place where it feels like it's not genuine.
- That's fair.
Um, I will say that I probably am harboring
some resentment to you because of how insensitive
you were at some really difficult times in my life.
- Here we go.
- Monique offered up the microphone to have anyone
who wanted to share their miscarriage story,
and then Ashley took the mic.
- It was very hard for me to come to terms with that,
and I felt like my body was, like, working against me.
- And it was like-- - Okay, okay. Did-did-- okay.
- No tears but all this-- I just don't buy it.
- You weren't compassionate about losing a baby,
and here you're trying to get pregnant.
I was hoping that, like, maybe you would even just say,
"Hey, I'm sorry for ever being insensitive
"during this really trying time in your life."
- That's fair.
- Can I say somethin' as someone
who has hung out with both of you?
When all three of us together, we have the best of times.
- Hmm.
- The issue is not that you hate each other.
- Mm-hmm. - The issue is that
you're hurt from past dealings.
- Mm-hmm.
- Could you guys possibly just leave it there?
- I have tried to leave it there.
- And move forward the best you can
without rehashing old stuff because no relationship
will be able to sustain that. - That's fair.
That's fair. Okay, well, that's fair.
So, we're just gonna let it live.
We're baby stepping. - Resuscitation slowly, yeah.
- Yeah.
- We're gonna let it live, right?
- Yes. - We're gonna let it live.
- Let it live. - That's good.
- Plant some seeds. Okay. - That's good.
- We gotta go? - Okay. All right, guys.
This has been really good. We've made progress.
- I guess so. Progress.
- Thank the Lord 'cause my ass hurts.
♪♪
- Don't you ever disrespect my family, again.
- Karen, what-what did I say that was disrespectful
to your mother? - Charrisse,
I questioned your genuineness
when you showed up at the funeral.
- I personally have always felt that Karen
didn't know how to be a genuine friend to anybody,
but I thought I could convert her.
However, I was wrong.
When my dad died, she sent me a text.
I think it was one line.
"Sorry for your loss."
That's it.
- Right, right, right. Yeah.
[snoring]
- Are the kids still awake, baby?
- Okay. Can I say hi to Jeremiah?
I love you. Make sure you go to bed.
- I miss you to the skies, the moon,
and the stars and back.
- Hi, mommy.
- Um, so, we're going to, like,
a traditional Mexican dinner tonight.
[mumbling]
Hi, Dylan.
Look at my boys.
I-I love you, Dylie.
- I love you, mama.
- Bye.
- Bye. Love you.
Bye.
♪♪
- Oh, this is cute.
- Where is the man to help, because ow-ow?
- Buenos noches. - Buenos noches.
- I am Chef Alejandra.
We have a very nice culinary experience
prepared for you. Let's go.
- (all) Let's go. - Thank you so much.
- This is wonderful. Thank you.
♪♪
- Ooh, it smells good out here.
- It smells nice.
- Ashley, this is, oh, my gosh, this is so nice.
- Isn't it so authentic?
- Okay, so, you have a good tequila in front of you.
- Sip slow. - Sip it.
- Sip slow, okay. - Yes.
- Thank you.
Robyn-a, we started talking
about your wedding a little bit.
- Yeah. Well--
- When is it?
- Um, I finally realized, like, okay,
I don't even know if I want, like--
I-I definitely don't want a wedding.
- Oh, dear.
- I don't even know if I need one.
I don't know.
♪♪
- I don't even know if I want a wedding.
- Oh, dear.
- I don't even know if I need one.
I don't know.
Like, a traditional wedding.
- Oh.
- Okay.
- I'm gonna keep it really simple.
You know what I mean? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Anyway, I had--
we had a suit maker come over to the house.
So, we're telling the boys, like, oh, yeah,
we're gonna have a very private ceremony.
It's just gonna be the four of us.
At that time, we didn't know, like, the location or the date,
but I finally realized, like, okay,
we're already going to Jamaica
for my brother-in-law's wedding.
So, we're going to get married
the day after my brother-in-law gets marred in Jamaica.
- Yeah, mon! Yeah! [cheering]
- That's smart. - Yes.
- That makes sense.
- It's still just the four of us.
We're not telling anyone.
We're not trying to steal their thunder--
- Their thunder, right. - On their day.
Um, and we're just gonna make it happen.
- Bullsh--.
Girl, it's been seven years.
You don't want your mama there.
You don't want your daddy there.
- Praise the Lord
and all of the marital saints and angels!
Listen, where-- I wish I had some rice.
I would throw--
Can I throw peanuts in here?
They will kill me.
- Girl, get the (BLEEP) outta here.
[laughing]
- Why not be efficient? I support that.
What I don't support is that no one else is gonna be there.
- Why, Robyn?
Why you don't want 'em there?
'Cause your ass ain't gettin' married.
- Well, can we have a bachelorette party?
- Yes. - Of course.
I have to get Robyn's permission.
- Okay. - She said yes.
- No, I didn't say yes. I mean, what kind?
What are we-- what are we talkin'? Like--
- When would it happen? We're already--
- It's just another reason to party.
- We're having a bachelorette party.
- Okay. - Yes. Whoo!
- Of course, party, party, party, party.
- You have mushroom quesadillas.
You have chorizo and potato quesadillas.
We have the tamales and the chicken tinga, okay?
- (all) Thank you. Salud. [overlapping conversation]
- Okay, salud. - Thank you.
- Thank you, chef. - Salud.
- Okay. So, as I, um,
went to bed last night,
especially when I woke up this morning,
I don't know if anybody felt this way,
but what happened last night between Karen and Charrisse
did not sit well with me.
[dishes rattling] [overlapping yelling]
- Go ahead! Show them who you are!
- I feel like, last night,
Charrisse's character was completely assassinated.
Um, I don't know Charrisse to be a family destroyer.
I know Charrisse to be honest and amazing.
- I think I wanna do this sister circle thing.
The first thing we're gonna do, is take say something
that you admire or like about somebody at this table.
- Clearly, if there is gonna be, like,
a queen of Potomac, that is Charrisse.
- Because it involves me--
- Yes? - Stop.
Just stop, okay?
Enough is enough.
This is dead-- - I can't give my thoughts?
What do you mean? - No, I'm just saying--
No, you can give your thoughts.
I receive your thoughts. I heard you.
I let you have your moment,
but there is nothing else to discuss on this issue,
and that's it. - No, no, no, no.
- For me. - If anybody else--
- For me. For me. - Has anything to say--
- I'm just saying for me-- - About what happened last night
because we were all there. - Gizelle, I'm saying for me.
I'm-- that's it. I'm good. - And we all witnessed it.
- We're good. - You can't--
you can't shut down a conversation, Karen.
- We're good. - Karen-Karen, can I say,
this is not typical-- - Can I enjoy my meal, please?
- But, Karen, in this group, we all are held to the fire for
the things that we say and do. - We are. We are.
We all are held. - But you're off limits.
Is that what you're saying? - No, we all are
held to the fire. No, I'm not saying that.
- No. - That's what you just said.
- I said I'm done. - That's-- well, we're not done.
- Well, you can continue-- - We're not done.
You can choose not to listen. - But I checked out,
so you'll be talking to yourself.
- Anyway, the behavior last night
is extremely contradictory of the person and the woman
that Karen tries to present herself to be.
And to try to flip a sincere gesture
of trying to support you in your time of grief is--
- Please do not discuss that. Please don't do that.
- No, no. - I asked you--
I asked you not to touch my mother.
Please don't do that. Please respect that.
- It-- I'm not talking about your mother.
- My grief is my mother.
- Karen knows how to deflect from the real issues,
real conversations,
and the shields that she puts up
include my husband, my kids, and now my mother.
So, she's very crafty.
- I've had grief.
I've had grief in my family.
I lost three brothers, okay,
before organizing this friend group.
I had already lost a mother, so I already knew
what that was-- - Right.
- To lose a mother.
I lost my dad and a sister during COVID.
So, I know grief.
But if anybody comes to me and try to be kind to me,
I'm not gonna look at that as a negative.
You know, I gotta be accused of all this other stuff,
and, you know, like, I'm being desperate
to be around this group.
I actually worked my ass off to get this group together
in the first place.
- You did a great job putting the girls together
but let's be very clear.
I wasn't on your list. So...
- I didn't even know you.
- There we go. Amen. Very good. - I didn't know you,
But you should thank God for me
because you sat at my table.
Someone thought you were my friend
and recommended you.
That's how you got here, okay?
- Honestly, I think that Karen did not like
that Charrisse was the one that was the one
with the connections-- - And, Rob-Robyn--
- That put the group together. - That-that is the not true.
- That is the philanthropist. - That is not true, and we all--
- That is the true socialite in Potomac.
I see you for who you are. - No.
- I call it like I see it. - Okay, you call it like you see it.
- And you don't want her around. - And you-- I can't do that.
- You know what? One day, people are going to see you
for who you are. - People see me, right now,
and they clearly-- - Yeah, a bullsh---er.
♪♪
- You know what? One day, people are going to see you
for who you are. - People see me, right now,
and they clearly-- - Yeah, a bullsh---er.
and dancing around the truth and the real topic.
- Uh, Robyn, you-- - And trying to fool people.
- I respect what you're saying. We're good.
- They're going to see you for who you are.
- Yes, they will. - They are.
One day, it's going to be up.
- Okay, Robyn.
- I'm just telling you what it really looks like.
Just say it. You just don't want her around,
so you're just trying to find a reason to be mean
to not have her around.
Charrisse is a human being,
and whatever problem Karen has had with her,
she's had plenty of opportunities
to address it.
She's not honest.
She can't address a situation directly,
and all we get is this deflection.
- You sound stupid. Shut up!
Uh, just sayin'.
But, you know, I-I am not gonna give you all
a response for this.
I just wanna see what I'm working with.
So, I'm a smart woman. I lean back.
I want to see, you know, what their loyalties were,
and I-I respect that.
I don't believe half the sh-- that they're saying.
They don't believe it, either.
They're just scared of Charrisse
'cause Charrisse do have some sh-- on 'em.
No, that it is what-- - Because--
- It looks like to you-- - Because--
- And I receive that, Robyn-- - With all that-that--
- But that's your opinion, and it's wrong, as usual.
- All that dramatic sh-- yesterday,
that was some-some bullsh-- - That's wrong as usual.
- Song and dance.
- I'm sorry to each and every one of you
that you-you were in the middle of that.
You've been asking and asking.
I just didn't want you to know.
- So, you apologize to the group
but can't apologize to Charrisse
for the nasty things that you said.
- What's going on?
- It repeated itself, and it was triggering to me.
- Last night?
- When Mia apologized to the group
and not to Wendy.
- She was removed from the group chat last night.
And Mia did apologize to the group.
- She apologized to everyone else.
- Except for me.
- 'Cause I'm not sorry to her, right now.
- You're not-- you're not sorry for assaulting someone?
- I didn't assault you. - You assaulted me.
Do you know the definition of assault?
- Do you? - Yes, I do.
It's to unlawfully put your hands on somebody.
I didn't give you the right to touch me.
- You got one more ----ing time!
- And what you gonna do? Look at you!
Look at the CEO!
- Do you know the definition of defamation of character?
- Who def-- who-- do you know the sequence of events?
[laughing] - Yes, I do. I asked you--
- Okay. So, how did I def-- how did I--
- Wendy, I asked you a question.
- And then we went back and forth and argued.
- I asked you, first of all, I asked you a question,
and then I shared with you information
that somebody else said about you.
- Okay. - I was being a friend.
You missed the memo.
- What memo? You don't even know
how to be a friend to somebody for 30 years?
Clearly, you don't get the memo.
So, don't talk to me about friendship
when you can't even be a friend to her.
- Uh, for-- - But let's talk about
the sequence of events
'cause you're talking about defamation of character.
I hear you're going around telling people
that I called your husband gay.
- You did. - I-I never once said that.
- You said he's sleeping with a man.
- Did I call him gay? Because I never said that.
So, that's your definition. - Well, Wendy, what is it?
- You said that you pick out women
for your man to sleep with.
How do you know
when I say y'all are sleeping with men and women
that you're not the one sleeping with the men?
You jumped to conclusions.
- At-- in a scent of foulness and negativity,
and-and in two-- - Are you serious?
- It's 2022. - You threw a drink on my face,
and you're lucky I didn't throw a drink
back in your face. - But it's 2022, and it's--
- You threw a drink on me. - What's wrong with being gay?
- Do you-- - What's wrong with a man
sleeping with-- what's-- - Nobody said he was gay.
What are you talking about? - Okay. What's wrong with
a man sleeping with another man?
- Nothin'! I just stated a fact.
- Well, then why did you say it?
- Sh--, I'm TMZ, right now. - Yeah. So, we have--
- What's up, y'all?
- You and your husband can go (BLEEP) other women and men!
- Were you there? Did you see my husband
sleep with another man? - It's the truth.
- It's the truth? I didn't--
why would she say it's the truth?
- It is not the truth. - I'm good.
- Peter and G have been friends for over a decade.
Trust me. You will see it.
- Well, he said he's not your friend
because you slept with his girlfriend.
- Pfft. First of all,
I slept with his girlfriend before he came along,
for the record. - Oh, so, that happened.
- So, you're saying he slept with your girlfriend.
- So, he's sleeping with my girlfriend, at that point.
[laughing]
In that order.
- Ooh, chile, you could take the ho out the strip club,
but you can't take the strip club out the ho.
I mean, let me not judge because it's hoes everywhere.
It's-it's hoes at the bank.
It's hoes in the Walmart.
It's hoes at this table with me.
- But let the record show that you think
that after having an argument,
you are warranted to throw a margarita or a mojito,
whatever your alcoholic beverage of choice was,
in someone's face. - Okay.
I'm sorry I threw the drink on you.
Now what? All right.
Let's talk about the right issue.
- What are you talking about?
Do you not understand what's going on?
The issue is the drink.
And let's be clear.
I didn't not throw somethin' at you
because I couldn't.
It's that I really have real sh-- to lose.
- Good for you. Congratulations.
- But you thought it was okay to throw a drink,
so you've shown your character.
- Yeah, I did. - Yes, okay,
a-a gutter-ass bitch.
- Oh. - Oh, God.
- Mia, do you regret that you threw the drink?
- I just said I shouldn't have thrown the drink at her. Okay.
- She said it to everybody
except for the person-- - Yeah, no--
- That you threw a drink on. - I'm woman enough
to own up to my faults
unlike someone I know. I'm real with mine.
- She's fine. You're real wit' yours?
- I'm not trying to pretend anything other--
- Pretend? Pretend? - Than what I wanna be.
- Girl, I own everything.
And I just want it to be known that, again,
do not ever do that-- - [indistinct]
- Because I gave you a pass one time.
Don't do that. Don't do that.
- Oh, now the threats.
- Don't-- girl, it's not a threat.
It's a promise.
- Hmm, oh, it's official. - Don't do that.
Don't do that.
- Well, clearly, you all are not ready to talk.
So, we can table it.
All right.
- Is this what success looks like?
- Yes!
- Is this what success feels like?
- Yes!
- We are successful.
- Chile, she's so impressed over my life.
I've never seen somebody so impressed.
Anytime, she always got-- - What happened--
- Somethin' to say. - I'm impressed?
Oh, my God. - She just-- she-she's here
just making comments all the time.
Like, if you are mad at my life, just say you're mad about it.
Every time, you're talking about my lifestyle.
"Oh, it must suck to be you."
[laughing]
- Next time, on "The Real Housewives of Potomac"...
- Who spends the most time watching porn?
- Me. - Karen?
- Well, I think it's beautiful.
- I like the bedazzle, razzle, dazzle.
- Ha!
- Ooh, maybe we could all get, like, friendship bracelets.
- Wait, don't we have to be friends for that?
- What is fake is this wedding
because I know that you know about the rumors
about the blonde girl in Georgetown.
I know you know that because you're smart.
- But people sending us actual pictures of you
with a blue-eyed man in Redskins gear
in Vegas at a bar!
That's him.
This is blue eyes, y'all!
[laughing] - What?
- This is blue eyes. - Ahh!