1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 MoviesWbb.COM 2 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:02,134 (BELL TOLLING) 3 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:13,229 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING OUT OF TUNE) 4 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:14,608 (GROANS SOFTLY) 5 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:17,232 BOY: Shut up! 6 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:34,507 Oh, hey, you're up. 7 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:39,047 I wasn't sure ifyou, you know, wanted to sleep in or not. 8 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:40,764 (COUGHING IN DISTANCE) 9 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:43,642 Am I in a dorm room? 10 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:47,304 Uh, yeah. 11 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:50,899 (MOUTHING) (CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING) 12 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,146 (SINGING ON CELL PHONE) Yeah, it's my birthday 13 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:54,899 And now you gotta pick up the phone 14 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:58,273 (SIGHS) 15 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:01,197 Where are my clothes? 16 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:03,116 On the dresser. 17 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:10,665 l folded your pants last night. 18 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:15,045 You know, lwasn't sure if that material gets wrinkled. 19 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,124 Great. 20 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,293 Uh... 21 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,839 Don't know if you remember my name or not. 22 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:23,844 Pretty wasted last night. Tylenol? 23 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,220 What? 24 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:28,850 My head is killing me. Do you have any Tylenol? 25 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,646 Yes. 26 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:32,144 Yes, Ido. 27 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,060 Sorry. 28 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:43,577 Thanks. 29 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:48,035 I'm Carter, by the way. 30 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:53,416 Not a word of this to anyone, got it? 31 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,378 Yeah. Sure. 32 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:02,303 Dude! Did you hit that fine vagine or what? 33 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:10,728 Nice one, dickhead. 34 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,732 (BOYS CHEERING) 35 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:28,579 Hey! (CHUCKLES) 36 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:30,950 Stop global warming? 37 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,464 GIRL AND BOY: Oh. (LAUGHING) 38 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:39,499 GIRL: Run! 39 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:42,711 FRAT PLEDGES: (SINGING) 63 bottles of beer on the wall 40 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,379 (CAR ALARM BLARING) 41 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,802 FRAT BROTHER: (ON MEGAPHONE) 26 hours, that's all you got? 42 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,303 FRAT PLEDGES: Bottles of beer on the wall 43 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,511 FRAT BROTHER: [can't hear you! 44 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,391 62 bottles of beer 45 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,438 You take one down Pass it around 46 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:56,312 FRAT BROTHER: Keep going! 47 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,151 Hey! 48 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,157 Hi. 49 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:10,618 You haven't returned any of my texts. 50 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:13,617 Yeah, sorry, I've been busy. 51 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,166 Yeah, I can see that. 52 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:20,215 Okay, Tim, we went on a date. 53 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:21,542 One. 54 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,968 I don't have to text you back. We‘re not, like, a thing. 55 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:26,345 Okay. ljust... 56 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,923 You know, I figured we had a nice time. 57 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:30,805 You had a nice time. l was miserable. 58 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:34,517 I mean, who takes their first date to Subway? 59 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,269 It's not like you have a footlong. 60 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:50,745 (VIETNAMESE MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES) 61 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:57,286 SORORITY GIRL: Hey, does this look infected to you? 62 00:04:58,256 --> 00:04:59,291 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 63 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:02,299 SORORITY GIRL 2: Someone drank my kombucha! 64 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,259 SORORITY GIRL 3: Is this gluten-free? 65 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,507 SORORITY GIRL 4: Yes. Of course. 66 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:07,804 (SIGHS) 67 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:09,798 Oh, my God! 68 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:13,727 You sneaky little beeyotch! Who was it? 69 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,020 Nobody. 70 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:16,687 Sisters don‘t keep secrets. 71 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,936 Seriously, it was nobody. 72 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:21,568 Well, I hope "nobody" used a condom. 73 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,192 We don't want somebody looking like a whore. 74 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:26,398 Thanks, Danielle. Super helpful. 75 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:27,733 What are sisters for? 76 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:30,319 Oh, and don't forget, house meeting at lunch. 77 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:31,402 Living for it. 78 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:32,866 Hmm. 79 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:38,459 She finally rolls in. 80 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:40,411 (GROANS) 81 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:44,424 Did I totally embarrass myself last night? 82 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,384 (CHUCKLES) Not at all! 83 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:47,756 Unless you consider 84 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,009 dancing on a table, starting two fights 85 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,512 and barfing pretzel chunks all over the bar embarrassing. 86 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:54,183 Please tell me you're kidding. 87 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,270 Oh, and you also rammed your tongue down Nick Sims' throat 88 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,813 right in front of Danielle. 89 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:00,148 (SNICKERS) 90 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,817 Oh, God! But she was so nice to me this morning. 91 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:04,986 Yeah, I think she was as drunk as you last night. 92 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,279 So consider it collective amnesia. 93 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,982 (SIGHS) Thank God for that! (LORI LAUGHS) 94 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:14,245 Oh, crap! I'm so late for class. 95 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:19,076 I can't find my damn book! 96 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,211 Ha! 97 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,089 (LORI CLEARS THROAT) 98 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,172 Did you really think you could keep it a secret from me? 99 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:29,378 How did you find out? 100 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:30,712 Driver's license. 101 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:32,513 Not the best picture, I might add. 102 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:33,932 I assume you changed my ringer, too? 103 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,099 Who, me? 104 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:36,346 Never. 105 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:38,011 (LAUGHS) 106 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,312 What'd you wish for? 107 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:44,521 A new roommate. 108 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:46,228 Wench. (CHUCKLES) 109 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:49,735 I made that from scratch! 110 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,283 Sorry, too many carbs. Toodles! 111 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,069 (SIGHS) 112 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:57,076 Locomotive response in the subject shows an acceleration 113 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,328 across the quantum plane. 114 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:03,378 This creates great orbital overlap 115 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:06,332 between the partially positive base of carbon 116 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,634 and the partially negative hydrogen alkali group. 117 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:10,926 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 118 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:12,386 Thanks. 119 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:15,056 (SLU RS) Get your school spirit on before the big game. 120 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:16,474 10% off with your student ID. 121 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:18,927 DANIELLE: We really need to step up our game at the Sigma parties, okay? 122 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,887 And we still need to pick this year's charity. 123 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:22,222 I can say right now, 124 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,854 there's no way we're doing the Special Needs Art Fair again. 125 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:27,687 Totally freaked my shit out. Thoughts? 126 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:34,488 What's wrong? 127 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:35,778 Oh, Idon't know. 128 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:37,032 What's wrong, Tree? 129 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:38,996 Nothing. 130 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,951 Except for that cat lady buffet you just dumped at our table. 131 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,910 And is that chocolate milk I see? 132 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,336 I missed breakfast. 133 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:48,043 What is breakfast, Becky? 134 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:51,334 (SCOFFS) 135 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,512 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 136 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,135 Oh! Asshole! I'm sorry. 137 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:57,341 I'm sorry, Tree. (SIGHS) 138 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:58,720 Wait, you two know each other? 139 00:07:58,812 --> 00:07:59,847 Yeah. No! 140 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:05,270 We had a class together last year. 141 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,567 Look, lwas bringing you this back. 142 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:15,658 Sorry, I didn't know where you lived. You know, I... 143 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:22,332 Yeah. I'm sorry again about the mess. 144 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:23,700 (SIGHS) 145 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,411 What a douchebag! 146 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:33,009 MAN: (ON PA) Dr. Lawrence to outpatient services. 147 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:35,178 Dr. Lawrence to outpatient services. 148 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:36,801 (CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING) Yeah, it's my birthday 149 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,301 And now you gotta pick up the phone 150 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:42,848 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 151 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,938 Lori! Hi. 152 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,187 Hi. 153 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:49,308 Um... 154 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,487 So, I thought you only work nights. 155 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:54,610 Doing a double for Jen. She has the flu. 156 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:55,907 That‘s nice of you. 157 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,902 So, I guess I don't need to ask what you're doing here? 158 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,946 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 159 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,456 Got to go! 160 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:05,908 Look, Tree. 161 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:07,911 It's none of my business, 162 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:09,917 but I think something like this 163 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:12,090 is bound to have some pretty serious consequences. 164 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,595 You're right. It is none of your business. 165 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,933 WOMAN: (ON PA) Dr. Surd and Dr. Margolan, 2476. 166 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:29,474 Dr. Surd and Dr. Margolan, 2476. 167 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:48,827 (GREGORY SIGHS) 168 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,253 We can't do this today. 169 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,172 There's too much going on in the building. 170 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,593 l have patients. 171 00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,845 And I'm losing mine. 172 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,005 (TREE MOANING) 173 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:04,767 (DOOR HANDLE RATTLES) (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 174 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,390 STEPHANIE: Gregory. 175 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,274 Hi. Hey, sweetie. 176 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,942 What's with the door? 177 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,439 Stupid thing gotjammed. 178 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,738 Oh. Just wrapping up here. Have you met my student, Theresa? 179 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:19,486 No, I haven't. 180 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,610 Hi, it's nice to meet you. 181 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,194 Thank you so much for helping me out. 182 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:25,864 This is a nice surprise. 183 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:33,004 JENELLE: (ON TV) Nathan's been acting really strange since our big fight. 184 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,171 And this morning, 185 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:36,671 he drove to Atlanta for a last-minute business meeting 186 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,467 about opening a new gym. (KNOCK ON DOOR) 187 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,136 Enter. 188 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:43,135 JENELLE: Which is weird because I've never heard anything about it before. 189 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:44,932 But I'm trying not to let that bring me down. 190 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,054 Is that my top? 191 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,477 How cute is it on me? 192 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,521 Whatever. Just don't get anything on it, please. 193 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,057 You mean like Nick's nutter butter? 194 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,893 Wow. Classy, Danielle. 195 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,444 What time are you going to the party tonight? 196 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,487 I don't know. Later. 197 00:10:58,575 --> 00:10:59,781 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) DANIELLE: Ugh. 198 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,733 Our tuition dollars at work. 199 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:06,530 Anyhoo, don't be too late, or all the cute Sigma boys will be taken. 200 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:07,704 Okay. Bye. 201 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:08,869 Bye! 202 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,245 GIRL: Who took my hair dryer? (SCOFFS) 203 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,746 Crazy bitch! 204 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:16,380 DAVID: (ON PHONE) Theresa, it's Dad. 205 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:19,550 I sat in that restaurant waiting for you for over an hour. 206 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:23,346 I can't believe you would do this to me, today of all days! 207 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,257 (CHEERING) 208 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,680 Bayfield, baby! Ooh! 209 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,594 Babies for life! 210 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,225 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 211 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,341 (HAPPY BIRTHDAYTUNE PLAYING ON MUSIC BOX) 212 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:10,468 (SCOFFS) 213 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:22,356 Okay, you guys are hilarious. You can come out now. 214 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,695 Losers. 215 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:45,670 (CLATTERS) 216 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,005 (SIGHS) 217 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,351 Yo, I think your friends went the other way. 218 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,022 Can I help you? 219 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,737 Look, weirdo, I'm not scared. 220 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:09,615 Why don't you go try this with one of the heifers at Delta Gamma? 221 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,492 They're into cosplay. 222 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,748 Okay, I'm calling the cops. 223 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:26,927 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) 224 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,564 (HAPPY BIRTHDAY PLAYING) (GASPS) 225 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,242 (SCREAMS) 226 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,244 (GROANS) 227 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:02,663 (PANTING) 228 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:09,716 (SCREAMING) 229 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,219 (BELL TOLLING) 230 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,051 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING OUT OF TUNE) 231 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,973 BOY: Shut up! 232 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,815 Oh, hey, you're up. 233 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,683 (SIGHS) 234 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,191 I wasn't sure ifyou, you know, wanted to sleep in or not. 235 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,987 (RINGTONE PLAYING) And now you gotta pick up the phone 236 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:33,865 Oh... 237 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,412 Right, yeah. 238 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,536 I folded your pants for you last night. 239 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:41,370 You know, lwasn't sure if that material gets wrinkled. 240 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:42,953 Uh... 241 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,208 I don't know if you remember my name or not, 242 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,715 you know, you were pretty wasted last night. 243 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:50,795 But, uh... 244 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,214 I'm... Carter. 245 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,008 You remember. 246 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,099 Tylenol? What? 247 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,724 My head is killing me. Do you have any Tylenol? 248 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:03,899 Oh, uh... 249 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,146 Yes. 250 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,603 Um... 251 00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:08,571 It‘s over there. 252 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,902 Right. 253 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:15,153 It's under your clothes on the thing. 254 00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:16,950 Right. Right. 255 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,584 (SIGHS) Thanks. 256 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,082 And... 257 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,836 (CHUCKLES) It's like you've been here before. 258 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:33,717 Are you okay? 259 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,431 Tree. 260 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,393 Are you okay? 261 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,894 Dude! Did you hit that fine vagine or what? 262 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,116 I'm... I'm sorry. 263 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,445 (SIGHS) 264 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:02,200 Nice one, dickhead. 265 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,036 (BOYS CHEERING) 266 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:14,879 GIRL: Hey! 267 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,054 Stop global warming? 268 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,883 Sorry, no thanks. 269 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,896 GIRL AND BOY: Oh. (LAUGHING) 270 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,141 GIRL: Run! 271 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,896 FRAT PLEDGES: (SINGING) 64 bottles of beer on the wall 272 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,193 64 bottles of beer 273 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,395 BOY: I'm soaked! 274 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,731 FRAT PLEDGES: You take one down Pass it around 275 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,690 63 bottles of beer on the wall 276 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,738 (CAR ALARM BLARING) 277 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,160 FRAT BROTHER: (ON MEGAPHONE) 26 hours, that's all you got? 278 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,161 Keep going! Faster! 279 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,913 FRAT PLEDGES: 62 bottles of beer on the wall 280 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,414 62 bottles of beer 281 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:50,670 FRAT BROTHER: Keep going! I can't hear you! 282 00:16:58,893 --> 00:16:59,928 Hey! 283 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,720 You haven't returned any of my texts. 284 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:05,892 Tim, what day is it? 285 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,933 Uh, Monday the 18th. 286 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,769 You‘re sure? 287 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,069 I'm pretty sure. 288 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:14,772 I, um... 289 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,527 I gotta go. 290 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:21,737 (SIGHS) 291 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:23,618 Call me! 292 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,665 (VIETNAMESE MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES) 293 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,222 Oh, my God! 294 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:47,271 You sneaky little beeyotch! Who was it? 295 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,977 Sisters don‘t keep secrets. 296 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,062 (CHUCKLES) 297 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,982 I'm totally having déja vu right now. 298 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,237 Oh! I have it all the time. 299 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,818 It's supposed to mean someone's thinking about you 300 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,244 while they‘re masturbating. 301 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,821 I have it at least five times a day. 302 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,791 Seriously, I've been having it all day. It's so weird. 303 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,164 Maybe you should switch to water next time, hon. 304 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,336 I... Yeah, thanks. I'll keep that in mind. 305 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,463 What are sisters for? 306 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:19,261 Oh, and don't forget, house meeting at lunch. 307 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,096 Hello? 308 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,219 It‘s been on the board since last Thursday, Tree. 309 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:26,553 Yeah. I remember it. 310 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,429 Um... (CHUCKLES) 311 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,691 She finally rolls in. 312 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,269 That's so weird. 313 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,820 LORI: You okay? 314 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,363 You were kind of a mess last night. 315 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,528 Oh, shit. I'm so late for class. 316 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,162 (CLEARS THROAT) 317 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,332 Did you really think you could keep it a secret from me? 318 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,466 Don‘t you wanna know how I found out? 319 00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:58,713 Driver's license? 320 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,128 Clever girl. 321 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:01,966 That picture, though. (CHUCKLES) 322 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,714 I gotta go. 323 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,717 But you didn't even blow out the... 324 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,604 Candle. 325 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,564 DANIELLE: We really need to step up our game at these frat parties, okay? 326 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,067 And we still need to pick this year's charity. 327 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,488 I can say right now, 328 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:22,157 there's no way we are doing the Special Needs Art Fair again. 329 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:25,361 BOY: Get your school Spirit on before the big game. 330 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:28,163 10% off with your student ID. 331 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,749 DANIELLE: What's wrong, Tree? 332 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,885 Um, I'mjust a little tired, Iguess. 333 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,758 No, dumbass. 334 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,259 What's wrong with that? 335 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,556 So not Kappa cuisine. 336 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,104 And is that chocolate milk I see? 337 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:53,856 I missed breakfast. 338 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,524 We all miss breakfast, Becky. 339 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,771 Becky, look out! 340 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,535 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, Tree. 341 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,202 Wait, you two know each other? 342 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,200 Yeah. I mean... No! 343 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,288 We had a class together last year. That's all. 344 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,870 I'm sorry about all this. 345 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,547 Hey. 346 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:23,968 What? 347 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,136 My bracelet. 348 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:26,714 Oh. 349 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,636 You know, I'm sorry again about the mess. 350 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,149 DANIELLE: What a douchebag! 351 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,655 We can't do this today. There's too much going on in the building. 352 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,199 I need to talk to you. 353 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:47,651 (SIGHS) 354 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:49,612 Tree, I... 355 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:53,074 I know what you're gonna say. 356 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:54,500 You do? 357 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,498 Look. 358 00:20:56,589 --> 00:21:01,583 It's normal for a young girl to have feelings for an older man, 359 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,042 but you can't fall in love. 360 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,885 I'm not falling in love with you. 361 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:07,804 You're not? 362 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,099 No. I've been having the weirdest day... 363 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:11,675 (MOANING) 364 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,596 Your wife. 365 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,645 Uh, that's kind of a buzzkill. 366 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:20,726 (DOOR HANDLE RATTLES) 367 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:23,275 STEPHANIE: Gregory. Are you in there? 368 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,151 Thank God you locked the door. 369 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,033 (CHUCKLES) Hey, sweetie. 370 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,536 Uh, I didn't realize I'd locked the door. Um... 371 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,585 Just wrapping up here. Have you met my student, Theresa? 372 00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,162 No... 373 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:40,541 I haven't. 374 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,040 Nice to meet you. 375 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:46,714 TREE AND TREE'S MOTHER: (SINGING) Happy birthday to us 376 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:50,055 TREE AND TREE'S MOTHER: (SINGING) Happy birthday to us 377 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:53,475 Happy birthday to us 378 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,928 DAVID: My favorite girls. Blow it out. 379 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:57,725 (LAUGHS) There you go. 380 00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:58,806 TREE: That! What’s that? 381 00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:00,232 TREE'S MOM: You guys, I think I just found a bug. 382 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,399 Where? Right in there. 383 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:02,567 DAVID: Take a look. 384 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,816 And Mom goes in for the kill. (LAUGHS) 385 00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:07,148 DAVID: Oh, no. Oh, no. 386 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,779 Hey, don't look at me. 387 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:10,734 Oh, I guess 388 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,070 I’m not having leftovers. (KNOCK ON DOOR) 389 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:16,373 JENELLE: (ON TV) ...fora last-minute business meeting about opening a new gym. 390 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:19,372 I know! I'm just borrowing it for tonight. 391 00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:21,412 What time you going to the party? 392 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,418 But I'm trying not to let that bring me down. 393 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,169 Hello? (SNAPS FINGERS) 394 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,501 Earth to space bitch. 395 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:27,755 What? 396 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,758 (MIMICKING DEAF PERSON) What time are you going to the party? 397 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:31,755 Uh... 398 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,842 I don't know. Later. 399 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:35,680 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) DANIELLE: Ugh. 400 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:37,432 Our tuition dollars at work. 401 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,346 (GASPING) 402 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:40,772 Okay, whoa! 403 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,442 Chill out. It's just another rolling blackout, sweetie. 404 00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,611 It happened before? Yeah. 405 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,029 Like two weeks ago. 406 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:50,901 Anyhoo, don't be too late, or all the cute Sigma boys will be taken. 407 00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:54,153 GIRL: Who took my hair dryer? 408 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,206 DAVID: (ON PHONE) Theresa, it's Dad. 409 00:22:57,293 --> 00:23:00,456 I sat in that restaurant waiting for you for over an... 410 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:01,661 (GROUP CHEERING) 411 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:03,913 BOY: Bayfield, baby! 412 00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:06,044 Babies for life! 413 00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,500 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 414 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,641 STUDENT: Yo, Mike. Come on. Hurry up, man. 415 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,348 MIKE: Hold up. I'm coming. 416 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,064 STUDENT: Here we come. 417 00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,657 (HAPPY BIRTHDAYTUNE PLAYING ON MUSIC BOX) 418 00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:42,993 (GASPS) 419 00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:54,509 No way. 420 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:51,728 (SHRIEKS) 421 00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:58,194 Surprise? 422 00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:00,153 What the hell, Tree? 423 00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:02,661 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. I thought that you... 424 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:05,083 lam so, so sorry. 425 00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:07,252 Don't mess with a Kappa bitch. 426 00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:08,704 (ALL CHEERING) 427 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:10,589 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 428 00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:16,465 (LIVE LY CHATTER) 429 00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:23,347 Yes. Are you serious? 430 00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:24,519 Yes. 431 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:26,517 That slut. Who? 432 00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:28,769 Lori. She said she'd be here. 433 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:30,397 She's so out of the house next year. 434 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:32,478 I think she said she had, like, a double shift. 435 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:35,856 Whatevs. She's been boning some mystery guy. (SNICKERS) 436 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,031 There's your stalker. 437 00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:41,362 He's so hot. 438 00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:43,197 Danielle! What? 439 00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,328 That‘s so gross. Oh, okay. 440 00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:47,793 Truce? 441 00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:49,537 Hi. 442 00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:51,917 Why were you wearing that stupid mask anyway? 443 00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:53,545 Big game's on Friday. 444 00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:55,296 Ijust thought I'd Show a little school spirit. 445 00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:57,010 Never thought I'd get clocked for it. 446 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,462 (LAUGHING) 447 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,591 I really am sorry. Did you ice it? 448 00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:04,017 It‘s fine. 449 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,186 You can make it up to me later. 450 00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:10,978 What? 451 00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:12,771 Don't "what" me. 452 00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:14,569 You know exactly what you are doing, Tree. 453 00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,738 What am I doing, Danielle? 454 00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:18,031 Danielle! 455 00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:29,289 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 456 00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:45,763 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 457 00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,559 Nick? 458 00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:58,484 (CHUCKLES) 459 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:08,323 Wow. 460 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:20,756 (EXHALES) 461 00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:27,217 Oh, shit. 462 00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:29,887 Oh, shit, Nick. You scared me. 463 00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:34,941 You want me to punch you in the face again? 464 00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:38,566 (CHUCKLES) 465 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:53,662 Welcome to the pleasure-dome. 466 00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:56,125 (LOUD UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 467 00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:04,713 (CHUCKLES) 468 00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:11,015 It‘s a little loud, don't you think? 469 00:28:15,444 --> 00:28:17,059 (CHUCKLES) (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 470 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:39,460 (MUFFLED SCREAMS) 471 00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:52,808 Okay! I'm officially over this. 472 00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:55,347 Have fun in the Sahara Tent. 473 00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:59,856 Come on. Nick, seriously! Danielle's, like, freaking out. 474 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:06,983 (SCREAMS) (G RUNTS) 475 00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:10,320 (SCREAMING) 476 00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:21,381 TREE: No! 477 00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:25,043 Help me! Help me! 478 00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:26,878 (VOCALIZING) 479 00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:28,885 You asshole! 480 00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:33,059 (TREE GRUNTING) 481 00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:37,352 (SCREAMING) 482 00:29:38,068 --> 00:29:39,683 (BELL TOLLING) (GASPING) 483 00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:43,062 Is everything okay? 484 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:45,105 (CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING) Yeah, it's my birthday 485 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,532 And now you gotta pick up the phone 486 00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:50,364 What... 487 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:52,286 I don't know if you remember my name or not. 488 00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:53,614 You were... Pretty wasted. 489 00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:54,789 Yeah. 490 00:29:58,213 --> 00:29:59,999 And your name is Carter? Yeah. 491 00:30:00,090 --> 00:30:01,705 And we've never met before? 492 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,960 I mean, no, not until last night. 493 00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:05,463 Oh, my God. This is a nightmare. 494 00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:08,010 I'm sorry. 495 00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:09,679 You were the one that wanted to come home with me. 496 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,214 (GASPING) 497 00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:13,349 Dude! Did you hit that fine vagine... 498 00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:14,426 (SHRIEKS) 499 00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:19,227 Nice one, dickhead. 500 00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:27,321 Stop global warming? 501 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:30,318 Oh! A simple "no thanks" would do. 502 00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:33,987 (GASPS) 503 00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:35,071 Oh. (LAUGHS) 504 00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:39,126 (CAR ALARM BLARING) (GASPS) 505 00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:42,166 FRAT BROTHER: (ON MEGAPHONE) 26 hours, that's all you got? 506 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:43,747 Keep going! 507 00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:45,549 FRAT PLEDGES: (SINGING) 62 bottles of beer 508 00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:47,000 You take one down 509 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:48,926 FRAT BROTHER: Ican't hear you! 510 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,760 (SHRIEKS) Hey! 511 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:55,137 You okay? You haven't returned any of my texts. 512 00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:09,944 LORI: She finally rolls in. 513 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:13,451 Hey, you okay? 514 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,036 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 515 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:17,113 Tree? 516 00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:25,045 Tree, what's wrong? 517 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:26,293 Say something. 518 00:31:28,678 --> 00:31:29,713 Lori... 519 00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:32,341 Ifeel like I'm losing my mind. 520 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:36,224 I don't know what's happening to me. 521 00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:37,391 Okay. 522 00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:40,888 Just calm down. Tell me what's going on. 523 00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:45,434 Look, I know this isn't gonna make any sense, 524 00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:48,737 but I have already lived through this day. 525 00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:49,984 Twice. 526 00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:53,691 Tree. 527 00:31:53,829 --> 00:31:54,864 No, no, no. Believe me. 528 00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:56,161 I know it sounds totally crazy, 529 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:59,911 but this is happening to me, I swear to God. 530 00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:01,491 Tree. I'm sure it feels like you're living through... 531 00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:03,042 Okay, you made me a cupcake. 532 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:05,921 For my birthday, right? 533 00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:07,292 You‘re about to give it to me 534 00:32:07,384 --> 00:32:09,545 and then later on tonight there's a surprise party. 535 00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:12,168 Ugh. 536 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,925 Who told you? Was it Becky? 537 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:16,131 No, no. Nobody told me. That's what I mean. 538 00:32:16,226 --> 00:32:18,091 Don't you see? I know what is going to happen 539 00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:19,801 before it happens. 540 00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:21,102 Lori... 541 00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:24,606 Lori, somebody is gonna kill me tonight. 542 00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:28,485 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 543 00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:30,104 Okay. 544 00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:32,780 Okay, Iget it. Who put you up to this? 545 00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:33,983 Was it Danielle? No, no, no. 546 00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:37,990 This isn't some stupid joke! This is actually happening to me. 547 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:39,946 I don't know who is going to kill me, but someone is. 548 00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,622 I just don't know who it is yet. 549 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,166 Tree, you're starting to freak me out. 550 00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:44,868 How do you think I feel? 551 00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:48,087 Tree, look at me. 552 00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:50,957 Nobody is trying to kill you. 553 00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:52,167 Yes, they are, Lori. 554 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:53,384 Tree, look at me! 555 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:56,088 I know that today is hard with your mom and all. 556 00:32:57,601 --> 00:32:59,307 Why don't you skip class? 557 00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:02,557 Just take the day off and get some rest. 558 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,434 I promise you, you'll feel better tomorrow. 559 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:07,565 Okay? 560 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:16,282 Let's see you get in here now, asshole. 561 00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:22,405 (GRUNTS) 562 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:35,506 (DOOR HANDLE RATTLING) (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 563 00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:37,087 DANIELLE: Tree, why is the door locked? 564 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:38,254 Um... 565 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:41,721 ljust need some alone time. 566 00:33:41,811 --> 00:33:43,722 What time are you going to the party tonight? 567 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,437 I don't know. 568 00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:49,266 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) DANIELLE: Ugh. 569 00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:51,852 Our tuition dollars at work. 570 00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:57,608 Anyhoo, don't be too late, or all the cute Sigma boys will be taken. 571 00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,863 Okay. See you soon. 572 00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:02,196 GIRL: Who took my hair dryer? 573 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,583 JENELLE: (ON TV) ...opening a new gym. 574 00:34:07,671 --> 00:34:11,630 Which is weird because I've never heard anything about it before. 575 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:14,128 But I'm trying not to let that bring me down. 576 00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,301 Because I’m on my way to pick up Jace. 577 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:19,128 (SCOFFS) 578 00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:21,385 BARBARA: I’m just happy you're gonna see Jace. 579 00:34:21,476 --> 00:34:22,465 JENELLE: I know. 580 00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:23,767 BARBARA: 'Cause it’s been, like, almost a month. 581 00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:26,219 He’s gonna be so excited to see you. 582 00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:28,521 Where'd Lori put the freaking remote? 583 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:32,559 (SIGHS) 584 00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:33,860 BARBARA: Hi, Jace! 585 00:34:33,989 --> 00:34:35,229 JENELLE: Hey, Jace. 586 00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:36,654 Hey. 587 00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:39,654 (JENELLE EXCLAIMING) 588 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:41,909 BARBARA: Hi. WOMAN: Hi. 589 00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:43,528 I’m Barbara. 590 00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:44,612 I am Crystal. 591 00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:46,073 BARBARA: Hi. CRYSTAL: Nice to meet you. 592 00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:49,079 JENELLE: Can you say bye to Mamey? 593 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:50,250 JACE: Bye. 594 00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:52,124 JENELLE: Stay buckled and have a good time. 595 00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:55,252 MALE BINGO ANNOUNCER: G-48. 596 00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:58,172 It’s that great. G-48. 597 00:34:58,263 --> 00:34:59,343 G-48! 598 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:00,420 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) 599 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:23,952 BARBARA: /don't know what's going on with you and that other guy, okay? 600 00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:26,280 REPORTER: ...is being treated for a gunshot wound 601 00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:30,208 following a deadly shoot—out this morning that left one officer dead. 602 00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:32,035 Tombs was the subject of... 603 00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:33,328 (GASPING) 604 00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:11,449 (RUSTLING) 605 00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:11,642 (WOMAN SCREAMS ON TV) WOMAN: ...boring hairstyles? 606 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,595 Do you go through a can of hair spray 607 00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:15,563 trying to get that full, volumized look? 608 00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:19,609 Then bump it up with Bumpits and get that salon-style look. 609 00:37:19,696 --> 00:37:22,403 Flat to fabulous, instantly. 610 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:24,822 Imagine being able to create today's... 611 00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:38,711 (SHRIEKS) No! 612 00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:41,414 (SCREAMING) 613 00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:51,174 (SCREAMING) (BELL TOLLING) 614 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,258 (SCREAMING) 615 00:37:53,313 --> 00:37:54,302 What's wrong? 616 00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:56,604 (HYPERVENTILATING) What's going on? 617 00:37:56,691 --> 00:37:58,352 (CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING) Yeah, it's my birthday 618 00:37:58,443 --> 00:37:59,808 And now you gotta pick up the phone 619 00:37:59,861 --> 00:38:01,852 Ow! Tree, are you okay? Are you sick? 620 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:03,686 Shut up! Shut up! 621 00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,488 Shut up! Shut up! 622 00:38:05,575 --> 00:38:07,782 Oh, my God. Make it stop. Make it stop. 623 00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:10,155 Are you okay? Get away from me. 624 00:38:10,246 --> 00:38:11,281 All right. 625 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:13,954 (PANTING) Come on, just... 626 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,041 (PANTING) 627 00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:29,929 (DISTORTED) Stop global warming? 628 00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:31,005 (GASPING) 629 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:36,178 GIRL AND BOY: Oh. (LAUGHING) 630 00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:38,012 (HYPERVENTILATING) (CAR ALARM BLARING) 631 00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:44,193 FRAT PLEDGES: (SINGING) Bottles ofbeer... 632 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,645 You take one down 633 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:47,396 61 bottles of beer on the wall 634 00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:48,527 Loudefl 635 00:38:48,618 --> 00:38:50,734 FRAT PLEDGES: 61 bottles of beer on the wall 636 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,660 You take one down Pass it around 637 00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:53,862 FRAT BROTHER: Ican't hear you! 638 00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:56,205 (GASPS) I'm sorry. 639 00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:58,328 You forgot your stuff. 640 00:38:58,419 --> 00:38:59,909 FRAT BROTHER: Keep going! 641 00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:02,753 Help me. (SOBBING) 642 00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:04,709 (SLURPING) 643 00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:08,676 Will you please stop staring at me 644 00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:10,503 like I took a dump on your mom's head? 645 00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:12,054 I'm sorry. 646 00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:15,850 I'm just trying to wrap my brain around this. 647 00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:19,099 How's that going for you? 648 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,602 Assuming that I believe any of this is even remotely possible, 649 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:23,854 there has to be a reason you're stuck in this day. 650 00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:26,812 Okay? Out of all the days of your life, what makes this day special? 651 00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:28,279 What gives this day meaning? (RINGTONE PLAYS) 652 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,355 Nothing. 653 00:39:29,450 --> 00:39:32,192 Yeah, it's my birthday And now you gotta pick up the phone 654 00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:33,367 It's your birthday? 655 00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:35,695 Yeah. Hello? 656 00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:39,749 So? Birthdays are just excuses to, like, eat cake and open presents and shit. 657 00:39:39,836 --> 00:39:40,871 There's no real meaning behind a birthday. 658 00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:42,202 No, it's symbolic. 659 00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:44,959 Okay? Whoever's killing you knows it's your birthday. 660 00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:48,966 All right, look. 661 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:52,883 Give me a list of names of everybody who knows it's your birthday 662 00:39:52,974 --> 00:39:55,716 and whoever is trying to kill you. 663 00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,721 Well, thanks to my sorority, 664 00:39:57,812 --> 00:40:00,770 pretty much the entire school knows it's my birthday. 665 00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:02,768 God, they're throwing me this stupid surprise party tonight. 666 00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:05,475 I mean, it literally could be anyone. 667 00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:07,727 I mean, who has motive? 668 00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:12,819 Okay, maybe it's Danielle. 669 00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:14,109 All right. 670 00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:15,568 Apparently, I made out with some guy she liked 671 00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:17,028 right in front of her last night. 672 00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:19,488 Huh. 673 00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:24,036 Must have been before we met. 674 00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:25,287 Busy night? 675 00:40:26,341 --> 00:40:28,457 Okay, Mr. "I'm gonna take this drunk girl home 676 00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:29,757 "and take advantage of her." 677 00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:30,924 Don'tjudge. 678 00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:33,799 For the record, I didn't take advantage of you last night, okay? 679 00:40:33,890 --> 00:40:35,130 I slept on Ryan's bed. 680 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,509 So, we didn't have... 681 00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:40,684 No! 682 00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:42,808 You were wasted last night. 683 00:40:42,899 --> 00:40:44,139 You know, lwas afraid you were gonna fall 684 00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:46,189 or choke on your own vomit like Janis Joplin. 685 00:40:55,912 --> 00:40:57,118 Uh, what were we... 686 00:40:57,205 --> 00:40:58,490 Suspects. Right. Suspects. 687 00:40:58,581 --> 00:41:00,537 Um, okay, so Danielle. 688 00:41:01,376 --> 00:41:02,582 (SIGHS) 689 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:05,953 Gregory. Um, his wife. 690 00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:07,332 Creepy Tim. 691 00:41:07,507 --> 00:41:11,295 Ooh! Um, that tiny girl from T.J. Maxx that I got fired. 692 00:41:11,386 --> 00:41:14,128 And maybe the Uber driver that I spit on last week. 693 00:41:14,222 --> 00:41:15,337 I think his name was... 694 00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:18,047 What? Nobody's perfect. 695 00:41:19,936 --> 00:41:21,392 Okay. This isn't helping. 696 00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:22,635 (SIGHS) 697 00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:25,638 This is pointless, isn't it? All right, look. 698 00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:30,523 The way I see it is you have unlimited amount of lives. 699 00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:33,229 So you have unlimited opportunities to solve your own murder. 700 00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:36,407 So I'm just supposed to keep dying 701 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:38,826 until I figure out who my killer is? 702 00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:40,869 That's your genius plan? 703 00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:42,288 Do you have a better idea? 704 00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:55,877 (UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) 705 00:42:17,994 --> 00:42:19,200 BOY: Tim! 706 00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:30,499 (MOUTHING) Oh! He's gay! 707 00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:36,459 (STABS) (GASPS) 708 00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:41,179 (BELL TOLLING) 709 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:48,975 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 710 00:42:51,861 --> 00:42:52,850 (SIGHS) 711 00:43:07,668 --> 00:43:08,657 (SIGHS) 712 00:43:11,798 --> 00:43:12,787 (SHRIEKS) 713 00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:16,874 (GRUNTING) 714 00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:23,256 It's so exhausting. (GRUNTS) 715 00:43:23,351 --> 00:43:24,557 Asshole! 716 00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:31,685 You bitch! (SCREAMS) 717 00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:35,146 I knew it was you! 718 00:43:36,364 --> 00:43:37,570 (CONTINUES SCREAMING) Come here! 719 00:43:38,533 --> 00:43:40,945 Get off of me! I'm gonna kill you. 720 00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:42,279 (HORN BLARING) 721 00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:44,697 (BELL TOLLS) (GRUNTS, YELLS) 722 00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:47,571 (MUFFLED SCREAM) 723 00:43:59,762 --> 00:44:01,093 (INAUDIBLE) 724 00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:28,571 (GRUNTS) (GROANS) 725 00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:29,697 (BODY THUDS) 726 00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:31,748 Oh, my God. Becky? 727 00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:36,708 Becky! 728 00:44:36,799 --> 00:44:38,255 Becky! 729 00:44:49,854 --> 00:44:51,139 (BELL TOLLING) 730 00:44:54,650 --> 00:44:56,356 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING OUT OF TUNE) 731 00:44:57,445 --> 00:44:59,106 BOY: Shut up! Ow! 732 00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:00,812 (CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING) Yeah, it's my birthday 733 00:45:00,948 --> 00:45:02,358 And now you gotta pick up... 734 00:45:02,450 --> 00:45:04,031 Oh, hey, you're up. 735 00:45:04,869 --> 00:45:06,700 I wasn't sure if you wanted to sleep in... 736 00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:09,153 Your plan totally sucks. 737 00:45:09,290 --> 00:45:10,279 What? 738 00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:15,284 (MOANS) 739 00:45:16,005 --> 00:45:16,994 (SIGHS) 740 00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:18,879 I don't know if you remember my name or not. 741 00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:21,628 You know, you were pretty wasted last night. 742 00:45:22,803 --> 00:45:24,134 Um. .. But I'm Carter. (GROANS) 743 00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:25,302 Are you okay? 744 00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:27,971 Never better. 745 00:45:31,437 --> 00:45:32,426 (STAMMERS) 746 00:45:32,521 --> 00:45:33,510 (GROANS) 747 00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:35,228 Are you sure you're okay? 748 00:45:35,316 --> 00:45:36,601 I'm fine. 749 00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:38,808 Dude! Did you hit that fine vagine or... 750 00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:40,313 What's up? Hey. 751 00:45:41,197 --> 00:45:43,734 Um, I'm sorry to bother you guys, uh... 752 00:45:43,824 --> 00:45:46,315 (ECHOING) How did it go? 753 00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:48,776 I had to sleep in my car, so he could finally get laid. 754 00:45:50,790 --> 00:45:51,779 (GRUNTING) 755 00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:54,081 Carter, please, a little help. Carter! 756 00:45:57,129 --> 00:45:58,460 (EKG BEEPING) 757 00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:30,822 (HYPERVENTILATING) 758 00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:33,195 Tree. 759 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:36,832 Hey, hey, hey, calm down. It'sjust me. 760 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:40,619 How you doing? 761 00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:44,081 What happened? 762 00:46:44,552 --> 00:46:46,793 You collapsed this morning. 763 00:46:46,887 --> 00:46:47,876 What day is it? 764 00:46:48,764 --> 00:46:49,879 It's Monday. 765 00:46:49,974 --> 00:46:50,963 What's the date? 766 00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:53,512 Uh, it's the 18th. 767 00:46:55,271 --> 00:46:57,227 Oh, we've been trying to get in contact with your parents, 768 00:46:57,315 --> 00:46:58,896 but for some reason there's... 769 00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:00,306 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 770 00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:05,148 Jeez! Can I help you? 771 00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:06,729 Uh, I'm just checking on her. 772 00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,564 It's okay. He's a friend. 773 00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:10,945 Sorry. Visiting hours are over. 774 00:47:11,412 --> 00:47:12,618 Got it. 775 00:47:14,123 --> 00:47:15,408 Thanks, Carter. 776 00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:18,741 Feel better. 777 00:47:21,756 --> 00:47:23,087 When can I get out of here? 778 00:47:24,050 --> 00:47:25,381 (CLEARS THROAT) 779 00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:32,505 I'm having a hard time pulling your medical records. 780 00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:35,303 VVhy? 781 00:47:36,604 --> 00:47:38,640 We just got these back from imaging. 782 00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:43,349 And these are signs of major trauma. 783 00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:47,312 Given the severity of the scar tissue and the size of the lesions... 784 00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:54,361 This is gonna sound crazy but, technically, 785 00:47:54,455 --> 00:47:56,286 you should be dead. 786 00:48:00,628 --> 00:48:02,710 Hey. Hey, hey! What are you doing? 787 00:48:02,797 --> 00:48:03,912 I need to get out of here. 788 00:48:04,006 --> 00:48:05,792 No way. No, you need to stay here for observation. 789 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:07,714 If I don't get out of here, I'm gonna die. 790 00:48:07,802 --> 00:48:11,010 Tree, Tree. (SHUSHES) Listen to me. 791 00:48:11,639 --> 00:48:14,346 You are absolutely safe here. 792 00:48:18,813 --> 00:48:19,893 Okay. 793 00:48:21,023 --> 00:48:23,309 I won't let anything happen to you. 794 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:32,523 I'm really thirsty. Could you get me a soda? 795 00:48:33,369 --> 00:48:34,484 Sure. 796 00:48:35,830 --> 00:48:37,115 Thank you. 797 00:48:44,046 --> 00:48:45,161 (DOOR CLOSES) 798 00:49:00,521 --> 00:49:02,728 Special delivery. 799 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:34,551 (PANTING) 800 00:49:36,223 --> 00:49:37,884 Keys, keys, keys. 801 00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:44,269 Oh, Greg. Where are the car keys? Come on! 802 00:49:58,204 --> 00:49:59,284 (GASPS) 803 00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:16,084 (GASPS) 804 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:46,616 (DOOR OPENS) (GASPS) 805 00:50:47,211 --> 00:50:50,328 Tree. Tree. It's okay. It's okay. It's just me. 806 00:50:50,422 --> 00:50:51,707 Gregory, look out! 807 00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:52,788 (GRUNTS) 808 00:50:53,801 --> 00:50:55,132 (GASPING) 809 00:51:03,519 --> 00:51:04,759 (SCREAMS) 810 00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:07,135 (GRUNTS) (YELPS) 811 00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:21,405 Come on. Come on, come on, come on. 812 00:51:22,663 --> 00:51:23,652 (CAR ALARM CHIRPS) 813 00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:28,791 (PANTING) 814 00:52:17,384 --> 00:52:18,373 (CAR ALARM CHIRPS) 815 00:52:24,725 --> 00:52:25,714 (PANTING) 816 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:32,429 (YELPING) 817 00:52:34,568 --> 00:52:35,557 (GASPING) 818 00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:40,566 (SHRIEKS) 819 00:52:41,825 --> 00:52:42,814 (CHOKING) 820 00:53:16,110 --> 00:53:17,350 Idid it. 821 00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:21,111 I did it! I did it! 822 00:53:21,281 --> 00:53:23,112 Whoo! 823 00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:25,157 Yeah! 824 00:53:25,953 --> 00:53:28,365 Catch me now, bitch! 825 00:53:28,455 --> 00:53:29,820 (LAUGHS) 826 00:53:29,957 --> 00:53:31,367 Whoo! 827 00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:32,868 (LAUGHS) 828 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,416 (POLICE SIREN BLARING) 829 00:53:35,170 --> 00:53:36,455 What? 830 00:53:37,131 --> 00:53:40,214 Oh, no, no, no! Come on! 831 00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:41,756 No! 832 00:53:41,844 --> 00:53:43,459 Oh, shit! 833 00:53:59,153 --> 00:54:00,939 Shit, shit, shit. 834 00:54:04,032 --> 00:54:05,818 I know I was speeding, officer. ljust... 835 00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:07,319 Turn off the engine, please. 836 00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:10,535 Yes, officer. 837 00:54:10,873 --> 00:54:12,534 License and registration. 838 00:54:13,876 --> 00:54:14,865 I, um... 839 00:54:18,297 --> 00:54:19,662 I don't have it. 840 00:54:21,633 --> 00:54:23,339 Pardon me? He's trying to kill me again. 841 00:54:24,178 --> 00:54:25,509 Yes! Again? 842 00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:26,927 I mean, no. 843 00:54:27,014 --> 00:54:28,845 He was trying before, but this time I got away. 844 00:54:28,932 --> 00:54:30,593 But I didn't have time to grab my clothes, 845 00:54:30,726 --> 00:54:32,341 and my driver's license is in my pocket. 846 00:54:35,814 --> 00:54:37,600 Ma'am, are you under the influence of alcohol 847 00:54:37,691 --> 00:54:39,056 or any other controlled substance? 848 00:54:39,151 --> 00:54:41,358 No! That is what I'm trying to... 849 00:54:44,948 --> 00:54:46,028 Wait. 850 00:54:47,034 --> 00:54:50,618 If I am, does that mean that you're going to arrest me 851 00:54:50,704 --> 00:54:52,660 and lock me in ajail cell? 852 00:54:52,748 --> 00:54:54,158 That's how it usually works. 853 00:54:54,249 --> 00:54:55,284 I'm drunk. 854 00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,035 You are? 855 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:00,710 Wasted. And I'm high. 856 00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:03,255 You know, pills, weed. You name it, man, I'm on it. 857 00:55:05,260 --> 00:55:07,922 Uh... Well... 858 00:55:08,430 --> 00:55:10,887 Then I'm gonna put you under arrest. 859 00:55:12,893 --> 00:55:14,554 That‘s a good idea. 860 00:55:15,896 --> 00:55:17,807 Let me help you. 861 00:55:17,898 --> 00:55:19,729 Uh, all right. 862 00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:26,061 Never been arrested before. Uh-huh. 863 00:55:31,245 --> 00:55:32,325 Thank you. 864 00:55:32,412 --> 00:55:33,447 DISPATCHER: (ON RADIO) All units, 865 00:55:33,539 --> 00:55:35,746 we got a 1-8-7 at University Hospital. Suspect is... 866 00:55:36,875 --> 00:55:38,035 (SCREAMS) 867 00:55:44,925 --> 00:55:46,335 (GASPING) 868 00:55:55,435 --> 00:55:56,470 Shit. 869 00:55:57,104 --> 00:55:59,186 Oh, God, get me out. (GRUNTS) 870 00:55:59,273 --> 00:56:00,854 Get me out, get me out! 871 00:56:01,441 --> 00:56:02,601 (GASPING) 872 00:56:14,830 --> 00:56:16,445 (SHOUTING) What do you want? 873 00:56:17,332 --> 00:56:19,744 Why are you doing this to me? 874 00:56:19,835 --> 00:56:21,871 Who are you? 875 00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:23,918 Show your face, you pussy! 876 00:56:32,306 --> 00:56:33,796 Where are you going? 877 00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:01,156 Oh, shit! 878 00:57:19,019 --> 00:57:20,134 Oh, fuck. 879 00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:29,855 (BELL TOLLING) 880 00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:33,855 (GROANS) 881 00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:35,316 Oh, hey, you're up. 882 00:57:35,410 --> 00:57:36,445 Silence! 883 00:57:37,579 --> 00:57:38,614 (CHUCKLES) 884 00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,536 (CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING) Yeah, it's my birthday 885 00:57:40,624 --> 00:57:42,865 And now you gotta pick up the phone 886 00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:48,044 What, you've been here before? 887 00:57:49,216 --> 00:57:51,958 Hey, you know, I don't think you should be taking that many. 888 00:57:52,052 --> 00:57:53,883 I mean, you could... You could die. 889 00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:55,381 If only it were that easy. 890 00:57:56,848 --> 00:57:58,759 (MU FFLED) Water, por favor. Come on. 891 00:58:01,186 --> 00:58:02,175 There you go. 892 00:58:06,066 --> 00:58:07,306 (EXHALES) 893 00:58:10,946 --> 00:58:12,186 Dude! Did you hit that... 894 00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:13,315 Hi. 895 00:58:13,407 --> 00:58:14,863 I'm the so-called fine vagine. 896 00:58:14,950 --> 00:58:16,690 And if that's the way that you refer to girls, 897 00:58:16,785 --> 00:58:19,993 you and your hand are going to have a very lasting relationship. 898 00:58:20,956 --> 00:58:22,071 Have a nice day. 899 00:58:25,794 --> 00:58:26,874 What? 900 00:58:26,962 --> 00:58:28,418 Are you... 901 00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:29,870 You‘re always this charming in the morning? 902 00:58:30,424 --> 00:58:32,255 Mmm. Just this one. 903 00:58:35,929 --> 00:58:38,545 So were you having a bad dream or something? 904 00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:39,675 Sorry? 905 00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:42,678 You were just screaming before you woke up. 906 00:58:42,769 --> 00:58:46,512 (SIGHS) Well, I was dying. 907 00:58:46,606 --> 00:58:47,766 Again. 908 00:58:48,442 --> 00:58:49,431 What? 909 00:58:50,235 --> 00:58:52,396 Um, it's along story. 910 00:58:54,072 --> 00:58:55,437 (STAMMERING) Well, I've got time. 911 00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:57,272 I'm not doing anything today if you wanna... 912 00:58:58,785 --> 00:59:01,993 Seriously, I hate this sticker. 913 00:59:08,170 --> 00:59:09,910 Hey, wait. 914 00:59:10,005 --> 00:59:11,586 Why are you following me? 915 00:59:11,673 --> 00:59:12,913 I wanna hear your story. 916 00:59:13,008 --> 00:59:14,088 Look, no offense, 917 00:59:14,176 --> 00:59:17,885 but the last time I explained it to you, it got me nowhere. So... 918 00:59:19,014 --> 00:59:20,094 The last time? 919 00:59:20,474 --> 00:59:21,509 Hey. 920 00:59:22,642 --> 00:59:24,303 So you're having bad dreams. 921 00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:27,261 I took an elective course on neurocognition and dream content. 922 00:59:27,355 --> 00:59:28,515 Hooray for you. 923 00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:29,979 I'm just saying... (STAMMERS) (EXHALES SHARPLY) 924 00:59:30,150 --> 00:59:31,139 (BOY SCOFFS) 925 00:59:31,234 --> 00:59:32,519 I might be able to help, you know? 926 00:59:32,652 --> 00:59:35,109 Can you help me stop reliving the same day over and over 927 00:59:35,197 --> 00:59:37,813 only to be murdered by someone I may or may not know? 928 00:59:38,742 --> 00:59:39,822 Yep, thought so. 929 00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:41,195 Stop global warming? Mmm. 930 00:59:45,248 --> 00:59:47,364 (CHUCKLES) Wait, you literally think you're reliving the same day? 931 00:59:47,459 --> 00:59:48,574 Yep. 932 00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:49,874 And somebody kills you. 933 00:59:49,961 --> 00:59:51,576 Yep, again. 934 00:59:53,882 --> 00:59:56,373 All right, come on. You're just messing with me, right? 935 00:59:57,427 --> 00:59:59,292 Sprinklers. (SNAPS FINGERS) 936 00:59:59,387 --> 01:00:00,376 GIRL AND BOY: Oh. (LAUGHING) 937 01:00:00,847 --> 01:00:01,836 Car alarm. 938 01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:03,263 (CAR ALARM BLARING) 939 01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:08,219 Now, see that pledge over there? The one in the baseball hat? 940 01:00:08,313 --> 01:00:12,181 He's going to fall right now. 941 01:00:12,275 --> 01:00:13,936 FRAT BROTHER: Keep going! 942 01:00:14,027 --> 01:00:15,517 Any questions? 943 01:00:19,407 --> 01:00:21,864 TREE: How are your fries? Mmm. CARTER: Yeah, they're good. 944 01:00:23,453 --> 01:00:24,442 (BURPS) 945 01:00:25,872 --> 01:00:27,908 That's impressive. Mmm. 946 01:00:27,999 --> 01:00:29,614 That was nothing. 947 01:00:30,919 --> 01:00:34,411 (FARTING) 948 01:00:36,007 --> 01:00:37,213 (GRUNTS) 949 01:00:38,885 --> 01:00:39,965 Did you get it all out? 950 01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:42,135 Whatever. You won't remember it anyway. 951 01:00:42,222 --> 01:00:43,803 (CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING) Yeah, it's my birthday 952 01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:46,381 And now you gotta pick up the phone 953 01:00:46,476 --> 01:00:48,216 It's your birthday? 954 01:00:50,230 --> 01:00:51,390 (RINGTONE STOPS) 955 01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:55,766 It's your dad. You wanna... You wanna get that? 956 01:01:01,449 --> 01:01:03,235 I was never close with my dad. 957 01:01:04,035 --> 01:01:06,242 Can‘t even remember the last time he called me on my birthday. 958 01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:08,494 Kinda always forgets. 959 01:01:08,582 --> 01:01:10,914 Yeah. I'm supposed to be with mine. 960 01:01:11,251 --> 01:01:12,411 I don't know. 961 01:01:12,502 --> 01:01:15,494 I couldn't bear the thought of sitting through another uncomfortable celebration 962 01:01:15,589 --> 01:01:18,922 while we both pretend that everything is awesome. 963 01:01:19,259 --> 01:01:20,465 Are you closer with your mom? 964 01:01:20,552 --> 01:01:21,587 Was. 965 01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:23,585 What happened? 966 01:01:25,974 --> 01:01:27,089 Oh, she... 967 01:01:27,184 --> 01:01:29,300 Yeah. Three years ago. 968 01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:32,097 I'm sorry. That... 969 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:34,475 That... That sucks. 970 01:01:34,566 --> 01:01:35,646 Yeah. 971 01:01:36,484 --> 01:01:39,021 We actually shared the same birthday, though. 972 01:01:39,112 --> 01:01:41,068 Seriously? That's crazy. 973 01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:45,608 Yeah, when I was a kid, 974 01:01:46,661 --> 01:01:49,152 I always got to skip school. 975 01:01:49,247 --> 01:01:51,033 We'd go to the beach. 976 01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:56,623 My dad would buy us this, like, huge birthday cake 977 01:01:57,297 --> 01:01:59,538 and putjust one candle on it. 978 01:01:59,799 --> 01:02:01,835 We'd blow it out together. 979 01:02:02,802 --> 01:02:04,542 I bet you miss her. 980 01:02:06,306 --> 01:02:07,512 Yeah. 981 01:02:08,642 --> 01:02:09,973 You know, it's funny. 982 01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:13,223 You relive the same day over and over again, 983 01:02:14,981 --> 01:02:17,848 you kind of start to see who you really are. 984 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:24,404 If my mom saw me now, knew who I've become... 985 01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:28,154 I don't think she'd be very proud. 986 01:02:28,536 --> 01:02:29,571 Don't say that. 987 01:02:29,663 --> 01:02:30,994 It‘s true. 988 01:02:32,958 --> 01:02:35,370 I'm not a good person, Carter. 989 01:02:36,836 --> 01:02:39,543 Maybe this is karma. Maybe I deserve it. 990 01:02:44,344 --> 01:02:46,756 Look, I don't know you all that well, 991 01:02:46,846 --> 01:02:48,882 but it's never too late to change. 992 01:02:48,974 --> 01:02:51,465 I mean, especially if what you're saying is true. 993 01:02:51,559 --> 01:02:55,677 Each new day, it's a chance to be somebody better. 994 01:02:56,147 --> 01:02:57,887 See, that's just it. 995 01:02:59,859 --> 01:03:02,726 I don't think I have that many chances left. 996 01:03:05,657 --> 01:03:08,740 I keep on getting weaker every time I come back. 997 01:03:10,412 --> 01:03:13,245 Maybe I'm like that cat with nine lives. 998 01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:16,539 Eventually, I'm gonna run out. 999 01:03:17,961 --> 01:03:20,418 REPORTER: (ON TV) Let's go live now to Bayfield University Hospital 1000 01:03:20,505 --> 01:03:23,588 where Jennifer Tran has the latest on this developing situation. 1001 01:03:23,675 --> 01:03:26,508 I’m standing outside the Bayfield University Hospital 1002 01:03:26,594 --> 01:03:28,710 where suspected murderer, John Tombs, 1003 01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:30,921 is being treated for a gunshot wound... 1004 01:03:31,433 --> 01:03:33,298 Can you turn that up, please? 1005 01:03:33,393 --> 01:03:34,974 ...that left one officer dead. 1006 01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:37,803 Tombs was the subject ofa nationwide manhunt 1007 01:03:37,897 --> 01:03:39,228 that ended after a five-month pursuit 1008 01:03:39,316 --> 01:03:42,023 across four state lines... What's going on? Tree? 1009 01:03:42,110 --> 01:03:44,943 . . . that left six female victims. 1010 01:03:45,030 --> 01:03:48,488 Authorities are still not sure if Tombs is responsible for the murders... 1011 01:03:48,575 --> 01:03:49,735 Oh, my God. 1012 01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:50,815 ...of more than a dozen other victims 1013 01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:53,743 he’s claimed to have buried across the vast desert of Arizona. 1014 01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:55,240 He's been here the whole time. 1015 01:03:55,332 --> 01:03:57,288 CARTER: What? Tree! 1016 01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:00,158 Hey... 1017 01:04:00,253 --> 01:04:01,288 Tree! 1018 01:04:04,257 --> 01:04:05,838 He‘s going to escape. Call the police. 1019 01:04:05,925 --> 01:04:07,040 Who? John Tombs. 1020 01:04:07,135 --> 01:04:08,500 Just call the police. What? 1021 01:04:08,595 --> 01:04:09,710 Wait! Don't go in there! 1022 01:04:09,804 --> 01:04:11,044 Shit. 1023 01:04:11,139 --> 01:04:12,470 Excuse me. What are you doing? 1024 01:05:06,569 --> 01:05:07,684 (GUN COCKING) 1025 01:05:08,822 --> 01:05:09,811 (SCREAMS) 1026 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:12,151 He has a gun! He has a gun, run! 1027 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,445 (PANTING) 1028 01:05:19,332 --> 01:05:20,447 Come on. 1029 01:05:32,804 --> 01:05:34,010 CARTER: Hey! 1030 01:05:34,889 --> 01:05:36,049 TREE: Carter! 1031 01:05:37,684 --> 01:05:39,015 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1032 01:05:39,227 --> 01:05:40,433 Stop! 1033 01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:42,885 Stop it right now. Hey! 1034 01:05:44,482 --> 01:05:45,642 (GRUNTS) (GUN CLICKS) 1035 01:05:46,526 --> 01:05:47,641 (LAUGHING) 1036 01:05:47,735 --> 01:05:49,100 (GUN CLICKING) No. 1037 01:05:49,487 --> 01:05:50,647 No. 1038 01:05:51,322 --> 01:05:52,937 (NECK SNAPS) Carter! 1039 01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:08,495 (HYPERVENTILATING) 1040 01:06:12,594 --> 01:06:13,709 (TREE SHRIEKS) 1041 01:06:14,554 --> 01:06:15,543 (GRUNTS) 1042 01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:31,859 There's nowhere to hide, little girl! 1043 01:06:33,406 --> 01:06:34,395 (DOOR CREAKING) 1044 01:06:35,158 --> 01:06:36,273 (TREE GRUNTS) 1045 01:06:42,081 --> 01:06:43,070 (GROANS) 1046 01:06:43,541 --> 01:06:44,701 Carter. 1047 01:06:44,792 --> 01:06:46,032 (NECK SNAPS) 1048 01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:50,496 If I don't reset this day, he's gone forever. 1049 01:07:10,443 --> 01:07:11,899 (GROANING) 1050 01:07:13,196 --> 01:07:16,279 TOMBS: You should've killed me when you had the chance. 1051 01:07:17,492 --> 01:07:18,857 (TOMBS LAUGHING) 1052 01:07:21,246 --> 01:07:24,238 Come on. Olly, olly, oxen free. 1053 01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:26,448 TREE: Hey! 1054 01:07:34,425 --> 01:07:36,666 See you soon, asshole. 1055 01:07:38,304 --> 01:07:39,293 (INHALES) 1056 01:07:40,473 --> 01:07:41,462 (NECK SNAPS) 1057 01:07:41,558 --> 01:07:42,547 (BELL TOLLING) 1058 01:07:47,105 --> 01:07:48,561 (CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING) Yeah, it's my birthday 1059 01:07:48,648 --> 01:07:49,808 And now you gotta pick up the phone 1060 01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:51,184 (GROANS) Oh. Hey, you're up. 1061 01:07:51,985 --> 01:07:52,974 (GASPS) 1062 01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:54,400 I wasn't sure if you wanted... 1063 01:07:54,487 --> 01:07:57,945 I can't believe you tried to save my life. Thank you so much. 1064 01:07:58,032 --> 01:07:59,112 Yeah. 1065 01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:01,816 Yeah, no biggie. ljust brought you home. 1066 01:08:04,330 --> 01:08:05,911 Uh, I don‘t know if you remember my name. 1067 01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:07,079 Carter. 1068 01:08:08,501 --> 01:08:09,581 Yeah. 1069 01:08:09,669 --> 01:08:11,205 You... I... Oh! 1070 01:08:13,298 --> 01:08:14,629 Do you mind if! borrow this? 1071 01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:16,539 Uh... 1072 01:08:16,843 --> 01:08:18,379 Yeah, yeah. Sure. 1073 01:08:18,469 --> 01:08:19,800 See you at lunch. 1074 01:08:21,806 --> 01:08:23,717 Dude! Did you hit that fine vagine or what? 1075 01:08:25,268 --> 01:08:27,054 TREE: You naughty, naughty boy! 1076 01:08:27,145 --> 01:08:28,430 Fine vagine out! 1077 01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:31,680 Whatjust happened? 1078 01:08:44,495 --> 01:08:45,655 Hey! Stop global warming? 1079 01:08:45,747 --> 01:08:46,862 Sure. 1080 01:08:48,082 --> 01:08:50,198 You save that planet, girl. 1081 01:08:53,713 --> 01:08:56,045 Yo! Sprinklers about to go on. 1082 01:08:59,052 --> 01:09:00,667 You're welcome. 1083 01:09:04,223 --> 01:09:07,135 (CAR ALARM BLARING) FRAT BROTHER: (ON MEGAPHONE) 26 hours, that's all you got? 1084 01:09:07,226 --> 01:09:08,306 I can't hear you! 1085 01:09:08,394 --> 01:09:10,385 FRAT PLEDGES: (SINGING) You take one down Pass it around 1086 01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:12,186 62 bottles of beer on the wall 1087 01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:25,400 Oh, Tim. I know you're back there. 1088 01:09:25,495 --> 01:09:26,575 Hi, Tim. 1089 01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:28,073 Hey. Hi. 1090 01:09:28,790 --> 01:09:30,451 Uh, you haven't returned any of my texts. 1091 01:09:30,541 --> 01:09:34,079 Look, Tim. Let's get real. I know you don't like girls. 1092 01:09:34,545 --> 01:09:36,911 Stop trying to be someone you're not. 1093 01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:40,294 Love is love, right? 1094 01:09:41,552 --> 01:09:44,840 Now you go out there and get yourself a fine piece of man ass. 1095 01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:02,437 Good morning. 1096 01:10:07,537 --> 01:10:08,743 Oh, my God! 1097 01:10:08,830 --> 01:10:10,161 You sneaky little beeyotch! 1098 01:10:10,248 --> 01:10:11,613 His name's Carter. 1099 01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:13,494 No, we did not have sex. 1100 01:10:13,584 --> 01:10:15,745 But if I finally make it through this day somehow... 1101 01:10:15,837 --> 01:10:17,327 I'm gonna have his babies. 1102 01:10:17,422 --> 01:10:18,832 Lots to do, got to go. 1103 01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:23,124 She finally rolls in. 1104 01:10:31,185 --> 01:10:33,016 What's wrong? Ugh. 1105 01:10:33,521 --> 01:10:35,102 Oh, nothing. (CHUCKLES) lwas... 1106 01:10:36,315 --> 01:10:37,976 Look, Lori... 1107 01:10:38,484 --> 01:10:41,100 l have been the worst roommate. 1108 01:10:43,030 --> 01:10:44,486 You've always been there for me, 1109 01:10:44,574 --> 01:10:47,156 but I've been way too selfish to even appreciate it. 1110 01:10:48,453 --> 01:10:49,818 Can we start over? 1111 01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:52,658 I promise not to be such a loser. 1112 01:10:55,042 --> 01:10:56,157 Are you high? 1113 01:10:57,295 --> 01:10:58,705 On life. 1114 01:10:58,796 --> 01:10:59,785 (CHUCKLES) 1115 01:11:01,591 --> 01:11:05,209 Oh! By the way, lwanna hear about this mystery guy. 1116 01:11:07,013 --> 01:11:09,971 When extreme agitation occurs locomotive response in the subject 1117 01:11:10,057 --> 01:11:11,843 shows an acceleration across... 1118 01:11:11,934 --> 01:11:13,174 Dr. Butler. 1119 01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:16,181 Can I have a word, please? 1120 01:11:23,946 --> 01:11:25,152 What the hell do... 1121 01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:27,688 What the hell do you think you're doing? 1122 01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:29,024 I'm ending this. 1123 01:11:31,412 --> 01:11:32,868 Wait. What? 1124 01:11:34,207 --> 01:11:36,198 I never should have started seeing you. 1125 01:11:36,834 --> 01:11:37,949 It was wrong. 1126 01:11:38,044 --> 01:11:39,284 And I... 1127 01:11:40,087 --> 01:11:41,076 (SIGHS) 1128 01:11:42,340 --> 01:11:44,080 Anyway, I can't change what I've done, 1129 01:11:44,175 --> 01:11:46,507 but I can start trying to be a better person today. 1130 01:11:48,846 --> 01:11:49,835 (SCOFFS) 1131 01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:52,217 What lame little self-help book did you get that from? 1132 01:11:52,433 --> 01:11:53,422 (SCOFFS) 1133 01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:58,052 You know what? You have a wife who loves you so much. 1134 01:11:59,023 --> 01:12:00,638 So if you can't be faithful to her, 1135 01:12:00,775 --> 01:12:02,390 at least have the balls to leave. 1136 01:12:05,404 --> 01:12:08,146 Don't expect me to let you coast by my class now. 1137 01:12:08,241 --> 01:12:10,106 Already dropped it. 1138 01:12:16,290 --> 01:12:21,250 ljust have to say how totally sad and disappointing it is 1139 01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:23,749 when certain people can't be bothered 1140 01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:25,330 to make it to a mandatory house meeting. 1141 01:12:26,050 --> 01:12:28,507 We were supposed to be picking this year's charity. 1142 01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:32,462 Becky, 1143 01:12:32,557 --> 01:12:34,013 is that chocolate milk I see? 1144 01:12:35,434 --> 01:12:37,095 I skipped breakfast. Ah! 1145 01:12:41,065 --> 01:12:42,305 TREE: Mmm. Mmm! 1146 01:12:42,483 --> 01:12:44,519 Oh, my God. That is so good. 1147 01:12:44,610 --> 01:12:45,816 What's up with the fat fest? 1148 01:12:45,903 --> 01:12:47,018 We‘re Kappas. 1149 01:12:47,113 --> 01:12:48,899 Come on, hon. Live a little. 1150 01:12:48,990 --> 01:12:50,275 Few calories won't kill ya. 1151 01:12:51,033 --> 01:12:52,068 No. 1152 01:12:52,827 --> 01:12:54,783 It'll just turn me into a chunker. 1153 01:12:55,454 --> 01:12:56,864 Like Becky here. 1154 01:13:00,835 --> 01:13:01,995 Okay. 1155 01:13:18,728 --> 01:13:20,138 (GASPS) (GIRLS EXCLAIMING) 1156 01:13:20,313 --> 01:13:21,302 (LAUGHING) 1157 01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:23,311 Oh, my God. 1158 01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:24,555 (GASPING) 1159 01:13:24,650 --> 01:13:26,515 (DANIELLE SCREAMS) GIRL: You'll be okay. 1160 01:13:27,069 --> 01:13:28,229 Hey, Tree. 1161 01:13:28,321 --> 01:13:29,436 Hey. 1162 01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:31,650 Just, uh, coming by to... 1163 01:13:39,624 --> 01:13:41,330 What was that for? 1164 01:13:41,876 --> 01:13:44,743 I have to run, but what are you doing latertonight? 1165 01:13:45,296 --> 01:13:46,331 Nothing. 1166 01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:48,003 Do you wanna take me out for my birthday? 1167 01:13:49,008 --> 01:13:50,214 What's the punch line? 1168 01:13:50,301 --> 01:13:51,632 Look, I know it's really random, 1169 01:13:51,719 --> 01:13:54,210 but I promise I'll explain everything tomorrow. 1170 01:13:54,305 --> 01:13:56,091 Assuming there is one. 1171 01:13:56,182 --> 01:13:57,388 Just say yes. 1172 01:13:58,351 --> 01:14:00,012 All right. Yeah. 1173 01:14:00,102 --> 01:14:01,182 Yeah. 1174 01:14:03,064 --> 01:14:04,099 Great. 1175 01:14:05,399 --> 01:14:06,559 (CHUCKLES) 1176 01:14:18,746 --> 01:14:19,735 (SIGHS) 1177 01:14:20,331 --> 01:14:21,662 Excuse me. 1178 01:14:23,626 --> 01:14:25,162 Can I pay for my coffee, please? 1179 01:14:25,252 --> 01:14:27,868 You're not gonna eat? No, just the check. Please. 1180 01:14:28,005 --> 01:14:29,211 I'll be right back. 1181 01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:41,636 Hi, Daddy. Sorry I'm late. 1182 01:14:44,605 --> 01:14:45,890 llike yourtie. 1183 01:14:48,567 --> 01:14:49,727 Thanks. 1184 01:14:50,111 --> 01:14:52,227 How's school? 1185 01:14:52,321 --> 01:14:53,902 Fine. 1186 01:14:53,990 --> 01:14:55,196 You like your classes? 1187 01:14:55,282 --> 01:14:57,443 (STAMMERS) They're fine, Dad. 1188 01:14:57,535 --> 01:14:59,400 I don't wanna do that anymore. 1189 01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:00,735 Do what? 1190 01:15:02,164 --> 01:15:03,495 Small talk. 1191 01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:07,792 It's just that this day... 1192 01:15:08,963 --> 01:15:11,170 This day is really hard for me. 1193 01:15:12,758 --> 01:15:13,918 And, um... 1194 01:15:17,888 --> 01:15:19,128 I miss Mom. 1195 01:15:20,057 --> 01:15:21,843 You know, I miss her so much. 1196 01:15:21,934 --> 01:15:24,346 I miss the way that she smells. 1197 01:15:26,313 --> 01:15:28,929 (LAUGHS) I miss that crazy horse laugh she had. 1198 01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:30,180 (CHUCKLES) 1199 01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:33,438 Yeah. Me, too. 1200 01:15:36,115 --> 01:15:40,654 I guess I thought that if I avoided all of it, 1201 01:15:42,496 --> 01:15:45,454 if I avoided you, that somehow it would be easier, 1202 01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:46,781 but it's not. 1203 01:15:49,712 --> 01:15:51,668 It's been so much worse. 1204 01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:58,134 All of this running and hiding has made me so miserable. 1205 01:15:59,013 --> 01:16:00,002 (SIGHS) 1206 01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:02,880 And I think I finally figured it out. 1207 01:16:03,976 --> 01:16:06,843 I mean, it took something totally crazy 1208 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:10,896 but I'm here. 1209 01:16:11,484 --> 01:16:13,395 And I love you. 1210 01:16:13,486 --> 01:16:17,479 And I'm so, so sorry that I hurt you. 1211 01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:30,495 Happy birthday, baby. (CHUCKLES) 1212 01:16:30,836 --> 01:16:31,825 (SNIFFLING) 1213 01:16:40,638 --> 01:16:41,627 (BEEPS) 1214 01:16:46,393 --> 01:16:47,633 (TICKING) 1215 01:16:58,781 --> 01:17:00,021 (SIGHS) 1216 01:17:06,288 --> 01:17:07,619 TREE: Stay calm. 1217 01:17:08,666 --> 01:17:11,203 I need you to stand up, slowly. 1218 01:17:15,172 --> 01:17:16,628 Slowly. 1219 01:17:17,508 --> 01:17:19,044 Okay, good. 1220 01:17:22,888 --> 01:17:25,595 Okay, this is a really bad idea. 1221 01:17:25,683 --> 01:17:27,719 So is dying for the 16th time. 1222 01:17:28,686 --> 01:17:29,801 Okay. 1223 01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:32,557 Now, turn around. 1224 01:17:35,067 --> 01:17:36,603 I need you to listen to me. 1225 01:17:36,694 --> 01:17:38,309 He's going to escape. 1226 01:17:38,404 --> 01:17:40,486 We can talk about this. Just put the gun down. 1227 01:17:40,573 --> 01:17:42,814 He‘s going to escape. Go get help. 1228 01:17:42,908 --> 01:17:43,943 Go! 1229 01:17:44,034 --> 01:17:45,114 Okay. 1230 01:18:29,622 --> 01:18:31,487 I know ou're not asleep. Y 1231 01:18:31,582 --> 01:18:33,118 Open your eyes. 1232 01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:36,417 (GUN CLICKING) 1233 01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:40,204 (GASPING) 1234 01:18:40,549 --> 01:18:42,005 Safety's on, little girl. 1235 01:18:45,763 --> 01:18:46,843 (GROANS) 1236 01:18:47,264 --> 01:18:48,470 (GRUNTS) (GASPING) 1237 01:18:48,807 --> 01:18:49,842 TOMBS: Ah-ah. 1238 01:18:49,934 --> 01:18:52,266 (LAUGHS) Look what we have here. 1239 01:18:52,603 --> 01:18:53,592 Hmm? 1240 01:18:54,563 --> 01:18:56,144 (WHIMPERS) 1241 01:18:57,775 --> 01:18:59,356 You know... 1242 01:18:59,443 --> 01:19:02,731 A real nice surprise, you coming to visit me like this. 1243 01:19:02,905 --> 01:19:03,894 (GRUNTS) (GROANS) 1244 01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:05,062 (SHOUTING) (SHRIEKING) 1245 01:19:10,996 --> 01:19:12,486 (PANTING) 1246 01:19:13,123 --> 01:19:14,112 (SIGHS) 1247 01:19:14,333 --> 01:19:15,493 Ilike you. 1248 01:19:17,002 --> 01:19:18,833 Damn shame. 1249 01:19:20,506 --> 01:19:22,337 But you're a feisty little shit, ain't you? 1250 01:19:22,883 --> 01:19:24,748 (LAUGHS) (GROANING) 1251 01:19:26,011 --> 01:19:27,842 That‘s right. Crawl, little girl, crawl. 1252 01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:31,672 Don't worry. 1253 01:19:31,767 --> 01:19:35,259 I'll just make this one real quick for you, okay? 1254 01:19:37,064 --> 01:19:38,349 (BEEPING) 1255 01:19:47,074 --> 01:19:48,234 (GUN SAFETY SWITCHES) 1256 01:19:48,701 --> 01:19:49,736 Hey! 1257 01:19:50,619 --> 01:19:51,734 Safety's off. 1258 01:19:51,829 --> 01:19:53,535 Thanks for the tip. 1259 01:19:53,872 --> 01:19:55,157 (GROANS) 1260 01:20:02,172 --> 01:20:04,037 (PANTING) (POLICE SIRENS BLARING) 1261 01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:05,248 (CHUCKLES) 1262 01:20:07,553 --> 01:20:09,259 GIRL: Who took my hair dryer? 1263 01:20:13,976 --> 01:20:17,139 So this has got to be, like, the strangest birthday you've ever had, huh? 1264 01:20:17,229 --> 01:20:18,844 You have no idea. 1265 01:20:20,899 --> 01:20:23,185 Did you ever figure out how Tombs got free? 1266 01:20:24,028 --> 01:20:25,859 No. No one knows. 1267 01:20:26,864 --> 01:20:28,024 It's kinda like Houdini. 1268 01:20:28,115 --> 01:20:30,231 Yeah. I guess. 1269 01:20:41,587 --> 01:20:43,248 What are you gonna wish for? 1270 01:20:46,925 --> 01:20:48,085 Tomorrow. 1271 01:20:48,177 --> 01:20:49,758 Tomorrow? 1272 01:20:51,013 --> 01:20:52,503 But isn't that kind of a given? 1273 01:20:52,598 --> 01:20:53,758 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1274 01:20:53,932 --> 01:20:55,593 Wanna aim for anything higher? 1275 01:20:57,102 --> 01:20:58,433 No. 1276 01:20:59,396 --> 01:21:01,682 Tomorrow is good enough for me. 1277 01:21:12,451 --> 01:21:13,987 (BELL TOLLING) 1278 01:21:16,038 --> 01:21:17,073 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING OUT OF TUNE) 1279 01:21:17,081 --> 01:21:17,945 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING OUT OF TUNE) 1280 01:21:18,123 --> 01:21:19,112 (MOANS) 1281 01:21:23,712 --> 01:21:25,543 BOY: Shut up! 1282 01:21:25,631 --> 01:21:27,212 (CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING) Yeah, it's my birthday 1283 01:21:27,299 --> 01:21:29,631 And now you gotta pick up the phone 1284 01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:30,958 Oh. Hey, you're up. 1285 01:21:32,096 --> 01:21:33,211 Carter? 1286 01:21:33,305 --> 01:21:36,297 Yeah. I'm surprised you remember my name. You were pretty wasted last night. 1287 01:21:36,392 --> 01:21:38,553 This can't be happening. This can't be happening. 1288 01:21:38,644 --> 01:21:40,726 What? I killed him! 1289 01:21:40,813 --> 01:21:42,303 I solved it! 1290 01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:44,229 Who? What are you talking about? 1291 01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:45,722 (SOBBING) 1292 01:21:45,818 --> 01:21:47,274 What's going on? 1293 01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:50,064 I mean, look, you were probably 1294 01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:51,235 just having a bad dream or something. 1295 01:21:51,323 --> 01:21:52,358 That happens to me all the time 1296 01:21:52,449 --> 01:21:53,814 when I'm drinking, you know, I... 1297 01:21:57,496 --> 01:21:59,327 Nice one. Dickhead. 1298 01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:02,998 LORI: She finally rolls in. 1299 01:22:06,296 --> 01:22:08,002 Going somewhere? Yes. (PANTING) 1300 01:22:09,007 --> 01:22:10,588 As far away as possible. 1301 01:22:10,676 --> 01:22:11,836 Tree, what's wrong? 1302 01:22:11,927 --> 01:22:13,007 Me. 1303 01:22:13,095 --> 01:22:14,255 I was wrong. 1304 01:22:14,346 --> 01:22:16,428 I thought that if I stopped running that I could beat it. 1305 01:22:16,515 --> 01:22:18,096 But it's never gonna stop. 1306 01:22:18,183 --> 01:22:19,423 Tree, you're freaking me out. 1307 01:22:19,518 --> 01:22:21,930 Oh well, that's me, a freak. 1308 01:22:30,696 --> 01:22:31,856 Tree. 1309 01:22:33,031 --> 01:22:34,362 Tree, look. 1310 01:22:36,326 --> 01:22:37,532 Happy birthday. 1311 01:22:38,704 --> 01:22:40,990 Thanks, but I already ate it last night. 1312 01:22:48,130 --> 01:22:49,711 Oh, my God. 1313 01:22:51,216 --> 01:22:53,457 I died in my sleep. 1314 01:22:54,678 --> 01:22:55,758 LORI: What? 1315 01:22:59,641 --> 01:23:01,472 You killed me. 1316 01:23:03,353 --> 01:23:04,388 What? 1317 01:23:06,482 --> 01:23:08,393 You poisoned it. 1318 01:23:10,569 --> 01:23:13,231 But I never ate it before. 1319 01:23:14,573 --> 01:23:15,904 (INAUDIBLE) 1320 01:23:18,660 --> 01:23:21,072 So you had to find another way. 1321 01:23:22,039 --> 01:23:24,246 Then Tombs fell right into your lap. 1322 01:23:26,752 --> 01:23:29,118 The perfect scapegoat. 1323 01:23:32,216 --> 01:23:33,922 You had access to him. 1324 01:23:35,719 --> 01:23:37,255 Did you drug him first? 1325 01:23:44,603 --> 01:23:47,936 You knew that if he escaped everyone would assume that he killed me. 1326 01:23:48,065 --> 01:23:49,054 (SCREAMING) 1327 01:23:50,943 --> 01:23:53,275 But it was always you. 1328 01:23:53,946 --> 01:23:55,061 (CHUCKLES) 1329 01:23:56,949 --> 01:23:59,691 (STAMMERS) Tree, is this ajoke? 1330 01:23:59,785 --> 01:24:02,322 You think I would actually try to poison you with a freaking cupcake? 1331 01:24:02,663 --> 01:24:03,652 Er... (SCOFFS) 1332 01:24:05,082 --> 01:24:06,367 Okay, then. 1333 01:24:07,584 --> 01:24:08,824 Prove it. 1334 01:24:13,715 --> 01:24:15,546 Go on, Lori. 1335 01:24:16,718 --> 01:24:18,128 Take a bite. 1336 01:24:21,139 --> 01:24:22,504 Go on, Lori. 1337 01:24:24,059 --> 01:24:26,015 (CHUCKLES) You really are crazy. 1338 01:24:27,145 --> 01:24:29,887 Okay, then... I'll take it down to the police. 1339 01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:36,810 (SCREAMING) 1340 01:24:41,994 --> 01:24:44,201 You stupid little whore. 1341 01:24:44,288 --> 01:24:47,746 I know I‘ve been a bad roommate, but isn‘t this a bit much? 1342 01:24:47,833 --> 01:24:48,913 What the hell? 1343 01:24:49,001 --> 01:24:50,241 Oh, ldon't know, 1344 01:24:50,335 --> 01:24:52,826 maybe because you wouldn't stop sleeping with him. 1345 01:24:53,505 --> 01:24:54,665 But... 1346 01:24:55,340 --> 01:24:56,420 Gregory? 1347 01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:01,627 But he just kept choosing you over me. 1348 01:25:03,181 --> 01:25:06,014 Guess all he wanted was a cheap slut like you. 1349 01:25:06,685 --> 01:25:07,674 Wait. 1350 01:25:07,769 --> 01:25:10,977 You‘ve been killing me over some stupid guy? 1351 01:25:11,064 --> 01:25:13,680 (SIGHS) Oh, that's not the only reason. 1352 01:25:13,775 --> 01:25:16,266 You‘re a dumb bitch, tool 1353 01:25:17,362 --> 01:25:19,148 But what I really wanna know is... 1354 01:25:22,159 --> 01:25:23,649 (SHUDDERING) ...how did you figure it out? 1355 01:25:24,036 --> 01:25:26,027 Because you've killed me before. 1356 01:25:26,913 --> 01:25:28,198 (INHALES) 1357 01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:32,287 Then I guess I'm just gonna have to do it again. 1358 01:25:33,712 --> 01:25:34,701 (GROANS) 1359 01:25:35,964 --> 01:25:36,953 (SHRIEKS) 1360 01:25:39,051 --> 01:25:40,541 (GRUNTING) 1361 01:25:56,026 --> 01:25:57,687 Stop! Bitch! 1362 01:25:58,236 --> 01:25:59,225 (DOOR HANDLE RATTLING) 1363 01:25:59,321 --> 01:26:00,561 TREE: No! (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 1364 01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:02,946 What the hell's going on in there? 1365 01:26:03,575 --> 01:26:06,567 Nothing. Tree just fell. Everything's fine. 1366 01:26:06,662 --> 01:26:08,448 Whatever, clumsy hoes. 1367 01:26:08,538 --> 01:26:09,823 I better see you at the meeting today. 1368 01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:11,655 We'll be there. 1369 01:26:12,751 --> 01:26:13,740 (WHEEZING) 1370 01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:16,209 Eat it, bitch! 1371 01:26:19,466 --> 01:26:20,831 (SCREAMING) 1372 01:26:20,967 --> 01:26:22,002 (GASPING) 1373 01:26:25,389 --> 01:26:27,175 (SCREAMING) (GASPS) 1374 01:26:30,477 --> 01:26:31,933 (SHRIEKING) 1375 01:26:34,106 --> 01:26:35,266 (SPLATTERS) 1376 01:26:35,816 --> 01:26:36,851 (SHRIEKING) 1377 01:26:42,447 --> 01:26:43,983 (PANTING) 1378 01:26:52,749 --> 01:26:53,738 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 1379 01:26:54,376 --> 01:26:56,867 DANIELLE: What are you losers doing in there? 1380 01:26:56,962 --> 01:27:03,049 Lori ate my cupcake. 1381 01:27:13,979 --> 01:27:16,015 DANIELLE: ljust knew there was something wrong with Lori. 1382 01:27:16,398 --> 01:27:19,515 She never wore makeup, never posted any cute selfies 1383 01:27:19,609 --> 01:27:22,066 and she literally owned a pair of Crocs. 1384 01:27:22,154 --> 01:27:23,610 All the signs of a psycho killer with... 1385 01:27:23,905 --> 01:27:24,894 (EMILY SOBBING) 1386 01:27:24,990 --> 01:27:27,527 Hello! I’m trying to get interviewed here. 1387 01:27:27,617 --> 01:27:28,732 (CARTER SNICKERS) Okay. 1388 01:27:28,827 --> 01:27:31,239 Oh, my God. She is such a tool. 1389 01:27:31,329 --> 01:27:32,489 Anyhoo... 1390 01:27:32,581 --> 01:27:36,699 Lori's little plot was super lame. Poisoning a cupcake, really? 1391 01:27:36,793 --> 01:27:37,873 We 're Kappas. 1392 01:27:37,961 --> 01:27:39,667 We don't eat cupcakes. 1393 01:27:39,755 --> 01:27:41,416 Is this local or national? (CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING) 1394 01:27:41,506 --> 01:27:42,666 REPORTER: Local. 1395 01:27:43,633 --> 01:27:45,373 Hey, Dad. DAVID: Are you okay? 1396 01:27:45,469 --> 01:27:47,585 Are you hurt? Dad, no. Dad, I'm fine. 1397 01:27:47,679 --> 01:27:49,260 I promise. 1398 01:27:49,347 --> 01:27:50,928 You sure? Yeah. 1399 01:27:51,016 --> 01:27:53,177 (DAVID SIGHS) Just a little scratched up. 1400 01:27:53,268 --> 01:27:55,259 All right. Okay. I'll see you soon. 1401 01:27:55,353 --> 01:27:57,810 [love you. I love you, too. Bye. 1402 01:27:58,940 --> 01:28:04,355 So now that your bedroom is officially a crime scene and all, 1403 01:28:04,446 --> 01:28:06,186 where do you plan on crashing tonight? 1404 01:28:07,532 --> 01:28:09,397 (LAUGHS) Is that an invitation? 1405 01:28:10,535 --> 01:28:12,867 You sure you want to wake up in a dorm room again? 1406 01:28:14,289 --> 01:28:16,029 Only if it's yours. 1407 01:28:18,043 --> 01:28:20,079 I mean, of course you'll have to sleep in Ryan's bed. 1408 01:28:20,170 --> 01:28:22,252 Of course. Yeah. 1409 01:28:23,131 --> 01:28:24,667 We can... Yeah. 1410 01:28:25,509 --> 01:28:26,544 (LAUGHS) 1411 01:28:26,635 --> 01:28:27,624 Oh! Uh... 1412 01:28:28,553 --> 01:28:31,044 Almost forgot. 1413 01:28:31,139 --> 01:28:32,549 You left this little guy. 1414 01:28:37,229 --> 01:28:38,389 Thanks. 1415 01:28:39,397 --> 01:28:41,558 You know what your little scenario reminds me of? 1416 01:28:41,650 --> 01:28:42,765 What? 1417 01:28:42,859 --> 01:28:43,939 What's that? 1418 01:28:44,027 --> 01:28:46,484 Groundhog Day. The movie, Groundhog Day? 1419 01:28:46,571 --> 01:28:47,731 I don't know. 1420 01:28:47,823 --> 01:28:48,938 With Bill Murray? 1421 01:28:49,032 --> 01:28:50,613 Who's Bill Murray? 1422 01:28:50,700 --> 01:28:52,986 Are you kidding me? Ghostbusters. 1423 01:28:53,078 --> 01:28:54,614 Sorry. I... 1424 01:28:55,580 --> 01:28:56,569 How... I don‘t know. 1425 01:28:56,706 --> 01:28:58,947 How do you sleep at night? You've never seen Groundhog Day? 1426 01:28:59,042 --> 01:29:00,031 TREE: N0. 1427 01:29:02,921 --> 01:29:04,252 (BELL TOLLING) 1428 01:29:07,050 --> 01:29:08,665 (CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING) Yeah, it's my birthday 1429 01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:10,671 And now you gotta pick up the phone 1430 01:29:10,762 --> 01:29:12,252 Oh. Hey, you're up. 1431 01:29:14,224 --> 01:29:18,012 I wasn‘t sure if you wanted to, uh, sleep in or not. 1432 01:29:19,646 --> 01:29:20,886 (PANTING) 1433 01:29:21,439 --> 01:29:24,181 I'm kidding. It was... ltwas me. 1434 01:29:24,276 --> 01:29:25,857 ljust called your phone. 1435 01:29:25,944 --> 01:29:27,059 What? 1436 01:29:27,696 --> 01:29:30,028 It's Tuesday, the 19th. You made it. 1437 01:29:31,283 --> 01:29:35,526 Oh, my God. You are such a jerk! 1438 01:29:35,620 --> 01:29:37,531 I'm gonna kill you. Hey, that's enough. 1439 01:29:37,622 --> 01:29:39,954 What is wrong with you? 1440 01:29:40,709 --> 01:29:44,418 That was not funny. You are such a punk. 1441 01:29:44,504 --> 01:29:46,620 (LAUGHS) I hate you. (LAUGHS) 1442 01:29:52,262 --> 01:29:53,877 (SIGHS) She's back? Out. 1443 01:29:53,972 --> 01:29:55,132 I'm not sleeping in my car again. 1444 01:29:55,223 --> 01:29:56,338 It smells like Hot Pockets and feet. 1445 01:29:56,433 --> 01:29:58,264 Get out. | just want clean underwear. 1446 01:30:02,063 --> 01:30:03,394 (CHUCKLES)