1 00:00:02,580 --> 00:00:05,180 What are the characteristics of a gay guy? 2 00:00:08,420 --> 00:00:13,260 We'll have a pre-drink on Friday. We were wondering if you guys want to come. 3 00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:16,620 I don't really know. I think... 4 00:00:16,620 --> 00:00:19,300 Isak has brain damage, you know? We're coming. 5 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:23,680 Text me when we're supposed to be there. -Yeah, I'll figure it out. 6 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:24,440 Hello. 7 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:33,120 And this here is Sonja, my girlfriend. -Sonja. 8 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:35,040 Isak. 9 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:40,760 [Why are you lying? Talked to Emma and her friends.] 10 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:53,000 [Hi. I just want to say that we talked to your friends and know that you didn't have other plans. If you're not interested, that's great, but you don't have to give me false hope by saying you're coming to the pre-drink when you aren't, that's really asshole-ish.] 11 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:56,020 [Hello?! Is it so hard to answer!?!!] 12 00:00:56,040 --> 00:01:00,520 [Sorry that I called you an asshole. It's possible you have a good reason, but can you answer?] 13 00:01:00,540 --> 00:01:03,060 [ASSHOLE!] 14 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:14,940 Hello. 15 00:01:15,860 --> 00:01:17,720 Hello, traitor. -Hey man. 16 00:01:18,060 --> 00:01:21,460 Traitor?! Fuck. -That was dumb of you. 17 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:24,340 You just betrayed us. What's up with that? 18 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:28,440 Yeah, sorry man. Yeah... 19 00:01:29,420 --> 00:01:33,520 It was just really stressful. -Stressful? What do you mean, stressful? 20 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:40,320 I'll arrange a new pre-drink, okay? -Yeah, but what kind of stress? 21 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:51,400 There was just something with my mom. -Your mom? What's up with her? 22 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,560 She stressed out. -She stressed out?! 23 00:01:56,560 --> 00:02:00,620 My mom has been stressed ever since I arrived on this earth, and you're talking about stress? 24 00:02:01,460 --> 00:02:02,320 Huh? 25 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:08,440 How's it going with her? 26 00:02:11,060 --> 00:02:12,100 She's fine. 27 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:20,900 Just arrange a new pre-drink. Case closed. 28 00:02:21,220 --> 00:02:23,960 Case closed. 29 00:02:25,380 --> 00:02:26,280 Closed. 30 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:53,400 [Another bible verse from his mom.] 31 00:05:57,340 --> 00:05:59,600 Hi! -Can you hold this? 32 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:08,940 I will be sending out invites… I wanted to ask you if we can have the pre-drink a bit earlier? 33 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,600 No. I won't be having a pre-drink. 34 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:17,000 Why not? 35 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:22,920 I can't because I live with other people and they don't want to have a pre-drink. 36 00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:27,380 But I talked to Eskild and he said it was completely fine. 37 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:36,360 Of course he said that. But I talked to Linn, and Linn does not want to have a pre-drink at ours. 38 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:41,040 Honestly though Isak, what does Linn want? 39 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:44,000 Linn doesn't want anything. Linn is deeply depressed. 40 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:49,740 You should take responsibility and make her socialise a little. 41 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:51,540 Take responsibility! 42 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:54,540 You're hosting that party, Friday at 6. 43 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:26,940 Hi! 44 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:36,880 I was wondering… 45 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:41,120 I need advice, so to speak. 46 00:07:41,620 --> 00:07:44,760 Because there's this really sweet girl in the first year 47 00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:48,960 and I managed to make a quite angry. 48 00:07:51,980 --> 00:07:54,940 She has a good reason to be, because I fucked up a promise. 49 00:07:57,180 --> 00:07:58,240 That wasn't nice. 50 00:07:59,420 --> 00:08:06,920 That's why I was wondering, do you think I should go and shoot myself? 51 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:10,720 Or perhaps she'll forgive me? 52 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:16,800 It'd be cool if she does it in 20 years. As long as she does it sometime. 53 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:20,720 Jerk. -I'm a jerk? 54 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:23,380 You think I'm a jerk? 55 00:08:24,260 --> 00:08:29,940 Fuck, then there are two girls who think I'm a jerk. She's sweet, and then you. 56 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:35,420 Oy, did you just try to kill me with that look? Was that what you were trying? 57 00:08:36,980 --> 00:08:38,960 Am I really such a jerk? You think? 58 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,160 Good job! 59 00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:08,360 We want six dancers for the theatre. 60 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:13,140 You'll get an answer within the week. Thanks! 61 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,520 Show's over, guys. 62 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:18,440 Really good. So good! Wow. 63 00:10:20,660 --> 00:10:23,940 Did he need to be so gay? -Huh? 64 00:10:24,380 --> 00:10:27,480 You didn't notice? -He was ultra gay. 65 00:10:29,860 --> 00:10:32,500 What's up with you dissing people who are gay? 66 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:35,000 I didn't diss him. But you could see it. 67 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:41,420 Yeah, but you're just pointing out that he's gay or what? 68 00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:43,740 Really great observation, Isak. 69 00:10:44,580 --> 00:10:48,280 What's up with you? You're being so pissed. -With me? Huh?! 70 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,820 Me? -Yeah. 71 00:10:49,820 --> 00:10:53,580 You're the one who's fucking grouchy about everything! -Grouchy? 72 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,420 Ever since we walked into the classroom, you were... 73 00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:58,420 What the fuck are you talking about? -Hello. 74 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:00,500 You forgot this Friday. 75 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:05,260 Is it yours? 76 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,520 I think it's mine. 77 00:11:11,340 --> 00:11:12,520 Forgot where? 78 00:11:15,780 --> 00:11:16,760 In the cafeteria. 79 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:30,380 Who's that dude? He's just some theatre nerd from Vilde's group. 80 00:11:30,740 --> 00:11:34,700 Oh fuck! My dream yesterday. Fuck! 81 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:42,000 Vilde was in it. She was some dominatrix, SM chick who punished me with sex because I hooked up with a first year. 82 00:11:43,540 --> 00:11:47,100 Sickest dream I've ever had! So wild. 83 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:55,680 Dominatrix? What are you talking about? -Dominatrix… I don't know how to call it. 84 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:02,760 What did she do? -She was the boss. I didn't do anything. 85 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:06,000 Black clothes? -Yeah! 86 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,060 Whip and everything. 87 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,280 So sick. 88 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:13,140 You have a weird imagination. 89 00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:50,340 What kind of music do you like? 90 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,920 That's difficult. 91 00:12:52,260 --> 00:12:56,520 My favorite music is Justin Bieber! 92 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:02,180 Oh my god. -Was that bad? Oh no! 93 00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:05,940 I'm getting a headache. -You get a migraine from Justin Bieber? 94 00:13:06,460 --> 00:13:08,580 A chronic Justin Bieber migraine. 95 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:11,520 I can't leave. I live here. Could you leave? 96 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:17,160 You're throwing me out because I like him? What kind of music do you like? 97 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:22,580 I'm more into 90's hip hop. Do you know anything about it? 98 00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:27,380 Eh, no. -You don't know anything about it? 99 00:13:27,380 --> 00:13:31,000 I do... -Nas? 100 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,920 Nas? Have you heard of him? -Huh?! 101 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:37,340 He made the best album of all time. Illmatic. Have you heard of it? 102 00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:39,500 Ill? -Illmatic! 103 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,460 Ill as in sick. And Matic. 104 00:13:43,660 --> 00:13:47,580 Hi! So nice to see you. Hi. 105 00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:50,120 Vilde. Nice to meet you. Sonja. 106 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:55,280 I don't know if you know this but... 107 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,420 Do you feel this strap here? 108 00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:02,600 You feel it? -Yeah. 109 00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:05,480 I sticks out just under my arm. 110 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:09,540 It will be like that until I get home. 111 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,840 You should be happy you're not a girl. 112 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:18,220 It's really annoying to be a girl. 113 00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:19,740 Especially when- 114 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:37,760 I'm starting to think you're bonding too much. -Finally! Hello! 115 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,360 Kose group! -Cool apartment. 116 00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:46,520 Thanks. -It's so cool here. Sick. 117 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:51,820 It's a shared apartment. There's always cool people here. Like Eskild! 118 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,460 Have you met Eskild? -No, I don't think so. 119 00:14:55,460 --> 00:14:58,120 He's gay. He's really sweet. 120 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:02,760 I love gay people. They're sweet. 121 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,660 You don't think that's a bit of a superficial generalization? 122 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:10,820 How so? By saying gay people are funny? 123 00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:14,800 That's like saying all muslims are terrorists. -What?! 124 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:20,140 No, that's too much. It's not like that. 125 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:24,180 To be funny is really positive. 126 00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:28,520 To be a terrorist is really negative. 127 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:35,520 That's not what I'm saying, but you are generalizing. Not all gays are funny. 128 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:39,160 This is really boring. Isak, come dance with me 129 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:52,980 People! We have ordered 4 taxis. And we have to go now! 130 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:59,380 Who took my phone? Who used my phone to play music? 131 00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:04,540 Does everyone have their tickets? The tickets are really important. 132 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,960 Can someone call me? Please. I can't find my phone. 133 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:14,840 Isak! Me, Sonja, and Even are taking a taxi together. 134 00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:18,120 Do you want to come with us? -No, I'm cycling. 135 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,820 Yeah, okay. Fine. 136 00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:47,360 Didn't you take a taxi with the others? 137 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,240 I have a bicycle. 138 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,700 Were you having a good time with Emma? 139 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:09,920 She's something. 140 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:18,540 Do you know me and Sonja have been dating since she was 15 or something? 141 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:22,840 Okay. 142 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:31,440 I'm noticing that we're growing apart more and more. 143 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,960 But I can't dump Sonja. 144 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:41,940 Okay. 145 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:49,360 If I dump Sonja, she'll think it's because she has an aluminum leg. 146 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,480 Huh? -You didn't know? 147 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:58,280 Aluminum leg? -Yeah, her entire foot was amputated. 148 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,780 What? How did that happen? 149 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:10,180 She stepped on a land mine in Tjøme when she was nine years old. 150 00:19:11,820 --> 00:19:12,940 Shit. 151 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,420 It was quite bad. -I didn't know. 152 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,680 But it's going better with her now. 153 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:26,900 She's gotten really good help from... 154 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:32,740 What's it called? A physiotherapist. They've helped with her motoric skills. 155 00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:38,900 You know aluminum technology has come a long way. You can hardly see that she limps. 156 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:42,960 You're joking? 157 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:48,480 You're joking? Yeah? Fuck! 158 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,440 How can you joke about that? 159 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,340 You think there are land mines in Tjøme? 160 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:57,080 I don't fucking know! You can't joke about something like that! 161 00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:59,820 I could've joked about something way worse! 162 00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:04,200 No! That's a very serious thing to be kidding about. 163 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:09,380 I could've joked about a dick. That would've gone too far. 164 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:11,420 Dick... 165 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:13,760 Too far. 166 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:25,540 I don't think aluminum technology was ... -Was that what betrayed me? 167 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,360 But... 168 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:34,460 She's sweet. 169 00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:42,160 Sonja.