1 00:00:21,314 --> 00:00:23,816 --Oh, my God. 2 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:29,238 Well, I have somebody in my life that you're not completely comfortable with. 3 00:00:29,322 --> 00:00:30,489 - Your gay friend? - Sid. 4 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,534 --My son. My son. 5 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:35,619 - Our relationship. - Yep. 6 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,621 Well, I have actually three players. 7 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:41,917 I have my poodle, my son, and then my lesbian. 8 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,336 So, there are a lot of... 9 00:00:43,419 --> 00:00:44,420 You have a lot of competition. 10 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:46,380 -I have my work cut out for me. -But it keeps... 11 00:00:46,464 --> 00:00:48,466 Yeah, it keeps it fun for you, exciting for you. 12 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,301 Is "fun" the word? "Exciting"? 13 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:51,927 - Keeps you on your toes. 14 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,347 You never feel like you fully have me, right? 15 00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:56,807 Obviously, that's your intent. 16 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,934 Look at Jenny. Jenny is such a psychopath. 17 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:00,853 - I mean, a psychopath, actually. - I mean... She is. 18 00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:02,105 -Yeah. -She just loves it. It's amazing. 19 00:01:02,188 --> 00:01:04,773 - It's a slightly twisted dynamic. - Yeah, loves it. 20 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:08,026 I mean, you must be scared, honestly, being married to her. 21 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:10,654 'Cause you don't know. Like, one day, she could really lose it. 22 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:12,573 - Yeah. - And then, what are you gonna do? 23 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:13,866 And then, you'll just have your baby. 24 00:01:13,949 --> 00:01:15,033 You're gonna have to raise him by yourself. 25 00:01:15,118 --> 00:01:16,744 She could move to Morocco. 26 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:18,704 By the way, I've heard of worse scenarios. 27 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:21,957 Well, Jenny... you wanted to be married though, right? 28 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,167 -Yes. -Like, you did. 29 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:27,004 Well, you know, we were dating, and then we got pregnant, 30 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,840 and then we kind of were secretly engaged, but I didn't take it-- 31 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,634 - Before you got pregnant. - Before I got pregnant. 32 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:34,052 But I didn't take it seriously because he proposed with earrings, 33 00:01:34,137 --> 00:01:37,515 and I thought it was just one of those, like, "We just had sex..." 34 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:41,144 "We just had sex." Like, "Sure, I'll marry you" type of things. 35 00:01:41,227 --> 00:01:43,896 - I've never, ever, like, had that feeling. - Yeah. 36 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:44,980 -Ever. -No. 37 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:46,982 To be like, "Oh, my God, I wanna be in a wedding dress, 38 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:49,527 - and I wanna walk down an aisle." - Right. Yeah. 39 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,613 Like, that to me is almost like nausea... It's like, nausea inducing. 40 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:55,991 But I'm questioning things, like, about it that I never did before. 41 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:58,911 And I'm curious about how people make, like, you know... 42 00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:00,496 how people make things work like that. 43 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:02,873 I mean, you guys have been married for 20 years. 44 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:03,957 Twenty-five. 45 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:05,334 I can't believe you have been married for 25 years. 46 00:02:05,418 --> 00:02:06,627 I've been married for half my life. 47 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:09,755 - Whoa! - Wow, that's crazy. 48 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,175 But doesn't that make you more in love? 49 00:02:12,258 --> 00:02:13,926 Yes, it does. 50 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:16,845 - Most days. 51 00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:20,266 Right? Love is a funny thing, that you can look at somebody 52 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:22,643 and wanna stick a knife in their throat at one moment, 53 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:23,852 and then sort of, like, just get googly-eyed-- 54 00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:25,271 And then you're like, "Let's go to dinner." 55 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:27,356 And then wanna stick a dick in their throat the next. 56 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:29,525 --Yeah. 57 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:30,943 So weird that way, isn't it? 58 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:32,820 - It is very weird that way. - Yeah. 59 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:34,280 Not necessarily your dick. 60 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:35,989 Not my dick, necessarily. 61 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:37,408 - Just "a" dick. - But "a" dick. 62 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,909 Oh, my God. 63 00:03:34,757 --> 00:03:37,134 - I was working in the kosher deli. - Yeah. 64 00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:38,927 Slicing meat, and her mother came in. 65 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:41,764 And said, "I got a daughter." 66 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:45,183 She's like, "I know this sounds crazy. I met this guy and he works at the deli." 67 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:47,520 And I was like, "What?" 68 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:49,855 -"No, thanks." -"Can I give him your number?" 69 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:54,192 "No, and you shouldn't call me ever again, either, Mom. This is ridiculous." 70 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:58,822 We met online, as, I think, everyone our age does. 71 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,616 When he walked in on the first date... 72 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:03,035 There's always a spectrum, when you're online, of like, 73 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,954 the great picture and the not-so-great picture. 74 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:09,708 And he was on and further than the great picture. 75 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:14,630 When the plane was landing... 76 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:17,591 there was a little feeling, like, "Why did I get into this?" 77 00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:19,593 Like, "Come on, I didn't have to do it." 78 00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:23,556 Like, "I'm getting married to a girl whom I've never seen." 79 00:04:23,639 --> 00:04:25,474 And I tapped him at the back, you know. 80 00:04:25,558 --> 00:04:29,562 And when he turned, and he said, "You're a little tall." 81 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:31,564 And then I was wearing heels, like, that big, 82 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:34,858 so I just opened my heels right there, in front of everybody, 83 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:37,278 and I said, "No, no, look, I'm perfect." 84 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:39,613 -Yeah. -So he's like, "I like the way you are." 85 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:48,414 Can anybody tell me here what marriage is? 86 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:51,083 Marriage is when you love. 87 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:54,670 Right. Right. And then you become what? 88 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:56,964 A family. 89 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:58,131 Yeah. 90 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,718 Do you want to get married when you get older? 91 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:01,927 -Yeah. -You do? 92 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,053 I do. 93 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,431 - You're already engaged? - Yeah. 94 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:06,849 Who is the lucky man? 95 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:09,852 My cousin who lives in Vancouver. 96 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:12,355 -Okay, but it's your cousin, right? -Yeah. 97 00:05:12,438 --> 00:05:15,983 Okay, you're gonna find out later that it's not that easy to marry your cousin. 98 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,443 Yeah. 99 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,653 And, even if he is Canadian, 100 00:05:19,737 --> 00:05:21,614 things like that don't happen in the United States. 101 00:05:21,697 --> 00:05:23,699 So, that's something you're gonna wanna bring up to your parents 102 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,826 as soon as you get home today, okay? 103 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:27,745 -Okay. -Okay. What about you? 104 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:32,583 Sometimes, you don't get married if you have too much work to do. 105 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,419 I'm glad you brought that up, because I'm not married. 106 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:37,337 And how old do you all think that I am? 107 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:38,922 Twenty? 108 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,675 That's right. Anyone else? 109 00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:44,637 -Do you know what Tinder is? -No. 110 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,847 Do you know any older male friends that you have 111 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:48,766 that you could set me up with? 112 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,225 No. 113 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:52,436 - What about Batman? - Yes. 114 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,312 -You know Batman? -Mmm-hmm. 115 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:56,023 Well, then, what's the problem? 116 00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:58,692 It's so hard dating at my age. 117 00:05:58,776 --> 00:06:02,029 I'm busy, I work, I'm famous, I live with a lesbian. 118 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:04,907 It's like my life is a complete, kind of... Like, it's all over the map. 119 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:07,284 So it's really hard for me to meet a guy. 120 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,287 Maybe you don't remember. 121 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,415 -How to find someone? -Yeah. 122 00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:18,003 Or maybe it could take a long, long time to try to find someone. 123 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:21,549 Do you guys think, and I really want your honest opinions, 124 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:23,133 do you think, as a 40-year-old... 125 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,594 I mean, I can get up and show you my body and stuff. 126 00:06:25,678 --> 00:06:28,597 Do you think that I am too old to get married? 127 00:06:28,681 --> 00:06:29,807 No. 128 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:33,060 Okay. And you think that I have a decent figure? 129 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:36,522 - Yes. - Thank you. I know. 130 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:47,700 Here we go. 131 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:49,952 How old was your father when he got married? 132 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:53,163 - He was, like, 30, 35? - Okay. 133 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,331 Now, when he talks about it, 134 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,250 he says it's the most romantic love story of all time, 135 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:58,919 but that's what he does. 136 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:00,879 - It was romantic. - He was a romantic guy. 137 00:07:00,963 --> 00:07:02,548 He wrote poetry and he traveled... 138 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:03,799 -Yeah, yeah. -...and everything like that. So... 139 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,509 I mean, I've read the poetry, so, you know... 140 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:09,472 But, no. I mean, he was romantic. 141 00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:11,640 He's like, "I've always wanted to not marry an American girl. 142 00:07:11,724 --> 00:07:14,935 I just knew I didn't want an American. I wanted someone who is European." 143 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:19,147 And then, I was like, "Oh, I only like to fuck foreigners, too." 144 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:21,692 And then my brother is married to a Russian. 145 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,902 He's like, "The only thing my dad said was, 146 00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:25,821 'Do not marry an American girl.'" 147 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:28,449 So I'm like, "Oh, so it's totally in the family." 148 00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:31,159 - Oh, God! - And we all have jungle fever. 149 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:40,586 Mone, where are the glasses? Over here? Oh, got it. 150 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:45,173 Well, Mom and Dad's marriage is worth talking about. 151 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:49,011 I would just describe it as a wonderful random intersection. 152 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:53,891 -A German Mormon marrying an American Jew. -Well, yeah. 153 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:57,978 It was random and it was, you know... He fell in love with her at first sight. 154 00:07:58,061 --> 00:07:59,104 -Right. -And that was it. 155 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:01,982 Like, when we were teenagers, they were still sort of chasing... 156 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:04,527 having afternoon, you know, sex upstairs and... 157 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:06,820 - You would just hear her go, "Seymour." - Ugh. 158 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:08,781 - Gross. 159 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:10,574 -So gross. -Yes. 160 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:13,952 Do you remember when you told Dad that you were getting an annulment? 161 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:15,412 And you were like, "It's just not gonna work out." 162 00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:17,998 - You were upset, and Dad said to you-- - I remember being there. 163 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:20,167 He goes, "What you're looking for is to marry a girl like Chelsea, 164 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,710 and Chelsea's not the type of girl you marry." 165 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,337 - I mean, how could you say that? - I know. 166 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:27,508 - I mean, I wasn't probably even 17. - Yeah, well... 167 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:32,137 - Yeah, look who's here! - Oh, my God. 168 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,557 - It's the big man. 169 00:08:35,057 --> 00:08:36,058 Hi. 170 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,144 You got spruced up. 171 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:42,272 - Is that you? - Yeah, it's me. Hi. 172 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,525 -I love you. -Hi. 173 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:47,069 - I miss you. - I'm right here. 174 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:48,278 Come on in. 175 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:58,831 You're tough. 176 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,416 You're tough. 177 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:02,835 You're strong. 178 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,882 Why did you marry Mom? 179 00:09:09,925 --> 00:09:12,260 I followed her around the shopping center. 180 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:13,596 Like a stalker. 181 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:15,598 - A stalker, yeah. - Yeah. 182 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,684 The way she walked. 183 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:22,020 - She had these beautiful football legs... 184 00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:24,231 ...and I finally found her 185 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,524 - working at the ski shop. 186 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:30,779 And so, I went in there and ordered a size 13 socks. 187 00:09:30,863 --> 00:09:32,740 Sounds like you're sending a message. 188 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,159 She was very good looking. 189 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:38,579 From the back, you mean? 190 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:41,123 So we went for a cup of coffee. 191 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:43,834 - Did you guys have sex right away? 192 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,002 No. 193 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:48,714 Before you got here, we were talking about how sexually active you guys were. 194 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:51,592 Like, way into your marriage. You wanna... 195 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:54,261 Well, I liked your mother a lot. 196 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,722 Good. 197 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:59,557 Would you have any concern that... 198 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,352 you know, "Where were the children 199 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,687 -or what were the children doing?" -Yeah. 200 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:06,982 And what was the answer from your beloved Rita? 201 00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:10,027 - "Don't worry about it." 202 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,695 That sounds about right. 203 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,697 Do you think Mom was the love of your life? 204 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:18,118 - I don't know about that. 205 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,745 -Great. -Really? 206 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,246 - That's wonderful to hear. - Really? 207 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:24,374 Who was the love of your life if it wasn't Mom? 208 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,251 I don't know. 209 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,253 - Well... - Still to come. 210 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,631 --Post script. 211 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:34,426 Have you ever met anybody that you thought would be a good pairing for me? 212 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:36,511 - No. 213 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:37,595 Wait, think about it. 214 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,598 Yeah, he'd need a very good sense of humor. 215 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,644 Have you liked any of the guys I dated, ever? 216 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:44,978 You met Curtis, right? Didn't he meet 50 Cent? 217 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:46,730 Did he meet Curtis? Yeah, maybe at your house. 218 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:48,190 - At my show? - 50 Cent? 219 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,900 Did you meet him? 220 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,068 What'd you think? 221 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,445 - Not much. - Oh! 222 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:59,409 What about Ted? Remember Ted? Remember I dated Ted? 223 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:01,787 Slightly. 224 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:05,248 Peter, remember British Peter? Did you like him? 225 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:08,335 Eh, probably a little bit. 226 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,721 Hi. Hi! 227 00:11:18,804 --> 00:11:20,430 Now I've probably messed up your makeup there. 228 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,557 No, it's okay. They can fix it. On camera. 229 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,560 -Hi. -This is me and my first boyfriend. 230 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,896 -Was I your first? -No, not really. 231 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:30,023 -So your first-- -But my first love-boyfriend. 232 00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:31,358 Aw, thanks, Chelsea. That's nice. 233 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,526 Look! How handsome! 234 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:36,113 -That's cute! -Yeah, I used to be handsome, didn't I? 235 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,489 - You are handsome. - Thank you. 236 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,826 -God, I look fat. -No, you don't. 237 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,786 -This is Peter trying to be romantic. -See? 238 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,997 Where are you? You're just trying to keep apart. 239 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,207 - You're not trying to be romantic. 240 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,876 -Right? -Peter loved my boob... 241 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:51,920 - You love my boobs. - They are nice. Well, they were. 242 00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:53,338 -They are! -I don't know if they still are. 243 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,048 They are. They're all over Instagram. You can see them. 244 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:56,466 -Yeah. Are they? -Yeah. 245 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:03,306 I was 20 and you were 32. 246 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,100 -Thirty-one. -Okay. 247 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,895 And I was a waitress at a restaurant called Rosti. 248 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,562 And he came in, and I had a big crush on him. 249 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:12,565 Like, a big crush, where I would fake phone calls and stuff, when you came in. 250 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:15,360 Yeah, stole... She actually stole a baseball cap that I had 251 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,279 that belonged to my girlfriend at the time, 252 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:18,906 so it was really kind of awkward. 253 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:20,991 I felt as though she imposed herself upon me. 254 00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:24,536 It was a drunken relationship, really, wasn't it? 255 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:27,539 Well, most of the time. And then, when we were-- 256 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,958 I don't even think of it that way. I just think of it... 257 00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:33,170 I actually think of it as a calm period in my life. 258 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,213 Well, you were a handful, to be honest. 259 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:38,341 You had to clean up after her, pick things up after her. 260 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,053 I'd go, "Chelsea, don't do that. Don't leave it there. 261 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:42,720 Don't do this, please." Right? 262 00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:46,224 Yeah. No, it was more like he was like a parent-boyfriend. 263 00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:50,728 It's a very obvious statement, but she's a very funny girl to be with. 264 00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:55,859 I mean, she's funnier off-camera, off-screen, you know. 265 00:12:55,943 --> 00:13:00,572 And another thing I think as well, the family ties were really strong. 266 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:03,283 So different, though. Your family's so different. 267 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,576 Yeah, yeah, totally. 268 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:07,579 Every one of them is just a different personality. 269 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:10,290 Did you think that she was gonna get married and have kids or what? 270 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:14,086 Well, Chelsea used to love children. 271 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,463 And I really thought that she would be a great mother. 272 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:20,217 And, you know, it's kind of surprising that she isn't a mother now, 273 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,801 because she used to love children. 274 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,887 -Really? -Yeah. Oh, yeah. 275 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,223 When we would go back to Martha's Vineyard, 276 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,601 and Jake would be there, she would just love him so much. 277 00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,686 -Because he was my first nephew. -Yeah. 278 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:32,812 Like, he was my first... 279 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:36,191 That was, like, when I coined the phrase "nugget," 'cause I was like, 280 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:40,153 he was so fat and, like, a bucket of fun, and I just couldn't get enough of him. 281 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:43,698 I love babies. I love cute, fun personalities and stuff. 282 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:47,244 I just never, ever felt, ever, to have... wanted my own. 283 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,954 Yeah, that wasn't the impression I got. 284 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,206 -Really? -I mean, you really loved children. Yeah. 285 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,000 It's nice to hear him saying this, 286 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,668 because you don't think that somebody's watching you all the time. 287 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,337 And, it's like, it's nice to hear. 288 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,713 You're like, "Oh, you were looking at me 289 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,007 when I was playing with babies. That's cute." 290 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:01,424 Yeah. Yeah. 291 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,019 Oh, look, this is a lesbian wedding. 292 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,353 So they have lesbian weddings. 293 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:16,439 They have a girl wears the dress and one of the girls wears a suit. 294 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,441 -Karen, are you listening to me? -Yes. 295 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,903 If two lesbians get married, why does one have to dress like a man 296 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:22,029 and one dresses like a woman? 297 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,865 Then they're just trying to pretend like they're a regular... 298 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,033 One of them's lipstick. 299 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,451 I know, but why can't they just both be girls and lesbians? 300 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,162 -Why do they have to-- -That happens sometimes. 301 00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:32,289 -Two girly girls are together? -Yeah. 302 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,416 What would you do? 303 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,876 I wouldn't do anything. 304 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,835 I wouldn't ever have a wedding. I couldn't. 305 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,297 How could I take that seriously? Nobody would take that seriously. 306 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,465 If I invited them, they would think it was a joke. 307 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,427 I'm just trying to understand why people do this. 308 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,594 I think they do it because 309 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:49,556 that's what they've been taught, has been put in their head. 310 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,224 They're supposed to. They're programmed. 311 00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:52,684 Would you wear a wedding dress like this? 312 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,852 I have worn a wedding dress like that, Chelsea. 313 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,771 Oh, yeah! 314 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,356 In case you forgot. 315 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,567 -Oh, my God, I did forget. -Yeah. 316 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,785 I mean, I don't actually have a wedding yet to plan, 317 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:14,456 but I do want to know as much information as I can possibly get, 318 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:17,500 because you never know when that could happen for me. 319 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,252 Whatever you wish, want, need, or desire. 320 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,546 -Everything. You've got everything here? -Okay. I have everything. 321 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,090 But it all starts with the idea. 322 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,258 It starts with you, like, you're the DNA. 323 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:27,552 -Mmm-hmm. -And then my design approach is 324 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,055 I add to that what you smell, touch, taste, feel or hear. 325 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:34,892 And we take you on this magical journey, as long as great taste prevails. 326 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,729 -Yeah. Great taste, excellent, excellent. -Yeah. 327 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,231 I've written probably eight books on the subject. 328 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:40,857 -Oh, wow! -And I love weddings. 329 00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,567 -I mean, they're happy occasions. -Good for you. 330 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:46,029 When you think about it, I get paid well to spend other people's money, 331 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,405 making everybody happy. 332 00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:48,906 -Yeah, exactly. There you go. -Right? 333 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,243 Usually, the bride's first thing is a dress. 334 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:54,412 -Okay. So you take care of dresses, too? -I take care of everything. 335 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:57,374 How much are wedding dresses like these? I mean, what's the range? 336 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,252 -$6,000 to $25,000. -Oh, really? 337 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,129 -Yeah. -$25,000 on a dress? 338 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,213 Feel the weight of this. 339 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,965 Yeah, that's a little J-Lo-y. 340 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,258 -Feel that? -Yeah, yeah. 341 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,302 Do you know anything about me, and what my tastes are or anything? 342 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,429 -Yes. Yeah, absolutely. -Like, just from... Yeah... 343 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,723 I've watched. I have a pretty good idea of what you like. 344 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,308 Okay, so if it was, like, a shotgun wedding, 345 00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:18,895 or like I met somebody, and I was like "Okay, you know what, I wanna do this," 346 00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,188 how much time do you need? 347 00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:22,440 Six weeks, minimum. Six months is comfortable. 348 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,692 -Nine months is ideal. Yeah. -So, it's like a baby. 349 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:25,818 -Planning for a baby, almost. -Yeah. 350 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,655 If you wanna get married in St. Barts or somewhere in the Caribbean-- 351 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,073 Do you like St. Barts? 352 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,575 Yeah, it's a great... I think it's an amazing island. 353 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,786 -Yeah. I think it's a little trashy. -Yeah? 354 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,704 Well, it depends what time of the year you're there. 355 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:37,789 Is that negligee? 356 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,582 -I mean, are those negligees? -Yes, yes. 357 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:40,833 You take care of that? 358 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,378 So this is what I designed if I was to do a wedding for you. 359 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,463 Well, I would never wear negligee, first of all. 360 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,090 I mean, I can't take myself that seriously. 361 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,217 Like, I couldn't put on lingerie. I would just-- 362 00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:51,011 -Yeah, but isn't that gorgeous? -Yeah. 363 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:53,680 -It is sexy, though, isn't it? -Are you straight? 364 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,432 -Ish. -Yeah, right. 365 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,350 -Is this a dildo? -Yes, it's a-- 366 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,019 Oh, dear. And it's black. 367 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,103 -That's very on the nose. -Isn't it amazing? 368 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,979 -Yeah, that is. -As a bouquet? 369 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,106 That's awful. 370 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,525 -Oh, my God, it's a bouquet? -Yes, it's a bouquet. 371 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,944 With a bit of weed, so you can sage the guests. 372 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,946 Are those supposed to be testicles? 373 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,448 No, no, marijuana. 374 00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,285 So, it starts with the bouquets, you know. 375 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,579 You're gonna end with picking place settings... 376 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,914 It's about the detail that goes into it. 377 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,251 What are nontraditional activities to do at a wedding? 378 00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:25,420 Like, is there anything that people are doing? 379 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,755 Like, games or stuff that they play at weddings? 380 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,466 -Like a bounce house. -What's a bounce house? 381 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,177 A bounce house is when you get in... I mean, it's fun. 382 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:35,055 You have to be tipsy, if you're an adult, to be in a bounce house, obviously. 383 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,223 -Okay, sure. -Or a molester. 384 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:40,393 Okay, well, thank you very much. This has been very educational. 385 00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:43,313 So I just have an idea now of what... 386 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,814 I don't really have an idea, 387 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,024 but at least I know somebody can take care of it if need be. 388 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,944 But the one thing we do know is that if you do get married, 389 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:52,364 you need to find a man who can afford both you and me. 390 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,282 Right. 391 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,787 People pretending to be excited for you 392 00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:01,873 to get you to buy things makes me sick. 393 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,667 I hate industries, like, related to anything like that. 394 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,128 Like, it's very insincere. 395 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:10,090 -You have lipstick on your teeth again. -Well, what am I gonna do about it? 396 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,799 Just stop... Go like this with your lips when you talk. 397 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:15,595 How about now? 398 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,305 Don't you know the trick? 399 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,893 - Copy that. 400 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,521 How did you two realize that you "got" each other? 401 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,813 Like, how did you get close? 402 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,399 Um, I think... 403 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:30,568 She was on my show and her publicist was my publicist, 404 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:33,029 and he still is both of our publicists. 405 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,115 And so, I thought that was funny. And then the next night, 406 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,033 -we went to a women's event. -Yeah. 407 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,952 -It was, like, Women in Film. -Like, it was just, like, a vagina room. 408 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,205 And then we went outside and I think I smoked a cigarette, 409 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,457 and you told me, "I love cigarettes. I love cigarettes. 410 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:47,377 I had to quit, but I love the smell. Blow it in my face." 411 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,587 -And then we were friends. -That's all it takes. 412 00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:52,340 I've since quit smoking. Just FYI. 413 00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:54,050 In case my future husband's watching. 414 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,679 But I was against weddings. I was against marriage. 415 00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,182 I told my husband, when we met, I would never marry him. 416 00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:03,268 But if he was hip to just sort of hang out, I was in. 417 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:07,272 And then, he agreed and we were together for three years. 418 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:08,731 And then, one day, on my birthday, 419 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,443 he just said, "You know, even though you're never gonna be my wife, 420 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:12,985 in my mind, I want you to know, you're my wife." 421 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,863 And I was like, "Oh, all right. Well, let's get married." 422 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:19,075 Like, it was as simple as that. But for us, we already felt married. 423 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,868 We had a house. We were gonna have kids. 424 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,912 It meant something to him, and then... 425 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,498 And then it meant something to me. 426 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,041 It sort of became really sweet. 427 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,626 We had a kegger. It was fun. 428 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,879 And, Mary, you were saying, like, you didn't have a bachelorette party. 429 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,340 Like, you didn't do that stuff? 430 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:34,924 No. I didn't have that, no. 431 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,863 What is the bride's name? 432 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:59,449 -It's either... It's either-- -You don't know her name. 433 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,369 - No, no, no. It's either Kara... - Okay, I copy. I'll ask. 434 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:03,536 ...or Karen. 435 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,912 -It's okay, don't worry about it. -Okay. 436 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,599 I wanna make you a toast at your bachelorette party, 437 00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:26,226 for having all of your girlfriends 438 00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:28,102 gather around you and spend this nice weekend with you, 439 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:31,231 and I wish you a beautiful day and a beautiful honeymoon, 440 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,316 and beautiful children, and then a happy divorce. 441 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,735 --As long as it's a happy one. 442 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:37,320 - To the divorce! - Cheers! 443 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,450 Did you always wanna get married? 444 00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,035 It was, like, my 18th birthday party, 445 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,579 or I was 17 and just getting ready to turn 18. 446 00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,248 -Okay. -And I saw him. 447 00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:50,875 And I'm like, "Oh, my gosh, he has an accent and he's so handsome." 448 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,960 -He's Brazilian. -He's Brazilian. 449 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,298 - Eduardo was Carrie's first. - Okay. 450 00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:59,133 First love, first everything and the one she's marrying. 451 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,843 -So that's pretty special. -That's nice. 452 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,387 Raise your hand if you're married. 453 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,221 -Raise your hand. -Look at all the married women. 454 00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:05,765 - I'm happy to be married. - Absolutely. 455 00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,684 - At 22? - I love my husband. 456 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:08,893 Absolutely. 457 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,227 You're really newlywed. 458 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:13,606 I think part of the reason I would never have contemplated getting married, 459 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:18,069 previous to this age, is because I didn't want to, like, buy into all of this. 460 00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,904 - Like, I feel like it's an industry. 461 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,614 I can appreciate it... 462 00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:22,699 You shut your face. 463 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:26,494 I can appreciate it, but I have the personality for divorce. 464 00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:29,914 So, if I've waited this long, maybe I'll be with somebody. 465 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,542 Even if I meet them at 45, maybe I'll be with them for 20 years, 466 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,169 and that just cut out all that other bullshit in my life. 467 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,088 She needs a shot. 468 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:38,715 Cheers, thanks for having us, you guys. 469 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,133 -Thank you for having us. It's very sweet. -Thank you for coming. 470 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:43,970 Yikes. 471 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:45,347 - All right. - Good stuff. 472 00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:46,598 Mama's off duty. 473 00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:47,890 What was that? 474 00:22:58,503 --> 00:23:01,714 This is the most famous place in Vegas, right? 475 00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:03,299 -The Little White Chapel? -That's what they say, yeah. 476 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,552 Right. 'Cause you married, like, all these movie stars? 477 00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:08,430 All these movie stars, yeah. Bruce Willis, Demi Moore-- 478 00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:10,515 Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward? 479 00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:12,141 A whole bunch of people. 480 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,477 - Now we're gonna marry these stars. - Really? 481 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:16,103 They're renewing their vows. 482 00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:17,480 Oh, did something happen? 483 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:18,690 No. 484 00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:22,652 Oh, great. And you're renewing your vows just because you're happy to be-- 485 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,529 - Twenty-two years, so... - Yeah. 486 00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,072 Is that the magic number? 487 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:32,119 - So, this is the drive-through? - This is the drive-through. 488 00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:34,664 It's the first drive-up wedding window in the world. 489 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:37,041 Do you also serve burgers and fries here, if you're hungry? 490 00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,752 - No, we serve love. 491 00:23:39,836 --> 00:23:41,253 -Okay, yeah, you're full of love. -Love. 492 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:42,338 -You really are. -Yeah. Love. 493 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,971 I've had some experience trying on real wedding dresses, 494 00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:51,973 and they don't agree with my skin type or body. 495 00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:53,057 Okay. 496 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:56,644 That color reminds me of, like, summer whore, 497 00:23:56,728 --> 00:23:58,605 so I would never wear that, so maybe I should. 498 00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:05,528 So this is happening. 499 00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:09,782 If I got married, I would totally wear boots like this under my dress by the way, 500 00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:11,618 'cause I just think it's a good way to say, "Fuck this." 501 00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:13,828 You don't know how many brides wear boots under their dress. 502 00:24:13,911 --> 00:24:15,454 -Oh, really? -All the time. 503 00:24:15,538 --> 00:24:17,206 I thought I was so original. 504 00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:24,881 Wow, that's so stupid... on me. 505 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,758 - I mean, I'm not... I don't know. 506 00:24:26,841 --> 00:24:29,135 -Well, I mean, it doesn't... -Do you still wear the veil over? 507 00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:32,221 Like, can you put it over your face? Do people do that? 508 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,724 What does that signify, that you're a virgin or something? 509 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,851 Uh, somebody's giving you away, so... 510 00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:38,520 -Oh, like my father. -Right. 511 00:24:38,603 --> 00:24:41,564 Yeah, well, forget that. I give myself away. 512 00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:43,190 -Okay, cute. -You think? 513 00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:47,403 -You are absolutely beautiful. -How cute is this? 514 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,280 -Oh, my good-- -I feel like a girl. 515 00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:52,909 Well, you are a beautiful angel as far as I can tell. 516 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:55,244 -You can't tell that. I'm not an angel. -You are. 517 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,580 ♪ You must've been a beautiful angel ♪ 518 00:24:57,664 --> 00:25:00,374 ♪ You must've been a beautiful child ♪ 519 00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:04,420 ♪ 'Cause when you were only starting to go to kindergarten ♪ 520 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,589 ♪ I bet you drove the little boys... ♪ 521 00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:08,800 -Wild. Wild. -Wild. 522 00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:10,802 -Or loud. -Come here! This is-- 523 00:25:10,885 --> 00:25:13,680 -Who's this? Your boyfriend? -This isn't... Oh, your boyfriend? 524 00:25:13,763 --> 00:25:15,139 No, your boyfriend. I was just kidding. 525 00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:17,183 No, this is one of the ministers that works here. 526 00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:19,101 -Nice to meet you. I'm Chelsea. -I'm Pastor Michael... 527 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:20,269 -So nice to meet you. -I'm not getting married. 528 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,479 -I'm just playing around. -He is married. 529 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:23,856 -You are. I'm sure you are. -I'm already. 530 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:25,149 -Yes. -Thirty-two years. 531 00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,276 -Thirty-two years, congratulations. -Well, thank you. 532 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,779 That's a long time. What do you say the secret is to marriage? 533 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,405 -True love. -Really? 534 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:35,492 The willingness for the husband to acknowledge that his wife is always right. 535 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,287 - Gotcha. - Yeah. 536 00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:40,497 "Rules for a Happy Marriage." 537 00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:43,626 "Number six, neglect the whole world rather than each other." 538 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:45,294 - That's nice. - Yes. 539 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:46,754 "Number eight, at least once every day, 540 00:25:46,838 --> 00:25:49,716 try to say one kind or complimentary thing to your life's partner." 541 00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:52,259 -Absolutely. -Yeah, let's try it together. 542 00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:55,221 Your skin is beautiful. 543 00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:57,348 Now you say something to him. 544 00:25:57,431 --> 00:25:58,933 - You know what? 545 00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:02,228 I'm so glad I know you, very handsome man. 546 00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:05,189 And I know you must have a very beautiful wife, and-- 547 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:08,109 -You've never met his wife? -I've never met her yet. 548 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:09,986 You've been working together for 30 years? 549 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:12,446 Well, not... He hasn't worked here for 30 years. 550 00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:14,115 He's been married 30 years. 551 00:26:14,198 --> 00:26:15,867 Well, you guys should go out together, the three of you. 552 00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:17,869 - Get to know each other. 553 00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:20,705 Oh, actually, that's not the right thing to do. 554 00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:24,166 I mean, he has a wife to go home to. And that's where he belongs. 555 00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:29,255 I would never take another man, another woman, in my life, 556 00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:31,298 because I don't need one. 557 00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:35,594 I need to be here to marry people and help them 558 00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:38,222 on a beautiful path of love together. 559 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:41,183 Okay, so now you say something nice to me. 560 00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:44,270 -Well, you have very lovely skin. -Thank you. 561 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:46,063 -Beautiful blue eyes. -Great. That worked out great. 562 00:26:46,147 --> 00:26:49,025 And I like your very light-hearted spirit. 563 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,151 Oh, thank you. 564 00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:52,319 Um, "Number ten, it takes two to make a quarrel 565 00:26:52,403 --> 00:26:55,281 and the one in the wrong is the one who does the most talking." 566 00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:57,158 -Yeah, that's good. -That's true. 567 00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:58,785 -That is true. -Yes. 568 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:20,848 Can you see the benefits of committing to one person long-term? 569 00:27:20,932 --> 00:27:23,517 I can see myself actually getting married at this point. 570 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,771 -Okay. Yeah. -I just... I never felt that way. 571 00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:31,150 If you are interested in somebody, do you tend to get, um, skittish because, 572 00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:34,821 "This is somebody I care about, and now I'm not sure I can fully let them in 573 00:27:34,904 --> 00:27:36,072 because they might leave"? 574 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:38,157 -Yeah, total abandonment issues. -Abandonment issues? 575 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,284 I mean, I think I've played such a mindfuck on myself 576 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,369 that I don't even know what I feel half the time. 577 00:27:42,453 --> 00:27:44,496 Like, I'm trying to play this persona of being like, 578 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:47,124 "It's cool. Everything's cool. I'm cool with everything," 579 00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:49,293 and then I start acting like, you know, 580 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:51,545 a ten-year-old girl that's about to, like, lose everything. 581 00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:54,716 Well, have you ever let somebody fully in? 582 00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:56,258 Yeah, absolutely. 583 00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:57,676 And what was that like for you? 584 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,387 I was, like, 29, and I had a boyfriend for four years, 585 00:28:00,471 --> 00:28:03,599 who was my boss and we lived together, and over time... 586 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:04,976 I mean, I really was in love with him, 587 00:28:05,059 --> 00:28:09,230 and then over time, I was like, you know, he just started to annoy me. 588 00:28:09,313 --> 00:28:10,815 Mmm. 589 00:28:10,898 --> 00:28:12,649 When every little thing they do annoys you. 590 00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:15,027 Like, when they start to eat, and the way they chew annoys you. 591 00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:17,404 That, to me, is like, "Okay, you gotta get the hell out of there." 592 00:28:17,488 --> 00:28:19,448 And that was the only time I've ever lived with a man. 593 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,325 Part of being in a successful relationship, 594 00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:26,247 and certainly in a marriage, is allowing ourselves to be vulnerable, 595 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:30,459 to see each other's warts and insecurities and human frailties, 596 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,920 because everybody's gonna come with their stuff 597 00:28:33,004 --> 00:28:34,296 that you're gonna have to accept. 598 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,507 So you think that's gonna be hard for you? 599 00:28:36,590 --> 00:28:39,551 I definitely feel more mature in that sense. 600 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:41,137 Like, I can actually look at a person and be like, 601 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:44,390 "That's a really good person," and be attracted to them for that, 602 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:47,434 more so than being turned off by other little things. 603 00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:49,937 -Okay, okay. -Like their shoes. 604 00:28:50,021 --> 00:28:53,399 Mmm-hmm. And you think you would choose more wisely than you have in the past? 605 00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:55,609 -Yes, I think so. I hope so. -Yeah. 606 00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:58,404 I mean, if I'm 40 and I'm still dating idiots, then obviously-- 607 00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:01,490 Then I don't deserve to be in a relationship anyway. 608 00:29:09,165 --> 00:29:11,834 One of the secrets of marriage is being completely comfortable 609 00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:14,461 -to fart around each other if you need to. -I would say, "Or dance naked." 610 00:29:14,545 --> 00:29:15,587 Or dance naked. 611 00:29:15,671 --> 00:29:18,549 But, for me, working on a long-term relationship 612 00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:20,717 and long-term happiness is to... 613 00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:22,970 You know, Adam likes to say, "You're my favorite." 614 00:29:23,054 --> 00:29:26,098 And there are some times where he'll say that, 615 00:29:26,182 --> 00:29:28,851 and I'll be like, "Well, right now, you're not my favorite." 616 00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:32,271 And I have to get back to that. 617 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:36,984 My job, as a husband, is to get back to, "You're my favorite." 618 00:29:37,068 --> 00:29:39,821 That, for me, is the work of marriage. 619 00:29:45,326 --> 00:29:48,412 I actually told a friend of mine, "See that girl over there?" 620 00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:51,958 And I said, "I'm gonna marry her someday." And we did. 621 00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:54,376 His friend came over and told me, 622 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:58,380 "Hey, Cookie, you know Rich. He says he's gonna marry you someday." 623 00:29:58,464 --> 00:30:01,300 I said, "Get out of here. I don't even know him!" 624 00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:02,927 And how long have you both been together? 625 00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:06,763 Fifty-one years, three months and 17 days. 626 00:30:06,848 --> 00:30:08,975 For some people, that's like three marriages. 627 00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:12,561 What do you attribute that to? 628 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:15,189 Respect. Respecting each other. 629 00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:18,109 What do you mean by respect, exactly? 630 00:30:18,192 --> 00:30:19,318 Since we've been married, 631 00:30:19,401 --> 00:30:23,697 I never came home from work, or from being out, 632 00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:28,619 and saw her not dressed with her makeup on, her hair done, 633 00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:30,955 ready to greet her husband. 634 00:30:31,038 --> 00:30:32,874 What? How is that possible? 635 00:30:32,957 --> 00:30:35,835 I knew he got home from work at 7:30. 636 00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:39,588 I would have the kids ready for bed, I would have the table set, 637 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:43,926 with candles lit, nice romantic dinner for the two of us. 638 00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:47,763 And to me, that was very important to do that for him. 639 00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:49,431 Yeah, but makeup and hair and all that done. 640 00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:50,682 Yeah, that's long gone. 641 00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:52,852 - Yes. I know. - That's not happening, right. 642 00:30:52,935 --> 00:30:53,978 -It's long gone. -No. 643 00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:55,396 Because, when I hear that, 644 00:30:55,479 --> 00:30:56,939 and I can tell that you're a wonderful couple, 645 00:30:57,023 --> 00:30:58,482 but I hear that and I'm like... 646 00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,234 "I'm not doing that for anybody," you know? 647 00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:01,818 "He better love me whether I have makeup on or not." 648 00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:03,320 - But you know what? - But she still does it. 649 00:31:03,404 --> 00:31:05,322 But it kept the romance in our relationship. 650 00:31:05,406 --> 00:31:06,866 Yeah, no, it's a great point, I mean-- 651 00:31:06,949 --> 00:31:09,160 And that to me is very important. 652 00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:11,162 - For 51 years. - Wow, that's pretty romantic. 653 00:31:11,245 --> 00:31:12,621 Or the opposite. 654 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,293 This is a little strange, but we talked about respect, 655 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:18,878 and there's something very minor... 656 00:31:19,670 --> 00:31:20,837 the toilet seat. 657 00:31:20,922 --> 00:31:25,467 Whenever I'm finished, I put the toilet seat down. 658 00:31:25,551 --> 00:31:27,303 Whenever Mary is finished, 659 00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:30,139 - she puts the toilet seat up. 660 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,974 And, to me, that's... 661 00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:36,853 The ultimate respect is to say, "I'm doing this for you." 662 00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:38,814 That's sweet. 663 00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:40,524 All right, good to know. 664 00:31:45,446 --> 00:31:49,366 My two ultimate physical guys are Eric Bana and Clive Owen. 665 00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:51,202 Eric Bana, I think, is beautiful. 666 00:31:51,285 --> 00:31:53,662 I love that physical look and I love that-- 667 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,372 What do you mean, "that physical look"? Everyone has a... 668 00:31:55,456 --> 00:31:57,499 -You mean you like his looks? Right. Copy. -His physical look. 669 00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,001 What do you mean, what do I mean by-- 670 00:31:59,085 --> 00:32:02,213 I thought you meant, like, physical. Like, "Let's get physical." 671 00:32:02,296 --> 00:32:04,506 -I was like, he's sort of normal. -Really? Is that what you thought? 672 00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:05,799 Well, I didn't know what you meant. 673 00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:07,718 But you want that, 674 00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:10,512 you know, with a guy that's also curious, smart, funny. 675 00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:12,306 You know what I mean? Like, you know, it's a whole package. 676 00:32:12,389 --> 00:32:14,850 Yeah. No, he has to be smart. And also, like, really respectful. 677 00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:17,394 You know, ultimately, which is something Mary always says is, 678 00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:20,397 you want somebody to look after you. Like, you want somebody to care for you. 679 00:32:20,481 --> 00:32:22,774 Like, you want somebody to be worried about where you are, 680 00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:24,235 -or what you're doing. -Checking if you got home. 681 00:32:24,318 --> 00:32:26,028 And checking in and making sure things are okay. 682 00:32:26,112 --> 00:32:28,072 That is really important. 683 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:30,449 I mean, sometimes you'll say, "I would like to have sex." 684 00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:32,909 -Yes, and penetration. -That's different. That's different. 685 00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:34,203 I would like to be penetrated. 686 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:36,080 -That's not a secret. -That's a separate issue. 687 00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:39,500 That is a separate issue. Completely separate issue. 688 00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:41,127 It's been a long time. 689 00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:44,671 Thank you, guys, for coming over to my house. 690 00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:46,840 - Absolutely. - It's beautiful. 691 00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:48,467 So, are you guys a couple? 692 00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:49,551 -Yes. -Yes. 693 00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:50,802 - Oh, really? - A real one. 694 00:32:50,886 --> 00:32:54,015 -A happily married couple. -A real couple? 695 00:32:54,098 --> 00:32:55,766 How long have you guys been a couple? 696 00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:57,268 - From 2004. - Yeah. 697 00:32:57,351 --> 00:33:00,479 Okay, and did you meet on a matchmaking site? 698 00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:02,231 -No. -No, we didn't. 699 00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:03,607 I've never done anything like this 700 00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:05,776 'cause I always think matchmaking is super gay. 701 00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:07,028 -You know what I mean? -Sure. 702 00:33:07,111 --> 00:33:10,447 But I really wanna make an effort to try to find somebody. 703 00:33:10,531 --> 00:33:14,743 People who hire matchmakers are generally catches. 704 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,120 They're like you. 705 00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:19,290 They're busy professionals. They're fit. They have interesting lives. 706 00:33:19,373 --> 00:33:20,957 They just don't have the time. 707 00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:22,668 They don't wanna put themselves online, 708 00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:26,755 and they wanna do something a little more organic and private and customized. 709 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:33,012 So, you're amongst, you know, a good group of people who are looking for the same. 710 00:33:33,095 --> 00:33:35,097 Would you say you have a type? 711 00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:38,017 I like guys, dark guys. Dark. Yeah. 712 00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:39,726 I'll always go out with dark-haired guys. 713 00:33:40,394 --> 00:33:43,855 Beards, I like beards. I'm open to dating a foreign guy. 714 00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:47,026 You know, you're my only foreign reference right now, so I'm just gonna, you know... 715 00:33:47,109 --> 00:33:48,694 -Eric Bana. You know him? -Okay. 716 00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:50,654 -Sure. -Australian. That is my ideal man. 717 00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:54,741 He's fucking masculine. He's foreign. 718 00:33:54,825 --> 00:33:58,120 I mean, he's Australian, so that's not a huge bonus, but I like him. 719 00:33:58,204 --> 00:33:59,288 -And he's just rugged. -Right. 720 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:01,748 And he's a sweet guy, he's been with his wife forever. 721 00:34:01,832 --> 00:34:03,459 And he's in in love with her. He's devoted. 722 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:06,002 -You know, that kinda guy is sexy to me. -Okay. 723 00:34:06,087 --> 00:34:08,797 You know, I would need to date somebody who's not in AA or any of that shit. 724 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,299 -I'm not interested in that, at all. -Okay. 725 00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:12,384 Boring, boring. Like, for me, it's not gonna work out. 726 00:34:12,468 --> 00:34:14,970 -So that's not on the table. -Okay, okay. 727 00:34:15,054 --> 00:34:17,514 It's information you need to know, obviously, right? 728 00:34:17,598 --> 00:34:19,600 Absolutely. That's called a deal breaker. 729 00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:22,353 How do I say this without sounding like a total cunt? 730 00:34:22,436 --> 00:34:25,439 Like, I don't like fat people. 731 00:34:25,522 --> 00:34:28,024 -I don't like fat on a guy. -Right. Right. 732 00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:29,526 -You know what I mean? -I got it. 733 00:34:29,610 --> 00:34:31,445 -I'm trying to be as honest as possible. -You should. 734 00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:33,029 -Absolutely. You have to. -And I'm not perfect. 735 00:34:33,114 --> 00:34:35,449 My body is not great. I have cellulite. I can show you if you want. 736 00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:39,120 Later, but this is definitely something that, you know, is important to know. 737 00:34:39,203 --> 00:34:41,747 I know. I want somebody who's better looking than me. 738 00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:45,376 I think that a woman want from a man that the man have to be strong, 739 00:34:45,459 --> 00:34:48,295 but when I touch you, you want that I'm sweet. 740 00:34:48,379 --> 00:34:52,133 Strong and sweet. Strong and sweet, sweet and strong. 741 00:34:53,967 --> 00:34:55,927 Same quality, switched. 742 00:34:57,263 --> 00:34:59,265 -Yeah. -Got it. 743 00:35:00,349 --> 00:35:05,061 Can you describe your love life in five words? 744 00:35:05,146 --> 00:35:08,064 Not happening. Let's use that as one word. 745 00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:09,483 -Okay. -Not happening right now. 746 00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:10,859 And this is Chunk. This is also... 747 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:13,820 Chunk doesn't like any men in my bed at all. 748 00:35:13,904 --> 00:35:15,531 But that's not something I'm gonna lead with, FYI. 749 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:16,615 - Okay, please don't. - Yeah. 750 00:35:16,698 --> 00:35:20,411 Are you my lover? Are you my lover? This is my sex life, actually. 751 00:35:20,494 --> 00:35:23,205 -I mean, I don't do that. -Well, okay. Hey, we're open-minded. 752 00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:26,875 -But he does sleep in my bed. Yeah. -That's good, that's good. 753 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,335 That's great. You're doing great. 754 00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:31,255 Like, what's fun for you? 755 00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:33,257 -What's... -I love social stuff. 756 00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:36,468 Like, I love my friends, and I love to have people at my house. 757 00:35:36,552 --> 00:35:39,346 I can't deal with monotony or the same thing every day. 758 00:35:39,430 --> 00:35:42,849 That's actually Stellar Hitch's main philosophy. 759 00:35:42,933 --> 00:35:46,019 -What's Stellar Hitches? -Stellar Hitch is our company. 760 00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:47,188 - That's the name? - Yeah. 761 00:35:47,271 --> 00:35:48,397 - Stellar Hitch. - Stellar Hitch? 762 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,817 - Yeah. Stellar Hitch is-- - That sounds like a towing company. 763 00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:55,237 - No offense, but, I mean-- - No one's ever said that. 764 00:35:55,321 --> 00:35:58,865 Stellar Hitch? Where did you come up with that name? 765 00:35:58,949 --> 00:36:00,742 Uh... just free association. It stuck. 766 00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:03,745 -Stellar Hitch. I get it, okay. -Stellar Hitch. Yeah, stellar and hitch. 767 00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:05,872 Do you have people that you have in your service 768 00:36:05,956 --> 00:36:07,791 that you think would be appropriate for me? 769 00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:09,501 We actually have a few. 770 00:36:09,585 --> 00:36:12,963 But if I'm not interested in them, and I do wanna have sex with them, 771 00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:15,006 and I'm not interested in taking it further, 772 00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:16,508 I'm allowed to do that, right? 773 00:36:16,592 --> 00:36:19,178 --I'm not gonna get disqualified from this, 774 00:36:19,261 --> 00:36:21,012 or, like, you're gonna cut me off or something? 775 00:36:21,096 --> 00:36:23,098 Or, like, I get in trouble, right? I'm not gonna get in trouble? 776 00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:25,726 No, you're not... You're not gonna get in trouble... 777 00:36:25,809 --> 00:36:27,311 -with us, no. -No, not with us. 778 00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:29,020 You just gotta make sure you have a good time. 779 00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:30,189 -Okay, cool. -That's it. 780 00:36:30,272 --> 00:36:33,234 -This is gonna be good. I'm into it. -Okay. Good, I'm excited too. 781 00:36:33,317 --> 00:36:34,693 Yay. 782 00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:45,537 We're definitely on the Modern Orthodox side of things. 783 00:36:45,621 --> 00:36:47,998 But the "doing it through the sheet" is a myth. 784 00:36:48,081 --> 00:36:50,709 -I mean, we do it 'cause it's fun. -We do it 'cause it's wacky and wild. 785 00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:53,629 -Lots of fun. Crazy. -Yeah. Rubber sheet. 786 00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:55,672 Yeah, we eat bacon through a sheet. We can do whatever we want. 787 00:36:55,756 --> 00:36:57,591 Anything you wanna do that's not allowed, 788 00:36:57,674 --> 00:36:59,593 -if you do it through a sheet-- -It's okay. 789 00:36:59,676 --> 00:37:01,052 -It's totally okay. Yeah. -It's amazing. 790 00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,847 -So, like, murder is okay through a sheet. -Yeah. Oh, yeah. 791 00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:07,351 -Um, infidelity through a sheet is great. -Done. 792 00:37:09,770 --> 00:37:11,522 So, does everybody here wanna get married? 793 00:37:11,605 --> 00:37:12,981 - No. - Yeah. 794 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:15,734 Who said no? You said no? Why? 795 00:37:15,817 --> 00:37:19,363 I don't know. I don't think it's as necessary as it used to be. 796 00:37:19,446 --> 00:37:21,323 I mean, I know it's traditional and stuff, 797 00:37:21,407 --> 00:37:23,409 but like, I think I kinda wanna be my own person 798 00:37:23,492 --> 00:37:25,286 and not have to rely on someone else. 799 00:37:25,369 --> 00:37:26,453 That's how I feel. 800 00:37:26,537 --> 00:37:30,040 Like, I feel... Like, I've grown up never ever wanting to be married. 801 00:37:30,123 --> 00:37:32,959 Maybe when I was a little kid, I mean, like, envisioned, you know, 802 00:37:33,043 --> 00:37:35,086 bringing my kids to carpool or something. 803 00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:37,213 And then I grew up and realized I didn't really want kids. 804 00:37:38,424 --> 00:37:40,759 Is anybody here dating? Does anybody have a-- 805 00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:42,177 - I have a boyfriend. - You have a boyfriend? 806 00:37:42,261 --> 00:37:44,471 -Yeah. -Yeah? Is it serious? 807 00:37:44,555 --> 00:37:45,806 Yeah. I'd say so. 808 00:37:45,889 --> 00:37:47,516 Have you ever experienced being jealous? 809 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:52,145 Um... sort of. But, you know, I know I just have to trust him. 810 00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:55,316 Like, he's gonna do what he's gonna do and, like, I can't control that. 811 00:37:55,399 --> 00:37:59,861 But, you know, there's nothing you can do if he finds another girl attractive. 812 00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:02,113 -How old are you? -I'm 12. 813 00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:03,990 Wow, that's impressive. 814 00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:07,703 What about you? Do you think your parents are really happy with each other? 815 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,037 -Yeah. -Yeah. 816 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,707 And if they weren't happy, would you be okay if they got divorced? 817 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:14,042 -No, I wouldn't. -You wouldn't be okay. 818 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,544 -You would want them to stay together? -Yeah. 819 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:16,670 -Even if they were unhappy? -Uh-huh. 820 00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:18,922 -That's the problem with kids. -Right. 821 00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:21,508 What is the most common thing that married people fight about? 822 00:38:21,592 --> 00:38:23,719 For my parents, it's doing the dishes. 823 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,053 Yeah, they fight about that? 824 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,764 Not like "fight," but they sometimes are like, 825 00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:29,975 "You can do the dishes." "No, you can do the dishes." 826 00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:31,935 - Do you ever do the dishes? - No. 827 00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:33,645 - Well, jump in. 828 00:38:33,729 --> 00:38:38,359 To me, don't feel offended by this, but you kinda seem kind of a shy person. 829 00:38:38,442 --> 00:38:42,529 But if you want a guy for you, 830 00:38:42,613 --> 00:38:46,992 you should get out there more, and express your feelings, more happiness, 831 00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:50,329 instead of just, like, sitting alone. 832 00:38:50,412 --> 00:38:52,539 -Yeah. Yeah, okay, well, you're right. -So... 833 00:38:52,623 --> 00:38:55,959 I should get myself out there more and not sit alone. 834 00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:57,919 So, thank you. 835 00:38:58,504 --> 00:39:01,297 What do you think about marriage between three people? 836 00:39:01,382 --> 00:39:03,174 I feel... I feel like it's more... 837 00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:05,636 Like, the tradition is two people, 838 00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:07,804 but if three people really love each other, 839 00:39:07,888 --> 00:39:10,557 then it's their choice to get married or not. 840 00:39:22,444 --> 00:39:27,198 Now, when you're working with somebody, you use a flogger to actually warm them up 841 00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:29,743 so you don't traumatize their skin too bad. 842 00:39:33,288 --> 00:39:35,499 And then, so, after they're nice and warm, 843 00:39:35,582 --> 00:39:37,042 - you can switch to heavier stuff. 844 00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:38,293 --Like whips. 845 00:39:38,377 --> 00:39:39,670 Oh, my God. 846 00:39:48,470 --> 00:39:49,471 After the-- 847 00:39:49,555 --> 00:39:50,889 Can you just hit me on the ass lightly with that? 848 00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:53,684 I just wanna see what that is. Just very lightly. 849 00:39:53,767 --> 00:39:54,893 I just wanna see what that sensation feels like. 850 00:39:54,976 --> 00:39:56,102 Wait, use this one. 851 00:39:56,186 --> 00:39:59,440 - On your ass? - Yeah. Okay, got it. Got it. 852 00:39:59,523 --> 00:40:01,274 Okay. Just wondering. 853 00:40:02,192 --> 00:40:03,819 I just noticed that picture up there, 854 00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:07,864 and that is a photograph that I would never want anyone to ever take of me. 855 00:40:07,948 --> 00:40:09,825 That's so disgusting to me. 856 00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:13,369 Like, I don't ever want the back part of my vagina showing through my legs. 857 00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:16,289 - Oh, the lady lump part? - Yeah, that grosses me out. 858 00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:18,208 Well, who wants to see the back of a vagina? 859 00:40:18,291 --> 00:40:19,585 Well, that's-- I mean, nobody... 860 00:40:19,668 --> 00:40:22,212 -People barely wanna see the front of it. -I never bother with... 861 00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:24,756 Anyway, something to think about. 862 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:28,384 -Okay, so, you two are... You're Cupcake. -I am Cupcake. 863 00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:30,721 -And you are? Panda. -Panda. 864 00:40:30,804 --> 00:40:32,514 What were you on when you came up with those names? 865 00:40:32,598 --> 00:40:35,266 I name all my girls after food or animals. 866 00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:36,810 Ah... 867 00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:39,312 -So you consider yourselves sisters? -Yes. 868 00:40:39,395 --> 00:40:43,233 -And you're the father? -I go by "Sir" in the household. 869 00:40:43,316 --> 00:40:45,026 -So you live together? -Oh, yeah, yeah. 870 00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:47,738 What is this? This is just where you come and fuck? 871 00:40:47,821 --> 00:40:50,741 Like, whatever you do to each other, like, sadomasochism... 872 00:40:50,824 --> 00:40:52,826 -Correct. Yes, yes. -BDSM, right? 873 00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:54,745 - What's the "B" for? - Bondage. 874 00:40:54,828 --> 00:40:56,412 Bondage, dominate-- 875 00:40:56,497 --> 00:40:57,581 -Discipline, actually. -Discipline. 876 00:40:57,664 --> 00:40:59,040 A lot of people think it stands for domination. 877 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:00,542 It actually stands for discipline. 878 00:41:00,626 --> 00:41:02,961 -And then sadomasochism? -Yes, sadism and masochism. 879 00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:05,881 This is a lifestyle, it's not a lifelong commitment. 880 00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:06,965 - Is it? - Yes, it is. 881 00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:08,884 - It's supposed to be. - It is a lifelong commitment? 882 00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:10,135 Yeah. Our collars, this is... 883 00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:12,262 We had a ceremony. We basically were married. 884 00:41:12,345 --> 00:41:14,305 -And you're in charge of the household? -Yes. 885 00:41:14,389 --> 00:41:17,601 And so, you have to ask permission for everything from him? 886 00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:19,435 We always have to ask permission to eat. 887 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,772 When we go out in public, we have to ask permission to sit. 888 00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:23,774 Copy that. 889 00:41:23,857 --> 00:41:26,568 Do you ever say, "Go down on me right now" to him? 890 00:41:26,652 --> 00:41:29,404 Or like, "Fuck me in the..." Whatever you do, I don't know. 891 00:41:29,488 --> 00:41:32,115 "Fuck me in the ass," or whatever? I don't know what you're into. 892 00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:33,241 Yeah. Sometimes, yeah. 893 00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:34,450 Do you have to call him "Sir"? 894 00:41:34,535 --> 00:41:36,244 -No. -Wait, during sex? 895 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,829 Yeah, I don't... 896 00:41:37,913 --> 00:41:39,080 Well, what are you gonna call me if not "Sir"? 897 00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:41,207 -Well, if I... -Well, I call him "Daddy" sometimes. 898 00:41:41,291 --> 00:41:42,333 Uh-huh. 899 00:41:42,417 --> 00:41:46,254 There are many people that are living in this kind of arrangement, right? 900 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:49,215 There's a lot of people who have, like, submissives or slaves, but-- 901 00:41:49,299 --> 00:41:51,510 -So they are your slaves? -They are my slaves, yes. 902 00:41:51,593 --> 00:41:53,469 -I mean, you're a black man. -Yeah. 903 00:41:53,554 --> 00:41:54,680 You've heard of the expression, 904 00:41:54,763 --> 00:41:56,640 - "Two wrongs don't make a right," right? 905 00:41:56,723 --> 00:41:59,142 - Well, slavery and... - Slavehood. 906 00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:00,435 ...slavehood are two very different things. 907 00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:02,228 It's just a tricky word, "slavery." 908 00:42:02,312 --> 00:42:05,857 It's kinda like, you really don't wanna ever say, "slave." 909 00:42:06,567 --> 00:42:09,444 People are really into some weird shit, 910 00:42:09,528 --> 00:42:11,530 and I don't want that. 911 00:42:11,613 --> 00:42:15,075 That doesn't... is not palatable to me at all. 912 00:42:15,158 --> 00:42:17,035 I'm disgusted by it. 913 00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:21,039 I don't mean to be, 'cause it's judgmental, but I am. 914 00:42:21,122 --> 00:42:24,084 I mean, I don't want anything bad to happen to them. 915 00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:26,252 Just don't ever wanna see them. 916 00:42:29,297 --> 00:42:31,717 The first time that Kevin ever left me alone in his apartment, 917 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,635 I searched the entire place. 918 00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,303 - I love you. - I did. 919 00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:37,723 - I love him. - I opened boxes, old cards. 920 00:42:37,806 --> 00:42:40,892 I was like, "What is this stuffed animal? Like, what's this all about?" 921 00:42:42,769 --> 00:42:44,771 "What's this stuffed animal all about?" 922 00:42:44,855 --> 00:42:47,190 He was like... He goes, "Those things were very private." 923 00:42:47,273 --> 00:42:49,109 And I was like, "Uh, well..." 924 00:42:49,192 --> 00:42:51,319 I don't like it also, when you're with somebody, 925 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:53,196 and you do look at something and you find something, 926 00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:54,656 they're like, "Why were you looking at my phone?" 927 00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:55,741 -It's like... -"I'm human." 928 00:42:55,824 --> 00:42:57,576 "Because I thought something was there. And I was right. 929 00:42:57,659 --> 00:42:59,452 - So what the fuck are you talking..." - Thank you. 930 00:42:59,535 --> 00:43:01,997 "Forget about why I looked. Go look in my phone and see what you find." 931 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,123 Thank you. 932 00:43:03,206 --> 00:43:05,792 But don't ever ask me why I'm looking through your shit. 933 00:43:05,876 --> 00:43:07,961 Okay, here is the problem. Can I just interject because... 934 00:43:08,044 --> 00:43:09,713 - Okay. - I know what you're gonna say. 935 00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:12,173 Jenny is obviously on the exact same page as you with that idea. 936 00:43:12,257 --> 00:43:13,508 One hundred percent. Mmm-hmm. 937 00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:18,680 But here is the issue. I have nothing to hide. 938 00:43:18,764 --> 00:43:22,976 However, there are things that she will find 939 00:43:23,059 --> 00:43:25,020 that are completely innocuous 940 00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:30,942 that she will misinterpret and find herself getting angry at me for, 941 00:43:31,026 --> 00:43:32,485 completely unnecessarily. 942 00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:34,780 And there's almost no way for me to... And it's like-- 943 00:43:34,863 --> 00:43:38,867 Well, a picture of you getting a mani-pedi with another girl is fucking weird. 944 00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:40,576 - The end. - That is weird. 945 00:43:40,661 --> 00:43:42,578 - Okay, hold on. - Who was the girl? 946 00:43:42,663 --> 00:43:45,331 - Oh, fuck you, Brian! 947 00:43:45,415 --> 00:43:47,167 - Was it your sister, or was it-- - A mani-pedi. 948 00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:49,961 And that was, like, right after we were married even. I don't-- 949 00:43:50,045 --> 00:43:53,715 -So, what, it was still okay? -Well, we barely knew each other. 950 00:43:55,508 --> 00:43:58,303 I do agree, though. Like, for me, cheating is the thing that... 951 00:43:58,386 --> 00:44:00,180 Like, I have major trust issues. 952 00:44:00,263 --> 00:44:01,597 I don't know where the trust issues come from. 953 00:44:01,682 --> 00:44:03,642 And some people are open-minded about it, 954 00:44:03,725 --> 00:44:05,060 and people are like, "Oh, I can get over it." 955 00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:06,812 And some people are like, it's a black and white issue. 956 00:44:06,895 --> 00:44:09,272 Like, "I can never speak..." You know, "We're never gonna be together." 957 00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:11,232 - Right. - And for me, it's a black and white issue. 958 00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:13,068 And that kinda thing is just like... 959 00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:16,571 Oh, that's the one thing I'm scared about the most. 960 00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:34,130 Infidelity happens in every culture 961 00:44:34,214 --> 00:44:35,465 in every country on the planet. 962 00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:38,093 There's no place you can point to where our business wouldn't be relevant. 963 00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:40,470 How much money are you making a year? 964 00:44:40,553 --> 00:44:42,263 Ashley Madison makes about $150 million a year. 965 00:44:42,347 --> 00:44:45,350 -Aren't you essentially Ashley Madison? -Mr. Ashley Madison. 966 00:44:45,433 --> 00:44:47,894 I didn't realize I would be doing interviews like this in my future. 967 00:44:47,978 --> 00:44:49,896 I would've created a different persona. 968 00:44:49,980 --> 00:44:51,481 I really am Noel Biderman, 969 00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:53,399 but Ashley Madison was the branding we wanted 970 00:44:53,483 --> 00:44:56,444 so that women realized that this was a service for them. 971 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:58,404 My bet was not on male infidelity. 972 00:44:58,488 --> 00:45:01,324 I think there's lots of businesses all over the world catering to that. 973 00:45:01,407 --> 00:45:03,201 But nobody was looking at the female side of the equation. 974 00:45:03,284 --> 00:45:06,579 Uh-huh. So, you never sit in bed, lie next to your wife and think, 975 00:45:06,662 --> 00:45:08,999 "Wow, I'm going straight to hell"? 976 00:45:09,082 --> 00:45:10,751 -I do not. -You don't feel bad at all? 977 00:45:10,834 --> 00:45:11,960 You never lie awake at night-- 978 00:45:12,043 --> 00:45:13,962 I can't convince anyone to have an affair. I can't. 979 00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:16,214 -Well, you can make it very easy. -No. I have made it easier. 980 00:45:16,297 --> 00:45:18,925 I can say, "Hey, here's a bunch of candy, let me just put it in your mouth, 981 00:45:19,009 --> 00:45:20,093 and you could smell it and then eat it." 982 00:45:20,176 --> 00:45:21,845 But this is a world where you can't point fingers and say, 983 00:45:21,928 --> 00:45:22,971 "Their fault, their fault, their fault." 984 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:24,389 You have to have some accountability in this world, 985 00:45:24,472 --> 00:45:25,556 especially when it comes to your relationship. 986 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,683 You've obviously done a number on convincing yourself. 987 00:45:28,434 --> 00:45:30,561 So this is our Bill Clinton boardroom. 988 00:45:30,645 --> 00:45:33,481 You know, "Who's the most infamous infidel in the world?" 989 00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:37,568 We think every conversation about infidelity helps us grow. 990 00:45:37,652 --> 00:45:40,030 So, this is an outdoor campaign we are considering. 991 00:45:40,113 --> 00:45:41,114 Oh! 992 00:45:42,282 --> 00:45:45,827 I don't know her very well, or at all, but I can speak for her 993 00:45:45,911 --> 00:45:48,246 when I say that that won't be considered a tribute. 994 00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:49,956 -Fair enough. -I mean, don't you think? 995 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:52,125 You guys should be a little bit more prolific. 996 00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:53,376 I'll come up with some more stuff for you. 997 00:45:53,459 --> 00:45:54,961 Okay. By, like, 6:00, okay? 998 00:45:55,045 --> 00:45:57,713 -'Cause I have to... -For sure. I'll get started on it. 999 00:45:57,798 --> 00:45:59,215 When do people start having affairs? 1000 00:45:59,299 --> 00:46:01,885 Like, what, right after they have a baby? 1001 00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:03,804 A married woman looking to have an affair 1002 00:46:03,887 --> 00:46:06,556 doesn't just want an e-mail saying, "Hey, come meet me at the hotel, 4:00." 1003 00:46:06,639 --> 00:46:07,640 That's not what she's looking for. 1004 00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:09,225 -What is she looking for? -It's not just about sex. 1005 00:46:09,309 --> 00:46:10,310 She wants to have, like, a relationship? 1006 00:46:10,393 --> 00:46:11,477 The word they use is "passion." 1007 00:46:11,561 --> 00:46:13,104 No, no, I don't know if "a relationship" is fair. 1008 00:46:13,188 --> 00:46:14,647 She wants to be an object of desire again. 1009 00:46:14,730 --> 00:46:17,943 The happiest time in her romantic life was when she was being pursued. 1010 00:46:18,026 --> 00:46:19,820 You know, being put on a pedestal, being brought flowers-- 1011 00:46:19,903 --> 00:46:22,322 -But that's your conjecture from your-- -No, it's not conjecture. 1012 00:46:22,405 --> 00:46:25,241 I've done research with the University of California, Irvine, NYU, 1013 00:46:25,325 --> 00:46:29,662 I've gotten thousands of e-mail members. I'm actually knowledgeable about this. 1014 00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:31,873 All right, all right, calm down, first of all, okay? 1015 00:46:31,957 --> 00:46:32,999 I'm a woman, I'm just telling you, 1016 00:46:33,083 --> 00:46:34,835 some women just like to be thrown around in bed. 1017 00:46:34,918 --> 00:46:37,253 -That's their idea of "passion." -Some do, too. Yes. 1018 00:46:37,337 --> 00:46:38,964 Passion doesn't necessarily mean, "I want to be pursued." 1019 00:46:39,047 --> 00:46:40,756 It means sex plus something, though. That's the perception. 1020 00:46:40,841 --> 00:46:43,051 It's hard to be pursued while you're also married. 1021 00:46:44,552 --> 00:46:46,637 Well, obviously, I've known about Ashley Madison for a while, 1022 00:46:46,721 --> 00:46:48,056 but I didn't know that you guys were married. 1023 00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:49,807 -Right. -And that you don't cheat. 1024 00:46:49,891 --> 00:46:50,976 Not yet. 1025 00:46:52,518 --> 00:46:54,980 No, we have a difference in philosophy on this. I think it's important. 1026 00:46:55,063 --> 00:46:58,274 I believe that, if you're faced with this, 1027 00:46:58,358 --> 00:47:01,236 you know, Faustian terrible choice 1028 00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:04,447 of leaving or straying, you're better off straying. 1029 00:47:04,530 --> 00:47:05,949 -If you were to cheat on her... -Yeah. 1030 00:47:06,032 --> 00:47:07,158 I hope that doesn't happen. 1031 00:47:07,242 --> 00:47:09,702 -If you were to cheat on her, and you... -I hope so, too. 1032 00:47:09,785 --> 00:47:10,786 What do you mean, you hope so, too? 1033 00:47:10,871 --> 00:47:12,330 Just say it won't happen and then don't fucking do it. 1034 00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:13,414 No, but I'm telling you right now, 1035 00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:14,582 -if I woke up one morning and... -Wait. 1036 00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:16,251 -Let me finish. -...she's not interested in me, 1037 00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:17,460 it might happen. 1038 00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:19,921 If you were to do that, everybody in your life, 1039 00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:22,423 everybody you know, would be like, 1040 00:47:22,507 --> 00:47:24,092 "Well, what the hell did she think was gonna happen? 1041 00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:25,510 He started Ashley Madison." 1042 00:47:25,593 --> 00:47:28,638 I think people will judge me for the husband they see me being, 1043 00:47:28,721 --> 00:47:30,223 for the parent they see me being. 1044 00:47:30,306 --> 00:47:32,433 Would you sit there and not be friends with a divorce attorney 1045 00:47:32,517 --> 00:47:33,809 just 'cause they help people separate all day long? 1046 00:47:33,894 --> 00:47:34,895 I don't think that's a realistic way 1047 00:47:34,978 --> 00:47:36,062 of looking at the world, to be honest with you. 1048 00:47:36,146 --> 00:47:37,522 I know your friends' wives are probably like, 1049 00:47:37,605 --> 00:47:40,608 "There is no way in hell that you're going away for a weekend..." 1050 00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,402 If you wanted to go to Vegas, or wherever people-- 1051 00:47:42,485 --> 00:47:44,570 I just took them. I just took my friends away to New Orleans, 1052 00:47:44,654 --> 00:47:46,406 I've taken them to Vegas to the AVN Awards, 1053 00:47:46,489 --> 00:47:48,158 that's the Porn Star of the Year Awards. 1054 00:47:48,241 --> 00:47:49,409 I've taken them to the Playboy Mansion. 1055 00:47:49,492 --> 00:47:51,577 I have done all those things with my friends. 1056 00:47:51,661 --> 00:47:53,788 Supposedly with their wife's endorsement, of course. 1057 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,665 This sounds idealistic, 1058 00:47:55,748 --> 00:47:58,919 but nothing is really taboo in our relationship. 1059 00:47:59,002 --> 00:48:03,006 And that's really helped us to really understand where we're at, you know? 1060 00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:07,260 On the line, like, how happy is he, how disappointed is he, you know? 1061 00:48:07,343 --> 00:48:09,095 What about what makes you happy? 1062 00:48:09,179 --> 00:48:10,346 - I mean... 1063 00:48:10,430 --> 00:48:11,806 And that's the flip side. 1064 00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:16,311 Like, we're in tune with each other because we've had serious conversations 1065 00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:19,230 that I think that a lot of people avoid. 1066 00:48:19,314 --> 00:48:21,232 I mean, what about your children? 1067 00:48:21,316 --> 00:48:22,817 The one I fear the most... We have a young daughter-- 1068 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:26,321 We haven't gone there yet, they just think it's cool that he's the boss. 1069 00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:28,156 I might tell them I'm just an actor. 1070 00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,241 That's good. Just lie to them. That's good. 1071 00:48:30,325 --> 00:48:31,784 That always works for parents. 1072 00:48:31,867 --> 00:48:33,911 -Do you guys go to therapy? -No. 1073 00:48:33,995 --> 00:48:35,413 -Really? -Should we? 1074 00:48:35,496 --> 00:48:37,332 -Yeah, you should probably go. -Everyone probably should. 1075 00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:40,961 It's ironic, but we really think that having started this business together, 1076 00:48:41,044 --> 00:48:43,546 it has cemented our relationship. 1077 00:48:43,629 --> 00:48:45,465 -Is that right? Mmm. -Yes. 1078 00:48:45,548 --> 00:48:47,342 -Do you guys have a prenup? -None. 1079 00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:49,344 - No. - Ashley Madison's half hers. 1080 00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:51,304 -What a lucky girl. -See, I'm smarter than you think. 1081 00:48:51,387 --> 00:48:55,100 This is a good time... You are smarter. Well, I didn't think you were stupid. 1082 00:48:55,183 --> 00:48:58,019 But this would be a good time to split up if you want to. 1083 00:49:07,362 --> 00:49:11,741 Hey, Chelsea. It's Cristina Morara, Stellar Hitch. How's it going? 1084 00:49:11,824 --> 00:49:12,908 Hi. 1085 00:49:12,993 --> 00:49:15,495 Are you getting excited for tomorrow? 1086 00:49:15,578 --> 00:49:16,704 No. 1087 00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:20,000 Think about some of the things that we talked about, and just, uh... 1088 00:49:20,083 --> 00:49:22,710 surrender to the situation, that's all I can say. 1089 00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:26,339 Okay, great. So, I have another call coming in, so I'll see you... 1090 00:49:26,422 --> 00:49:29,134 Or, no, I'll talk to you after I go on my dates. 1091 00:49:29,217 --> 00:49:31,094 -Love it. All right, have fun! -Okay, bye. 1092 00:49:31,177 --> 00:49:32,428 Thanks, bye. 1093 00:49:33,179 --> 00:49:34,555 - Shh. 1094 00:49:36,266 --> 00:49:39,977 I mean, she's nice and everything, but... Ugh, I can't talk like that. 1095 00:49:40,061 --> 00:49:42,438 That's very annoying. 1096 00:49:42,522 --> 00:49:46,817 "Surrender. Just surrender, Chelsea. Just surrender. 1097 00:49:46,901 --> 00:49:49,487 Just be yourself. Actually, don't be yourself. 1098 00:49:49,570 --> 00:49:51,989 Can you try not to be yourself and then surrender?" 1099 00:49:53,116 --> 00:49:54,659 How am I supposed to do that? 1100 00:49:54,742 --> 00:49:57,703 These guys are all gonna be like, "What a fucking bitch." 1101 00:50:09,465 --> 00:50:11,301 - Hey! Hi, hi, hi. - Hi. How are ya? 1102 00:50:11,384 --> 00:50:13,136 -I'm good, how are you? -Excellent. 1103 00:50:13,219 --> 00:50:15,471 -Nice to meet you. Chelsea. -Nice to meet you. Michael. 1104 00:50:15,555 --> 00:50:16,639 Brian. 1105 00:50:16,722 --> 00:50:17,723 -Nice to meet you. -Pleasure. 1106 00:50:17,807 --> 00:50:20,726 -So, hi... Hi. -Hi. Hi. 1107 00:50:20,810 --> 00:50:23,146 - Not awkward at all. - No. 1108 00:50:23,229 --> 00:50:26,399 All I know about you is that you have two freaking adorable dogs. 1109 00:50:26,482 --> 00:50:28,318 -Are you a dog person? -I'm a big dog person. 1110 00:50:28,401 --> 00:50:29,944 -I don't know anybody-- -I foster dogs all the time. 1111 00:50:30,027 --> 00:50:31,154 -Oh, you do? -Yeah. 1112 00:50:31,237 --> 00:50:32,697 But then, what if you fall in love with a dog? 1113 00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:33,823 Don't you wanna keep it? 1114 00:50:33,906 --> 00:50:37,202 I am really happy to see a great dog find a great home. 1115 00:50:37,910 --> 00:50:43,040 So, I heard a rumor that you are serious about trying to meet somebody 1116 00:50:43,124 --> 00:50:45,168 and have a meaningful relationship. 1117 00:50:45,251 --> 00:50:47,753 So, I'm here to confirm whether that rumor is true or not. 1118 00:50:47,837 --> 00:50:50,173 Yes. No. Do you want something to drink? He's the waiter. 1119 00:50:50,256 --> 00:50:52,800 Oh, sure. Hey, how's it going? I'm Brian, by the way. 1120 00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:54,344 -What would you like to drink? -Uh... 1121 00:50:54,427 --> 00:50:56,096 Do you have a Reposado? 1122 00:50:56,179 --> 00:50:57,472 -Scotch would be great. -Scotch, sure. 1123 00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:58,556 -On the rocks? -Neat, please. 1124 00:50:58,639 --> 00:51:00,891 -Something with vodka would be fantastic. -All right, sure thing. 1125 00:51:00,975 --> 00:51:01,976 Yeah. 1126 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,769 -Here, cheers. -Cheers. 1127 00:51:03,853 --> 00:51:05,188 I like Reposado. 1128 00:51:06,939 --> 00:51:09,109 I'm meeting with a bunch of guys in a row, so... 1129 00:51:09,192 --> 00:51:10,276 -I got you. -Yeah. 1130 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:11,652 Sounds like a fun day. 1131 00:51:11,736 --> 00:51:13,904 Yeah, exactly. 1132 00:51:13,988 --> 00:51:17,408 So, before this, you said you didn't have a girlfriend for like, what, four years? 1133 00:51:17,492 --> 00:51:18,701 Like four, five years, yeah. 1134 00:51:18,784 --> 00:51:19,785 Six or seven years. 1135 00:51:19,869 --> 00:51:21,829 -Oh, no. -Yeah. I was focusing on my career. 1136 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:24,290 -What do you do? -I'm a lawyer by trade. 1137 00:51:24,374 --> 00:51:27,668 I've debated Sean Hannity a bunch of times on Sirius Radio. 1138 00:51:27,752 --> 00:51:29,712 -Yeah, good for you. -That's been a challenge. Yeah. 1139 00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:31,964 Solar scooters, we have. 1140 00:51:32,047 --> 00:51:33,591 -Solar scooters? -Yeah. 1141 00:51:33,674 --> 00:51:35,926 It's like, if I have to go do a quick thing in the day... 1142 00:51:36,010 --> 00:51:38,471 I mean, obviously, I have a car. But, you know, but it's actually-- 1143 00:51:38,554 --> 00:51:39,555 Good to know. 1144 00:51:39,639 --> 00:51:41,807 Yeah, I live with my mom, though. That's okay, right? 1145 00:51:41,891 --> 00:51:43,643 Yeah, that's fine. I would've expected that. 1146 00:51:43,726 --> 00:51:44,769 Yeah, exactly. 1147 00:51:44,852 --> 00:51:46,020 -Have you been married? -Never. 1148 00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:47,272 -Never. -And I've never-- 1149 00:51:47,355 --> 00:51:48,773 Were you close? Engaged? 1150 00:51:48,856 --> 00:51:50,316 -Not really. -Why? 1151 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,193 Just not into it. Never met anybody that-- 1152 00:51:52,277 --> 00:51:54,111 -So why are you dating? -You interrupt a lot. 1153 00:51:54,737 --> 00:51:56,197 Really? I'm just asking a question. 1154 00:51:56,281 --> 00:51:58,158 -I know, but it's a lot. -It's a follow-on. 1155 00:51:58,241 --> 00:51:59,367 Like, you don't let me finish my thoughts. 1156 00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:00,826 I thought you had paused. Sorry. 1157 00:52:00,910 --> 00:52:03,996 No, I did pause, but that's not like, a vote for interruption. 1158 00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:05,165 Okay. 1159 00:52:09,210 --> 00:52:11,296 Well, I wanna do a toast to you. 1160 00:52:11,379 --> 00:52:13,005 -We're gonna do toast. -Wow. Thank you. 1161 00:52:13,088 --> 00:52:18,594 To meeting a woman who's passionate and entrepreneurial and fearless. 1162 00:52:18,678 --> 00:52:21,639 Jersey girl makes her way to California, big dream to be a star. 1163 00:52:21,722 --> 00:52:22,973 -Yeah. -It's a great story. 1164 00:52:23,057 --> 00:52:25,601 -It is a good story. -Family's gotta be proud. 1165 00:52:25,685 --> 00:52:27,312 Yeah, they're proud. 1166 00:52:27,395 --> 00:52:31,524 How did you get involved with Cristine... a. 1167 00:52:31,607 --> 00:52:32,608 Is it Cristina? 1168 00:52:32,692 --> 00:52:34,151 She actually reached out to me and said, 1169 00:52:34,235 --> 00:52:36,487 "Hey, there's something that I think would be interesting for ya. 1170 00:52:36,571 --> 00:52:38,989 I'd love to talk to you about it." And I said, "Absolutely." 1171 00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:40,408 I'll take a chance on anything. She's always fun. 1172 00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:42,910 Have you gone out with other women, or is this your first, like, date? 1173 00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:44,495 I've gone out with one other woman, yeah. 1174 00:52:44,579 --> 00:52:46,331 And what happened there? If you don't mind my asking. 1175 00:52:46,414 --> 00:52:47,498 Sure. It was last night. 1176 00:52:47,582 --> 00:52:48,583 It was a great date. 1177 00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:49,792 She's a wonderful woman. I'll see her again here 1178 00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:51,377 - in about two weeks. 1179 00:52:51,461 --> 00:52:52,878 -That's honesty for ya. -That's good. 1180 00:52:52,962 --> 00:52:55,381 -Yeah, no, that is honesty, good. -Yeah. 1181 00:52:55,465 --> 00:52:57,633 Well, hopefully we'll stay in touch. 1182 00:52:57,717 --> 00:52:59,552 -Okay, well, nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you, too. 1183 00:52:59,635 --> 00:53:00,928 Yeah. Thank you very much. 1184 00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:02,763 And have fun on your date with that other girl. 1185 00:53:02,847 --> 00:53:03,973 --It'll be great. 1186 00:53:04,056 --> 00:53:05,350 -Thank you. -Yeah. 1187 00:53:05,433 --> 00:53:07,310 -I like your suit. Very nice. -Oh, thank you very much. 1188 00:53:07,393 --> 00:53:09,395 -Buh-bye. Bye. -Great meeting you. Bye. 1189 00:53:14,484 --> 00:53:17,152 You wanna call Cristina right now and put her on speaker? 1190 00:53:17,237 --> 00:53:20,365 Should I ask Cristina and her husband if they wanna have a three-way? 1191 00:53:30,291 --> 00:53:32,126 All the things that people say about LA, 1192 00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:33,711 like, "LA, it's so hard to meet people." 1193 00:53:33,794 --> 00:53:35,838 I've always been like, "That's such nonsense. That's bullshit." 1194 00:53:37,340 --> 00:53:39,008 It's never hard to meet somebody. You're supposed to meet 1195 00:53:39,091 --> 00:53:41,261 who you're supposed to meet, and it happens when it's gonna happen. 1196 00:53:43,137 --> 00:53:47,224 But I go through really long periods of not having sex, 1197 00:53:47,308 --> 00:53:50,311 and then I go through periods where I, like, you know, fuck like a bunny rabbit. 1198 00:53:50,395 --> 00:53:51,729 -Mmm-hmm. -And it's not... 1199 00:53:51,812 --> 00:53:54,732 It's just, like, I haven't had sex... 1200 00:53:54,815 --> 00:53:56,567 Not that this is about sex, because, obviously, 1201 00:53:56,651 --> 00:53:58,193 I can have sex if I want to... 1202 00:53:58,278 --> 00:54:01,071 Actually, I don't know if I can anymore, 1203 00:54:01,155 --> 00:54:04,325 but I haven't had sex in, like, six or seven months. 1204 00:54:04,409 --> 00:54:06,118 -Mmm-hmm. -And that's... I almost feel, like, 1205 00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:08,454 -a little bit embarrassed. -Mmm-hmm. 1206 00:54:08,538 --> 00:54:10,540 And I dated a lot of guys that don't live in the country. 1207 00:54:10,623 --> 00:54:12,875 -So that's easy not to be committed to. -Okay. 1208 00:54:12,958 --> 00:54:15,378 And I don't know if that's like a subliminal thing I'm doing to myself. 1209 00:54:15,461 --> 00:54:16,546 Yeah. So you distance yourself. 1210 00:54:16,629 --> 00:54:18,673 You have some distancing behaviors 1211 00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:22,385 where you date people who are not quite fully available? 1212 00:54:22,468 --> 00:54:25,346 I don't know if it's that, or if I'm just dating people in different countries 1213 00:54:25,430 --> 00:54:28,891 because it's easier for me to date somebody when there is a language barrier. 1214 00:54:28,974 --> 00:54:30,685 I mean, I'm a lot to handle, 1215 00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:33,396 and I have an intense personality, and I'm not shy, 1216 00:54:33,479 --> 00:54:36,441 -which is also not feminine, really. -Mmm-hmm. 1217 00:54:36,524 --> 00:54:37,983 Okay. Okay. 1218 00:54:38,067 --> 00:54:41,654 So, you're dating people who don't speak English as their first language? 1219 00:54:41,737 --> 00:54:43,614 Well, I mean, they can speak English. 1220 00:54:43,698 --> 00:54:45,240 I mean, I'm not dating people who can't... 1221 00:54:45,325 --> 00:54:47,034 You know, it's not like we're not communicating. 1222 00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:49,412 -But there's sort of a distancing. -There is a barrier. 1223 00:54:49,495 --> 00:54:51,622 Yeah, and that's comfortable for you? 1224 00:54:51,706 --> 00:54:53,749 Yeah. But, you know, my friends are like, 1225 00:54:53,833 --> 00:54:55,751 "All right, you've gotta get something going." 1226 00:55:01,716 --> 00:55:03,843 Creating healthy relationships, 1227 00:55:03,926 --> 00:55:07,388 it's about your self-expression. 1228 00:55:07,472 --> 00:55:12,017 And in a world where a lot of people aren't used to talking about intimacy... 1229 00:55:12,101 --> 00:55:15,438 no one really inherits those skill sets from our folks. 1230 00:55:15,521 --> 00:55:17,982 Chelsea's here to geek out with us, and we're gonna do... 1231 00:55:18,065 --> 00:55:19,359 You're gonna help me with some exercises. 1232 00:55:19,442 --> 00:55:21,444 -Oh, really? Oh, okay. -Yes. 1233 00:55:21,527 --> 00:55:23,028 --I didn't know, I didn't know, 1234 00:55:23,112 --> 00:55:24,113 but I'm happy to do anything. 1235 00:55:24,196 --> 00:55:26,031 -Sure, I'll jump in. Yeah. -Okay. Okay. 1236 00:55:27,492 --> 00:55:28,868 -Not sexually. -Okay. 1237 00:55:28,951 --> 00:55:30,620 --Okay. We're on the same page? 1238 00:55:30,703 --> 00:55:32,747 -Mmm... no, but yes. -No? Okay. 1239 00:55:34,415 --> 00:55:35,791 That being said, take a deep breath. 1240 00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:38,210 And then go... 1241 00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:42,715 So now, we're gonna make this a whole exercise. 1242 00:55:42,798 --> 00:55:44,384 One of you is gonna stay seated 1243 00:55:44,467 --> 00:55:46,010 and the other person's gonna get behind you. 1244 00:55:46,093 --> 00:55:49,430 What you're gonna do is you're just gonna start massaging. 1245 00:55:49,514 --> 00:55:52,182 And then, if you want me to change anything, 1246 00:55:52,266 --> 00:55:54,727 you're gonna give me an appreciation. 1247 00:55:54,810 --> 00:55:57,146 That's a great massage. 1248 00:55:57,229 --> 00:56:00,024 - Thank you. And then the upgrade. 1249 00:56:00,107 --> 00:56:01,859 Can you go a little bit deeper? 1250 00:56:02,943 --> 00:56:05,530 That's even better. 1251 00:56:05,613 --> 00:56:06,989 - Perfect! 1252 00:56:07,782 --> 00:56:09,700 You say thank you to your partners. 1253 00:56:09,784 --> 00:56:10,910 Thank you. 1254 00:56:10,993 --> 00:56:13,078 And now, I'm gonna demo what I want you to do. 1255 00:56:13,162 --> 00:56:14,747 -May I touch your arm? -Mmm-hmm. 1256 00:56:14,830 --> 00:56:20,878 So, you're gonna just touch as lightly and as slowly 1257 00:56:20,961 --> 00:56:26,216 and in a way that allows you to pick up the most information... that you can. 1258 00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:28,678 So, on a scale from one to ten, 1259 00:56:28,761 --> 00:56:30,304 what does that feel like? 1260 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:31,514 A six. 1261 00:56:31,597 --> 00:56:35,225 Okay, so then the question is, what would make it a nine? 1262 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:39,229 - Someone else doing it. 1263 00:56:41,857 --> 00:56:44,276 No offense, no offense. 1264 00:56:44,359 --> 00:56:46,153 - Take a deep breath. 1265 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:48,363 - Then go... 1266 00:56:48,448 --> 00:56:51,033 Okay, we got into the piece here where we're gonna... 1267 00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:53,368 Chelsea's gonna ask us some questions and whatnot. 1268 00:56:53,453 --> 00:56:57,748 First of all, I'm curious, 'cause I was reading your bio on our way over, 1269 00:56:57,832 --> 00:56:59,083 and it said that you're in 1270 00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:01,794 -a non-monogamous committed relationship. -Mmm-hmm. 1271 00:57:01,877 --> 00:57:03,921 So, what is the commitment? 1272 00:57:04,004 --> 00:57:06,131 It's not about sexual fidelity. 1273 00:57:06,215 --> 00:57:10,553 And, in our relationship, we're allowed to fall in love with other people, too. 1274 00:57:10,636 --> 00:57:12,930 Okay, so, how has that worked out? 1275 00:57:13,013 --> 00:57:14,223 How has it worked out? 1276 00:57:14,306 --> 00:57:16,225 Well, if you are committed, you live with somebody, 1277 00:57:16,308 --> 00:57:17,560 and then you fall in love with someone else... 1278 00:57:17,643 --> 00:57:18,686 -Yes. -Then, what do you... 1279 00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:20,480 I mean, how does that happen? And what happens there? 1280 00:57:20,563 --> 00:57:22,482 A lot of communication and processing, usually. 1281 00:57:22,565 --> 00:57:24,775 Are other people in that kind of relationship? 1282 00:57:24,859 --> 00:57:27,319 -You are? Well, what's the dynamic? -Yeah. 1283 00:57:27,402 --> 00:57:29,071 Well, I like the term "non-monogamy," 1284 00:57:29,154 --> 00:57:30,823 'cause some people would say we're polyamorous. 1285 00:57:30,906 --> 00:57:33,033 But non-monogamous, it's an empty table, 1286 00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:35,285 and there's all sorts of different options. 1287 00:57:35,369 --> 00:57:40,124 So, we only move toward things that are a total yes for both of us. 1288 00:57:40,207 --> 00:57:41,291 And what about the two of you? 1289 00:57:41,375 --> 00:57:44,837 We have two bedrooms in our condo and I moved into the other room. 1290 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:47,006 And we don't sleep in the same room anymore. 1291 00:57:47,089 --> 00:57:49,341 It's, like, the best thing that's ever happened for us. 1292 00:57:49,424 --> 00:57:50,468 - Really? - I agree. 1293 00:57:50,551 --> 00:57:51,552 -We're doing it, too. -We each sleep better. 1294 00:57:51,636 --> 00:57:54,639 So you do it every night regardless? Do you ever sleep together? 1295 00:57:54,722 --> 00:57:57,266 We have sleepovers sometimes, but then, it's, like, sweet. 1296 00:57:57,349 --> 00:57:58,433 What about the two of you? 1297 00:57:58,518 --> 00:58:00,853 Have you ever been through a patch where you almost broke up? 1298 00:58:00,936 --> 00:58:04,148 Early on in our relationship, we had a bad year. 1299 00:58:04,231 --> 00:58:06,358 It was a lot of tragedies, very soon. 1300 00:58:06,441 --> 00:58:08,611 Yeah, her mom passed away. 1301 00:58:08,694 --> 00:58:12,156 -We lost, like, our family dog... -Got in a car accident. 1302 00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:15,409 And it was so bad, and we almost broke up a million times, 1303 00:58:15,493 --> 00:58:18,287 and we stuck together, and I think it made us stronger. 1304 00:58:18,370 --> 00:58:20,873 It's like, if we can get through all of that, 1305 00:58:20,956 --> 00:58:23,333 there's nothing we can't get through. 1306 00:58:23,417 --> 00:58:25,670 Moments that I've never had with anybody else, 1307 00:58:25,753 --> 00:58:28,714 and I couldn't imagine having with anybody else, and... 1308 00:58:28,798 --> 00:58:31,216 Very, very lucky that it worked out that way. 1309 00:58:37,723 --> 00:58:38,808 Do you have any regrets? 1310 00:58:38,891 --> 00:58:41,936 Anything that you would've done differently in your marriage? 1311 00:58:42,019 --> 00:58:46,440 Did you have any extramarital activities that you regret? 1312 00:58:50,986 --> 00:58:52,905 -That sounds like a yes. -Pregnant pause. 1313 00:58:54,949 --> 00:58:55,991 No. 1314 00:58:56,951 --> 00:58:59,579 - Good answer. 1315 00:58:59,662 --> 00:59:00,705 What about Mom? 1316 00:59:00,788 --> 00:59:04,542 Do you think Mom was up to any extramarital shenanigans? 1317 00:59:04,625 --> 00:59:05,960 Not that I'm aware of. 1318 00:59:07,002 --> 00:59:08,420 Perhaps she did. 1319 00:59:10,089 --> 00:59:11,506 But I'm not aware of it. 1320 00:59:12,592 --> 00:59:14,719 And your marriage was a success? 1321 00:59:14,802 --> 00:59:16,136 I think it was. 1322 00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:19,014 You think you picked a good wife? 1323 00:59:19,098 --> 00:59:22,017 -Excellent wife. -You still miss her? 1324 00:59:22,101 --> 00:59:23,518 Absolutely. 1325 00:59:23,603 --> 00:59:25,688 She was my right hand. She... 1326 00:59:26,313 --> 00:59:28,523 She did things that I couldn't do. 1327 00:59:29,567 --> 00:59:31,569 Actually, she was your right and left hand. 1328 00:59:44,582 --> 00:59:45,958 - Did you cheat? - No, not on you. 1329 00:59:46,041 --> 00:59:47,877 Yeah, how could you? I was there all the time. 1330 00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,044 Exactly, there was no time. 1331 00:59:49,128 --> 00:59:51,839 No, but when we broke up, I went... I got really drunk... 1332 00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:52,965 That day, right? 1333 00:59:53,048 --> 00:59:55,843 Yeah, the day we broke up, he took a girl home. 1334 00:59:55,926 --> 00:59:58,053 And I went in at, like, 1:00 in the morning-- 1335 00:59:58,137 --> 00:59:59,680 She still had her key. 1336 00:59:59,764 --> 01:00:01,766 I had the key to his house and I walked in, 1337 01:00:01,849 --> 01:00:04,810 and he came out of the bedroom, he was like, "No, no, no, no, don't!" 1338 01:00:04,894 --> 01:00:06,186 And I was like, "What?" 1339 01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:08,188 And I realized, "Oh, my God, there's somebody here." 1340 01:00:08,272 --> 01:00:10,024 Like, he had a woman there, and I was... 1341 01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:11,483 The worst! 1342 01:00:11,566 --> 01:00:13,778 It was the worst night! Oh, my God. 1343 01:00:13,861 --> 01:00:16,405 And then I made a great plug in my stand-up routine. 1344 01:00:16,488 --> 01:00:17,990 -So it helped me become good at stand-up. -You did? 1345 01:00:18,073 --> 01:00:19,867 Yeah, well, I made it two Asian women instead of one. 1346 01:00:19,950 --> 01:00:21,326 Well, you even put that in your book. 1347 01:00:21,410 --> 01:00:22,953 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then... 1348 01:00:23,037 --> 01:00:25,539 Well, you shouldn't have done it if you didn't want me to write about it. 1349 01:00:25,623 --> 01:00:26,624 We were broken up. 1350 01:00:26,707 --> 01:00:28,793 - But for 12 hours! 1351 01:00:28,876 --> 01:00:32,587 But anyway, you also dated only Asian women after me. 1352 01:00:32,672 --> 01:00:34,256 -No, I did not! -Yes, you did. 1353 01:00:34,339 --> 01:00:37,301 You do realize that if you had been romantic with me, 1354 01:00:37,384 --> 01:00:40,054 and nicer to me, and did what I told you to do, 1355 01:00:40,137 --> 01:00:44,349 that you would have a really, really nice lifestyle right now. 1356 01:00:44,433 --> 01:00:45,559 Yeah, I... 1357 01:00:45,643 --> 01:00:48,938 What people... People actually say that to me, they say, 1358 01:00:49,021 --> 01:00:51,398 "Just, don't you wish you were married to Chelsea now? 1359 01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:53,400 - Just look at the way you'd be living." 1360 01:00:53,483 --> 01:00:55,194 And I would go... I'd go... 1361 01:00:55,277 --> 01:01:00,825 "If I was with Chelsea now, I'd be divorced by now." 1362 01:01:00,908 --> 01:01:02,785 -Exactly. -"And I'd have two screwed up kids." 1363 01:01:02,868 --> 01:01:04,119 -Yeah. Right. -You know, well... 1364 01:01:04,203 --> 01:01:06,664 You're right. Yeah, I would've been a nightmare. 1365 01:01:06,747 --> 01:01:10,625 I don't blame you. It sounds awful. I sound awful. 1366 01:01:10,710 --> 01:01:14,004 She was, uh, a complex character, to say the least. 1367 01:01:20,344 --> 01:01:26,266 Have you ever gotten close to maybe thinking you wanted to get married? 1368 01:01:26,350 --> 01:01:28,185 The guy in New York wanted to get married. 1369 01:01:28,268 --> 01:01:31,146 He proposed to me in a very silly way, 1370 01:01:31,230 --> 01:01:34,316 and I said, "Yes," at the time, and I knew I would never marry him. 1371 01:01:34,399 --> 01:01:38,320 Like, I always knew I had to get out of that relationship, 1372 01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:41,782 and Ted knew that I didn't wanna get married, so it didn't ever come up. 1373 01:01:41,866 --> 01:01:43,993 And he had just gotten out of a marriage right when I met him. 1374 01:01:44,076 --> 01:01:45,244 So that kinda didn't come up. 1375 01:01:45,327 --> 01:01:48,247 We just assumed we would be together forever. 1376 01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:50,207 And he was 20 years older than me, 1377 01:01:50,290 --> 01:01:52,877 so, I think, his "forever" was a lot different than my "forever." 1378 01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:53,961 Right. 1379 01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:55,838 You know, I thought I was gonna marry Peter, probably, 1380 01:01:55,921 --> 01:01:57,882 my first... the English guy, when I was 20. 1381 01:01:57,965 --> 01:01:59,549 I think, every time you get in a relationship, 1382 01:01:59,633 --> 01:02:02,261 you're like, "Oh, what can this be? Longevity?" 1383 01:02:02,344 --> 01:02:04,972 I feel like that's something to really aspire to, 1384 01:02:05,055 --> 01:02:07,808 to be able to be with somebody for a long period of time 1385 01:02:07,892 --> 01:02:09,977 and not have it get stale. 1386 01:02:12,312 --> 01:02:15,649 I see you as a very strong woman, 1387 01:02:15,733 --> 01:02:18,819 and you're gonna need a very strong man 1388 01:02:18,903 --> 01:02:23,824 that will trust you to be yourself, that isn't threatened by it. 1389 01:02:24,867 --> 01:02:29,163 She would need to be with somebody who was attracted to her power. 1390 01:02:29,246 --> 01:02:34,752 The thing that he likes the most about her is the fact that she will speak her mind, 1391 01:02:34,835 --> 01:02:37,254 and will have a two-martini lunch-- 1392 01:02:37,337 --> 01:02:38,923 -Yeah, topless. -And will... 1393 01:02:39,006 --> 01:02:41,050 I think Chelsea finding anybody, though, 1394 01:02:41,133 --> 01:02:44,136 takes a very strong-willed man of any faith. 1395 01:02:44,219 --> 01:02:46,013 I hate that, that you're saying that. 1396 01:02:46,096 --> 01:02:49,224 I'm sorry, because everybody used to say that about me when I was single. 1397 01:02:49,308 --> 01:02:51,852 They were like, "You know, it's gonna be tough for you to find somebody." 1398 01:02:51,936 --> 01:02:53,728 And you were special. 1399 01:02:53,813 --> 01:02:56,023 -What I'm saying is I wanna marry Chelsea. -Okay, okay. 1400 01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:58,818 -I could handle marrying Chelsea. -You could! 1401 01:02:58,901 --> 01:03:02,947 I believe, when people are ready for each other, 1402 01:03:03,030 --> 01:03:05,365 -God has a way of giving things to them. -Yeah. 1403 01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:09,244 - Have I got a guy for you. 1404 01:03:09,328 --> 01:03:11,997 I will be leaving my number. You can text me. 1405 01:03:13,916 --> 01:03:16,794 Sounds like you kind of need, and I don't know this guy personally, 1406 01:03:16,877 --> 01:03:18,753 but my public perception is, 1407 01:03:18,838 --> 01:03:21,841 you kind of need, like, a Stedman kinda situation. 1408 01:03:21,924 --> 01:03:23,801 -Stedman Graham from Oprah? -No? 1409 01:03:23,884 --> 01:03:25,177 No! I don't need that. 1410 01:03:25,260 --> 01:03:27,137 I don't need somebody to orbit around me. 1411 01:03:27,221 --> 01:03:29,223 -Okay. -I mean, that seems a little bit much. 1412 01:03:29,306 --> 01:03:32,184 -Okay, so... But being able to handle-- -Or it sounds actually ideal, 1413 01:03:32,267 --> 01:03:33,518 - I can't really decide. 1414 01:03:33,602 --> 01:03:35,104 I mean, I'm really thinking, in my mind, 1415 01:03:35,187 --> 01:03:37,522 -maybe that is exactly what I need. -Mmm-hmm. 1416 01:03:37,606 --> 01:03:40,567 Do you feel confident that I'm going to meet anybody, though? 1417 01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:42,862 I do. 'Cause I think you want to. 1418 01:03:42,945 --> 01:03:44,947 I think, like, you aren't afraid of committing. 1419 01:03:45,030 --> 01:03:46,198 I think, like, you're... 1420 01:03:46,281 --> 01:03:50,327 Some people really, I think, don't wanna be in a long-term committed thing, 1421 01:03:50,410 --> 01:03:53,538 and I think you see the value in that and want to do that. 1422 01:03:53,622 --> 01:03:55,290 Um, and I think you'd be a really good partner. 1423 01:03:55,374 --> 01:03:57,209 So, I think... I do think you will. 1424 01:03:57,292 --> 01:04:02,047 I think there are a lot of men who might be afraid to take you on. 1425 01:04:02,131 --> 01:04:05,384 And has anything that we've done, like, through all of this... 1426 01:04:05,467 --> 01:04:08,178 Like, have you thought about marriage differently? 1427 01:04:08,262 --> 01:04:11,598 The thing, from talking about this on camera, is that, 1428 01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:17,229 I feel like I'm putting myself in a very vulnerable situation or position, 1429 01:04:17,312 --> 01:04:19,689 and saying to the world, "This is how I feel." 1430 01:04:19,773 --> 01:04:22,651 And, to me, that's, like, very personal. 1431 01:04:22,734 --> 01:04:25,320 Even for me, it's personal, so I've... 1432 01:04:25,404 --> 01:04:29,199 But that's, you know, the strongest feeling I have about this, 1433 01:04:29,283 --> 01:04:33,787 is that I've really exposed myself, instead of, like, you know... 1434 01:04:34,872 --> 01:04:37,082 I don't know, I feel like there's a tougher exterior 1435 01:04:37,166 --> 01:04:39,126 that's been kind of torn down. 1436 01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:43,713 - By talking about it. Honestly. - Mmm-hmm. 1437 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,052 One of the things you said was, 1438 01:04:48,135 --> 01:04:52,514 "Well, you know, Chelsea's a lot of fun, and she's exciting and stuff, 1439 01:04:52,597 --> 01:04:55,142 but she's really not the kind of girl you marry. 1440 01:04:55,225 --> 01:04:56,476 You know, if you wanna marry a girl... 1441 01:04:57,436 --> 01:05:00,814 probably look for a different type of personality." 1442 01:05:00,898 --> 01:05:03,358 And you said, "Chelsea's not really marriage material," 1443 01:05:03,442 --> 01:05:05,945 which I took as a compliment at the time. 1444 01:05:06,028 --> 01:05:07,154 But now? 1445 01:05:08,447 --> 01:05:10,115 Things have changed. 1446 01:05:10,199 --> 01:05:13,827 So, does it still hold true? Do you still feel that way? 1447 01:05:15,329 --> 01:05:18,457 I'd say... she's difficult. 1448 01:05:18,540 --> 01:05:20,167 Do you think Mom thought I was gonna get married? 1449 01:05:21,710 --> 01:05:23,503 - No. 1450 01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:26,298 So you were on the same page. 1451 01:05:26,381 --> 01:05:29,134 She thought you were very difficult to live with. 1452 01:05:29,218 --> 01:05:32,221 I thought she said nothing bad about me. 1453 01:05:32,304 --> 01:05:33,513 I love her. 1454 01:05:33,597 --> 01:05:36,391 You were hard to control. You did your own thing. 1455 01:05:37,476 --> 01:05:40,229 You were just a wild girl. 1456 01:05:42,231 --> 01:05:45,609 But when you use the term, "She's not the kinda girl you'd marry," 1457 01:05:45,692 --> 01:05:47,902 what "kinda" do you mean there when you say that? 1458 01:05:47,987 --> 01:05:52,366 I mean, a girl that you marry is not ambitious. 1459 01:05:54,826 --> 01:05:56,328 What do you think of the idea of marriage? 1460 01:05:56,411 --> 01:05:57,997 One time only. 1461 01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:01,250 -And then after that? -"One time only"? That sums it up? 1462 01:06:01,333 --> 01:06:03,043 There're two ways to look at it. 1463 01:06:03,127 --> 01:06:06,964 One is the changing position all the time. 1464 01:06:07,047 --> 01:06:09,633 - That means you marry six or seven times. - Right. 1465 01:06:09,716 --> 01:06:13,178 And the other one is you just stick with what you've got. 1466 01:06:14,554 --> 01:06:17,307 - Hope for the best. - That sounds romantic. 1467 01:06:22,479 --> 01:06:25,357 - Has anybody here been to a wedding? - No. 1468 01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:26,941 Yeah? 1469 01:06:27,026 --> 01:06:31,196 I haven't, but I'm just trying to scratch my hair. 1470 01:06:32,281 --> 01:06:35,409 -You can choose to be married. -I could. Right. 1471 01:06:35,492 --> 01:06:38,120 But no one has asked me to marry them. 1472 01:06:38,203 --> 01:06:39,871 Well, no one that I've taken seriously. 1473 01:06:39,954 --> 01:06:42,082 Well, you can ask them. 1474 01:06:42,166 --> 01:06:43,667 Well, how would I say that, though? 1475 01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:45,669 Can you please marry me? 1476 01:06:45,752 --> 01:06:48,213 -So, I would propose? -Yeah. 1477 01:06:48,297 --> 01:06:53,427 Any girl or boy, they could go out and they could find somebody. 1478 01:06:54,011 --> 01:06:56,180 That is a good one. 1479 01:07:17,701 --> 01:07:21,080 Hi. Welcome to the world famous Little White Wedding Chapel 1480 01:07:21,163 --> 01:07:22,997 -in Las Vegas, Nevada, all of you. -Hi, how are you? 1481 01:07:23,082 --> 01:07:25,417 It's so great to have you. 1482 01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:26,668 Yes. 1483 01:07:26,751 --> 01:07:30,172 And, of course, we have a special guest today here. 1484 01:07:30,255 --> 01:07:32,841 And I think she would like to say something to you. 1485 01:07:32,924 --> 01:07:35,177 First of all, thank you for letting me be here 1486 01:07:35,260 --> 01:07:37,762 and observe this today, and be a part of it today. 1487 01:07:37,846 --> 01:07:39,889 This is my first officiation... 1488 01:07:39,973 --> 01:07:41,225 -of a wedding. -Yes. Yes. 1489 01:07:41,308 --> 01:07:44,561 And so, I'm just very curious to see what happens. 1490 01:07:44,644 --> 01:07:47,439 - Yes. - Not in your marriage, in the wedding. 1491 01:07:47,522 --> 01:07:49,733 Well, it truly is an honor to have you here, 1492 01:07:49,816 --> 01:07:51,943 and if everyone would stand for a moment. 1493 01:07:54,488 --> 01:07:59,993 Would you, Daryl, like to take Nannette as your lawful wedded wife? 1494 01:08:01,495 --> 01:08:02,996 Yes, indeed. 1495 01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:05,707 And would you, Nannette, like to take Daryl 1496 01:08:05,790 --> 01:08:08,001 as your lawful wedded husband? 1497 01:08:08,085 --> 01:08:09,628 Yes. 1498 01:08:09,711 --> 01:08:12,005 And you've both given this a lot of thought? 1499 01:08:12,089 --> 01:08:13,590 A lot. 1500 01:08:13,673 --> 01:08:16,593 -Like, how much time have you planned? -A good 30 years. 1501 01:08:16,676 --> 01:08:18,887 - Oh, good. Excellent. - Wow! 1502 01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:22,307 That's wonderful. Do you have a ring for this woman? 1503 01:08:22,391 --> 01:08:23,475 Yes, I do. 1504 01:08:26,436 --> 01:08:28,522 With this ring, I thee wed. 1505 01:08:28,605 --> 01:08:30,524 With this ring, I thee wed. 1506 01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:32,859 - I give you all my heart... - I give you all my heart... 1507 01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:34,944 --...all of my love... 1508 01:08:35,028 --> 01:08:36,070 ...all of my love... 1509 01:08:36,155 --> 01:08:37,489 --...and all of my happiness. 1510 01:08:37,572 --> 01:08:38,865 ...and all of my happiness. 1511 01:08:38,948 --> 01:08:40,825 --I promise never to leave you... 1512 01:08:40,909 --> 01:08:43,120 - I promise never to leave you... 1513 01:08:43,203 --> 01:08:45,914 - ...for the rest of my life. - ...for the rest of my life. 1514 01:08:47,166 --> 01:08:49,000 You're my best friend, but you're my everything. 1515 01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:51,295 You're my best friend, but you're my everything. 1516 01:08:51,378 --> 01:08:53,963 You're my best friend, and you're my everything. 1517 01:08:57,384 --> 01:08:59,010 Aw... 1518 01:09:02,847 --> 01:09:04,974 Everybody's crying. 1519 01:09:05,058 --> 01:09:06,851 Now we've gotta get the ring for her. 1520 01:09:06,935 --> 01:09:08,895 Is there somebody that could hold her flowers while she-- 1521 01:09:08,978 --> 01:09:09,979 I'll hold them. 1522 01:09:10,063 --> 01:09:11,565 Oh, no, you should hold them. No, you're her friend. 1523 01:09:11,648 --> 01:09:14,151 - Okay. All right. - I'm your friend, too, by the way. 1524 01:09:15,319 --> 01:09:17,779 Father in heaven, we ask your blessings upon these rings, 1525 01:09:17,862 --> 01:09:19,948 that you bless the hand that gives them. 1526 01:09:20,031 --> 01:09:21,325 And say, with this ring... 1527 01:09:21,408 --> 01:09:24,744 - With this ring... - ...I promise you, Daryl... 1528 01:09:24,828 --> 01:09:26,120 ...I promise you, Daryl... 1529 01:09:26,205 --> 01:09:27,289 ...I will never leave you. 1530 01:09:27,372 --> 01:09:28,498 ...I will never leave you. 1531 01:09:28,582 --> 01:09:30,209 -I will love you. -I will love you. 1532 01:09:30,292 --> 01:09:32,461 -I will trust in you. -I will trust in you. 1533 01:09:32,544 --> 01:09:35,088 -For the rest of my life. -For the rest of my life. 1534 01:09:35,172 --> 01:09:37,006 -I love you. -I love you. 1535 01:09:37,090 --> 01:09:39,593 - I love you, too. - Kiss his hand. 1536 01:09:41,135 --> 01:09:43,972 Kiss his hand. Kiss his hand. 1537 01:09:47,476 --> 01:09:50,395 So, by the power vested in me... 1538 01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:53,440 -and the power... -...vested in me, we now... 1539 01:09:53,523 --> 01:09:58,237 ...pronounce you legally married husband and wife, 1540 01:09:58,320 --> 01:10:01,281 - together forever and ever. 1541 01:10:20,091 --> 01:10:24,221 Ladies and gentlemen, she is signing the license. 1542 01:10:50,622 --> 01:10:52,457 - Everybody wants to meet somebody. - Right. 1543 01:10:52,541 --> 01:10:55,627 But a lot of my girlfriends, once they resign themselves to like, 1544 01:10:55,710 --> 01:10:59,714 "I'm gonna do this by myself," or, "It's just gonna be me," 1545 01:10:59,798 --> 01:11:01,966 and they've accepted it, then they meet someone. 1546 01:11:02,050 --> 01:11:04,678 So I'm like, "Maybe I should just do that. Accept it and then I will--" 1547 01:11:32,914 --> 01:11:34,624 --Okay, got it. 1548 01:11:38,252 --> 01:11:39,463 Did you get that? Little kiss... 1549 01:11:39,546 --> 01:11:41,715 I'm gonna admit to the world that I would like to be with somebody. 1550 01:11:41,798 --> 01:11:44,468 - Now, come and get me. 1551 01:11:44,551 --> 01:11:46,010 "I'm available!" 1552 01:11:46,094 --> 01:11:48,096 - I'm right over here! - I'm waiting! 1553 01:11:50,474 --> 01:11:52,309 Yeah. 1554 01:11:52,392 --> 01:11:54,811 Get me while I'm thin 'cause it won't last for long. 1555 01:12:23,172 --> 01:12:24,591 Why do you like black women? 1556 01:12:25,717 --> 01:12:26,926 Well, they're easier. 1557 01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:29,053 --Ah... 1558 01:12:29,137 --> 01:12:30,430 Great answer. 1559 01:12:31,598 --> 01:12:33,892 Tell them what you say about me, about our sex life. 1560 01:12:33,975 --> 01:12:35,352 That you give decent head. 1561 01:12:35,435 --> 01:12:36,686 What does that mean? "Decent"? 1562 01:12:36,770 --> 01:12:39,981 It's like, "I would say on a scale of one to ten, decent." 1563 01:12:40,064 --> 01:12:41,441 - You're very good. - No. 1564 01:12:41,525 --> 01:12:43,610 No, but he does think that I'm-- 1565 01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:45,654 Do you have websites that she can look at? 1566 01:12:45,737 --> 01:12:48,031 - Yeah, some websites, wiki... - WikiLeaks. 1567 01:12:48,114 --> 01:12:50,575 You can wiki, "How to give a better blowjob." 1568 01:12:51,910 --> 01:12:53,161 And what's your slogan? 1569 01:12:53,244 --> 01:12:56,289 My original one was, "When monogamy becomes monotony." 1570 01:12:56,373 --> 01:12:57,666 But nobody could pronounce it. It was inefficient. 1571 01:12:57,749 --> 01:12:59,668 You think a lot of people on this site are stupid? 1572 01:12:59,751 --> 01:13:01,753 No comment. 1573 01:13:11,596 --> 01:13:13,807 Does anyone here know what a documentary is? 1574 01:13:13,890 --> 01:13:16,350 It's a big word. Oh, you have an answer? 1575 01:13:16,435 --> 01:13:17,561 I don't. 1576 01:13:17,644 --> 01:13:19,020 You don't know? Again? 1577 01:13:19,103 --> 01:13:20,313 I think she's stretching. 1578 01:13:20,397 --> 01:13:21,690 Oh, you're stretching? 1579 01:13:21,773 --> 01:13:24,275 Has anybody seen the movie Grey Gardens? 1580 01:13:26,445 --> 01:13:28,655 So, like, you've done, what, Britney Spears, right? 1581 01:13:28,738 --> 01:13:29,906 -What a lovely girl. -Yeah. 1582 01:13:29,989 --> 01:13:31,533 -Really, she, you know-- -Is she? 1583 01:13:31,616 --> 01:13:34,744 Yes, really, she is. She lives here now. 1584 01:13:34,828 --> 01:13:37,288 -Yeah, she probably should. -Yes, she does. 1585 01:13:38,707 --> 01:13:41,334 I don't know why you guys didn't ask me to carry your baby. 1586 01:13:43,127 --> 01:13:44,170 Your "babies." 1587 01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:46,590 Because I didn't want one with fetal alcohol syndrome.