1 00:00:19,734 --> 00:00:24,734 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:58,918 Come on, come on, come on. 3 00:00:59,953 --> 00:01:01,688 Pick up. 4 00:01:05,725 --> 00:01:09,293 Mom, where are you? It's almost 11 o'clock. 5 00:01:09,295 --> 00:01:11,798 Why aren't you home yet? I've called you like five times. 6 00:01:14,935 --> 00:01:17,235 I-I really, I don't know what to do about this bite. 7 00:01:17,237 --> 00:01:19,339 Do I go to the hospital? What do I do? 8 00:01:20,473 --> 00:01:21,508 Just, 9 00:01:22,442 --> 00:01:23,443 just call me back. 10 00:02:29,579 --> 00:02:30,379 What? 11 00:02:40,724 --> 00:02:42,358 All right, can you smile towards camera? 12 00:02:43,326 --> 00:02:45,093 Uh, it looks like you're in pain. 13 00:02:45,095 --> 00:02:46,628 - Really? - All right, whatever. Just be yourself. 14 00:02:46,630 --> 00:02:48,697 - Okay. - Relax. Shake it out. 15 00:02:48,699 --> 00:02:51,600 Wait, we haven't gone over what-what-what do I say? 16 00:02:51,602 --> 00:02:52,603 Just tell them who you are. 17 00:02:53,737 --> 00:02:55,871 But remember, the world's watching so make it good. 18 00:02:55,873 --> 00:02:57,608 Who I am. Right. 19 00:02:58,976 --> 00:03:00,344 Who am I? 20 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:03,047 Who am I? 21 00:03:03,948 --> 00:03:05,782 Oh, just a philosophy, Zach. 22 00:03:05,784 --> 00:03:07,582 I know who I am, and it sucks. 23 00:03:07,584 --> 00:03:10,853 Plus, the longer you talk the sooner they're going to click away to the nutshot videos. 24 00:03:10,855 --> 00:03:11,556 Ha ha. 25 00:03:13,958 --> 00:03:14,991 Hey, guys. 26 00:03:14,993 --> 00:03:16,626 How you doin'? 27 00:03:16,628 --> 00:03:19,028 Welcome to our town. Podunk, Missouri. 28 00:03:19,030 --> 00:03:20,730 It's not actually called Podunk. 29 00:03:20,732 --> 00:03:23,032 But this is the place they were thinking of when they came up with the name "Podunk". 30 00:03:23,034 --> 00:03:26,803 It's 60 miles of forest between here and the next shithole over. 31 00:03:26,805 --> 00:03:29,705 The kind of town where people don't even lock their doors at night. 32 00:03:29,707 --> 00:03:32,408 Yeah, we're officially too boring for crime. 33 00:03:32,410 --> 00:03:34,077 What's up? I'm Randy Foster. 34 00:03:34,079 --> 00:03:35,112 And I'm Zach Henderson. 35 00:03:35,114 --> 00:03:36,747 So this is what we're going to be doing. 36 00:03:36,749 --> 00:03:41,585 We're going to be flying under the radar with these sweet little Bluetooth cameras 37 00:03:41,587 --> 00:03:43,754 that have kickass low light lenses. 38 00:03:43,756 --> 00:03:46,590 And you can buy these from affiliate links so don't be a freeloader 39 00:03:46,592 --> 00:03:48,158 'cause we need cash to get out of here. 40 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,294 - Yeah. - But back to business. 41 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:53,564 So we edit everything here on Zach's sweet rig. Up top. 42 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:57,869 And then we add some of my bangin' FX and boom, it's on the wild, wild web. 43 00:03:57,871 --> 00:04:00,974 So we can show you the real "Multon: Uncovered." 44 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:07,045 That is the captain of the high school football team. 45 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,179 Have a good day. 46 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:10,584 The sheriff is literally letting him buy beer. 47 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,755 Um, things to do here. 48 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:22,061 Uh, you can wake up, eat, go to sleep. It's pretty exciting. 49 00:04:22,063 --> 00:04:22,930 So yeah. 50 00:04:23,865 --> 00:04:25,030 This is Multon. 51 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:26,631 All 2.5 blocks of it. 52 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:28,834 And this is our cast of crazy characters. 53 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,568 Hey, guys! 54 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:32,071 - Hey, Pastor Greg. - Hey. 55 00:04:32,073 --> 00:04:35,040 We're doing a production of "Jesus Christ Superstar" down at the church. 56 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:36,575 Oh, that sounds great. 57 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:38,644 Are you guys interested in trying out? 58 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,446 Uh, I'm... 59 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:41,916 There will be girls. 60 00:04:42,884 --> 00:04:43,949 Maybe. 61 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,684 Maybe. 62 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:47,586 I'll see you there. 63 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:49,022 - Okay. - Okay. 64 00:04:49,024 --> 00:04:49,892 All right. 65 00:04:51,226 --> 00:04:52,558 - Definitely not. - I'm not gonna do it. 66 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:53,561 No. 67 00:04:55,197 --> 00:04:59,065 I bet you're wondering why are they showing us this squat, boring ass building? 68 00:04:59,067 --> 00:05:02,836 Well, that's because this building is the best thing that ever happened to Multon. 69 00:05:02,838 --> 00:05:05,772 High speed internet so we're not totally cut off from the rest of the planet. 70 00:05:05,774 --> 00:05:09,243 And so you can see people like us because we're awesome. 71 00:05:09,245 --> 00:05:10,677 Dude, check it out. 72 00:05:10,679 --> 00:05:11,811 Spring has sprung. 73 00:05:11,813 --> 00:05:13,647 Miss Bissette's got her short shorts on. 74 00:05:15,784 --> 00:05:17,550 Oh, hey, Zach. Hey, Randy. 75 00:05:17,552 --> 00:05:18,252 Hey, Miss Bisette. 76 00:05:18,254 --> 00:05:20,487 Come here just a second. 77 00:05:20,489 --> 00:05:25,527 Do you boys see those? Those little bugs were all over the place. 78 00:05:26,796 --> 00:05:28,229 What, uh, what are they? 79 00:05:28,231 --> 00:05:29,830 No idea. 80 00:05:29,832 --> 00:05:31,501 Well, they just started showing up last week. 81 00:05:38,975 --> 00:05:39,943 Let me go! 82 00:05:43,646 --> 00:05:45,513 I'll see you boys later. 83 00:05:45,515 --> 00:05:47,182 Let me go! 84 00:05:47,184 --> 00:05:49,251 Hey, Mrs. Peterson! 85 00:05:49,253 --> 00:05:51,186 You're not my mommy! 86 00:05:51,188 --> 00:05:54,790 So that's our, uh, resident hippie indie book store owner chick. 87 00:05:54,792 --> 00:05:57,092 She pops out a kid and becomes Ms. PTA Zombie. 88 00:05:57,094 --> 00:06:00,762 See this is the point of our show: 89 00:06:00,764 --> 00:06:04,101 to show the people of Multon the way they really are. 90 00:06:06,271 --> 00:06:07,736 - That was pretty good. - Yeah? 91 00:06:07,738 --> 00:06:09,207 Yeah, it sounded, it sounded smart. 92 00:06:24,022 --> 00:06:26,255 Great game today. Hey, see you later. 93 00:06:26,257 --> 00:06:27,192 Dude. 94 00:06:29,694 --> 00:06:31,894 It's really what's goes on. 95 00:06:31,896 --> 00:06:33,130 - Text you. Bye. - Hey. 96 00:06:33,132 --> 00:06:34,666 - Hey, Zach. - Hey. 97 00:06:36,568 --> 00:06:39,336 Wait, what are those? Are you guys spy-caming people? 98 00:06:39,338 --> 00:06:40,239 No. 99 00:06:41,273 --> 00:06:42,638 No, uh, no. 100 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:44,308 It's-it's for our web show. 101 00:06:44,310 --> 00:06:45,309 Oh, web show. 102 00:06:45,311 --> 00:06:47,644 It's like TMZ kind of stuff. 103 00:06:47,646 --> 00:06:49,179 - But it's more than that. - Mm-hmm. 104 00:06:49,181 --> 00:06:53,017 We are showing the world real small town life. 105 00:06:53,019 --> 00:06:56,922 Well, maybe you guys can make it a reality show and you can both get rich and date starlettes. 106 00:06:57,990 --> 00:06:58,889 - Hey, Prince. - Hey, guys. 107 00:06:58,891 --> 00:07:00,057 - Hey. - Joey. 108 00:07:00,059 --> 00:07:00,724 Sweetie. 109 00:07:00,726 --> 00:07:02,327 - Hey, Zach. - Hey, Joey. 110 00:07:02,329 --> 00:07:03,694 How'd Kayla play, Zach? 111 00:07:03,696 --> 00:07:04,697 Like a rock star. 112 00:07:05,765 --> 00:07:07,298 Good. 113 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:11,002 Maybe when she gets to Northwestern she can carry on the family tradition. 114 00:07:11,004 --> 00:07:13,204 Have you decided where you're going yet, Zach? 115 00:07:13,206 --> 00:07:14,739 Um, not really. 116 00:07:14,741 --> 00:07:18,743 I'm probably just gonna keep running my computer repair biz out of my house. 117 00:07:18,745 --> 00:07:20,311 Well, that's nice. 118 00:07:20,313 --> 00:07:22,781 Well, I'm sure it'll make your parents very happy. 119 00:07:22,783 --> 00:07:26,951 All right, this is getting nauseatingly mundane and, um, 120 00:07:26,953 --> 00:07:29,055 Zach, he needs some drama for his new show. 121 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:30,222 - Show? - Yeah. 122 00:07:30,224 --> 00:07:31,357 He's got a new show. 123 00:07:31,359 --> 00:07:32,060 Hey. 124 00:07:34,228 --> 00:07:37,296 - Look at that. - You guys think my dad's normal? 125 00:07:37,298 --> 00:07:39,331 He's secretly got five wives. 126 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:41,333 Five? I can barely handle one. 127 00:07:41,335 --> 00:07:42,268 - Hey! - Dad! 128 00:07:42,270 --> 00:07:43,769 Wait a minute! Come on, Kayla. 129 00:07:43,771 --> 00:07:44,970 Dog pound. Let's be on it. 130 00:07:44,972 --> 00:07:46,072 Bye, guys. 131 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:47,041 See you guys. 132 00:07:50,711 --> 00:07:52,181 Dude, you have to ask her out. 133 00:07:54,916 --> 00:07:56,249 I can't. 134 00:07:56,251 --> 00:07:58,218 I have known her since the fourth grade. 135 00:07:58,220 --> 00:07:59,286 It'd be weird, right? 136 00:07:59,288 --> 00:08:02,155 No, you've been in denial since the fourth grade. 137 00:08:02,157 --> 00:08:03,857 Dude, she's not just a buddy. 138 00:08:03,859 --> 00:08:05,225 She was a buddy, I'm a buddy. 139 00:08:05,227 --> 00:08:07,162 And I don't look nearly as good in shorts. 140 00:08:08,730 --> 00:08:11,832 Seriously, you just got to grow a pair and do it. 141 00:08:11,834 --> 00:08:13,266 This is your last chance. 142 00:08:13,268 --> 00:08:14,801 In three months, she's outta here. 143 00:08:18,006 --> 00:08:20,174 Uh, I'll walk you through it. Okay, ready? 144 00:08:20,176 --> 00:08:22,809 - Okay. - Okay, so you're going to want to open up your browser. 145 00:08:22,811 --> 00:08:23,877 Okay. 146 00:08:23,879 --> 00:08:25,881 And into the web address type 147 00:08:27,884 --> 00:08:29,417 192. 148 00:08:29,419 --> 00:08:30,785 One nine two. 149 00:08:30,787 --> 00:08:35,925 Dot 168 dot zero dot one. 150 00:08:36,993 --> 00:08:38,061 Okay. 151 00:08:40,464 --> 00:08:42,331 Enter. 152 00:08:42,333 --> 00:08:43,432 Oh. 153 00:08:45,001 --> 00:08:45,869 Huh. 154 00:08:48,139 --> 00:08:51,974 We should, uh, try to hit the Lindsey Trail sometime this summer. 155 00:08:51,976 --> 00:08:53,342 Yeah. The Lindsey Trail. 156 00:08:53,344 --> 00:08:56,879 - Yeah. - Yeah, Randy would just love that. 157 00:08:56,881 --> 00:09:00,449 - Oh. - All the wood ticks and the poison ivy. 158 00:09:00,451 --> 00:09:02,050 - Randy. - Mmm, right up his alley. 159 00:09:02,052 --> 00:09:06,924 Oh my, God, speaking of poisonous bugs and ticks and plants and things, 160 00:09:07,858 --> 00:09:11,996 Oh! Look where I'm going! 161 00:09:14,432 --> 00:09:15,331 Peru? 162 00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:17,302 Yeah, my mom and dad got it for me. 163 00:09:18,370 --> 00:09:20,303 I leave two weeks after graduation. 164 00:09:20,305 --> 00:09:23,008 It's like a live jungle, you know. 165 00:09:25,110 --> 00:09:26,843 That's awesome, Kayla. 166 00:09:26,845 --> 00:09:28,811 It's going to be insane. Thank you. 167 00:09:28,813 --> 00:09:30,914 - Ah! - Oh my... Jesus. 168 00:09:30,916 --> 00:09:32,717 You goofball. 169 00:09:33,818 --> 00:09:35,452 Hey, Zach. 170 00:09:35,454 --> 00:09:38,023 What's up, little man? Wait, what are you supposed to be? Some sort of monster? 171 00:09:39,090 --> 00:09:42,259 I'm not a monster. I'm a mutant. 172 00:09:42,261 --> 00:09:43,260 I see. 173 00:09:43,262 --> 00:09:44,161 He's a mutant. 174 00:09:44,163 --> 00:09:45,697 Oh, I see it now. Okay. 175 00:09:47,166 --> 00:09:50,501 - Okay, okay, okay, okay. - No, no. 176 00:09:50,503 --> 00:09:53,470 I'm a lot stronger than you. 177 00:09:53,472 --> 00:09:56,407 - You mess with me, buddy, you're gonna get it. - Okay. 178 00:09:56,409 --> 00:09:57,443 Okay! 179 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:01,881 Take your mask. 180 00:10:08,522 --> 00:10:09,956 You'll see him on holidays. 181 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:14,161 Yeah. 182 00:10:31,579 --> 00:10:33,011 Wait for it. 183 00:10:33,013 --> 00:10:35,046 Jesus, listen to you. 184 00:10:35,048 --> 00:10:37,216 I don't have to put up with this shit! 185 00:10:37,218 --> 00:10:38,084 I'm out of here! 186 00:10:38,086 --> 00:10:40,586 Oh no, no, no, no! Oh my God. 187 00:10:42,457 --> 00:10:44,156 My trash symphony. 188 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:57,837 I saw Helen today. 189 00:10:57,839 --> 00:11:01,907 She's been dating someone online, but I'm afraid it's going nowhere. 190 00:11:01,909 --> 00:11:04,944 He's in Florida and that's just such a long ways. 191 00:11:04,946 --> 00:11:06,280 Well, you can't blame her. 192 00:11:06,282 --> 00:11:08,284 There's not much left around here. 193 00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:11,020 So how is Kayla, Zach? 194 00:11:12,321 --> 00:11:13,920 Beautifully subtle segue, Mom. 195 00:11:13,922 --> 00:11:15,055 Yeah, how is she, Zach? 196 00:11:15,057 --> 00:11:18,225 She's a nice girl. Just, I'm saying, she's a nice girl. 197 00:11:18,227 --> 00:11:20,162 I know, she's a nice girl. 198 00:11:21,063 --> 00:11:22,530 You're staying for dinner, right, Randy? 199 00:11:22,532 --> 00:11:24,399 Yeah, sure. 200 00:11:24,401 --> 00:11:26,467 Oh, I cannot believe you're filming us. 201 00:11:26,469 --> 00:11:27,735 We are so boring. 202 00:11:27,737 --> 00:11:30,571 No, you guys are the most normal part of this messed up town. 203 00:11:30,573 --> 00:11:32,140 Well, thank you, Randy. 204 00:11:32,142 --> 00:11:34,277 Say, where do they make those little cameras, Randy? 205 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,478 Oh, right. 206 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,949 The same place my job went. 207 00:12:07,545 --> 00:12:09,847 - Woo! - Sweet! Nailed that! 208 00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:14,216 Acapulco. 209 00:12:14,218 --> 00:12:15,386 I can become a bartender. 210 00:12:17,622 --> 00:12:19,356 Last week it was Monaco. 211 00:12:19,358 --> 00:12:20,989 Yeah, but I love Mexican food. 212 00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:23,626 Plus, we could be called the Dos Amigos. 213 00:12:26,665 --> 00:12:30,367 Ah, I can't leave my mom to take care of my dad by herself. 214 00:12:30,369 --> 00:12:32,702 Dude, I love your parents. 215 00:12:32,704 --> 00:12:33,670 They're awesome. 216 00:12:33,672 --> 00:12:36,674 But you got to start living your life, man. 217 00:12:36,676 --> 00:12:38,243 Plus... 218 00:12:41,213 --> 00:12:43,081 What the hell is that? 219 00:12:55,995 --> 00:12:57,597 Mrs. Bisette? 220 00:13:04,070 --> 00:13:05,171 Mrs. Bisette? 221 00:13:14,247 --> 00:13:16,650 Hello? Mrs. Bisette? 222 00:13:28,362 --> 00:13:29,997 Holy Jesus. 223 00:13:31,565 --> 00:13:32,700 Call the cops. 224 00:13:37,171 --> 00:13:39,539 Sheriff's office. 225 00:13:39,541 --> 00:13:41,541 Hi, we're at Mrs. Bisette's house. 226 00:13:41,543 --> 00:13:42,943 Something's wrong. 227 00:13:46,114 --> 00:13:46,980 Hello? 228 00:13:50,385 --> 00:13:51,584 They hung up. 229 00:13:51,586 --> 00:13:52,452 Really? 230 00:14:19,048 --> 00:14:20,047 Come on, Randy. 231 00:14:20,049 --> 00:14:21,217 Oh, shit. 232 00:14:23,486 --> 00:14:24,487 - Randy? - What? 233 00:14:26,288 --> 00:14:27,389 Let's go. 234 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,101 Hey, hey. 235 00:15:12,103 --> 00:15:13,771 It's-it's-it's okay, it's okay. 236 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,174 What happened? 237 00:15:18,342 --> 00:15:19,542 Something bit me. 238 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,710 Something bit me. 239 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,278 Something bit me. 240 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,813 Something bit me. 241 00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:42,067 Are you going to be okay? 242 00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:46,171 Come on. 243 00:15:46,906 --> 00:15:48,440 Shit! 244 00:15:52,545 --> 00:15:53,578 Whoa, what are you doing? 245 00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:54,478 We have to find it. 246 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:55,546 What? Why? 247 00:15:55,548 --> 00:15:56,681 It might have rabies. 248 00:16:06,593 --> 00:16:07,926 Come on! 249 00:16:07,928 --> 00:16:09,162 Dude, where'd it go? 250 00:16:10,697 --> 00:16:12,831 Right there! Get it! Get it! 251 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:14,267 I'm trying. I'm trying. 252 00:16:16,637 --> 00:16:17,437 Get down. 253 00:16:25,346 --> 00:16:26,578 What the hell is it? 254 00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:28,148 That's, I think it's a rat. 255 00:16:44,599 --> 00:16:46,468 Pastor Greg? 256 00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:55,210 But why do you have to go away so much? 257 00:17:01,549 --> 00:17:04,486 But I'm just so tired of being left alone. 258 00:17:07,690 --> 00:17:09,491 I miss you so much. 259 00:17:30,413 --> 00:17:32,013 - Hey, assholes! - Shit! 260 00:17:32,015 --> 00:17:33,014 Leave them alone. 261 00:17:33,016 --> 00:17:34,415 Shut your mouth. 262 00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:35,784 All I was doing was buying some beer. 263 00:17:35,786 --> 00:17:36,951 You had to put it online. 264 00:17:36,953 --> 00:17:38,720 Listen, we got something to do so we're just gonna go. 265 00:17:38,722 --> 00:17:40,722 I don't care! My dad took my Xbox! 266 00:17:40,724 --> 00:17:41,990 - I don't care about your Xbox! - Shut up! 267 00:17:41,992 --> 00:17:43,958 All right, all right, let's calm down. 268 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,562 - Shall we? - What the hell? 269 00:17:48,265 --> 00:17:50,298 I was just playing with them. 270 00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:51,868 Remember what it was like back on the team, Josh? 271 00:17:53,004 --> 00:17:57,505 Well, back on the team I remember we could take a joke. 272 00:17:57,507 --> 00:17:59,008 - Let's go. - Go on. 273 00:17:59,010 --> 00:18:00,843 - Get out of here. - Come on. 274 00:18:00,845 --> 00:18:01,813 Sure. 275 00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:06,281 Thanks. 276 00:18:06,283 --> 00:18:11,787 Well, you might have funny videos, but nobody likes a snitch. 277 00:18:11,789 --> 00:18:14,592 Listen, we have something we need to show you. 278 00:18:20,331 --> 00:18:21,265 What was that? 279 00:18:22,867 --> 00:18:23,869 Are you gonna be okay? 280 00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:28,506 Come on, let's go. 281 00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:34,811 I'm sorry, I don't even know what this is. What is this? 282 00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:36,446 It bit Mrs. Bisette. 283 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:39,750 Okay, then why didn't she come to us herself? 284 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,485 Hmm? 285 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:41,987 What? 286 00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:46,923 Come on, Pastor Greg is going around throwing rats in people's houses. Done. 287 00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:49,359 Mmm. Okay. 288 00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:50,895 You know what? 289 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:54,333 Leave me out of your bullshit web series. All right? 290 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:59,503 If you guys want to become Hollywood assholes, 291 00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:02,509 Photo shopping this nonsense, whatever. 292 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,443 But leave me out of it. 293 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:08,946 And for that matter, leave Pastor Greg out of it as well. 294 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,882 He's a good man. 295 00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:13,319 I'd ended up in juvie if it weren't for him. 296 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:16,623 Got it? 297 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,026 Yeah. Got it. 298 00:19:21,028 --> 00:19:23,561 - How could Josh not believe us? - Because it's insane. 299 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:26,031 We're saying that Pastor Greg is throwing rats into people's houses. 300 00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:28,567 Yeah, but the video is crazy. 301 00:19:28,569 --> 00:19:30,037 I mean why would Pastor Greg do it? 302 00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:35,042 I don't know. Let's ask. 303 00:19:59,634 --> 00:20:00,669 What the hell is that? 304 00:20:07,143 --> 00:20:07,943 Come on. 305 00:21:30,129 --> 00:21:31,030 Pastor Greg? 306 00:22:00,226 --> 00:22:01,694 Can I help you boys? 307 00:22:15,008 --> 00:22:15,842 So? 308 00:22:18,645 --> 00:22:19,512 That's you. 309 00:22:21,148 --> 00:22:22,249 I don't think so. 310 00:22:24,784 --> 00:22:26,185 No, we saw you. 311 00:22:26,187 --> 00:22:30,655 Look Pastor Greg, we do not want to get you into any trouble here. 312 00:22:30,657 --> 00:22:32,994 You boys aren't going to get me in any trouble. 313 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:37,164 Your mom is a slut. 314 00:22:38,699 --> 00:22:40,067 And your dad is a junkie. 315 00:22:41,769 --> 00:22:44,069 Jesus Christ, what kind of person says that? 316 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,272 No need to raise your voice. 317 00:22:46,274 --> 00:22:47,808 Is there a problem here? 318 00:22:53,315 --> 00:22:54,782 No, we're cool. 319 00:23:00,722 --> 00:23:02,290 Dude, what the hell was that? 320 00:23:03,291 --> 00:23:04,492 I don't know. 321 00:23:04,494 --> 00:23:06,760 I think we should post this stuff on our channel. 322 00:23:06,762 --> 00:23:09,131 I mean Josh didn't believe us, but maybe somebody will. 323 00:23:11,199 --> 00:23:12,366 Oh, shit. 324 00:23:12,368 --> 00:23:13,935 No service. You? 325 00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:16,671 Nothing. 326 00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:32,221 So we were wondering if you had seen Pastor Greg around your house last night? 327 00:23:34,991 --> 00:23:35,992 Why? 328 00:23:37,593 --> 00:23:41,028 Okay, we think that he's the one who threw the thing at the house that bit you. 329 00:23:41,030 --> 00:23:41,798 Yeah. 330 00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:45,002 Oh, I wasn't bit. 331 00:23:55,279 --> 00:23:56,980 Do you see a bite? 332 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:02,784 I'm sorry, I-I could have sworn that you were sitting in your closet. 333 00:24:02,786 --> 00:24:05,220 No. No, we have a video. We saw you screaming. 334 00:24:05,222 --> 00:24:06,257 So? 335 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,794 Uh, uh... 336 00:24:22,006 --> 00:24:23,706 What-what was that? 337 00:24:26,311 --> 00:24:28,346 You can come to my bedroom with me. 338 00:24:32,451 --> 00:24:34,018 Both of you. 339 00:24:40,825 --> 00:24:42,292 - Holy shit. - Dude. 340 00:24:42,294 --> 00:24:43,327 What the hell was that? 341 00:24:43,329 --> 00:24:46,063 Wait. Hold on. Something was going on in there. 342 00:24:46,065 --> 00:24:47,099 Yeah, no shit. 343 00:24:48,901 --> 00:24:50,367 First Pastor Greg, now her. 344 00:24:50,369 --> 00:24:52,870 Here's what I don't get. Who heals that fast? 345 00:24:52,872 --> 00:24:53,939 Randy, look. 346 00:24:55,442 --> 00:24:57,743 - What are we doing? - We're just looking around. 347 00:25:02,349 --> 00:25:03,981 - What's that? - There's a guy in there. 348 00:25:03,983 --> 00:25:05,216 What? 349 00:25:05,218 --> 00:25:06,086 Shh! 350 00:25:07,287 --> 00:25:09,356 He's tied up to the bed. 351 00:25:27,807 --> 00:25:29,143 Oh! Go! 352 00:25:39,053 --> 00:25:40,888 Oh! Go! 353 00:25:45,927 --> 00:25:48,928 You two should not have been looking in her window. 354 00:25:48,930 --> 00:25:50,465 This is none of our concern. 355 00:25:52,401 --> 00:25:55,067 That's not the point, okay? She's being weird, Mom. Look at that. 356 00:25:55,069 --> 00:25:57,836 It, but it wasn't just her. It's Pastor Greg was acting like a freak. 357 00:25:57,838 --> 00:26:00,440 Everyone in the church was just like sitting there acting really weird. 358 00:26:00,442 --> 00:26:04,110 Maybe it's like mass hysteria or something, something in the air. 359 00:26:04,112 --> 00:26:11,084 Look, I know this town is boring and I know you can't wait to get out. 360 00:26:11,086 --> 00:26:12,419 It's not about that. 361 00:26:12,421 --> 00:26:16,056 But you're not gonna make anything better by imaging things. 362 00:26:16,058 --> 00:26:18,328 It just is what it is. 363 00:26:24,434 --> 00:26:27,003 Look, either the entire town's going crazy or we are. 364 00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:34,978 Look. 365 00:26:36,846 --> 00:26:37,878 Is that...? 366 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:38,514 Dylan. 367 00:26:40,316 --> 00:26:41,351 That's his tat. 368 00:26:46,055 --> 00:26:47,524 But how are there two of him? 369 00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:06,844 It's my dad. 370 00:27:11,483 --> 00:27:13,882 He's been acting really strange. 371 00:27:13,884 --> 00:27:15,052 I don't know, it's... 372 00:27:18,223 --> 00:27:21,557 He was fine a few days ago, 373 00:27:21,559 --> 00:27:24,362 but now it's like, it's like there's no feeling in him. 374 00:27:25,964 --> 00:27:28,833 It's-it's like he's-he's acting like my dad. 375 00:27:32,337 --> 00:27:36,575 Look, I know that this sounds crazy, but it's like he's a different person. 376 00:27:38,511 --> 00:27:45,549 You know, he has the same face, and-and-and-and the same voice, but he's... 377 00:27:45,551 --> 00:27:47,219 He's not the same inside. 378 00:27:54,193 --> 00:27:55,492 Am I losing my mind? 379 00:27:55,494 --> 00:27:57,094 - No. - No. 380 00:27:57,096 --> 00:27:58,896 We've seen the same thing all over town. 381 00:27:58,898 --> 00:28:00,097 Yeah. 382 00:28:00,099 --> 00:28:02,134 There's a bunch of people that are acting different. 383 00:28:04,036 --> 00:28:05,336 How about your mom? 384 00:28:05,338 --> 00:28:09,443 I don't know. I mean I haven't seen her since this morning. 385 00:28:14,614 --> 00:28:16,216 We need to go to the police. 386 00:28:17,684 --> 00:28:20,318 We talked to Josh. He didn't seem too amused by it. 387 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:21,553 Why? 388 00:28:21,555 --> 00:28:24,391 Our credibility ain't so hot after we posted our web show. 389 00:28:25,392 --> 00:28:27,258 Nobody believes us. 390 00:28:27,260 --> 00:28:30,931 Okay, well will you guys come with me? 391 00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:38,637 To help me find my mom and to get Joey and-and you can record it, 392 00:28:38,639 --> 00:28:42,341 you know, with your cameras and then we can get people to believe us. 393 00:28:42,343 --> 00:28:43,542 Yeah. Yeah. 394 00:28:43,544 --> 00:28:44,977 Yeah, that's a really good idea. 395 00:28:44,979 --> 00:28:47,348 All right, stand up. We're going to put this camera on you. 396 00:29:38,401 --> 00:29:40,168 Evening. 397 00:29:40,170 --> 00:29:41,070 Hi. 398 00:29:42,105 --> 00:29:43,171 Hey, Mrs. Fritz. 399 00:29:43,173 --> 00:29:44,374 Nice night. 400 00:30:06,063 --> 00:30:07,164 Mom? 401 00:30:09,033 --> 00:30:10,034 Dad? 402 00:30:14,038 --> 00:30:16,575 If you'll be my friend I'll show you... Oh... 403 00:30:20,545 --> 00:30:25,248 Children want to see everything that's goin' on. 404 00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:28,218 'Cause we got a lot to say. 405 00:30:28,220 --> 00:30:32,057 Hey! Knock, knock. 406 00:30:33,191 --> 00:30:36,493 Who's there? 407 00:30:39,498 --> 00:30:43,166 Anybody home? Get it? 408 00:30:43,168 --> 00:30:47,237 Anybody home? Knock, knock. 409 00:30:47,239 --> 00:30:48,407 - Want to hear another one? - Dad? 410 00:30:51,544 --> 00:30:52,545 What are you doing? 411 00:31:08,829 --> 00:31:10,363 Everything's fine, Kayla. 412 00:31:14,668 --> 00:31:18,803 Um, uh, Kayla, I need to use the restroom real quick. 413 00:31:18,805 --> 00:31:22,107 Yeah. Yeah, use the one upstairs. 414 00:31:22,109 --> 00:31:23,410 Okay, great. 415 00:31:56,210 --> 00:31:57,445 Mrs. Shepard? 416 00:32:02,483 --> 00:32:03,351 Mrs. Shepard? 417 00:32:22,805 --> 00:32:23,772 Mrs. Shepard? 418 00:32:49,466 --> 00:32:50,467 Mrs. Shepard? 419 00:32:54,772 --> 00:32:56,139 My mom says hi. 420 00:32:57,608 --> 00:32:58,441 She's good. 421 00:33:14,358 --> 00:33:15,259 Where's Zach? 422 00:33:16,627 --> 00:33:19,563 Oh, he's probably just, he'll be down in a second. 423 00:33:25,971 --> 00:33:26,938 Mrs. Shepard? 424 00:33:43,022 --> 00:33:43,822 Mrs. Shepard? 425 00:34:30,471 --> 00:34:31,939 Joey. 426 00:34:32,906 --> 00:34:34,806 Daddy's scaring me. 427 00:34:34,808 --> 00:34:37,544 - What are you doing up here? - I thought Mommy was up here. 428 00:34:39,313 --> 00:34:42,048 She-she has this liver disease. 429 00:34:42,050 --> 00:34:42,982 Where's Zach? 430 00:34:42,984 --> 00:34:45,051 I'm sure he'll be right back down. 431 00:34:45,053 --> 00:34:46,520 He should be here. 432 00:34:47,956 --> 00:34:52,058 Uh, I mean it's just like, he's just going to the bathroom right now. 433 00:34:52,060 --> 00:34:55,461 It'll take him, just give him like a second. 434 00:34:55,463 --> 00:34:57,363 And he'll be back. 435 00:34:57,365 --> 00:34:58,833 He's probably... 436 00:34:59,834 --> 00:35:01,367 - He's going to the bathroom. - It's not... 437 00:35:01,369 --> 00:35:03,503 - He's going to the-he's going to the bathroom. - He's going to the bathroom. 438 00:35:03,505 --> 00:35:04,706 Hey, Zach, did you fall in? 439 00:35:08,610 --> 00:35:10,744 Joey, go to your room and hide. 440 00:35:10,746 --> 00:35:11,678 Okay. 441 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:12,715 I'm going downstairs. 442 00:35:50,654 --> 00:35:51,488 Zach? 443 00:35:53,657 --> 00:35:54,457 Coming! 444 00:35:58,495 --> 00:36:00,062 What's taking so long, Zach? 445 00:36:00,064 --> 00:36:01,429 Just a minute. 446 00:36:07,672 --> 00:36:09,171 Uh, just a second! 447 00:36:17,048 --> 00:36:18,349 Zach? 448 00:36:30,561 --> 00:36:32,561 Why are you in here? 449 00:36:32,563 --> 00:36:36,134 Um, I'm actually really sorry. The, it was the, uh, first bathroom that I saw. 450 00:36:40,606 --> 00:36:42,107 We really have to be going. 451 00:36:46,678 --> 00:36:47,646 Excuse me. 452 00:36:55,221 --> 00:36:57,023 Zach? Zach! 453 00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:00,791 Hey. 454 00:37:00,793 --> 00:37:02,095 - We have to keep going. - What happened? 455 00:37:03,096 --> 00:37:04,262 What happened? What happened? 456 00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:06,497 - You don't want to see it. - Would you look at me, please? 457 00:37:06,499 --> 00:37:07,932 You don't want to see it. 458 00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:09,068 Give me your phone. 459 00:37:25,152 --> 00:37:26,718 Zach? 460 00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:28,856 Oh, Jesus. 461 00:37:45,173 --> 00:37:47,808 Kayla, I'm so sorry. 462 00:37:49,144 --> 00:37:50,444 They're killing people now. 463 00:37:53,982 --> 00:37:55,748 Oh my, God. 464 00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:58,051 Oh my, God, wait, Joey's in there. 465 00:37:58,053 --> 00:37:59,519 We have to go get Joey. 466 00:37:59,521 --> 00:38:01,089 We will. We will. 467 00:38:03,258 --> 00:38:04,092 How? 468 00:38:06,661 --> 00:38:09,196 Pastor Greg and the Sheriff are in on this. 469 00:38:57,315 --> 00:38:58,682 Jesus Christ. 470 00:38:59,649 --> 00:39:01,585 You swear that this is real? 471 00:39:02,652 --> 00:39:04,821 - 'Cause if you guys are punking me... - It's real. 472 00:39:24,042 --> 00:39:25,877 There's absolutely nothing up there. 473 00:39:27,845 --> 00:39:29,212 He must have moved her body. 474 00:39:29,214 --> 00:39:31,048 You saw it! You saw it on the video! 475 00:39:31,050 --> 00:39:32,115 Why did you kill her? 476 00:39:32,117 --> 00:39:33,383 Calm down. 477 00:39:33,385 --> 00:39:36,889 Look, I do need an explanation as to what is on that video. 478 00:39:41,994 --> 00:39:43,595 Is there a problem, officer? 479 00:39:45,831 --> 00:39:46,665 Mom? 480 00:39:49,802 --> 00:39:50,669 Mom. 481 00:40:05,018 --> 00:40:07,754 You-you're not my mom. 482 00:40:09,756 --> 00:40:11,656 I'm sorry, Deputy Haywood. 483 00:40:11,658 --> 00:40:15,028 We've been dealing with Kayla's mental illness for some time now. 484 00:40:16,029 --> 00:40:17,762 There was a video. 485 00:40:17,764 --> 00:40:18,996 False. 486 00:40:18,998 --> 00:40:20,267 Just like their show. 487 00:40:22,236 --> 00:40:25,705 You know I would have expected more professionalism from you, Josh. 488 00:40:28,142 --> 00:40:29,740 Sorry for the disturbance. 489 00:40:29,742 --> 00:40:30,943 We'll be on our way. 490 00:40:30,945 --> 00:40:32,980 No! No, no, no. Come on, Joey. Come on. 491 00:40:33,914 --> 00:40:34,715 No! 492 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:37,416 I want to go with Kayla. 493 00:40:37,418 --> 00:40:38,917 He wants to come. 494 00:40:38,919 --> 00:40:40,018 Come on. Just come with us. 495 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:41,920 It doesn't matter what he wants. 496 00:40:41,922 --> 00:40:43,722 He belongs to me. 497 00:40:43,724 --> 00:40:45,325 What are you? 498 00:40:45,327 --> 00:40:46,326 Go to your room. 499 00:40:46,328 --> 00:40:49,695 There is no way in hell that I'm going anywhere. 500 00:40:49,697 --> 00:40:52,300 I am your father. You have to do what I say! 501 00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:57,103 You're just gonna let her go? 502 00:40:57,105 --> 00:41:00,142 Yeah. You know, I think that is gonna be best. 503 00:41:11,987 --> 00:41:15,222 Yeah, you all played me for a fool with that little freak show back there. 504 00:41:15,224 --> 00:41:16,524 Jesus Christ! I mean gee, really, I should take 505 00:41:16,526 --> 00:41:18,791 - you both in for filing a false police report. - No, you don't, 506 00:41:18,793 --> 00:41:20,494 You don't even see what's going on right in front of you. 507 00:41:20,496 --> 00:41:23,464 I don't-you know what I see? I see what you're doing to that girl. 508 00:41:23,466 --> 00:41:25,432 Okay? Don't be those guys. 509 00:41:25,434 --> 00:41:27,837 Tell me that that all felt right in there, Deputy. 510 00:41:29,005 --> 00:41:31,038 Josh, how's the Sheriff? 511 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,141 You know what, Zach? 512 00:41:36,513 --> 00:41:37,747 I don't have time for this. 513 00:41:39,316 --> 00:41:40,681 We need him. 514 00:41:40,683 --> 00:41:43,451 Dude, this is way bigger than this Podunk sheriff's department. 515 00:41:43,453 --> 00:41:45,253 We need to get Joey. 516 00:41:49,526 --> 00:41:50,260 Right. 517 00:41:51,161 --> 00:41:54,264 We get our parents, then we get Joey, 518 00:41:55,532 --> 00:41:57,167 and get our footage uploaded. 519 00:41:58,569 --> 00:42:01,469 Once people see what's going on here, they'll send people to help. 520 00:42:01,471 --> 00:42:03,106 And we get the hell out of here. 521 00:42:14,152 --> 00:42:15,153 We'll get him. 522 00:42:16,421 --> 00:42:17,355 Come on. 523 00:42:38,143 --> 00:42:42,279 I don't get it. I'm trying to upload my footage, but there's still no service. 524 00:42:42,281 --> 00:42:43,449 Randy, do you got anything? 525 00:42:46,051 --> 00:42:46,917 No. 526 00:42:46,919 --> 00:42:48,053 Kayla, what about you? 527 00:43:15,849 --> 00:43:18,485 You know what? Just Randy and I should go in. 528 00:43:24,924 --> 00:43:25,624 Fine. 529 00:43:25,626 --> 00:43:27,925 I'll see if I can find your mom. 530 00:43:27,927 --> 00:43:28,828 Thank you. 531 00:43:36,604 --> 00:43:38,472 Does anyone ever work in that barn? 532 00:43:40,007 --> 00:43:40,574 No. 533 00:43:58,660 --> 00:43:59,461 Dad? 534 00:44:00,928 --> 00:44:01,530 Dad? 535 00:44:22,117 --> 00:44:23,453 Hello, boys. 536 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:25,355 Where's mom? 537 00:44:27,423 --> 00:44:33,327 We should, uh, get out of town pretty quick. There's some weird stuff going on. 538 00:44:33,329 --> 00:44:34,430 Zach. 539 00:44:35,698 --> 00:44:38,000 What are you talking about? 540 00:44:43,607 --> 00:44:44,608 Oh, God. 541 00:44:50,146 --> 00:44:51,713 Where's Mom? 542 00:44:51,715 --> 00:44:54,349 Everything's fine. 543 00:44:54,351 --> 00:44:56,016 - What did you do to Mom? - It's not him. 544 00:44:56,018 --> 00:44:57,254 Come on, we need to go. 545 00:45:18,976 --> 00:45:20,010 What are you doing? 546 00:45:21,646 --> 00:45:24,046 Wait! No, no, no! No, no, no! No, no, no! 547 00:45:24,048 --> 00:45:25,016 - Hey! - No! 548 00:45:27,652 --> 00:45:28,486 What was that? 549 00:45:48,274 --> 00:45:49,540 Oh, shit! 550 00:45:49,542 --> 00:45:50,741 Not funny. 551 00:45:50,743 --> 00:45:52,409 Dude, turn the light. 552 00:45:58,317 --> 00:45:59,151 Who's there? 553 00:46:01,220 --> 00:46:01,786 Mom? 554 00:46:26,146 --> 00:46:27,180 No! 555 00:46:28,381 --> 00:46:30,281 Randy, are you okay? 556 00:46:30,283 --> 00:46:32,385 I think something bit me. 557 00:46:33,454 --> 00:46:34,354 Are you okay? 558 00:46:36,156 --> 00:46:37,057 Oh, shit! 559 00:46:38,258 --> 00:46:39,592 Where'd it go? 560 00:46:47,768 --> 00:46:49,403 Randy, be careful. 561 00:46:59,681 --> 00:47:01,280 Zach? 562 00:47:01,282 --> 00:47:04,149 What? What is it? 563 00:47:04,151 --> 00:47:05,119 What the hell? 564 00:47:30,813 --> 00:47:32,348 Oh, shit! 565 00:47:42,225 --> 00:47:43,159 Mom? 566 00:47:52,402 --> 00:47:54,736 No. Mom! Mom! Get off her! 567 00:48:10,254 --> 00:48:11,288 Get off! 568 00:48:21,833 --> 00:48:22,867 Zach, 569 00:48:24,669 --> 00:48:26,203 that wasn't me. 570 00:48:27,672 --> 00:48:28,473 I had to kill her. 571 00:48:29,674 --> 00:48:30,442 Zach? 572 00:48:34,212 --> 00:48:35,480 No! 573 00:48:49,361 --> 00:48:52,730 Come on. You guys, we gotta go! They're coming back. Come on! 574 00:48:52,732 --> 00:48:53,666 Oh, let's go. 575 00:48:54,867 --> 00:48:56,235 Come on, hurry! 576 00:49:12,653 --> 00:49:13,754 Look at that. 577 00:49:34,741 --> 00:49:35,709 What happened? 578 00:49:42,917 --> 00:49:43,818 We gotta go. 579 00:49:51,826 --> 00:49:52,660 Zach, 580 00:49:53,628 --> 00:49:54,962 we gotta go, okay? 581 00:50:55,993 --> 00:50:57,726 How do we know it's him? 582 00:50:57,728 --> 00:51:01,498 I mean we don't, but who else is there? 583 00:51:39,104 --> 00:51:41,072 You got a shitty poker face, Randy. 584 00:51:45,744 --> 00:51:47,046 What were you going to do with that? 585 00:51:50,783 --> 00:51:51,851 Yeah. 586 00:51:53,152 --> 00:51:54,452 Come on. 587 00:52:16,009 --> 00:52:17,610 So we know we're all right, but... 588 00:52:19,146 --> 00:52:20,413 All right. 589 00:52:23,482 --> 00:52:24,850 Oh, Jesus. 590 00:52:24,852 --> 00:52:25,853 Oh, my God. 591 00:52:28,555 --> 00:52:29,523 Yeah. 592 00:52:30,657 --> 00:52:34,595 So one of those things bit me, but I kept my eyes open. 593 00:52:35,596 --> 00:52:37,129 We are going to need to take it with us though. 594 00:52:37,131 --> 00:52:38,730 What? Why? 595 00:52:38,732 --> 00:52:39,999 Oh, you're still filming, right? 596 00:52:40,001 --> 00:52:44,839 - Yeah. - So we take that thing and the footage to the FBI. 597 00:52:45,807 --> 00:52:47,106 That'll get them to move their asses. 598 00:52:47,108 --> 00:52:48,608 Yes. 599 00:52:48,610 --> 00:52:49,811 I'm sorry though. 600 00:52:51,646 --> 00:52:53,413 I should have believed you guys. 601 00:53:01,522 --> 00:53:02,989 What in the hell are they? 602 00:53:02,991 --> 00:53:04,157 I don't know. 603 00:53:04,159 --> 00:53:05,693 Do you guys think they might be aliens? 604 00:53:07,695 --> 00:53:09,729 Here's what we do know. 605 00:53:09,731 --> 00:53:10,797 First they bite you. 606 00:53:14,535 --> 00:53:15,636 Then they turn into you. 607 00:53:15,638 --> 00:53:17,573 But not right away. 608 00:53:19,475 --> 00:53:20,709 It's more like a copy. 609 00:53:22,811 --> 00:53:24,912 And they act like an animal. 610 00:53:24,914 --> 00:53:28,582 And then they, they... 611 00:53:31,487 --> 00:53:36,993 Well, maybe they bite you to get your DNA and then they clone you. 612 00:53:38,028 --> 00:53:41,796 You know, but the clone, it doesn't have any of the original memories so 613 00:53:41,798 --> 00:53:44,968 it has to like find you and just-and just take them. 614 00:53:54,911 --> 00:53:56,911 There's someone out there. 615 00:53:56,913 --> 00:53:58,515 - What? - What do you mean? 616 00:54:21,872 --> 00:54:22,773 Oh, shit! 617 00:54:24,309 --> 00:54:25,110 Shit! 618 00:54:27,812 --> 00:54:29,279 Oh, my God. 619 00:54:36,621 --> 00:54:38,023 All right, get down, get down! 620 00:54:52,138 --> 00:54:53,270 What the hell was that? 621 00:54:53,272 --> 00:54:54,904 You should call for backup. 622 00:54:54,906 --> 00:54:56,042 Let's just get out of here. 623 00:55:01,047 --> 00:55:01,948 Get it! 624 00:55:06,352 --> 00:55:08,753 Randy, he's here for you! Move away! Move away! Go, go, go! 625 00:55:08,755 --> 00:55:10,123 Where? Where? Where? 626 00:55:16,095 --> 00:55:17,329 They're here! 627 00:55:17,331 --> 00:55:18,798 Josh? Josh? 628 00:55:20,167 --> 00:55:20,833 Shit. 629 00:55:25,339 --> 00:55:27,139 Randy, stay away from that window. 630 00:55:37,985 --> 00:55:38,752 Shit. 631 00:55:39,653 --> 00:55:40,754 There's too many! 632 00:55:43,324 --> 00:55:44,956 They're surrounding us. 633 00:55:44,958 --> 00:55:46,094 They're surrounding us. 634 00:55:49,130 --> 00:55:51,097 Oh, shit! 635 00:55:51,099 --> 00:55:51,900 Whoa! 636 00:56:02,110 --> 00:56:02,977 Hang on! 637 00:56:03,878 --> 00:56:04,813 Hang on! 638 00:56:06,247 --> 00:56:07,582 They're gonna flip us! 639 00:56:08,750 --> 00:56:09,351 Hang on! 640 00:56:32,675 --> 00:56:33,341 Go! 641 00:56:54,264 --> 00:56:55,697 Oh my, God. 642 00:57:00,103 --> 00:57:00,737 Zach! 643 00:57:06,410 --> 00:57:07,711 No! No! 644 00:57:15,219 --> 00:57:17,955 Don't! Don't! Josh, no! 645 00:57:39,044 --> 00:57:39,945 Randy. 646 00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:42,147 No, Randy! 647 00:57:44,516 --> 00:57:45,684 Hey! 648 00:57:47,219 --> 00:57:51,788 Of all the towns on this planet, you guys chose this shithole to take over? 649 00:57:51,790 --> 00:57:54,257 God, you're a bunch of idiots! 650 00:57:54,259 --> 00:57:55,395 But you know what? 651 00:57:56,396 --> 00:57:57,495 You can have it. 652 00:57:57,497 --> 00:57:59,965 Fuck this! Over here! 653 00:58:02,834 --> 00:58:04,202 Fuck this! 654 00:58:04,204 --> 00:58:05,305 Come on, this way! 655 00:58:06,838 --> 00:58:09,943 Zach, Zach, we gotta go. We gotta go. Come on. 656 00:58:55,223 --> 00:58:56,391 I'm okay. 657 00:59:04,599 --> 00:59:06,534 They're still blocking the signal out here. 658 00:59:10,038 --> 00:59:11,605 There's a delivery van at my mom's shop. 659 00:59:11,607 --> 00:59:15,275 You know, we could go get it and get-and get Joey and just get out of here. 660 00:59:15,277 --> 00:59:17,210 And in Springfield, they'll have service. 661 00:59:17,212 --> 00:59:18,813 We can just upload our video there. 662 00:59:22,917 --> 00:59:23,818 Yeah. 663 01:00:10,067 --> 01:00:11,068 Come on, Kayla. 664 01:02:39,522 --> 01:02:40,656 Slow down, slow down. 665 01:03:04,748 --> 01:03:07,682 They key's under the flower pot. 666 01:03:07,684 --> 01:03:10,220 And then inside, it's under the cash register. 667 01:03:11,221 --> 01:03:12,354 Okay. 668 01:03:12,356 --> 01:03:13,223 Go ahead. 669 01:04:01,407 --> 01:04:02,308 Joey. 670 01:04:23,496 --> 01:04:24,495 No, no, no. 671 01:04:24,497 --> 01:04:25,465 No. 672 01:04:42,182 --> 01:04:43,517 I just want to go home. 673 01:04:50,191 --> 01:04:51,091 It's okay, Tyler. 674 01:04:51,093 --> 01:04:53,794 You're just gonna feel a little pinch. 675 01:04:55,496 --> 01:04:56,597 Okay. 676 01:05:01,235 --> 01:05:03,937 See? Now that wasn't so bad. 677 01:05:03,939 --> 01:05:06,205 And now I'll love you even more. 678 01:05:24,727 --> 01:05:29,262 Stop! Please, don't do it! I don't-I don't want it! 679 01:06:32,664 --> 01:06:37,433 Joey, run! Joey, Joey! Get out of here, Joey! Joey, run! Go to the cabin! 680 01:06:37,435 --> 01:06:38,903 Go! Yeah, go! 681 01:06:40,039 --> 01:06:43,541 Joey, go! Run! Joey, go! 682 01:06:50,583 --> 01:06:51,517 No! 683 01:07:19,846 --> 01:07:21,047 Get in! Come on! 684 01:07:24,684 --> 01:07:25,717 Go, go, go! Go, go! 685 01:07:25,719 --> 01:07:26,887 Come on! Go, go! 686 01:08:44,534 --> 01:08:45,501 Joey... 687 01:08:47,604 --> 01:08:48,805 Joey got away. 688 01:08:50,473 --> 01:08:52,006 That's great. 689 01:08:52,008 --> 01:08:53,810 I told him to go to the cabin. 690 01:08:55,645 --> 01:08:56,713 But he got away. 691 01:08:58,048 --> 01:09:00,084 Let's go get him and get the hell out of here, okay? 692 01:09:53,139 --> 01:09:54,639 Oh God, you got bit. 693 01:10:03,149 --> 01:10:04,917 No, no, no, no. 694 01:10:13,025 --> 01:10:14,727 When I get replaced 695 01:10:16,629 --> 01:10:18,798 is it going to have my feelings? 696 01:10:22,970 --> 01:10:24,905 Is it going to have my memories? 697 01:10:28,976 --> 01:10:30,243 Will I remember you? 698 01:10:35,015 --> 01:10:36,717 Don't think like that, Kayla. 699 01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:41,753 Because we are gonna make it. 700 01:10:41,755 --> 01:10:43,588 Yeah, but it'll find me. 701 01:10:43,590 --> 01:10:44,823 It found Randy. 702 01:10:44,825 --> 01:10:46,258 We are going to make it. 703 01:10:46,260 --> 01:10:47,627 We're gonna get help. 704 01:10:49,764 --> 01:10:51,933 We have everything recorded on our phones. 705 01:11:14,023 --> 01:11:15,891 We can show them what happened here. 706 01:11:17,059 --> 01:11:18,761 We're gonna stop it. 707 01:11:21,130 --> 01:11:22,863 Ah! 708 01:11:22,865 --> 01:11:24,898 Zach, come on, we gotta get it! Come on! 709 01:11:24,900 --> 01:11:25,534 Kayla! 710 01:11:39,015 --> 01:11:40,214 Come on, it's gone. 711 01:11:40,216 --> 01:11:42,150 No, it's-Zach, you were bitten, we have to-if we can't... 712 01:11:42,152 --> 01:11:44,118 Let's-let's go to the cabin. Get Joey. 713 01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:45,088 - Get down! - Shit. 714 01:11:53,763 --> 01:11:54,831 Keep going. 715 01:12:04,075 --> 01:12:05,842 We have to go. This way. 716 01:12:36,942 --> 01:12:37,776 Get down! 717 01:12:55,061 --> 01:12:56,329 Oh, my God. 718 01:13:07,073 --> 01:13:08,341 We're not gonna make it out. 719 01:13:10,309 --> 01:13:12,145 Zach, we have to go get Joey. 720 01:13:13,312 --> 01:13:14,213 We can't. 721 01:13:15,982 --> 01:13:17,616 I'm sorry. 722 01:13:17,618 --> 01:13:21,321 But Kayla, if this spreads there won't be anyone else for us to call for help. 723 01:13:29,963 --> 01:13:32,464 But we can make it to the cable company. 724 01:13:32,466 --> 01:13:36,401 If we can get there, we can upload our video straight into the backbone 725 01:13:36,403 --> 01:13:38,872 of the internet to the entire world. They can't block that. 726 01:13:40,974 --> 01:13:43,210 So we get the message out. 727 01:13:47,148 --> 01:13:48,081 Yeah. 728 01:14:01,162 --> 01:14:02,261 Come on. 729 01:14:02,263 --> 01:14:03,097 Let's go. 730 01:14:20,449 --> 01:14:21,250 Come on. 731 01:14:22,451 --> 01:14:24,420 Down here, down here. Come on. 732 01:15:08,131 --> 01:15:09,133 Hello, Zach. 733 01:15:14,939 --> 01:15:15,805 Randy. 734 01:15:27,084 --> 01:15:28,352 I thought I might find you here. 735 01:15:31,423 --> 01:15:33,024 We used to go fishing here. 736 01:15:34,226 --> 01:15:35,193 Do you remember? 737 01:15:36,595 --> 01:15:38,361 Yeah. 738 01:15:38,363 --> 01:15:39,298 I remember. 739 01:15:43,235 --> 01:15:44,569 We never caught anything. 740 01:15:46,872 --> 01:15:47,839 Why did we do it? 741 01:15:51,176 --> 01:15:53,178 'Cause catching something was never the point. 742 01:15:57,282 --> 01:15:58,318 Right. 743 01:16:04,624 --> 01:16:05,525 Where's Kayla? 744 01:16:08,261 --> 01:16:09,295 We lost each other. 745 01:16:12,131 --> 01:16:12,932 Right. 746 01:16:14,367 --> 01:16:16,967 Kayla never did know the woods like you and I. 747 01:16:16,969 --> 01:16:17,904 Did she? 748 01:16:19,472 --> 01:16:20,873 We'll find her together. 749 01:16:21,675 --> 01:16:23,042 Just like old times. 750 01:16:26,946 --> 01:16:28,981 Yeah. Just like old times. 751 01:16:34,188 --> 01:16:36,323 We went through it all together, didn't we? 752 01:16:41,328 --> 01:16:43,530 I don't know what I would have done without you. 753 01:17:26,609 --> 01:17:27,541 Zach. Zach. 754 01:17:29,145 --> 01:17:31,445 Zach, Zach, Zach, look at me. Zach, look at me. Zach, look at me. We got to go. 755 01:17:31,447 --> 01:17:33,647 We got to go. Okay? We gotta go. Come on. 756 01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:35,084 Come on. Come on. 757 01:17:59,676 --> 01:18:00,510 Right there. 758 01:18:03,647 --> 01:18:05,246 We can make it to that door. 759 01:18:19,130 --> 01:18:20,097 Are you ready? 760 01:18:21,065 --> 01:18:22,166 - Let's do it. - Okay. 761 01:18:41,219 --> 01:18:42,387 This way. 762 01:18:47,292 --> 01:18:49,192 Can we just upload from one of these offices? 763 01:18:49,194 --> 01:18:51,330 No, we need to find the main trunk terminal. 764 01:18:53,265 --> 01:18:54,666 It's on the front, right there. 765 01:19:01,808 --> 01:19:03,141 Right here. 766 01:19:48,489 --> 01:19:50,357 Hey. Hey. Hey, we gotta go. 767 01:19:55,764 --> 01:19:58,230 - We gotta go. Zach, we gotta go. - Okay, go. 768 01:19:58,232 --> 01:19:59,401 Come on, come on, come on. 769 01:20:11,613 --> 01:20:12,347 Come on. 770 01:20:14,783 --> 01:20:16,351 There, come on. Come on. 771 01:20:17,820 --> 01:20:19,252 Go, go, go, go, go. 772 01:20:49,452 --> 01:20:51,655 - Bring up the footage from your phone. - Okay, yeah. 773 01:20:56,727 --> 01:20:59,730 - Upload the footage onto the terminal. - Okay. 774 01:21:01,965 --> 01:21:03,832 Okay, where? YouTube? Facebook? Vimeo? 775 01:21:03,834 --> 01:21:05,333 Everywhere. 776 01:21:05,335 --> 01:21:05,869 Okay. 777 01:21:15,847 --> 01:21:16,781 Come on. Come on. 778 01:21:24,722 --> 01:21:25,423 That's it. 779 01:22:03,529 --> 01:22:05,230 What? What? What? 780 01:22:08,467 --> 01:22:10,768 Get footage of you talking on screen. 781 01:22:10,770 --> 01:22:11,571 Okay. 782 01:22:13,006 --> 01:22:14,339 Hey, Zach. 783 01:22:15,942 --> 01:22:16,943 Hey. 784 01:22:18,411 --> 01:22:19,312 Got it. 785 01:22:23,750 --> 01:22:25,017 Do you trust me? 786 01:22:25,019 --> 01:22:25,885 Yeah. 787 01:22:30,290 --> 01:22:31,624 Take a deep breath, okay? 788 01:23:13,335 --> 01:23:16,471 The kind of place where people don't even lock their doors at night. 789 01:23:22,078 --> 01:23:23,376 I'm Randy Foster. 790 01:23:23,378 --> 01:23:24,845 And I'm Zach Henderson. 791 01:23:28,583 --> 01:23:29,919 I know. See you later. 792 01:23:48,471 --> 01:23:49,938 ...what we're trying to do: 793 01:23:49,940 --> 01:23:52,475 show the people of Multon the way they really are. 794 01:24:18,903 --> 01:24:21,003 Ah, who I am. Right. Okay. 795 01:24:21,005 --> 01:24:22,772 Here we go. 796 01:24:22,774 --> 01:24:23,708 Who am I? 797 01:24:27,411 --> 01:24:28,345 Who am I? 798 01:25:54,735 --> 01:25:55,636 Joey. 799 01:26:19,728 --> 01:26:20,729 Okay. 800 01:26:27,203 --> 01:26:28,237 Kayla! 801 01:26:46,756 --> 01:26:48,656 Oh, God. 802 01:26:48,658 --> 01:26:49,259 What? 803 01:26:51,127 --> 01:26:51,828 What? 804 01:27:02,006 --> 01:27:04,108 That... That's not possible. 805 01:27:23,594 --> 01:27:24,762 They're everywhere. 806 01:27:34,139 --> 01:27:35,640 We weren't the first town. 807 01:27:39,744 --> 01:27:41,212 We were the last. 808 01:28:01,100 --> 01:28:02,068 Pastor Greg? 809 01:28:05,271 --> 01:28:06,305 Pastor Greg? 810 01:28:11,844 --> 01:28:13,145 Can I help you, boys? 811 01:28:40,976 --> 01:28:45,976 Subtitles by explosiveskull