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Previously on "Van Helsing"...
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I think I know where those pages are.
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But we got to move, right now!
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None of this is what I wanted.
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Yeah, well, I'm still a prisoner here.
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What if I could change that?
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I raised them to be strong.
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Perhaps we underestimated them both.
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What's this?
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If you ever need me, follow it.
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You'll find me.
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How's the catch of the day?
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Pickins are getting slim,
but a good haul none the less.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, this one looks like
she's got some potential.
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She put up a decent fight.
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Why the gag?
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Foul language?
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Bit of a biter.
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Dirty. Love it. Good.
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Please let me go.
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Please, please... please.
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Wah, wah.
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Please.
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Awkward.
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That's your cue.
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That's your cue.
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I don't know how more obvious...
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Shut up!
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Okay.
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Subpar merchandise means
you get half the usual rate.
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Half? Come on, Darius. I lost men.
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Getting sloppy, are we?
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It's 'cause of this one.
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- She's a diamond in the rough, I tell ya.
- Please.
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A stiff breeze could blow her over.
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She took out three of my best
herders without even trying.
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She's worth half alone.
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Don't fib now.
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Hand to God.
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Did you hear that?
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He stakes his reputation on you.
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Oh, pretty.
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I do like sparkly things.
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Don't touch that.
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She's got spunk.
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Damn right.
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Why don't you untie me and
find out how spunky I am?
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She is the perfect underdog.
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You put her in there
with one of your regulars,
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she beats the odds,
ratings go through the roof.
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And if you're wrong?
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Next batch is free of charge.
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But if I'm right and she proves it
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I get full price and 10
percent bump on my contract.
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Deal?
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Good. Yes.
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Son of a bitch!
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Give that back!
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Save it for the ring.
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And you better not disappoint.
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Bye, thank you very much!
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You can take them away.
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Thanks so much everyone.
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I'll be rooting for ya.
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Home, sweet home.
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You two get along now.
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So they caught you too huh?
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- Julius?
- Vi!
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Hey.
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Welcome to hell.
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♪ Van Helsing 4x10 ♪
Together Forever
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How did you end up in here?
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My mama always said help the helpless.
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Turns out they weren't.
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What is this place?
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The worst of us.
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We gotta break out of here.
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I've been looking for weak points.
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But there is none.
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There's cameras everywhere.
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Yeah, and armed guards
patrolling the perimeter.
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Every inch of this
place has eyes on you.
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They want us to fight.
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For what?
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Entertainment.
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We're not gonna put
on a show for anybody.
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Vanessa gave me a mission
and I'm gonna see it through.
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Vanessa?
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You found Vanessa?
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Where is she?
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Oh, shit.
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Shit.
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Woah.
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Hey, woah, woah, woah.
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Easy.
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Who are you?
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I ain't the Easter Bunny.
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I said who are you?
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I'm not gonna hurt you.
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What do you want?
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I'd be a lot more inclined
to answer your questions
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if you put that thing down.
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Tough shit.
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I'm looking for a friend.
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Can't help you.
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What're you doing?
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Where's Vanessa?
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Where is she?
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Look... I'm a friend, you can trust me.
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She's gone.
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What do you mean, she's gone?
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She sacrificed herself
to save me and my sister.
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Bullshit.
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She gave me this thing to
find her wherever she was.
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For some reason it's
pointing straight at you.
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Why?
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Because I'm her daughter.
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What?
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Those Blak-Tek bastards,
they made us, too.
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Me and my sister.
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Just like they made her.
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So she's really gone?
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But I plan on getting her back.
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I just remember like
this white light beam,
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and then Vanessa and the
Dark One both fell into it.
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Vanessa is still alive.
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I don't know how I know, I just do.
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If I can get those pages
and put it all tog...
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First thing is we get out of here.
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No, I need that amulet first.
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Wait, what pages?
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And what amulet?
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It holds the Dark One's blood.
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Vanessa entrusted it to me
and now that psycho has it.
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We need that amulet, Julius.
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Then we get the pages that
tell us how to open the portal.
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Okay, okay. Just ease up, alright?
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We'll get out.
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Together.
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I'm sorry, Violet.
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For what?
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For leaving you in Fort Collins.
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I should have brought you with me.
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I wasn't ready.
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But then I saw the
truth with my own eyes
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and learned who I really
was and what I have to do.
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Cue music.
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Places, places everyone.
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What kind of Mad Max shit is this?
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I told you.
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Human cock fighting.
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And they really like to jazz it up.
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That satellite truck outside?
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They're broadcasting this somewhere.
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To someone.
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To some sickos who get off on
the murder of innocent people.
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This is unbelievable.
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You ain't seen nothing yet, kid.
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When your number gets called,
no matter what happens,
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you get out alive.
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Look, you gotta listen to me.
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You are so important in all of this.
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So in there, you're not Violet anymore.
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You understand?
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Five, four, three, cue fake applause.
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Heathens!
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Ne'er-do-wells, delinquents.
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I am your magnificent and
magnanimous MC for the evening,
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Darius, and tonight I have a
special show for you my lovelies,
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one that is sure to entertain you.
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See, normally I make you
wait until the main event
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to witness his brutality.
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But even I can't wait
for this first match up.
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So shall we get started?
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Yes, I say we shall.
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First up, please welcome
the one you love to fear.
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Carnage!
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I am Carnage!
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You're a killer.
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Maybe I'll pick you next, Tiny.
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And his first victim, or
shall I say "challenger",
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a little, uh, firecracker of a filly.
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The beauty that slays
beasts, The Slayer!
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Showtime.
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No, no. Look. You can't.
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She's... she's just a kid, alright?
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Take me. He wanted to fight me!
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He wanted to fight me! Take me!
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It's not your time.
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Make it my time.
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Julius!
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Julius!
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I'll go!
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Okay, I'll go!
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You don't understand.
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You've never fought anyone like him.
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You lose, he takes your head.
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Now.
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There's no coming back!
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Come on!
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Woohoo!
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Yes!
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It's the time you've
all been waiting for!
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It's really... I'm very excited
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because I have a very, very special show
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for you this evening.
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One of biblical proportions
and when I say proportions
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I sincerely mean it because
here right now tonight
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we have our very own
David versus Goliath.
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Female David, but even better, really.
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It's gonna be fun.
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Are we ready?
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- I said are we ready?
- Vi? You're gonna get through this,
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just concentrate on my voice, alright?
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This is the real deal, kid.
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Fight for your life.
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I asked you for a challenge
and you send me this?
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I can crush ten of her with one hand.
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I'd like to see that.
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We have one last
teeny-tiny order of business
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before we begin the festivities
and you know what that is.
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The wheel of death!
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Yeah.
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Oh, yes. Here we go.
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Let fate run its course like
the blood in their veins!
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Have you made your
peace with your maker?
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I've got things I still have to do.
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Yeah, me too and I'm gonna end you.
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Here she goes. Here she goes.
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Where it stops nobody knows.
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Oh.
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The haladie.
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The haladie.
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Twice as nice because
it's got twice the slice.
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Are my combatants ready?
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Showtime.
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Begin.
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No.
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No! Where you goin'? You're
not getting away from me.
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Dumb move, kid.
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That was your last.
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Remember the soft spots!
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Shut your mouth!
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How's that for a soft spot?
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Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!
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Right in the... ball sack.
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Oh, no, no.
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Ohhhhh!!!!!
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It's not the size of
the dog in the fight
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but the fight of the dog
in the... blah, blah, blah.
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You know.
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Come here!
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You see that? That's not
gonna help you, little girl.
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Get outta there!
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Move, move, move, move!
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It doesn't have to end this way.
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It always ends this way.
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I promise, I won't let you suffer.
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I told you I wanted a challenge!
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Come on, Vi. He's too big.
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Improvise.
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Ooh.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
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No.
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No.
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I can't die.
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I'm sorry.
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You said if I got...
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if I got 20 wins... I could leave.
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Find my family.
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It's over!
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Okay?
276
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:45,324
We put on a show just like you asked!
277
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:51,963
Yes, but you've left out the best part.
278
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,633
One second.
279
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,101
Uh, here we go. Here we go.
280
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,502
Here we go.
281
00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:58,904
Here, here, here.
282
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:05,144
Finish him.
283
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:11,316
I'm no executioner.
284
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,785
Aren't you?
285
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,695
You son of a bitch.
286
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:24,963
We had a deal.
287
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:28,601
Which you failed to live up to.
288
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,637
I'll see you in hell.
289
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,515
What a show. What an upset!
290
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:47,485
Sadly, the Slayer did
not live up to her name,
291
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:50,755
but I'm sure she'll learn soon enough.
292
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:53,391
For now, toodle-oo, my lovelies.
293
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:56,587
Toodle-oo, my lovelies, till next time!
294
00:19:56,588 --> 00:19:58,025
Till next time!
295
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:04,002
And cameras are cut.
296
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,671
You will learn to take direction.
297
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:07,872
Or what?
298
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:12,611
Oh, the show goes on, but
it's you that gets cancelled.
299
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,599
So these, um, pages.
300
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,402
What do they do, exactly?
301
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:40,705
They open the portal to where
Vanessa and the Dark One went.
302
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:43,475
I think.
303
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,845
And you actually saw the Dark One?
304
00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:52,450
If it weren't for Vanessa.
305
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,719
We'll find your sister.
306
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,855
Damn right we will.
307
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,627
You probably are her daughter.
308
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:05,998
You two were close?
309
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:12,003
In our own way, I guess.
310
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:15,740
Not sure if I ever really knew her.
311
00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:17,842
It was the weight of
what she was, you know?
312
00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:21,375
She... the things she had to do,
what people expected of her.
313
00:21:21,376 --> 00:21:25,851
Just... cast a big shadow.
314
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:33,392
She tried to do good,
315
00:21:35,207 --> 00:21:36,797
even if it meant doing some things
316
00:21:36,798 --> 00:21:38,888
that people couldn't live with.
317
00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:49,671
She was fierce, she was determined,
318
00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:54,205
but she loved her daughter
more than just about anything
319
00:21:54,206 --> 00:21:55,338
on the planet.
320
00:21:57,812 --> 00:21:59,236
Probably would have loved you, too,
321
00:21:59,237 --> 00:22:01,239
if she had the chance.
322
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:09,061
Well, that's all we're
gonna get out of that.
323
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:12,665
Feels like we were just getting started.
324
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,633
Yeah, well.
325
00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:17,635
I'm gonna get her back.
326
00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:19,637
Me and my sister.
327
00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:24,944
And then together we'll
put an end to all of them.
328
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:40,693
... but I am sure
she will learn soon enough.
329
00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:49,702
Entrez-vous, s'il vous plait.
330
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:55,206
I had such high hopes for you.
331
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:59,645
But clearly one of us
got ahead of ourselves.
332
00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,115
Mmm.
333
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:07,085
Sweet, sweet Slayer.
334
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:09,454
My name is Violet.
335
00:23:09,455 --> 00:23:11,156
I don't care.
336
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:18,730
Why are you doing this?
337
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,030
Good times or bad,
338
00:23:20,031 --> 00:23:21,966
people always need
entertainment, my dear.
339
00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:23,140
What people?
340
00:23:23,141 --> 00:23:24,569
Where?
341
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,037
I would be more concerned
342
00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:29,040
with what is happening
right here, Slayer.
343
00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,209
Stop calling me that.
344
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:33,745
Someone is supposed to die!
345
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,446
You broke that rule.
346
00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:36,881
Argh!
347
00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:39,584
Rules maintain order.
348
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,753
Without them there is chaos.
349
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,504
Not unlike the wastelands
350
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,235
you've been trying to survive out there.
351
00:23:45,236 --> 00:23:46,357
And in here?
352
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:50,302
Chaos is a shit show
you call entertainment.
353
00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:55,255
Breaking the rules usually means death,
354
00:23:57,903 --> 00:24:00,772
but I like your spunk.
355
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:04,909
And my audience deserves
to see your full potential,
356
00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:08,079
so I'm giving you another chance.
357
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,649
Colour me merciful.
358
00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:13,685
I won't kill for you.
359
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:16,154
You haven't even heard
what I have to offer you.
360
00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:17,599
It doesn't matter.
361
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,993
- Really?
- Really.
362
00:24:24,659 --> 00:24:28,553
Become my ultimate
champion and I will send you
363
00:24:28,554 --> 00:24:32,203
to a place unaffected by vampires,
364
00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:35,640
where everyone will cheer your name
365
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:38,643
and you will never live in fear again.
366
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,546
Shangri-La.
367
00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:44,649
That doesn't exist.
368
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,317
Really?
369
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,754
Who do you think is watching?
370
00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:52,790
You don't have any choice, Slayer.
371
00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:56,928
You either murder for the masses
or it's off with your head.
372
00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:59,270
Good. Good chat, thank you.
373
00:24:59,271 --> 00:25:01,065
Take her away.
374
00:25:01,066 --> 00:25:03,801
I won't kill innocent
people just to save myself!
375
00:25:03,802 --> 00:25:06,070
You hear me?
376
00:25:06,071 --> 00:25:09,340
You will, Slayer.
377
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,243
They all do.
378
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,655
Ouch.
379
00:25:24,656 --> 00:25:28,159
What a come from behind victory, folks!
380
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,595
I could have done without the tears,
381
00:25:30,596 --> 00:25:33,255
but there's something
about a snivelling coward
382
00:25:33,256 --> 00:25:36,452
turning ruthless killer that
really gets my blood flowing.
383
00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:39,771
Wooo!
384
00:25:39,772 --> 00:25:41,839
They made me kill her.
385
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,175
I didn't want to.
386
00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:46,010
I didn't want to!
387
00:25:46,011 --> 00:25:47,578
I didn't want to!
388
00:25:47,579 --> 00:25:49,680
I didn't want to! You made me do it!
389
00:25:49,681 --> 00:25:51,783
I had to do it.
390
00:25:51,784 --> 00:25:54,018
Guilty, you did have to do it.
391
00:25:54,019 --> 00:25:56,020
I didn't want to.
392
00:25:56,021 --> 00:25:57,889
They made me.
393
00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:00,124
I had to do it.
394
00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:04,729
And we'll be right back
after this short break.
395
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:05,996
Cut!
396
00:26:05,997 --> 00:26:07,121
Good, are we cut?
397
00:26:07,122 --> 00:26:08,190
Good.
398
00:26:09,034 --> 00:26:10,802
I say we risk it.
399
00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:13,738
I'll take the brunt of the
fire while you take him out.
400
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,206
No need.
401
00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:17,076
I have an idea.
402
00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:22,046
Get your big hands off me, you ape!
403
00:26:22,047 --> 00:26:24,749
I'm gonna kill you, you little runt!
404
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,318
You two, knock it off!
405
00:26:28,325 --> 00:26:29,583
Get them outta there!
406
00:26:29,584 --> 00:26:32,153
They're no good to me if they
kill each other off camera!
407
00:26:33,058 --> 00:26:34,159
Let's go.
408
00:26:34,693 --> 00:26:36,506
I'm gonna rip your face off!
409
00:26:36,507 --> 00:26:38,081
I'm gonna kill you, you little runt!
410
00:26:38,082 --> 00:26:40,116
- I am going to get you first!
- I'm gonna end you!
411
00:26:40,117 --> 00:26:41,233
I'm gonna end your face!
412
00:26:41,234 --> 00:26:42,401
I'm gonna end you!
413
00:26:42,402 --> 00:26:44,937
Spit on you and spit on your corpse!
414
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,509
Easy, Slayer. Easy, Slayer.
415
00:26:49,510 --> 00:26:51,198
You'll get your chance.
416
00:26:52,911 --> 00:26:54,245
Change the fight card.
417
00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:55,780
These two go next.
418
00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:56,949
Yes, sir.
419
00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:12,998
The compass says...
420
00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:16,435
she must be in there.
421
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:20,004
I only see two of them
but they're like roaches.
422
00:27:20,005 --> 00:27:22,607
You know there's more inside.
423
00:27:22,608 --> 00:27:23,841
What is this place?
424
00:27:23,842 --> 00:27:25,543
I don't know.
425
00:27:25,544 --> 00:27:28,480
But I bet they get shit reviews on Yelp.
426
00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:32,617
Hey! Where are you going?!
427
00:27:32,618 --> 00:27:33,918
To rescue Violet.
428
00:27:33,919 --> 00:27:36,120
Not without a plan, you're not.
429
00:27:36,121 --> 00:27:38,823
Bullets might not kill us
but they hurt like hell.
430
00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:41,231
Those are four gauge shotgun
shells those guys are carrying.
431
00:27:41,232 --> 00:27:42,927
They'll take your head clean off.
432
00:27:42,928 --> 00:27:45,664
Ain't no healing from that.
433
00:27:48,033 --> 00:27:49,267
So what's the plan?
434
00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:51,170
I'm thinking.
435
00:27:53,639 --> 00:27:54,672
Anytime now...
436
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,641
Okay, okay, look. We're
gonna get your sister.
437
00:27:56,642 --> 00:27:57,708
Here's how.
438
00:27:57,709 --> 00:27:59,041
There's two guards, right?
439
00:27:59,042 --> 00:28:00,410
Here and here.
440
00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:08,953
I ghost around the fence line,
distract them, do a little jazz hands.
441
00:28:08,954 --> 00:28:10,688
You sneak around here...
442
00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:26,538
Okay, new plan.
443
00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:31,109
We follow them.
444
00:28:33,912 --> 00:28:37,715
Welcome back, my lovelies! Oh, ho, ho!
445
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:41,970
You know, I'm feeling a little,
uh, naughty this evening.
446
00:28:41,971 --> 00:28:44,622
Maybe it's something in the air.
447
00:28:44,623 --> 00:28:49,193
But next up I bring you
the rarest of occurrences.
448
00:28:49,194 --> 00:28:51,996
You know her, you love her.
449
00:28:51,997 --> 00:28:54,608
In her second match of the evening here
450
00:28:54,609 --> 00:29:00,077
to slay yet another giant, the Slayer!
451
00:29:00,706 --> 00:29:01,906
Yes.
452
00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:07,912
And her opponent, the hulking
brute from parts unknown,
453
00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:09,848
the Yeti.
454
00:29:11,116 --> 00:29:14,086
Let the games begin, shall we?
455
00:29:17,055 --> 00:29:19,857
Round and round she spins,
456
00:29:19,858 --> 00:29:26,764
where she stops will split your skin.
457
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:33,554
Ok, now um, you two
don't play nice, now.
458
00:29:33,555 --> 00:29:35,039
Wink, wink.
459
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,942
And go!
460
00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:42,947
Ooh, and the Slayer draws first blood.
461
00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:47,786
Hey!
462
00:29:58,730 --> 00:30:01,333
At least they're taking
care of the hard part for us.
463
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:06,171
I hate to tell ya, eventually
they are the hard part.
464
00:30:08,907 --> 00:30:09,908
Watch your step.
465
00:30:16,782 --> 00:30:17,837
Ouch.
466
00:30:17,838 --> 00:30:19,573
Little bit of a left hook.
467
00:30:21,853 --> 00:30:23,221
Let's do this.
468
00:30:27,426 --> 00:30:28,827
Come on!
469
00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:30,861
Boring.
470
00:30:32,030 --> 00:30:33,732
Come on!
471
00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:35,733
I can't.
472
00:30:35,734 --> 00:30:37,468
Do it.
473
00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:39,203
Or we're gonna die.
474
00:30:39,204 --> 00:30:41,006
Let's go!
475
00:30:52,375 --> 00:30:54,067
Okay, okay, okay.
476
00:30:54,068 --> 00:30:55,219
Pause.
477
00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:56,788
Wait.
478
00:30:58,824 --> 00:31:01,826
Time to even the playing field.
479
00:31:01,827 --> 00:31:03,961
Timber!
480
00:31:14,339 --> 00:31:17,943
Yeti down, ladies and gentlemen.
481
00:31:19,244 --> 00:31:21,413
It's now or never, kid.
482
00:31:33,158 --> 00:31:35,227
Kill her!
483
00:31:55,814 --> 00:31:57,348
Wonderful.
484
00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:58,949
Bravo, Slayer.
485
00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:01,386
Show's over, psycho!
486
00:32:03,121 --> 00:32:04,989
Au contraire.
487
00:32:04,990 --> 00:32:08,359
It would appear that
the show has just begun.
488
00:32:19,404 --> 00:32:21,505
No.
489
00:32:21,506 --> 00:32:24,209
I killed you in Denver!
490
00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:28,179
Only your love died there.
491
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:29,280
No!
492
00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:42,561
Scab!!!
493
00:32:44,614 --> 00:32:47,316
This time I'm gonna make sure you die.
494
00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:52,137
With my bare hands.
495
00:33:02,781 --> 00:33:03,882
Julius!
496
00:33:06,117 --> 00:33:08,319
Sorry, kid.
497
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,355
This one's personal.
498
00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:17,729
You, you will not escape
this time, Van Helsing!
499
00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:21,599
Argh!!!!!
500
00:33:43,455 --> 00:33:44,588
Vi!
501
00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:45,857
Jack!
502
00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:00,371
Don't shoot!
503
00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:02,541
He has the amulet!
504
00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:07,611
I'm on it!
505
00:34:07,612 --> 00:34:10,034
Looks like that's my cue, my lovelies.
506
00:34:10,035 --> 00:34:12,003
To be continued.
507
00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:18,690
Julius?
508
00:34:20,625 --> 00:34:21,959
Axel!
509
00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:29,500
No, no, no, no, no!
510
00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:31,702
He's mine!
511
00:34:31,703 --> 00:34:33,771
If you say so.
512
00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:36,207
I suppose you've got
this covered, too, huh?
513
00:34:37,209 --> 00:34:38,677
Go help my sister!
514
00:34:39,711 --> 00:34:41,713
Good luck, big guy.
515
00:34:58,363 --> 00:34:59,464
Hey, asshole!
516
00:35:06,471 --> 00:35:08,272
Down!
517
00:36:00,058 --> 00:36:02,494
This is gold.
518
00:36:56,548 --> 00:37:00,551
You know what I wanna hear!
519
00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:04,788
I'll never say it!
520
00:37:04,789 --> 00:37:06,390
Damn right you won't.
521
00:37:29,514 --> 00:37:32,750
You're gonna pay for that, human!
522
00:37:50,735 --> 00:37:51,903
Julius!
523
00:37:57,208 --> 00:38:01,079
I hope your vengeance
was worth your life.
524
00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:08,779
I'm... I'm...
525
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:10,782
... Human
526
00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:19,187
Just give us the amulet.
527
00:39:19,188 --> 00:39:20,309
And then what?
528
00:39:20,310 --> 00:39:22,993
You're just gonna let me walk away?
529
00:39:22,994 --> 00:39:24,761
Now you're getting it.
530
00:39:24,762 --> 00:39:28,498
That's not exactly must see TV, people.
531
00:39:28,499 --> 00:39:30,014
Come and get it!
532
00:39:32,670 --> 00:39:35,158
Can't believe we're
negotiating with a moron
533
00:39:35,159 --> 00:39:36,908
in the goddamn apocalypse.
534
00:39:38,776 --> 00:39:41,246
Oh, hey. Nice of you to join us.
535
00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:50,755
I see you've been busy.
536
00:39:58,329 --> 00:39:59,329
Yeah.
537
00:39:59,330 --> 00:40:01,766
Why kill when I can save?
538
00:40:02,433 --> 00:40:05,636
What're you gonna do about her?
539
00:40:05,637 --> 00:40:07,704
I got this.
540
00:40:07,705 --> 00:40:10,741
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
541
00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:11,875
Look at me.
542
00:40:11,876 --> 00:40:15,646
I've been where you are.
543
00:40:15,647 --> 00:40:18,515
I've just spent such a
long time in darkness.
544
00:40:18,516 --> 00:40:21,051
I know.
545
00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:25,556
The Van Helsings have my
loyalty for freeing me.
546
00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:28,559
Come on.
547
00:40:31,629 --> 00:40:32,663
Are we good?
548
00:40:32,664 --> 00:40:33,772
Yeah.
549
00:40:33,773 --> 00:40:35,942
She's with us now.
550
00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:38,869
So what's the plan?
551
00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:42,640
He's locked himself in his room
and he's throwing a tantrum.
552
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:46,311
Did you ever play football?
553
00:40:50,915 --> 00:40:55,619
Well, my lovelies, it appears
that this may be the end
554
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:58,161
but I can assure you I won't
be signing off without a...
555
00:40:58,162 --> 00:41:01,758
a big finale, like when Edward R. Murrow
556
00:41:01,759 --> 00:41:04,266
wished you a goodnight, and good luck.
557
00:41:04,267 --> 00:41:07,597
Or when Sam Malone uttered
those immortal words
558
00:41:07,598 --> 00:41:10,067
"Sorry, we're closed".
559
00:41:10,068 --> 00:41:14,571
No, this will be TV history.
560
00:41:22,613 --> 00:41:24,916
Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.
561
00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:31,689
Whatever this is, just make it good.
562
00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:37,794
Three, two, one.
563
00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:51,943
Let's go!
564
00:42:22,607 --> 00:42:25,609
Whoever's watching this disgusting shit,
565
00:42:25,610 --> 00:42:28,478
you're the problem.
566
00:42:28,479 --> 00:42:30,213
You call this entertainment?
567
00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:33,719
You watch real people suffer
just so you can feel better
568
00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,685
about your own pathetic lives.
569
00:42:35,686 --> 00:42:40,807
We're fighting to save
humanity, so this ends now.
570
00:42:42,660 --> 00:42:43,960
Show's over, mother[CENSORED]!
571
00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:47,235
As you can see, the rumours of the woman
572
00:42:47,236 --> 00:42:50,767
who can turn vampires human are true.
573
00:42:50,768 --> 00:42:54,405
How would you like to
proceed, Madam President?