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- How often are you having sex?
- Uh, excuse me?

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We've been off our game
a little bit lately.

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Um, 0.5 times a week.

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Last season on "You Me Her"...

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We lied with disturbing specificity.

6
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Well, you got to lie.
Like, I'm gonna tell

7
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the whole neighborhood we
haven't had sex in two months?

8
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Well, you just did.

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You need to do it
someone you don't know,

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someone who doesn't laugh
when you get your sexy on.

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I'm talking about an escort.

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Hi.

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Are you fucking kidding me?

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I came clean. Don't I get
points for coming clean?

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You get points for
admitting to scarfing down

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the second half of my panini, not for

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confessing to spending happy hour

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in a hotel room with a hooker.

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I met Izzy today.

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- Surprise.
- What?

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And I probably should've told
you this a long, long time ago.

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Izzy.

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She wasn't my first girl.

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Your stupid moron plan actually worked.

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Emma and I are having crazy sex.

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What if it's all Izzy?

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We... we agree that this is
a business arrangement, right?

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Well, you know, I had my
date with Emma last night.

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It was pretty awesome.

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Like a fucking lesbian
romance novel. Blegh!

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Whatever the fuck that
is, stop it immediately.

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Mom!

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What are you doing?

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- So, hi.
- So who was that chick

35
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who got dropped off at
your house two nights ago?

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I told her she was, uh, my niece.

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- Babe, just take a breath.
- I need this.

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I want to be dean of this place.

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Lori's big on spite.

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Lori, who is now, you
know, on the alumni board.

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Do you know that she has a boyfriend?

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What are you doing here?

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- I'm looking for a girl.
- I knew it.

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Andy, why'd you follow me
here, to my uncle's house?

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You know, I'm getting the
overwhelming sense that, uh,

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Jack isn't really
Izzy's uncle, you know.

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What?

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I fucked Andy.

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Give me one good reason

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why I shouldn't punch
you in the vag right now.

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You find Jacqueline Isabelle's last name

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and any social networking
site that proves

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her and Jack's big sister could
pick each other out of a line-up,

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let alone share DNA.

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I thought this was supposed to be easy.

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I'm not exactly a Photoshop wizard.

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It's Ava.

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- It worked.
- I love us.

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Maybe this is doable,
the road less traveled,

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- the relationship more populated.
- Pfff.

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- Why does it have to be scary?
- I'm actually confused.

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Did you say this was permanent?

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I know that you guys feel this

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- just as much as I do.
- We have careers.

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- We have neighbors for God's sake.
- So you're afraid?

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Of course we're fucking afraid.

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You don't deserve me.

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I declined the position.

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- Okay.
- And then I resigned.

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She's leaving because she fell
in love with you... both of you.

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Go to the airport.

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Hey, assholes.

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We literally raced to the
airport, which is, like,

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the... the rom-comiest
of all rom-com tropes.

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- And...
- Just to get here.

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- But then what?
- We go home.

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What?

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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Ugh. Did I hunt, capture, and eat

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a small cat by any chance?

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Shh.

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Need painkillers.

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Truth.

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- Are you gonna get them?
- God, no.

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Ohh.

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Oh, fuck.

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Just fuck in general, or... ?

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I quit my job.

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Yeah. Yep.

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Can't remember the actual
reason. Something about

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doing what I want to do,

92
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but I think that's all
I ever wanted to do.

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So you do it at another
school, one where they have

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bigger problems than choosing the color

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for their sweet-16 Beemers.

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- Solid idea.
- Let's call it a day.

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It's all downhill from here.

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Izzy. What happened to Izzy?

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- Oh, my God, we lost her?
- She could be anywhere by now.

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Or there.

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What's that on her ass?

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"Edgy"?

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- Oh, God.
- I have one, too?

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Just go to sleep.

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Just stop talking.

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It's not "edgy."

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It's "E-J-I."

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Emma, Jack, Izzy.

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How the fuck did this happen?

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Oh, fuck.

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_

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The adventure begins.

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Openly polyamorous adventure.

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Yep.

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- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

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- Oh, wait, did you...
- Uh, no.

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What's happening here, it's
called "couples privilege."

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You both assume the unicorn
would ride in the back.

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That's me.

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The unicorn... the third.

121
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So, should we rotate?

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Or where do you want to sit?

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Mm, behind the wheel.

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Cool.

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- You okay with that, Doctor?
- I guess so, yeah.

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Ah, thank you.

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All right, buckle up, dickhead.

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- Oh, that sounds about right.
- What's that, babe?

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Nothing. Yes, let's do this.

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- Let's do this.
- This is a big-ass car.

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Whee!

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- Trick or treat!
- Be safe kids.

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Aye, there, landlubber.

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How you doin', sheriff?

135
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It's tough to tell the stoned
teenagers from the real hookers.

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Time to put this little octopus to bed.

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Up and go.

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Oh, good Lord.

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Ladies, what is the
actual objective here?

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Post-post-post-feminist empowerment.

141
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Mm-hmm. You playing that card? Really?

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Hold on, I think I have some
self-esteem in here somewhere.

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Good one.

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Yeah, I love it when old
people try to be clever.

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Totes adorbs.

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Let's go, guys.

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Oh, look, Lori Matherfield
here in our yard.

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Jack-o'-lanterns not up to code?

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Ouch.

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I guess I deserve that, huh?

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Hey, I don't want to be a dick here,

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but we got to get inside
and put these little

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- crustaceans to bed, so...
- I... I... I was wrong

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about the Trakarskys.

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Oh, no, I wouldn't beat
yourself up too bad about that.

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Too late.

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I'm really sorry for all
of the tumult that I caused.

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Water under the bridge. You know what?

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It was confusing for all of us,
so... no blood, no foul. Okay?

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Please.

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As if the Trakarskys
went all sexually deviant

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with some college chick
and then crafted this

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elaborate cover-up that
she was their niece...

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that is just crazy.

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- It's nut-zoid.
- Like unthinkable.

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- Bonkers.
- Outlandish.

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Preposterous. You know, they're actually

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a very vanilla couple
if you know that term.

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- Don't even look at each other naked.
- They think HBO is porn.

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- Well, it kind of is.
- Can you believe

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that Jack turned down the
promotion and quit his job today?

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I mean, who saw that coming?

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Oh, you... you didn't know.

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- That can't be good.
- How's that,

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Dave? What... what does that mean?

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- Why is that not good?
- No, he just means...

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Mid-life crisis, probably. I don't know.

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What's next? Ultimate Frisbee?

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- Hydroponics?
- Skinny jeans?

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- Frosted tips?
- Ironic mustache?

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So, that happened.

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Was that the niece? I thought they said

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she was leaving for, uh...

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- Jack.
- Emma.

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- Emma.
- Jack or Emma.

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Probably one of the two
Trakar... That's the Trakarsky...

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- A Trakarsky was driving that car.
- ... family vehicle, yeah.

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Wouldn't have been the
third one. She left town.

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- Izzy.
- Jack's niece.

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- Yeah.
- Okay, I'm gonna...

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You people are still
just a little strange.

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- All right, nighty-night.
- Great.

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Now what the fuck?

194
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I thought I lost you.

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What is up, hooker?

196
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Were you just watching me sleep?

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Ah, the boundless
narcissism of adolescence.

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So, did you know Jack Trakarsky

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declined his promotion
and quit his job yesterday?

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'Cause the Amaris, they
didn't know anything about it.

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That doesn't make any sense.

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If he didn't want to be dean,

203
00:10:00,254 --> 00:10:02,102
why go through the whole process?

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00:10:02,151 --> 00:10:04,986
Including, I might
add, taking vats of shit

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00:10:04,997 --> 00:10:06,274
from a vindictive neighbor,

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00:10:06,295 --> 00:10:07,873
and then back out at the last second.

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00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:10,580
See, that's exactly what I'm wondering.

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00:10:14,924 --> 00:10:16,492
Fuck!

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00:10:25,218 --> 00:10:27,158
What are you, taking a shift for Lori?

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00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:29,061
Is this 'cause she laughed
at one of your jokes?

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00:10:29,067 --> 00:10:30,678
Hey, what do I get if
I pretend you're funny?

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00:10:30,705 --> 00:10:32,079
Maybe an oral presentation?

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00:10:32,122 --> 00:10:33,788
I shouldn't be vague about
something this important.

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I'm talking about a blowjob.

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It's almost 2:00 in the afternoon,

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and they haven't even
come out for the paper yet.

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Called Emma like seven times.

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Honey, I'm going to play one-on-one

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with Jack in a half an
hour. You want to come watch?

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00:10:45,531 --> 00:10:47,261
Uh, yeah, you don't want that, babe.

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What? Are you kidding me? Come on.

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You're not turned on by the idea of me

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00:10:50,964 --> 00:10:52,468
waging battle on the court
and sweating a lot more

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- than everybody else?
- No, it's cool.

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- It's professional.
- I can't. I just can't.

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You know, this is all
standard issue top to bottom.

227
00:11:00,507 --> 00:11:01,982
This is what the pros wear.

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00:11:03,844 --> 00:11:06,550
The shorts are too long for
my body, though. I get that.

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00:11:12,484 --> 00:11:14,868
I feel like we should've worked
our way up to that, you know?

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My dick is broken.

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00:11:19,463 --> 00:11:20,870
I think we're gonna have to

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00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:23,813
MacGyver some sort of penis splint.

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00:11:24,169 --> 00:11:26,815
I feel like I have full-body hernia.

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00:11:26,879 --> 00:11:28,712
Yeah, I'm so winded.

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00:11:28,832 --> 00:11:31,094
I feel like I need to back off the weed

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or go for a walk or eat something

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that doesn't come delivered
in a cardboard box probably.

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00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:42,763
That being said, you
guys want to go again?

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Mm, as long as I don't have
to move or do anything at all.

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I mean that. I mean
that literally. Like...

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like I'm a blow-up doll.

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00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:53,811
I can't feel my tongue.

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00:11:55,562 --> 00:11:56,964
Am I talking funny?

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- No.
- No.

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00:12:06,566 --> 00:12:08,550
I guess there is a world out there.

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Mm.

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You know we have nothing
to feel guilty about, right?

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00:12:32,532 --> 00:12:33,896
Spoiler alert...

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guilt's not a huge
issue in my life. So...

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00:12:42,777 --> 00:12:44,846
I see you, Nina Martone.

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I see you.

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Okay, I'm gonna yack all over you.

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Mm.

254
00:12:56,536 --> 00:12:58,288
Guys pay you for that?

255
00:12:59,021 --> 00:13:00,942
I really want to say no, but...

256
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,854
God, please do.

257
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:06,254
I'm kidding, dumb-ass.

258
00:13:11,939 --> 00:13:13,827
Were you drunk this time?

259
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,331
No.

260
00:13:23,489 --> 00:13:24,836
Me neither.

261
00:13:42,362 --> 00:13:44,496
Sh... she promised to call,

262
00:13:44,497 --> 00:13:48,663
and I've been texting since
last night, and nothing.

263
00:13:48,723 --> 00:13:50,792
- So...
- Neen.

264
00:13:51,923 --> 00:13:53,449
I think her plane crashed.

265
00:13:54,068 --> 00:13:55,631
You really think that her plane crashed?

266
00:13:55,674 --> 00:13:57,351
Well, obviously not. Okay, it's just...

267
00:13:57,367 --> 00:14:00,530
Her fiery death is better
than getting shut down?

268
00:14:03,683 --> 00:14:05,240
Okay. Okay.

269
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,611
You know what? I'm not usually
one for next-day hugging.

270
00:14:07,611 --> 00:14:09,665
Yeah, yeah, okay.

271
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:16,937
I do think you're right.

272
00:14:17,387 --> 00:14:19,138
Her plane almost certainly did crash.

273
00:14:31,744 --> 00:14:34,520
Okay, I'm... I'm... I'm
gonna keep this simple.

274
00:14:35,576 --> 00:14:38,017
What the... the fuck?

275
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:41,784
Uh, could you possibly keep
it a little less simple?

276
00:14:41,822 --> 00:14:44,403
So, you told me that this was over.

277
00:14:44,414 --> 00:14:47,100
And now Izzy's back, Jack quit his job?

278
00:14:47,101 --> 00:14:48,607
Wait a second... did you quit your job

279
00:14:48,612 --> 00:14:50,110
so that this wouldn't have to be over?

280
00:14:50,137 --> 00:14:52,504
No, I... I quit my job...

281
00:14:53,533 --> 00:14:54,810
um...

282
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,177
I can't remember, but it was
something really profound.

283
00:14:57,297 --> 00:15:00,570
- Oh, shit. Um, I got to go.
- What's up?

284
00:15:00,597 --> 00:15:02,739
Nina's been texting since last night.

285
00:15:02,766 --> 00:15:05,437
Pretty sure I'm walking
into a serious ass-kicking.

286
00:15:05,825 --> 00:15:07,506
Hey, Jack.

287
00:15:07,555 --> 00:15:09,274
Did you have any engagements today

288
00:15:09,279 --> 00:15:10,853
that you may have forgotten about?

289
00:15:10,874 --> 00:15:13,814
Here's a clue. My husband's
wearing oversized shorts,

290
00:15:13,817 --> 00:15:15,746
knee socks, a headband. And God damn it,

291
00:15:15,757 --> 00:15:17,536
do you know how hard
it is to unsee that shit

292
00:15:17,563 --> 00:15:20,322
- so I can have sex with him again?
- Totally forgot about that.

293
00:15:20,742 --> 00:15:21,853
Fuck.

294
00:15:22,284 --> 00:15:24,013
By the way, I agree
with you on the outfit.

295
00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:26,778
As a man, I am embarrassed by him.

296
00:15:27,118 --> 00:15:28,470
Bye.

297
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,583
- Bye.
- Bye.

298
00:15:34,119 --> 00:15:35,105
Bye, Carmen.

299
00:15:35,127 --> 00:15:36,680
- Bye, Izzy.
- Have a nice day.

300
00:15:36,696 --> 00:15:39,397
- Is that your bra?
- No, that's mine.

301
00:15:39,517 --> 00:15:40,911
So, what are you saying?
You don't dig this either?

302
00:15:40,932 --> 00:15:43,519
Carmen said this was, like,
sexually off-putting to her.

303
00:15:43,541 --> 00:15:45,573
How is that possible? It's
regulation top to bottom.

304
00:15:45,648 --> 00:15:46,780
Look at this. You can get a little

305
00:15:46,785 --> 00:15:49,269
- nipple slip on the side for free.
- That is absurd.

306
00:15:49,297 --> 00:15:51,398
- Absurd?
- It's like a little retro, too.

307
00:15:51,436 --> 00:15:53,042
You look like you're in,
like, a '70s porn movie.

308
00:15:53,408 --> 00:15:55,607
That's exactly what I was going for.

309
00:15:55,618 --> 00:15:57,112
And you know what? At
least I showed up on time

310
00:15:57,117 --> 00:15:58,866
- to play in some games.
- Sorry, man.

311
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,513
Ridiculous. Your time
management is ridiculous.

312
00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:01,776
- Okay, fine, just go.
- So what's the deal?

313
00:16:01,811 --> 00:16:03,479
The three of you are
back together now? Huh?

314
00:16:03,773 --> 00:16:04,734
For how long?

315
00:16:04,738 --> 00:16:06,937
You gonna play out this whole
four-week contract, or what?

316
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:08,773
In.

317
00:16:09,739 --> 00:16:11,111
Actually, she's moving in.

318
00:16:11,123 --> 00:16:12,719
We're throupling.

319
00:16:13,569 --> 00:16:15,146
- Throupling?
- Yeah, it's a word.

320
00:16:15,159 --> 00:16:17,065
If that's a word, it is fucking stupid,

321
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,319
and you should never use it.

322
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,238
Although, I mean, this whole
thing is fucking stupid.

323
00:16:20,251 --> 00:16:22,342
So why shouldn't you make
up your own vocabulary.

324
00:16:22,354 --> 00:16:23,825
- It's not stupid.
- Off.

325
00:16:24,174 --> 00:16:25,865
Are you seriously worried

326
00:16:25,866 --> 00:16:28,435
that your children will be scarred
because three consenting adults

327
00:16:28,439 --> 00:16:29,771
live across the street from you?

328
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,116
I am, which surprises
me, and I resent it.

329
00:16:32,306 --> 00:16:34,143
I blame you for making me feel uncool

330
00:16:34,169 --> 00:16:37,920
in a highly Matherfield kind of way.

331
00:16:38,834 --> 00:16:41,184
We've exposed your inner Lori.

332
00:16:41,947 --> 00:16:43,452
That is cruel.

333
00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:44,689
More.

334
00:16:44,707 --> 00:16:46,276
We're in love. I'm in
love with both of them.

335
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,005
Oh, you're in love with both of them?

336
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,397
Equally?

337
00:16:49,690 --> 00:16:51,799
Your wife of nine years
and the escort you hired

338
00:16:51,838 --> 00:16:53,920
five minutes ago... you love
them both the same, even Steven?

339
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,161
Yeah, that seems reasonable.

340
00:16:55,162 --> 00:16:57,020
Remember that I said this, Jackson.

341
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,585
This is all gonna end
very badly for you.

342
00:16:58,598 --> 00:16:59,710
Thanks for the support, man.

343
00:16:59,711 --> 00:17:01,525
It's a bit more ominous
than I expected, but thanks.

344
00:17:01,538 --> 00:17:03,911
- What friends are for. Off.
- Swish.

345
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,284
This is right here. You
know what I'm saying?

346
00:17:06,285 --> 00:17:09,165
Our long-time best
friends, who live directly

347
00:17:09,181 --> 00:17:11,640
across the street,
invite some college chick

348
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,488
into their marriage on a full-time basis

349
00:17:13,515 --> 00:17:16,334
to live in their house
and sleep in their bed.

350
00:17:16,361 --> 00:17:17,758
I'm just... I'm not down with it,

351
00:17:17,779 --> 00:17:19,697
and that makes me feel
douchey, which, again,

352
00:17:19,698 --> 00:17:21,072
I fucking resent.

353
00:17:22,568 --> 00:17:23,799
Look at me.

354
00:17:24,236 --> 00:17:25,519
So now you're hitting on me

355
00:17:25,535 --> 00:17:27,302
- like that's gonna fix everything?
- Carmen, look at me.

356
00:17:28,456 --> 00:17:29,707
- Look at me.
- Whatever.

357
00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:31,151
Look at me.

358
00:17:31,949 --> 00:17:33,778
You have never been cool.

359
00:17:34,336 --> 00:17:36,314
I'm shocked to hear you think otherwise.

360
00:17:37,909 --> 00:17:40,334
Hey, let's find out how
that blouse looks in red.

361
00:17:40,356 --> 00:17:41,865
Come here.

362
00:17:43,051 --> 00:17:44,570
Okay, fine.

363
00:17:44,619 --> 00:17:46,657
If you need to feel me
up, I won't fight it.

364
00:17:46,658 --> 00:17:49,124
Oh, but it might be
more fun if you struggle.

365
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:52,175
- God, you are such a perv now.
- I know.

366
00:17:52,207 --> 00:17:54,557
You know Emma was into
chicks in college, right?

367
00:17:54,729 --> 00:17:56,902
Yeah. I think I'd know that.

368
00:17:56,935 --> 00:17:58,292
She's my fucking wife, so
I know everything about her.

369
00:17:58,309 --> 00:17:59,796
Okay, so you've known the whole time?

370
00:17:59,807 --> 00:18:01,096
No, she told me right after

371
00:18:01,104 --> 00:18:03,338
- she made out with Izzy in the bathroom.
- Oh, okay.

372
00:18:03,364 --> 00:18:06,410
So Carmen, she told years ago,

373
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:09,345
- but you, she kept it a secret from.
- What's your point?

374
00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:11,112
I'm just saying, she seemed pretty eager

375
00:18:11,139 --> 00:18:12,551
to get back on that bike.

376
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:15,015
Seemed to remember how to
ride it pretty good, too.

377
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:16,880
- Off.
- What are you saying? That she's...

378
00:18:16,912 --> 00:18:18,487
like, Emma's like gay-gay?

379
00:18:18,503 --> 00:18:20,879
Like the last 11 years with
me was just an experiment?

380
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,641
No, maybe she's right
down the middle, 50/50,

381
00:18:25,029 --> 00:18:27,735
equal-opportunity bisexual. Or...

382
00:18:28,927 --> 00:18:31,497
maybe she decided she likes
one flavor more than another,

383
00:18:31,537 --> 00:18:33,314
if you catch my drift. Off.

384
00:18:34,802 --> 00:18:37,575
- What are you getting at?
- We both know what you need to do.

385
00:18:37,695 --> 00:18:39,559
Maybe you can give me a hint.

386
00:18:41,796 --> 00:18:44,162
Get some chloroform
and a rag and a crate,

387
00:18:44,194 --> 00:18:46,662
and you ship Miss Sex
Fairy back to Botslavia.

388
00:18:46,684 --> 00:18:48,152
That is so offensive.

389
00:18:48,153 --> 00:18:50,041
- First of all, I mean, chloroform?
- Offensive to who?

390
00:18:50,055 --> 00:18:51,526
People from Botslavia?
That's not a real place.

391
00:18:51,556 --> 00:18:53,708
Jesus Christ, man. Think
about what you're saying.

392
00:18:53,742 --> 00:18:56,126
The point I'm making is you
hightail her ass out of here.

393
00:18:56,246 --> 00:18:58,437
Nobody's taking anybody anywhere, okay?

394
00:18:58,450 --> 00:19:00,149
This is happening. We are happening.

395
00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:01,766
Wipe that look off your face.

396
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,983
I don't want to see that
look. We are happening.

397
00:19:04,483 --> 00:19:06,537
You really sound like you're
trying to convince somebody.

398
00:19:06,538 --> 00:19:09,266
- Is it me, or is it you?
- I'm not trying to convince anybody.

399
00:19:09,808 --> 00:19:11,713
You do remember we're
having everybody over

400
00:19:11,729 --> 00:19:12,985
for the game tomorrow, right?

401
00:19:13,545 --> 00:19:15,546
The Matherfields are coming.

402
00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:17,696
Gabe and Marie, too.

403
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,484
Oh. Don't be ridiculous.

404
00:19:19,818 --> 00:19:21,069
You know I live for

405
00:19:21,139 --> 00:19:23,801
parties built around
televised sporting...

406
00:19:24,448 --> 00:19:26,632
- matches.
- Football. It's called football.

407
00:19:26,636 --> 00:19:29,450
Mm, and I've thought of little
else since you invited us.

408
00:19:30,011 --> 00:19:31,852
Yeah, well, the point is...

409
00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:34,443
are you bringing Izzy?

410
00:19:40,332 --> 00:19:42,849
Margaritas and drive-through burritos.

411
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:45,816
I remember when that was
our thing, like a week ago.

412
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,015
It just had to be the tequila.

413
00:19:48,074 --> 00:19:49,470
Cuervo's law.

414
00:19:49,848 --> 00:19:53,442
Where the fuck have you been?

415
00:19:53,862 --> 00:19:55,398
They came after me.

416
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,921
It was super-romantic. It was like...

417
00:19:57,943 --> 00:19:59,333
- Ow!
- And you didn't call and tell me this?

418
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,088
You couldn't respond to
just one of my 8,000 texts?

419
00:20:02,109 --> 00:20:03,548
What about you?

420
00:20:03,748 --> 00:20:06,174
Breaking all kinds of girl code with

421
00:20:06,201 --> 00:20:09,871
Andy's penis and burritos and tequila.

422
00:20:09,887 --> 00:20:11,429
Best scavenger hunt ever.

423
00:20:12,226 --> 00:20:13,994
Okay, look, if you guys want
me to go, I could just...

424
00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:15,141
- Go.
- Go.

425
00:20:15,346 --> 00:20:16,407
Whoa.

426
00:20:16,408 --> 00:20:17,734
Sorry, Boo.

427
00:20:18,005 --> 00:20:18,923
Boo?

428
00:20:19,001 --> 00:20:20,122
Yeah, I'm bringing it back.

429
00:20:20,122 --> 00:20:21,721
- Really?
- Really.

430
00:20:21,751 --> 00:20:24,630
Ugh!

431
00:20:25,313 --> 00:20:26,103
Ow!

432
00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:27,766
Okay, bye.

433
00:20:27,788 --> 00:20:30,310
God, do you know how
ridiculous you sound?

434
00:20:34,181 --> 00:20:37,138
How does that feel, huh?

435
00:20:38,630 --> 00:20:39,964
Ow, ow, ow, ow!

436
00:20:39,965 --> 00:20:41,454
Stop, fuck, truce!

437
00:20:41,633 --> 00:20:42,756
Ow!

438
00:20:43,139 --> 00:20:44,282
Ow.

439
00:20:44,567 --> 00:20:45,809
Ow, I should have seen that coming.

440
00:20:45,818 --> 00:20:47,266
Obvious counter-move.

441
00:20:47,331 --> 00:20:48,572
Ouch.

442
00:20:48,573 --> 00:20:49,953
See how worried I've been?

443
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,575
I hoped your plane crashed.

444
00:20:51,695 --> 00:20:54,290
- You mean you thought my plane crashed?
- No, I hoped

445
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,816
your plane crashed because
that's the only acceptable excuse

446
00:20:56,824 --> 00:20:58,239
for not fucking calling me.

447
00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:00,360
You're right. I'm sorry.

448
00:21:00,976 --> 00:21:02,186
Well, you should be.

449
00:21:02,614 --> 00:21:04,050
You're cleaning that shit up.

450
00:21:04,274 --> 00:21:05,417
I will.

451
00:21:22,517 --> 00:21:24,561
So, what's going on with you?

452
00:21:24,578 --> 00:21:26,566
You dating the Griswolds or what?

453
00:21:33,154 --> 00:21:34,680
What are you doing?

454
00:21:38,435 --> 00:21:39,676
My November rent.

455
00:21:40,276 --> 00:21:42,803
Only fair, 'cause I
didn't give you any notice.

456
00:21:43,686 --> 00:21:44,605
No.

457
00:21:48,472 --> 00:21:49,296
Yes.

458
00:21:49,490 --> 00:21:51,263
Don't bother inviting me to any of the

459
00:21:51,297 --> 00:21:53,242
dumb-ass block parties
or barbecues, okay?

460
00:21:53,259 --> 00:21:55,997
Come on, Nin. We're best friends.

461
00:21:55,997 --> 00:21:57,524
Did you seriously just BFF me,

462
00:21:57,541 --> 00:22:00,076
- you condescending little carpet muncher?
- Homophobia...

463
00:22:00,339 --> 00:22:02,628
- that's very classy.
- Fuck off.

464
00:22:03,085 --> 00:22:04,863
- Nina, come on.
- You know what?

465
00:22:04,883 --> 00:22:07,074
Suddenly I don't give a shit, okay?

466
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:08,333
So get out,

467
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,820
'cause I got to get pretty for your ex.

468
00:22:10,886 --> 00:22:13,443
Yeah, tequila makes us really frisky.

469
00:22:15,956 --> 00:22:17,405
That's very sweet.

470
00:22:20,996 --> 00:22:23,323
Hope it works out for you, rebound girl.

471
00:22:25,376 --> 00:22:27,497
Yeah, you better fucking run!

472
00:22:57,298 --> 00:22:58,501
Hey, babe.

473
00:22:59,971 --> 00:23:00,993
Hey.

474
00:23:02,463 --> 00:23:04,222
Uh-oh, what happened here?

475
00:23:05,046 --> 00:23:06,577
You're gonna need that.

476
00:23:06,908 --> 00:23:07,809
Okay.

477
00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:09,129
Told him to keep them coming.

478
00:23:09,453 --> 00:23:11,617
I said, "Keep them coming, sugar tits."

479
00:23:12,509 --> 00:23:14,036
Always wanted to say that.

480
00:23:14,049 --> 00:23:15,989
Only I didn't say "sugar tits."

481
00:23:16,041 --> 00:23:18,697
I hope not. Otherwise these
would probably be urine shots.

482
00:23:18,723 --> 00:23:20,818
Yum.

483
00:23:27,185 --> 00:23:28,151
Hey, you.

484
00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:29,367
- Hey.
- Hi.

485
00:23:29,601 --> 00:23:31,423
Wow, it went well for you, too, huh?

486
00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:32,635
Yep.

487
00:23:33,695 --> 00:23:35,920
It was fucking awesome.

488
00:23:36,562 --> 00:23:39,399
After jamming most of my
own hand down my throat,

489
00:23:39,442 --> 00:23:42,300
my best friend called me
a homewrecking psychopath

490
00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:44,896
and then threw me out
so she could pork my ex.

491
00:23:45,534 --> 00:23:47,461
- Such a complicated friendship.
- Mm.

492
00:23:48,224 --> 00:23:50,315
The fighting part used to be fun.

493
00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:53,514
You know, Dave also cast
you as the homewrecker.

494
00:23:53,575 --> 00:23:55,080
Sweet. Do tell.

495
00:23:55,114 --> 00:23:57,146
Yeah, he said you are a sex fairy

496
00:23:57,357 --> 00:24:00,371
and that we should pack you
up and ship you far, far away.

497
00:24:01,479 --> 00:24:02,661
A sex fairy?

498
00:24:02,665 --> 00:24:04,114
- I know.
- Carmen...

499
00:24:04,184 --> 00:24:05,796
Carmen came this close to saying

500
00:24:05,809 --> 00:24:07,766
that we don't belong in
the neighborhood anymore.

501
00:24:07,943 --> 00:24:10,655
Yeah, and then she blamed me
for making her feel uncool.

502
00:24:12,228 --> 00:24:15,005
Bougie, judgmental, suburban assholes.

503
00:24:15,125 --> 00:24:16,259
So, are we getting fucked up?

504
00:24:16,712 --> 00:24:17,715
Apparently so.

505
00:24:17,781 --> 00:24:19,383
Yeah, and you know what? After,

506
00:24:19,503 --> 00:24:21,550
we're gonna egg some houses, bitches.

507
00:24:21,856 --> 00:24:22,589
- Mnh-mnh.
- Yes.

508
00:24:22,610 --> 00:24:23,499
- Well... no.
- Mnh-mnh.

509
00:24:23,512 --> 00:24:25,513
- I don't think that's a good idea.
- No, I will not be doing that.

510
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,086
- Why?
- Bitches won't be egging any houses.

511
00:24:27,107 --> 00:24:29,237
But I do agree with the sentiment.

512
00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:31,328
What's the sentiment?

513
00:24:31,742 --> 00:24:34,265
You walked out of the
Hamilton School for a reason.

514
00:24:34,506 --> 00:24:37,058
Right. What was my statement?

515
00:24:37,408 --> 00:24:39,136
Wh... what was it, again?

516
00:24:39,370 --> 00:24:41,599
It was a declaration of independence.

517
00:24:41,883 --> 00:24:44,267
Yeah, right. We'll go
with that, definitely.

518
00:24:45,009 --> 00:24:47,932
Yeah, I mean, we... people,
we're making a choice.

519
00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:51,351
This is our life.

520
00:24:52,442 --> 00:24:53,617
Our lives.

521
00:24:53,618 --> 00:24:57,008
These are our...

522
00:24:58,349 --> 00:24:59,358
- lives.
- Honey.

523
00:24:59,396 --> 00:25:00,699
Come on, you know what I mean.

524
00:25:00,819 --> 00:25:02,405
I'm... I'm pretty drunk.

525
00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:05,432
- You're drunk but right. Fucking testify.
- Yeah. Yeah, okay.

526
00:25:05,454 --> 00:25:07,766
I'll testify. We're
gonna walk into that party

527
00:25:07,970 --> 00:25:10,406
with our hands high and our heads held.

528
00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:12,546
- It's the reverse, but, yes.
- That was right.

529
00:25:12,573 --> 00:25:14,536
- Yeah, the sentiment was there.
- Yeah. Yeah.

530
00:25:14,539 --> 00:25:16,942
Yeah, because we are
taxpaying adult citizens.

531
00:25:16,951 --> 00:25:19,227
- Right, some of us are.
- Yeah.

532
00:25:19,275 --> 00:25:21,542
Okay, well, I... I got
paid in cash. But whatever.

533
00:25:21,555 --> 00:25:23,435
You know what I mean.
This is our choice,

534
00:25:23,607 --> 00:25:25,259
and this is what we want.

535
00:25:25,379 --> 00:25:27,999
- Am I right, people? I am right.
- You are right.

536
00:25:28,034 --> 00:25:30,427
Could you possibly
keep it down over there?

537
00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:35,334
Could you possibly blow me, Ann Coulter?

538
00:25:36,882 --> 00:25:38,541
- That was awesome.
- Yikes.

539
00:25:38,563 --> 00:25:39,818
A little bit scary.

540
00:25:39,848 --> 00:25:41,857
Um, okay. Is the... speech is over?

541
00:25:41,866 --> 00:25:43,327
'Cause my arm's getting
tired. Can we drink these?

542
00:25:43,335 --> 00:25:44,409
Let's do it.

543
00:25:44,728 --> 00:25:45,638
Cheers, guys.

544
00:25:47,199 --> 00:25:48,117
Mm-hmm.

545
00:25:48,173 --> 00:25:49,018
Mm.

546
00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:52,817
So now we need to make our statement.

547
00:25:53,179 --> 00:25:54,676
Right, like a protest.

548
00:25:54,732 --> 00:25:56,780
Protest. Protest.

549
00:25:56,939 --> 00:26:00,708
It... It needs to be
something that says,

550
00:26:01,410 --> 00:26:03,208
- "Fuck all y'all."
- Yeah.

551
00:26:03,795 --> 00:26:05,951
Yeah, like, something like...

552
00:26:06,352 --> 00:26:08,245
something like fuck all y'all!

553
00:26:08,297 --> 00:26:11,078
That was exactly the same
thing, just yelling it louder.

554
00:26:11,162 --> 00:26:13,414
- Mm-hmm.
- Think maybe, like, a new statement?

555
00:26:14,134 --> 00:26:16,035
What is our statement? It's...

556
00:26:16,089 --> 00:26:17,700
- just do it.
- Um...

557
00:26:17,727 --> 00:26:19,463
- Just...
- Do it.

558
00:26:19,504 --> 00:26:21,295
- Just do it.
- No, 'cause I think that's taken.

559
00:26:21,321 --> 00:26:22,921
- That's taken.
- Well, three's, uh...

560
00:26:22,938 --> 00:26:24,619
- Um...
- Three's not company.

561
00:26:24,689 --> 00:26:27,192
... a crowd, but not now.

562
00:26:27,398 --> 00:26:30,447
Poly power. Domestic bliss with a twist.

563
00:26:30,448 --> 00:26:32,850
Thrice for the throuple.

564
00:26:33,030 --> 00:26:35,419
- Three's...
- Thrice for the throuple!

565
00:26:35,420 --> 00:26:37,520
Do you know the word
"cunt" used to be...

566
00:26:37,522 --> 00:26:40,284
it meant "cozy" when Chaucer used it.

567
00:26:40,322 --> 00:26:41,658
Excuse me, buddy?

568
00:26:41,659 --> 00:26:42,941
Can we have a couple more?

569
00:26:43,061 --> 00:26:45,649
- Mm. No.
- Oh. So, V.V.P.

570
00:26:45,664 --> 00:26:47,055
You down with V.V.P.?

571
00:26:47,081 --> 00:26:48,738
- Vagina, vagina, penis?
- Yeah.

572
00:26:48,763 --> 00:26:50,497
- No.
- Yeah, you know me?

573
00:26:50,991 --> 00:26:54,219
V.V.P.! Yeah, you know me! I love it.

574
00:26:54,261 --> 00:26:55,874
Oh, my God, these are
the worst statements ever.

575
00:26:55,895 --> 00:26:57,426
I know. Um...

576
00:26:57,447 --> 00:26:58,715
I got nothing.

577
00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:02,428
You know what?

578
00:27:02,781 --> 00:27:05,178
Let's just keep drinking and just...

579
00:27:05,235 --> 00:27:07,493
and... and let the
statement reveal itself.

580
00:27:07,613 --> 00:27:09,261
- Right, yeah.
- Barkeep.

581
00:27:09,468 --> 00:27:10,507
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

582
00:27:20,498 --> 00:27:22,401
Another one, sugar tits.

583
00:27:25,716 --> 00:27:27,572
Oh, like it was all my idea?

584
00:27:29,597 --> 00:27:31,645
You're right... it was
probably all my idea.

585
00:27:32,939 --> 00:27:34,244
Oh, my God, it's 1:00.

586
00:27:34,539 --> 00:27:36,402
Dave and Carm's party is, like, now.

587
00:27:36,522 --> 00:27:38,880
We can't go. They'll see these.

588
00:27:38,890 --> 00:27:40,103
Mm.

589
00:27:40,152 --> 00:27:42,242
No, they wouldn't,
unless we go bottomless.

590
00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:44,252
- And that would be super weird.
- Ah.

591
00:27:44,657 --> 00:27:46,226
Good point.

592
00:27:46,641 --> 00:27:47,991
We're doing this.

593
00:27:48,111 --> 00:27:50,786
- We are?
- Fuck yeah, we are.

594
00:28:18,598 --> 00:28:24,105
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