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(GRAND ORCHESTRAL FANFARE
PLAYING)
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- ♪
- Illumination! (LAUGHS)
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(WHOOPING)
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(YELLS, GRUNTS)
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(WHIMPERS)
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE EXCITEDLY)
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Ooh. Minion!
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♪ Yeah
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♪ Ooh
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♪ When you wish upon a star
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♪ Your dreams will take you
very far ♪
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- (TIRES SQUEAL)
- (LAUGHS)
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♪ But when you wish
upon a dream ♪
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♪ Life ain't always
what it seems, oh, yeah... ♪
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Freeze! AVL!
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♪ No matter who you are...
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- Hey! Hey!
- (YELLS IN PAIN)
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- Stop right there!
- Grab her!
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Oh. Ah!
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- Yeah, baby!
- Attention, all units.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(GASPS)
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Whoa!
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- (WHOOPS, LAUGHS)
- AGENT: Look out!
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- You like that?
- Hey!
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♪ Shining star for you to see
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♪ What your life
can truly be... ♪
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AGENT: Repeating, all units,
villain is heading westbound...
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♪ What your life can truly be
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- (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
- ♪ Shining star
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♪ For you to see
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♪ What your life can truly be. ♪
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Ooh, baby!
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The Anti-Villain League
can't catch this.
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Guess who stole the map.
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(LAUGHS)
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Hallelujah! (LAUGHS)
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Yeah! I got this.
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(WHOOPS, LAUGHS)
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(LAUGHS) Good work.
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The map to the legendary
Zodiac Stone.
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We will become the most
powerful villains in the world.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Okay, let's get a move on.
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We leave for Asia tonight.
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♪
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(WHOOSHING)
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(LAUGHS)
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Okay, let's see here.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(STONE SCRAPING)
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(CLUNKS)
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(RUMBLING)
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- (EARBUD BEEPS)
- I'm in.
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(YELPS, SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GROANS)
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Hello, beautiful.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(DOOR CLUNKS SHUT)
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Whoa!
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What?
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(CHITTERING RAPIDLY)
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Oh.
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(GRUNTING)
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(SNARLS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTING RAPIDLY)
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(PANTING)
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Ha ha! Yes!
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The Zodiac Stone.
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- (WHIRRING)
- Whoa.
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(LAUGHS)
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Soon, the power
of these unstoppable beasts
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will be ours.
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(GASPS) Ah, for crying out loud.
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(GRUNTS, GASPS)
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Oh. (GRUNTING)
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Whoa. (LAUGHS)
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(BUZZING)
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Whoa. (YELLS)
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(SCREAMS, YELLS)
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Hurry up. I got a bunch of
deadly tchotchkes on my tail.
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Roger that on the copy.
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Step on it, sister.
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(GRUNTS)
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Hurry up! Come on!
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(YELLS, GRUNTS)
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Off! Off!
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(LAUGHS)
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I got it. I got the stone.
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Party's over, old man.
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The Vicious Six has
a new head honcho.
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You just got played
for a sucker!
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Whoa! Hold on.
I started this group.
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We're a team.
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Where's your loyalty?
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Oh, please. We're villains.
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There's no such thing.
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It's time
for the next generation.
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(LAUGHS)
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(SCREAMING)
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("BANG, BANG" BY G.E.M. PLAYING)
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(G.E.M. SINGING IN CHINESE)
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♪ Bang, bang
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(SINGING CONTINUES IN CHINESE)
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- ♪ Bang, bang.
- (GRU AND MINIONS LAUGHING)
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(SINGING CONTINUES IN CHINESE)
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- ♪ Bang, bang.
- (MINIONS GRUNTING)
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(SINGING CONTINUES IN CHINESE)
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♪ Bang, bang
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- (SINGING CONTINUES IN CHINESE)
- (YELLING)
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(MINIONS SCREAMING)
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(EXCLAIMS IN MINIONESE)
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(G.E.M. VOCALIZING)
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♪ Hey!
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♪ Hey! Hey!
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♪ Hey!
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♪ Bang, bang
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♪ Bang, bang.
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(SONG ENDS)
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TEACHER: Quiet down, class.
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- Quiet down, class.
- (CHILDREN CHATTERING)
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People, people.
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So, what do you want to be
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- when you grow up?
- STUDENT: Ooh! Ooh, ooh!
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- Samantha.
- I want to be a doctor.
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- Wonderful.
- Oh, oh!
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Bradley.
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I want to be a teacher.
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No, you do not.
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- STUDENT: Ooh! Me, me!
- Yes.
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I want to be a fireman
who is also the president
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and-and also drives race cars.
Yeah.
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Exciting.
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And what about you, Gru?
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Gru?
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Me?
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I want to be...
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a supervillain.
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♪
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- (LAUGHTER)
- Supervillain?
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- Supervillain.
- Loser!
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- (BELL RINGING)
- (WHOOPING, EXCITED CHATTER)
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♪ I'm having a bad, bad day
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♪ It's about time
that I get my way... ♪
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- Kelly!
- Daddy!
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- Brett!
- (LAUGHS) Mom!
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Gru!
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Kiss-a la mama!
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Oh. My favorite tiny relatives.
(CHUCKLES UNEASILY)
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(MINIONS GIGGLING,
SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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Eh, oh, no. Guys, come on.
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- (SMOOCHING REPEATEDLY)
- Hey.
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I got an image to uphold here.
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- (MINIONS GIGGLING)
- (GRU YELPS)
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- (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
- Okay.
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Hey, are you guys pumped
for the movie?
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- Let's go!
- (BEEPS)
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(LAUGHS)
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(YELLING, LAUGHING)
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- (WOMAN SCREAMS OVER SPEAKERS)
- (JAWSTHEME PLAYING)
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(MUSIC CRESCENDOS, THEN STOPS)
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(LOUD SOUND OF FLATULENCE)
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- (PEOPLE GROANING)
- WOMAN: Oh, no!
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(PEOPLE GROANING, COUGHING
AND SCREAMING)
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(BOB SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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WOMAN: (OVER SPEAKERS)
Shark! A shark!
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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(MAN SCREAMING OVER SPEAKERS)
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(BELLS DINGING)
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GRU: Oh!
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I am a pinball wizard.
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- (DINGING RAPIDLY)
- (LAUGHS)
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Swish. Swish.
Swish. Swish. Swish.
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Swish. Swish.
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Swish. Swish. Swish. Swish.
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- (WHIRRING)
- (GRU LAUGHING)
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(BABBLING)
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- Bello. -Bello.
- Bello.
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- Bello. Bello.
- Bello. -Bello.
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- (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
- (LAUGHING, WHOOPING)
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WOMAN: Everything you got.
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A little more. Come on.
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(SIGHS) -Put some of
those sprinkles on there.
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I like those sprinkles.
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(STUART LAUGHS)
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Cheese-Ray! Cheese-Ray!
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Cheese-Ray! (LAUGHS)
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Don't cheese me, bro.
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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(GIGGLES, GRUNTS)
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Pank you!
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Mmm! So creamy, so delicious.
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Worth every calorie.
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Ah, mmm!
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- (BELL DINGS)
- ♪ I'm having a bad, bad day
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♪ If you take it personal,
that's okay ♪
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♪ Watch, this is
so fun to see... ♪
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Bills, magazines,
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S&H Green Stamps.
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Huh?
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Ooh!
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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Holy guacamole!
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Where can we listen?
Where can we listen?
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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Hello, Mr. Gru.
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We've received your application
to the world's best
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supervillain team,
the Vicious Six.
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A recent opening
has become available,
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- and...
- And?
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- ...your interview is tomorrow at noon.
- (WHOOPS)
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Dyn-o-mite!
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(EXCLAIMING IN MINIONESE)
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BELLE BOTTOM:
Please go to 417 Main Street.
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The password is:
"You're no good."
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"You're no good." Mm-hmm.
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Now, get up on the down stroke,
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'cause this invitation
is gonna explode, baby.
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Explode? Oh.
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- Oh, no, no, no, no!
- (SMALL EXPLOSION)
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(ALL COUGHING, HACKING)
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Oot! (GIGGLES)
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Oot! Oot!
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(GIGGLES) Oot! Oot!
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Ooh. Very big news, Mom!
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(GRU'S MOM AND MAN GROAN)
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Mom?
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00:12:03,591 --> 00:12:07,247
(GROANING CONTINUES)
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Mom?
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00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:13,123
(GROANING CONTINUES)
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(BOTH GROANING)
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00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,044
What?
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00:12:21,087 --> 00:12:23,089
Mom, who is this sweaty guy?
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He's stinking up the house.
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I thought you were
cooking cabbage.
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- He's my new guru.
- (KEVIN SCOFFS)
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(GROANS)
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- (LAUGHS, GROANS)
- (BABBLING)
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Tell your weird buddies
they'd better start
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pulling their weight
around here,
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or I'm kicking them out.
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They are killing
my mellow vibes.
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(BABBLES MOCKINGLY)
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GRU'S MOM: Hey! I heard that!
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♪
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Come on. Let's go tell
the troops the good news.
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Gentlemen, to the basement,
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aka our new evil lair.
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(LAUGHING)
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This is fantastic!
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00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:08,091
Oh, construction
looks great, guys.
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00:13:08,134 --> 00:13:10,180
(TOOLS WHIRRING AND CLANKING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(HUMMING SIMON & GARFUNKEL'S
"CECILIA")
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My first evil lair.
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00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:34,030
- Goose bumps!
- (MINION GRUNTS, YELLS)
261
00:13:34,073 --> 00:13:36,032
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
262
00:13:36,075 --> 00:13:38,730
Well, you've got to break
a few eggs to make an omelet.
263
00:13:38,773 --> 00:13:40,558
- Am I right?
- (CHATTERING)
264
00:13:40,601 --> 00:13:42,821
- Oh, great job, Ryan.
- Wh-Wh-What?
265
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,170
I said great job!
266
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,085
- Wh-What?
- Never mind.
267
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,871
Adrien, Mack, looking good.
268
00:13:48,914 --> 00:13:51,134
(SPEAKS MINIONESE, GROANS)
269
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:56,052
- Ah. (SCREAMS, SOBS)
- (OTHERS LAUGHING)
270
00:13:56,095 --> 00:13:57,662
Joe, how's the family?
271
00:13:57,705 --> 00:14:00,143
Hey. Good, good.
(CHUCKLES)
272
00:14:00,186 --> 00:14:02,928
Okay, everybody, get over here.
273
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:05,452
(CHATTERING)
274
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:07,933
Now, listen up.
Buckle your overalls.
275
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:10,066
Hold on to your goggles.
276
00:14:10,109 --> 00:14:12,677
The Vicious Six wants
to meet me.
277
00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,897
- (MINIONS GASPING)
- Tomorrow.
278
00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:17,290
(CHEERING)
279
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:18,552
(CHANTING)
Mini-Boss!
280
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,250
Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss!
281
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,078
All right, all right.
I'm not mini.
282
00:14:22,121 --> 00:14:23,775
Please stop calling me that.
283
00:14:23,818 --> 00:14:25,995
And also, they haven't
accepted me yet.
284
00:14:26,038 --> 00:14:27,431
(MINIONS GROANING)
285
00:14:27,474 --> 00:14:29,607
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
286
00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:31,609
Hello, Otto. What is it?
287
00:14:31,652 --> 00:14:33,959
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
288
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,874
(SIGHS) Blah, blah, blah.
289
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:38,007
- Uh-huh. Well, th-that...
- (CONTINUES IN MINIONESE)
290
00:14:38,050 --> 00:14:39,486
Yes, I...
291
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:42,489
- (CONTINUES IN MINIONESE)
- Mm-hmm.
292
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,100
I... Okay.
293
00:14:44,143 --> 00:14:45,623
You know what would be fun?
294
00:14:45,666 --> 00:14:47,407
Let's play the quiet game.
295
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,453
Oh, oh! The quiet game! Si, si!
296
00:14:49,496 --> 00:14:51,063
(INHALES DEEPLY)
297
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:53,283
Anyway, thanks for
the hard work today, everyone.
298
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,589
I got to go get some rest.
299
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:58,331
Tomorrow is the biggest day
of my life.
300
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,551
- (MINIONS CHEERING)
- Watch out, world.
301
00:15:00,594 --> 00:15:02,857
- Here comes Gru!
- (CHEERING, LAUGHING)
302
00:15:04,163 --> 00:15:06,122
- Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss!
- I'm not... (GROANS)
303
00:15:06,165 --> 00:15:08,602
- (DRILLS WHIRRING)
- Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss!
304
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,605
(DOG BARKING NEARBY)
305
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,999
Oh!
306
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:16,306
(GRUNTING)
307
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:22,529
(SIGHS)
308
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,270
Oh, these guys are the best.
309
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:25,880
I can't believe it.
310
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,796
(BOB WHIMPERING)
311
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,798
Uh, Mini-Boss?
312
00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:32,931
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
313
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:35,151
(SIGHS)
Yeah, I get it, but I need
314
00:15:35,194 --> 00:15:37,153
a good night's sleep,
so get out.
315
00:15:37,196 --> 00:15:38,458
Oh.
316
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,721
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
317
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:42,636
Okay, fine, fine.
318
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,203
Because you had a nightmare.
319
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,989
- But just tonight.
- (CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
320
00:15:48,903 --> 00:15:51,994
I'm not buying
the nightmare story, though.
321
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,042
KEVIN: Uh, uh, excuse-a.
322
00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:59,262
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
323
00:15:59,305 --> 00:16:00,654
Oh, really? You, too?
324
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,178
- Mm-hmm.
- Get in.
325
00:16:02,221 --> 00:16:04,310
(KEVIN LAUGHING)
326
00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:06,530
- Good night.
- Good night.
327
00:16:06,573 --> 00:16:09,315
Yes, yes, yes. Good night.
328
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:11,883
- Good night! (SIGHS)
- Oh!
329
00:16:11,926 --> 00:16:15,582
Oh, I just want
to get some sleep.
330
00:16:16,844 --> 00:16:19,847
♪ VNC.
331
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:22,285
Breaking news: The Vicious Six is ready
332
00:16:22,328 --> 00:16:25,288
to rewrite the rules
of villainy.
333
00:16:25,331 --> 00:16:27,029
Villains of the world,
334
00:16:27,072 --> 00:16:30,423
in three days,
when the clock strikes midnight
335
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,860
and the Chinese New Year begins,
336
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:36,777
this bad boy's power is
gonna be unleashed.
337
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:39,345
With the power of the Zodiac,
338
00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:42,609
we're gonna take out
the Anti-Villain League.
339
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,483
And the Vicious Six will be
340
00:16:46,526 --> 00:16:49,573
the most powerful villains
on the planet.
341
00:16:49,616 --> 00:16:52,619
Can you dig it?
342
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:53,881
(TV CRASHES)
343
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,840
Do I dig it? Do I dig it?
344
00:16:55,883 --> 00:16:58,190
I don't dig it.
There's nothing to dig.
345
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,540
They thought they could
leave me for dead, huh?
346
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:03,108
Kick me to the curb
like a piece of old meat?
347
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,545
Oh, they got no idea
what's coming.
348
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,112
(LAUGHS)
349
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,114
- Um...
- Oh, I'm gonna make them suffer
350
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:10,787
- for what they've done to me.
- Uh, Mr. Knuckles?
351
00:17:10,811 --> 00:17:12,117
- Oh, boy.
- Hey, Mr. Knuckles.
352
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:13,466
What?
353
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:14,902
We, uh, just wanted to make sure
354
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:16,643
we'd be getting paid this week.
355
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,167
What a mouth on you.
356
00:17:18,210 --> 00:17:20,038
I'm paying you with knowledge.
357
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,822
You are? Oh!
358
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:25,087
LESSON ONE: Always be prepared.
359
00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:30,788
LESSON TWO: The Belgian
five-armed nose pick.
360
00:17:30,831 --> 00:17:35,184
And lesson three:
The Lithuanian haircut.
361
00:17:35,227 --> 00:17:37,142
(SCREAMS)
362
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:38,926
(ALL GRUNTING)
363
00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:42,452
(CHUCKLES)
364
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,236
That's worth
all the money in the world.
365
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,648
- Hey, guys, forget about it.
- (GROANING)
366
00:17:45,672 --> 00:17:46,978
You're gonna get paid.
367
00:17:47,021 --> 00:17:49,546
But first, we got to get
my stone back.
368
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:53,289
♪ I see a bad Gru a-rising
369
00:17:53,332 --> 00:17:55,639
(IMITATES ROCK GUITAR RIFF)
370
00:17:55,682 --> 00:17:58,903
♪ I see a villain on his way
371
00:17:58,946 --> 00:18:00,774
Yee-haw!
372
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:04,256
♪ I'm gonna interview
with my heroes ♪
373
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,258
(GRUNTING IN RHYTHM)
374
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:09,261
♪ They're going to love me
'cause I'm the best ♪
375
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,263
(IMITATES DRUM FILL)
376
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,744
♪ Don't mess up tonight
(GRUNTS)
377
00:18:13,787 --> 00:18:16,834
♪ You're going to join
the Vicious Six, yeah! ♪
378
00:18:16,877 --> 00:18:19,010
♪ There is a bad Gru
on the rise. ♪
379
00:18:19,053 --> 00:18:20,664
- (RECORD SCRATCHES)
- Guys!
380
00:18:20,707 --> 00:18:22,579
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
381
00:18:22,622 --> 00:18:25,059
Oh, you want to come.
382
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:26,322
- (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
- Yeah.
383
00:18:26,365 --> 00:18:28,193
Right, right.
384
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,413
Okay. (SIGHS)
385
00:18:30,456 --> 00:18:33,067
When you guys tracked me down
386
00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:36,027
and responded
to my "help wanted" ad...
387
00:18:36,984 --> 00:18:40,727
...I was like,
"Who are these tiny tater tots?
388
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,729
And where did they get
so much denim?"
389
00:18:47,473 --> 00:18:49,519
(MINIONS WHIMPERING)
390
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,652
And you just wouldn't quit.
391
00:18:54,393 --> 00:18:56,743
(ALL WHIMPERING, SHIVERING)
392
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:59,093
(SNEEZES)
393
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:09,060
(GROANS)
All right, I surrender.
394
00:19:09,103 --> 00:19:10,714
- Come on in.
- (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
395
00:19:10,757 --> 00:19:13,195
(MINIONS CHEERING, LAUGHING)
396
00:19:14,239 --> 00:19:16,241
- (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
- Huh?
397
00:19:17,677 --> 00:19:19,853
We've had some great times
since then,
398
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:22,900
but the thing is,
the Vicious Six,
399
00:19:22,943 --> 00:19:25,294
they're the big leagues,
400
00:19:25,337 --> 00:19:28,471
and you guys are...
401
00:19:28,514 --> 00:19:31,213
great, and so...
402
00:19:31,256 --> 00:19:34,433
Uh, the job you did
on the lair...
403
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,522
A-plus.
404
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:39,177
It's just,
what I was thinking is that
405
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,832
there are a lot of
other villains in the world.
406
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,399
You know?
407
00:19:43,442 --> 00:19:45,314
Uh... (WHIMPERS)
408
00:19:45,357 --> 00:19:47,403
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
409
00:19:47,446 --> 00:19:49,840
(SIGHS) Never mind.
410
00:19:49,883 --> 00:19:53,278
Look, I think I just need
to fly solo on this.
411
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,715
See you later, alligators.
412
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:58,457
(STAMMERS, SPEAKS MINIONESE)
413
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:00,459
Uh, Kevin? Kevin!
414
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,722
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
415
00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:06,030
(GROANS)
416
00:20:06,073 --> 00:20:08,641
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
417
00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:11,862
- Uh, Ot-Ot-Otto. O-Otto.
- (CONTINUES SPEAKING MINIONESE)
418
00:20:11,905 --> 00:20:13,951
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
419
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,783
(WHOOPING)
420
00:20:19,826 --> 00:20:21,741
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
421
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,830
♪
422
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:28,835
Go, go, go!
423
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,623
- (TIRES SQUEALING)
- (BELL DINGING)
424
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,365
Hey, I'm walking here!
425
00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:39,629
Wow!
426
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:43,807
Ooh! Here we go.
427
00:20:43,850 --> 00:20:45,001
- (TIRES SQUEALING)
- (DRIVER GRUNTS)
428
00:20:45,025 --> 00:20:46,331
Oh!
429
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,507
(ENTRY BELL JINGLES)
430
00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:49,919
("VEHICLE" BY GARY CLARK JR.
PLAYING)
431
00:20:49,943 --> 00:20:51,684
♪ That I love ya, I need ya
432
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,991
♪ I want ya,
got to have you, child... ♪
433
00:20:54,034 --> 00:20:56,472
Excuse me. Sir?
434
00:20:56,515 --> 00:20:57,995
(GROWLS)
435
00:20:58,038 --> 00:21:01,955
I was just wondering
if you're... no good.
436
00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,392
- (GROWLS)
- (GRU YELLS)
437
00:21:03,435 --> 00:21:05,655
You're good. My mistake.
438
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,657
(GASPS, YELLS)
439
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,398
Oh, oh. Oh, sorry.
440
00:21:09,441 --> 00:21:11,182
I didn't mean to scare you.
441
00:21:11,225 --> 00:21:14,707
I was just, uh, trying out
this new invention of mine.
442
00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:17,667
I call it Sticky Fingers.
443
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,669
Or Smart Goo.
444
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:22,585
I-I haven't quite landed
on the name yet.
445
00:21:22,628 --> 00:21:24,108
Come here.
446
00:21:27,241 --> 00:21:30,027
I overheard you were looking
for something...
447
00:21:30,070 --> 00:21:31,681
special.
448
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:34,118
Ah, yes. I was hoping...
449
00:21:34,161 --> 00:21:36,947
you're no good.
450
00:21:36,990 --> 00:21:38,514
(LAUGHS)
451
00:21:39,906 --> 00:21:41,995
I think you'll enjoy listening
452
00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:45,042
in booth three.
453
00:21:46,304 --> 00:21:48,045
Right this way.
454
00:21:48,088 --> 00:21:49,786
(GASPING EXCITEDLY)
455
00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:52,223
- Aha! (LAUGHS)
- (GASPS)
456
00:21:52,266 --> 00:21:53,703
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
457
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:55,400
(SHUSHES)
458
00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:56,943
(BOCCHERINI'S "STRING QUINTET
IN E MAJOR" PLAYING)
459
00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:58,553
("CAT SCRATCH FEVER"
BY TED NUGENT PLAYING)
460
00:21:58,577 --> 00:22:00,971
♪ Cat scratch fever...
461
00:22:01,014 --> 00:22:02,451
This is it. Mum's the word.
462
00:22:02,494 --> 00:22:03,843
Keep it down. Good luck.
463
00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:05,323
Let 'em have it, son.
464
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:07,717
Thanks, Mister...
465
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,545
(SOUNDING OUT)
Nefario.
466
00:22:09,588 --> 00:22:12,896
That's Dr. Nefario.
467
00:22:12,939 --> 00:22:15,159
- Here, take this.
- Uh...
468
00:22:15,202 --> 00:22:17,030
If you ever get famous,
remember who gave you
469
00:22:17,074 --> 00:22:18,380
your first gadget.
(CHUCKLES)
470
00:22:19,424 --> 00:22:21,470
Okay.
471
00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:28,390
♪ Wouldn't blame him
if he said to me ♪
472
00:22:28,433 --> 00:22:30,392
♪ You're no good,
you're no good ♪
473
00:22:30,435 --> 00:22:31,755
- (KNOCKING)
- ♪ You're no good...
474
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:34,744
Try backwards.
475
00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:36,659
Ah.
476
00:22:36,702 --> 00:22:38,791
(MUSIC PLAYING BACKWARDS)
477
00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:41,620
VOICE: (ON RECORD)
Welcome to the Vicious Six.
478
00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:43,230
- Whoa.
- (BELL DINGS)
479
00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:46,190
- That is pretty... Whoa!
- (WHOOSHING)
480
00:22:46,233 --> 00:22:48,366
- (GRU SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
- (ELEVATOR THUDS)
481
00:22:51,369 --> 00:22:54,372
(MUZAK PLAYING QUIETLY)
482
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:58,420
Hello.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
483
00:22:59,464 --> 00:23:01,988
(GRUNTS, CLEARS THROAT)
484
00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:07,211
Everybody here
for the interview?
485
00:23:07,254 --> 00:23:09,387
Me, too.
486
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:11,258
So, what do you guys got
going on later?
487
00:23:11,302 --> 00:23:12,651
Are you up to no good?
488
00:23:12,695 --> 00:23:15,306
You gonna get
into some mischief?
489
00:23:15,349 --> 00:23:17,569
(GROWLS QUIETLY)
490
00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:19,658
Okay.
491
00:23:19,702 --> 00:23:22,269
BELLE BOTTOM:
Send the first one in.
492
00:23:22,313 --> 00:23:24,968
They're ready
to see you, Mr. Gru.
493
00:23:25,011 --> 00:23:26,578
Oh, good.
494
00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:27,884
Great.
495
00:23:27,927 --> 00:23:29,451
Oh...
496
00:23:29,494 --> 00:23:31,148
(CHUCKLES)
497
00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:33,803
(GASPS)
498
00:23:38,372 --> 00:23:40,723
(GRUNTS NERVOUSLY)
499
00:23:40,766 --> 00:23:43,900
(DOOR CLOSES)
500
00:23:43,943 --> 00:23:45,423
(GASPS)
501
00:23:54,214 --> 00:23:55,651
(GRU CLEARS THROAT)
502
00:23:59,655 --> 00:24:02,005
(LOUDLY)
Distinguished villains,
503
00:24:02,048 --> 00:24:04,442
my name is Gru.
504
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:07,097
I feel like I'm talking too loud
505
00:24:07,140 --> 00:24:10,013
even though our proximity
506
00:24:10,056 --> 00:24:13,016
doesn't require
this kind of volume.
507
00:24:13,059 --> 00:24:14,626
("VOLUME" ECHOING)
508
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,195
(CLEARS THROAT)
509
00:24:18,238 --> 00:24:20,589
(NORMAL VOLUME)
If you told me when I was ten
510
00:24:20,632 --> 00:24:23,026
that I would have the chance
to fill the shoes
511
00:24:23,069 --> 00:24:25,202
of my favorite villain ever,
512
00:24:25,245 --> 00:24:27,639
Wild Knuckles, I would say,
513
00:24:27,683 --> 00:24:29,728
"You got rocks in your head."
514
00:24:29,772 --> 00:24:32,296
But now that I'm 11
and three quarters,
515
00:24:32,339 --> 00:24:34,777
it makes a lot more sense.
516
00:24:34,820 --> 00:24:37,214
All right, who let the kid in?
517
00:24:37,257 --> 00:24:39,477
I thought he was a tiny man.
518
00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:42,088
What's wrong with you?
519
00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:46,963
You seriously think a puny
little child can be a villain?
520
00:24:47,006 --> 00:24:48,399
Um, yes.
521
00:24:48,442 --> 00:24:50,619
I-I am pretty despicable.
522
00:24:50,662 --> 00:24:52,838
You don't want to cross me.
523
00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:55,928
Evil is for adults
524
00:24:55,972 --> 00:24:59,845
who steal powerful
ancient stones and wreak havoc.
525
00:24:59,889 --> 00:25:01,064
(GASPS)
526
00:25:01,107 --> 00:25:03,719
And not for tubby little punks
527
00:25:03,762 --> 00:25:07,461
who should be at school,
learning,
528
00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:09,507
taking a recess,
529
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:11,378
sucking his thumb.
530
00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:13,816
- (VILLAINS LAUGHING)
- "Sucking his..."
531
00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:17,907
Come back when you've done
something to impress me.
532
00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:20,474
Who's next?
533
00:25:20,518 --> 00:25:23,303
I am Wing Man,
534
00:25:23,347 --> 00:25:25,654
the next member
of the Vicious Six.
535
00:25:25,697 --> 00:25:29,048
Behold, the power of flight!
536
00:25:30,267 --> 00:25:32,051
(SCREAMING)
537
00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:34,053
All right, joke's over.
538
00:25:34,097 --> 00:25:35,925
Showtime.
539
00:25:39,276 --> 00:25:41,452
(GRUNTING)
This is a big one.
540
00:25:41,495 --> 00:25:43,367
(VILLAINS GRUNTING)
541
00:25:43,410 --> 00:25:44,498
Yeah, yeah.
542
00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:45,761
To the left. That's right.
543
00:25:48,415 --> 00:25:49,895
(TRIGGER CLICKING)
544
00:25:50,896 --> 00:25:52,942
(YELPS, MUFFLED GRUNTING)
545
00:25:54,813 --> 00:25:56,859
(PANTING)
546
00:26:00,123 --> 00:26:01,690
(WING MAN SCREAMING)
547
00:26:03,169 --> 00:26:04,449
Bring him in,
bring him in, boys.
548
00:26:04,475 --> 00:26:06,651
Everybody pile on!
549
00:26:07,826 --> 00:26:10,481
(GASPS) He took the stone!
550
00:26:10,524 --> 00:26:13,571
I'll get him!
(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
551
00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:15,007
Oh! Ah!
552
00:26:15,051 --> 00:26:16,705
(WHIMPERING)
553
00:26:16,748 --> 00:26:18,837
BELLE BOTTOM:
Lock down the building.
554
00:26:18,881 --> 00:26:20,534
(STRONGHOLD GRUNTS ANGRILY)
555
00:26:20,578 --> 00:26:23,450
- (BELL DINGS)
- (GRUNTING EXCITEDLY)
556
00:26:23,494 --> 00:26:25,801
- (ALARM RINGING)
- Oh! Oh!
557
00:26:25,844 --> 00:26:28,499
- Huh?
- What? -Uh...
558
00:26:28,542 --> 00:26:31,502
(STAMMERS) Nothing to see here.
559
00:26:31,545 --> 00:26:33,243
- WOMAN: Oh.
- Oh, look at you.
560
00:26:33,286 --> 00:26:35,419
Frampton Comes Alive!
Nice choice.
561
00:26:35,462 --> 00:26:36,638
(GASPS)
562
00:26:38,465 --> 00:26:39,553
I... (WHIMPERS)
563
00:26:39,597 --> 00:26:42,513
(HUSHED) Just keep walking.
564
00:26:46,299 --> 00:26:48,345
- (GASPS)
- (HORNS HONKING)
565
00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:53,829
Who the heck is that? A kid?
566
00:26:53,872 --> 00:26:55,918
(YELPS)
567
00:26:55,961 --> 00:26:57,702
- (KEVIN CLEARS THROAT)
- Oh, guys.
568
00:26:57,746 --> 00:26:59,835
- Bello.
- Mini-Boss!
569
00:26:59,878 --> 00:27:01,750
What are you doing here?
570
00:27:01,793 --> 00:27:03,360
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
571
00:27:03,403 --> 00:27:04,883
Okay, just get on.
572
00:27:04,927 --> 00:27:06,711
Which way did he go?
573
00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:08,060
There's that little thief!
574
00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:09,888
Go! Go, go, go!
575
00:27:09,932 --> 00:27:11,803
Split up!
576
00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:17,374
(FRIGHTENED WHIMPERING)
577
00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:28,820
Knock, knock. Delivery.
578
00:27:28,864 --> 00:27:30,300
(GROANS)
579
00:27:30,343 --> 00:27:33,042
(PANICKED SHOUTING IN MINIONESE)
580
00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:35,131
(ALL SCREAMING)
581
00:27:38,612 --> 00:27:41,267
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
582
00:27:41,311 --> 00:27:43,356
- That demon child!
- (YELLS)
583
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,638
Otto, take the stone
back to the lair.
584
00:27:44,662 --> 00:27:46,055
I'll distract them.
585
00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:47,796
Go! Go, go, go!
586
00:27:49,319 --> 00:27:51,190
- (NUN-CHUCK YELLING)
- (JEAN-CLAWED GROWLS)
587
00:27:51,234 --> 00:27:52,931
Uh, uh... Ooh!
588
00:27:56,979 --> 00:27:58,589
Oh, not now.
589
00:27:58,632 --> 00:28:00,591
- Come on, come on!
- (SCREAMING)
590
00:28:00,634 --> 00:28:02,549
(GROWLS)
591
00:28:04,290 --> 00:28:05,596
Oh!
592
00:28:05,639 --> 00:28:06,858
(YELLS)
593
00:28:06,902 --> 00:28:08,338
(GRUNTS)
594
00:28:08,381 --> 00:28:09,905
(SCREAMING)
595
00:28:09,948 --> 00:28:12,124
(DISTORTED,
SLOW-MOTION SCREAMING)
596
00:28:15,867 --> 00:28:16,912
(SCREAMS)
597
00:28:18,652 --> 00:28:20,959
- (TIRES SQUEAL)
- Yeah, baby.
598
00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:24,093
(LAUGHS)
599
00:28:24,136 --> 00:28:26,269
I'll handle this.
(GRUNTS)
600
00:28:26,312 --> 00:28:27,487
(GASPING)
601
00:28:30,403 --> 00:28:31,883
(FRIGHTENED WHIMPERING)
602
00:28:31,927 --> 00:28:34,756
Hope you enjoy the rest
of your short life.
603
00:28:34,799 --> 00:28:36,279
(WHIMPERS) Please work.
604
00:28:36,322 --> 00:28:38,934
Come on, come on, come on!
605
00:28:38,977 --> 00:28:41,153
- (GASPS)
- (EXPLOSIVE WHOOSH)
606
00:28:41,197 --> 00:28:42,764
- Yay!
- (MINIONS LAUGHING)
607
00:28:42,807 --> 00:28:45,418
(GRUNTING)
608
00:28:45,462 --> 00:28:46,768
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
609
00:28:51,555 --> 00:28:53,731
We're coming for you, tiny man.
610
00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:56,299
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
611
00:28:56,342 --> 00:28:58,388
(WHOOPING, LAUGHING)
612
00:29:01,695 --> 00:29:03,697
- (CHEERING, WHOOPING)
- Josh, pump it up.
613
00:29:03,741 --> 00:29:04,916
Up, up, up!
614
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,179
♪ All the young dudes
615
00:29:07,223 --> 00:29:08,659
♪ Hey, dudes
616
00:29:08,702 --> 00:29:10,443
♪ Carry the news...
617
00:29:10,487 --> 00:29:14,143
They all said the kid
couldn't be a real villain.
618
00:29:14,186 --> 00:29:15,797
(FRIGHTENED YELP)
Well...
619
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,669
this kid just stole something
620
00:29:18,712 --> 00:29:21,977
from the worst villains
in the world.
621
00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:24,153
(CHEERING)
622
00:29:24,196 --> 00:29:27,199
When I bring it back to them,
they are going to say...
623
00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:31,247
(GASPS) "We have made
a terrible mistake.
624
00:29:31,290 --> 00:29:33,989
Please join us. Please, Gru."
625
00:29:34,032 --> 00:29:36,513
- And I will say, "Yes!
- (MINIONS CHEERING)
626
00:29:36,556 --> 00:29:40,909
I will be the newest member
of the Vicious Six."
627
00:29:40,952 --> 00:29:43,912
Now all I need is Otto.
628
00:29:43,955 --> 00:29:45,304
Where is Otto?
629
00:29:45,348 --> 00:29:46,784
Uh, uh, Otto le come-ay.
630
00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:48,307
No, not "Otto le come-ay."
631
00:29:48,351 --> 00:29:50,396
He needs to "come-ay" now.
632
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,094
(YELLING, LAUGHING)
633
00:29:52,137 --> 00:29:54,139
(MINIONS GRUNTING)
634
00:29:55,140 --> 00:29:56,881
- Otto!
- Mini-Boss!
635
00:29:56,925 --> 00:29:59,101
- There you are.
- (GIGGLING)
636
00:29:59,144 --> 00:30:00,754
Ah. You got it?
637
00:30:00,798 --> 00:30:02,844
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
638
00:30:04,671 --> 00:30:08,371
Is this... Are you pulling
on my legs right now?
639
00:30:08,414 --> 00:30:10,895
Otto, where is the stone?
640
00:30:10,939 --> 00:30:13,071
Le scone? Ah, si, le scone.
641
00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:15,160
Ooh... (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
642
00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:19,773
(OTTO SPEAKING MINIONESE
IN VOICE-OVER)
643
00:30:22,124 --> 00:30:24,343
(YELLS, GROANS)
644
00:30:24,387 --> 00:30:25,910
(GRUNTS)
645
00:30:27,042 --> 00:30:28,870
(GASPS, SCREAMS)
646
00:30:28,913 --> 00:30:30,480
(GRUNTING)
647
00:30:31,437 --> 00:30:33,178
- Over there.
- (GASPS)
648
00:30:33,222 --> 00:30:35,920
(SPEAKS MINIONESE, YELLS
IN VOICE-OVER)
649
00:30:35,964 --> 00:30:37,879
(VOICE-OVER) Oh, no!
650
00:30:37,922 --> 00:30:40,446
(VOICE-OVER CONTINUES
IN MINIONESE)
651
00:30:40,490 --> 00:30:42,318
(QUACKS)
652
00:30:42,361 --> 00:30:44,015
(OTTO YELLS)
653
00:30:44,059 --> 00:30:46,278
(VOICE-OVER CONTINUES
IN MINIONESE)
654
00:30:46,322 --> 00:30:49,194
(FRANTIC QUACKING)
655
00:30:49,238 --> 00:30:51,762
- Oh.
- (PEOPLE WHOOPING, CHEERING)
656
00:30:51,805 --> 00:30:54,156
(VOICE-OVER CONTINUES
IN MINIONESE)
657
00:30:57,463 --> 00:31:00,075
(SIGHS IN AWE)
658
00:31:00,118 --> 00:31:02,425
(VOICE-OVER CONTINUES
IN MINIONESE)
659
00:31:02,468 --> 00:31:04,906
(VOICE-OVER)
Mi amor. Mi amor.
660
00:31:04,949 --> 00:31:09,954
I... love... you.
661
00:31:09,998 --> 00:31:12,000
(SHOUTING IN MINIONESE)
662
00:31:14,611 --> 00:31:16,656
(VOICE-OVER CONTINUES
IN MINIONESE)
663
00:31:19,703 --> 00:31:21,792
(SMOOCHING LOUDLY)
664
00:31:21,835 --> 00:31:23,315
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
665
00:31:23,359 --> 00:31:24,534
- Huh?
- (EYES RATTLING)
666
00:31:24,577 --> 00:31:25,796
(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
667
00:31:25,839 --> 00:31:29,452
Did you just trade my future
668
00:31:29,495 --> 00:31:31,802
for a Pet Rock?!
669
00:31:31,845 --> 00:31:34,109
Uh... si?
670
00:31:34,152 --> 00:31:35,588
(SIGHS) Okay.
671
00:31:35,632 --> 00:31:38,287
Otto, where was
this birthday party?
672
00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:40,376
Uh, uh...
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
673
00:31:42,508 --> 00:31:45,076
This is unacceptable.
Unacceptable!
674
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,992
I told you guys
that you weren't ready
675
00:31:48,036 --> 00:31:50,864
for the big leagues,
and you have proven me correct.
676
00:31:50,908 --> 00:31:52,649
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
677
00:31:52,692 --> 00:31:55,086
All you do is mess
everything up.
678
00:31:55,130 --> 00:31:57,567
Up? Pump it up!
679
00:31:57,610 --> 00:31:59,264
♪ Do a little dance...
680
00:31:59,308 --> 00:32:00,874
(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
681
00:32:00,918 --> 00:32:02,528
No play-a music a! Ah!
682
00:32:02,572 --> 00:32:04,139
- (YELLS)
- (MUSIC STOPS)
683
00:32:04,182 --> 00:32:06,228
(GRUNTS) My mom was right.
684
00:32:06,271 --> 00:32:08,404
You do not belong here.
685
00:32:08,447 --> 00:32:10,623
You're fired!
686
00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:12,974
(ALL GASPING)
687
00:32:13,017 --> 00:32:15,150
I'm going to find that stone.
688
00:32:15,193 --> 00:32:17,326
When I get home,
you all better be gone.
689
00:32:17,369 --> 00:32:18,892
Mini-Boss...
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
690
00:32:18,936 --> 00:32:21,373
And, Otto, close your yapper!
691
00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:22,940
Oh.
692
00:32:24,898 --> 00:32:26,248
(WHISPERS) Josh.
693
00:32:26,291 --> 00:32:27,901
Si, si.
694
00:32:27,945 --> 00:32:31,862
♪ I'll say goodbye to love
695
00:32:31,905 --> 00:32:35,822
♪ No one ever cared
if I should live or die... ♪
696
00:32:35,866 --> 00:32:37,520
Uh, Gru.
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
697
00:32:37,563 --> 00:32:39,174
Por favor. Por favor.
698
00:32:39,217 --> 00:32:40,871
♪ Time and time again...
699
00:32:40,914 --> 00:32:42,264
Kevin, no.
700
00:32:42,307 --> 00:32:44,440
I will be better off on my own.
701
00:32:44,483 --> 00:32:49,053
♪ And all I know of love is
how to live without it ♪
702
00:32:49,097 --> 00:32:54,102
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
♪ I just can't seem to find it ♪
703
00:32:54,145 --> 00:32:56,800
♪ So I've made my mind up
704
00:32:56,843 --> 00:33:00,064
♪ I must live my life alone
705
00:33:00,108 --> 00:33:02,849
♪ And though it's not
the easy way ♪
706
00:33:02,893 --> 00:33:05,983
♪ I guess I've always known
707
00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:09,987
♪ I'd say goodbye to love
708
00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:12,337
- ♪ There are no tomorrows.
- (GASPS)
709
00:33:12,381 --> 00:33:14,426
♪ For this heart of mine...
710
00:33:14,470 --> 00:33:16,994
(GASPING)
711
00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:19,562
(SCREAMS, SPEAKS MINIONESE)
712
00:33:19,605 --> 00:33:20,998
(SCREAMING)
713
00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:23,087
♪ And I'll find that there is
714
00:33:23,131 --> 00:33:27,570
♪ Someone to believe in
and to live for... ♪
715
00:33:27,613 --> 00:33:29,441
Mini-Boss!
716
00:33:31,443 --> 00:33:33,402
Oh, no.
717
00:33:33,445 --> 00:33:35,186
(SONG ENDS)
718
00:33:35,230 --> 00:33:37,014
GRU: (GASPS)
I'm sorry.
719
00:33:37,058 --> 00:33:38,711
I thought you'd be impressed.
720
00:33:38,755 --> 00:33:41,062
Could I just speak
to Belle Bottom? She'll...
721
00:33:41,105 --> 00:33:42,802
(GRU SCREAMS)
722
00:33:42,846 --> 00:33:44,935
(GRUNTS, GASPS)
723
00:33:46,676 --> 00:33:48,417
Wild Knuckles!
724
00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,071
Oh! Oh!
725
00:33:50,114 --> 00:33:52,073
You're alive?
726
00:33:52,116 --> 00:33:55,163
Wow. My favorite villain
is also my kidnapper?
727
00:33:55,206 --> 00:33:57,208
This could be
a great opportunity
728
00:33:57,252 --> 00:33:59,297
if you don't kill me.
729
00:33:59,341 --> 00:34:01,125
Shut up and give me the stone.
730
00:34:01,169 --> 00:34:03,693
Oh, yes, the stone.
731
00:34:03,736 --> 00:34:06,130
Here's the thing about that.
732
00:34:06,174 --> 00:34:07,827
Kind of a funny story.
733
00:34:07,871 --> 00:34:09,742
- Give it to him!
- (WHIMPERS)
734
00:34:09,786 --> 00:34:12,136
(GRUNTING)
735
00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:15,922
(GROANING) And it's all
going to go south
736
00:34:15,966 --> 00:34:18,447
very quickly.
737
00:34:20,797 --> 00:34:23,713
- What the heck is this?
- (ROCK CLATTERS)
738
00:34:27,412 --> 00:34:30,154
(GRUNTING)
739
00:34:31,286 --> 00:34:33,331
(GRU SCREAMING)
740
00:34:38,119 --> 00:34:39,555
Where is it, boy?
741
00:34:39,598 --> 00:34:42,079
I don't have it!
I don't have it!
742
00:34:42,123 --> 00:34:43,994
I know you're hiding it
somewhere.
743
00:34:44,037 --> 00:34:45,735
I'm not. I'm not. I swear.
744
00:34:45,778 --> 00:34:48,017
Cross my heart and hope to die,
stick a needle in my eye.
745
00:34:48,041 --> 00:34:49,391
Don't actually do that, though.
746
00:34:49,434 --> 00:34:51,610
Somebody bring me a phone.
747
00:34:54,222 --> 00:34:55,527
Call home.
748
00:34:55,571 --> 00:34:57,486
It's ransom time.
749
00:34:57,529 --> 00:35:00,793
No, no, no. My mom will
probably pay you to keep me!
750
00:35:00,837 --> 00:35:02,534
(CHUCKLES) Good one.
751
00:35:02,578 --> 00:35:04,014
Call!
752
00:35:05,972 --> 00:35:08,018
(ROTARY DIALING)
753
00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:17,070
(COOS)
754
00:35:18,898 --> 00:35:21,727
(FRANTIC CHATTER IN MINIONESE)
755
00:35:21,771 --> 00:35:24,774
- (SHUSHING)
- (PHONE RINGING)
756
00:35:24,817 --> 00:35:26,210
La telefono.
757
00:35:26,254 --> 00:35:28,734
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
758
00:35:28,778 --> 00:35:31,084
Huh? (LAUGHS)
759
00:35:31,128 --> 00:35:32,608
(SCREAMS)
760
00:35:32,651 --> 00:35:34,566
- (RINGING)
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
761
00:35:34,610 --> 00:35:36,655
(GRUNTING)
762
00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:39,571
Bello. La casa de Mini-Boss.
763
00:35:39,615 --> 00:35:41,007
- Who is this?
- Kevin.
764
00:35:41,051 --> 00:35:42,226
Kevin, uh, le Minion.
765
00:35:42,270 --> 00:35:43,749
"Kevin le" what?
766
00:35:43,793 --> 00:35:45,360
- Le Minion. (GROANS)
- You kidding me?
767
00:35:45,403 --> 00:35:47,057
You got henchmen?
(CHUCKLES)
768
00:35:47,100 --> 00:35:48,885
Well, that's the end of that.
769
00:35:48,928 --> 00:35:50,582
(GASPS) M-Mini-Boss?
770
00:35:50,626 --> 00:35:53,281
Listen, you, bring the stone
to me in San Francisco.
771
00:35:53,324 --> 00:35:56,458
- 6830 Green Street. Got it?
- (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
772
00:35:56,501 --> 00:35:59,374
Now, you got two days,
or you are never going to see
773
00:35:59,417 --> 00:36:02,638
- your little boss again.
- (GASPING)
774
00:36:02,681 --> 00:36:04,770
- Bello? Bello. Aah!
- (DIAL TONE DRONING)
775
00:36:04,814 --> 00:36:07,599
(SPEAKING FRANTICALLY
IN MINIONESE)
776
00:36:07,643 --> 00:36:09,558
Otto...
(CONTINUES IN MINIONESE)
777
00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:11,299
Uh... (SUCKS TEETH)
778
00:36:11,342 --> 00:36:13,388
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
779
00:36:16,695 --> 00:36:18,480
Ah! Okay, okay, okay.
780
00:36:18,523 --> 00:36:19,829
Mm, hmm.
781
00:36:19,872 --> 00:36:20,917
Ah?
782
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,745
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
783
00:36:22,788 --> 00:36:24,225
(SIGHS)
784
00:36:24,268 --> 00:36:26,270
(SPEAKING ANGRILY IN MINIONESE)
785
00:36:28,794 --> 00:36:31,623
Otto...
(SPEAKING ANGRILY IN MINIONESE)
786
00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:34,757
O-Okay. Si, si.
(CONTINUES IN MINIONESE)
787
00:36:36,933 --> 00:36:38,761
(GASPS, SPEAKS MINIONESE)
788
00:36:41,894 --> 00:36:44,419
- ♪ Hey, ho, let's go.
- (LAUGHING)
789
00:36:44,462 --> 00:36:45,724
♪ Hey, ho...
790
00:36:45,768 --> 00:36:47,770
Otto...
(CONTINUES IN MINIONESE)
791
00:36:47,813 --> 00:36:49,728
- Uh, uh, si, si.
- Okay. Go, go, go.
792
00:36:49,772 --> 00:36:52,209
♪ They're going through
a tight wind ♪
793
00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:54,211
♪ The kids are losing
their minds... ♪
794
00:36:54,255 --> 00:36:55,821
- (ENGINE REVVING)
- Oh?
795
00:36:55,865 --> 00:36:57,214
Oh!
796
00:36:57,258 --> 00:36:58,781
Oh, the stone!
797
00:36:58,824 --> 00:37:01,174
Uh, si. (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
798
00:37:01,218 --> 00:37:02,567
Gave that to my uncle.
799
00:37:02,611 --> 00:37:04,090
It's more his style.
800
00:37:07,311 --> 00:37:08,617
Oh.
801
00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:15,319
(GASPS)
802
00:37:17,147 --> 00:37:19,323
La-la... la stone-a!
803
00:37:19,367 --> 00:37:20,585
K-Kevin! Kevin!
804
00:37:20,629 --> 00:37:22,457
(GASPING FRANTICALLY)
805
00:37:24,023 --> 00:37:25,764
(YELLS)
806
00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:27,070
La stone-a!
807
00:37:27,113 --> 00:37:29,333
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
808
00:37:29,377 --> 00:37:31,030
(GROANS) I told you.
809
00:37:31,074 --> 00:37:34,077
I don't know where he went,
you stupid Twinkies.
810
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,861
(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
811
00:37:37,123 --> 00:37:39,212
(YELPS, SCREAMS)
812
00:37:39,256 --> 00:37:40,475
- (GRUNTS)
- (CHUCKLING)
813
00:37:40,518 --> 00:37:42,259
Uh, okay. (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
814
00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:44,740
Uh, pank you. Eh, bye-bye.
815
00:37:44,783 --> 00:37:46,132
(GROANS)
816
00:37:46,176 --> 00:37:47,438
Huh?
817
00:37:47,482 --> 00:37:50,267
Oh, not cool, man.
818
00:37:50,311 --> 00:37:52,617
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
819
00:37:55,533 --> 00:37:57,579
(VEHICLE APPROACHES, HONKS HORN)
820
00:38:01,278 --> 00:38:03,324
San Pan-pisco. Oh!
821
00:38:03,367 --> 00:38:05,369
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
822
00:38:06,414 --> 00:38:08,459
(WHIMPERS, SPEAKS MINIONESE)
823
00:38:11,027 --> 00:38:13,072
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
824
00:38:14,117 --> 00:38:16,119
- (PANTING)
- (WHIMPERING)
825
00:38:18,469 --> 00:38:20,428
Let's rock and roll.
826
00:38:20,471 --> 00:38:22,212
Time to get our stone back.
827
00:38:22,255 --> 00:38:24,997
We're coming for you, Mr. Gru.
828
00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:27,043
Hallelujah!
829
00:38:27,086 --> 00:38:29,698
(ALL YELLING, LAUGHING)
830
00:38:31,221 --> 00:38:33,266
Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop!
(LAUGHS)
831
00:38:36,574 --> 00:38:38,707
Smash! Smash!
832
00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:41,187
(ORGAN PLAYS DRAMATIC RIFF)
833
00:38:53,461 --> 00:38:54,853
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
834
00:38:54,897 --> 00:38:56,507
(WHOOPING)
835
00:38:57,465 --> 00:39:00,032
WOMAN: (OVER P.A.)
Flight 1109 will now depart
836
00:39:00,076 --> 00:39:02,426
at gate 27B.
837
00:39:02,470 --> 00:39:03,819
Ah. Bello.
838
00:39:03,862 --> 00:39:06,169
Uh, trey ticket-as
por San Pan-pisco.
839
00:39:06,212 --> 00:39:08,171
San Francisco? Okay.
840
00:39:08,214 --> 00:39:09,825
- How will you be paying?
- Ah.
841
00:39:09,868 --> 00:39:11,392
- Uh...
- (BOB GRUNTING)
842
00:39:11,435 --> 00:39:13,263
BOB: No problemo.
843
00:39:13,306 --> 00:39:15,091
Oh, great.
844
00:39:15,134 --> 00:39:16,701
You know, if you have
any hair balls,
845
00:39:16,745 --> 00:39:19,617
we can upgrade you
to first class.
846
00:39:19,661 --> 00:39:21,706
- Get out.
- (KEVIN STAMMERS, SIGHS)
847
00:39:25,144 --> 00:39:27,059
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
848
00:39:27,103 --> 00:39:29,410
MAN: So there I was.
We lost thrust in both engines,
849
00:39:29,453 --> 00:39:31,760
and I had to turn back
at LaGuardia.
850
00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:33,196
(LAUGHTER)
851
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:35,067
Ooh-la-la.
852
00:39:35,111 --> 00:39:36,504
- Hey, Sally.
- Hey.
853
00:39:36,547 --> 00:39:37,635
Hmm.
854
00:39:37,679 --> 00:39:40,682
- (LAUGHTER)
- KEVIN: Ah.
855
00:39:40,725 --> 00:39:42,727
(MINIONS GRUNTING)
856
00:39:42,771 --> 00:39:45,077
♪ I wanna fly like an eagle
857
00:39:45,121 --> 00:39:46,470
(SNARLS PLAYFULLY)
858
00:39:46,514 --> 00:39:48,646
- ♪ To the sea.
- (LAUGHING)
859
00:39:48,690 --> 00:39:50,343
♪ Fly like an eagle...
860
00:39:50,387 --> 00:39:52,520
- (WHOOPING)
- Okay. Vamos.
861
00:39:52,563 --> 00:39:55,087
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
862
00:39:56,611 --> 00:39:58,439
Ooh. (CLEARS THROAT)
863
00:39:58,482 --> 00:40:00,615
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
864
00:40:00,658 --> 00:40:03,269
(STUART SPEAKING MINIONESE,
BABBLING OVER SPEAKER)
865
00:40:05,228 --> 00:40:06,490
(GRUNTS) Bello.
866
00:40:06,534 --> 00:40:08,361
- Peanut?
- Oh. Yes, please.
867
00:40:08,405 --> 00:40:09,972
Ah... (CLICKS TONGUE)
868
00:40:10,015 --> 00:40:12,714
Mm. Uh, peanut.
869
00:40:12,757 --> 00:40:14,933
- Peanut.
- Uh...
870
00:40:14,977 --> 00:40:16,631
Peanut? Peanut.
871
00:40:16,674 --> 00:40:18,067
Peanut?
872
00:40:18,110 --> 00:40:19,677
Hey, baby, peanut?
873
00:40:19,721 --> 00:40:21,287
- Ah? Ah?
- (CRYING)
874
00:40:21,331 --> 00:40:22,985
Uh... aw.
875
00:40:23,028 --> 00:40:24,377
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
876
00:40:24,421 --> 00:40:25,944
- (YELLS)
- Hey!
877
00:40:25,988 --> 00:40:27,705
- (SHOUTING IN MINIONESE)
- (GROANS, BLOWS RASPBERRY)
878
00:40:27,729 --> 00:40:29,295
(KNUCKLES CRACK)
879
00:40:29,339 --> 00:40:30,838
(HUMMING JOHANN STRAUSS II'S
"THE BLUE DANUBE")
880
00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:32,690
Huh?
881
00:40:40,263 --> 00:40:42,700
(ENGINE POWERING UP)
882
00:40:42,744 --> 00:40:45,398
(STUART CONTINUES HUMMING
"THE BLUE DANUBE")
883
00:40:45,442 --> 00:40:47,531
(KEVIN SPEAKING MINIONESE
FRANTICALLY)
884
00:40:49,228 --> 00:40:50,752
- Hmm?
- (GASPING)
885
00:40:50,795 --> 00:40:52,449
- (SCREAMING)
- (CONTINUES HUMMING)
886
00:40:52,493 --> 00:40:55,147
(ALL SCREAMING)
887
00:40:55,191 --> 00:40:57,933
- (KEVIN SCREAMING)
- (STIFLED RETCHING)
888
00:40:57,976 --> 00:41:00,022
("THE BLUE DANUBE" PLAYING)
889
00:41:05,070 --> 00:41:07,464
- (STIFLED RETCHING)
- (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
890
00:41:07,508 --> 00:41:09,553
Huh?
891
00:41:09,597 --> 00:41:11,642
Hmm. (GRUNTS)
892
00:41:11,686 --> 00:41:13,731
(SIGHING)
893
00:41:15,341 --> 00:41:16,865
- (CRYING)
- Uh, uh...
894
00:41:16,908 --> 00:41:18,388
Ah.
895
00:41:18,431 --> 00:41:19,476
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
896
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:20,869
Oh, bello!
897
00:41:20,912 --> 00:41:23,132
- Bello.
- (CRYING CONTINUES)
898
00:41:23,175 --> 00:41:26,135
(GRUNTS, GROANS)
899
00:41:26,178 --> 00:41:28,529
- (AIR RUSHING)
- (SCREAMING)
900
00:41:28,572 --> 00:41:30,618
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
901
00:41:30,661 --> 00:41:33,359
- (BEEPING)
- Oh, uh... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
902
00:41:34,796 --> 00:41:37,015
Ah. (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
903
00:41:39,670 --> 00:41:41,150
(GRUNTING)
904
00:41:41,193 --> 00:41:43,239
(PASSENGERS GASPING)
905
00:41:43,282 --> 00:41:44,912
- You see me, you see me not.
- (CRYING CONTINUES)
906
00:41:44,936 --> 00:41:46,416
You see me, you see me not.
907
00:41:46,459 --> 00:41:48,244
(GIGGLES) Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
908
00:41:50,594 --> 00:41:52,683
(SCREAMING)
909
00:41:54,206 --> 00:41:56,121
(GRUNTS, SCREAMS)
910
00:42:01,779 --> 00:42:04,042
- ("THE BLUE DANUBE" ENDS)
- (PASSENGERS CHEERING)
911
00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:07,655
(WHOOPS, LAUGHS)
912
00:42:07,698 --> 00:42:10,266
(GROANS) No. No ha-ha.
913
00:42:12,268 --> 00:42:16,228
You got real moxie, kid,
stealing from the Vicious Six.
914
00:42:16,272 --> 00:42:18,056
I got moxie, really?
915
00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:21,451
(GASPS) Did I just receive a
compliment from Wild Knuckles?
916
00:42:21,494 --> 00:42:23,018
Oh, all my dreams...
917
00:42:23,061 --> 00:42:25,020
(STRAINING)
Are coming true right now!
918
00:42:25,063 --> 00:42:27,457
Well, it's about to become
your nightmare.
919
00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:30,068
Welcome to my newest
torture device,
920
00:42:30,112 --> 00:42:32,288
the Disco Inferno.
921
00:42:32,331 --> 00:42:34,116
(WHIRRING)
922
00:42:34,159 --> 00:42:36,640
("MORE, MORE, MORE" BY
ANDREA TRUE CONNECTION PLAYING)
923
00:42:36,684 --> 00:42:39,861
Your Minions better get here
by sundown tomorrow,
924
00:42:39,904 --> 00:42:43,255
because if 48 hours of disco
don't kill you,
925
00:42:43,299 --> 00:42:44,822
the blade will.
926
00:42:44,866 --> 00:42:46,563
(GASPS, SCREAMS)
927
00:42:46,607 --> 00:42:48,086
No, no, no, no, no!
928
00:42:48,130 --> 00:42:49,740
(LAUGHS)
929
00:42:49,784 --> 00:42:51,829
(SCREAMING)
930
00:42:58,009 --> 00:43:00,229
(OTTO PANTING)
931
00:43:00,272 --> 00:43:01,360
Stone-a! Stone-a!
932
00:43:01,404 --> 00:43:03,667
Stone-a! Stone-a! Stone-a!
933
00:43:03,711 --> 00:43:06,452
Stone-a! (GROANS)
934
00:43:06,496 --> 00:43:07,802
Stone-a! Stone-a!
935
00:43:07,845 --> 00:43:09,499
(SPUTTERING)
936
00:43:09,542 --> 00:43:12,023
Stone-a! Stone-a! Stone-a!
937
00:43:12,067 --> 00:43:13,808
- Stone-a! Stone-a!
- Hey!
938
00:43:13,851 --> 00:43:15,636
Stone-a! Stone-a!
939
00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:17,812
(YELLS)
940
00:43:17,855 --> 00:43:19,465
(CHEERING)
941
00:43:19,509 --> 00:43:21,163
Stone-a! Stone-a!
942
00:43:21,206 --> 00:43:23,731
(GASPING) Stone-a! Stone-a...
943
00:43:23,774 --> 00:43:25,689
(MINIONS PANTING,
WHIMPERING IN EXHAUSTION)
944
00:43:25,733 --> 00:43:28,170
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
945
00:43:30,215 --> 00:43:32,130
Look-a the map-a.
946
00:43:32,174 --> 00:43:33,958
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
947
00:43:34,002 --> 00:43:35,351
Gru...
948
00:43:35,394 --> 00:43:37,919
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
949
00:43:41,009 --> 00:43:43,402
- (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
- (OTHERS WHIMPERING)
950
00:43:44,752 --> 00:43:46,492
(EXHAUSTED WHIMPERING)
951
00:43:46,536 --> 00:43:48,103
(PANICKED GRUNTING, YELLING)
952
00:43:50,496 --> 00:43:51,715
(SCREAMS)
953
00:43:51,759 --> 00:43:54,065
(WHOOPING, LAUGHING)
954
00:43:54,109 --> 00:43:56,720
Bello! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
955
00:43:57,939 --> 00:43:59,723
(SHOUTS IN MINIONESE)
956
00:43:59,767 --> 00:44:02,030
(BOTH SCREAMING)
957
00:44:02,073 --> 00:44:03,596
- (LAUGHS)
- (BELL DINGING)
958
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:04,946
(IMITATES RINGING BELL)
959
00:44:04,989 --> 00:44:07,252
DRIVER: Next stop, Green Street.
960
00:44:07,296 --> 00:44:08,776
(BELL DINGS)
961
00:44:08,819 --> 00:44:10,560
Bye-bye.
962
00:44:11,517 --> 00:44:13,737
- (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
- Huh?
963
00:44:13,781 --> 00:44:16,087
Hey, hey. Look-a.
964
00:44:17,698 --> 00:44:19,743
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
965
00:44:19,787 --> 00:44:21,963
- Come-ay! Come-ay!
- (PANTING)
966
00:44:23,965 --> 00:44:25,531
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
967
00:44:25,575 --> 00:44:27,142
(GRUNTING)
968
00:44:28,230 --> 00:44:30,058
(STRAINING)
969
00:44:30,101 --> 00:44:32,060
- ♪ More, more, more...
- (KEVIN GASPS)
970
00:44:32,103 --> 00:44:33,801
Mini-Boss.
971
00:44:33,844 --> 00:44:36,717
(ALL GRUNTING)
972
00:44:37,761 --> 00:44:38,980
(YELLS)
973
00:44:39,023 --> 00:44:41,025
- (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
- Stuart.
974
00:44:41,069 --> 00:44:42,592
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
975
00:44:42,635 --> 00:44:44,681
- Mini-Boss.
- No, no, no. (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
976
00:44:44,725 --> 00:44:46,204
Okay, okay.
977
00:44:46,248 --> 00:44:49,468
- (GASPING)
- (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
978
00:44:49,512 --> 00:44:51,557
(GRUNTING)
979
00:44:52,907 --> 00:44:54,735
(YELLS)
980
00:44:54,778 --> 00:44:56,737
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
981
00:44:56,780 --> 00:44:58,173
(IMITATES BIRD CALL)
982
00:44:58,216 --> 00:45:00,262
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
983
00:45:01,829 --> 00:45:03,395
Uh, uh...
984
00:45:03,439 --> 00:45:06,442
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
985
00:45:06,485 --> 00:45:08,357
Okay. Go, go, go.
986
00:45:10,272 --> 00:45:12,927
- (MINIONS GASP)
- Hmm.
987
00:45:13,928 --> 00:45:15,146
Hey. Go, go, go.
988
00:45:15,190 --> 00:45:17,105
(GRUNTS)
989
00:45:17,148 --> 00:45:18,889
- Huh?
- (BOB SNEEZES)
990
00:45:18,933 --> 00:45:22,023
Hey, wait a minute.
991
00:45:22,066 --> 00:45:24,199
(WHIMPERS) Bello.
992
00:45:24,242 --> 00:45:25,635
- Oh, no! (GASPS)
- (YELLING)
993
00:45:25,678 --> 00:45:27,768
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
994
00:45:28,812 --> 00:45:30,161
(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
995
00:45:30,205 --> 00:45:31,554
(WHIMPERING)
996
00:45:31,597 --> 00:45:33,251
Trespassers!
997
00:45:33,295 --> 00:45:34,252
Get 'em!
998
00:45:34,296 --> 00:45:35,427
Hey, you. Come back here!
999
00:45:35,471 --> 00:45:37,255
(PANICKED WHIMPERING)
1000
00:45:38,517 --> 00:45:40,563
- Go, go!
- (HENCHMEN GRUNTING)
1001
00:45:42,086 --> 00:45:44,132
(WHIMPERING, YELLING)
1002
00:45:45,350 --> 00:45:46,743
(SCREAMING)
1003
00:45:46,787 --> 00:45:48,832
(PAINED GRUNTING)
1004
00:45:48,876 --> 00:45:50,616
Kevin! Oh, okay.
1005
00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:52,575
(LAUGHS)
1006
00:45:52,618 --> 00:45:54,316
(MINIONS CHATTERING)
1007
00:45:54,359 --> 00:45:56,057
(HENCHMEN PANTING)
1008
00:45:56,100 --> 00:45:58,363
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
1009
00:45:59,712 --> 00:46:01,366
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1010
00:46:07,895 --> 00:46:10,071
(FRIGHTENED WHIMPERING)
1011
00:46:10,114 --> 00:46:12,508
Get your little butts back here!
1012
00:46:12,551 --> 00:46:14,075
(SHOUTING IN MINIONESE)
1013
00:46:14,118 --> 00:46:15,772
(PEOPLE GASPING)
1014
00:46:15,816 --> 00:46:18,601
(CHIMES TINKLING)
1015
00:46:18,644 --> 00:46:22,474
Okay, now, you might feel
a little pinch.
1016
00:46:22,518 --> 00:46:24,215
(MINIONS YELLING)
1017
00:46:24,259 --> 00:46:25,913
(HENCHMEN GRUNTING)
1018
00:46:25,956 --> 00:46:27,262
(PANTS, SCREAMS)
1019
00:46:27,305 --> 00:46:29,046
- (WHIMPERS)
- (HENCHMEN CHUCKLING)
1020
00:46:29,090 --> 00:46:30,482
Got you now.
1021
00:46:30,526 --> 00:46:33,877
Time to break some bones.
1022
00:46:33,921 --> 00:46:35,444
(GRUNTS FIERCELY)
1023
00:46:35,487 --> 00:46:37,533
(GRUNTING)
1024
00:46:40,666 --> 00:46:42,407
Any plans for the weekend?
1025
00:46:42,451 --> 00:46:43,713
(GRUNTS)
1026
00:46:44,627 --> 00:46:46,759
(WHIMPERS, YELLS)
1027
00:46:46,803 --> 00:46:48,805
(SIGHS)
1028
00:46:48,849 --> 00:46:51,547
Take five deep breaths.
1029
00:46:51,590 --> 00:46:53,462
(WHISPERS) I'll be right back.
1030
00:46:53,505 --> 00:46:55,638
- (ALL GRUNTING)
- Hey!
1031
00:46:55,681 --> 00:46:58,597
You like picking
on little guys, huh?
1032
00:46:58,641 --> 00:47:01,165
- Go take a nap, old lady.
- (HENCHMEN LAUGHING)
1033
00:47:01,209 --> 00:47:02,558
Old lady?
1034
00:47:07,998 --> 00:47:09,870
- (WHOOPS FIERCELY)
- (GROANS)
1035
00:47:11,915 --> 00:47:15,876
I am a master of the ancient
Shaolin art of kung fu.
1036
00:47:15,919 --> 00:47:16,964
Ah.
1037
00:47:17,007 --> 00:47:18,356
(HENCHMEN YELL)
1038
00:47:19,575 --> 00:47:21,620
(GRUNTING AND GROANING)
1039
00:47:28,453 --> 00:47:29,672
Huh?
1040
00:47:29,715 --> 00:47:30,891
(GROANS)
1041
00:47:30,934 --> 00:47:32,153
(GASPING)
1042
00:47:33,154 --> 00:47:35,547
(WHOOPING FIERCELY)
1043
00:47:35,591 --> 00:47:37,071
Ha-ha!
1044
00:47:43,077 --> 00:47:46,471
(DEEP YELL)
1045
00:47:46,515 --> 00:47:47,951
(SIGHING,
MUTTERING IN MINIONESE)
1046
00:47:47,995 --> 00:47:50,214
Get lost! (CHUCKLES)
1047
00:47:50,258 --> 00:47:51,824
(ALL LAUGHING)
1048
00:47:51,868 --> 00:47:53,739
(BLOWS RASPBERRY, GIGGLES)
1049
00:47:53,783 --> 00:47:57,178
If you come back
to our place, you're dead.
1050
00:47:57,221 --> 00:47:58,701
Uh, come-ay.
1051
00:47:58,744 --> 00:48:00,224
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1052
00:48:00,268 --> 00:48:02,879
(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
1053
00:48:02,923 --> 00:48:04,315
KEVIN: Oh, pank you.
1054
00:48:04,359 --> 00:48:06,274
Pank you...
(CONTINUES IN MINIONESE)
1055
00:48:06,317 --> 00:48:07,536
(SHUSHES)
1056
00:48:07,579 --> 00:48:09,930
You can thank me by going away.
1057
00:48:09,973 --> 00:48:11,322
I'm working.
1058
00:48:11,366 --> 00:48:13,977
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
...kung fu...
1059
00:48:14,021 --> 00:48:16,371
You want to learn kung fu?
1060
00:48:16,414 --> 00:48:17,676
(LAUGHS)
1061
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,678
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1062
00:48:19,722 --> 00:48:21,942
Bello, chica.
(CONTINUES IN MINIONESE)
1063
00:48:21,985 --> 00:48:23,682
...kung fu
por smoochie, smoochie?
1064
00:48:23,726 --> 00:48:25,684
Mm, mm.
1065
00:48:25,728 --> 00:48:26,947
(YELLS)
1066
00:48:27,860 --> 00:48:29,471
(GRUNTS, SHOUTS IN MINIONESE)
1067
00:48:29,514 --> 00:48:30,994
(GRUNTS, SCREAMS)
1068
00:48:31,038 --> 00:48:32,909
My teaching days are over.
1069
00:48:32,953 --> 00:48:35,303
This is my life now.
1070
00:48:36,347 --> 00:48:38,001
(BOB WHIMPERS, SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1071
00:48:40,308 --> 00:48:43,398
...kung fu para...
para save-a le Mini-Boss.
1072
00:48:43,441 --> 00:48:45,530
P-Por favor.
1073
00:48:47,793 --> 00:48:49,752
(WHIMPERING)
1074
00:48:49,795 --> 00:48:52,015
(ALL WHIMPERING)
1075
00:48:52,059 --> 00:48:53,712
Ai-ya.
1076
00:48:53,756 --> 00:48:54,975
Fine.
1077
00:48:55,018 --> 00:48:56,585
I will teach you.
1078
00:48:56,628 --> 00:48:58,848
(CHEERING, LAUGHING)
1079
00:49:00,806 --> 00:49:01,982
- GRU'S MOM: Hey!
- (GRUNTS)
1080
00:49:02,025 --> 00:49:03,089
- (GASPS)
- Those are not for you.
1081
00:49:03,113 --> 00:49:04,723
Uh, excuse-a, excuse-a.
1082
00:49:04,767 --> 00:49:07,422
The name of the game
is sell, sell, sell!
1083
00:49:07,465 --> 00:49:09,032
(WHIMPERS)
1084
00:49:09,076 --> 00:49:11,121
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1085
00:49:12,601 --> 00:49:14,385
- (MAKES SOUND OF FLATULENCE)
- (LAUGHING)
1086
00:49:14,429 --> 00:49:16,059
(PLAYS MELODY FROM CLOSE
ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND)
1087
00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:17,910
MINIONS: ♪ Ah...
1088
00:49:17,954 --> 00:49:20,087
- (RUMBLING)
- (GASPING)
1089
00:49:20,130 --> 00:49:21,740
(POWER SAW BUZZING)
1090
00:49:21,784 --> 00:49:23,829
What?!
1091
00:49:25,831 --> 00:49:27,833
- (GRUNTS)
- (GUESTS SCREAMING)
1092
00:49:27,877 --> 00:49:30,488
(YELLS, GRUNTS FIERCELY)
1093
00:49:30,532 --> 00:49:32,751
(GUESTS AND MINIONS SCREAMING)
1094
00:49:32,795 --> 00:49:34,579
Where's Gru?
1095
00:49:34,623 --> 00:49:36,059
Huh? How should I know?
1096
00:49:36,103 --> 00:49:37,539
What's with the costumes?
1097
00:49:37,582 --> 00:49:39,497
Halloween was four months ago.
1098
00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:41,499
You look stupid. Buzz off.
1099
00:49:41,543 --> 00:49:42,718
- Shoo!
- (YELPS)
1100
00:49:42,761 --> 00:49:44,415
I'm getting my meat tenderizer.
1101
00:49:44,459 --> 00:49:46,678
Let me help you
with that, dearie.
1102
00:49:46,722 --> 00:49:48,289
GRU'S MOM:
Uh-uh-uh. Don't touch me.
1103
00:49:48,332 --> 00:49:49,986
- Now, where's the boy?
- (GASPING)
1104
00:49:50,030 --> 00:49:52,597
(WHIMPERING, SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1105
00:49:52,641 --> 00:49:54,425
Oh, I didn't mean to scare you.
1106
00:49:54,469 --> 00:49:57,254
Don't worry.
We're not mad at him.
1107
00:49:57,298 --> 00:49:59,213
We just want to...
1108
00:49:59,256 --> 00:50:00,866
hire him.
1109
00:50:00,910 --> 00:50:03,521
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1110
00:50:03,565 --> 00:50:05,393
Where is he?
1111
00:50:05,436 --> 00:50:07,395
Wild Knuckles, San Pan-pisco.
1112
00:50:07,438 --> 00:50:09,266
Wild Knuckles is alive?
1113
00:50:09,310 --> 00:50:11,355
And working with the kid.
1114
00:50:11,399 --> 00:50:12,661
- Hmm.
- Oh.
1115
00:50:12,704 --> 00:50:14,445
We're going to San Francisco.
1116
00:50:14,489 --> 00:50:17,100
- (LAUGHING)
- Let's hit it.
1117
00:50:17,144 --> 00:50:19,494
(ANGELIC CHOIR SINGS)
1118
00:50:19,537 --> 00:50:21,931
(GRU'S MOM WHIMPERING)
1119
00:50:21,974 --> 00:50:24,847
You had better be paying
for my roof.
1120
00:50:24,890 --> 00:50:27,067
MINIONS: Ay, ay, ay.
1121
00:50:28,111 --> 00:50:30,331
- MINIONS: Ooh.
- Pretty groovy, huh?
1122
00:50:30,374 --> 00:50:33,247
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1123
00:50:33,290 --> 00:50:35,510
- (GASPING)
- (MASTER CHOW GRUNTS)
1124
00:50:37,338 --> 00:50:39,731
We begin with a basic kick.
1125
00:50:39,775 --> 00:50:41,907
(WHOOPS FIERCELY)
Now you.
1126
00:50:41,951 --> 00:50:43,953
(ALL WHOOP WEAKLY)
1127
00:50:43,996 --> 00:50:45,955
(GRUNTS, WHOOPS)
1128
00:50:45,998 --> 00:50:47,478
Okay.
1129
00:50:47,522 --> 00:50:48,914
No kicking.
1130
00:50:48,958 --> 00:50:51,569
This is a melon hammer.
It's a weapon.
1131
00:50:51,613 --> 00:50:54,268
This is Fred. He is a dummy.
1132
00:50:54,311 --> 00:50:57,097
Never underestimate a dummy.
1133
00:50:57,140 --> 00:50:59,490
- Ha. Dummy.
- Bello, Fred.
1134
00:50:59,534 --> 00:51:02,189
- Now attack!
- (SHOUTING IN MINIONESE)
1135
00:51:03,929 --> 00:51:05,975
(GRUNTING)
1136
00:51:08,717 --> 00:51:11,589
(CHEERING, WHOOPING)
Stuart! Stuart!
1137
00:51:14,026 --> 00:51:15,115
(BIRDS TWITTERING)
1138
00:51:15,158 --> 00:51:17,334
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
1139
00:51:19,336 --> 00:51:21,338
(MUTTERING ANGRILY IN MINIONESE)
1140
00:51:21,382 --> 00:51:23,471
Fred. (GROANS)
1141
00:51:23,514 --> 00:51:26,952
Doubt tells me
I cannot break this wood.
1142
00:51:26,996 --> 00:51:28,171
Uh-huh.
1143
00:51:28,215 --> 00:51:30,695
But doubt exists
only in the mind.
1144
00:51:30,739 --> 00:51:33,437
You know what I say to my mind?
1145
00:51:33,481 --> 00:51:35,352
(WHOOPS FIERCELY)
1146
00:51:35,396 --> 00:51:37,267
Now you.
1147
00:51:37,311 --> 00:51:38,660
Uh, uh...
1148
00:51:38,703 --> 00:51:40,052
- Huh?
- Mm-hmm.
1149
00:51:40,096 --> 00:51:41,532
(GROANS, GRUNTS)
1150
00:51:41,576 --> 00:51:43,534
(YELLS)
1151
00:51:43,578 --> 00:51:44,840
(YELLING)
1152
00:51:44,883 --> 00:51:46,537
(WHIMPERS)
1153
00:51:46,581 --> 00:51:49,453
(SIGHS) Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.
1154
00:51:49,497 --> 00:51:52,587
- (GRUNTS)
- (KEVIN WHIMPERING)
1155
00:51:52,630 --> 00:51:54,676
- (YELLING)
- (KEVIN SCREAMING)
1156
00:51:58,419 --> 00:52:00,856
(SHOUTING ANGRILY IN MINIONESE)
1157
00:52:02,031 --> 00:52:03,206
(CHUCKLES)
1158
00:52:04,294 --> 00:52:07,079
- (PAINED GRUNT)
- (GASPS, WHIMPERS)
1159
00:52:07,123 --> 00:52:10,257
Okay. Clearly, we are not
ready for philosophy.
1160
00:52:10,300 --> 00:52:12,215
Let's just train.
1161
00:52:12,259 --> 00:52:14,217
(GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY)
1162
00:52:14,261 --> 00:52:16,263
("FUNKYTOWN" BY LIPPS, INC.
PLAYING)
1163
00:52:21,442 --> 00:52:24,706
- Ho, hey! Ho, hey!
- ♪ A-won't you take me to
1164
00:52:24,749 --> 00:52:26,490
- ♪ Funkytown...
- Ooh! Ho, hey!
1165
00:52:26,534 --> 00:52:27,752
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- (GRUNTS)
1166
00:52:27,796 --> 00:52:29,232
Oh, whoa, whoa,
okay, okay, okay.
1167
00:52:29,276 --> 00:52:31,582
(GRUNTING WEAKLY)
1168
00:52:33,845 --> 00:52:35,630
- ♪ Town.
- Yeah!
1169
00:52:35,673 --> 00:52:37,414
- ♪ Won't you take me to.
- ALL: Yeah!
1170
00:52:37,458 --> 00:52:41,157
- ♪ Funkytown...
- Hoo! Ha! Hoo! Ha!
1171
00:52:41,201 --> 00:52:42,724
Hoo!
1172
00:52:42,767 --> 00:52:45,074
- (ALL SCREAMING, WHIMPERING)
- (MUSIC STOPS)
1173
00:52:46,510 --> 00:52:48,338
- (STICK CLATTERS)
- (KEVIN SCREAMS, EXCLAIMS)
1174
00:52:48,382 --> 00:52:49,948
- Huh?
- Rest up.
1175
00:52:49,992 --> 00:52:53,778
Tomorrow's going to be
even worse.
1176
00:52:53,822 --> 00:52:55,954
WILD KNUCKLES:
What, you're quitting?
1177
00:52:55,998 --> 00:52:58,261
I told you,
when I get that stone,
1178
00:52:58,305 --> 00:52:59,784
we're gonna be unstoppable.
1179
00:52:59,828 --> 00:53:01,482
I have had enough!
1180
00:53:01,525 --> 00:53:04,136
There's nothing sadder
than an aging villain.
1181
00:53:04,180 --> 00:53:06,008
So long, old man!
1182
00:53:06,051 --> 00:53:07,575
Guys, come on.
1183
00:53:07,618 --> 00:53:09,707
- We're a team.
- (DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
1184
00:53:09,751 --> 00:53:11,796
("MORE, MORE, MORE"
PLAYING IN OTHER ROOM)
1185
00:53:14,146 --> 00:53:16,061
♪ More, more, more
1186
00:53:16,105 --> 00:53:18,063
- ♪ How do you like...
- (MUSIC STOPS)
1187
00:53:18,107 --> 00:53:19,717
(WEAKLY) ♪ How do you like it?
1188
00:53:19,761 --> 00:53:21,545
♪ How do you like...
(GROANS)
1189
00:53:21,589 --> 00:53:23,460
Is this heaven?
1190
00:53:23,504 --> 00:53:25,462
I just had to fire my henchmen.
1191
00:53:25,506 --> 00:53:28,726
You know why? 'Cause they
weren't getting the job done.
1192
00:53:28,770 --> 00:53:30,641
Okay, I'm just gonna
untie you now
1193
00:53:30,685 --> 00:53:32,295
because I-I, uh...
1194
00:53:32,339 --> 00:53:35,298
I-I need you to do some stuff
for me around the house.
1195
00:53:35,342 --> 00:53:38,432
And it might be, you know, uh,
kind of nice to have a...
1196
00:53:38,475 --> 00:53:40,303
a little company around here.
1197
00:53:40,347 --> 00:53:41,652
Oh. Oh, yeah.
1198
00:53:41,696 --> 00:53:45,265
Two villains
just doing some chores.
1199
00:53:45,308 --> 00:53:47,745
Who knows what kind of trouble
we could get into?
1200
00:53:47,789 --> 00:53:49,617
(CHUCKLES, YELPS)
1201
00:53:49,660 --> 00:53:52,228
What's that?
That's your evil chuckle?
1202
00:53:52,272 --> 00:53:54,883
- Obviously.
- Well, it stinks.
1203
00:53:54,926 --> 00:53:57,102
You sound like a clown
who swallowed a kazoo.
1204
00:53:57,146 --> 00:53:59,322
Really?
Well, you look like a wizard
1205
00:53:59,366 --> 00:54:01,585
going through
an end-of-life crisis.
1206
00:54:01,629 --> 00:54:04,196
- (YELPS)
- Easy there, Don Rickles.
1207
00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:06,286
GRU: Who's Don Rickles?
1208
00:54:08,723 --> 00:54:10,768
(WEAKLY) Stone-a.
1209
00:54:11,726 --> 00:54:13,858
Stone-a.
1210
00:54:14,859 --> 00:54:16,513
(EXHAUSTED GROANING)
1211
00:54:16,557 --> 00:54:18,602
Stone-a!
1212
00:54:20,648 --> 00:54:23,651
Stone-a...
1213
00:54:23,694 --> 00:54:25,740
♪
1214
00:54:27,872 --> 00:54:30,092
(LAUGHING) Dude.
1215
00:54:30,135 --> 00:54:32,312
Ah, I thought we lost you there
for a minute.
1216
00:54:32,355 --> 00:54:34,444
Hey, chill, chill,
ch-chill, ch...
1217
00:54:34,488 --> 00:54:36,074
- (SPEAKS MINIONESE FRANTICALLY)
- (CHUCKLING)
1218
00:54:36,098 --> 00:54:39,188
Hey, you want to try this on,
little dude?
1219
00:54:39,231 --> 00:54:41,408
(LAUGHING, CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
1220
00:54:41,451 --> 00:54:43,105
La stone-a!
1221
00:54:43,148 --> 00:54:45,977
Hey, hey, hey, soul brother,
where you jettin' off to?
1222
00:54:46,021 --> 00:54:48,197
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...San Pan-pisco.
1223
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:50,242
Ha! Frisco disco!
1224
00:54:50,286 --> 00:54:52,114
- Wow.
- It's your lucky day, kid.
1225
00:54:52,157 --> 00:54:53,594
I'm headed up the coast.
1226
00:54:53,637 --> 00:54:55,267
- I could drop you off on the way.
- (GASPS)
1227
00:54:55,291 --> 00:54:57,119
Yee-haw!
1228
00:54:57,162 --> 00:54:59,774
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1229
00:54:59,817 --> 00:55:02,254
("DANCE TO THE MUSIC" BY H.E.R.
PLAYING)
1230
00:55:03,473 --> 00:55:06,084
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
...la stone-a!
1231
00:55:06,128 --> 00:55:09,697
Oh, look-a!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE, WHOOPS)
1232
00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:12,134
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1233
00:55:13,135 --> 00:55:14,832
(SHOUTS IN MINIONESE, LAUGHS)
1234
00:55:14,876 --> 00:55:17,313
- Huh? Hey. (EXCLAIMS)
- (LAUGHS)
1235
00:55:17,357 --> 00:55:19,620
(SPUTTERS, YELLS)
1236
00:55:19,663 --> 00:55:21,839
(SPUTTERING)
1237
00:55:21,883 --> 00:55:24,364
(OTTO WHOOPING)
1238
00:55:24,407 --> 00:55:26,148
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1239
00:55:26,191 --> 00:55:27,715
(HONKS HORN)
1240
00:55:28,716 --> 00:55:30,500
(IMITATES BLARING HORN)
1241
00:55:32,633 --> 00:55:35,679
- (LAUGHS)
- (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1242
00:55:41,903 --> 00:55:43,339
Start with the pool.
1243
00:55:43,383 --> 00:55:44,838
This place has got to be
spick-and-span.
1244
00:55:44,862 --> 00:55:46,211
GRU: What are you doing?
1245
00:55:46,255 --> 00:55:47,778
You look like
the overcooked turkey
1246
00:55:47,822 --> 00:55:49,693
my mom makes on Thanksgiving.
1247
00:55:49,737 --> 00:55:51,303
(CHUCKLES, SCREAMS)
1248
00:55:51,347 --> 00:55:52,827
Oh, God.
1249
00:55:52,870 --> 00:55:55,177
Oh, yeah.
I forgot to mention,
1250
00:55:55,220 --> 00:55:58,528
the pool is filled
with my pet crocodiles.
1251
00:55:58,572 --> 00:56:00,922
(GRU YELPING)
1252
00:56:00,965 --> 00:56:03,577
Yeah, well, well,
doesn't scare me.
1253
00:56:04,491 --> 00:56:06,362
(GASPS, GRUNTS)
1254
00:56:06,406 --> 00:56:08,538
Be careful.
I can't have you lose an arm,
1255
00:56:08,582 --> 00:56:11,280
because I need you to change
some light bulbs after this.
1256
00:56:11,323 --> 00:56:14,414
Here, let me show you
how it's done.
1257
00:56:16,111 --> 00:56:17,982
Betsy, knock it off.
1258
00:56:18,940 --> 00:56:20,550
(GRUNTS) Hey!
1259
00:56:20,594 --> 00:56:22,291
Whoa! Oh, no. (GRUNTS)
1260
00:56:24,293 --> 00:56:27,470
(GRUNTS)
Marvin, no, no. Stop that.
1261
00:56:27,514 --> 00:56:29,124
(WILD KNUCKLES YELLING)
1262
00:56:29,167 --> 00:56:30,995
Whoa. Help! Oh, no.
1263
00:56:31,039 --> 00:56:33,128
- The net!
- (GROANS)
1264
00:56:34,129 --> 00:56:36,392
I got you! I got you!
1265
00:56:36,436 --> 00:56:39,003
- (GRUNTS, SCREAMS)
- I don't got you.
1266
00:56:40,265 --> 00:56:42,659
(GRUNTS)
1267
00:56:42,703 --> 00:56:43,791
Take my hand.
1268
00:56:43,834 --> 00:56:46,489
- Whoa. Whoa.
- (STRAINING)
1269
00:56:46,533 --> 00:56:48,360
- I got you!
- (YELLS)
1270
00:56:50,841 --> 00:56:52,887
(LOW GROWLING)
1271
00:56:54,192 --> 00:56:56,238
(BOTH SIGH IN RELIEF)
1272
00:56:56,281 --> 00:56:57,848
(BOTH PANTING)
1273
00:56:57,892 --> 00:57:00,808
You could've run,
but you... but you didn't.
1274
00:57:00,851 --> 00:57:04,812
I told you, you are my
favorite villain in the world.
1275
00:57:04,855 --> 00:57:08,511
I could not let you
get eaten by crocodiles.
1276
00:57:08,555 --> 00:57:11,296
Even though that would've been
kind of cool to watch.
1277
00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:15,562
So... so you want to be
a great villain, huh?
1278
00:57:15,605 --> 00:57:18,739
(GASPS)
That's all I ever wanted.
1279
00:57:18,782 --> 00:57:21,393
You want, uh...
I don't know, you want me...
1280
00:57:21,437 --> 00:57:23,918
you want me to teach you
a thing or two?
1281
00:57:23,961 --> 00:57:26,486
Mm-hmm-hmm!
1282
00:57:26,529 --> 00:57:29,880
MASTER CHOW: (ECHOING)
Many fighters have asked me,
1283
00:57:29,924 --> 00:57:33,405
how did I become a great master?
1284
00:57:33,449 --> 00:57:34,885
(GASPS) Hey, look-a!
1285
00:57:39,586 --> 00:57:41,588
(GRUNTING)
1286
00:57:44,982 --> 00:57:49,378
Even the smallest of us
are capable of great things.
1287
00:57:49,421 --> 00:57:51,772
You just dig down deep,
1288
00:57:51,815 --> 00:57:54,775
find your inner beast, and...
1289
00:57:54,818 --> 00:57:56,603
(ROARS)
1290
00:57:59,780 --> 00:58:02,173
Uh... gesundheit?
1291
00:58:02,217 --> 00:58:04,219
Now you try.
1292
00:58:04,262 --> 00:58:05,655
Uh...
1293
00:58:05,699 --> 00:58:07,744
(YELLS)
1294
00:58:07,788 --> 00:58:09,572
(COUGHS)
1295
00:58:09,616 --> 00:58:11,313
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
1296
00:58:11,356 --> 00:58:14,142
(SNARLING PLAYFULLY)
1297
00:58:15,099 --> 00:58:16,840
(SIGHS)
1298
00:58:20,888 --> 00:58:22,498
Find your inner beast!
1299
00:58:22,542 --> 00:58:24,413
(SPEAKING MINIONESE
FRANTICALLY, WHIMPERING)
1300
00:58:24,456 --> 00:58:25,806
Stop this kick.
1301
00:58:25,849 --> 00:58:27,938
(DISTORTED GRUNT)
1302
00:58:27,982 --> 00:58:29,853
(SCREAMS)
1303
00:58:29,897 --> 00:58:31,159
(GROANS WEAKLY)
1304
00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:35,076
We have a lot more work to do.
1305
00:58:35,119 --> 00:58:36,338
(BOB CHUCKLES)
1306
00:58:36,381 --> 00:58:38,819
(GRUNTING FIERCELY)
1307
00:58:38,862 --> 00:58:40,124
(STUART GROANS)
1308
00:58:40,168 --> 00:58:41,648
(WHOOPS FIERCELY)
1309
00:58:41,691 --> 00:58:44,564
(MINIONS GRUNTING)
1310
00:58:44,607 --> 00:58:46,914
("BORN TO BE ALIVE"
BY JACKSON WANG PLAYING)
1311
00:58:46,957 --> 00:58:48,393
(BOB YELLS EXCITEDLY)
1312
00:58:48,437 --> 00:58:50,178
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1313
00:58:50,221 --> 00:58:52,397
(GRUNTING)
1314
00:58:52,441 --> 00:58:54,791
(GRUNTING, SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1315
00:58:54,835 --> 00:58:56,880
(SPEAKING FRANTICALLY
IN MINIONESE)
1316
00:58:57,881 --> 00:58:59,448
(FRIGHTENED WHIMPERING)
1317
00:58:59,491 --> 00:59:01,624
(GRUNTS)
1318
00:59:01,668 --> 00:59:02,930
(VOCALIZES)
1319
00:59:02,973 --> 00:59:04,671
(SEAL BARKS)
1320
00:59:04,714 --> 00:59:06,673
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1321
00:59:06,716 --> 00:59:08,370
- (LAUGHING)
- (SEAL GRUNTS)
1322
00:59:08,413 --> 00:59:10,590
- (SCREAMS)
- (BARKING)
1323
00:59:10,633 --> 00:59:12,896
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1324
00:59:12,940 --> 00:59:15,420
(SNEEZES)
1325
00:59:15,464 --> 00:59:17,945
(SPEAKS MINIONESE,
CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1326
00:59:19,033 --> 00:59:20,643
(HOLLOW THUMPING)
1327
00:59:27,084 --> 00:59:29,652
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1328
00:59:29,696 --> 00:59:32,263
(CHUCKLING)
1329
00:59:32,307 --> 00:59:34,135
(SHOUTS IN MINIONESE)
1330
00:59:34,178 --> 00:59:35,832
(YELLING PLAYFULLY)
1331
00:59:35,876 --> 00:59:37,747
Eh? Eh? (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1332
00:59:38,748 --> 00:59:40,445
(GRUNTS FIERCELY)
1333
00:59:40,489 --> 00:59:42,665
- (MINIONS GRUNTING WEAKLY)
- (STUART PASSES GAS)
1334
00:59:42,709 --> 00:59:44,667
(MINIONS SCREAMING)
1335
00:59:44,711 --> 00:59:48,453
Kevin, Stuart and Bob,
you are ready.
1336
00:59:48,497 --> 00:59:50,934
(GASPING, CHEERING)
1337
00:59:50,978 --> 00:59:52,370
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1338
00:59:52,414 --> 00:59:54,111
No, no, no, no, no!
1339
00:59:54,155 --> 00:59:57,549
Ready for your junior kung fu
achievement badges.
1340
00:59:57,593 --> 01:00:00,030
(SIGHS) They're dead.
1341
01:00:05,470 --> 01:00:08,430
First rule of heists:
Always stay in character.
1342
01:00:08,473 --> 01:00:10,258
Got it, Grandpa.
1343
01:00:13,522 --> 01:00:15,567
Say, do you mind
if we use the john?
1344
01:00:15,611 --> 01:00:18,701
Poindexter here can't
hold it in till we get home.
1345
01:00:18,745 --> 01:00:20,224
Uh-huh.
1346
01:00:25,926 --> 01:00:27,971
(DEVICE WHIRS, BEEPS)
1347
01:00:32,454 --> 01:00:35,892
(GASPS) The Bank of Evil.
1348
01:00:35,936 --> 01:00:37,981
(QUIET CHATTER)
1349
01:00:46,294 --> 01:00:48,252
It's showtime, kid.
1350
01:00:48,296 --> 01:00:51,038
Follow my lead,
and don't forget your cue.
1351
01:00:53,127 --> 01:00:55,346
Hello. I, uh...
I just need to cash this.
1352
01:00:55,390 --> 01:00:58,262
Oh, wowie zowie!
What a big bank.
1353
01:00:58,306 --> 01:01:01,091
How many security guards
are in here?
1354
01:01:01,135 --> 01:01:02,658
Who's this little guy?
1355
01:01:02,702 --> 01:01:05,400
Well, that's my grandson,
who still has not learned
1356
01:01:05,443 --> 01:01:08,446
that children should be seen
and not heard.
1357
01:01:08,490 --> 01:01:10,274
(CHUCKLES) Kids.
1358
01:01:10,318 --> 01:01:12,363
I actually have a son of my own.
1359
01:01:12,407 --> 01:01:14,757
(GROANS) He looks weird.
1360
01:01:14,801 --> 01:01:16,716
(CHUCKLING)
Oh, don't listen to him.
1361
01:01:16,759 --> 01:01:20,197
Your son is very, uh, cute.
1362
01:01:20,241 --> 01:01:21,808
MR. PERKINS: Hmm.
1363
01:01:21,851 --> 01:01:24,245
(YELLS) Oh, no!
1364
01:01:24,288 --> 01:01:25,812
- (GROANING)
- MR. PERKINS: Oh.
1365
01:01:25,855 --> 01:01:28,249
Oh, help!
I'm seeing a white light.
1366
01:01:28,292 --> 01:01:31,861
Helen, I'm coming for ya!
1367
01:01:34,255 --> 01:01:37,127
Helen, I'm coming for ya.
1368
01:01:37,171 --> 01:01:38,520
Oh. Help!
1369
01:01:38,563 --> 01:01:41,392
- (GROANING)
- Help my-my pop-pop!
1370
01:01:41,436 --> 01:01:43,960
Somebody help him!
1371
01:01:44,004 --> 01:01:45,222
Huh?
1372
01:01:45,266 --> 01:01:46,571
My grandpa!
1373
01:01:46,615 --> 01:01:47,853
- GUARD: We need a doctor!
- (CHUCKLES)
1374
01:01:47,877 --> 01:01:49,923
This is the big one.
1375
01:01:49,966 --> 01:01:52,273
- Whoa! (YELLS)
- GUARD: Oh.
1376
01:01:53,491 --> 01:01:55,363
WILD KNUCKLES: You hear that?
1377
01:01:55,406 --> 01:01:57,626
It's the sweet sound of angels.
1378
01:01:58,975 --> 01:02:00,847
- Help!
- (GRUNTS)
1379
01:02:00,890 --> 01:02:02,239
Do something!
1380
01:02:02,283 --> 01:02:04,589
My life is flashing
before my eyes.
1381
01:02:04,633 --> 01:02:06,548
(GRUNTS)
1382
01:02:12,380 --> 01:02:13,947
(BEEPS)
1383
01:02:14,948 --> 01:02:17,080
(GRUNTING)
1384
01:02:17,124 --> 01:02:19,474
WILD KNUCKLES:
No, no, no. The other way.
1385
01:02:19,517 --> 01:02:21,128
The other way. (GROANS)
1386
01:02:21,171 --> 01:02:23,391
(STRAINED GRUNTING)
1387
01:02:23,434 --> 01:02:24,871
(WHIMPERS, SCREAMS)
1388
01:02:24,914 --> 01:02:26,698
All right, everyone stand back.
1389
01:02:26,742 --> 01:02:28,613
- (WHIRRING)
- Uh-oh.
1390
01:02:28,657 --> 01:02:29,677
- Clear!
- No, wait a minute. Wait.
1391
01:02:29,701 --> 01:02:31,573
(GRUNTS RAPIDLY, GROANS)
1392
01:02:31,616 --> 01:02:33,183
(PEOPLE GASPING)
1393
01:02:33,227 --> 01:02:35,229
Don't give up on me now, buddy.
1394
01:02:35,272 --> 01:02:36,970
No, no, no, I'm feeling better.
1395
01:02:37,013 --> 01:02:39,581
- Clear!
- (RAPID GRUNTING)
1396
01:02:39,624 --> 01:02:41,670
Maximum charge.
1397
01:02:41,713 --> 01:02:43,237
- Clear!
- Thank you.
1398
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:45,630
You saved my grandpa.
1399
01:02:45,674 --> 01:02:48,285
Uh, did we...
did we do the heist?
1400
01:02:48,329 --> 01:02:49,852
(GRU CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1401
01:02:49,896 --> 01:02:52,855
Grandpas say
the darndest things.
1402
01:02:52,899 --> 01:02:54,857
- You dropped these.
- Um...
1403
01:02:54,901 --> 01:02:57,817
(WILD KNUCKLES GROANING)
1404
01:02:58,818 --> 01:03:00,384
Look what I got!
1405
01:03:00,428 --> 01:03:02,169
Hey. Not bad.
1406
01:03:02,212 --> 01:03:03,692
Not bad at all.
1407
01:03:03,735 --> 01:03:05,215
We make a good team.
1408
01:03:05,259 --> 01:03:06,608
We do?
1409
01:03:06,651 --> 01:03:08,915
Oh, yeah.
Hey, we got to keep at it.
1410
01:03:08,958 --> 01:03:11,091
Wait till you see what
I'm gonna teach you next.
1411
01:03:11,134 --> 01:03:13,354
I cannot wait.
1412
01:03:13,397 --> 01:03:15,835
WILD KNUCKLES:
Oh, this is gonna be fun.
1413
01:03:19,012 --> 01:03:20,622
(STUART GRUNTING RAPIDLY)
1414
01:03:20,665 --> 01:03:21,971
BOB: Mm-hmm.
1415
01:03:22,972 --> 01:03:25,061
(WHOOPING FIERCELY)
1416
01:03:28,282 --> 01:03:29,544
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1417
01:03:29,587 --> 01:03:30,893
(ALL GRUNT)
1418
01:03:37,465 --> 01:03:39,032
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1419
01:03:39,075 --> 01:03:41,599
(GRUNTS, YELLS)
1420
01:03:42,949 --> 01:03:45,386
- (PANTING)
- Yoo-hoo. Mini-Boss.
1421
01:03:45,429 --> 01:03:47,040
Okay, Stuart...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1422
01:03:47,083 --> 01:03:48,824
Bob... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1423
01:03:48,868 --> 01:03:50,870
- Time to strike!
- (ENGINE REVVING)
1424
01:03:54,308 --> 01:03:55,744
- Mini-Boss!
- Yoo-hoo.
1425
01:03:55,787 --> 01:03:56,919
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1426
01:03:56,963 --> 01:03:58,921
- (HEAVY THUMPING)
- (GASPING)
1427
01:04:04,187 --> 01:04:06,233
(SCREAMING,
SHOUTING IN MINIONESE)
1428
01:04:07,887 --> 01:04:10,454
(DEEP, MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
1429
01:04:10,498 --> 01:04:12,282
(GASPING)
1430
01:04:12,326 --> 01:04:15,068
(SCREAMS)
1431
01:04:21,422 --> 01:04:23,772
Aah! They're not here.
1432
01:04:23,815 --> 01:04:25,556
Fan out and find them.
1433
01:04:33,347 --> 01:04:35,392
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1434
01:04:38,178 --> 01:04:40,223
(SIRENS BLARING)
1435
01:04:41,921 --> 01:04:43,923
Something big's going down
in Frisco.
1436
01:04:43,966 --> 01:04:46,708
OTTO: (GASPS)
Look-a. Ooh.
1437
01:04:46,751 --> 01:04:49,406
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1438
01:04:50,364 --> 01:04:53,019
(FIREWORKS WHISTLING
AND POPPING)
1439
01:04:53,062 --> 01:04:55,456
- BIKER: Whoo, there it is.
- OTTO: Whoa.
1440
01:04:55,499 --> 01:04:57,719
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1441
01:04:57,762 --> 01:04:59,634
(PANICKED WHIMPERING)
1442
01:04:59,677 --> 01:05:01,592
It's been one heck
of a ride, little man.
1443
01:05:01,636 --> 01:05:02,985
Ah, dude.
1444
01:05:03,029 --> 01:05:04,030
(GRUNTS)
1445
01:05:04,073 --> 01:05:05,901
You know, I'm gonna miss you.
1446
01:05:05,945 --> 01:05:07,642
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1447
01:05:07,685 --> 01:05:09,731
Hey, soul brother, good luck!
1448
01:05:09,774 --> 01:05:11,385
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1449
01:05:13,300 --> 01:05:14,954
(GASPS, YELPS EXCITEDLY)
1450
01:05:18,218 --> 01:05:20,829
(LAUGHING) Wow.
1451
01:05:20,872 --> 01:05:23,484
(SPEAKING EXCITEDLY
IN MINIONESE)
1452
01:05:25,181 --> 01:05:26,704
Oh... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1453
01:05:26,748 --> 01:05:28,010
(LAUGHS, GASPS)
1454
01:05:28,054 --> 01:05:29,229
Ooh.
1455
01:05:29,272 --> 01:05:30,926
(GROWLING)
1456
01:05:30,970 --> 01:05:33,015
(FRIGHTENED STAMMERING, SCREAMS)
1457
01:05:33,059 --> 01:05:34,495
WILD KNUCKLES: My friend, you're now
1458
01:05:34,538 --> 01:05:36,845
gonna learn from the old school.
1459
01:05:36,888 --> 01:05:38,934
(BOTH GASP)
1460
01:05:42,459 --> 01:05:44,940
Oh, no.
1461
01:05:49,684 --> 01:05:51,686
(GASPS)
1462
01:06:01,522 --> 01:06:04,351
I can't believe
they did this to me!
1463
01:06:04,394 --> 01:06:07,267
I-I taught them
everything they know!
1464
01:06:07,310 --> 01:06:10,226
We were a team!
1465
01:06:10,270 --> 01:06:13,055
(SIGHS) I give up.
1466
01:06:15,753 --> 01:06:19,018
Hey, you are a great bad guy,
1467
01:06:19,061 --> 01:06:21,411
and they are stupid idiots.
1468
01:06:21,455 --> 01:06:23,239
Only dream I ever had
1469
01:06:23,283 --> 01:06:26,547
was doing bad stuff
with my buddies.
1470
01:06:26,590 --> 01:06:30,072
NOW LOOK AT ME: Old, alone.
1471
01:06:30,116 --> 01:06:32,727
Well, you are old,
1472
01:06:32,770 --> 01:06:34,729
but you're not alone.
1473
01:06:34,772 --> 01:06:36,644
(GROANS)
1474
01:06:37,732 --> 01:06:39,081
All right.
1475
01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:40,996
Listen up, buster.
1476
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:43,390
We are starting a new team,
1477
01:06:43,433 --> 01:06:47,307
and it's going to be called
The Terrible Twos.
1478
01:06:47,350 --> 01:06:49,135
We can find a better name later,
1479
01:06:49,178 --> 01:06:52,877
but right now
we're going to find that stone
1480
01:06:52,921 --> 01:06:55,793
and show everybody
that you still got it.
1481
01:06:55,837 --> 01:06:58,666
Come on.
You're just a little kid.
1482
01:06:58,709 --> 01:07:01,321
It's over. Go home.
1483
01:07:01,364 --> 01:07:03,758
- But you said we...
- Go home!
1484
01:07:15,161 --> 01:07:17,206
♪
1485
01:07:22,429 --> 01:07:24,474
(TROLLEY BELL DINGING)
1486
01:07:25,693 --> 01:07:27,738
(BRAKES SQUEAL)
1487
01:07:38,184 --> 01:07:40,969
(FIREWORKS WHISTLING
AND POPPING)
1488
01:07:41,012 --> 01:07:43,319
(EXCITED CHATTER, GASPING)
1489
01:07:43,363 --> 01:07:45,452
CHILD:
Come on, come on. Let's go!
1490
01:07:45,495 --> 01:07:48,194
(OTTO WHOOPING,
SHOUTING IN MINIONESE)
1491
01:07:48,237 --> 01:07:50,065
(LAUGHS) Whoa!
1492
01:07:50,109 --> 01:07:51,371
(YELLS)
1493
01:07:51,414 --> 01:07:53,590
Otto?
1494
01:07:56,332 --> 01:07:57,551
(OTTO WHOOPING)
1495
01:07:57,594 --> 01:07:58,682
Otto!
1496
01:07:58,726 --> 01:08:00,684
- Yee-haw!
- Otto!
1497
01:08:00,728 --> 01:08:02,556
(LAUGHS) Hyah! Hyah!
1498
01:08:03,905 --> 01:08:05,080
MAN: Hey!
1499
01:08:05,124 --> 01:08:07,648
Otto! It's Mini-Boss!
1500
01:08:07,691 --> 01:08:09,389
Ah! Mini-Boss!
1501
01:08:09,432 --> 01:08:11,826
(YELLS EXCITEDLY)
1502
01:08:11,869 --> 01:08:13,915
- Mini-Boss!
- Otto!
1503
01:08:13,958 --> 01:08:15,656
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1504
01:08:15,699 --> 01:08:17,179
Look-a! Look-a!
1505
01:08:17,223 --> 01:08:20,008
- Stone-a.
- (GASPS)
1506
01:08:20,051 --> 01:08:21,488
You found the stone.
1507
01:08:21,531 --> 01:08:23,533
Otto, I'm so proud of you.
1508
01:08:23,577 --> 01:08:25,840
Oh... (CHUCKLES BASHFULLY)
1509
01:08:25,883 --> 01:08:27,450
All right,
we don't have much time.
1510
01:08:27,494 --> 01:08:29,036
- We got to get this to Wild Knuckles.
- Oh, okay.
1511
01:08:29,060 --> 01:08:30,540
- Okay.
- (GASPS)
1512
01:08:30,584 --> 01:08:32,194
Get him!
1513
01:08:32,238 --> 01:08:34,109
(BOTH WHIMPER, SCREAM)
1514
01:08:34,153 --> 01:08:36,764
(WHOOPING FRANTICALLY)
1515
01:08:36,807 --> 01:08:38,505
- (NUN-CHUCK LAUGHING)
- GRU: Go, go, go!
1516
01:08:40,550 --> 01:08:42,073
(SCREAMS)
1517
01:08:42,117 --> 01:08:44,946
Long time, no see, punk.
1518
01:08:44,989 --> 01:08:47,775
(GASPING)
1519
01:08:47,818 --> 01:08:49,733
I'll take that.
1520
01:08:49,777 --> 01:08:51,866
- (CHUCKLES)
- (SIRENS BLARING)
1521
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:54,651
Yes!
1522
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,219
Don't move!
1523
01:08:57,263 --> 01:08:58,525
- Huh?
- Right there! Freeze!
1524
01:08:58,568 --> 01:09:00,309
Anti-Villain League.
1525
01:09:00,353 --> 01:09:02,616
You are under arrest.
1526
01:09:02,659 --> 01:09:04,922
(SIGHS IN RELIEF,
SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1527
01:09:07,316 --> 01:09:09,710
Whoa, whoa, whoa, everybody.
1528
01:09:09,753 --> 01:09:12,060
Did you forget what time it is?
1529
01:09:12,103 --> 01:09:14,454
(BELL CHIMES)
1530
01:09:14,497 --> 01:09:16,238
(WHIRRING)
1531
01:09:22,026 --> 01:09:24,072
(WHOOSHING)
1532
01:09:25,813 --> 01:09:27,771
Happy New Year!
1533
01:09:27,815 --> 01:09:29,860
(LAUGHING)
1534
01:09:31,558 --> 01:09:32,907
(PEOPLE GASPING)
1535
01:09:32,950 --> 01:09:34,430
Fire!
1536
01:09:37,433 --> 01:09:39,783
(GROWLS)
1537
01:09:41,959 --> 01:09:44,135
(CHUCKLING)
1538
01:09:45,136 --> 01:09:46,747
(GASPS)
1539
01:09:46,790 --> 01:09:48,227
(LAUGHS, GROWLS)
1540
01:09:49,271 --> 01:09:50,794
(HISSES)
1541
01:09:50,838 --> 01:09:52,274
(YELLS)
1542
01:09:53,319 --> 01:09:54,320
(GROWLS)
1543
01:09:54,363 --> 01:09:56,104
(EXCLAIMS IN MINIONESE)
1544
01:09:56,147 --> 01:09:57,888
Stand your ground.
1545
01:09:59,586 --> 01:10:01,283
- Look out!
- Whoa!
1546
01:10:03,242 --> 01:10:04,591
(ROARS)
1547
01:10:04,634 --> 01:10:05,809
(SCREAMS)
1548
01:10:05,853 --> 01:10:07,898
(FRANTIC CHATTER, SCREAMING)
1549
01:10:09,378 --> 01:10:11,032
(LAUGHING)
1550
01:10:11,075 --> 01:10:12,512
(GRUNTING)
1551
01:10:12,555 --> 01:10:13,924
BELLE BOTTOM:
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1552
01:10:13,948 --> 01:10:15,384
- no, no, no, no, no!
- (SCREAMING)
1553
01:10:16,603 --> 01:10:18,822
Where do you think
you're going? Hmm?
1554
01:10:18,866 --> 01:10:22,957
You stole from us,
and now you're gonna pay!
1555
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:24,480
(SCREAMS)
1556
01:10:25,829 --> 01:10:27,004
(SCREAMS)
1557
01:10:27,048 --> 01:10:28,963
(PANTING, SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1558
01:10:29,006 --> 01:10:32,009
(LAUGHS) Enjoy being torn apart.
1559
01:10:32,053 --> 01:10:34,316
Hey! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Mini-Boss!
1560
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:35,709
Guys!
1561
01:10:35,752 --> 01:10:38,668
Oh. Why don't we
make this a fair fight?
1562
01:10:38,712 --> 01:10:39,930
(LAUGHS)
1563
01:10:39,974 --> 01:10:42,281
(WHIMPERS, YELLS)
1564
01:10:42,324 --> 01:10:43,934
(LAUGHING)
1565
01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:46,981
(LAUGHS, SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1566
01:10:47,982 --> 01:10:49,940
- (CLUCKS)
- (GIGGLES)
1567
01:10:49,984 --> 01:10:52,900
Oh, you thought I was serious.
(LAUGHS)
1568
01:10:52,943 --> 01:10:54,858
- Run!
- (MINIONS SCREAMING)
1569
01:10:58,166 --> 01:11:00,603
No! (YELLS)
1570
01:11:03,258 --> 01:11:05,347
Hello, traitors.
1571
01:11:05,391 --> 01:11:06,261
(GASPS)
1572
01:11:06,305 --> 01:11:08,219
Remember me?
1573
01:11:09,438 --> 01:11:11,048
You.
1574
01:11:11,092 --> 01:11:12,659
You can leave me for dead,
1575
01:11:12,702 --> 01:11:14,704
you can destroy
everything I own,
1576
01:11:14,748 --> 01:11:17,707
but I will not let you
hurt that kid!
1577
01:11:17,751 --> 01:11:19,927
Oh, so you're gonna
save the kid?
1578
01:11:19,970 --> 01:11:22,364
(CHUCKLES)
Yeah, you and what army?
1579
01:11:22,408 --> 01:11:23,670
(MINIONS YELL)
1580
01:11:23,713 --> 01:11:25,193
- This army!
- (CLUCKS)
1581
01:11:25,236 --> 01:11:27,195
Okay. This army.
1582
01:11:27,238 --> 01:11:29,153
(KEVIN GROWLS)
1583
01:11:29,197 --> 01:11:33,070
(ALL GROWLING)
1584
01:11:33,114 --> 01:11:34,811
(GROWLS)
1585
01:11:34,855 --> 01:11:37,640
- (HISSES)
- (GROWLING)
1586
01:11:40,121 --> 01:11:41,905
(WHOOPING FIERCELY)
1587
01:11:41,949 --> 01:11:43,733
(WHOOPS, BLEATS)
1588
01:11:43,777 --> 01:11:46,432
(CLUCKING)
1589
01:11:48,259 --> 01:11:49,696
(SCREAMS)
1590
01:11:49,739 --> 01:11:52,307
- (MINIONS YELLING)
- (VILLAINS GROWLING)
1591
01:11:58,182 --> 01:12:00,750
- (WHIMPERING)
- (GROWLING)
1592
01:12:02,273 --> 01:12:04,580
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
1593
01:12:04,624 --> 01:12:06,669
(CLUCKING FRANTICALLY)
1594
01:12:09,803 --> 01:12:11,718
- (HISSES)
- (CLUCKS)
1595
01:12:11,761 --> 01:12:13,981
(SCREAMS)
1596
01:12:14,024 --> 01:12:16,070
(WHIMPERING RAPIDLY)
1597
01:12:19,987 --> 01:12:22,729
- (GROWLS)
- (SCREAMS, WHIMPERS)
1598
01:12:26,472 --> 01:12:28,169
(GROWLS)
1599
01:12:28,212 --> 01:12:30,998
MASTER CHOW: (ECHOING)
Dig down deep.
1600
01:12:31,041 --> 01:12:33,957
Find your inner beast.
1601
01:12:34,001 --> 01:12:36,046
(ROARS)
1602
01:12:39,136 --> 01:12:41,182
(KEVIN YELLING)
1603
01:12:46,361 --> 01:12:47,710
(GRUNTS FIERCELY)
1604
01:12:51,105 --> 01:12:52,411
(YELLS)
1605
01:12:52,454 --> 01:12:53,847
(CHUCKLES, GASPS)
1606
01:12:53,890 --> 01:12:55,152
(GROANS)
1607
01:12:55,196 --> 01:12:57,241
- (GROANS)
- (BOB YELLS)
1608
01:12:57,285 --> 01:12:59,940
(CLUCKS FIERCELY)
1609
01:13:00,897 --> 01:13:03,160
(GRUNTING RAPIDLY)
1610
01:13:03,204 --> 01:13:05,685
(HISSES)
1611
01:13:08,644 --> 01:13:10,472
(CHEEPING)
1612
01:13:10,516 --> 01:13:12,039
Mmm.
1613
01:13:13,519 --> 01:13:14,955
(SCREAMS)
1614
01:13:17,087 --> 01:13:18,915
(BOTH YELL)
1615
01:13:18,959 --> 01:13:20,961
(CHEEPING)
1616
01:13:21,004 --> 01:13:23,572
- (GROANS, GASPS)
- (GRU SCREAMING)
1617
01:13:27,750 --> 01:13:28,969
(SHOUTS IN MINIONESE)
1618
01:13:29,012 --> 01:13:30,927
(GRUNTS, SCREAMS)
1619
01:13:30,971 --> 01:13:33,016
(GRUNTING)
1620
01:13:34,322 --> 01:13:36,280
(YELLING)
1621
01:13:36,324 --> 01:13:38,282
(GRUNTING RAPIDLY)
1622
01:13:38,326 --> 01:13:40,284
(BLEATING)
1623
01:13:40,328 --> 01:13:41,808
(GRUNTING)
1624
01:13:41,851 --> 01:13:43,331
(KEVIN GRUNTS FIERCELY)
1625
01:13:44,854 --> 01:13:47,378
(WHIMPERING)
1626
01:13:47,422 --> 01:13:49,990
- (GROWLS)
- (WHIMPERING)
1627
01:13:50,033 --> 01:13:51,687
(OTTO GRUNTING)
1628
01:13:51,731 --> 01:13:52,949
Otto!
1629
01:13:53,950 --> 01:13:55,604
Hurry! Faster!
1630
01:13:55,648 --> 01:13:57,432
(YELLS)
1631
01:13:57,476 --> 01:13:58,955
- (CHUCKLES, SCREAMS)
- No!
1632
01:13:58,999 --> 01:14:00,435
- (ROARS)
- (OTTO SQUEAKS)
1633
01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:02,263
- (MUFFLED GRUNTING)
- (GROWLS)
1634
01:14:02,306 --> 01:14:04,439
- (LOUD CLUNK)
- (GRUNTS)
1635
01:14:04,483 --> 01:14:06,746
(OTTO SPUTTERS, SCREAMS)
1636
01:14:06,789 --> 01:14:08,922
- (GRUNTS) Got you.
- (WHIMPERING)
1637
01:14:08,965 --> 01:14:11,185
(KEVIN YELLING)
1638
01:14:11,228 --> 01:14:12,447
(PANTING)
1639
01:14:12,491 --> 01:14:14,536
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Go, go, go!
1640
01:14:14,580 --> 01:14:16,146
- (GRUNTS)
- (WHIMPERS)
1641
01:14:18,932 --> 01:14:19,976
(SLOW-MOTION GASPING)
1642
01:14:20,020 --> 01:14:21,717
(GASPS)
1643
01:14:23,937 --> 01:14:25,591
(WILD KNUCKLES LAUGHS)
1644
01:14:26,592 --> 01:14:27,767
No. (GASPS)
1645
01:14:29,159 --> 01:14:30,291
(GROANS)
1646
01:14:32,859 --> 01:14:34,948
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
1647
01:14:34,991 --> 01:14:37,516
(HISSING)
1648
01:14:37,559 --> 01:14:39,169
Get away from him!
1649
01:14:39,213 --> 01:14:40,736
Destroy the kid.
1650
01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:42,782
(ALL GROWL)
1651
01:14:44,479 --> 01:14:46,263
(MINIONS YELLING)
1652
01:14:46,307 --> 01:14:48,701
(EXPLOSIVE WHOOSH)
1653
01:14:48,744 --> 01:14:50,398
(WHIRRING)
1654
01:14:50,441 --> 01:14:51,791
Oh!
1655
01:14:53,183 --> 01:14:55,011
(ALL GRUNTING)
1656
01:14:55,055 --> 01:14:57,579
(LAUGHING)
1657
01:14:57,623 --> 01:14:59,189
(ALL GROANING)
1658
01:14:59,233 --> 01:15:00,843
No!
1659
01:15:00,887 --> 01:15:02,323
(SQUEAKING)
1660
01:15:02,366 --> 01:15:05,108
Hey, hey.
How does it feel to be beaten
1661
01:15:05,152 --> 01:15:07,197
by a tubby little punk?
1662
01:15:07,241 --> 01:15:08,677
(LAUGHS)
1663
01:15:08,721 --> 01:15:11,288
(ALL SQUEAKING)
1664
01:15:11,332 --> 01:15:14,117
You guys were amazing!
1665
01:15:14,161 --> 01:15:16,772
The kung fu...
Where did that come from?
1666
01:15:16,816 --> 01:15:19,253
Obviously, you guys are rehired.
1667
01:15:19,296 --> 01:15:21,603
- (BOB BLEATING)
- (WHOOSHING)
1668
01:15:21,647 --> 01:15:23,344
- Oh.
- (CHUCKLES) Stuart!
1669
01:15:23,387 --> 01:15:25,433
(SPEAKING MINIONESE, LAUGHING)
1670
01:15:27,261 --> 01:15:28,784
(ALL LAUGHING)
1671
01:15:28,828 --> 01:15:30,351
(BOB SPUTTERS, LAUGHS)
1672
01:15:32,353 --> 01:15:34,398
♪
1673
01:15:39,099 --> 01:15:41,144
(SQUEAKING)
1674
01:15:43,016 --> 01:15:45,627
- (GASPS)
- AGENT: It's all yours, sir.
1675
01:15:45,671 --> 01:15:47,194
PARAMEDIC: Where do you want it?
1676
01:15:47,237 --> 01:15:48,761
Can you feel this, sir?
Right here.
1677
01:15:48,804 --> 01:15:49,892
(GASPS)
1678
01:15:49,936 --> 01:15:51,720
GRU: Oh, no.
1679
01:15:51,764 --> 01:15:53,940
Wild Knuckles.
1680
01:15:54,941 --> 01:15:56,246
(COUGHS)
1681
01:15:56,290 --> 01:15:57,900
Hey.
1682
01:15:57,944 --> 01:15:59,902
Y-You're gonna be okay, right?
1683
01:15:59,946 --> 01:16:02,122
Don't worry about me, kid.
1684
01:16:02,165 --> 01:16:03,558
I'll be fine.
1685
01:16:03,602 --> 01:16:05,168
SILAS: Finally.
1686
01:16:05,212 --> 01:16:08,694
You're going away
for a long, long time.
1687
01:16:08,737 --> 01:16:11,522
Yeah, well,
I wouldn't bet on it.
1688
01:16:12,611 --> 01:16:13,916
No.
1689
01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:16,832
See you soon, kiddo.
1690
01:16:16,876 --> 01:16:18,921
(SIREN WAILING)
1691
01:16:20,923 --> 01:16:22,882
- Ooh-la-la.
- (WHIMPERS)
1692
01:16:22,925 --> 01:16:25,101
- (OTTO SUCKS TEETH)
- (STUART SIGHS)
1693
01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:29,105
(MINIONS VOCALIZING
SOMBER MELODY)
1694
01:16:37,331 --> 01:16:40,377
(SINGING "YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET
WHAT YOU WANT" IN MINIONESE)
1695
01:16:49,865 --> 01:16:51,650
(CLEARS THROAT)
1696
01:16:51,693 --> 01:16:54,827
Wild Knuckles was
my favorite villain.
1697
01:16:56,263 --> 01:16:59,266
We didn't have much time
together,
1698
01:16:59,309 --> 01:17:01,268
but the time we did have,
1699
01:17:01,311 --> 01:17:04,358
I'm so grateful for.
1700
01:17:04,401 --> 01:17:07,753
I've been thinking about
how you won't see me grow up
1701
01:17:07,796 --> 01:17:09,929
or be there for
all the terrible things
1702
01:17:09,972 --> 01:17:12,192
that I'm going to do.
1703
01:17:12,235 --> 01:17:14,629
(CRYING) And believe me,
there are gonna be
1704
01:17:14,673 --> 01:17:16,675
some awful things.
1705
01:17:24,378 --> 01:17:26,293
(CLEARS THROAT)
1706
01:17:26,336 --> 01:17:28,599
But I'm going to make you proud.
1707
01:17:28,643 --> 01:17:31,820
I'm going to be
the best villain ever
1708
01:17:31,864 --> 01:17:33,909
because of you.
1709
01:17:33,953 --> 01:17:37,304
Because you taught me
what matters.
1710
01:17:37,347 --> 01:17:39,872
You can't do anything alone.
1711
01:17:41,090 --> 01:17:43,310
Find your tribe,
1712
01:17:43,353 --> 01:17:47,618
- and never, ever let them go.
- (CHEEPING)
1713
01:17:47,662 --> 01:17:49,403
Otto?
1714
01:17:49,446 --> 01:17:51,971
Si. (SUCKS TEETH)
1715
01:17:52,014 --> 01:17:55,061
(SINGING "YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET
WHAT YOU WANT" IN MINIONESE)
1716
01:18:04,548 --> 01:18:06,594
(ALL YELLING FRANTICALLY)
1717
01:18:10,250 --> 01:18:12,295
(MINIONS GRUNTING RAPIDLY)
1718
01:18:13,470 --> 01:18:16,125
(GRUNTING)
1719
01:18:17,126 --> 01:18:18,693
(YELPS)
1720
01:18:18,737 --> 01:18:21,174
- (GRUNTS, CHUCKLES)
- (OTHERS CHUCKLING)
1721
01:18:22,218 --> 01:18:24,264
(CONTINUES SINGING IN MINIONESE)
1722
01:18:27,484 --> 01:18:29,443
(ALL SINGING)
1723
01:18:29,486 --> 01:18:31,532
(CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)
1724
01:18:34,491 --> 01:18:37,364
You better stay out
of trouble, kid.
1725
01:18:37,407 --> 01:18:41,629
I will lead a good
and honest life.
1726
01:18:41,672 --> 01:18:43,109
(CHUCKLES)
1727
01:18:43,152 --> 01:18:45,720
(GASPS) You're alive?
1728
01:18:45,764 --> 01:18:48,027
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
1729
01:18:49,028 --> 01:18:50,725
You just blew my mind.
1730
01:18:50,769 --> 01:18:52,074
How did you do that?
1731
01:18:52,118 --> 01:18:53,423
(CHUCKLES)
1732
01:18:53,467 --> 01:18:55,817
I cannot wait
to fake my own death
1733
01:18:55,861 --> 01:18:57,688
to avoid the authorities.
1734
01:18:57,732 --> 01:18:59,473
Shoot for the moon, kid.
1735
01:18:59,516 --> 01:19:00,779
Shoot for the moon.
1736
01:19:02,215 --> 01:19:04,086
(CHUCKLES)
See you later, suckers!
1737
01:19:04,130 --> 01:19:05,847
("YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU
WANT" BY ROLLING STONES PLAYS)
1738
01:19:05,871 --> 01:19:07,350
(WHOOPING)
1739
01:19:07,394 --> 01:19:09,613
♪ You can't always get
what you want ♪
1740
01:19:09,657 --> 01:19:11,137
(OTTO SHOUTING IN MINIONESE)
1741
01:19:11,180 --> 01:19:12,703
♪ You can't always get
what you want ♪
1742
01:19:12,747 --> 01:19:14,488
(TIRES SQUEAL)
1743
01:19:15,881 --> 01:19:19,536
♪ You can't always get
what you want ♪
1744
01:19:20,973 --> 01:19:22,757
♪ But if you try sometime
1745
01:19:22,801 --> 01:19:25,716
♪ You just might find,
you just might find ♪
1746
01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:28,197
♪ You get what you need
1747
01:19:28,241 --> 01:19:30,156
♪ Ah, yeah
1748
01:19:30,199 --> 01:19:33,115
(FADING) ♪ Ah, yeah...
1749
01:19:34,987 --> 01:19:36,553
(DOOR OPENS, ENTRY BELL JINGLES)
1750
01:19:36,597 --> 01:19:38,381
Sorry, we're closed.
1751
01:19:38,425 --> 01:19:39,774
Whoa.
1752
01:19:39,818 --> 01:19:42,603
I just wanted
to thank you for this.
1753
01:19:42,646 --> 01:19:44,735
Worked like a charm.
1754
01:19:44,779 --> 01:19:46,694
All right, let me cut
to the chase here.
1755
01:19:46,737 --> 01:19:48,609
I need a genius mad scientist.
1756
01:19:48,652 --> 01:19:50,611
You want to come work for me?
1757
01:19:50,654 --> 01:19:52,874
No, I am done with villainy.
1758
01:19:52,918 --> 01:19:55,398
Off to happier horizons.
1759
01:19:55,442 --> 01:19:57,444
Goodbye, little chap.
1760
01:19:57,487 --> 01:19:59,489
Por favor.
1761
01:20:01,752 --> 01:20:03,798
(WHIMPERING)
1762
01:20:07,933 --> 01:20:09,935
(WHIMPERING CHEEPS)
1763
01:20:09,978 --> 01:20:12,372
Oh, all right, all right.
1764
01:20:12,415 --> 01:20:14,461
Fine. Stop with the face.
1765
01:20:14,504 --> 01:20:16,202
I'm in.
1766
01:20:16,245 --> 01:20:18,595
Want to see something cool?
1767
01:20:18,639 --> 01:20:20,684
♪
1768
01:20:25,733 --> 01:20:27,996
Oh! Are you kidding me?
1769
01:20:32,392 --> 01:20:33,567
(WOMEN GASP)
1770
01:20:33,610 --> 01:20:35,525
(GRU LAUGHING WILDLY)
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01:20:35,569 --> 01:20:38,702
MINIONS: Big Boss!
Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!
1772
01:20:38,746 --> 01:20:40,530
"Big Boss." I like that.
1773
01:20:40,574 --> 01:20:42,663
(LAUGHS)
1774
01:20:42,706 --> 01:20:45,231
("TURN UP THE SUNSHINE"
BY DIANA ROSS PLAYING)
1775
01:20:45,274 --> 01:20:46,928
♪ We can make it further
1776
01:20:46,972 --> 01:20:49,583
♪ We running
and don't look back ♪
1777
01:20:49,626 --> 01:20:51,715
♪ It's a light at the end
of the tunnel ♪
1778
01:20:51,759 --> 01:20:54,196
♪ If you stay on track
1779
01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:55,850
♪ But I know any minute
1780
01:20:55,894 --> 01:20:57,523
♪ When your fingers
turn it up like snap ♪
1781
01:20:57,547 --> 01:20:59,636
♪ So hard to lose like that
1782
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:01,116
♪ Hey, let's do it
1783
01:21:01,160 --> 01:21:04,554
♪ All around the world
1784
01:21:04,598 --> 01:21:06,600
♪ We gotta turn up
the sunshine ♪
1785
01:21:06,643 --> 01:21:08,950
♪ We gotta
turn up the sunshine ♪
1786
01:21:08,994 --> 01:21:10,125
♪ Think about it
1787
01:21:10,169 --> 01:21:13,172
♪ All the boys and girls
1788
01:21:13,215 --> 01:21:15,478
♪ You gotta turn up
the sunshine ♪
1789
01:21:15,522 --> 01:21:17,698
♪ You gotta
turn up the sunshine ♪
1790
01:21:17,741 --> 01:21:22,050
♪ Said it's been
a long night, long night ♪
1791
01:21:22,094 --> 01:21:25,924
♪ Waiting for the light,
waiting for the light ♪
1792
01:21:25,967 --> 01:21:27,447
♪ Let's do it
1793
01:21:27,490 --> 01:21:30,711
♪ All around the world
1794
01:21:30,754 --> 01:21:32,756
♪ We gotta turn up
the sunshine ♪
1795
01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:34,497
♪ We gotta turn it up
1796
01:21:34,541 --> 01:21:36,630
♪ Make it hard
to lose like that ♪
1797
01:21:36,673 --> 01:21:39,850
♪ If this weather
makes you frown ♪
1798
01:21:39,894 --> 01:21:43,332
♪ And some people get you down ♪
1799
01:21:43,376 --> 01:21:44,812
♪ Remember
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01:21:44,855 --> 01:21:48,685
♪ Love, like sound
1801
01:21:48,729 --> 01:21:52,646
♪ It's better when it's loud
1802
01:21:52,689 --> 01:21:57,651
♪ And if there's
no song inside ♪
1803
01:21:57,694 --> 01:22:02,177
♪ We can bring the light
together ♪
1804
01:22:02,221 --> 01:22:06,312
♪ Day or night
1805
01:22:06,355 --> 01:22:10,620
♪ We're shining from inside
1806
01:22:10,664 --> 01:22:13,145
♪ Turn up the, turn it up
1807
01:22:13,188 --> 01:22:15,321
♪ Turn up the,
turn it up ♪
1808
01:22:15,364 --> 01:22:17,584
♪ Turn up the, turn it up
1809
01:22:17,627 --> 01:22:19,629
♪ Turn up the sunshine
1810
01:22:19,673 --> 01:22:21,849
♪ Turn up the, turn it up
1811
01:22:21,892 --> 01:22:23,894
♪ Turn up the,
turn it up ♪
1812
01:22:23,938 --> 01:22:26,027
♪ Turn up the, turn it up
1813
01:22:26,071 --> 01:22:28,421
♪ Turn up the sunshine
1814
01:22:28,464 --> 01:22:31,902
♪ All around the world
1815
01:22:31,946 --> 01:22:34,035
♪ We gotta turn up
the sunshine ♪
1816
01:22:34,079 --> 01:22:36,081
♪ We gotta
turn up the sunshine ♪
1817
01:22:36,124 --> 01:22:37,430
♪ Think about it
1818
01:22:37,473 --> 01:22:40,607
♪ All the boys and girls
1819
01:22:40,650 --> 01:22:42,957
♪ You gotta turn up
the sunshine ♪
1820
01:22:43,001 --> 01:22:44,915
♪ You gotta
turn up the sunshine ♪
1821
01:22:44,959 --> 01:22:46,134
♪ Said it's been a
1822
01:22:46,178 --> 01:22:49,355
♪ All around the world
1823
01:22:49,398 --> 01:22:51,531
♪ We gotta turn up
the sunshine ♪
1824
01:22:51,574 --> 01:22:53,359
♪ We gotta turn it up
1825
01:22:53,402 --> 01:22:55,448
♪ Make it hard
to lose like that. ♪
1826
01:22:55,491 --> 01:22:58,146
("FUNKYTOWN" BY ST. VINCENT
PLAYING)
1827
01:23:06,676 --> 01:23:11,507
♪ Gotta make a move to a town
that's right for me ♪
1828
01:23:14,380 --> 01:23:16,382
♪ Time to keep me movin'
1829
01:23:16,425 --> 01:23:19,559
♪ Keep me groovin'
with some energy ♪
1830
01:23:21,952 --> 01:23:24,564
♪ Well, I talk about it,
talk about it ♪
1831
01:23:24,607 --> 01:23:27,915
♪ Talk about it,
talk about it ♪
1832
01:23:30,222 --> 01:23:35,488
♪ Talk about it, talk about it,
talk about movin' ♪
1833
01:23:38,534 --> 01:23:40,580
♪ Gotta move on
1834
01:23:42,408 --> 01:23:44,453
♪ Gotta move on
1835
01:23:46,238 --> 01:23:48,283
♪ Gotta move on
1836
01:23:50,546 --> 01:23:52,592
♪
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01:24:02,776 --> 01:24:04,734
♪ Won't you take me to
1838
01:24:04,778 --> 01:24:06,562
♪ Funkytown
1839
01:24:06,606 --> 01:24:08,695
♪ Won't you take me to
1840
01:24:08,738 --> 01:24:10,653
♪ Funkytown
1841
01:24:10,697 --> 01:24:12,612
♪ Won't you take me to
1842
01:24:12,655 --> 01:24:14,570
♪ Funkytown
1843
01:24:14,614 --> 01:24:16,572
♪ Won't you take me to
1844
01:24:16,616 --> 01:24:18,748
♪ Funkytown
1845
01:24:18,792 --> 01:24:20,837
♪
1846
01:24:49,997 --> 01:24:52,086
♪ Won't you take me to
1847
01:24:52,130 --> 01:24:54,044
♪ Funkytown
1848
01:24:54,088 --> 01:24:55,872
♪ Won't you take me to
1849
01:24:55,916 --> 01:24:57,918
♪ Funkytown
1850
01:24:57,961 --> 01:24:59,876
♪ Won't you take me to
1851
01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:01,878
♪ Funkytown
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01:25:01,922 --> 01:25:03,924
♪ Won't you take me to
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01:25:03,967 --> 01:25:05,969
♪ Funkytown.
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01:25:06,013 --> 01:25:08,102
(SONG ENDS)
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01:25:08,146 --> 01:25:11,149
("YOU'RE NO GOOD"
BY WE YES BLOOD PLAYING)
1856
01:25:17,155 --> 01:25:19,287
♪ Feeling better
1857
01:25:19,331 --> 01:25:21,724
♪ Now that we're through
1858
01:25:21,768 --> 01:25:25,902
♪ Feeling better
'cause I'm over you ♪
1859
01:25:25,946 --> 01:25:30,733
♪ I learned my lesson,
and it left a scar ♪
1860
01:25:30,777 --> 01:25:34,694
♪ Now I see how you really are ♪
1861
01:25:34,737 --> 01:25:36,826
♪ You're no good,
you're no good ♪
1862
01:25:36,870 --> 01:25:38,306
♪ You're no good
1863
01:25:38,350 --> 01:25:41,309
♪ Baby, you're no good
1864
01:25:41,353 --> 01:25:43,790
♪ I'm gonna say it again
1865
01:25:43,833 --> 01:25:46,096
♪ You're no good,
you're no good ♪
1866
01:25:46,140 --> 01:25:47,533
♪ You're no good
1867
01:25:47,576 --> 01:25:50,579
♪ Baby, you're no good
1868
01:25:53,582 --> 01:25:57,804
♪ I broke a heart
that's gentle and true ♪
1869
01:25:57,847 --> 01:26:02,330
♪ Well, I broke a heart
over someone like you ♪
1870
01:26:02,374 --> 01:26:07,335
♪ I'll beg his forgiveness
on bended knee ♪
1871
01:26:07,379 --> 01:26:11,252
♪ I wouldn't blame him
if he said to me ♪
1872
01:26:11,296 --> 01:26:13,559
♪ You're no good,
you're no good ♪
1873
01:26:13,602 --> 01:26:15,038
♪ You're no good
1874
01:26:15,082 --> 01:26:18,172
♪ Baby, you're no good
1875
01:26:18,216 --> 01:26:20,435
♪ I'm gonna say it again
1876
01:26:20,479 --> 01:26:22,785
♪ You're no good,
you're no good ♪
1877
01:26:22,829 --> 01:26:24,222
♪ You're no good
1878
01:26:24,265 --> 01:26:27,094
♪ Baby, you're no good
1879
01:26:45,547 --> 01:26:50,726
♪ I'm turning you down, baby,
and I'm going my way ♪
1880
01:26:50,770 --> 01:26:54,687
♪ Forget about you, baby,
'cause I'm leaving to stay ♪
1881
01:26:54,730 --> 01:26:56,950
♪ You're no good,
you're no good ♪
1882
01:26:56,993 --> 01:26:58,560
♪ You're no good
1883
01:26:58,604 --> 01:27:01,607
♪ Baby, you're no good
1884
01:27:01,650 --> 01:27:03,783
♪ I'm gonna say it again
1885
01:27:03,826 --> 01:27:06,307
♪ You're no good,
you're no good ♪
1886
01:27:06,351 --> 01:27:07,743
♪ You're no good
1887
01:27:07,787 --> 01:27:10,311
♪ Baby, you're no good
1888
01:27:10,355 --> 01:27:12,879
♪ Oh, oh, no
1889
01:27:12,922 --> 01:27:15,403
♪ You're no good,
you're no good ♪
1890
01:27:15,447 --> 01:27:16,839
♪ You're no good
1891
01:27:16,883 --> 01:27:21,061
♪ Baby, you're no good.
1892
01:27:21,104 --> 01:27:23,106
(SONG ENDS)