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‪NETFLIX プレゼンツ

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‪愛についての格言がある

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‪“混乱と偶然に
‪支配された世界では”

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‪“ちょっとした
‪不運によって‪―‪”

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‪“夢と希望は
‪クソとともに流される”

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‪やれ　彼女にキスしろ

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‪キス…

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‪俺に気がある

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‪間違いない

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‪きっと大丈夫

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‪週末の間
‪何度もチャンスを逃しただろ

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‪時間切れだ

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‪マジで時間がない

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‪キメるぞ　今度こそ…

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‪〈おい〉

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‪待って

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‪いくぞ

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‪よし

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‪平気？

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‪ああ もう大丈夫

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‪フライトは？

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‪まだ間に合う

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‪ヘイリーはツイてる

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‪ローマに駐在なんてね
‪私は戦地行きよ

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‪君は戦場記者だ
‪分かってただろ

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‪まあね

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‪なあ

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‪特別な週末だったよ

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‪ええ

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‪“兄も来る”って
‪ヘイリーに言われた時‪―

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‪実はガッカリした

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‪でも 一緒にいて
‪不快じゃなかったわ

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‪最高の褒め言葉だ

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‪こんなに人を褒めたことない

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‪ますます光栄だよ

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‪よかった

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‪真面目な話…

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‪楽しかった

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‪君みたいな人は初めてだ

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‪口がうまいわね

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‪誓って言うけど俺は…

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‪口下手だ

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‪本心だよ

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‪だから…

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‪だから？

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‪ジャック！

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‪ウソだろ　何でここに？

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‪グレッグだ

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‪ああ 覚えてる

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‪ごめん

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‪ディナよ

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‪大学時代の友人だ
‪こいつは“オナニー君”

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‪いつもオナニーを

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‪俺じゃない

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‪お前だろ

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‪もういい

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‪もう空港に行かないと…

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‪俺もだよ

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‪今から向かう

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‪車もある　乗れよ

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‪行こう

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‪ついでだ

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‪もう行くの？

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‪ああ

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‪どうやら…

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‪そのようだ

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‪そう

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‪彼女にお別れを…

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‪その…

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‪当分会えないし…

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‪ああ 言えよ

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‪ありがとう

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‪最高の…

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‪週末だった

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‪本当はもっと…

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‪ええ

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‪どうも

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‪さよなら

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‪信じられない

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‪行くぞ

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‪ああ

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‪すごい偶然だよな

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‪あり得ない

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‪空気を読めない旧友の
‪思いがけない登場で

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‪愛は急所を蹴られたような
‪大打撃を受ける

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‪賢者はこう言うだろう

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‪“偶然なんてクソだ”

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‪３年後

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‪〈できた〉

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‪〈気をつけて〉

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‪〈完成よ〉

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‪〈いいわね〉

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‪〈美しいわ〉

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‪〈完璧〉

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‪〈緊張する？〉

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‪〈どう？〉

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‪〈完璧だ〉

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‪〈ありがとう〉

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‪〈おめでとう〉

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‪〈ええ〉

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‪大丈夫　うまくいくわ

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‪〈やあ〉

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‪〈どうも〉

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‪ヘイリー

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‪どこだ？

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‪待って

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‪大丈夫？

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‪ええ

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‪どうした

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‪挙式って緊張する

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‪睡眠薬がないと眠れない

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‪馬も失神するほど
‪強力なやつよ

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‪私 どう？

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‪キレイだ

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‪人生って不思議

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‪駐車場で口論になった
‪赤の他人と

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‪６ヵ月の交際を経て
‪結婚するなんてね

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‪パパとママに見せたかった

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‪ああ

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‪大丈夫だ

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‪花嫁はどこにいやがる？

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‪マジか

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‪ヘイリー！

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‪すごくキレイだ

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‪ありがと　そっちはどう？

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‪バッチリだ

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‪ただ質問が

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‪俺のことは
‪マン‪･オブ･オナーと

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‪無理　他は？

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‪男の付添人だし…

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‪それと…

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‪俺はヴィテッリの隣？

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‪違う

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‪そう

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‪何でだよ

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‪彼は新作映画のキャストを
‪探してる　チャンスだ

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‪かもな

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‪イギリス人は席が別なの
‪でもちゃんと紹介する

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‪いいんだ
‪レベッカの隣じゃなきゃね

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‪彼女 しつこいから…

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‪黙るよ

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‪ありがと

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‪準備できたわ

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‪マジかよ

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‪いよいよだな

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‪妹が結婚する

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‪感激だ

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‪急いで髪を切ってくる

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‪式に遅れるぞ

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‪ブライアン

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‪長い付き合いなのに
‪俺を信用してないな

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‪してない

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‪この髪で
‪ヴィテッリに会えない

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‪分かった　遅れないでね

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‪急げよ

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‪私の挙式なんだから

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‪絶対遅れる

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‪行こう

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‪ヘイリー 聞きたいことが

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‪アマンダは他の卓だよな？

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‪同じなのか

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‪仕方なかったの

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‪平気？

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‪悪夢のような元カノの隣に
‪一日中座って

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‪平気かどうか？

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‪大丈夫だってば

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‪俺たちの挙式は国内だ

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‪まだ承諾してないわよ

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‪友達によると
‪承諾しない君はイカれてる

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‪私の人生が懸かってるの
‪急いで決められない

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‪あれから半年だぞ

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‪また始まった

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‪アマンダ　おい…

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‪ほら

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‪“ペンネ”は
‪ペニスって意味かと

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‪だって形が似てるでしょ

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‪でも単にパスタの名称なのね

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‪その服 嫌がらせ？

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‪イケてるだろ

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‪マジシャンみたい

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‪どこが…

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‪3000ポンドもした

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‪あら アマンダ

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‪すごくステキよ

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‪余興は手品なのね

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‪俺は彼女の恋人だ

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‪手品師の？　ステキ

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‪よかったじゃない

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‪前の男と別れたのね

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‪確かチャズだっけ？
‪クズだったんでしょ

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‪チャズは俺だ

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‪はあ？

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‪俺がチャズ

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‪ウソでしょ

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‪２人続けてチャズ？

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‪変わった名前なのに

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‪シドニーなの？

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‪シドニー！

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‪やあ

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‪失礼

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‪チャズ 彼はシドニー

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‪元同居人よ

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‪キルトを着てるけど
‪スコットランド系じゃない

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‪すでに‪―

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‪後悔してるよ

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‪かなり重い

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‪生地の摩擦で…

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‪股間が痛いんだ

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‪少しね

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‪タマが痛い

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‪入る？

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‪ああ

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‪中に入ろう

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‪いつから手品を？

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‪音楽プロデューサーだ

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‪元カレもチャズ？

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‪黙って

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‪僕の大切なタマが

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‪でも慣れれば大丈夫なはずだ

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‪心の準備は？

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‪できてると思う

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‪行こう

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‪兄さん

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‪何だ？

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‪できることなら‪―

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‪パパと歩きたかった

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‪でも兄さんが代わりに‪―

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‪エスコートしてくれるから…

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‪ピルケースを
‪持っててくれる？

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‪ありがと

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‪ああ

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‪お前を嫁がせるぞ

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‪嫁ぐわよ！

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‪行こう

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‪ブライアンは？

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‪すぐ来る

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‪何で今頃
‪髪を切りに行くのよ

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‪私 何で結婚するの？

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‪彼を愛してるから

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‪だろ？

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‪ええ

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‪行きましょ

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‪ああ そうだ

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‪私の友達のディナを
‪覚えてる？

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‪式に来てる

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‪何だって？

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‪待ってくれ

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‪ディナは欠席で
‪彼氏がいるんだろ？

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‪出席してるし
‪彼氏とは別れたって

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‪行くわよ

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‪待てよ

252
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‪さてと

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‪よし

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‪緊張する

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‪〈ご列席の皆様〉

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‪これより
‪ロベルトとヘイリーの

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‪挙式を行います

258
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‪それでは…

259
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‪ほら 間に合っただろ

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‪アンドレア
‪私の兄と付添人よ

261
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‪やあ

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‪こちらはロベルトのお母様

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‪よろしく

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‪どうも

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‪こんにちは

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‪マジかよ

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‪ではまた

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‪唇にキスされた

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‪舌も入れられたぞ

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‪手品師じゃない？

271
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‪いいスーツね

272
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‪そりゃどうも

273
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‪６歳の‪甥(おい)‪のスーツと似てる

274
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‪６歳よ

275
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:57,833
‪イカす子供だ

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‪ズボンと上着が一体化してて
‪オシッコが大変なの

277
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‪俺のにはジッパーが

278
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‪新しい家族と交流してくる

279
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‪行けよ

280
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:12,625
‪泣かないで

281
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‪大丈夫だ

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‪見ろよ

283
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:17,375
‪幸せそうだ

284
00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:21,500
‪髪形 さっきと同じだぞ

285
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‪同じじゃない

286
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,916
‪丸くなったろ

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‪暑い

288
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‪暑いわね　でもいい天気

289
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‪いいドレスだ

290
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‪ありがと　あなたのもね

291
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‪ドレスじゃないけど

292
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‪キルトだ

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‪ええ 知ってる

294
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‪スコットランドの民族衣装だ

295
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‪ええ そうよね

296
00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,625
‪スコットランド人じゃない

297
00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:01,875
‪じゃあ なぜ着てるの？

298
00:17:10,791 --> 00:17:12,541
‪日差しがキツい

299
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‪コケだ

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00:17:19,958 --> 00:17:20,875
‪まったく

301
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,083
‪ねえ

302
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,916
‪やめた方が…

303
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,708
‪パートナーは？

304
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‪いないわ

305
00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:29,333
‪今日は独りで来た

306
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:30,458
‪僕もだ

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00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:31,291
‪本当？

308
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:32,625
‪あらそう

309
00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:33,833
‪どう？

310
00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:34,791
‪ええ

311
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‪相棒だ

312
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‪今の握手で？

313
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‪ああ

314
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:39,791
‪でも…

315
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:41,666
‪何をするの？

316
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,708
‪一緒に過ごそう

317
00:17:49,916 --> 00:17:50,916
‪お酒は？

318
00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:52,500
‪タダだ

319
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:53,916
‪シャンパン？

320
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,291
‪いいえ 私は…

321
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,250
‪そこで待ってて

322
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,541
‪おい 見ろ

323
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,291
‪ヴィテッリだ

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‪彼の映画に出れば
‪スターになれる

325
00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:11,458
‪アピールしないと

326
00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:13,333
‪スピーチがあるだろ

327
00:18:13,416 --> 00:18:14,041
‪ああ

328
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‪スピーチ？

329
00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:17,291
‪花嫁付添人の

330
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‪聞いてないぞ

331
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‪式次第に記載が

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‪まさか

333
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:25,500
‪ウソだろ　準備してない

334
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:26,375
‪大丈夫だ

335
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:27,000
‪黙れ

336
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:28,708
‪即興でやれよ

337
00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:31,416
‪クソッ レベッカだ
‪助けてくれ

338
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,541
‪しつこくて参ってる

339
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‪ハーイ

340
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‪やあ 君か

341
00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:40,666
‪車に乗って みんなで移動よ

342
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‪そうか

343
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000
‪シュッシュポッポ…

344
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:45,958
‪汽車のマネ

345
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‪出発進行！

346
00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:51,083
‪ブライアン
‪すごくステキよ

347
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,750
‪会えてうれしい

348
00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:55,625
‪キマッてる

349
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‪どうも

350
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‪失礼

351
00:19:13,916 --> 00:19:16,666
‪背が伸びたわね　上げ底靴？

352
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:17,916
‪おい

353
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,666
‪悪い

354
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,083
‪ジャック！

355
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:21,458
‪その…

356
00:19:21,541 --> 00:19:23,541
‪スーツ 似合ってるわ

357
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:26,875
‪どうも
‪飲み物を取って来るよ

358
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,166
‪お願い

359
00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:29,875
‪ジャック？

360
00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,166
‪ジャック

361
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,083
‪やあ

362
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,000
‪久しぶりね

363
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:39,166
‪会えてうれしいよ

364
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:42,375
‪元気？

365
00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:44,500
‪ああ 元気だ

366
00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:46,041
‪キレイだ

367
00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:47,333
‪ありがと

368
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:51,958
‪イタリアまで来て
‪君がヤッてた男を見るのか

369
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:53,291
‪見なきゃいい

370
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:55,375
‪俺の方が上だ

371
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:57,083
‪何それ

372
00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:58,291
‪分かるだろ

373
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:01,958
‪ヤツよりいい男で
‪セックスもうまい

374
00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:03,666
‪何で分かるのよ

375
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:06,250
‪ヤツを見りゃ分かる…

376
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:08,791
‪俺よりうまいとでも？

377
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,666
‪いい加減にして

378
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,500
‪みんなも言ってくれたぞ

379
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:16,083
‪“君はいい男だ”ってな

380
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‪離れてて

381
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:20,083
‪何でだよ

382
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:25,000
‪もっと

383
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:29,166
‪満足？

384
00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:30,416
‪完璧

385
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:46,333
‪大丈夫？

386
00:20:46,416 --> 00:20:48,333
‪盛大すぎるよね

387
00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:50,208
‪私なら大丈夫

388
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,041
‪愛してるよ

389
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,875
‪君にとって最高の日にしたい

390
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:58,041
‪誰にも邪魔させないわ

391
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:36,125
‪あの日 僕は
‪駐車場に独りきりだった

392
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,083
‪するとヘイリーが…

393
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:40,416
‪ウソでしょ(ファック･ミー)

394
00:21:44,625 --> 00:21:45,916
‪〈今何て？〉

395
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
‪失礼　ちょっと…

396
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:49,958
‪すぐ戻るわ

397
00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:51,833
‪〈今のは…〉

398
00:21:51,916 --> 00:21:54,541
‪〈違う　言葉のあやだ〉

399
00:22:06,416 --> 00:22:07,166
‪やあ

400
00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:08,250
‪マーク

401
00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:10,791
‪何でここにいるの？

402
00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:11,791
‪驚いた？

403
00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:14,541
‪あなたは招待してない

404
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:15,708
‪何の用？

405
00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:19,583
‪これは演出だろ
‪君の本心は分かってる

406
00:22:19,666 --> 00:22:21,666
‪俺も覚悟はできた

407
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:25,250
‪２人で幸せな夫婦になろう

408
00:22:26,041 --> 00:22:27,208
‪何ですって？

409
00:22:28,416 --> 00:22:32,000
‪私はもう結婚して
‪夫婦になった

410
00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:33,583
‪別の男性とね

411
00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:34,791
‪どうも

412
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:37,791
‪後でごあいさつしますね

413
00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:39,750
‪私はあなたに…

414
00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:41,208
‪〈おめでとう〉

415
00:22:41,583 --> 00:22:42,583
‪興味ない

416
00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:44,166
‪分かってる

417
00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:46,875
‪愛されてないと思ったんだろ

418
00:22:46,958 --> 00:22:49,666
‪だからここで愛を証明する！

419
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:52,250
‪異常だわ　気は確か？

420
00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:54,625
‪お願いだから帰って

421
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:55,416
‪イヤだ

422
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,583
‪警備員を呼ぶわよ

423
00:22:58,083 --> 00:23:00,708
‪そうか　試してみろよ

424
00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:02,875
‪このクズ…

425
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,041
‪ロベルト

426
00:23:05,291 --> 00:23:07,791
‪イギリスの友達かな？

427
00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:09,375
‪ロベルトだ

428
00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:11,125
‪ええ　彼は…

429
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,750
‪マークよ

430
00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:16,666
‪寄っただけで もう帰るって

431
00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:17,666
‪残るよ

432
00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:19,333
‪ダメだってば

433
00:23:19,416 --> 00:23:21,875
‪だって席もないもの

434
00:23:21,958 --> 00:23:23,791
‪それなら大丈夫

435
00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:27,500
‪君のいとこが欠席だから
‪１席空いてる

436
00:23:28,416 --> 00:23:30,166
‪それはよかった

437
00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:31,583
‪案内するよ

438
00:23:31,666 --> 00:23:32,916
‪ロベルト…

439
00:23:34,250 --> 00:23:35,250
‪そう…

440
00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,041
‪ファック！

441
00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:40,333
‪それで恋人は？

442
00:23:40,416 --> 00:23:41,416
‪別れたわ

443
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:44,750
‪スタッフ全員と浮気してたの

444
00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:48,750
‪だからヘイリーの
‪結婚式に出るか

445
00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:51,250
‪彼をぶちのめすかだった

446
00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:53,708
‪今からでも遅くない

447
00:23:53,791 --> 00:23:56,833
‪帰国してから
‪ぶちのめせばいい

448
00:23:56,916 --> 00:23:59,416
‪そうね　戻ったらぶちのめす

449
00:24:00,833 --> 00:24:01,875
‪待って

450
00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:03,375
‪何か？

451
00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:10,666
‪君のことをいつも妹に‪―

452
00:24:11,291 --> 00:24:12,291
‪尋ねてた

453
00:24:15,041 --> 00:24:16,791
‪私も同じことを

454
00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:22,000
‪ヘイリーだ

455
00:24:22,083 --> 00:24:23,875
‪すごくキレイよ

456
00:24:23,958 --> 00:24:25,708
‪来てくれてうれしい

457
00:24:25,916 --> 00:24:28,875
‪ちょっと兄を借りるわね

458
00:24:28,958 --> 00:24:31,416
‪待ってて　すぐ戻る

459
00:24:50,125 --> 00:24:51,833
‪おい ヘイリー

460
00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:54,750
‪彼女 さらに
‪キレイになったな

461
00:24:55,416 --> 00:24:59,333
‪なあ 彼女も
‪イギリス人の卓に座るのか？

462
00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:02,416
‪ちょっと黙っててくれる？

463
00:25:02,625 --> 00:25:03,875
‪緊急事態よ

464
00:25:03,958 --> 00:25:04,541
‪何だ

465
00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:06,375
‪マークが来てる

466
00:25:06,583 --> 00:25:08,083
‪あの変人の？

467
00:25:08,166 --> 00:25:09,916
‪何で招待した？

468
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,083
‪してないのに来たの

469
00:25:12,416 --> 00:25:15,208
‪招待してないなら
‪帰らせろよ

470
00:25:15,291 --> 00:25:18,375
‪無理よ　私を愛してるって

471
00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:21,333
‪結婚式をぶち壊す気だわ

472
00:25:21,833 --> 00:25:23,083
‪何だって？

473
00:25:23,166 --> 00:25:26,583
‪イカれてる
‪クスリのやり過ぎよ

474
00:25:26,666 --> 00:25:28,958
‪俺が追い出してやる

475
00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:31,375
‪ダメ　怒らせないで

476
00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:32,416
‪どうする

477
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:34,583
‪分かんないわよ

478
00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:36,458
‪私のピルケースは？

479
00:25:37,041 --> 00:25:38,291
‪早く出して

480
00:25:38,375 --> 00:25:39,958
‪ありがと

481
00:25:40,041 --> 00:25:41,458
‪吐きそう？

482
00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:43,083
‪バケツが要る

483
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,500
‪ファック！

484
00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:46,625
‪ちょっと

485
00:25:46,708 --> 00:25:48,083
‪どうした？

486
00:25:49,625 --> 00:25:50,875
‪そうだわ

487
00:25:51,458 --> 00:25:53,625
‪強力な睡眠薬よ

488
00:25:53,708 --> 00:25:57,041
‪ほんの数滴で
‪しばらく目覚めない

489
00:25:57,541 --> 00:25:58,791
‪何の話だ？

490
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:03,000
‪兄さんと同じ卓だし
‪うまくいく

491
00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:06,000
‪マークのグラスに入れるの

492
00:26:06,083 --> 00:26:07,000
‪完璧だわ

493
00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:10,000
‪残り少ないから慎重にね

494
00:26:10,083 --> 00:26:11,541
‪待ってくれ

495
00:26:11,625 --> 00:26:12,250
‪何よ

496
00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:14,125
‪気は確かか？

497
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,791
‪俺はやらないぞ

498
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:17,958
‪聞いて

499
00:26:18,041 --> 00:26:20,875
‪式を台なしにされたら
‪私は‪―

500
00:26:20,958 --> 00:26:23,291
‪夫の家族の前で恥をかく

501
00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:26,291
‪すでにバカ嫁だと
‪思われてるのに

502
00:26:26,375 --> 00:26:27,458
‪他に方法が

503
00:26:27,541 --> 00:26:28,333
‪ない

504
00:26:28,416 --> 00:26:30,291
‪いや あるはずだ

505
00:26:30,375 --> 00:26:31,000
‪ない

506
00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:32,625
‪絶対あるって

507
00:26:32,708 --> 00:26:33,541
‪聞いて

508
00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:36,625
‪ヘイリー ここにいたのか

509
00:26:37,458 --> 00:26:39,041
‪写真撮影だ

510
00:26:39,125 --> 00:26:39,666
‪やあ

511
00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:40,500
‪どうも

512
00:26:40,583 --> 00:26:42,833
‪ヘイリーは天使だな

513
00:26:44,666 --> 00:26:45,333
‪ああ

514
00:26:45,791 --> 00:26:46,583
‪行こう

515
00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:48,666
‪おい…

516
00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:52,083
‪待てよ　ヘイリー

517
00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:53,416
‪ヘイリー

518
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:54,416
‪おい！

519
00:26:58,458 --> 00:27:00,416
‪彼女は俺の妹…

520
00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:04,000
‪分かったよ

521
00:27:09,791 --> 00:27:10,666
‪チャオ

522
00:27:34,208 --> 00:27:37,500
‪“マーク”

523
00:27:37,583 --> 00:27:39,833
‪この貸しはデカいぞ

524
00:27:49,875 --> 00:27:53,416
‪８人の席順のパターンは
‪何通りだと？

525
00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:55,750
‪難問だから
‪計算するだけムダよ

526
00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:57,958
‪難問だから
‪計算するだけムダよ

527
00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:57,958
{\an8}〝アマンダ〞
〝ジャック〞

528
00:27:58,041 --> 00:27:59,541
{\an8}〝マーク〞

529
00:27:58,041 --> 00:27:59,541
‪答えは数千通り

530
00:27:59,625 --> 00:28:01,375
‪後で調べるといい

531
00:27:59,625 --> 00:28:01,375
{\an8}〝ディナ〞

532
00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:01,458
‪後で調べるといい

533
00:28:01,458 --> 00:28:02,166
‪後で調べるといい

534
00:28:01,458 --> 00:28:02,166
{\an8}〝チャズ〞

535
00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:02,458
‪後で調べるといい

536
00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:08,333
‪とにかく 席順のように
‪一見 ささいなことが

537
00:28:08,708 --> 00:28:10,791
‪実は運命を決める

538
00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:15,041
‪恋の結末を
‪大きく左右することになる

539
00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:30,375
‪ゲストの皆様

540
00:28:33,583 --> 00:28:35,875
‪披露宴を始めます

541
00:28:48,625 --> 00:28:50,583
‪大丈夫　やれる

542
00:28:50,666 --> 00:28:52,750
‪相手も同じ人間だ

543
00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:57,000
‪確かにハンサムだし
‪成功者だが

544
00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:59,458
‪あいさつくらいできる

545
00:28:59,541 --> 00:29:02,041
‪“ブライアンです”
‪簡単だろ

546
00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:03,750
‪彼もただの人間

547
00:29:03,833 --> 00:29:05,583
‪便所だって行く

548
00:29:05,958 --> 00:29:07,208
‪裸だと思え

549
00:29:07,708 --> 00:29:08,833
‪彼は裸だ

550
00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:11,125
‪裸でクソをしてる

551
00:29:27,208 --> 00:29:29,375
‪私たち 隣の席だわ

552
00:29:29,458 --> 00:29:30,333
‪最高

553
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,083
‪どうも

554
00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:43,375
‪ありがと

555
00:29:45,458 --> 00:29:46,708
‪お代わりを

556
00:29:54,041 --> 00:29:56,041
‪私はここ　あなたは…

557
00:29:56,583 --> 00:29:57,833
‪向こうだな

558
00:29:57,916 --> 00:29:59,458
‪まあいいさ

559
00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:01,125
‪手を振るわ

560
00:30:03,291 --> 00:30:04,291
‪よろしく

561
00:30:04,666 --> 00:30:05,875
‪ブライアンだ

562
00:30:06,208 --> 00:30:07,166
‪待て

563
00:30:07,708 --> 00:30:08,958
‪待ってくれ

564
00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:11,833
‪こっちを

565
00:30:14,375 --> 00:30:15,791
‪俺のは…

566
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:19,333
‪乾杯

567
00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:25,083
‪俺の方がデカい

568
00:30:25,166 --> 00:30:27,250
‪長さには自信がある

569
00:30:27,333 --> 00:30:29,166
‪まだペニスの話？

570
00:30:30,041 --> 00:30:30,666
‪ああ

571
00:30:31,250 --> 00:30:34,083
‪言っとくけど太さも重要よ

572
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,541
‪細長い鉛筆ペニスはイヤ

573
00:30:36,958 --> 00:30:38,166
‪俺のは鉛筆？

574
00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:40,166
‪いい加減にして

575
00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:41,875
‪性能はいいだろ

576
00:30:41,958 --> 00:30:43,833
‪あなたのは優秀

577
00:30:43,916 --> 00:30:44,875
‪そうか

578
00:30:46,625 --> 00:30:47,333
‪やあ

579
00:30:47,416 --> 00:30:48,500
‪来たわね

580
00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:53,083
‪冗談でしょ

581
00:30:53,541 --> 00:30:55,791
‪君の隣じゃないのか

582
00:30:55,875 --> 00:30:57,875
‪他人と座れって？

583
00:30:57,958 --> 00:30:59,541
‪どういうこと？

584
00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:01,583
‪俺にも分からない

585
00:31:01,916 --> 00:31:02,666
‪どうも

586
00:31:03,791 --> 00:31:05,000
‪最高‪だな

587
00:31:08,083 --> 00:31:08,875
‪運命だ

588
00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:10,833
‪だろ？

589
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,291
‪どうも

590
00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:22,541
‪何でマークが？

591
00:31:22,625 --> 00:31:23,458
‪後で話す

592
00:31:23,541 --> 00:31:26,458
‪皆様 新郎新婦の入場です

593
00:31:37,791 --> 00:31:39,625
‪乾杯だ　マークも

594
00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:41,250
‪４番卓にようこそ

595
00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:42,791
‪４番卓に乾杯

596
00:31:42,875 --> 00:31:43,875
‪乾杯

597
00:31:45,208 --> 00:31:45,875
‪乾杯

598
00:31:48,666 --> 00:31:49,500
‪僕たちに

599
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:51,458
‪だろ？

600
00:31:55,083 --> 00:31:55,958
‪ありがと

601
00:31:56,708 --> 00:31:59,583
‪アマンダとの交際は長いの？

602
00:31:59,666 --> 00:32:01,416
‪もう１年になる

603
00:32:01,625 --> 00:32:05,291
‪なのに俺じゃなく
‪元カレの隣に座ってる

604
00:32:05,833 --> 00:32:07,250
‪あなたに失礼ね

605
00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:10,875
‪あんな関係だったのに
‪隣に座るなんて

606
00:32:10,958 --> 00:32:11,791
‪つまり？

607
00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:13,416
‪体だけの関係よ

608
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:18,166
‪セックスだけで
‪有意義な関係は築けない

609
00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:20,208
‪なのに隣に座ってる

610
00:32:20,291 --> 00:32:21,750
‪２人の関係は…

611
00:32:21,833 --> 00:32:22,958
‪これはゼロ

612
00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:24,666
‪分かる？

613
00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:27,250
‪ヤるだけで会話はナシ

614
00:32:27,416 --> 00:32:29,583
‪不毛な関係よね

615
00:32:29,666 --> 00:32:32,125
‪もっと強い酒を頼む

616
00:32:32,208 --> 00:32:34,458
‪ヤるだけで会話は…

617
00:32:34,541 --> 00:32:35,458
‪でしょ？

618
00:32:35,541 --> 00:32:36,500
‪ああ…

619
00:32:36,875 --> 00:32:39,875
‪私があげたカフスボタンね

620
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:41,750
‪そうだな

621
00:32:42,416 --> 00:32:44,166
‪他になくてね

622
00:32:46,083 --> 00:32:46,958
‪クソ男

623
00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:50,833
‪君は記者なんだろ？

624
00:32:51,708 --> 00:32:52,250
‪ええ

625
00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:53,333
‪報道か

626
00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:54,791
‪そうよ

627
00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:56,333
‪一発で当てた

628
00:32:57,708 --> 00:32:59,333
‪ファッション系？

629
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,250
‪戦場記者よ

630
00:33:01,333 --> 00:33:03,875
‪もしかして誘拐された？

631
00:33:03,958 --> 00:33:05,166
‪ええ まあ

632
00:33:05,875 --> 00:33:06,708
‪おっと

633
00:33:06,791 --> 00:33:07,833
‪そうね

634
00:33:07,916 --> 00:33:11,375
‪不注意だ
‪いや ちょっと違うな

635
00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:12,583
‪違うわね

636
00:33:12,666 --> 00:33:13,416
‪話して

637
00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:15,750
‪アフガニスタンで取材を…

638
00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:17,833
‪１つ目のミスだな

639
00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:20,708
‪アフガニスタンとはね

640
00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:23,375
‪それで？

641
00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:25,458
‪タリバンが…

642
00:33:25,541 --> 00:33:27,750
‪タリバンか　だろうね

643
00:33:27,833 --> 00:33:31,125
‪タリバン軍が
‪突然やって来て…

644
00:33:31,208 --> 00:33:32,166
‪招待客？

645
00:33:33,333 --> 00:33:33,958
‪いいえ

646
00:33:34,041 --> 00:33:37,250
‪だよね
‪タリバンを招くわけない

647
00:33:38,208 --> 00:33:40,083
‪アフガニスタンで

648
00:33:40,166 --> 00:33:43,750
‪タリバン軍に襲撃され
‪頭に銃を…

649
00:33:43,833 --> 00:33:45,000
‪君の服装は？

650
00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:47,041
‪何を着てた？

651
00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:48,583
‪その服は…

652
00:33:49,708 --> 00:33:50,541
‪ＮＧだ

653
00:33:50,625 --> 00:33:53,291
‪彼らは露出を嫌う

654
00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:56,208
‪胸の露出を

655
00:33:57,166 --> 00:33:58,875
‪ここでは構わない

656
00:33:59,458 --> 00:34:00,958
‪何て言うか…

657
00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:02,750
‪適切な判断だ

658
00:34:02,833 --> 00:34:04,250
‪僕でも誘拐する

659
00:34:06,625 --> 00:34:08,791
‪２人は別れて当然よ

660
00:34:08,875 --> 00:34:11,708
‪だが彼女は
‪ヤツのナニの話を

661
00:34:11,791 --> 00:34:12,333
‪ウソ

662
00:34:12,416 --> 00:34:15,291
‪俺のはデカいし
‪別にいいけど

663
00:34:15,375 --> 00:34:16,125
‪本当？

664
00:34:16,208 --> 00:34:17,708
‪ヤツのよりはな

665
00:34:17,791 --> 00:34:19,625
‪スプーンとフォークだと？

666
00:34:19,708 --> 00:34:20,250
‪両方

667
00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:21,500
‪どっち？

668
00:34:21,583 --> 00:34:23,250
‪両方だ　２本分

669
00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:25,291
‪２本をつなげた長さ？

670
00:34:32,291 --> 00:34:34,041
‪あのアメリカ人は？

671
00:34:34,625 --> 00:34:36,000
‪ディナだ

672
00:34:36,083 --> 00:34:39,166
‪ローマで会った理想の女か

673
00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:40,166
‪誤解だ

674
00:34:40,250 --> 00:34:43,458
‪彼女の話ばかりしてただろ

675
00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:46,291
‪それから何日も拘束され

676
00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:50,291
‪昼か夜かも分からない状況が
‪続いて…

677
00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:52,125
‪自動車保険の仕事を

678
00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:56,208
‪自動車保険会社に勤めてる

679
00:34:58,041 --> 00:34:58,583
‪そう

680
00:34:58,666 --> 00:34:59,875
‪悪くないよ

681
00:35:00,041 --> 00:35:00,625
‪そう

682
00:35:00,708 --> 00:35:02,916
‪退屈な仕事に聞こえる？

683
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,291
‪失礼　話して

684
00:35:05,375 --> 00:35:06,375
‪分かった

685
00:35:07,458 --> 00:35:10,833
‪僕はジムとジェフと働いてる

686
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,458
‪ジェフの本名はジェフリー

687
00:35:13,875 --> 00:35:16,041
‪ジムは2001年に入社

688
00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:18,041
‪ジェフは…

689
00:35:18,541 --> 00:35:19,375
‪ありがと

690
00:35:19,458 --> 00:35:20,291
‪“グラツィエ”

691
00:35:20,375 --> 00:35:21,291
‪グラツィエ

692
00:35:21,375 --> 00:35:21,916
‪正解

693
00:35:22,291 --> 00:35:25,375
‪ジェフは数年後に入社して…

694
00:35:25,458 --> 00:35:27,083
‪彼氏持ちだろ

695
00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,666
‪別れたらしい

696
00:35:28,750 --> 00:35:31,000
‪最低の浮気男だった

697
00:35:31,083 --> 00:35:32,375
‪やったな

698
00:35:32,458 --> 00:35:34,833
‪チャンスをモノにしろ

699
00:35:34,916 --> 00:35:36,416
‪そのつもりだ

700
00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:38,750
‪ジムとジェフは‪―

701
00:35:39,375 --> 00:35:40,375
‪最高だよ

702
00:35:40,458 --> 00:35:42,625
‪飲むペースが速いな

703
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,458
‪この状況じゃ仕方ない

704
00:35:45,541 --> 00:35:46,291
‪確かに

705
00:35:46,375 --> 00:35:48,375
‪拘束中は飲めた？

706
00:36:09,166 --> 00:36:10,916
‪面白い話がある

707
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,416
‪自転車を外に止め‪―

708
00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:15,375
‪オフィスに入った

709
00:36:15,916 --> 00:36:18,458
‪ドアを開けるとシロップが

710
00:36:18,791 --> 00:36:19,875
‪シロップだ

711
00:36:20,083 --> 00:36:24,541
‪取っ手がシロップまみれで
‪床にもこぼれてた

712
00:36:24,625 --> 00:36:26,375
‪ジェフの仕業？

713
00:36:26,458 --> 00:36:28,208
‪ジェフだって？

714
00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:29,666
‪ジェフが…

715
00:36:29,750 --> 00:36:32,041
‪ジェフの入社前だ

716
00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:33,666
‪ごめんなさい

717
00:36:33,833 --> 00:36:35,083
‪そうだった

718
00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:38,791
‪ジムだろ　聞いてる？

719
00:36:38,875 --> 00:36:39,500
‪ええ

720
00:36:39,916 --> 00:36:42,291
‪ジェフの入社は2008年だ

721
00:36:42,666 --> 00:36:43,458
‪待てよ

722
00:36:43,541 --> 00:36:46,000
‪あれは春の出来事だ

723
00:36:46,083 --> 00:36:48,583
‪つまり彼の入社は…

724
00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:51,083
‪2000年代の…

725
00:36:51,583 --> 00:36:52,500
‪待って

726
00:36:53,416 --> 00:36:54,875
‪もういいわ

727
00:36:54,958 --> 00:36:55,708
‪待って

728
00:36:55,791 --> 00:36:56,875
‪ブライアン

729
00:36:57,625 --> 00:36:59,208
‪頼みがある

730
00:36:59,875 --> 00:37:02,791
‪マークを見張っててくれ

731
00:37:04,041 --> 00:37:05,541
‪彼女を口説く

732
00:37:05,958 --> 00:37:06,875
‪やるぞ

733
00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:09,500
‪2006年だったかな

734
00:37:09,583 --> 00:37:10,666
‪2008年だ

735
00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:11,416
‪やあ

736
00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:12,583
‪いいかな

737
00:37:13,125 --> 00:37:13,958
‪悪いね

738
00:37:14,125 --> 00:37:16,666
‪バーでお酒でもどう？

739
00:37:16,750 --> 00:37:17,750
‪いいわね

740
00:37:17,833 --> 00:37:19,500
‪楽しそうだ

741
00:37:23,833 --> 00:37:24,750
‪ウソだろ

742
00:37:24,875 --> 00:37:26,125
‪君も来る？

743
00:37:26,208 --> 00:37:27,625
‪ああ 行くよ

744
00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:46,000
‪ヴィテッリだ

745
00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:47,333
‪どこへ？

746
00:37:47,416 --> 00:37:48,541
‪あいさつに

747
00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:49,875
‪私も行く？

748
00:37:49,958 --> 00:37:50,708
‪結構

749
00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:52,500
‪そう

750
00:37:54,708 --> 00:37:56,875
‪〈言っただろ〉

751
00:37:58,583 --> 00:38:00,500
‪ヴィテッリさん

752
00:38:01,916 --> 00:38:03,291
‪ブライアンです

753
00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:04,500
‪よろしく

754
00:38:04,958 --> 00:38:06,125
‪ブライアン

755
00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:10,958
‪失礼

756
00:38:11,541 --> 00:38:13,208
‪座っても？

757
00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:16,166
‪座らせて

758
00:38:17,791 --> 00:38:19,000
‪用件は？

759
00:38:19,083 --> 00:38:20,166
‪そうでした

760
00:38:20,541 --> 00:38:24,916
‪ヴィテッリさん
‪俺はあなたの大ファンです

761
00:38:25,458 --> 00:38:26,958
‪それはどうも

762
00:38:27,041 --> 00:38:28,125
‪本当です

763
00:38:28,208 --> 00:38:32,083
‪それでぜひ
‪教えてほしいんです

764
00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:34,000
‪映画の着想は…

765
00:38:35,041 --> 00:38:36,291
‪どこから？

766
00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:38,250
‪映画の着想？

767
00:38:40,875 --> 00:38:43,583
‪映画のアイデアというのは…

768
00:38:44,916 --> 00:38:46,541
‪作るものじゃない

769
00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:48,500
‪ただ自然に…

770
00:38:49,875 --> 00:38:51,375
‪生まれるものだ

771
00:38:51,541 --> 00:38:54,208
‪分かるか？　心の中の…

772
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:57,625
‪自分の中の暗い…

773
00:38:58,250 --> 00:38:58,875
‪暗部？

774
00:38:58,958 --> 00:39:00,583
‪秘めた部分からね

775
00:39:00,666 --> 00:39:01,916
‪すばらしい

776
00:39:07,833 --> 00:39:08,583
‪おい

777
00:39:17,750 --> 00:39:18,750
‪ヴィテッリ

778
00:39:20,458 --> 00:39:22,333
‪わざわざありがとう

779
00:39:22,416 --> 00:39:23,166
‪どうも

780
00:39:23,250 --> 00:39:24,083
‪じゃあ

781
00:39:27,083 --> 00:39:28,458
‪楽しかったよ

782
00:39:28,541 --> 00:39:29,291
‪どうも

783
00:39:30,750 --> 00:39:31,250
‪失礼

784
00:39:35,458 --> 00:39:36,208
‪どう？

785
00:39:37,583 --> 00:39:39,041
‪うまく話せた？

786
00:39:39,458 --> 00:39:40,208
‪まあね

787
00:39:40,291 --> 00:39:41,791
‪思ったとおりよ

788
00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:43,250
‪大成功ね

789
00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:45,833
‪あなたの顔を見れば分かる

790
00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:59,791
‪ジェフは手袋をしたまま
‪笑ってた

791
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,500
‪紫色のジャージ姿でね

792
00:40:02,583 --> 00:40:05,708
‪“大成功だ”って絶賛したよ

793
00:40:05,791 --> 00:40:06,791
‪シドニー

794
00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:10,041
‪気を悪くしないでくれ

795
00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:12,541
‪できれば‪―

796
00:40:12,625 --> 00:40:15,458
‪個人的に話したいんだ

797
00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:16,666
‪つまり…

798
00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:18,708
‪２人きりで

799
00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:20,000
‪男同士で？

800
00:40:21,750 --> 00:40:23,166
‪いいかな？

801
00:40:26,583 --> 00:40:28,000
‪なあ シドニー

802
00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:28,791
‪何だ？

803
00:40:28,875 --> 00:40:30,875
‪そうじゃなくて…

804
00:40:31,541 --> 00:40:33,250
‪俺とディナで話を

805
00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:37,250
‪僕は？

806
00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:38,500
‪さあね

807
00:40:38,875 --> 00:40:40,291
‪向こうに行く？

808
00:40:40,541 --> 00:40:41,583
‪向こう？

809
00:40:46,416 --> 00:40:47,250
‪分かった

810
00:40:47,958 --> 00:40:50,166
‪じゃあ また後で

811
00:40:50,250 --> 00:40:51,583
‪ああ 悪い

812
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,375
‪最悪の気分だ

813
00:40:54,625 --> 00:40:56,250
‪後ろめたいわ

814
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,083
‪あなたはセレブよ

815
00:41:06,166 --> 00:41:09,208
‪でも自慢しないからステキ

816
00:41:09,291 --> 00:41:11,250
‪あなたって最高

817
00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:12,416
‪なんてね

818
00:41:15,958 --> 00:41:18,000
‪彼女はお前を愛してる

819
00:41:19,166 --> 00:41:20,208
‪お前の女だ

820
00:41:21,041 --> 00:41:21,916
‪キメろよ

821
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,208
‪絶対にお前を愛してる

822
00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:31,083
‪シドニーが戻る前に
‪あなたの話を

823
00:41:31,416 --> 00:41:32,333
‪つまり…

824
00:41:32,416 --> 00:41:35,250
‪３年間の出来事を
‪10秒で話して

825
00:41:35,333 --> 00:41:36,291
‪できるわ

826
00:41:36,375 --> 00:41:39,708
‪彼女はいたが
‪最悪の関係だっ‪た

827
00:41:39,791 --> 00:41:41,916
‪アマンダが元カノだ

828
00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:45,750
‪それからアジアを旅して…

829
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,791
‪病気になって帰国

830
00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:52,000
‪建築技師の資格が
‪やっと取れたところだ

831
00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:54,000
‪８秒で話した

832
00:41:54,083 --> 00:41:55,333
‪数えてた？

833
00:41:55,833 --> 00:41:59,583
‪２秒残ってるけど
‪他に話はない？

834
00:41:59,666 --> 00:42:02,291
‪悲しいけど本当にない

835
00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:04,583
‪内容は濃かった

836
00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:10,375
‪やあ

837
00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:11,750
‪すぐ戻るわ

838
00:42:13,333 --> 00:42:14,541
‪起きてるわね

839
00:42:14,625 --> 00:42:16,041
‪起きてるさ

840
00:42:16,125 --> 00:42:18,750
‪当然だろ　それより話がある

841
00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:21,375
‪いいけど

842
00:42:21,458 --> 00:42:24,291
‪バカなことは言わないでよ

843
00:42:26,750 --> 00:42:27,791
‪結婚しよう

844
00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:30,041
‪イカれてるわ

845
00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:34,291
‪いい？　私はロベルトを
‪愛してるの

846
00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:36,416
‪ウソだ

847
00:42:37,666 --> 00:42:38,666
‪何でよ

848
00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:40,916
‪俺たちは結ばれてる

849
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,583
‪彼に言うのが怖いだけだろ

850
00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:46,583
‪君が言わないなら俺から話す

851
00:42:46,666 --> 00:42:48,791
‪ゲストの皆様

852
00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:56,083
‪新郎新婦の
‪初めてのダンスです

853
00:42:58,583 --> 00:42:59,791
‪そこにいて

854
00:43:32,875 --> 00:43:34,625
‪今度は君の番だ

855
00:43:35,041 --> 00:43:37,333
‪海外特派員だから‪―

856
00:43:37,416 --> 00:43:40,500
‪悲惨な場所にも派遣された

857
00:43:40,916 --> 00:43:43,291
‪処刑を目撃し誘拐もされた

858
00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:46,416
‪帰国後は
‪母が病気で亡くなった

859
00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:48,208
‪しかも恋人は

860
00:43:48,291 --> 00:43:51,875
‪オフィスの女性全員と寝てた

861
00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:55,250
‪まあ…

862
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,208
‪そんなとこよ

863
00:44:00,166 --> 00:44:01,125
‪残念だ

864
00:44:01,458 --> 00:44:03,750
‪いいの　それが人生よ

865
00:44:03,833 --> 00:44:06,125
‪残念だが君の話は12秒だ

866
00:44:07,083 --> 00:44:08,208
‪つまり…

867
00:44:09,208 --> 00:44:10,458
‪君の負け

868
00:44:11,916 --> 00:44:13,041
‪とにかく…

869
00:44:13,625 --> 00:44:14,583
‪今後は‪―

870
00:44:15,291 --> 00:44:17,541
‪いいことだけ起こるはず

871
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,416
‪そう願うわ

872
00:44:31,458 --> 00:44:32,291
‪ドレスが

873
00:44:32,375 --> 00:44:33,125
‪ごめん

874
00:44:33,208 --> 00:44:34,041
‪どこへ？

875
00:44:34,125 --> 00:44:35,791
‪ここでいい

876
00:44:36,916 --> 00:44:37,958
‪何だ？

877
00:44:38,041 --> 00:44:40,125
‪マークが起きてる

878
00:44:40,208 --> 00:44:40,875
‪何で？

879
00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:44,291
‪簡単な計画なのに
‪何でしくじるのよ

880
00:44:44,375 --> 00:44:48,000
‪仕方ないだろ
‪薬を盛るのは初めてなんだ

881
00:44:48,833 --> 00:44:50,333
‪嫌だったのに…

882
00:44:50,416 --> 00:44:51,625
‪分かってる

883
00:44:51,708 --> 00:44:55,125
‪とにかく彼を
‪ロベルトに近づけないで

884
00:44:55,208 --> 00:44:56,458
‪私は忙しいの

885
00:44:56,875 --> 00:44:58,333
‪写真撮影でね

886
00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:00,791
‪ディナとは？

887
00:45:01,208 --> 00:45:03,041
‪うまくいってる

888
00:45:03,458 --> 00:45:04,333
‪よかった

889
00:45:04,416 --> 00:45:08,416
‪母さんは“最悪を覚悟し
‪最善を望め”って

890
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,875
‪まさに そのとおりに…

891
00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:12,458
‪そう よかった

892
00:45:21,291 --> 00:45:22,208
‪タマが…

893
00:45:22,916 --> 00:45:23,750
‪やあ

894
00:45:24,083 --> 00:45:24,875
‪ハーイ

895
00:45:25,208 --> 00:45:26,416
‪クリスティーナよ

896
00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:27,875
‪グラスを頼む

897
00:45:28,708 --> 00:45:29,958
‪ちょっと…

898
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:32,833
‪調整が

899
00:45:34,250 --> 00:45:36,250
‪キルトだよ　失礼

900
00:45:37,250 --> 00:45:38,000
‪悪いね

901
00:45:39,041 --> 00:45:40,166
‪中で…

902
00:45:40,833 --> 00:45:42,916
‪こんな衣装 あり得ない

903
00:45:43,916 --> 00:45:46,750
‪ヌンチャクみたいに
‪絡まってる

904
00:45:48,875 --> 00:45:49,833
‪ほどけた

905
00:45:54,791 --> 00:45:55,833
‪解決した

906
00:45:56,125 --> 00:45:58,083
‪どうも　シドニーだ

907
00:45:58,166 --> 00:45:58,875
‪そう

908
00:45:59,625 --> 00:46:00,416
‪そうか

909
00:46:01,125 --> 00:46:02,083
‪いいさ

910
00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:03,750
‪行けばいい

911
00:46:12,958 --> 00:46:13,583
‪なあ

912
00:46:14,583 --> 00:46:15,416
‪何か？

913
00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:17,208
‪うまい手だな

914
00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:18,833
‪何が？

915
00:46:18,916 --> 00:46:22,208
‪アマンダの隣になるよう
‪仕組んだな

916
00:46:23,708 --> 00:46:27,333
‪妹の式で元カノの隣に
‪座りたいとでも？

917
00:46:27,666 --> 00:46:28,708
‪マゾか？

918
00:46:28,791 --> 00:46:30,208
‪偶然だとでも？

919
00:46:30,291 --> 00:46:31,125
‪偶然だ

920
00:46:31,208 --> 00:46:32,833
‪ああ そうかよ

921
00:46:32,916 --> 00:46:34,791
‪なあ 聞いてくれ

922
00:46:35,666 --> 00:46:38,875
‪アマンダとは
‪完全に終わってる

923
00:46:38,958 --> 00:46:40,416
‪２年交際したが

924
00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:42,708
‪最終的には憎み合ってた

925
00:46:42,791 --> 00:46:44,208
‪憎んでるのか

926
00:46:44,708 --> 00:46:46,166
‪そこまでは…

927
00:46:46,250 --> 00:46:47,083
‪言ったろ

928
00:46:47,166 --> 00:46:49,083
‪嫌いではある

929
00:46:49,541 --> 00:46:52,416
‪言葉に気をつけろ
‪俺の婚約者だ

930
00:46:53,083 --> 00:46:53,666
‪へえ

931
00:46:54,083 --> 00:46:55,083
‪何だよ

932
00:46:55,875 --> 00:46:58,708
‪お前のじゃないと
‪ダメってか？

933
00:46:59,125 --> 00:47:02,333
‪俺のは役不足？
‪バカにするな

934
00:47:02,416 --> 00:47:06,500
‪“こいつ 粗チンだな
‪みんな笑ってるぞ”

935
00:47:06,583 --> 00:47:08,041
‪笑い者はお前だ

936
00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:10,625
‪デカチンをさらして
‪歩いてる

937
00:47:10,708 --> 00:47:13,625
‪“見ろ　立派なペニスだろ”

938
00:47:13,708 --> 00:47:15,875
‪“ムスコを称賛しろ”

939
00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:19,541
‪“巨大ペニスだぞ
‪愛してくれよ～”

940
00:47:22,958 --> 00:47:24,625
‪意味不明だ

941
00:47:24,708 --> 00:47:25,416
‪そうか

942
00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:27,250
‪彼女に近づくな

943
00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:30,000
‪近づかない

944
00:47:30,083 --> 00:47:30,708
‪よし

945
00:47:31,708 --> 00:47:32,291
‪失礼

946
00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:33,458
‪楽しかった

947
00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:34,500
‪そうだな

948
00:47:34,583 --> 00:47:35,333
‪どうも

949
00:47:35,708 --> 00:47:36,500
‪ああ

950
00:47:36,958 --> 00:47:37,708
‪じゃあ

951
00:47:37,916 --> 00:47:38,458
‪ああ

952
00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:41,666
‪あら

953
00:47:43,250 --> 00:47:43,916
‪やあ

954
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,458
‪大丈夫？

955
00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:47,708
‪ああ

956
00:47:49,208 --> 00:47:50,458
‪何か飲む？

957
00:47:50,666 --> 00:47:51,833
‪ああ ぜひ

958
00:47:51,916 --> 00:47:54,333
‪ワインはやめてジン…

959
00:47:54,583 --> 00:47:55,458
‪ファック

960
00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:56,666
‪失礼

961
00:48:00,041 --> 00:48:02,083
‪“ジン･‪ファック‪”を

962
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,125
‪冗談よ

963
00:48:13,166 --> 00:48:14,041
‪何だよ

964
00:48:15,541 --> 00:48:16,833
‪悪いね

965
00:48:16,916 --> 00:48:18,000
‪すまない

966
00:48:19,166 --> 00:48:19,750
‪何で…

967
00:48:20,541 --> 00:48:21,708
‪いいから…

968
00:48:22,333 --> 00:48:23,375
‪待ってくれ

969
00:48:23,916 --> 00:48:24,500
‪頼む

970
00:48:24,625 --> 00:48:27,041
‪妹を好きなのは知ってる

971
00:48:27,125 --> 00:48:29,958
‪だが君の片思いだ　諦めろ

972
00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:31,541
‪俺の片思い？

973
00:48:31,666 --> 00:48:32,666
‪じゃあ…

974
00:48:33,208 --> 00:48:36,125
‪何で３週間前に
‪俺とヤッた？

975
00:48:41,375 --> 00:48:42,000
‪何て？

976
00:48:42,083 --> 00:48:42,791
‪そう

977
00:48:43,625 --> 00:48:45,916
‪ヤッたんだよ

978
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:46,750
‪待った

979
00:48:47,916 --> 00:48:50,666
‪何があったか知らないが

980
00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:52,416
‪妹は幸せなんだ

981
00:48:53,333 --> 00:48:55,416
‪邪魔しないでくれ

982
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:56,416
‪そうか

983
00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:58,875
‪彼女を幸せにするのは俺だ

984
00:48:59,791 --> 00:49:01,041
‪いいから待て

985
00:49:01,583 --> 00:49:02,708
‪落ち着け

986
00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:04,458
‪マジかよ

987
00:49:04,541 --> 00:49:05,291
‪悪いな

988
00:49:05,416 --> 00:49:07,166
‪本当にすまない

989
00:49:08,416 --> 00:49:10,666
‪ああ ジャック

990
00:49:10,916 --> 00:49:14,208
‪ホテルに戻って
‪着替えてくるよ

991
00:49:14,291 --> 00:49:17,125
‪そうか　手を貸してくれ

992
00:49:17,208 --> 00:49:18,500
‪シドニー！

993
00:49:18,583 --> 00:49:19,708
‪分かった

994
00:49:19,791 --> 00:49:20,416
‪おい

995
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:21,333
‪今行く

996
00:49:22,041 --> 00:49:23,041
‪部屋が要る

997
00:49:23,125 --> 00:49:24,041
‪何事だ？

998
00:49:24,125 --> 00:49:25,458
‪説明は後だ

999
00:49:26,208 --> 00:49:27,791
‪ヴィテッリだ

1000
00:49:28,041 --> 00:49:30,291
‪ディナよ　よろしく

1001
00:49:30,625 --> 00:49:32,000
‪あなたのファン

1002
00:49:33,250 --> 00:49:34,083
‪よし

1003
00:49:34,416 --> 00:49:35,416
‪入ったぞ

1004
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,916
‪シドニー 戸棚を

1005
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,250
‪反対の扉も

1006
00:49:39,458 --> 00:49:40,208
‪いくぞ

1007
00:49:43,250 --> 00:49:44,625
‪頼む　やめろ！

1008
00:49:44,708 --> 00:49:45,333
‪バーイ

1009
00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:47,625
‪ジムのと同じ絵だ

1010
00:49:48,041 --> 00:49:49,250
‪いいね

1011
00:49:49,875 --> 00:49:50,666
‪頼む

1012
00:49:50,750 --> 00:49:52,333
‪助けてくれ！

1013
00:49:57,458 --> 00:49:58,541
‪〈どうも〉

1014
00:49:59,041 --> 00:50:00,625
‪ちょっといいか？

1015
00:50:00,750 --> 00:50:02,041
‪もちろん

1016
00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:03,416
‪失礼

1017
00:50:04,166 --> 00:50:05,166
‪〈失礼〉

1018
00:50:06,125 --> 00:50:06,875
‪何よ

1019
00:50:09,083 --> 00:50:09,666
‪なあ

1020
00:50:10,291 --> 00:50:11,958
‪今 返事が欲しい

1021
00:50:12,083 --> 00:50:13,333
‪何の話？

1022
00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:14,958
‪結婚の件だ

1023
00:50:15,041 --> 00:50:17,666
‪元カレに未練でも？

1024
00:50:17,750 --> 00:50:19,500
‪バカ言わないで

1025
00:50:20,125 --> 00:50:23,625
‪ならいい
‪彼は君を憎んでるしな

1026
00:50:27,333 --> 00:50:28,208
‪上物だ

1027
00:50:31,291 --> 00:50:32,166
‪今何て？

1028
00:50:37,458 --> 00:50:40,000
‪戸棚に閉じ込められた！

1029
00:50:40,125 --> 00:50:41,125
‪助けて！

1030
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,000
‪何なの？

1031
00:50:53,666 --> 00:50:56,041
‪妙な話を聞いた

1032
00:50:56,250 --> 00:50:59,583
‪３週間前に
‪マークとヤッたのか

1033
00:51:01,083 --> 00:51:02,583
‪彼が言ったの？

1034
00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:05,250
‪あり得ない　最低ね

1035
00:51:05,333 --> 00:51:08,083
‪お前は本当にウソが下手だな

1036
00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:09,291
‪何でだよ

1037
00:51:09,375 --> 00:51:12,416
‪分かってる　あれは事故よ

1038
00:51:13,500 --> 00:51:14,375
‪どうも

1039
00:51:17,375 --> 00:51:20,916
‪事故でセックスって
‪何なんだよ

1040
00:51:21,333 --> 00:51:22,541
‪説明させて

1041
00:51:22,625 --> 00:51:26,291
‪結婚式の重圧で
‪ロンドンに戻った時

1042
00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:30,125
‪パブで飲んでたら
‪マークに会ったの

1043
00:51:30,208 --> 00:51:34,250
‪２人で飲んでるうちに
‪気づいたらヤッてた

1044
00:51:34,333 --> 00:51:36,291
‪でも一夜限りよ

1045
00:51:36,750 --> 00:51:40,458
‪彼は15歳の時から
‪私に夢中だったの

1046
00:51:40,541 --> 00:51:43,166
‪でもあの時まで何もなかった

1047
00:51:43,250 --> 00:51:47,416
‪イチャついたり
‪胸を触らせたりはしたかも

1048
00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:48,875
‪詳細はいい

1049
00:51:48,958 --> 00:51:49,708
‪ごめん

1050
00:51:50,375 --> 00:51:52,708
‪ロベルトを愛してるのかと

1051
00:51:52,791 --> 00:51:54,458
‪愛してるわ

1052
00:51:55,166 --> 00:51:57,166
‪誰よりも愛してる

1053
00:51:57,916 --> 00:51:59,666
‪知られたくない

1054
00:51:59,916 --> 00:52:01,541
‪傷つけたくないの

1055
00:52:01,875 --> 00:52:03,208
‪ゲストの皆様

1056
00:52:03,291 --> 00:52:07,583
‪花嫁付添人の
‪ブライアンの祝辞です

1057
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,375
‪ブライアンは？

1058
00:52:17,541 --> 00:52:18,166
‪おい

1059
00:52:20,375 --> 00:52:22,375
‪おい ブライアン

1060
00:52:22,791 --> 00:52:23,541
‪なあ

1061
00:52:25,250 --> 00:52:27,208
‪スピーチの時間だ

1062
00:52:27,291 --> 00:52:28,291
‪スピーチ？

1063
00:52:28,458 --> 00:52:30,500
‪結婚式の祝辞だよ

1064
00:52:30,583 --> 00:52:31,416
‪結婚式？

1065
00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:34,375
‪ヘイリーの式だろ
‪お前は付添人

1066
00:52:34,458 --> 00:52:35,125
‪ああ

1067
00:52:35,208 --> 00:52:36,375
‪そうだ

1068
00:52:36,458 --> 00:52:38,791
‪ヴィテッリにアピールしろ

1069
00:52:38,875 --> 00:52:39,750
‪そうだな

1070
00:52:42,666 --> 00:52:43,708
‪〈彼は？〉

1071
00:53:19,041 --> 00:53:21,541
‪みんなが俺を見てる～

1072
00:53:28,125 --> 00:53:29,500
‪変な夢だな

1073
00:53:35,833 --> 00:53:37,458
‪ヴィテッリもいる

1074
00:53:38,458 --> 00:53:40,208
‪彼は映画監督だ

1075
00:53:41,333 --> 00:53:43,000
‪いい男だよな

1076
00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:45,750
‪魅力的だ

1077
00:53:47,083 --> 00:53:49,125
‪俺はゲイじゃないが…

1078
00:53:49,875 --> 00:53:51,083
‪ヤッてもいい

1079
00:53:53,375 --> 00:53:55,625
‪役をもらえるならね

1080
00:53:56,916 --> 00:53:59,625
‪チョイ役で構わない

1081
00:54:01,166 --> 00:54:02,333
‪うまくやる

1082
00:54:02,666 --> 00:54:03,916
‪監督のために

1083
00:54:07,375 --> 00:54:09,458
‪役をくれよ　クソ野郎

1084
00:54:19,166 --> 00:54:20,000
‪ケーキだ

1085
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,250
‪夢のケーキ

1086
00:54:26,958 --> 00:54:28,083
‪ブライアン

1087
00:54:37,625 --> 00:54:38,250
‪なあ…

1088
00:54:38,333 --> 00:54:39,375
‪イヤだ！

1089
00:54:39,458 --> 00:54:41,458
‪トイレに行こう

1090
00:54:41,541 --> 00:54:43,916
‪花嫁付添人に拍手を

1091
00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:49,208
‪拍手！

1092
00:54:53,833 --> 00:54:54,916
‪誰か！

1093
00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:57,125
‪助けてくれ！

1094
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,125
‪助けて！

1095
00:55:02,208 --> 00:55:04,458
‪早く出してくれ

1096
00:55:04,541 --> 00:55:06,625
‪助けて　頼む！

1097
00:55:14,041 --> 00:55:15,041
‪ありがとう

1098
00:55:15,875 --> 00:55:17,333
‪美しいケーキだ

1099
00:55:20,291 --> 00:55:21,541
‪問題でも？

1100
00:55:22,416 --> 00:55:25,416
‪職場で問題が　帰らなきゃ

1101
00:55:25,791 --> 00:55:27,750
‪私の車で送ろう

1102
00:55:27,833 --> 00:55:30,041
‪ありがとう　助かるわ

1103
00:55:30,625 --> 00:55:31,500
‪行こう

1104
00:55:31,916 --> 00:55:33,250
‪外で待ってる

1105
00:55:40,833 --> 00:55:42,041
‪ヘイリー

1106
00:55:42,125 --> 00:55:42,625
‪失礼

1107
00:55:42,708 --> 00:55:45,250
‪もう行かなきゃ　ごめんね

1108
00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:46,708
‪分かったわ

1109
00:55:46,791 --> 00:55:49,291
‪ディナが帰る　行って

1110
00:55:50,125 --> 00:55:50,958
‪分かった

1111
00:55:53,291 --> 00:55:55,416
‪ブライアン 座って

1112
00:55:56,583 --> 00:55:57,666
‪ちょっと

1113
00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:00,333
‪よし

1114
00:56:00,708 --> 00:56:01,708
‪じゃあね

1115
00:56:02,458 --> 00:56:03,458
‪バイバイ

1116
00:56:08,125 --> 00:56:08,750
‪ディナ

1117
00:56:09,833 --> 00:56:11,958
‪ジャック 捜したわ

1118
00:56:12,041 --> 00:56:12,958
‪帰るのか

1119
00:56:13,083 --> 00:56:14,875
‪緊急事態なの

1120
00:56:14,958 --> 00:56:17,333
‪メキシコでハリケーンなのに

1121
00:56:17,416 --> 00:56:19,208
‪編集者は食中毒に

1122
00:56:19,291 --> 00:56:23,375
‪ごめんなさいね
‪また次の機会に…

1123
00:56:23,458 --> 00:56:26,916
‪メキシコに来る予定はない？

1124
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,208
‪君に言いたいことが

1125
00:56:29,333 --> 00:56:30,125
‪何なの？

1126
00:56:31,083 --> 00:56:32,333
‪俺は…

1127
00:56:32,416 --> 00:56:33,791
‪いたわね

1128
00:56:33,875 --> 00:56:36,125
‪私を憎んでるって？

1129
00:56:36,791 --> 00:56:38,000
‪彼に聞いた

1130
00:56:38,083 --> 00:56:39,041
‪誤解だ

1131
00:56:39,125 --> 00:56:40,166
‪言ったぞ

1132
00:56:40,250 --> 00:56:43,500
‪“憎い”という言葉は
‪使ったけど

1133
00:56:43,583 --> 00:56:44,916
‪訂正した

1134
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,375
‪“嫌い”にな

1135
00:56:46,625 --> 00:56:48,500
‪まあ 優しいこと

1136
00:56:48,583 --> 00:56:49,875
‪俺が嫌いだろ

1137
00:56:49,958 --> 00:56:53,291
‪悲惨な関係だったのは事実だ

1138
00:56:57,208 --> 00:56:57,833
‪だろ？

1139
00:56:58,458 --> 00:57:00,000
‪ええ そうね

1140
00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:02,458
‪フェアな意見だわ

1141
00:57:03,166 --> 00:57:03,916
‪どうも

1142
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:04,583
‪ああ

1143
00:57:05,041 --> 00:57:06,208
‪もう１つだけ

1144
00:57:06,291 --> 00:57:07,125
‪何だ？

1145
00:57:07,208 --> 00:57:08,708
‪ジャック！

1146
00:57:08,791 --> 00:57:10,625
‪このクソ野郎！

1147
00:57:10,708 --> 00:57:11,833
‪大丈夫？

1148
00:57:12,291 --> 00:57:13,541
‪こっちを見て

1149
00:57:13,625 --> 00:57:15,458
‪あなたと結婚する

1150
00:57:15,541 --> 00:57:16,833
‪でも俺は…

1151
00:57:18,041 --> 00:57:18,791
‪見せて

1152
00:57:19,041 --> 00:57:21,166
‪いつも鼻血が出る

1153
00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:29,666
‪ヘイリーと寝た

1154
00:57:30,541 --> 00:57:31,708
‪〈今何て？〉

1155
00:57:31,791 --> 00:57:32,875
‪〈ウソ〉

1156
00:57:32,958 --> 00:57:34,500
‪〈何てことを〉

1157
00:57:35,458 --> 00:57:37,958
‪俺たちは愛し合ってる

1158
00:57:38,041 --> 00:57:39,916
‪ヘイリー 言えよ

1159
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,458
‪降りなさいよ

1160
00:57:45,541 --> 00:57:46,583
‪ヘイリー！

1161
00:57:47,041 --> 00:57:48,041
‪やめろ！

1162
00:57:48,875 --> 00:57:50,333
‪いいから行って

1163
00:57:50,416 --> 00:57:51,041
‪ごめん

1164
00:57:51,125 --> 00:57:52,750
‪鼻血には慣れてる

1165
00:57:53,541 --> 00:57:54,583
‪大丈夫だ

1166
00:57:55,041 --> 00:57:55,791
‪行って

1167
00:57:56,416 --> 00:57:57,666
‪メールする

1168
00:57:58,875 --> 00:57:59,500
‪もう！

1169
00:57:59,583 --> 00:58:01,500
‪俺なら大丈夫

1170
00:58:06,833 --> 00:58:07,916
‪ヘイリー

1171
00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:09,250
‪ヘイリー！

1172
00:58:14,166 --> 00:58:15,166
‪本当か？

1173
00:58:25,458 --> 00:58:26,291
‪待って

1174
00:58:26,625 --> 00:58:27,416
‪お願い

1175
00:58:35,375 --> 00:58:36,250
‪じゃあ…

1176
00:58:36,375 --> 00:58:37,833
‪〈座って〉

1177
00:58:46,416 --> 00:58:47,750
‪ヴィテッリ

1178
00:58:48,291 --> 00:58:49,583
‪ヴィテッリ

1179
00:58:50,125 --> 00:58:51,625
‪ヴィテッリ！

1180
00:58:52,125 --> 00:58:53,833
‪役をくれ クソ野郎

1181
00:59:02,875 --> 00:59:04,125
‪チクショウ

1182
00:59:09,958 --> 00:59:10,916
‪お願い

1183
00:59:11,208 --> 00:59:12,625
‪話を聞いて

1184
00:59:14,125 --> 00:59:16,125
‪ひどい　何でだよ

1185
00:59:16,208 --> 00:59:17,416
‪まるで悪夢だ

1186
00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:19,375
‪お願い 許して

1187
00:59:19,458 --> 00:59:21,375
‪あなたを愛してるの

1188
00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:22,791
‪もう終わりだ

1189
00:59:22,875 --> 00:59:24,125
‪話を聞いて

1190
00:59:24,208 --> 00:59:26,083
‪嫌だ　聞きたくない

1191
00:59:26,166 --> 00:59:28,250
‪二度と顔を見たくない

1192
00:59:28,625 --> 00:59:29,791
‪式は中止だ！

1193
00:59:29,875 --> 00:59:30,375
‪ねえ

1194
00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:38,416
‪ほらね

1195
00:59:39,375 --> 00:59:42,958
‪ちょっとした不運で
‪すべてが台なし

1196
00:59:43,583 --> 00:59:46,250
‪もし何かが違っていたら？

1197
00:59:46,916 --> 00:59:48,416
‪言ったでしょ

1198
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:52,250
‪８人の席順のパターンは
‪数千通りだって

1199
01:00:51,041 --> 01:00:51,666
‪乾杯

1200
01:00:52,708 --> 01:00:53,333
‪乾杯

1201
01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:55,625
‪そしてこれが‪―

1202
01:00:55,791 --> 01:00:59,708
‪ハッピーエンドを迎える
‪最後のチャンス

1203
01:01:00,416 --> 01:01:02,041
‪やあ どうも

1204
01:01:11,958 --> 01:01:12,916
‪クソッ

1205
01:01:15,166 --> 01:01:15,916
‪何？

1206
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:16,916
‪クソッ！

1207
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,041
‪ジャック

1208
01:01:18,750 --> 01:01:20,833
‪チクショウ

1209
01:01:21,708 --> 01:01:23,416
‪用を思い出した

1210
01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:24,750
‪ちょっと

1211
01:01:28,250 --> 01:01:29,375
‪〈失礼〉

1212
01:01:29,458 --> 01:01:30,541
‪すみません

1213
01:01:31,041 --> 01:01:31,875
‪クソッ

1214
01:01:32,750 --> 01:01:34,166
‪失礼するよ

1215
01:01:49,083 --> 01:01:50,791
‪何やってんだよ

1216
01:01:50,875 --> 01:01:52,625
‪睡眠薬を飲んだ

1217
01:01:52,708 --> 01:01:55,708
‪普通 妹の結婚式で飲むか？

1218
01:01:55,791 --> 01:01:58,208
‪好んで飲むわけないだろ

1219
01:01:59,250 --> 01:02:00,750
‪俺が吐きそうだ

1220
01:02:00,833 --> 01:02:03,416
‪指を入れてるのに吐けない

1221
01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:05,500
‪ダメだ　できない

1222
01:02:05,958 --> 01:02:08,625
‪お前の指を俺の‪喉(のど)‪に入れろ

1223
01:02:09,416 --> 01:02:10,166
‪はあ？

1224
01:02:10,250 --> 01:02:12,041
‪自分じゃ無理だ

1225
01:02:12,125 --> 01:02:13,625
‪助けてくれよ

1226
01:02:13,708 --> 01:02:17,041
‪お前の指は
‪妙に太くて長いから

1227
01:02:17,125 --> 01:02:18,291
‪奥まで届く

1228
01:02:18,375 --> 01:02:21,166
‪ヴィテッリの件で忙しいんだ

1229
01:02:21,250 --> 01:02:23,166
‪居眠りなんかしたら

1230
01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:25,583
‪ディナにバカだと思われる

1231
01:02:25,666 --> 01:02:26,250
‪だな

1232
01:02:26,333 --> 01:02:27,916
‪頼む　助けてくれ

1233
01:02:28,375 --> 01:02:29,083
‪無理だ

1234
01:02:29,166 --> 01:02:30,833
‪俺を助けてくれ

1235
01:02:30,916 --> 01:02:32,250
‪マジで無理

1236
01:02:32,333 --> 01:02:34,166
‪ヘイリーの式だぞ

1237
01:02:38,583 --> 01:02:40,000
‪分かったよ

1238
01:02:40,083 --> 01:02:42,791
‪俺はいい友達だよな

1239
01:02:42,875 --> 01:02:44,500
‪すばらしい友達だ

1240
01:02:44,583 --> 01:02:45,416
‪最高だろ

1241
01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:47,166
‪最高の友達だよ

1242
01:02:52,291 --> 01:02:54,958
‪皆様 新郎新婦の入場です

1243
01:03:02,833 --> 01:03:05,125
‪どうすればいい？

1244
01:03:05,208 --> 01:03:07,500
‪いいから指を出せ

1245
01:03:07,916 --> 01:03:08,958
‪真っすぐだ

1246
01:03:09,041 --> 01:03:10,041
‪分かった

1247
01:03:12,333 --> 01:03:14,083
‪やっぱり無理だ

1248
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,458
‪人生最悪の瞬間だな

1249
01:03:26,708 --> 01:03:28,541
‪失礼　ちょっと…

1250
01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:31,250
‪２人の様子を見にきたの

1251
01:03:31,666 --> 01:03:32,666
‪大丈夫？

1252
01:03:33,416 --> 01:03:35,500
‪じゃあ 私は…

1253
01:03:35,583 --> 01:03:37,500
‪何かお酒でも…

1254
01:04:05,791 --> 01:04:08,375
‪ありがとう　あと…

1255
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,416
‪コーヒーを頼む

1256
01:04:10,875 --> 01:04:11,833
‪悪いね

1257
01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:19,458
‪さっきのは…

1258
01:04:19,541 --> 01:04:23,166
‪さっきの出来事は
‪なかったことにしよう

1259
01:04:23,791 --> 01:04:27,166
‪強烈だったから
‪忘れるのは難しいわ

1260
01:04:28,166 --> 01:04:28,833
‪そう

1261
01:04:29,250 --> 01:04:31,583
‪いや 違うんだ

1262
01:04:32,208 --> 01:04:34,166
‪ちゃんと理由がある

1263
01:04:34,250 --> 01:04:35,541
‪笑える話だ

1264
01:04:35,625 --> 01:04:37,291
‪大爆笑だよ

1265
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:41,500
‪今日は無理だけど
‪後で説明する

1266
01:04:41,708 --> 01:04:43,958
‪だから忘れてほしい

1267
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,250
‪やってみる

1268
01:04:49,333 --> 01:04:50,500
‪よかった

1269
01:04:50,583 --> 01:04:52,333
‪すごく変だった

1270
01:04:52,416 --> 01:04:55,166
‪だろうね　悪かったよ

1271
01:04:55,250 --> 01:04:58,750
‪君の話を
‪聞くところだったよね

1272
01:04:59,125 --> 01:05:01,625
‪あれからどうしてた？

1273
01:05:01,708 --> 01:05:04,250
‪仕事中心の生活だった

1274
01:05:04,958 --> 01:05:07,125
‪すべて仕事に捧げてたの

1275
01:05:07,208 --> 01:05:12,208
‪母が病気になって
‪そのことにやっと気づいた

1276
01:05:16,375 --> 01:05:18,708
‪母の末期ガンの話は退屈？

1277
01:05:18,791 --> 01:05:19,750
‪まさか

1278
01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:21,000
‪違うよ

1279
01:05:22,041 --> 01:05:22,916
‪続けて

1280
01:05:23,416 --> 01:05:24,250
‪本気？

1281
01:05:25,875 --> 01:05:26,708
‪分かった

1282
01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:33,416
‪母とは…

1283
01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:37,291
‪前にも言ったけど
‪すごく仲がよかったの

1284
01:05:39,416 --> 01:05:40,583
‪だから…

1285
01:05:42,375 --> 01:05:44,916
‪母がガンだと知って‪―

1286
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,083
‪打ちのめされたわ

1287
01:05:54,375 --> 01:05:57,708
‪今もまだ 納得できないの

1288
01:05:59,875 --> 01:06:01,125
‪何で母が？

1289
01:06:02,666 --> 01:06:03,625
‪分かるよ

1290
01:06:03,708 --> 01:06:04,625
‪でも…

1291
01:06:05,791 --> 01:06:06,916
‪普段は‪―

1292
01:06:08,041 --> 01:06:11,500
‪こういう話は
‪しないようにしてる

1293
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,125
‪とにかくショックだった

1294
01:06:19,250 --> 01:06:21,375
‪まだ立ち直れないし…

1295
01:06:24,083 --> 01:06:27,500
‪乗り越えられる日は
‪こないと思うの

1296
01:06:30,875 --> 01:06:32,666
‪ふざけないでよ

1297
01:06:44,750 --> 01:06:46,125
‪ちょっと失礼

1298
01:06:46,208 --> 01:06:47,375
‪起きてるの？

1299
01:06:47,458 --> 01:06:49,166
‪当たり前だろ

1300
01:06:54,916 --> 01:06:55,916
‪ショット！

1301
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,041
‪ショット？

1302
01:06:57,125 --> 01:06:59,375
‪ショットをご所望だ

1303
01:06:59,875 --> 01:07:01,125
‪用意して

1304
01:07:03,291 --> 01:07:04,291
‪おっと

1305
01:07:04,791 --> 01:07:06,250
‪マディ･リチャーズ

1306
01:07:06,333 --> 01:07:06,916
‪何よ

1307
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,708
‪マディは
‪俺のテクに満足してた

1308
01:07:09,791 --> 01:07:12,625
‪10点中7,5点は堅いって

1309
01:07:13,125 --> 01:07:17,500
‪あの頃は完全に
‪勃起してなかったのにだ

1310
01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:22,250
‪私は幸運よね

1311
01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:24,250
‪よくできました

1312
01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:25,833
‪君はツイてる

1313
01:07:26,583 --> 01:07:28,041
‪感謝してくれよ

1314
01:07:29,458 --> 01:07:31,250
‪大丈夫　やれる

1315
01:07:31,333 --> 01:07:33,375
‪早くあいさつしろよ

1316
01:07:48,916 --> 01:07:50,833
‪ブライアン 消えて

1317
01:07:54,416 --> 01:07:55,416
‪ジャック

1318
01:07:56,500 --> 01:07:57,916
‪ねえ 起きて

1319
01:08:00,875 --> 01:08:02,125
‪ジャック！

1320
01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:04,791
‪どうした？

1321
01:08:05,083 --> 01:08:07,416
‪チャズにプロポーズされた

1322
01:08:13,708 --> 01:08:16,375
‪チャズにプロポーズされたの

1323
01:08:17,041 --> 01:08:18,291
‪よかったな

1324
01:08:33,208 --> 01:08:34,125
‪クソッ

1325
01:08:47,458 --> 01:08:48,375
‪何だよ

1326
01:08:49,833 --> 01:08:50,875
‪いいか

1327
01:08:51,666 --> 01:08:55,166
‪俺の妹の結婚式を
‪ぶち壊すなよ

1328
01:08:55,250 --> 01:08:57,500
‪ぶち壊すんじゃない

1329
01:08:59,625 --> 01:09:01,375
‪彼女を救うんだ

1330
01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:04,458
‪ゲストの皆様…

1331
01:09:05,208 --> 01:09:06,208
‪ダメだ

1332
01:09:08,250 --> 01:09:12,083
‪新郎新婦の
‪初めてのダンスです

1333
01:09:34,625 --> 01:09:35,583
‪ジャック

1334
01:09:36,625 --> 01:09:37,666
‪ジャック

1335
01:09:39,291 --> 01:09:39,875
‪立て

1336
01:09:39,958 --> 01:09:41,333
‪よお お前か

1337
01:09:41,416 --> 01:09:43,041
‪いいから立て

1338
01:09:46,291 --> 01:09:49,583
‪ジャック しっかりしろよ

1339
01:09:55,750 --> 01:09:56,791
‪ジャック

1340
01:09:58,291 --> 01:09:59,125
‪起きろ

1341
01:10:01,041 --> 01:10:02,083
‪ジャック

1342
01:10:02,791 --> 01:10:04,291
‪何するんだよ

1343
01:10:04,375 --> 01:10:05,375
‪助けてる

1344
01:10:05,458 --> 01:10:07,125
‪顔を殴って？

1345
01:10:07,208 --> 01:10:09,125
‪じゃあ寝てろよ

1346
01:10:09,208 --> 01:10:10,625
‪いや ごめん

1347
01:10:10,708 --> 01:10:12,583
‪俺のためだよな

1348
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,666
‪参ってるんだよ

1349
01:10:14,750 --> 01:10:16,666
‪ヘイリーがピンチだ

1350
01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:19,541
‪今までも
‪お前が助けてきただろ

1351
01:10:19,625 --> 01:10:22,541
‪妹だからな
‪助けてやらないと

1352
01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:27,500
‪ディナに嫌われた

1353
01:10:27,791 --> 01:10:28,541
‪何で？

1354
01:10:30,875 --> 01:10:34,291
‪母親のガンの話の最中に
‪寝ちまった

1355
01:10:34,458 --> 01:10:35,583
‪最悪だな

1356
01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:38,333
‪だろ？

1357
01:10:39,375 --> 01:10:40,833
‪俺はクソ野郎だ

1358
01:10:40,916 --> 01:10:42,666
‪そんなことない

1359
01:10:43,416 --> 01:10:44,375
‪クソだ

1360
01:10:44,458 --> 01:10:47,000
‪お前ほど善良なヤツはいない

1361
01:10:47,916 --> 01:10:50,750
‪でも周りの人間を
‪優先しすぎだ

1362
01:10:51,333 --> 01:10:52,708
‪心配だよ

1363
01:10:55,916 --> 01:10:56,791
‪おっと

1364
01:11:00,333 --> 01:11:01,666
‪愛してるぞ

1365
01:11:03,208 --> 01:11:04,000
‪ああ

1366
01:11:04,083 --> 01:11:05,916
‪そうじゃない

1367
01:11:09,916 --> 01:11:11,666
‪本当に愛してる

1368
01:11:12,333 --> 01:11:14,333
‪お前は友達以上だ

1369
01:11:15,958 --> 01:11:17,000
‪そうか

1370
01:11:24,583 --> 01:11:25,208
‪やあ

1371
01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:27,291
‪話した？

1372
01:11:27,375 --> 01:11:29,041
‪まさか　消えてよ

1373
01:11:29,125 --> 01:11:30,291
‪俺が話すぞ

1374
01:11:38,416 --> 01:11:39,166
‪よし

1375
01:11:39,958 --> 01:11:41,833
‪兄さん 話がある

1376
01:11:41,916 --> 01:11:43,625
‪疲れてるんだ

1377
01:11:43,708 --> 01:11:44,875
‪ほら 早く

1378
01:11:45,416 --> 01:11:47,500
‪睡眠薬を飲んだのね

1379
01:11:47,875 --> 01:11:48,916
‪兄さん！

1380
01:11:50,208 --> 01:11:52,666
‪情けないわね　起きてよ

1381
01:11:52,750 --> 01:11:54,000
‪起きてるだろ

1382
01:11:54,083 --> 01:11:54,875
‪歩いてよ

1383
01:11:54,958 --> 01:11:56,333
‪歩いてるだろ

1384
01:11:57,375 --> 01:11:58,250
‪いいから

1385
01:11:58,333 --> 01:11:59,125
‪歩いてる

1386
01:11:59,916 --> 01:12:01,166
‪どこへ？

1387
01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:03,750
‪２人きりになれる所よ

1388
01:12:04,708 --> 01:12:06,458
‪ここでいいだろ

1389
01:12:08,375 --> 01:12:10,000
‪兄さん お願い

1390
01:12:10,083 --> 01:12:11,458
‪顔をたたくな

1391
01:12:11,541 --> 01:12:12,666
‪助けてよ

1392
01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:13,583
‪何で？

1393
01:12:13,666 --> 01:12:16,458
‪大騒ぎするようなことか？

1394
01:12:16,541 --> 01:12:18,541
‪いいからもう寝よう

1395
01:12:18,625 --> 01:12:23,208
‪マークと寝たことを
‪ロベルトにバラされる

1396
01:12:23,541 --> 01:12:26,250
‪学生の頃の話か？

1397
01:12:31,416 --> 01:12:32,208
‪いつだ？

1398
01:12:32,291 --> 01:12:33,500
‪数週間前

1399
01:12:33,583 --> 01:12:34,583
‪ウソだろ

1400
01:12:35,125 --> 01:12:37,333
‪ロベルトに捨てられるわ

1401
01:12:37,416 --> 01:12:39,583
‪私が全部台なしにした

1402
01:12:39,666 --> 01:12:41,458
‪そんなことない

1403
01:12:41,541 --> 01:12:43,625
‪愚かな負け犬だわ

1404
01:12:43,708 --> 01:12:45,958
‪お前は負け犬じゃない

1405
01:12:47,541 --> 01:12:48,458
‪だろ？

1406
01:12:49,041 --> 01:12:50,916
‪俺の大切な妹だ

1407
01:12:52,750 --> 01:12:56,125
‪世界で一番
‪面白くて優しい人間だ

1408
01:12:56,208 --> 01:13:00,583
‪お前の愚かな過ちを
‪ロベルトが許せないなら…

1409
01:13:00,666 --> 01:13:01,583
‪やめて

1410
01:13:01,666 --> 01:13:03,125
‪聞いてくれ

1411
01:13:03,208 --> 01:13:05,791
‪彼が許してくれないなら…

1412
01:13:08,750 --> 01:13:09,750
‪俺がいる

1413
01:13:13,541 --> 01:13:15,083
‪お前のそばにいる

1414
01:13:17,541 --> 01:13:18,625
‪負け犬兄妹だ

1415
01:13:28,416 --> 01:13:29,250
‪なあ

1416
01:13:31,041 --> 01:13:33,166
‪俺たちには同じ問題が

1417
01:13:33,916 --> 01:13:34,833
‪そう？

1418
01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:40,250
‪２人とも
‪真剣な交際を恐れてる

1419
01:13:42,500 --> 01:13:45,000
‪愛する人を失ったから

1420
01:13:57,750 --> 01:13:58,500
‪兄さん

1421
01:13:58,583 --> 01:13:59,666
‪起きてるよ

1422
01:13:59,958 --> 01:14:01,708
‪完全に起きてる

1423
01:14:01,791 --> 01:14:03,250
‪ねえってば

1424
01:14:03,333 --> 01:14:04,708
‪バッチリだ

1425
01:14:07,541 --> 01:14:08,708
‪コーヒーは？

1426
01:14:09,041 --> 01:14:10,083
‪もらおう

1427
01:14:11,958 --> 01:14:13,000
‪それで‪―

1428
01:14:13,083 --> 01:14:15,958
‪席に戻ると 僕のＰＣが…

1429
01:14:19,250 --> 01:14:20,708
‪壊されてた

1430
01:14:20,791 --> 01:14:22,250
‪ジムとジェフね

1431
01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:23,833
‪予備のＰＣだ

1432
01:14:25,416 --> 01:14:27,458
‪２人はクソ野郎ね

1433
01:14:28,416 --> 01:14:29,875
‪予備だからいい

1434
01:14:30,208 --> 01:14:32,416
‪ハッキリ言ってあげる

1435
01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:34,375
‪彼らは友達じゃない

1436
01:14:37,916 --> 01:14:38,916
‪飲んでる？

1437
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:39,916
‪ああ

1438
01:14:41,625 --> 01:14:43,083
‪ちょっと失礼

1439
01:15:01,625 --> 01:15:02,458
‪どうも

1440
01:15:03,416 --> 01:15:04,916
‪イケメンさん

1441
01:15:08,875 --> 01:15:09,958
‪レベッカ

1442
01:15:10,625 --> 01:15:12,166
‪俺のどこがいい？

1443
01:15:13,333 --> 01:15:17,208
‪こんなに自己中で
‪神経質なのに

1444
01:15:18,208 --> 01:15:21,041
‪確かにそうだけど…

1445
01:15:21,625 --> 01:15:24,583
‪私は別に気にならない

1446
01:15:25,583 --> 01:15:26,833
‪バカなのに？

1447
01:15:28,333 --> 01:15:30,375
‪確かにバカね

1448
01:15:30,458 --> 01:15:32,458
‪すっごくバカだわ

1449
01:15:32,875 --> 01:15:33,583
‪大バカ

1450
01:15:33,666 --> 01:15:34,666
‪そうだな

1451
01:15:36,541 --> 01:15:40,125
‪でも 一部の人間によると‪―

1452
01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:42,708
‪私も大バカらしいわ

1453
01:15:44,208 --> 01:15:47,000
‪だから
‪あなたのバカなところが

1454
01:15:47,083 --> 01:15:50,500
‪私は一番好きだったりするの

1455
01:15:53,166 --> 01:15:56,458
‪ありのままのあなたが
‪好きってこと

1456
01:15:58,708 --> 01:15:59,583
‪マジか

1457
01:16:00,916 --> 01:16:02,916
‪今まで俺を…

1458
01:16:03,833 --> 01:16:07,000
‪本当の俺を
‪好きだった女はいない

1459
01:16:07,083 --> 01:16:11,083
‪見せかけの俺を
‪好きだっただけだ

1460
01:16:13,666 --> 01:16:14,500
‪でも…

1461
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:18,125
‪私の前では自然体でいい

1462
01:16:44,208 --> 01:16:45,041
‪ありがと

1463
01:16:45,125 --> 01:16:46,416
‪こっちこそ

1464
01:16:48,041 --> 01:16:48,666
‪悪い

1465
01:16:48,750 --> 01:16:51,750
‪いいのよ　気にしないで

1466
01:16:51,833 --> 01:16:53,125
‪私は別に…

1467
01:16:54,125 --> 01:16:55,625
‪何というか…

1468
01:16:56,583 --> 01:16:58,708
‪もう一回しても？

1469
01:16:58,791 --> 01:16:59,625
‪いいよ

1470
01:17:00,125 --> 01:17:00,916
‪やろう

1471
01:17:13,666 --> 01:17:15,083
‪お前の女だ

1472
01:17:20,250 --> 01:17:21,375
‪マーク！

1473
01:17:21,458 --> 01:17:22,500
‪話がある

1474
01:17:22,583 --> 01:17:24,166
‪俺はない

1475
01:17:24,250 --> 01:17:26,041
‪待ってくれよ

1476
01:17:26,125 --> 01:17:28,375
‪頼むから聞いてくれ

1477
01:17:28,458 --> 01:17:30,833
‪妹を好きなのは知ってる

1478
01:17:31,666 --> 01:17:34,958
‪でも中には
‪うまくいかないこともある

1479
01:17:35,041 --> 01:17:36,375
‪俺たちは違う

1480
01:17:38,291 --> 01:17:40,833
‪ヘイリーは幸せになるべきだ

1481
01:17:40,916 --> 01:17:41,708
‪ああ

1482
01:17:43,708 --> 01:17:46,041
‪ロベルトといて幸せなんだ

1483
01:17:48,125 --> 01:17:49,125
‪妹を‪―

1484
01:17:50,291 --> 01:17:54,791
‪本当に愛してるなら
‪祝福してやってくれ

1485
01:18:10,791 --> 01:18:12,541
‪さてと

1486
01:18:25,458 --> 01:18:27,083
‪なあ ジャック

1487
01:18:27,375 --> 01:18:28,375
‪シドニー

1488
01:18:29,125 --> 01:18:30,291
‪悪いが今は…

1489
01:18:30,375 --> 01:18:32,416
‪君は女性にモテる

1490
01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:34,541
‪助言が欲しいんだ

1491
01:18:35,333 --> 01:18:36,833
‪言っとくが…

1492
01:18:37,250 --> 01:18:41,291
‪俺に助言を求めるのは
‪間違いだ

1493
01:18:41,375 --> 01:18:42,208
‪頼むよ

1494
01:18:42,291 --> 01:18:43,125
‪今は無理

1495
01:18:43,208 --> 01:18:46,458
‪確かに僕はセクシーじゃない

1496
01:18:46,791 --> 01:18:48,333
‪ブラピには負ける

1497
01:18:53,625 --> 01:18:56,041
‪ただ不安になってきたんだ

1498
01:18:56,625 --> 01:18:57,875
‪考えすぎかな

1499
01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:01,833
‪僕って退屈？

1500
01:19:03,833 --> 01:19:04,791
‪ジャック

1501
01:19:10,583 --> 01:19:11,083
‪なあ

1502
01:19:21,750 --> 01:19:23,291
‪シドニー

1503
01:19:23,375 --> 01:19:24,208
‪ここだ

1504
01:19:24,833 --> 01:19:25,750
‪頼むよ

1505
01:19:26,458 --> 01:19:27,208
‪いいか

1506
01:19:27,833 --> 01:19:30,333
‪相手の話に耳を傾けろ

1507
01:19:30,416 --> 01:19:32,291
‪確かに君は…

1508
01:19:32,375 --> 01:19:33,375
‪分かった

1509
01:19:33,708 --> 01:19:35,333
‪相手の話を聞く

1510
01:19:36,333 --> 01:19:38,625
‪いい雰囲気を作る

1511
01:19:41,833 --> 01:19:44,958
‪とにかく 人の話を聞くんだ

1512
01:19:45,041 --> 01:19:47,458
‪あと 友達なのは分かるが…

1513
01:19:48,958 --> 01:19:51,291
‪ジムとジェフの話はするな

1514
01:19:53,125 --> 01:19:54,875
‪そんなに親しくない

1515
01:19:58,125 --> 01:20:00,250
‪じゃあ何で２人の話を？

1516
01:20:01,333 --> 01:20:03,791
‪人気者だと思われたかった

1517
01:20:04,625 --> 01:20:05,875
‪逆効果だ

1518
01:20:07,666 --> 01:20:08,666
‪そうだね

1519
01:20:14,166 --> 01:20:14,958
‪逆効果？

1520
01:20:15,041 --> 01:20:15,875
‪なあ…

1521
01:20:15,958 --> 01:20:17,583
‪２人の話はしない

1522
01:20:18,041 --> 01:20:19,041
‪とにかく…

1523
01:20:20,125 --> 01:20:21,083
‪話を聞く

1524
01:20:22,208 --> 01:20:23,208
‪頑張れよ

1525
01:20:24,416 --> 01:20:25,541
‪前向きに

1526
01:20:43,916 --> 01:20:45,875
‪ゲストの皆様

1527
01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:49,500
‪花嫁付添人の
‪ブライアンの祝辞です

1528
01:20:50,208 --> 01:20:51,041
‪どこへ？

1529
01:20:51,125 --> 01:20:52,041
‪マズい

1530
01:20:52,125 --> 01:20:53,166
‪スピーチね

1531
01:20:53,666 --> 01:20:54,416
‪いたぞ

1532
01:21:13,958 --> 01:21:14,791
‪どうも

1533
01:21:16,750 --> 01:21:19,083
‪英語で失礼します

1534
01:21:31,208 --> 01:21:32,958
‪愛は奇妙ですね

1535
01:21:34,250 --> 01:21:36,291
‪予測不能だし‪―

1536
01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:39,000
‪人を困惑させる

1537
01:21:40,583 --> 01:21:43,708
‪でも とにかく大事なのは…

1538
01:21:46,041 --> 01:21:47,875
‪そばにいる人が‪―

1539
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:50,708
‪本当の自分を
‪愛してくれること

1540
01:21:51,416 --> 01:21:52,958
‪ありのままでいい

1541
01:21:53,541 --> 01:21:55,666
‪相手を受け入れるんです

1542
01:21:55,791 --> 01:21:58,291
‪ロベルトとヘイリーがそうだ

1543
01:22:01,833 --> 01:22:03,583
‪俺とレベッカもです

1544
01:22:05,291 --> 01:22:06,291
‪〈野蛮人〉

1545
01:22:06,375 --> 01:22:08,375
‪本当にすみません

1546
01:22:12,291 --> 01:22:14,708
‪ヘイリー 愛してる

1547
01:22:14,791 --> 01:22:18,416
‪君が幸せで本当にうれしいよ

1548
01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:22,125
‪一生続くよう祈ってる

1549
01:22:24,708 --> 01:22:25,916
‪新郎新婦に

1550
01:22:26,791 --> 01:22:28,916
‪ヘイリーとロベルトに！

1551
01:22:30,375 --> 01:22:31,208
‪以上です

1552
01:22:42,375 --> 01:22:43,916
‪どうだった？

1553
01:22:44,875 --> 01:22:46,916
‪すごくよかったわ

1554
01:22:48,833 --> 01:22:49,875
‪お代わりを

1555
01:22:49,958 --> 01:22:50,916
‪お願い

1556
01:23:19,583 --> 01:23:20,791
‪ヘイリーと…

1557
01:23:27,416 --> 01:23:28,791
‪ヘイリーと…

1558
01:23:31,958 --> 01:23:33,125
‪ヘイリー…

1559
01:23:33,916 --> 01:23:35,125
‪ヘイリー…

1560
01:23:38,583 --> 01:23:40,416
‪ヘイリーと…

1561
01:23:56,041 --> 01:23:58,291
‪ヘイリーと…

1562
01:24:00,208 --> 01:24:01,125
‪ロベルト

1563
01:24:09,041 --> 01:24:10,083
‪２人の…

1564
01:24:11,541 --> 01:24:13,583
‪幸せを祈ってる

1565
01:24:23,416 --> 01:24:24,666
‪ありがとう

1566
01:24:31,833 --> 01:24:33,333
‪すぐ戻るわ

1567
01:24:38,208 --> 01:24:39,708
‪彼と話してくる

1568
01:24:41,958 --> 01:24:43,000
‪ありがと

1569
01:24:50,250 --> 01:24:51,166
‪マーク

1570
01:25:25,166 --> 01:25:25,958
‪なあ

1571
01:25:28,791 --> 01:25:30,166
‪考えてたんだ

1572
01:25:31,416 --> 01:25:32,250
‪俺たち…

1573
01:25:33,083 --> 01:25:34,833
‪結婚すべきじゃない

1574
01:25:36,416 --> 01:25:38,166
‪だってそうだろ

1575
01:25:38,250 --> 01:25:40,458
‪君は俺を愛してないし‪―

1576
01:25:41,750 --> 01:25:44,291
‪うまくいくはずがない

1577
01:25:47,875 --> 01:25:48,708
‪だろ？

1578
01:25:50,916 --> 01:25:54,625
‪いつかあなたと
‪結婚する女性は幸せね

1579
01:25:55,750 --> 01:25:56,458
‪ああ

1580
01:25:57,708 --> 01:26:00,125
‪アソコも立派だもの

1581
01:26:01,958 --> 01:26:03,083
‪やっぱりな

1582
01:26:03,541 --> 01:26:06,583
‪言ってくれてありがとう

1583
01:26:07,208 --> 01:26:10,125
‪ずっと気になってたんだ

1584
01:26:11,208 --> 01:26:12,208
‪よかった

1585
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:34,333
‪イタリアのスイカは
‪種が多すぎるのが問題ね

1586
01:26:34,416 --> 01:26:36,750
‪アメリカでは種なしよ

1587
01:26:36,833 --> 01:26:39,166
‪品種改良して作るの

1588
01:26:45,541 --> 01:26:46,458
‪ハーイ

1589
01:26:47,333 --> 01:26:49,250
‪クリスティーナよ

1590
01:26:49,333 --> 01:26:50,333
‪よろしく

1591
01:26:50,416 --> 01:26:51,458
‪シドニーだ

1592
01:26:52,458 --> 01:26:53,416
‪よろしく

1593
01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:55,333
‪お仕事は？

1594
01:26:55,416 --> 01:26:57,041
‪自動車保険業だ

1595
01:26:58,291 --> 01:27:00,250
‪意外と面白い仕事だよ

1596
01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:01,916
‪同僚は…

1597
01:27:04,666 --> 01:27:06,416
‪君の話を聞きたい

1598
01:27:06,833 --> 01:27:07,583
‪私の？

1599
01:27:07,666 --> 01:27:08,875
‪仕事は？

1600
01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:11,333
‪郵便局員よ

1601
01:27:11,416 --> 01:27:13,541
‪本当？　すごいな

1602
01:27:13,625 --> 01:27:14,875
‪ローマで？

1603
01:27:15,125 --> 01:27:18,708
‪ジュリアって子と
‪一緒に働いてるの

1604
01:27:18,791 --> 01:27:20,625
‪ジュリアか　続けて

1605
01:27:20,708 --> 01:27:23,708
‪クレイジーで面白い子なの

1606
01:27:23,791 --> 01:27:25,291
‪それはいいね

1607
01:27:25,500 --> 01:27:27,000
‪楽しそうな人だ

1608
01:27:29,916 --> 01:27:30,666
‪ステキ

1609
01:27:30,750 --> 01:27:31,833
‪気をつけて

1610
01:27:32,750 --> 01:27:34,208
‪まずは食事だ

1611
01:27:35,291 --> 01:27:36,583
‪独りなの？

1612
01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:39,166
‪ああ 独りで来てる

1613
01:27:40,208 --> 01:27:41,500
‪君は独り？

1614
01:27:41,875 --> 01:27:43,500
‪私も独りよ

1615
01:27:58,416 --> 01:27:59,666
‪何時なの？

1616
01:28:01,208 --> 01:28:02,416
‪さあな

1617
01:28:02,708 --> 01:28:03,958
‪分からない

1618
01:28:05,708 --> 01:28:06,708
‪知らない

1619
01:28:06,791 --> 01:28:08,250
‪セレブだから？

1620
01:28:08,333 --> 01:28:09,083
‪ああ

1621
01:28:09,333 --> 01:28:11,333
‪種がないスイカよ

1622
01:28:13,166 --> 01:28:14,041
‪ウソ

1623
01:28:14,458 --> 01:28:15,833
‪行かなきゃ

1624
01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:19,166
‪チャオ　失礼

1625
01:28:20,875 --> 01:28:21,791
‪ヘイリー

1626
01:28:21,958 --> 01:28:22,541
‪失礼

1627
01:28:22,625 --> 01:28:23,333
‪ディナ

1628
01:28:23,750 --> 01:28:25,958
‪キレイよ　おめでとう

1629
01:28:26,041 --> 01:28:28,875
‪仕事で問題が　行かなきゃ

1630
01:28:28,958 --> 01:28:29,875
‪今すぐ？

1631
01:28:30,333 --> 01:28:31,916
‪分かった　またね

1632
01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:39,458
‪ディナ

1633
01:28:41,041 --> 01:28:42,625
‪お目覚めね

1634
01:28:46,250 --> 01:28:46,958
‪やあ

1635
01:28:47,708 --> 01:28:50,791
‪さっきは本当に悪かった

1636
01:28:51,666 --> 01:28:55,416
‪今日は計画が裏目に出て
‪失敗ばかりだ

1637
01:28:55,500 --> 01:28:56,291
‪でも…

1638
01:28:56,916 --> 01:28:58,708
‪それが人生でしょ

1639
01:28:59,583 --> 01:29:01,125
‪確かにそうだ

1640
01:29:05,083 --> 01:29:06,000
‪帰るのか

1641
01:29:06,083 --> 01:29:07,166
‪そうなの

1642
01:29:07,250 --> 01:29:10,791
‪職場から
‪16回も電話が入ってた

1643
01:29:13,416 --> 01:29:14,291
‪実は…

1644
01:29:15,416 --> 01:29:18,166
‪君にキスする気だった

1645
01:29:19,291 --> 01:29:20,291
‪３年前にね

1646
01:29:20,625 --> 01:29:21,458
‪あの時…

1647
01:29:22,250 --> 01:29:25,083
‪君との間に
‪特別なものを感じた

1648
01:29:25,791 --> 01:29:28,125
‪知り合って数日だったのに

1649
01:29:28,208 --> 01:29:32,000
‪こんなことを言うのは
‪変かもしれないが…

1650
01:29:32,708 --> 01:29:36,500
‪あんなに絆を感じたのは
‪初めてだった

1651
01:29:38,125 --> 01:29:39,125
‪君だけだ

1652
01:29:41,208 --> 01:29:43,750
‪君も同じ気持ちだと思った

1653
01:29:48,125 --> 01:29:50,750
‪だから確かめたいんだ

1654
01:29:51,833 --> 01:29:53,375
‪俺の思い違いかな

1655
01:29:59,291 --> 01:30:00,833
‪思い違いじゃない

1656
01:30:02,000 --> 01:30:04,125
‪タイミングを逃したわね

1657
01:30:05,750 --> 01:30:06,666
‪そうか

1658
01:30:08,208 --> 01:30:09,208
‪分かった

1659
01:30:09,791 --> 01:30:10,458
‪私…

1660
01:30:11,625 --> 01:30:12,291
‪ああ

1661
01:30:28,333 --> 01:30:29,083
‪そうか

1662
01:30:49,791 --> 01:30:50,541
‪どうも

1663
01:30:53,041 --> 01:30:54,041
‪グラツィエ

1664
01:30:54,875 --> 01:30:55,708
‪よお

1665
01:30:55,958 --> 01:30:56,750
‪ああ

1666
01:30:57,541 --> 01:30:59,666
‪お前とレベッカか

1667
01:30:59,750 --> 01:31:00,916
‪何でだろうな

1668
01:31:01,458 --> 01:31:03,791
‪自分でも分からない

1669
01:31:06,208 --> 01:31:07,291
‪ディナは？

1670
01:31:07,625 --> 01:31:08,791
‪帰ったよ

1671
01:31:10,750 --> 01:31:11,791
‪残念だな

1672
01:31:13,375 --> 01:31:15,416
‪縁がないってことだ

1673
01:31:15,500 --> 01:31:16,416
‪そうだな

1674
01:31:16,791 --> 01:31:18,125
‪俺と演技もそう

1675
01:31:19,625 --> 01:31:20,625
‪本気か？

1676
01:31:21,583 --> 01:31:25,500
‪ありのままで十分だ
‪演技は必要ない

1677
01:31:27,208 --> 01:31:28,625
‪じゃあもう…

1678
01:31:28,708 --> 01:31:29,708
‪終わりだ

1679
01:31:30,625 --> 01:31:32,208
‪もうやめる

1680
01:31:32,875 --> 01:31:35,041
‪見極めが大事だよな

1681
01:31:35,291 --> 01:31:36,291
‪見極めが…

1682
01:31:36,375 --> 01:31:37,166
‪いたな

1683
01:31:37,916 --> 01:31:38,458
‪やあ

1684
01:31:38,541 --> 01:31:39,291
‪どうも

1685
01:31:40,208 --> 01:31:42,125
‪いいスピーチだった

1686
01:31:42,250 --> 01:31:43,250
‪感動したよ

1687
01:31:43,333 --> 01:31:44,333
‪光栄です

1688
01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:45,916
‪俳優だとか

1689
01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:47,000
‪そうです

1690
01:31:47,375 --> 01:31:48,916
‪新作を撮るんだ

1691
01:31:49,041 --> 01:31:50,416
‪名刺を渡すから

1692
01:31:50,500 --> 01:31:52,916
‪明日 電話してくれ

1693
01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:54,208
‪コーヒーでも

1694
01:31:54,291 --> 01:31:55,875
‪必ず電話します

1695
01:31:55,958 --> 01:31:58,458
‪コーヒーは大好きだ　どうも

1696
01:31:58,958 --> 01:32:00,041
‪マジかよ

1697
01:32:00,125 --> 01:32:01,958
‪どうなってる？

1698
01:32:02,083 --> 01:32:03,791
‪俺にも分からない

1699
01:32:04,125 --> 01:32:06,666
‪でも俳優は諦めるんだろ

1700
01:32:06,750 --> 01:32:08,916
‪まさか　演技一筋だ

1701
01:32:11,500 --> 01:32:13,625
‪お前には幸運が訪れた

1702
01:32:13,958 --> 01:32:15,583
‪みんなに訪れてる

1703
01:32:16,083 --> 01:32:17,166
‪そうかよ

1704
01:32:19,958 --> 01:32:25,291
‪この世に生まれたことが
‪どれだけ幸運か分かるか？

1705
01:32:26,375 --> 01:32:29,083
‪１つでも歴史が違ってたら…

1706
01:32:29,333 --> 01:32:34,583
‪何百万人もの祖先のうち
‪１人でも機会を逃してたら‪―

1707
01:32:35,333 --> 01:32:37,083
‪お前は存在してない

1708
01:32:39,125 --> 01:32:41,041
‪一日たりともな

1709
01:32:43,250 --> 01:32:44,041
‪即興か？

1710
01:32:44,125 --> 01:32:47,666
‪ヴィテッリの受け売りだ
‪でも真実だろ？

1711
01:32:47,750 --> 01:32:48,416
‪ああ

1712
01:32:49,291 --> 01:32:51,375
‪考えると怖いよな

1713
01:32:51,916 --> 01:32:55,416
‪でも自分に正直でいれば
‪運はやってくる

1714
01:32:55,791 --> 01:33:00,166
‪要は運が巡ってきた時に
‪つかめるかどうかだ

1715
01:33:51,958 --> 01:33:53,416
‪かけ直すわ

1716
01:33:53,500 --> 01:33:54,333
‪じゃあ

1717
01:34:05,583 --> 01:34:06,250
‪やあ

1718
01:34:08,416 --> 01:34:09,250
‪ハーイ

1719
01:34:13,791 --> 01:34:15,500
‪ランニング中？

1720
01:34:22,208 --> 01:34:23,291
‪ディナ？

1721
01:34:24,750 --> 01:34:27,541
‪驚いた　また会えるなんて…

1722
01:34:27,625 --> 01:34:28,625
‪失せろ

1723
01:34:30,875 --> 01:34:32,291
‪失せろって

1724
01:34:39,583 --> 01:34:40,416
‪よし

1725
01:34:59,708 --> 01:35:00,666
‪どうも

1726
01:35:00,750 --> 01:35:03,250
‪君の席はここじゃない

1727
01:35:03,333 --> 01:35:04,625
‪合ってる

1728
01:35:08,333 --> 01:35:10,000
‪いきなり何だよ

1729
01:35:10,500 --> 01:35:11,500
‪ふざけんな

1730
01:35:13,833 --> 01:35:15,375
‪彼は名優よ

1731
01:35:15,458 --> 01:35:16,166
‪さあ…

1732
01:35:16,250 --> 01:35:18,000
‪最高の俳優だわ

1733
01:35:18,625 --> 01:35:19,375
‪そう

1734
01:35:19,458 --> 01:35:20,625
‪だから…

1735
01:35:20,708 --> 01:35:24,791
‪彼を起用しないなら
‪あなたは大バカよ

1736
01:35:24,875 --> 01:35:26,000
‪バカ野郎ね

1737
01:35:26,083 --> 01:35:26,708
‪やめろ

1738
01:35:26,791 --> 01:35:28,833
‪ストーカーになるわよ

1739
01:35:28,916 --> 01:35:29,708
‪ならない

1740
01:35:29,791 --> 01:35:30,541
‪大丈夫

1741
01:35:30,625 --> 01:35:31,416
‪ファンだ

1742
01:35:31,500 --> 01:35:32,583
‪気をつけて

1743
01:35:32,958 --> 01:35:35,458
‪シャワー中に襲われるかも

1744
01:35:35,541 --> 01:35:36,333
‪まさか

1745
01:35:36,416 --> 01:35:37,166
‪どうも

1746
01:35:38,083 --> 01:35:40,041
‪あの…　しまった！

1747
01:35:40,500 --> 01:35:41,791
‪ほら！

1748
01:35:42,625 --> 01:35:44,250
‪冷まそうと思って

1749
01:35:47,958 --> 01:35:50,583
‪ペニスをやけどしたかも

1750
01:35:58,583 --> 01:35:59,375
‪どうも

1751
01:36:09,208 --> 01:36:10,291
‪ありがと！

1752
01:36:13,875 --> 01:36:15,458
‪ゲロは出てない

1753
01:36:15,541 --> 01:36:17,291
‪ブライアン！

1754
01:36:19,666 --> 01:36:22,375
‪オオカミが
‪子供の尻をなめてる

1755
01:36:22,875 --> 01:36:24,125
‪汚らわしい

1756
01:36:27,333 --> 01:36:29,958
‪キルトのせいで発疹ができた

1757
01:36:30,041 --> 01:36:31,750
‪お出ましだな

1758
01:36:31,875 --> 01:36:33,541
‪ペニス野郎！

1759
01:36:33,625 --> 01:36:34,416
‪出せよ

1760
01:36:34,500 --> 01:36:35,166
‪何を？

1761
01:36:35,250 --> 01:36:37,666
‪おい ペニスを出すぞ！

1762
01:36:42,791 --> 01:36:43,500
‪やめて！

1763
01:36:50,250 --> 01:36:52,333
‪〈ケダモノめ！〉