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‪NETFLIX 呈献

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‪一位智者谈论过爱情

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‪“我们所处的宇宙被混乱和机缘支配

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‪一瞬间的不幸足以把

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‪我们所有的希望和梦想冲进茅厕”

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‪你能做到 亲吻她

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‪只要…

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‪她喜欢你 懂吗？

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‪是 我觉得…她喜欢我

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‪不 她不喜欢 她喜欢的

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‪你花了整个周末就是为了这一刻

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‪而你现在时间已经不多了

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‪时间确实所剩无几

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‪好了 就是现在 现在是你的重要时刻
‪这是…

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‪你还要在里面多久？

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‪马上就出来！

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‪好

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‪是

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‪-嘿
‪-嘿

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‪-你没事吧？
‪-没事 只是肚子有点不舒服

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‪-我担心你会错过你的航班
‪-不会的 我还有几分钟

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‪你能相信你妹妹有多幸运吗？

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‪她被派到罗马去工作 而我被派到
‪一个饱受战争创伤的鬼地方

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‪我想 如果你要成为一名战地记者

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‪你就得多多少少有这种心理准备

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‪好吧 聪明鬼

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‪这是…

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‪这个周末很特别

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‪是啊！

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‪我承认 当海丽告诉我她的哥哥

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‪在同一个周末和我一起来访
‪我觉得好烦

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‪但没想到
‪你并没有我想象中那么令人讨厌

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‪从没有人对我说过比这更动听的话

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‪我也从没有对别人说过更动听的话

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‪-那我倍感荣幸 谢谢你
‪-不用谢

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‪说真的 真得谢谢…

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‪这段美好时光

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‪我从没遇到过像你这样的人

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‪你的嘴真甜 是吧？

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‪不 我向你保证我不是
‪我向来笨口拙舌

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‪我只是实话实说

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‪那…

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‪那…

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‪杰克？哥们儿！

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‪真是太巧了 你在这干嘛？

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‪-格雷格！
‪-是 格雷格

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‪是 我记得

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‪抱歉

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‪-你好 狄娜
‪-幸会

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‪幸会

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‪我们是大学的室友

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‪我们以前管他叫撸哥

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‪因为他经常撸管

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‪-你记错了吧？
‪-怎么会？绝对是你

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‪对了…

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‪我得回伦敦了

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‪-我要去机场
‪-这么巧 我也是

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‪-你开玩笑吧？
‪-我真的现在就要去机场

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‪-真的 我有车 我可以带你
‪-真的吗？

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‪真的

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‪这不是问题

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‪那你现在就要走吗？

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‪是的

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‪我想…

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‪我现在要走了

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‪好吧

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‪我能和她道个别吗？

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‪你知道…

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‪我们不知道下次见面是什么时候
‪所以…

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‪行 你们道别吧

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‪再次谢谢你…

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‪陪我度过这个…

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‪-美好的周末
‪-是啊 这个周末…

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‪-哦 抱歉 我以为…
‪-哦 好吧

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‪是

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‪-很高兴见到你
‪-我也很高兴

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‪真想不到

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‪-走吧 撸哥
‪-好

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‪-哥们儿 太巧了 你敢相信吗？
‪-我真不敢相信

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‪一个讨厌故人偶尔出现所带来的机缘

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‪给爱情的裤裆重重踹了一脚

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‪正如那位智者所说

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‪“机缘有时候会是个大混蛋”

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‪（三年后）

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‪好了

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‪小心点

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‪我没问题

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‪这样可以

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‪-你很漂亮
‪-她真完美

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‪你很兴奋吧？

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‪没事吧？好了

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‪她很完美

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‪-谢谢你
‪-不用谢

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‪祝贺你！

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‪再见

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‪会没事的 绝对没事

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‪-早上好！
‪-早上好！

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‪海丽

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‪海丽

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‪在 稍等

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‪你没事吧？

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‪-我没事了
‪-发生什么事呢？

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‪结婚是不是让人压力很大？

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‪要不是吃了安眠药 我绝对睡不着

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‪我服用的剂量足够让一匹马倒下

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‪哦 天 我看起来行吗？

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‪你美极了

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‪世上的事儿真说不好

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‪前一分钟
‪我还和一个陌生人在停车场里吵架

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‪下一分钟 我们相处了六个月
‪疯狂爱着彼此 马上就要结婚了

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‪我真希望爸爸妈妈能来

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‪我明白

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‪是啊！

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‪-没事的
‪-嗯

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‪新娘在不在这个该死的屋子里？

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‪哦 天呐 海丽宝宝！

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‪你看起来美极了

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‪谢谢 布莱恩 没事吧？
‪你知道你的角色吗？你没事吧？

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‪-没事 我很好
‪-是吗？

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‪我想问两个问题

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‪能不能不要叫我伴娘？
‪叫我伴郎就好了

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‪不行 第二个问题

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‪只是因为我显然是个男人 但是…

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‪第二个问题

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‪我是不是坐在维泰利旁边？

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‪-不
‪-好吧

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‪为什么不？

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‪我是说 他正在为新影片招募演员

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‪你知道
‪这对我的事业能造成什么影响吗？

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‪-给你机会泡妞？
‪-是的

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‪我得把所有英国来客安排到一桌
‪但你别担心

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‪-我会给你引荐 我保证
‪-好吧 抱歉

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‪反正今天是你的好日子
‪只要我不坐在丽贝卡旁边

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‪我受不了她整夜缠着我 因为她…

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‪-对不起 我不说了
‪-很好

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‪我想我准备好了

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‪哦 天呐

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‪真想不到！我妹妹就要结婚了！

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‪是啊！

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‪我们外面见 我去快速理个发

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‪什么？现在？结婚仪式你会迟到的

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‪是啊 布莱恩

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‪哇！我们认识多久了？

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‪你对我还那么没信心吗？

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‪-没信心
‪-还是没信心

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‪我马上要和费德里科·维泰利见面
‪这烂发型可不行

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‪好吧 你去吧 别迟到了 好吗？
‪今天是我结婚的日子

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‪-别迟到了 布莱恩
‪-今天是我结婚的日子 布莱恩

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‪-他会迟到的
‪-我们走吧

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‪-海丽 还有一件小事
‪-什么事？

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‪阿曼达不在英国客人的一桌吧？

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‪-她在 好吧
‪-听着

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‪我很抱歉 我别无选择

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‪这样没事吧？

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‪坐在我的前野蛮女友旁边一整天
‪会没事吗？

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‪没事 会没事的 好吗？

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‪我跟你说

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‪我们可不要外国婚礼

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‪我还没答应嫁给你呢

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‪我知道 相信我

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‪我朋友觉得你不抓住这个机会
‪简直是疯了

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‪和另一个人共度余生可不是件小事

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‪我可不会仓促地去做这样的决定

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‪我六个月前就问你了

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‪-又来了
‪-阿曼达

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‪这真是…

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‪给 哥们儿

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‪其实 我认为“直通粉”
‪来自意大利语的“阴茎”

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‪因为那种看起来有点小 直通通的…

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‪“直通粉”就是意大利语的“阴茎”

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‪你买这件就是为了惹我生气？

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‪不 我穿这件是因为这件看起来很酷

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‪你看起来像个该死的魔术师

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‪怎么会？

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‪这可花了我3000元

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‪哦 天呐 阿曼达 你好！

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‪-哦 哇！你看起来漂亮极了
‪-谢谢你 亲

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‪他们有预约卡巴莱表演？

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‪-不 我是阿曼达的男朋友
‪-你是表演卡巴莱的？

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‪-太棒了！
‪-不是

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‪我还不知道你换了男朋友 真好！

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‪你把上个男朋友给甩了
‪我真替你高兴

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‪他叫什么来着？查兹？
‪我上次见到她时 她说

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‪“我在和这个废物交往”

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‪不 我叫查兹

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‪-什么？
‪-我叫查兹 所以…

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‪哦 天呐

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‪你怎么会连续交两个叫查兹的男友？

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‪这名字真是太特别了 真是疯了

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‪悉尼？是你吗？

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‪哦 天呐 没想到…

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‪我来了 抱歉

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‪查兹 亲爱的 是悉尼

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‪-你好 阿曼达 你好吗？
‪-我们以前合租过

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‪他不知何故穿着苏格兰短裙

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‪尽管他和苏格兰根本不沾边

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‪是啊！我已经…

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‪有点后悔了

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‪这块布料很厚

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‪它已经开始…

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‪磨到我的…

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‪下身了

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‪睾丸

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‪-我们进去吧？
‪-好

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‪好 我们进去

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‪你从事卡巴莱表演有多久了？

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‪我没有 我是个音乐制作人

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‪-另一个查兹是谁？
‪-你别管了

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‪我的蛋蛋 我亲爱的老二
‪我觉得它们会没事

212
00:12:15,291 --> 00:12:17,541
‪只是想个办法应付一下就行

213
00:12:37,541 --> 00:12:38,666
‪好了 你准备好了吗？

214
00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:42,791
‪是 我想是的

215
00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:44,666
‪来吧！

216
00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:46,500
‪等一下 杰克

217
00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:48,625
‪-听着 我…
‪-怎么了？

218
00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:51,208
‪你知道我会不惜一切代价

219
00:12:52,541 --> 00:12:54,750
‪让爸爸今天能来

220
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,125
‪但退而求其次
‪今天由你把我送上结婚的殿堂

221
00:12:58,208 --> 00:13:01,625
‪我也别无他求了 所以…

222
00:13:08,541 --> 00:13:11,375
‪对了 你能帮我看着我的药包吗？

223
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:12,791
‪谢谢！

224
00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:14,000
‪没事

225
00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:19,416
‪让我们把你嫁出去吧

226
00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:20,916
‪嫁出去！

227
00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:23,416
‪-来吧！
‪-好的

228
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:47,666
‪-该死的布莱恩在哪儿？
‪-他会来的

229
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:50,958
‪他干嘛现在理发？他什么毛病？

230
00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:53,666
‪哦 天呐！我为什么决定这么做？

231
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:55,458
‪因为你爱他

232
00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:58,250
‪懂吗？

233
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:03,708
‪嗯

234
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,125
‪好 我们来吧

235
00:14:09,041 --> 00:14:10,583
‪哦 不 我差点忘了告诉你

236
00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:13,250
‪还记得我的美国朋友狄娜吗？
‪你们在罗马见过

237
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:14,541
‪-记得
‪-她也来了

238
00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:18,958
‪-什么？
‪-是的

239
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,250
‪对不起 等一下

240
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,166
‪你说她绝对来不了

241
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,333
‪另外 反正她也有男朋友了 不是吗？

242
00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:28,833
‪是 不过她还是能来的
‪而且她跟她男朋友也分手了

243
00:14:28,916 --> 00:14:31,125
‪-好了 我们走
‪-等一下

244
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:33,250
‪好

245
00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:35,250
‪好

246
00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:40,291
‪嗯

247
00:14:46,541 --> 00:14:47,416
‪哦 天呐

248
00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:09,416
‪欢迎大家！

249
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:12,708
‪我们今天聚到一起共同见证

250
00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:15,041
‪罗伯托和海丽的结合

251
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:16,791
‪女士们 先生们…

252
00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:22,375
‪对不起 我就说我会赶到

253
00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:28,208
‪安德里亚 这是我哥哥杰克
‪这是我的伴娘布莱恩

254
00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:29,416
‪-你好
‪-你好

255
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,000
‪这是罗伯托的母亲索菲亚

256
00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:32,500
‪你好

257
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:33,541
‪你好

258
00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:36,291
‪你好

259
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,083
‪行

260
00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:41,166
‪很高兴见到你们

261
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,625
‪-他拿嘴吻我
‪-我的嘴也被他吻了

262
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,125
‪他还伸了舌头

263
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,625
‪哦 你不是表演卡巴莱的

264
00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:51,000
‪但我还是喜欢你这身行头

265
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,458
‪-哦 是吗？谢谢
‪-嗯

266
00:15:52,541 --> 00:15:55,291
‪我六岁的外甥有件一模一样的

267
00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:57,833
‪-六岁的外甥
‪-听起来很可爱

268
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,958
‪只是他的长裤和上身是连体的

269
00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:02,666
‪下面有个翻盖 可以让小鸡鸡出来
‪好可爱

270
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:05,083
‪不 我这儿装的是拉链

271
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:08,708
‪听着 我得去和新郎家的亲戚打招呼

272
00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:09,916
‪去吧！

273
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:14,000
‪-别太伤感
‪-不会的

274
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:15,875
‪哦 天呐

275
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:17,708
‪-她看起来真开心！
‪-是呀

276
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:20,250
‪你的头发有理过吗？

277
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,166
‪-看起来没有任何变化
‪-有变化的

278
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:23,166
‪-有的
‪-圆了点

279
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,625
‪-哥们儿…
‪-圆了点 杰克

280
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:40,541
‪真热

281
00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:43,291
‪-是啊 今天确实很热
‪-非常热

282
00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:44,416
‪但还是很美

283
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,625
‪哦 你的裙子很漂亮

284
00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:46,958
‪-谢谢
‪-很美

285
00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:49,666
‪多谢 你的也不错 我是说
‪这不是裙子

286
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,041
‪这是短裙

287
00:16:51,708 --> 00:16:53,375
‪是 我知道

288
00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:56,458
‪传统的苏格兰…短裙

289
00:16:56,541 --> 00:16:58,166
‪-是 我知道
‪-是

290
00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,125
‪我不是苏格兰人

291
00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:00,333
‪-你不是吗？
‪-不是

292
00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:01,875
‪那你干嘛穿短裙？

293
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:12,166
‪古老的意大利阳光

294
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:17,458
‪苔藓

295
00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:20,875
‪天呐

296
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,625
‪我觉得…

297
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,916
‪你还是不要…

298
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:25,708
‪你的另一半在哪儿？

299
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:27,458
‪哦 没有另一半儿

300
00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:29,333
‪今天只有我这半个人

301
00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:31,291
‪-我也是半个人
‪-是吗？

302
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:32,625
‪哦 呃…

303
00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:34,791
‪-说定了？
‪-说定了

304
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:36,416
‪婚礼伙伴

305
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,166
‪这就是我们说定的？

306
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,791
‪-我们握手了
‪-我们是握过手

307
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:41,666
‪婚礼伙伴通常做什么？

308
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,708
‪我们一块儿玩儿

309
00:17:49,916 --> 00:17:51,416
‪-想喝点什么吗？
‪-不用…

310
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,500
‪喝东西是免费的

311
00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:54,000
‪-两杯香槟酒？
‪-是

312
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:56,000
‪-确实是免费的 但是…
‪-我一会儿就回来

313
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,833
‪-不 我不用了…
‪-不要离开

314
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,041
‪-天呐 他在这儿呢
‪-谁？

315
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,000
‪维泰利

316
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:07,208
‪-哦 哇
‪-是

317
00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:08,583
‪他能把人捧成影星 杰克

318
00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:09,541
‪影星

319
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,458
‪我只有一次机会给他留下好印象

320
00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:13,375
‪也许待会儿你演讲时能令他刮目相看

321
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,333
‪是

322
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:15,875
‪什么演讲？

323
00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:17,291
‪伴娘的演讲

324
00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:19,250
‪没谁跟我说我得做伴娘演讲

325
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:21,875
‪-有呀 节目单上有
‪-不 不会的

326
00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:23,875
‪哦 不！

327
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,500
‪我什么都没准备

328
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:26,416
‪不会有事的

329
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,583
‪-会有事的
‪-你只要即兴发挥

330
00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:30,166
‪-糟了 丽贝卡来了
‪-跟着感觉走

331
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:32,208
‪别把我一个人丢给她 她没完没了

332
00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:33,541
‪-我摆脱不了她
‪-小伙子们

333
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:36,458
‪-你好
‪-哇！又见面了

334
00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:38,333
‪你知道这是什么吗？

335
00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:40,666
‪这是欢乐车 就等你们上车了

336
00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:41,916
‪谢谢

337
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,541
‪欢乐 欢乐 欢乐…

338
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:45,958
‪欢乐列车

339
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,333
‪-上车
‪-来了

340
00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:49,291
‪-哇 你看起来帅极了
‪-谢谢

341
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:51,208
‪-真的 你看起来很棒
‪-你也一样

342
00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:52,500
‪见到你真好

343
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:56,625
‪-你看起来很好
‪-哦 谢谢

344
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:14,875
‪-我得…
‪-你是不是长高了？

345
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:17,250
‪-你穿高跟鞋了？
‪-我一会儿回来…是…

346
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,583
‪-杰克？
‪-失陪一会儿

347
00:19:18,666 --> 00:19:20,083
‪-杰克
‪-嗯？

348
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,250
‪-嘿 我…
‪-你看起来帅极了

349
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,666
‪-谢谢
‪-我喜欢你这身西服

350
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:24,916
‪谢谢 我只是…

351
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,875
‪我得去找点喝的

352
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,166
‪哦 我也要

353
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:29,875
‪杰克？哦 天呐

354
00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:32,500
‪-杰克
‪-你好

355
00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:33,791
‪你好

356
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,958
‪-你好
‪-很高兴见到…

357
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:37,000
‪嗨

358
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,166
‪-我也很高兴见到你
‪-天呐…

359
00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:41,291
‪是呀 我…

360
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:42,458
‪你还好吗？

361
00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:43,583
‪-我很好
‪-那就好

362
00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:44,500
‪是

363
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,041
‪你看起来棒极了

364
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,333
‪谢谢

365
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,791
‪真不敢相信 你让我大老远跑来
‪就是为了

366
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,958
‪让我盯着看那个操了你两年的家伙

367
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:53,291
‪那你就别盯着他看了

368
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:55,375
‪至少你现在升级了

369
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:58,291
‪-什么升级？
‪-你怎么这么问？

370
00:19:58,375 --> 00:19:59,791
‪我比他长得好看

371
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,833
‪我比他高 我的床上功夫绝对比他好

372
00:20:01,916 --> 00:20:03,666
‪你怎么知道？你跟他上过床吗？

373
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,750
‪没有 但这显而易见 你看看他
‪他只是…

374
00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:07,083
‪你是什么意思？

375
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:08,791
‪你是说他床上功夫比我好吗？

376
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,958
‪你猜怎么着？我还没时间做全面分析

377
00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:13,000
‪是吗？但我分析过了 我问过别人

378
00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:14,583
‪他们都说

379
00:20:14,666 --> 00:20:16,083
‪“是 你很棒 谢谢 哥们儿！”

380
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,750
‪-请站那儿去
‪-什么？

381
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:25,000
‪再远点

382
00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:29,166
‪这样行吗？

383
00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:30,625
‪完美

384
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:46,333
‪你没事吧？

385
00:20:46,416 --> 00:20:48,333
‪婚礼会让人应接不暇

386
00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:50,208
‪不 我没事 我们没事

387
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:51,875
‪我好爱你

388
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,583
‪我只是想让你拥有最美好的一天

389
00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:57,666
‪没有什么会令今天扫兴

390
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,750
‪那天我在一个空旷的停车场
‪我在自己车里

391
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:36,125
‪相信我 当时没人

392
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:39,083
‪海丽冲我跑过来 对我说…

393
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:40,083
‪操 我…

394
00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:45,916
‪她说什么？

395
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,666
‪对不起 只是…

396
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:50,291
‪-我一会儿就回来
‪-哦

397
00:21:50,916 --> 00:21:51,833
‪我听懂了

398
00:21:51,916 --> 00:21:54,541
‪不 那不是她想说的

399
00:22:06,416 --> 00:22:08,250
‪-嘿
‪-马克

400
00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:10,250
‪你他妈在这干嘛？

401
00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:11,791
‪见到我很意外吗？

402
00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:14,541
‪是有点 我们没有请你

403
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:15,708
‪你想怎样？

404
00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:17,041
‪我知道

405
00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:19,458
‪你觉得这些繁文缛节很重要

406
00:22:19,666 --> 00:22:21,458
‪但我现在来了

407
00:22:21,791 --> 00:22:25,250
‪现在我准备好了
‪我们会成为欢乐的一对儿

408
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:27,083
‪什么？

409
00:22:28,791 --> 00:22:32,083
‪我已经和我丈夫成为了欢乐的一对儿

410
00:22:32,166 --> 00:22:33,583
‪他就在隔壁房间

411
00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:35,041
‪-你好
‪-婚礼真不错

412
00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:37,791
‪谢谢 我一会儿来找你

413
00:22:38,083 --> 00:22:39,875
‪我跟你说过好多遍了 我不…

414
00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:41,583
‪-恭喜！
‪-谢谢

415
00:22:41,666 --> 00:22:44,166
‪-我不感兴趣
‪-我明白

416
00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:46,875
‪因为你觉得我不是真的爱你

417
00:22:46,958 --> 00:22:49,666
‪但我现在正在通过合适的浪漫举动
‪向你证明我是的

418
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:52,208
‪这不是合适的浪漫举动
‪这是在发神经

419
00:22:52,291 --> 00:22:53,541
‪拜托 马克 你走吧！

420
00:22:53,625 --> 00:22:55,416
‪-请你现在就走
‪-我刚到

421
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,583
‪如果你不走 我就叫保安把你扔出去

422
00:22:58,083 --> 00:23:00,708
‪你干嘛不试试？看看会发生什么

423
00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:02,875
‪-听着 你这个混蛋…
‪-海丽

424
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:04,625
‪-嘿
‪-罗伯托

425
00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:07,791
‪这就是你常说的英国朋友之一？

426
00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:09,375
‪你好 我是罗伯托

427
00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:11,125
‪是 这位是…

428
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,708
‪这是马克

429
00:23:14,375 --> 00:23:16,666
‪他顺道来看看
‪但很可惜 他没法儿留下来

430
00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:19,333
‪-我可以
‪-不 你不行 因为…

431
00:23:19,416 --> 00:23:21,875
‪首先 这里没有你的席位

432
00:23:21,958 --> 00:23:23,791
‪哦 不 这不是问题

433
00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:27,166
‪你的劳拉表妹来不了了
‪我们可以把他安排到英国客人桌上

434
00:23:28,458 --> 00:23:30,166
‪这就行了 很好

435
00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:31,583
‪-来吧 我来安排
‪-太好了！

436
00:23:31,666 --> 00:23:32,916
‪罗伯托 可是…

437
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,458
‪好…

438
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:37,833
‪操！

439
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:41,458
‪-你怎么样？你有男朋友？
‪-是 但现在没了

440
00:23:41,541 --> 00:23:44,291
‪他把自己手下都睡遍了

441
00:23:44,375 --> 00:23:45,583
‪-哦
‪-所以

442
00:23:45,666 --> 00:23:48,958
‪要不我就来罗马参加海丽的婚礼

443
00:23:49,041 --> 00:23:51,250
‪要不我就回去把他痛揍一顿

444
00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:52,333
‪现在也不晚呀！

445
00:23:52,416 --> 00:23:55,875
‪婚礼结束后
‪你还可以回去把他痛揍一顿

446
00:23:55,958 --> 00:23:56,833
‪两全其美

447
00:23:56,916 --> 00:23:59,125
‪我星期二回去 到时候找他算账

448
00:24:00,875 --> 00:24:01,875
‪先说个事儿…

449
00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:03,500
‪什么？

450
00:24:08,208 --> 00:24:10,416
‪之前 我一直在…

451
00:24:11,375 --> 00:24:12,291
‪打听你

452
00:24:15,166 --> 00:24:16,583
‪我也一直打听你

453
00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:22,000
‪她来了

454
00:24:22,083 --> 00:24:25,583
‪-嗨！你美极了
‪-你也是 见到你真好

455
00:24:25,916 --> 00:24:29,375
‪我得借用他一会儿
‪我们一会儿就回来 抱歉

456
00:24:29,458 --> 00:24:31,458
‪等我一下 千万别走

457
00:24:50,208 --> 00:24:51,833
‪哦 天呐 海丽

458
00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:54,791
‪她比我印象中还要漂亮

459
00:24:54,875 --> 00:24:56,375
‪听着 我知道你很忙

460
00:24:56,458 --> 00:24:58,291
‪但你说会安排英国来客坐一桌

461
00:24:58,375 --> 00:24:59,333
‪她会在那一桌吗？

462
00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:02,208
‪你能闭嘴片刻吗？听我说

463
00:25:02,291 --> 00:25:03,875
‪因为我有点麻烦了

464
00:25:03,958 --> 00:25:06,250
‪-行 什么事？
‪-马克·费舍尔来了

465
00:25:06,666 --> 00:25:08,250
‪-什么？上学时的那个怪胎？
‪-是

466
00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:09,958
‪你干嘛请他来？

467
00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:11,833
‪他不请自来

468
00:25:11,916 --> 00:25:13,083
‪那就请他走

469
00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:15,208
‪没人邀请怎么可以来参加婚礼？

470
00:25:15,291 --> 00:25:16,375
‪杰克 你不明白

471
00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:18,375
‪他说他爱着我

472
00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:21,333
‪他威胁说
‪他要大打出手 搅乱我的婚礼

473
00:25:21,958 --> 00:25:24,166
‪-他怎么着？
‪-我知道 他是个该死的神经病

474
00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:26,333
‪他抽嗨了

475
00:25:26,666 --> 00:25:28,958
‪行 别担心 我会把他弄走

476
00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:31,375
‪你搞不定的！他行动无常
‪天知道他会如何反应

477
00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:34,541
‪-行 那怎么办？
‪-我也不知道

478
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,041
‪哦 天呐 我的药片儿你有带身上吗？

479
00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:39,958
‪快点 谢谢！

480
00:25:40,041 --> 00:25:43,083
‪-你不是要吐吧？
‪-老天 你最好有个桶

481
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,458
‪操！

482
00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:48,083
‪-哦 天呐
‪-怎么了？

483
00:25:49,666 --> 00:25:50,875
‪对了

484
00:25:51,541 --> 00:25:53,625
‪我一直在吃这种安眠药

485
00:25:53,708 --> 00:25:55,708
‪只要一两滴 就可以把他放倒数小时

486
00:25:55,791 --> 00:25:57,041
‪这个药效可强了

487
00:25:57,625 --> 00:25:58,750
‪抱歉 什么？

488
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:03,083
‪罗伯托把他安排和你同桌
‪天呐 这太好了

489
00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:06,000
‪只要往他的的香槟酒杯里放上两滴

490
00:26:06,083 --> 00:26:06,958
‪这事儿就成了

491
00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:09,666
‪省着点儿用 我就剩这么多了

492
00:26:09,750 --> 00:26:11,541
‪-装到你口袋里
‪-我问你个简短的问题

493
00:26:11,625 --> 00:26:12,833
‪什么？

494
00:26:12,916 --> 00:26:14,125
‪你是不是疯了？

495
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,791
‪我可不打算给马克·费舍尔下药

496
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:18,083
‪听着 杰克

497
00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:20,875
‪马克疯了 他会搅乱我的婚礼

498
00:26:20,958 --> 00:26:23,500
‪当着男方亲戚的面羞辱我

499
00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:26,291
‪男方的好多亲戚已经认为
‪我是个不靠谱的娘们儿

500
00:26:26,375 --> 00:26:28,458
‪-一定还有其他方法
‪-没有其他方法了

501
00:26:28,541 --> 00:26:30,291
‪-没有了 拜托！
‪-一定还有

502
00:26:30,375 --> 00:26:32,625
‪-不 没有其他方法了
‪-一定还有其他方法

503
00:26:32,708 --> 00:26:33,541
‪杰克…

504
00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:36,625
‪海丽！你怎么老是消失？我的美女

505
00:26:37,541 --> 00:26:39,083
‪我们要拍照了

506
00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:40,583
‪-嘿
‪-嘿

507
00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:42,458
‪你妹妹是个天使 是吧？

508
00:26:44,666 --> 00:26:45,708
‪-是呀
‪-是

509
00:26:45,791 --> 00:26:46,666
‪来吧

510
00:26:47,833 --> 00:26:48,666
‪海丽…

511
00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:52,083
‪海丽

512
00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:53,416
‪海丽

513
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:54,416
‪海丽！

514
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,291
‪她可是你亲妹妹

515
00:27:02,916 --> 00:27:03,916
‪好吧

516
00:27:10,041 --> 00:27:10,875
‪你好

517
00:27:37,583 --> 00:27:39,583
‪你欠我欠大了 海丽

518
00:27:50,166 --> 00:27:53,416
‪你知道八个人围坐一桌
‪有多少种不同的排列方式？

519
00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:56,916
‪别算了 这是很复杂的数学

520
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:57,958
‪你算不出来的

521
00:27:58,458 --> 00:27:59,541
‪有数千种方式

522
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:00,916
‪相信我

523
00:28:01,458 --> 00:28:02,458
‪你稍后再查

524
00:28:03,041 --> 00:28:04,375
‪反正重点就是

525
00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:08,250
‪人们怎么坐
‪这种看起来无足轻重的东西

526
00:28:09,041 --> 00:28:10,583
‪却成了

527
00:28:11,208 --> 00:28:13,750
‪决定爱情成败的

528
00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:15,041
‪机缘

529
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,375
‪女士们 先生们

530
00:28:33,583 --> 00:28:35,791
‪请就坐 午餐即将开始

531
00:28:48,625 --> 00:28:50,583
‪加油

532
00:28:50,666 --> 00:28:52,666
‪他只是个人 和其他人没有区别

533
00:28:53,583 --> 00:28:57,000
‪一个英俊、伟岸、成功的男人

534
00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:59,458
‪但没关系 看在上帝面上
‪只要跑过去和他打招呼

535
00:28:59,541 --> 00:29:00,625
‪“你好 我叫布莱恩”

536
00:29:00,708 --> 00:29:01,666
‪看见没？很简单

537
00:29:02,458 --> 00:29:03,750
‪他只是个人

538
00:29:03,833 --> 00:29:05,541
‪他和其他人一样上厕所

539
00:29:06,166 --> 00:29:07,208
‪想象他一丝不挂

540
00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:08,958
‪对 一个裸男

541
00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:11,125
‪一个坐在马桶上的裸男

542
00:29:27,208 --> 00:29:29,375
‪哦 我们坐在一起 太有趣了

543
00:29:29,458 --> 00:29:30,333
‪很好

544
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,083
‪谢谢

545
00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:43,208
‪谢谢

546
00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:46,583
‪再来点 谢谢

547
00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:52,708
‪你好

548
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:54,000
‪你好

549
00:29:54,208 --> 00:29:56,041
‪我来了 你是…

550
00:29:56,625 --> 00:29:57,833
‪-那儿 对
‪-不对…

551
00:29:58,291 --> 00:29:59,458
‪好吧

552
00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:01,125
‪我们可以向对方挥手

553
00:30:03,375 --> 00:30:04,541
‪-你好
‪-你好

554
00:30:04,666 --> 00:30:05,916
‪-你好 我叫布莱恩
‪-狄娜

555
00:30:06,208 --> 00:30:07,166
‪等一下…

556
00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:08,708
‪稍等…

557
00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:11,833
‪嘿 哥们儿

558
00:30:14,375 --> 00:30:15,791
‪听着 我可不可以…

559
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:19,333
‪干杯

560
00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:25,083
‪他的鸡巴不可能比我的大

561
00:30:25,166 --> 00:30:27,250
‪也许会更粗些 但肯定不会更长

562
00:30:27,333 --> 00:30:29,166
‪你是当真的吗？还在说这事

563
00:30:29,458 --> 00:30:30,500
‪嗯

564
00:30:31,208 --> 00:30:34,041
‪告诉你 粗也是很要紧的

565
00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:36,541
‪你不会想要个又长又细的
‪铅笔一样的鸡巴

566
00:30:37,208 --> 00:30:39,333
‪-我的阴茎像铅笔？
‪-你能停下来吗？

567
00:30:39,416 --> 00:30:41,875
‪-你像个12岁小孩
‪-我没有12岁小孩的东西

568
00:30:41,958 --> 00:30:43,833
‪你是没有 不过你有12岁小孩的心智

569
00:30:43,916 --> 00:30:44,875
‪好吧…

570
00:30:46,625 --> 00:30:48,375
‪-喂
‪-你们好

571
00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:53,250
‪开玩笑吧

572
00:30:53,583 --> 00:30:55,791
‪哦 真好 我都不能和你坐一起

573
00:30:55,875 --> 00:30:59,500
‪-我要和不认识的人坐一起
‪-杰克 你妹妹是怎么想的？

574
00:30:59,583 --> 00:31:01,583
‪我真不知道

575
00:31:01,916 --> 00:31:02,833
‪-你好
‪-你好

576
00:31:03,875 --> 00:31:05,000
‪这真是不错啊

577
00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:09,458
‪我们注定在一起

578
00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:10,833
‪看起来是这样

579
00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:17,625
‪-大家好
‪-你好吗？

580
00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:22,458
‪马克·费舍尔来干嘛？

581
00:31:22,791 --> 00:31:23,833
‪我之后再解释

582
00:31:23,916 --> 00:31:26,458
‪女士们 先生们 请欢迎卡尔博尼夫妇

583
00:31:37,791 --> 00:31:39,625
‪干杯 来 干杯 马克

584
00:31:40,083 --> 00:31:41,208
‪欢迎坐在第四桌

585
00:31:41,291 --> 00:31:42,791
‪-是啊 为第四桌干杯
‪-干杯

586
00:31:42,875 --> 00:31:44,500
‪-干杯
‪-干杯

587
00:31:45,208 --> 00:31:46,500
‪干杯

588
00:31:48,875 --> 00:31:50,416
‪-为我们干杯
‪-来

589
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:51,458
‪很有机会哦

590
00:31:55,125 --> 00:31:55,958
‪谢谢

591
00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:59,583
‪你和阿曼达交往有多久了？

592
00:31:59,666 --> 00:32:01,833
‪嗯 大概一年了

593
00:32:01,916 --> 00:32:04,166
‪她选择坐在她的前男友旁边

594
00:32:04,250 --> 00:32:05,875
‪而不选她的现男友 所以…

595
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,250
‪相当不礼貌 不是吗？

596
00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:11,041
‪尤其是当你在考虑
‪他们有什么样的关系

597
00:32:11,125 --> 00:32:13,416
‪-你什么意思？
‪-这都是身体上的

598
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:14,791
‪我个人不相信

599
00:32:14,875 --> 00:32:18,166
‪有前途的恋爱关系是
‪建立在很多性爱基础之上

600
00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:20,208
‪所以他们坐在一起很奇怪

601
00:32:20,291 --> 00:32:22,958
‪是 就是更多关乎这样 而不是那样

602
00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:24,666
‪-你知道我什么意思？
‪-是的

603
00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:26,500
‪干得很多 说得很少

604
00:32:26,583 --> 00:32:29,666
‪这样会是什么结果呢？

605
00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:32,125
‪打扰一下 给我来杯喝的

606
00:32:32,208 --> 00:32:34,458
‪重要的在于…而不是…

607
00:32:34,541 --> 00:32:36,500
‪-你知道吧？
‪-是

608
00:32:36,875 --> 00:32:39,500
‪我看到你戴了我给你买的袖扣

609
00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:41,750
‪哦 是啊

610
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:44,166
‪嗯 我只有这个 所以…

611
00:32:46,125 --> 00:32:46,958
‪去你的

612
00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:50,833
‪我听说你是记者

613
00:32:51,833 --> 00:32:53,000
‪-是
‪-新闻界的

614
00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:54,791
‪是啊

615
00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:56,333
‪哦 我一上来就猜对了

616
00:32:57,708 --> 00:32:59,333
‪关于哪方面的？时尚？

617
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,291
‪我是战争记者

618
00:33:01,375 --> 00:33:02,750
‪我记得有人说过 等一下

619
00:33:02,833 --> 00:33:03,875
‪你被绑架过？

620
00:33:04,208 --> 00:33:05,166
‪是的

621
00:33:05,875 --> 00:33:06,708
‪糟糕

622
00:33:06,791 --> 00:33:08,958
‪-是很糟糕
‪-太糟透了 也不是啦

623
00:33:09,041 --> 00:33:11,375
‪你知道我意思
‪大意了 嗯 不是大意了

624
00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:13,416
‪-不 不是大意了
‪-发生什么了？

625
00:33:13,833 --> 00:33:15,750
‪我们正在阿富汗报导

626
00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:17,750
‪这是你的第一个错

627
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,708
‪怎么能去阿富汗 ？

628
00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,458
‪发生了什么？我猜猜看

629
00:33:24,541 --> 00:33:25,458
‪嗯 塔利班…

630
00:33:25,541 --> 00:33:27,750
‪-塔利班 一点儿都不奇怪 是啊
‪-对

631
00:33:27,833 --> 00:33:31,125
‪是 有塔利班部队进入了我们的地盘…

632
00:33:31,208 --> 00:33:32,166
‪不请自来？

633
00:33:33,541 --> 00:33:34,958
‪-是啊
‪-当然会这样

634
00:33:35,041 --> 00:33:37,250
‪-当然
‪-你们干嘛要请塔利班？

635
00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:40,291
‪我们在阿富汗报导

636
00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:42,916
‪塔利班部队冲进来 把我们带到外面

637
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
‪-让我们排好 枪指着头
‪-你穿的什么？

638
00:33:45,083 --> 00:33:47,041
‪-什么？
‪-你穿的什么？

639
00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:48,583
‪因为显然他们…

640
00:33:49,708 --> 00:33:50,541
‪不喜欢这样

641
00:33:50,625 --> 00:33:53,291
‪他们那儿的人不喜欢暴露的…

642
00:33:55,291 --> 00:33:56,166
‪胸脯

643
00:33:57,208 --> 00:33:58,875
‪我不是说你穿着暴露 这是…

644
00:33:59,583 --> 00:34:00,958
‪这是

645
00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:03,000
‪非常的…恰当

646
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:04,250
‪如果是我 也会绑架你

647
00:34:06,708 --> 00:34:09,125
‪好不好要试了才知道
‪他们最后分手了

648
00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:11,708
‪嗯 不 因为她总是在说他的鸡巴大
‪所以…

649
00:34:11,791 --> 00:34:15,291
‪-真的？
‪-是啊 我的也很大 

650
00:34:15,375 --> 00:34:17,708
‪-多大？
‪-也许比他的大

651
00:34:17,791 --> 00:34:19,458
‪有多大？勺子还是叉子？

652
00:34:19,541 --> 00:34:21,500
‪-两个
‪-你能在桌上比划一下大小吗？

653
00:34:21,583 --> 00:34:23,250
‪两个加起来那么大

654
00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:24,916
‪-这两个加起来？
‪-是的

655
00:34:32,583 --> 00:34:36,083
‪-那个美国人是谁？
‪-哦 那是海莉的朋友 迪娜

656
00:34:36,166 --> 00:34:39,166
‪天啊 就是你一直念叨的那个
‪在罗马遇到的女孩

657
00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:40,291
‪我没有一直念叨

658
00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:43,458
‪哦 别扯了 你到处找借口谈论她

659
00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:46,416
‪我们在那儿待了好几天

660
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:50,291
‪实际上
‪我们当时都不知道是白天还是晚上…

661
00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:51,666
‪我是做汽车保险的

662
00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:55,375
‪-什么？
‪-我是做汽车保险的

663
00:34:58,166 --> 00:34:59,375
‪-挺好
‪-是挺好

664
00:34:59,708 --> 00:35:00,666
‪好吧

665
00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:02,916
‪不像听起来那么无聊 谢谢

666
00:35:04,125 --> 00:35:06,375
‪-抱歉 你继续
‪-没事 我…

667
00:35:06,958 --> 00:35:10,958
‪我跟吉姆和杰夫一起共事

668
00:35:11,166 --> 00:35:13,458
‪我叫他杰夫 吉姆叫他杰弗里

669
00:35:13,916 --> 00:35:16,041
‪吉姆2001年开始跟我共事

670
00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:18,041
‪杰夫是…

671
00:35:18,125 --> 00:35:19,375
‪-真好
‪-谢谢

672
00:35:19,458 --> 00:35:20,291
‪谢谢

673
00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:21,916
‪-谢谢
‪-是的

674
00:35:22,291 --> 00:35:25,416
‪杰夫是几年后开始的…

675
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:27,083
‪我以为她有男朋友

676
00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,833
‪现在没了

677
00:35:28,916 --> 00:35:31,000
‪他一有机会就劈腿

678
00:35:31,083 --> 00:35:32,500
‪哦 太好了

679
00:35:32,583 --> 00:35:34,833
‪太好了 你真应该好好抓住这次机会

680
00:35:34,916 --> 00:35:36,416
‪我正打算

681
00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:40,375
‪吉姆和杰夫很搞笑

682
00:35:40,458 --> 00:35:42,541
‪看来你能喝点酒

683
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,458
‪-是啊 如果场合需要
‪-哦 当然

684
00:35:45,541 --> 00:35:46,375
‪的确有需要

685
00:35:46,458 --> 00:35:48,375
‪你被绑架的时候
‪他们准你们喝酒吗？

686
00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:11,000
‪这事我一定要告诉你 还有一次

687
00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:13,416
‪我把自行车停好 外面是春天

688
00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:15,375
‪锁好后 我就进去了

689
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:16,958
‪一打开门

690
00:36:17,041 --> 00:36:18,041
‪全是糖浆

691
00:36:18,791 --> 00:36:19,791
‪-什么？
‪-糖浆

692
00:36:19,875 --> 00:36:21,833
‪-糖浆？
‪-门把手上全是糖浆

693
00:36:21,916 --> 00:36:24,541
‪下面的地上也是糖浆

694
00:36:24,625 --> 00:36:26,333
‪-在地毯上
‪-又是杰夫的把戏？

695
00:36:26,416 --> 00:36:27,750
‪是吉姆 什么杰夫？

696
00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:29,958
‪我说 “杰夫的把戏” 意思是杰夫…

697
00:36:30,041 --> 00:36:31,916
‪不 这不是杰夫 这是在杰夫来之前

698
00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:33,458
‪哦 对不起 我…

699
00:36:33,833 --> 00:36:35,041
‪是 你没错儿

700
00:36:36,625 --> 00:36:38,750
‪这是吉姆 你在听吗？

701
00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:39,666
‪在听

702
00:36:39,958 --> 00:36:41,916
‪杰夫2008年才来

703
00:36:42,666 --> 00:36:43,625
‪不 等一下

704
00:36:43,708 --> 00:36:44,916
‪我买了自行车

705
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,666
‪所以他应该是那年春天…

706
00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:48,583
‪好像

707
00:36:48,791 --> 00:36:51,166
‪是200…

708
00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:52,708
‪等一下…

709
00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:55,708
‪-没关系
‪-还是想起来比较好

710
00:36:55,791 --> 00:36:56,625
‪布莱恩

711
00:36:57,750 --> 00:36:59,458
‪布莱恩 帮我个忙

712
00:36:59,958 --> 00:37:02,791
‪你帮我盯着马克 如果他有什么动作
‪你就来找我

713
00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:05,333
‪我要开始行动了

714
00:37:06,041 --> 00:37:06,875
‪祝我好运

715
00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:09,666
‪那是2006年 那时候…

716
00:37:09,750 --> 00:37:11,583
‪对了 是2008年 是的 想起来

717
00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:13,208
‪-很抱歉 打扰一下
‪-你好

718
00:37:13,291 --> 00:37:16,750
‪很好 你想不想去吧台一起喝一杯

719
00:37:16,833 --> 00:37:19,500
‪-很高兴 失陪了
‪-太好了

720
00:37:23,958 --> 00:37:24,791
‪好吧

721
00:37:25,041 --> 00:37:27,625
‪-你不来吗？杰克
‪-好 当然来

722
00:37:44,541 --> 00:37:45,875
‪哦 是维泰利

723
00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:48,375
‪-什么？你去哪里？
‪-找维特利

724
00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:50,958
‪-哦 要我和你一起去吗？
‪-不用了

725
00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:52,708
‪行啊

726
00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:56,875
‪哦…我跟你说过…

727
00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:00,500
‪维泰利先生

728
00:38:01,416 --> 00:38:02,833
‪-你好
‪-我叫布莱恩

729
00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:04,500
‪哦 很高兴认识你

730
00:38:05,291 --> 00:38:06,125
‪布莱恩？

731
00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:11,250
‪不好意思

732
00:38:11,541 --> 00:38:13,250
‪我可以坐下吗？

733
00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:16,166
‪我只是想坐下来

734
00:38:17,791 --> 00:38:19,166
‪没关系 布莱恩 有什么事？

735
00:38:19,250 --> 00:38:20,541
‪-哦 是
‪-什么事？

736
00:38:20,625 --> 00:38:24,916
‪维泰利先生
‪我想告诉你 我是你的忠实粉丝

737
00:38:25,458 --> 00:38:27,958
‪-谢谢 非常感谢
‪-真的

738
00:38:28,208 --> 00:38:33,833
‪我非常想知道你拍电影的灵感…

739
00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:36,291
‪是哪里来的

740
00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:38,250
‪-灵感？
‪-灵感

741
00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:39,375
‪哦

742
00:38:40,916 --> 00:38:43,416
‪你知道 灵感…

743
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,500
‪不是创造出来的

744
00:38:46,583 --> 00:38:48,500
‪它们就这样来的…

745
00:38:49,875 --> 00:38:51,041
‪像是愉快的意外

746
00:38:51,583 --> 00:38:54,208
‪你知道我是什么意思？
‪在你内心深处…

747
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,625
‪来自你内心最深处的隐秘…

748
00:38:58,333 --> 00:39:00,708
‪-隐秘的地方
‪-…内心最不引人注意的角落

749
00:39:00,791 --> 00:39:01,916
‪太棒了

750
00:39:07,833 --> 00:39:08,708
‪喂

751
00:39:17,916 --> 00:39:18,750
‪维特利

752
00:39:20,666 --> 00:39:23,166
‪-哦 谢谢你来
‪-谢谢

753
00:39:23,250 --> 00:39:24,083
‪谢谢

754
00:39:27,208 --> 00:39:29,125
‪-很高兴和你聊天
‪-谢谢

755
00:39:29,208 --> 00:39:30,125
‪好

756
00:39:30,416 --> 00:39:31,250
‪谢谢

757
00:39:35,458 --> 00:39:36,291
‪怎么样？

758
00:39:37,666 --> 00:39:40,166
‪-维特利？怎么样？
‪-不错

759
00:39:40,250 --> 00:39:41,666
‪哦 天啊 我就知道

760
00:39:41,750 --> 00:39:43,333
‪今晚真棒

761
00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:45,833
‪太好了 我看得出你喝多了

762
00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:58,458
‪杰夫站在那里 大笑着 他还戴着手套

763
00:39:58,541 --> 00:39:59,708
‪戴着手套大笑

764
00:40:00,291 --> 00:40:02,375
‪而且还穿着他的紫色运动服

765
00:40:02,458 --> 00:40:05,708
‪我就想“真好 一切照计划实施”

766
00:40:05,791 --> 00:40:07,166
‪悉尼 抱歉

767
00:40:07,833 --> 00:40:09,958
‪我知道这样很不礼貌 可是

768
00:40:11,083 --> 00:40:12,541
‪我希望

769
00:40:12,625 --> 00:40:15,458
‪能私下里谈谈

770
00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:17,291
‪只有…

771
00:40:17,375 --> 00:40:18,583
‪我们俩

772
00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:19,958
‪男人间的谈话

773
00:40:21,791 --> 00:40:23,166
‪你能不能…

774
00:40:26,708 --> 00:40:28,000
‪悉尼

775
00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:29,958
‪-杰克
‪-我的意思…

776
00:40:31,666 --> 00:40:32,958
‪是说 狄娜和我

777
00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:37,250
‪哦 那我去哪儿？

778
00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:38,666
‪我不知道

779
00:40:39,291 --> 00:40:40,166
‪那儿？

780
00:40:40,583 --> 00:40:42,000
‪-那儿？
‪-是

781
00:40:46,416 --> 00:40:47,291
‪那我走了

782
00:40:47,958 --> 00:40:50,291
‪好 保重 一会儿见

783
00:40:50,375 --> 00:40:51,583
‪-你也保重
‪-好

784
00:40:53,125 --> 00:40:54,291
‪我觉得糟糕极了

785
00:40:54,666 --> 00:40:56,250
‪感觉太糟了

786
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,125
‪看看你 你好酷

787
00:41:06,208 --> 00:41:09,291
‪好淡然 我喜欢 我觉得你太棒了

788
00:41:09,375 --> 00:41:11,333
‪我真的觉得你好棒

789
00:41:11,416 --> 00:41:12,416
‪不过没关系啦

790
00:41:15,958 --> 00:41:17,750
‪她爱你

791
00:41:19,166 --> 00:41:20,125
‪她是你的

792
00:41:21,083 --> 00:41:21,916
‪你知道的

793
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,208
‪是 她肯定爱你

794
00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:31,333
‪在悉尼回来之前
‪快点告诉我你的近况

795
00:41:31,416 --> 00:41:32,458
‪快点？告诉你…

796
00:41:32,541 --> 00:41:35,083
‪十秒钟内告诉我你在三年内做的事

797
00:41:35,166 --> 00:41:36,291
‪-可…
‪-悉尼可以做到

798
00:41:36,375 --> 00:41:39,791
‪自从上次见过你之后 我失恋了

799
00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:41,833
‪坐在我旁边的那个是前女友阿曼达

800
00:41:43,208 --> 00:41:45,166
‪然后我去了亚洲 游历了很多地方

801
00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:47,791
‪得了重病回来了

802
00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:50,750
‪我最近刚获得了结构工程师资格…

803
00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:51,875
‪好不容易啊

804
00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:54,000
‪嘿！只有八秒钟！

805
00:41:54,083 --> 00:41:55,333
‪你真的在数？

806
00:41:55,833 --> 00:41:59,583
‪你还有两秒钟
‪但你没有什么好说的了

807
00:41:59,666 --> 00:42:02,291
‪真没了 这是个很惨的坦白

808
00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:04,125
‪其实 这还是很多的…

809
00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:11,750
‪-嘿
‪-对不起 稍等

810
00:42:13,333 --> 00:42:14,541
‪你还醒着

811
00:42:14,625 --> 00:42:16,041
‪我醒着 我当然醒着

812
00:42:16,125 --> 00:42:18,458
‪我为什么不醒着？我们要谈谈

813
00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:21,458
‪好

814
00:42:21,541 --> 00:42:24,291
‪只要你不说我们注定要在一起

815
00:42:26,750 --> 00:42:27,833
‪我们注定要在一起

816
00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:30,041
‪马克 你到底怎么回事？

817
00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:32,583
‪你要我把这刺在额头上吗？

818
00:42:32,666 --> 00:42:34,291
‪我爱罗伯托

819
00:42:35,583 --> 00:42:36,416
‪不

820
00:42:37,666 --> 00:42:38,666
‪“不”是什么意思？

821
00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:40,916
‪我们之间的联系是不可否认的

822
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,583
‪你只是害怕告诉罗伯托 不过没关系

823
00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:46,583
‪他需要知道
‪要么你告诉他 要么我来说

824
00:42:46,666 --> 00:42:48,791
‪女士们 先生们…

825
00:42:52,625 --> 00:42:56,083
‪现在邀请海丽和罗伯托跳第一支舞

826
00:42:58,666 --> 00:42:59,791
‪你就待这儿

827
00:43:32,958 --> 00:43:34,625
‪好了 该你了

828
00:43:35,041 --> 00:43:37,333
‪你可能还记得 我是海外记者

829
00:43:37,416 --> 00:43:40,500
‪我去了一些很可怕的地方

830
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,291
‪看到了人们被杀 我被绑架过

831
00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:44,291
‪回到家以后

832
00:43:44,375 --> 00:43:46,416
‪我妈妈生病去世了

833
00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:48,208
‪我发现我的男友

834
00:43:48,291 --> 00:43:51,916
‪喜欢跟办公室任何女人上床

835
00:43:54,416 --> 00:43:55,250
‪就…

836
00:43:56,125 --> 00:43:57,041
‪就这些

837
00:43:58,791 --> 00:43:59,708
‪嗯

838
00:44:00,166 --> 00:44:01,125
‪听到这些我很难过

839
00:44:01,750 --> 00:44:03,750
‪没事 你知道 这只是生活…

840
00:44:03,833 --> 00:44:06,125
‪不 我的意思是12秒了

841
00:44:07,291 --> 00:44:08,208
‪哦 那么说…

842
00:44:09,208 --> 00:44:10,458
‪那么说你输了

843
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:12,875
‪让我们…

844
00:44:13,625 --> 00:44:14,583
‪希望…

845
00:44:15,375 --> 00:44:17,541
‪从现在起都是好运

846
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,416
‪是 希望如此

847
00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:33,125
‪-你的裙子！
‪-对不起！

848
00:44:33,208 --> 00:44:35,791
‪-我们去哪里？
‪-就这儿

849
00:44:37,041 --> 00:44:38,541
‪-你还好吗？
‪-不怎么样

850
00:44:38,625 --> 00:44:40,875
‪-马克还醒着
‪-什么？怎么会？

851
00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:42,666
‪天啊 杰克 这是个简单的计划

852
00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:44,291
‪你怎么会搞砸了？

853
00:44:44,666 --> 00:44:45,500
‪喂！

854
00:44:45,583 --> 00:44:47,958
‪你知道这是我第一次
‪在人家的饮料里做手脚

855
00:44:48,833 --> 00:44:51,625
‪-我已经感觉很不好了 现在…
‪-我知道

856
00:44:51,708 --> 00:44:55,125
‪听着 你能不能确保
‪他不要靠近罗伯托？

857
00:44:55,208 --> 00:44:56,458
‪我还有事要做 我要走了

858
00:44:56,541 --> 00:44:58,916
‪-你要去干嘛？
‪-还要拍照

859
00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:00,791
‪你和狄娜怎么样了？

860
00:45:01,250 --> 00:45:03,041
‪挺好的

861
00:45:03,125 --> 00:45:04,333
‪-挺好的
‪-太好了

862
00:45:04,416 --> 00:45:06,291
‪你知道吗？就像妈妈以前说的

863
00:45:06,375 --> 00:45:08,416
‪做最坏的打算 做最好的准备

864
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,208
‪我觉得现在就是这样的时刻

865
00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:12,458
‪-这是…
‪-行了 好

866
00:45:21,291 --> 00:45:22,208
‪你好 蛋蛋

867
00:45:23,041 --> 00:45:23,875
‪你好

868
00:45:24,083 --> 00:45:25,125
‪-你好
‪-你好

869
00:45:25,208 --> 00:45:27,875
‪-我是克里斯蒂娜
‪-麻烦你帮我拿着 克里斯蒂娜

870
00:45:28,833 --> 00:45:30,125
‪我要搞一下…

871
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:32,833
‪这个

872
00:45:34,375 --> 00:45:36,000
‪短裙…等一下

873
00:45:37,166 --> 00:45:38,000
‪抱歉

874
00:45:39,041 --> 00:45:40,125
‪这下面…

875
00:45:41,208 --> 00:45:42,916
‪该怎么弄？

876
00:45:44,083 --> 00:45:46,541
‪它们绕得像双节棍

877
00:45:48,958 --> 00:45:49,833
‪现在解开来

878
00:45:54,833 --> 00:45:55,833
‪嘿 变

879
00:45:56,208 --> 00:45:58,083
‪谢谢 我叫悉尼

880
00:45:58,166 --> 00:45:59,000
‪好吧

881
00:45:59,625 --> 00:46:00,500
‪好吧

882
00:46:01,208 --> 00:46:02,083
‪没事

883
00:46:02,833 --> 00:46:03,750
‪她走了

884
00:46:12,958 --> 00:46:13,958
‪喂

885
00:46:14,583 --> 00:46:15,416
‪有事吗？

886
00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:17,208
‪我想说 刚才做得不错

887
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:18,833
‪什么？

888
00:46:18,916 --> 00:46:20,333
‪你精心策划

889
00:46:20,416 --> 00:46:22,416
‪婚礼上坐在阿曼达旁边

890
00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:27,125
‪什么？你以为我想在我妹妹的婚礼上
‪坐在我前女友旁？

891
00:46:27,750 --> 00:46:28,708
‪我不是受虐狂

892
00:46:28,791 --> 00:46:31,291
‪-真是有点巧 是吧？
‪-是吗？

893
00:46:31,375 --> 00:46:32,833
‪是啊 不错 

894
00:46:32,916 --> 00:46:34,750
‪听我说

895
00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:38,875
‪阿曼达和我结束了

896
00:46:38,958 --> 00:46:40,416
‪我们交往了两年

897
00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:42,708
‪但到最后我们互相憎恨

898
00:46:42,791 --> 00:46:44,208
‪所以你是说你现在恨她吗？

899
00:46:44,750 --> 00:46:47,083
‪-“恨”这个词比较强烈
‪-你刚才说的

900
00:46:47,166 --> 00:46:49,083
‪但是肯定不喜欢

901
00:46:49,666 --> 00:46:50,583
‪你小心点儿

902
00:46:50,666 --> 00:46:53,000
‪她可是我未来的未婚妻

903
00:46:53,125 --> 00:46:55,083
‪-真的？
‪-你说“真的”是什么意思？

904
00:46:56,041 --> 00:46:58,708
‪哦 对了 因为我没有这个？是吗？

905
00:46:59,083 --> 00:47:02,375
‪我没法满足她 是吗？
‪刚才你脑子里是怎么想的？

906
00:47:02,458 --> 00:47:04,000
‪“哦 我眼前这个男人

907
00:47:04,083 --> 00:47:06,541
‪有着很小很奇怪的小鸡巴
‪大家都在取笑他”

908
00:47:06,625 --> 00:47:08,041
‪他们没有 大家都在取笑你

909
00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:10,625
‪因为你是个
‪晃着大鸡巴走来走去的怪人

910
00:47:10,708 --> 00:47:13,625
‪“哦 看我！
‪我带着大鸡巴来参加婚礼！

911
00:47:13,708 --> 00:47:15,875
‪大家都很喜欢我 因为我有大鸡巴

912
00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:19,541
‪哦 它太粗了 给它点赞！”

913
00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:25,416
‪-抱歉 真不明白你在说什么
‪-告诉你

914
00:47:25,750 --> 00:47:27,125
‪离她远点

915
00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:29,500
‪-没问题
‪-很好

916
00:47:29,583 --> 00:47:30,666
‪-我会的
‪-很好

917
00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:32,500
‪-行
‪-行

918
00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:34,500
‪-聊得很愉快
‪-真不错

919
00:47:34,583 --> 00:47:36,333
‪-行
‪-行

920
00:47:37,041 --> 00:47:38,416
‪-好吧
‪-行

921
00:47:40,916 --> 00:47:42,041
‪你好

922
00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:45,458
‪-你好
‪-没事吧？

923
00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:48,083
‪没事

924
00:47:49,333 --> 00:47:51,833
‪-你要喝一杯吗？
‪-好啊 我真的需要

925
00:47:51,916 --> 00:47:55,458
‪我想我也许该把红酒换成性爱…沙滩

926
00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:56,916
‪等一下

927
00:48:00,041 --> 00:48:02,083
‪他要一杯性爱沙滩 谢谢

928
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,125
‪我在开玩笑

929
00:48:13,166 --> 00:48:14,458
‪你要干什么？

930
00:48:15,541 --> 00:48:16,833
‪很抱歉

931
00:48:16,916 --> 00:48:18,125
‪抱歉

932
00:48:19,333 --> 00:48:20,958
‪为什么…不行

933
00:48:21,041 --> 00:48:23,375
‪等一下

934
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,041
‪抱歉

935
00:48:25,125 --> 00:48:27,083
‪我知道你对海丽有感觉

936
00:48:27,166 --> 00:48:29,958
‪但是她对你没有感觉
‪所以你要接受这个事实

937
00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:31,666
‪哦 是吗？

938
00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:33,208
‪那么…

939
00:48:33,291 --> 00:48:36,125
‪为什么三周前我们上床？

940
00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:42,875
‪-什么？
‪-没错

941
00:48:43,625 --> 00:48:45,916
‪上床

942
00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:47,541
‪等…

943
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,708
‪好吧 我真的不知道发生了什么

944
00:48:50,791 --> 00:48:52,166
‪但是我知道她很幸福

945
00:48:53,333 --> 00:48:55,416
‪求你了 不要破坏它

946
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:56,625
‪行

947
00:48:56,708 --> 00:48:58,875
‪但是 我要让她幸福 你这个白痴！

948
00:48:59,791 --> 00:49:01,041
‪不 好…

949
00:49:01,666 --> 00:49:02,791
‪好…

950
00:49:03,291 --> 00:49:04,458
‪哦 天啊 真不敢相信！

951
00:49:04,541 --> 00:49:07,041
‪对不起 我很抱歉

952
00:49:08,291 --> 00:49:11,000
‪-啊 杰克
‪-悉尼！

953
00:49:11,083 --> 00:49:13,625
‪我要回酒店 换条裤子

954
00:49:13,708 --> 00:49:15,291
‪-这裙子太麻烦
‪-很好

955
00:49:15,375 --> 00:49:17,875
‪悉尼 能帮个忙吗？

956
00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:19,708
‪-悉尼！
‪-好 杰克

957
00:49:19,791 --> 00:49:21,333
‪-悉尼！
‪-我来了

958
00:49:22,041 --> 00:49:24,041
‪-我要找个房间
‪-发生什么事了？

959
00:49:24,125 --> 00:49:25,458
‪我一会儿再解释

960
00:49:26,208 --> 00:49:28,583
‪-我是费德里科·维泰利
‪-我是狄娜

961
00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:30,500
‪-狄娜 很高兴认识你
‪-很高兴认识你

962
00:49:31,125 --> 00:49:32,000
‪我喜欢你的作品

963
00:49:33,250 --> 00:49:35,416
‪我们进来了！

964
00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:37,000
‪-悉尼？
‪-什么事？

965
00:49:37,083 --> 00:49:37,916
‪-壁橱！
‪-好

966
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,708
‪-另一扇门
‪-两扇都开？

967
00:49:39,791 --> 00:49:41,291
‪好了

968
00:49:43,250 --> 00:49:45,333
‪-不要把我关进壁橱
‪-再见！

969
00:49:46,208 --> 00:49:47,958
‪-好像吉姆有那副画
‪-好了！

970
00:49:48,291 --> 00:49:49,250
‪真不错

971
00:49:49,875 --> 00:49:52,333
‪救命啊！

972
00:49:57,541 --> 00:49:58,416
‪你好

973
00:49:59,083 --> 00:50:00,541
‪可以出来一下吗？

974
00:50:00,916 --> 00:50:02,041
‪好

975
00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:03,708
‪抱歉

976
00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:05,166
‪抱歉

977
00:50:06,166 --> 00:50:07,083
‪杰克？

978
00:50:09,125 --> 00:50:10,083
‪好

979
00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:11,875
‪我要答案 现在就要

980
00:50:12,125 --> 00:50:13,541
‪查兹 关于什么？

981
00:50:13,625 --> 00:50:15,083
‪关于婚姻的

982
00:50:15,166 --> 00:50:17,666
‪是因为你的前男友？问题出在这里？

983
00:50:17,750 --> 00:50:19,500
‪哦 天啊 你太荒唐了

984
00:50:20,166 --> 00:50:21,333
‪好吧

985
00:50:21,958 --> 00:50:23,208
‪他说他恨你 所以…

986
00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:28,375
‪这不错

987
00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:32,166
‪他说什么？

988
00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:38,375
‪来人啊！

989
00:50:38,458 --> 00:50:39,833
‪我在壁橱里！

990
00:50:40,125 --> 00:50:41,125
‪喂！

991
00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:52,916
‪怎么了？

992
00:50:53,583 --> 00:50:56,041
‪我刚听说了很奇怪的事

993
00:50:56,375 --> 00:50:59,583
‪你和马克·费舍尔三个星期前上床了

994
00:51:01,208 --> 00:51:02,125
‪他说的？

995
00:51:02,791 --> 00:51:05,250
‪太离谱了！

996
00:51:05,333 --> 00:51:08,083
‪天啊！你骗人的本事太糟糕了

997
00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:09,375
‪你是怎么想的？

998
00:51:09,458 --> 00:51:12,208
‪我知道 我搞砸了 这是意外

999
00:51:12,916 --> 00:51:14,375
‪-你好
‪-你好

1000
00:51:17,708 --> 00:51:19,958
‪你怎么会意外和人上床？

1001
00:51:20,041 --> 00:51:20,916
‪怎么会的？

1002
00:51:21,375 --> 00:51:22,541
‪容我解释

1003
00:51:22,625 --> 00:51:24,583
‪你知道我几周前来伦敦

1004
00:51:24,666 --> 00:51:26,291
‪婚礼的事弄得我很紧张

1005
00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:28,375
‪我去酒吧喝了几杯

1006
00:51:28,458 --> 00:51:30,125
‪结果遇上马克·费舍尔

1007
00:51:30,208 --> 00:51:32,041
‪我们就聊聊 喝了几杯

1008
00:51:32,125 --> 00:51:34,458
‪我们也没意识到 事情就这样发生了

1009
00:51:34,541 --> 00:51:36,291
‪可是这不代表什么 杰克

1010
00:51:36,750 --> 00:51:40,458
‪原来他15岁起就迷恋我

1011
00:51:40,541 --> 00:51:43,125
‪15岁呀 杰克
‪我们之间什么也没发生过

1012
00:51:43,208 --> 00:51:45,958
‪我们吻过几次 也许他摸过我咪咪
‪我也不知道了

1013
00:51:46,041 --> 00:51:48,791
‪-也许我隔着裤子摸过他
‪-你不用告诉我细节

1014
00:51:48,875 --> 00:51:49,708
‪对不起

1015
00:51:50,625 --> 00:51:52,708
‪天啊 海丽 我以为你爱罗伯托

1016
00:51:52,791 --> 00:51:54,791
‪哦 天啊 我爱他

1017
00:51:55,208 --> 00:51:57,000
‪胜过一切

1018
00:51:57,958 --> 00:51:59,500
‪他不能知道这事

1019
00:52:00,041 --> 00:52:01,208
‪他会疯的

1020
00:52:01,875 --> 00:52:03,208
‪女士们 先生们

1021
00:52:03,291 --> 00:52:07,375
‪现在有请伴娘布莱恩发言

1022
00:52:10,333 --> 00:52:11,375
‪布莱恩呢？

1023
00:52:17,625 --> 00:52:18,458
‪布莱恩

1024
00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:22,375
‪喂 伙计

1025
00:52:22,791 --> 00:52:23,666
‪好了

1026
00:52:25,333 --> 00:52:27,916
‪-他们叫你去发言
‪-发言？

1027
00:52:28,541 --> 00:52:30,791
‪你为婚礼准备的演讲 记得吗？

1028
00:52:30,875 --> 00:52:32,000
‪-什么婚礼？
‪-这个婚礼

1029
00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:34,375
‪我们参加的这个婚礼 海丽的婚礼
‪你是伴娘

1030
00:52:34,458 --> 00:52:36,375
‪-伴郎 是啊
‪-是的 对

1031
00:52:36,458 --> 00:52:39,750
‪-你想给维泰利留下好印象 记得吗？
‪-哦 是的 维泰利

1032
00:52:42,708 --> 00:52:43,708
‪他人呢？

1033
00:53:19,041 --> 00:53:21,458
‪这些人为什么都看着我？

1034
00:53:28,125 --> 00:53:30,083
‪这个梦变得越来越古怪了

1035
00:53:35,875 --> 00:53:37,250
‪就连意大利电影导演

1036
00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:40,083
‪维泰利也很古怪

1037
00:53:41,458 --> 00:53:43,125
‪是的 他很帅 对吗？

1038
00:53:44,625 --> 00:53:45,750
‪我有点喜欢他 但是…

1039
00:53:47,250 --> 00:53:49,125
‪我不是同志男 但是…

1040
00:53:50,041 --> 00:53:51,083
‪我还是喜欢他

1041
00:53:53,416 --> 00:53:55,750
‪我希望他能在一部电影中
‪给我一个角色

1042
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,000
‪只要一个角色

1043
00:53:58,416 --> 00:53:59,541
‪哪怕一个小角色

1044
00:54:01,291 --> 00:54:02,208
‪我会演得很好

1045
00:54:02,791 --> 00:54:03,875
‪我会为你演得很好

1046
00:54:07,416 --> 00:54:09,458
‪给我一个角色 你这个混蛋！

1047
00:54:19,166 --> 00:54:20,000
‪那是蛋糕

1048
00:54:23,125 --> 00:54:24,000
‪梦想蛋糕

1049
00:54:27,250 --> 00:54:28,083
‪布莱恩…

1050
00:54:37,833 --> 00:54:39,375
‪-我要…
‪-不要！

1051
00:54:39,458 --> 00:54:41,458
‪我带你去厕所 好吧？

1052
00:54:41,541 --> 00:54:43,916
‪大家给伴娘鼓掌

1053
00:54:48,375 --> 00:54:49,208
‪好啊

1054
00:54:53,833 --> 00:54:57,125
‪救我！

1055
00:55:01,083 --> 00:55:05,541
‪救我！

1056
00:55:05,666 --> 00:55:06,625
‪喂！

1057
00:55:14,208 --> 00:55:15,041
‪谢谢

1058
00:55:15,916 --> 00:55:17,083
‪那个美丽的蛋糕

1059
00:55:20,291 --> 00:55:21,541
‪怎么了？出什么事了？

1060
00:55:22,541 --> 00:55:25,375
‪哦 天啊 工作上出了些麻烦
‪我要走了

1061
00:55:25,916 --> 00:55:28,875
‪-我可以开车送你
‪-哦 天啊 太好了

1062
00:55:28,958 --> 00:55:31,500
‪-非常感谢
‪-我们走吧

1063
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,166
‪一会儿见

1064
00:55:40,916 --> 00:55:42,625
‪海丽 抱歉

1065
00:55:42,708 --> 00:55:43,958
‪我要走了 真对不起

1066
00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:45,250
‪-哦 不！
‪-工作上有些事

1067
00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:46,708
‪哦 好吧 没关系的

1068
00:55:47,166 --> 00:55:49,000
‪狄娜要走了 快点

1069
00:55:50,083 --> 00:55:51,208
‪-好的
‪-哦 天啊！

1070
00:55:53,333 --> 00:55:55,333
‪对了 坐下来 布莱恩

1071
00:55:56,625 --> 00:55:57,791
‪哦 天啊

1072
00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:00,333
‪好了

1073
00:56:00,750 --> 00:56:01,666
‪再见 布莱恩

1074
00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:03,458
‪再见

1075
00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:09,333
‪狄娜？

1076
00:56:09,875 --> 00:56:11,958
‪杰克 我正在找你

1077
00:56:12,041 --> 00:56:13,916
‪-你不是要走了吧？
‪-对不起

1078
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,583
‪我正打算道别 墨西哥有飓风

1079
00:56:16,666 --> 00:56:18,583
‪我得回去了 我的编辑食物中毒

1080
00:56:18,666 --> 00:56:20,333
‪情况有些复杂 对不起

1081
00:56:20,416 --> 00:56:23,458
‪不过也许我们可以下次找个机会见面

1082
00:56:23,541 --> 00:56:26,916
‪你近期会有机会
‪去墨西哥或瓜达拉哈拉吗？

1083
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,708
‪听着 我只是想说点什么

1084
00:56:29,666 --> 00:56:30,541
‪好

1085
00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:32,333
‪听着 我…

1086
00:56:32,916 --> 00:56:33,791
‪他在这里！

1087
00:56:33,875 --> 00:56:36,708
‪-你恨我 嗯？
‪-什么？

1088
00:56:36,791 --> 00:56:39,041
‪-查兹刚告诉我 说你恨我
‪-我没说“恨”

1089
00:56:39,125 --> 00:56:40,166
‪你是说的

1090
00:56:40,250 --> 00:56:43,541
‪好吧 我是说了“恨”

1091
00:56:43,625 --> 00:56:44,916
‪但是我后来改口了

1092
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,125
‪是的 改成“不喜欢”

1093
00:56:46,625 --> 00:56:48,500
‪杰克 你真好

1094
00:56:48,583 --> 00:56:49,708
‪你也不喜欢我

1095
00:56:49,791 --> 00:56:53,291
‪我们为什么要假装我们的关系
‪不是一段苦难？

1096
00:56:57,375 --> 00:57:00,000
‪-对吗？
‪-好吧

1097
00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:02,458
‪我想你说得有一定道理

1098
00:57:03,250 --> 00:57:04,583
‪-谢谢
‪-好

1099
00:57:05,041 --> 00:57:06,208
‪还有一件事

1100
00:57:06,291 --> 00:57:08,708
‪-什么？
‪-哦 天啊！杰克

1101
00:57:08,791 --> 00:57:10,625
‪你是个狗屎！

1102
00:57:10,708 --> 00:57:11,916
‪杰克 你没事吧？

1103
00:57:12,291 --> 00:57:13,541
‪哦 天啊 杰克 等一下

1104
00:57:13,625 --> 00:57:15,083
‪好 我嫁给你 查兹

1105
00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:16,833
‪我不知道是不是…

1106
00:57:18,041 --> 00:57:19,083
‪让我…

1107
00:57:19,583 --> 00:57:21,166
‪我鼻子一直在流血！

1108
00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:29,666
‪海丽和我上床的

1109
00:57:30,833 --> 00:57:32,875
‪-他说什么？
‪-不！

1110
00:57:32,958 --> 00:57:34,166
‪他在干嘛？

1111
00:57:35,458 --> 00:57:37,958
‪对不起 但这是事实 海丽和我上床
‪我们互相爱慕

1112
00:57:38,041 --> 00:57:39,916
‪海丽 来 告诉他们

1113
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,458
‪从台上滚下来

1114
00:57:45,541 --> 00:57:47,750
‪海丽！

1115
00:57:48,875 --> 00:57:51,041
‪-不用管 你走 你去拯救世界
‪-对不起

1116
00:57:51,333 --> 00:57:52,500
‪鼻子总是会流血的

1117
00:57:53,541 --> 00:57:54,416
‪没事的

1118
00:57:55,166 --> 00:57:56,000
‪走吧

1119
00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:57,666
‪-我给你发信息
‪-好的

1120
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,500
‪-该死
‪-走吧 我没事

1121
00:58:06,375 --> 00:58:07,500
‪海丽！

1122
00:58:08,291 --> 00:58:09,541
‪海丽！

1123
00:58:14,250 --> 00:58:15,166
‪这是真的吗？

1124
00:58:25,541 --> 00:58:26,583
‪听我说…

1125
00:58:26,666 --> 00:58:27,500
‪不…

1126
00:58:35,416 --> 00:58:36,250
‪好了

1127
00:58:36,416 --> 00:58:37,666
‪来 坐下来

1128
00:58:46,708 --> 00:58:51,208
‪维泰利…

1129
00:58:52,208 --> 00:58:53,833
‪给我一个角色 你这个混蛋

1130
00:59:02,916 --> 00:59:04,125
‪哦 该死

1131
00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:10,750
‪罗伯托 求你了

1132
00:59:11,291 --> 00:59:12,625
‪听我说

1133
00:59:14,208 --> 00:59:15,875
‪我真不敢相信 你怎么会做这事？

1134
00:59:16,333 --> 00:59:18,541
‪-海丽 这真是个噩梦
‪-我知道

1135
00:59:18,625 --> 00:59:21,375
‪这是一个错误 对不起 我爱你胜过…

1136
00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:22,791
‪不 我们结束了

1137
00:59:22,875 --> 00:59:26,083
‪-求你了 让我解释一下
‪-不 我不想和你说话

1138
00:59:26,166 --> 00:59:28,166
‪再也不想 我们结束了

1139
00:59:28,625 --> 00:59:30,375
‪-这场婚礼结束了！
‪-罗伯托！

1140
00:59:30,458 --> 00:59:31,541
‪哦 天啊！

1141
00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:38,416
‪好了吧

1142
00:59:39,416 --> 00:59:42,541
‪一点点坏运气就会
‪让整个事情糟糕透顶

1143
00:59:43,666 --> 00:59:45,750
‪但如果事情不是这样呢？

1144
00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:50,000
‪记得我说过八个人围坐一桌

1145
00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:52,250
‪可以有数千种不同的方式吗？

1146
01:00:51,125 --> 01:00:52,000
‪干杯

1147
01:00:52,708 --> 01:00:53,625
‪干杯

1148
01:00:54,125 --> 01:00:55,375
‪最后

1149
01:00:55,791 --> 01:00:59,291
‪也许还有一线希望事情可以顺利

1150
01:01:00,750 --> 01:01:02,041
‪大家好

1151
01:01:11,958 --> 01:01:12,916
‪哦 糟了

1152
01:01:15,166 --> 01:01:16,916
‪-怎么了？
‪-哦 糟了

1153
01:01:17,291 --> 01:01:18,125
‪杰克？

1154
01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:20,833
‪哦 糟糕！

1155
01:01:21,291 --> 01:01:23,416
‪-杰克 怎么…
‪-我不该在这里

1156
01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:24,750
‪什么？杰克

1157
01:01:28,250 --> 01:01:29,375
‪抱歉

1158
01:01:29,458 --> 01:01:30,541
‪抱歉

1159
01:01:31,041 --> 01:01:31,875
‪妈的！

1160
01:01:32,750 --> 01:01:34,166
‪抱歉

1161
01:01:49,083 --> 01:01:50,791
‪你到底在干嘛？

1162
01:01:50,875 --> 01:01:52,750
‪我刚吃了很强的镇定剂

1163
01:01:52,833 --> 01:01:55,708
‪你妹妹的婚礼上做这事真的很奇怪

1164
01:01:55,791 --> 01:01:57,958
‪你这个该死的 我不是故意的！

1165
01:01:59,250 --> 01:02:00,791
‪别这样 杰克 你让我恶心

1166
01:02:00,875 --> 01:02:03,416
‪天啊！手指插进喉咙怎么弄？

1167
01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:05,500
‪哦 我做不到

1168
01:02:06,041 --> 01:02:08,625
‪你一定要帮我
‪把你的手指伸进我喉咙里

1169
01:02:09,458 --> 01:02:12,041
‪-什么？
‪-我自己没法做 我…

1170
01:02:12,125 --> 01:02:13,625
‪我要你帮我 好吗？

1171
01:02:13,708 --> 01:02:16,375
‪你的手指又细长又古怪

1172
01:02:16,458 --> 01:02:18,291
‪把它们伸进我喉咙里来

1173
01:02:18,375 --> 01:02:21,166
‪我要给维泰利留下好印象
‪我不能掺和进这种事里

1174
01:02:21,250 --> 01:02:23,166
‪如果我在桌子旁睡觉
‪狄娜会怎么想？

1175
01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:26,250
‪-她会以为我是个混蛋！
‪-是

1176
01:02:26,333 --> 01:02:27,916
‪求你了 布莱恩 帮我吧

1177
01:02:28,375 --> 01:02:30,791
‪-我不想
‪-我真的需要你为我做

1178
01:02:30,875 --> 01:02:32,333
‪我真的不想

1179
01:02:32,458 --> 01:02:34,041
‪求你了 这是海丽的婚礼

1180
01:02:38,583 --> 01:02:40,583
‪-好吧
‪-好

1181
01:02:40,666 --> 01:02:42,791
‪我希望你记住我这个朋友有多好

1182
01:02:42,875 --> 01:02:44,583
‪好 没问题 你是很好的朋友

1183
01:02:44,666 --> 01:02:47,166
‪-最好的朋友
‪-你是我最好的朋友

1184
01:02:52,333 --> 01:02:54,958
‪女士们 先生们
‪让我们欢迎卡博尼先生和夫人

1185
01:03:02,833 --> 01:03:05,125
‪你想…怎么样…

1186
01:03:05,208 --> 01:03:07,208
‪-不！
‪-把你的手指给我就好

1187
01:03:07,291 --> 01:03:08,916
‪-好吧
‪-把手指伸直

1188
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:09,958
‪我伸直了

1189
01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:13,916
‪不要啊！

1190
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,458
‪哦 天啊！
‪这是我一生中最糟糕的时刻

1191
01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:19,000
‪哦 不！

1192
01:03:26,708 --> 01:03:28,541
‪对不起… 我只是…

1193
01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:31,250
‪我只是想看看你们怎么样了
‪你们还好吧？

1194
01:03:31,750 --> 01:03:32,708
‪还好吗？

1195
01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:35,583
‪我…我去找…我要去

1196
01:03:35,666 --> 01:03:37,500
‪我要去找些…

1197
01:04:05,833 --> 01:04:06,916
‪谢谢 麻烦…

1198
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,375
‪麻烦你给我…

1199
01:04:09,291 --> 01:04:10,416
‪拿杯咖啡

1200
01:04:10,875 --> 01:04:12,166
‪-谢谢
‪-我不知道

1201
01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:19,458
‪我希望你从没…

1202
01:04:19,541 --> 01:04:21,041
‪不管你看到了什么

1203
01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:23,166
‪我们能不能假装什么都没发生？

1204
01:04:23,916 --> 01:04:25,541
‪这画面令人印象深刻

1205
01:04:25,625 --> 01:04:27,166
‪很难忘记

1206
01:04:28,166 --> 01:04:29,916
‪是 哦 不

1207
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,583
‪这事儿有…

1208
01:04:32,333 --> 01:04:34,291
‪完全合理的解释

1209
01:04:34,375 --> 01:04:35,333
‪这是个有趣的故事

1210
01:04:35,625 --> 01:04:37,291
‪真的 非常有趣

1211
01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:41,416
‪我会告诉你的 不过今天不行

1212
01:04:41,750 --> 01:04:43,875
‪我们能不能尽量试着忘记它？

1213
01:04:48,125 --> 01:04:49,250
‪好 我尽量

1214
01:04:49,333 --> 01:04:50,500
‪-很好
‪-好吧

1215
01:04:50,833 --> 01:04:52,333
‪刚才是…有点怪

1216
01:04:52,708 --> 01:04:54,208
‪是 我知道

1217
01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:55,833
‪-但是…
‪-对不起

1218
01:04:55,916 --> 01:04:58,625
‪你正打算要告诉我…

1219
01:04:59,541 --> 01:05:01,625
‪自从上次我们见过面后
‪你有什么经历

1220
01:05:01,708 --> 01:05:04,125
‪我一直忙于工作

1221
01:05:04,958 --> 01:05:06,833
‪你知道 我几乎没时间做其他事

1222
01:05:07,291 --> 01:05:10,958
‪说实话 当我妈妈生病的时候

1223
01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:12,208
‪我才真正停下来 才好些

1224
01:05:16,458 --> 01:05:18,708
‪我妈妈的晚期癌症让你觉得很无聊？

1225
01:05:18,791 --> 01:05:21,000
‪不 不是因为这个

1226
01:05:22,083 --> 01:05:22,916
‪你继续说

1227
01:05:23,541 --> 01:05:24,625
‪-你确定？
‪-是的

1228
01:05:25,833 --> 01:05:26,666
‪好吧

1229
01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:33,416
‪我…

1230
01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:37,291
‪我告诉过你我和她关系很近

1231
01:05:39,416 --> 01:05:40,583
‪你知道 这…

1232
01:05:42,375 --> 01:05:44,458
‪整个事情

1233
01:05:44,541 --> 01:05:47,083
‪对我的打击非常大

1234
01:05:54,416 --> 01:05:57,750
‪事实就是
‪世事无常 令我到现在还无法释怀

1235
01:05:59,916 --> 01:06:00,791
‪为什么是她？

1236
01:06:02,708 --> 01:06:03,625
‪是啊 为什么？

1237
01:06:03,708 --> 01:06:04,750
‪你知道 我很少…

1238
01:06:05,791 --> 01:06:06,916
‪我很少

1239
01:06:08,125 --> 01:06:11,500
‪和人谈论这个
‪因为这会让我感觉很奇怪 但是…

1240
01:06:14,083 --> 01:06:15,875
‪我真的为此痛不欲生

1241
01:06:19,291 --> 01:06:21,375
‪我觉得我没有放下

1242
01:06:24,125 --> 01:06:27,500
‪事实上 我觉得我永远不会放下的

1243
01:06:30,958 --> 01:06:32,666
‪你他妈在开玩笑吧？

1244
01:06:44,916 --> 01:06:46,166
‪抱歉 稍等

1245
01:06:46,250 --> 01:06:49,166
‪-你怎么还醒着？
‪-我为什么醒着？我为什么不醒着？

1246
01:06:54,500 --> 01:06:55,333
‪烈酒

1247
01:06:55,916 --> 01:06:57,791
‪-来一杯？
‪-来几杯烈酒

1248
01:06:57,875 --> 01:06:59,833
‪-她说来几杯烈酒
‪-来几杯

1249
01:06:59,916 --> 01:07:01,125
‪给这位女士来一杯烈酒

1250
01:07:03,041 --> 01:07:04,291
‪好

1251
01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:06,916
‪-麦迪·理查兹
‪-什么？

1252
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,583
‪麦迪·理查兹从没有
‪对我在床上的表现不满意

1253
01:07:09,666 --> 01:07:12,625
‪她总是说如果10分是满分 我有7,5分

1254
01:07:13,125 --> 01:07:15,500
‪而大部分时候 我都没有完全勃起

1255
01:07:15,583 --> 01:07:17,208
‪所以你可以想象一下你得到的

1256
01:07:20,791 --> 01:07:22,125
‪我很幸运 是吗？

1257
01:07:22,583 --> 01:07:24,250
‪干得漂亮

1258
01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:25,666
‪是的 你很幸运 而且…

1259
01:07:26,666 --> 01:07:27,791
‪你应该感到幸运

1260
01:07:29,458 --> 01:07:31,250
‪去吧

1261
01:07:31,333 --> 01:07:33,375
‪看上帝份上 去打个招呼

1262
01:07:49,291 --> 01:07:50,458
‪布莱恩 滚开

1263
01:07:54,541 --> 01:07:57,916
‪杰克

1264
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:01,833
‪杰克！

1265
01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:04,791
‪怎么了？

1266
01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:07,166
‪查兹要我嫁给他

1267
01:08:13,791 --> 01:08:16,083
‪我说 查兹要我嫁给他

1268
01:08:17,125 --> 01:08:18,166
‪哦 恭喜

1269
01:08:33,208 --> 01:08:34,125
‪哦 糟糕

1270
01:08:47,541 --> 01:08:48,666
‪你要干嘛？

1271
01:08:49,916 --> 01:08:50,875
‪伙计

1272
01:08:51,791 --> 01:08:53,625
‪不要破坏我妹妹的婚礼 行吗？

1273
01:08:53,708 --> 01:08:55,000
‪这是不对的

1274
01:08:55,333 --> 01:08:57,500
‪我没有破坏什么

1275
01:08:59,666 --> 01:09:01,125
‪我在救她

1276
01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:04,791
‪女士们 先生们…

1277
01:09:05,208 --> 01:09:06,208
‪不要 马克

1278
01:09:08,250 --> 01:09:12,083
‪现在有请海丽和罗伯托跳第一支舞

1279
01:09:34,708 --> 01:09:37,291
‪杰克

1280
01:09:39,291 --> 01:09:41,333
‪-起来
‪-喂 布莱恩

1281
01:09:41,416 --> 01:09:43,041
‪起来 杰克

1282
01:09:46,291 --> 01:09:47,583
‪哦 天啊

1283
01:09:47,958 --> 01:09:49,458
‪杰克 来

1284
01:09:55,833 --> 01:09:56,791
‪杰克

1285
01:09:58,375 --> 01:09:59,333
‪杰克

1286
01:10:01,125 --> 01:10:02,083
‪杰克！

1287
01:10:02,833 --> 01:10:05,375
‪-你在干什么？
‪-我在想帮你

1288
01:10:05,458 --> 01:10:07,125
‪打我的脸帮我？

1289
01:10:07,208 --> 01:10:09,125
‪好吧 那你睡吧 我…

1290
01:10:09,208 --> 01:10:10,625
‪不 听着 对不起

1291
01:10:10,708 --> 01:10:12,583
‪抱歉 我知道你在帮我

1292
01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:14,666
‪我真的压力很大

1293
01:10:14,750 --> 01:10:16,666
‪海丽现在有大麻烦

1294
01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:19,541
‪你总是在帮海丽解决麻烦

1295
01:10:19,625 --> 01:10:22,166
‪是啊 她是我妹妹 她需要我

1296
01:10:25,541 --> 01:10:27,375
‪还有 我觉得狄娜恨我 

1297
01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:28,750
‪为什么？

1298
01:10:30,916 --> 01:10:34,166
‪她告诉我她妈妈死的事 我竟睡着了

1299
01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:35,583
‪哦 天啊

1300
01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:38,333
‪是啊

1301
01:10:39,625 --> 01:10:40,833
‪我真是个混蛋

1302
01:10:40,916 --> 01:10:42,583
‪你不是混蛋 杰克

1303
01:10:43,416 --> 01:10:44,375
‪-我是的
‪-你不是

1304
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,000
‪我想你可能是我认识的最好的人

1305
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,416
‪但是你不能总是先顾着大家

1306
01:10:51,333 --> 01:10:52,708
‪我很担心你 哥们儿

1307
01:10:55,916 --> 01:10:56,791
‪是

1308
01:11:00,333 --> 01:11:01,666
‪我爱你 哥们儿

1309
01:11:03,250 --> 01:11:05,916
‪-好吧
‪-不 我不是…

1310
01:11:10,041 --> 01:11:11,416
‪我是正常的爱

1311
01:11:12,375 --> 01:11:14,000
‪感情超过一个朋友 你懂吗？

1312
01:11:15,958 --> 01:11:17,000
‪知道

1313
01:11:24,375 --> 01:11:25,208
‪嘿

1314
01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:27,291
‪你和罗伯托说了？

1315
01:11:27,375 --> 01:11:30,291
‪-我没有 滚开
‪-我给你时间 到蛋糕出来前

1316
01:11:38,333 --> 01:11:39,166
‪哦 天啊

1317
01:11:40,083 --> 01:11:41,833
‪杰克 你跟我来

1318
01:11:41,916 --> 01:11:43,708
‪-快来
‪-哦 别这样 我好累

1319
01:11:43,791 --> 01:11:44,875
‪起来 快点

1320
01:11:45,541 --> 01:11:47,333
‪你吃了睡眠药 是不是？

1321
01:11:47,916 --> 01:11:48,750
‪杰克！

1322
01:11:50,416 --> 01:11:51,791
‪你真是无能

1323
01:11:51,875 --> 01:11:54,000
‪-醒醒
‪-我很清醒

1324
01:11:54,083 --> 01:11:55,916
‪-走路！
‪-我在走

1325
01:11:57,500 --> 01:11:58,791
‪-不会吧
‪-我在走

1326
01:11:59,833 --> 01:12:03,750
‪-你带我去哪里？
‪-私密的地方

1327
01:12:04,791 --> 01:12:06,166
‪这里很私密

1328
01:12:08,375 --> 01:12:10,125
‪杰克 拜托

1329
01:12:10,208 --> 01:12:12,666
‪-为什么大家都要打我？
‪-我需要你

1330
01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:13,583
‪为什么？

1331
01:12:13,666 --> 01:12:16,541
‪这真的很要紧吗？

1332
01:12:16,625 --> 01:12:18,541
‪我们能不能放松 好好睡觉？

1333
01:12:18,625 --> 01:12:23,000
‪马克会把我和他上床的事告诉罗伯托

1334
01:12:23,541 --> 01:12:26,250
‪你们小时候？

1335
01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:33,541
‪-多久前的事？
‪-几个星期前

1336
01:12:33,625 --> 01:12:34,583
‪哦 天啊

1337
01:12:35,291 --> 01:12:37,333
‪罗伯托会离开我的！我活该！

1338
01:12:37,416 --> 01:12:39,583
‪因为我把事情搞砸了

1339
01:12:39,666 --> 01:12:41,458
‪-你没有
‪-我有的

1340
01:12:41,541 --> 01:12:43,708
‪我是一个巨大的失败者

1341
01:12:43,791 --> 01:12:45,958
‪你不是的

1342
01:12:47,625 --> 01:12:48,458
‪知道吗？

1343
01:12:49,041 --> 01:12:50,666
‪你是我妹妹

1344
01:12:52,750 --> 01:12:56,125
‪你是这世上最有趣 最聪明
‪最有爱心的人

1345
01:12:56,208 --> 01:13:00,583
‪如果罗伯托终究不能
‪原谅你犯的一个愚蠢的错误…

1346
01:13:00,666 --> 01:13:03,125
‪-哦 杰克！
‪-但是 听着

1347
01:13:03,208 --> 01:13:05,625
‪如果他不能…原谅你…

1348
01:13:08,750 --> 01:13:09,750
‪我仍然支持你

1349
01:13:13,708 --> 01:13:15,000
‪我一直会在你身边

1350
01:13:17,041 --> 01:13:18,625
‪我们可以一起做失败者

1351
01:13:28,416 --> 01:13:29,250
‪喂

1352
01:13:31,041 --> 01:13:33,166
‪我想你和我有着同样的问题

1353
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:34,833
‪是吗？

1354
01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:40,250
‪我们害怕建立真正的关系 因为…

1355
01:13:42,541 --> 01:13:45,000
‪我们知道失去爱的人有多容易

1356
01:13:57,750 --> 01:13:59,250
‪-杰克
‪-我醒着

1357
01:13:59,958 --> 01:14:02,416
‪-我醒着
‪-拜托了

1358
01:14:02,833 --> 01:14:04,458
‪-拜托了
‪-我清醒着呢

1359
01:14:07,625 --> 01:14:08,541
‪要咖啡吗？

1360
01:14:09,125 --> 01:14:10,083
‪-好
‪-好

1361
01:14:11,958 --> 01:14:15,916
‪我回到办公桌前 发现…

1362
01:14:19,250 --> 01:14:20,708
‪他们砸烂了我的笔记本电脑

1363
01:14:20,791 --> 01:14:21,750
‪吉姆和杰夫？

1364
01:14:21,833 --> 01:14:23,750
‪是台老电脑 也不是我常用的那台

1365
01:14:25,416 --> 01:14:27,166
‪吉姆和杰夫听起来像混蛋

1366
01:14:28,541 --> 01:14:29,625
‪是台老电脑

1367
01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:32,416
‪哦 天啊 我跟你说

1368
01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:34,625
‪-他们不是你的朋友 干杯
‪-干杯

1369
01:14:38,083 --> 01:14:39,916
‪-你喝那个？
‪-我喝这个

1370
01:14:41,708 --> 01:14:43,125
‪哦 天啊 我要面包

1371
01:15:01,625 --> 01:15:02,458
‪你好！

1372
01:15:03,416 --> 01:15:04,791
‪海军的视力

1373
01:15:08,875 --> 01:15:10,041
‪-丽贝卡
‪-嗯？

1374
01:15:10,750 --> 01:15:11,750
‪你为什么喜欢我？

1375
01:15:13,458 --> 01:15:17,250
‪我是个自我迷恋 神经质的人

1376
01:15:18,250 --> 01:15:21,041
‪是 但我…

1377
01:15:21,625 --> 01:15:24,583
‪我想我真的不介意你的那些事

1378
01:15:25,583 --> 01:15:27,416
‪但是你不觉得我有点白痴吗？

1379
01:15:28,333 --> 01:15:29,458
‪是的

1380
01:15:29,541 --> 01:15:30,375
‪是啊

1381
01:15:30,458 --> 01:15:32,333
‪你是个大白痴

1382
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,625
‪-是啊
‪-好吧

1383
01:15:36,541 --> 01:15:38,666
‪但我想也有这么几个人

1384
01:15:38,750 --> 01:15:42,458
‪说我也是大白痴

1385
01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:46,958
‪所以 你是个大白痴

1386
01:15:47,041 --> 01:15:50,625
‪这正是我最喜欢你的部分

1387
01:15:53,250 --> 01:15:56,458
‪我想说的就是 我喜欢真实的你

1388
01:15:58,708 --> 01:15:59,583
‪哇

1389
01:16:00,916 --> 01:16:01,750
‪这…

1390
01:16:03,958 --> 01:16:07,000
‪我觉得以前没人是因为我而喜欢我

1391
01:16:07,083 --> 01:16:09,500
‪他们通常喜欢我假装的那个人

1392
01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:11,083
‪我说的是偶尔

1393
01:16:13,666 --> 01:16:14,500
‪嗯

1394
01:16:16,166 --> 01:16:18,125
‪和我在一起 你不必假装

1395
01:16:44,208 --> 01:16:45,041
‪谢谢

1396
01:16:45,125 --> 01:16:46,333
‪不 谢谢你

1397
01:16:48,125 --> 01:16:50,041
‪-抱歉 我不知道这…
‪-没关系

1398
01:16:50,125 --> 01:16:51,750
‪-不 我没有
‪-我只是 我…

1399
01:16:51,833 --> 01:16:53,125
‪我肯定没有…

1400
01:16:54,208 --> 01:16:55,375
‪因为 这…

1401
01:16:56,583 --> 01:16:57,833
‪我…你介意我…

1402
01:16:57,916 --> 01:16:59,541
‪-我们再来一次？
‪-那很好

1403
01:16:59,625 --> 01:17:00,833
‪-可以吗？
‪-好啊

1404
01:17:13,666 --> 01:17:14,500
‪她是你的

1405
01:17:20,250 --> 01:17:21,375
‪-马克！
‪-你要干嘛？

1406
01:17:21,458 --> 01:17:24,166
‪-我想和你谈谈
‪-没什么好谈的

1407
01:17:24,250 --> 01:17:26,208
‪马克 拜托了

1408
01:17:26,291 --> 01:17:28,375
‪听我说

1409
01:17:28,458 --> 01:17:30,833
‪我知道你对海丽的感觉

1410
01:17:31,750 --> 01:17:34,958
‪可你们没有缘分

1411
01:17:35,041 --> 01:17:36,375
‪-不是的
‪-听我说…

1412
01:17:38,333 --> 01:17:41,708
‪-我知道的是 海丽值得拥有快乐
‪-是的

1413
01:17:44,083 --> 01:17:46,041
‪她和罗伯托在一起很开心

1414
01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:54,541
‪如果你真的在乎她 请你放手

1415
01:18:10,791 --> 01:18:12,541
‪好吧

1416
01:18:25,458 --> 01:18:26,958
‪杰克

1417
01:18:27,416 --> 01:18:28,250
‪悉尼

1418
01:18:29,208 --> 01:18:32,416
‪-我现在状态不好
‪-杰克 你对女人的事比较在行

1419
01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:34,666
‪我想听听你的建议

1420
01:18:35,333 --> 01:18:41,458
‪相信我 不管你想要问什么
‪我都不是合适的人

1421
01:18:41,541 --> 01:18:43,125
‪-杰克 你是的
‪-现在不是

1422
01:18:43,541 --> 01:18:46,250
‪我知道我不像布拉德·皮特

1423
01:18:47,125 --> 01:18:47,958
‪那么性感

1424
01:18:53,625 --> 01:18:55,833
‪但现在我担心自己…

1425
01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:59,041
‪我可能想多了 不过…

1426
01:19:00,583 --> 01:19:01,666
‪我很无趣吗？

1427
01:19:03,875 --> 01:19:04,708
‪杰克？

1428
01:19:10,250 --> 01:19:11,083
‪杰克？

1429
01:19:21,958 --> 01:19:24,208
‪-悉尼？
‪-对不起 杰克

1430
01:19:24,875 --> 01:19:25,750
‪你继续

1431
01:19:26,458 --> 01:19:27,416
‪听我说

1432
01:19:27,833 --> 01:19:31,208
‪-尽量多听
‪-是 因为你擅长倾听

1433
01:19:31,291 --> 01:19:32,333
‪-不
‪-你…

1434
01:19:32,416 --> 01:19:33,375
‪好

1435
01:19:33,458 --> 01:19:35,333
‪-尽量…
‪-你让别人来说

1436
01:19:36,166 --> 01:19:38,625
‪-悉尼…
‪-你创建一个氛围

1437
01:19:41,833 --> 01:19:44,958
‪多听别人说

1438
01:19:45,375 --> 01:19:47,458
‪我知道吉姆和杰夫是你的朋友 但是…

1439
01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:50,708
‪别再喋喋不休地谈论他们了

1440
01:19:53,250 --> 01:19:54,708
‪我跟他们也不那么熟

1441
01:19:58,416 --> 01:20:00,083
‪那你为什么要谈论他们？

1442
01:20:01,416 --> 01:20:03,791
‪我以为那样会让我自己更受欢迎

1443
01:20:04,708 --> 01:20:05,708
‪这个行不通

1444
01:20:07,750 --> 01:20:08,625
‪没错

1445
01:20:14,291 --> 01:20:16,000
‪-肯定不行？
‪-这…

1446
01:20:16,083 --> 01:20:17,583
‪别再谈论吉姆和杰夫了

1447
01:20:18,083 --> 01:20:19,041
‪看在老天爷的份上…

1448
01:20:20,166 --> 01:20:21,000
‪听着

1449
01:20:22,333 --> 01:20:23,166
‪祝你好远

1450
01:20:24,416 --> 01:20:25,541
‪-加油
‪-是

1451
01:20:43,916 --> 01:20:45,875
‪女士们 先生们

1452
01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:49,041
‪现在有请伴娘布莱恩发言

1453
01:20:50,333 --> 01:20:52,041
‪-你去哪儿？
‪-哦 到我了

1454
01:20:52,125 --> 01:20:53,166
‪到你了

1455
01:20:53,583 --> 01:20:54,416
‪欢迎！

1456
01:21:13,916 --> 01:21:14,791
‪大家好

1457
01:21:16,958 --> 01:21:19,125
‪很抱歉 我的意大利语不好

1458
01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:33,000
‪爱是一件很奇怪的事 不是吗？

1459
01:21:34,333 --> 01:21:36,291
‪有时候是不可预测的…

1460
01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:38,541
‪扑朔迷离

1461
01:21:40,583 --> 01:21:41,625
‪但我认为…

1462
01:21:42,416 --> 01:21:43,958
‪最重要的是…

1463
01:21:46,166 --> 01:21:47,708
‪和你在一起的人

1464
01:21:48,750 --> 01:21:50,375
‪爱的是真实的你

1465
01:21:51,541 --> 01:21:52,583
‪有你就足够了

1466
01:21:53,541 --> 01:21:55,458
‪你爱他们只是因为他们做自己

1467
01:21:55,875 --> 01:21:57,958
‪海丽和罗伯托就是这样的

1468
01:22:01,958 --> 01:22:03,583
‪我和丽贝卡也是这样的

1469
01:22:05,458 --> 01:22:06,291
‪畜生！

1470
01:22:06,375 --> 01:22:08,125
‪真的太抱歉了 老天

1471
01:22:12,291 --> 01:22:14,708
‪海丽 我爱你…

1472
01:22:14,791 --> 01:22:18,416
‪很高兴看到你幸福

1473
01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:22,125
‪我希望你们永远幸福

1474
01:22:24,750 --> 01:22:25,916
‪为海丽和罗伯托干杯

1475
01:22:26,875 --> 01:22:28,875
‪为海丽和罗伯托干杯！

1476
01:22:30,375 --> 01:22:31,208
‪谢谢

1477
01:22:42,375 --> 01:22:43,666
‪还行吗？

1478
01:22:44,958 --> 01:22:46,958
‪我觉得很棒 你真行

1479
01:22:48,916 --> 01:22:50,916
‪-我再去拿一杯
‪-好

1480
01:23:19,583 --> 01:23:20,791
‪海丽和我…

1481
01:23:27,500 --> 01:23:28,708
‪海丽和…

1482
01:23:32,041 --> 01:23:32,875
‪海丽…

1483
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:34,875
‪海丽…

1484
01:23:38,708 --> 01:23:40,541
‪海…海丽…

1485
01:23:56,041 --> 01:23:56,958
‪海丽…

1486
01:23:57,750 --> 01:23:58,583
‪和…

1487
01:24:00,208 --> 01:24:01,083
‪罗伯托…

1488
01:24:09,166 --> 01:24:10,000
‪我希望你们…

1489
01:24:11,583 --> 01:24:13,583
‪在一起幸福

1490
01:24:23,833 --> 01:24:24,791
‪谢谢

1491
01:24:31,875 --> 01:24:33,333
‪我很快就回来 好吗？

1492
01:24:38,250 --> 01:24:40,041
‪-我去和他谈谈
‪-好

1493
01:24:41,625 --> 01:24:42,875
‪-给你
‪-哦 谢谢

1494
01:24:50,375 --> 01:24:51,208
‪马克

1495
01:25:25,166 --> 01:25:26,125
‪你还好吗？

1496
01:25:26,958 --> 01:25:27,791
‪嗯

1497
01:25:28,875 --> 01:25:29,791
‪我一直在想

1498
01:25:31,416 --> 01:25:32,333
‪我们…

1499
01:25:33,208 --> 01:25:34,541
‪也许不该结婚

1500
01:25:36,500 --> 01:25:38,291
‪因为…

1501
01:25:38,375 --> 01:25:40,458
‪显然你不爱我

1502
01:25:41,875 --> 01:25:44,000
‪我们的关系没法继续 对吧？

1503
01:25:47,875 --> 01:25:48,708
‪是吗？

1504
01:25:50,916 --> 01:25:54,375
‪会有一个人因为拥有你而感到幸运

1505
01:25:55,750 --> 01:25:56,583
‪是

1506
01:25:57,833 --> 01:26:00,125
‪尤其是那蔚为壮观的性器官

1507
01:26:02,041 --> 01:26:02,875
‪我知道

1508
01:26:03,666 --> 01:26:06,083
‪但是你的确认还是让我很高兴

1509
01:26:06,166 --> 01:26:09,583
‪因为我一直在想这事

1510
01:26:09,708 --> 01:26:11,833
‪这样就安心了

1511
01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:32,000
‪你们这儿的西瓜有太多的籽

1512
01:26:32,083 --> 01:26:33,458
‪这样不对

1513
01:26:33,541 --> 01:26:34,458
‪你们这样不对

1514
01:26:34,541 --> 01:26:36,250
‪在美国 我们不会有籽在里面

1515
01:26:36,333 --> 01:26:38,083
‪我们会做成没有籽的

1516
01:26:38,166 --> 01:26:39,166
‪我也不知道怎么做的

1517
01:26:45,625 --> 01:26:46,500
‪-你好
‪-你好

1518
01:26:47,333 --> 01:26:49,250
‪-我叫克里斯蒂娜
‪-克里斯蒂娜？

1519
01:26:49,333 --> 01:26:51,333
‪-是 克里斯蒂娜
‪-我叫悉尼

1520
01:26:51,541 --> 01:26:53,041
‪-哦 悉尼
‪-你好

1521
01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:56,666
‪-你是做什么的？
‪-我是做汽车保险的

1522
01:26:58,416 --> 01:26:59,916
‪不像听起来那么无聊

1523
01:27:00,625 --> 01:27:02,000
‪我和几个…

1524
01:27:04,750 --> 01:27:06,541
‪说说你 你是干什么工作的？

1525
01:27:06,958 --> 01:27:08,791
‪-我？
‪-是 你是做什么的？

1526
01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:12,291
‪-我在邮局工作
‪-邮局？

1527
01:27:12,375 --> 01:27:14,583
‪-是的 在罗马
‪-你开玩笑？哇 罗马

1528
01:27:15,208 --> 01:27:17,041
‪-我有个朋友
‪-非常有异国情调 接着说

1529
01:27:17,125 --> 01:27:19,458
‪-她和我一起工作 叫茱莉亚
‪-茱莉亚？

1530
01:27:19,541 --> 01:27:20,625
‪-茱莉亚
‪-接着说

1531
01:27:20,708 --> 01:27:23,166
‪-是的 她太有意思了
‪-疯狂的女人

1532
01:27:23,250 --> 01:27:25,125
‪-很有趣
‪-是啊 太好了

1533
01:27:25,208 --> 01:27:26,875
‪-是的
‪-她听起来很棒

1534
01:27:30,041 --> 01:27:32,208
‪-我喜欢你的短裙
‪-哦 小心

1535
01:27:32,833 --> 01:27:33,958
‪先约我吃饭吧

1536
01:27:35,333 --> 01:27:36,583
‪你一个人来的吗？

1537
01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:39,083
‪是 我一个人

1538
01:27:40,333 --> 01:27:41,625
‪你一个人来的？

1539
01:27:41,875 --> 01:27:43,500
‪是的 我也一个人

1540
01:27:58,541 --> 01:27:59,625
‪几点了？

1541
01:28:01,208 --> 01:28:03,958
‪不知道

1542
01:28:05,708 --> 01:28:06,750
‪我不知道

1543
01:28:06,833 --> 01:28:08,833
‪-怎么？你住在盒子里吗？
‪-是的

1544
01:28:09,333 --> 01:28:11,000
‪就是 没籽的

1545
01:28:13,166 --> 01:28:14,041
‪糟糕

1546
01:28:14,500 --> 01:28:15,833
‪哦 我要走了

1547
01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:19,166
‪再见

1548
01:28:20,958 --> 01:28:21,791
‪海丽！

1549
01:28:21,958 --> 01:28:23,333
‪-抱歉
‪-嘿 狄娜

1550
01:28:24,166 --> 01:28:25,958
‪你看起来真美 我真为你高兴

1551
01:28:26,291 --> 01:28:28,875
‪我们再联系  我有工作的事要先走

1552
01:28:28,958 --> 01:28:30,250
‪-现在吗？
‪-是的 抱歉

1553
01:28:30,333 --> 01:28:31,916
‪我爱你 再见

1554
01:28:38,583 --> 01:28:39,458
‪狄娜？

1555
01:28:41,041 --> 01:28:42,666
‪哦 有人醒了

1556
01:28:46,125 --> 01:28:46,958
‪嗨

1557
01:28:47,708 --> 01:28:50,791
‪之前发生的事情我感到很抱歉 我…

1558
01:28:52,041 --> 01:28:55,416
‪今晚事情的结果不是我计划的那样

1559
01:28:55,500 --> 01:28:56,625
‪是吗？可是…

1560
01:28:57,041 --> 01:28:58,708
‪生活中哪些结果是按计划的？

1561
01:28:59,583 --> 01:29:01,125
‪没错

1562
01:29:04,583 --> 01:29:06,000
‪-糟糕
‪-你要走了？

1563
01:29:06,083 --> 01:29:07,166
‪是啊 我得走了

1564
01:29:07,250 --> 01:29:10,791
‪我有16个未接电话 单位里打给我的
‪我醉得都没发现

1565
01:29:13,416 --> 01:29:14,291
‪我…

1566
01:29:15,416 --> 01:29:16,333
‪我打算…

1567
01:29:17,125 --> 01:29:18,166
‪那晚 我打算要…

1568
01:29:19,333 --> 01:29:20,166
‪吻你

1569
01:29:20,625 --> 01:29:21,458
‪我…

1570
01:29:22,375 --> 01:29:25,083
‪我觉得我们之间有些特殊的感觉

1571
01:29:25,958 --> 01:29:28,125
‪我知道这很疯狂

1572
01:29:28,208 --> 01:29:31,500
‪因为我们只认识了几天 但是我…

1573
01:29:32,708 --> 01:29:36,041
‪我以前从来没有感觉到
‪和谁之间有这样的联系

1574
01:29:38,166 --> 01:29:39,125
‪之后也没有

1575
01:29:41,250 --> 01:29:43,750
‪而且我觉得你也有同样的感觉

1576
01:29:48,125 --> 01:29:49,083
‪所以我想…

1577
01:29:49,166 --> 01:29:50,541
‪我只是需要知道…

1578
01:29:51,916 --> 01:29:53,041
‪这是不是我在幻想

1579
01:29:59,375 --> 01:30:00,666
‪你不是在幻想

1580
01:30:02,083 --> 01:30:03,875
‪我想我们错过了那个时刻

1581
01:30:05,375 --> 01:30:06,666
‪-天啊
‪-哦

1582
01:30:08,250 --> 01:30:09,083
‪好吧

1583
01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:10,833
‪我…

1584
01:30:11,625 --> 01:30:12,458
‪好吧

1585
01:30:28,333 --> 01:30:29,166
‪好吧

1586
01:30:49,833 --> 01:30:51,000
‪好 谢谢

1587
01:30:53,083 --> 01:30:53,916
‪谢谢

1588
01:30:54,875 --> 01:30:55,875
‪喂

1589
01:30:55,958 --> 01:30:56,833
‪喂

1590
01:30:57,541 --> 01:30:59,666
‪哦 原来你和丽贝卡成一对了 嗯？

1591
01:30:59,750 --> 01:31:00,791
‪我也不知道

1592
01:31:01,458 --> 01:31:03,791
‪我只是…不知道这是怎么发生的？

1593
01:31:06,208 --> 01:31:07,541
‪那个美国人呢？

1594
01:31:08,041 --> 01:31:08,916
‪她走了

1595
01:31:10,791 --> 01:31:11,791
‪很不幸

1596
01:31:13,541 --> 01:31:15,500
‪有些事命中注定是没有结果的

1597
01:31:15,583 --> 01:31:16,416
‪是啊

1598
01:31:16,791 --> 01:31:18,125
‪就像我的表演梦

1599
01:31:19,666 --> 01:31:20,666
‪-是吗？
‪-是的

1600
01:31:21,583 --> 01:31:25,083
‪我意识到我不需要演戏
‪我做我自己也很好

1601
01:31:27,291 --> 01:31:28,625
‪就这样？

1602
01:31:28,708 --> 01:31:29,583
‪就这样

1603
01:31:30,625 --> 01:31:32,208
‪结束了 不做了

1604
01:31:32,875 --> 01:31:35,041
‪人总是需要改变的 不是吗？

1605
01:31:35,500 --> 01:31:37,166
‪-你无法一直…
‪-哦 你在这里

1606
01:31:38,041 --> 01:31:39,125
‪-你好
‪-嘿

1607
01:31:40,208 --> 01:31:41,541
‪你的发言让我非常感动

1608
01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:43,250
‪-真的？
‪-是啊 真的

1609
01:31:43,333 --> 01:31:44,583
‪非常感谢

1610
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:47,000
‪-你是海丽的那个演员朋友？
‪-是的

1611
01:31:47,458 --> 01:31:49,083
‪我正在拍一部新戏

1612
01:31:49,166 --> 01:31:50,416
‪拿着我的名片

1613
01:31:50,500 --> 01:31:52,916
‪明天给我的助手打个电话

1614
01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:54,208
‪-好
‪-我们一起喝咖啡

1615
01:31:54,291 --> 01:31:55,875
‪-好啊 太好了 我会的
‪-好

1616
01:31:55,958 --> 01:31:58,041
‪-我喜欢咖啡
‪-再见

1617
01:31:58,958 --> 01:32:00,041
‪哦 天啊

1618
01:32:00,125 --> 01:32:03,583
‪-太不可思议了 怎么回事？
‪-我不知道

1619
01:32:04,125 --> 01:32:06,666
‪我以为你要放弃表演

1620
01:32:06,750 --> 01:32:08,916
‪没有 那是胡扯 我太爱表演了

1621
01:32:11,625 --> 01:32:13,333
‪至少我们当中有一个运气不错

1622
01:32:13,958 --> 01:32:15,666
‪你在说什么？ 我们都很幸运

1623
01:32:16,083 --> 01:32:17,166
‪真的吗？

1624
01:32:20,041 --> 01:32:23,916
‪你有没有想过我们出生的概率

1625
01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:25,166
‪有多小？

1626
01:32:26,541 --> 01:32:28,708
‪只要历史上一件事情改变了

1627
01:32:29,458 --> 01:32:31,750
‪你数以百万计的祖先的其中一个

1628
01:32:31,833 --> 01:32:34,583
‪没有在他们该出现的时间和地点出现

1629
01:32:35,416 --> 01:32:36,666
‪那你就不会存在

1630
01:32:39,166 --> 01:32:41,208
‪连活一天的机会都没有

1631
01:32:43,333 --> 01:32:44,625
‪-你编的词？
‪-不是

1632
01:32:44,708 --> 01:32:47,625
‪维泰利一部电影中的台词
‪但这的确是真的 对吗？

1633
01:32:47,708 --> 01:32:48,541
‪是的

1634
01:32:49,291 --> 01:32:51,375
‪我觉得挺可怕

1635
01:32:52,041 --> 01:32:53,666
‪但是如果我们对自己诚实

1636
01:32:53,750 --> 01:32:55,416
‪然后一切都归于机缘

1637
01:32:56,041 --> 01:33:00,000
‪人生就在于
‪当那些机缘来临时抓住它们

1638
01:33:51,958 --> 01:33:53,416
‪我等会打给你行吗？

1639
01:33:53,500 --> 01:33:54,333
‪谢谢

1640
01:34:05,583 --> 01:34:06,416
‪嗨

1641
01:34:08,416 --> 01:34:09,250
‪嗨

1642
01:34:13,875 --> 01:34:15,041
‪你是去跑步吗？

1643
01:34:22,291 --> 01:34:23,291
‪狄娜？

1644
01:34:24,416 --> 01:34:25,583
‪-你好
‪-哦 天啊

1645
01:34:25,666 --> 01:34:27,541
‪-我认识你吗？
‪-你不记得我们在…

1646
01:34:27,625 --> 01:34:28,625
‪走开

1647
01:34:30,958 --> 01:34:32,291
‪我是认真的 走开

1648
01:34:39,583 --> 01:34:40,416
‪好

1649
01:34:59,750 --> 01:35:00,750
‪嗨 大家好

1650
01:35:00,875 --> 01:35:03,208
‪等一下 你不该坐在那里吧？

1651
01:35:03,333 --> 01:35:04,625
‪我想我是该坐这里

1652
01:35:08,375 --> 01:35:11,416
‪你他妈在干嘛？怎么回事？

1653
01:35:13,833 --> 01:35:15,375
‪他是你见过的最出色的演员

1654
01:35:15,458 --> 01:35:17,708
‪-我不知道是不是
‪-他是的 他很棒

1655
01:35:18,250 --> 01:35:19,375
‪-是
‪-谢谢

1656
01:35:19,458 --> 01:35:20,666
‪你是…

1657
01:35:20,750 --> 01:35:24,791
‪你的电影要是不请他加入
‪那你就是个可爱的傻瓜了

1658
01:35:24,875 --> 01:35:26,708
‪-就是真的傻瓜
‪-冷静点

1659
01:35:26,791 --> 01:35:28,833
‪如果他再对你痴迷些
‪那他就是跟踪者

1660
01:35:28,916 --> 01:35:30,541
‪-我不是跟踪者
‪-他不是跟踪者

1661
01:35:30,625 --> 01:35:32,583
‪-我是守望者
‪-他有点像个脑残粉

1662
01:35:32,958 --> 01:35:35,458
‪小心你洗澡的时候 他过来说
‪“我要看你的电影”

1663
01:35:35,541 --> 01:35:36,791
‪-不会的！
‪-谢谢

1664
01:35:38,083 --> 01:35:40,041
‪对不起 先生 哦 天啊！

1665
01:35:40,125 --> 01:35:41,833
‪-这是个意外！
‪-给你！

1666
01:35:42,750 --> 01:35:44,833
‪我以为你宁愿冷也不愿意热！

1667
01:35:48,083 --> 01:35:50,125
‪我希望他没有烧到阴茎

1668
01:35:58,666 --> 01:35:59,791
‪-你好
‪-你好

1669
01:36:09,333 --> 01:36:10,166
‪谢谢！

1670
01:36:13,875 --> 01:36:15,458
‪没有东西出来 只是空气

1671
01:36:15,541 --> 01:36:17,458
‪布莱恩！

1672
01:36:19,833 --> 01:36:21,875
‪有一头狼在舔婴儿的屁眼

1673
01:36:22,916 --> 01:36:24,083
‪我不喜欢那样

1674
01:36:27,458 --> 01:36:29,833
‪它形成了…由于短裙的缘故有了皮疹

1675
01:36:30,041 --> 01:36:31,750
‪啊 他在这里！

1676
01:36:32,458 --> 01:36:33,541
‪你这个大鸡巴！

1677
01:36:33,625 --> 01:36:35,166
‪-那就拿出来
‪-什么？

1678
01:36:35,250 --> 01:36:37,666
‪大家来看！
‪杰克要把他的鸡巴拿出来！

1679
01:36:42,791 --> 01:36:44,041
‪你在干什么？

1680
01:36:50,250 --> 01:36:52,541
‪这些英国人疯了！