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[rhythmic music]
What's up, man?
You should come with us, we're going to the strip club.
We're gonna spend, the American way, know what I mean?
-No, what? -Tits.
-Drugs. -Booze.
Yes.
Parking tickets.
Excuse me. We were ready.
We were asking you what the side-bet was
-and you dealt the card. -It's only money.
You shit.
I hope you die tonight. You know what?
I'll fuck your corpse.
I'm just trying to save, you know.
I don't wanna work this job for ever.
What? Best job there is. What kind of job do you want?
Something more exciting.
Something more exciting. You want exciting just come with us.
You know? Add to your life. You maybe get to talk to a girl.
We're gonna get into some trouble, do some drugs.
We might even get into a fight. Look.
We only have so many spins around the sun.
I don't think a job
is gonna fix whatever's going on
up here.
[fast-paced upbeat music]
But no. Stop.
You don't know what you're doing, stop.
-So, it's no? -It's no.
It's no?
-Fuck yourself. -All right.
Have fun.
[music continues]
[dramatic slam, then fades]
[key in lock]
[calm music]
Hello?
Hey, Trevor? Trevor?
Gotta go over the rules of the house with you, buddy.
This is disgusting.
[sighs]
Trevor, you got it on the doorway too
I mean, what the hell's going-- [gasps]
What the hell happened?
Uhh, it's fine. I was just stabbed.
Trevor, what the hell happened?
[cellphone rings] I gotta take this.
Hello? Yeah.
No, no, I think I'll be all right.
I know you didn't ask.
No, it's fine- I tried telling-
OK.
He wants to talk to you.
Hello?
Is this the roommate Kelly?
Works in the casino?
Brown hair, about 5'9?
Kinda schmucky-looking?
Yeah.
Kelly, right? That's your name?
Yes.
That's a woman's name.
So I've been told. Who's this?
Kelly, shut up and listen.
Today, you
are my man.
The good news is, I believe in you.
The bad news is, it's going to be
a very difficult day for you.
Well, I haven't agreed to anything, so...
This job is not optional, Kelly.
You do this, or I have a very scary gentleman
put bullets in your eyes.
You, you're gonna, blind me?
Oh.
The bullets go straight through my head
so, I am
up to date with what you're saying.
Good. Let's try and stay on the ball.
You will deliver four packages today.
You will not alert the authorities.
You will do whatever the clients want.
Are you confused about any of this, Kelly?
-Uhh... -Or just think about...
three simple words.
Deal, or die.
Hey, Kelly, what's your favorite color?
Color?
Yeah, in stressful situations
it's good to think of a color and focus on it.
You might have to do that today
it's something somebody taught me when I got started.
Yeah, uhh...
why are you doing this?
Why am I doing this?
Why don't you have better fucking questions?
Oh, and by the way, you will be watched tonight, so...
You know, don't fuck up.
You think of that favorite color of you, Kelly.
No, I'm...
No, uhh...
I'm drawing a blank, sir.
Sir? Call me X.
But don't worry about it, that color will come to you.
Good luck today, buddy.
Now hand the phone back to Trevor.
No, I'm still here.
Yeah.
Well, I've had kind of a day.
Look, I tried, uhh... [sighs]
All right.
OK.
[sighs]
Will you please be a drug dealer for me?
[rhythmic fast-paced music]
I'm gonna text you four addresses.
I need you to go to each one of those places
and drop off a package.
Packages are downstairs in my duffel bag.
I've labeled them one through four so you don't get confused.
-Hey Kelly. -Hey.
-You got a second? -I really don't, I'm sorry.
Cool. I just wanted to make sure that your trash can
was a little closer to your house
because, they only give us the two cans...
Yeah, stressed day tomorrow, right?
What do we need? You got it all.
I'll make sure. Let's go.
The fees will get higher and it's like ten dollars.
Well, whatever the fees are, I'll pay you back.
It's gonna be... it's a lot of money.
It's OK.
[fast-paced music]
[dramatic sound]
[rhythmic modern music]
[electronic beeping] [music continues]
[music softer]
[phone buzzes]
Oh.
[car horn]
[upbeat music]
[pulsating modern music]
[music fades]
[breathing]
Oh god. [door closes]
Not my problem.
Oh shit.
[car driving by]
No, no, no.
It moved.
Give it to me, give me the box.
[grunting]
[knock on door]
[door creaking]
Hi.
[clears throat] Uhh...
I... are you expecting, like, a package or delivery today?
Oh, are you the blood guy?
No.
I think it's just pot.
[laughs]
OK.
-Oh, uhh, is it free? -Uhh...
Well... [nervous laugh]
Not free. No, not free.
-You're supposed to honk? -Yeah.
-Honked. -Wait, is Trevor sick?
Trevor is stabbed.
Oh my...
Oh my god, dude.
-Uhh... -Is he OK?
-He's fine. He's fine. -Oh.
[clears throat] Yeah.
Here, just come in for a second.
No, Miss...
I'd prefer to do it out here, if we could just
-do this out here. -In the front yard? Come on.
[sighs]
[door opens]
[humming]
[rhythmic modern music]
[sighs]
Do you have money for this so I can get going?
I bet you want to listen to the music.
Oh, you don't wanna listen to music?
OK.
[music continues]
This doesn't look like an eighth.
I don't know what you two had one time.
Well.
We worked out an eighth.
An eight?
Well, you just pay me for whatever you can buy.
I can't just pay you for this. [laughs]
No. No, no.
Uhh, did he give you any more?
Uhh... I...
[car door opens]
[rustling]
Need some help?
No, I got it.
An eighth is like eight handfuls.
Yeah, I, I know.
[woman chuckles]
So do you have anywhere I can put all this?
Dude. [chuckling]
I'm, I'm kidding.
-What? -That's not, that's not funny.
You know, if I screw this up I'd get stabbed.
Yeah, you're definitely gonna get stabbed for that.
Did Trevor not give you a scale or anything?
No. No.
Oh.
I didn't even know Trevor was a drug dealer until tonight.
[woman clears throat]
I mean, I, you know...
I don't know how he expected me to know all this, I mean, I'm
just a dealer.
You know, like blackjack and
-poker and- -Oh, you're a poker dealer?
[clears throat]
That kinda sounds like a fun job.
Yeah. I mean, I hate it.
Maybe it's just
not on the cards for you.
Really? [woman chuckles]
That's a good... pun.
Yeah. I'm a bit of a wild card.
[laughs]
That's, that's a good one, too. [woman chuckles]
[clears throat] Are we, are we almost done here?
Not if you play your cards right.
[both chuckle]
Do you have a girlfriend?
Uhh, probably.
-What? -Mm, what?
What?
[woman chuckles] What?
Oh, umm, yeah, yes.
I do, umm, I do
not, have one
at this time.
Oh.
-Uhh, do you have like a-- -Oh!
[crash] [splashing]
[groans]
Shit. Just take your pants off.
Your clothes will be dry in, like, twenty minutes.
OK.
I just
hate that I can't go a day
without spilling something on myself.
You hate a lot of things, huh?
Umm...
-No, I just- -Can you throw me that pillow?
Sure.
I just have bad luck, that's all.
Well
maybe that's all you're keeping track of.
[woman clears throat]
Come here. [paper rustling]
Down there?
Yeah.
Fill that in.
-Dude. -Hmm?
Come on.
-What? -You would.
Look how uneven this is.
I just started.
Yeah, it was very telling. [paper ripping]
[paper crumpling]
Throw that away
for ever
and... [sniffs]
Now you're left with that.
And what do I do with this?
You get super-stoked on life.
It worked for me.
[flicking lighter] Is that the only reason
you got stoked on life?
What's that supposed to mean?
Nothing. Whoah, what is that?
It just, like
filters out the smell, you know?
I don't want it to smell like weed out there.
Uhh, I don't really think it's working.
I mean, are you just putting it at the wall?
Do you have roommates who don't like smoke, is that why...
[chuckles]
Uhh, my roommate's my dad.
Your, roommate is your dad.
Yeah, just for like, now, you know, and
until I get my feet back on the ground.
I was dating this Romanian guy
for a second, and he got me on some hard stuff, and
I try to heal myself and blah, blah, blah, and
and my dad freaked out
and he locked me up in this place.
Uhh, is your dad cool with you smoking?
[chuckles] [coughing]
-No. -Great. OK. I kinda knew that.
Umm, so... Uhh...
I should probably get going, that's the thing.
You know what, these are your shorts, aren't they?
You gave me your dad's shorts, that's funny.
Where's my pants?
I need to get my pants right now.
It's OK, he's not gonna be home for a while.
I don't...
What was that?
Uhh... [Kelly exhales]
Uhh, I gotta hide.
I can't fit under your bed.
What, then?
Just, uhh, hide in the closet.
Hide in the closet? That's where everybody looks.
Ollie?
Uhh, just a second.
Uhh...
[fast-paced music]
[knock on door]
Ollie, I want to ask you...
Hey, Dad!
What's up?
You smoking pot?
What?
Where is it?
Dad! Come on. No. It's, it's incense.
It's a new scent.
[clears throat] That you never smelled before.
Dammit, Ollie, I know what weed smells like.
Where is it?
Umm...
You're not gonna find it.
[fast-paced music]
Because there isn't any.
Anywhere.
Especially not in the closet, Dad.
Sorry, Kelly.
-What? -What?
You said, Kelly.
Uhh, I did?
You don't know what you said?
That's weird, Dad.
-Why would I say that? -I don't know.
What are you talking about? Who's Kelly?
What?
Who's Kelly?
Does Kelly even know who he is?
You know what? I have some friends coming over.
Just air out the room, OK?
And keep the door shut. We're not done with this.
Dad, it was just incense.
[door rumbling]
What the hell?
Jake, get out of here.
OK.
Is he gonna tell your dad that I'm in here?
Probably not. He doesn't really talk that much.
OK. All right. Uhh...
I'm going to jail. Umm...
I need to find a way out of here.
Hey. [claps hands]
Help. Help me. Help.
Calm down, dude.
What?
Don't tell me to calm down.
Don't tell me to calm down right now.
How the hell do I get out of this house?
I have an idea.
Go out the window. Duh.
You're high.
Whatever. I do it all the time. You just go.
-You jump out the window? -Come on.
Don't...
You jump out the window all the time?
Yeah.
[clears throat] Just, just clear the bush.
What's the part that happens after that?
Umm... you...
get up and then you go to the party.
[tense music]
[ground impact] [grunting]
[coughs]
Are you OK?
I'm wonderful, thank you.
[music continues]
[gate creaking]
[car door closes]
[music continues]
-Hey. -Come on in.
[music continues]
[phone buzzes]
[rhythmic modern music]
[music continues]
[knock on door]
-Hi, officer. -Hi.
I know you're not on duty right now, officer, but I...
I just saw some suspicious-looking characters
looked like they were breaking into a house
in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd
-bring it to your attention. -OK, umm...
-Where? -Uhh...
I mean, uhh, like, not across the street, down the road...
-Show me. -Ah...
Well, they came in from over that way
and then they drove over here
and then, uhh, and then, you know
and the thing is, uhh...
I don't really want to... I don't want to get involved
-you know? -You don't wanna get involved
but you've already gotten yourself involved
so just tell me which house.
Well, uhh, you see, you see, like way down there
past that, uhh, power box.
-Right. -Yeah, well, it's the driver
does a left of that and, umm...
There's no car there in the driveway.
No. Well, it left, it left. But before it left...
How long were you out there watching this?
But that's the thing. I had to pay attention
to make sure it was real.
That's why I came to you
after I established, yes, this is real.
'Cause you're a detective.
I just, you know, it's a...
Good Samaritan?
Community watch, uhh, community watch.
Community watch.
-OK. -Uhuh.
I've never seen you at the meetings before.
Well, I do diligence, and I work nights.
All right. OK, well, why don't you just head back home
and I'll take a look at it.
Please do, 'cause it's still, I mean
they just made their way in.
-All right. -Please do.
Go on right there by the power box.
And I could have swore something was like
but you know, I don't know. So
-All right. -Uhuh.
[fast-paced music]
I think we got a problem down the street.
[music continues]
Why didn't you tell them?
Thank you.
[music continues]
[door creaking]
Did you want something?
Just checking. Everything good?
Yeah.
[music continues]
[clang]
Bathroom. I'm looking for the bathroom.
Oh.
Uhh...
Bathroom.
[clears throat]
That's done.
[door opens]
No man, that's a closet. [laughs]
[door closes]
-After you. -Thank you.
[door closes]
[rhythmic music]
[background conversation]
Hey.
I need your help.
OK? I need to get out of here.
I know you don't know me.
I don't know you.
But can you help me?
Wow. Wow. Wow.
Put that... I don't want, I don't want it.
No. [gun drops]
I just need you to cause a distraction.
OK?
Can you do that?
[gunshot]
[indistinct voices speaking]
-The kid shot the refrigerator. -Is everybody OK?
[upbeat music]
[squealing tires]
[music continues]
Hi. Hi.
Uhh, I need to leave. I need to go.
[music continues]
Thanks.
[paper rustling] [music softens]
[fast-paced music]
[distorted yelling]
[music fades]
[ominous cowboy music]
Hey. Hi.
Your front tire looks bad.
What?
Your front tire, I think is a little wobbly, it's...
Looks dangerous.
Just worried about you.
Just worry about yourself, OK?
Oh, and now you're rolling the window up.
Lot of rude rolling going on over there.
[car engine]
[quiet piano music]
[loud bang] [rubbery sound]
[car engine]
[door chime]
-Hi. -Hi.
Uhh, do you have a restroom?
You need some rest?
Umm, well, umm, I don't know. I just need to wash my hands.
-It's right around the corner. -Thanks.
Don't fall asleep in there.
[clears throat]
[nervous laugh]
-All yours. -The window.
[door closes]
[mechanical sounds]
-Hey! -Whoah!
What are you doing?
-I'm in here. -I'm sorry.
This is a single bathroom.
Did you not see that?
-I didn't see you at all. -What's wrong with you?
I just assumed no one was in there.
-There was a guy in here. -Just get out.
Why are you trying to understand?
-I'm sorry. -Now find your own...
Out!
Excuse me. Umm...
Did you see like a big guy coming out the bathroom
I was just in? I mean, uhh, he just...
It's not important.
Do you have any coffee?
Did I see you pull up on a donut?
Umm... oh. [claps hands]
Spare tire. Yeah, I have a red flag.
You're buying a donut?
I don't think the two are related, but yeah.
Are you sure about that?
-I think so. -Two, ninety-five.
[rustling]
[cash register]
Oh.
This one has soot on it, just like you.
-What? -On the nickel.
Oh. Right.
-Yeah.
You know that it costs 11.2 cents to manufacture a nickel?
No. Is that true?
It doesn't make any sense.
Oh yeah?
That's pretty fucked up.
Yeah.
Have a nice day.
OK.
[door chime]
Shit. Makes no sense.
But it does make a nickel
actually makes five cents.
See, that's the joke... the argument.
It makes no sense, it actually makes five cents, makes...
it's like a nickel, and you'd find that really funny.
Fall in love with me and we could go home together and
probably get married, have two kids, that'd be great.
[ominous music]
[buzzing]
[car door opens]
[statue shatters]
[car door closes]
[whistling] [gun cocked]
[tense music]
Saw everything.
Everything?
Yeah, you thought that you spilled
jelly donut filling on your pants?
You didn't. But you looking
actually caused you to spill the donut filling on your pants.
It landed in the exact spot I thought it did, when it didn't.
Yeah.
Here's the bad news. Uhh...
That was the boss' favorite statue.
It's a Buddha. Well, it was a Buddha.
Represents peace.
Now it represents pieces.
I'm sorry. Am I in trouble?
Let me tell you a true story about the boss.
So one time the boss was driving, and
he got into one of those situations where
he was making a U-turn on a green arrow
and there was some guy making a right on a red.
Follow me?
And they almost hit each other.
And this guy turning right
is like freaking out, he's like, swearing and all that
you know? Road rage.
So he decided to follow the guy home
at a distance, obviously.
When he gets to the guy's house
uhh, he notices that he has a boat
in his driveway.
So the boss leaves
comes back in the middle of the night
and he puts a tracking device
on the guy's boat.
Like a year goes by.
One day I get a little, beep-beep
you know, on my phone
and, I check it
and guess what, it's this guy.
He's taking his boat out to the lake.
So I told the boss
and we decided to take a little trip
out to the lake ourselves.
We rented two jet-skis
and we cruised around, looking for the guy.
We found him out in the middle of the lake.
And, pardon my pun here, but it's
one of my favorite parts of the story
but when the coast was clear
we, uhh
we rode up on the boat
umm
and we just started shooting.
The pina colada song was playing on the boat's radio
I remember, and the boss
the boss was singing along.
Killed his, killed his whole family.
Then we cruised around on the jet-skis for a while
just for fun, you know, jet-skis are great.
Umm, and we came home, here...
and we watched a movie
and shared a popcorn.
It was, it was the perfect time.
You have really pretty eyes.
Thanks.
Don't you have
anything you want to say about
my eyes?
You...
also have
pretty eyes.
Thank you.
OK. Can I ask you a question, and be honest.
Did you put this statue here, because
I'm pretty sure when I rolled up, it wasn't here.
Getting all tense on me?
-No. -All these questions.
Let me ask you a question.
Know any jokes?
-Do I know any jokes? -Yeah, man. Jokes.
To relieve the tension.
OK. Umm...
Yeah, uhh...
What did one grizzly say to another grizzly
holding a gun on him?
Oh, what?
What's the matter?
Afraid to fight me with your bare hands?
I like that.
You, you calling me a chicken, man?
No, no. No chicken, man, in that joke, just bears.
That was a second joke.
Legit.
OK. This is gonna happen.
I'm gonna go get the chicken mask, and put it on
and come back out here, and fight with our bare hands.
If I win, nothing.
You deliver your package, nothing happens.
Boring. Uhh, but if you win
I will grant you
one wish.
-Deal? -Look.
You're not a genie.
And I am not gonna fist-fight you, OK?
Or anyone, really. It's not my thing, it's not
what I like to do. So, no. No.
OK, here's the thing, though.
If you don't say it's a deal, I'm gonna shoot you.
I'm gonna shoot you right in your
your body, right in the main mass part of your body.
Just say it's a deal.
OK. Deal.
Stay put. I'll be right back with the chicken mask.
You gonna run?
Give me your car keys.
-No, I wasn't going to run. -Give me your car keys, man.
-Give me the keys! -All right.
Thank you. Oh. Great catch.
Did you think it was a good catch?
-It was a terrific catch. -Thank you.
Don't run. I will chase you in your own car.
[ominous cowboy music]
[clears throat]
OK, so, just to clarify the rules.
Umm, I was only going to kill you
for not taking the deal.
I'm not gonna kill you if you lose this fight.
Yeah. OK, good.
I'm only being so specific
because I don't want you to think
that you're fighting for your life.
Because that will give you an unfair advantage.
The stakes would be so high that you'd move.
But
to clarify, we're only fighting for the win.
-OK. -Come right here.
Cooler place.
This is dangerous if you do that.
So.
[clears throat]
What's this?
-I was... trying to... fight. -With a fist.
Bare hands.
Looks like a cat. Down.
Keep your thumbs in.
And, go!
[whoops] [scuffling sounds]
Shit, shit.
[scuffling sounds] All right, uncle. Uncle!
Shit. You know the rules of uncle?
Goddammit.
I didn't...
Couldn't see a goddamned thing through the chicken mask.
-Well, yeah. -OK.
[sighs]
[groans]
Legit.
What's your wish?
Well, I wish you wouldn't tell your boss about the statue.
Granted.
Grab your package, let's
take it to him.
I couldn't see at all.
and I know I made the rules, but
it wasn't totally fair.
Deja vu, right?
No, I've never seen that statue before.
[pottery cracking]
Wait here.
[ominous music]
[door]
OK, we're good. I told him it wasn't you.
Wait. What?
Did you actually tell him it wasn't me?
Or did you just, not tell him it was me?
Wait.
Yeah. No, I told him.
[exhales]
My wish was for you to not tell him that it was me.
Not to specifically tell him that it wasn't me.
What's the difference?
[snorts]
The difference is
he has no idea who did it
instead of knowing exactly who did it.
-Umm... Oh... shit. -Yeah.
-You're right. -OK.
-Busted. -Uhuh.
I guess I still owe you a wish.
Great. I can get a lot of use out of that.
All right, let's go in.
[sighs]
Sorry.
[dramatic music]
Shit.
[door closes]
Are you the guy that didn't break the statue?
Yes, sir. That's me.
Then what did you do?
I delivered this, package.
[tense music]
Oh. Sit down.
Where's the normal guy?
Uhh, I'm just, filling in for him.
[exhales]
Did you say, filling in, as a joke, because you
saw me spill donut filling on my floor?
I don't think so. I mean, I don't...
really know any more. I, uhh...
No. I'm pretty sure, I don't think so.
If I call Mr. X right now, is he gonna
write me a check for $940 to
pay for the broken statue?
Or is he gonna tell me
to shoot you in the stomach with a bow and arrow?
Wow.
I don't think he's going to say any of those things
because they're so specific.
I'm thinking he'll probably tell you I'm just
filling in for the normal guy
so like a third thing.
But I'm not looking for a normal guy.
I'm looking for someone special.
Are you special?
I'm not special, OK? I can guarantee that.
Everyone thinks they're special. You don't.
-That makes you special. -Mmm, so true.
This guy, this guy's legit, sir.
He just kicked my ass outside in the chicken mask.
And he also came up with a really great joke
like, on the spot, that had to do with
the situation, in a second.
Even more situational jokes
slightly less funny, but even more situational.
Totally relieved the tension.
Relieved the tension, huh?
Think we need to take him with us today?
Well, there definitely might be some tension.
Definitely, maybe.
No, you know, I...
Guys, umm...
I'm... I was just here to drop this package off
and then I, I've got to get going.
Why? Are you some kind of chicken, man? Son?
[tense music]
You don't look like a guy that's afraid
to get his hands a little bit dirty.
Are you saying that because
I have some sort of twinkle in my eye?
Or because I actually have dirty hands?
[chuckles]
This guy's legit.
I know you broke the statue.
What's-his-name says you didn't do it
but obviously that means you did.
I mean, I didn't even know
we had any statues on this property, but
if you broke it
then you are legit, which What' s-his-name says you are
then I'm forced to force you to follow the rules
so you don't lose your legitimacy
and get murdered by us!
[gun impact on table]
[gun cocked]
[tense music]
Let's go get our hands dirty.
[music continues]
Deja vu, right?
Because it's home-made? [pottery cracking]
This is, uhh, Saint Francis.
He loved birds, I guess.
You love anything enough
you'd wanna put it on a statue with you?
Well, not that I can think of.
Do you?
Of course.
[music continues]
Mind if we took your car?
I'd prefer if we didn't.
I'm driving on a donut, a spare tire, and...
they actually tell you not to
drive on those things for too long.
[tense music]
[muffled speaking]
[sinister laugh]
[sighs]
In the old days
wild west days [music continues]
they had such a problem with horse thieves
they had to make the punishment death.
I mean
a lot worse crimes have lighter punishments, but
rules were rules.
They had to take a stand.
[music louder] [car engine roaring]
[tires squealing]
[indistinctive mumbling]
OK, here we go.
[scuffling sounds]
You were wrong back there.
It was you who is angry at me.
But you were the one who was wrong.
I had a green arrow. I was in a
lane where a U-turn is legit.
-Totally legit. -You were making a right on red.
But you honked at me.
You made an obscene gesture.
What do you have to say about these things?
I'm sorry. I didn't know.
No need to apologize.
Everything you did made sense. You were
acting naturally. Anger is natural.
Unfortunately you didn't follow the rules, and
me and What' s-his-name here, we are strict on rules.
We don't care if you make sense
or if the rules make sense.
All that matters is once we establish the rules
you don't break them.
And you
did
which makes you very un-legit.
Look, you don't know-- [gunshot]
[dramatic music]
Ohh.
I know.
[country song]
♪ We love the sun ♪
♪ At sundown ♪
♪ Sundown ♪
♪ Sun hits my eyes ♪
♪ Surprise ♪
♪ How good it feels ♪
♪ In a burning sundown ♪
♪ For us to drop in sundown ♪
♪ Sleepy sun in sundown ♪
♪ Mourn for molten sundown ♪
♪ In a burning sundown ♪
♪ For us to drop in sundown ♪
♪ Sleepy sun in sundown ♪
♪ You love the sun at sundown ♪
So how're you gonna feel when we get out there
and then the pina colada song's playing on the boat's radio?
Terrible.
Can I ask you a question? And be honest.
Are you gonna
are you gonna kill me when you get done
killing all of them?
Well, look, let me ask you a question.
Would it be the perfect crime if we let you live after this?
No.
Sorry, man.
[ominous music] [bubbling]
I, I wish
I wish that you'd kill your boss instead of me.
We've still got a wish.
Yeah. You do.
[mechanical sounds] Agreed.
-What's this now? -I owe him a wish.
And he just wished for me to kill you instead of him.
Shit.
-It was legit? -Yeah, it was fair and square.
We had a deal.
A deal with the dealer.
Well.
If it's all right with you
I'd like my last word to be the f-word.
OK.
Been a good life.
Lot of beautiful women.
I had running water the whole time.
Pizza.
Burritos.
Ice-cream whenever I wanted.
Even the Pharaohs didn't have ice-cream.
You know where the money is.
You have my blessings to take it all.
I just have one request.
Take a little bit of it.
Build a statue of me eating ice-cream.
[bird cry]
It would be my great pleasure, sir.
Well, What's-his-name
it's been legit as fuck.
[gunshot]
[drawn-out echo of gunshot]
[water lapping]
[thoughtful music]
You're worried I'm gonna kill you now?
Yes.
No.
You're covered because you said
instead of me, in your wish.
OK, good. So we can go home then?
You don't have to kill a family, we just--
Well, no. That we have to vote on.
We have to vote on whether or not to kill the family?
-Yeah. -I vote no.
Oh. Well...
I vote yes.
So I guess it's gonna be a coin flip.
You got, you got a coin?
-I got, uhh... -I saw you put one
in that little bag of you with the wallet and your phone.
Yeah.
[sighs]
[rustling]
[sighs]
I got, I got a nickel.
Perfect. All right.
Heads
we kill that small family.
Tails, we head back.
Oh, actually
heads should be
head back, because it's the same word.
Head.
So heads is head back
and tails, we kill the small family.
Flip it.
Uhh...
You have to flip the nickel.
Don't try to drop it or cheat or something.
You're covered for the wish
but I'll still kill you for being elegit
-if you try to cheat me. -Yeah, I, I...
I, I was just thinking
that, uhh, you said that
heads means heads back.
Well...
backside heads, tails of tails is heads back, literally.
Holy shit, I love that.
OK, definitely.
Tails is heads back, literally
and figuratively.
Or maybe they're both literal. Either way
definitely, tails is head back.
Flip it.
[cocks gun]
Did you know that it
it costs 11.2 cents to make a nickel?
Wait. What?
Is that true?
That's terrible.
That makes no sense.
Well, it might not make any cents
but it does, it does make five.
Holy shit.
-That is incredible! -Yeah.
-That is such a good joke. -Yeah.
And related to the situation so much.
-Uhuh. -Hey, do you keep
stalling with clever word play
because you're trying to relieve the tension
-and save that small family? -Absolutely.
Wow. That's legit. You know what?
I gotta reward that kind of behavior.
Granted.
What?
Yeah, I changed my vote.
-I vote no. -You vote no.
I vote no. [Kelly laughs]
You just saved that small family.
[laughs]
You just saved them.
That's great, man. That's great. That's...
I vote no.
[groans]
Can I ask you a question?
Would that pina colada song
really be playing on that boat if we went over there?
Can I ask you a question?
Yeah.
Shall we cruise around
on these jet-skis for a while, just for fun?
[upbeat pina colada music]
[indistinct shouting] [music continues]
[song fades]
[sighs]
Well.
I'll always remember What's-his-name.
Isn't that you?
Not anymore.
[door opens] See you around.
[door closes]
[upbeat music]
[music fades]
[ominous music building]
[music continues]
[car approaching]
[phone buzzes]
[muffled carnival music]
[music continues]
[mechanical sound]
[mechanical sounds]
[elevator pings]
[muffled voices]
[muffled voices louder]
[door opens] What the fuck are you doing?
-I... -Why, what is this?
-I just came to... -You're not Patrick.
-I'm Kelly, Trevor's friend. -You don't look like Patrick.
No, look, I've got the wrong--
Oh! Do you fix...
Do, do what?
Oh. Oh, Trevor, my ass.
Is that my box?
Uhh...
-Yeah. -Come in.
-Yes, come in. -Uhh...
Come on.
I gotta go soon, though, you know and...
-so... -So.
-Have you been here before? -Uhh...
-To this hotel? -Yes.
No, I haven't. This is a good place for this, right?
[clears throat]
Uhh, I was told three hundred dollars?
Three hundred dollars?
That's what X was saying, yeah, I know...
-Really? -Yep.
[muffled carnival music]
OK.
OK. Three hundred dollars.
There it is.
[rustling] OK. Yep.
[exhales] OK.
[both laugh nervously]
This is uhh, my aunt.
-We're on vacation. -Hello.
All right, have a, you have a good week.
Wait.
You take the drug with me.
-What? -We do it together.
All of us. [Trevor laughs]
No, no thank you.
I'll give you another three hundred dollars.
[music continues]
-To take drugs with you. -This one. Yes.
For me, just for myself? Three hundred dollars?
[laughs]
-This is not BS. -You... yeah. I can't, I can't.
I'll give you another 500 dollars.
-500 dollars, huh? Really? -If that is your price.
Uhh, I don't, I don't even know what it is.
What it is, it is, it is
a dust
a powder
herbal
from the flower in the jungle.
-You snort it up your nose. -Uhuh.
Why do you want to do drugs with me?
It is what we do every... It's fun.
We want to have fun. We want, company.
I just, you know, it's uhh...
Only lasts fifteen minutes tops.
[sighs]
-I... no. I, umm... you...
I'll give you one thousand dollars.
You're gonna give me a thousand dollars?
-Yes, I am. -Fifteen minutes?
Fifteen minutes.
[music continues]
Is this some kind of sex thing?
-Sex? -Trying to have sex with me.
What, what, what is this? No, no, no.
It, it, it's just a powder. From the jungle.
Hmm.
What does it do?
It's, it's, it's nice.
It's like a body high, it's very nice.
Body high. So I'm not gonna go crazy
-or something like that? -No, no. It makes you relax, it
soothing.
Clears you, I promise.
[sighs]
I know Trevor.
You can trust me.
[music continues]
Fifteen minutes?
Fifteen minutes.
One thousand dollars.
-Yeah, OK. We... -OK. Yeah?
-Yeah, OK. -Let's do some drugs.
I hope I survive.
But I can't do a lot.
-I've got things to do later. -Yes. Yes.
Sink in that chair. OK.
[rustling]
You know, I've actually never done anything like this before.
Yeah.
[sweeping sounds]
[tapping on glass]
[music continues]
[sighs]
She's gonna, she's gonna do it too?
Yeah, we all do it.
[sniffs hard]
This is a very special night.
[music continues]
[sniffing hard]
[clears throat]
OK. [clears throat]
[sniffing hard] Jesus, that...
-that burned. -Oh, yes.
The burn.
[coughs]
-So how long does the...? -Huh?
-How long does this take to...? -Fifteen minutes.
No, no. Not how long we're gonna...
[clears throat]
[sniffs] How long is it when, uhh...
[chuckles]
[woman laughs]
[laughing]
[chuckling]
[woman laughing] [man grunting]
[woman laughing]
[mumbling] [woman laughing]
[shouting] [woman laughing]
[laughing] Disrespectful.
[sinister laughing]
[psychedelic music]
[shouting incoherently] [psychedelic music]
[door opens] [groaning]
Look. [Kelly shouts]
What the fuck is that?
It is an eel.
What does it do?
What the fuck is it doing in here?
It is alive.
Oh no, no.
Listen. Listen to me.
We need to get out of here.
We need to take it to the room...
There is a man... He will pay you.
-He will pay you. -[screams] Oh god!
[both groaning]
[psychedelic music]
[door closes]
[weird sounds] [sinister laughing]
[weird sounds continue]
[door closes]
Shhh!
[heavy breathing]
Wait.
They know it's here.
Who? Who?
They want it. They will kill us for it.
Who's gonna fucking kill me?
Wait. We need to...
We need to get the hell out of here...
Why did you tell me to... [stuttering]
[both mumbling in fear]
Do you want to fucking die?
He needs to go!
Now!
[door opens]
All right.
You grab his face.
-You grab his face. -What?
[bumps]
-Ooh. -Shit.
[groans]
[strange music] [panting]
[door creaks]
[strange music continues] [panting]
[elevator pings]
Wait, wait.
[grunting]
[elevator pings]
[panting]
OK, OK.
Now I'm gonna run ahead... [talking fast]
And then you come out from the back and we go to...
No, no, no!
Wait. Wait. Where'd he go?
[heavy breathing]
[receptionist] What are you doing?
That eel is property of the hotel.
You can't take the eel.
I don't know what's going on.
You come over here right now
and you leave that eel on this desk.
I'm sorry. I can't.
I'll call the police, then.
Uhh... all right. OK, OK, OK.
All right. All right.
[wet slap]
[door creaks open]
[car engine] Oh!
-Where the fuck is the eel? -Huh?
-He said-- -Who said--
The hotel clerk said...
What the fuck are you talking about?
The hotel clerk, he said it was hotel property.
You gave him my eel.
-He said-- -You gave him my eel!
I did. He said he was calling the police.
-Uhh, uhh. -Look.
[yelling at once]
Mother fucker!
[yelling and swearing at once]
What did I just tell you?
This guy's trying to kill me, man. I gotta get out of here
with this eel. I don't know what he's gonna do to me.
Please, I... Oh god.
I need a room for the night.
-Just for the night. -Yes.
Is it just you--
-Only me. -Who's this?
This, uhh...
This is, uhh... great man.
This man...
This man is going to be the godfather of my son.
What is he doing?
-It's OK. He's fine. -What is he doing?
So there are three of you? I'm gonna put you down for three.
What is he doing with our son?
He is going to be godfather.
-Him? -Yeah, right?
Yes.
[sighs]
You, you are, family now.
[speaking in Latin]
[exhales sharply, three times]
I baptize thee.
En nomine Patris.
Et Fili.
Et Spiritus Sancti.
May God
who has received you.
By baptism into the church.
Pour upon you the riches of his grace.
And come to the inheritance of the saints.
In Jesus Christ's name. [pouring water]
-Amen. -Amen.
Amen.
[door opens]
[exhales]
Hey, Kelly. Kelly!
-Hey. -What?
[agitated breathing]
Uhh...
Good night.
[car stopping]
Hello?
Why have you stopped?
You only have one more to go.
My battery, my battery's dying and I, I...
-I didn't bring a phone charger. -Hold on.
So, hello? Hello?
Shit!
Shit.
OK. Let's just think about this.
We'll just, uhh...
Just, uhh...
What? What's going on?
What? Hold on. Hold on a second.
Hold on. Let's use our words. I just... Hold on.
[tense music]
[cellphone rings]
Hello?
Right, problem solved.
Well...
Yeah.
No problem.
I don't know, you had me followed all day.
Yeah, I told you at the beginning.
Well, he's a big scary guy.
I mean, I could have used his help by the...
What?
Is this... tricks?
Is it what you're doing?
You're playing tricks on me?
Just admit that you're having fun.
-What? What? No. No. What? -No?
May I ask you a question, please?
Sure.
I've done three out of four.
Can you please just let me go home?
You're doing great.
I didn't ask you to kill one of my competitors.
I mean, that was really something.
I never would have thought you were a killer.
No, that wasn't me.
That was a man in a chicken mask.
Well, you're not kidding, you really do need some sleep.
I'm serious. That's something that really happened to me.
-You sure you're not on drugs? -I don't do drugs.
Yes, I just did drugs with the Romanian
but you know, he told me it was herbal and, he
offered me more money I've ever seen.
Yes, but it didn't kill you, right?
I mean, I'm guessing that some part of you
even enjoyed it.
I mean, listen to you. You sound like a brand-new man.
You're loving this, right? Isn't this exciting?
I don't wanna do this any more.
I just wanna go home.
Well, this isn't over, Kelly. Look.
I understand. You need encouragement, right?
And I'm betting that if I threaten to kill you
right now, you'd welcome it. So...
What if I were to tell you that
I once stood in that exact same spot
you're standing in right now.
I can remember a time in my life
where I lived in a boring go-nowhere kind of groove.
Dreams, sure, but...
no will to get there, no drive.
I needed that
push
and one day
I got just that.
And what I learned
what you're learning now
it will make you a better person.
Well, I don't feel like a better person.
All right. Well, I guess I'm not great
at giving motivational speeches.
Fuck it, how about you just finish up.
Or what?
Fuck, it's cold.
[ominous music]
[sighs]
[slurps] Uhh.
Hot.
[blowing]
[electric crackling]
[traffic sounds]
[fast-paced music]
[cellphone buzzes]
[knock on door]
[music continues]
[door closes] [slow sigh]
[clapping]
Uhh.
I'm sorry.
Just gonna, just get the
-So... -So what's up?
Are you, you're Brody?
-Yeah. -OK. Well, this is yours.
-And I'll uhh... I'll just... [Brody sighs]
That's what I'm talking about.
Oh my god.
-Thank you. -OK.
-Thank you so much. -Yeah.
-I'm just gonna, I'll talk to-- -Hey, where are you going?
Uhh, they told me you were paid up and you were fine
so I'm just gonna--
Oh, wait, wait, wait. I'm so sorry.
You can't just leave.
-Why? -Just sit down.
Take a seat. Relax.
[sighs]
What's your name?
I'd rather not say.
-My friends call me Bear. -Uhuh.
My name is Brody. Brody Hobbs.
You can call me Brody. Just call me Brody.
When can I leave, Brody?
[both laugh] [clapping]
You're a real killer, aren't you?
You've got a set on you, Trevor.
I mean...
Trevor? My name's Kelly.
-I shouldn't have said that. -Kelly.
So there's another Trevor.
Is that like a code name or something?
Uhh, it doesn't matter.
You could be Sally, you could be Jane...
[sighs] Have you, uhh...
ever sold drugs to an undercover cop?
[laughs]
Yeah. Well, no. Not lately.
Funny thing is, I actually, umm...
I haven't done anything like this before.
[rustling]
Yeah, that's real.
[clears throat] OK.
First thing is, I'm just, been dropping off the boxes
so when you opened it up
I didn't know that was in there.
You didn't really give me any money
so there's no exchange of goods and services.
-so you can't really arrest me-- -Hey, hey, look, look.
I'm not gonna do anything to you.
Cheer up, Sally.
Know this, though.
I'm the real deal.
You're not gonna leave until I allow it.
And I'm not gonna allow it
until you help me do what I need to do tonight.
The thing is...
What do you want me to do?
Your temporary boss
is connected to some really powerful people.
I don't even know him.
And tonight we're gonna help him.
'Cause we're all part of the machine, bro.
And when the machine breaks down
we break down.
Let's go. Let's go!
Fucking machine.
[door opens]
[rhythmic music]
[sighs]
Is that your car?
Yeah. Yeah, hold on.
Yes, sir. Keys.
Call me Brody.
Call you Brody.
I thought I could call you Bear.
No.
You haven't earned it yet.
[music continues]
-What's this thing? -Relax.
That's my thing. Don't touch the rabbit's foot.
-Sorry. -Relax.
Yeah.
You couldn't find somebody else to come on this ride?
No.
Partner's supposed to come with.
He couldn't make it.
So I need some support.
And we have business to take care of.
Let's just say
it was cleaner than the competition, mate.
Mr. X wants to do it legally, though
drug busts and such.
And I heard you're a real stone cold killer, Sally.
I never killed anyone.
Yeah, well, fuck all that.
Sally! You awake? Sally!
Yeah, just...
What?
It's green.
Thank you.
What are we doing, specifically?
You're gonna help me out tonight, it's not hard work.
You can sit silently right next to me and not say one word.
No cowboy killer shit.
-OK? -Yeah.
I need you to be smooth.
Be America's favorite.
[music continues]
What?
I need to know that you're not gonna buckle, Sally.
Buckle?
How are you with stress?
Risky situations?
You ever been shot?
Huh? What? No.
OK. The rumor I heard about you wasn't correct.
It's fine. I haven't been shot either.
And I don't want to try out that experience, you feeling me?
Yeah. I, uhh, I feel you.
Oh, hey... What?
What the hell was that?
You can't flinch. You can't flinch, bro.
-Let's try it again. -I...
Go on.
You ca--
You can't fucking flinch.
It looks like you were gonna fucking hit me, Brody.
Exactly.
Everyone in there is going to look like
they wanna kill you.
You need to stop acting like a bitch.
[sighs]
So you tell me that they're gonna wanna fucking kill me?
No.
Not if you act like a man, someone that knows danger.
I thought you were a killer, man.
You were a killer.
Shit.
You know danger?
I... know of it.
All right, this isn't gonna work.
I have an idea.
I have an idea. We've got like, ten minutes. Let's go.
Come here. I've got an idea. Follow me. Come here.
[pulsating club music]
[music continues]
[music fades]
Hey. Don't stare at my boy too hard.
Last person that did that
now has only one eye.
You hear?
[chair scraping]
Is that so?
He was missing it before I ever got there.
So what's up?
Why am I waiting here?
You gonna serve me dinner, drinks?
What's going on? [door closes]
[sighs]
Where's Tommy?
I was supposed to meet Tommy.
Tommy couldn't make it tonight.
Security concerns.
He thanks you for your patience in these trying times.
-What do I call you? -Daddy.
Just call me Daddy.
Don't you have to be looking after the floor?
Didn't take my medication.
The lights give me seizures and shit.
Plus my feet have been killing me.
I got that cough that's been going on.
Just shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm really glad I can be part of you guys' HR meeting.
I'm supposed to deal with the guy I dealt with before.
I don't know you, I don't deal with you.
That's a shame.
Yeah, it is real shame. You lost out tonight.
Let's go. Get up.
Take a seat.
I'll see what your deal is.
So I got your attention.
Take a seat.
I don't know you, I don't deal with you.
And if it looks good
I'll get you Tommy.
OK.
This is what we've got.
[sniffs]
[coughs]
[bangs table] [sniffs]
[exhales]
-OK. -Yeah?
This is good.
Just one more thing.
What?
Do a line.
Really?
You want me to do a line.
I'm not happy about this.
Let's get something smaller.
OK.
-What? -Go ahead.
-Go ahead, what? -Taste this, idiot. Do the line.
Oh.
No, thank you.
What's his deal?
Yeah, what's your deal?
Uhh...
I just, brushed my teeth earlier.
You know, the taste of toothpaste and doing cocaine...
Do the line.
[coughs] OK. Here's the thing.
Seriously, guys. It's great, and I'm thankful
but I just got to doing a lot of crazy drugs
and I'm all messed up, and I baptized some eel.
Do we have a problem?
Don't talk to my boy like that.
Do the line.
OK.
Dollar bills.
Nervous.
Huh. Thank you.
[sniffs hard]
[clears throat] It's good, right?
It's good shit, right?
It's enjoyable.
Very good.
[sighs]
Now you.
What are you talking about, man?
I'm amped up.
I can't do any more of that.
I'm gonna have a heart attack.
I don't care if I break your heart, motherfucker.
I don't trust you. You could be a cop.
A cop.
He thinks I'm a cop.
Think a cop would make him snort that cocaine?
Yeah. I do.
Do the line.
Or what?
[chair scraping]
You gonna do something?
You ever tasted your teeth, bro?
Ever tasted your teeth?
I won't do it.
I won't do it. Let's go.
Hey! [bottle breaking]
Whoah! Whoah!
Where the fuck is Tommy? I wanna leave.
What the fuck is this?
I wanna leave.
I'll kill any of you people. I just wanna go to sleep.
Get the fuck out of here.
Don't you fucking move.
Point the gun at him. At him, not me.
What is this?
Get Tommy now.
Get fucking Tommy now. I know he's back there.
-Get Tommy now! -I'm gonna pull out my phone.
Do not do anything stupid.
Oh, he won't. Oh, he won't.
Yeah. You're gonna wanna step in here.
It's really heavy.
Where are you now? Where are you now?
It's that fucking cowboy killer shit. I told you about that.
What?
Look who it is.
Yeah? What the fuck is happening in here?
Umm, I don't know. Maybe if you were here
a little bit ago, none of this would have happened.
Why didn't you call me?
I was, till this cocksucker
smashed a bottle over his head.
Did that happen?
Yeah, it happened. You know why?
Because your boy was reaching for the gun.
So my boy smashed his fucking head with a bottle.
This motherfucker doped him up with a bunch of cocaine.
Of course it happened.
That happened?
Didn't know these two inbred fucks were loose cannons.
Jesus. Put the gun down, kid.
You're gonna hurt yourself.
Don't put that down.
Don't you put that fucking gun down.
Give the boy some cash.
You've got ourselves a deal.
Is there somewhere we can go?
They gave us a deal.
-They're gonna give us-- -Shhh.
Oh, thank fuck.
All right.
What's that?
It's my beeper.
-Who the hell has a beeper-- -Shut the fuck up.
Let's do it right now.
[gunshots] Get on the ground now!
Don't you fucking move!
Don't fucking move.
We need to go. We need to go.
Don't even look at me.
You're both fucking dead.
[fast-paced music] [grunting]
[groans] I lost my gun.
-What about the gun? -Now listen.
My people know what's happening, they're gonna be here soon.
What do we do until then?
Just try not to get yourself killed.
-How do I do that, Brody? -Run.
[door opens] [running footsteps]
Fuck.
Don't fucking lose it this time.
I won't.
[rhythmic music]
Come out, come out, wherever you are, motherfucker.
[music continues]
[scuffling sounds]
[music continues]
[scuffling sounds] [gun clatters]
[scuffling sounds]
Motherfucker.
Get your fucking shit together.
You broke my nose. I can barely breathe.
Come on, come on.
[fist impact] [grunts]
You really fucking hurt me. [slap]
I'm sorry. [slap]
[gargles]
[fist impact] [grunts]
[scuffling sounds]
[kick impact] [grunts]
You fuck!
[kick impact] [groaning]
[indistinctive screaming] What the fuck was that?
Fuck you. Son of a bitch.
No, wait. Wait, wait, don't shoot.
Don't shoot. I can't even fight, man.
Shut up and close your eyes, you idiot.
All right. [gun cocked]
Wait.
I know where he keeps his money.
What money?
He took over $100,000. I have the address.
You can have it, it's all yours.
-Show me. -It's on my phone.
Uhh...
Right here. Here, take my phone.
[choking]
Oh.
Strobe lights give you seizures and shit, huh?
Should have taken your medicine.
What's up? [choking continues]
This is fucked up.
All right, buddy. Hey, hey, hey.
Let's calm, take a breath. Take a breath.
Take a breath. [choking continues]
That's...
You're gonna be all right. You're gonna be all right.
Don't fucking touch me. [choking continues]
OK. You're gonna be cool, man. You're gonna be cool.
I've never had the pleasure
of killing a cop before.
Thank you
officer.
Hey.
[sighs] I got nothing.
[fast-paced music]
Holy shit.
[applauds]
One punch.
I mean, you had a running start.
Guy didn't see you.
You saved my life. It's all that matters.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Hey, where's the other guy?
Uhh...
the other guy, he, uhh...
well, I
kicked his ass.
[laughs]
Real, real bad.
One punch?
One punch.
You're a killer, Sally.
Yeah.
-Kelly. -Thanks. Thank you.
You helped take out a bad guy tonight.
While helping another one.
No. You helped me.
You helped me.
Going all the way to the top, not stopping.
What do you mean, Mr. X?
Adam. That was my partner's.
He got shot today in the middle of the street.
Mr. X is gonna trust you now.
I could use a guy on the inside.
Think about it.
-Brody... -Bear. Gummy Bear.
I just wanna stay out of trouble for the rest of my life
so if you could just let me walk away--
-You got it. Get out of here. -Yeah?
-Go. -Seriously?
-Get out of here. -Thanks.
Now.
Get out of here, before I change my mind.
Hey, Kelly!
Yeah?
I'll see you soon.
[upbeat music]
[song continues]
Hey!
Got a second?
No, I'm sorry.
Can's still a little too far over, man.
So when they come to take this today
they're gonna mark it down on their list.
Get out of my face!
Oh, no, no. No. I did the four jobs.
I did everything he told me to do.
Why are you still here?
Call him up on the phone. Tell him I'm done with this.
Get the camera out of my face. I'll kick your ass.
Look at my face!
Do you know the kind of day I've had?
'Cause I'll tell you something.
I'm not scared of you guys any more after--
[electric crackling] [groans]
[laughs]
[unsettling music]
Kelly.
Hey, sorry about that zap
but I just want to say congratulations face to face
-you know? -A phone call
would have been fine. [Mr. X laughs]
I love this guy. You kill me.
I am done, though. Right?
Sure.
OK, so...
You didn't bring me to this place
to like, shoot me or whatever, you know?
[laughs]
No, no, this place is scary. But no, you're fine.
So...
Well, this is crazy
what I'm gonna ask you
especially because...
well...
Kelly, you're a horrible drug dealer.
I mean, just the worst.
It's like bananas, how fucking bad you are.
But, I wanna offer you another job.
I know, I know. You're probably saying
no on repeat inside your head right now.
Well, you know, what I'm saying on repeat
inside my head are the questions
I've been asking all night.
OK, like, why me? Why did you do this to me?
Well, I don't have to explain myself to you.
Let's see.
What will solve the mystery for you?
I picked you, Kelly
quite frankly
because I can.
And there's not a fucking thing you can do about it.
How do you know that?
[snaps fingers]
'Cause I've got all your adventures right here.
I'm gonna add them to my collection when I get home.
You're quite the criminal.
I see.
It's
almost like I've done this before.
Well, look. You guys don't have to worry about me.
Oh, I know that, Kelly.
I was just curious if you'd ever consider doing this for me
you know, like on a regular basis.
Uhh...
I understand. You've had a stressful night.
You need to think about it. I'll tell you what.
If the answer is yes
answer that phone.
If not, then...
That's that.
Yeah. Uhh...
Hey, what's your favorite color?
Umm...
Green.
Huh.
Just like me. How about that?
Genuine pleasure doing business with you, Kelly.
[rhythmic music]
[door rumbling]
[music continues]
[calm music]
[sighs]
[cellphone rings]
[sighs]
[cellphone ringing]
[fast-paced ending song]
Trevor.
Hey, Trevor.
Fuck.
Are you dead?
-No. -Oh.
Kelly?
Yeah, man?
Hey.
How's your day?
Had a bad day, Trevor. Had a bad day.
[ending song]