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Yo, party Lyft!

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- That was hard to watch.
- Yeah, livin' it was harder.

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When was your last relationship?

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How you know I'm not in one now?

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What y'all doing?

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Eating tacos and kissing on the mouth?

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- It's still weird at work?
- Kinda.

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Can you speak to why
not being a star bothers you?

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<i>I'm only interested</i>

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<i>in making moves
that take me where I wanna go.</i>

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<i>You don't really know what it's like</i>

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<i>to really care about what you do, Issa.</i>

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I'm sorry, I... I can't do this anymore.

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- What do you mean?
- I'm quitting.

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Is this my car?

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I think I'm gonna throw up.

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You OK?

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Yeah. Thanks for listening to me.

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My Scrabble friends
are sick of hearing me.

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Aww.

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Come to think of it,
most of 'em are dead.

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Sorry... for your losses.

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How you like driving for Lyft?

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It's cool. You know, I make good money,

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and I get to set my own schedule.

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So you can be free, like...

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now?

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Nah, peak. Peak hours.

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- That playlist is fire!
- Yeah, turn it up, sis!

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OK.

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Y'all cute.

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I'm goin' to the Brenshaw Mall.

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Shit!

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<b>Synced and corrected by BLuk
www.addic7ed.com</b>

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Hey, worker bee-itch!

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- I got your Coachella clothes.
- And my sunscreen?

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I know I'm black, but cancer don't care.

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OK. I also got your floss.
Wax and bougie minted.

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And a dozen Cadbury Creme Eggs

40
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that I will eat myself.

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And did you drop
Flavor Flav off at daycare?

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Not yet. He's in my car.

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But don't worry, girl, he's safe.
I put him in my trunk.

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- Issa!
- I'm kidding!

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He's not going in my car.
I hate that nigga.

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I hate you so much.

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Well, thank you for
running all my errands.

48
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You shoulda quit We Got Y'All
a long time ago.

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You make a much better assistant
than my assistant.

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I'm right here.

51
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You're good, Karen.

52
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I'm just giving my friend
some much needed validation.

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I'm right here.

54
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Girl, you know I don't mean that.

55
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I don't know what you meant,
but it's fine,

56
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'cause I'm glad I have this time off

57
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so I can help my beautiful,
chocolate friend.

58
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- And get me to Beyonce faster.
- No, you right.

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Honestly, I just
really need this trip, girl.

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Yeah. We have been some busy bitches.

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Yeah, and you know this is
pregnant-ass Tiffany's last hurrah.

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We don't need her as a mother.

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The thought of it.

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I finally learned
the choreography to Formation.

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- Can I move this chair?
- Issa, no!

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You gotta go!

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I have to work
if we're gonna leave on time.

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That's the Tootsie Roll.

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That... Lock the door.

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Sorry, Karen. You are better.

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_

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_

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So, in order to launch our best defense,

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we need to determine if our client was
actively abusing alcohol

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or if she was already
in the treatment program,

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and also if she knew about
her employer's drug policy.

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- That's a great point.
- Under the ADA,

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our client will be entitled
to retain her employment

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and take leave for rehabilitation.

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This is good work, guys.

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- Appreciate that.
- Thank you.

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And you're citing
the 2009 FMLA revisions?

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- Yes...
- Yep. I knew

84
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from the Lancaster case
that it was essential.

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Good instincts, Taurean.

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Let's get that brief in
by the end of the weekend.

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It would be great to file Monday.

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Sure. I'll move some things
around and get it done.

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Actually, I have time.

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I can do it.

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- You sure?
- Yeah.

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Not a problem.

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- Great. Thanks, Molly.
- All right.

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_

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Where you goin'?

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Hey, Trina.

97
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What can I do for you?

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I got bed bugs.

99
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And they're crawlin' everywhere.

100
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There are no bugs. You're hallucinating.

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Matter of fact, I'm not here either.

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I'm a ghost.

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I don't fuck with ghosts.

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- Boo!
- Shit!

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If I could see Percy one last time.

106
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Did somebody say "repast"?

107
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I know these niggas just did this reboot
'cause they're broke,

108
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but I'm here for it.

109
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For real, Lil' Chris?

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<i>What did I tell you
about coming in my house</i>

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- <i>through Percy's casket?</i>
- <i>Booyah.</i>

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<i>Don't make me come over there...</i>

113
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<i>Get...</i>

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- Hey! Here I come!
- Coachella ho!

115
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- Bring your Bigfoot ass down!
- Beyonce or bust!

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Wait. Why y'all pick me up before Molly?

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Molly was afraid to tell you, but...

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No!

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- Hey!
<i>- Wow!</i>

120
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- <i>Bitches is real sneaky.</i>
- Stop. Don't do it.

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I can't go. I gotta get this brief done.

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<i>Issa, I told you,
let Molly make the decision</i>

123
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<i>that's important for her.</i>

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<i>When is it due, girl?
'Cause I could help!</i>

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<i>I know hella words!</i>

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<i>"Tort," "bailiff,"</i>

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<i>"Do you swear to tell the whole truth,
nothing but the truth?"</i>

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- <i>"Court"...</i>
- Stop. No.

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I don't want this hanging
over my head all weekend.

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I'll make sure you get quiet time.

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We could even leave early
together, if you want to.

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Without these bitches,

133
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because they so whack.

134
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They're so whack!

135
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I washed your car!

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- Fine. I'll work it out.
- <i>Yeah!</i>

137
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<i>You're my best friend,
I am so convincing</i>

138
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<i>I should be a lawyer</i>

139
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<i>We should start a...</i>

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She hung up, but she gon' work it out!

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Yeah!

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Press it!

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- Yea-yea-yeah.
- Yes!

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Ooh, they got a bidet in here, y'all.

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- Guess we French now.
- Mais oui, bitch!

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Airbnb all zay.

147
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Maybe you should Airbnb your new spot

148
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so you can make some extra cash.

149
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Then where would I live?

150
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That literally makes no sense.

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You know who makes no sense?
Or dollars?

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You.

153
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I have money. I'm doin' great.

154
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OK? I budgeted for this.

155
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So Lyft is, like, your real job now?

156
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'Cause, I mean, that's great,
if... if you love it.

157
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It's perfect for the moment.

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Y'all, I'm not tryin'
to think about this.

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I'm focused on having
a fun weekend with my girls,

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and that's y'all, so turn up!

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You ain't got to worry about me,
'cause I came to par-tay.

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I can still drop it low.

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You just gotta help me up, though.

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- _
- Yes! Molly's on her way.

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ETA two hours.

166
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That's just in time for SZA.

167
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Ooh, that's just enough time
to squeeze in a little nap.

168
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This baby is tired.

169
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Tiffany, no! Do not lie down!

170
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You gon' pass out!

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You should stay up and pre-game.

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She can't pre-game, Issa.

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She can't do it. She pregnant.

174
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Well, we can still pre-game.

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Kelli, make some drinks.

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Tiffany, don't lie down.

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When Molly gets here,
I'll wake up so fast.

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She won't make up, Issa.

179
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She won't do it.

180
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She pregnant.

181
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Kelli, what's wrong with you?

182
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What?

183
00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:06,086
OK, don't be mad,

184
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I thought we were goin' straight
to Coachella when we got here,

185
00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:11,591
so I took a edible.

186
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The fuck, Kelli? You couldn't wait?

187
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It's not my fault.

188
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I timed it out perfectly.

189
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Blame Molly.

190
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Y'all got 15 minutes, OK?
I'm getting dressed.

191
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Who's laughing?

192
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Shut up.

193
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It's you.

194
00:10:02,744 --> 00:10:05,245
Hey! That's how you do that shit!

195
00:10:05,347 --> 00:10:07,347
Shonda who? Oprah what?

196
00:10:07,449 --> 00:10:10,250
Beyonce ain't the only Miss Carter.

197
00:10:16,592 --> 00:10:19,626
I got too much sleep last night!

198
00:10:19,728 --> 00:10:22,696
Get the fuck up!

199
00:10:23,799 --> 00:10:27,067
Beyonce or bust, bitches!

200
00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:30,070
- Beyonce or bust!
- My God!

201
00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:33,039
Beyonce or bust! Get the fuck up!

202
00:10:33,142 --> 00:10:36,176
Bitch, I got three hours of sleep last
night. What's wrong with you?!

203
00:10:36,278 --> 00:10:37,811
I'm gonna fry your face
you bang them pans one more time!

204
00:10:37,913 --> 00:10:39,312
Sorry, pans.

205
00:10:41,216 --> 00:10:43,783
Y'all, we did not come here
to sleep all weekend.

206
00:10:43,886 --> 00:10:45,552
We came here to have a good fuckin' time

207
00:10:45,654 --> 00:10:47,821
- and celebrate Tiffany.
- And the baby.

208
00:10:47,923 --> 00:10:50,157
No, not the fucking baby,
Tiffany. Just you.

209
00:10:50,259 --> 00:10:52,159
This the last weekend
before you get boring.

210
00:10:52,261 --> 00:10:54,694
OK, I'm not ever gonna get boring.

211
00:10:54,796 --> 00:10:57,364
I'm just gonna get more... responsible.

212
00:10:57,466 --> 00:10:58,632
Responsi-boring.

213
00:10:58,734 --> 00:11:00,800
I woke up very early this morning,

214
00:11:00,903 --> 00:11:02,769
and I made an amazing
Coachella schedule.

215
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:05,805
Whoa! Yaass! I got a thumbs-up
from the partner!

216
00:11:05,908 --> 00:11:09,843
A bitch is officially
free to turn up! See?

217
00:11:09,945 --> 00:11:11,811
When you work hard, you play hard.

218
00:11:11,914 --> 00:11:14,781
That's that 80/40 ratio right there.

219
00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,583
There's overlap. I know that.

220
00:11:16,685 --> 00:11:19,753
OK, y'all, we gon' eat, we gon' drink,

221
00:11:19,855 --> 00:11:21,755
- see Amine...
- All right!

222
00:11:21,857 --> 00:11:22,889
- ...eat some more,
- What?!

223
00:11:22,991 --> 00:11:24,591
- ...see Tyler...
- Ooh!

224
00:11:24,693 --> 00:11:26,426
- ...drink some more...
- Yeah!

225
00:11:26,528 --> 00:11:28,495
- ...Chloe/Halle...
- OK!

226
00:11:28,597 --> 00:11:30,830
...then we gon' turn the fuck up!

227
00:11:30,933 --> 00:11:33,366
Whoa!

228
00:11:33,468 --> 00:11:35,735
Come on, now.
You know I'm not gonna drink this.

229
00:11:35,837 --> 00:11:38,538
Girl, it's rose. My mom had a glass
of wine every day, and I'm fine.

230
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:39,706
Beyonce or bust!

231
00:11:39,808 --> 00:11:42,576
Beyonce or bust!

232
00:11:43,779 --> 00:11:45,345
Y'all hoes go get dressed.

233
00:11:45,447 --> 00:11:47,214
Go, hoes!

234
00:11:47,316 --> 00:11:48,415
Git!

235
00:11:54,705 --> 00:11:57,212
_

236
00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:00,427
Quick change to the schedule!

237
00:12:11,473 --> 00:12:13,907
Damn, this is lit.

238
00:12:14,009 --> 00:12:16,209
Is that a pool? I wanna get wet.

239
00:12:16,311 --> 00:12:18,511
- Kelli, no.
- Not even a toe? OK.

240
00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:20,247
We should do a walk-around.

241
00:12:20,349 --> 00:12:21,848
Walk-around?

242
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,351
Another naked nigga.

243
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:27,787
Don't forget, we have to leave at 4:00
to get a good spot for Beyonce.

244
00:12:27,889 --> 00:12:29,389
- You're right, girl.
- Keepin' us on point.

245
00:12:29,491 --> 00:12:30,790
She better do Bugaboo.

246
00:12:30,892 --> 00:12:31,925
Issa!

247
00:12:33,495 --> 00:12:35,695
Now it makes sense.

248
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,864
Your ass back on some surprise

249
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,467
"come to this party and meet
my almost-man" type shit.

250
00:12:40,569 --> 00:12:42,535
I didn't do it on purpose.

251
00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:45,772
I hadn't seen him, and I needed this.

252
00:12:45,874 --> 00:12:48,174
And he got friends.

253
00:12:49,945 --> 00:12:51,344
Good to see you again.

254
00:12:51,446 --> 00:12:53,246
You guys, this is Nathan.

255
00:12:53,348 --> 00:12:54,914
- Nice to meet you.
- Who are they?

256
00:12:55,017 --> 00:12:58,218
That's my boy Andrew that
I'm stayin' with in Burbank,

257
00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,386
and that's Julian.

258
00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:02,222
You lucky they're not ugly.

259
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,291
Hey, I'm Molly.

260
00:13:04,393 --> 00:13:06,760
Then I'm... Percocet?

261
00:13:06,862 --> 00:13:08,428
What are we doin'?

262
00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:10,897
That's her name. She's Molly.

263
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,466
And I'm drunk. Enchanté.

264
00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:21,708
- I'll see you soon.
- OK.

265
00:13:22,911 --> 00:13:24,644
Thanks for inviting me.

266
00:13:24,746 --> 00:13:27,414
Thank you for getting me
out to the desert.

267
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:28,882
You're welcome.

268
00:13:28,984 --> 00:13:30,550
You know, I hadn't heard from you,

269
00:13:30,652 --> 00:13:33,186
so I didn't know you were coming.

270
00:13:34,589 --> 00:13:35,989
So y'all want some real Molly?

271
00:13:36,091 --> 00:13:37,424
- I mean...
- Duh.

272
00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:38,558
You down?

273
00:13:39,895 --> 00:13:40,960
I'm pregnant.

274
00:13:41,063 --> 00:13:42,696
I got edibles. I read somewhere

275
00:13:42,798 --> 00:13:44,230
pregnant women can have 'em.

276
00:13:46,401 --> 00:13:48,568
- I don't know you.
- Well, I'm not pregnant.

277
00:13:51,139 --> 00:13:52,739
All right. Yeah.

278
00:13:52,841 --> 00:13:55,475
We gon' take some pills,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

279
00:13:55,577 --> 00:13:56,776
I mean,

280
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:58,311
I guess it's happenin'.

281
00:13:58,413 --> 00:13:59,413
Go on and take it.

282
00:14:01,616 --> 00:14:02,616
I will if you will.

283
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:09,989
Yeah-hey! I'm proud of you.

284
00:14:10,092 --> 00:14:12,625
- Cheers to the freaky weekend.
- Cheers!

285
00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:15,428
Yaaas. I'm gonna fuck him,

286
00:14:15,530 --> 00:14:16,796
I'm gonna fuck him, I'm gonna fuck her.

287
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,665
- You crazy.
- No!

288
00:14:18,767 --> 00:14:21,468
Janelle Monae made it OK. Hey, girl.

289
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:22,769
OK.

290
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,872
Who I'm gon' fuck?

291
00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:40,820
Yo, people are actually swimming.

292
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:44,691
In Texas you throw a pool party,
people come in jeans.

293
00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:48,094
So I coulda kept my jeans on
when we were in the pool.

294
00:14:48,196 --> 00:14:49,929
You could have.

295
00:14:50,031 --> 00:14:51,865
I'm glad you didn't.

296
00:15:02,811 --> 00:15:04,644
What is wrong with me?

297
00:15:04,746 --> 00:15:07,080
I feel good.

298
00:15:07,182 --> 00:15:10,316
You ain't ever done Molly before?

299
00:15:23,865 --> 00:15:26,733
My God.

300
00:15:26,835 --> 00:15:30,136
Your touch is so...

301
00:15:30,238 --> 00:15:32,806
touchy.

302
00:15:38,847 --> 00:15:40,079
How's that feel?

303
00:16:04,739 --> 00:16:05,872
No, wait.

304
00:16:05,974 --> 00:16:09,542
I'm Molly, and I'm on Molly.

305
00:16:09,644 --> 00:16:11,411
So that means I'm Molly squared.

306
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,614
Wait, say it so I can hear it out loud.

307
00:16:14,716 --> 00:16:17,717
Molly squared.

308
00:16:17,819 --> 00:16:19,652
I'm single...

309
00:16:19,754 --> 00:16:22,655
and I've been alone for a while.

310
00:16:22,757 --> 00:16:26,092
I haven't had sex since I slept with
my married friend.

311
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:28,561
Word?

312
00:16:28,663 --> 00:16:31,130
Hey, you met my boy Andrew?

313
00:16:31,233 --> 00:16:34,000
- Hey.
- You the Asian one.

314
00:16:34,102 --> 00:16:38,838
I was just tellin'
the black one that I been through a lot.

315
00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:41,674
What's a lot?

316
00:16:41,776 --> 00:16:43,042
Like, life.

317
00:17:02,531 --> 00:17:05,832
Holy shit, this is beautiful!

318
00:17:05,934 --> 00:17:08,034
Look at everybody
with their beads and their fringes on!

319
00:17:08,136 --> 00:17:10,737
Giddyup, white girl!

320
00:17:10,839 --> 00:17:13,706
According to the app,
there's really spotty cell service.

321
00:17:13,808 --> 00:17:15,174
Is anybody gettin' cell service?

322
00:17:15,277 --> 00:17:17,577
No bars.

323
00:17:17,679 --> 00:17:19,979
And there's water stations
at all four corners of the grounds.

324
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:22,749
- Where's the water at?
- Girl, I just said.

325
00:17:24,152 --> 00:17:25,685
You know what?

326
00:17:25,787 --> 00:17:27,086
Let's all just stick together

327
00:17:27,188 --> 00:17:29,255
and find a good spot
at the front of the stage.

328
00:18:10,665 --> 00:18:14,067
Is this Couples-chella?
'Cause I left Derek at home.

329
00:18:14,169 --> 00:18:17,737
Um... I'm thirsty.
Is anybody else thirsty?

330
00:18:17,839 --> 00:18:18,938
Should we get water?

331
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,573
We have to go in shifts.

332
00:18:20,675 --> 00:18:22,809
We can't lose this spot!

333
00:18:24,379 --> 00:18:26,179
Why don't you and I go?

334
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:34,621
I'm hungry.

335
00:18:34,723 --> 00:18:38,124
- Bitch, where you goin'?
- Save our spot.

336
00:18:38,226 --> 00:18:39,258
Come on, lil' nigga.

337
00:18:41,129 --> 00:18:44,530
OK. OK, wait. Move.

338
00:18:44,633 --> 00:18:46,566
Move.

339
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,134
Move.

340
00:18:48,236 --> 00:18:51,604
I must save this spot for my girls

341
00:18:51,706 --> 00:18:53,973
like my life depends on it.

342
00:18:54,075 --> 00:18:56,142
I will not move.

343
00:18:56,244 --> 00:18:58,611
No, no, no... Whoa, stand up, stand up.

344
00:18:58,713 --> 00:19:00,146
You can't sit while you're on Molly

345
00:19:00,248 --> 00:19:01,881
or you'll pass the fuck out.

346
00:19:01,983 --> 00:19:03,816
But I'm so tired!

347
00:19:03,918 --> 00:19:07,120
Just lean on me.
I... I'll hold you up.

348
00:19:07,222 --> 00:19:08,721
Whoa.

349
00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:16,329
Yo, I ain't never seen
so many barefoot people...

350
00:19:16,431 --> 00:19:18,898
Why you didn't ever hit me up?

351
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,067
W-Whoa.

352
00:19:21,169 --> 00:19:22,735
Well, why you ain't hit me up?

353
00:19:22,837 --> 00:19:25,605
I ain't never get no text messages.

354
00:19:27,809 --> 00:19:30,710
I felt like I came on too strong
last time.

355
00:19:32,914 --> 00:19:35,348
I do that sometimes.
I didn't want you to think

356
00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:37,917
I was, you know, pressed.

357
00:19:38,019 --> 00:19:39,986
What if I like pressed?

358
00:19:40,088 --> 00:19:41,888
Pressed is the best,

359
00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:43,723
I ain't never stressed,

360
00:19:43,825 --> 00:19:44,957
push it to the t...

361
00:19:47,829 --> 00:19:49,862
My God, did I say that out loud?

362
00:19:49,964 --> 00:19:51,898
Your smile like Crest,

363
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,666
let me just finesse,

364
00:19:53,768 --> 00:19:54,934
that's all I got!

365
00:19:55,036 --> 00:19:57,737
My God, we're amazing!

366
00:19:57,839 --> 00:20:01,107
Yo, we should start a group
and perform at Coachella.

367
00:20:01,209 --> 00:20:03,376
I play the triangle!

368
00:20:03,478 --> 00:20:06,779
Yo, it would be so cool
if Inglewood had something like this.

369
00:20:06,881 --> 00:20:08,715
Can you imagine?

370
00:20:08,817 --> 00:20:11,684
It would be so dope
to just hose down a couple streets,

371
00:20:11,786 --> 00:20:13,286
make it a local thing...

372
00:20:13,388 --> 00:20:15,288
Yeah? What would you call it?

373
00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:17,256
Ingle-chella.

374
00:20:17,358 --> 00:20:18,991
No. That's terrible.

375
00:20:21,029 --> 00:20:22,695
Cocoa-chella.

376
00:20:22,797 --> 00:20:25,765
Yeah, because of
all the chocolaty people!

377
00:20:27,168 --> 00:20:28,901
- That's dope.
- That's...

378
00:20:29,003 --> 00:20:32,705
Ooh! I love Ferris wheels!

379
00:20:32,807 --> 00:20:34,173
Yes!

380
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:35,742
Y'all have fun. Watch your step.

381
00:20:35,844 --> 00:20:37,310
- We will!
- Thank you.

382
00:20:40,315 --> 00:20:42,014
Are you ready, though?

383
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:43,950
If you are.

384
00:20:47,822 --> 00:20:51,858
Yeah. I'm... scared.

385
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,159
Don't be!

386
00:20:53,261 --> 00:20:56,028
It's not that high. But we are.

387
00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:00,233
Also it goes pretty slow, so you good.

388
00:21:00,335 --> 00:21:02,802
You be knowin' shit.

389
00:21:02,904 --> 00:21:05,004
You're amazing.

390
00:21:05,106 --> 00:21:08,007
Pfft! I am not.

391
00:21:08,109 --> 00:21:09,408
Trust me.

392
00:21:09,511 --> 00:21:11,043
Why you say it like that?

393
00:21:13,381 --> 00:21:15,481
I quit my job.

394
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:18,050
And I keep frontin' to everybody

395
00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:20,887
like I'm not scared
about what's next for me,

396
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,189
but I am terrified.

397
00:21:26,261 --> 00:21:29,862
Well, I mean, you still gonna do
something with music?

398
00:21:35,570 --> 00:21:36,669
Hey.

399
00:21:38,139 --> 00:21:41,040
I think quittin' your job
was real brave.

400
00:21:43,077 --> 00:21:45,311
You gonna come out of this
in a better place.

401
00:21:45,413 --> 00:21:47,380
I know it.

402
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:51,818
Shit.

403
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:53,486
- What?!
- Shit fuck.

404
00:21:53,588 --> 00:21:55,988
Shit fuck da-da-da. No-no-no.

405
00:21:56,090 --> 00:21:57,323
What just happened?

406
00:21:57,425 --> 00:21:59,826
Why you laughin'?

407
00:21:59,928 --> 00:22:02,228
- You're so scared.
- It's all good.

408
00:22:02,330 --> 00:22:04,730
Just gonna get a backup battery.

409
00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:06,065
I'm not high.

410
00:22:07,902 --> 00:22:10,236
Well, you know, at least...

411
00:22:10,338 --> 00:22:12,405
at least it's a good view.

412
00:22:34,996 --> 00:22:38,297
I want you so bad right now.

413
00:22:42,937 --> 00:22:45,004
Show me.

414
00:23:16,004 --> 00:23:18,104
Who took my other waffle?!

415
00:23:18,206 --> 00:23:19,572
You ate it before we left the tent.

416
00:23:19,674 --> 00:23:20,973
My bad.

417
00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:26,045
White folks just don't give a fuck!

418
00:23:26,147 --> 00:23:28,447
Wait. Where's my jacket?

419
00:23:28,549 --> 00:23:31,183
How y'all gonna just take our spot?

420
00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:34,053
- There's no savin' spots.
- Yeah, it's a field.

421
00:23:34,155 --> 00:23:35,588
And I'll bet that's where
you'd like to keep us,

422
00:23:35,690 --> 00:23:37,256
you whole milk-drinking bitch!

423
00:23:37,358 --> 00:23:40,393
My God! Calm down.

424
00:23:40,495 --> 00:23:42,495
All these first-timers.

425
00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:46,432
This about to be the first time
you get chopped in the throat!

426
00:23:46,534 --> 00:23:48,034
Shit!

427
00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:49,936
No! No! No, Kelli, no!

428
00:23:50,038 --> 00:23:51,938
Shit!

429
00:23:57,412 --> 00:23:59,412
No! Not today!

430
00:24:02,083 --> 00:24:05,318
My God! Stop! Stop!

431
00:24:05,420 --> 00:24:08,487
I'm reclaiming my time and my space!

432
00:24:08,589 --> 00:24:11,891
I came with my friends
to listen to white music!

433
00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:15,094
I'll bet you voted for Jill Stein!

434
00:24:15,196 --> 00:24:17,530
You are an idiot!

435
00:24:17,632 --> 00:24:20,433
We're gonna miss Beyonce!

436
00:24:20,535 --> 00:24:23,269
No! Guys! Hey!

437
00:24:23,371 --> 00:24:25,137
You better not touch her, she a lawyer!

438
00:24:25,239 --> 00:24:26,272
She a lawyer!

439
00:24:30,979 --> 00:24:33,045
Shit.

440
00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:36,549
Great timing.

441
00:24:38,319 --> 00:24:40,119
Does this count as the Mile High Club?

442
00:24:40,221 --> 00:24:42,221
It better.

443
00:24:46,060 --> 00:24:48,227
Shit, I got service up here!

444
00:24:48,329 --> 00:24:50,096
Hello?

445
00:24:51,733 --> 00:24:54,667
Tiffany, slow down. I can't hear you.

446
00:24:54,769 --> 00:24:56,135
Where?

447
00:24:57,305 --> 00:24:58,437
What?

448
00:24:58,539 --> 00:25:00,439
OK, I'll be right there.

449
00:25:02,610 --> 00:25:05,711
This is so embarrassing!
Is everybody looking at us?

450
00:25:05,813 --> 00:25:08,347
Why do the whites get to stay?

451
00:25:08,449 --> 00:25:12,385
I know why. 'Cause they're white, white,
white, white, whiter, white!

452
00:25:12,487 --> 00:25:13,986
Hey, Kelli, we should probably just go.

453
00:25:17,291 --> 00:25:19,625
That's Beyonce!

454
00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:21,193
We came to see that bitch!

455
00:25:21,295 --> 00:25:22,361
Fuck it.

456
00:25:22,463 --> 00:25:23,596
We said Beyonce or b...

457
00:25:27,268 --> 00:25:29,702
Shit!

458
00:25:29,804 --> 00:25:31,470
Fuck! Shit!

459
00:25:31,572 --> 00:25:33,973
My God, Kelli, my God!

460
00:25:34,075 --> 00:25:36,108
Kelli, are you OK?

461
00:25:36,210 --> 00:25:38,244
My God, Kelli!

462
00:25:38,346 --> 00:25:39,412
My God!

463
00:25:39,514 --> 00:25:40,579
I pissed myself.

464
00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:42,415
Don't look at me.

465
00:25:42,517 --> 00:25:44,283
Remember me different.

466
00:25:49,390 --> 00:25:50,523
Shit.

467
00:25:50,625 --> 00:25:52,992
We got cell service out here.

468
00:25:53,094 --> 00:25:55,261
- Damn it!
- What happened now?

469
00:25:55,363 --> 00:25:57,430
I got all these last-minute notes!

470
00:25:57,532 --> 00:26:00,699
Now Taurean's ass
gonna save the day and steal my shine.

471
00:26:00,802 --> 00:26:04,370
Does anybody got a laptop?!

472
00:26:06,841 --> 00:26:10,242
We need to get back to the house
right the fuck now.

473
00:26:10,344 --> 00:26:13,179
You guys, I took a bite
of the weed brownie.

474
00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:14,513
Don't judge me!

475
00:26:17,351 --> 00:26:19,452
I just feel so bad 'cause I was the one

476
00:26:19,554 --> 00:26:21,187
who changed the schedule,

477
00:26:21,289 --> 00:26:22,688
I was the one who abandoned them.

478
00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:24,557
Don't stress. They'll be OK.

479
00:26:24,659 --> 00:26:27,626
Hey, let's just go inside, all right?

480
00:26:27,728 --> 00:26:32,565
I probably need to go inside myself,
'cause I fucked everything up.

481
00:26:32,667 --> 00:26:36,001
OK. I had a great time, though.

482
00:26:36,104 --> 00:26:37,369
Me too.

483
00:26:41,275 --> 00:26:42,508
I'll hit you tomorrow.

484
00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:50,282
My God,

485
00:26:50,384 --> 00:26:52,318
are y'all OK? Are y'all mad at me?

486
00:26:52,420 --> 00:26:55,421
How am I OK?
I missed Beyonce, I pissed myself...

487
00:26:55,523 --> 00:26:58,057
- I got tackled today, Issa.
- So you are mad at me.

488
00:26:58,159 --> 00:26:59,459
I just gotta send in this brief.

489
00:26:59,484 --> 00:27:01,327
Gotta send an edit and
then I send an email.

490
00:27:01,429 --> 00:27:03,362
- Girl, you are typing so hard.
- This is business, Issa.

491
00:27:03,464 --> 00:27:05,498
- This is my life.
- You're on drugs! Stop typing!

492
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,567
- I gotta send in this brief!
- Aah!

493
00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:12,138
I don't know what this shit means,
but I know it's wrong.

494
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,507
I don't wanna be high no more.

495
00:27:14,609 --> 00:27:17,510
'Cause it's hot, and I don't know
what happened to my jacket.

496
00:27:17,612 --> 00:27:20,579
I'm on fire! Can someone please help me
take my hair out?

497
00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:23,816
Stop it, stop it. Kelli, where's
Tiffany? Is she mad at me?

498
00:27:23,918 --> 00:27:26,719
I don't know. She hide in the closet.

499
00:27:26,821 --> 00:27:30,589
Yes, I know he's our little weed baby!

500
00:27:31,959 --> 00:27:34,727
But I just wanna be home with you!

501
00:27:34,829 --> 00:27:38,364
Hey, Derek.

502
00:27:38,466 --> 00:27:42,434
She just had a little pinch, we got
everything under control. OK, bye.

503
00:27:42,537 --> 00:27:45,371
Why did you just hang up on my husband?!

504
00:27:45,473 --> 00:27:47,173
Because you're all mad at me
and we need to talk!

505
00:27:48,809 --> 00:27:51,143
Now you wanna talk? Now you wanna talk?!

506
00:27:51,245 --> 00:27:53,179
When you left me alone
to battle the whites in the field,

507
00:27:53,281 --> 00:27:55,414
what happened to "Beyonce or bust"?

508
00:27:55,516 --> 00:27:59,251
Beyonce is a better mother than me!

509
00:27:59,353 --> 00:28:03,889
This closet is so well organized.

510
00:28:03,991 --> 00:28:06,725
Tiffany, come out the closet.
Molly, stop breathing so hard.

511
00:28:06,827 --> 00:28:08,661
Kelli, stop glaring at me
like you want me to die.

512
00:28:08,763 --> 00:28:12,231
It's residual Tase rage, bitch!
It's an after-effect.

513
00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:14,900
You mean side effect.

514
00:28:15,002 --> 00:28:16,702
Now who's a scientist?

515
00:28:16,804 --> 00:28:18,504
Bitch, shut up!

516
00:28:18,606 --> 00:28:20,573
Yo, who took my jacket?

517
00:28:20,675 --> 00:28:22,708
Who the fuck took my jacket?

518
00:28:22,810 --> 00:28:26,245
Y'all, the drugs and the heat
are fuckin' us up.

519
00:28:26,347 --> 00:28:28,847
We're all mad at me,
and we just need to go to bed, OK?

520
00:28:39,227 --> 00:28:40,793
I need water.

521
00:28:40,895 --> 00:28:43,429
Do we have water?

522
00:28:43,531 --> 00:28:45,664
Check the fridge.

523
00:28:54,508 --> 00:28:56,208
Why am I in a zebra?

524
00:28:58,546 --> 00:29:00,613
My whole fuckin' body hurts.

525
00:29:08,756 --> 00:29:10,889
What the fuck happened to your hair?

526
00:29:10,992 --> 00:29:13,192
Nigga, a track is missin'.

527
00:29:13,294 --> 00:29:16,195
I tried to take it out,
it got caught up on my ring.

528
00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:18,530
God.

529
00:29:18,633 --> 00:29:20,599
Is everybody OK, though?

530
00:29:20,701 --> 00:29:22,835
We were all high as fuck.

531
00:29:22,937 --> 00:29:24,837
I was so high.

532
00:29:24,939 --> 00:29:26,338
I thought I got Tased.

533
00:29:30,811 --> 00:29:32,478
Shit.

534
00:29:35,383 --> 00:29:36,615
Tiff, did you find water?

535
00:29:36,717 --> 00:29:39,685
No. All we have is vodka.

536
00:29:39,787 --> 00:29:43,489
Well, I can go to the store.
You wanna come?

537
00:29:45,926 --> 00:29:48,360
- Yeah.
- Let's go.

538
00:29:54,935 --> 00:29:56,702
Why I smell like piss?

539
00:30:11,385 --> 00:30:14,253
So, I'ma just run inside real quick.

540
00:30:14,355 --> 00:30:15,888
You wanna stay in the car?

541
00:30:15,990 --> 00:30:17,055
Yeah.

542
00:30:18,659 --> 00:30:21,427
You feelin' better?

543
00:30:21,529 --> 00:30:23,195
What's wrong?

544
00:30:25,032 --> 00:30:27,433
I don't know.

545
00:30:27,535 --> 00:30:30,269
I don't want to be dramatic.

546
00:30:30,371 --> 00:30:34,807
But it's like last night
and ever since I got pregnant,

547
00:30:34,909 --> 00:30:37,609
I just feel so left out.

548
00:30:40,614 --> 00:30:44,350
It's like I really pushed myself
to party with y'all.

549
00:30:44,452 --> 00:30:48,287
Girl, we just wanted
one last hurrah before the baby came.

550
00:30:49,957 --> 00:30:54,893
It's just... everything's different now.

551
00:30:55,889 --> 00:30:57,254
Like, we're different now.

552
00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:01,526
We don't have to be.

553
00:31:03,663 --> 00:31:06,363
Shit changes all the time. It's...

554
00:31:08,401 --> 00:31:10,034
And we'll always be friends.

555
00:31:14,173 --> 00:31:16,140
Yeah, I hope so.

556
00:31:45,756 --> 00:31:47,607
_

557
00:31:57,582 --> 00:31:59,649
Excuse me.

558
00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:02,986
Do you guys have any alkaline water?
I didn't see any...

559
00:32:02,988 --> 00:32:06,656
Iss mothefuckin'-sa!

560
00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:09,893
Chad. You're here.

561
00:32:09,895 --> 00:32:10,994
Hey! You see this?

562
00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:18,001
Hey.

563
00:32:18,003 --> 00:32:20,403
Issa.

564
00:32:21,739 --> 00:32:23,506
Lawrence. Hey.

565
00:32:23,531 --> 00:32:28,531
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