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Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, babe. How was work?
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It was fine.
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What's wrong? Something happen?
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I'm just... I'm searching for
these words to say to you right now.
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Oh, just say it.
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I slept with my ex.
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I didn't mean to do it
and it just happened.
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And I didn't do it on purpose.
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Bitch, I don't want
your sloppy second ass!
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I ain't Russell Wilson
in this motherfucker!
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Hey, babe. How was work?
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It was splendid.
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Splendid? We're using splendid now?
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Hey.
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- What's wrong?
- Why do you think something's wrong?
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I don't know. You just seem off.
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Oh, it was just... it
was a long day at work.
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Well, maybe I can make it better.
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Wait, what?
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Where's the "Broken Pussy" video?
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I called a guy I used to work
with and he got it taken down.
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- Like, everywhere?
- Yep.
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If you Google your name,
the only thing that comes up
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is your Facebook page and
a singer named Issa Sekibo.
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He sounds like a
Nigerian Ruben Studdard.
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What... hey, why are you crying?
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- Because of what you did.
- Babe, it was nothing.
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No, you took care of it.
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And you're always taking care of me.
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You're like my black Spider-Man.
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Hey. Hey, come here. Come here.
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- Now I got snot all on you.
- Hey, it's okay!
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I just love you so much.
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I love you, too.
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No, but, like, I really love you.
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And I appreciate you
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and I never wanna forget that.
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You know, I like getting all this love.
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What are you gonna do when I tell you
I picked up your dry cleaning today?
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No, you weren't supposed to cry.
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Babe, my teeth feel clean as fuck.
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These new floss things,
they really get in there.
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- Look.
- They look good, babe.
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- Come here.
- Oh.
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- What?
- Uh, nothing.
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I got the chills real quick.
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Oh. Come here. Let me warm you up.
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- Okay.
- Come on.
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Mm-hmm.
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What? You still cold?
You need blankets? What?
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Um, no. I think the video has
just been stressing me out.
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Can we just... can we just lay here?
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Yeah.
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Sure.
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You sure? You're not mad?
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Nah, I'm cool.
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- Thanks, babe.
- Mm-hmm.
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What the fuck?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Uh, thanks for letting
me stay here last night.
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You didn't really leave
me much of a choice.
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Is that Cookie Crisp?
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Dang, I haven't had that
since, like, elementary.
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So, what was last night about?
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You show up faded at
my place out of nowhere.
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Yeah, I was just going through
something with this dude
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and I guess my drunk
brain just led me here.
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Okay.
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What?
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You know,
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it's fine if you and I didn't work out.
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But it just feels like you're playing
games, and I'm not really about that.
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You're right.
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You know, I was doing the most,
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but, you know, I really did like you.
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All right, I fucked up and you didn't
deserve any of that, and I'm sorry.
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You know what? I suck.
I'm... I'm just gonna go.
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Yeah, this is... I'm not...
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Don't smile.
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You ain't getting no milk.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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Your hair looks great
like that, by the way.
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So, what are you doing today?
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Uh, just... I have errands.
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You need a ride?
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You still got errands?
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- No! I...
- You still got errands?
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I ain't got no errands!
I ain't got no errands!
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Is that pork bacon?
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What's the occasion?
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Can't I just wake up and wanna
cook breakfast for my bae?
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Yeah, you can, but it just feels so new.
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I just wanted to thank
you, you know, officially.
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You're not even ready
for this shit, okay?
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- So, we got real bacon...
- Mm-hmm.
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... blueberry waffles,
eggs lightly scrambled,
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plus strawberries and pineapples.
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What?!
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Damn, Iss!
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And I was thinking we
should go out later.
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You know, it's been a minute
since we had a date night.
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Yeah, you know I'm down.
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- Okay.
- Look at you.
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Cooking breakfast, making dinner plans.
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Yo, I got me a real one.
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All right, hand me some fruit.
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And, Frieda, where are we
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on the silent auction
items for the fundraiser?
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It's going great. The
Rams are donating tickets.
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- Dulan's is donating a private dinner,
- _
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but we are still waiting on a
jersey signed by Kobe Bryant.
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- I saw him at Katsuya once.
- Oh. Hmm.
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And have we secured
a location in Malibu?
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Oh, we have several
options that I can show you,
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but most places are saying
that we can't bring kids
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because they're worried about damage.
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But a lot of them are saying
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that they'll provide chairs and
tables at no additional cost.
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I thought the whole point
was to invite kids this year.
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Yeah. Why are we pressed
to do it in Malibu?
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Did you hear the part
about the tables and chairs?
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I did, but can't we
do it somewhere near,
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like Inglewood or Baldwin Hills?
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I mean, Malibu's nice, it's just
We Got Y'all is in this community.
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It would just be great to show the kids
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that there's beauty
in their own backyard.
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- I think that's a great idea.
- Me, too!
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Not that you asked. I'm just adding.
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Okay.
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- Moving on.
- _
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Okay, "Add basil, cook for one minute."
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Can do, bitch.
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Yeah!
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Yo, you know what?
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Chrissy Teigan has a dope-ass cookbook.
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Are you in the kitchen?
Please get the fuck out.
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No, I will not.
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I'm cooking for somebody.
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Who, that lawyer nigga?
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Okay, is this a shade-free zone?
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- Never.
- Okay, you remember Jared?
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Are... you are the worst!
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- Girl, I know, right?
- So, what happened with The League?
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Girl, I'm over them niggas.
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Like, they look good on paper,
but they on some bullshit.
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- So, you're with Jared now?
- Girl, I know, right?
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Life is a funny thing.
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I can't get into it while
I'm sautéing and basting,
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but the point is we
talked, he checked me.
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I mean, we had a real
honest conversation.
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I just like that we can
just share and be real.
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Tsk, you fucked that nigga.
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Yes. Yes, I did.
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That is not the point!
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I mean, it was different.
It just felt different.
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Well, okay, girl! Look at you.
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- Was it good?
- Bitch!
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Oh, wait, I gotta go. He's here.
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Bye.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Thank you, Chrissy!
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- Have you tried Blue Apron?
- Stay focused!
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Yo, next time, we're
getting two popcorns.
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- I barely ate any.
- I did not eat that much.
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No? None fell down your dress?
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Wow! Look at all that.
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Those were there before we came.
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Yeah.
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Hey, let's go in here for a sec.
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For what?
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I've been thinking about
getting a nose ring.
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- Stud or hoop?
- It don't matter as long as it's gold.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Uh, can I see a marquis
cut with a platinum band?
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The man knows what he wants.
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What you know about a marquis cut?
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The diamonds in this setting
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begin in a half carat
and go up to three.
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Um, this one?
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That's very nice.
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Thank you.
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Wow.
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Do you like that?
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Do you like that?
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Like that?
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What?
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Um, can we go?
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- What? Why?
- I just don't feel good.
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I, um... I think I had too
much junk at the movies.
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- Sorry.
- That's okay.
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It's okay.
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You're lying! I cannot
see you as a fat kid.
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Husky. My mom said I was husky.
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Oh, okay. Your mom sounds
like a lovely woman.
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She is. She's nice.
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Oh, my mom, oh, my gosh.
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She was always on me.
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I remember my first year in college.
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I wilded out just to piss her off.
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Really? I wanna hear more
about this wild Molly.
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Uh, no. That's okay.
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Nah. What? Did you go to juvie?
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- You were slanging that rock?
- Shut up.
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- No. I just did young, dumb shit.
- Okay.
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Like, I may or may not have
slept with a college professor.
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Wow!
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Okay. More, please.
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Oh, my... no. Ugh, okay.
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Um, all right. Also in college,
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I made out with a girl at a frat party.
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Mm, see, I'm not mad at that.
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- Of course you're not.
- Okay, what else?
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Ugh, okay.
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Um, I did coke for, like,
a hot second in law school.
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Mm-hmm.
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And I also had my tongue
pierced for, like, a month.
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But, wait, why am I
the only one sharing?
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No, where's your dirt? No, bring it.
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Okay, um... oh.
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I ran naked through a
Best Western one time.
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I was so fucking high.
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Um, please come harder, okay?
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Oh, okay. I slept with my first boss.
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And she was married.
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- Oh, shit!
- Mm-hmm.
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- The husky home-wrecker.
- Yeah.
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That's what they called me.
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Wow, okay. What else you got?
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When I was 20, I kind of had
a sexual experience like yours.
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What you mean?
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I messed around with a guy before.
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- Wait, you did what?
- I mean, it was, like, a long time ago.
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My friend and I were at
this party in New York,
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both super drunk.
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Went back to his place
and then, you know,
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it just kind of happened.
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Wh-what kind of happened?
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He went down on me.
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Oh, so you're, like, bi?
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No. No, definitely not.
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I mean, I had never done
anything like this before
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and I knew afterwards it wasn't for me.
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Oh, like... like, how
long after, though?
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Like, immediately.
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Okay, like, but immediately when?
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And, like, was this,
like, a one-time thing
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with this, like... this one guy?
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Or was it, like, a one-time
thing with other guys or...?
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- Molly, one guy, one time.
- Mm-hmm.
254
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:22,941
That's it.
255
00:15:24,511 --> 00:15:26,712
Okay.
256
00:15:26,713 --> 00:15:29,549
- I have so many questions.
- Shit, me, too!
257
00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:31,884
- Okay, how many times?
- Did he like it?
258
00:15:31,885 --> 00:15:34,220
- Okay, did he come? Did they both come?
- Kelli, that's enough.
259
00:15:34,221 --> 00:15:35,555
Shit, we're all thinking it!
260
00:15:35,556 --> 00:15:38,357
Sweetie, you can't keep dating him.
261
00:15:38,358 --> 00:15:39,690
He's gay.
262
00:15:39,715 --> 00:15:41,060
Because that totally
makes him gay, right?
263
00:15:41,061 --> 00:15:43,172
Bitch, sophomore year, you
hooked up with that chick
264
00:15:43,197 --> 00:15:44,597
who looked like Lisa Turtle.
265
00:15:44,598 --> 00:15:46,132
Okay, who didn't?
266
00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:47,934
- It's different for women.
- Okay, wait, wait, wait.
267
00:15:47,935 --> 00:15:51,470
You're telling me that once a
dude touches a dick, he's gay?
268
00:15:51,471 --> 00:15:52,528
Yes.
269
00:15:52,553 --> 00:15:54,640
So, it's, like, straight,
straight, straight,
270
00:15:54,641 --> 00:15:57,476
straight, straight,
straight, Lee Daniels?
271
00:15:57,477 --> 00:15:59,879
Yes! It's a double standard.
272
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,347
But, oh, well, that's how it is.
273
00:16:01,348 --> 00:16:03,482
Okay, bitch, so she's
supposed to stop seeing Jared
274
00:16:03,483 --> 00:16:05,051
just because he doesn't subscribe
275
00:16:05,052 --> 00:16:07,119
to the heteronormative
rejection of sexual fluidity?
276
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:10,223
One women's studies
class and this bitch talk
277
00:16:10,224 --> 00:16:12,258
like she doing the
spoken word in "Flawless."
278
00:16:12,259 --> 00:16:14,160
- I love it.
- I'm just saying
279
00:16:14,161 --> 00:16:16,429
why can't black men
explore their sexuality
280
00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:18,664
without being labeled
gay or bi or whatever?
281
00:16:18,665 --> 00:16:21,167
Because I want my man to be a man.
282
00:16:21,168 --> 00:16:22,902
That's homophobic as fuck, okay?
283
00:16:22,903 --> 00:16:25,238
And if Jared were white, you would
chalk that shit up to the game!
284
00:16:25,239 --> 00:16:27,740
Preach! Why do black
men have to fit in a box
285
00:16:27,741 --> 00:16:29,809
and be super masculine all the time?
286
00:16:29,810 --> 00:16:32,311
I mean, damn! Can't a
nigga get his dick sucked?
287
00:16:32,312 --> 00:16:34,313
Also, can we bring these drinks inside?
288
00:16:34,314 --> 00:16:35,648
No, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
289
00:16:35,649 --> 00:16:37,250
Are you telling me that if you found out
290
00:16:37,251 --> 00:16:39,352
Lawrence got his dick sucked
by some dude way back when,
291
00:16:39,353 --> 00:16:41,854
you would still be talking
all this fluidity shit?
292
00:16:41,855 --> 00:16:45,157
Okay, well, Lawrence
likes to cook, you know,
293
00:16:45,158 --> 00:16:47,727
and he is very particular
about his laundry.
294
00:16:47,728 --> 00:16:49,762
So, you know, besides
having sex with men,
295
00:16:49,763 --> 00:16:51,163
he's kind of the gayest.
296
00:16:51,164 --> 00:16:53,099
- You're so stupid.
- It's true!
297
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,500
Okay, well, Tiffany, what about you?
298
00:16:54,501 --> 00:16:56,535
Like, if you ever found
out that Derek one time...
299
00:16:56,536 --> 00:16:59,538
- He wouldn't.
- I know, but, like, what if one time...
300
00:16:59,539 --> 00:17:01,807
- He wouldn't.
- What, you can't just play along?
301
00:17:01,808 --> 00:17:04,877
No, because he would
never, so that's that.
302
00:17:04,878 --> 00:17:06,840
- You don't know that.
- Wow. Denial!
303
00:17:07,905 --> 00:17:08,909
- He played.
304
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:10,916
- What's up?
- Oh!
305
00:17:10,917 --> 00:17:14,453
Where y'all two been? What
y'all been doing together?
306
00:17:14,454 --> 00:17:16,489
- Ya-da-da-da.
- Um...
307
00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:18,691
Uh, you guys ready to
see this Jesus play?
308
00:17:18,692 --> 00:17:21,761
They ran out of programs, so
you are gonna have to share.
309
00:17:21,762 --> 00:17:23,796
And they are handing out Kleenex.
310
00:17:23,797 --> 00:17:25,831
The ushers said there will be tears.
311
00:17:25,832 --> 00:17:27,500
Okay, hey.
312
00:17:27,501 --> 00:17:29,302
Y'all better not talk shit
313
00:17:29,303 --> 00:17:30,736
about my cousin's janky-ass play.
314
00:17:30,737 --> 00:17:33,572
Okay? He a hood rat, but we family.
315
00:17:33,573 --> 00:17:35,908
All right? This shit going to Broadway.
316
00:17:35,909 --> 00:17:38,444
- I saw "The First Supper."
- Oh, did you?
317
00:17:38,445 --> 00:17:42,014
Hey. Girl, I know what
Jared said was tough,
318
00:17:42,015 --> 00:17:43,449
but it happened one time.
319
00:17:43,450 --> 00:17:45,618
And he's a good person.
320
00:17:45,619 --> 00:17:49,654
So, if you like him, don't
let that shit ruin it.
321
00:17:51,091 --> 00:17:53,025
I'm gonna try.
322
00:17:53,026 --> 00:17:56,027
- I'm gonna try.
- All right.
323
00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:09,675
That's him. That's my cousin.
324
00:18:09,676 --> 00:18:11,610
- Where?
- I didn't mean to snitch.
325
00:18:11,611 --> 00:18:14,246
I was just trying to teach him a lesson.
326
00:18:14,247 --> 00:18:15,372
Shit!
327
00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:18,017
"Hamilton" this is not.
328
00:18:18,018 --> 00:18:20,553
No shade, but why are
there two intermissions?
329
00:18:20,554 --> 00:18:22,254
One for the bathroom, one for food.
330
00:18:22,255 --> 00:18:24,757
Now, if he was the real son of God,
331
00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:26,559
then he gonna be all right.
332
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,494
Y'all gonna have to
tell me what's going on,
333
00:18:28,495 --> 00:18:30,763
'cause I can't see shit
behind this big-ass hat.
334
00:18:30,764 --> 00:18:33,399
- Shh.
- Oh, hey, sister.
335
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,067
Hi.
336
00:18:42,476 --> 00:18:44,176
Nigga!
337
00:18:44,177 --> 00:18:47,079
Why hast thou forsaken me?
338
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,949
You said you was loyal, but you wasn't.
339
00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:54,920
You said you was faithful,
but you a lying-ass bitch.
340
00:18:54,921 --> 00:18:57,156
My bad, my nigga.
341
00:18:57,157 --> 00:18:58,691
I shouldn't have betrayed you.
342
00:18:58,692 --> 00:19:01,560
I was just tempted, you heard?
343
00:19:01,561 --> 00:19:03,629
You only got yourself to blame.
344
00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:06,664
I can't fucks with you no more.
345
00:19:07,467 --> 00:19:08,801
You can't just bounce!
346
00:19:08,802 --> 00:19:11,237
I'm your day one. You gotta forgive me.
347
00:19:11,238 --> 00:19:15,074
Nigga, you know I love you.
348
00:19:15,075 --> 00:19:17,910
No homo.
349
00:19:17,911 --> 00:19:19,879
But we through.
350
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:23,281
Jesus out!
351
00:19:26,787 --> 00:19:28,320
- What happened?
- I don't know,
352
00:19:28,321 --> 00:19:30,289
but I know I hate my cousin.
353
00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:32,391
Good job, Tyrell.
354
00:19:39,499 --> 00:19:42,701
I think this place would work
perfect for our fundraiser.
355
00:19:42,702 --> 00:19:44,336
It's huge inside.
356
00:19:44,337 --> 00:19:46,505
Oh, and they provide
candles for ambiance.
357
00:19:46,506 --> 00:19:48,908
It's a no-brainer! Are you tired?
358
00:19:48,909 --> 00:19:51,243
I'm sorry. I just didn't
sleep great last night.
359
00:19:51,244 --> 00:19:53,379
Aw.
360
00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:55,414
- Hey.
- Yo.
361
00:19:55,415 --> 00:19:58,217
I got good news. I got an interview.
362
00:19:58,218 --> 00:19:59,685
Really? Where?
363
00:19:59,686 --> 00:20:02,121
With this tech company in Santa Monica.
364
00:20:02,154 --> 00:20:05,233
Shit, that's amazing!
I'm so happy for you!
365
00:20:05,258 --> 00:20:06,426
Thanks, babe.
366
00:20:06,451 --> 00:20:09,260
I feel like things could finally
be falling in place for us.
367
00:20:10,397 --> 00:20:12,431
Yeah.
368
00:20:12,432 --> 00:20:14,567
Thanks for just being here for me, babe.
369
00:20:14,568 --> 00:20:16,602
Of course. I love you.
370
00:20:16,603 --> 00:20:17,835
Congrats.
371
00:20:19,272 --> 00:20:21,339
Is everything okay?
372
00:20:22,809 --> 00:20:25,444
What the fuck? Excuse me!
373
00:20:25,445 --> 00:20:27,911
Excuse me, we're right
here! Can you please stop?
374
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:30,161
Sorry. I caught ya.
375
00:20:30,186 --> 00:20:31,517
What? You caught me?
376
00:20:31,518 --> 00:20:33,586
I literally just watched
it go from green to red.
377
00:20:33,587 --> 00:20:37,356
- You can't let it go this one time?
- Once I start writing...
378
00:20:37,357 --> 00:20:39,825
That is a lie. They can
totally stop writing.
379
00:20:39,826 --> 00:20:42,495
Okay, go back to your
shitty-ass, little tricycle
380
00:20:42,496 --> 00:20:44,930
and back to your shitty-ass life,
'cause that's all you've got!
381
00:20:44,931 --> 00:20:47,166
- Yeah!
- You don't even have a real weapon.
382
00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:49,134
All you have is that stupid little box.
383
00:20:49,135 --> 00:20:50,836
And you can't even stop a crime.
384
00:20:50,837 --> 00:20:52,838
All you can do is
write a receipt for it.
385
00:20:52,839 --> 00:20:54,373
Go home to your kids!
386
00:20:54,374 --> 00:20:57,108
Shit!
387
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,814
How'd I let that happen, huh?
388
00:21:01,815 --> 00:21:05,084
What's... I'm so fucking stupid.
389
00:21:05,085 --> 00:21:07,185
What's wrong with me?
390
00:21:08,288 --> 00:21:09,922
Hey, it's not that bad.
391
00:21:35,248 --> 00:21:38,484
Um, can you... can you please stop?
392
00:21:38,485 --> 00:21:40,019
What?
393
00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:42,570
- What?
- I just...
394
00:21:43,183 --> 00:21:44,456
I just can't.
395
00:21:44,457 --> 00:21:48,594
I'm sorry. I just can't
stop thinking about you...
396
00:21:48,595 --> 00:21:50,262
you and that guy.
397
00:21:50,263 --> 00:21:51,662
Me and that guy what?
398
00:21:55,435 --> 00:21:57,435
I'm sorry. I just can't do this.
399
00:22:06,336 --> 00:22:08,314
Damn.
400
00:22:08,315 --> 00:22:09,848
I'm sorry, girl.
401
00:22:09,849 --> 00:22:12,117
I feel so stupid.
402
00:22:12,118 --> 00:22:14,886
I'm tired of this
shit never working out.
403
00:22:18,258 --> 00:22:20,392
Are you sure you can't move past it?
404
00:22:20,393 --> 00:22:21,894
No, I tried.
405
00:22:21,895 --> 00:22:23,062
I thought I could deal with it,
406
00:22:23,063 --> 00:22:26,531
but at this point, it's over.
407
00:22:27,567 --> 00:22:29,802
Fuck! I really liked him.
408
00:22:29,803 --> 00:22:32,071
I mean, why'd he have to tell me?
409
00:22:32,072 --> 00:22:34,572
I'm such a fucking mess.
410
00:22:43,883 --> 00:22:45,950
I fucked Daniel.
411
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,120
Bitch, you did what?
412
00:22:52,993 --> 00:22:55,092
Are you okay?
413
00:22:59,065 --> 00:23:00,665
You gonna do it again?
414
00:23:01,868 --> 00:23:03,334
No.
415
00:23:08,575 --> 00:23:11,276
Then don't tell Lawrence.
416
00:23:11,277 --> 00:23:13,344
Just move on.
417
00:23:19,285 --> 00:23:21,120
My weaknesses?
418
00:23:21,121 --> 00:23:23,455
Well, my major weakness is that
I tend to put a lot of pressure...
419
00:23:23,456 --> 00:23:25,824
sometimes too much pressure...
on myself to succeed,
420
00:23:25,825 --> 00:23:28,259
but I've worked on that.
421
00:23:29,663 --> 00:23:32,564
- What are you doing?
- Going over a few questions.
422
00:23:32,565 --> 00:23:34,500
Just preparing for my interview.
423
00:23:34,501 --> 00:23:36,200
Do I sound dumb?
424
00:24:31,191 --> 00:24:33,224
Damn it, Issa.
425
00:24:41,986 --> 00:24:44,001
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426
00:24:53,079 --> 00:24:57,375
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