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♪ Maybe it's really rough,
maybe it's had enough ♪
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♪ Broken pussy ♪
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♪ Nobody wants you 'cause
you got a broken pussy ♪
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- Wow.
- I know.
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It's so stupid.
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Yeah, but, like, funny stupid.
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Wait, was... was this
the night that we...?
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I had had a few drinks
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and, uh, I just needed
to blow off some steam.
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Well, look,
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yo, yo, I know you used
to rap in high school,
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but it's weird seeing you like this.
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It was a mistake, okay?
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I never thought this
would see the light of day.
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- It's not that bad.
- Not that bad, Lawrence?
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Middle school kids have seen
me rapping about pussy smells.
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For the rest of their lives, they're
gonna associate pussy smells with me!
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Well, you did find a way to
rhyme "loosey" with "poosie."
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You're basically
teaching them Shakespeare.
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Lawrence, this is embarrassing, okay?
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I need the kids to take me seriously
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and this completely undermines that.
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They're kids, all right?
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Look, they'll have fun with
it for a couple of hours
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and then forget about
it after the weekend.
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- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
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Broken pussy!
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Hey, Miss Issa! Look what I made.
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Uh, I am so sorry.
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I didn't even know this was out there.
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Issa, I know this is rough and...
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- And maybe...
- It's had enough!
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Shh! Shh.
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Believe me, I am mortified.
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- Okay? I will fix this.
- Thank you.
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Because Julio is starting
to teach it in Spanish.
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Spanish, though?
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- Mm.
- Oh, it's Monday already?
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I know. The weekend
went by way too fast.
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Flavor Flav, off!
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Damn dog.
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You know, I gotta go home anyway.
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I can't go to work in jeans.
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Well, next time, you'll just
have to bring an extra suit.
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Yeah, I should carry a garment
bag around with me on dates.
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Or you could just leave one here.
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Uh-huh.
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So, what are you up to tonight?
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Uh, that all depends.
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Are we gonna finish what we started?
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Actually, my friend
Diane's having a party.
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Okay, cool, cool, cool.
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Yeah, she just got engaged,
so she's celebrating that.
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Wanna come?
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Uh, can we play it by ear?
I got a lot going on at work.
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Yeah, of course... of course, yeah.
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It should be pretty nice, though.
It's gonna be at Hatchet Hall.
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- Okay. I'll try my best.
- All right.
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I should probably let Diane
know if I'm bringing a plus one.
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Okay, put me on the list.
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Okay.
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- See you tonight.
- All right.
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One, two...
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What are you gonna do?
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Where are you gonna go?
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Everybody's laughing
at you, a female Bozo.
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You can go and hide
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or you could try to fix it.
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Go get all your tools together.
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Get on your mechanic.
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- Damn!
- Right?
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And now the kids at school
are talking about it.
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And if it gets back to my boss,
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who the fuck knows what she's gonna do?
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- And, girl, I got memed.
- What?
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Yeah. I just don't have
time for this right now.
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Okay, okay, wait, wait,
wait. Just slow down.
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How did the kids find
it in the first place?
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Daniel! He was talking about
what a great rapper I was
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and... and the kids must've googled me,
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the stupid, smart-as-fuck,
researching-ass kids.
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Mm.
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Uh-uh, don't give me
the auntie "mm," okay?
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- I'm the victim here.
- Oh, you're the victim?
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This video was recorded without
my knowledge or my consent.
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It's basically rap rape.
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Okay, well, technically,
it was my pussy,
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so if anybody's gonna blow the
rap rape whistle, it would be me.
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Look, I just need you to be my lawyer
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and threaten the shit out of
the person who posted this video.
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- Are they refusing to take it down?
- I don't know who posted it!
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Then who I'ma threaten, Issa?
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All right, who else
was there that night?
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Mm.
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Daniel might know who posted it, okay?
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He knew hella people who
were there that night.
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All right, so there's no other
person who was there who could help?
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Not the bartender, not the emcee
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or any other nigga you haven't
carried a fuck torch for?
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Bitch, I don't... I
don't care about him!
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Okay? I just wanna get
this video taken down
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before it ends up on WorldStar.
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All right, well, let
me see how I can help.
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I'll call Jared. His brother
performed at Maverick's that night.
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Thank you, seriously.
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- Oh, you gotta work?
- Yes, bitch, I'm a real-ass lawyer.
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Okay.
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- So?
- Nah.
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- Damn it!
- I checked with the manager and the DJ.
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Nada.
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What am I gonna do?
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Listen, let me just
make some calls, okay?
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No, it's fine. It's not on you.
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It is, though. Shit, I should've
never told the kids you rapped.
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Don't worry about it.
I'll figure it out.
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I'ma find out who put
that shit up and ghost it.
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I gotta be at the studio
in 20. Can you drop me off?
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Hey.
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I got you.
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- Yes.
- So, he's fat?
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- Yes, he's fat. Very.
- Whatever.
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Not big-boned, fat.
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- Yes, sir.
- You're stupid.
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Damn.
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Roscoe's got some talent.
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Hey, I'm getting married, man.
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- Shut the fuck up, man.
- No, for real this time.
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Leah's it, brah.
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Wow. Yo, how long
y'all known each other?
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Not that long.
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It's crazy, though, man.
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The one day, I'm getting
the girl a deal on a loft,
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next, I'm getting engaged,
moving into that loft,
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and realizing it has some
real structural problems.
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Shit. Yo, congratulations, man.
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- Thanks, man.
- Yeah.
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Brah, she's got me doing crazy shit.
She want me to meet the parents.
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I drove her to the airport.
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- Why you laughing?
- Yeah. It's crazy.
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- Yeah.
- It's crazy.
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- Yo, how'd she make the cut?
- She's special.
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You know, man, when you know, you know.
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Plus the head is crazy.
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What about you and the old girl?
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- Oh, we good.
- For real?
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Last time I talked to you, you told
me you didn't give a fuck about her.
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No, I told you I fucked up her birthday.
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- That's kind of the same thing, though.
- Seriously, man.
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I mean, we went through some
shit, but... we in a good place.
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So, what's taking you so long?
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I'm still getting my shit together.
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Yeah?
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Nigga, why don't you get
your shit together-together?
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That's what I told Leah.
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We're gonna handle her divorce
and our prenup at the same time.
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It's just good time management.
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- What?
- What's up with your hair, though?
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We need to get this
shit fixed. I got a guy.
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- I'm not fucking going.
- It's a little off on the corner, man.
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- The corner's off.
- My hair is fine.
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It's right there, man.
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Yep, right there.
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- Hey.
- Hey!
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It's been a minute. How you doing?
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Just busy working.
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- Just...
- Mm-hmm.
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So, what's up?
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You remember Issa?
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Well, someone shot a video of her
rapping that night at Maverick's,
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and now she might get in trouble for it.
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But I remember your brother
performed that night,
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so maybe he might know who posted it.
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Yeah, maybe. I'll ask him.
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Thank you.
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That's what friends are for.
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So, was that all you
called me for or...?
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It was, but it's really
good to hear your voice.
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You should hear it in person.
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Is that Chris?
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- Chris? Oh.
- Fuck.
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- He sounds friendly.
- Yeah, he, um...
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yeah, no, it's, um... I
mean, it's not, you know...
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Relax, yo.
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- I'm just fucking with you.
- I know!
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And I'm fucking back, yeah.
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Ha.
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I'll talk to my brother.
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All right. Have a good one.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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- I am so sorry. Who was that?
- It was Jared.
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And can you stop playing
Who's Molly on the Phone With?
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- 'Cause you're pretty bad at it.
- Yeah, I suck at guessing.
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Idiot.
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Yeah, that's what he told me.
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No, man, I'm just... are you sure?
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All right. Thanks anyway.
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- Come on, guys.
- Fuck!
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- This is what the fuck I get.
- For what?
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Why'd I have to go up on that stage?
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This... this is why I don't do shit.
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- This isn't me.
- Are you kidding? That's all you.
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All right? You gotta go for shit
like that, and you were good.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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- You feel better?
- No.
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Why don't you come in for a second?
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You don't need to be driving
all stressed out, all right?
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Just come in, wait out the traffic.
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- Yeah, okay.
- Yeah? All right.
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Yo.
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- Yo, y'all, this is Issa.
- Hey.
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What up?
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- Hey.
- Yo, we good, man.
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- Hey, you want something to drink?
- Oh, I'm good. Thank you.
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All right.
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You want the wheel with chairs on it?
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Uh, so... no, I'll...
I'll just sit right here.
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- That's what's up.
- Thank you.
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- Are you ready to do this?
- Yeah, let's get it.
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Let's do it, boo.
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♪ Yeah... ♪
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ How much clout you got? ♪
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♪ How many rims you roll? ♪
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♪ How many clothes you rock? ♪
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♪ How many hos you fuck? ♪
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♪ How many hos you got? ♪
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♪ How many blunts you smoke? ♪
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♪ How many guns you pop, hey? ♪
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Hey, that was hot.
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- I fucks with it.
- Heavy. Heavy!
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- Killed that shit.
- Nigga, it's dead, deceased.
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Play that back.
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- Play that back.
- All right.
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ How much clout you got? ♪
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♪ How many rims you roll? ♪
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♪ How many clothes you rock? ♪
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♪ How many hos you fuck? ♪
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♪ How many hos you got? ♪
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♪ How many blunts you smoke? ♪
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I think you should do it again.
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00:13:19,264 --> 00:13:21,639
What? What's good? What's...
what's wrong with that?
250
00:13:21,672 --> 00:13:25,309
You got that faded sound like
your voice don't have range.
251
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,252
Like, it's...
252
00:13:27,277 --> 00:13:28,911
Mono... monotonous.
253
00:13:30,158 --> 00:13:31,618
Yep.
254
00:13:31,643 --> 00:13:33,940
Yep, just, uh... just
play with your levels.
255
00:13:35,522 --> 00:13:37,073
- All right, if you say so.
- Mm.
256
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,778
I'ma play with it.
257
00:13:40,621 --> 00:13:42,147
It's hot, right?
258
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,918
It made me realize
how ignorant I've been
259
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:58,001
about the drug cartel in Mexico.
260
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,456
I always thought it was
about a girl named Sicario,
261
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,257
so I was way off.
262
00:14:02,727 --> 00:14:05,156
Where's your new man? Chris, right?
263
00:14:05,181 --> 00:14:06,893
- I don't think he's gonna make it.
- Oh.
264
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,890
- Thank you guys for coming!
- Hey!
265
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,683
- Hi.
- Mm-wah.
266
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,516
- You look great.
- You look beautiful.
267
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,482
- Congratulations.
- Thank you, man. Thank you, thank you.
268
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,942
- Molly.
- Yeah?
269
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,192
Can you please talk some
sense into my fiancée?
270
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,324
Tell them what you wanna
walk down the aisle to.
271
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,281
- Oh, my God, Jamal, stop it!
- Nope. Sing it.
272
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,782
Okay.
273
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,174
♪ Black and yellow, black and yellow ♪
274
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:29,279
♪ Black and yellow, black and yellow. ♪
275
00:14:29,529 --> 00:14:31,680
See? See what I've
been dealing with here?
276
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,745
- I hate you.
- Mm-wah!
277
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,541
- You're annoying.
- There you are.
278
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,626
- Chris!
- Sorry I'm late.
279
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:41,297
Oh, God, hi!
280
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,295
Um, yeah, Chris, this is Mark.
281
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,882
Is this the new boyfriend?
282
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:48,500
- Oh, it's just...
- Yep. Nice to meet you.
283
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,888
Oh, they're putting
out more mushroom puffs.
284
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,643
- Been stalking those all night.
- Thank you for coming.
285
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,475
- Congratulations.
- Oh, thank you.
286
00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,895
- Two Black and Tans.
- Thank you.
287
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,572
That's their signature drink?
288
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,191
They're really sticking to the theme.
289
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,897
I mean, seriously.
290
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:11,581
So, boyfriend... that was new.
291
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,113
Well, did you mean it?
292
00:15:15,863 --> 00:15:18,956
Oh, no. I thought we
were on the same page.
293
00:15:19,714 --> 00:15:21,882
Oh, I'm s... what... what page was that?
294
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,801
I was just trying to help.
295
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,920
By pretending to be my boyfriend?
296
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,047
No. Well, kind of.
297
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,604
It just seemed like tonight
was really important to you,
298
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,599
and I didn't want you to be embarrassed.
299
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:35,731
Uh, this is embarrassing.
300
00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:38,665
Look, I just got the sense that...
301
00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:41,047
and don't take this the wrong way...
302
00:15:41,135 --> 00:15:43,005
you really needed a win.
303
00:15:44,669 --> 00:15:47,282
- Because I'm a loser?
- No! I... I meant that...
304
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:50,271
You think I'm so pathetic that
I needed you to come and save me?
305
00:15:50,296 --> 00:15:53,659
You're the one who was asking
me to come. Like, repeatedly.
306
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,083
But I did not ask you to lie.
307
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,751
We barely even know each other
308
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:59,620
and you're talking about me
leaving clothes at your spot,
309
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,828
making plans six months in advance.
310
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,699
I thought this was what you wanted.
311
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,000
You should leave.
312
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,570
Now.
313
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,765
Damn it.
314
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,077
_
315
00:16:38,638 --> 00:16:40,008
Hey, you.
316
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,924
- Tasha? Hey!
- Hey, hey.
317
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,340
I almost didn't recognize
you without your name tag.
318
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:47,368
Oh, I mean, I clean up okay.
319
00:16:49,650 --> 00:16:51,180
Oh.
320
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:54,099
You need to come do this at the bank.
321
00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:56,830
Oh, I just got bored.
322
00:16:56,855 --> 00:17:00,718
Well, then it's a good thing I came by.
323
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:05,944
So, you, uh, finally getting
rid of your old computer?
324
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,574
Ugh, I wish.
325
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,280
I just need some batteries.
326
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,820
You guys have any?
327
00:17:12,544 --> 00:17:14,065
Uh, yeah.
328
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,447
They're in the front by the register.
329
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,044
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
330
00:17:18,649 --> 00:17:21,700
I guess I just got lost.
331
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,840
My boy Ernest works up there.
332
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,549
You want me to grab him for you?
333
00:17:27,799 --> 00:17:28,930
N...
334
00:17:29,672 --> 00:17:32,048
nah. That's all right.
335
00:17:32,915 --> 00:17:35,505
So, I'm about to go HAM
336
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,845
on some jalapeño poppers
and margaritas at Islands.
337
00:17:39,632 --> 00:17:40,932
Oh, that's cool.
338
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:44,517
Yeah. Um, you get off soon, right?
339
00:17:46,530 --> 00:17:47,859
Shit.
340
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,830
I have a girlfriend, Tasha.
341
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,779
Right. Yeah.
342
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,406
I mean, I just thought that...
343
00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,453
- No, that's...
- That's all right.
344
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,657
Yeah, uh, I'll just see you later.
345
00:18:02,973 --> 00:18:04,333
Cool.
346
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,543
- Okay.
- All right.
347
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,508
- Same time tomorrow?
- Yeah, man.
348
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,764
- Good job today, though.
- Hey, appreciate it.
349
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:20,557
- Hey, nice to meet you.
- Oh, y'all, too.
350
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,480
Good night, boo. Later, boy.
351
00:18:23,991 --> 00:18:25,809
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
352
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,145
I should probably go, too.
353
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:30,231
For... for what? I just got done.
354
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,606
Oh, yeah, no, it's just getting
late and I figured I might as well...
355
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,397
Then come on, sit down.
356
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:37,967
Let me, uh... let me
have a drink with you.
357
00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:43,716
Yeah, okay.
358
00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:52,843
- Oh, shit!
- Aw, shit! My fault.
359
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,672
Yeah, no. I'm stupid and clumsy.
360
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,217
- Nah.
- Don't even worry about it.
361
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:57,641
- I got it.
- Hold up, hold up.
362
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,928
Thanks.
363
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,502
Yo, you know who you
look like right now?
364
00:19:12,746 --> 00:19:14,573
♪ Mr. Linus, Mr. Linus ♪
365
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,112
♪ First name Lance ♪
366
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,235
♪ Nobody likes you, you
pissed your own pants. ♪
367
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:22,711
I can't believe you remember
that. That was, like, 11th grade.
368
00:19:22,736 --> 00:19:26,077
You think I'd ever forget the
rhymes of the great Miss Terious?
369
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,682
Oh, my God. I buried
that rap name for good.
370
00:19:28,847 --> 00:19:31,962
Oh, well, then we're having
a resurrection tonight.
371
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,416
Get up.
372
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,904
- Get up!
- What are you doing?
373
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,558
Get in the booth. Show me what you got.
374
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,435
Hell no! I learned my lesson.
375
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,731
Ain't no camera phones
in here. You're safe.
376
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,275
Come on, just... just get in the booth,
377
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,030
let me do the rest.
378
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:00,870
Oh, God.
379
00:20:14,723 --> 00:20:17,096
Yo, yo.
380
00:20:17,956 --> 00:20:20,276
- Turn my headphones up?
- Go!
381
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:34,771
Ah.
382
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,857
I love you so much. Babe, I love you.
383
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,940
Sh... man, I know I got extra time
384
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:12,823
for that knife fight or whatever,
385
00:21:12,848 --> 00:21:14,332
but these bitches up in here
386
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:17,166
be [bleep] up my mother[bleep] [bleep]
387
00:21:17,191 --> 00:21:18,944
all the damn time.
388
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,197
And I'm up in here all by myself...
389
00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:23,029
missing my mother[bleep] man...
390
00:21:33,973 --> 00:21:35,603
What are you doing here?
391
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,841
You, I hope.
392
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:39,440
Are you drunk?
393
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:40,885
- Are you?
- No.
394
00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:44,256
- I've missed you.
- Come on.
395
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,933
- Let's not do that.
- Is this about Chris?
396
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,933
Poof, he gone. Bye, Chris!
397
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,765
- Bye, Molly.
- W-w-wait!
398
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,390
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
399
00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:58,968
Can I please use your
bathroom real quick?
400
00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:03,068
♪ LA girl, but not the way you know it ♪
401
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:05,784
♪ Model make a minimum,
body from New Orleans ♪
402
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,325
♪ Chucks on my feet, though
I ain't throwing my Crip up ♪
403
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:11,409
♪ I got LAPD tendencies, I
might just take your nigga ♪
404
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:14,076
♪ Inglewood attitude
with View Park rhymes ♪
405
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,915
♪ I rep my city like
it's my 9:00 to 5:00 ♪
406
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,341
♪ I love where I'm from,
I'll never let it go ♪
407
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:23,539
♪ I'm winning for my hood like
that purple and that yellow. ♪
408
00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:27,515
- You sound good.
- Shut up.
409
00:22:29,525 --> 00:22:30,870
Take a compliment.
410
00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:34,136
Thank you.
411
00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:40,065
- Mm.
- What?
412
00:22:41,616 --> 00:22:43,713
Why'd you never give me a shot?
413
00:22:44,653 --> 00:22:46,880
What are you talking about?
414
00:22:46,905 --> 00:22:48,703
Okay.
415
00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:50,703
- Never mind.
- Nope.
416
00:22:50,745 --> 00:22:53,195
Please continue, 'cause I
wanna hear the fuck out of this.
417
00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:56,037
I mean, yeah, you know, we
were long distance and shit,
418
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:58,464
- but you never took me serious.
- We were friends with benefits!
419
00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:03,311
Because you wanted to go do
your thing out in the streets.
420
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:06,146
Yeah, okay, so it's on you.
421
00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:07,796
How is it on me?
422
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:11,014
Now you're trying to make me
feel a way on purpose, huh?
423
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:14,697
You... you're really gonna
act like you don't know?
424
00:23:15,681 --> 00:23:18,822
Okay, do you remember the summer
when I came home from college?
425
00:23:18,847 --> 00:23:21,147
Mm, when you were hella
obsessed with Danity Kane?
426
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:24,822
- Liked, nigga. I liked Danity Kane.
- Yeah.
427
00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:28,322
Anyway, you were the first
person I wanted to see.
428
00:23:28,863 --> 00:23:31,196
And then remember we spent
the whole day together?
429
00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:33,454
Mm, right. We had tacos
from three different trucks.
430
00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:36,116
Yes, because you couldn't remember
which spot had that sauce you liked,
431
00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:38,865
and then it ended up being
basic-ass Jack in the Box.
432
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,750
Jack in the Box goes
hard for breakfast stuff.
433
00:23:46,801 --> 00:23:48,721
And then when I was driving home,
434
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:51,891
you called me back over and...
435
00:23:54,542 --> 00:23:57,102
I thought you were
gonna say you wanted to,
436
00:23:57,145 --> 00:24:01,151
I don't know, make things official.
437
00:24:01,176 --> 00:24:03,433
You know, give us a shot.
438
00:24:04,244 --> 00:24:06,454
But you didn't.
439
00:24:08,929 --> 00:24:10,548
I should have.
440
00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:14,080
I wanted to.
441
00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:21,038
I mean, maybe you're right.
442
00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:23,955
Maybe... maybe I wasn't ready then.
443
00:24:30,422 --> 00:24:33,354
- Well, you should've said something.
- I know.
444
00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:36,557
I know.
445
00:24:39,509 --> 00:24:41,376
What if I'm ready now?
446
00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:50,953
I... I...
447
00:24:53,296 --> 00:24:54,459
Hmm.
448
00:24:57,455 --> 00:24:58,825
Shit.
449
00:25:48,219 --> 00:25:49,313
You good?
450
00:25:49,338 --> 00:25:50,958
Black and yellow, black and
yellow, black and yellow.
451
00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:52,313
Okay.
452
00:27:10,290 --> 00:27:14,461
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