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[GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING]

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♪ I've been called
by this feeling

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♪ It's calling me
into the void

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♪ With nothing to believe in

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♪ And nothing to call my own

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♪ I've been called
by this feeling

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♪ I've been called
I've been called

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♪ I recall, I recall

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♪ I've been called
I've been called

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[INAUDIBLE]

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♪ I've been called
by this feeling

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♪ It's calling me
into the void

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♪ With nothing to believe in

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♪ Nothing to call my own

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♪ I've been called
by this feeling

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[BAGPIPES PLAYING]

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♪ I recall, I recall

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♪ I've been called
I've been called

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CASSIDY:
Come on, man.
It's gonna be fun.

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[BAGPIPES CONTINUE
IN BACKGROUND]

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A little dancing,
a bit of music.

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Besides,
you look good.

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You look like
a dead ringer
for Gene Kelly,

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if he'd been
struck by lightning.

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GOD: Gene Kelly.

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I could tell you
stories about Gene Kelly.

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[CHUCKLES]
[PEOPLE CHEERING
IN BACKGROUND]

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Well,
I'm out of time.

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Don't wanna
miss the show.

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Christ, what...
What is this?

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Why all the bells
and bagpipes?

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Why not just blow it up
and end the world yourself?

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Well, that's cheating.

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You all have to
play your part.

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Free will.

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That's the fun.

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♪ I've been called
by this feeling

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He likes to watch.

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♪ With nothing to believe in ♪

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ANNOUNCER:
Who's ready for their Messiah?

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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

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[GROANS]

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[CLICKS]

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Go on.
But I'm telling you,

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the parents
will not be happy.

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[SWORD SCRAPES]

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Looks like someone brought
a gun to a knife fight.

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[SWORD SCRAPES]

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Knoxville, Tennessee.

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Waitressing,
substitute teaching.

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Whatever.

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My real job was rum and Cokes
and making bad choices.

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[SNIFFS AND CHUCKLES]

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Sleeping with cops,

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dealing weed
to eighth graders.

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I was lost.

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Until I met Klaus.

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Saw his strength,

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his humorless cruelty,
and I...

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I was lost all over again.

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TULIP: Oh, yeah.

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Nothing like humorless
cruelty to get you going.

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Shut up!

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I am so sick and tired
of you nonbelievers.

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Smoking and smirking.

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And just thinking
of themselves

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and what
they're gonna get.

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Well, you don't have
to think anymore

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'cause when the righteous
lays down with the wicked,

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this is what they get.

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[CLICKING]

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[SCREAMS IN FRUSTRATION]

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[BREATHING HEAVILY]

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Damn it, Sarah.
You can't do
anything right.

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Uh...

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May I?
[SNIFFLES]

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[CRYING]

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Sometimes,
with the SIG Sauer,

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when the firing pin
gets hot... [BLOWS]

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It jams, I know.

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True what you say
about selfishness
in the world.

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Sometimes,

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doing what's right for you,
and just you,

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no cause, no religion,
no man,

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it ain't selfish at all.

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Sometimes,

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it's just righteous.

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Now, this is fixed.

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But I'm
gonna keep it.

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I got tons of them.

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Aah!

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[CHIRPING]

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STARR: Still not working.

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[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
OVER PHONE]

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No, there's no time
for an in-house service call.

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The world
is ending today.

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Don't put me on hold again.
No, Adnan...

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Are you listening?
I said don't put me on...

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Adnan? Adnan?

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[PLAYING FLUTE]

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Hey, you're, uh...
Yeah.

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Big fan. So is my wife.
Honey, say hello.

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It's just
such a pleasure.

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The pleasure is mine.

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Hey, while I have you,
let me bend
your ear a minute

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'cause I got
a lot of questions.

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ANNOUNCER: Now,
ladies and gentlemen,

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the moment
we've been waiting for,
for 2,000 years.

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[LOUD CHEERING]

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The Messiah!

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[CHEERING CONTINUES]

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Showtime.

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Uh...

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Look, I don't
like it either,

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but this is the deal.
So come on.

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Uh...

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Don't give me that.
They were gonna kill you.

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Uh, no.

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Come on.

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You can't hide
in the clothes.No.

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Don't hide in the clothes.
No.

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Get out!

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[WHIMPERING]

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Now. They're all
gonna die anyway.
Come on.

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[GRUNTING]

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What are you
doing, Cass?

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[GUNSHOT]

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[GUNSHOTS]

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Die! [GRUNTS]

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[YELLS]

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Come on!

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Hippie wimp!
Fascist pig.

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[YELLS]

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[COCKS GUN]

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[STEADY BEEPING]

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WOMAN: [ON PA] Dr. Rodell
to the burn unit.

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Dr. Rodell
to the burn unit.MAN: Okay, he's waking up.

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Let's remove the bandages.

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Hello there, mate.
You've had an accident.

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The bad news is,
you've suffered
some facial trauma.

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But the good news is,
you're gonna be fine.

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Nurse, could you, uh,
could you get the mirror?

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Plastic surgeons here
have been working
day and night.

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Called you
their passion project.

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So we're all
just a little bit curious
to see what...

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Oh, my God.

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[NURSE GASPS AND SCREAMS]

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Have some respect, people.
It's still a human being!

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[WOMAN SCREAMS]

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[SIGHS HEAVILY]

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[THUDS]

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Aah!

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[CHRISTINA YELLS]

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[GROANS]

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Oh, he got me.
Right in the pancreas.

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But you'll come back
to life, right?

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[GROANS]

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I shat myself.

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[GROANS]

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I haven't done that since...
He can't kill you.

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I think that boy...
He can kill anything.

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Our baby. Our baby.

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You do the right thing.
Yeah. And what is that?

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[CHRISTINA SCREAMS]

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Sweetheart!

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Genesis...

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[BREATHING HEAVILY]

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[GUNSHOTS]

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[GRUNTING]

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Oh.

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All right.

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[GRUNTS]

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You win.

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Goodbye, Preacher.

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[COCKS GUN]

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You hear that?

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Peace and quiet.

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Family picnics,
planting a garden.

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That's what he's offering.

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And that's what you want.

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So go on.

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One last kill,

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if that's really
what you want.

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

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If he lives,
everyone dies.

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You get that, right?

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It's not my problem.

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[HUMPERDOO WHIMPERS]

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Hump, go and wait
in the clothes.

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TULIP: What the hell
is wrong with you?

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Hmm?

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Jesse?

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I love him.

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Ever since
I was a little kid.

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I never stopped.

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He came back and...

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[SIGHS]

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I get that that sucks
a little bit for you.

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I get it.

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But you wanna blow up
the whole world
'cause of it?

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Wise up, quit acting
like a baby, and move!

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Move!

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What do you
want me to say, huh?

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You're my best friend.

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No one, and I mean no one,

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makes me laugh like you do.

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And you know I love you,
but...

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Only when I'm sad.

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And I need a little shag.

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You've hit me a lot.

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And, honestly, I let it go

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because I love you.

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So I just let you hurt me.

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00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:07,107
But I am so done.

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00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:09,500
And if you hit me
like that again,

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honestly, I'm gonna

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fucking kill you.

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00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,031
I'm sorry.

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00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,690
MAN: First I'm hearing it,
you know?
You're my best friend.

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00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:28,171
You think it's okay
to try and grab-ass
my wife?

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00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,260
Henry, he didn't grab-ass.
He just sent me a text.

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00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:31,827
That's not even
the worst of it.

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Next, he tries
to tell me...

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You're disappointed in me.

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00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,054
You're just
another unbeliever.

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Stand up
and get on the tarp.

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And you believe
what, exactly?

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Duty. Service.

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Righteousness.

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Toiling in a harsh
and hateful life

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to be rewarded
in Paradise.

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Life is not a thing
to pass through.

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Life is the thing itself.

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00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:09,734
Look there.

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The particulates of dust
dancing in the window light.

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Nothing very hateful
about that, is there?

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I just got off the phone

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00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:23,574
with a submarine commander
in the Egyptian Navy.

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While the world turns to ash,
we'll make our escape.

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00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,930
No. You're getting
on the tarp.

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"We"?

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We're going to live
under the sea, you and I.

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Eating, yoga, talking about
books we like,

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pleasuring you repeatedly
with my anus.

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00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:53,735
I don't think you'll get
that kind of offer
from Paradise.

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You are of great value
to me, Flufferman.

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And you always have been.

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00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:15,887
Sorry, sir,

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00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:19,326
but my name is Featherstone.

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[GUNSHOT]

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[THUDS]

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00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,806
[TULIP GRUNTING]

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00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:10,551
[WHIMPERS]

255
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,346
[PEPPY PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]

256
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,747
The clock says zero.

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00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:36,620
He has to dance.
That's the signal.

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ALL: Kill us all!
Kill us all!

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Kill us all! Kill us all!

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MAN: At the end
of the day,

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how many beers you've had
is no excuse.

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I wonder where
the Holy Child is?WOMAN: It's been a while.

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00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:53,724
You know
these performer types.
Want us to beg for it.

264
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,552
Maybe somebody should
check on him.

265
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:56,727
I'm in the middle
of my story.

266
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,903
Or not.
It's your apocalypse.

267
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,209
You can die
some other day.

268
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:02,559
I wanna die today.
Let's go.

269
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,953
ALL: Kill us all!
Kill us all!

270
00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:06,476
I'd bring help,

271
00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:11,177
in case
he has stage fright.

272
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:15,224
ALL: Kill us all!
Kill us all!

273
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:17,661
[GLASS SHATTERS]

274
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:20,360
[GRUNTING]

275
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:45,602
MAN: Messiah?

276
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:47,865
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

277
00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:48,997
Messiah?

278
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:52,435
Messiah?

279
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:56,961
[THUDS]

280
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,138
MAN: Messiah?

281
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:01,575
Messiah?
[GUNSHOTS]

282
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:05,318
[GRUNTS]
[THUDS]

283
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:07,537
Messiah?

284
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,628
Still think
I'm the funniest?

285
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,717
Messiah? Messiah?

286
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:17,025
Yeah. I do, actually.

287
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:20,289
[GRUNTS]

288
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:29,342
Cass...

289
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:30,778
I know.

290
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:31,822
[GRUNTS]

291
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:34,434
Cass.
I know.

292
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:36,479
[MAN GRUNTS]

293
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:37,654
Go away.

294
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:45,184
So much for second chances.

295
00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:48,317
To the moon.

296
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:49,318
[GUNSHOT]
[YELPS]

297
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:25,136
CASSIDY: He was
the best person I ever met.

298
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:27,791
No bullshit, no agendas.

299
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:32,535
He liked everyone,
even assholes.

300
00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:41,457
It was the way I'd feel
when I was with him,
you know? [SNIFFLES]

301
00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:43,807
It just felt like...
Like he changed you.

302
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:50,249
[TEARFULLY]
He was really special.

303
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,276
[BOTH GRUNTING]

304
00:21:21,105 --> 00:21:22,106
Jew!

305
00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:26,110
Jew!

306
00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:28,287
you're goddamn right.

307
00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:31,290
[YELLS]

308
00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:46,566
Dad?
It's time, son.

309
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:48,437
Finally.

310
00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:51,092
It's time for what?

311
00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:52,398
To...

312
00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:54,835
To be the Messiah.

313
00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:05,585
ALL: [CHANTING] Messiah!
Messiah! Messiah!

314
00:22:05,628 --> 00:22:09,676
Messiah! Messiah!

315
00:22:09,719 --> 00:22:11,721
[BOOING]

316
00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:16,726
I got some bad news
for you people.

317
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:18,380
[BOOING CONTINUES]

318
00:22:20,077 --> 00:22:21,557
[IN ALTERED VOICE]
So listen up.

319
00:22:21,601 --> 00:22:22,993
[AUDIENCE FALLS SILENT]

320
00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:28,129
You're saying no?

321
00:22:29,217 --> 00:22:30,740
I used to want it.

322
00:22:32,176 --> 00:22:35,179
To be the Savior
for everyone,
like you promised.

323
00:22:35,223 --> 00:22:36,833
I'm just a person,
you know?

324
00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:38,661
No better, no worse
than anybody.

325
00:22:38,705 --> 00:22:42,796
You know I don't
need you, right?

326
00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:46,713
The "Messiah" thing,
it's just... It's...

327
00:22:46,756 --> 00:22:49,106
It's showbiz.

328
00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:50,934
I can blow
the whole thing up myself

329
00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:54,068
at any time for any reason.

330
00:22:54,111 --> 00:22:57,332
Or you could
be merciful.

331
00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,422
Mer...
Patient, tolerant, and loving.

332
00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:02,119
[SHOUTS] Loving?

333
00:23:02,163 --> 00:23:06,123
Yeah. And these
three things remain.

334
00:23:07,516 --> 00:23:09,953
Faith, hope, and love.

335
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:11,999
The greatest of the...

336
00:23:22,052 --> 00:23:24,620
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

337
00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:32,933
Run.

338
00:23:45,902 --> 00:23:47,121
[ENGINE STARTS]

339
00:23:58,088 --> 00:24:00,439
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
The world is not
coming to an end.

340
00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:04,834
Not today anyway.

341
00:24:04,878 --> 00:24:06,880
We're not getting away
with it that easy.

342
00:24:09,186 --> 00:24:14,104
So for all of you watching
this unhappy horseshit
talent show,

343
00:24:15,366 --> 00:24:16,933
[IN ALTERED VOICE]
turn your TVs off.

344
00:24:21,808 --> 00:24:23,636
WOMAN:
That's disappointing.

345
00:24:24,288 --> 00:24:25,986
[DOOR OPENS]

346
00:24:28,249 --> 00:24:29,859
[MONITORS BEEPING STEADILY]

347
00:24:32,253 --> 00:24:34,342
Is everything okay, Doc?

348
00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:35,952
DOCTOR:
I was at home
lying in bed,

349
00:24:35,996 --> 00:24:38,694
and I couldn't stop
thinking about you.

350
00:24:38,738 --> 00:24:39,782
Okay.

351
00:24:39,826 --> 00:24:41,741
Thinking about
what you've endured.

352
00:24:43,003 --> 00:24:45,266
It's been so hard,
hasn't it?

353
00:24:47,268 --> 00:24:48,356
Yeah.

354
00:24:48,399 --> 00:24:49,618
Hasn't been easy...

355
00:24:49,662 --> 00:24:50,619
that's for sure.

356
00:24:51,751 --> 00:24:54,275
I'm here to help
make it easy for you.

357
00:24:54,318 --> 00:24:57,278
I can't do everything
because of
ethical concerns,

358
00:24:57,321 --> 00:25:00,368
but I can switch
this heart monitor off.

359
00:25:00,411 --> 00:25:02,979
What?
Take the safety off
this morphine drip.

360
00:25:03,023 --> 00:25:04,198
What?

361
00:25:04,241 --> 00:25:06,156
It is time to lay
your burden down, son.

362
00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:10,770
It's time to sleep
with the angels.

363
00:25:11,466 --> 00:25:13,468
When I leave,

364
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,427
you just press
that button again
and again and again.

365
00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:18,473
And then, you are free.

366
00:25:19,169 --> 00:25:20,301
Okay?

367
00:25:20,344 --> 00:25:21,694
You know, life has been hard.

368
00:25:24,392 --> 00:25:25,959
Eighteen years.

369
00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:29,092
Laughed at.

370
00:25:30,703 --> 00:25:31,704
Teased.

371
00:25:32,313 --> 00:25:33,357
Puked on.

372
00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:38,362
The worst part is...

373
00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:45,021
The worst part is
assholes like you...

374
00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:46,022
feeling sorry for me.

375
00:25:47,676 --> 00:25:48,764
'Cause I'm fine.

376
00:25:48,808 --> 00:25:50,244
Actually no.
I'm better than fine.

377
00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:52,072
Okay I...

378
00:25:52,115 --> 00:25:53,421
I am Eugene...

379
00:25:53,464 --> 00:25:54,465
Edward Root!

380
00:25:55,858 --> 00:25:57,425
So screw you.

381
00:25:57,468 --> 00:25:58,861
And screw your angels...

382
00:25:58,905 --> 00:25:59,949
and get the hell out!

383
00:26:02,517 --> 00:26:03,518
[DOOR OPENS]

384
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:05,564
[DOOR CLOSES]

385
00:26:07,914 --> 00:26:10,394
JESSE: [IN NORMAL VOICE]
God's gone, again.

386
00:26:11,787 --> 00:26:16,009
He's on the run, again.
And I say "Good, go run."

387
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,969
I've been searching for Him
a long time now.

388
00:26:22,668 --> 00:26:24,583
So long
I can't remember not.

389
00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:29,675
What do I have to
show for it?

390
00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:34,157
What good has it
done me?

391
00:26:36,986 --> 00:26:39,249
Other than make me see
the worst in myself.

392
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:47,562
Miss the best
in others that
I care about.

393
00:26:51,305 --> 00:26:53,481
So I'm gonna
stop looking.

394
00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:58,312
And that's where
you fascist assholes
come in

395
00:26:58,355 --> 00:27:00,880
'cause I'm not done
with God.

396
00:27:00,923 --> 00:27:02,708
Make no mistake.

397
00:27:02,751 --> 00:27:05,188
No matter where He runs,

398
00:27:05,232 --> 00:27:07,451
no matter how long it takes,

399
00:27:08,061 --> 00:27:10,411
I want Him found!

400
00:27:12,543 --> 00:27:13,893
So...

401
00:27:15,111 --> 00:27:16,635
[IN ALTERED VOICE]
Go find Him.

402
00:27:48,057 --> 00:27:49,406
[TUNING GUITAR]

403
00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:52,758
[SINGING]

404
00:27:52,801 --> 00:27:55,021
Closing time

405
00:27:55,804 --> 00:27:56,936
Open all the...

406
00:27:56,979 --> 00:27:59,808
Closing time...

407
00:28:00,591 --> 00:28:03,682
Open all the doors and...

408
00:28:04,595 --> 00:28:05,684
[TUNING GUITAR]

409
00:28:09,339 --> 00:28:12,081
Closing time...

410
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:14,649
Open all the doors...

411
00:28:27,444 --> 00:28:29,490
[PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE]

412
00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:34,190
What they did,

413
00:28:34,234 --> 00:28:35,626
past or present

414
00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:38,368
Got us in this situation

415
00:28:38,412 --> 00:28:39,718
Predicament

416
00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:41,502
Nowhere to run

417
00:28:41,545 --> 00:28:44,331
Everybody's building bombs

418
00:28:44,374 --> 00:28:45,811
No more housewives;

419
00:28:45,854 --> 00:28:47,377
"Days of Our Lives",

420
00:28:47,421 --> 00:28:48,596
Television, Disneyland,

421
00:28:48,639 --> 00:28:50,859
Basketball
or stars and stripes

422
00:28:56,256 --> 00:28:57,736
Whoo!

423
00:29:02,566 --> 00:29:04,133
It's so quiet.

424
00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:10,052
CASSIDY: Christ.
The three of us
saved the world.

425
00:29:10,096 --> 00:29:12,794
In, like,
an actual sense.

426
00:29:14,361 --> 00:29:16,319
Not many people
can say that, huh?

427
00:29:18,365 --> 00:29:19,932
Churchill.

428
00:29:21,498 --> 00:29:22,499
Lincoln.

429
00:29:24,153 --> 00:29:25,894
Who else?

430
00:29:27,461 --> 00:29:28,723
Frodo Baggins.
[LAUGHS]

431
00:29:30,856 --> 00:29:31,813
He's fictional.

432
00:29:32,118 --> 00:29:33,423
Hmm?

433
00:29:33,467 --> 00:29:35,338
He's a fictional character.
If you say so.

434
00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:38,080
The little guy
with the furry feet,

435
00:29:38,124 --> 00:29:40,126
lives with a wizard.
It's not real.

436
00:29:40,169 --> 00:29:42,650
All right, firstly,
the wizard
was a guest, man.

437
00:29:42,693 --> 00:29:44,695
He never actually
lived with him.
And B...

438
00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:47,133
[ECHOING]
Till the end of the world!

439
00:29:55,576 --> 00:29:56,795
All right.

440
00:29:59,145 --> 00:30:00,276
Now what?

441
00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:28,696
Shit.
Do you think they gave up?

442
00:30:28,739 --> 00:30:30,393
[TIRES SQUEALING]

443
00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:33,832
The Rodriguez Brothers?
All this for that thing?

444
00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,050
[GUNS COCKING]
[MEN SHOUTING]

445
00:30:35,094 --> 00:30:38,314
TULIP: t's a distributor
from a 1936 Cord 810.

446
00:30:38,358 --> 00:30:40,055
They don't even
make them anymore.

447
00:30:40,099 --> 00:30:42,405
Ammo?

448
00:30:42,449 --> 00:30:43,667
I could just
throw it at them.[MAN SPEAKING SPANISH]

449
00:30:43,711 --> 00:30:45,147
We're not going to hurt you
this time guys!

450
00:30:45,191 --> 00:30:47,802
We're just gonna kill you!

451
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,848
Come on over and blow me
you stupid sonsabitches!

452
00:30:49,891 --> 00:30:51,284
[GUNSHOTS]

453
00:30:53,155 --> 00:30:54,374
[SPEAKING ENGLISH]
I can make them
blow each other.

454
00:30:58,291 --> 00:30:59,988
TULIP: Okay,
there's eight of them.

455
00:31:00,032 --> 00:31:01,642
They got shotguns
and pistols.

456
00:31:01,685 --> 00:31:03,818
Juan and his nephew,
they got Kalashnikovs.

457
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,037
What have we got?

458
00:31:05,907 --> 00:31:07,039
Bullet.

459
00:31:08,475 --> 00:31:09,693
Rolling papers.

460
00:31:10,651 --> 00:31:12,131
And, uh...

461
00:31:13,349 --> 00:31:15,047
Power lines.

462
00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:16,309
You got your lighter?

463
00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:22,097
Do not tell me
you lost it again.

464
00:31:22,141 --> 00:31:24,273
[LAUGHING]
No, I got it.So what?

465
00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,101
Huh?

466
00:31:26,754 --> 00:31:27,886
I'm just happy.

467
00:31:36,851 --> 00:31:39,332
MAN: Good.

468
00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:43,945
Mrs. MacDougall will be
very pleased with
the transmission now.

469
00:31:45,686 --> 00:31:46,730
Any problems?

470
00:31:48,384 --> 00:31:49,559
You?

471
00:31:49,603 --> 00:31:52,214
We had an accident.
Actually three.

472
00:31:52,258 --> 00:31:53,694
But she's fine.

473
00:31:54,521 --> 00:31:55,522
Sleeping.

474
00:32:17,239 --> 00:32:18,240
Cassidy called.

475
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,331
And?

476
00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:24,594
He's at a peyote conference
in Oaxaca.

477
00:32:26,074 --> 00:32:27,858
I thought
he was coming back.

478
00:32:27,902 --> 00:32:29,469
I guess not yet.

479
00:32:30,557 --> 00:32:31,775
How'd he sound?

480
00:32:31,819 --> 00:32:34,300
Sounded okay.

481
00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:37,433
Apparently, he threw up
with Woody Harrelson.

482
00:32:37,477 --> 00:32:38,869
[CHUCKLES]

483
00:32:39,522 --> 00:32:40,784
Sounds about right.

484
00:32:43,222 --> 00:32:45,441
She looks
just like you.

485
00:32:45,485 --> 00:32:47,878
[TELEPHONE RINGING]

486
00:32:49,532 --> 00:32:51,317
I know
I keep saying that.

487
00:32:53,797 --> 00:32:55,234
I don't mind.

488
00:32:58,454 --> 00:32:59,760
Uh, phone for Jesse.

489
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,463
Hello?

490
00:33:07,507 --> 00:33:09,857
TULIP:
♪ And I will drink
clear clean water

491
00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:11,511
♪ For to quench my thirst

492
00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:17,386
♪ I shall watch the ferry-boats And they'll get high

493
00:33:22,217 --> 00:33:25,786
♪ On a blue ocean against
tomorrow's sky

494
00:33:30,486 --> 00:33:33,576
♪ And we'll never
grow so old again ♪

495
00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:48,417
What?

496
00:33:52,508 --> 00:33:53,901
They found Him.

497
00:33:56,251 --> 00:33:57,339
I have to go.

498
00:34:00,386 --> 00:34:01,517
I wanna go.

499
00:34:03,650 --> 00:34:04,651
Where is He?

500
00:34:08,307 --> 00:34:10,048
San Antonio.

501
00:34:50,044 --> 00:34:51,785
Welcome.

502
00:34:54,570 --> 00:34:56,224
Come, my child.

503
00:34:57,530 --> 00:34:59,097
Sit with me.

504
00:35:11,587 --> 00:35:13,415
JESSE: [IN ALTERED VOICE]
Go about your lives.

505
00:35:33,696 --> 00:35:34,741
Go ahead.

506
00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:37,091
Make it day.

507
00:35:39,615 --> 00:35:40,834
Make it night.

508
00:35:47,841 --> 00:35:49,886
Well,

509
00:35:49,930 --> 00:35:52,846
now that we have
that out of the way.

510
00:35:52,889 --> 00:35:55,892
Beer? Soda pop?
Diet Dr. Pepper?

511
00:35:57,416 --> 00:35:58,808
[BOTH SIGH]

512
00:36:00,549 --> 00:36:02,072
JESSE: I have
so many questions.

513
00:36:02,725 --> 00:36:04,249
[GOD CHUCKLES]

514
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,691
Ask.

515
00:36:13,127 --> 00:36:14,172
Uh...

516
00:36:14,215 --> 00:36:15,695
I mean,

517
00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:18,872
kids with cancer.

518
00:36:18,915 --> 00:36:25,139
Oh. Yeah. Suffering is
a great teacher.

519
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:27,185
It gives
a person strength.

520
00:36:27,228 --> 00:36:29,099
Or it kills you.

521
00:36:29,143 --> 00:36:32,102
And teaches strength
to those left behind.

522
00:36:33,495 --> 00:36:35,018
All right.

523
00:36:36,498 --> 00:36:39,545
All the other religions,
now, they're wrong?

524
00:36:39,588 --> 00:36:41,590
Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no.

525
00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:43,418
There's a lot that,
uh, that is right,

526
00:36:43,462 --> 00:36:48,423
that I, uh, admire
about the other faiths.

527
00:36:48,467 --> 00:36:49,772
But they're
going to Hell?

528
00:36:49,816 --> 00:36:53,863
No, no, no. Not, uh...

529
00:36:53,907 --> 00:36:56,649
Not necessarily.
Right.

530
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:58,477
[CHUCKLES]

531
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,088
What about
life on other planets?

532
00:37:02,437 --> 00:37:03,656
[LAUGHS]

533
00:37:04,613 --> 00:37:06,398
No.
What?

534
00:37:07,529 --> 00:37:10,010
Organic gases,
water deposits, sure.

535
00:37:10,053 --> 00:37:11,664
Oh, come on. I mean,

536
00:37:11,707 --> 00:37:13,666
all the planets?
Even the ones
we don't know about?

537
00:37:13,709 --> 00:37:16,625
What, you want aliens
with bug eyes and laser guns

538
00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:18,061
coming to get you?
Sorry.

539
00:37:18,105 --> 00:37:19,237
[CHUCKLES]

540
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,238
Wow.

541
00:37:21,935 --> 00:37:23,371
Yeah, that's surprising.

542
00:37:26,331 --> 00:37:27,375
Out of bean dip.

543
00:37:27,419 --> 00:37:28,985
Something from
Piggly Wiggly?

544
00:37:29,029 --> 00:37:31,031
No. No, babe.
Thank you. Anything?

545
00:37:31,074 --> 00:37:32,598
Uh, no.
No. Thank you.

546
00:37:42,999 --> 00:37:44,523
Well, what else?

547
00:37:44,871 --> 00:37:45,915
Uh...

548
00:37:45,959 --> 00:37:47,134
Stonehenge?

549
00:37:47,917 --> 00:37:49,571
The Holocaust?

550
00:37:49,615 --> 00:37:53,880
What are
the key components
of consciousness?

551
00:37:57,623 --> 00:37:59,189
Is my dad in Heaven?

552
00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:04,456
Your original sin.

553
00:38:06,632 --> 00:38:07,633
[SIGHS]

554
00:38:08,547 --> 00:38:10,418
Your father is, uh,

555
00:38:13,116 --> 00:38:15,728
a man who dedicated his life
to helping others.

556
00:38:16,772 --> 00:38:19,558
He never drank or cursed

557
00:38:19,601 --> 00:38:23,126
or so much
as cracked a Playboy.

558
00:38:23,170 --> 00:38:29,176
And you prayed to me
so hard

559
00:38:29,219 --> 00:38:31,874
that he might burn
in the fires of Hell.

560
00:38:33,441 --> 00:38:34,399
[SIGHS]

561
00:38:35,617 --> 00:38:37,315
I denied your prayer.

562
00:38:38,577 --> 00:38:40,056
He's in Heaven.

563
00:38:40,927 --> 00:38:42,232
Of course.

564
00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:44,147
[EXHALES]

565
00:38:46,498 --> 00:38:48,891
Here's what
I want you to know,

566
00:38:48,935 --> 00:38:51,372
and it might be difficult
to understand,

567
00:38:52,982 --> 00:38:58,553
but the moment
that I let
your father die,

568
00:38:58,597 --> 00:39:03,602
and each and every
single moment
of your life that followed,

569
00:39:03,645 --> 00:39:07,127
was an expression of my love.

570
00:39:10,522 --> 00:39:14,264
I love you, Jesse Custer.

571
00:39:14,308 --> 00:39:16,092
Do you believe me?

572
00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:19,835
Good.

573
00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:24,536
Now, it's your turn.

574
00:39:26,059 --> 00:39:27,582
To say it back.

575
00:39:29,323 --> 00:39:31,804
Say you love me.

576
00:39:35,851 --> 00:39:39,986
Your great design
is being loved.

577
00:39:41,161 --> 00:39:42,162
Right?

578
00:39:43,598 --> 00:39:46,384
That's it. That...
That's the why.

579
00:39:46,427 --> 00:39:49,909
I gave you pain.
I gave you joy.

580
00:39:49,952 --> 00:39:51,258
Your family?

581
00:39:51,301 --> 00:39:53,695
That happiness
that you feel?

582
00:39:53,739 --> 00:39:55,480
That was my idea.

583
00:39:55,523 --> 00:39:58,526
You know, whenever
I imagined this moment,
it was just like this.

584
00:39:58,570 --> 00:40:02,095
We'd talk,
you'd answer my questions.

585
00:40:02,138 --> 00:40:04,924
I'd hear about my dad,
and you'd help me understand.

586
00:40:04,967 --> 00:40:07,753
What will be is
what has always been.

587
00:40:07,796 --> 00:40:09,276
I will go back to Heaven.

588
00:40:10,277 --> 00:40:12,279
And all you need to do

589
00:40:14,107 --> 00:40:15,282
is say it.

590
00:40:15,325 --> 00:40:18,285
I get it. I get it.
I get it.

591
00:40:20,853 --> 00:40:22,071
I understand.

592
00:40:23,333 --> 00:40:24,552
Good.

593
00:40:24,596 --> 00:40:27,729
I understand that
we would all
be better off

594
00:40:27,773 --> 00:40:30,645
without a needy
little bitch
like you around.

595
00:40:32,038 --> 00:40:33,387
[IN DISTORTED VOICE]
There.

596
00:40:34,475 --> 00:40:35,433
[GRUNTS]

597
00:40:37,565 --> 00:40:38,523
There.
Aah!

598
00:40:41,830 --> 00:40:42,918
Up.

599
00:40:45,181 --> 00:40:46,182
Down.

600
00:40:46,792 --> 00:40:47,749
[GRUNTS]

601
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,319
JESSE: [IN NORMAL VOICE]
You keep driving around,

602
00:40:53,581 --> 00:40:56,497
doing whatever it is
you're doing down here.

603
00:40:57,106 --> 00:40:58,804
But I'm warning you,

604
00:40:58,847 --> 00:41:03,286
stay out of Heaven,
and leave us alone.

605
00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:05,463
You dare...

606
00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:08,291
Only because
of your perverse power.

607
00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:11,991
Be free.

608
00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:21,174
Why?
I don't fucking need it.

609
00:41:23,306 --> 00:41:24,743
[GRUNTS]

610
00:41:31,314 --> 00:41:35,580
[IN DISTORTED VOICE]
I will rip you apart.

611
00:41:36,798 --> 00:41:39,845
I will gorge
on your innards

612
00:41:39,888 --> 00:41:42,891
and pick my teeth
with your bones!

613
00:41:44,414 --> 00:41:46,329
Still won't
make me love you.

614
00:41:51,813 --> 00:41:57,515
[VOICE FALTERS]
I am a loving God, Jesse,

615
00:41:59,168 --> 00:42:02,432
but my patience
with you,

616
00:42:02,476 --> 00:42:07,220
my patience
with all humanity,
is nearing its end.

617
00:42:07,263 --> 00:42:12,747
You will
return my affection,

618
00:42:12,791 --> 00:42:15,402
or your
replacement awaits.

619
00:42:16,664 --> 00:42:19,145
Man, you're tough.

620
00:42:19,188 --> 00:42:21,277
I get it.
We got flaws,

621
00:42:21,321 --> 00:42:22,627
thousands of them.
Millions.

622
00:42:23,236 --> 00:42:25,412
Of course.

623
00:42:25,455 --> 00:42:29,721
But on the most part,
I think humanity's
a goddamn miracle.

624
00:42:29,764 --> 00:42:32,767
And for that,
in my opinion,
you should be proud.

625
00:42:32,811 --> 00:42:36,423
But if you got
something better
cooking up in there,

626
00:42:36,466 --> 00:42:38,338
by all means,

627
00:42:38,904 --> 00:42:40,514
go for it.

628
00:42:42,385 --> 00:42:45,475
Meantime, I'm gonna
go see a movie.

629
00:42:47,434 --> 00:42:49,567
[THUNDER RUMBLING]

630
00:43:03,885 --> 00:43:05,278
[CREATURE CAWING]

631
00:43:07,454 --> 00:43:08,498
[CREATURE CONTINUES CAWING]

632
00:43:08,542 --> 00:43:09,935
Please, not now.

633
00:43:10,457 --> 00:43:11,632
[GRUNTS]

634
00:43:11,676 --> 00:43:13,373
Daddy, I love you.

635
00:43:16,376 --> 00:43:18,683
Shut up! All of you.

636
00:43:19,901 --> 00:43:21,773
I love you, Daddy

637
00:43:21,816 --> 00:43:23,078
[GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION]

638
00:43:25,690 --> 00:43:28,040
I love you, Daddy

639
00:43:28,083 --> 00:43:29,128
What do you want?

640
00:43:32,305 --> 00:43:33,741
[GRUNTING]
[CREATURE SCREECHING]

641
00:43:34,394 --> 00:43:35,613
Daddy-

642
00:43:35,656 --> 00:43:36,831
Daddy-

643
00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:38,093
Dad-

644
00:43:38,137 --> 00:43:39,573
Dad...
I love you

645
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:42,141
I love you
Daddy

646
00:43:42,184 --> 00:43:45,927
We love you

647
00:43:45,971 --> 00:43:47,233
Shut up!

648
00:43:49,148 --> 00:43:50,671
Shut up!

649
00:43:55,371 --> 00:43:58,505
Buddy, I'm telling you,
it doesn't match.

650
00:43:58,548 --> 00:44:01,029
So give me
my goddamn money back.

651
00:44:01,073 --> 00:44:04,685
Sir, keep in mind,
this is a semi-gloss finish,

652
00:44:04,729 --> 00:44:07,470
so I suggest,
take it on home,

653
00:44:07,514 --> 00:44:10,560
and see how you like it
before you make a decision.

654
00:44:10,604 --> 00:44:12,258
And if you don't like it,
you can always bring it back.

655
00:44:12,301 --> 00:44:13,781
We'll give you
a full refund.

656
00:44:13,825 --> 00:44:15,304
Uh-huh. And how long
is that good for?

657
00:44:15,348 --> 00:44:17,045
Ninety days.

658
00:44:17,089 --> 00:44:18,177
Great.

659
00:44:19,047 --> 00:44:20,701
Sorry I raised
my voice.

660
00:44:20,745 --> 00:44:22,311
Believe me,
I understand.

661
00:44:22,355 --> 00:44:24,531
See you.
All right. Take care.

662
00:44:27,273 --> 00:44:28,578
Dick.

663
00:44:33,714 --> 00:44:34,933
Who's next?

664
00:44:38,501 --> 00:44:41,940
STARR: Think I may have
to marry this nine iron.

665
00:44:45,726 --> 00:44:49,295
Left elbow in,
that's the key.

666
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:51,689
[TIRES SCREECH]

667
00:44:54,300 --> 00:44:57,042
Pensacola PD, Starr.

668
00:44:57,085 --> 00:44:58,957
We've been looking
a long time for you.

669
00:45:13,406 --> 00:45:14,363
POLICE CHIEF:
What the...[GASPS]

670
00:45:17,018 --> 00:45:18,585
FEMALE OFFICER:
He's jacking off!

671
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:23,895
Chief.

672
00:45:34,862 --> 00:45:38,605
Feels like it breaks
right to left.

673
00:45:38,648 --> 00:45:41,042
♪ I got trouble

674
00:45:41,086 --> 00:45:43,871
♪ I got trouble on my mind

675
00:45:43,915 --> 00:45:46,352
♪ I got trouble

676
00:45:46,395 --> 00:45:49,137
♪ I got trouble on my mind

677
00:45:49,181 --> 00:45:50,182
Yeah!

678
00:45:55,927 --> 00:45:58,320
♪ I got trouble on my mind ♪

679
00:46:02,281 --> 00:46:03,935
[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]

680
00:46:13,901 --> 00:46:16,599
You slaughtered
the Heavenly Host.

681
00:46:19,646 --> 00:46:21,735
They got in my way.

682
00:46:23,258 --> 00:46:25,957
So I tore them apart
like a wet sheet.

683
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:29,177
Were you not sent to Hell?

684
00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:37,055
Deathbed confession.

685
00:46:37,098 --> 00:46:40,798
...led my men to slaughter,
and I led them
to be slaughtered.

686
00:46:40,841 --> 00:46:43,713
He did me wrong,
so I shot him
and killed him.

687
00:46:43,757 --> 00:46:46,151
Split him wide open
with a dull blade.

688
00:46:46,194 --> 00:46:49,807
And after, I had my way
with his wife, while his
children were crying on me.

689
00:46:49,850 --> 00:46:53,158
God forgive me.
I dearly loved him.

690
00:46:53,201 --> 00:46:54,986
Amen.

691
00:46:56,509 --> 00:46:57,771
Preacher.

692
00:46:57,815 --> 00:46:59,991
He figured you'd
come back here
sometime.

693
00:47:00,034 --> 00:47:04,560
Figured that you and I
had some
unfinished business.

694
00:47:06,475 --> 00:47:07,607
He figured right.

695
00:47:10,088 --> 00:47:11,654
You dare?

696
00:47:12,873 --> 00:47:16,877
It is given unto none
to judge me!

697
00:47:16,921 --> 00:47:18,836
Stand aside!

698
00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:27,018
Uh...

699
00:47:31,979 --> 00:47:36,114
Can you not understand,

700
00:47:36,157 --> 00:47:37,724
William?

701
00:47:37,767 --> 00:47:40,509
Can you know

702
00:47:40,553 --> 00:47:43,773
what it was like
to be the creator

703
00:47:44,818 --> 00:47:47,386
in the time
before creation?

704
00:47:51,607 --> 00:47:53,392
I was alone.

705
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:57,744
Infinite loneliness.

706
00:47:59,615 --> 00:48:02,618
And so, out of nothing,

707
00:48:05,143 --> 00:48:07,449
I created love.

708
00:48:09,843 --> 00:48:12,585
My greatest gift,
William.

709
00:48:12,628 --> 00:48:16,458
Allow me to take my throne

710
00:48:16,502 --> 00:48:18,896
and give it to you.

711
00:48:20,419 --> 00:48:24,336
Your family,
your little girl.

712
00:48:25,946 --> 00:48:28,383
I love them so.

713
00:48:30,995 --> 00:48:31,952
[CRYING]

714
00:48:34,563 --> 00:48:35,738
[VOICE BREAKS]
I know.

715
00:48:38,828 --> 00:48:42,397
What was taken

716
00:48:43,485 --> 00:48:46,358
shall now be returned.

717
00:48:49,709 --> 00:48:51,276
Stand aside,

718
00:48:53,060 --> 00:48:56,934
and let me
give you an eternity

719
00:48:58,674 --> 00:49:00,328
of love.

720
00:49:03,244 --> 00:49:04,463
What if

721
00:49:07,074 --> 00:49:09,163
[IN DISTORTED VOICE]
I choose hate?

722
00:49:20,392 --> 00:49:21,610
[GOD YELLS]

723
00:49:22,524 --> 00:49:24,091
[THUNDER RUMBLING]

724
00:50:03,348 --> 00:50:05,089
JOHN WAYNE: [ON SCREEN]
That's what's important.

725
00:50:05,132 --> 00:50:07,700
To feel useful
in this old world.

726
00:50:07,743 --> 00:50:09,702
To hit a lick
against what's wrong,

727
00:50:09,745 --> 00:50:11,834
or to say a word
for what's right,

728
00:50:11,878 --> 00:50:15,012
even though
you get walloped
for saying that word.

729
00:50:15,055 --> 00:50:18,145
Now, I may sound like
a Bible-beater
yelling up a revival

730
00:50:18,189 --> 00:50:20,191
at a river-crossing
camp meeting,

731
00:50:20,234 --> 00:50:22,019
but that don't change
the truth none.

732
00:50:22,062 --> 00:50:24,195
There's right,
and there's wrong.

733
00:50:24,238 --> 00:50:26,110
You got to do one
or the other.

734
00:50:26,153 --> 00:50:28,503
You do the one,
and you're living.

735
00:50:28,547 --> 00:50:30,592
You do the other,
and you may be
walking around,

736
00:50:30,636 --> 00:50:32,768
but you're dead
as a beaver hat.

737
00:50:45,607 --> 00:50:49,350
So I hear
you're a banker now.
Is that right?

738
00:50:49,872 --> 00:50:51,091
Well,

739
00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:54,312
I run an
asset management fund.

740
00:50:54,355 --> 00:50:57,489
We advise small businesses
on charitable giving,

741
00:50:57,532 --> 00:51:00,187
titling of assets,
and income
replacement strategies.

742
00:51:07,586 --> 00:51:09,588
I've been praying.
Yeah?

743
00:51:12,156 --> 00:51:14,071
Don't really
know why, but...

744
00:51:15,463 --> 00:51:16,812
Just have.

745
00:51:16,856 --> 00:51:17,900
Hmm.

746
00:51:17,944 --> 00:51:19,293
No, I get it.

747
00:51:20,338 --> 00:51:21,948
I think your daddy
would, too.

748
00:51:25,212 --> 00:51:26,605
You think?
Oh, yeah.

749
00:51:28,215 --> 00:51:30,391
He said you, uh,
used to drink gasoline...

750
00:51:30,435 --> 00:51:31,958
[CASSIDY CHUCKLES]

751
00:51:32,001 --> 00:51:35,788
...and killed 20 angels
with a chainsaw.
Is that true?

752
00:51:35,831 --> 00:51:39,096
No, that's not
bloody true.
He's exaggerating.

753
00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:41,141
It was
engine coolant.

754
00:51:41,185 --> 00:51:42,534
[LAUGHS]

755
00:51:42,577 --> 00:51:44,927
He says you were
the toughest guy
he ever met.

756
00:51:47,974 --> 00:51:49,367
Really?

757
00:51:49,410 --> 00:51:51,586
Yeah.

758
00:51:51,630 --> 00:51:53,153
That means a lot
coming from him.

759
00:51:54,198 --> 00:51:56,025
Mom, too.

760
00:51:56,069 --> 00:51:57,766
She talked about
you a lot.

761
00:51:57,810 --> 00:51:59,681
All the time, actually.

762
00:52:02,597 --> 00:52:05,992
Guess she wondered
why you never
came back to see them.

763
00:52:06,035 --> 00:52:07,950
I always meant to.
I just...

764
00:52:09,169 --> 00:52:10,779
I always...

765
00:52:10,823 --> 00:52:13,521
I run out of time.
You know?

766
00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:15,349
I get it.

767
00:52:18,787 --> 00:52:20,224
She loved you.

768
00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:23,183
Very much.

769
00:52:26,665 --> 00:52:29,668
Over 150 years,
and I've been
stabbed, bloody

770
00:52:31,409 --> 00:52:34,412
chopped up, blown up,
dropped out of airplanes,

771
00:52:34,455 --> 00:52:36,327
and I just,
I just kept going.

772
00:52:36,370 --> 00:52:39,112
Because that's what you do.
You just...

773
00:52:39,156 --> 00:52:40,635
You got to
pick yourself up,
you know?

774
00:52:40,679 --> 00:52:43,421
Just forget the pain,
try and carry on.

775
00:52:45,945 --> 00:52:48,339
But your bloody mom,

776
00:52:48,382 --> 00:52:50,776
did you know she shot me
twice in the chest?

777
00:52:50,819 --> 00:52:53,561
Right in the heart.
Two times.

778
00:52:55,998 --> 00:52:57,261
[CHILDREN YELLING]

779
00:52:57,304 --> 00:52:59,219
That was years ago.

780
00:53:00,438 --> 00:53:01,787
It still hurts.

781
00:53:03,963 --> 00:53:06,313
Guys, quit your messing,
and be respectful!

782
00:53:07,358 --> 00:53:08,924
I'm sorry.
Oh, it's all right.

783
00:53:11,144 --> 00:53:12,319
[SNIFFLES]

784
00:53:15,583 --> 00:53:16,802
I think
I'll get going.

785
00:53:16,845 --> 00:53:18,586
Where to now?

786
00:53:18,630 --> 00:53:20,893
Bangkok? Tijuana?

787
00:53:20,936 --> 00:53:23,548
Always did love hearing
about your adventures.

788
00:53:23,591 --> 00:53:24,723
Hmm. No way.

789
00:53:27,291 --> 00:53:29,467
I think I'll try
someplace new.

790
00:53:35,603 --> 00:53:36,604
All right.

791
00:53:38,519 --> 00:53:39,607
Mr. Cassidy?

792
00:53:42,262 --> 00:53:43,698
We ever see you again?

793
00:53:49,356 --> 00:53:50,531
Jesus, I hope so.

794
00:53:56,058 --> 00:53:58,278
♪ And I will
stroll the merry way

795
00:53:58,322 --> 00:54:00,019
♪ And jump the hedges first

796
00:54:03,762 --> 00:54:06,243
♪ And I will drink
the clear clean water

797
00:54:06,286 --> 00:54:07,940
♪ For to quench my thirst

798
00:54:12,553 --> 00:54:14,599
♪ And I shall
watch the ferry-boats

799
00:54:14,642 --> 00:54:16,601
♪ And they'll get high

800
00:54:20,909 --> 00:54:22,955
♪ On a blue ocean

801
00:54:22,998 --> 00:54:25,958
♪ Against tomorrow's sky

802
00:54:29,222 --> 00:54:32,878
♪ And I will never grow
so old again

803
00:54:37,535 --> 00:54:42,366
♪ And I will walk and talk
in gardens
all wet with rain

804
00:54:49,198 --> 00:54:52,332
♪ Oh, sweet thing,
sweet thing ♪