1
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Do you think
we should tell him?

2
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No.

3
00:00:20,585 --> 00:00:23,153
Okay. He'll understand.

4
00:00:25,503 --> 00:00:28,028
After everything
he's been through,
you know...

5
00:00:31,683 --> 00:00:33,076
Mum's the word.

6
00:00:37,298 --> 00:00:38,864
Here he is,
Captain Morbid.

7
00:00:38,908 --> 00:00:40,388
Okay, so we slept together.

8
00:00:41,171 --> 00:00:42,477
Not his fault, not mine.

9
00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,567
You were gone,
so we can't feel
bad about it.

10
00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:48,700
So, you can lose
your shit if you want

11
00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:51,747
and Word us into toads,

12
00:00:51,790 --> 00:00:53,705
but just do it now
and get over with it.

13
00:01:01,017 --> 00:01:02,323
Thanks for telling me.

14
00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:05,978
You're welcome.

15
00:01:06,022 --> 00:01:07,110
Turn you into what?

16
00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:09,591
Toads.

17
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And we understand
if you hate us.

18
00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:13,290
No.

19
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I love you both very much.

20
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No matter what.

21
00:01:20,341 --> 00:01:21,298
Is that it?

22
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Anything else?

23
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Well, we're gonna go
and get Humperdoo,

24
00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:28,566
destroy the Grail.

25
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Maybe save the world
from a fiery apocalypse.

26
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Ah.

27
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TULIP: Only if
you're up for it.

28
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JESSE: Humperdoo.

29
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Where is he?

30
00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:04,298
[ALL CLAMORING]

31
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[INAUDIBLE]

32
00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:37,069
[GRUNTS]

33
00:02:49,734 --> 00:02:51,388
[ALL CHEERING]

34
00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:07,970
Huh? Oh.
My child.

35
00:03:09,624 --> 00:03:10,625
[GRUNTS]

36
00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:15,412
[ALL LAUGHING]

37
00:03:19,155 --> 00:03:20,200
Would you?

38
00:03:21,636 --> 00:03:23,681
[STAMMERING]
No, I meant...

39
00:03:23,725 --> 00:03:24,813
Oh, you want...

40
00:03:24,856 --> 00:03:26,423
Sure.

41
00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:27,816
Yeah, get in there.

42
00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:51,231
WOMAN: [ON PA]
And ballerinas out.

43
00:03:55,626 --> 00:03:57,585
Pocket dancers in 10.

44
00:04:02,154 --> 00:04:04,374
Cue the mimes.
Cue the mimes.

45
00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:11,425
[SAXOPHONE MUSIC PLAYING]

46
00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:16,038
Where are my mimes?

47
00:04:16,081 --> 00:04:17,822
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

48
00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:47,287
Hi, kid.

49
00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,467
JESSE:
[IN DISTORTED VOICE]
Let's go.

50
00:04:59,037 --> 00:05:00,300
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Now you don't show.

51
00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:04,260
[IN DISTORTED VOICE]
Come on.

52
00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:11,485
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

53
00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:54,832
[SIGHS]

54
00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:58,401
This may be a bit weird,

55
00:05:58,445 --> 00:05:59,489
but, uh,
all things considered,

56
00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:01,056
and I don't wanna jinx it,

57
00:06:02,797 --> 00:06:04,146
but I got
a really good feeling

58
00:06:04,189 --> 00:06:05,452
about where
things are headed.

59
00:06:06,496 --> 00:06:07,497
You know?

60
00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:13,895
So are we good?

61
00:06:15,244 --> 00:06:17,507
One good thing about going
to Hell and back, Cass,

62
00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:20,597
you get perspective.

63
00:06:20,641 --> 00:06:22,947
And she was right.
I was gone.

64
00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:26,037
But now I'm back.

65
00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:29,693
[SCREAMING IN DISTANCE]
[CLATTERING]

66
00:06:43,098 --> 00:06:45,274
Just to be clear,

67
00:06:45,317 --> 00:06:48,320
when you guys
say get Humperdoo,
you mean rescue?

68
00:06:48,364 --> 00:06:51,106
Hump never hurt a fly.
This is a rescue mission.

69
00:06:51,149 --> 00:06:52,412
Hey.
Mr. Cassidy.

70
00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,197
So sorry.
Pardon the mess.

71
00:06:58,983 --> 00:07:00,420
That's all right?

72
00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:01,508
[WHISTLES]

73
00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:03,858
When you're ready.

74
00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:15,260
Uh-oh. Sounds like Tony's bacon us crazy again.

75
00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:16,523
[GUN FIRING]

76
00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:17,654
[SCREAMS]

77
00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:21,702
Damn. These morning shows.

78
00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:24,748
MAN: [ON TV] I tried to tell you. The whole planet's gone off the rails.

79
00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:26,271
Anything for ratings.

80
00:07:26,315 --> 00:07:27,403
Nobody would listen...

81
00:07:35,803 --> 00:07:36,847
What the...

82
00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:39,633
What is this?

83
00:07:45,073 --> 00:07:46,770
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING ON TV]

84
00:07:48,772 --> 00:07:50,165
Starr.

85
00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:58,390
Today is the day,
ladies and gentlemen,

86
00:07:58,434 --> 00:08:01,611
believers and apostates.

87
00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:03,570
Today's the day
at long last

88
00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:07,269
when this grotesque
and orderless world

89
00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:08,966
comes to an end.

90
00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:10,881
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

91
00:08:17,409 --> 00:08:20,195
For those of you
watching at home,
here's how it goes.

92
00:08:20,238 --> 00:08:22,850
First, a few opening acts.

93
00:08:22,893 --> 00:08:25,592
Singers, jugglers,
ethnic musicians,

94
00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:28,986
a female comedian, and then,

95
00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:31,728
when the clock hits zero...

96
00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:35,993
The Messiah

97
00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:38,996
will dance!

98
00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,911
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

99
00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:48,049
And so signal
the apocalypse.

100
00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:51,226
Clamor, chaos,
fire from above,

101
00:08:51,269 --> 00:08:54,272
et cetera and et cetera.

102
00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:57,449
The righteous will be
spared, of course,

103
00:08:58,407 --> 00:09:00,409
but the sinners...

104
00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:01,889
[AUDIENCE JEERING]

105
00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:03,934
That's right.
The sinners...

106
00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:05,414
[AUDIENCE JEERING]

107
00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:07,808
...the feminists,

108
00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:13,683
degenerates,

109
00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:17,992
and desperados,

110
00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:23,563
today's the day
they get theirs.

111
00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:29,046
MAN: My son.

112
00:09:39,187 --> 00:09:40,710
Be careful

113
00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:42,233
with our child.

114
00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:56,334
I see everything.

115
00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:58,293
Understand?

116
00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:02,210
I know everything.

117
00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:03,690
Ah. [CHUCKLES]

118
00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:07,389
But Abel, he just wouldn't
believe me, poor schmuck.

119
00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:10,174
He'd keep saying to me,
"No, no, Cain's not just
my big brother,

120
00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:11,306
"he's my best friend."

121
00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:13,482
Are you kidding me?

122
00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:14,614
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

123
00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:18,922
Sorry to disturb you, sir.
Hey, Dad.

124
00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:20,010
Hello, Jesus.

125
00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:27,148
Hey, I, uh...
I know today's
a big day for you,

126
00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:30,630
so I, uh, just wanted
to wish you good luck.

127
00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:32,283
Uh, both of you.

128
00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:35,112
Okay.

129
00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:45,688
Okay.

130
00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:55,437
Thank you, Jesus.

131
00:10:58,353 --> 00:11:01,617
Anything else?
Like you say,
it's a busy day,

132
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,011
and he needs
to focus, so...

133
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:07,144
Yeah, of course.
Uh, of course.

134
00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:08,798
[SPEAKING GERMAN]

135
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,234
I believe in you.
Schnell.

136
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:13,194
Uh, Dad,
just one more thing.

137
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:16,893
[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]

138
00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,590
♪ "It's Tricky" is the title
Here we go

139
00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:20,462
♪ It's tricky to rock a rhyme

140
00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:22,551
♪ To rock a rhyme
That's right on time

141
00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:24,205
♪ It's tricky

142
00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:26,381
♪ It's tricky, tricky, tricky

143
00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:27,904
♪ It's tricky to rock a rhyme

144
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:30,037
♪ To rock a rhyme
That's right on time

145
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,691
♪ It's tricky

146
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,693
♪ Tricky, tricky, tricky ♪

147
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,695
[PANTING]

148
00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:39,133
Good.

149
00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:51,449
So anyway,
Cain and Abel...

150
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,364
HUMPERDOO: [GROANING] Ow!

151
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,715
Oh, hush now.
That didn't hurt.

152
00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,108
[SCREAMING]

153
00:11:58,152 --> 00:11:59,153
[EXCLAIMS]

154
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,111
That did.

155
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,029
[GRUNTS]

156
00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:11,121
Oh, I know. I know.

157
00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:17,214
Scary. But we don't want
anyone hurting you.

158
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:30,793
[GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ Go tell it on the mountain

159
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:34,101
♪ Over the hills
And everywhere

160
00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:36,843
♪ Go tell it on the mountain

161
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:40,585
♪ That Jesus Christ is born

162
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:43,066
♪ Go tell it on the mountain

163
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:49,246
♪ That Jesus Christ is... ♪

164
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:50,726
[GRUNTING]

165
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,945
Where's Cass?

166
00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:55,296
Cass?

167
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:57,341
Over here.
Check this out.

168
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:03,260
Remember, this is not
a rescue mission,
no matter what he says.

169
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,088
You know what needs
to be done, right?

170
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:14,750
Where is everybody?

171
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,236
Up there.

172
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,807
[PEOPLE CHEERING]

173
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,256
All right. Let's go.

174
00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:45,346
Not again.

175
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,524
Cass?

176
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,222
Cass?

177
00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:02,580
[EUGENE SINGS]

178
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,800
Closing time...

179
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,672
Open all the doors and...

180
00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,110
Let you out

181
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:15,463
Thanks for meeting with me,
Father.

182
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,640
I hear they're
letting you out.

183
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,251
Yeah.

184
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:24,907
Yeah. For some reason they
thought I ate Preacher Custer.

185
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:28,258
But they couldn't find him
in my poop, so...

186
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,303
So what do you want?

187
00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:32,306
I'm just...

188
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,439
I'm just hoping
to figure out

189
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:37,964
what is next?

190
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:40,575
You know, like what...

191
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,099
What am I supposed to do?

192
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:45,362
What's God's plan?

193
00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:47,930
I've been wondering
the same thing.

194
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,846
What's his plan
for someone like you?

195
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,588
Comic relief?
Cautionary tale?

196
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:55,895
Appetite suppressant.

197
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:03,337
What about rock star?

198
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:06,340
Or maybe he just
doesn't want to think
about it anymore.

199
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:08,603
Mistakes were made,

200
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,387
best forgotten
kind of thing.

201
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:13,521
Or maybe in the end,

202
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:15,523
when it comes to
someone like you,

203
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,657
there is no plan.

204
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:23,966
Yeah.

205
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:28,231
Rock star.

206
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:44,900
Cass!

207
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,602
Cassidy?

208
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,307
What you
wanna do?

209
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:03,658
Forget him.

210
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:14,538
GOD: Picture a mountain

211
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:17,411
a mile wide,
and soaring high,

212
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:21,545
made entirely
of pure flaked
Peruvian heroin.

213
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:25,114
Picture the girl,

214
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:29,553
Tulip, all to yourself.

215
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:34,341
Picture Ireland.

216
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:38,301
Ah. That's right.

217
00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:42,871
Your deepest desires.

218
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,177
[GRUNTS]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]

219
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,103
Billy?

220
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,279
Come on, Dad.

221
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,107
What are you waiting for?
A victory parade?

222
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,824
MAN: Careful now,
don't cross him.

223
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,218
That'd be poor thanks
to the man who saved me life.

224
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:29,178
Oh, out of the way,
young gombeens.

225
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:30,179
Oh!

226
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:35,576
You came back to us.

227
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,360
I'm glad to hear
your voice.

228
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:39,580
Oh, my boy.

229
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:46,326
GOD:
A second chance approaches.

230
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,286
The life
you could have had.

231
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:54,160
The man
you should have been.

232
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,988
And if it weren't
for Jesse Custer,

233
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,817
that smug son of a bitch,

234
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:03,343
the girl you would have had.

235
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,868
And all you have to do

236
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:10,959
is one little thing.

237
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,229
[ELEVATOR DINGS]

238
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:21,230
[SIGHS]

239
00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:28,585
It's gonna be okay, Jesse.

240
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:31,545
All right? Cass can
look after himself.

241
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,764
The amount of shit
he's gotten up
and walked away from?

242
00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:35,766
Yeah, pile of shit.

243
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:41,032
Hey, Jesse,
listen to me, okay?

244
00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:42,730
It's gonna be okay,
I promise.

245
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,340
[ELEVATOR THUDS]

246
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:49,389
That's God.

247
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,306
Now you listen to me,
Jesse Custer, I swear...

248
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:54,829
That time I was
with him in the desert,

249
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,004
the whole time
when I was with him

250
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,962
when he showed me
who he was,

251
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,923
arrogant, hateful.

252
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:10,758
Even when his teeth
were ripping into my flesh,

253
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:13,282
I never thought to stop him.

254
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:18,592
I never thought
to use my power
to stop God.

255
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:19,810
I just never did.

256
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,682
I read the letter, you know.

257
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:28,515
And...

258
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,779
What's perpetuity mean?

259
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:35,304
Means forever.

260
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,482
Hmm.

261
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,702
Well, I knew that.
I was just checking
if you did.

262
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,576
Now I really wish
I hadn't burned it.

263
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:47,664
What'd you do that for?

264
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,318
Well, I sort of burned
a church down.

265
00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:50,363
[SCOFFS]

266
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,496
I ain't proud of it.

267
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,547
Now this is
officially bullshit.

268
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,897
Get me up there
so I can open it
from the outside.

269
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,028
All right.

270
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:08,642
[GRUNTS]

271
00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:12,341
JESSE: Hey.

272
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:17,085
Be careful.
I ain't scared of him.

273
00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:19,348
You should be.
I know, right?

274
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:30,054
Full house, very respectful.
No candy wrappers, no texting,

275
00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:32,622
went crazy
for Paula Poundstone.

276
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:34,668
Hmm. She's funny.

277
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,758
Something the matter,
Flufferman?

278
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,978
I'm sorry, sir,
it's just...

279
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,243
This is it.
Yes.

280
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:48,769
Tonight is it.

281
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:51,554
Yes, it's everything
we've worked for.

282
00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:54,905
God is on security tonight.

283
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:57,343
You should enjoy it.
Take a break.

284
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,650
Thank you, sir.

285
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:03,523
We've made a good team.

286
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:05,176
We've made a great team.

287
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:07,004
[CHUCKLES]
Hmm.

288
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:10,225
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]

289
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:18,189
♪ Do you believe in magic
In a young girl's heartHmm.

290
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:21,802
♪ How the music can free her
Whenever it starts...

291
00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:23,020
You're a handsome woman.

292
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:30,332
And I am a very handsome man.

293
00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:33,335
♪ And the music's in me ♪

294
00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:36,556
You're just mental.
You make dogs die
when they eat chocolate.

295
00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:40,037
You know, Don Jr., testicles,
that's terrible design.

296
00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:44,085
You've had some
bad ideas in the past,
but this is just the worst.

297
00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:46,435
We both would hate to see
anything happen to him.

298
00:21:46,479 --> 00:21:47,871
Don't give me that.

299
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:50,221
You... You...
You just want me
to look after Hump

300
00:21:50,265 --> 00:21:52,398
till he dances and then the
whole bleeding world blows up.

301
00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:53,486
So what?

302
00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:55,270
Three billion people is what!

303
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,838
Seven billion six hundred
and ninety-two million
and change.

304
00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:01,407
I just can't believe...
I honestly...

305
00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:04,410
I had hoped
that the secret
to the universe

306
00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:06,716
was something a bit more
complex than just...

307
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,371
God's a frizzy-haired
homicidal lunatic.

308
00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:11,286
Who are you defending?

309
00:22:12,113 --> 00:22:14,463
People?

310
00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:16,726
Over a hundred years
and all they've done
is torment you.

311
00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:22,602
Besides, they're all going
to die sooner or later.

312
00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:26,083
That's one of
humanity's best features,
don't you think?

313
00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:30,479
Well, they've done
good stuff, too,
all right?

314
00:22:30,523 --> 00:22:31,741
Yeah, like what?
Like...

315
00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:35,745
Italian food is good,
isn't it?

316
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,182
Paul Newman?
Yeah.

317
00:22:38,226 --> 00:22:40,054
Season 2 of
The Love Boat,
brilliant.

318
00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:42,535
All right.
Be honest with me.

319
00:22:44,972 --> 00:22:48,192
Did you really think,
at the end of the day,

320
00:22:49,716 --> 00:22:52,066
that she could ever love
something like you

321
00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:55,548
without a little
divine intervention?

322
00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:00,466
You must think I'm weak.

323
00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:01,597
[SIGHS]

324
00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:02,816
Yeah, you do.

325
00:23:04,731 --> 00:23:06,950
Yeah, you think
I'm just a selfish bum

326
00:23:06,994 --> 00:23:08,604
who can't control
the pitch.

327
00:23:09,779 --> 00:23:10,867
No.

328
00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:13,827
Pronsias.

329
00:23:15,872 --> 00:23:17,831
I think you're
a tired little boy...

330
00:23:23,706 --> 00:23:25,447
who wants to go home.

331
00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:35,849
[SHOUTING]

332
00:23:37,024 --> 00:23:38,895
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

333
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,561
STARR: We enjoyed that,
didn't we?

334
00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:56,957
You were
certainly ready, sir.

335
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:01,396
Yes, since I tapped
into my wanton carnality.

336
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,138
Lots of lost time
to make up for.

337
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:09,273
We could probably
fit in another session

338
00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:10,710
before the Holy Child dances.

339
00:24:11,972 --> 00:24:13,626
Aren't you the
greedy little Gus.

340
00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:16,193
I meant after the show.

341
00:24:19,196 --> 00:24:20,284
If only, sir.

342
00:24:21,372 --> 00:24:23,070
What's that supposed to mean?

343
00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:26,900
I just meant that
after the show
we'll be in Heaven.

344
00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:30,730
We won't be able
to do this again.

345
00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:34,516
You're confused. The old plan
was for total annihilation.

346
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,606
The new plan is limited.

347
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:40,740
Limited, sir?

348
00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:43,873
Yes.

349
00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:46,006
A few bombs
here and there
to take out

350
00:24:46,049 --> 00:24:48,443
the Danes,
the teacher unions,
the hippies.

351
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,184
New plans were drawn up,

352
00:24:50,227 --> 00:24:52,403
sent out to our undercover
field operatives.

353
00:24:52,447 --> 00:24:53,579
Were there?

354
00:24:53,622 --> 00:24:56,059
Yes, I gave them
to Hoover Two.

355
00:25:00,063 --> 00:25:01,108
Shit.

356
00:25:03,197 --> 00:25:06,635
But, sir, what's the point
of limiting an apocalypse?

357
00:25:06,679 --> 00:25:10,944
The point is to kill
and not get killed,
obviously.

358
00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:17,646
But I thought
that was the plan.

359
00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:21,911
To die and ascend
gloriously into Heaven.

360
00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:24,697
Please, you're starting
to sound like one of those
religious kooks.

361
00:25:25,436 --> 00:25:27,264
Clean yourself up

362
00:25:27,308 --> 00:25:29,919
but don't touch my bidet.

363
00:25:29,963 --> 00:25:31,312
I don't want
any of your unsightly...

364
00:25:33,488 --> 00:25:35,185
Anyway, I have
to go fix this.

365
00:25:36,317 --> 00:25:38,928
HerrStarr,
I have to know.

366
00:25:38,972 --> 00:25:40,495
Why join the Grail
in the first place?

367
00:25:41,801 --> 00:25:43,193
What was all this for?

368
00:25:45,021 --> 00:25:48,068
Violence, power, dirty sex.

369
00:25:48,938 --> 00:25:50,461
Why else?

370
00:25:50,505 --> 00:25:53,029
I mean, you've certainly had
your fill, Flufferman.

371
00:25:53,073 --> 00:25:54,335
Just look at yourself.

372
00:25:59,732 --> 00:26:01,777
You going to Heaven?

373
00:26:02,865 --> 00:26:03,953
Please.

374
00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:18,011
[GROANS]

375
00:26:21,928 --> 00:26:23,146
[GRUNTING]

376
00:26:27,498 --> 00:26:28,499
Come on.

377
00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:35,768
Or don't.

378
00:26:37,073 --> 00:26:38,466
Up to you.

379
00:26:43,950 --> 00:26:45,342
It's so embarrassing.

380
00:26:45,386 --> 00:26:47,780
[SCOFFS]

381
00:26:47,823 --> 00:26:51,784
You don't think
I was embarrassed
after Stalingrad?

382
00:26:51,827 --> 00:26:55,701
Nein.I just kept going.Never quit.

383
00:26:57,398 --> 00:26:58,660
He doesn't want me.

384
00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:02,359
I don't know
what else to do.

385
00:27:04,710 --> 00:27:05,798
[SIGHS]

386
00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:07,495
Don't you?

387
00:27:10,019 --> 00:27:12,805
I appreciate
your support, Hitler.

388
00:27:12,848 --> 00:27:14,502
You believed in me
the whole time.

389
00:27:15,111 --> 00:27:16,199
But no.

390
00:27:17,548 --> 00:27:18,767
I'm not a murderer.

391
00:27:18,811 --> 00:27:23,032
No. No, no, no, of course.
Of course, I know.

392
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:27,907
I am.

393
00:27:39,048 --> 00:27:40,093
JESSE: Hey.

394
00:27:43,183 --> 00:27:44,575
Hey!

395
00:27:48,971 --> 00:27:50,146
[SOBBING]

396
00:27:54,194 --> 00:27:56,500
I... I'm sorry.

397
00:27:56,544 --> 00:27:57,893
I know I should be
up with the others

398
00:27:57,937 --> 00:27:59,808
enjoying the
apocalypse, but...

399
00:27:59,852 --> 00:28:02,637
Well, forgive me.
I don't wanna die.

400
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,899
[SCREAMS, THUDS]

401
00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:10,297
This will do.

402
00:28:13,822 --> 00:28:16,172
Have a seat.
Screw you.

403
00:28:16,216 --> 00:28:18,131
You ever see the inside
of a passenger elevator

404
00:28:18,174 --> 00:28:19,828
after its cable snaps?

405
00:28:20,829 --> 00:28:22,788
Looks like chili con carne.

406
00:28:26,574 --> 00:28:27,967
Sit.

407
00:28:36,192 --> 00:28:37,803
Well, that was easy.
What?

408
00:28:37,846 --> 00:28:41,328
Told you to do something
and you just did it.

409
00:28:41,371 --> 00:28:43,156
You threatened to
pulverize my boyfriend.

410
00:28:43,199 --> 00:28:46,855
Yeah, but I was hoping
for a bit more fight.

411
00:28:49,553 --> 00:28:52,469
Don't you have
some other dumbass shit
you should be doing?

412
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,734
Like blowing up
the world or something?

413
00:28:56,212 --> 00:28:57,431
Soon.

414
00:28:59,563 --> 00:29:00,956
What do you want?

415
00:29:01,870 --> 00:29:03,045
I just told you.

416
00:29:05,265 --> 00:29:06,353
I want a fight.

417
00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:11,793
Tulip?

418
00:29:13,621 --> 00:29:14,753
Tulip!

419
00:29:23,152 --> 00:29:24,719
Hey!

420
00:29:26,634 --> 00:29:27,896
Help!

421
00:29:30,290 --> 00:29:31,726
A punch in the face.

422
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:33,989
A kick in the balls.

423
00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:36,513
I deserve it.

424
00:29:36,557 --> 00:29:38,864
Don't I?
All the terrible
things I've done.

425
00:29:38,907 --> 00:29:41,127
Oh, yeah, for sure.
So, come on.

426
00:29:42,041 --> 00:29:43,346
Take a shot.

427
00:29:46,393 --> 00:29:47,481
You know what?

428
00:29:50,223 --> 00:29:53,617
Maybe before I would have
been interested, but now...

429
00:29:55,532 --> 00:29:56,838
I'm good.

430
00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:59,145
Oh, you think so?
Mmm-hmm.

431
00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:02,539
Uh-huh. You're...
You're good, huh?

432
00:30:04,063 --> 00:30:07,806
Yeah, I see, I see.
You think you've changed.

433
00:30:08,589 --> 00:30:09,764
[CHUCKLES]

434
00:30:10,330 --> 00:30:12,288
No.

435
00:30:12,332 --> 00:30:16,379
No, people like you,
you don't change.

436
00:30:17,076 --> 00:30:18,033
Not really.

437
00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:21,645
You wanna know
what I think?

438
00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:25,127
I think the days of me caring
about what you think...

439
00:30:27,216 --> 00:30:28,348
are done.

440
00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:31,742
Well, I bet I can
make you care.

441
00:30:35,964 --> 00:30:38,140
Sixty seconds.

442
00:30:38,184 --> 00:30:44,625
I bet I can make you lose
that famous temper of yours
and hit me.

443
00:30:44,668 --> 00:30:46,627
And if I'm wrong,
you win,

444
00:30:46,670 --> 00:30:48,368
I'll leave you
and your friends alone.

445
00:30:48,411 --> 00:30:50,849
I'll even call off
the apocalypse.

446
00:30:51,371 --> 00:30:52,502
[CHUCKLES]

447
00:30:53,764 --> 00:30:56,071
Hold on. No, hold on.

448
00:30:57,943 --> 00:31:02,208
Just sit here
and not hit you
for one minute?

449
00:31:02,730 --> 00:31:03,905
Mmm-hmm.

450
00:31:03,949 --> 00:31:04,906
[SCOFFS]

451
00:31:08,257 --> 00:31:09,476
What's the catch?

452
00:31:09,519 --> 00:31:11,391
The catch.
[LAUGHS]

453
00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:16,483
The catch is the same
as always, O'Hare.

454
00:31:17,266 --> 00:31:18,877
[TIMER TICKING]

455
00:31:20,269 --> 00:31:21,705
You're gonna screw it up.

456
00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:32,368
Murderer.

457
00:31:32,412 --> 00:31:33,413
Mmm.

458
00:31:34,370 --> 00:31:35,545
Whore.

459
00:31:37,852 --> 00:31:38,853
Liar.

460
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:40,811
[SIGHS]

461
00:31:42,074 --> 00:31:43,162
Cheat.

462
00:31:43,553 --> 00:31:45,599
[LAUGHS]

463
00:31:45,642 --> 00:31:50,821
You're doing very well.
Let's see, um, how about...

464
00:31:53,824 --> 00:31:55,043
Dallas?

465
00:31:56,740 --> 00:31:58,525
You remember Dallas?

466
00:32:01,006 --> 00:32:02,398
Losing the baby.

467
00:32:03,834 --> 00:32:06,141
Losing your daughter.

468
00:32:10,102 --> 00:32:13,670
In fact, you wanna know
what I was thinking there?

469
00:32:13,714 --> 00:32:17,283
The cosmic sweeping reason
for her death?

470
00:32:18,066 --> 00:32:19,111
[SCOFFS]

471
00:32:20,721 --> 00:32:23,376
O'Hare, wouldn't you finally
like to know...

472
00:32:24,290 --> 00:32:25,465
why?

473
00:32:29,686 --> 00:32:30,687
Huh.

474
00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:38,826
I can't remember.

475
00:32:46,312 --> 00:32:47,443
[TIMER RINGING]

476
00:32:50,098 --> 00:32:51,143
[TULIP THUDS]

477
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,146
I win.

478
00:33:05,853 --> 00:33:08,073
And next.

479
00:33:26,352 --> 00:33:28,006
[CASSIDY GROANING]

480
00:33:32,488 --> 00:33:33,620
Cass?

481
00:33:33,663 --> 00:33:35,187
[CASSIDY GROANING]

482
00:33:41,976 --> 00:33:43,804
Oh, Jesus Christ.

483
00:33:44,674 --> 00:33:46,633
Cass.
Jesse.

484
00:33:47,242 --> 00:33:49,201
I said, "No."

485
00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:52,639
He... He tried to tempt me.
Said he could send me home.

486
00:33:52,682 --> 00:33:53,857
I said, "No."

487
00:33:53,901 --> 00:33:55,772
Good man. Good man.
I'll get some blood.

488
00:33:55,816 --> 00:33:58,123
No, no, no.
There's no time.

489
00:33:58,166 --> 00:33:59,646
You have to get Humperdoo.

490
00:34:00,951 --> 00:34:02,736
You're gonna kill him,
aren't you?

491
00:34:04,999 --> 00:34:07,306
God won't let us
take him, Cass.

492
00:34:07,349 --> 00:34:09,003
I'm sorry.
[SOBS]

493
00:34:11,179 --> 00:34:12,485
I'm sorry, too.

494
00:34:13,616 --> 00:34:15,357
I'm sorry I'm so weak.

495
00:34:15,836 --> 00:34:17,490
You're not.

496
00:34:17,533 --> 00:34:20,319
Look at you.
You're a survivor.Yeah.

497
00:34:21,668 --> 00:34:23,713
I'm so sick of it.

498
00:34:23,757 --> 00:34:24,845
What are you talking about?

499
00:34:24,888 --> 00:34:27,587
He said he could
send me home, Jesse.

500
00:34:28,849 --> 00:34:30,155
But you were strong.

501
00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:34,681
You turned him down.

502
00:34:36,378 --> 00:34:37,901
You turned him down.

503
00:34:37,945 --> 00:34:39,294
I said, "No."

504
00:34:40,904 --> 00:34:42,819
Over and over I said, "No."

505
00:34:47,433 --> 00:34:48,521
Until I said, "Yes."

506
00:34:49,739 --> 00:34:50,784
[GRUNTING]

507
00:34:55,571 --> 00:34:56,703
[COUGHS]

508
00:35:00,576 --> 00:35:02,230
Well done, Pronsias.

509
00:35:02,274 --> 00:35:05,277
I did it for Hump.
I didn't do it for you.

510
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,106
Yeah, whatever you wanna
tell yourself, vampire.

511
00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:10,456
Still...

512
00:35:11,544 --> 00:35:12,719
You must be thirsty.

513
00:35:32,434 --> 00:35:33,566
Back to work!

514
00:35:48,929 --> 00:35:51,192
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
[CROWD CHEERING]

515
00:35:57,633 --> 00:35:59,418
[STRUMMING GUITAR]
♪ Closing time ♪

516
00:35:59,461 --> 00:36:01,159
[TIRES SCREECHING]

517
00:36:01,202 --> 00:36:02,943
[GRUNTS]
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

518
00:36:18,263 --> 00:36:19,742
GOD: The world is ending.

519
00:36:19,786 --> 00:36:24,051
The theater is full,
and the church is empty.

520
00:36:26,706 --> 00:36:28,795
I rest my case.

521
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,411
[SCOFFS] Now you quit.

522
00:36:37,847 --> 00:36:39,458
If ever there was
an occasion...

523
00:36:40,285 --> 00:36:41,503
What do you want?

524
00:36:43,505 --> 00:36:47,727
My mom, dad,
my eye, my friends,

525
00:36:48,815 --> 00:36:50,425
you've taken everything.

526
00:36:52,601 --> 00:36:54,168
I want...

527
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,216
what was taken
from me.

528
00:37:00,914 --> 00:37:02,089
Genesis.

529
00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:06,702
It was never
meant to be.

530
00:37:06,746 --> 00:37:11,185
It's a stain on both
Heaven and Hell,

531
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,187
a blasphemous stain.

532
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:15,798
With a power to rival
your own.

533
00:37:20,673 --> 00:37:23,023
Well, maybe so.

534
00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:27,897
That'd solve
everything for you,
wouldn't it?

535
00:37:28,898 --> 00:37:31,727
If Genesis worked on me?

536
00:37:38,125 --> 00:37:39,387
Try it.

537
00:37:42,042 --> 00:37:43,261
Look at me.

538
00:37:45,524 --> 00:37:46,568
Hey.

539
00:37:49,484 --> 00:37:52,052
[IN DISTORTED VOICE]
Look at me!

540
00:37:55,795 --> 00:37:57,318
[YELLS]

541
00:38:00,234 --> 00:38:02,105
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Come on, Preacher!

542
00:38:02,149 --> 00:38:03,803
Here's your chance.

543
00:38:03,846 --> 00:38:05,283
[IN DISTORTED VOICE]
Command me!

544
00:38:11,637 --> 00:38:13,073
[GASPING]

545
00:38:14,204 --> 00:38:16,685
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
You fear me.

546
00:38:16,729 --> 00:38:18,383
[IN DISTORTED VOICE]
As you should!

547
00:38:18,426 --> 00:38:19,732
[YELLS]

548
00:38:31,526 --> 00:38:32,788
[GRUNTS]

549
00:39:15,788 --> 00:39:16,876
[SIGHS]

550
00:39:23,056 --> 00:39:25,363
Why are you doing this?
You're from Hell.

551
00:39:27,190 --> 00:39:28,888
What do you care
who the Messiah is?

552
00:39:32,544 --> 00:39:34,807
Because I want to win,
of course.

553
00:39:36,025 --> 00:39:41,204
Humperdoo is divine.
That much is clear.

554
00:39:41,248 --> 00:39:43,511
He will be
a formidable opponent.

555
00:39:44,904 --> 00:39:46,296
Whereas you...

556
00:39:46,949 --> 00:39:48,124
[SNIGGERS]

557
00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:51,258
I said, "No."

558
00:39:51,301 --> 00:39:53,391
Murder is wrong.

559
00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:56,437
What? Will you stop me,
Mr. Powerfluff?

560
00:39:56,481 --> 00:39:58,874
Maybe I will.
Get off me, you loser!

561
00:39:58,918 --> 00:40:00,049
Oh!

562
00:40:05,359 --> 00:40:06,404
[GRUNTS]

563
00:40:08,710 --> 00:40:09,842
[SCREAMS]

564
00:40:12,888 --> 00:40:14,499
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

565
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:21,070
STARR: Function. Start. Send.

566
00:40:21,114 --> 00:40:23,203
Nothing's happening.
ADNAN: [ON PHONE] Are you sure you press the right button?

567
00:40:23,246 --> 00:40:24,944
I'm telling you,
it's not sending.

568
00:40:24,987 --> 00:40:27,512
Have you tried turning it
off and on again?

569
00:40:27,555 --> 00:40:30,428
Adnan, listen to me
very carefully.

570
00:40:30,471 --> 00:40:32,952
If I don't get those
override orders out,

571
00:40:32,995 --> 00:40:36,912
you, your family, your entire
tech support department

572
00:40:36,956 --> 00:40:39,175
and everyone else on
Planet Earth will be consumed

573
00:40:39,219 --> 00:40:42,396
in a nuclear firestorm,
understand?

574
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,616
Please hit function,
start and send.

575
00:40:44,659 --> 00:40:48,184
Function, start, send.

576
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:52,972
Function, start, send.

577
00:40:56,802 --> 00:40:57,803
[GRUNTING]

578
00:41:09,989 --> 00:41:11,251
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

579
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,471
[LAUGHING]

580
00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:15,864
Humperdoo.

581
00:41:16,691 --> 00:41:18,780
Yeah, buddy, can't wait.

582
00:41:23,393 --> 00:41:25,091
Our time is almost done.

583
00:41:26,396 --> 00:41:28,442
Time to release Genesis.

584
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,053
Let it go.

585
00:41:31,097 --> 00:41:33,534
But why do I have it?

586
00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:35,493
Why'd it find me
in the first place?

587
00:41:36,232 --> 00:41:37,799
God only knows.

588
00:41:39,409 --> 00:41:40,715
Now give it to me.

589
00:41:42,282 --> 00:41:43,892
Go ahead, just take it.

590
00:41:46,112 --> 00:41:47,243
[IN DISTORTED VOICE]
Give it to me!

591
00:41:50,986 --> 00:41:52,379
God Almighty,

592
00:41:53,119 --> 00:41:54,424
my ass.

593
00:41:56,383 --> 00:41:57,950
You want it so bad,

594
00:41:57,993 --> 00:42:00,474
why don't you reach in
and take it,
you son of a bitch.

595
00:42:01,823 --> 00:42:02,781
[GASPS]

596
00:42:04,130 --> 00:42:05,523
[RUMBLING]

597
00:42:14,706 --> 00:42:17,143
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
What did you do?

598
00:42:30,286 --> 00:42:31,287
You.

599
00:42:32,245 --> 00:42:33,507
JESSE: That's right.

600
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:34,769
The Saint of Killers.

601
00:42:36,075 --> 00:42:37,163
Yes.

602
00:42:38,164 --> 00:42:39,818
We know each other.

603
00:42:40,819 --> 00:42:44,779
We actually go
way back.

604
00:42:52,091 --> 00:42:54,702
Isn't that right, William?

605
00:42:55,703 --> 00:42:57,618
My old friend.

606
00:43:17,943 --> 00:43:20,946
Way back.

607
00:43:23,165 --> 00:43:25,385
JESSE:
He's all yours. Do it.

608
00:43:26,908 --> 00:43:28,083
What are you waiting for?

609
00:43:28,997 --> 00:43:29,998
Shoot him.

610
00:43:31,043 --> 00:43:33,088
Do it! Shoot him!

611
00:43:40,661 --> 00:43:44,578
[WOMAN SINGING LULLABY
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

612
00:43:46,493 --> 00:43:47,799
[CONTINUES SINGING]

613
00:43:49,670 --> 00:43:50,802
[CROWS CAWING]

614
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:10,735
He's not here
for me, Preacher.

615
00:44:12,737 --> 00:44:14,216
He's here for you.

616
00:44:38,763 --> 00:44:40,721
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]