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[RATTLING]

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[TOOLS CLATTERING]

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KARL:
I think it's ready.

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But there's only
one way to find out.

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[TAPPING]

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A bit more.

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[MAN GROANS]

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My God,
it works perfectly.

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I'll never doubt
you again, brother.

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♪ He truly feels

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♪ Und not the words of one
who kneels

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♪ The record shows

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♪ I took the blows

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♪ Und did it

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♪ My way ♪

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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

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Undnow,
ladies undgentlemen,

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your next
Little Mr. Dusseldorf,

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for the fourth year
in a row,

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Klaus Starr!

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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you so much.

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I'll always be happy.

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Congratulations, Dieter.
Mr. Congeniality,
three years straight.

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Congratulations
to everyone.

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Get him.

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[PUNCHES LANDING]
[STARR GRUNTING]

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[STARR GROANS]

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You're the star,
aren't you, Klaus?

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I wonder what kind of star
you'd be without your looks.

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BOYS: [CHANTING]
A star for a Starr.
A star for a Starr.

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A star for a Starr.
A star for a Starr.

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[BOYS CONTINUE CHANTING]

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[STARR SCREAMING]

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My beauty!

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My eye!

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[SHUSHING]

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You're okay.
You're okay.

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I'm sorry.
Oh, don't be.

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No, you just had a bad dream.
Perfectly normal during
this procedure.

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My genitals...

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We saved what we could.

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Which turned out
to be nothing.

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[GRUNTS]

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Yes, no doubt it is
a fine spigot,

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but that's
cold comfort to him.

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You saved my life,
at least.

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What, may I ask,
are your names?

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Well, I'm Karl Chunt,

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and these are my brothers,
Ernie and Cyrus.

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[CYRUS GRUNTING]

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Let's get some
food in you.

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There.
[GROANS]

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A little comfort food.
Put some meat back
on those bones.

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Ah!

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Mmm.

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That's good.
Ernie made it.

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[SOBBING]

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I'm sorry.

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It's been so long since
someone showed me kindness.

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I've had so much
taken from me.

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People are cruel.

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You...

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You're eating me!

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But we all are.

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You're the guest,
you got first bowl.

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Idiots! Do you
have any idea...

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I am the most
powerful man in the...

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Stop that!

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Not another bite.

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Listen to me,

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you knit-browed
monkey dullards!

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My location has
been broadcast by
a subdural transponder.

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I would think twice
before you choose
how to proceed.

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At this precise moment,
the world's most
lethal operatives

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are converging
on this very spot to
rescue me and to kill you!

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[GRUNTS]
Shut up!

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Oh!

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You got your
blood pressure up,
don't you?

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You know what
that means, Ernie.

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It's time for
your favorite.

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[LAUGHS]

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It's thigh time.

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[ALL LAUGHING]

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[CHAINSAW WHIRRING]

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[GUNSHOTS]

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Sir, I'm here to...

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[SOBBING]

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[CONTINUES SOBBING]

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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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[SCOFFS]

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After all he's done,
knowing what he
plans to do,

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you're really
gonna stick with God?
Like a child?

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I gave you my answer.

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Yeah, well,
it's a shit one.

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Then I guess it's back to
watching my dad get killed
over and over.

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I'll let you in
on something, Fiore.

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I've had that
playing in my head
since I was 10 years old.

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Your little filmstrip
ain't gonna change shit.

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Let me let you in
on something, Preacher.

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The filmstrip part
of things is over.

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[GRUNTS]

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[THUNDER CRASHES]

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It's a bit wrathful-lookin',
isn't it?

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Old Testament-like.

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Yeah?

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Well, let's find out.

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[HUMPERDOO WHIMPERING]

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[WHIMPERING]

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Well, come on,
just do it.No.

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He killed Jesse in front
of us, so I'm doing this
in front of him.

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We are in front of him.

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He's God,
he can see us

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on the bloody toilet,
can't he?

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I wanna see him
seeing it.

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Come out and face us,
you sack of shit!

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[THUNDER CRASHING]

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Huh.

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He'll make
his move.

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We're gonna
stay right here
until he does.

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[RAIN STOPS]

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All right.
Now, then...

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Let's find a place
for our little family.

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Who have we got here?
We've got Daddy Pinecone.

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Over there.

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We've got Mommy
Pinecone there.

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And who is this
little bastard here?

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Who's that?

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Humperdoo pinecone.

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Okay, over here.

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They new batteries?

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Yeah. I switched them
out this mornin'.

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These, too.

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A couple of new spares.

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Come on,
turn around.

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Now,

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let's go to the moon.

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CASSIDY:
Ooh! God's here.

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You gotta go,
you gotta go to the moon.

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Go to moon!

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[LAUGHS]

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Go to moon!

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One Mississippi,
two Mississippi,

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three Mississippi,
four Mississippi,

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five Mississippi,
six Mississippi,

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seven Mississippi,
eight Mississippi,

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nine...

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And boom.

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Go to moon!
[LAUGHS]

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[CHUCKLES]

153
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No, he cracks me up.

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Do you know
what I'm saying?
I mean...

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There's something
about him, right?

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00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,482
Oh, he's adorable.

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And he's the only thing

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that piece of shit God
cares about,

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so when the time comes...

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Yeah. No, you're right.
Gloves are off.

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Don't forget why
we're here, okay?

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[SCREAMING]

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You'll do great.
Mmm.

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It feels wrong.

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Nein, nein.

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Fear unddoubt,
you cannot let them
cloud your judgement

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or you'll
fail to act.

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No, it's just...

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I'm overstepping.

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[SIGHS]

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Listen to me, Jesus.

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And I speak
from experience.

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There comes a time in life

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where you simply have to do

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the right thing.

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Right. I'm worried that
we're doing the wrong thing.

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Nein, nein.

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We cannot
and we will not.

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I know,
that's what I'm saying.I know.

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What?
Don't worry,

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we are exactly
on the same page.

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[METAL CREAKING]

183
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[METAL CONTINUES CREAKING]

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[SIGHS]

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My condolences,
Allfather,

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for the passing
of the Christ child.

187
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Suicide. So tragic.

188
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And yet they say
depression is a sign
of genius...

189
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Cut the bullshit, Hitler.

190
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,476
We all know he didn't
kill himself.

191
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,391
And we all know
he was just a clone

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of the real Humperdoo,

193
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whom we still cannot find.

194
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In other words,
we know we've failed.

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It's over.

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No Messiah, no dance.

197
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:03,103
No apocalypse.

198
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:10,762
On the other hand,

199
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:13,678
there is something
else we know.

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00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:19,859
We have Jesus
of Nazareth.

201
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:23,993
The original,
accept-no-substitutions
Messiah.

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00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,257
You speak of clones.

203
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:30,608
What is this missing
Christ child

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00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:34,003
but a clone of our freundhere?

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00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:38,138
[SCOFFS] Him.

206
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:41,837
We wouldn't be in this mess
if he hadn't been caught
whoring around...

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00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,231
One time. Okay?

208
00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:48,191
And it was 2,000 years ago.
And she wasn't a whore.

209
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:49,366
[SCOFFS]

210
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,851
Let us
show you something.

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00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:12,389
It's not necessary.

212
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,217
♪ This speech
is my recital

213
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:16,132
♪ I think
it's very vital

214
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:17,220
♪ To rock
♪ A rhyme

215
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:18,482
♪ That's right
♪ On time

216
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,223
♪ It's Tricky is the title
here we go

217
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:23,748
♪ It's tricky to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that's right on time

218
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,402
♪ It's tricky

219
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:27,578
♪ It's tricky, tricky
♪ Tricky, tricky

220
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:31,147
♪ It's tricky to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that's right on time

221
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:32,888
♪ It's tricky

222
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,412
♪ Tricky,
tricky, tricky

223
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:38,763
♪ I met this little girlie
her hair was kinda curly

224
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,722
♪ Went to her house
and bust her out

225
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:42,593
♪ I had to leave
real early

226
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,160
♪ These girls
are really sleazy

227
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:46,206
♪ All they just say
is please me

228
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:48,121
♪ Or spend some time
and rock a rhyme... ♪

229
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:50,297
Enough!
[JESUS GRUNTS]

230
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:51,298
[MUSIC STOPS]

231
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:56,825
It's not up to me.

232
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,262
So save
your ghetto gyrations

233
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:03,701
for someone whose dick
doesn't require
constant descaling.

234
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:08,576
Humperdoo is
the chosen one,

235
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:11,448
and he is the one that
your father wants.

236
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:14,451
Not you.

237
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,324
Not ever.

238
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:23,852
CASSIDY: Hump!

239
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:32,252
Humperdoo!

240
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:35,037
Hump! Bollocks.
Hump!

241
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,778
How the hell'd
he get away, Cass?

242
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,736
Because I needed
to pee, all right?

243
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,434
Look, I don't
like doing it
in front of him.

244
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:41,739
He thinks I'm
trying to play.

245
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,045
Well, you should have
switched with me.

246
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,786
Look, I...
[HUMPERDOO EXCLAIMS]

247
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:55,579
Look at that.
Can you
believe that?

248
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:58,626
[SOFTLY]
Humperdoo, Humperdoo.

249
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,932
Hump.
Humperdoo.Huh?

250
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,673
Come here.

251
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,023
Come here.

252
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:07,069
I know.

253
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:11,595
Holy shit.
Dude, that was biblical.

254
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,685
Dog.
Yeah, sure, it was a dog.

255
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,862
Mister, we're gonna have to
check you for ticks now.

256
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:19,908
[GROANS]
For real, for real, man.

257
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:22,128
What?
Messing with wild deer.

258
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,652
Unbelievable, dude.

259
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,219
That was biblical, man.

260
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,482
[BABBLES]

261
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:31,528
Damn it, we've been
looking all over
the place for you.

262
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,095
Let's go and chill
at the thing.

263
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,579
[METAL CLINKING]

264
00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,208
[GRUNTS]

265
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,387
[METAL CONTINUES CLINKING]

266
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:17,618
[GRUNTS]

267
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:21,839
[GRUMBLES]

268
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,454
[GRUNTING]

269
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:12,890
[STRUGGLING]

270
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,420
[SCREAMING]

271
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:26,252
[WHIMPERING]
[LIQUID GUSHING]

272
00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,433
[SOBBING]

273
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:43,573
Oh, Klaus.

274
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:48,274
I thought you wanted
to be beautiful again.

275
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:56,543
I do. But I can't
find the child.

276
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:59,328
I've tried everything.

277
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:02,766
I just don't know
where he is.

278
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,642
That's because

279
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:15,518
you never asked.

280
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:19,914
Bring him home,
and you'll get your
looks back.

281
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,315
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[RATS SQUEALING]

282
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:36,800
[PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

283
00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,498
[ALARM BLARING]
[GUNS FIRING]

284
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:42,980
[JESSE GRUNTS]

285
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:50,336
[DOOR OPENS]

286
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,392
Thanks.

287
00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:54,835
What do you
think now?

288
00:21:57,272 --> 00:21:58,404
About what?

289
00:21:58,447 --> 00:21:59,753
God.

290
00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,367
You still got
questions for him?

291
00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:09,937
You ever hear that story
about the drunk general

292
00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:12,243
who got caught
reading his map
sideways?

293
00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:18,902
It was back in the war.
Middle of a big battle.

294
00:22:21,296 --> 00:22:26,040
Colonel riding up on his horse
and he says to the general,

295
00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:29,522
"What do we do?"

296
00:22:29,565 --> 00:22:33,743
And General says,
"We're gonna march
right up that hill."

297
00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:40,315
Colonel sees the sideways map
in the general's hand, but...

298
00:22:43,492 --> 00:22:46,190
Well, he follows orders
just like everybody else,

299
00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:51,152
so he sends
his men up that hill
into a slaughter.

300
00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:54,808
You could hear them boys
laid up on that hill,

301
00:22:54,851 --> 00:22:57,593
screaming into the night,
all the next day.

302
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,382
The whole hill

303
00:23:04,687 --> 00:23:07,734
screaming and dying.

304
00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:13,957
All because a colonel
followed his orders.

305
00:23:17,352 --> 00:23:19,310
You were the colonel.

306
00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:24,664
I was the general.

307
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,543
I never heard you
talk that much.

308
00:23:40,331 --> 00:23:42,595
I thought you were doomed
to walk the earth.

309
00:23:44,901 --> 00:23:46,381
[HORSE WHINNIES]

310
00:23:56,652 --> 00:23:58,872
Where did you
get that horse?

311
00:23:59,655 --> 00:24:01,614
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

312
00:24:08,403 --> 00:24:10,449
No...

313
00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:11,972
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]

314
00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:18,848
You hear that, Preacher?
That's what's coming
'cause of you.

315
00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:21,590
[PEOPLE CONTINUE SCREAMING]

316
00:24:24,593 --> 00:24:27,857
You better sit on
that throne, Preacher.

317
00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:34,124
[SCREAMS FADE AWAY]

318
00:24:39,956 --> 00:24:43,656
Sorry, but there's only
one way out of here.

319
00:24:43,699 --> 00:24:46,136
This is just a test.
Yeah, it's a test.

320
00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:48,051
Of your stupidity.

321
00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:54,318
God's plan is real, okay?
We're not mucking about.

322
00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:57,583
You think we put ants
up your bottom for fun?

323
00:24:57,626 --> 00:25:00,237
He's testing my faith.

324
00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:03,632
This can't be his plan.
There has to be
something more.

325
00:25:03,676 --> 00:25:05,939
Of course there's more.
There's always more.

326
00:25:05,982 --> 00:25:09,464
There's whips
and saws,

327
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:12,946
and chains,
and molten magma

328
00:25:12,989 --> 00:25:19,213
smeared over
your buttocks like butter
on a cream cracker.

329
00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:20,344
A what?

330
00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:22,738
It's a biscuit.
It's a square...

331
00:25:22,782 --> 00:25:25,872
Look, that
doesn't matter!
[EXHALES HEAVILY]

332
00:25:25,915 --> 00:25:28,614
Jesus, Fiore.

333
00:25:28,657 --> 00:25:31,094
Those speedballs have
turned you into a dick.

334
00:25:36,056 --> 00:25:37,710
Do what you have to do.

335
00:25:38,928 --> 00:25:41,409
I like biscuits.

336
00:25:41,452 --> 00:25:42,715
Just put him
on the throne.

337
00:25:44,847 --> 00:25:46,109
[JESSE GRUNTS]

338
00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:50,157
It's not that kind
of biscuit.

339
00:25:53,639 --> 00:25:56,772
MAN: Jesse. Live.

340
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,827
[GASPING FOR AIR]

341
00:26:09,263 --> 00:26:11,004
[STRAINING]

342
00:26:13,963 --> 00:26:15,051
[GRUNTS]

343
00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:19,578
[COUGHS]

344
00:26:35,376 --> 00:26:36,986
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]

345
00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:49,346
They're just
sitting down to eat.

346
00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:00,183
Oh!

347
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:01,968
Oh!

348
00:27:06,494 --> 00:27:07,495
CASSIDY:
All right.

349
00:27:12,239 --> 00:27:13,283
No?

350
00:27:13,327 --> 00:27:15,111
Oh, yeah.
Yeah?

351
00:27:15,155 --> 00:27:17,244
It's good stuff.
What's in here?

352
00:27:17,287 --> 00:27:18,637
What is that?

353
00:27:19,550 --> 00:27:21,727
Are they blueberries?
Yeah.

354
00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:23,293
Good, right?
On a burger.

355
00:27:23,337 --> 00:27:24,947
It's very surprising.
Mmm.

356
00:27:24,991 --> 00:27:26,601
Hump here sure loves it.
Look at that.

357
00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:30,126
Yeah.

358
00:27:31,171 --> 00:27:32,999
He sort of does,
doesn't he?

359
00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:35,218
Oh, are you kidding me?
He is a huge fan.

360
00:27:36,045 --> 00:27:37,438
[SHRIEKS]

361
00:27:37,481 --> 00:27:38,569
Are you kidding me?

362
00:27:42,878 --> 00:27:45,707
It's probably
just a little bug.
You know, it happens...

363
00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:53,149
HUMPERDOO: Wow!

364
00:27:53,193 --> 00:27:54,977
[HUMPERDOO LAUGHS]

365
00:27:55,021 --> 00:27:56,022
[GRUNTS]

366
00:27:57,763 --> 00:28:01,027
Well, I think
it's contagious.

367
00:28:06,423 --> 00:28:08,861
[PULSATING]

368
00:28:08,904 --> 00:28:10,558
Hey, Hump.

369
00:28:11,907 --> 00:28:13,256
Time to go to the moon.

370
00:28:13,648 --> 00:28:16,216
[GRUNTS]

371
00:28:16,259 --> 00:28:17,391
Go to the moon!

372
00:28:20,873 --> 00:28:22,178
Hello, Marnie.

373
00:28:22,222 --> 00:28:25,747
Oh, man.
I am so sick...

374
00:28:31,797 --> 00:28:33,015
[GRUNTING]

375
00:28:35,061 --> 00:28:37,280
Sir, I'd like to renew
my request to put
a bullet in...

376
00:28:37,324 --> 00:28:38,368
Where is the child?

377
00:28:39,326 --> 00:28:40,588
He's long gone.

378
00:28:40,631 --> 00:28:42,068
MAN: [ON RADIO]
Target acquired.Let's go.

379
00:28:45,811 --> 00:28:47,595
Do it.
What?

380
00:28:47,638 --> 00:28:48,683
Cass...

381
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,337
Let's think about this.

382
00:28:50,380 --> 00:28:52,165
Take him out.
No.

383
00:28:52,992 --> 00:28:54,820
Give it to me.

384
00:28:54,863 --> 00:28:58,475
Look, I'm not going
to kill Hump, all right?
He hasn't done anything.

385
00:28:58,519 --> 00:29:00,739
Give it,
or I'll take it.

386
00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:05,569
Look, I respect you,
all right, and your skills
as a fighter, Tulip.

387
00:29:05,613 --> 00:29:07,963
Well, honestly, though,
I'm a bloody vampire.

388
00:29:08,007 --> 00:29:09,748
You know,
there's no way
in hell you're...

389
00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:14,927
No, no, no!

390
00:29:25,285 --> 00:29:26,286
[GROANS IN PAIN]

391
00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:35,774
To the moon!

392
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,956
[HUMPERDOO YELLING EXCITEDLY]

393
00:29:48,134 --> 00:29:49,135
Shit.

394
00:29:53,095 --> 00:29:54,575
[CLICKING]

395
00:30:06,282 --> 00:30:08,632
I'm sorry about the...
That's all right.

396
00:30:08,676 --> 00:30:10,156
[CHUCKLES]

397
00:30:10,199 --> 00:30:13,463
I was mansplaining
a bit, wasn't I?Mmm-hmm.

398
00:30:13,507 --> 00:30:15,770
[SIGHS]

399
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:18,033
It's just going
to be such a bitch
to pull out.

400
00:30:18,077 --> 00:30:19,078
[CHUCKLES]

401
00:30:22,951 --> 00:30:24,953
So, what
do we do now?

402
00:30:27,608 --> 00:30:29,349
What else?

403
00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:32,004
We gotta
go get him.

404
00:30:32,047 --> 00:30:33,266
Mmm-hmm.

405
00:30:35,703 --> 00:30:37,836
To save him
or to kill him?

406
00:32:06,098 --> 00:32:07,186
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]

407
00:32:21,983 --> 00:32:24,333
GOD:
Hello, my child.

408
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:34,648
Yes, yes.
It's really me.

409
00:32:37,868 --> 00:32:41,046
It's not a trick.
You're not in Hell.

410
00:32:42,569 --> 00:32:45,137
I brought you back.

411
00:32:50,794 --> 00:32:52,709
I did it.

412
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,061
I refused.

413
00:32:57,279 --> 00:32:59,499
They tried everything
they could.

414
00:32:59,542 --> 00:33:03,764
They burnt me,
they tortured me,
but I refused!

415
00:33:03,807 --> 00:33:06,810
I refused!
I know you did.

416
00:33:06,854 --> 00:33:08,725
It was
just a test.

417
00:33:08,769 --> 00:33:12,207
The whole damn thing,
my whole life was
a test right?

418
00:33:12,251 --> 00:33:14,688
Yes, it was.
And I passed!

419
00:33:14,731 --> 00:33:17,952
So you don't have to
start again. You don't
have to end the world,

420
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,519
because I passed!

421
00:33:20,302 --> 00:33:22,609
You came

422
00:33:22,652 --> 00:33:24,698
so close.

423
00:33:28,615 --> 00:33:29,790
Close?

424
00:33:31,270 --> 00:33:33,620
What do you mean?

425
00:33:35,839 --> 00:33:38,799
I didn't forsake you.

426
00:33:38,842 --> 00:33:40,105
I didn't
sit on your throne.

427
00:33:41,584 --> 00:33:43,064
Yeah,

428
00:33:43,108 --> 00:33:44,935
but you wanted to.

429
00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:49,331
I wanted to?

430
00:33:50,898 --> 00:33:52,204
Are you serious?

431
00:33:52,247 --> 00:33:55,990
You sinned
in your heart, Jesse.

432
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,166
Is that not serious?

433
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:04,477
You're gonna end the world
because I was tempted?

434
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:07,088
All have sinned

435
00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:10,961
and fallen short
of the glory of God.

436
00:34:11,005 --> 00:34:12,354
You're making it sound like

437
00:34:12,398 --> 00:34:15,270
there was no way
to pass the test.

438
00:34:15,314 --> 00:34:19,361
I gave mankind free will.

439
00:34:19,405 --> 00:34:24,236
Your choices are your own,
and so are the consequences.

440
00:34:24,279 --> 00:34:25,976
You made us this way.

441
00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:29,806
I made you
in my own image.

442
00:34:31,286 --> 00:34:33,897
A little thanks
would be nice.

443
00:34:33,941 --> 00:34:37,423
Thank you? For what?

444
00:34:39,686 --> 00:34:41,035
Kids with cancer?

445
00:34:42,950 --> 00:34:44,560
The Kardashians?

446
00:34:46,693 --> 00:34:49,348
[JESSE GRUNTS, CHOKES]

447
00:34:51,001 --> 00:34:52,351
[GOD SIGHS]

448
00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:55,354
Look at you

449
00:34:55,397 --> 00:34:57,486
staring at me.

450
00:35:00,272 --> 00:35:02,709
Is this how
your father raised you?

451
00:35:03,971 --> 00:35:07,235
To look your Lord
right in the eye?

452
00:35:10,238 --> 00:35:11,326
[JESSE SCREAMS]

453
00:35:11,848 --> 00:35:13,198
Argh!

454
00:35:26,515 --> 00:35:28,126
This Creation's been...

455
00:35:31,172 --> 00:35:34,044
Well, it's been
a nice run.

456
00:35:35,698 --> 00:35:38,005
Oh! Don't despair.

457
00:35:38,048 --> 00:35:40,138
You've still got
a little part to play

458
00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:42,140
before it's all
said and done.

459
00:35:43,924 --> 00:35:45,926
See you at
the apocalypse.

460
00:35:45,969 --> 00:35:48,058
Oh...

461
00:35:48,102 --> 00:35:50,670
Don't forget to bring
your friends.

462
00:35:51,323 --> 00:35:52,280
[SNAPS FINGERS]

463
00:35:57,329 --> 00:35:59,200
[ALL CLAMORING]
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]

464
00:35:59,244 --> 00:36:01,028
ANNOUNCER:
Grail members!

465
00:36:01,071 --> 00:36:03,117
please, clear a path,

466
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:07,991
as your Allfather
makes his way to the stage.

467
00:36:14,346 --> 00:36:18,393
Here he is, fully restored
to his ageless beauty,

468
00:36:18,437 --> 00:36:20,395
your Allfather!

469
00:36:20,439 --> 00:36:22,180
[CHEERING]

470
00:36:28,490 --> 00:36:35,367
Soldiers, functionaries,
temps, and others servants
of the Grail,

471
00:36:35,410 --> 00:36:38,152
your Messiah has returned.

472
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:39,588
ALL: [CHEERING]
Yeah!

473
00:36:43,070 --> 00:36:45,986
My friends, at long last,

474
00:36:46,029 --> 00:36:47,205
the apocalypse has...

475
00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:49,163
MAN: An air date?

476
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,599
STARR:
That's right.

477
00:36:51,426 --> 00:36:53,341
An air date!

478
00:36:53,385 --> 00:36:55,256
[ALL CHEERING]

479
00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:19,237
[MAN SCREAMING]

480
00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:21,848
[DOOR CLOSES]

481
00:37:27,419 --> 00:37:28,811
Your guy can get us in?

482
00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:29,986
Hmm.

483
00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:31,336
Good.

484
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,121
[MAN CONTINUES SCREAMING]

485
00:37:39,387 --> 00:37:41,433
Feels like
the end almost.

486
00:37:43,043 --> 00:37:45,175
I guess we all
gotta die sometime.

487
00:37:50,137 --> 00:37:51,399
Yeah.

488
00:37:53,488 --> 00:37:55,882
Patrick and Murphy.

489
00:37:55,925 --> 00:37:57,536
[GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING]

490
00:37:58,972 --> 00:38:01,583
They were
out fishing at sea.

491
00:38:01,627 --> 00:38:03,890
And the engine
on the boat dies.

492
00:38:03,933 --> 00:38:05,283
[LOUD CRASHING]

493
00:38:11,506 --> 00:38:13,769
"Patrick, what in the hell
are you doing that for?

494
00:38:13,813 --> 00:38:16,468
"Now we're gonna have to
piss in the boat."

495
00:38:40,448 --> 00:38:41,406
[GUITAR CONTINUES PLAYING]

496
00:38:56,246 --> 00:38:57,770
MAN: Oi, mate.

497
00:38:57,813 --> 00:39:00,120
We heard you
in line yesterday
talking shit.

498
00:39:01,164 --> 00:39:02,862
Talking shit?

499
00:39:02,905 --> 00:39:05,343
MAN 2: About a man
who commands a lot
of respect around here.

500
00:39:05,386 --> 00:39:07,214
Oh, no. No,
I didn't mean
that, okay?

501
00:39:07,257 --> 00:39:08,824
Look, I've got
nothing but
respect...

502
00:39:09,695 --> 00:39:11,261
No, no, no...

503
00:39:11,305 --> 00:39:13,263
[GRUNTING]

504
00:39:16,658 --> 00:39:18,007
Clapton is God!

505
00:39:22,621 --> 00:39:24,492
ANNOUNCER: [ON PA]
Attention, all pedophiles.

506
00:39:24,536 --> 00:39:26,842
Please report
to the news dispensary.

507
00:39:26,886 --> 00:39:30,411
Attention, pedophiles,
the news dispensary
is now open.

508
00:39:31,325 --> 00:39:33,414
Are you okay?

509
00:39:36,765 --> 00:39:39,855
What the heck, guys!?

510
00:40:06,534 --> 00:40:07,535
I feel okay.

511
00:40:07,883 --> 00:40:09,058
Mmm.

512
00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:13,411
[MAN CONTINUES SCREAMING
DISTNATLY]

513
00:40:28,338 --> 00:40:30,079
[KNOCKING]

514
00:40:30,123 --> 00:40:33,300
Bollocks. Come in.

515
00:40:33,343 --> 00:40:36,216
Look, I told you, man,
I'm gonna help you out
with the bodies tomorrow.

516
00:40:41,177 --> 00:40:42,178
Cass.

517
00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:46,444
JESSE: Tulip.

518
00:40:54,626 --> 00:40:55,888
I'm back.

519
00:41:11,730 --> 00:41:12,687
[CHUCKLES]

520
00:41:13,819 --> 00:41:16,212
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]