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[MAN GRUNTING]

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[PLAYERS GRUNTING
AND THUDDING]

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[PLAYERS GRUNTING]

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[PLAYERS YELLING]

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[PLAYERS GRUNTING]
[WOMAN SCREAMS]

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Heaven bless these souls
and accept them through
your holy gates.

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The lord is my shepherd.

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I shall not want.

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He maketh me to lie down
in green pastures.

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So now we wait here
until he uses his power again?

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That's the plan?

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JESSE: I need to get
to the lost Apostle.

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[STUTTERING]
Driver's license and
credit card, please.

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The lost Apostle, eh?
Amazing place.

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This will just take a jiff.

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Came up with the bionic ear
here, you know?

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What?

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Uh, the bionic ear.

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This is where
they invented it,
in Melbourne.

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A bit of trivia,
free of charge.

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Huh.

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[BEEPS]

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Problem?

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[STUTTERING]
Sorry, sir,

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it seems we don't have
any cars available.

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What about those?

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Well, it...

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[STUTTERING]
They're reserved for...

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...Mother's Day.

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Whatever it says there on
that screen of yours about me,

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"wanted murderer,

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"armed and dangerous."
It's a lie.

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I'm not armed.

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But I do have the power
to make people do as I say.

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Laugh, cry, kill.

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Anything.

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One time, in Texas,

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I made a cop mace
his own balls.

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But I don't want
to do that here...

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Jaxon.

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See, people been getting hurt.

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I gotta cut back on usin' it.

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Problem is,

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if I don't get to
where I need to go,

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pretty sure the whole world

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is gonna end.

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And everyone's gonna die,
so I'll leave that with you.

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I'm asking you to rent me,

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of your own free will,

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a rental car.

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Thank you.

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Jaxon.

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[USING WORD OF GOD]
You don't stutter.

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Thank you.

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[CAR LOCK CHIMES]

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[ENGINE STARTS]

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NEWSCASTER 1: [ON RADIO]
And, in other news,

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authorities continue
the international manhunt

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for the preacher
behind the pervert rampage.

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NEWSCASTER 2: There's still
no word on the whereabouts
of the missing

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New Zealand Deputy
Prime Minister.

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Sources say...
[TURNS RADIO OFF]

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[HORN BLARING]

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Preacher?

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Eugene?

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[MAN SCREAMING AND CREATURE
GROWLING IN MEMORY]

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GO!!

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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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Eugene can take
care of himself.

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If the Saint wanted him dead,
he'd be dead. Right?

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Right.

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[MOUTHING] Man!

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Eugene.

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CASSIDY: I mean, the bloody
ponce was turning 'em into
vampires and just killing.

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Also, he could
turn himself into a cat,

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flitting about in the sky
like some kind of sexy pirate.

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Dick. What'd you do?

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I turned the rest of his
followers and they ate him.

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Nice.
Yeah.

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Christ, it doesn't compare
to fighting a load of Nazis

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on a bus ride to Hell, but...
Mmm...

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Kept me fit.

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[CHUCKLES]
Stiff arm right there.

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What happened to your hair?

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Hurtful. Hurtful.
It's good to see you.[LAUGHS]

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And you, Cass.

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Sláinte.

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Yeah, that.

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Efendi.

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I need a shit,
shower and shave.

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And a phone.

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In back room.

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I'm gonna call
a certain lady.

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Mmm.
[MOUTHING]

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[WHISTLING]

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[ARCADE MACHINE BEEPING]

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CASSIDY:
Jesus Christ, huh?

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I know, right?

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Guy's a bloody handsome devil.

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I guess.

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Huh.

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Speaking of
handsome devils...

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Did you tell him
we slept together?

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Did you tell him we had sex?

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I'm not mad.
Just tell me, did you?

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Yeah.

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[GROANS]

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Nissa, look.
What?

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Bad news.

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WOMAN: [ON VIDEO]
The search continues
for the man

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who police say brutally
murdered a group
of innocent sex tourists

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here in the Middle East.

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The manhunt grows as the holy man turned pervert-hating killing machine

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was reportedly last spotted
in Australia.

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Room service.

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Good morning, Jesus.

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Your breakfast is here.

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Oh!

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Oh, Jesus.

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Due to my negligence,
Tulip O'Hare and Cassidy
have escaped Masada,

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as has our political prisoner.

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I've also failed in my duty
to track down and locate
the holy child.

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For these reasons...

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I'm ready to die.

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I'm ready, too.

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[PHONE RINGING]

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[SIGHS]

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Hmm?

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Gone? Where?

130
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Did you check the leper lab

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at the pediatric cancer wing?
He loves those sorts of...

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Hmm.

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Mmm-hmm.

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Proceed.

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Mmm.

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You have no authority.
Don't you dare.

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Or what? You'll get
your brains on me?

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Or I'll get
your brains on you.

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[GUN COCKS]

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I'll take my chances.
Idiot.

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Problem, sir?

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They can't find Jesus.

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FEATHERSTONE:
Sir, please.

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I think I've earned the right
to be executed by you
and you alone.

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[PHONE RINGING]
[SIGHS]

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How can I get anything done
when the phone won't stop?

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You've earned the right
to drop dead and get rolled
into a tarp, Flufferman,

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that's what you've earned.

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What? How dare you!

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Where the hell is Hitler?

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[GRUNTS]

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So close, mein Frau.

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So close.

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Ah, HerrStarr.

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[WHIMPERING]

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Do you know what's at stake?

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What I've been promised?
The apocalypse is going
to happen.

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And no teeny, tiny tin pot

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is going to get in my way.

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While I'm here,

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the Messiah.

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Now that you've
laid eyes on him,

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how did he seem to you?

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Fantastisch, meinAllfather.

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Congratulations.

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Finally, a Messiah
we can believe in.

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Hmm.

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The lord is my shepherd.

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I shall not want.

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He maketh me to lie down
in green pastures.

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He knows he can't hurt you.
Why would he come back?

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'Cause he knows
if he doesn't,
I'll hurt you.

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[TOOLS POUNDING AND WHIRRING]

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[WORKERS SHOUTING
INDISTINCTLY]

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[USING WORD OF GOD] Quiet!

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Listen up...

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THE SAINT OF KILLERS:
Let's go.

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CASSIDY:
Hunted down like a dog
over an orgy murder.

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I mean, this is why
we need to stick together,
isn't it?

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Mmm.

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You know,
it's all my fault.
It's not Jesse.

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He turned up like
a good friend should.

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He said, "Look, I know
we've had our differences,
you and I.

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"But that doesn't matter
right now,

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"on account of you getting
repeatedly foreskinned by a
meat-handed Italian man."

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Christ, he was
there to stop it.
He'd come to help.

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D'you know what
I said to that?

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D'you know what my stupid,
selfish response was?

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"I'd rather be circumcised."
That's right.

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Which means I got
a lot of work to do
to make it up to him now.

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So, maybe going down to
Australia to rescue him

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from whatever godforsaken mess
he's got himself into

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seems like
a pretty good start,
doesn't it? You know?

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All right, so, come on,
let's hit the road.

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Go and get our boy.
No, thank you.

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What do you mean by that?

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It means, I ain't goin'.

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[CHUCKLES] You don't
really mean that.

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Gotta fix the car.

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Dust in the carburetor.

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Then, we're taking off.

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00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,434
Take... Taking off?
What, with Jesus Christ?

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Mmm-hmm.

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He wants to see Las Vegas.

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00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:30,397
I think he's...

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00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,098
I don't know what to think.

207
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,405
But you can't just leave.
Shouldn't we stick together?

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00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,668
Well, come with.

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00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:43,236
Out on the road,
with a lonely,
handsome Jesus.

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00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:45,542
It could be fun.

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00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:46,630
Think about it.

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00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:50,895
I don't want to.

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00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,986
[ARCADE GAME BEEPING]

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00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:45,863
[WORKERS CLAMORING]

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JESUS: Nice car.

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00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:24,728
A '72 Chevelle SS.

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00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:27,644
Great 350 with
a cowl induction hood

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00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:28,950
and 4.11 gears.

219
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,127
Flowmaster and T/A tires.

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00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,085
And all mine.

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00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,306
Yeah.

222
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,179
You sure about this?

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00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:43,051
Takin' off?

224
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,662
Of course.

225
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:47,011
Don't you got stuff to do?

226
00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:49,100
Like walkin' on water.

227
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,494
Turning it into wine.

228
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:55,150
I don't know.
Well, most of that's...

229
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:58,501
Pretty much just metaphor.

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00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,635
Oh.

231
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:04,464
'Cause there's
no changin' your mind
once we hit the road.

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00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:06,248
We're committed.

233
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:08,424
Well, there is this...

234
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:10,948
Conference

235
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,474
I'm supposed to be
helping out with, but...

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00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:17,477
No.

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00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:21,568
I was born a man,

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00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:22,960
without obligations,

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00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,572
walking the Earth,

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00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:27,835
being with people.

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00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:33,014
I think that's
all the stuff
I need to do.

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00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,234
I like that.

243
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:38,324
You're gonna walk
some serious Earth.

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00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:43,503
[CHUCKLES]

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00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:48,464
The unredeemed one,

246
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:49,639
will he be joining us?

247
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:50,988
Cass?

248
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,254
He's thinking about it.

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00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:02,783
[HUMMING MELODICALLY]

250
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:09,746
[SIGHS]

251
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:13,707
Sex, sex, sex.

252
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:19,365
Those juicy flanks,
legs wrapped tight,
feeling the meat inside her.

253
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:22,324
Yeah, I think you know
what I'm talking about,
you dirty bird.

254
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:24,021
What the hell's
got you so worked up?

255
00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:26,589
A hot date.
Haven't seen her
in years.

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00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,984
When she lands, on.

257
00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:32,508
Effendi.

258
00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:36,077
What about you
and your gal?
Hot number.

259
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,600
No, she's not my gal.

260
00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:39,733
Of course she is.
Don't blame you, either.

261
00:21:41,996 --> 00:21:43,911
Big baby eyes,

262
00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:45,608
sweet caramel skin,

263
00:21:45,652 --> 00:21:47,044
naughty little uppercut.

264
00:21:47,088 --> 00:21:48,307
She's my best mate's girl.

265
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,311
It's not gonna happen.

266
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:55,226
No. No, it's not.
Not with that attitude.

267
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,838
Listen to me, friend.

268
00:21:57,881 --> 00:22:00,275
Every now and then,
you have to roll the dice.

269
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,409
Love isn't easy.
Forbidden love,
especially.

270
00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:04,801
[SIGHS]

271
00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:08,544
Breaks and beats you,
rips you to shreds.

272
00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:13,506
But then, right when
you think your heart can't
take another second,

273
00:22:14,811 --> 00:22:16,291
it gives you life.

274
00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:19,120
Dazzling and new.

275
00:22:19,163 --> 00:22:21,209
A love worth fighting
for, a love...

276
00:22:21,252 --> 00:22:23,472
That's enough now.
That's enough.

277
00:22:23,516 --> 00:22:25,082
Shut your mouth.

278
00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:27,911
You oozy little gobshite,
for the love of God. I am...

279
00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:30,784
Tryin' to do the
right thing, okay?

280
00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:33,874
God, for once.

281
00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:42,186
You're right.

282
00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:45,146
Who am I to give
advice about love?

283
00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:47,757
Look what it got me.

284
00:22:47,801 --> 00:22:51,370
Cast out of heaven,
exiled, imprisoned.

285
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,197
And all because of some
smokin' hot piece...

286
00:22:53,241 --> 00:22:54,895
[WHOOSHING]

287
00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:57,114
What?

288
00:22:59,029 --> 00:23:00,291
She's here.

289
00:23:00,335 --> 00:23:01,510
Mmm?

290
00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:06,428
[CLEARS THROAT]

291
00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:13,043
[MUSIC PLAYING]

292
00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:38,721
♪ Love of my life,
you've hurt me

293
00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:45,467
♪ You've broken my heart,
and now you leave me

294
00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:50,385
♪ Love of my life,
can't you see?

295
00:23:57,740 --> 00:24:00,526
♪ Back, hurry back

296
00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:04,094
♪ Please bring it
back home to me

297
00:24:04,138 --> 00:24:07,663
♪ Because you don't know

298
00:24:07,707 --> 00:24:10,971
♪ What it means to me

299
00:24:12,712 --> 00:24:15,758
♪ Love of my life

300
00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:19,240
♪ Love of my life

301
00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:22,635
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

302
00:24:39,608 --> 00:24:40,609
[SIGHS]

303
00:24:49,749 --> 00:24:51,315
Why didn't you come get me?

304
00:24:54,144 --> 00:24:55,276
I didn't know I could.

305
00:24:57,321 --> 00:24:59,106
That is no excuse,

306
00:24:59,149 --> 00:25:00,499
leaving you there, but...

307
00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:03,240
That was a sin.

308
00:25:10,204 --> 00:25:11,553
You're a good kid, Eugene.

309
00:25:14,251 --> 00:25:15,470
You're a good Christian.

310
00:25:22,651 --> 00:25:24,610
I don't really know
what that means anymore.

311
00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:27,874
But you are.

312
00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:35,142
You put your faith
in your preacher and
your preacher let you down.

313
00:25:37,492 --> 00:25:38,667
Christ.

314
00:25:41,278 --> 00:25:43,542
Your own preacher
sent you to Hell.

315
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:55,249
Eugene, I don't know
if you can ever forgive me.

316
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,080
I just want you
to know that...

317
00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:06,260
I feel so bad
about what I did.

318
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,614
Eugene?

319
00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:17,967
I'm sorry.

320
00:26:27,411 --> 00:26:28,848
Thanks.

321
00:26:44,515 --> 00:26:46,605
Seen Tulip do this
1,000 times.

322
00:26:48,824 --> 00:26:49,999
Is it blue or red?

323
00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:55,396
[CAR ALARM BLARING]
Shit.

324
00:26:56,702 --> 00:26:58,791
[DOGS BARKING]

325
00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:04,971
And I was...

326
00:27:07,538 --> 00:27:11,064
Just that one mistake,
you know?

327
00:27:12,239 --> 00:27:15,068
That one little sin...

328
00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:17,766
Changed everything.

329
00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:19,986
Yeah.

330
00:27:21,030 --> 00:27:23,729
Two sins, actually.
She was married.

331
00:27:23,772 --> 00:27:25,861
Oh. Right.

332
00:27:29,604 --> 00:27:32,085
JESUS: I'm not
complaining, you know?

333
00:27:33,913 --> 00:27:35,566
A new Messiah was chosen.

334
00:27:37,351 --> 00:27:38,526
My son.

335
00:27:40,354 --> 00:27:42,095
A better one, by all accounts.

336
00:27:43,052 --> 00:27:44,184
Humperdoo?

337
00:27:46,447 --> 00:27:48,014
I heard he was like...

338
00:27:48,057 --> 00:27:49,493
JESUS: Incredible.

339
00:27:50,494 --> 00:27:52,235
My father's favorite.

340
00:27:52,279 --> 00:27:56,065
A true unblemished innocent.

341
00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:01,331
In the end, God knew best.

342
00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:03,682
[COUGHS]
As always.

343
00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:05,379
[COUGHS]

344
00:28:05,422 --> 00:28:06,946
[LAUGHS]

345
00:28:06,989 --> 00:28:08,991
[BOTH LAUGHING]

346
00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:11,211
What?
Yeah.

347
00:28:14,954 --> 00:28:17,391
Look, I know
he's your dad
and all, but...

348
00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:19,436
God's an asshole.

349
00:28:20,133 --> 00:28:21,612
Don't say that.

350
00:28:24,528 --> 00:28:25,747
I mean...

351
00:28:26,835 --> 00:28:27,880
Don't say that.

352
00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:33,886
All right. Well, come on.

353
00:28:33,929 --> 00:28:35,148
[HORN HONKS]

354
00:28:36,497 --> 00:28:38,064
Cassidy, let's go!

355
00:28:39,935 --> 00:28:41,894
[POUNDING]

356
00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:45,375
[WOMAN MOANING]

357
00:28:45,419 --> 00:28:48,248
I think they
going to break
my bedroom.

358
00:28:49,379 --> 00:28:51,338
I should help Jesse.

359
00:28:51,381 --> 00:28:52,948
That's the right
thing to do.

360
00:28:55,081 --> 00:28:56,822
I mean, Tulip's never
gonna love me.

361
00:28:57,910 --> 00:28:59,868
Not like that, anyway.

362
00:28:59,912 --> 00:29:02,523
[POUNDING CONTINUES]

363
00:29:02,566 --> 00:29:04,220
[MOANING CONTINUES]

364
00:29:04,264 --> 00:29:06,440
I should go
and help him, right?

365
00:29:06,483 --> 00:29:08,268
That's up to you.

366
00:29:08,311 --> 00:29:10,313
That's right,
that's free will.

367
00:29:10,357 --> 00:29:12,576
Free will says I can change.

368
00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:15,623
Free will says I don't have
to be the selfish arsehole

369
00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:17,146
that no one believes in.

370
00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:20,323
I get to decide whether
I wanna be the hero
here or not.

371
00:29:22,369 --> 00:29:23,936
Just like Han Solo.

372
00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:27,374
You know, Luke's my friend,

373
00:29:27,417 --> 00:29:29,942
and he's in trouble.
And I don't give a shit

374
00:29:29,985 --> 00:29:32,335
about a chest full
of Rebel gold.

375
00:29:32,379 --> 00:29:35,643
I'm gonna turn around
and I'm gonna help
blow up that Death Star.

376
00:29:35,686 --> 00:29:37,471
You know what
I'm talking about.

377
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:42,955
Do you know Star Wars?

378
00:29:44,565 --> 00:29:46,175
Moving pictures

379
00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:51,006
are an affront to Allah,
effendi.

380
00:29:51,398 --> 00:29:52,529
Right.

381
00:29:56,751 --> 00:29:58,971
Han would help.

382
00:29:59,014 --> 00:30:00,537
[HORN HONKING]
JESUS: Maybe he isn't coming.

383
00:30:00,581 --> 00:30:02,409
TULIP: Please. He's coming.

384
00:30:02,452 --> 00:30:04,498
[JESUS GRUNTING]

385
00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:07,283
JESUS: All right. All right.

386
00:30:08,719 --> 00:30:11,940
[JESUS COUGHS AND GROANS]

387
00:30:19,339 --> 00:30:20,862
You wanna go in...
No.

388
00:30:24,692 --> 00:30:26,476
If he wants to mope
around feeling guilty,

389
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,827
well, then let him, okay?

390
00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:31,830
Me and Jesus are gonna
have some serious...

391
00:30:31,873 --> 00:30:33,092
[ENGINE STARTS]

392
00:30:33,135 --> 00:30:34,267
[LAUGHS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]

393
00:30:48,107 --> 00:30:50,849
Aah! [LAUGHS]

394
00:30:52,328 --> 00:30:53,460
Whoa!

395
00:30:53,503 --> 00:30:54,896
Yeah!

396
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:57,986
Walking the Earth, baby.

397
00:31:13,349 --> 00:31:15,003
[SMACKING LIPS]

398
00:31:27,581 --> 00:31:28,887
Oh, man.

399
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:31,193
It's gonna be so cool.

400
00:31:33,108 --> 00:31:34,501
Walkin' the Earth.

401
00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:38,070
So much fun.
Do what we want.

402
00:31:39,288 --> 00:31:41,856
Like what?
What are we gonna do?

403
00:31:43,292 --> 00:31:44,511
I don't know.

404
00:31:45,077 --> 00:31:46,643
Get high.

405
00:31:46,687 --> 00:31:48,036
Watch TV.

406
00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:49,995
Play mini golf.

407
00:31:51,344 --> 00:31:52,562
Rob a bank.

408
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:01,223
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

409
00:32:01,267 --> 00:32:04,618
Everybody on the floor!
This is a stickup.

410
00:32:04,661 --> 00:32:08,056
Any one of y'all moves
and all y'all guts'll
hit the walls.

411
00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:10,624
Good.

412
00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:12,191
I got the vault.

413
00:32:12,234 --> 00:32:13,888
You watch the door, okay?

414
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,498
Got it.

415
00:32:15,542 --> 00:32:16,717
You heard my friend!

416
00:32:17,413 --> 00:32:18,937
Nobody move,

417
00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:20,808
or the guts will be painted

418
00:32:20,851 --> 00:32:22,331
on the wall.

419
00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:24,377
[COCKS GUN]
[PEOPLE WHIMPER]

420
00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:26,770
MAN: Jesus?
No talking.

421
00:32:26,814 --> 00:32:28,120
I have to pee.

422
00:32:28,163 --> 00:32:29,295
I said no...
[GUN FIRES]

423
00:32:29,338 --> 00:32:31,123
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
Argh, Jesus!

424
00:32:32,124 --> 00:32:33,429
You shot me.

425
00:32:39,435 --> 00:32:41,437
Or you could
just be lookout.

426
00:32:48,792 --> 00:32:51,186
We are not going back,
if that's what
you're thinking.

427
00:32:53,058 --> 00:32:54,407
No goddamn way.

428
00:32:56,757 --> 00:32:57,976
I didn't say anything.

429
00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:13,382
[CHUCKLES]

430
00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:21,173
Champagne?

431
00:33:22,130 --> 00:33:24,089
I'll be back,
my beloved.

432
00:33:32,575 --> 00:33:33,663
Well...

433
00:33:36,275 --> 00:33:38,668
Dazzling and new is right.

434
00:33:38,712 --> 00:33:41,106
I thought you were gonna
mess up the space-time
continuum back there.

435
00:33:42,107 --> 00:33:43,543
I'm happy for
the both of you.

436
00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:49,853
You're still here.
I thought you were on
some sort of rescue mission.

437
00:33:49,897 --> 00:33:51,029
Yeah, well...

438
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:53,814
I decided to
take your advice.

439
00:33:54,728 --> 00:33:55,816
You know?

440
00:34:04,564 --> 00:34:05,608
Advice?

441
00:34:06,435 --> 00:34:07,436
Yeah.

442
00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:11,614
You know,
just about love

443
00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:15,314
and rollin' the dice
and all that, you know?

444
00:34:15,357 --> 00:34:16,358
Yeah.

445
00:34:17,968 --> 00:34:19,753
Yeah. It's true.

446
00:34:20,797 --> 00:34:22,669
So, I gotta ask,
what's with the...

447
00:34:23,887 --> 00:34:26,238
Jesus! What the...
What...

448
00:34:26,281 --> 00:34:27,935
But you said
you loved her!

449
00:34:27,978 --> 00:34:29,589
Indeed, I do, friend.

450
00:34:29,632 --> 00:34:30,764
Indeed, I do.

451
00:34:30,807 --> 00:34:32,418
So, what in the hell
did you do that for?

452
00:34:33,723 --> 00:34:34,724
She's a demon.

453
00:34:44,691 --> 00:34:46,388
[BOTH GRUNTING]

454
00:34:54,353 --> 00:34:56,137
[MAN GRUNTING]

455
00:35:01,011 --> 00:35:02,056
Eugene!

456
00:35:04,058 --> 00:35:05,364
Eugene!

457
00:35:05,407 --> 00:35:06,756
It's all right.
He's not dead.

458
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,323
Come on, let's go.

459
00:35:16,853 --> 00:35:18,594
[ENGINE STARTS]

460
00:35:24,818 --> 00:35:27,386
OFFICER: [ON RADIO]
Car 23 reporting.
No sign of the suspect.

461
00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:31,955
DISPATCHER: [ON RADIO]
Copy that, unit 23.

462
00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:33,957
Units 6 and 14?

463
00:35:36,482 --> 00:35:39,528
OFFICER 2: [ON RADIO]
Unit 6 reporting.
Negative, no sign.

464
00:35:42,705 --> 00:35:43,793
DISPATCHER: Unit 14?

465
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,712
Unit 14, do you copy?

466
00:35:52,628 --> 00:35:55,544
JESSE: [IN FAKE ACCENT]
This is Unit 14.
No sign of him here, either.

467
00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:02,247
[SIREN WAILING]

468
00:36:17,914 --> 00:36:19,612
As soon as we
get out the city,

469
00:36:19,655 --> 00:36:20,917
we'll ditch the car.

470
00:36:34,583 --> 00:36:35,976
You okay back there?

471
00:36:38,892 --> 00:36:40,502
You apologized.

472
00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:46,160
You came back
and apologized...

473
00:36:48,858 --> 00:36:50,512
That's all I wanted.

474
00:36:52,297 --> 00:36:53,298
Well...

475
00:36:56,997 --> 00:36:58,781
I owed you that much, buddy.

476
00:37:07,399 --> 00:37:08,356
It still wasn't enough.

477
00:37:10,402 --> 00:37:11,359
[GROANS]

478
00:37:20,455 --> 00:37:22,588
Sorry I'm not gonna
make it to Vegas.

479
00:37:24,503 --> 00:37:27,245
I hear it's fun.
It's a stinkin' shithole.

480
00:37:29,943 --> 00:37:31,161
It's just this conference.

481
00:37:32,772 --> 00:37:34,164
In 2,000 years,

482
00:37:35,165 --> 00:37:36,341
it's pretty much
the only thing

483
00:37:36,384 --> 00:37:37,646
they've asked me to do.

484
00:37:38,604 --> 00:37:40,214
Yeah, yeah, I get it.

485
00:37:42,042 --> 00:37:44,436
Jesus doesn't wanna
get into trouble.

486
00:37:47,656 --> 00:37:48,701
It's not that.

487
00:37:50,616 --> 00:37:51,660
It's not that.

488
00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:58,972
Besides, it's better
than toking dope
and shooting people.

489
00:38:02,628 --> 00:38:04,978
Man, you are not
what I expected.

490
00:38:06,675 --> 00:38:08,155
That's what my dad says.

491
00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:12,159
All right, listen to me.

492
00:38:14,509 --> 00:38:15,771
I don't need you to say it.

493
00:38:17,904 --> 00:38:19,079
I just need you to know it.

494
00:38:20,472 --> 00:38:21,647
He's an asshole.

495
00:38:34,181 --> 00:38:35,225
Hey.

496
00:38:37,663 --> 00:38:38,794
Just 'cause you're
going back to do

497
00:38:38,838 --> 00:38:40,448
the responsible
thing or whatever,

498
00:38:40,492 --> 00:38:41,623
doesn't mean I have to.

499
00:38:42,232 --> 00:38:43,756
That's right.

500
00:38:43,799 --> 00:38:46,236
That's right, you can do
whatever you want.

501
00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:48,238
Just like you said.

502
00:38:49,283 --> 00:38:51,241
That's true for all of us.
Isn't it?

503
00:38:53,505 --> 00:38:54,941
That's what makes it so hard.

504
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:06,822
[GROANS]

505
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:35,895
[SIGHS]

506
00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:41,857
[MUSIC PLAYING]

507
00:40:14,281 --> 00:40:17,371
♪ I said the joker
is a wanted man

508
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:20,418
♪ He makes his way
all across the land

509
00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:23,159
♪ See him sifting
through the sand

510
00:40:23,203 --> 00:40:24,639
♪ So I'll tell you all
the story

511
00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:26,859
♪ 'Bout the joker
and the thief in the night

512
00:40:31,951 --> 00:40:34,214
♪ See him sifting
through the sand

513
00:40:34,257 --> 00:40:35,824
♪ So I'll tell you all
the story

514
00:40:35,868 --> 00:40:37,304
♪ 'Bout the joker
and the thief

515
00:40:37,347 --> 00:40:38,958
♪ I said,
I'll tell you all the story

516
00:40:39,001 --> 00:40:40,263
♪ 'Bout the joker
and the thief

517
00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:41,961
♪ I said, I'll tell the story

518
00:40:42,004 --> 00:40:44,790
♪ 'Bout the joker
and the thief in the night ♪

519
00:40:49,621 --> 00:40:51,100
Where's Jesus?

520
00:40:51,144 --> 00:40:52,450
He went back.

521
00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:56,062
[GLASS SHATTERING]
[OBJECTS CRASHING]

522
00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:57,455
What is going on?

523
00:40:58,325 --> 00:41:00,370
Angel and a demon
fighting.

524
00:41:03,809 --> 00:41:04,984
You ready?

525
00:41:05,027 --> 00:41:06,028
Ready.

526
00:41:06,681 --> 00:41:08,422
[DISTANT SCREAMING]

527
00:41:38,844 --> 00:41:41,760
I hope you haven't started
the apocalypse without me.

528
00:41:43,413 --> 00:41:44,937
[CHUCKLES]
Of course not,
Holiness.

529
00:41:46,982 --> 00:41:48,244
Mr. Hitler.

530
00:41:51,944 --> 00:41:53,598
Your reputation
precedes you.

531
00:41:58,167 --> 00:41:59,299
I won't shake your hand.

532
00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:01,606
I know what you've done.

533
00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:06,524
But,

534
00:42:07,481 --> 00:42:08,787
as the redeemer,

535
00:42:10,353 --> 00:42:11,572
I will give you a hug.

536
00:42:13,269 --> 00:42:14,357
[SIGHS]

537
00:42:28,197 --> 00:42:29,459
Gentlemen.

538
00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:31,026
[JESUS CLEARS THROAT]

539
00:42:34,856 --> 00:42:36,162
Shall we begin?

540
00:42:36,205 --> 00:42:37,555
Yeah.

541
00:42:41,776 --> 00:42:43,299
TULIP: You ever been
to Australia?

542
00:42:43,343 --> 00:42:45,737
CASSIDY:
No, but I hear
it's right deadly.

543
00:42:45,780 --> 00:42:47,477
TULIP: Yeah. Sharks, right?

544
00:42:47,521 --> 00:42:50,698
CASSIDY: Mmm-hmm.
And spiders and snakes
and bloody crocodiles.

545
00:42:50,742 --> 00:42:53,658
Bats as big as eagles.
Koalas have chlamydia
out there.

546
00:42:53,701 --> 00:42:55,921
Did you know that?
It's like a bloody
slaughterhouse.

547
00:42:55,964 --> 00:42:57,662
TULIP: Seriously? Cool.

548
00:43:06,279 --> 00:43:07,585
[GROANS]

549
00:43:18,465 --> 00:43:22,164
Someone comes along...
sends you to hell...

550
00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:24,253
An apology can't beat
a bullet in the brain.

551
00:43:26,255 --> 00:43:27,692
[GROANS]

552
00:43:43,925 --> 00:43:45,884
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]