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我抓到他了

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我抓了他个现形

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但是你不想当场杀他 赫尔史塔尔

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你想让他受苦 对吗？

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那么 我们就让他受苦

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我想在他的头上开个阴道

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这算折磨了吧！

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开个阴道！

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恕我直言 我的上帝

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您想要什么？

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是呀…

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宇宙间的大问题

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我想知道一件事

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我的孩儿现在过得怎样

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耶稣马上就来 他将代表天堂出席大会

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不是他 是另一个孩子 搞笑的那个

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你叫他“汉普杜”

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没错

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是昵称 表示亲切

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他怎么样？

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我相信他颇受你关照

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他很好 今早我还见过他

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像往常一样精神抖擞

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很好

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我真爱那孩子

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是的 他很不凡

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他是不可或缺的

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什么都少不了他

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当然

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好好干 诸神之父

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你将会得到渴望已久的奖赏

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俊秀的容貌

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纯洁、帅气

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那正是你想要的 对吧？

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变回原先的样貌

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我们要给他开一个阴道！

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开在杰西卡斯特的灵魂上

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他的灵魂？

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相信我 诸神之父

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我的大设计正在进行中…

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一定会很美

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现在是机长广播时间

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我们好像遇到了微小的气流

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请系好安全带 尽量保持镇静

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真够走运

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你就这点本事吗？

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知道你穿这身旧衣服和廉价皮鞋像什么吗？

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你看起来像个乡巴佬

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你心情很好

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没有什么比散步更能提神了

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被人推着也不赖

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氦垫

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吸血鬼三分钟后到

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-收到
-请稍等

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-什么事？
-使节到了

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不得了呀 哪一位？

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天堂的还是地狱的？

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我的天

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不是天堂那位

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你看见了吗…我应该拍张照片！

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天呀 让人起鸡皮疙瘩 对吗？

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听我说 那才叫真正的邪恶

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可不是那种瞎编的
用红酒当血的食人族电影

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他令人害怕 因为他会进入你的大脑

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不 老阿道夫想进入你的大脑时

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会直接把脑盖掀开 我说得对吗？

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这回玩什么花样？

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-他们哪去了？
-谁？

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“谁”？你别逗了

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-他们跑哪去了？
-你是说保安吗？

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我把他们杀了

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是吗？你用嘴杀的吗？

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我用天使的羽毛把锁撬开

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趁他们尖叫之前就杀了他们

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我告诉你

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别跟我耍花招 等到了犯罪老巢

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你就笑不出来了

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我靠！

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你想去哪 弗兰奇？

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接着爬

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你在干什么？

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不行 别这样！别这样！

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别这样！不要！

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不要！

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不要！

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这样不行 不行

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弗兰奇 听我说！弗兰奇

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冷静

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羔羊即将沉默

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抱歉让你们久等了 吸血鬼三分钟后就到

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伙计 我们要死了吗？

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我们不会死 相信我

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希特勒说错了

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-什么？
-希特勒说错了

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我们的飞机失事了 却毫发无损！

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这是奇迹！

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现在下点儿毛毛雨

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-你以为就能阻止我们吗？没门！
-我们在大海上

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未登记的航班 没有转发器
没有仪器

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跟德州韦斯特的暴风雨相比 这不算什么！

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你得乐观些

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有什么用？

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反正我们要死了

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我们无论如何都要去澳大利亚

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所以别抱怨了！

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乐观些！

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你说得对！

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那我们还说什么话啊？

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快舀水吧！

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你是想干坐着打洗发露呢？

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还是想把水舀出去？

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拉撒路咖啡

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我的天

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-她在哪？
-哪个“她”？

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你知道是谁 图莉普

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我认识好几个叫图莉普的

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有几个叫黛西的 有一个叫萝丝的

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你要找到是哪个图莉普？

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那个傻子

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她跟男友分开了 又回到这里

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我想肯定是来救你的

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她为什么要救我呢？

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我说了 因为她傻

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你说得对 她真傻

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但我没见到她

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你们去把弗兰奇的尸体处理一下

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其余人跟我把他押回楼下

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你

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跟我来

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一定要锁紧

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别让钓鱼的饵脱钩

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这也算紧？我还是能感觉到手指的存在

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没有多久了

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现在我们只要等她就行

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犯罪老巢之行怎么样？

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她竟然回来救我

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多好呀

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等一下 谁？

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-图莉普
-好姑娘

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我从不怀疑她

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她当然会回来

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她会不停回来救我

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怎么不好了？

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使节想要一个私人侍应

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你不要直视他

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除非他跟你说话 不要跟他说话

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不准自拍 不准拍照

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先生

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我想起来了 监狱那边还有很多事没做

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我跟你说话这会儿 我上司肯定气坏了

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不如我先下楼去干活 然后再回来

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服务使节套房 这称呼还挺酷

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我只是不想玩忽职守 先生

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你说呢？

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一千九百多年来

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圣杯的信徒们之所以牺牲自己

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都为了天堂与地狱之间的高峰会议所带来的福祉

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还有房间里的这位所带来的福祉

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竟然有人会拒绝在神化过程中
扮演哪怕是最小的角色

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我实在无法理解 只能认为是背叛

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好吧

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使节套房 请勿打扰

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真漂亮

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不许说话

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不准说话、自拍、接触

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好吧 你说过了

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但如果他接触你 你就要积极地…回应

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我的神呀

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我总说 结果不重要

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努力才是最重要的

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闭嘴 鸟人！

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-我的天
-我像鸟一样自由

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栖息、梳理和狩猎！

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我一次又一次回巢

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带回别人剩下的残渣

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闭嘴！哪怕一分钟
我敢说你忍不了

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没问题

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多长时间了？

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-才六秒钟
-感觉好像过了一辈子

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你的女朋友呢？她还来吗？

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-她不是我女朋友
-是呀！

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-她不是！
-“我不敢相信她竟然回来救我”

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你差不多都要戴套套了…

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她是我哥们儿的女友！

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不伦之恋？最带劲了

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这不叫爱情 混蛋！够了吗？

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是她钻牛角尖 他们抓了我 她不爽

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她要来救我 仅此而已 他们都知道！

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他们都知道她会来

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等她来了…

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他们会杀了她

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真是令人悲痛的转折

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你那不伦的情人
就像老鼠见了奶酪一样走进陷阱

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是你设下的陷阱

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实话实说

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怎么办呀？

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我告诉你我怎么办 我要挣脱这个枷锁

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然后杀了你

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没错

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看到太阳了吗？

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一亿五千万公里远

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但我们还是能感受到温暖

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这样就行了

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你不让我带裤子还真对

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我的双腿感觉暖和极了

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我的天呀

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急救箱在哪？

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没错 有急救箱就太好了

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阿司匹林、吗啡 甚至一把骨锯都好

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你知道还能怎么办吗？

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可以抓几条鱼放到我的大腿上煎

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-让我想想
-你知道吗？这主意不错

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只要肯思考 一切皆有答案

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-安静会儿行吗？
-好主意

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对 享受沉默

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大海的宁静

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别再乐观了！

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哦 我的天呀！

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狗娘养的…

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痛感消失！

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太酷了

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我们要死在这里了吧？

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我们才不会死

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听我说

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你叫什么？

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-史蒂夫
-史蒂夫

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好 史蒂夫 听我说

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所有这一切 你的腿 飞机失事

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都是上帝在考验你

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就像古代的先知

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他才不想杀死我们

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他只想看看我们的能耐

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我们就让他见识一下 好吗？

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但如果我不信上帝呢？

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那我也不怪你

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00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,688
没必要相信他

237
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,442
只要相信我就行

238
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:57,739
好吧

239
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:03,369
你已经带咱俩撑到现在了 对吧？

240
00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,595
你是我的侍应

241
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,347
对…

242
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:28,645
问题是我并不太会当侍应

243
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:34,025
但那个人说他们…我们人手不够 整个圣杯人手不够

244
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,862
所以我才来服侍你

245
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:42,450
你叫什么名字？

246
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:44,702
马妮波默兰茨

247
00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:47,830
我是耶稣基督

248
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:57,006
-什么？
-马妮 你有麻烦了

249
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:09,394
-去开门好吗？
-好

250
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,613
诸神之父

251
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,281
我主基督

252
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,204
马撒大听从您调遣

253
00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:34,293
食堂、健身房、蒸汽浴室、桑拿房
有个小教堂…就在某个地方

254
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:39,424
地狱的使节也刚到

255
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,009
-我想…
-诸神之父

256
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:45,138
你的耳朵 有点儿像…

257
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:48,141
请您不要担心

258
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:51,144
一位外科医生向我保证我的耳朵正在康复

259
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,898
如果您没有别的事了…

260
00:21:56,274 --> 00:21:59,569
您真是招待周到 诸神之父

261
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:12,290
我是不是认识你？

262
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:14,834
不 先生

263
00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:17,712
你很面善

264
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:22,133
或许我们在食堂见过

265
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,636
不对 我认识你

266
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,182
诸神之父

267
00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:33,728
我何时能见到我的孩子？

268
00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:37,857
我的后代 我的亲生骨肉

269
00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:39,734
我听说…

270
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:42,779
-他很会跳舞
-没错

271
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:45,531
请您不必担心

272
00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:51,454
等到时机成熟 我们一定隆重介绍给您

273
00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:54,624
再会 我主基督

274
00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:04,383
你看吧？你有麻烦了

275
00:23:07,512 --> 00:23:09,555
天堂 耶稣基督

276
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:17,021
地狱 阿道夫希特勒

277
00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:39,293
耶稣又问起他的孩子

278
00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:43,297
克隆人计划进行得如何？

279
00:23:43,381 --> 00:23:45,842
当然具体时间还没定

280
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:48,970
但他到时能否见人？

281
00:23:51,681 --> 00:23:54,600
不能让人知道他不见了 明白吗？绝对不能

282
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:57,854
当然 替身到时一定会准备完毕

283
00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:12,618
-您还有什么烦恼吗？
-没有

284
00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:17,290
我可以畅所欲言吗 先生？

285
00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:25,131
我不由得留意到

286
00:24:26,174 --> 00:24:28,467
您近来很疲倦 先生

287
00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:34,098
作为您的知己 我有责任提醒您…

288
00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:37,018
虽然最近我们屡屡受挫

289
00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:40,104
您仍是我们唯一的诸神之父

290
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:42,815
圣杯上下听您调遣

291
00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:45,193
全世界在您掌控中

292
00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:48,821
在我看来 虽然现在局势并不明朗

293
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,782
但依我拙见 您其实

294
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:54,035
处于优势

295
00:24:58,706 --> 00:25:01,959
发言内容都放在您的桌子上了 先生 我告辞了

296
00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:14,138
2020年天启 世界末日

297
00:25:14,222 --> 00:25:15,932
第一阶段 渗透

298
00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:17,516
让圣杯拥护者担任各国政府要职

299
00:25:21,395 --> 00:25:23,356
“优势”

300
00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:49,548
绳结一定要系牢

301
00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:55,846
然后…

302
00:25:58,182 --> 00:26:02,186
后面拉紧

303
00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:11,320
现在只要等风吹就行了

304
00:26:36,012 --> 00:26:38,556
你是从哪学会这些的？

305
00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:41,183
我认识的一个女孩 她很擅长这些

306
00:26:41,642 --> 00:26:43,894
-厉害
-这没什么

307
00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:49,608
有一次我看她用割草机和根汁汽水造了一个地雷

308
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,027
是吗？

309
00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:54,071
我只要一个会熨衣服的女人就够…

310
00:26:54,155 --> 00:26:55,448
我靠 你的手！

311
00:26:58,075 --> 00:26:59,201
我的手

312
00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:01,412
刚才你把手伸到水里 肯定是鲨鱼…

313
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:02,997
我怎么不觉得疼？

314
00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,000
因为我让你的痛感消失了

315
00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:09,754
那好多了

316
00:27:10,171 --> 00:27:11,881
看样子肯定很疼

317
00:27:12,882 --> 00:27:15,718
我的计划是这样的

318
00:27:16,052 --> 00:27:18,304
我们漂到澳大利亚海边

319
00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:20,598
喝酒吃牛排

320
00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:23,100
晒晒太阳 带你去医院疗伤

321
00:27:23,225 --> 00:27:24,435
这个计划如何？

322
00:27:33,778 --> 00:27:35,154
你个混蛋！

323
00:27:36,030 --> 00:27:37,573
我知道你要干什么了

324
00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:40,743
恩怨在你和我之间 与他无关！

325
00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:43,537
你再不住手 他就要死了

326
00:27:43,621 --> 00:27:45,790
你现在就给我住手！

327
00:27:52,630 --> 00:27:53,798
他说什么？

328
00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:03,224
他说“马上”

329
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,601
很好

330
00:28:09,397 --> 00:28:11,607
宜早不宜迟

331
00:28:17,071 --> 00:28:18,656
抱歉我刚才说谎了

332
00:28:20,074 --> 00:28:22,159
你似乎是个超级大好人

333
00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:24,078
显然是的

334
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:29,208
你也像是好人 马妮

335
00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:35,798
其实我叫图莉普 抱歉我说了谎

336
00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:40,469
我明白了

337
00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:41,595
你看…

338
00:28:43,431 --> 00:28:48,269
我并不是故意让你卷进
我的这坨…我的这些私事

339
00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:52,231
我不知道 我走了

340
00:28:54,817 --> 00:28:55,901
去找你的朋友吗？

341
00:28:58,446 --> 00:28:59,655
那个有麻烦的朋友

342
00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:01,657
或许我能帮你

343
00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:07,371
你真是太好了 耶稣 但是…

344
00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:09,039
怎么了 孩子？

345
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,585
你认为我帮不了你？

346
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:17,381
这不是“把半边脸伸过去”那么简单

347
00:29:18,174 --> 00:29:20,718
懂吗？这叫越狱

348
00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:24,638
很不好看 会很暴力

349
00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:27,349
或许还要死人

350
00:29:28,809 --> 00:29:31,228
-我的天
-是呀

351
00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:35,524
所以我觉得你帮不上忙

352
00:29:39,153 --> 00:29:40,196
走着瞧

353
00:29:50,873 --> 00:29:52,291
我想去厕所

354
00:29:56,629 --> 00:29:58,339
抱歉 我真得去

355
00:30:00,257 --> 00:30:01,258
冷静

356
00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:08,140
早知道要等这么久…

357
00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:18,901
好 我尿裤子里了

358
00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:35,125
耶稣

359
00:30:36,126 --> 00:30:37,336
耶稣

360
00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:40,923
真是意外 我能为您效劳吗？

361
00:30:41,090 --> 00:30:43,092
我是来祝福囚犯们的

362
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:47,388
-“囚犯”？
-这里是地牢吧？

363
00:30:48,097 --> 00:30:49,598
一定有囚犯

364
00:30:49,682 --> 00:30:52,768
这里是一间地牢 我的主 马撒大有许多地牢

365
00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:54,770
事实上北座也有一个

366
00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:57,273
摩门教徒和恋童癖们会很兴奋的

367
00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:58,649
我叫人给您带路

368
00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:02,486
我只想祝福关在这里的囚犯

369
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:06,907
这里只是训练中心

370
00:31:08,158 --> 00:31:09,451
没有囚犯

371
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,912
我说“闭嘴”

372
00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:17,209
抱歉 我不能让您进去

373
00:31:17,418 --> 00:31:19,962
孩子 你想做什么都可以

374
00:31:20,671 --> 00:31:23,674
移山、过海

375
00:31:24,258 --> 00:31:26,093
爬过针眼

376
00:31:26,969 --> 00:31:28,387
你可以长生不死

377
00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:32,433
只要给我让路就可以

378
00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:33,684
耶稣

379
00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:36,937
绝对不行

380
00:31:42,026 --> 00:31:43,068
什么？

381
00:31:43,944 --> 00:31:44,987
没成

382
00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:58,959
可以了

383
00:32:06,175 --> 00:32:07,551
金蝉脱壳了

384
00:32:40,501 --> 00:32:42,461
你只要放了我就行

385
00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:51,387
肺癌、心脏病

386
00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:55,933
跟前妻睡觉时被人捅死

387
00:32:57,393 --> 00:32:58,977
我以为自己的死法…

388
00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:04,400
但没想过会死在救生艇上

389
00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:08,320
没手、没裤子

390
00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:13,033
有一次停电我也没穿裤子

391
00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:16,495
还被罗德里格兹兄弟追

392
00:33:17,913 --> 00:33:20,999
我发誓 这种情况我天天都遇到

393
00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:26,213
我真该多跟陌生人做爱

394
00:33:28,841 --> 00:33:31,051
我是说我跟许多人做过爱 但是…

395
00:33:31,802 --> 00:33:33,137
应该更多

396
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:46,483
我想我准备好结束这次考验了

397
00:33:46,817 --> 00:33:48,026
很快

398
00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:50,070
我准备好了

399
00:33:51,739 --> 00:33:53,866
我一生做过很多坏事

400
00:33:55,868 --> 00:33:57,619
我刻薄、自私

401
00:34:01,290 --> 00:34:03,000
结过四次婚

402
00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:07,254
三次是为了钱

403
00:34:09,423 --> 00:34:10,883
但我改变了

404
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,220
我现在相信你了

405
00:34:16,764 --> 00:34:18,766
救救我 上帝

406
00:34:20,851 --> 00:34:22,686
用你的超能力救救我

407
00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:25,314
我并不是上帝

408
00:34:25,522 --> 00:34:27,274
但我见识了你的能力

409
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:29,193
“创世纪”不能这样用

410
00:34:29,318 --> 00:34:30,694
用你的能力救救我

411
00:34:30,861 --> 00:34:32,029
救救我 上帝！

412
00:34:32,905 --> 00:34:34,656
你发过誓说我不会死的！

413
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,241
求你救救我！

414
00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:40,704
不要死！

415
00:34:42,915 --> 00:34:44,082
活下去！

416
00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:45,751
活下去！

417
00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:54,802
上帝

418
00:34:55,886 --> 00:34:56,970
上帝

419
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:58,222
你的能力

420
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:10,025
你…你骗我

421
00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:31,880
-耶稣
-这是陷阱

422
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:35,551
士兵们拿着枪等着你

423
00:35:36,844 --> 00:35:38,053
不用再等了

424
00:35:42,683 --> 00:35:45,185
孩子 这样太疯狂了

425
00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:54,987
求你了 我们再想别的办法

426
00:35:55,779 --> 00:35:57,322
我不知道还有什么办法

427
00:36:00,868 --> 00:36:02,035
崇拜我

428
00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:05,038
什么？

429
00:36:06,582 --> 00:36:07,708
跪下

430
00:36:12,796 --> 00:36:13,881
耶稣

431
00:36:14,464 --> 00:36:16,341
不会吧！干嘛停下来？

432
00:36:17,301 --> 00:36:18,844
恕我们无礼 我主基督

433
00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:20,429
我们还有事要忙

434
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:22,764
起立 快走！

435
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:33,609
嘿 出什么事了？

436
00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:35,402
那个囚犯跑了

437
00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:44,494
你觉得是怎么回事？

438
00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:47,539
他自己跑了

439
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,085
那你现在想怎么办？

440
00:36:54,171 --> 00:36:55,964
离开这里去找卡西

441
00:36:57,007 --> 00:36:59,092
他大概已经半死不活地找地方藏起来了

442
00:36:59,176 --> 00:37:00,302
然后呢？

443
00:37:04,056 --> 00:37:05,223
然后…

444
00:37:13,065 --> 00:37:14,483
我想怎样就怎样

445
00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:17,986
我能跟你去吗？

446
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:50,686
“当易朽的披上不朽的衣服

447
00:37:51,645 --> 00:37:54,690
“凡人得到永生

448
00:37:56,358 --> 00:37:58,485
“主的言语就会成真

449
00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:02,030
“死亡已被胜利吞没

450
00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,367
“死啊！你得胜的权势在哪里？

451
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:08,662
“死啊！你的毒钩在哪里？”

452
00:38:22,676 --> 00:38:25,387
你知道吗？你是个混蛋

453
00:38:40,193 --> 00:38:43,572
澳大利亚

454
00:38:51,580 --> 00:38:53,415
这样我会有麻烦的 先生

455
00:38:57,836 --> 00:38:58,837
鲁格手枪

456
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:02,007
好吧 给你五分钟时间

457
00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:34,122
看看你

458
00:39:43,256 --> 00:39:45,592
听说您很有才华 我的主

459
00:39:47,761 --> 00:39:50,430
但我想亲眼见识一下 可以吗？

460
00:39:57,813 --> 00:39:58,980
现在…

461
00:40:03,485 --> 00:40:07,239
先来一首充满活力的曲子 好吗？

462
00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:17,207
德克萨斯州民政服务部

463
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:28,093
墨西哥湾

464
00:40:30,971 --> 00:40:33,014
澳大利亚 是吗？

465
00:40:37,811 --> 00:40:39,104
你能听到他的声音？

466
00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:46,027
好吧

467
00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:49,197
那么…

468
00:40:52,325 --> 00:40:54,286
咱们怎么去？

469
00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:23,857
我的妈呀！

470
00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:26,484
你是从土里爬出来的吗？

471
00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:28,945
我以为不可能…

472
00:42:17,452 --> 00:42:19,454
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