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永恒

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试想有这样一个地方
那里的完美永恒不变

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智慧与美貌并存

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浪漫与现实并存

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每一次都如同第一次那么美好

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不过你会越来越美

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这是我们的秘密

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我永远不会泄密

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我们也不会

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托斯卡尼面霜

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托斯卡尼牌
新版产品 包皮加量

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衰老不必痛苦

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本森赫斯特

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托斯卡尼制造厂

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赫尔史塔尔想用阳光烧死你
但我不同意

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我说：“把他交给我吧”
因为这个家伙很特别

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理应给这家伙
一个永恒的归宿

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你要知道…嘿

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你会喜欢本森赫斯特的

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德克萨斯州

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你脚疼吗？

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我脚疼

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这么说…

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你能听见传教士说话？

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他每次用超能力你都能听到？

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他离这儿远吗？

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那…

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你知道还有多远吗？

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我们可以开车去

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我有实习驾照

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开车可能快一点儿

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脚也不会那么疼

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搭顺风车也可以

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怪物 滚回马戏团去

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没关系

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会有办法的

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这都是上帝的安排

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上帝已经不在了

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那也是上帝的安排

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一切都是上帝的安排

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美国中东部

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德萨德娱乐酒店
欢迎罪人光临

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有什么能为你效劳吗？

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我的天

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一位传教士

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没错 楼上有个孩子

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他在窗边 似乎很害怕

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受惊的孩子最迷人了

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所以他这周很忙

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我本希望你不会说这样的话

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但你还是说了

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我知道这么说不符合基督教义

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但我希望他们抓到传教士后
把他绞死

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不会的

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他已经走了

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幸好你没事

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有些挫伤、擦伤和肿块

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但没有骨折和出血

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那不错呀

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我从没大量出血过

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那我可以工作了

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没有我指导的话

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我那个同事什么也干不了

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我喜欢你的奉献精神

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我们会很快让你出院

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你不是说我没事吗

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表面上没事

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但放你走之前
我想先做一个心理测试

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确保你内心没有留下

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可能被我们疏忽了的心理创伤

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可以吗？

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天呀 这话…

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现在几点了？

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5点20

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该死 我五点半要去上班

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-下次再做 行吗？
-对不起

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不做心理测试不能让你走

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嘿 医生

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你已经摸我肩膀两次了

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我真的没事

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我觉得你应该放松
好好躺着

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我说了：“别碰我”

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婊子！

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谁也不能…

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碰我

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给你 医生

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现在我明白了

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我以前也处理过你这种人

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废物、白痴

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回头客

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他们都没法逃跑

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他们抱怨自己倒霉

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但他们再三落入我手并非因为倒霉

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而是内疚

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出于某种原因
他们认为自己活该

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我们被关在这里

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陷入沉思

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计划我们下一次行动

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计划我们血腥的复仇

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病态的、暴虐的、残忍的

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甚至达到布鲁克林水准

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可以想见 是怎样的成长环境

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才孕育出如他这般心狠手辣的流氓

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此人不除不快

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让他在我们脚下喘息

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对吧？

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想到什么计划了吗？

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我们如何逃出这里？

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什么也不做

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没错

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我们静候着

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我们耐心地、一动不动地等候
隐藏在高高的草丛里

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等时机成熟时

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我们猛扑上去
尽情撕扯、享用猎物！

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我是说我什么都不会做 懂吗？

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随他们去吧

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真没劲

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我更喜欢其他计划

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食物 1.6公里

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你饿吗？

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我饿了

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我要炸鸡排

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全熟 配土豆泥和肉汁

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全部打烂成浆

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-你要什么？
-威士忌

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我们不卖威士忌

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-什么？
-这里是家庭餐厅

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他要鸡肉浆糊还可以接受
但如果想加威士忌

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你们最好换个地方吃

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不如

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来个特尔特巧克力派？

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你吃过吗？真的不错

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很好吃

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我敢说肯定比威士忌好

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来一个特尔特巧克力派 谢谢

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不用打烂

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那么…

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你还没告诉过我
你怎么认识卡斯特传教士的

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是他把我打入地狱

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我也是

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所以上帝想让我们一起去找他

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你不会伤害他吧？

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好吧

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我只是…

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我认为暴力不能解决问题

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没错

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没错

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那你认为怎么做更好？

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让他道歉

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某人来到你面前

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杀光你全家 毁了你的生活
送你下地狱

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我认为道歉不如用一颗子弹爆头

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我不是说普通的道歉

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必须诚恳

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那么 我们等着瞧上帝对此有何安排

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我知道

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我都等不及了

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你从不去厕所的吗？

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我要去了

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那是她最后一次穿比基尼吃早餐

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相信我

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总之…

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你看过《篮坛怪杰》吗？

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讲的是一个白人篮球队
差一点儿赢了篮球锦标赛

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记住自己的优势

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专注于基本功

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我们一遍又一遍练习

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如果专心努力 发挥潜力

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做到最好

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我不管比赛结束时

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比分如何

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我们都是冠军

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懂吗？

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不懂

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那么 本森赫斯特

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以埃格伯特的名字命名

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一位伟人

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混蛋中的伟人

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卡纳利市

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第18大街上的明珠

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我仿佛已经闻到意大利餐厅的味道

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还有中国饭馆

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我们很走运

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本森赫斯特很差劲

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我们为什么要走呢？

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因为我无处可去

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我不配去任何地方

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似乎有些隐情

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爱尔兰

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1916年

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快滚开

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跟你们这群废物在一起
我能有什么出息？

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你长大成人了 是吧？

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不再到处惹祸

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战友们都指望你了

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把那些英国傻蛋打回老家去

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我会的 先生 我会的

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好孩子

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让卡西迪家族自豪

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我会让所有爱尔兰人自豪

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你等着瞧吧

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比亚奶奶

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嗯…

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我会准备好复活节晚餐等你
到时你就会回家了

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只要爸爸别吃光就行

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他敢我就拧掉他的耳朵

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我知道你说到做到 比亚奶奶

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一定是比利来接我了

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你好呀 比利

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普朗西斯 你好
你好 卡西迪夫人

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你好

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你们要互相照顾

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我们会的

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那些自以为是贵族的英国佬不该惹我们

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对不对 比利？

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我们得走了

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来吧

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你一定要平安回来

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天使们会眷顾你

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给我们增光 普朗西斯

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我们会的

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再见 孩子

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见谁打谁

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现在该出手了

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打击那些压迫我们的人

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重建爱尔兰共和国！

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-耶！
-耶！

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我们牺牲后会永远活在人民心中

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让我们的血液灌满酒桶
满足人民对正义的渴求！

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-耶！
-耶！

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别担心 比利 他只是在鼓舞士气

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来吧

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我们走

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-出发！
-耶！出发！

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你真的要去吗 普朗西斯？

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我当然要去

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让家人自豪吧 比利

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快看这里！

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有个活的

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这些爱尔兰人命真硬 是吧？

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很难杀死他 队长

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我们只能竭尽全力了

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爱尔兰人就是这样
他们什么都想要

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害我复活节不能去快活
要让他们付出代价

245
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:03,518
最后我想…

246
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,397
还不如让他们认为我死了呢

247
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,109
好过看到我变成什么样

248
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,946
我的朋友 我竟然见死不救

249
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,617
我活该如此 你懂吧？

250
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,999
我不怪你们这帮天使放弃我

251
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,501
没错

252
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:33,172
我只是一个自怨自艾的爱尔兰人

253
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,799
不

254
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:37,260
才不是这样

255
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,095
我们很感动

256
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,770
永别了

257
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,356
我的真爱

258
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:54,777
待我回家团聚

259
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:58,364
并非离开利物浦

260
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:01,326
才令我伤心

261
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,871
而是我的挚爱

262
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:09,667
我想念你

263
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,842
天使们会眷顾你

264
00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:07,767
图莉普

265
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,228
亲爱的图莉普
我想你一定气坏了

266
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,480
我半夜离开了你

267
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,357
一句话都不说

268
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,526
但有时 最好写信

269
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,570
因为写下的字句是永恒不变的

270
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:22,657
我想对你说的
那句永恒不变的话是

271
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:25,702
你是个愚蠢、劈腿、说谎的婊子！

272
00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:34,711
做噩梦了？

273
00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:42,010
你看过那部电影吗

274
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:46,681
女孩转过头 见谁吐谁一身？

275
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:48,224
《驱魔者》？

276
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,268
就是《驱魔者》

277
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:51,978
他们也把她绑在床上

278
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,354
她是被恶魔附体了

279
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:54,897
必须采取预防措施

280
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:57,025
没错 但没有用

281
00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:58,317
最后

282
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:02,947
她还是把那个可怜的牧师扔出窗外

283
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:04,157
你头部受伤了

284
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,744
事故后的心理评估是圣杯的政策

285
00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:11,539
得了吧 医生 你听听自己说的话

286
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:16,461
我们加入圣杯
不是为了循规蹈矩

287
00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:18,755
我们是为了…

288
00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:23,593
统治、自成一派
打败异教徒

289
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,470
其实我加入是为了助人

290
00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:29,140
尤其是那些痛苦中的人

291
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,644
你打算怎么办？

292
00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:35,146
做一个关联测试

293
00:22:35,313 --> 00:22:37,774
使用主观解释和复杂算法

294
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,901
检查一个人的情感功能

295
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,527
看是否有思维障碍

296
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:43,696
该死的

297
00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:45,865
可以吗？

298
00:22:46,908 --> 00:22:47,909
很好

299
00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:50,286
来看看你的脑袋在想什么

300
00:23:49,971 --> 00:23:51,347
很好 现在你说

301
00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:54,142
“哎呀 天呀 今天真热”

302
00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:55,434
走吧 孩子

303
00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:57,937
我租的时间还没到

304
00:23:58,062 --> 00:23:59,188
时间到了

305
00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:07,905
反正我穿不合脚

306
00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:10,616
你没事吧？

307
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,285
你像是吸了毒

308
00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:15,538
对 刚才有个疯巫婆
往我脸上吐了口烟 所以…

309
00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:20,459
我必须带你离开这里

310
00:24:20,585 --> 00:24:21,794
不用了

311
00:24:22,879 --> 00:24:23,880
不 你必须走

312
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:25,381
你还只是个孩子

313
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:29,302
一个在第三世界国家
每小时赚35美金的孩子

314
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:32,263
信我 哥们儿
有麻烦的人是你

315
00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:36,559
好吧

316
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:39,312
走吧

317
00:24:45,026 --> 00:24:46,611
我就说你有麻烦了吧

318
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:49,822
待着别动

319
00:28:38,759 --> 00:28:40,344
你打断我的鼻子了

320
00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:05,870
哪有你这样的传教士？

321
00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:18,716
忘记你在里面见到的一切

322
00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:23,137
我忘穿裤子了

323
00:29:23,471 --> 00:29:24,472
不用穿

324
00:29:24,555 --> 00:29:25,681
我马上回来

325
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:26,891
不用穿裤子

326
00:29:28,642 --> 00:29:30,561
我们现在就去机场
我不用穿裤子

327
00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:52,166
这些无法形容的恐怖
都是那个残忍传教士的杰作

328
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:54,835
你的语言能力很强

329
00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:56,587
谢谢您

330
00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:58,714
不如再夸张一点儿

331
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:02,593
类似“邪恶化身”之类的说法

332
00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:03,844
改得好 先生

333
00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:08,599
我能问你件事吗？

334
00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:10,434
回答您的问题是我的职责 先生

335
00:30:10,518 --> 00:30:13,103
你对我有什么印象？

336
00:30:13,521 --> 00:30:16,649
狡猾、坚韧、无情

337
00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:19,026
没错 都是这种词

338
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,569
当然

339
00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:25,074
还有…我很英俊吧？

340
00:30:26,242 --> 00:30:27,243
先生？

341
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:32,248
虽然我长时间用各种手段残害他人

342
00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:34,708
我仍旧英俊

343
00:30:37,378 --> 00:30:40,047
甚至可以说是美 你同意吗？

344
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:45,177
不 我不同意

345
00:30:47,221 --> 00:30:48,430
我懂了

346
00:30:50,224 --> 00:30:52,810
美貌

347
00:30:53,477 --> 00:30:56,939
对整个计划来说
并不是那么重要

348
00:30:57,022 --> 00:31:01,443
没错 毫无疑问
效率、荣誉、道德准则更有价值

349
00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:05,406
但美还是美的

350
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:10,077
而丑就是丑

351
00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,497
成功了 先生

352
00:31:14,123 --> 00:31:15,165
我们知道了

353
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,710
什么事？找到基督的孩子了？

354
00:31:19,128 --> 00:31:21,297
不 先生 不是他的事

355
00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:22,965
是她

356
00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:24,383
是调虎离山

357
00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:27,261
那个女人趁我们不注意溜了进来

358
00:31:27,344 --> 00:31:29,054
经典的特洛伊木马伪装战术

359
00:31:29,305 --> 00:31:31,015
她在说什么？

360
00:31:32,016 --> 00:31:33,350
我觉得她有点儿歇斯底里

361
00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:35,811
你是谁？

362
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:38,439
接替胡佛的人 我叫他…

363
00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:41,734
胡佛二号

364
00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:42,985
我们正在工作

365
00:31:43,193 --> 00:31:46,280
别再胡言乱语
直接说重点

366
00:31:47,615 --> 00:31:48,699
图莉普欧黑尔

367
00:31:49,742 --> 00:31:51,118
她就在马撒大

368
00:31:52,369 --> 00:31:54,872
从外露伤口流出的血 点44口径手枪

369
00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,292
我觉得这也是血渍

370
00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:00,044
但是刀伤

371
00:32:01,045 --> 00:32:03,797
我的第二个养父的大脑

372
00:32:03,881 --> 00:32:06,425
被垒球棒打完就是这样

373
00:32:09,345 --> 00:32:12,056
这个既不是大脑也不是血
或许是…

374
00:32:13,349 --> 00:32:17,311
肠子像彩带一样
喷得满冰箱都是

375
00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:23,108
也有点像大脑和血

376
00:32:25,402 --> 00:32:27,404
-怎么了？
-没事

377
00:32:27,529 --> 00:32:29,657
我先把信息填进表格

378
00:32:30,324 --> 00:32:31,533
我没通过测试？

379
00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:32,785
无所谓过与不过

380
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,370
废话 我表现如何？

381
00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:37,665
测试结果显示

382
00:32:38,666 --> 00:32:43,128
你是个有人格障碍
不服管教的人

383
00:32:43,212 --> 00:32:46,965
容易精神病发作 崇拜枪支

384
00:32:47,049 --> 00:32:49,885
你还有未解决的弃养创伤

385
00:32:52,513 --> 00:32:55,474
听着似乎…

386
00:32:57,351 --> 00:32:58,686
没错

387
00:33:00,354 --> 00:33:01,563
很抱歉

388
00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:04,942
没关系

389
00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:08,946
有些人就是

390
00:33:10,239 --> 00:33:11,573
无可救药

391
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:17,705
喝了一小杯啤酒
睡觉时很清醒

392
00:33:17,788 --> 00:33:21,417
喝了一小杯啤酒
睡觉时很清醒

393
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,252
落叶慢慢褪色

394
00:33:23,377 --> 00:33:25,045
落叶慢慢褪色

395
00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:26,797
落叶慢慢褪色

396
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:30,801
缓缓入睡

397
00:33:35,806 --> 00:33:36,890
爱尔兰

398
00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:40,519
真是一个美丽的国度

399
00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:43,522
潮湿 杂草丛生

400
00:33:44,106 --> 00:33:45,232
没错

401
00:33:45,941 --> 00:33:47,443
我很想念那里

402
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:51,572
当然 我听说布鲁克林有很多爱尔兰人

403
00:33:53,907 --> 00:33:55,325
布鲁克林的爱尔兰人很多

404
00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:04,960
嘿 你

405
00:34:06,003 --> 00:34:07,004
你好

406
00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:25,105
你是想要厕纸吗？

407
00:34:25,189 --> 00:34:26,190
什么？

408
00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:28,442
你不停碰我的脚
我以为你想要什么东西

409
00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:31,653
伙计 我听不懂你说什么

410
00:34:32,112 --> 00:34:34,239
把嘴贴到这个洞上

411
00:34:41,205 --> 00:34:42,206
真酷

412
00:34:43,373 --> 00:34:45,125
从这个洞把纸递给你？

413
00:34:45,209 --> 00:34:46,293
什么？

414
00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:49,713
把嘴贴到这个洞上

415
00:34:57,930 --> 00:34:58,931
这样吗？

416
00:34:59,056 --> 00:35:01,975
哇！你慢点儿
我让你把嘴贴上来

417
00:35:02,059 --> 00:35:03,644
怎么连前戏都没有？

418
00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:06,730
不许动！举起手来 变态

419
00:35:09,983 --> 00:35:11,276
我是性犯罪侦探

420
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,736
趴到地上 怪物

421
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,115
圣徒先生！

422
00:35:19,034 --> 00:35:20,327
圣徒先生！

423
00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:22,955
圣徒先生！

424
00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:27,543
弄这么个人来想怎样？

425
00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:28,710
送回孤儿院

426
00:35:28,836 --> 00:35:30,003
嘿 圣徒先生！

427
00:35:30,546 --> 00:35:32,422
天呀！圣徒先生！

428
00:35:57,531 --> 00:35:59,408
你挪过去一点儿好吗？

429
00:35:59,867 --> 00:36:01,118
我正在开车

430
00:36:03,287 --> 00:36:05,038
可以 抱歉

431
00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:08,959
谢谢你

432
00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:39,865
-抱歉 先生…
-这里允许我抽烟

433
00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:42,326
-您可以在这里抽烟
-没错

434
00:36:46,455 --> 00:36:48,457
真是恶习

435
00:36:50,292 --> 00:36:52,210
浪费自己的超能力

436
00:36:52,294 --> 00:36:54,838
起码让她加点儿腰果呀

437
00:36:57,507 --> 00:36:59,259
容我自我介绍

438
00:37:00,177 --> 00:37:01,929
-我是…
-我认识你

439
00:37:02,930 --> 00:37:05,098
没几个人会留这种小胡子

440
00:37:06,058 --> 00:37:07,893
对 我也发现了

441
00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:10,354
还会再流行起来的

442
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:11,980
你想干什么？

443
00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:15,651
我来这里开会
听说你也在这里

444
00:37:15,776 --> 00:37:18,737
我想应该过来跟你打个招呼

445
00:37:19,863 --> 00:37:25,077
并且告诉你我最大的愿望
卡斯特传教士

446
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:28,038
就是你加入我们地狱

447
00:37:38,090 --> 00:37:40,217
撒旦已经死了

448
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:43,011
现在我说了算

449
00:37:44,638 --> 00:37:46,139
很酷吧？

450
00:37:47,099 --> 00:37:48,225
是呀

451
00:37:48,392 --> 00:37:50,268
你父母肯定为你自豪

452
00:37:50,352 --> 00:37:55,691
只要我不让人用打结的鞭子活剥他们
他们的确自豪

453
00:37:57,150 --> 00:38:01,446
我等不及想告诉你我的计划
看见我做出改变…

454
00:38:01,530 --> 00:38:02,781
我不会去地狱的

455
00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:07,202
就你干的那些事？

456
00:38:07,911 --> 00:38:10,038
迟早你会下地狱的

457
00:38:10,122 --> 00:38:12,124
是吗 咱们走着瞧

458
00:38:13,709 --> 00:38:15,335
等你跟上帝谈过之后？

459
00:38:16,545 --> 00:38:20,674
你是不会跟上帝谈话的
因为你根本见不到他

460
00:38:20,757 --> 00:38:23,635
-他永远不会让你…
-“让”我

461
00:38:25,679 --> 00:38:27,097
你知道我有什么能力吗？

462
00:38:28,140 --> 00:38:29,182
我有什么？

463
00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:32,477
我知道你有一种超能力

464
00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:34,229
给我跪下

465
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:38,900
并非只是超能力而已

466
00:38:40,861 --> 00:38:42,988
我拥有全宇宙最强大的力量

467
00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:48,243
双手掐自己的脖子

468
00:38:51,747 --> 00:38:52,789
用力

469
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,376
再用力

470
00:39:04,676 --> 00:39:05,802
停

471
00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:12,809
“让”我
我谁的话也不听！

472
00:39:13,643 --> 00:39:15,187
我要去找他谈话

473
00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:17,147
传教士

474
00:39:19,191 --> 00:39:21,109
后会有期 好吗？

475
00:39:42,589 --> 00:39:43,924
就是她

476
00:39:44,508 --> 00:39:45,509
她在哪？

477
00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:47,219
我让她出院了

478
00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:48,887
她是个疯子

479
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:50,597
没法治

480
00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:52,015
白痴

481
00:39:52,099 --> 00:39:54,476
好呀 那个吸血鬼呢？

482
00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:00,524
卡西？

483
00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:06,363
我知道
我已经开始想他了

484
00:40:09,533 --> 00:40:10,867
他去哪儿了？

485
00:40:10,951 --> 00:40:12,160
本森赫斯特

486
00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:14,204
幸运的混蛋

487
00:40:45,026 --> 00:40:46,027
上帝？

488
00:40:46,736 --> 00:40:48,613
拜托送他去天堂

489
00:40:50,866 --> 00:40:52,993
请原谅这个打死他的人

490
00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:54,369
阿门

491
00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:00,959
我不喜欢你杀人

492
00:41:02,502 --> 00:41:05,255
你跟上帝说呀 这是他安排的

493
00:41:39,581 --> 00:41:43,543
所有这些无法形容的恐怖
都是一个残忍的人造成的

494
00:41:44,044 --> 00:41:45,921
全世界都在通缉

495
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:48,173
一个叫卡斯特的传教士

496
00:41:48,256 --> 00:41:50,258
人们相信他是邪恶的化身

497
00:41:50,342 --> 00:41:51,718
传教士的反常暴行

498
00:41:56,598 --> 00:41:58,099
机长广播

499
00:41:58,183 --> 00:42:01,895
我们貌似遇到了气流颠簸

500
00:42:02,354 --> 00:42:05,899
请系好安全带 尽量保持镇静

501
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:10,445
你连再见都没说

502
00:42:16,952 --> 00:42:18,203
哈里里航空

503
00:42:31,341 --> 00:42:32,676
糟了

504
00:42:59,327 --> 00:43:01,329
翻译： 佟小铃