[DOOR OPENS]
Your guy can get us in?
Good.
[SCREAMING IN DISTANCE]
[KEYS CLINK]
Feels like the end, almost.
I guess we all gotta die sometime, eh?
[BOTH LAUGH]
Yeah.
That's a lot of beers.
I like beer, Cass.
Patrick and Murphy, they were out fishing at sea,
and the engine on the boat dies.
So, Murphy just says,
"Look, we're just gonna have
"to sit here and wait for help."
So, for two full days, they're lost at sea.
And they see this little bottle.
It was just bobbing around in the waves.
So, Patrick, he scoops it up and he opens it.
And out pops a genie.
[LAUGHS]
And he grants them one wish.
And Patrick says, "All right.
"Turn the whole sea into Guinness."
Just like that, the whole sea goes black with Guinness.
Murphy says to Patrick, "What in the hell did you do that for?
"Now I'm gonna have to piss in the boat."
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
"Piss in the boat." Mmm.
I like that.
[THUDS]
♪ Ooh, baby
♪ I get high on your love
♪ Ooh, baby
♪ I get high on your love
♪ When I'm loving you, baby
♪ Loving you
♪ Or when I'm close to you
♪ Close to you
♪ And listen
♪ I get high on your loving, yeah ♪
[SIGHS]
We haven't done that in a while.
What?
I love you.
Till the end of the world?
Till the end of the world.
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
ARCHANGEL: I was having a laugh.
Why would I be joking about a groin pull?
There's nothing funny about it.
So I turn to him...
CASSIDY: Shut your hole, birdman. Christ!
ARCHANGEL: Yeah, you're a sly one, aren't you?
[CELL DOOR OPENS]
Well, if it isn't Nurse Ratched, come to bring us our lithium.
[ARCHANGEL LAUGHS]
Movie references. Nice one, friend. Nice one.
Shut your mouth and put the wings away, or we saw them off.
Come on.
So...
Where's my favorite traitor, Agent Hoover?
I owe him a bit of a beatdown, actually.
HerrStarr set him on fire.
Right.
No need for that then.
Shackle him.
[CHAINS RATTLING]
[MAN SCREAMING]
Well, I really love what Lord Frankenstein's done with the place.
Really letting the dark and dank run wild, isn't he?
This is Masada,
the Grail's command center for over 2,000 years
and home to the Child Messiah.
Jesus.
I tell you what.
Get me a latte,
I'll tell me friends to take it easy on you when they get here.
No, thanks.
Padre got his powers back.
Sooner or later, he and Tulip, they'll both come get me.
You think so? I know so.
Good.
Otherwise, why the hell would we need you?
Let's go.
You're gonna be late for class.
WOMAN: [ON PA] Attention all Grail personnel. In the event of an emergency,
first help Messiahs and Grail leadership before you help yourself.
[INMATE 1 SCREAMING]
What was that?
[INMATE 2 SCREAMING]
FRANKIE: The Lee-Enfield rifle.
Named after its designer, James Paris Lee.
[RIFLE COCKS]
You hear that? That click-clunk?
That's the sound of a .303
sliding into place, ready to fly.
You wanna torture someone?
First things first.
You gotta earn their respect.
Let me tell you something.
There's few things more respectable
than the Enfield.
[SCREAMING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ Protect Him, we must
♪ Our holy Babe
♪ Leader of a world brand-new [SHUSHING]
♪ Arise, He shall come
♪ When the time is right
♪ Together, we will start anew [SHUSHING]
MAN: Listen.
♪ The sky will be bathed in a glorious light
♪ The world, His vision will come true
ALL: ♪ Cleansed are the sinners
♪ Not a heretic in sight
♪ Together, we will start anew
♪ He's glorious
♪ Protect Him
♪ He's glorious
♪ We'll protect Him♪
[MUSIC STOPS]
Hi.
Sorry to interrupt your little sing-along.
Your dick of a boss kidnapped our friend and we want him back.
Who wants to help us break into Masada and get him out?
[GUNS COCKING] [IN DEMONIC VOICE] Freeze!
And I thought they'd be into it.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] It's very surprising.
You sure about this?
Bunch of fascist assholes?
JESSE: Singing their fascist songs.
Hell, yeah, I'm sure.
Do it.
[IN DEMONIC VOICE] She's the boss.
You work for her.
SOLDIERS: She's the boss.
We work for her.
All right, bitches.
Let's go.
He's moved on.
EUGENE: Cool.
Moved?
Where?
No matter.
He can't hide.
Kidney.
[CASSIDY GROANING]
Knee.
[CASSIDY SCREAMING]
Last, but not least...
Liver.
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
God damn it! I gotta drink with that.
Now, at this point, your typical vic
is bleeding out and fading fast.
There's only so many body parts a person can lose.
You know what I'm saying?
But our subject here is special.
Whatever he loses... [GROANS]
...he grows back.
That being said, bullets is easy.
Bullets is basic.
You wanna produce a deeper kind of hurt, you gotta go old-school.
When it comes to the application of pain,
you gotta go Bensonhurst.
Fredo...
Frankie.
Ah. Fredo, come here a sec.
Let me have a word with you. Come here.
Listen to me.
I've been getting tortured since before your ma had a bloody mustache.
You know what I mean?
There's nothing you could do to me that hasn't been done a hundred times already.
Honestly. Oh, yeah?
Yeah. Nothing?
[UNZIPS FLY]
Baruch atah A-donay,
Elo-heinu.
[KNIFE SLASHES] [CASSIDY SCREAMING]
Frankie's working on the vampire, sir.
Any sign of Custer?
Hmm.
He's here.
[METAL DETECTOR BEEPS]
Let him in.
Happy you could join us, Custer.
You'll see I've taken precautions.
I see you've got an old lady.
A deaf and dumb old lady, in case you get any ideas.
The only ideas I have is to get Cassidy out of here.
Where is he?
[MUSIC PLAYING] [KNIFE SLASHING]
[CASSIDY SCREAMING]
[KNIFE CONTINUES SLASHING]
[CONTINUES SCREAMING]
He's resting peacefully.
You're mad at me.
Not him.
'Cause of the old...
I'm sorry we haven't exactly
brought the best out in each other.
Well, I want to put that behind us.
So...
I got you a little something.
Hand over Cassidy and you can wear hats again.
Take off your headphones. Let me use the Word,
make it right.
Nice try, Custer.
But I had a different idea when I took your friend and lured you here.
Don't you want to know... What is your very different idea, Klaus?
You're here, Jesse Custer,
to have a giant vagina
carved into your head.
I see.
That's how you wanna play it.
[GUNS FIRING]
[GUNFIRE CONTINUES]
[IN DEMONIC VOICE] Take me to Cassidy.
TULIP: The door's the key.
You're absolutely right, boss.
It's the only way in and out.
We need that door open and kept open.
Great plan, boss.
Yeah, we got a good feeling here.
[BLOOD DRIPPING]
[DOOR OPENS]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Cass?
Cass?
Hmm...
Took you long enough, wanker. [CHUCKLES]
Jesus!
What happened?
Son of a bitch.
He's been circumcising me
over and over, like.
Are you laughing at me?
No.
Who did this to you?
FRANKIE: Who's asking, asshole?
I am.
Let's fight.
[ALL GRUNTING]
Come here, you meatball!
MAN: Stop that!
Room service. Mmm-hmm.
I had this, you know?
What? I had it.
I was probing for weaknesses
and biding my time, like, you know?
You were biding for a lot of it.
Now, you see? Now, there you're laughing at me.
No, I'm not. Come on, Tulip's waiting.
What? You wanna do your vampire thing?
Do I... Do I wanna do my vampire thing?You know...
Rip his head off or something. Suck his blood?
I'm good. Thanks.
Yeah, caught her reconnoitering.
SERGEANT: Nice work.
Go on up to Operations and fill out an incident report.
No, I won't.
[CHUCKLES] You got something better to do?
Yeah.
Secure the exit and waste anyone that gets in our way.
What the hell has gotten into you?
I don't like it either, Tam, but filing reports is part of the job, so...
It'll only take a few minutes.
I don't give a shit how long it takes, Sarge, I'm not doing it.
Soldier, you work for me and you will damn well do what I say.
No, I work for her now.
Oh, shit.
We're under attack!
[ALARM BLARING]
Go, go, go!
Keep that door open!
On it, boss!
How are we doing, Tammie?
Oh!
Shit! [BONES CRUNCHING]
JESSE: You've got a problem with the way I save your ass,
then stop getting in trouble.
The reason I'm ever in trouble in the first place
is because of you and your godly bullshit.
I forgot. Before we met, you were a Boy Scout,
walking old ladies across the street.
Well, I wasn't getting my penis shaved off on a regular basis.
Let's put it that way.
[ALARM BLARING]
GUARD: Let's go. This way.
[WHISPERING] Honestly, my bollocks.
Mmm. You don't have any Percocets, do you?
I forgot the Percocet.
Yeah, of course. You know,
why would anyone bring a bloody torture victim painkillers?
You know what I mean?
Brilliant. Brilliant! Great plan so far.
You know, what I've really missed, Cassidy,
is the constant complaining.
Do you know what your problem is?GUARD: Halt! Don't move!
[GUNS COCK]
[ALARM CONTINUES BLARING] [GUNFIRE]
CASSIDY: There is an exit, right?
JESSE: Tulip's on it.
[DOOR CREAKING] [TULIP GRUNTING]
Are you okay, boss? Jesus!
Are you okay? Fine.
Stings a little.
Remember the mission, boss.
"If Jerry and Cass are gonna get out,
"we need this door open and kept open."
It's "Jesse."
Well...
Then they're screwed.
No, you just gotta
throw the switch open.
There's a switch that opens the door?
There's a door switch?
Well... Where the hell is it?
Great.
Don't worry, boss.
We got this.
Shit.
[SCREAMING]
[BEEPS]
What are you doing? I already pressed that.
Well, I pressed it again.
Come on.
Slowest goddamn elevator.
Yeah, well, I've seen much slower.
Of course you have, Cass.
You've seen it all, haven't you?Mmm-hmm.
[BEEPS]
Much, much slower.
[BEEPS]
[HIGH-PITCHED RINGING]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[WIND HOWLING]
[ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING]
A "thank you" would be nice.
All right. How about,
"Thank you for letting me get caught up in your pissing contest
"with a deranged crypto-fascist cult leader"?
Christ!
"My foreskins can never repay you, Jesse."
You see?
Wasn't so hard. Mmm.
ELECTRONIC VOICE: Lobby floor.
Shit. Is that the exit?
Where's Tulip?
[TULIP GRUNTING]
[PANTING]
[GUN COCKS] I'm sorry,
but I'm gonna need that door open.
Don't be sorry, bitch.
Cool. Cool.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
I can't believe you're still pissed about that.
You cut me into pieces and tried to mail me!
Not even first-class, neither.
Don't think I didn't notice that.I was trying to help!
You were trying to be the hero, just like you're doing now.
It's your bloody kick, all right?
You like making people do the things you think is best.
I'm sorry I thought it best that you not burn alive, Cass.
I'll tell you now...
Maybe next time I won't make that mistake.
It's not just me, neither, you know?
It's Tulip, too. Leave her out of it.
Do you think... You think I chose this?
Like, I'm actually enjoying being in love with her?
We're not gonna talk about her ever again.
You understand?
Not one more word.
Tulip.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Teach you to sucker-punch me.
[GRUNTS]
Hey.
Uncle? Blow me.
I'm serious, I'll do it.
I'll die a martyr, slain at the hand of a disbelieving moron.
Okay then.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
Buy us some more time.
Go.
Shoot. You need the jacket for the sun?Nah.
Well, come on. You're free.
Free to what?
Cass?
What the hell are you doing, Cass?
I told you.
I got this.
FRANKIE: Shalom.
Hold your fire.
Not yet.
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
Makes no sense.
"I got this"? That's what he said.
Uh-uh.
Don't make no sense, Jesse.
What exactly about Cassidy does make sense?
What is that supposed to mean?
Did something happen?
Did you two fight?
Not really. What happened?
Jesse Custer, what did you do? Nothing!
I got him right there to the door, but...
I tried.
I swear.
Well, does he know I'm here? Did he... Did he ask about me?
So, we go again.
Drag his dumb ass out of there if we have to.
It's gonna be tough.
They'll really be expecting us this time.
Hey...
I still got that Grail suit, remember? From Japan?
How about we... You sleep with him?
What? Cassidy. Did you sleep with him?
[SCOFFS]
Excuse me? Did I...
I won't be mad.
I promise. Just tell me.
Did you sleep with him?
No.
Okay?
Okay.
Tomorrow, we go again.
[MOSQUITOES BUZZING]
[EXPLOSION]
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
Hello?
JOHN: Time to get to work.
Dad?
Time to find God, son.
But you better hurry up.
Big things are coming for you.
[EXPLOSION]
[GRUNTING]
[CHOKING]
No. Stop. Stop.
[IN DEMONIC VOICE] Stop!
[AS JOHN] No more dreaming.
This is your wake-up call.
[GASPS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ Just like them old days Only better
♪ Our dreams burned down, so we ain't expecting much
♪ Just like them old days Only better
♪ Tempt evil blessings is all that we're messing with now
♪ We burn brightly We tread lightly
♪ We conjure the spirits and deliver it nightly
♪ We burn brightly We tread lightly
♪ We conjure up spirits and deliver it nightly ♪
[BRAKES SCREECH]
I'll accept any punishment you see fit to administer.
Get out.
[DOOR OPENS]
[WIND HOWLING]
Ah!
One of my greatest creations.
You better be right about this.
I'm right about everything.
I had him. I had him dead to rights.
But you didn't want him dead to rights, HerrStarr.
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
You wanted to make him suffer.
Yes?
So, let's make him
suffer.
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]