♪ But he could not forgive her ♪
♪ Though he tried and tried ♪
♪ And tried ♪
♪ And the halls of his memories ♪
♪ Still echo her eyes ♪
♪ He cried like a baby
♪ And he screamed like a panther ♪
♪ In the middle of the night ♪
♪ And he saddled his pony ♪
♪ And he went for a ride ♪
MALE REPORTER: In other news, God is coming to Annville!
Or so some local residents seem to be saying.
Why don't you come down to the All Saints' Church this Sunday
and see for yourself what's what?
In not-unrelated news, local freak, Eugene Root, remains missing,
and Preacher Custer continues to be sought by
law enforcement.
Hey, Mabel!
[SIRENS WAILING]
[INSECTS CHIRPING]
[ENGINE REVS]
[WIND WHISTLES]
♪ I got the bo-o-o-owling ba-a-all blues ♪
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] ♪ When I first started bowling ♪
♪ Just a spare was great ♪
♪ And my score looked good at 108 ♪
♪ And they said if I practiced ♪
♪ I could raise my game ♪ [BELLS JINGLE]
♪ So I practiced and I practiced ♪
♪ But I still bowl the same ♪
♪ I got the bo-o-o-owling ba-a-all blues ♪
[MUSIC CONTINUES OVER RADIO]
What the hell's all this about?
Told you on the phone. God's coming.
Come on, Mose.
You don't believe all that crap.
Well, better safe than sorry.
Where is he?
What happened? Root get him?
[SIGHS] Redneck son of a bitch.
Uh, rumor has it that an even worse redneck
got a hold of Preacher.
Son of a bitch-ier, too.
[MUSIC OVER RADIO CONTINUES]
Donnie.
[SMACKING]
[MOANING]
[SIGHS]
I missed you.
Where is he?
What?
I said, where is he?
He's half-deaf, bitch.
[GRUNTS]
Where's Jesse?
[DOOR OPENS]
Hey, Tulip.
What are you doing here?
Door's open, idiot!
Shut up.
[BETSY GROANS]
CASSIDY: It's like, one look and you're done.
She's burned herself into your brain.
That face, those eyes, that smile.
MAN: For me, it's a big, fluffy ass.
[EXHALES] Ah.
Well, you know, whatever floats your boat.
All right, Larry.
Prairie Dog dropped the charges.
You're good to go.
Hey, listen.
I know you're hurting,
but maybe you and Pedro just take a break.
Leave it up on Brokeback Mountain for now, all right?
Off you go.
[KEYS RATTLE]
Where is he?
Like I told your guys, I have no idea.
The past few days, me and Padre have been laying low,
and hanging out at the whorehouse,
where you got me and...
Not Custer.
Come Sunday, I know where to find him.
[CLANG]
I meant Eugene.
What'd Preacher do with him?
Sheriff.
You're going to have to trust me on this one.
You don't wanna know.
Don't I, though?
I see that you are no stranger to our criminal justice system.
[SNIFFLES]
CASSIDY: Uh-oh.
Manila folder time.
SHERIFF HUGO: Mmm-hmm.
Assault and battery in Las Vegas.
Let... Let me just say I... Do you know what?
I told them right from the get-go,
I don't... I don't like magicians. They...
Drunk and disorderly in Denver.
Lewd and lascivious in Nashville.
[LAUGHS]
New York City, attempted murder.
Oh, right. I...
I sort of lost my head a bit there. Crime of passion.
Judging from this,
you're a very passionate man, Mr. Cassidy.
What catches my eye though,
are the dates of your arrests.
1961,
1950,
1940,
1922.
And so on and so forth.
[TOILET LID SLAMS]
And yet I look so young.
[UNZIPS]
Everybody says that...
But thank you.
Yeah.
[SIGHS]
I noticed the sunglasses.
I noticed the goofy hats.
I just wrote it down to you being an asshole.
[CHUCKLES]
No, Sheriff.
[CLICKS TONGUE]
I'm not an asshole.
[ZIPS]
I'm the asshole.
[GUNSHOT]
[GRUNTING]
[COUGHS]
[GROANING]
Now, this is medicine for you.
At least, that's what I've read on the Internet.
Come on, vampire. It's gonna be a long night.
DONNIE: I've been washed clean.
I had Preacher dead to rights in that church.
Could have killed him and been a hero for it, too.
But I stopped myself.
I remembered he'd been merciful with me before.
You remember when we was in the men's room
together that night?
Uh-huh.
He could have killed me that night, but he didn't do it.
Preacher was merciful.
Yeah, so I was merciful, too.
So then, when I heard he was on the run,
I told him he could hide out here.
'Cause Preacher saved me.
He showed me that I...
I'm not a murderer.
He showed me that I'm not the bad guy.
[TULIP CLEARS THROAT]
And, um,
he showed you all this in a gas station men's room, huh?
Lose the attitude, okay?
It takes a real man to let God in his heart.
We're gonna go grab a smoke, okay?
I come back to the whole town going crazy over God showing up.
And now Donnie Schenck
drooling and acting like you're the Dalai Lama?
What the hell's going on, Jesse?
I'll bring you up to speed.
First, you came back for me.
Yeah, well, after that phone message, how could I resist?
[DEEP VOICE] "Hi, Tulip, uh, I... I just ate pancakes."
[SIGHS]
I'm sorry, Tulip.
You should be.
Do something for me, Jesse?
Anything.
Yeah?
'Cause, um...
I mean, it's bad. Like, really bad.
Mmm.
I mean, nasty.
[LAUGHS]
Mmm-hmm.
Anything, right?
Whatever you want.
[UNLOCKS TRUNK]
Kill him.
Well, I had to step to him and say,
"Listen, my ma drives me crazy sometimes, too,
"but that's your madre, brah.
"You gotta respect her like you gots to respect all women."
It's so nice to hear a man talk like that.
I mean, I'm not... I'm not trying to be like...
I'm just saying, in the end, you, me, our moms,
we're all just people.
Well, I'd better get back to work.
Yeah, yeah, me, too.
You know, uh, I'll bring those in for you.
Okay. Thanks, Carlos.
Yeah.
Hey, Jennifer.
You like Chinese food?
Not really.
Puta.
[SIGHS]
JESSE: We like Chinese food.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah, yeah, laugh it up.
What's up?
Poor Carlos.
Chinese food would be good, though.
Yep. And a nice cold beer.
Un-huh. You can't have beer.
Says who?
If I'm not havin' beer, neither are you.
All right. Whisky it is.
Asswipe.
Oh, my God.
[CLATTERS]
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What is it, Jesse? Show me.
I'll show you.
I'll show you big time.
What the... No.
Oh, yeah.
That is... That's wrong.
Uh-huh.
Come on. It's like Lady and the Tramp,
except with our butts.
Jesse Custer, do not come
near me with that thing, I swear to God. [LAUGHS]
Come on, you know you want it. You know, come on.
Put it away!
Jesse: [CHUCKLES] Come on, just the tip.
Real professional, you two.
Give us a break.
Hey, Carlos.
I mean, "We are just people."
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Real smooth, Carlos.
Bite me. How long to the vault?
I'd say eight, nine minutes.
[BAGS ZIPPING]
These are ready to go.
Fun's over, Custer.
Now the pain begins.
[KEYS JINGLE]
[SPLASH]
Aw, come on.
[SQUISH]
[SIGHS]
[TULIP LAUGHS]
[Tulip] Come here, let Mr. Fisty make it all better.
Hey, where are you going?
[Jesse] Away from you, you psycho.
TULIP: Aw, don't run away from Mr. Fisty. That makes Mr. Fisty sad.
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
[MUFFLED GROANS]
[Jessie] Get it away from me.
TULIP: I tell you what, let me make it up to you.
[Jesse] I said quit it.
[MUFFLED GROANING]
CARLOS: Let's see if there's Chinese food in prison.
[GUNSHOT]
[ALARM BLARING]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
No!
[GASPING]
Tulip, what is it?
[PANTING]
The baby. The baby.
[SIRENS WAILING] [ALARM CONTINUES BLARING]
[GRUNTS]
Why?
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[GRUNTS]
Why?
You were happy.
I...
[BREATHING SHAKILY]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ Honey, won't you listen, why don't you... ♪
MAN: French Vanilla, I remember.
I don't need to write it down
'cause it's been your blessed favorite
in all the 39 years we've been married.
But, uh, maybe after your bubble bath
we could get a little frisky.
No, I didn't say dirty, I said frisky.
You know, like that time that you wore that...
No, all right, okay. Never mind.
Uh, it... It was just a thought.
Uh, hush now,
no, I'm happy no matter what we do.
As long as it's together.
Yeah, a movie sounds great.
Okay. Yeah.
I can see you there. Yeah.
[BUBBLING]
[GRUNTING]
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
[GRUNTS]
[BULLET CLATTERS]
[PAPER CUP CRINKLES]
[SIGHS]
You're about a tough son of a bitch.
Well, you get used to it.
Thanks.
[BULLET CLATTERS]
Where's Eugene?
Okay, all right, I... I can tell you this.
The good news is he's alive.
Well, maybe.
Mind you, that may also be the bad news as well, you know.
Honestly, it was an accident.
You know, Jesse, he wouldn't hurt a kid.
Not on purpose, he wouldn't.
Oh, high praise, indeed.
[GUN CLICKS]
This world...
Vampires, government agents, psychopathic preachers.
It's all an unmitigated monster swamp.
That's true.
Plonkers and gobshites as far as the eye can see.
[SNIFFS]
Still, nobody's perfect. You know?
I mean, you know, [LAUGHS]
I'm a dark-hearted piece of shite.
That's true. The manila folder never lies.
But what about you, Sheriff?
All this.
Last I checked, this kind of questioning was illegal.
Not in Texas.
[GUN COCKS]
Not when a man's looking for his son.
But are you really looking for him though,
is what I'm wondering.
Just, come on, be honest with me now, like,
would there not be, like, a teeny-tiny part of you
that'd be happy if he was just gone?
Eugene's a good boy.
I know, I know that.
But he's sort of annoyingly good though.
Am I right?
Always talking. Asking his bloody questions.
And that face. I just...
I honestly... I don't know how you do it.
Having to wake up to that
giant, puckered ass-face staring at you
across the breakfast table, day after day...
[GUNSHOTS]
[GROANING]
Now see?
This just proves my point exactly.
Nobody's perfect.
[DOOR UNLOCKS]
You can go.
[GRUNTS]
[PANTING]
Good.
I gotta be someplace.
We will burn in Hell.
You know what Hell is to me?
Someone screwing us and us not screwing them back.
No, no, no. That is not Hell.
It will not make a difference. You understand?
We have to leave him to God.
TULIP: Oh, yeah, great idea.
Let's use some guy's hand...
They're gonna wake up Chris.
- Heaven on a phone! - Hmm?
[MUFFLED INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
Just say it over and over again. I'll figure it out eventually.
Never mind.
JESSE: What difference will it make?
It won't make a difference. We have to leave him to God.
TULIP: Yeah, much better plan.
Let's use some guy's hand
to call down Heaven on a phone
and let some beardy white guy decide.
You don't know he's white.
Well, he better be or else he'll have even more explaining to do.
So God's a racist too now as well? Is that what you're saying?
I'm saying Carlos took everything from us, Jesse!
'Cause he was jealous! Out of spite!
Eye for an eye. And you know what that means?
That means we get to kill him!
No matter what we do, that baby ain't never coming back!
I know! And someone's gotta pay!
[RUSTLING]
[DOOR CLOSES]
[THUD]
[RATTLING]
What are you doing, Jesse?
I'm going to Hell anyway.
[KEYS RATTLE]
[WHIMPERING]
Hey, what...
[MUFFLED] Please. Don't.
No. No. No, please.
That's it.
- Please don't! Please don't! - Let's scoot you over there.
[WHIMPERING]
[GUN COCKS]
No. No!
[CRYING]
What are you doing?
What's it look like?
Jesse.
[CRYING]
What's wrong?
That's the most beautiful thing anyone's ever done for me.
An eye for an eye.
You were right.
No, you were right.
It wouldn't make a difference.
Probably not.
[CARLOS CONTINUES CRYING ]
It'll feel good though.
[STAMMERS] Stop, Jesse.
You're gonna mess my car.
No, I'm not.
Trash bag will collect the brains.
Yeah, but there's... There's still gonna be splatter
and the bullet's gonna crack my axle.
No, no, no, it won't, not if I aim here.
I said no, Jesse.
Are you changing your mind?
It's the thought, okay?
That's what counts.
[WHIMPERING CONTINUES]
Huh.
So, what are we gonna do with him?
[JOHNNY CASH'S PERSONAL JESUS PLAYS IN BACKGROUND]
Ah!
Thank you.
I'm...
Yep. I'm sorry, guys. I, um...
I lost my head.
So, no excuse, but...
So, yeah, this... This worked out great.
Anyway, um...
♪ Someone to hear your prayers ♪
Peace.
♪ Someone who cares ♪
Hey, Carlos.
♪ Your own personal Jesus ♪
Before you go.
♪ Someone to hear your prayers ♪
♪ Someone who's there ♪
For you.
Wait, what?
What? Still unfair?
Yeah.
Gotta give him a chance, right?
♪ You know I'm a forgiver ♪
[SIGHS] No.
No, don't give me the gun. Come...
[GASPS] Okay.
[BREATHES SHAKILY]
♪ Reach out and touch thee ♪
That's better.
Ready?
Do I look ready?
♪ Reach out and touch faith ♪
Carlos, what about you? You ready?
I'm...
[SNIFFLES] I'm not... Not really.
♪ Reach out and touch faith ♪
Tough shit.
[TRAIN HORN TOOTING]
[CARLOS GURGLING]
[GURGLING CONTINUES]
Animals. The both of them.
Just like out of some horror movie.
Right now? At your place?
And that $3.50 tart, Tulip O'Hare...
It's not Donnie's fault, okay?
Preacher put a spell on my Donnie!
You hear that? We're on the move.
That's right! You get him, boys!
You get that son of a bitch Preacher!
[CAR DOORS CLOSING]
[ENGINE STARTS]
[SIRENS WAILING]
[CAR BEEPS]
[BLOOD, SWEAT & TEARS' GO DOWN GAMBLIN PLAYS]
TULIP: That's a blown-up bulldozer.
♪ Born a natural loser ♪
♪ I can't recall just where ♪
♪ Raised on brew and poker and a dollar here and there ♪
♪ Blackjack hand, dealer man ♪
♪ You better pay off that last debt ♪
♪ Two-bit hand, a 21 is all I ever get ♪
♪ Go down gamblin' ♪
♪ Say it when you're runnin' low ♪
♪ Go down gamblin' ♪
♪ You may never have to go, go ♪
♪ Ooh! ♪
This how you call him?
I guess.
[SCATTING]
Okay, let's see.
That looks like the speakerphone.
[CLICKS TONGUE]
The severed hand moves...
...over here to power on.
It's pretty straight forward.
All right.
That's the video-con.
"Video-con?"
Video-conferencing.
As in, yeah, we aren't just gonna talk to him.
We're gonna see him.
♪ Go down gamblin' ♪
♪ Say it when you're runnin' low ♪
♪ Go down gamblin ♪
♪ Hey ♪
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
What do you think's gonna happen?
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS IN BACKGROUND]
I honestly have no idea.
Well... [SIGHS]
No matter what,
we're getting French fries after.
[SIGHS]
[CONVERSATIONS CONTINUE]
Can I just sneak past, mate? Sorry.
Sorry, big fella. Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, sorry.
Cass.
You okay? Jesse said the cops got you.
Yeah, no, I'm fine. They just let me off with a warning
and a couple of bullet holes.
Happy you're here.
I wouldn't miss it.
[ALL MURMURING]
Look up.
It's about to start. Go sit with your brothers.
Should we save a seat for Miles?
No, Miles isn't coming.
He doesn't wanna meet God?
He's meeting him somewhere else.
I'm here, okay? Mommy's here.
[CONVERSATIONS CONTINUE]
[MAN WHISTLES]
WOMAN: He's here.
Preacher's right there, Sheriff. Ain't you gonna arrest him?
[INDISTINCT MURMURING]
Peace be with you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks for coming out, y'all!
Ooh, boy, what a turnout.
Yeah, well, it is a big day.
Today, we answer mankind's most pressing question.
Namely, "What the hell's going on?"
Now, Preacher Custer here
argues not only is there a God,
he's going to call him down,
right into this room,
and we're all gonna talk to him.
Ain't that right, Preacher Custer?
Something like that.
What I say, my position in all of this is,
that Preacher Custer, like every single preacher, priest
and holy man since the dawn of time, is full of shit.
The only true God,
the only real God is the God of Meat.
Well, anyway, who's ever right, you know, gets the church,
so, uh, enough with all the preamble-ising.
Let's get started, shall we?
Uh, Preacher Custer?
Show us God.
[PLASTIC CRINKLES]
Angel hands. Yeah?
[WHIRRING, BEEP]
[WHIRRING]
[BUZZER, CLICK]
[WHIRRING]
[BUZZER]
[INDISTINCT MURMURING]
[BEEP]
[CLICKING]
[BEEP]
[WHIRRING, BEEP]
MAN: Just shoot its dick off!
[LAUGHTER]
[WHIRRING, BEEP]
[WHIRRING AND BEEPING]
[GRINDING]
Well, all right, yep, there it is.
Guess that settles it.
What the hell?
[INDISTINCT MURMURING]
MAN: The sun!
JESSE: It's all right. Don't panic.
It's okay. Everyone relax.
It's all right.
Nothing to be afraid of.
[BANG]
GOD: [ECHOING] Look upon me.
I am the Alpha and the Omega and the bright morning star.
I am the Lord, your God.
My children, why have you called me?
[INDISTINCT MURMURING]
Um...
God, forgive us.
We...
I called you 'cause we all have questions.
Questions? For me?
Respectfully, we would like to know...
How dare you question your God?
[RUMBLING]
How dare you?
No! How dare you?
[BABY CRYING]
You can't shout at us like that.
We're the ones who should be screaming, you sick, stuck-up...
Tulip!
[CRYING CONTINUES]
And you made a baby cry.
Told you he was a white guy.
"I am" is the only answer you need!
No. That is not good enough!
Look at us down here.
Hearts full of greed, hate and doubt.
Sin is winning and you're losing.
So if we are your children,
why don't you act like a father?
Take some time out of your busy schedule
and answer some goddamn questions.
[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
[CLAPPING HANDS]
Balls.
Very well. What are your questions?
[INDISTINCT MURMURING]
Why do bad things happen to good people?
Ah, yes.
You see, when I created humanity,
I wanted you to have everything.
Joy, hope, love, but also pain.
Everything that makes you a person.
Do you understand?
Yeah.
Good.
But why?
You had your turn!
My turn! Sit down!
MAN: What did you do to the dinosaurs?
[ALL CLAMORING]
You know, one time, I took quite a bit of angel dust
and then I drank an eight-pack of Red Bull
and went to a Bieber concert.
My children, my children.
Honestly, this is crazier than that.
Hey! Hey, you!
My family! My baby girl! My Little Lucy Loo.
What about her?
Is she there? With you?
Yes, she is here.
[INDISTINCT MURMURING]
What about you, Preacher?
You must have a question.
I guess I got lots of them.
But if I had just one...
I've been wondering for a long time now,
what's your plan for me?
To be a shepherd to your flock.
To tend to them and the church.
But I failed at that.
Why did you give me this power
if I can't use it to save them?
You have not failed, my son.
You brought them to me and so they are saved.
WOMAN: Saved?
Really?
Even Eugene?
GOD: Yes. Even him.
You are all saved!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
It's amazing, Jesse.
You did it.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE]
But I sent him to Hell!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STOP]
And...how did you do that, my son?
With the power.
With Genesis.
Uh...uh...
Oh... Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes, of course.
And who else has a question?
Can I get my dick back on?
[LAUGHTER]
Excuse me.
[CHUCKLES]
I have one last question.
You're not God, are you?
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
No, you're not.
I am the bright morning star.
I just saw you picking your nose.
No, my son, I was scratching it.
You're an impostor.
I am the Lord, your God!
You're not God.
Yes, I am! Jesus.
Where is God?
[RUMBLING]
GOD: I am the resurrection!
[WIND HOWLING]
I am the way and the truth!
[ECHOING] Where is God?
I...
Uh, oh.
I don't know.
Where is he?
[WHIMPERING] I don't know!
None of us do.
He... He's missing.
God is missing.
We don't know where he is. He's... Maybe he's down there.
We don't know.
Guys, guys. I... I...
[STAMMERING] He made me say... He made me say that.
[STUTTERS] That preacher. He made me do it.
Guys. Guys! [GASPING]
He can't... [STATIC] He's missing! God is gone!
[POWERING DOWN]
[CREAKING]
[CROWD GASPS]
[INDISTINCT MURMURING]
[NORMAL VOICE] Let's go.
QUINCANNON: Denounce him, Preacher.
Denounce him, Preacher!
Denounce him, Jesse Custer! Denounce him!
Padre, where are we going?
Tulip wants French fries.
MAN: He's getting away, Sheriff.
[DOOR OPENS]
Ain't you gonna do something? He broke the law.
[INDISTINCT MURMURING]
[SCOFFS] "The law."
MAN: Excuse us.
Let's go home.
I can't believe there's no... I can't.
Abandoned.
I can't even...
[PIPE ORGAN PLAYING]
[GLASS SHATTERING]
♪ Too many teardrops ♪
♪ For one heart to be cryin' ♪
♪ Too many teardrops
♪ For one heart to carry on ♪
Meat!
EMILY: Nothing has changed.
We are still gonna comb our hair and brush our teeth
and do our best at school.
Daddy's still in Heaven, like he's always been.
The good part of Heaven, not that scary part.
I know you're scared.
But we just need to stay strong,
be true to ourselves, okay?
We don't need God.
And I'll let you guys in on a little secret, okay?
We never did.
Nothing's changed. Nothing's changed.
[DAVID LICHENS' NO RAIN CHORALE PLAYS]
[BIRD SCREECHES]
[INHALES]
♪ All I can say is that ♪
♪ My life is pretty plain ♪
♪ I like watchin' the puddles ♪
♪ Gather rain ♪
♪ And all I can do ♪
♪ Is just pour some tea for two ♪
[WHISPERING] All clear.
♪ And speak my point of view ♪
♪ But it's not sane ♪
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
♪ It's not sane ♪
[DRIPPING]
♪ Sane ♪
♪ I just want someone to say to me ♪
♪ Ohh, ohh, ohh
♪ "I'll always be there when you wake"
[SOBBING]
♪ I don't understand ♪
♪ Why I sleep all day ♪
♪ And I start to complain ♪
♪ That there's no rain ♪
♪ And all I can do is read a book to stay awake ♪
♪ It rips my life away,
♪ But it's the great escape ♪
♪ Great escape ♪
♪ I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today ♪
♪ So stay with me, and we'll have it made ♪
♪ Made ♪
[ALARM BLARING]
[BUBBLING]
♪ All I can say ♪
♪ Is that my life is pretty plain ♪
♪ Oh! You don't like my point of view ♪
♪ You think I'm insane ♪
- ♪ It's not sane ♪ - [TWISTING DIAL]
- ♪ It's not sane ♪ - [BEEPING]
♪ I just want someone to say to me ♪
[MUFFLED] Uh-oh.
♪ Ohh, ohh, ohh I'll always be there when you wake ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
[WHISTLING]
[WHISTLING, HISS]
[CAWING]
[EXPLOSION]
[WIND HOWLING]
[WOOD CRACKLING]
[ENGINE IDLING]
[MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
Well, that's it?
That's the ending?
Steve Buscemi dies of a heart attack, they scatter his ashes,
go back to bowling? I mean, what's the bloody point?
[CHUCKLES]
What? You know you're the only person on this entire planet
who doesn't like that movie.
Uh-huh. That's not true.
It's... Actually, it's a very controversial film.
Who here likes The Big Lebowski?
[CHEERING]
MAN: Long live the Dude!
Eejits.
So, what's the plan, Jesse?
The plan is simple. Find God.
Oh, no offense, Padre, but I'm right... I'm tired of the God talk now.
I am, too.
That's why we're gonna go out and actually find God.
What? Like a... Like a road trip?
With buckets of guns, sex and drugs
[CHUCKLES] and shady characters dressed in bikinis?
Yeah, I imagine there'll be a bit of that.
I'm in. Done.
I'm sorry. We're just gonna, like, drive around shooting people,
getting wasted and looking for God?
[LAUGHS] Oh! I am so in.
And what are you gonna do when you find him?
Well, if God wants our help, we'll help him.
If he doesn't, we're gonna kick his ass.
Hmm.
All right, bitches. Let's go.
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
Haven't forgotten about you.
Gonna get you out of Hell, one way or another.
[REGISTER BEEPS]
[SLURRED SPEECH] Thank you, Preacher.
[CHUCKLES]
REPORTER: This just in. An explosion removes a small town.
Annville, Texas, was powered entirely by a methane reactor,
so experts suspect an excess of flammable cow manure
may have been behind this tragedy.
For now, that's just speculation.
But authorities fear a blast of this magnitude
will have left no survivors behind.
[GRUNTS]
Hey.
This, uh, Genesis thing,
what is it?
You want me to show you?
Yeah. [CHUCKLES]
[ECHOING] Kiss me.
[LINDA RONSTADT'S WILL YOU LOVE ME TOMORROW? PLAYS]
♪ Tonight you're mine, completely ♪
♪ You give your love so sweetly ♪
♪ Tonight, the light ♪
♪ Of love is in your eyes ♪
♪ But will you love me tomorrow ♪
That's Genesis.
Ugh!
Don't ever do that again.
[DOOR OPENS]
[THE ROLLING STONES' LET IT BLEED PLAYS]
[ENGINE STARTS]
[ENGINE REVVING]
♪ Well, we all need someone we can lean on ♪
What are we waiting on?
[TIRES SCREECH]
♪ And if you want it ♪
♪ Girl, you can lean on me ♪
♪ Yeah, we all need someone we can cream on ♪
[CLATTER]
♪ Yeah ♪
[WIND HOWLING]
[GUN COCKS]
[GUNSHOT]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]
[BONES SNAP]
[DEMONIC VOICE] Preacher.