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Where we goin'?

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To kill God.

3
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How is the Christ Child?

4
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You know I lost him,
don't you?

5
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He's gonna meet God.
That's where he's meeting Him.

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I want you to remember,

7
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without me,
God gets away with it.

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Jesse, don't!

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Let me go!

10
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Alright?

11
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Now it's your turn.

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Just pick a spot.

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And put it
in your mind's eye.

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You got it?

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Now let it fly.

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Hello.

17
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Who am I?

18
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Fiore.

19
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Who are you?

20
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Jesse Custer.

21
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Right. Good.

22
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Am I dead?

23
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Yeah.

24
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This is Heaven?

25
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Well, it ain't
the South of France.

26
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Who is that?

27
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I don't know.
Some girl fishing.

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Come on.

29
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It's incredible.

30
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Should have seen it
before the war.

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We told you about that.
The Endless War?

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Good and Evil.
Heaven and Hell.

33
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Meh.

34
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And it was always
tit for tat.

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We'd win a battle,
they'd win a battle,

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but... nobody ever
really won or lost.

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Until God left.

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And now, with Hell under
new management...

39
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I mean,
don't get me wrong.

40
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Jesus has been doing his best,
but he's not... Hitler.

41
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Doesn't really have
that killer instinct.

42
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Which brings us to you.

43
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We're just...
so... glad you're here.

44
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Cool.

45
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What's going on?

46
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"What's going on?"
I've just been telling you what!

47
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Well, you told me
"Jesus is no Hitler."

48
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Okay. Good to know.

49
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It's impossible.

50
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I feel like I'm speaking monkey
to a cow.

51
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Right.
Heaven is empty.

52
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God is gone.

53
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We want you...

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...to take His place.

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My dear.
You think maybe it...

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Back in a minute.

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<i>It's a bad day
on the oval for Brisbane.</i>

59
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<i>The undefeated Magpies extend
their win streak to seven.</i>

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Ugh, cheatin' bastards.

61
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- Evening.
- Evening.

62
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The bell rung and I didn't know
what to think.

63
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I mean, out here at this hour,
and so forth.

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- Is everything alright?
- Me and my friend...

65
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we just had to pull over at
the side of the road down there.

66
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Ah, I see.

67
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You're out of petrol,
are you?

68
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That what happened?
You're out of petrol?

69
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Yeah, of course.

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Come on in.
Let's get you sorted out.

71
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Easy enough mistake to make
with the petrol.

72
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Done it myself last year.

73
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You thirsty?
I just fixed a lemon squash.

74
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So, uh, yeah.

75
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I was halfway to Perth
before noticing

76
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the tank was as dry
as a nun's gasket.

77
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Oh, mate.

78
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I... I wish you wouldn't.

79
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Those towels
are the Missus'.

80
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Where is the Missus?

81
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With the Lord.

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Cancer.

83
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Hmm.

84
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With the Lord, huh?

85
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Good for her.

86
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Your arm.

87
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What happened?

88
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Sunburn.

89
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What do you want?

90
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Well.

91
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I came to
eat your chickens.

92
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Hello?!

93
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Nothing?!

94
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He wasn't home?

95
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Nope.

96
00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:19,535
But I know
how to get Him.

97
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Nothing for
the Allfather?

98
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:05,657
The Allfather's business is
the business of the Allfather.

99
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Right.

100
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Guess he's still away.

101
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<i>Attention, Grail personnel.</i>

102
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<i>The modern miracles seminar
for</i>

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<i>will be held in conference room
6 at 10:00 AM Thursday.</i>

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No! Stop!

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Stop!

106
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Stop! Please!

107
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Stop!

108
00:13:02,474 --> 00:13:05,066
Five, four, three...

109
00:13:07,904 --> 00:13:11,056
Is your household cat hacking
into your bank account?

110
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,824
We're gonna sit down
with an FBI agent

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with some interesting thoughts,
but first,

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let's check-in with
the day's top news.

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Craig? Sounds like
Rosie O'Donnell's

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landed in hot water
again?

115
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Sorry, guys.
I'm not reading this crap.

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Not today.

117
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You know,
as a journalist...

118
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or what's left of one after
six years on this show...

119
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I feel bound to talk about the
darkening political situation.

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Australia
and New Zealand.

121
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Ah, this explosion thing, right?
In the Outback?

122
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:40,652
Yeah.
This 25-kiloton detonation

123
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pushing the world's superpowers
to take sides

124
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and so threaten
a wider nuclear exchange

125
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that will leave the planet
an ash-choked shitscape.

126
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Scary stuff.

127
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Maybe we should
break for commercial?

128
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Craig.

129
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There are children
watching.

130
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Well, then the children
can tell their parents

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to get on their knees
and beg for God's mercy.

132
00:14:02,051 --> 00:14:03,458
Because
as far as I can see,

133
00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:04,885
the only thing
that will save us...

134
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:07,220
is a goddamn miracle!

135
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Go on. Sit.

136
00:14:17,474 --> 00:14:21,126
Someone
needs to step in.

137
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,904
Why not you?

138
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:44,983
I am the alpha

139
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and the omega!

140
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I am the bright morning star.

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No.

142
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,014
I won't do it.

143
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:20,018
That is a natural first response
to what would be...

144
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,870
a big lifestyle change.
And...

145
00:15:21,872 --> 00:15:25,039
It's not a lifestyle change.
It's a sin.

146
00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:26,716
Well, it's not ideal.

147
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:30,211
But "sin" 's a bit strong.
Sin's a bit...

148
00:15:30,213 --> 00:15:32,380
It's the worst sin there is!
You're all traitors!

149
00:15:33,617 --> 00:15:36,134
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop.

150
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,520
We have got
to stick together!

151
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:42,465
There'll be plenty of time
for fighting when Hell arrives.

152
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,399
I've always... I've always
wondered about that.

153
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,843
And... and... the...
the big one... it's furry.

154
00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:11,327
It looks like a...

155
00:16:11,329 --> 00:16:13,329
like a thick-crusted
beaver pizza.

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00:16:13,331 --> 00:16:14,890
It's called a "shtremiel."

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00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:16,791
Worn over the kippah.

158
00:16:16,793 --> 00:16:19,186
Connotes an extra level
of devotion.

159
00:16:19,188 --> 00:16:20,987
Yes? Good?

160
00:16:20,989 --> 00:16:22,606
Excellent. Thank you.
Got it.

161
00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:24,265
Is that why you've come,

162
00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:27,027
for my knowledge of traditional
Jewish hats and headwear?

163
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,938
You know what we want,
Dany.

164
00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:32,390
Right.

165
00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:35,685
Who we want.

166
00:16:35,687 --> 00:16:39,188
But first...

167
00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:42,116
you know what I want.

168
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,612
Order up.

169
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:58,040
Honestly, I don't know why
I ever left this town.

170
00:16:58,042 --> 00:17:00,209
It's got good foods.

171
00:17:00,211 --> 00:17:02,370
Pubs never close.

172
00:17:02,372 --> 00:17:04,880
Actually,
do you know what?

173
00:17:04,882 --> 00:17:07,292
I should go down
and see the boys at McSorley's.

174
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,819
Of course, they won't be boys
anymore, will they?

175
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,739
They were like 20-something
then, so...

176
00:17:15,244 --> 00:17:17,410
Well, Christ, they'd be dead
now, wouldn't they?

177
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,996
Yeah. Probably.

178
00:17:26,329 --> 00:17:30,423
Look, this thing...
that she's asking you for?

179
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,344
I can do that,
if you want?

180
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,489
Everything good
for you two?

181
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:38,840
Oh, it's great.
Thank you so much.

182
00:17:38,842 --> 00:17:40,249
It was lovely.

183
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,856
And just say it.
Say the word, and I'll do it.

184
00:17:50,428 --> 00:17:52,578
You know, I don't like it
either, alright?

185
00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:54,263
But the gloves are off now.

186
00:17:54,265 --> 00:17:56,116
We tried to be nice.

187
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,009
We tried to play it
by the book.

188
00:17:58,011 --> 00:17:59,619
Where did it get us?

189
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:03,364
Guilt and just feeling bad
about every goddamn thing.

190
00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:05,308
Well, screw that.

191
00:18:07,445 --> 00:18:10,797
The gloves are off.

192
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:12,882
They're all the way off.

193
00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:56,025
My child.

194
00:18:57,754 --> 00:18:59,253
Whoa! Whoa!

195
00:18:59,255 --> 00:19:00,880
Zo?

196
00:19:00,882 --> 00:19:05,727
Apart from the erection,
what do you think of him?

197
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:06,895
He's, uh...

198
00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:10,172
Hold that thought.

199
00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:19,532
Guuuhh.

200
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:35,364
Wait, I thought the Messiah
was supposed to be

201
00:19:35,366 --> 00:19:37,175
a
good dancer?

202
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,460
Whoa! Whoa!

203
00:19:39,462 --> 00:19:42,113
Jesus Christ!

204
00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:45,708
That's not zee Messiah.

205
00:19:45,710 --> 00:19:47,560
You...
You killed him!

206
00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:49,595
Just a clone.

207
00:19:49,597 --> 00:19:51,080
There are
hundreds of them,

208
00:19:51,082 --> 00:19:54,200
running around
like dumb monkeys.

209
00:19:54,202 --> 00:19:57,462
That...
That's no monkey, Hitler.

210
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,797
But the real Messiah?

211
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:03,076
The one they need
to end the world?

212
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:04,969
They have lost him.

213
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:06,729
He is gone.

214
00:20:06,731 --> 00:20:08,306
Disappeared.

215
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,141
And no one knows where.

216
00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:12,067
Except you,
of course.

217
00:20:12,069 --> 00:20:14,145
I don't know either.

218
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:18,425
Hit by a bus, stumbled into
a wood chipper.

219
00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:20,760
Who knows?

220
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:25,173
But more importantly,
who cares?

221
00:20:25,175 --> 00:20:29,752
When we have
a perfectly good Messiah?

222
00:20:29,754 --> 00:20:31,846
A deserving Messiah,

223
00:20:31,848 --> 00:20:34,441
all rrrready to go?!

224
00:20:34,443 --> 00:20:36,184
Hm?

225
00:20:36,186 --> 00:20:38,920
What are you
talking about?

226
00:20:38,922 --> 00:20:41,022
Jesus.

227
00:20:41,024 --> 00:20:45,009
I'm talking about you.

228
00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:51,941
Okay.

229
00:20:51,943 --> 00:20:53,609
Alright.

230
00:20:53,611 --> 00:20:55,545
Yeah.

231
00:21:05,548 --> 00:21:07,182
You killed my husband.

232
00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:09,550
- Like you asked me to, Dany.
- No, I know, I know.

233
00:21:09,552 --> 00:21:12,645
- Like you've been asking me for 10 years, Dany.
- I know, I know.

234
00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:15,540
Look. You got what you want,
now we get what we want.

235
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,233
No, I know, I know.

236
00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:20,712
I didn't think
you'd do it!

237
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,213
- What?
- You always said no.

238
00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:24,882
100 times I asked you
and you always said no.

239
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:25,900
Seriously?

240
00:21:25,902 --> 00:21:26,993
- Look, you g...
- Shut up!

241
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,787
Who is this person?!

242
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:31,113
Where is he?

243
00:21:31,115 --> 00:21:33,357
Here's the thing.

244
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,409
There's no "thing," Dany.

245
00:21:35,411 --> 00:21:36,503
We had a deal.

246
00:21:36,505 --> 00:21:38,445
Where is he?

247
00:21:38,447 --> 00:21:41,716
You don't understand.

248
00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:45,828
What you are asking...
I can't do it.

249
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,757
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, bullshit.

250
00:21:49,759 --> 00:21:52,185
You're right.
I misspoke.

251
00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:54,746
I'm not sorry.

252
00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:56,681
And I won't do it.

253
00:22:05,850 --> 00:22:07,775
Where is he?

254
00:22:22,867 --> 00:22:24,458
Sorry.

255
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:28,796
It's just... we're trying to
think outside the box.

256
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:35,377
I can't believe I'm dead
and I still want a cigarette.

257
00:22:42,854 --> 00:22:45,296
Nasty habit.

258
00:22:49,152 --> 00:22:52,136
But it keeps me off
the speedballs.

259
00:22:53,306 --> 00:22:56,157
How is that Cassidy
anyway?

260
00:22:56,159 --> 00:22:58,326
Alive.

261
00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:00,920
Yeah.

262
00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:02,663
He is that.

263
00:23:02,665 --> 00:23:04,424
Look.

264
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:06,751
You don't want to go against
God's law?

265
00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:09,821
I respect that.

266
00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:12,748
But what if
by refusing the throne,

267
00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:15,584
you're going against
His will?

268
00:23:15,586 --> 00:23:20,348
I mean,
He did send you here, huh?

269
00:23:20,350 --> 00:23:21,682
But why?

270
00:23:21,684 --> 00:23:24,760
I cheated, I stole.

271
00:23:24,762 --> 00:23:26,504
I-I killed people.

272
00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:32,010
I mean, some had it coming,
but... some didn't.

273
00:23:32,012 --> 00:23:36,623
There was this kid once
in Dallas, a bank teller.

274
00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:40,201
He just got in my way.

275
00:23:40,203 --> 00:23:43,963
Why am I
telling you this?

276
00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:46,207
You done
some bad things...

277
00:23:46,209 --> 00:23:48,042
but you done good things,
too.

278
00:23:48,044 --> 00:23:51,954
In the end, who gets into
Heaven, who goes to Hell?

279
00:23:51,956 --> 00:23:54,807
It's complicated.

280
00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:57,368
My only two friends.

281
00:23:57,370 --> 00:24:00,054
Two friends.

282
00:24:00,056 --> 00:24:02,631
They let me down,
but not in any big way.

283
00:24:02,633 --> 00:24:04,817
I mean,
it was in a big way,

284
00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:07,320
but I'm sure
they didn't mean it.

285
00:24:09,807 --> 00:24:11,991
I had to get away from them,
too.

286
00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:15,386
I was afraid
I was gonna kill them.

287
00:24:16,981 --> 00:24:18,665
You see, with all that
hate in my heart,

288
00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:20,850
why would He
send me here?

289
00:24:20,852 --> 00:24:25,246
Because He knows
you forgave them.

290
00:24:25,248 --> 00:24:27,607
I haven't.

291
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:40,261
It's because...

292
00:24:40,263 --> 00:24:42,914
this isn't Heaven.

293
00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:47,627
Is it, Fiore?

294
00:24:47,629 --> 00:24:49,845
I never said it was.

295
00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:08,864
Get me out of here!

296
00:25:10,126 --> 00:25:12,701
Get me out of here!

297
00:25:12,703 --> 00:25:14,795
Get me out of here!

298
00:25:14,797 --> 00:25:15,888
Get me out of here!

299
00:25:20,177 --> 00:25:22,803
In there?

300
00:25:22,805 --> 00:25:25,565
You can't do this.

301
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:28,275
Show us.

302
00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:30,719
Or what?
You gonna shoot me, too?

303
00:25:30,721 --> 00:25:33,005
Yeah.

304
00:25:33,007 --> 00:25:35,483
What happened to you?

305
00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:40,488
Where's Jesse?

306
00:25:40,490 --> 00:25:41,973
Tulip?
Where is...

307
00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:43,899
He's dead.

308
00:25:43,901 --> 00:25:46,735
Show us.

309
00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:52,817
<i>Nein,</i> there is <i>nein</i> time
for this now.

310
00:25:52,819 --> 00:25:54,986
Agree to disagree,
Adolf, okay?

311
00:25:54,988 --> 00:25:56,578
<i>Nein!</i>
There is only disagree

312
00:25:56,580 --> 00:25:58,339
because you are
the Messiah.

313
00:25:58,341 --> 00:26:01,342
I have waited too long to have
my plans come crashing down now!

314
00:26:01,344 --> 00:26:03,511
Hey, hey, hey, I don't respond
well to yelling.

315
00:26:03,513 --> 00:26:04,812
Where are you going now?

316
00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,391
Fine!

317
00:26:09,393 --> 00:26:12,278
You go.
Pray on it.

318
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:16,248
You shall not muzzle an ox
when it treads out the grain.

319
00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:18,659
What does that even
mean?

320
00:26:20,104 --> 00:26:22,196
Your latte, my Lord.

321
00:26:23,607 --> 00:26:25,500
Bless you, Hoover Two.

322
00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:34,041
Sugar!

323
00:26:34,043 --> 00:26:35,301
Already in there.

324
00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:36,385
Two packets.

325
00:26:48,132 --> 00:26:51,800
<i>Bar'chu et Hashem ham'vorach.</i>

326
00:26:51,802 --> 00:26:55,488
<i>Baruch Hashem
ham'vorach l'olam vaed.</i>

327
00:27:10,821 --> 00:27:12,413
Well,
where is he?

328
00:27:12,415 --> 00:27:15,566
I hope
he melts your faces off.

329
00:27:39,942 --> 00:27:41,467
Are you ready?

330
00:27:41,469 --> 00:27:43,611
No. We need a minute
to catch our breath.

331
00:27:43,613 --> 00:27:46,355
Open the goddamn door,
Dany.

332
00:28:04,225 --> 00:28:08,019
Uh, bak-too.

333
00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:11,230
Jesus.

334
00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:12,999
I-I get it.

335
00:28:13,001 --> 00:28:15,643
When Jesse first sent him to me
for safekeeping,

336
00:28:15,645 --> 00:28:19,647
I thought,
"This is God's chosen one?

337
00:28:19,649 --> 00:28:23,217
He's raping
blocks of cheese."

338
00:28:23,219 --> 00:28:25,203
But then...

339
00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:27,896
Something happened.

340
00:28:27,898 --> 00:28:32,084
His power, his love changed me.

341
00:28:32,086 --> 00:28:35,254
It changed all of us.

342
00:28:38,151 --> 00:28:39,984
Watch.

343
00:29:22,136 --> 00:29:28,048
Do you understand now
how special he really is?

344
00:29:28,050 --> 00:29:31,427
Why I could never
let you take him.

345
00:29:33,189 --> 00:29:34,538
Ever.

346
00:29:43,524 --> 00:29:44,699
Bye-bye!

347
00:29:51,766 --> 00:29:53,240
Stop them!

348
00:29:53,242 --> 00:29:55,817
They're taking
our Messiah!

349
00:29:55,819 --> 00:29:59,955
<i>Moshiach! Moshiach!</i>

350
00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:28,067
Muhh roooo ahh!

351
00:30:46,112 --> 00:30:47,762
Bye-bye.

352
00:31:00,976 --> 00:31:02,384
Where are you
taking Him?!

353
00:31:02,386 --> 00:31:05,071
<i>Moshiach.</i>

354
00:31:05,073 --> 00:31:06,572
Where are you
taking him?!

355
00:31:12,229 --> 00:31:14,138
Betsy Cullen.

356
00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:16,156
Betsy Cullen... she lived
down the road from me

357
00:31:16,158 --> 00:31:18,325
when I was just a lad
in Dublin.

358
00:31:18,327 --> 00:31:20,477
There was Betsy,
her husband.

359
00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:23,655
She had six sons, and they were
good Catholics, you know.

360
00:31:23,657 --> 00:31:26,542
Devoted. They loved God.

361
00:31:26,544 --> 00:31:29,595
And then the war came along, and
one Cullen boy after another...

362
00:31:29,597 --> 00:31:31,822
he come back from France
in a box, see?

363
00:31:31,824 --> 00:31:34,825
It was Betsy's husband,
five sons.

364
00:31:34,827 --> 00:31:37,085
All dead.
Which left Bobby.

365
00:31:37,087 --> 00:31:39,330
He was like the fair-haired
favorite, you know.

366
00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:44,017
Only Bobby... he died, too,
at his daddy's wake.

367
00:31:44,019 --> 00:31:46,112
He stepped out the bar,
he walked into the road,

368
00:31:46,114 --> 00:31:48,114
he got hit by a cement truck.

369
00:31:48,116 --> 00:31:50,515
And do you know what happened
to Betsy Cullen

370
00:31:50,517 --> 00:31:53,602
and her devotions
as a result of her many sorrows?

371
00:31:53,604 --> 00:31:56,956
Do you know?

372
00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:58,940
Absolutely nothing.

373
00:32:00,277 --> 00:32:03,111
She still loved God.

374
00:32:03,113 --> 00:32:05,614
Because
she was an idiot.

375
00:32:05,616 --> 00:32:08,617
She was a sucker, as are all of you.

376
00:32:08,619 --> 00:32:10,844
And in answer to your question,

377
00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:12,245
we heard
that your Lord...

378
00:32:12,247 --> 00:32:14,473
He loves your Messiah,
too.

379
00:32:14,475 --> 00:32:16,349
So we're going to
kill him...

380
00:32:18,938 --> 00:32:21,705
And we're going to
make God watch, alright?

381
00:32:28,972 --> 00:32:31,382
I didn't even know
we had a Messiah.

382
00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:34,493
Because we didn't tell you,
Eli!

383
00:32:34,495 --> 00:32:36,287
Schmuck.

384
00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:53,420
Got a call for you,
Chief.

385
00:32:53,422 --> 00:32:55,406
I get 30 minutes
for lunch.

386
00:32:55,408 --> 00:32:57,074
I got 27 more to go.

387
00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:59,760
Chief,
it's long-distance.

388
00:33:05,860 --> 00:33:07,359
Wittman here.

389
00:33:07,361 --> 00:33:09,177
Chief. It's Nix.

390
00:33:09,179 --> 00:33:11,755
It's been 14 months.
I thought you were dead.

391
00:33:11,757 --> 00:33:13,848
No, sir.
I'm alive and well

392
00:33:13,850 --> 00:33:15,759
and I'm holding
all the evidence I need

393
00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:18,853
to stop these Grail bastards
in their tracks.

394
00:33:18,855 --> 00:33:21,189
You're saying that this is
more than phony car tags?

395
00:33:21,191 --> 00:33:23,100
It's a global conspiracy.

396
00:33:23,102 --> 00:33:24,618
Hitler and Jesus...

397
00:33:24,620 --> 00:33:26,103
they're taking orders
from this...

398
00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:28,439
this mutilated maniac

399
00:33:28,441 --> 00:33:30,216
who wants to set off
a nuclear war

400
00:33:30,218 --> 00:33:31,866
with a tap-dancing imbecile.

401
00:33:31,868 --> 00:33:34,294
Christ, Nix.

402
00:33:34,296 --> 00:33:36,388
If what you're saying
is true,

403
00:33:36,390 --> 00:33:38,357
you'll make detective
before you're 30.

404
00:33:38,359 --> 00:33:39,925
I didn't get into this
for promotions.

405
00:33:39,927 --> 00:33:42,636
I'm just a cop doing his job
to keep people safe.

406
00:33:42,638 --> 00:33:44,563
As long as I got a badge
in my wallet,

407
00:33:44,565 --> 00:33:47,566
there isn't going to be
any damn apocalypse.

408
00:33:47,568 --> 00:33:50,294
No, sir.
Not on my...

409
00:33:52,631 --> 00:33:55,732
Nix? Nix?

410
00:34:18,657 --> 00:34:21,383
Yay!

411
00:34:21,385 --> 00:34:24,828
Huppa-doo!

412
00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:27,164
Yay!

413
00:34:45,434 --> 00:34:48,368
I did it, Daddy!
I prayed for this!

414
00:34:48,370 --> 00:34:49,861
It's all my fault!

415
00:35:00,049 --> 00:35:02,624
Give me a break.

416
00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:12,392
Hello again.

417
00:35:12,394 --> 00:35:14,820
What are you doing here?

418
00:35:14,822 --> 00:35:17,656
You're supposed to
be an angel.

419
00:35:17,658 --> 00:35:19,158
It's a long story.

420
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,717
But suffice to say,

421
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,811
when you've got a grand-a-day
speedball habit,

422
00:35:22,813 --> 00:35:25,055
Heaven's a challenge.

423
00:35:25,057 --> 00:35:28,834
But this...
you're just...?

424
00:35:28,836 --> 00:35:31,152
I'm just a projection.

425
00:35:31,154 --> 00:35:34,989
This isn't Heaven and that is
not the Lord's throne.

426
00:35:34,991 --> 00:35:38,426
But the offer...
is real.

427
00:35:45,836 --> 00:35:49,504
You take it
and we'll set you free.

428
00:35:49,506 --> 00:35:52,024
Just because
I've got issues with God

429
00:35:52,026 --> 00:35:55,085
doesn't mean I'm going to listen
to some bird-faced dope fiend

430
00:35:55,087 --> 00:35:56,845
about replacing Him.

431
00:36:00,851 --> 00:36:02,926
Okay, let's try something else,
then.

432
00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:15,047
What is this?

433
00:36:15,049 --> 00:36:16,790
This is Heaven.

434
00:36:16,792 --> 00:36:19,276
In 2015.

435
00:36:19,278 --> 00:36:21,870
Watch and listen.

436
00:36:23,724 --> 00:36:26,633
<i>Aw, c'mon, God!
Not summer school.</i>

437
00:36:26,635 --> 00:36:28,686
No.

438
00:36:28,688 --> 00:36:30,712
<i>God, I beg of you,
in all your glory.</i>

439
00:36:30,714 --> 00:36:32,231
<i>If you clear up this rash,</i>

440
00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:34,215
<i>I'll never look at
another hooker again.</i>

441
00:36:34,217 --> 00:36:35,818
No.

442
00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:37,702
<i>Lord, please, let it be benign.</i>

443
00:37:00,577 --> 00:37:04,655
My Lord, I bring, erm...

444
00:37:04,657 --> 00:37:07,099
difficult news.

445
00:37:07,101 --> 00:37:10,068
Genesis has escaped.

446
00:37:12,848 --> 00:37:15,666
We're not sure
how or where.

447
00:37:15,668 --> 00:37:16,925
I see.

448
00:37:16,927 --> 00:37:18,426
I'm really sorry.

449
00:37:18,428 --> 00:37:20,854
You entrusted it to
our safekeeping and...

450
00:37:20,856 --> 00:37:25,083
L-L-Let me just, um...

451
00:37:30,349 --> 00:37:32,757
Shit.

452
00:37:32,759 --> 00:37:34,159
We'll get it back.

453
00:37:34,161 --> 00:37:36,019
Deblanch and I
will go down there,

454
00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:37,278
and we'll find it,
and... and...

455
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,114
Thank you for telling me,
my son.

456
00:37:40,116 --> 00:37:44,953
Now, uh, if you would
leave me with my thoughts,

457
00:37:44,955 --> 00:37:48,548
I will come up with
a solution.

458
00:37:48,550 --> 00:37:50,642
Yes, my Lord.

459
00:37:50,644 --> 00:37:52,536
Of course.

460
00:38:06,235 --> 00:38:08,026
My Lord?

461
00:38:14,276 --> 00:38:15,559
What the...

462
00:39:35,974 --> 00:39:37,657
The dog suit's
a bit weird.

463
00:39:37,659 --> 00:39:40,385
The dog suit
is disgusting.

464
00:39:43,740 --> 00:39:47,275
That can't be
all He's doing.

465
00:39:47,277 --> 00:39:50,095
He must have
some bigger plan.

466
00:39:50,097 --> 00:39:52,080
Oh, you're right
about that.

467
00:39:52,082 --> 00:39:53,323
He's got a big plan.

468
00:39:56,753 --> 00:40:00,372
And he's been hard at it
for months now.

469
00:40:00,374 --> 00:40:02,165
Tinkering...

470
00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:04,008
experimenting...

471
00:40:07,597 --> 00:40:09,673
First, he made dinosaurs.

472
00:40:09,675 --> 00:40:11,341
Then he created man.

473
00:40:11,343 --> 00:40:12,676
And now...

474
00:40:20,853 --> 00:40:22,628
His Great Design.

475
00:40:22,630 --> 00:40:25,631
Creation Part Three.

476
00:40:25,633 --> 00:40:29,709
God's going to replace us.

477
00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:34,214
Unless...

478
00:40:43,790 --> 00:40:45,904
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