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永恒

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试想有这样一个地方
那里的完美永恒不变

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智慧与美貌并存

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浪漫与现实并存

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每一次都如同第一次那么美好

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不过你会越来越美

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这是我们的秘密

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我永远不会泄密

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我们也不会

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托斯卡尼面霜

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托斯卡尼牌
新版产品 包皮加量

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衰老不必痛苦

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本森赫斯特

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托斯卡尼制造厂

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赫尔史塔尔想用阳光烧死你
但我不同意

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我说：“把他交给我吧”
因为这个家伙很特别

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理应给这家伙
一个永恒的归宿

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你要知道…嘿

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你会喜欢本森赫斯特的

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德克萨斯州

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你脚疼吗？

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我脚疼

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这么说…

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你能听见传教士说话？

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他每次用超能力你都能听到？

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他离这儿远吗？

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那…

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你知道还有多远吗？

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我们可以开车去

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我有实习驾照

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开车可能快一点儿

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脚也不会那么疼

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搭顺风车也可以

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怪物 滚回马戏团去

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没关系

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会有办法的

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这都是上帝的安排

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上帝已经不在了

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那也是上帝的安排

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一切都是上帝的安排

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美国中东部

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德萨德娱乐酒店
欢迎罪人光临

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有什么能为你效劳吗？

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我的天

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一位传教士

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没错 楼上有个孩子

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他在窗边 似乎很害怕

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受惊的孩子最迷人了

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所以他这周很忙

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我本希望你不会说这样的话

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但你还是说了

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我知道这么说不符合基督教义

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但我希望他们抓到传教士后
把他绞死

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不会的

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他已经走了

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幸好你没事

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有些挫伤、擦伤和肿块

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但没有骨折和出血

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那不错呀

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我从没大量出血过

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那我可以工作了

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没有我指导的话

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我那个同事什么也干不了

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我喜欢你的奉献精神

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我们会很快让你出院

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你不是说我没事吗

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表面上没事

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但放你走之前
我想先做一个心理测试

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确保你内心没有留下

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可能被我们疏忽了的心理创伤

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可以吗？

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天呀 这话…

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现在几点了？

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5点20

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该死 我五点半要去上班

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- 下次再做 行吗？
- 对不起

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不做心理测试不能让你走

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嘿 医生

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你已经摸我肩膀两次了

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我真的没事

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我觉得你应该放松
好好躺着

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我说了：“别碰我”

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婊子！

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谁也不能…

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碰我

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给你 医生

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现在我明白了

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我以前也处理过你这种人

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废物、白痴

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回头客

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他们都没法逃跑

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他们抱怨自己倒霉

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但他们再三落入我手并非因为倒霉

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而是内疚

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出于某种原因
他们认为自己活该

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我们被关在这里

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陷入沉思

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计划我们下一次行动

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计划我们血腥的复仇

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病态的、暴虐的、残忍的

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甚至达到布鲁克林水准

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可以想见 是怎样的成长环境

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才孕育出如他这般心狠手辣的流氓

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此人不除不快

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让他在我们脚下喘息

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对吧？

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想到什么计划了吗？

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我们如何逃出这里？

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什么也不做

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没错

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我们静候着

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我们耐心地、一动不动地等候
隐藏在高高的草丛里

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等时机成熟时

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我们猛扑上去
尽情撕扯、享用猎物！

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我是说我什么都不会做 懂吗？

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随他们去吧

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真没劲

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我更喜欢其他计划

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食物 1.6公里

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你饿吗？

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我饿了

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我要炸鸡排

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全熟 配土豆泥和肉汁

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全部打烂成浆

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- 你要什么？
- 威士忌

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我们不卖威士忌

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- 什么？
- 这里是家庭餐厅

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他要鸡肉浆糊还可以接受
但如果想加威士忌

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你们最好换个地方吃

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不如

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来个特尔特巧克力派？

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你吃过吗？真的不错

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很好吃

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我敢说肯定比威士忌好

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来一个特尔特巧克力派 谢谢

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不用打烂

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那么…

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你还没告诉过我
你怎么认识卡斯特传教士的

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是他把我打入地狱

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我也是

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所以上帝想让我们一起去找他

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你不会伤害他吧？

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好吧

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我只是…

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我认为暴力不能解决问题

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没错

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没错

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那你认为怎么做更好？

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让他道歉

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某人来到你面前

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杀光你全家 毁了你的生活
送你下地狱

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我认为道歉不如用一颗子弹爆头

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我不是说普通的道歉

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必须诚恳

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那么 我们等着瞧上帝对此有何安排

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我知道

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我都等不及了

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你从不去厕所的吗？

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我要去了

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那是她最后一次穿比基尼吃早餐

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相信我

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总之…

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你看过《篮坛怪杰》吗？

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讲的是一个白人篮球队
差一点儿赢了篮球锦标赛

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记住自己的优势

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专注于基本功

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我们一遍又一遍练习

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如果专心努力 发挥潜力

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做到最好

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我不管比赛结束时

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比分如何

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我们都是冠军

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懂吗？

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不懂

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那么 本森赫斯特

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以埃格伯特的名字命名

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一位伟人

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混蛋中的伟人

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卡纳利市

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第18大街上的明珠

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我仿佛已经闻到意大利餐厅的味道

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还有中国饭馆

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我们很走运

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本森赫斯特很差劲

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我们为什么要走呢？

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因为我无处可去

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我不配去任何地方

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似乎有些隐情

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爱尔兰

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1916年

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快滚开

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跟你们这群废物在一起
我能有什么出息？

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你长大成人了 是吧？

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不再到处惹祸

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战友们都指望你了

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把那些英国傻蛋打回老家去

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我会的 先生 我会的

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好孩子

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让卡西迪家族自豪

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我会让所有爱尔兰人自豪

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你等着瞧吧

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比亚奶奶

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嗯…

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我会准备好复活节晚餐等你
到时你就会回家了

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只要爸爸别吃光就行

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他敢我就拧掉他的耳朵

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我知道你说到做到 比亚奶奶

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一定是比利来接我了

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你好呀 比利

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普朗西斯 你好
你好 卡西迪夫人

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你好

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你们要互相照顾

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我们会的

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那些自以为是贵族的英国佬不该惹我们

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对不对 比利？

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我们得走了

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来吧

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你一定要平安回来

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天使们会眷顾你

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给我们增光 普朗西斯

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我们会的

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再见 孩子

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见谁打谁

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现在该出手了

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打击那些压迫我们的人

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重建爱尔兰共和国！

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- 耶！
- 耶！

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我们牺牲后会永远活在人民心中

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让我们的血液灌满酒桶
满足人民对正义的渴求！

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- 耶！
- 耶！

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别担心 比利 他只是在鼓舞士气

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来吧

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我们走

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- 出发！
- 耶！出发！

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你真的要去吗 普朗西斯？

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我当然要去

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让家人自豪吧 比利

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快看这里！

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有个活的

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这些爱尔兰人命真硬 是吧？

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很难杀死他 队长

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我们只能竭尽全力了

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爱尔兰人就是这样
他们什么都想要

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00:17:13,715 --> 00:17:16,718
害我复活节不能去快活
要让他们付出代价

245
00:19:01,823 --> 00:19:04,618
最后我想…

246
00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:08,497
还不如让他们认为我死了呢

247
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,209
好过看到我变成什么样

248
00:19:13,794 --> 00:19:16,046
我的朋友 我竟然见死不救

249
00:19:18,966 --> 00:19:20,717
我活该如此 你懂吧？

250
00:19:24,388 --> 00:19:27,099
我不怪你们这帮天使放弃我

251
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:29,601
没错

252
00:19:31,645 --> 00:19:34,272
我只是一个自怨自艾的爱尔兰人

253
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:35,899
不

254
00:19:37,317 --> 00:19:38,360
才不是这样

255
00:19:39,069 --> 00:19:40,195
我们很感动

256
00:19:46,493 --> 00:19:48,870
永别了

257
00:19:48,996 --> 00:19:51,456
我的真爱

258
00:19:51,915 --> 00:19:55,877
待我回家团聚

259
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:59,464
并非离开利物浦

260
00:19:59,548 --> 00:20:02,426
才令我伤心

261
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:05,971
而是我的挚爱

262
00:20:06,888 --> 00:20:10,767
我想念你

263
00:20:16,898 --> 00:20:18,942
天使们会眷顾你

264
00:21:07,616 --> 00:21:08,867
图莉普

265
00:21:08,950 --> 00:21:11,328
亲爱的图莉普
我想你一定气坏了

266
00:21:11,411 --> 00:21:13,580
我半夜离开了你

267
00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:15,457
一句话都不说

268
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:17,626
但有时 最好写信

269
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:20,670
因为写下的字句是永恒不变的

270
00:21:20,754 --> 00:21:23,757
我想对你说的
那句永恒不变的话是

271
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,802
你是个愚蠢、劈腿、说谎的婊子！

272
00:21:34,643 --> 00:21:35,811
做噩梦了？

273
00:21:41,483 --> 00:21:43,110
你看过那部电影吗

274
00:21:44,528 --> 00:21:47,781
女孩转过头 见谁吐谁一身？

275
00:21:48,198 --> 00:21:49,324
《驱魔者》？

276
00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:51,368
就是《驱魔者》

277
00:21:51,535 --> 00:21:53,078
他们也把她绑在床上

278
00:21:53,161 --> 00:21:54,454
她是被恶魔附体了

279
00:21:54,621 --> 00:21:55,997
必须采取预防措施

280
00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:58,125
没错 但没有用

281
00:21:58,208 --> 00:21:59,417
最后

282
00:22:00,335 --> 00:22:04,047
她还是把那个可怜的牧师扔出窗外

283
00:22:04,172 --> 00:22:05,257
你头部受伤了

284
00:22:05,924 --> 00:22:08,844
事故后的心理评估是圣杯的政策

285
00:22:10,387 --> 00:22:12,639
得了吧 医生 你听听自己说的话

286
00:22:13,557 --> 00:22:17,561
我们加入圣杯
不是为了循规蹈矩

287
00:22:18,687 --> 00:22:19,855
我们是为了…

288
00:22:20,981 --> 00:22:24,693
统治、自成一派
打败异教徒

289
00:22:24,943 --> 00:22:26,570
其实我加入是为了助人

290
00:22:28,238 --> 00:22:30,240
尤其是那些痛苦中的人

291
00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:34,744
你打算怎么办？

292
00:22:34,828 --> 00:22:36,246
做一个关联测试

293
00:22:36,413 --> 00:22:38,874
使用主观解释和复杂算法

294
00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:41,001
检查一个人的情感功能

295
00:22:41,084 --> 00:22:42,627
看是否有思维障碍

296
00:22:43,628 --> 00:22:44,796
该死的

297
00:22:45,755 --> 00:22:46,965
可以吗？

298
00:22:48,008 --> 00:22:49,009
很好

299
00:22:49,092 --> 00:22:51,386
来看看你的脑袋在想什么

300
00:23:51,071 --> 00:23:52,447
很好 现在你说

301
00:23:52,614 --> 00:23:55,242
“哎呀 天呀 今天真热”

302
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:56,534
走吧 孩子

303
00:23:57,244 --> 00:23:59,037
我租的时间还没到

304
00:23:59,162 --> 00:24:00,288
时间到了

305
00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:09,005
反正我穿不合脚

306
00:24:10,590 --> 00:24:11,716
你没事吧？

307
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,385
你像是吸了毒

308
00:24:13,510 --> 00:24:16,638
对 刚才有个疯巫婆
往我脸上吐了口烟 所以…

309
00:24:19,933 --> 00:24:21,559
我必须带你离开这里

310
00:24:21,685 --> 00:24:22,894
不用了

311
00:24:23,979 --> 00:24:24,980
不 你必须走

312
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:26,481
你还只是个孩子

313
00:24:26,564 --> 00:24:30,402
一个在第三世界国家
每小时赚35美金的孩子

314
00:24:30,568 --> 00:24:33,363
信我 哥们儿
有麻烦的人是你

315
00:24:36,658 --> 00:24:37,659
好吧

316
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:40,412
走吧

317
00:24:46,126 --> 00:24:47,711
我就说你有麻烦了吧

318
00:24:49,587 --> 00:24:50,922
待着别动

319
00:28:39,859 --> 00:28:41,444
你打断我的鼻子了

320
00:29:05,468 --> 00:29:06,970
哪有你这样的传教士？

321
00:29:17,772 --> 00:29:19,816
忘记你在里面见到的一切

322
00:29:23,069 --> 00:29:24,237
我忘穿裤子了

323
00:29:24,571 --> 00:29:25,572
不用穿

324
00:29:25,655 --> 00:29:26,781
我马上回来

325
00:29:26,864 --> 00:29:27,991
不用穿裤子

326
00:29:29,742 --> 00:29:31,661
我们现在就去机场
我不用穿裤子

327
00:29:49,345 --> 00:29:53,266
这些无法形容的恐怖
都是那个残忍传教士的杰作

328
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,935
你的语言能力很强

329
00:29:56,686 --> 00:29:57,687
谢谢您

330
00:29:57,770 --> 00:29:59,814
不如再夸张一点儿

331
00:29:59,897 --> 00:30:03,693
类似“邪恶化身”之类的说法

332
00:30:03,943 --> 00:30:04,944
改得好 先生

333
00:30:08,364 --> 00:30:09,699
我能问你件事吗？

334
00:30:09,949 --> 00:30:11,534
回答您的问题是我的职责 先生

335
00:30:11,618 --> 00:30:14,203
你对我有什么印象？

336
00:30:14,621 --> 00:30:17,749
狡猾、坚韧、无情

337
00:30:18,124 --> 00:30:20,126
没错 都是这种词

338
00:30:20,460 --> 00:30:21,669
当然

339
00:30:22,086 --> 00:30:26,174
还有…我很英俊吧？

340
00:30:27,342 --> 00:30:28,343
先生？

341
00:30:28,593 --> 00:30:33,348
虽然我长时间用各种手段残害他人

342
00:30:33,431 --> 00:30:35,808
我仍旧英俊

343
00:30:38,478 --> 00:30:41,147
甚至可以说是美 你同意吗？

344
00:30:43,941 --> 00:30:46,277
不 我不同意

345
00:30:48,321 --> 00:30:49,530
我懂了

346
00:30:51,324 --> 00:30:53,910
美貌

347
00:30:54,577 --> 00:30:58,039
对整个计划来说
并不是那么重要

348
00:30:58,122 --> 00:31:02,543
没错 毫无疑问
效率、荣誉、道德准则更有价值

349
00:31:03,753 --> 00:31:06,506
但美还是美的

350
00:31:08,966 --> 00:31:11,177
而丑就是丑

351
00:31:13,304 --> 00:31:14,597
成功了 先生

352
00:31:15,223 --> 00:31:16,265
我们知道了

353
00:31:16,974 --> 00:31:18,810
什么事？找到基督的孩子了？

354
00:31:20,228 --> 00:31:22,397
不 先生 不是他的事

355
00:31:22,855 --> 00:31:24,065
是她

356
00:31:24,148 --> 00:31:25,483
是调虎离山

357
00:31:26,025 --> 00:31:28,361
那个女人趁我们不注意溜了进来

358
00:31:28,444 --> 00:31:30,154
经典的特洛伊木马伪装战术

359
00:31:30,405 --> 00:31:32,115
她在说什么？

360
00:31:33,116 --> 00:31:34,450
我觉得她有点儿歇斯底里

361
00:31:35,785 --> 00:31:36,911
你是谁？

362
00:31:36,994 --> 00:31:39,539
接替胡佛的人 我叫他…

363
00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:42,834
胡佛二号

364
00:31:42,917 --> 00:31:44,085
我们正在工作

365
00:31:44,293 --> 00:31:47,380
别再胡言乱语
直接说重点

366
00:31:48,715 --> 00:31:49,799
图莉普欧黑尔

367
00:31:50,842 --> 00:31:52,218
她就在马撒大

368
00:31:53,469 --> 00:31:55,972
从外露伤口流出的血 点44口径手枪

369
00:31:57,348 --> 00:31:59,392
我觉得这也是血渍

370
00:31:59,475 --> 00:32:01,144
但是刀伤

371
00:32:02,145 --> 00:32:04,897
我的第二个养父的大脑

372
00:32:04,981 --> 00:32:07,525
被垒球棒打完就是这样

373
00:32:10,445 --> 00:32:13,156
这个既不是大脑也不是血
或许是…

374
00:32:14,449 --> 00:32:18,411
肠子像彩带一样
喷得满冰箱都是

375
00:32:22,081 --> 00:32:24,208
也有点像大脑和血

376
00:32:26,502 --> 00:32:28,504
- 怎么了？
- 没事

377
00:32:28,629 --> 00:32:30,757
我先把信息填进表格

378
00:32:31,424 --> 00:32:32,633
我没通过测试？

379
00:32:32,717 --> 00:32:33,885
无所谓过与不过

380
00:32:34,051 --> 00:32:35,470
废话 我表现如何？

381
00:32:35,553 --> 00:32:38,765
测试结果显示

382
00:32:39,766 --> 00:32:44,228
你是个有人格障碍
不服管教的人

383
00:32:44,312 --> 00:32:48,065
容易精神病发作 崇拜枪支

384
00:32:48,149 --> 00:32:50,985
你还有未解决的弃养创伤

385
00:32:53,613 --> 00:32:56,574
听着似乎…

386
00:32:58,451 --> 00:32:59,786
没错

387
00:33:01,454 --> 00:33:02,663
很抱歉

388
00:33:04,665 --> 00:33:06,042
没关系

389
00:33:08,669 --> 00:33:10,046
有些人就是

390
00:33:11,339 --> 00:33:12,673
无可救药

391
00:33:15,384 --> 00:33:18,805
喝了一小杯啤酒
睡觉时很清醒

392
00:33:18,888 --> 00:33:22,517
喝了一小杯啤酒
睡觉时很清醒

393
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,352
落叶慢慢褪色

394
00:33:24,477 --> 00:33:26,145
落叶慢慢褪色

395
00:33:26,270 --> 00:33:27,897
落叶慢慢褪色

396
00:33:27,980 --> 00:33:31,901
缓缓入睡

397
00:33:36,906 --> 00:33:37,990
爱尔兰

398
00:33:38,282 --> 00:33:41,619
真是一个美丽的国度

399
00:33:41,702 --> 00:33:44,622
潮湿 杂草丛生

400
00:33:45,206 --> 00:33:46,332
没错

401
00:33:47,041 --> 00:33:48,543
我很想念那里

402
00:33:48,626 --> 00:33:52,672
当然 我听说布鲁克林有很多爱尔兰人

403
00:33:55,007 --> 00:33:56,425
布鲁克林的爱尔兰人很多

404
00:34:04,642 --> 00:34:06,060
嘿 你

405
00:34:07,103 --> 00:34:08,104
你好

406
00:34:24,787 --> 00:34:26,205
你是想要厕纸吗？

407
00:34:26,289 --> 00:34:27,290
什么？

408
00:34:27,373 --> 00:34:29,542
你不停碰我的脚
我以为你想要什么东西

409
00:34:29,625 --> 00:34:32,753
伙计 我听不懂你说什么

410
00:34:33,212 --> 00:34:35,339
把嘴贴到这个洞上

411
00:34:42,305 --> 00:34:43,306
真酷

412
00:34:44,473 --> 00:34:46,225
从这个洞把纸递给你？

413
00:34:46,309 --> 00:34:47,393
什么？

414
00:34:47,768 --> 00:34:50,813
把嘴贴到这个洞上

415
00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:00,031
这样吗？

416
00:35:00,156 --> 00:35:03,075
哇！你慢点儿
我让你把嘴贴上来

417
00:35:03,159 --> 00:35:04,744
怎么连前戏都没有？

418
00:35:05,661 --> 00:35:07,830
不许动！举起手来 变态

419
00:35:11,083 --> 00:35:12,376
我是性犯罪侦探

420
00:35:12,460 --> 00:35:13,836
趴到地上 怪物

421
00:35:17,214 --> 00:35:18,215
圣徒先生！

422
00:35:20,134 --> 00:35:21,427
圣徒先生！

423
00:35:22,887 --> 00:35:24,055
圣徒先生！

424
00:35:27,016 --> 00:35:28,643
弄这么个人来想怎样？

425
00:35:28,726 --> 00:35:29,810
送回孤儿院

426
00:35:29,936 --> 00:35:31,103
嘿 圣徒先生！

427
00:35:31,646 --> 00:35:33,522
天呀！圣徒先生！

428
00:35:58,631 --> 00:36:00,508
你挪过去一点儿好吗？

429
00:36:00,967 --> 00:36:02,218
我正在开车

430
00:36:04,387 --> 00:36:06,138
可以 抱歉

431
00:36:08,975 --> 00:36:10,059
谢谢你

432
00:36:38,629 --> 00:36:40,965
- 抱歉 先生…
- 这里允许我抽烟

433
00:36:41,924 --> 00:36:43,426
- 您可以在这里抽烟
- 没错

434
00:36:47,555 --> 00:36:49,557
真是恶习

435
00:36:51,392 --> 00:36:53,310
浪费自己的超能力

436
00:36:53,394 --> 00:36:55,938
起码让她加点儿腰果呀

437
00:36:58,607 --> 00:37:00,359
容我自我介绍

438
00:37:01,277 --> 00:37:03,029
- 我是…
- 我认识你

439
00:37:04,030 --> 00:37:06,198
没几个人会留这种小胡子

440
00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:08,993
对 我也发现了

441
00:37:09,368 --> 00:37:11,454
还会再流行起来的

442
00:37:11,829 --> 00:37:13,080
你想干什么？

443
00:37:13,956 --> 00:37:16,751
我来这里开会
听说你也在这里

444
00:37:16,876 --> 00:37:19,837
我想应该过来跟你打个招呼

445
00:37:20,963 --> 00:37:26,177
并且告诉你我最大的愿望
卡斯特传教士

446
00:37:26,260 --> 00:37:29,138
就是你加入我们地狱

447
00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:41,317
撒旦已经死了

448
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,111
现在我说了算

449
00:37:45,738 --> 00:37:47,239
很酷吧？

450
00:37:48,199 --> 00:37:49,325
是呀

451
00:37:49,492 --> 00:37:51,368
你父母肯定为你自豪

452
00:37:51,452 --> 00:37:56,791
只要我不让人用打结的鞭子活剥他们
他们的确自豪

453
00:37:58,250 --> 00:38:02,546
我等不及想告诉你我的计划
看见我做出改变…

454
00:38:02,630 --> 00:38:03,881
我不会去地狱的

455
00:38:06,592 --> 00:38:08,302
就你干的那些事？

456
00:38:09,011 --> 00:38:11,138
迟早你会下地狱的

457
00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:13,224
是吗 咱们走着瞧

458
00:38:14,809 --> 00:38:16,435
等你跟上帝谈过之后？

459
00:38:17,645 --> 00:38:21,774
你是不会跟上帝谈话的
因为你根本见不到他

460
00:38:21,857 --> 00:38:24,735
- 他永远不会让你…
- “让”我

461
00:38:26,779 --> 00:38:28,197
你知道我有什么能力吗？

462
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,282
我有什么？

463
00:38:30,699 --> 00:38:33,577
我知道你有一种超能力

464
00:38:34,161 --> 00:38:35,329
给我跪下

465
00:38:38,415 --> 00:38:40,000
并非只是超能力而已

466
00:38:41,961 --> 00:38:44,088
我拥有全宇宙最强大的力量

467
00:38:47,174 --> 00:38:49,343
双手掐自己的脖子

468
00:38:52,847 --> 00:38:53,889
用力

469
00:38:56,350 --> 00:38:57,476
再用力

470
00:39:05,776 --> 00:39:06,902
停

471
00:39:10,739 --> 00:39:13,909
“让”我
我谁的话也不听！

472
00:39:14,743 --> 00:39:16,287
我要去找他谈话

473
00:39:17,204 --> 00:39:18,247
传教士

474
00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:22,209
后会有期 好吗？

475
00:39:43,689 --> 00:39:45,024
就是她

476
00:39:45,608 --> 00:39:46,609
她在哪？

477
00:39:46,984 --> 00:39:48,319
我让她出院了

478
00:39:48,402 --> 00:39:49,987
她是个疯子

479
00:39:50,487 --> 00:39:51,697
没法治

480
00:39:52,114 --> 00:39:53,115
白痴

481
00:39:53,199 --> 00:39:55,576
好呀 那个吸血鬼呢？

482
00:40:00,372 --> 00:40:01,624
卡西？

483
00:40:04,668 --> 00:40:07,463
我知道
我已经开始想他了

484
00:40:10,633 --> 00:40:11,967
他去哪儿了？

485
00:40:12,051 --> 00:40:13,260
本森赫斯特

486
00:40:14,178 --> 00:40:15,304
幸运的混蛋

487
00:40:46,126 --> 00:40:47,127
上帝？

488
00:40:47,836 --> 00:40:49,713
拜托送他去天堂

489
00:40:51,966 --> 00:40:54,093
请原谅这个打死他的人

490
00:40:54,426 --> 00:40:55,469
阿门

491
00:41:00,224 --> 00:41:02,059
我不喜欢你杀人

492
00:41:03,602 --> 00:41:06,355
你跟上帝说呀 这是他安排的

493
00:41:40,681 --> 00:41:44,643
所有这些无法形容的恐怖
都是一个残忍的人造成的

494
00:41:45,144 --> 00:41:47,021
全世界都在通缉

495
00:41:47,104 --> 00:41:49,273
一个叫卡斯特的传教士

496
00:41:49,356 --> 00:41:51,358
人们相信他是邪恶的化身

497
00:41:51,442 --> 00:41:52,818
传教士的反常暴行

498
00:41:57,698 --> 00:41:59,199
机长广播

499
00:41:59,283 --> 00:42:02,995
我们貌似遇到了气流颠簸

500
00:42:03,454 --> 00:42:06,999
请系好安全带 尽量保持镇静

501
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,545
你连再见都没说

502
00:42:18,052 --> 00:42:19,303
哈里里航空

503
00:42:32,441 --> 00:42:33,776
糟了

504
00:43:00,427 --> 00:43:02,429
翻译： 佟小铃