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[Allfather]
Here He comes,

2
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- [chuckles]
- The Light Upon the World.

3
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Huh.

4
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[grunts]

5
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[chuckles]

6
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Oh, yeah.
He is somethin' else.

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[groans]

8
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Any last words, Mr. Custer?

9
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Yeah.
I have a gun in my pocket.

10
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Wit, till the very end.

11
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I do. I have a gun
in my inside pocket.

12
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[gun cocks]

13
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See?
Starr wanted me to kill you.

14
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Then he shall know my buttocks

15
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as few men ever have.

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Now untie me.

17
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[chuckles] You jest.

18
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Well, you're gonna kill me
as soon as this works, right?

19
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Of course.

20
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Then let me die on my knees
before God.

21
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You have your guards.

22
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You have the gun.
You have your Messiah.

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Let me die a Christian.

24
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- [handcuffs click]
- [grunts]

25
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Not very trusting, are you?

26
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On your knees, man of God.

27
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[grunts] Oh.

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Forgive me.

29
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Amen.

30
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Nothing more?

31
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- [electricity crackles]
- [screaming]

32
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- [gunshots]
- [grunts]

33
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[both screaming]

34
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[groans]

35
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No use struggling, Christian.

36
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I will have Genesis.

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[both grunting]

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[shouts]

39
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[shouts]

40
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Oh, blessed almighty!

41
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[grunts]

42
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[theme song playing]

43
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[Featherstone]
♪ Onward Christian soldiers

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♪ Marching as to war ♪

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♪ With the cross of Jesus ♪

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♪ Going on before ♪

47
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♪ Christ, the royal Master ♪

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♪ Leads against the foe ♪

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- [whip cracks]
- [coughs]

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[choking]

51
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No more singing.

52
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[coughs]

53
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[spurs jingle]

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- [coughs]
- [chokes]

55
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Hey.

56
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Where you goin'
with my briefcase? Hmm?

57
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Give it back right now

58
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and maybe I don't
beat the snot out of you.

59
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[exhales shakily]

60
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Small woman,
do you know who I am?

61
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Yeah, you're the creepy skank
that stole our briefcase.

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I have other names.

63
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[voice distorts]
Abaddon. Azrael.

64
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The Angel of Death.

65
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What about...

66
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Satan's bitch?

67
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He's your boss, right?

68
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Told you to go on up there
and grab "Tulip O'Hare"?

69
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Well, you done
that part right.[chokes]

70
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But the part
you did really wrong...

71
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was walk off with somethin'
meant for his old lady friend.

72
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Madame L'Angelle?

73
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Your boss made a deal,

74
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and I'm guessin' he's gonna
rip your pretty little head off

75
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when he hears you screwed up.

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[chokes]

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[sniffing]

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I don't like you.

79
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You don't have to.

80
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You just gotta brush your teeth
every once in a while

81
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and give me back
the goddamn briefcase.

82
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[bus horn honks]

83
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[choking and coughs]

84
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[inhales sharply]

85
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I'll be seeing you.

86
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- [whip cracks]
- [coughing]

87
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It's not... It's her, not me.

88
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Wait, I can't go to Hell!
I am a servant of God!

89
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[coughing]Look.

90
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Listen...

91
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I don't know who
this O'Hare chick is, okay?

92
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But I know it ain't her.

93
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TULIP! TULIP!

94
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Tulip O'Hare! It's me, Eugene!

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- [whip cracks]
- [grunts]

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[grunting]

97
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So long, Tulip.

98
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- [whip cracks]
- [grunts]

99
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What a great surprise!

100
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[engine starts]

101
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Fuck.

102
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They were dead long before
they met me.

103
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You have to understand,

104
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everyone that comes here
is lost.

105
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They've given up on mortality.
They're seeking something more.

106
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So I show them the promise
of the vampire life,

107
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before they learn
about the reality.

108
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The torment of our existence.

109
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You're a bloody mental case.

110
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I think you actually believe
your own bollocks, don't ya?

111
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Listen to me... I've been listenin'.

112
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Cassidy... "I kill people
to set them free."

113
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That's mental. You sound like
you're in a Kevin Spacey movie.

114
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Only on top of that,
it's a bloody lie.

115
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You've been killin' all these
people for all these years

116
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because you like it!

117
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It gives you power
and it feels good.

118
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So just admit it. All right. [sighs]

119
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Cassidy, you have to try it.

120
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The rush!
I mean, you would love it.

121
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We'll do it together,
my fondest wish.

122
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Ever since the first time
we met,

123
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I knew I wanted
to do this with you.

124
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They're not drugs, you arsehole.
They're people!

125
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All them hundreds
you killed were people.

126
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Lisa... Jesus Christ,
do you remember Lisa?

127
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She trusted me. They're losers!

128
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Desperate posers
just like you said.

129
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And if they want to be like us
and play with death? Fine.

130
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Let's play.

131
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I'm going out there.No.

132
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I'm going out there, and I'm gonna
tell them exactly who you are.

133
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I can't let you do that.

134
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I won't let you.

135
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[grunts]

136
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[breathing heavily]

137
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This is what you've been
looking for all along.

138
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Someone to accept you
and your flaws.

139
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Just accept me and mine.

140
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[grunts]Please, Cassidy.

141
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We're this close to happiness.

142
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I'd rather be sad.

143
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Go on, just get it over
and done with.

144
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No. [sighs]

145
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It's going to be worse
than that.

146
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Very impressive, Messiah.

147
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[groans]

148
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Mission accomplished.

149
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[inhales deeply]

150
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[air squeaking]

151
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[squishing]

152
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[clatters]

153
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♪ Joy to the world ♪

154
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♪ The Lord is come ♪

155
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♪ Let Earth receive her King ♪

156
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♪ Let every heart ♪

157
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♪ Prepare Him room ♪

158
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♪ And Heaven and nature sing ♪

159
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♪ And Heaven and nature sing ♪

160
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♪ And Heaven, and Heaven
And nature sing ♪

161
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♪ Joy to the world ♪

162
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♪ The Lord is come ♪

163
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♪ Let Earth ♪

164
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♪ Receive ♪

165
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♪ Joy to the world ♪

166
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♪ The Lord is come ♪

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[both grunting]

168
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Bravo, Messiah.

169
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We did it.

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[booming]
On your knees.

171
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[Humperdoo groans]

172
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You son of a bitch.

173
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I should make you eat everything
in this goddamn room.

174
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Your head looks like a dick.

175
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So I've been told.

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Suits you.

177
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Well, Starr.
I think we're done.

178
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[Humperdoo chuckles]

179
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So if there's nothin' else...

180
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- Just the apocalypse.
- [Humperdoo groans]

181
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[neighs]

182
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[chuckles]

183
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[Starr] Left on our own,

184
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we'll have to stop
the end of the world...

185
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his way.

186
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[moans]

187
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[Starr] Allfather and the Grail
have infiltrated

188
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all the nuclear weapon states.

189
00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:08,463
Their agents wait, poised...

190
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:13,053
ready to loose their nuclear
arsenals upon the world...

191
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once they receive...

192
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<font color="#80ff80">"The Old Soft Shoe"</font>
plays in background <font color="#80ff80>♫</font>

193
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...the signal.

194
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♪ Give me that old soft shoe
I said that old soft shoe ♪

195
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- ♪ A one, a two... ♪
- [Starr] Two thousand years

196
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after the Romans nailed His
only begotten son to a cross,

197
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the Grail,
protectors of the bloodline,

198
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will roll out
Jesus' direct descendant.

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- Enable missiles.
- Number one enabled.

200
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- Two enabled.
- Three enabled.

201
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- Go! Go! Go!
- ♪ Play me that old soft shoe ♪

202
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♪ And nothing else will do ♪

203
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♪ That's the dance My
darling used to do ♪

204
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[cheers and applause]

205
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[Starr] And the world
will have their chance

206
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:57,706
to accept him as their savior..

207
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:11,930
...or reject him

208
00:14:11,966 --> 00:14:15,840
and face eternal damnation
in the coming apocalypse.

209
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,521
The Grail
has already infiltrated

210
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,741
all the nuclear weapon states,

211
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,786
missiles will fly.

212
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,497
And when the music stops...

213
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the unbelievers will burn.

214
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[moaning]

215
00:15:00,305 --> 00:15:02,684
[Starr] But the believers
will survive

216
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:07,994
and follow him
to a new paradise on Earth.

217
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,735
Ooh! [chuckles]

218
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:13,260
- [music distorting]
- [projector clacking]

219
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:16,263
That is the worst apocalypse
plan I have ever heard.

220
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:19,875
[sighs] I agree.
Allfather was a lunatic.

221
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:21,877
You can't kill everyone.

222
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:25,620
Just the undesirables.

223
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:30,930
Hipsters, Presbyterians,
trade unionists...

224
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:32,627
the Danes.

225
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,457
A few dozen delicately placed,

226
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,503
low-yield fissile devices
ought to do the trick.

227
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,505
With you as Messiah,

228
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we'll have
this dung-hole of a planet

229
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buffed back into shape
in no time.

230
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[groans and chokes]

231
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:50,906
You are obviously
as batshit crazy

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00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,213
as Allfather was,

233
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so I'm gonna make this
as clear as I can.

234
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For the last time,

235
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:02,135
I am never gonna be
your Messiah.

236
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:04,745
Okay.

237
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:06,487
Fine.

238
00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:07,967
[groans]

239
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,360
[inhales deeply][Humperdoo moaning]

240
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,145
I'll just go to the backup.

241
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:13,885
[moaning continues]

242
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,236
[chuckles]

243
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,368
I can't let that happen.

244
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,328
Don't see there's anything
you can do about it,

245
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,373
other than to agree
to take his place.

246
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,071
[chuckles]

247
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,464
I'll get rid of him.

248
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,379
[chuckles] You won't.
I read your file.

249
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:30,859
You're not a murderer.

250
00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:33,514
[splattering]

251
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:37,866
Not that kind of murderer anyway.

252
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,001
Be reasonable.

253
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,828
He may be a moron

254
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:47,223
but he's the 17th generation
progeny of Christ himself.

255
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:48,485
[gun cocks]

256
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,487
The Grail needs a Messiah.

257
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,750
It's our entire business model!

258
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[booming]
Stop!

259
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,452
I'm sorry, Starr.

260
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,802
You're gonna need
a new business.

261
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:17,558
[sighs]

262
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:21,910
I still can't believe it!

263
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,173
Running into you... Like this.

264
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:25,783
Yeah, crazy.

265
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,395
[grunts]

266
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:29,903
So you're going to Hell, huh?

267
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:32,138
Not if I can help it.
[grunts]

268
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,228
I always heard
you liked to fight...

269
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:36,881
and curse... and were...

270
00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:39,458
promiscuous but I guess
I didn't realize things had

271
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:40,533
gotten so far out of hand.

272
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,061
This is a mistake.

273
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,411
I am not supposed
to be going to Hell.

274
00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:45,454
Oh my gosh! Me too!

275
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,197
The only place
I'm supposed to be going

276
00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:51,592
is off this damn...

277
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:52,871
bus!

278
00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:57,728
[sighs]

279
00:17:58,045 --> 00:18:00,961
Ja. Not surprised.

280
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:04,170
I drove this Hollen Express
for many years...

281
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,607
no one ever got off.

282
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,131
Not without help anyway.

283
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:10,611
We don't want your help.

284
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,569
[Hitler]
I wasn't offering it.

285
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,310
I was merely
making conversation.

286
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:16,103
Ok, well maybe we don't want
to have a conversation with you.

287
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,270
It's a free country.

288
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:18,749
Well silence is golden, so...

289
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:19,793
Quiet, woman! You'll...!

290
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:23,711
Now look what you've done!

291
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,669
[spurs jingling]

292
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:34,069
I was telling her
"Behave yourself"!

293
00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:52,131
How's your back?

294
00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:00,226
My advice to you
is just sit tight.

295
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:01,878
I don't sit tight.

296
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,578
Sittin' tight is not an option.

297
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,717
She saved your ass back there.

298
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,243
Please. I was talkin' my way
out of there just fine.

299
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:21,072
And she was on her way to Hell
sooner or later anyway.

300
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:23,988
Man, you're a bitch.

301
00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:25,555
What are you, a Boy Scout?

302
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:32,519
So, she's gonna eat these?

303
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,174
Then what?

304
00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:38,699
- [animal squeals]
- [thud]

305
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,793
[Featherstone] Is that a paw
or a hoof or a...?

306
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,882
Pain in the ass is what it is.

307
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:52,626
Gonna take a while to clean out
all the... whatnot.

308
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:54,715
You got the souls.
I'm out.

309
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:57,892
Herr Starr doesn't do well
for long stretches without me.

310
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,156
[footsteps depart]

311
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:07,728
[indistinct conversations
in distance]

312
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:17,216
[breathing heavily]

313
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,402
Guys! Guys!

314
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,586
W-We all... We all gotta get out of
here right now before he gets back.

315
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,014
He's a... He's a bleedin' maniac!

316
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,633
D'you know what he's done
to your mates?

317
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,278
What he's gonna do
to all of yous?

318
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,897
Nobody's "flying" anywhere.
Do you know what?

319
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:39,464
I am gonna bolt.
I'm gonna bolt right now.

320
00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:41,240
Come on, let's go.
Who's coming with me?

321
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,285
Come on. We should all go
right now! Come on!

322
00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:47,376
What? You killed Mr. Hoover.

323
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,596
Listen to me. I didn't kill Mr.
bloody Hoover.

324
00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:52,642
I stopped him killing Hoover.
He killed Lisa. He killed Deng.

325
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,566
He's killed all the others
and he's gonna kill you, too,

326
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,733
just so he can flit about
in the bloody sky.

327
00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:58,300
I mean, God knows
what else he can do.

328
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,781
Listen, listen, Eccarius is...

329
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,697
What? Ay, he's standin'
right behind me?

330
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:06,221
Well, my children...

331
00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:11,792
Cassidy paints
quite a vivid portrait.

332
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:14,969
Who we gonna believe?

333
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:18,277
This, uh, bitter,
destructive lost soul

334
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,628
who we welcomed with open arms?

335
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:25,109
In return,
he brought the Catholics

336
00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:26,328
right to our very doorstep.

337
00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:27,677
Hang on.
Hang on a minute.

338
00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:30,854
Or your Lord who loves you?

339
00:21:31,246 --> 00:21:35,206
Who has always
and will always love you?

340
00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:37,861
He loves you?
You're his fix.

341
00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:40,821
Says the junkie who hates you

342
00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:44,128
almost as much
as he hates himself.

343
00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:46,957
All right, I did. I said some harsh
words when I first got here.

344
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:49,003
- That doesn't... I don't...
- Yes, what exactly

345
00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:51,788
did Cassidy call us
when he arrived?

346
00:21:51,886 --> 00:21:52,887
Eejits.

347
00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:55,314
[all murmuring]

348
00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:57,446
Stupid posers.

349
00:21:57,490 --> 00:22:00,406
[chuckles]
An example must be made.

350
00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:07,021
None of yous touch me![Eccarius]
There you are, my children.

351
00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:09,676
The truemaniac amongst us.

352
00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:11,199
[growls]

353
00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:14,289
An example must be made.

354
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:19,033
We're innocent and we're
escaping together.

355
00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:21,078
That is God's plan...

356
00:22:21,122 --> 00:22:22,402
...that is the reason
we're here.

357
00:22:24,038 --> 00:22:25,126
I don't know about that.

358
00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:33,221
Hey, either of you guys
got a dime

359
00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:34,788
or, like, a dime-like thing?

360
00:22:43,449 --> 00:22:44,449
Something like this?

361
00:22:45,538 --> 00:22:46,582
Good, Eugene.

362
00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:47,930
See!

363
00:22:48,105 --> 00:22:49,106
God has a plan.

364
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:51,457
Yeah.

365
00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:57,593
I don't like zis.

366
00:22:59,116 --> 00:23:01,316
I think we should just be
waiting for Rick to rescue us.

367
00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:03,599
Who the hell's Rick?

368
00:23:03,643 --> 00:23:05,384
My Reichsmarschall Rick
from Circuit Works.

369
00:23:05,775 --> 00:23:07,908
He and his SS shock troops
should be...

370
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:11,259
[sighs]
He said he was coming.

371
00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:23,184
We're gonna escape down there?

372
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:25,490
Not exactly.

373
00:23:27,623 --> 00:23:28,929
Gimme one of your buttons.

374
00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:30,974
But I earned these.

375
00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:43,770
What about the girl?

376
00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:46,120
Was she with a preacher?

377
00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:48,688
Or did she die alone?

378
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:50,471
She didn't die at all.

379
00:23:51,691 --> 00:23:53,301
Satan told me to grab her
off the street.

380
00:23:55,129 --> 00:23:56,217
What about the rules?

381
00:23:57,305 --> 00:23:58,349
Don't be a Pollyanna.

382
00:23:58,785 --> 00:24:00,439
Your deformity boy
isn't dead either.

383
00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:03,616
It's the Wild West, cowboy.

384
00:24:04,138 --> 00:24:05,313
God's gone.

385
00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:07,228
There are no rules.

386
00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:10,788
Not that the old ones did
your wife and kid any good.

387
00:24:14,801 --> 00:24:16,411
[crows cawing]

388
00:24:27,074 --> 00:24:28,815
I'm gonna drop these
in the drive shaft,

389
00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:30,991
the cuffs will anchor the chain

390
00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:32,558
so it can catch
on the flange yoke

391
00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:34,647
where the U-joint
meets the differential.

392
00:24:36,997 --> 00:24:38,389
Once the U-joint jams,

393
00:24:39,086 --> 00:24:40,740
then the crown gear will seize

394
00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:43,830
and either one or both
of the axles are gonna lock.

395
00:24:45,048 --> 00:24:46,920
You're gonna hear
this big, loud screech,

396
00:24:47,442 --> 00:24:48,661
and the whole back of the bus

397
00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:50,619
is gonna start fishtailing.

398
00:24:50,663 --> 00:24:51,707
We might even flip.

399
00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:55,145
But once we're stopped,

400
00:24:55,189 --> 00:24:57,149
we're gonna have long enough
to make a run for it.

401
00:24:57,844 --> 00:24:58,845
That's it.

402
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,600
How do you know
all of this stuff?

403
00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:02,543
Foster care.

404
00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:04,371
Brace yourself.

405
00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:06,547
Ready?

406
00:25:08,289 --> 00:25:10,770
One... two...

407
00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:13,207
[whimpers]...three.

408
00:25:14,295 --> 00:25:15,905
[clanging]

409
00:25:22,216 --> 00:25:23,434
[sighs]

410
00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:34,228
[sighs]

411
00:25:40,887 --> 00:25:42,236
[booming]
Freeze.

412
00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:43,411
[groans]

413
00:25:43,454 --> 00:25:44,543
[chuckles]

414
00:25:45,718 --> 00:25:46,893
Whoa.

415
00:25:49,722 --> 00:25:51,071
[moaning]

416
00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:55,728
Humperdee?

417
00:25:56,467 --> 00:25:57,904
[moaning]

418
00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:02,256
[laughs]

419
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:05,738
[moaning]

420
00:26:07,261 --> 00:26:08,436
Whoa.

421
00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:11,004
Oh! [chuckles]

422
00:26:11,787 --> 00:26:13,267
Whoa.

423
00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:14,747
[chuckles]

424
00:26:15,312 --> 00:26:16,618
No! Don't do it!

425
00:26:17,184 --> 00:26:19,752
I need a messiah, Messiah.

426
00:26:24,365 --> 00:26:25,758
[groans]

427
00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:31,111
[chuckles]

428
00:26:37,117 --> 00:26:38,684
[muffled voices in distance]

429
00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:43,471
[man, muffled voice]
Humperdoo.

430
00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:45,516
[moans]

431
00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:48,215
Ohh? Ohh?

432
00:26:48,824 --> 00:26:50,696
W-W-Wha...

433
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,698
[muffled voices in distance]

434
00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:55,788
[moans]

435
00:27:00,401 --> 00:27:02,490
- [man 2] Humperdoo.
- [man 3] Humperdoo.

436
00:27:04,971 --> 00:27:06,320
[man 1] Humperdoo.

437
00:27:07,147 --> 00:27:09,018
[moans and chuckles]

438
00:27:09,976 --> 00:27:11,499
[voices, muffled]
Humperdoo...

439
00:27:11,804 --> 00:27:12,804
No!

440
00:27:15,024 --> 00:27:16,635
Custer, you maniac!

441
00:27:17,331 --> 00:27:21,509
[man singing in Spanish]

442
00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:46,926
[dance music playing]

443
00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:53,367
[clones moaning]

444
00:27:56,109 --> 00:27:57,545
- [horn honks]
- [body thuds]

445
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,033
[booming]
Relax.

446
00:28:07,773 --> 00:28:09,818
[sighs] You don't know
what you've done.

447
00:28:09,862 --> 00:28:11,385
Stopped an apocalypse.

448
00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:13,474
Two, by the sounds of it.

449
00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:15,737
Not a bad day.

450
00:28:17,086 --> 00:28:18,914
Here's the last of your
"Tom/Brady" cocktail.

451
00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:21,482
- [clatters]
- [glass shatters]

452
00:28:21,961 --> 00:28:23,963
Genesis is mine.

453
00:28:24,746 --> 00:28:30,317
So, we find ourselves
adversaries once again, Custer.

454
00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:33,407
I've got a date
with a mean old lady.

455
00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:35,409
Give her my love.

456
00:28:38,891 --> 00:28:40,153
[Jesse] One more thing.

457
00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:45,593
[booming]
No more hats.

458
00:28:50,903 --> 00:28:53,253
[indistinct conversations]

459
00:28:59,607 --> 00:29:02,436
[siren wailing]

460
00:29:06,614 --> 00:29:08,268
[booming] Stop![tires squeal]

461
00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:10,357
[grunts]

462
00:29:13,839 --> 00:29:15,318
[screams]

463
00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:20,715
[pool balls clattering]

464
00:29:21,455 --> 00:29:22,761
[groans]

465
00:29:23,936 --> 00:29:25,894
It pains us to do this, [groans]

466
00:29:25,938 --> 00:29:29,332
But there's no worse offense
than to betray your own kind.

467
00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:30,943
[grunts]

468
00:29:31,639 --> 00:29:32,640
It's time.

469
00:29:33,554 --> 00:29:34,642
Kevin, the drapes.

470
00:29:35,469 --> 00:29:37,340
[grunting]

471
00:29:45,305 --> 00:29:46,785
Ooh, that's embarrassing.

472
00:29:47,873 --> 00:29:49,439
Should we move him
into the light?

473
00:29:49,483 --> 00:29:50,527
No.

474
00:29:51,311 --> 00:29:53,443
We'll let the sun come to him.

475
00:29:53,487 --> 00:29:54,793
[Cassidy grunts]

476
00:29:55,576 --> 00:29:56,838
[sizzling]

477
00:30:00,668 --> 00:30:02,148
Give me time
to collect something.

478
00:30:03,497 --> 00:30:04,846
And give Cassidy...[grunts]

479
00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:08,807
More time to reflect.

480
00:30:16,989 --> 00:30:18,773
I'll make a lasagna.

481
00:30:20,514 --> 00:30:21,820
[groans]

482
00:30:30,002 --> 00:30:31,002
Here's an idea...

483
00:30:33,048 --> 00:30:34,310
we build a bomb.

484
00:30:34,354 --> 00:30:35,834
[Hitler] Rick should be here
by now.

485
00:30:38,358 --> 00:30:39,977
I gave him directions.
Where the hell is he?

486
00:30:40,012 --> 00:30:41,012
Shut up!

487
00:30:41,970 --> 00:30:43,370
Hitler, no one
is going to save you!

488
00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:45,756
[clears throat]

489
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,062
Right, so um...

490
00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:49,195
We build a bomb...

491
00:30:49,456 --> 00:30:51,066
then we put it up
against the window

492
00:30:51,110 --> 00:30:52,110
and the force of it...

493
00:30:53,808 --> 00:30:55,766
...window explodes...
we jump out.

494
00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:13,131
Where you going?

495
00:31:14,611 --> 00:31:15,786
Build a bomb.

496
00:31:18,267 --> 00:31:20,400
[in German]
That bitch is crazy!

497
00:31:21,792 --> 00:31:22,792
Yeah.

498
00:31:23,664 --> 00:31:25,057
She's the best.

499
00:31:33,065 --> 00:31:34,588
[Featherstone] Fetching, sir.

500
00:31:35,632 --> 00:31:37,286
Especially like
the mutton chops.

501
00:31:43,510 --> 00:31:45,425
I feel duty bound to inform you

502
00:31:45,468 --> 00:31:48,602
of a significant
lifestyle change.

503
00:31:49,777 --> 00:31:50,909
I am a vampire.

504
00:31:53,955 --> 00:31:55,217
But I assure you,

505
00:31:55,261 --> 00:31:57,393
it will have no impact
whatsoever

506
00:31:57,437 --> 00:32:00,048
on my job performance
or professionalism.

507
00:32:00,092 --> 00:32:01,267
[clears throat]

508
00:32:04,618 --> 00:32:06,533
I... I think it's on backwards.

509
00:32:17,457 --> 00:32:18,457
No, I was wrong.

510
00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:20,242
[inhales deeply]

511
00:32:20,286 --> 00:32:24,333
Son of a whoring bitch!

512
00:32:40,915 --> 00:32:42,134
So, here's the thing.

513
00:32:43,744 --> 00:32:45,137
I have to go to the bathroom.

514
00:32:46,138 --> 00:32:47,139
Be my guest.

515
00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:50,316
Seriously, though.

516
00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:52,318
Go ahead.

517
00:32:53,884 --> 00:32:56,284
You wouldn't be the first person
pissed herself on this ride.

518
00:32:57,149 --> 00:33:00,674
Would I be the first to call
you a dumbass leather skank?

519
00:33:02,763 --> 00:33:04,763
[voice distorting] You'd
be the first and the last.

520
00:33:05,592 --> 00:33:06,767
What?

521
00:33:07,898 --> 00:33:09,030
Huh?

522
00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:10,597
Yeah, you better look away.

523
00:33:13,687 --> 00:33:17,343
Oh, I ain't scared of him.
Not anymore.

524
00:33:17,386 --> 00:33:20,607
Not since a preacher I know
pretty much beat his sorry ass.

525
00:33:22,087 --> 00:33:24,741
No wonder they made you
errand boy after that mess.

526
00:33:25,351 --> 00:33:27,005
I'm no one's errand boy.

527
00:33:28,180 --> 00:33:29,529
Bus ride babysittin'?

528
00:33:29,877 --> 00:33:30,965
[scoffs]

529
00:33:31,531 --> 00:33:33,533
Sounds like errand boy shit
to me.

530
00:33:34,925 --> 00:33:38,233
I'm surprised they didn't just
make him Satan's ass-wiper.

531
00:33:38,277 --> 00:33:39,539
[chuckles]

532
00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:54,336
Whatever she did...

533
00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:56,034
Mr. Saint, I'm sure
she is very sorry.

534
00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:04,781
He's right.
I... I'm sorry.

535
00:34:04,825 --> 00:34:06,740
I shouldn't have called you
an errand boy.

536
00:34:08,307 --> 00:34:10,048
I should've called you
an errand bitch.

537
00:34:10,744 --> 00:34:12,093
[grunts]

538
00:34:12,137 --> 00:34:13,137
[groans]

539
00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:15,227
[exhales sharply]

540
00:34:15,575 --> 00:34:16,575
Did it work?

541
00:34:17,577 --> 00:34:18,752
[exhales]

542
00:34:19,405 --> 00:34:20,580
You built a bomb.

543
00:34:33,158 --> 00:34:35,943
They want to be vampires
and change the world,

544
00:34:35,986 --> 00:34:40,034
but try gettin' them
to pick up after themselves.

545
00:34:40,469 --> 00:34:43,298
[groans] Could... Could I
trouble you for a beverage?

546
00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:46,258
I got... I got an awful throat
on me here.

547
00:34:46,693 --> 00:34:48,782
Energy drink? Ooh, yeah. Go on.

548
00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:50,392
I could do with a caffeine bump.

549
00:34:50,436 --> 00:34:52,438
I've been nappin'
through me own crucifixion.

550
00:34:52,481 --> 00:34:53,830
[chuckles] Oh.

551
00:34:56,311 --> 00:34:57,356
Thank you.

552
00:34:57,965 --> 00:34:59,662
Oh, Mr. Cassidy.

553
00:35:00,315 --> 00:35:03,405
Handsome and funny
and they all look up to you.

554
00:35:03,449 --> 00:35:04,841
[chuckles]

555
00:35:04,877 --> 00:35:07,706
Too bad you turned out to be
such a rotten piece of shit.

556
00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:11,631
Christ, you can never be
too sure about people, huh?

557
00:35:11,674 --> 00:35:16,505
And now here you, nailed to a
pool table with tent stakes.

558
00:35:17,463 --> 00:35:20,118
It's just so disheartening,
Mr. Cassidy.

559
00:35:21,336 --> 00:35:22,468
I feel the same.

560
00:35:22,816 --> 00:35:25,340
Well, hopefully
you'll burn quick.

561
00:35:25,906 --> 00:35:29,039
Although I doubt it
with all these soda spills.

562
00:35:31,651 --> 00:35:32,739
Mrs. Rosen?

563
00:35:35,350 --> 00:35:37,700
You've been very kind to me,
you know?

564
00:35:38,353 --> 00:35:40,312
Like me dear old Granny B
used to be.

565
00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:42,923
God rest her soul. [chuckles]

566
00:35:47,014 --> 00:35:50,452
Can I be greedy and ask
for one small act of kindness?

567
00:35:50,496 --> 00:35:52,976
I won't let you go,
Mr. Cassidy.

568
00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:54,587
No, no, no, no, of course not.

569
00:35:56,545 --> 00:35:58,025
Just one last request

570
00:35:58,417 --> 00:36:00,027
for a vampire condemned.

571
00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:02,725
You know the flown children?

572
00:36:03,683 --> 00:36:06,207
You have all their numbers,
right? Right?

573
00:36:07,339 --> 00:36:09,602
Lisa, she's in Poland.

574
00:36:10,124 --> 00:36:11,430
You just call her up.

575
00:36:14,694 --> 00:36:16,391
Tell her I'm sorry, all right?

576
00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:27,837
Okay so, we're going
about 40 miles per hour,

577
00:36:27,881 --> 00:36:29,361
but there's a grass shoulder.

578
00:36:29,752 --> 00:36:32,024
So when we break the window,
we're gonna go out feet first.

579
00:36:32,059 --> 00:36:34,505
You gotta jump as far away from
the side of the bus as possible

580
00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:36,106
so you don't get run over.

581
00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:40,110
Stabbed in zeback again.
Just like 1918.

582
00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:43,201
When you're in the air,
you're gonna tuck your body

583
00:36:43,244 --> 00:36:45,377
like you're doin' a cannonball
into a swimming pool.

584
00:36:45,812 --> 00:36:48,118
Do not break your fall
with your arms, okay?

585
00:36:48,815 --> 00:36:51,600
Once you feel the ground,
you're gonna roll, roll...

586
00:36:51,644 --> 00:36:52,993
Get out of my way!

587
00:36:56,388 --> 00:36:58,514
Auf Wiedersehen, suckers!

588
00:37:00,566 --> 00:37:01,915
[explosion]

589
00:37:07,007 --> 00:37:09,270
<font color="#c2d5f5">"Du Schaust Mir Viel Zu Tief..."</font>
plays <font color="#c2d5f5">♫</font>

590
00:37:09,923 --> 00:37:12,585
[woman singing in German]

591
00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:17,207
[groans]

592
00:38:31,352 --> 00:38:33,659
[ominous music plays]

593
00:38:39,665 --> 00:38:43,016
I was... I was having
the most wonderful dream.

594
00:38:44,191 --> 00:38:45,279
That's nice.

595
00:38:47,412 --> 00:38:48,848
Jody's not back yet...

596
00:38:51,503 --> 00:38:53,722
and... and there's no word
from Lil' Jesse.

597
00:38:54,201 --> 00:38:55,550
[Gran'ma]
Jesse'll be here.

598
00:38:56,856 --> 00:38:58,031
He'll come back.

599
00:38:59,424 --> 00:39:00,729
He gave me his word.

600
00:39:01,861 --> 00:39:03,906
A...a...and you believe him,
Miss Marie?

601
00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:05,604
Well, of course I do.

602
00:39:06,039 --> 00:39:07,519
He's coming to kill me.

603
00:39:14,221 --> 00:39:15,353
Thanks, fellas.

604
00:39:18,328 --> 00:39:19,079
[booming]

605
00:39:19,115 --> 00:39:20,365
Back to work.