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I need you to go back up,
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bring someone back...
Actually two someones.
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They're a worldwide death cult,
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and they're coming after me.
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I lost him, sir. The vampire.
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I've got a few other idea...
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Getting Genesis back, it's
too big for someone like you.
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What's a Genesis?
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Gran'ma, they must
have hundreds of souls.
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Get me what I want.
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You're going to Osaka.
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We are gonna get my soul.
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You are going to have to kill him.
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No matter what happens from here on out,
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I'm with you, Messiah.
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But... if you want your soul...
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you are going to have to kill him.
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Thrice blessed, O Custer.
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I-I'll get the next one.
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Who are you?
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I am Allfather.
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And you know where my soul is?
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I do indeed.
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Well, where is it?
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It's in a safe place.
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Ohhhh....
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Where is it?
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It's up his ass.
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That's his "safe place"?
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Bravo, Mr. Custer. Quite the show.
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I have him, Allfather.
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Don't kill him! Not yet!
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He has Genesis!
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They're back...
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From Osaka. They're back.
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So soon?
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Well, did they get the...?
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More souls than you
can count, apparently.
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We did it.
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Security was tougher than expected.
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But we did it.
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Good boy.
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What happened to her?
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She died.
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Got shot.
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Security was tougher than expected.
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Well, whe... Where are my souls?
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Out front.
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- Out..?
- Outside.
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What are you doing here?
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Waitin' for you.
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You can't put it off forever.
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No, no... I-I'm... I'm not going yet.
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Everything has a price, bitch.
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No! No! No! No! Not yet! I'm not ready!
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Gran'ma.
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Oh, Jesse. Jesse, thank God.
You came back to save me.
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Yeah, I came back.
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Die!
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What do you want?
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Cassidy, Mon?
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Yeah, that's us.
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Ohh.
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You know, it's funny.
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Still no answer.
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From Lisa.
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I've tried her like four times now.
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Well, it's still early in Spain.
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Poland, you mean?
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You sent her to Gdansk.
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Oh.
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Well, yeah still early there, I imagine.
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You're a bad man, aren't you?
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You know, thanks to you and
your pernicious influences.
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Yeah, well...
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...both of us are a
couple of hard men now.
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Hmm.
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Not the brightest of the
bunch, though, are we, huh?
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Out on the town, with
the Grail after us?
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I will annihilate them.
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Don't you worry. We'll be ready.
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Well, I hope so. 'Cause, these guys..?
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...you never know when
they're gonna turn up.
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Thank you, driver.
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I believe in you.
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As do we all.
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Yeah, we all really believe in you.
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He's, uh, uh... here is... here's...
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Johny!
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Hey, beautiful.
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Your hideousness.
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We're good, kid.
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Go, uh, hump a duck
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or whatever it is
you're into these days.
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I was... surprised to get your call.
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Well, I have a problem
and I thought of you.
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Love women and their problems. Hit me.
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There's this girl and
she tried to kill me.
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Oh, that's terrible.
Really? That's... Sorry.
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No, I mean it. This
girl is a royal bitch,
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and I want you to take her down.
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I want you to feast on her.
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Uh-huh. Sounds like
fun. I could do that.
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What about you, Marie?
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When are you coming
down to join us in Hell?
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From the looks of
things... pretty soon, huh?
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Maybe... maybe not.
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I gave you the power.
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You eat souls,
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you stay young,
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you stay alive.
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But the day you die, you're mine.
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That's the deal.
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And it has been such a gift...
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...but we are making a new deal.
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Are we now?
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Have you been havin' bad dreams again?
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Alright, I'm listening.
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But in this "new deal"? I get... what?
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You know my grandson?
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You know I do. I've always
had an eye out for Jesse.
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He is a spoiled, selfish,
vengeful little boy.
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And?
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He has something I think
you might really want.
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I signed us in.
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Human Resources representatives.
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Let's do it.
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Wait a sec.
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Seriously?
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My character chews gum.
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Yours has an ugly nose.
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So yeah, let's seriously rob this bitch.
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Merely a flesh wound.
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Yes, I imagine it would be.
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I told you he can be churlish.
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Understand, Mr. Custer.
Your fun time is over.
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We're taking Genesis.
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Well, people have tried before.
Doesn't usually end well.
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Those people never had
the resources of The Grail
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at their fingertips...
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Was that supposed to scare me?
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So bold... for a man bound
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and surrounded by
semi-automatic weapons.
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Well, I have something greater
than weapons or "resources."
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What's that?
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Faith.
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The impossible, impenetrable belief
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that I have been chosen.
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That Genesis belongs to me.
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How can you be so sure?
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I have been tried. I've
lost kin at the hand of kin.
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I've been buried alive
and left for dead.
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And still, it resides in me.
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If not for some divine
purpose, then tell me... why?
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Jesse Custer. You are
certainly a preacher.
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You're also a fool.
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Comfortable?
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I certainly hope not.
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Get me out of here.
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This time shoot him in the head.
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Shoot him with what?
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I placed a gun in your jacket pocket.
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What the hell good's that gonna do?
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Don't worry, it has a silencer.
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Klaus. I'm chained to a gurney.
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A bazooka in my pocket
ain't gonna do shit.
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I wish I could do more, but...
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But what? Starr?
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Are we all set?
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Yes, Allfather.
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Good.
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For some profane reason,
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the Word of God has
become attached to you.
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Not to worry. We will coax it out.
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Don't tell me. You're
gonna sing me a lullaby?
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Hmm. Leave that to the angels.
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We prefer jolts of
high-voltage electricity.
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You really want Genesis to come out?
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Go ahead. I can't wait to see
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your insides sprayed against the walls.
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Genesis is not for me.
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I am certainly more deserving than you.
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But there is one that is most deserving
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of wielding the greatest
power of the universe...
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Whoo. Ooh.
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Humperdoo?
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Where did you hear that horrid name?!
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He is the Christ child.
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The Lord's Most Sweet and Holy Lamb.
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And the future home of the Word of God.
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Let us begin.
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You guys are making a big mistake.
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You put Genesis inside him,
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I'm telling you, he's just gonna...
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Told you.
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Bring in the next one.
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Oh.
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Behold, Mr. Custer.
Religion's secret weapon:
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science.
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Hey, Janie.
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Hey, Steve.
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You here for the inventory report?
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In a minute. How was your weekend?
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Do anything sexy?
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Not really.
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I walked my dog, then I took a shower.
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Were you nude?
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Well, yeah, I didn't want
to get my clothes wet.
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Want to get them wet right now?
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And freeze.
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You upper management pervs
need to get your stuff together!
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This entire branch has become
a cesspool of unwanted advances.
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There have been 29 sexual
harassment complaints
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in the lobby alone.
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_
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Which is why Grail H.Q. sent us here.
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To implement a new
zero-tolerance policy.
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Let's try this again. Only
now let's have a volunteer.
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Director Matsukata.
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_
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Great. Great.
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And this time, let's
reverse the situation.
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Janie will be the assailant
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and Director Matsukata
her hapless victim.
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Hey.
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Sent you nude pics last night.
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Why didn't you text me back?
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Because I am married.
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Gimme the inventory report, limp dick.
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Hm.
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Good report.
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Really well-typed.
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Nice job.
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I am this close, Hiroki,
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this close
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to making you Vice President...
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I love my wife.
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Oh!
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Ah! Ah!
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And freeze.
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Of course the true test is when
an attractive woman hits on you.
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But it's a good start. Nice job.
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Let's take a break.
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After lunch, we'll discuss
office dating dos and don'ts.
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Okay.
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Very good.
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I'll have pamphlets for
you when you get back.
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You know there are easier
ways to do this, right?
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I'm sure there are.
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I just wanted to make
you grab that guy's ass.
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I've got a job for you.
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"Tulip O'Hare."
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What's that?
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Who is that, Sidney. Who.
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"Tulip O'Hare." Who is that?
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It doesn't matter. Bring her to me.
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Whoa!
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I took science in high school.
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I don't remember so
many flyin' intestines.
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It'll work. As soon as
Slotnick perfects the cocktail.
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Who's Spotnick? Your bartender?
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Doctor Slotnick is
creating a genetic cocktail.
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Perhaps you'd enjoy
a detailed explanation
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of our theorems and modalities?
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Not really, no.
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Excellent idea, Allfather.
272
00:21:45,765 --> 00:21:48,866
Bring in the doctor.
273
00:21:52,371 --> 00:21:54,672
Genesis.
274
00:21:54,674 --> 00:21:59,611
The offspring of an angel and a demon.
275
00:21:59,613 --> 00:22:03,547
An entity comprised of
"good" and "bad" parts
276
00:22:03,549 --> 00:22:06,317
in varying degrees.
277
00:22:06,319 --> 00:22:10,054
It follows then that
Genesis would require
278
00:22:10,056 --> 00:22:14,191
that a successful host... Such as you...
279
00:22:14,193 --> 00:22:17,528
Be composed of the same
specific proportions
280
00:22:17,530 --> 00:22:21,165
of goodness and badness.
281
00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:24,535
But how does one re-create
those proportions?
282
00:22:24,537 --> 00:22:29,239
The answer is a DNA cocktail.
283
00:22:29,241 --> 00:22:33,844
This represents a genetic
combination of two persons...
284
00:22:33,846 --> 00:22:38,381
In this case, Serena
Williams and Louis XVI.
285
00:22:38,383 --> 00:22:42,819
The idea being that
when their DNA are mixed,
286
00:22:42,821 --> 00:22:45,321
it will replicate the same formula
287
00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:48,491
of good and bad that exists in you.
288
00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:53,196
Now it's trial and error...
289
00:22:53,198 --> 00:22:57,158
And obviously, this one was a
piece of shit and did not work.
290
00:23:01,373 --> 00:23:05,541
But we are zeroing in. And soon...
291
00:23:05,543 --> 00:23:07,877
You're gonna run out of Humperdoos.
292
00:23:07,879 --> 00:23:13,282
Oh, no, I don't think so.
293
00:23:13,284 --> 00:23:16,859
Thank you, Doctor. Shall we continue?
294
00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:18,846
We are well on our way, sir.
295
00:23:18,849 --> 00:23:20,231
My studies have showed some...
296
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,024
Get the gun out of my
pocket and shoot him.
297
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:23,592
I-I can't.
298
00:23:23,594 --> 00:23:25,027
Why the hell not?
299
00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:27,408
I have socio-political qualms, of course.
300
00:23:27,411 --> 00:23:29,699
But also serious objections
to violence in the workplace...
301
00:23:29,701 --> 00:23:31,767
- You're scared of him.
- You don't understand.
302
00:23:31,769 --> 00:23:34,704
He looks like something out
of Ripley's Believe It Or Not!
303
00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:35,748
But he's head of the most
304
00:23:35,751 --> 00:23:37,304
powerful organization in the world.
305
00:23:37,307 --> 00:23:39,207
He is trying to put
Genesis inside Humperdoo!
306
00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:40,510
You have to do something!
307
00:23:40,513 --> 00:23:43,645
I agree. Something has
to be done but what?
308
00:23:47,451 --> 00:23:52,387
I-It's the caterers,
Allfather, calling about lunch.
309
00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:53,922
Mm.
310
00:24:02,862 --> 00:24:04,400
_
311
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:05,682
_
312
00:24:07,346 --> 00:24:08,529
_
313
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:09,924
_
314
00:24:13,633 --> 00:24:15,642
_
315
00:24:21,351 --> 00:24:22,916
What'd he say?
316
00:24:22,918 --> 00:24:24,785
He says... "Kill him."
317
00:24:24,787 --> 00:24:26,487
Must be some sort of autocorrect thingy.
318
00:24:26,489 --> 00:24:28,922
Uh, t-text him again.
319
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:35,599
_
320
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,060
_
321
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:40,771
_
322
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:45,642
_
323
00:24:48,591 --> 00:24:51,240
_
324
00:24:54,403 --> 00:25:00,502
_
325
00:25:01,523 --> 00:25:04,291
It wasn't autocorrect.
326
00:25:04,293 --> 00:25:05,892
Shit.
327
00:25:05,895 --> 00:25:08,507
Alrighty then, so how we gonna do this?
328
00:25:08,510 --> 00:25:09,986
We gonna stab him, huh?
329
00:25:09,989 --> 00:25:11,630
We could bloody hang
the bugger, you know.
330
00:25:11,633 --> 00:25:13,667
Or a blunt instrument.
Just bash his brains in.
331
00:25:13,669 --> 00:25:15,635
- What about bees?
- Bees?
332
00:25:15,637 --> 00:25:17,404
Did you just say "bees"?
333
00:25:17,406 --> 00:25:19,010
Yeah. Like on "Wicker Man"?
334
00:25:19,013 --> 00:25:20,840
Put a cage around his
head and release the bees.
335
00:25:20,842 --> 00:25:22,342
- Christ.
- I vote stabbing.
336
00:25:22,344 --> 00:25:23,910
Look, the "Wicker Man"
is a brilliant film,
337
00:25:23,912 --> 00:25:25,812
but we're talking about
killing a man here, Kev.
338
00:25:25,814 --> 00:25:27,486
- I know.
- N-No, you don't.
339
00:25:27,489 --> 00:25:28,987
Look, where are you
even gonna get bees from?
340
00:25:28,989 --> 00:25:30,937
What, you have ready access
to bees all of a sudden?
341
00:25:30,939 --> 00:25:33,385
- You a beekeeper now, are you?
- Yeah, I am.
342
00:25:33,387 --> 00:25:35,721
- You are?
- Yes.
343
00:25:35,723 --> 00:25:37,857
Beekeeper?
344
00:25:37,859 --> 00:25:39,615
Alright. Apologies. I'm sorry.
345
00:25:39,618 --> 00:25:41,391
It's actually... It's a brilliant
idea. We'll go with the bees.
346
00:25:41,393 --> 00:25:43,043
Do you want to do the
bees? Let's do the bees.
347
00:25:43,045 --> 00:25:44,378
I'd imagine we need some honey.
348
00:25:44,381 --> 00:25:45,698
Go and have a word
with your grandmother...
349
00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:51,070
Explain, why are we
thinking of killing this man?
350
00:25:51,072 --> 00:25:53,739
Because everyone I ever liked,
351
00:25:53,741 --> 00:25:56,943
he and his bloody Grail people
have tried to kill, right?
352
00:25:56,945 --> 00:26:00,178
That's just for starters.
These people hate us, alright.
353
00:26:00,180 --> 00:26:01,947
I remember.
354
00:26:01,949 --> 00:26:04,249
I'm merely suggesting
355
00:26:04,251 --> 00:26:08,586
that there might be a better
way to make use of him.
356
00:26:08,588 --> 00:26:11,689
A better way of feeding our cause.
357
00:26:11,691 --> 00:26:13,358
You can't be serious.
358
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:14,550
Oh, indeed I am.
359
00:26:14,553 --> 00:26:17,395
He deserves a choice.
360
00:26:17,397 --> 00:26:20,065
The choice that we've all made.
361
00:26:20,067 --> 00:26:22,200
Death?
362
00:26:22,202 --> 00:26:24,035
Or everlasting life?
363
00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:46,742
_
364
00:26:50,087 --> 00:26:52,953
_
365
00:26:57,950 --> 00:27:00,367
_
366
00:27:10,636 --> 00:27:11,902
Who are you?
367
00:27:11,904 --> 00:27:14,938
Human Resources.
368
00:27:14,940 --> 00:27:17,773
Time to check your browser history...
369
00:27:26,164 --> 00:27:27,397
We're good.
370
00:27:32,824 --> 00:27:39,763
So... simple steel, side
grate, heavy duty cylinder.
371
00:27:39,765 --> 00:27:41,476
Okay.
372
00:27:41,479 --> 00:27:45,501
Well, shouldn't take much more than...
373
00:27:45,503 --> 00:27:46,865
I got it.
374
00:27:46,868 --> 00:27:48,805
I think you'll find I got it.
375
00:27:48,807 --> 00:27:51,174
Seriously. I wouldn't do that.
376
00:27:51,176 --> 00:27:53,342
What? So, I just stand here
377
00:27:53,344 --> 00:27:55,278
and watch you "hack into the mainframe"?
378
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,346
Unless you also earned a graduate degree
379
00:27:57,348 --> 00:27:59,049
in computer science from M.I.T.?
380
00:27:59,051 --> 00:28:00,316
But no.
381
00:28:00,318 --> 00:28:02,351
- I read your file.
- Hmm?
382
00:28:02,353 --> 00:28:04,987
You got kicked out of 10th grade.
383
00:28:04,989 --> 00:28:07,156
Why don't you chew your gum?
384
00:28:07,158 --> 00:28:09,459
Shit.
385
00:28:09,461 --> 00:28:11,209
Enough of this bullshit.
386
00:28:11,212 --> 00:28:14,179
I'm telling you, I wouldn't do that...
387
00:28:14,182 --> 00:28:16,482
You wouldn't 'cause you couldn't.
388
00:28:16,485 --> 00:28:18,287
And by the way?
389
00:28:18,290 --> 00:28:20,469
I didn't get kicked out of 10th grade...
390
00:28:20,472 --> 00:28:22,505
I dropped out.
391
00:28:32,484 --> 00:28:36,486
There's so many things I
could say right now. But...
392
00:28:43,427 --> 00:28:45,828
Just about through the firewall.
393
00:28:57,675 --> 00:29:00,943
So many things I could
say right now. But...
394
00:29:17,426 --> 00:29:18,760
Damn.
395
00:29:18,762 --> 00:29:21,295
Alright. Do you trust me?
396
00:29:21,297 --> 00:29:22,530
I do.
397
00:29:22,532 --> 00:29:24,032
Do you choose this freely?
398
00:29:24,034 --> 00:29:25,365
I do.
399
00:29:25,368 --> 00:29:27,101
Will you forsake the sunlit world
400
00:29:27,104 --> 00:29:29,756
and surrender to our
dark and scarlet urging?
401
00:29:31,741 --> 00:29:33,908
Like... no sun at all?
402
00:29:33,910 --> 00:29:37,006
No sunset strolls? No beaches?
403
00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:40,319
Well. Umbrellas, but that's
all the time, everywhere you go.
404
00:29:40,322 --> 00:29:42,309
I mean, you'll be having
bloody dreams about umbrellas.
405
00:29:42,311 --> 00:29:43,551
You can trust me on that.
406
00:29:45,678 --> 00:29:47,256
Or we could just bloody kill you.
407
00:29:47,259 --> 00:29:49,455
I mean, I'm sure there's a lot
of people'd probably prefer that.
408
00:29:49,457 --> 00:29:51,158
No.
409
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:54,427
I don't want to die. My mom'd be upset.
410
00:29:54,429 --> 00:29:58,431
- You sure?
- Yeah. Let's do it.
411
00:30:02,571 --> 00:30:04,528
Chill out.
412
00:30:04,531 --> 00:30:05,928
Jesus.
413
00:30:13,849 --> 00:30:16,116
Way to go. It was awesome.
414
00:30:23,091 --> 00:30:24,323
Aah!
415
00:30:31,632 --> 00:30:33,223
Bullocks! Ah!
416
00:30:33,226 --> 00:30:35,095
Were you, um, trying to fly?
417
00:30:35,098 --> 00:30:37,269
I'd settle for some bloody
floatin' at this point.
418
00:30:37,271 --> 00:30:39,911
Yes, well, so would Mrs.
Rosen. That was her lamp.
419
00:30:39,914 --> 00:30:41,652
No, listen, that's two
people I've turned now...
420
00:30:41,654 --> 00:30:42,834
And that's three including Denis...
421
00:30:42,836 --> 00:30:44,369
And I still can't do what you can do.
422
00:30:44,372 --> 00:30:46,809
You've turned three,
I've turned hundreds.
423
00:30:46,814 --> 00:30:48,856
And you flew a bit the other night.
424
00:30:48,859 --> 00:30:50,458
Oh, come on. You were helping me out.
425
00:30:50,461 --> 00:30:53,184
Well, I might have guided you a
little bit, but you were flying.
426
00:30:53,187 --> 00:30:56,288
No. I wasn't. And you know it.
427
00:30:56,290 --> 00:30:58,692
Eccarius, come on.
428
00:30:58,695 --> 00:31:00,359
What are you not teaching me?
429
00:31:00,361 --> 00:31:03,662
Well, um...
430
00:31:03,664 --> 00:31:06,298
Patience, clearly.
431
00:31:08,257 --> 00:31:10,169
What's happening over here?
432
00:31:10,172 --> 00:31:11,905
Mr. Hoover!
433
00:31:11,908 --> 00:31:13,494
- It's FJ, isn't it?
- Yeah.
434
00:31:13,497 --> 00:31:15,307
Do you mind if I call you FJ?
435
00:31:15,309 --> 00:31:18,209
- No.
- Didn't FJ do well?
436
00:31:18,211 --> 00:31:20,708
- Yeah!
- Hardly a tear.
437
00:31:20,711 --> 00:31:21,954
Hip, hip...
438
00:31:21,957 --> 00:31:24,258
Hooray!
439
00:31:24,261 --> 00:31:25,849
Whoo!
440
00:31:42,002 --> 00:31:44,137
All right. Well, that was easy.
441
00:31:44,140 --> 00:31:48,071
Uh-huh. You haven't
screwed anything up yet.
442
00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:51,042
Okay, that's it. What is your prob...?!
443
00:31:51,044 --> 00:31:53,111
Eh-eh-eh. None of that.
444
00:31:53,113 --> 00:31:56,347
Be professional. Let's go.
445
00:32:15,968 --> 00:32:20,304
Miss Marie... yeah,
we got 'em, no sweat...
446
00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:23,974
uh-huh, yeah, I'm listenin'...
447
00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:45,094
Wow.
448
00:32:45,096 --> 00:32:47,797
Excuse me, miss?
449
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:49,833
I never do this but...
450
00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:52,935
...your booty meat is off the charts!
451
00:32:52,937 --> 00:32:55,004
I want to squeeze...
452
00:32:55,006 --> 00:32:58,140
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to New Orleans.
453
00:32:58,142 --> 00:32:59,942
Please be aware, as some of your bags
454
00:32:59,944 --> 00:33:02,612
may have shifted in the
overhead compartments.
455
00:33:06,852 --> 00:33:09,252
Gettin' the truck. Meet you out front.
456
00:33:13,791 --> 00:33:17,760
Look, I know we get on each
other's nerves sometimes but.
457
00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:20,930
Nice job. Seriously. I'm a fan.
458
00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:25,268
Thanks. Appreciate that.
459
00:33:25,270 --> 00:33:27,536
I was joking.
460
00:33:29,473 --> 00:33:30,773
So was I.
461
00:33:36,608 --> 00:33:39,275
Tulip O'Hare.
462
00:33:39,278 --> 00:33:40,677
No. Sorry.
463
00:33:42,215 --> 00:33:45,354
Brown hair. Dressed as a Grail Officer.
464
00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:48,456
Back from Osaka. You're Tulip O'Hare.
465
00:33:48,458 --> 00:33:53,528
No, ma'am. My name is Hiroki Matsukata.
466
00:33:53,530 --> 00:33:54,896
See?
467
00:34:01,738 --> 00:34:03,538
- My mistake.
- Mm-hmm.
468
00:34:07,477 --> 00:34:11,431
Oh, but, um, if you're looking
for a brown haired Grail Officer
469
00:34:11,434 --> 00:34:13,149
just back from Osaka?
470
00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:14,736
I know where you can find her.
471
00:34:28,535 --> 00:34:30,096
Let's go.
472
00:34:30,099 --> 00:34:31,520
Where...
473
00:34:31,523 --> 00:34:32,762
She didn't make it.
474
00:34:32,765 --> 00:34:33,931
What?
475
00:34:33,934 --> 00:34:35,602
Some cop lady took her.
476
00:34:35,605 --> 00:34:37,606
Oh well. At least we got the...
477
00:34:41,313 --> 00:34:43,231
Shit.
478
00:34:43,234 --> 00:34:46,746
O'Hare, you stupid...!
479
00:34:46,749 --> 00:34:50,095
Okay, okay.
480
00:34:50,098 --> 00:34:52,720
Just shut up and think.
481
00:34:52,722 --> 00:34:54,555
No big deal.
482
00:34:54,557 --> 00:34:56,890
We just track the cop
lady down to the station
483
00:34:56,892 --> 00:34:58,458
and get my briefcase back.
484
00:34:58,460 --> 00:34:59,965
- That wasn't a cop.
- What?
485
00:34:59,968 --> 00:35:01,426
And she wasn't taking Featherstone
486
00:35:01,429 --> 00:35:02,801
to no goddamn "station."
487
00:35:02,804 --> 00:35:05,130
Where's she taking her?
488
00:35:05,133 --> 00:35:08,067
Where is she taking her?!
489
00:35:19,681 --> 00:35:21,382
What, are you sending him off already?
490
00:35:21,385 --> 00:35:23,181
There's no rest for
the weary or the wicked,
491
00:35:23,183 --> 00:35:26,384
and Mr. Hoover is ready.
492
00:35:26,386 --> 00:35:29,154
Alright, you lot. He's off!
493
00:35:29,156 --> 00:35:32,957
Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly!
494
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:38,663
Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly!
495
00:35:38,665 --> 00:35:42,133
Alright. Now we're giving
you a second chance here.
496
00:35:42,135 --> 00:35:43,734
Don't be a dick.
497
00:35:43,736 --> 00:35:46,236
Here.
498
00:35:46,238 --> 00:35:47,705
First of many.
499
00:35:47,707 --> 00:35:49,464
You're a good guy.
500
00:35:49,467 --> 00:35:51,542
Mm.
501
00:35:51,544 --> 00:35:55,846
Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly!
502
00:36:18,837 --> 00:36:21,505
Once did a Grail job in Kuala Lumpur.
503
00:36:21,507 --> 00:36:23,440
Humidity's worse than New Orleans
504
00:36:23,442 --> 00:36:26,766
if you can believe that, but
The Batu Caves were lovely.
505
00:36:33,885 --> 00:36:35,118
"Don Giovanni."
506
00:36:44,096 --> 00:36:49,632
Tell me, Mister Hoover. Why
would I send another vampire
507
00:36:49,634 --> 00:36:51,300
out into the world?
508
00:36:51,302 --> 00:36:54,241
Filthy piece of vermin?
509
00:36:54,244 --> 00:36:58,306
Spoiling, stinking,
510
00:36:58,309 --> 00:37:05,048
and falling into despair?
511
00:37:05,050 --> 00:37:09,052
For charity? Is what I was told.
512
00:37:10,388 --> 00:37:11,621
What're you doing?
513
00:37:22,234 --> 00:37:24,901
Cassidy? What's the matter?
514
00:37:24,903 --> 00:37:26,502
Everything alright?
515
00:37:28,339 --> 00:37:31,340
Is that where you get your
secret powers, is it, huh?
516
00:37:31,342 --> 00:37:35,944
Listen, um, you and I can
talk about this afterwards.
517
00:37:35,946 --> 00:37:39,081
For the time being, I'm
going to take Mr. Hoover here
518
00:37:39,083 --> 00:37:41,317
to the airport.
519
00:37:41,319 --> 00:37:44,222
You're not taking him anywhere,
you murderin' piece a shit.
520
00:37:51,962 --> 00:37:53,195
Cassidy?
521
00:38:03,774 --> 00:38:06,441
This is it.
522
00:38:06,443 --> 00:38:09,878
Founding Father Thomas Jefferson,
523
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:14,349
combined with television
icon Wayne Brady.
524
00:38:14,351 --> 00:38:17,152
I call it...
525
00:38:17,154 --> 00:38:20,022
"The Tom/Brady"!
526
00:38:20,024 --> 00:38:24,026
Have you instructed the
clone on the proper command..?
527
00:38:24,028 --> 00:38:26,678
- Yes, sir.
- I can't believe it.
528
00:38:26,681 --> 00:38:29,230
Allfather's about to weaponize idiocy.
529
00:38:29,233 --> 00:38:30,966
What did you expect was gonna happen?
530
00:38:30,968 --> 00:38:33,235
A woman scientist? I didn't
believe it was possible.
531
00:38:33,237 --> 00:38:35,558
Well, she is about to make
the impossible, possible.
532
00:38:35,561 --> 00:38:37,206
What are you gonna do about it?
533
00:38:37,208 --> 00:38:41,105
Yes. I'm going to reach
into your pocket...
534
00:38:41,108 --> 00:38:42,510
Herr Starr!
535
00:38:45,415 --> 00:38:50,089
You are one of my most
loyal and trusted servants.
536
00:38:50,092 --> 00:38:51,191
Are you not?
537
00:38:51,194 --> 00:38:53,087
I am, Allfather.
538
00:38:53,089 --> 00:38:56,157
Do something for me, Herr Starr?
539
00:38:56,159 --> 00:38:58,360
Anything, Allfather.
540
00:38:59,653 --> 00:39:02,788
Beignets. Cafe Du Monde.
541
00:39:02,791 --> 00:39:05,522
Fetch me a few dozen. Now.
542
00:39:19,249 --> 00:39:24,085
Genesis chose me, Allfather.
It was meant for me.
543
00:39:24,087 --> 00:39:28,597
A drunk? A thief? A blasphemer?
544
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:32,693
You are a mistake, Mr. Custer.
545
00:39:32,695 --> 00:39:35,029
That's right you sack of shit.
546
00:39:35,031 --> 00:39:36,463
I'm the mistake
547
00:39:36,465 --> 00:39:40,134
that's gonna find God
and hold Him to account.
548
00:39:40,136 --> 00:39:42,603
We are ready to begin.
549
00:39:42,605 --> 00:39:46,440
But now you won't have to, Preacher,
550
00:39:46,442 --> 00:39:52,145
because this is all the
God we shall ever need.
551
00:40:20,074 --> 00:40:22,308
Say the command.
552
00:40:26,217 --> 00:40:31,152
Bow before me.
553
00:40:45,967 --> 00:40:47,355
Good.
554
00:40:47,358 --> 00:40:51,036
Now...
555
00:40:51,038 --> 00:40:54,539
bring in the Messiah.
556
00:40:58,915 --> 00:41:00,416
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557
00:41:01,476 --> 00:41:03,544
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558
00:41:04,085 --> 00:41:05,629
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559
00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:07,991
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560
00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:10,311
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561
00:41:10,850 --> 00:41:12,302
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562
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:13,762
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563
00:41:13,763 --> 00:41:15,850
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564
00:41:16,397 --> 00:41:17,809
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565
00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:19,296
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566
00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:21,979
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567
00:41:25,118 --> 00:41:26,730
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568
00:41:31,378 --> 00:41:32,800
Hello.
569
00:41:35,515 --> 00:41:39,484
Do you, by any chance, have a phone?
570
00:41:39,486 --> 00:41:42,420
I need to text a friend of mine.
571
00:41:42,422 --> 00:41:44,255
This once great nation
572
00:41:44,257 --> 00:41:46,423
has had to endure
disrespect for our flag,
573
00:41:46,425 --> 00:41:48,225
disrespect for authority...
574
00:41:48,227 --> 00:41:51,395
...and even disrespect
for our President's name
575
00:41:51,397 --> 00:41:54,364
- is dishonored on a daily basis.
- Aw, shit...
576
00:41:54,366 --> 00:41:55,996
It's in the news. It's in the media...
577
00:41:55,999 --> 00:41:57,401
They got Hilter.
578
00:41:57,403 --> 00:42:00,695
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