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♪

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[sizzling]

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[goat bleating]

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[oven closing]

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[grunts, sighs]

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[exhales]:
Idiot vegetarians.

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What's wrong with a mouthful
of dead flesh?

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LESLIE:
Why don't you just give Gerry
some raw vegetables?

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That'll cure him.LOUISA:
He needs protein to grow.

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Any news from Daphne?

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Where is she?Yes, she's in Athens,

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while she can still get her
belly on a ferry.

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I give you--
Henry Miller,

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America's greatest
living writer.

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You met in London.

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Henry.

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Nice to see you
with your clothes on.

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Louisa.

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♪

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[insects chirping]

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[utensils clattering]

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So this book of yours,

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The Tropic of Cancer,

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must be really filthy

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if you can only publish it
in Paris.

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Well, America is
a carnival of prudes.

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Hmmm.

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A carnival of prunes?

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We do need
a standard of decency.

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Why?
What are you scared of?

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Spiders and incontinence.

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LESLIE:
I'm a policeman,

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we're scared
of nothing.

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Except not getting
our man.

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You're so conservative

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and apathetic.

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Greece's government

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is more fascistic
by the day.

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Our freedoms are
under attack.

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You're only saying that

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because Henry's here.

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GERRY:
Normally he only talks

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about food
and girls.

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[laughter]

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LOUISA:
Well, moving on.

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Has anyone seen Spiros?

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MARGO:
No.

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He must be so sad
without his wife

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and children.

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I've heard
he's stopped working.

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[goat stomping]I really miss him.

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At least it seems
he's staying on Corfu.

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[goat bleating]

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So this guy,
um, Spiros,

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could he and your mom have
a future together?

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We don't allow ourselves
to think about that.

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[door closing]

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[goat bleating]

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HENRY MILLER:
Thanks, Louisa.

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It was quite
the feast.

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I'm gonna grab
a moonlight swim.

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He didn't take
his swimming costume.

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Henry swims naked.

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And usually
writes naked.

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He likes to be naked.

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[Louisa groans]

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I may join him.

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And leave you all to be...
mimsy.

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LOUISA:
You know Larry,
you may feel...

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radical, but we are
a respectably family living

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in a nice,
conservative country.

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Well...

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And if anything embarrassing
happens,

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I will hold you personally
responsible.

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[children chuckling]

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[scoffs]

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♪

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[clucking]

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[typewriter keys clacking]

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♪

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Is your family friend
Sven Lundblad?

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Yes.

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What about him?

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[goat bleating]

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I hear they want to arrest him
and his... man friend.

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Oh, no.

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Why?

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Well...

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Neighbors complained.

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They are homosexual.

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[stammers]:
Not the neighbors.

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They're not hurting anyone.

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The superintendent
has orders

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from the government.

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[chicken clucks]

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Do you ever think
about... a man?

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No.

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Ah.

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Still seems like a mad thing
to want to do.

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Hmm.[men shouting distantly]

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[clears throat]

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♪

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[typewriter return dings]

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Now which word's sexier:
lubricious

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or tumid?[chicken clucking]

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Think I'll go
with whore-mongering.

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[goat bleating,
typewriter keys clacking]

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Thank you for keeping Henry
at a safe distance.

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Well I don't want to kill
Lugaretzia...

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at least not
in that way.

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♪

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MARGO:
Gerry! Lunch!

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Your rabbit food is
in the kitchen.

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It's actually a rather
flavorsome fricassee.

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He's gone.

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There's too much cooking.

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How can we stop Gerry
being a vegetarian?

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Make him cook
his own food.

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Now that is
a brilliant idea.

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Ah-- Leslie.

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There's lunch indoors,
darling.

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LESLIE:
Thanks.

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There's a worrying rumor
down at the station.

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Government outlawing reading
and thinking?

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And farting.

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Oh, for God's sake.

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They've got their eye
on Sven and Viggo.

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What?

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They've been seen together.

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LARRY:
Well,
tell your colleagues

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that sexuality is a buffet,
not a set menu.

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Yeah, I'm not gonna say that to
a bunch of Greek coppers, am I?

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Oh, why not?

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[exasperated sigh]

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[insects chirping]

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[goat bleating]

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LARRY:
Sven!

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SVEN:
Lawrence Durrell,

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it's a rare pleasure.

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I've been told
I can be rather annoying,

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so I ration
my public appearances.

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[goat bleating]

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How are the goats?

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Oh, they're goaty.

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Mmm,
ask a silly question.

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Look, I hate this, but...

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Constable Leslie,
Corfu's finest,

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says you and Viggo are
under scrutiny.

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[insects chirping]

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Thank you.

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I was waiting
for this.

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What are you going to do?

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Send Viggo away
for a while.

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And you?Well,

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I have dependents.

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Oh, we can look
after the goats.

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How hard can it be?

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Feed them some grass,
the odd pep talk.

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No, I'm staying.[goat bleating]

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This fascist regime,
they can go to hell.

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Good man.

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Let's be hopeful.

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You know Greece,

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the talking runs way ahead
of the doing.

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LOUISA:
I hope Spiros
doesn't mind us visiting.

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[dog barking]

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MARGO:
We should have brought him
some honey.

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[knocking]

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[knocking]

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We just called to say hello.

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[dog barking]

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Hello.

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Come back
when my house looks better.

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We've never been here,
it's exciting.

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No.

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Ah!

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[flies buzzing]Well...

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I'll start
washing up.

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[disgusted groan]

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SPIROS:
Please, don't.

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[utensils clattering]

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We were worried
about you, Spiros.

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Have you heard
from your wife?

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No.

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MARGO:
Did something die
in here?

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This is as bad as our house
when Mother went away.

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Like you, I'm used
to being looked after.

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[Spiros setting object down]

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So you're not working.

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My car is broken.

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Brakes,

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and I can't afford
to fix them.

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I'll lend you the money.

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No.Yes.

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You've helped us so much.

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You don't have money
either.

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No, but we do have a bank loan
until my aunt's legacy arrives.

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Um, I don't know if you want
this photograph

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of your wife
and children up?

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Good.

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It's already looking tidier.

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♪

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LESLIE:
Really, really bad smell.

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It stinks.

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Anyway it turns out
the policeman

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was using his truncheon to make
the holes in the cheese.

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[both laughing]

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[chicken clucking]

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We may not like it,

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but I have orders to make
a stand against decadence.

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If you want to keep
your job here,

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you will go and arrest
Sven Lundblad.

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Now.

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[seagull squawking]

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[birds chirping]

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He's getting nearer.

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Mmm.

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♪

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You sort of get used to it
after a while.

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No, I still find it
quite unsettling.

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Well, good.

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LARRY:
Henry and I need books

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on the law and history
of radicalism

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and how to combat fascism.

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I'm afraid that's not a strong
area for me in literature.

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Yes, I know.

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The countess you worked for,
I need to use her library.

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You can't.

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She's had a relapse,
she's a recluse again.

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I want to borrow her books,
not take her to a barn dance.

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She's mentally fragile,

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she won't have anyone
in her house.

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[sighs]

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Anyway,

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if this is about Sven,
who'd arrest him?

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He's so nice.

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[goat bleating]

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♪

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LESLIE:
I can't do this.

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Will you?

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No.

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People laugh when I try
to arrest them.

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It is my face.

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00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,044
Oh, God.

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00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:12,913
[insects chirping]

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00:11:12,948 --> 00:11:14,812
[goat bleating]

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[sighs]

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00:11:23,786 --> 00:11:26,030
Sven,

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I'm afraid you and Viggo need
to come with us,

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to the station.

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The, the police station.

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Just to be clear.

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Et tu, Leslie?

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00:11:40,251 --> 00:11:42,391
If that's a Swedish swear word,

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00:11:42,425 --> 00:11:44,393
I forgive you,
under the circumstances.

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Viggo has already left
the country.

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We're happy to wait
while you gather

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anything you need.

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[goat bleating]

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I'll do everything
I can

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to make your stay
a comfortable one.

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[door closes, sighs]

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[dishes clattering]

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[goat bleating]

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Go on,

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surprise me by drying up.

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00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:14,768
Oh, Gerry!

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We need a chat.

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Oh, God.

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About you being
a vegetarian.

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You planning
to join me?

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No.

273
00:12:22,155 --> 00:12:24,329
I'm not making two meals
anymore,

274
00:12:24,364 --> 00:12:25,572
so after tomorrow

275
00:12:25,606 --> 00:12:28,506
you'll have to cook
your own.

276
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,887
What?And you need nutrition,

277
00:12:29,921 --> 00:12:34,029
so two proper cooked meals,
supper and lunch.

278
00:12:34,063 --> 00:12:36,756
[chicken cooing]

279
00:12:37,722 --> 00:12:40,104
Mmm.

280
00:12:40,138 --> 00:12:44,246
Look at the meatballs,
your favorite.

281
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,696
As enjoyed
by billions of people

282
00:12:46,731 --> 00:12:48,768
with no ill effects...LARRY:
You should've made a stand.

283
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,390
What do you expect me to do?

284
00:12:50,424 --> 00:12:51,805
Walk away from a job
that I love?

285
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:54,428
How can you love a job that
involves you arresting Sven

286
00:12:54,463 --> 00:12:56,120
just because he's attracted
to another man?

287
00:12:56,154 --> 00:12:57,984
Oh, Leslie.It was an order!

288
00:12:58,018 --> 00:13:00,296
I've no doubt justice will be
done, and he'll be released.

289
00:13:00,331 --> 00:13:03,058
Well, I do have doubts
and principles I live by,

290
00:13:03,092 --> 00:13:04,818
and "I'm just obeying orders"
isn't one of them.

291
00:13:04,853 --> 00:13:05,957
It's illegal!

292
00:13:05,992 --> 00:13:07,925
You live here!
Get the law changed!

293
00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:09,098
God!

294
00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:15,760
[birds chirping]

295
00:13:17,451 --> 00:13:19,281
Yes, I heard about poor Sven.

296
00:13:19,315 --> 00:13:21,904
Homosexuality has always been
taboo here

297
00:13:21,939 --> 00:13:23,009
but tolerated.

298
00:13:23,043 --> 00:13:24,734
This is new territory.

299
00:13:24,769 --> 00:13:26,840
So what will happen?

300
00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:28,911
They may cloak
his so-called offense

301
00:13:28,946 --> 00:13:31,638
in a charge such as
gross indecency.

302
00:13:31,672 --> 00:13:34,537
[water burbling, birds chirping]

303
00:13:34,572 --> 00:13:38,818
Oh, tell Gerry I'm incubating a
new batch of parasitic copepods.

304
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,336
Oh.

305
00:13:40,371 --> 00:13:41,855
I'm sorry.

306
00:13:41,890 --> 00:13:45,100
It's not just Sven,
it's Spiros.

307
00:13:45,134 --> 00:13:46,998
Since his wife took
his children away,

308
00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:48,344
he's barely left his house.

309
00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:49,552
It's like wolves have moved in.

310
00:13:49,587 --> 00:13:51,382
I can imagine.

311
00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:54,661
And of course he's too proud
to ask for help.

312
00:13:54,695 --> 00:13:55,938
What can I do?

313
00:13:55,973 --> 00:13:58,768
Well, family is
at the heart of life here,

314
00:13:58,803 --> 00:14:00,632
so if we could enlist
a relative of his

315
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,634
to keep an eye on him.[setting cup down]

316
00:14:02,669 --> 00:14:05,983
His uncle Leonidas is
a wise old bird.

317
00:14:06,017 --> 00:14:07,916
He works
at the town hall.

318
00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:09,331
Go and have a word
with him.

319
00:14:09,365 --> 00:14:11,609
Thank you, Theo.

320
00:14:14,336 --> 00:14:16,856
I'm sorry I don't share your
enthusiasm for your coaty-pegs.

321
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,512
[chuckles]:
Copepods, yes.

322
00:14:18,547 --> 00:14:19,755
You're not alone.

323
00:14:19,789 --> 00:14:22,862
I'm a big embarrassment
to my parents.

324
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:26,762
So the two men on the island
you love the most

325
00:14:26,796 --> 00:14:28,074
need rescuing.

326
00:14:31,318 --> 00:14:33,838
♪

327
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,565
[seagulls crowing]

328
00:14:39,948 --> 00:14:41,881
Thank you so much
for meeting me.

329
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,296
I wouldn't usually get involved,

330
00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:45,781
but we've never seen
Spiros like this.

331
00:14:45,815 --> 00:14:47,921
Thank you for your worry,
Mrs. Durrell.

332
00:14:47,956 --> 00:14:50,510
It's one
of my specialties.

333
00:14:50,544 --> 00:14:52,477
To bring order
and good cheer,

334
00:14:52,512 --> 00:14:54,376
I will perhaps, uh,
move in with him

335
00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:56,447
for a while.Perfect.

336
00:14:56,481 --> 00:14:58,069
Would your wife be happy
with that?

337
00:14:58,104 --> 00:15:00,554
Yes, she will be happy.

338
00:15:00,589 --> 00:15:03,730
If she notices I have gone.[chuckles]

339
00:15:03,764 --> 00:15:05,249
I probably shouldn't ask,

340
00:15:05,283 --> 00:15:08,079
but do you think his wife
will come back?

341
00:15:08,114 --> 00:15:09,322
I don't know.

342
00:15:09,356 --> 00:15:10,495
I hope.

343
00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:12,808
Gosh, me too.

344
00:15:14,154 --> 00:15:15,742
No, really.

345
00:15:22,128 --> 00:15:23,646
♪

346
00:15:28,789 --> 00:15:30,688
Oh.

347
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,069
Hello.Mrs. Durrells.

348
00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:33,898
Spiros.

349
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,487
I apologize, for, uh,

350
00:15:36,521 --> 00:15:38,454
when you visited,
for being a,

351
00:15:38,489 --> 00:15:41,492
what is it,
a bear with a forehead.

352
00:15:41,526 --> 00:15:45,013
A bear with a sore head.

353
00:15:45,047 --> 00:15:46,152
Yes.

354
00:15:46,186 --> 00:15:48,016
That makes more sense.

355
00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:50,328
[people speaking Greek]

356
00:15:50,363 --> 00:15:51,502
Please.

357
00:15:59,165 --> 00:16:02,237
Look at us, sitting at a bar
in the middle of the day.

358
00:16:02,271 --> 00:16:05,343
Good, isn't it?

359
00:16:05,378 --> 00:16:06,724
[bottle setting down]

360
00:16:08,795 --> 00:16:11,832
[goat bleating]

361
00:16:11,867 --> 00:16:13,282
[glasses setting down]

362
00:16:13,317 --> 00:16:15,319
You know, I wouldn't do this
with anyone else but you.

363
00:16:18,322 --> 00:16:19,426
Thank you.

364
00:16:21,635 --> 00:16:24,569
I'm going to say
a bad thing.

365
00:16:25,605 --> 00:16:26,951
Well, go on then.

366
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:31,369
When you're here
with me,

367
00:16:31,404 --> 00:16:34,200
I miss my children
more than my wife.

368
00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:43,416
♪

369
00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:45,038
[chicken clucking]

370
00:16:45,073 --> 00:16:47,109
I insist you let us see
Mr. Lundblad.

371
00:16:47,144 --> 00:16:48,938
Out of the question.

372
00:16:48,973 --> 00:16:51,044
Well, just explain
why he's in a cell.

373
00:16:51,079 --> 00:16:53,426
He is suspected
of immoral behavior.

374
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,255
Define
immoral behavior.

375
00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:56,532
I cannot.

376
00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:58,120
Hah!

377
00:16:58,155 --> 00:16:59,915
You do it.

378
00:16:59,949 --> 00:17:01,261
In Greek.

379
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,679
MILLER:
Oh, come on man,
why are you doing this?

380
00:17:05,714 --> 00:17:08,475
He's lived here
for years.

381
00:17:08,510 --> 00:17:09,994
His goats
are magnificent.

382
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,377
My superiors wants to see
disreputable acts punished.

383
00:17:13,411 --> 00:17:16,449
Hey, Les, get us in
to see our man.

384
00:17:22,317 --> 00:17:23,180
Please.

385
00:17:23,214 --> 00:17:25,561
[goat bleating, men shouting]

386
00:17:36,124 --> 00:17:37,987
[typewriter keys clacking]

387
00:17:38,022 --> 00:17:40,611
LOUISA:
If it's any consolation,
this is no worse

388
00:17:40,645 --> 00:17:41,853
than Spiros' accommodation.

389
00:17:41,888 --> 00:17:42,992
LARRY:
How did you get in?

390
00:17:43,027 --> 00:17:44,718
We've been scrapping it out
for half an hour.

391
00:17:44,753 --> 00:17:47,273
Well, sometimes you get
better results

392
00:17:47,307 --> 00:17:49,137
by arriving politely
and, well, with a picnic.

393
00:17:49,171 --> 00:17:52,105
Hmm, did the suffragettes win
the vote by having a picnic?

394
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:55,419
Hello.

395
00:17:55,453 --> 00:17:57,006
Oh, sorry, Sven,
hello.

396
00:17:57,041 --> 00:17:59,181
Didn't they chain themselves
to things?

397
00:17:59,216 --> 00:18:00,424
Yes.

398
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:01,597
And threw themselves
in front of the king's horse,

399
00:18:01,632 --> 00:18:03,047
and went on hunger strike.

400
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,360
Oh, well, start tomorrow.

401
00:18:05,394 --> 00:18:06,430
This is serious.

402
00:18:06,464 --> 00:18:07,500
Yes, I know it is.

403
00:18:07,534 --> 00:18:10,503
Please, very grateful,
but no big fuss.

404
00:18:10,537 --> 00:18:12,401
I just want to keep
on living here

405
00:18:12,436 --> 00:18:14,162
as a goat farmer,

406
00:18:14,196 --> 00:18:15,887
not as a cause célèbre.

407
00:18:15,922 --> 00:18:17,648
I'm afraid this isn't
just about you.

408
00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:18,787
Oh.

409
00:18:18,821 --> 00:18:19,926
Who is it about?
You?

410
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,065
Proving what a zealot you are?

411
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,654
No it's about making a stand
against bigotry

412
00:18:23,688 --> 00:18:25,138
and prejudice
and...

413
00:18:25,173 --> 00:18:26,795
Hey, hey,
cool it bud.

414
00:18:26,829 --> 00:18:28,417
Let's, uh,
let's all have a scone.

415
00:18:28,452 --> 00:18:29,487
SVEN:
Uh,

416
00:18:29,522 --> 00:18:31,179
they're actually for me.

417
00:18:31,213 --> 00:18:32,490
[chicken clucking]

418
00:18:32,525 --> 00:18:35,700
As I'm in sort of
a prison cell.

419
00:18:35,735 --> 00:18:36,977
Oh, yeah.

420
00:18:37,012 --> 00:18:38,979
[goat bleating]

421
00:18:39,014 --> 00:18:41,016
[insects chirping]

422
00:18:46,435 --> 00:18:48,610
Poor Sven.

423
00:18:48,644 --> 00:18:52,338
Why do people get so het up
about homosexuality?

424
00:18:52,372 --> 00:18:54,271
We love to be offended.

425
00:18:54,305 --> 00:18:56,204
It's one
of the ignoble pleasures.

426
00:18:56,238 --> 00:18:58,930
If people knew
how common it is.

427
00:18:58,965 --> 00:19:00,829
At school we all did it.

428
00:19:00,863 --> 00:19:02,313
Did you?

429
00:19:02,348 --> 00:19:04,522
Well, it was that
or geography prep.

430
00:19:04,557 --> 00:19:05,868
[insects chirping]

431
00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:07,836
It's all in my novels.

432
00:19:07,870 --> 00:19:10,045
I thought you made that up.

433
00:19:11,426 --> 00:19:13,876
[knock on door,
teacup clatters on saucer]

434
00:19:18,295 --> 00:19:19,986
Good evening,
Louisa.

435
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:21,229
Basil.

436
00:19:21,263 --> 00:19:22,678
Well, what the hell
are you doing here?

437
00:19:22,713 --> 00:19:24,439
Ah, last minute whim.

438
00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:26,406
Just a hop and a skip
from Lytchett Minster.

439
00:19:26,441 --> 00:19:29,823
Well, cab, train,
ferry, train,

440
00:19:29,858 --> 00:19:33,275
train, train,
bus, ferry,

441
00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:34,863
cart.

442
00:19:34,897 --> 00:19:37,555
Well, I suppose
you better come in.

443
00:19:41,766 --> 00:19:44,286
[suitcase banging]

444
00:19:46,288 --> 00:19:49,671
You met Larry and Henry Miller
in London.

445
00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:51,362
Oh, yes indeed.

446
00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:52,605
I've looked you up
since.

447
00:19:52,639 --> 00:19:54,123
You write hugely
dirty books.

448
00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:57,437
Basil is
my second cousin.

449
00:19:57,472 --> 00:19:59,370
He's dealing
with Aunt Hermione's will.

450
00:19:59,405 --> 00:20:01,614
Where there's a will,
there's a wage.

451
00:20:02,477 --> 00:20:03,788
Did I do that one
last time?

452
00:20:03,823 --> 00:20:05,065
Yes, you did.

453
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:07,033
Oh, God, there's not a problem
with the estate, is there?

454
00:20:07,067 --> 00:20:10,381
No, just a few loose ends.

455
00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:13,177
Like a beginner's
cardigan.

456
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,421
Might I stay
for a few days?

457
00:20:15,455 --> 00:20:16,974
Yes, of course.

458
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,079
Please.Right.

459
00:20:22,497 --> 00:20:23,601
You'll forgive us

460
00:20:23,636 --> 00:20:25,638
if we're a bit glum.

461
00:20:25,672 --> 00:20:27,122
A friend of ours
been arrested.

462
00:20:27,156 --> 00:20:28,951
Oh dear.

463
00:20:28,986 --> 00:20:30,090
What for?

464
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:31,264
Scrumping?
Ate a swan?

465
00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:32,748
Smoked in church?

466
00:20:32,783 --> 00:20:34,474
He's queer.

467
00:20:34,509 --> 00:20:36,511
Right-e-oh.

468
00:20:36,545 --> 00:20:40,239
There's no legal basis
for jailing him.

469
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,275
It's all tilting
at windmills.

470
00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:45,899
We need to get hold of law books
from the countess's library.

471
00:20:45,934 --> 00:20:48,937
Well, don't do anything crazy.

472
00:20:50,628 --> 00:20:54,977
[opening window, thudding]

473
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:05,333
"No one may suffer
for his beliefs,

474
00:21:05,367 --> 00:21:07,956
"even religious ones,
provided their manifestation

475
00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:12,547
does not trouble
the public order."

476
00:21:12,581 --> 00:21:15,066
Bravo, you Frenchies.

477
00:21:15,101 --> 00:21:17,517
[door creaking]

478
00:21:38,883 --> 00:21:40,471
Stop!

479
00:21:48,065 --> 00:21:49,791
[rooster crowing]

480
00:21:49,825 --> 00:21:51,827
[sizzling]

481
00:21:51,862 --> 00:21:53,795
BASIL:
Had a tour of the garden.

482
00:21:53,829 --> 00:21:55,417
[goat bleating]

483
00:21:55,452 --> 00:21:58,731
Or should I say the zoo.

484
00:21:58,765 --> 00:22:00,733
They're not native
to Corfu, are they?

485
00:22:00,767 --> 00:22:01,941
GERRY:
No.

486
00:22:01,975 --> 00:22:04,253
He's from Central America.

487
00:22:04,288 --> 00:22:06,532
[accented]:
Hello.

488
00:22:06,566 --> 00:22:08,361
Pleased to meet you.

489
00:22:08,396 --> 00:22:10,259
Good.

490
00:22:10,294 --> 00:22:13,504
Rapport established.

491
00:22:13,539 --> 00:22:15,472
♪

492
00:22:15,506 --> 00:22:20,235
[indistinct talking]

493
00:22:20,269 --> 00:22:23,652
[chickens clucking]

494
00:22:47,814 --> 00:22:49,713
Uh, let me take care
of that, sir.

495
00:22:49,747 --> 00:22:51,266
To make up with you
having to deal

496
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:54,476
with my family yesterday.

497
00:22:58,998 --> 00:23:00,655
[knock on door]

498
00:23:00,689 --> 00:23:02,139
LOUISA:
Spiros...

499
00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:03,312
[knocking]

500
00:23:03,347 --> 00:23:06,626
Uncle Leonidas.

501
00:23:06,661 --> 00:23:09,249
Is everything all right?

502
00:23:09,284 --> 00:23:10,596
[Leonidas sighs]

503
00:23:10,630 --> 00:23:12,011
God in heaven.

504
00:23:12,045 --> 00:23:14,427
[speaking Greek]

505
00:23:14,462 --> 00:23:16,118
[laughing]

506
00:23:16,153 --> 00:23:17,292
Mrs. Durrells!

507
00:23:17,326 --> 00:23:20,364
[laughing]Hello.

508
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,435
We are taking it easy today.

509
00:23:22,470 --> 00:23:26,025
Well, I wouldn't say you've
brought order to the house.

510
00:23:26,059 --> 00:23:30,926
No, but I've remembered
how to have a good time.

511
00:23:30,961 --> 00:23:33,066
[laughing]

512
00:23:33,101 --> 00:23:34,999
Can we have...
just have...

513
00:23:41,143 --> 00:23:42,524
It's none of my business,

514
00:23:42,559 --> 00:23:46,079
but I really think you should
ask your uncle to leave.

515
00:23:46,114 --> 00:23:49,497
But I hear it was you
who asked him to come.

516
00:23:49,531 --> 00:23:50,601
Yes, all right.

517
00:23:50,636 --> 00:23:52,741
Because I care about you.

518
00:23:52,776 --> 00:23:54,398
[Leonidas grunts]

519
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:55,675
Have a beer!

520
00:23:55,710 --> 00:23:56,883
I don't want a beer.

521
00:23:56,918 --> 00:23:58,575
Get back
to the town hall!

522
00:23:58,609 --> 00:24:00,853
SPIROS:
My wife...

523
00:24:00,887 --> 00:24:02,613
she's right.

524
00:24:02,648 --> 00:24:03,683
I'm selfish.

525
00:24:03,718 --> 00:24:04,926
No!

526
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,824
No, without you, we wouldn't
have survived a week

527
00:24:06,859 --> 00:24:07,998
on this wonderful island.

528
00:24:08,032 --> 00:24:10,449
Why did I help you?

529
00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:14,660
Selfish, again.

530
00:24:14,694 --> 00:24:17,041
Because I love you.

531
00:24:20,148 --> 00:24:21,770
All of you.

532
00:24:21,805 --> 00:24:22,944
Oh.

533
00:24:22,978 --> 00:24:24,428
Well...

534
00:24:27,983 --> 00:24:34,300
Perhaps because your family
get things wrong too, like me.

535
00:24:34,334 --> 00:24:35,750
Well, my family and I

536
00:24:35,784 --> 00:24:38,131
are going to help you
become the old Spiros again,

537
00:24:38,166 --> 00:24:40,755
whether you like it
or not.

538
00:24:40,789 --> 00:24:44,103
In between sorting out
all our other problems.

539
00:24:46,554 --> 00:24:47,900
[birds chirping]

540
00:24:49,695 --> 00:24:52,594
LESLIE:
Did you see
the intruder's face?

541
00:24:52,629 --> 00:24:54,631
No, I did not.

542
00:24:54,665 --> 00:24:56,425
Oh, dear.

543
00:24:56,460 --> 00:24:58,497
Well, he's a silly boy,
that's who he is.

544
00:24:58,531 --> 00:25:01,465
With a slightly peculiar line
in swag.

545
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,743
Think nothing more
of it.

546
00:25:03,778 --> 00:25:05,227
You must be
very distressed.

547
00:25:05,262 --> 00:25:09,059
No,
it rather perked me up.

548
00:25:09,093 --> 00:25:11,164
Oh!

549
00:25:11,199 --> 00:25:14,305
Perked... me... up.

550
00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:17,032
[chuckles]:
Well, I'll be on my way.

551
00:25:17,067 --> 00:25:19,966
You might want to put sturdier
locks on those windows.

552
00:25:20,001 --> 00:25:22,624
Or, my advice,
get rid of the books

553
00:25:22,659 --> 00:25:24,730
and use the room for ping-pong.

554
00:25:24,764 --> 00:25:27,974
I know who did it,
of course.

555
00:25:31,426 --> 00:25:32,565
Oh?

556
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:33,739
Your brother, Lawrence.

557
00:25:33,773 --> 00:25:35,119
You may write that down.

558
00:25:41,850 --> 00:25:44,059
If you had been here,

559
00:25:44,094 --> 00:25:47,546
you may have had better luck
shooting him.

560
00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:50,514
[chuckles]:
Yes.

561
00:25:52,999 --> 00:25:54,622
Well, rest assured
your complaints

562
00:25:54,656 --> 00:25:56,762
will be taken very seriously.

563
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,664
[insects, birds chirping]

564
00:26:07,842 --> 00:26:09,464
[exhales]

565
00:26:10,879 --> 00:26:14,780
[insects chirping]

566
00:26:14,814 --> 00:26:17,472
[utensils scraping]

567
00:26:21,441 --> 00:26:23,443
MARGO:
Delicious cooking, Gerry.

568
00:26:23,478 --> 00:26:24,928
Could you cook for me
tomorrow?

569
00:26:24,962 --> 00:26:26,170
What?

570
00:26:26,205 --> 00:26:27,309
No!

571
00:26:27,344 --> 00:26:29,380
How do you get
that lovely crisping?

572
00:26:29,415 --> 00:26:30,658
Well,
interestingly, I...

573
00:26:30,692 --> 00:26:34,282
[insects chirping,
utensils scraping]

574
00:26:34,316 --> 00:26:36,387
Anyway, we need to talk about
how we can get Sven released.

575
00:26:36,422 --> 00:26:38,251
Yeah, and I don't want
any more criticism

576
00:26:38,286 --> 00:26:39,356
about arresting Sven.

577
00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:41,496
I helped an old woman today
find her cat.

578
00:26:41,530 --> 00:26:44,292
I don't hear any of you
congratulating me on that.

579
00:26:44,326 --> 00:26:45,258
Great workSuper.

580
00:26:45,293 --> 00:26:46,259
LESLIE:
Thank you.

581
00:26:46,294 --> 00:26:48,641
Basil, you're a lawyer,
surely you can help.

582
00:26:48,676 --> 00:26:53,612
You'd think, but my field is
wills and probate.

583
00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:55,648
For example,
I'd be hugely helpful

584
00:26:55,683 --> 00:26:59,756
if Sven dies in custody.

585
00:26:59,790 --> 00:27:01,654
[insects chirping,
utensils scraping]

586
00:27:01,689 --> 00:27:04,312
So Bas,
remind us why you're here.

587
00:27:04,346 --> 00:27:06,728
[chuckles]

588
00:27:06,763 --> 00:27:10,214
Yeah, well,
you know.

589
00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:12,665
No.

590
00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:16,531
Aunt Hermione spoke so glowingly
about Corfu.

591
00:27:16,565 --> 00:27:17,670
The, uh...

592
00:27:17,705 --> 00:27:20,949
fireflies, the...
the people, the...

593
00:27:20,984 --> 00:27:22,882
traditional head scarves.

594
00:27:22,917 --> 00:27:25,160
How could I not visit?

595
00:27:27,197 --> 00:27:28,923
♪

596
00:27:36,033 --> 00:27:38,070
[coughs]

597
00:27:38,104 --> 00:27:39,278
Louisa.

598
00:27:39,312 --> 00:27:41,625
You need to tell me
what's going on.

599
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:44,870
Gosh,
in a sense who knows...

600
00:27:44,904 --> 00:27:46,250
No, no, stop that.

601
00:27:49,219 --> 00:27:53,602
There may be a sliver
of a problem

602
00:27:53,637 --> 00:27:55,708
with your legacy.

603
00:27:55,743 --> 00:27:57,883
And what might
that problem be?

604
00:27:57,917 --> 00:28:02,611
The value may be less
than you hoped.

605
00:28:04,752 --> 00:28:08,341
I hate to sound greedy,
but why aren't you in England

606
00:28:08,376 --> 00:28:09,653
ensuring that
it isn't less?

607
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,448
And be eviscerated
by your cousin Prue

608
00:28:11,482 --> 00:28:12,829
if it's bad news?

609
00:28:12,863 --> 00:28:16,177
I'd rather be by a beach
a thousand miles away.

610
00:28:19,318 --> 00:28:21,803
It's out of my hands.

611
00:28:21,838 --> 00:28:24,081
I'm awaiting a telegram
from the banker boffins.

612
00:28:24,116 --> 00:28:30,398
Meanwhile, let's eat, drink,
and be merry-ish, shall we?

613
00:28:33,988 --> 00:28:36,680
♪

614
00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:39,959
[birds squawking]

615
00:28:43,514 --> 00:28:45,516
[chicken clucking]

616
00:28:45,551 --> 00:28:48,140
[goat bleating]

617
00:28:55,285 --> 00:28:57,666
Oh, the postman left you
a telegram.

618
00:28:57,701 --> 00:28:59,013
Ah.

619
00:29:01,084 --> 00:29:03,224
[envelope rustling]

620
00:29:03,258 --> 00:29:05,122
♪

621
00:29:05,157 --> 00:29:09,713
[birds squawking]

622
00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:11,957
I am here to join
the legal team.

623
00:29:11,991 --> 00:29:14,960
Whoa, I feel overdressed.

624
00:29:14,994 --> 00:29:17,203
[birds squawking]

625
00:29:26,247 --> 00:29:29,146
LUGARETZIA:
I cannot do a friendly face.

626
00:29:29,181 --> 00:29:30,320
GERRY:
Roger.

627
00:29:30,354 --> 00:29:31,873
[knocking on door]

628
00:29:33,288 --> 00:29:35,256
Gerry.

629
00:29:35,290 --> 00:29:36,636
Lugaretzia.

630
00:29:37,603 --> 00:29:38,707
Roger.

631
00:29:38,742 --> 00:29:40,261
[Roger murmurs]

632
00:29:40,295 --> 00:29:41,262
Hello, Spiros.

633
00:29:41,296 --> 00:29:43,505
[mutters in Greek]

634
00:29:43,540 --> 00:29:44,679
Whoa.

635
00:29:48,890 --> 00:29:50,789
[flies buzzing]

636
00:29:52,342 --> 00:29:54,240
He cook,
I clean.

637
00:29:57,899 --> 00:30:00,315
We were disorganized
last time.

638
00:30:00,350 --> 00:30:02,939
Now we know
what we're doing.

639
00:30:02,973 --> 00:30:04,492
Let's hope
Leslie doesn't arrest you

640
00:30:04,526 --> 00:30:06,080
for wearing
his funeral suit.

641
00:30:06,114 --> 00:30:07,633
I feel like a lawyer.

642
00:30:07,667 --> 00:30:09,255
Half shark,
half weasel.

643
00:30:09,290 --> 00:30:12,293
Don't tell Gerry,
or he'll want one.

644
00:30:12,327 --> 00:30:14,226
Before we rush
into the police station,

645
00:30:14,260 --> 00:30:16,745
I should talk you
through Greek psychology

646
00:30:16,780 --> 00:30:18,264
as regards
homosexuality.

647
00:30:18,299 --> 00:30:19,679
Do it on the way.

648
00:30:19,714 --> 00:30:21,440
Or we'll turn up and find
they've knocked off for a beer.

649
00:30:21,474 --> 00:30:24,098
♪

650
00:30:24,132 --> 00:30:25,582
MILLER:
Hey, shouldn't he come too?

651
00:30:25,616 --> 00:30:27,480
He's the only one of us
who is actually a lawyer.

652
00:30:27,515 --> 00:30:29,828
♪

653
00:30:33,659 --> 00:30:35,385
[footsteps echo]

654
00:30:46,603 --> 00:30:48,950
We are here to formally
challenge the detention

655
00:30:48,985 --> 00:30:50,193
of Sven Lundblad.

656
00:30:50,227 --> 00:30:52,022
THEO:
Who is held
on these premises

657
00:30:52,057 --> 00:30:53,679
without legally valid
charge.

658
00:30:53,713 --> 00:30:55,715
MILLER:
In contravention
of international law.

659
00:30:55,750 --> 00:30:57,062
We're smelling bullshit.

660
00:30:57,096 --> 00:30:58,408
BASIL:
Absolutely.

661
00:30:58,442 --> 00:31:00,824
And I speak as
a qualified solicitor.

662
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,861
I'm sorry,
I've left my business card

663
00:31:02,895 --> 00:31:04,517
in my long trousers.

664
00:31:04,552 --> 00:31:05,898
You are flouting

665
00:31:05,933 --> 00:31:08,590
the doctrine
of habeus corpus,

666
00:31:08,625 --> 00:31:10,420
as enshrined here!

667
00:31:10,454 --> 00:31:12,456
Let the alleged fruit go,
he's a great guy,

668
00:31:12,491 --> 00:31:13,906
and we'll say nothing more
about it.

669
00:31:13,941 --> 00:31:15,494
[chuckles]

670
00:31:15,528 --> 00:31:16,840
[grumbles]

671
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,049
♪

672
00:31:35,617 --> 00:31:37,067
I seem to have left my key
at home.

673
00:31:37,102 --> 00:31:39,345
[chains clanking]

674
00:31:46,525 --> 00:31:48,837
[goat bleating]

675
00:31:50,218 --> 00:31:52,669
One day, when the world
has grown up a little,

676
00:31:52,703 --> 00:31:54,705
you'll think of what you did
to people like Sven,

677
00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:57,156
and anyone
who's different,

678
00:31:57,191 --> 00:31:59,469
and it'll be you
who's embarrassed.

679
00:32:05,026 --> 00:32:09,065
♪

680
00:32:09,099 --> 00:32:10,652
LOUISA:
Well, you tried.

681
00:32:10,687 --> 00:32:11,964
The chains were
a nice idea.

682
00:32:11,999 --> 00:32:14,104
GERRY:
Wouldn't they
have just left you there

683
00:32:14,139 --> 00:32:15,554
for the night?

684
00:32:15,588 --> 00:32:17,694
I've never been
more embarrassed in my life.

685
00:32:17,728 --> 00:32:19,661
[insects chirping]

686
00:32:19,696 --> 00:32:21,353
BASIL:
I'm, uh,

687
00:32:21,387 --> 00:32:24,218
I'm sorry to add more drama

688
00:32:24,252 --> 00:32:25,771
to a busy day

689
00:32:25,805 --> 00:32:30,189
but I've had word
from the relevant, um,

690
00:32:30,224 --> 00:32:35,332
money-bags about Aunt Hermione's
financial affairs.

691
00:32:35,367 --> 00:32:37,679
Oh, God,
it's like Agatha Christie.

692
00:32:37,714 --> 00:32:41,235
When she died,
her wealth was considerable.

693
00:32:41,269 --> 00:32:42,995
[exhales]

694
00:32:43,030 --> 00:32:47,758
Were it not for my investment
on her behalf

695
00:32:47,793 --> 00:32:51,038
in a syndicate
of Lloyd's of London

696
00:32:51,072 --> 00:32:54,317
who insured
the Crystal Palace,

697
00:32:54,351 --> 00:32:58,045
which burned down
last December.

698
00:32:58,079 --> 00:33:02,152
Who'd've thought metal and glass
could burn that fiercely?

699
00:33:02,187 --> 00:33:03,843
And expensively.

700
00:33:03,878 --> 00:33:09,297
So I'm afraid Auntie's money
is all lost.

701
00:33:09,332 --> 00:33:12,783
I do apologize.

702
00:33:12,818 --> 00:33:15,786
[exhales]

703
00:33:15,821 --> 00:33:17,271
How will we pay our debts?

704
00:33:17,305 --> 00:33:19,618
That's capitalism for you.

705
00:33:19,652 --> 00:33:23,035
Oh, shut up.

706
00:33:23,070 --> 00:33:26,038
[Louisa washing dishes]

707
00:33:26,073 --> 00:33:27,833
[animal noises]

708
00:33:27,867 --> 00:33:31,216
LOUISA:
The blissful ignorance
of youth.

709
00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:34,046
He doesn't know
he's born.

710
00:33:34,081 --> 00:33:35,461
What is wrong?

711
00:33:35,496 --> 00:33:38,533
Money, Lugaretzia,
as ever.

712
00:33:38,568 --> 00:33:42,123
And Sven moldering away
in prison.

713
00:33:42,158 --> 00:33:44,125
Oh, God,
I must feed his goats.

714
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,885
Heh.

715
00:33:47,922 --> 00:33:49,372
BASIL:
Well, it's a new day.

716
00:33:49,406 --> 00:33:52,306
One of us
is looking lovely.

717
00:33:52,340 --> 00:33:55,240
[sighing nervously]

718
00:33:55,274 --> 00:33:57,966
[bleating]

719
00:33:58,001 --> 00:34:01,970
[insects chirping]

720
00:34:02,005 --> 00:34:05,353
♪

721
00:34:18,608 --> 00:34:20,541
[people talking indistinctly]

722
00:34:24,786 --> 00:34:26,547
[clears throat]

723
00:34:28,756 --> 00:34:31,103
After your son's lunatic
behavior yesterday,

724
00:34:31,138 --> 00:34:33,312
you cannot see
Sven Lundblad.

725
00:34:33,347 --> 00:34:37,351
I don't want to see him,
I want to see you.

726
00:34:37,385 --> 00:34:39,801
[quietly]:
To tell you the truth
about Sven.

727
00:34:40,940 --> 00:34:42,770
I'm not sure if you're aware,

728
00:34:42,804 --> 00:34:45,980
but Sven and I
were very nearly married.

729
00:34:46,014 --> 00:34:47,257
And you did not married

730
00:34:47,292 --> 00:34:49,052
because you find
he is a homosexual?

731
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,743
No.

732
00:34:50,778 --> 00:34:52,607
No, I did not find that.

733
00:34:52,642 --> 00:34:53,677
[chicken squawks]

734
00:34:53,712 --> 00:34:57,647
LOUISA:
Throughout our relationship,
Sven was...

735
00:34:57,681 --> 00:35:02,134
hmm, how can I put this?

736
00:35:02,169 --> 00:35:03,618
Very physical.

737
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,105
In bed.

738
00:35:07,139 --> 00:35:09,141
Yes, I understand.

739
00:35:09,176 --> 00:35:11,626
Hands all over me,

740
00:35:11,661 --> 00:35:14,940
like a swash-buckling octopus.

741
00:35:14,974 --> 00:35:18,668
So why did you not married him?

742
00:35:21,912 --> 00:35:23,500
LOUISA:
Because he's a goatherd.

743
00:35:23,535 --> 00:35:28,056
I'm not proud to say that
when the moment came,

744
00:35:28,091 --> 00:35:30,438
the English snob in me
couldn't go through with it.

745
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,304
And he's Swedish, of course.

746
00:35:34,339 --> 00:35:37,825
I'd always prefer a Greek man.

747
00:35:37,859 --> 00:35:40,172
That's understandable.

748
00:35:40,207 --> 00:35:42,381
Well, yes, it is, isn't it?

749
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,387
I don't like that we have
to arrest people for this.

750
00:35:48,422 --> 00:35:50,838
But I'm obeying orders.

751
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:55,670
Although,
you do seem to me

752
00:35:55,705 --> 00:35:57,914
like a man who makes
his own decisions.

753
00:36:00,848 --> 00:36:02,919
Perhaps we could test it

754
00:36:02,953 --> 00:36:05,680
over a drink?

755
00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:07,924
Very well.

756
00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:10,651
I can report that allegations
of homosexuality

757
00:36:10,685 --> 00:36:11,824
are unfounded.

758
00:36:11,859 --> 00:36:14,551
And I will release Sven.

759
00:36:14,586 --> 00:36:16,553
[relieved exhalation]

760
00:36:16,588 --> 00:36:18,383
[chuckles]

761
00:36:18,417 --> 00:36:22,559
[men talking indistinctly,
bell tolling]

762
00:36:25,355 --> 00:36:28,531
Hello,
there you are.

763
00:36:33,674 --> 00:36:35,952
MAN:
Yassas. Hello.

764
00:36:35,986 --> 00:36:38,299
Yassou.MAN:
Yassou.

765
00:36:40,474 --> 00:36:46,825
♪

766
00:36:46,859 --> 00:36:49,068
What's the news
of Countess Mavrodaki

767
00:36:49,103 --> 00:36:50,587
and the stolen books?

768
00:36:50,622 --> 00:36:52,382
[horse whinnying]

769
00:36:52,417 --> 00:36:53,590
Oh, oh, yes.

770
00:36:53,625 --> 00:36:56,904
She didn't see the thief.

771
00:36:56,938 --> 00:36:58,871
She said she did.

772
00:37:00,942 --> 00:37:03,151
Yeah, but not his face.

773
00:37:03,186 --> 00:37:05,499
She may have made
the whole thing up.

774
00:37:06,396 --> 00:37:08,502
Lonely old woman,

775
00:37:08,536 --> 00:37:11,056
fancies a visit
from a handsome policeman.

776
00:37:11,090 --> 00:37:12,747
Hmm?

777
00:37:12,782 --> 00:37:18,477
I mean, who'd want
to steal old law books?

778
00:37:18,512 --> 00:37:20,272
Wait.

779
00:37:22,792 --> 00:37:24,449
Are you sure about that?

780
00:37:24,483 --> 00:37:25,864
Yes.

781
00:37:30,765 --> 00:37:34,010
♪

782
00:37:36,771 --> 00:37:42,605
[people talking indistinctly,
cart squeaking]

783
00:37:42,639 --> 00:37:45,193
[goat bleating]

784
00:37:49,991 --> 00:37:51,061
Right.

785
00:37:56,998 --> 00:37:59,656
[chains clanking]

786
00:38:02,556 --> 00:38:04,282
I'll have the key brought
from my house

787
00:38:04,316 --> 00:38:07,112
when you let Sven go.

788
00:38:12,186 --> 00:38:14,671
Can I help my friend?

789
00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:19,918
Well, that's not obviously
quite how I planned this.

790
00:38:19,952 --> 00:38:22,058
♪

791
00:38:22,092 --> 00:38:25,993
[struggling]

792
00:38:26,027 --> 00:38:28,306
Yeah, well,
I think I've made my point!

793
00:38:32,379 --> 00:38:34,588
[gunshot, Larry shouts,
chains clanking]

794
00:38:34,622 --> 00:38:36,314
[knocking]

795
00:38:36,348 --> 00:38:38,868
[footsteps approaching]

796
00:38:41,974 --> 00:38:44,494
Morning, Spiros--
it's my shift.

797
00:38:44,529 --> 00:38:47,739
I've come because Mother said
you need cheering up.

798
00:38:47,773 --> 00:38:51,605
So all the more reason to share
my philosophy of life with you.

799
00:38:54,711 --> 00:38:57,404
♪

800
00:39:05,791 --> 00:39:07,862
It means a lot to me
that you did that.

801
00:39:15,111 --> 00:39:17,493
Thank you.

802
00:39:17,527 --> 00:39:22,221
Well, clearly I need to work
on my grand gestures.

803
00:39:22,256 --> 00:39:23,671
How come you're out?

804
00:39:23,706 --> 00:39:25,086
Apparently I'm cured.

805
00:39:25,121 --> 00:39:27,641
[knocking]

806
00:39:29,815 --> 00:39:30,782
BASIL:
Spiros.

807
00:39:32,922 --> 00:39:34,889
Happen to be passing by.

808
00:39:36,546 --> 00:39:39,100
MARGO:
Where are you going,
Spiros?

809
00:39:41,517 --> 00:39:43,242
SPIROS:
For a drive.

810
00:39:44,278 --> 00:39:46,142
[goat bleating]

811
00:39:50,249 --> 00:39:51,699
I hear
you've released Sven.

812
00:39:55,807 --> 00:39:56,911
Thank you.

813
00:39:56,946 --> 00:39:59,051
[papers rustling]

814
00:39:59,086 --> 00:40:00,225
And your brother Larry

815
00:40:00,259 --> 00:40:02,192
was here again.Oh, why?

816
00:40:02,227 --> 00:40:03,573
STAVRO:
Guilty conscience

817
00:40:03,608 --> 00:40:06,162
about stealing the books
from the Villa Mavrodaki.

818
00:40:06,196 --> 00:40:07,163
Hah! Family!

819
00:40:11,098 --> 00:40:12,375
Your brother stole
the books?

820
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,825
No.

821
00:40:13,859 --> 00:40:14,998
No?

822
00:40:16,759 --> 00:40:18,450
You know how serious it is

823
00:40:18,485 --> 00:40:20,625
if a policeman tries
to bury a crime?

824
00:40:20,659 --> 00:40:23,317
Yes.So let me give you

825
00:40:23,351 --> 00:40:25,112
another chance.

826
00:40:25,146 --> 00:40:26,734
Did your brother commit
a theft?

827
00:40:35,122 --> 00:40:36,054
No, he didn't.

828
00:40:36,088 --> 00:40:39,989
Then you know
what will happen.

829
00:40:41,646 --> 00:40:42,819
Yes.

830
00:40:42,854 --> 00:40:45,546
And I'm resigning.

831
00:40:49,516 --> 00:40:53,589
♪

832
00:40:53,623 --> 00:40:54,728
[insects clicking]

833
00:40:54,762 --> 00:40:57,040
[goat bleating]

834
00:41:00,906 --> 00:41:02,839
MARGO:
Do you want to hold Frank?

835
00:41:02,874 --> 00:41:05,704
No, thank you.[footsteps approaching]

836
00:41:09,259 --> 00:41:10,537
Oh, Leslie.

837
00:41:13,505 --> 00:41:15,162
I'm so sorry.

838
00:41:15,196 --> 00:41:17,026
I know you loved that job.

839
00:41:17,060 --> 00:41:19,994
I'm very proud
of you.

840
00:41:20,029 --> 00:41:23,411
And really glad I won't have
to visit Larry in a cell.

841
00:41:23,446 --> 00:41:24,999
Oh, and by the way,

842
00:41:25,034 --> 00:41:27,519
if the superintendent calls
to ask me for a drink,

843
00:41:27,554 --> 00:41:29,970
I've moved to Albania.

844
00:41:30,004 --> 00:41:31,868
I've made
a terrible mistake.

845
00:41:31,903 --> 00:41:33,905
No, you haven't.I have.

846
00:41:33,939 --> 00:41:35,389
And I keep making them.

847
00:41:35,423 --> 00:41:36,528
No.

848
00:41:36,563 --> 00:41:38,875
Well, yes,
but not this time.

849
00:41:38,910 --> 00:41:40,256
[sighs]

850
00:41:43,259 --> 00:41:44,536
Thanks, Leslie.

851
00:41:44,571 --> 00:41:46,952
It's fine.

852
00:41:54,546 --> 00:41:56,514
I'm very grateful.

853
00:41:57,894 --> 00:42:01,415
This whole thing has all been
about men loving men.

854
00:42:01,449 --> 00:42:02,347
And...

855
00:42:02,381 --> 00:42:06,593
I'm trying to say
that...

856
00:42:06,627 --> 00:42:08,560
you're wrong
about most things,

857
00:42:08,595 --> 00:42:13,323
but I love you too.

858
00:42:13,358 --> 00:42:14,635
Though not in that way.

859
00:42:14,670 --> 00:42:16,257
And not all the time.

860
00:42:16,292 --> 00:42:17,673
[chuckles softly]

861
00:42:25,232 --> 00:42:26,820
BASIL:
Ah, some good news.

862
00:42:26,854 --> 00:42:28,718
It has been
pointed out to me

863
00:42:28,753 --> 00:42:31,514
by your Cousin Prue,
who has a...

864
00:42:33,654 --> 00:42:35,069
I've interrupted something,
haven't I?

865
00:42:36,692 --> 00:42:38,383
Anyway, blunder on.

866
00:42:38,417 --> 00:42:40,385
She points out that
a specific...

867
00:42:40,419 --> 00:42:45,252
specific bequests made
by your aunt

868
00:42:45,286 --> 00:42:49,463
are not subject to reclaim
by indebted parties,

869
00:42:49,497 --> 00:42:53,605
so these items left
to you are yours.

870
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:57,713
"One shed
with lawn-mower,

871
00:42:57,747 --> 00:42:59,577
a beach hut in Lyme Regis,

872
00:42:59,611 --> 00:43:03,270
two boxes
of coronation mugs."

873
00:43:03,304 --> 00:43:07,136
I won't go on,
but you could sell all this

874
00:43:07,170 --> 00:43:09,621
and pay off your debts.

875
00:43:09,656 --> 00:43:10,622
So you're

876
00:43:10,657 --> 00:43:13,556
back to square one.

877
00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:14,971
Um...

878
00:43:16,628 --> 00:43:17,940
[sighs]

879
00:43:21,357 --> 00:43:25,637
Well, maybe it's not so bad.

880
00:43:25,672 --> 00:43:27,743
Sven can live his life
with Viggo.

881
00:43:27,777 --> 00:43:29,365
If they don't mind
skulking around.

882
00:43:29,399 --> 00:43:30,918
Well, yes.

883
00:43:30,953 --> 00:43:34,094
Gerry's lost his battle
with meatballs.

884
00:43:34,128 --> 00:43:36,924
You and Leslie
are talking again.

885
00:43:36,959 --> 00:43:38,581
And do you know what?

886
00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:40,514
I'm pleased you're not
a policeman any more.

887
00:43:40,548 --> 00:43:41,653
Me too.

888
00:43:41,688 --> 00:43:43,034
[mouth full]:
Horrible job.

889
00:43:43,068 --> 00:43:45,588
Well, you won't be saying that
if we're ever burgled.

890
00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:48,349
So there's just
the five of us,

891
00:43:48,384 --> 00:43:50,144
unburdened by money...

892
00:43:50,179 --> 00:43:51,870
What's Henry's phrase?

893
00:43:51,905 --> 00:43:58,808
"I have no money,
no resources, no hopes.

894
00:43:58,843 --> 00:44:00,948
I am the happiest man alive."

895
00:44:00,983 --> 00:44:03,399
Mmm.

896
00:44:05,228 --> 00:44:10,371
♪

897
00:44:10,406 --> 00:44:11,856
[seagulls squawking]

898
00:44:21,969 --> 00:44:23,281
Hello.

899
00:44:23,315 --> 00:44:26,698
Hello.

900
00:44:26,733 --> 00:44:30,771
[bird squawking]

901
00:44:30,806 --> 00:44:32,290
Please.

902
00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:36,604
I thought you might be
here,

903
00:44:36,639 --> 00:44:38,848
because Athens
is over there.

904
00:44:38,883 --> 00:44:41,817
No, it's over there.

905
00:44:41,851 --> 00:44:43,232
Can you see it?

906
00:44:44,923 --> 00:44:47,029
No.

907
00:44:47,063 --> 00:44:49,341
It's 300 miles away.

908
00:44:51,412 --> 00:44:54,726
You have to use
your imagination.

909
00:44:54,761 --> 00:44:57,867
I hope you fixed
your brakes.

910
00:45:00,145 --> 00:45:02,009
Not yet.

911
00:45:02,044 --> 00:45:03,631
Let's live dangerously.

912
00:45:03,666 --> 00:45:05,875
[chuckles]

913
00:45:07,463 --> 00:45:09,948
Thank you for sending me
your team of helpers.

914
00:45:09,983 --> 00:45:11,743
Did it help?

915
00:45:11,778 --> 00:45:13,745
Yes.

916
00:45:13,780 --> 00:45:16,403
It drove me
out of the house.

917
00:45:16,437 --> 00:45:17,749
[chuckles]

918
00:45:20,372 --> 00:45:22,616
Is it time
I stop moping?

919
00:45:23,617 --> 00:45:25,239
[quietly]:
Yes.

920
00:45:25,274 --> 00:45:28,553
It's my turn
to be selfish.

921
00:45:28,587 --> 00:45:31,763
I feel lost without you.

922
00:45:31,798 --> 00:45:35,663
Well.

923
00:45:35,698 --> 00:45:37,251
I'm back.