1 00:00:34,116 --> 00:00:39,116 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:21,123 How often do you do this? 3 00:01:21,207 --> 00:01:23,000 It's a little weird. 4 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,378 You're... You're pregnant? 5 00:01:25,461 --> 00:01:27,171 We're pregnant? 6 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:29,257 We are! We're pregnant. 7 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:30,591 Mostly you, but I helped. 8 00:01:46,357 --> 00:01:47,233 Okay, okay. 9 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:48,818 The preschools are better here, 10 00:01:48,901 --> 00:01:52,697 but I really want him or her to go to high school in Smallville. 11 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,198 And what about college? 12 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:55,866 Do we want our child to study abroad? 13 00:01:56,534 --> 00:01:58,244 A broadened worldview is important, 14 00:01:58,327 --> 00:02:01,289 but people will notice if I'm constantly patrolling Oxford. 15 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:03,874 We have our entire lives 16 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:06,335 to make all of those wonderful decisions. 17 00:02:06,419 --> 00:02:09,630 But today we work, like always. 18 00:02:09,714 --> 00:02:10,881 I have to go get ready. 19 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:13,426 It's Batman! 20 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:14,510 Shoot him! 21 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:47,001 Uh! 22 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:50,921 Huh? 23 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:55,134 Ahh! 24 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:57,011 I had him. 25 00:02:57,553 --> 00:02:58,804 Nice to see you, too. 26 00:02:58,888 --> 00:03:00,514 And to what do I owe the pleasure? 27 00:03:00,598 --> 00:03:02,141 The Joker is in Metropolis. 28 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:03,434 I'm here to find out why. 29 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:06,729 Joker. Right. 30 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:07,980 I have news, Bruce. 31 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:13,152 - Lois is pregnant. - How... 32 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:15,696 Your hands didn't tremble when you faced Doomsday. 33 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:16,655 They are now. 34 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:20,910 And you're grinning like an idiot. 35 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:24,955 Well, I'll be. I'm terrified. 36 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:26,832 Congratulations, Clark. 37 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:29,293 I'll be out of your city as soon as I find the Joker. 38 00:03:29,752 --> 00:03:31,295 You mind cleaning this up? 39 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,677 Every single time. 40 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,142 Say "cheese." 41 00:03:54,944 --> 00:03:56,946 Something's wrong. Let's go. 42 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,990 Just one more... 43 00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:03,452 Jimmy! 44 00:04:03,536 --> 00:04:07,331 Well, well, well. 45 00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:12,420 Imagine meeting you here, Lois. 46 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,217 Vacation is so fun, puddin'. 47 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:21,303 Only the very best for you, Harley. 48 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:27,059 Ew... I got some Jimmy on my shoe. 49 00:04:56,589 --> 00:04:57,590 Lois. 50 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:05,097 You were experimenting with Kryptonite. 51 00:05:05,598 --> 00:05:06,599 Why? 52 00:05:06,682 --> 00:05:08,726 Well, no... not to hurt Superman. 53 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,645 We wanted to know if it could be used to cure disease 54 00:05:11,729 --> 00:05:13,272 or as a power source. 55 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:15,191 We're scientists, not monsters. 56 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:17,401 It's in the hands of monsters now. 57 00:05:19,278 --> 00:05:20,821 I want a list of every... 58 00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:25,117 I can't find Lois. 59 00:05:25,201 --> 00:05:26,911 I can't see her, I can't hear her. 60 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,455 Superman, we're not alone. 61 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:32,958 He has her? 62 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:35,211 Help me. Please! 63 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:42,468 This is a priority call to all Justice League members. 64 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:45,095 I need as many of you as we can spare in Metropolis. 65 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:46,472 A woman is missing. 66 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:49,308 You want the whole Justice League on a missing person case? 67 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:52,728 Yes. We believe she was taken by the Joker. 68 00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:55,147 I'll be there as soon as I can. 69 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:01,237 Who is this woman, Batman? 70 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,530 She's one of ours. 71 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:04,490 Her name is Lois Lane. 72 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:05,491 Lois. 73 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:08,911 Diana, Miss Lane was last seen at the Metropolis docks. 74 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:11,664 Find out if anyone saw her or the Joker. 75 00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:12,998 I'll meet you there. 76 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:15,000 I'm on my way. 77 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,881 Flash, we're searching for Lois Lane in Metropolis. 78 00:06:21,507 --> 00:06:22,716 Superman is in the air. 79 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,844 I need you to search everything underground. 80 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:27,012 On it. 81 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,740 Batman, I found Scarecrow. 82 00:06:46,824 --> 00:06:48,993 He's dead. Joker toxin. 83 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,536 His lab has been ransacked. 84 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,539 Something's wrong. 85 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,128 Ugh. Can't move... 86 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:04,466 Rest in pieces. 87 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:06,468 Argh! 88 00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:12,474 Huh! 89 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:14,310 Flash, come in. 90 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:15,394 Flash! 91 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:18,105 The Joker is no longer in Metropolis. 92 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:20,316 He's stolen a submarine with Harley Quinn. 93 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:21,900 They took Lois with them. 94 00:07:29,825 --> 00:07:30,701 I see it. 95 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,453 Batman, one of the warheads is missing. 96 00:08:06,612 --> 00:08:07,613 Where is she? 97 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,038 Doomsday. 98 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:19,958 No! 99 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:22,878 I will not let you hurt anyone! 100 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:33,013 Time to go, honey. 101 00:08:33,097 --> 00:08:36,183 Good guys are coming and they tend to get punchy. 102 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:39,853 Huh? 103 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:41,438 You're not going anywhere. 104 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:50,948 Scarecrow's fear toxin, mixed with Kryptonite particles. 105 00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:53,575 What did you do? 106 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:56,704 I'm pulling the best joke ever. 107 00:08:57,538 --> 00:09:00,916 It'll be my masterpiece! 108 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:09,091 Superman, stop. Whatever you're seeing, 109 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,592 it's not real. 110 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:54,595 Ta-da! 111 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,096 Brace yourselves! 112 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,616 You took his wife. 113 00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:20,829 You took his unborn child and his city. 114 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:22,915 Why? 115 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:28,670 After all these years, Batsy, you really need reasons from me? 116 00:10:28,754 --> 00:10:30,923 This has always been about us. 117 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:33,258 Why do this to him? 118 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:37,888 Because every time you and I play, I lose. 119 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:42,267 So I thought I'd try our game on easy mode for once. 120 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:48,607 And it was as easy as beating a puppy to death 121 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,776 with a kitten! 122 00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:02,496 Kal-El... Clark. 123 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,541 Diana. I killed them. 124 00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:09,044 No! That madman orchestrated this. 125 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,797 He's responsible. Only him., 126 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,718 - Will you keep her safe? - Of course. 127 00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:26,562 Superman, are you okay? 128 00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:27,688 Where is he? 129 00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:28,856 Where is the Joker? 130 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:30,816 Batman took him to Arkham Asylum. 131 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,901 But I don't think you should be anywhere near him. 132 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,657 You've had an unfathomable loss. 133 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,659 You need time to process it. 134 00:11:44,288 --> 00:11:45,122 Huh? 135 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:58,176 Please don't do something you'll regret for the rest of your life. 136 00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,845 I already have. 137 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:06,351 Someone took everything from you, didn't they? 138 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:08,270 And look at what you became. 139 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:12,024 The punching, kicking embodiment of wrath. 140 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:15,360 What do you think he'll become, hmm? 141 00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:20,449 A god who deluded himself into believing he was just a man? 142 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:23,285 What will Superman turn into? 143 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:27,080 There are some things even you can't corrupt, Joker. 144 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:29,499 Oh, Batsy. 145 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:34,463 You honestly think he'll still be fun to play with? 146 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,673 He'll grieve, 147 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:39,301 but he will continue to be the best man I know. 148 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:40,761 Oh, no. 149 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:44,139 This time, the joke's on you. 150 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:48,894 And the world will burn. 151 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:23,345 Now that's a punchline. 152 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,947 And we're getting reports 153 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,908 that Superman has broken into Arkham Asylum 154 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,410 and killed the Joker. 155 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:49,037 Finally, some good news. 156 00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:52,124 Screw you! 157 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:53,250 Hey! 158 00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:11,226 My puddin' can light up a room 159 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:15,397 With a happy giggle and grin 160 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:19,401 My puddin' can light up a room 161 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,779 Burnin' the people within 162 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,072 Harley Quinn! 163 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,827 What? How'd you find me? 164 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,996 You're not exactly keeping a low profile. 165 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,748 Oh! Think so? 166 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:40,756 Get ready for a permanent low profile. 167 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,343 Aww! 168 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,137 I wanted the smashy mallet, 169 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,930 not the squeaky one. 170 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,516 Luckily, these ain't squeaky bullets. 171 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:58,148 No freaking way! 172 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,691 Do it again. 173 00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:06,907 Oh. Are you taking me to get pulverized by Superman? 174 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:07,949 No. 175 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:09,951 So where are we goin'? 176 00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:11,203 To a secret location. 177 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:13,330 Oh, won't be secret for long. 178 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,791 Hey, how come your little beard looks both ridiculous 179 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:18,168 and cute, huh? Huh? Huh? 180 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,465 Oh! What's this one do? 181 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,886 You suck... 182 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:36,561 ...a criminally insane clown in Gotham City 183 00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:38,605 had some connection to the disaster. 184 00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,483 How all of these so-called heroes... 185 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,151 How can we feel protected 186 00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:45,153 with the threat of instant nuclear death 187 00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:47,155 hanging over every single one of us? 188 00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:48,907 Clark, how are you? 189 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,158 Angry. 190 00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:51,409 That is your right. 191 00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:53,995 No. You're better than that. 192 00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:57,290 You have to be, or the consequences could be fatal. 193 00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:59,292 Those are the consequences. 194 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:01,253 Eleven million dead. 195 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,505 Lois, my child. 196 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,590 We're not executioners. 197 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:08,176 How dare you moralize to this man? 198 00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:10,512 How many times did you catch this Joker? 199 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,014 How many times did he escape to kill again? 200 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,559 - Do you even care? - I care. 201 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,853 But the law must be followed. 202 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:20,564 Your laws are weak and ineffective, 203 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:23,775 twisted by evil people to escape just punishment. 204 00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:25,402 Or they simply don't apply at all. 205 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,779 ...that cost thousands of lives continued last night, 206 00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:29,865 despite a strongly-worded UN resolution. 207 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,286 Diana's right. 208 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,787 This can't go on. 209 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:38,498 Don't. 210 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:41,918 You'll throw away everything the Justice League stands for. 211 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,379 Everything you stand for. 212 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,047 I won't be held back by ideals 213 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,299 that don't protect the innocent. 214 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:48,508 You're grieving. 215 00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:50,135 No more, Bruce. 216 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,219 No more. 217 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,138 We were wrong. 218 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,497 Mr. President, I'd like a word. 219 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,750 You! You can't do this! 220 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,418 Yes, I can. 221 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:24,753 I've realized that now. 222 00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,922 You have no right. I'm their leader! 223 00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,256 Not anymore. 224 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:30,592 ...and after destroying Biyala's military forces, 225 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:33,261 Superman and Wonder Woman deposited President Hussein 226 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:34,930 at The Hague for trial. 227 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,848 Well, that happened. 228 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:40,268 Hey, where am I? 229 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:41,728 You're in the Arrowcave. 230 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,647 It's underground and lead-lined. 231 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:44,689 You should be safe for now. 232 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,900 Ah! It's nice to be drugged 233 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,194 and wake up handcuffed in a lair. 234 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,696 Puddin' and I used to do this every Thursday. 235 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,658 Ugh! File that under "things I didn't wanna know." 236 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,202 Arrowcave is a stupid name, though. 237 00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,620 How about we play the quiet game? 238 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:01,331 Batman has the Batcave, that makes sense. 239 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,707 Bats live in caves. 240 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:03,833 Arrows don't. 241 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,294 They're, whatchamacallit, inanimate. 242 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:08,380 Okay. Quiet game. Lightning round. 243 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:12,259 Oh! Why not call it the Quiver? 244 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,719 That's... That... 245 00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,263 That's actually much better. 246 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:17,264 How did I not... 247 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,266 Argh! This is so annoying. 248 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,685 Eh, I've always been good at naming things. 249 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,645 Joker Fish was all me. 250 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:24,980 Stay put, Harley. 251 00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:27,232 Superman will turn you into paste if he finds you. 252 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:30,527 Got nowhere to go now that Mr. J is gone. 253 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,153 What will I do? 254 00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:34,447 Could you maybe chain me by the computer 255 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,366 so I can update my resume? 256 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:43,331 Ugh. Asshole... 257 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:49,379 You all know me as Superman or Kal-El. 258 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,716 But my Earth name is Clark Kent. 259 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:55,677 I am... was... 260 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,554 a reporter for the Daily Planet. 261 00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:00,932 I spent my time there writing about the evils of this world. 262 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:02,851 I spent my time as a hero, 263 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,853 reacting to many of those same evils. 264 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,147 I failed you on both counts. 265 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,441 What happened to Metropolis 266 00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:11,443 can never be allowed to occur again. 267 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:12,736 He wouldn't. 268 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,029 He is. 269 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,780 I don't care about your lands, 270 00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:18,575 beliefs or petty squabbles. 271 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,118 I don't care if you're a freedom fighter 272 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:23,079 or a terrorist, dictator or president. 273 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,999 Monsters will not be allowed to roam free. 274 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,584 - Finally. - Quiet! 275 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:32,505 Sorry. 276 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:36,426 I am calling an immediate worldwide ceasefire. 277 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,470 All hostilities will stop... 278 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:40,722 or I will stop them. 279 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:44,142 No one has the right to take innocent lives. 280 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,310 No one. 281 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:46,686 It's over. 282 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,488 Superman stopped a genocidal war 283 00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:59,407 the government of M'Gota have been waging against its people. 284 00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,494 In disputed Kashmir, 285 00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:06,373 Superman and Wonder Woman destroyed every piece of military equipment, 286 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,333 declaring it an arms-free zone. 287 00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:14,672 You will agree to these terms 288 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,716 or they will be agreed to for you. 289 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,972 - Can everyone just sit down? - It's a bad precedent. 290 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:23,890 What about the law? 291 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,643 Have you even considered this? 292 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:27,644 Diana. 293 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:31,022 The Justice League cannot be the world's police force. 294 00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:34,150 The week's events have proven otherwise, Batman. 295 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:37,237 Even now, Superman is saving lives 296 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,696 while we talk. 297 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,074 If we continue on this path, 298 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:44,786 we go from policing to occupying to jailing, 299 00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,704 then becoming tyrants. 300 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:49,666 Or justice is finally done. 301 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,126 Some won't like it, 302 00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:53,211 especially those that oppress the weak. 303 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,463 But isn't that why we formed the Justice League? 304 00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:56,923 To stop those people? 305 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,800 And you and Superman will decide 306 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,385 which laws to enforce? 307 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:03,888 One law... To do what's right. 308 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,598 This is a time for action. 309 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:10,061 With our help, Superman can make a perfect world. 310 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:11,438 So now he's God? 311 00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:14,441 The laws of Superman will not be the laws of Atlantis. 312 00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:16,067 And certainly the Pentagon 313 00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:17,944 won't approve of a rogue Superman. 314 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,654 Um... Question. 315 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:21,573 How will you punish people 316 00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:24,325 when they break whatever rules Superman comes up with? 317 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:25,660 I mean, I was a criminal. 318 00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:27,620 I needed second, third and fourth chances 319 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:29,122 before turning my life around. 320 00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:31,249 So, what's the deal there? 321 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:33,668 Obviously, the punishment would fit the crime. 322 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:36,254 And you and Superman decide these punishments? 323 00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:39,132 I believe my time with the Justice League is over. 324 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:41,926 You can't be serious. 325 00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:43,344 I also have to step back. 326 00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:44,596 From what I've heard, 327 00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:47,474 most of the magical heroes feel the same way. 328 00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:49,434 That brings me to the Guardians. 329 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:52,228 They've called John, Guy and myself back to Oa. 330 00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:53,354 We understand. 331 00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:55,940 Everyone has to make their own choice about this. 332 00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:59,319 At last, we agree on something. 333 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,895 And that's when the boy scout crashed our tea party. 334 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:36,147 Afterwards, he swept the sky clean 335 00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:38,316 of every drone we had in the theater. 336 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:41,152 Estimated casualties if the strike were successful? 337 00:22:41,236 --> 00:22:43,404 Minimal, between ten and 30. 338 00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:46,407 Well, it seems he was protecting the innocent like he said he would. 339 00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:48,201 What he was doing 340 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,411 is fighting against the US Military. 341 00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:52,413 That's called treason. 342 00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:54,832 Superman's bringing down governments. 343 00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:56,584 Fine when it's in our interest, 344 00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:59,420 a mighty big problem when it's not. 345 00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:01,631 What do you propose, Bob? 346 00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:11,391 On the floor, old man! 347 00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:12,767 Huh? 348 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:26,114 Feisty, eh? Hold him. 349 00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:28,199 Light it up. 350 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,668 Everyone get to me for evac, now. 351 00:23:47,802 --> 00:23:49,679 Dad! Dad? 352 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,264 Pa? 353 00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:52,807 He's not here. 354 00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:55,101 If you've hurt him... 355 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:58,563 You'll what, put a fist through my chest? 356 00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:01,065 Pretty dark for you. 357 00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:02,400 Where is he? 358 00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:03,776 Alive. 359 00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:06,195 Some place not even you can find. 360 00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:07,405 He stays that way 361 00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:09,782 if you stop interfering with governments. 362 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,327 Sit in your fortress and do nothing. 363 00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:15,038 If an alien comes, you can punch it. 364 00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:18,750 Anything else, 365 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,502 and we send dear old dad back to you 366 00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:22,879 in pieces. 367 00:24:34,265 --> 00:24:35,808 Maybe I'm wrong. 368 00:24:35,892 --> 00:24:37,477 Who am I to fight this fight? 369 00:24:38,186 --> 00:24:40,396 Maybe I'm not seeing clearly because of... 370 00:24:41,189 --> 00:24:42,273 You know. 371 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:44,275 You're a good man. 372 00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:47,487 And even through this loss, you see what needs to be done. 373 00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:49,739 But how can I make good decisions 374 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:53,618 when every single second I feel like smashing something? 375 00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:57,038 If you believe in your path, you cannot compromise. 376 00:24:57,121 --> 00:25:00,375 You'll have to be strong as only you can. 377 00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:04,045 My father is the last link to my humanity. 378 00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:05,380 If I lose him... 379 00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:08,299 Let your friends help you, 380 00:25:08,383 --> 00:25:10,760 as you've helped us time and again. 381 00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:14,305 Now, who is responsible? 382 00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:32,156 We're here for the Mirror Master. 383 00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:40,790 McCulloch. Time to talk. 384 00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:43,459 Personal space, Your Highness. 385 00:25:43,543 --> 00:25:46,504 Now, why don't you walk out of here 386 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:48,965 and do it slow for me? 387 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:49,966 Give up. 388 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,300 There's no place to hide. 389 00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:52,385 Prove it. 390 00:25:53,261 --> 00:25:55,888 Huh? 391 00:25:58,057 --> 00:26:00,810 I wonder what happens if I smash this mirror 392 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:02,437 with you halfway out. 393 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,480 You wouldn't. Would you? 394 00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:05,732 Do not test me. 395 00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:08,526 You have to understand, I had orders. 396 00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:10,820 The kind you can't say no to. 397 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,405 Where's Jonathan Kent? 398 00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:16,534 Bolivia! Bolivia! Salar de Uyuni. 399 00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:20,788 Take off your clothes. 400 00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:22,707 Uh, what now? 401 00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:34,635 Mirror Master's belt. 402 00:26:34,719 --> 00:26:35,928 You'll need it to enter. 403 00:26:36,012 --> 00:26:38,431 He's guarded by a squad of ex-special forces 404 00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:40,141 and a few powered villains. 405 00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:41,768 Thank you, Diana. 406 00:26:41,851 --> 00:26:43,019 Did he help? 407 00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:47,273 It's the perfect hiding place. 408 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:51,152 Ten square kilometers of endless reflected sky. 409 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,029 But you'll find him. 410 00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:54,238 You're Superman. 411 00:27:03,581 --> 00:27:05,500 Sir, the plan has failed. 412 00:27:05,917 --> 00:27:08,669 - I'm sorry. - Find me another card to play. 413 00:27:13,257 --> 00:27:16,302 That was incredibly stupid. 414 00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:19,180 You do not touch a man's parents. 415 00:27:20,431 --> 00:27:22,517 They said it couldn't be tracked to me. 416 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,768 H-How did you know? 417 00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:26,312 - Will you tell him? - No. 418 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:29,941 But if he does work it out, you're in danger. 419 00:27:30,024 --> 00:27:31,025 Ridiculous. 420 00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:32,276 He wouldn't touch me. 421 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:35,321 - The public perception... - Are you really that naive? 422 00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:36,823 There'd be no evidence. 423 00:27:37,031 --> 00:27:38,574 You'd just go missing. 424 00:27:38,658 --> 00:27:41,577 And no one will think to look for your body on Saturn. 425 00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:43,454 He wouldn't do that. 426 00:27:43,955 --> 00:27:46,707 He's Superman, right? 427 00:27:53,256 --> 00:27:54,257 Watch your feet. 428 00:27:57,218 --> 00:27:58,094 Argh! 429 00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:05,101 So, what'd you do wrong? 430 00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:07,395 - Legs. - Legs. 431 00:28:07,478 --> 00:28:09,272 And you're trying to hurt your opponents, 432 00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:11,774 which I'm trying not to take personally. 433 00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:15,403 Remember, some criminals are deserving of a second chance, 434 00:28:15,486 --> 00:28:19,198 and second chances are harder to take advantage of with a brain injury. 435 00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:21,868 I was taught by the League of Assassins and Ra's al Ghul. 436 00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:23,828 Yeah? How's that working out for you? 437 00:28:27,081 --> 00:28:28,791 Not very sporting, Damian. 438 00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:30,251 He gets pissy when he loses. 439 00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:31,252 I had him. 440 00:28:31,544 --> 00:28:33,880 - How are you? - Is he here? 441 00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:36,299 Yeah, and broodier than usual. 442 00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:37,717 We'll give you some space. 443 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:38,885 Come on, Damian. 444 00:28:39,302 --> 00:28:41,721 Superman, I'd like to say thanks. 445 00:28:41,804 --> 00:28:43,973 The Joker deserved to die years ago. 446 00:28:50,521 --> 00:28:52,940 They took my father and you couldn't be bothered to help? 447 00:28:53,024 --> 00:28:54,108 I was. 448 00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:56,235 And you have to stop what you're doing. 449 00:28:56,319 --> 00:28:57,320 Stop what? 450 00:28:57,653 --> 00:28:58,696 Saving lives? 451 00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:00,740 Bringing dictators to justice? 452 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:02,825 You're scaring them. 453 00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:05,369 Good. They should be scared. 454 00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:07,997 Too scared to pull the trigger or press the button. 455 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,082 They should be too scared to hurt each other. 456 00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,084 You taught me that. 457 00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:14,754 You killed a man, Clark. 458 00:29:14,837 --> 00:29:15,880 Not a man. 459 00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:19,050 - A monster. - We can't decide who dies. 460 00:29:19,133 --> 00:29:20,301 One death. 461 00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:21,969 It always starts with one. 462 00:29:22,053 --> 00:29:25,431 I came here to make peace, but you can't possibly understand 463 00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:26,641 what the Joker took from me. 464 00:29:26,724 --> 00:29:29,393 I understand you're in pain. 465 00:29:29,477 --> 00:29:30,603 Look at you. 466 00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:33,272 Sitting in the dark, ignoring Dick and Damian. 467 00:29:33,356 --> 00:29:35,066 How many friends of theirs died? 468 00:29:35,149 --> 00:29:36,609 Have you consoled them? 469 00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:39,654 Your parents were murdered, Bruce. 470 00:29:40,071 --> 00:29:41,447 They couldn't be there for you. 471 00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:43,115 What's your excuse? 472 00:29:46,744 --> 00:29:47,828 Show me your hand. 473 00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:51,082 Come on, don't be you. 474 00:29:55,753 --> 00:29:57,380 Hairline fracture of the third finger. 475 00:29:57,922 --> 00:29:59,632 A little ligament damage. 476 00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:01,092 You'll be fine in three weeks. 477 00:30:01,175 --> 00:30:02,510 Good to know. 478 00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:05,054 I have an announcement planned for tomorrow in Gotham. 479 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:07,682 I'd like you to be there, at my side. 480 00:30:08,766 --> 00:30:10,184 I'm sorry, Clark. 481 00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:12,061 I can't do that. 482 00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:24,615 The Republic of North Korea is no longer a nuclear power. 483 00:30:24,699 --> 00:30:27,284 Their warheads have been confiscated. 484 00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:30,997 They are now welcome to join the world community in peace. 485 00:30:31,122 --> 00:30:34,375 That statement by Wonder Woman to the UN came after her fierce fight 486 00:30:34,458 --> 00:30:38,295 with the DPRK led to several hundred casualties. 487 00:30:38,379 --> 00:30:39,922 Peace by punching. 488 00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:41,716 Never thought I'd have a problem with it. 489 00:30:41,799 --> 00:30:44,844 Oh! Can we watch Absolutely Amish now? 490 00:30:44,927 --> 00:30:48,222 I'm dying to see if Goody Anne finishes her spice rack 491 00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:50,474 before rumspringa. 492 00:30:50,558 --> 00:30:52,810 How is no one calling Superman out? 493 00:30:53,227 --> 00:30:56,063 - How's Batman okay with this? - I'm not. 494 00:30:58,566 --> 00:31:01,068 You're spying on me through my TV? 495 00:31:01,152 --> 00:31:02,945 - For how long? - That's unimportant. 496 00:31:03,029 --> 00:31:04,030 Not to me. 497 00:31:04,113 --> 00:31:05,406 Hi, Batman. 498 00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:09,702 When you going to bring Superman to justice for murdering my Puddin'? 499 00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:12,496 Bring the arrows I gave you. 500 00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:13,873 Leave Harley. 501 00:31:15,332 --> 00:31:17,334 I don't regret killing the Joker. 502 00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:19,128 I regret I had to kill him. 503 00:31:19,587 --> 00:31:20,880 But there are those who continue 504 00:31:20,963 --> 00:31:23,591 to defend psychopaths like him even today. 505 00:31:23,966 --> 00:31:25,593 It's why I'm here in Gotham. 506 00:31:25,676 --> 00:31:30,473 The twisted individuals in Arkham Asylum have hurt people again and again. 507 00:31:31,057 --> 00:31:33,893 The onus has always been on getting them the help they need. 508 00:31:34,727 --> 00:31:36,103 They deserve nothing. 509 00:31:36,187 --> 00:31:40,107 Their illnesses are not an excuse to threaten your safety. 510 00:31:40,191 --> 00:31:42,026 You were right. He's taking them. 511 00:31:42,109 --> 00:31:43,110 We're out of time. 512 00:31:43,194 --> 00:31:46,530 I've decided to move the worst criminals to a secured facility. 513 00:31:46,614 --> 00:31:48,491 They won't threaten anyone again. 514 00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:49,658 Get in, Damian. 515 00:31:50,743 --> 00:31:53,454 As long as we're going to help Superman burn Arkham to the ground. 516 00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:54,997 You're 13. 517 00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:57,124 How are you the darkest thing in this cave? 518 00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:59,543 Have you ever considered for a single second 519 00:31:59,627 --> 00:32:01,295 that you might be wrong, Father? 520 00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:03,130 Well, have you? 521 00:32:09,512 --> 00:32:11,055 You're self-righteous and arrogant, 522 00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:12,723 and you'll never, ever learn! 523 00:32:19,063 --> 00:32:20,731 You see his point, right? 524 00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:23,567 You were never a stubborn as him. 525 00:32:23,651 --> 00:32:25,736 Yeah, to be that stubborn 526 00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:28,072 a person has to be directly related to you. 527 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:30,533 You understand why we can't let them do this? 528 00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:33,327 Of course. But don't be so hard on the kid. 529 00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:35,663 After all, you had way longer to indoctrinate me. 530 00:32:35,746 --> 00:32:36,914 Dick. 531 00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:38,165 I know, Bruce. 532 00:32:38,249 --> 00:32:40,459 Now let's go defend a bunch of psychotic killers 533 00:32:40,543 --> 00:32:42,545 from the world's greatest heroes. 534 00:32:50,261 --> 00:32:52,847 Cyborg and Wonder Woman are already in transit. 535 00:32:52,930 --> 00:32:55,474 - We'll be there in three minutes. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 536 00:32:55,558 --> 00:32:57,810 We're not done talking about you bugging the Arrowcave... 537 00:32:57,893 --> 00:32:59,770 Uh, the Quiver. 538 00:32:59,854 --> 00:33:00,980 Asshole. 539 00:33:01,063 --> 00:33:03,023 Yay! You used the name! 540 00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:07,111 - Whoa! - Harley, what are you doing here? 541 00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:08,529 I locked you in the safe room. 542 00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:10,447 Eh... Not my style. 543 00:33:10,531 --> 00:33:11,699 I'm coming with. 544 00:33:11,782 --> 00:33:14,952 To bring Superman to justice or die trying. 545 00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:17,413 Either-or because I'm a hero now. 546 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,623 Hero Harley! 547 00:33:19,707 --> 00:33:21,208 Just came up with that. 548 00:33:21,292 --> 00:33:22,334 Are you insane? 549 00:33:22,418 --> 00:33:26,630 Let me answer that question with an action that reveals character. 550 00:33:26,714 --> 00:33:30,467 What? Oh, shit... 551 00:33:30,968 --> 00:33:32,678 Ahh! 552 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:36,974 Here comes the boom! Ha-ha! 553 00:33:41,729 --> 00:33:44,106 He's at a very important stage in his treatment. 554 00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:47,443 I'm afraid we've lost confidence in this facility, Doctor. 555 00:33:48,277 --> 00:33:49,945 The inmates will be moved. 556 00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:51,739 And you get to decide that? 557 00:33:51,822 --> 00:33:52,656 No. 558 00:33:57,036 --> 00:33:58,204 You were right. 559 00:33:58,287 --> 00:34:00,372 They're exactly where you said they'd be. 560 00:34:01,332 --> 00:34:02,708 Protecting the monsters. 561 00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:04,543 Robin, what are you doing? 562 00:34:04,627 --> 00:34:06,420 Bringing criminals to justice. 563 00:34:06,503 --> 00:34:08,088 I'm standing with Superman. 564 00:34:08,172 --> 00:34:09,715 Look who you're standing with, 565 00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:12,885 Bane, Killer Croc, and whoever that is. 566 00:34:14,094 --> 00:34:15,554 I know you won't step aside, 567 00:34:15,638 --> 00:34:17,306 but you're not going to stop us. 568 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,391 You don't belong here. 569 00:34:19,475 --> 00:34:21,310 Oh, yes, he does. 570 00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:24,146 Superman's got a scar now, don't you? 571 00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:25,356 Do you feel it? 572 00:34:25,439 --> 00:34:27,316 The release that comes with it. 573 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:30,402 The freedom to do anything you want. 574 00:34:31,195 --> 00:34:35,241 Cyborg. Cell 83, Victor Zsasz. 575 00:34:37,368 --> 00:34:38,369 Argh! 576 00:34:38,452 --> 00:34:39,662 Where are you you taking them? 577 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:42,331 All you need to know is that it's escape proof. 578 00:34:42,831 --> 00:34:45,000 Cell 86, Mad Hatter. 579 00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:49,505 Last chance, Cyborg. 580 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:50,506 Stop. 581 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:52,341 All right, Riddler, time to go. 582 00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:56,303 Argh! 583 00:34:58,097 --> 00:34:59,598 Okay, enough! 584 00:35:01,392 --> 00:35:02,434 Are you hurt? 585 00:35:03,227 --> 00:35:05,020 That's impossible. 586 00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:07,106 The data stamp on the virus. 587 00:35:09,024 --> 00:35:11,026 You uploaded it the day we met. 588 00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:13,112 Boy, that's low. 589 00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:16,573 Hey, Batman! 590 00:35:16,657 --> 00:35:20,703 I decided to be a hero and help you stop Superman. 591 00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:22,871 We're gonna make a great team! 592 00:35:22,955 --> 00:35:24,790 Hero time! 593 00:35:30,838 --> 00:35:33,173 I recommend putting aside our differences. 594 00:35:33,257 --> 00:35:34,091 For now. 595 00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:02,703 Argh! 596 00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:30,689 I had it under control. 597 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:34,651 Yeah, everyone sees that. 598 00:36:53,670 --> 00:36:56,632 Hey, Robin doesn't punch people after they go fetal. 599 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:59,385 You're not Robin, so shut up! 600 00:37:11,271 --> 00:37:13,857 Nightwing. Grayson. Get up! 601 00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:30,791 Back to your cells. Now! 602 00:37:36,213 --> 00:37:38,590 Get up. Get up right now! 603 00:37:42,886 --> 00:37:45,305 He always blocks it. Always. 604 00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:47,683 Get away from him. 605 00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:07,703 I didn't mean to. I'm... I'm... 606 00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:11,290 I thought I could redeem you. 607 00:38:12,082 --> 00:38:13,625 I was wrong. 608 00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:28,765 What the hell? 609 00:38:29,141 --> 00:38:31,518 Since when does the Man of Steel care about burglary? 610 00:38:31,602 --> 00:38:32,603 I'm here to talk. 611 00:38:33,145 --> 00:38:34,146 So talk. 612 00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:36,315 Nightwing is dead. 613 00:38:37,858 --> 00:38:38,775 Dick. 614 00:38:39,359 --> 00:38:40,319 Oh, no. 615 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:42,029 He'll need someone. 616 00:38:42,321 --> 00:38:43,739 Where are you going? 617 00:38:44,198 --> 00:38:46,366 You're his best friend. Talk to him. 618 00:38:46,867 --> 00:38:47,868 I can't. 619 00:38:48,202 --> 00:38:49,453 Too much has happened. 620 00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:08,347 Bruce. Bruce. 621 00:39:08,805 --> 00:39:10,432 Bruce, stop! 622 00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:12,434 Stop! 623 00:39:16,563 --> 00:39:19,066 Stop. Just for today. 624 00:39:19,775 --> 00:39:20,943 Don't be Batman. 625 00:39:21,193 --> 00:39:24,321 Don't be the mask. 626 00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:25,447 It's okay. 627 00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:28,534 Let it out. Just for tonight. 628 00:39:29,159 --> 00:39:32,371 Let yourself fall apart. 629 00:39:32,454 --> 00:39:34,915 I promise to hold you together. 630 00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:59,064 Bummer. That little pissant. 631 00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:13,954 Welcome, Dick Grayson. 632 00:40:14,037 --> 00:40:15,163 You're Saint Peter? 633 00:40:15,247 --> 00:40:18,667 Thought it'd be... less funky. 634 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:21,837 This is not where you will rest. 635 00:40:22,296 --> 00:40:24,464 I, Rama Kushna, 636 00:40:24,548 --> 00:40:27,843 brought your soul here to ask for your help. 637 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:31,930 The world's existence is balanced on a knife's edge. 638 00:40:32,222 --> 00:40:35,058 On one side, a future. 639 00:40:35,142 --> 00:40:38,186 On the other, a void. 640 00:40:38,270 --> 00:40:42,399 Your soul, so recently departed from the mortal coil, 641 00:40:42,482 --> 00:40:44,359 may tip the scales. 642 00:40:44,985 --> 00:40:49,114 Though I fear, even this direct action may not be enough. 643 00:40:49,197 --> 00:40:50,365 How can I help? 644 00:40:50,449 --> 00:40:54,453 First you must transform, Dick Grayson. 645 00:41:05,547 --> 00:41:08,216 Your soul shall be infused with my power. 646 00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:13,013 Your mind, with my knowledge. 647 00:41:13,430 --> 00:41:16,850 Once you were called Nightwing. 648 00:41:17,517 --> 00:41:20,228 But now you shall be called... 649 00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:23,148 Deadwing. 650 00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:26,318 Well, it's not the weirdest thing I've worn. 651 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:41,667 Are you all right? 652 00:41:43,919 --> 00:41:45,879 What happened to Grayson was my fault. 653 00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:46,963 That's my burden. 654 00:41:47,255 --> 00:41:48,799 But we have more pressing issues. 655 00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:50,175 Damian... 656 00:41:50,258 --> 00:41:52,135 You saw how prepared Father was. 657 00:41:52,552 --> 00:41:54,096 He has plans for all of us. 658 00:41:54,221 --> 00:41:55,681 You need allies. 659 00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:00,727 You're Damian's grandfather. 660 00:42:00,811 --> 00:42:02,062 Ra's al Ghul. 661 00:42:03,772 --> 00:42:06,983 He tried to destroy Gotham, twice. 662 00:42:07,067 --> 00:42:08,276 Yes. 663 00:42:08,985 --> 00:42:12,239 I wanted to destroy Gotham so I could renew it. 664 00:42:12,406 --> 00:42:15,784 It's cancerous and needs to be cleansed, 665 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:17,452 much like Arkham Asylum. 666 00:42:17,536 --> 00:42:19,871 My actions and yours have nothing in common. 667 00:42:19,955 --> 00:42:21,873 Respectfully, I disagree. 668 00:42:21,957 --> 00:42:24,459 But I have put aside my plans. 669 00:42:24,584 --> 00:42:26,545 Using your powers to the fullest, 670 00:42:26,628 --> 00:42:31,550 you can realize the perfect Gotham we both wish for. 671 00:42:31,633 --> 00:42:34,386 I offer my loyalty and my support 672 00:42:34,469 --> 00:42:36,263 to your vision of the future. 673 00:42:36,763 --> 00:42:39,933 My grandfather has never bowed to anyone. 674 00:42:42,519 --> 00:42:44,396 And I do not come empty-handed. 675 00:42:46,273 --> 00:42:49,651 One of my projects that will help you immeasurably 676 00:42:49,735 --> 00:42:51,236 is nearly complete. 677 00:42:52,112 --> 00:42:53,405 It doesn't matter. 678 00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:55,949 I'd never ally myself with a villain like you. 679 00:42:56,408 --> 00:42:58,368 Now, if you'll excuse me. 680 00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:03,582 How can we make him see that he's vulnerable? 681 00:43:03,665 --> 00:43:04,958 How do we change his mind? 682 00:43:05,041 --> 00:43:05,959 We wait. 683 00:43:06,042 --> 00:43:10,130 Time and circumstance will change Superman's mind for us, 684 00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:11,631 and I will be ready. 685 00:43:18,054 --> 00:43:20,307 - What's this? - I'm trying to map the multiverse. 686 00:43:20,724 --> 00:43:23,185 There are infinite Earths, each with their own history 687 00:43:23,268 --> 00:43:25,187 based on choices our other selves have made. 688 00:43:25,270 --> 00:43:26,897 I'm only concerned about one. 689 00:43:26,980 --> 00:43:31,526 Actually, while we designate our Earth, Earth-1, 690 00:43:31,610 --> 00:43:35,030 it stands to reason that our other selves would do the same. 691 00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:36,239 Interesting, don't you think? 692 00:43:37,741 --> 00:43:39,242 So what do you need? 693 00:43:39,326 --> 00:43:41,077 More of your T-Spheres. 694 00:43:41,411 --> 00:43:42,662 May I ask why? 695 00:43:42,746 --> 00:43:43,997 I want to get rid of guns. 696 00:43:45,832 --> 00:43:47,834 For use around the world 24x7, 697 00:43:47,918 --> 00:43:50,504 you'd need to replicate the T-Spheres on a massive scale. 698 00:43:50,587 --> 00:43:54,591 Still, you could never get rid of all the guns. 699 00:43:54,925 --> 00:43:57,469 But most. You know we could. 700 00:43:57,552 --> 00:44:00,472 Just because we can doesn't mean we should. 701 00:44:00,555 --> 00:44:01,848 People would resent us. 702 00:44:02,224 --> 00:44:05,018 And they'd be alive to do that. Check. 703 00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:07,270 Some would fight. 704 00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:09,689 Let them come then, with sticks. 705 00:44:10,357 --> 00:44:12,776 Think of the lives we'd save. Check. 706 00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:15,111 Smoking. 707 00:44:15,195 --> 00:44:16,071 What? 708 00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:17,948 Cigarettes kill far more. 709 00:44:18,031 --> 00:44:21,076 People keep smoking even though they know it's killing them. 710 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:23,245 Their families can only watch them die. 711 00:44:23,703 --> 00:44:24,704 And? 712 00:44:24,788 --> 00:44:27,374 You want to save lives? Jail every smoker. 713 00:44:28,625 --> 00:44:29,835 Check. 714 00:44:30,085 --> 00:44:32,212 And imprison anyone who speeds. 715 00:44:32,295 --> 00:44:34,381 Traffic fatalities are huge. 716 00:44:34,464 --> 00:44:35,715 Check. 717 00:44:36,883 --> 00:44:40,178 Lock up everyone who leaves a dangerous dog unchained. 718 00:44:40,262 --> 00:44:41,304 Check. 719 00:44:41,805 --> 00:44:45,016 Finally, we kill anyone who doesn't recycle. 720 00:44:45,767 --> 00:44:46,935 Checkmate. 721 00:44:50,063 --> 00:44:52,482 You're not going to help me, are you? 722 00:44:52,566 --> 00:44:55,318 No, sir, I am not. 723 00:45:01,408 --> 00:45:02,409 In here. 724 00:45:04,494 --> 00:45:06,580 Now what? 725 00:45:11,293 --> 00:45:12,711 Ah! 726 00:45:17,090 --> 00:45:19,718 How many lairs do you think Batman has? 727 00:45:19,801 --> 00:45:20,635 I don't know. 728 00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,179 Got to be running low if we're using a toilet elevator. 729 00:45:28,518 --> 00:45:31,605 Hello, fellow do-gooders! 730 00:45:33,356 --> 00:45:34,566 I know, I know. 731 00:45:34,649 --> 00:45:36,610 But if Superman finds her, he'll Kill her. 732 00:45:36,693 --> 00:45:38,820 I understand your concern, 733 00:45:38,904 --> 00:45:41,489 but she cannot be a part of this mission. 734 00:45:47,829 --> 00:45:49,164 Behave, Harley. 735 00:45:51,374 --> 00:45:53,293 Superman isn't thinking straight. 736 00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:54,961 He needs to be stopped. 737 00:45:57,589 --> 00:46:00,884 In the Fortress of Solitude there's a Red Sun Cannon, 738 00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:03,970 built in case the Phantom Zone Kryptonians ever escaped. 739 00:46:04,054 --> 00:46:07,015 Its ray can incapacitate even Superman. 740 00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:08,642 Can we back up to where the thing that we need 741 00:46:08,725 --> 00:46:09,976 is in Superman's man cave? 742 00:46:10,060 --> 00:46:11,645 We'll have to break in. 743 00:46:11,728 --> 00:46:13,730 Hello, Christmas morning. 744 00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:15,774 You take me on the best dates. 745 00:46:15,857 --> 00:46:17,192 And if he's there? 746 00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:18,735 He's not going to help us carry this thing out 747 00:46:18,818 --> 00:46:19,903 like we're his college roomies. 748 00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:23,490 If he's there, we have a contingency plan. 749 00:46:23,573 --> 00:46:25,075 I can handle him. 750 00:46:25,158 --> 00:46:27,452 The Pentagon ran simulations that prove it. 751 00:46:27,535 --> 00:46:29,329 Oh, and they're never wrong. 752 00:46:29,412 --> 00:46:32,082 Superman will be busy with other matters. 753 00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:34,125 Wheels up in five. 754 00:46:36,002 --> 00:46:39,130 Cyborg and Hawkman destroyed Myanmar's military today. 755 00:46:39,214 --> 00:46:40,548 - Casualties? - Minimal. 756 00:46:40,632 --> 00:46:43,134 Less than a hundred. The junta has fled. 757 00:46:43,218 --> 00:46:45,136 Those that stay deserve what they get. 758 00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:46,388 We're imposing peace. 759 00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:48,723 Yes, your will be done. 760 00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:50,266 Please don't say that. 761 00:46:50,350 --> 00:46:52,394 - I'm not a god. - True. 762 00:46:52,477 --> 00:46:57,148 You aren't nearly as venal, cruel, or arrogant. 763 00:46:57,232 --> 00:46:58,984 I just want to keep people safe. 764 00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:01,236 If anyone can, it's you. 765 00:47:06,074 --> 00:47:07,117 I'm sorry, Diana. 766 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,285 You've been more than a friend. 767 00:47:09,369 --> 00:47:10,745 You've held me together. 768 00:47:10,829 --> 00:47:12,998 But... it's just too soon. 769 00:47:13,081 --> 00:47:14,374 Forgive me. 770 00:47:14,457 --> 00:47:15,583 Nothing to forgive. 771 00:47:15,667 --> 00:47:17,544 Let's get back to work. 772 00:47:28,054 --> 00:47:29,723 It seems your President 773 00:47:29,806 --> 00:47:32,350 is using the peace for his purposes. 774 00:47:41,818 --> 00:47:43,987 I don't want to waste time turning those ships around 775 00:47:44,070 --> 00:47:45,572 when you can do it with a phone call. 776 00:47:45,655 --> 00:47:46,906 You can't just... 777 00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:49,951 Yes, I can. 778 00:47:55,165 --> 00:47:56,458 Argh! 779 00:47:57,083 --> 00:47:59,502 - Ugh. - Why are you doing this? 780 00:47:59,586 --> 00:48:01,504 You must know I wouldn't let it stand. 781 00:48:04,174 --> 00:48:06,968 You did know. You're distracting me. 782 00:48:19,022 --> 00:48:20,690 You say "impenetrable fortress," 783 00:48:20,774 --> 00:48:22,650 all I hear is "candy store." 784 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:33,661 No. 785 00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:36,456 You should go, quickly. 786 00:48:36,539 --> 00:48:37,624 We're leaving. 787 00:48:37,707 --> 00:48:38,875 What about the fate of the world? 788 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:40,543 Superman is not thinking clearly. 789 00:48:40,627 --> 00:48:42,754 If he thinks even for a moment, that we're... 790 00:48:46,049 --> 00:48:49,219 You. 791 00:48:49,302 --> 00:48:51,346 Ugh! 792 00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:55,141 Calm down, son. I'm fine. 793 00:48:55,225 --> 00:48:56,810 You're all under arrest. 794 00:48:56,893 --> 00:48:58,394 I don't think so. 795 00:48:58,937 --> 00:49:01,564 - Argh! - What are you doing? Stop! 796 00:49:01,648 --> 00:49:03,775 This needs to happen, Mr. Kent. 797 00:49:06,569 --> 00:49:08,029 The Atom has entered your skull 798 00:49:08,113 --> 00:49:10,448 with a microscopic shard of Kryptonite. 799 00:49:11,074 --> 00:49:14,369 He'll make sure you don't do anything else. 800 00:49:16,246 --> 00:49:19,415 Huntress, Arrow, load it up. 801 00:49:23,753 --> 00:49:25,755 Perhaps... 802 00:49:25,839 --> 00:49:27,507 I can be of assistance. 803 00:49:49,237 --> 00:49:50,363 Breathe. 804 00:49:50,446 --> 00:49:54,200 This is highly concentrated chemotherapeutic gas. 805 00:49:57,328 --> 00:49:59,539 Radiation is harmless to you, 806 00:50:00,248 --> 00:50:03,501 but deadly to microscopic terrorists. 807 00:50:33,156 --> 00:50:34,616 Don't make me do this. 808 00:50:40,538 --> 00:50:42,415 Cl-Clark. 809 00:50:43,124 --> 00:50:44,250 Dad! 810 00:50:49,005 --> 00:50:50,006 No. 811 00:50:58,056 --> 00:50:59,933 Ollie. Run! 812 00:51:09,067 --> 00:51:10,485 Let them go. 813 00:51:10,568 --> 00:51:12,654 It was an accident. 814 00:51:12,737 --> 00:51:14,364 Try and forgive them. 815 00:51:15,531 --> 00:51:17,242 For me, please. 816 00:51:18,868 --> 00:51:20,536 I love you, son. 817 00:51:30,255 --> 00:51:31,464 You know in your heart 818 00:51:31,547 --> 00:51:33,758 they do not deserve forgiveness. 819 00:51:34,175 --> 00:51:37,345 Batman and his followers are relentless. 820 00:51:37,428 --> 00:51:39,472 They must be brought to justice. 821 00:51:39,555 --> 00:51:40,848 Allow me to help. 822 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:46,896 I didn't want to do this, 823 00:51:46,980 --> 00:51:48,856 but my hand has been forced. 824 00:51:48,940 --> 00:51:52,652 From now on, any hero that doesn't pledge loyalty to the Justice League 825 00:51:52,735 --> 00:51:54,487 will be considered a fugitive. 826 00:51:54,570 --> 00:51:57,740 To aid with this, surveillance drones will be deployed. 827 00:51:57,824 --> 00:52:01,035 First in America, then the rest of the world. 828 00:52:03,955 --> 00:52:05,748 If you're the leader of a country, 829 00:52:06,332 --> 00:52:08,126 a criminal mastermind 830 00:52:08,209 --> 00:52:11,754 or even a petty crook, this is your final warning. 831 00:52:11,838 --> 00:52:14,716 Stop committing violent acts. 832 00:52:14,799 --> 00:52:16,426 Or I will stop you. 833 00:52:23,057 --> 00:52:24,892 - Quiet, eh? - Hmm. 834 00:52:25,310 --> 00:52:28,354 On the upside, no crime. Like you always wanted. 835 00:52:28,438 --> 00:52:30,606 Now, the government is criminal. 836 00:52:31,190 --> 00:52:33,609 Superman has created a police state 837 00:52:33,693 --> 00:52:36,029 and allied himself with Ra's al Ghul. 838 00:52:36,863 --> 00:52:38,614 Not what I wanted. 839 00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:42,243 "Not what I wanted." 840 00:53:09,479 --> 00:53:11,314 You're gathering in his name? 841 00:53:12,565 --> 00:53:15,026 - Fascist! - You had no right. Come on! 842 00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:17,445 - Joker was all about freedom. - He's a fascist! 843 00:53:25,661 --> 00:53:26,996 Let me go. 844 00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:29,540 You can't help them by dying! 845 00:53:44,430 --> 00:53:46,974 Still can't believe you're just telling me now. 846 00:53:47,058 --> 00:53:49,685 Green Arrow was hurt and you left him there? 847 00:53:49,769 --> 00:53:51,479 Maybe he was fine. 848 00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:53,898 He had a hole in his head. 849 00:53:54,273 --> 00:53:56,275 How'd you like a hole in your head? 850 00:53:56,901 --> 00:53:58,403 Try me. 851 00:53:58,486 --> 00:54:00,822 Sit down, both of you. 852 00:54:10,373 --> 00:54:12,250 Superman's modified T-Spheres 853 00:54:12,333 --> 00:54:14,252 are making it impossible for us to move. 854 00:54:14,961 --> 00:54:16,796 They need to be neutralized 855 00:54:16,879 --> 00:54:18,631 but the technology is beyond me. 856 00:54:18,714 --> 00:54:21,759 That's a first. And your plan is? 857 00:54:21,843 --> 00:54:23,886 To free their inventor, Mr. Terrific 858 00:54:23,970 --> 00:54:25,638 from Superman's prison. 859 00:54:25,721 --> 00:54:28,516 I've learned it's located in the Mariana Trench. 860 00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:30,643 The depth would crush my sub, 861 00:54:30,935 --> 00:54:33,604 and since they use Cyborg to boom tube in and out, 862 00:54:33,688 --> 00:54:34,605 there's no door. 863 00:54:34,689 --> 00:54:36,691 Like any girl, I like a challenge, 864 00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:38,359 but this sounds impossible. 865 00:54:38,985 --> 00:54:41,612 There's only one hero not allied with Superman, 866 00:54:41,696 --> 00:54:43,531 who has the powers to get there. 867 00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:47,452 And where might he or she be, Batsy? 868 00:54:47,535 --> 00:54:49,704 He's been hiding here for days. 869 00:54:49,996 --> 00:54:51,330 - Aw, you knew? - Hm? 870 00:54:51,414 --> 00:54:52,790 Huh? Huh? 871 00:54:52,915 --> 00:54:55,293 And you didn't even offer me any jerky? 872 00:54:58,504 --> 00:54:59,338 Hey, ladies. 873 00:54:59,422 --> 00:55:02,633 Ugh. We're gonna lose so hard. 874 00:55:06,679 --> 00:55:08,848 I'm impressed with your progress, Superman. 875 00:55:09,599 --> 00:55:11,476 His time is valuable, Grandfather. 876 00:55:11,559 --> 00:55:12,852 Of course. 877 00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:18,316 I give you, A.M.A.Z.O. 878 00:55:19,609 --> 00:55:20,776 A robot? 879 00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:21,777 Much more. 880 00:55:21,861 --> 00:55:25,740 This is an indestructible security and defense system 881 00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:27,450 that can learn and adapt. 882 00:55:27,533 --> 00:55:29,368 Your drones are useful. 883 00:55:29,785 --> 00:55:30,995 But what if... 884 00:55:31,078 --> 00:55:34,081 something more robust is required? 885 00:55:34,499 --> 00:55:37,210 Imagine one of these in every city and town, 886 00:55:37,293 --> 00:55:39,086 carrying out your orders. 887 00:55:42,089 --> 00:55:43,549 Test it in a small town. 888 00:55:45,468 --> 00:55:47,136 The drop zone is approaching. 889 00:55:48,262 --> 00:55:49,180 Ready? 890 00:55:49,305 --> 00:55:51,098 As I'll ever be. 891 00:56:15,498 --> 00:56:17,583 Stop right there! 892 00:56:17,833 --> 00:56:20,545 Your prison break ends now. 893 00:56:20,628 --> 00:56:22,213 The lock is impenetrable, 894 00:56:22,296 --> 00:56:24,090 and the guards don't have an access key. 895 00:56:24,173 --> 00:56:25,007 Uh-huh. 896 00:56:27,343 --> 00:56:28,594 Hey, look. 897 00:56:29,011 --> 00:56:30,388 I found the key. 898 00:56:35,184 --> 00:56:36,477 Bats wants you out of here. 899 00:56:36,561 --> 00:56:37,478 Great. 900 00:56:37,562 --> 00:56:38,646 Does he have a plan? 901 00:56:38,729 --> 00:56:41,232 He said... you had one. 902 00:57:08,301 --> 00:57:10,553 What's up, boys? Anything good for lunch today? 903 00:57:14,849 --> 00:57:16,142 We need to break the glass. 904 00:57:16,225 --> 00:57:17,143 I thought you were like, 905 00:57:17,226 --> 00:57:18,686 the third smartest man in the world. 906 00:57:19,145 --> 00:57:21,606 It's keeping the water out. 907 00:57:21,731 --> 00:57:23,608 I can't get out the way you got in. 908 00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:26,235 We need to crack the dome to have any chance. 909 00:57:28,863 --> 00:57:30,364 Surrender now! 910 00:57:30,740 --> 00:57:32,033 Hope you know what you're doing. 911 00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:34,368 Don't move. Or I'll... 912 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:44,003 That was unexpected. 913 00:57:47,381 --> 00:57:48,299 Dick? 914 00:57:53,054 --> 00:57:54,680 Ideas, thoughts? 915 00:57:56,432 --> 00:57:59,769 Look, I'm flattered, but very married. 916 00:58:00,311 --> 00:58:01,562 Nice tattoo, though. 917 00:58:02,021 --> 00:58:03,356 It's not a tattoo. 918 00:58:09,862 --> 00:58:12,156 Hey, this thing looks really thin. 919 00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:14,033 - Is it strong enough? - Probably. 920 00:58:14,116 --> 00:58:15,117 Probably? 921 00:58:25,878 --> 00:58:26,712 You should be proud. 922 00:58:26,796 --> 00:58:28,172 I've done questionable things 923 00:58:28,255 --> 00:58:29,340 to accomplish this. 924 00:58:30,216 --> 00:58:31,425 Was it a surprise that 925 00:58:31,509 --> 00:58:33,511 entrenched elites and special interests 926 00:58:33,594 --> 00:58:35,262 would not willingly give up power? 927 00:58:35,888 --> 00:58:37,640 They should have listened to reason. 928 00:58:37,723 --> 00:58:41,018 Instead, they fought and you won. 929 00:58:41,102 --> 00:58:43,521 And now, the world is at peace. 930 00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:46,273 Batman will be found. 931 00:58:46,357 --> 00:58:48,192 His resources have been strangled. 932 00:58:48,275 --> 00:58:50,277 His allies are few. What can he do? 933 00:58:59,620 --> 00:59:01,288 This is playing around the world. 934 00:59:01,414 --> 00:59:02,748 I can't find the source. 935 00:59:02,832 --> 00:59:05,251 The source is Bruce, trying to sway people. 936 00:59:05,334 --> 00:59:07,962 It won't work, not for Joker acolytes. 937 00:59:11,924 --> 00:59:15,344 You... You killed these children 938 00:59:15,636 --> 00:59:17,179 because they angered you? 939 00:59:17,263 --> 00:59:18,889 No, I killed them 940 00:59:18,973 --> 00:59:20,683 because a lesson had to be learned. 941 00:59:20,766 --> 00:59:22,059 I have to be strong, 942 00:59:22,601 --> 00:59:23,728 like you said. 943 00:59:31,527 --> 00:59:32,653 As far as I can tell, 944 00:59:32,737 --> 00:59:34,447 my reprogramming of Superman's drones 945 00:59:34,530 --> 00:59:35,698 is still undetected. 946 00:59:36,198 --> 00:59:38,534 To be safe, we'll move soon. 947 00:59:38,617 --> 00:59:40,953 To where? Some place worse? 948 00:59:41,036 --> 00:59:42,371 She's got a point. 949 00:59:42,580 --> 00:59:44,707 This is the bottom of the hideout barrel, 950 00:59:44,790 --> 00:59:47,877 as I am literally sitting on a barrel. 951 00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,128 I do have some good news 952 00:59:49,211 --> 00:59:50,838 on the other project you set me on. 953 00:59:50,921 --> 00:59:53,841 It was tough adapting Kryptonian tech to our needs. 954 00:59:53,924 --> 00:59:56,469 I just have to finish assembly and run some tests. 955 00:59:56,552 --> 00:59:58,304 - How long? - A week. 956 01:00:46,644 --> 01:00:47,645 Run! 957 01:01:21,971 --> 01:01:24,598 Ra's, take the robot offline now. 958 01:01:24,682 --> 01:01:25,599 It's malfunctioning. 959 01:01:25,683 --> 01:01:28,185 I respectfully disagree, Superman. 960 01:01:28,269 --> 01:01:30,855 A.M.A.Z.O. is functioning perfectly. 961 01:01:30,938 --> 01:01:32,106 It is you... 962 01:01:32,356 --> 01:01:33,524 who are not. 963 01:01:34,108 --> 01:01:35,150 I told you, 964 01:01:35,234 --> 01:01:36,944 It learns and adapts. 965 01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:38,779 What I neglected to tell you is that 966 01:01:38,863 --> 01:01:42,491 it can also duplicate your abilities. 967 01:01:44,660 --> 01:01:45,661 Like you... 968 01:01:45,953 --> 01:01:48,998 A.M.A.Z.O. knows that whether one death, 969 01:01:49,123 --> 01:01:52,293 or a million are required to achieve perfection, 970 01:01:52,376 --> 01:01:55,713 then these deaths must occur. 971 01:02:44,303 --> 01:02:45,679 Argh! 972 01:02:53,354 --> 01:02:54,939 Time to get experimental. 973 01:02:55,564 --> 01:02:56,732 Booyah! 974 01:03:38,399 --> 01:03:41,860 No matter what, we put that thing down. 975 01:03:42,569 --> 01:03:43,404 Ha! 976 01:03:46,323 --> 01:03:48,075 The Justice League comms are going wild. 977 01:03:48,158 --> 01:03:49,076 What's happening? 978 01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:50,369 What must. 979 01:03:56,959 --> 01:03:58,127 Argh! 980 01:04:39,084 --> 01:04:41,712 We'll keep the thing occupied. Assemble the device. 981 01:04:41,795 --> 01:04:42,713 What are you, nuts? 982 01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:45,466 Look, you're a freaking guy in a suit. 983 01:04:45,924 --> 01:04:46,925 Let me help. 984 01:04:47,009 --> 01:04:49,470 Everyone needs to follow the plan. 985 01:04:49,970 --> 01:04:53,807 Hero Harley! 986 01:04:55,225 --> 01:04:56,685 Come on, let's move! 987 01:04:57,352 --> 01:04:58,270 Hey, Plas, 988 01:04:58,353 --> 01:05:00,105 thanks for carrying all the heavy shit. 989 01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:04,151 Father? 990 01:05:04,234 --> 01:05:06,528 Do not let yourself become infected 991 01:05:06,612 --> 01:05:08,614 with his weakness again. 992 01:05:11,909 --> 01:05:13,035 He's my father. 993 01:05:15,037 --> 01:05:17,915 You... disappoint me. 994 01:05:19,792 --> 01:05:21,919 I guess that's just the way it is with family. 995 01:05:41,146 --> 01:05:42,439 This would be easier to put together, 996 01:05:42,523 --> 01:05:44,066 let me see, 997 01:05:44,191 --> 01:05:46,193 anywhere but a freakin' battle. 998 01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:47,528 Not my first choice either. 999 01:05:48,529 --> 01:05:50,280 Synchronizing chain emitters. 1000 01:05:50,364 --> 01:05:51,698 Powering to phase. 1001 01:05:54,576 --> 01:05:55,577 Back in a tick. 1002 01:06:06,839 --> 01:06:08,590 Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit. 1003 01:06:19,810 --> 01:06:22,229 Apparently, I have no worthy heirs. 1004 01:06:24,815 --> 01:06:27,234 Prepare to die, boy. 1005 01:06:30,070 --> 01:06:31,321 Let me help you, little bro. 1006 01:06:31,405 --> 01:06:33,365 You... Is it really you? 1007 01:06:33,448 --> 01:06:34,867 In the spiritual flesh. 1008 01:06:35,993 --> 01:06:38,370 I'm so, so sorry. I was stupid. I should have... 1009 01:06:38,453 --> 01:06:40,247 How about we kick your evil grandfather's ass, 1010 01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:41,582 and stop him from taking over the world 1011 01:06:41,665 --> 01:06:43,750 before we have any heartfelt conversations? 1012 01:06:44,001 --> 01:06:45,002 Agreed. 1013 01:06:46,545 --> 01:06:48,589 It's okay. You've got this, Plas. 1014 01:06:48,672 --> 01:06:49,923 You've got this, boy. 1015 01:06:50,174 --> 01:06:51,758 It's just like building blocks. 1016 01:06:51,884 --> 01:06:54,469 Scary building blocks. 1017 01:06:58,891 --> 01:06:59,892 Yes! 1018 01:07:06,398 --> 01:07:07,649 Oh, no. 1019 01:07:30,923 --> 01:07:31,882 Screw this. 1020 01:07:37,763 --> 01:07:40,057 Guys, do something... Ow! 1021 01:07:40,557 --> 01:07:43,685 Before it learns to control my powers. 1022 01:08:19,012 --> 01:08:20,180 Hyah! 1023 01:08:36,154 --> 01:08:38,824 You are not going for the killing blow. 1024 01:08:39,074 --> 01:08:40,784 Your father made you weak. 1025 01:08:40,867 --> 01:08:42,703 Careful, Damian. He's drawing you in. 1026 01:08:42,869 --> 01:08:44,329 Stop fighting me. 1027 01:08:44,413 --> 01:08:45,539 I can finish him. 1028 01:08:45,622 --> 01:08:47,165 We need to work together. 1029 01:08:47,916 --> 01:08:50,210 I will have control! 1030 01:08:54,506 --> 01:08:57,426 I only needed you to get me close to Superman. 1031 01:08:57,509 --> 01:08:59,428 Your use to me is at an end. 1032 01:08:59,803 --> 01:09:01,680 There's only one way to stop him. 1033 01:09:01,763 --> 01:09:03,807 No. Sit back and let me do this. 1034 01:09:04,308 --> 01:09:06,685 Watch his feet. Wait for it. 1035 01:09:15,402 --> 01:09:17,946 Well, he'll have one hell of a headache in the morning. 1036 01:09:18,030 --> 01:09:19,781 How is this possible? 1037 01:09:19,865 --> 01:09:22,617 I guess you can see me because I controlled your body. 1038 01:09:22,784 --> 01:09:24,703 In regards to how I'm here, 1039 01:09:24,786 --> 01:09:25,912 that gets weird. 1040 01:09:25,996 --> 01:09:28,081 I have to say, I... 1041 01:09:28,540 --> 01:09:30,083 You're better than I am. 1042 01:09:30,876 --> 01:09:32,210 And you always were. 1043 01:09:33,712 --> 01:09:34,796 Can you forgive me? 1044 01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:36,131 Already have. 1045 01:09:36,590 --> 01:09:37,799 I've gotta go now. 1046 01:09:37,883 --> 01:09:39,634 Watch your feet, and remember, 1047 01:09:39,718 --> 01:09:41,678 you don't have to Kill everyone you fight. 1048 01:09:41,762 --> 01:09:43,347 - Please? - Hm. 1049 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:44,681 Fine. 1050 01:09:45,223 --> 01:09:46,433 I'll try it your way. 1051 01:09:54,358 --> 01:09:55,609 Well, that sucked. 1052 01:09:55,692 --> 01:09:56,985 The battle is won. 1053 01:09:59,363 --> 01:10:00,697 But at what cost? 1054 01:10:01,907 --> 01:10:03,784 At least they died heroes. 1055 01:10:03,867 --> 01:10:06,787 Unlike you terrorists, who will go to jail for your crimes. 1056 01:10:07,621 --> 01:10:08,663 What? 1057 01:10:08,747 --> 01:10:10,040 They saved our lives. 1058 01:10:10,457 --> 01:10:12,417 Though they had everything to lose, 1059 01:10:12,501 --> 01:10:13,668 they helped us. 1060 01:10:14,086 --> 01:10:16,088 Are you turning on me, Diana? 1061 01:10:16,171 --> 01:10:17,422 I had hoped 1062 01:10:17,506 --> 01:10:21,051 killing the Joker children was a momentary madness. 1063 01:10:21,593 --> 01:10:23,220 I see now that it's not. 1064 01:10:23,303 --> 01:10:25,680 And I see, I'm the only one I can trust. 1065 01:10:25,764 --> 01:10:27,641 Do you hear yourself, Clark? 1066 01:10:28,225 --> 01:10:30,310 Stand down. 1067 01:10:30,602 --> 01:10:33,772 Make the decision to finally stop this madness. 1068 01:10:47,244 --> 01:10:48,829 Earth-9 Superman, 1069 01:10:49,329 --> 01:10:51,540 welcome to Earth-1. 1070 01:10:51,873 --> 01:10:53,166 Actually, we're Earth-1. 1071 01:10:53,417 --> 01:10:54,584 What are we? 1072 01:10:54,668 --> 01:10:55,544 Twenty-two. 1073 01:10:55,627 --> 01:10:56,837 Oh! 1074 01:10:57,421 --> 01:10:58,255 Okay. 1075 01:10:58,338 --> 01:10:59,798 You don't belong here. 1076 01:11:00,090 --> 01:11:03,176 Regardless, your Mr. Terrific told me what happened here. 1077 01:11:03,260 --> 01:11:05,429 I'm deeply sorry for your losses, 1078 01:11:05,512 --> 01:11:07,055 but you're on the wrong side of this. 1079 01:11:07,389 --> 01:11:09,433 No one is talking me out of this. 1080 01:11:09,516 --> 01:11:10,559 Not even you. 1081 01:11:10,851 --> 01:11:13,019 Yeah, we can be stubborn sometimes. 1082 01:11:13,395 --> 01:11:14,980 Luckily, I'm here to convince you. 1083 01:11:15,063 --> 01:11:17,607 Well, then convince away. 1084 01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:44,486 Please stop. 1085 01:12:44,653 --> 01:12:46,279 You're tired and injured. 1086 01:12:48,114 --> 01:12:50,325 Not as injured as you're about to be. 1087 01:12:53,203 --> 01:12:54,204 You see... 1088 01:12:54,454 --> 01:12:55,580 I know your secret. 1089 01:12:56,164 --> 01:12:57,165 You're holding back. 1090 01:13:01,628 --> 01:13:02,879 You always held back. 1091 01:13:03,463 --> 01:13:04,464 We both used to. 1092 01:13:05,340 --> 01:13:06,800 But now I don't. 1093 01:13:07,801 --> 01:13:09,302 Not anymore. 1094 01:13:26,820 --> 01:13:28,780 This was your big trump card, Bruce? 1095 01:13:31,783 --> 01:13:32,784 You think I'll stop 1096 01:13:32,867 --> 01:13:34,452 because someone will talk me out of it? 1097 01:13:34,869 --> 01:13:35,870 Yes. 1098 01:13:36,496 --> 01:13:37,497 Hello, Clark. 1099 01:13:54,806 --> 01:13:55,807 You're... 1100 01:13:56,474 --> 01:13:57,726 You're not Lois. 1101 01:13:58,977 --> 01:14:00,770 And you're not my Clark. 1102 01:14:02,230 --> 01:14:04,649 He died stopping Brainiac. 1103 01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:10,196 Every life was sacred to him. 1104 01:14:11,656 --> 01:14:12,866 Is it not to you? 1105 01:14:14,117 --> 01:14:16,077 I'm trying to give the world peace. 1106 01:14:16,453 --> 01:14:18,747 By murdering others that disagree with you? 1107 01:14:22,042 --> 01:14:23,376 How many people, 1108 01:14:24,169 --> 01:14:28,423 husbands, wives and children will you Kill for peace, Clark? 1109 01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:37,307 How did it come to this? 1110 01:14:38,475 --> 01:14:39,809 What have I done? 1111 01:14:41,186 --> 01:14:42,854 I deserve death. 1112 01:14:44,314 --> 01:14:45,440 No. 1113 01:14:46,399 --> 01:14:48,943 You don't get off that easy. 1114 01:14:49,611 --> 01:14:52,530 Mr. Terrific and I will build a Red Sun Prison. 1115 01:14:52,864 --> 01:14:55,950 From there, you'll be let out when we need you. 1116 01:14:56,451 --> 01:14:57,911 That won't be necessary. 1117 01:14:58,453 --> 01:15:00,038 I'll stay wherever you put me. 1118 01:15:23,770 --> 01:15:25,397 So what happens now? 1119 01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:26,523 I don't know. 1120 01:15:27,524 --> 01:15:30,068 But maybe we've all earned a second chance. 1121 01:15:31,945 --> 01:15:33,613 What's gotten into you? 1122 01:15:59,732 --> 01:16:04,732 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull