1 00:00:06,208 --> 00:00:08,625 It's a new start, third time must be the charm. 2 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:09,875 This is my fifth. 3 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:11,875 I know you've been working these wolf packs, 4 00:00:11,958 --> 00:00:13,583 that's our problem too. 5 00:00:15,124 --> 00:00:16,083 What do you need? 6 00:00:16,166 --> 00:00:17,750 Why are you trying to put the touch on me? 7 00:00:17,833 --> 00:00:20,750 My spots have taken a hit with this disease on the street. 8 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:23,500 Our content has to change. 9 00:00:23,583 --> 00:00:24,333 Into what? 10 00:00:24,416 --> 00:00:25,667 New Wave Hookers Incorporated. 11 00:00:25,750 --> 00:00:26,917 What can I do you for? 12 00:00:26,999 --> 00:00:28,416 If I had to make that kind of trash, 13 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:29,875 I would get the fuck out of porn. 14 00:00:30,375 --> 00:00:32,416 -CROWD: Five! -We gotta stay out in front of this. 15 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,583 -Four! -It's not an airborne disease. 16 00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:36,083 -Three! -OFFICER: Police, freeze! 17 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:38,625 -Two! -GREG: Good for you, get right back in the saddle. 18 00:00:38,708 --> 00:00:39,708 CROWD: One! 19 00:00:39,792 --> 00:00:42,416 To all the great things coming down the pike. 20 00:00:50,208 --> 00:00:51,708 (DOORBELL RINGS) 21 00:00:51,792 --> 00:00:53,792 (CAR HORN HONKS) 22 00:00:53,875 --> 00:00:55,541 Ho, Fat Mooney. 23 00:00:55,625 --> 00:00:58,999 Or should I say Skinny Malink. Where's your friends? 24 00:00:59,083 --> 00:01:01,041 The Magic Man, right on time. 25 00:01:01,124 --> 00:01:04,249 Ah, so listen, they're not here yet. 26 00:01:04,333 --> 00:01:06,291 Oh. All right, well, 27 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:09,208 while we're waitin', I got some new tapes. 28 00:01:09,291 --> 00:01:10,458 Whatcha got? 29 00:01:10,541 --> 00:01:12,999 Hungry, Hungry Housewives. 30 00:01:13,083 --> 00:01:15,291 It's about a bunch of housewives that are hungry, 31 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:17,541 but... you know, for fucking. 32 00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:20,166 -Yeah, I gathered. -Yeah. 33 00:01:20,249 --> 00:01:23,667 Sizzling, real-life action. 100 percent homemade. 34 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:24,917 So how many? 35 00:01:24,999 --> 00:01:27,667 Ehh... a dozen or so. More comin'. 36 00:01:27,750 --> 00:01:30,041 So, you copy all these off the master? 37 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:32,124 'Cause, Frankie, I mean that last batch, I mean, 38 00:01:32,208 --> 00:01:34,333 -you know, some were grainy as hell. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 39 00:01:34,416 --> 00:01:36,083 Look, it was an equipment problem. 40 00:01:36,166 --> 00:01:37,999 Me and Irene, we upgraded our shit. 41 00:01:38,083 --> 00:01:39,708 -All right, then that's fair. -(MAN COUGHING) 42 00:01:39,792 --> 00:01:41,208 Hey, pal! 43 00:01:41,291 --> 00:01:43,958 It's not a library! They read better at home. 44 00:01:44,041 --> 00:01:45,375 (SCOFFS) 45 00:01:45,458 --> 00:01:47,166 -Every day with this shit. -(DOORBELL RINGS) 46 00:01:47,249 --> 00:01:50,416 TINA ROWE: Sorry. Traffic. 47 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:54,917 Chaz Rowe. You must be Mr. Martino. This is Tina. 48 00:01:54,999 --> 00:01:56,625 Oh. 49 00:01:56,708 --> 00:01:58,249 TINA: Your reputation precedes you. 50 00:01:58,333 --> 00:02:00,083 Yeah, well, don't believe everything you hear. 51 00:02:00,166 --> 00:02:03,041 At last, a meeting of the minds plus a piece for me. 52 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:05,958 All right, just go back there, to my office back there. 53 00:02:06,041 --> 00:02:07,625 (SIGHS) I know the way. 54 00:02:07,708 --> 00:02:11,708 Straight down Bondage Alley, right at Fetish Lane. Come on. 55 00:02:13,041 --> 00:02:14,708 Come on in. (SIGHS) 56 00:02:15,833 --> 00:02:17,124 All right, Chaz. 57 00:02:17,208 --> 00:02:19,875 Uh, stick it right in there. Let's see what you got. 58 00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:23,458 -Dig this. -(TINA CHUCKLES) 59 00:02:23,541 --> 00:02:24,958 It's our latest. 60 00:02:25,041 --> 00:02:26,667 Cued it up at the good part. 61 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:32,166 (EXCITED MOANING) 62 00:02:32,249 --> 00:02:33,667 (SNIFFS) 63 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:37,249 Wow. This your, uh, actual living room? 64 00:02:37,333 --> 00:02:38,958 Yep, just up in Yonkers. 65 00:02:39,041 --> 00:02:41,375 (DOORBELL RINGS ON VIDEO) 66 00:02:41,458 --> 00:02:43,375 CHAZ ROWE: (ON VIDEO) Who could that be? 67 00:02:43,458 --> 00:02:45,875 Oh shit, I forgot I ordered a package. 68 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:47,500 This was all unplanned. 69 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:50,667 -CHAZ: Gonna get it? -Shit, this is the real deal. 70 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:54,208 (MOANING) 71 00:02:54,291 --> 00:02:56,750 CHAZ: Wait, we should get this. Hang on. 72 00:02:58,291 --> 00:03:00,333 -Hang on. -TINA: Okay. 73 00:03:00,416 --> 00:03:01,708 CHAZ: There. 74 00:03:05,875 --> 00:03:10,041 -(BOTH MOANING) -(DOORBELL RINGS) 75 00:03:12,792 --> 00:03:15,500 Oh! You shittin' me? This actually happened? 76 00:03:15,583 --> 00:03:16,958 CHAZ: Why so surprised? 77 00:03:17,041 --> 00:03:19,166 Mr. Mooney said you shoot amateur porn, too. 78 00:03:19,249 --> 00:03:21,416 -DELIVERY MAN: Sign here... -Yeah... 79 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:24,083 I mean, I shoot pretend amateur porn. 80 00:03:24,166 --> 00:03:27,833 This is... I mean, this is really real. 81 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:30,291 TINA: (ON VIDEO) Have a good day. (CHUCKLING) 82 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:33,333 (CHUCKLES) 83 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:37,291 (ALL LAUGH) 84 00:03:37,375 --> 00:03:39,750 -What the-- -(LAUGHING) 85 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:43,291 How long have you been makin' this at your home? 86 00:03:43,375 --> 00:03:46,708 Um... couple years. One or two a week. 87 00:03:46,792 --> 00:03:48,333 Plus, we got friends. 88 00:03:49,458 --> 00:03:50,667 Friends? 89 00:03:50,750 --> 00:03:52,541 Yeah, we met some people at clubs. 90 00:03:52,625 --> 00:03:55,375 You know, like-minded people. Friends. 91 00:03:55,458 --> 00:03:57,041 CHAZ: First it was for fun. Then, we thought 92 00:03:57,124 --> 00:03:59,083 wouldn't it be something if we sold these to strangers. 93 00:03:59,166 --> 00:04:03,375 The idea of strangers watching us. Paying for us. 94 00:04:03,458 --> 00:04:05,917 CHAZ: So we came downtown, talked to a couple of people. 95 00:04:05,999 --> 00:04:08,124 Mr. Mooney, he thought that-- 96 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:10,291 Yeah, yeah. 97 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:11,667 I get it. 98 00:04:12,375 --> 00:04:14,083 You, uh... 99 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:15,917 you need distribution. 100 00:04:15,999 --> 00:04:17,792 You have a company, right? 101 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:21,083 Yes, I do. 102 00:04:21,166 --> 00:04:24,291 ♪ ("DREAMING" BY BLONDIE PLAYS) ♪ 103 00:04:33,166 --> 00:04:37,667 ♪ I don't want to live On charity ♪ 104 00:04:38,999 --> 00:04:43,333 ♪ Pleasure's real Or is it fantasy? ♪ 105 00:04:44,999 --> 00:04:49,416 ♪ Reel to reel Is living rarity ♪ 106 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:52,500 ♪ People stop and stare at me ♪ 107 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:55,416 ♪ We just walk on by ♪ 108 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:58,708 ♪ We just keep on dreamin' ♪ 109 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:03,124 ♪ Dream, dream Even for a little while ♪ 110 00:05:03,208 --> 00:05:05,875 ♪ Dream, dream Filling up an idle hour ♪ 111 00:05:05,958 --> 00:05:08,875 ♪ Fade away ♪ 112 00:05:08,958 --> 00:05:14,875 ♪ Radiate ♪ 113 00:05:14,958 --> 00:05:19,208 ♪ I sit by And watch the river flow ♪ 114 00:05:20,917 --> 00:05:26,083 ♪ I sit by And watch the traffic go ♪ 115 00:05:26,166 --> 00:05:30,875 ♪ Imagine something Of your very own ♪ 116 00:05:30,958 --> 00:05:34,166 ♪ Something You can have and hold ♪ 117 00:05:34,249 --> 00:05:37,166 ♪ I'd build a road in gold ♪ 118 00:05:37,249 --> 00:05:40,375 ♪ Just to have some dreaming ♪ 119 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:44,291 ♪ Dreaming is free ♪ 120 00:05:44,375 --> 00:05:47,625 -♪ Dreaming ♪ -♪ Dreaming ♪ 121 00:05:47,708 --> 00:05:50,249 ♪ Dreaming is free ♪ 122 00:05:52,625 --> 00:05:54,458 MELISSA: When I was in kindergarten, 123 00:05:54,541 --> 00:05:57,333 this kid Louis, he used to... 124 00:05:57,416 --> 00:05:58,833 he used to give me his milk money 125 00:05:58,917 --> 00:06:01,833 to look at my vagina. Extra to touch it. 126 00:06:01,917 --> 00:06:07,124 And he-- he ended up telling all of his friends. So... 127 00:06:07,208 --> 00:06:09,541 -That's how it started. -Little Louis! 128 00:06:09,625 --> 00:06:12,249 With Little Louis. Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 129 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:15,249 How about yours? 130 00:06:16,249 --> 00:06:18,583 Ah, Jesus. Um... 131 00:06:20,625 --> 00:06:23,208 Well, I was a teenager. Older girl hooked it up. 132 00:06:23,291 --> 00:06:24,958 Probably because she didn't want the trick. 133 00:06:25,041 --> 00:06:27,500 He was, like, 300 pounds. A huge guy. 134 00:06:27,583 --> 00:06:28,958 MAN: Want that bacon black! 135 00:06:29,041 --> 00:06:33,999 And um-- Oh! It was at a room in The Princess. 136 00:06:34,083 --> 00:06:35,500 Do you remember? Yes. 137 00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:39,083 -The Princess. Yeah. -Oh, hell yes. That place. 138 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:42,416 And, um, you know, he said all he wanted was a back rub. 139 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:45,458 I was like... easy right? 140 00:06:46,917 --> 00:06:49,333 And, um, so he's got this oil he wants me to use. 141 00:06:49,416 --> 00:06:53,708 I-- I pour it all over him. And I'm rubbing away. 142 00:06:53,792 --> 00:06:56,124 It takes forever to get this guy covered in oil. 143 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:58,416 -He's like a fucking mountain. -(CHUCKLES) 144 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:01,083 You know, after a while, surprise surprise, he gets hard, 145 00:07:01,166 --> 00:07:03,999 he says, uh, "Now suck my dick." 146 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:06,833 And so, I go down on him. 147 00:07:06,917 --> 00:07:09,291 And I am not fucking kidding you, 148 00:07:09,375 --> 00:07:11,583 this motherfucker had not washed in weeks. 149 00:07:11,667 --> 00:07:12,917 Ugh... 150 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:15,750 No, the smell, I'm like-- I was gagging. 151 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:18,458 And I was thinking I should just jump out the fucking window. 152 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:23,375 You know, I was just a kid. 153 00:07:25,249 --> 00:07:26,833 Thinking about offing myself. 154 00:07:28,667 --> 00:07:32,708 Just a little kid. (SIGHS) Anyway, got easier after that. 155 00:07:34,416 --> 00:07:36,833 So, your movie, um... 156 00:07:36,917 --> 00:07:40,875 it's what-- it's supposed to be like our stories or...? 157 00:07:42,792 --> 00:07:44,208 I don't know yet. 158 00:07:45,083 --> 00:07:46,041 MELISSA: Hmm. 159 00:07:46,124 --> 00:07:49,208 I'm still brainstorming. 160 00:07:49,291 --> 00:07:52,750 Candy, you-- you always worked alone though, right? 161 00:07:53,708 --> 00:07:55,625 Never had a man? 162 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:57,999 Nah, wasn't my thing. 163 00:08:00,208 --> 00:08:01,750 Yeah, a man was... 164 00:08:02,833 --> 00:08:05,249 always a part of it for me. 165 00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:07,291 -Mm-hmm. -I don't know. Um... 166 00:08:07,375 --> 00:08:10,375 Dr. Joyce Brothers, you-- do you listen to her? 167 00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:11,875 I know who she is. 168 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:15,541 Yeah, she'd say that it all goes back to my father. 169 00:08:17,249 --> 00:08:19,041 Well, fathers, yeah. 170 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,458 Yeah, mine... 171 00:08:21,541 --> 00:08:25,333 My father was a stupid, fall down drunk. 172 00:08:25,416 --> 00:08:29,958 You know, old story. Too cliché for you probably. 173 00:08:32,124 --> 00:08:34,917 I don't think anything's cliché if it's true. 174 00:08:34,999 --> 00:08:38,166 -LEON: Food's coming up shortly. -I like that. 175 00:08:38,249 --> 00:08:39,583 I don't really know what it means... 176 00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:41,416 (CHUCKLES) ...but it sounds good. 177 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:43,750 Yeah, that's all that matters. 178 00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:47,583 Chicks on a raft, frog sticks. Eggs in Paradise, whiskey down. 179 00:08:47,667 --> 00:08:49,291 Hopple popple in the alley, 180 00:08:49,375 --> 00:08:52,124 -and a couple of Tabs. -CANDY: Thank you. 181 00:08:52,208 --> 00:08:53,500 MELISSA: Thanks, Leon. 182 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:56,833 -See what I mean? -(CHUCKLES) 183 00:08:56,917 --> 00:08:58,249 (SIREN WAILING) 184 00:08:58,333 --> 00:09:00,208 CHRIS ALSTON: Anything at all on the owner? 185 00:09:00,291 --> 00:09:02,750 GENE GOLDMAN: It was an LLC. It's dissolved now. 186 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:05,249 It's just a shell, anyway. 187 00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:08,667 We haven't been able to identify the owner. Yet. 188 00:09:10,291 --> 00:09:12,667 So you want me to dig 'em out and hold him up to the light... 189 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:13,958 like we do. 190 00:09:14,041 --> 00:09:15,583 You find the guy who holds the actual deed, 191 00:09:15,667 --> 00:09:17,750 and he's someone with any kind of public profile, 192 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:19,625 we'll go that way. 193 00:09:19,708 --> 00:09:22,124 If not, we'll have to figure something else out. 194 00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:25,750 You need this block bad, huh? 195 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,999 You can spit from here to the new Marriott. 196 00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:29,999 Half these buildings are in turn around. 197 00:09:31,416 --> 00:09:32,458 It's time. 198 00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:38,625 ♪ ("JUMP (FOR MY LOVE)" BY THE POINTER SISTERS PLAYS) ♪ 199 00:09:40,541 --> 00:09:42,333 (SINGING) ♪ I take you down ♪ 200 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:45,041 ♪ I take you down ♪ 201 00:09:45,124 --> 00:09:47,708 ♪ Where no one's ever gone Before ♪ 202 00:09:47,792 --> 00:09:49,625 -♪ And if you want more ♪ -All right. 203 00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:52,416 They're waiting for you, beautiful. 204 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:55,249 -You psyched? -Sure. 205 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,792 (CHUCKLES) Look at these gnarly skanks. 206 00:09:57,875 --> 00:09:59,833 You're gonna be the hottest thing on set. 207 00:10:06,458 --> 00:10:08,249 See what you do to me? 208 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:10,041 You do that to every guy. 209 00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:13,041 Go get 'em, baby. 210 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:15,875 Do that do. 211 00:10:15,958 --> 00:10:19,333 ♪ Jump if you want to taste My kisses in the night then ♪ 212 00:10:19,416 --> 00:10:22,458 ♪ Jump, jump for my love ♪ 213 00:10:30,208 --> 00:10:35,208 ♪ You told me I'm the only woman for you ♪ 214 00:10:36,999 --> 00:10:38,208 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 215 00:10:38,291 --> 00:10:40,708 (SHOWERS TRICKLE) 216 00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:43,375 (LAUGHTER) 217 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,041 (DOOR OPENS) 218 00:10:50,124 --> 00:10:51,416 Hey, sailor. 219 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,875 -Howdy, cowboy. -(VINCENT MARTINO CHUCKLES) 220 00:10:53,958 --> 00:10:55,416 How's it hangin'? 221 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,541 Oh... by a thread. 222 00:10:57,625 --> 00:10:59,083 Yeah, what's the problem? 223 00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:00,833 Nothing too big. Townhouse is okay. 224 00:11:00,917 --> 00:11:02,249 It's just here and the bar, man, 225 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:03,875 they're just not showing up in numbers. 226 00:11:03,958 --> 00:11:07,124 So, this is still a little light. 227 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,124 Is that gonna be cool? 228 00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:12,041 (SIGHS) It ain't your fault. 229 00:11:12,124 --> 00:11:14,333 You know Rudy knows what you're dealing with down here. 230 00:11:14,416 --> 00:11:15,458 Does he? 231 00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:18,375 I don't know, man. 232 00:11:18,458 --> 00:11:21,166 They might end up just shutting us all down, bathhouses. 233 00:11:21,249 --> 00:11:22,541 Back rooms, too. 234 00:11:22,625 --> 00:11:24,958 Who knows, you know, maybe that'd be better, 235 00:11:25,041 --> 00:11:26,750 you know, for... 236 00:11:26,833 --> 00:11:29,458 prevention. You know, safety. 237 00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:32,166 I say keep the fucking where you can see it. 238 00:11:32,249 --> 00:11:34,625 Talk to people, teach 'em what works, what doesn't work. 239 00:11:34,708 --> 00:11:36,124 Don't just close down the buildings. 240 00:11:36,208 --> 00:11:37,625 Buildings don't make people fucking sick. 241 00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:39,999 You know, see, you're smart about this. 242 00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:41,625 Maybe you should run for office. 243 00:11:41,708 --> 00:11:43,166 For what? Town whore? 244 00:11:43,249 --> 00:11:44,375 You'd be a shoe-in. 245 00:11:44,458 --> 00:11:46,750 -Fuck you. (LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS) 246 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:51,166 But, uh... you're okay, right? 247 00:11:51,249 --> 00:11:54,333 Me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. I'm good. 248 00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:56,291 Okay. 249 00:11:57,625 --> 00:11:59,583 -All right, Paul. -Yeah, good to see you. 250 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,708 -SEAN: Nice. Very nice. -PORN ACTRESS: 'Kay. Hang on! 251 00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:05,458 SEAN: Carl, swing over to Roy. 252 00:12:05,541 --> 00:12:07,291 -He's got his line coming up. -Service! 253 00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:09,041 PORN ACTRESS #2: Ooh! Thanks, Tyra! 254 00:12:09,124 --> 00:12:10,875 SEAN: Angylene, keep doing what you're doing. That's great. 255 00:12:10,958 --> 00:12:13,041 Kimmy, lean over Roy a little more. 256 00:12:13,124 --> 00:12:17,124 I want your tits right in his face. There you go. 257 00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:18,667 Okay, Roy. 258 00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:20,458 Oh, it's so wrong. 259 00:12:21,124 --> 00:12:23,166 But so right. 260 00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:27,625 SEAN: Lori, cheat forward. 261 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,583 Yes. 262 00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:35,333 Mike, assume the position. 263 00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:45,375 -(GAGS) -Closer. 264 00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:49,166 Let me show you how we do it in Iowa. 265 00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:53,500 What? No, no! We're gonna have to cut. 266 00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:55,583 -No. -Cut, cut, cu-- What is it? 267 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:57,750 Uh, no gag. I don't do gags. 268 00:12:57,833 --> 00:12:59,041 And what's with the corn? 269 00:12:59,124 --> 00:13:01,708 He's your hick cousin. From the sticks. 270 00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:03,583 -So he brought corn? -Yeah. 271 00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:05,958 -Just go with it. -Can I talk to you for a minute? 272 00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:18,625 He was going for my ass. 273 00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:21,041 So what? You cleaned, right? 274 00:13:21,541 --> 00:13:22,625 (SCOFFS) 275 00:13:22,708 --> 00:13:24,958 Lori, we're paying you rate for anal. 276 00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:26,958 Not with vegetables, you're not. 277 00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:28,375 Did you clear this with Kiki? 278 00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,917 I don't clear every scene with your agent. 279 00:13:29,999 --> 00:13:31,416 Well, maybe you should. 280 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,625 It's my name on the box that sells your product. 281 00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:36,124 I'm Lori fucking Madison. I'm not some bimbo who's willing to do anything 282 00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:38,958 just to be in a movie. Okay, I am the fucking movie. Now, you're telling me 283 00:13:39,041 --> 00:13:40,999 I have to shove produce up my ass? 284 00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:43,041 -Lori-- -And who the fuck is that? 285 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,999 He owns the house. 286 00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:50,124 Gets to watch. 287 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:53,375 Fuck you. Fuck him. Where's the phone? 288 00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:02,291 Hey! Sh-Sh-Sh-Shay! 289 00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:06,458 You okay? 290 00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:08,208 Is Rodney here? 291 00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:09,750 Rodney? 292 00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:12,999 No, wait-- You got a ginger ale? 293 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:14,708 Yeah, sure, hon. Come sit down. 294 00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:16,583 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 295 00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:25,917 ABBY PARKER: Can I make you something hot? 296 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,208 Uh-- just-- just this, thanks. 297 00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:34,625 It's good. 298 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,458 My mother believed in ginger ale. A cure-all. 299 00:14:37,541 --> 00:14:38,792 (CHUCKLES) 300 00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:41,458 "Ma, I got a cold." "Drink ginger ale." 301 00:14:41,541 --> 00:14:44,375 "Ma, my foot hurts." "Drink ginger ale." 302 00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:46,458 "Ma, I got run over by a lawn mower." 303 00:14:46,541 --> 00:14:49,708 "Drink ging--" (COUGHS VIOLENTLY) 304 00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:51,792 Come on, Shay. Please sit down. 305 00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:58,291 I'm okay. 306 00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:01,333 Just need a second. 307 00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:07,625 Could-- Could I have some more? 308 00:15:08,999 --> 00:15:11,625 Why don't you finish this one first, huh? 309 00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:12,792 (SHAY SIGHS) 310 00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:14,667 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 311 00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:25,667 And the image keeps coming back. It's like a theme or... 312 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,291 like a motif, I guess. 313 00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:30,166 And I want there to be a really intense point of view, 314 00:15:30,249 --> 00:15:31,917 so I'm building that into the script. 315 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:34,333 And I'm gonna write this one myself. 316 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,917 I'm gonna try. 317 00:15:36,999 --> 00:15:40,083 I've been talkin' to the girls. I've been hearing their stories. 318 00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:41,625 -Eileen, I-- -Yeah? 319 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,750 Well, I don't want to interrupt your conceptualizing. 320 00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:47,750 -No. -Uh, I want to reiterate... 321 00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:51,291 I'm not funding this one. I am not kidding. 322 00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:53,750 I can't be on this ride with you. 323 00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:57,458 Have I asked you for anything? I don't want your money, Harvey. 324 00:15:57,541 --> 00:15:58,833 What I want is your ear. 325 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,541 Or can I not bounce an idea off you now? 326 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:04,333 HARVEY WASSERMAN: No, of course. I'm sorry. Bounce away. 327 00:16:04,416 --> 00:16:08,958 B-- wait. First, just-- I need a favor. 328 00:16:09,041 --> 00:16:10,958 And it's money for both of us. Right? 329 00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:13,208 You still need to pay the rent, right? 330 00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:16,625 So... we're shooting tonight. Tony flaked. 331 00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:18,792 He checked himself into fucking rehab. 332 00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:20,625 You gotta cover. 333 00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:22,333 You g-- you hav-- please. 334 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:23,917 It's a couple scenes. Here. 335 00:16:23,999 --> 00:16:28,833 Only scenes outstanding are self-pleasure in a bathtub 336 00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:32,999 and principals straight fucking while French maid looks on. 337 00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:35,333 And then does the maid join them? 338 00:16:36,124 --> 00:16:37,249 What are the chances? 339 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:38,625 WOMAN: H.W. International Films. 340 00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:41,333 -Genius. -WOMAN: How can I help you? 341 00:16:41,416 --> 00:16:43,999 How'd you ever come up with that plot pivot? 342 00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:49,166 Fuck, Harvey, all this talk about your film appreciation. 343 00:16:49,249 --> 00:16:53,875 French New Wave, fucking Godard, Charbroil, it's all talk. 344 00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:56,416 -It's Chabrol. It's Chabrol. -Yeah. 345 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:59,041 I know it's Chabrol. I'm making a fucking joke. 346 00:16:59,124 --> 00:17:01,583 You lose your sense of humor when you lost your soul? 347 00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:03,792 That's-- Hey, Eileen, that's not fair. 348 00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:05,208 That's not fair. 349 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:11,083 No, no, no, no. Stay. Here, stay. 350 00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:13,166 Talk about your movie. 351 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:16,291 You are a fucking sellout. 352 00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:29,792 Lor, I got girls in my office right now who'll do this 353 00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:33,249 in a heartbeat and shoot popcorn out of their ass to boot. 354 00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:35,500 LORI MADISON: What about that creepy shit watching? I don't like it. 355 00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:38,541 Babe, you're just gonna have to grin and bear it for now. Okay? 356 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,208 LORI: I didn't agree to any of this. 357 00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:44,500 Lori, I need you to be a team player. 358 00:17:44,583 --> 00:17:48,208 Sean Howard is the hottest director working right now, 359 00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:50,041 and this is how he rolls. 360 00:17:50,124 --> 00:17:53,708 This is an important gig, okay? 361 00:17:53,792 --> 00:17:54,792 Fuck, Kiki! 362 00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,500 -Lori... -Whatever! 363 00:18:00,124 --> 00:18:02,291 (SNORTS) 364 00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:09,999 ROY: I'm gonna plow your field. 365 00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:13,458 ANGELYNE: Hmm, sow those oats, Johnny Jr. 366 00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:15,208 (EXHALES) 367 00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:18,958 (GRUNTS) Just don't tell Aunt Sharon. 368 00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:20,875 And cut. 369 00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:22,667 Roy, keep the wood. 370 00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:23,999 Are we good? 371 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:25,999 Hallelujah. 372 00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:27,708 But not in my ass. 373 00:18:31,249 --> 00:18:32,583 RECEPTIONIST: Just sign-- sign there. 374 00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:34,958 (GRUNTS, COUGHS VIOLENTLY) 375 00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:39,458 Abby Parker, I need to see Dr. Wells if she's in. 376 00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:41,458 She's here, but unless you have an appointment-- 377 00:18:41,541 --> 00:18:43,083 Get her on the phone and tell her 378 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:45,208 that Abby is in the waiting area and she has someone 379 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,041 who needs her assistance right now. 380 00:18:47,124 --> 00:18:48,166 Abby? 381 00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:50,375 Abby with the envelopes. 382 00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:58,291 Dr. Wells, can you come to reception? 383 00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:01,333 -(SHAY COUGHING) -That's great. Thank you. 384 00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:11,166 It's bronchitis. I get it every winter. 385 00:19:11,249 --> 00:19:16,458 I got ya hot tea... and a roll. 386 00:19:16,541 --> 00:19:18,708 Thought you were gonna make me chicken soup. 387 00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:20,249 I can run to the deli. 388 00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:22,166 I'm shitting you. 389 00:19:22,249 --> 00:19:23,958 (LORETTA CHUCKLES) 390 00:19:24,041 --> 00:19:26,041 ABBY: This is embarrassing that I don't know this, but... 391 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,583 what's your last name? 392 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:29,792 Brody. 393 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:31,583 Brody. 394 00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:35,999 And you spell Shay with a... 395 00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:38,541 It's-- It's Lila, actually. 396 00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:44,291 Lila Brody. 397 00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:46,333 Yeah, nice Jewish girl. 398 00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:49,249 Then you can make your own damn chicken soup. 399 00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,541 -Fuck you. -(BOTH LAUGH) 400 00:19:53,249 --> 00:19:54,375 Miss Parker? 401 00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:01,375 VINCENT: So, what you're telling me 402 00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:03,708 is that you're having problems with your people. 403 00:20:03,792 --> 00:20:06,291 RUDY PIPILO: Not personally, no. 404 00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:08,875 But the organization is in, like, disarray. 405 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,625 So, you good with them? 406 00:20:11,999 --> 00:20:13,416 I never see the big guy. 407 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,249 He don't come out of that castle. 408 00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:18,541 Built out on Staten Island with the columns and marble... 409 00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:22,999 and the... silk dressing gowns like fucking Liberace. 410 00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:25,375 Fucks his maid with his wife in the next room. 411 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:28,875 I mean, that's the mother of your kids. Show some respect. 412 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:29,999 Yeah. 413 00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:31,792 I don't know. 414 00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:33,667 I don't think he's gonna last. 415 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:38,458 So, what will happen if he goes? 416 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:41,458 Gotti and them, they'll make a play. 417 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,375 They're animals. 418 00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:46,208 And what's all this have to do with me? 419 00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:48,458 They're gonna start taking 15 percent 420 00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:49,833 from us instead of ten. 421 00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:52,625 So, I need you to work harder, Vincent. 422 00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:54,792 More promotions in the clubs. 423 00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:56,999 Whatever you gotta do in the parlors and the peeps 424 00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:58,249 to increase revenue. 425 00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:00,333 About all that, Rudy. You know... 426 00:21:01,667 --> 00:21:04,500 On Paul's side of things, there's this sickness. 427 00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:06,708 You know, he's not stealin'. 428 00:21:06,792 --> 00:21:08,375 He's light 'cause he's light. 429 00:21:08,458 --> 00:21:10,583 Yeah, I know. That's some frightening shit going on. 430 00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,208 But Paul aside... 431 00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:15,249 Yeah, I'll do my best, Rudy. 432 00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:16,875 RUDY: I know you will. 433 00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:21,166 -So, you got a new car. -Yeah. 434 00:21:21,249 --> 00:21:22,833 Eighty-five Mark. 435 00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:26,124 What's with the phone? 436 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,792 It was an option. 437 00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:32,958 I mean, I could never talk business on this thing, 438 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,375 but shit, I had to have it. 439 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:40,667 So, this one... owns this one... 440 00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:43,917 who's doing business as this one. 441 00:21:43,999 --> 00:21:47,458 Until this one... why is this so complicated? 442 00:21:47,541 --> 00:21:50,041 We're not used to this process exactly. 443 00:21:50,124 --> 00:21:51,833 In the past, we haven't typically pursued 444 00:21:51,917 --> 00:21:53,458 -the building owners. -Why not? 445 00:21:53,541 --> 00:21:57,875 Because in America, constable, property is sacred. 446 00:21:57,958 --> 00:22:01,333 Historically, we don't wanna touch the real estate. 447 00:22:01,416 --> 00:22:03,083 We've gone after legal entities, 448 00:22:03,166 --> 00:22:04,792 running businesses within the buildings. 449 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:07,500 Unless the owners were a party to the illicit operation. 450 00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:09,291 But now we covet the property. 451 00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:12,917 Well, we don't. But finally, there are people who do, 452 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,750 and there's money to lure them in. 453 00:22:15,999 --> 00:22:17,541 One point seven billion 454 00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:19,917 -for the 42nd Street Development Fund. -That's right. 455 00:22:20,541 --> 00:22:23,083 So... dig deep. 456 00:22:27,208 --> 00:22:28,750 DR. KAREN WELLS: I don't know how she's still standing. 457 00:22:28,833 --> 00:22:32,291 She's got fluid in her lungs, raging throat infection. 458 00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:34,792 Yeast infection, it could be staph. 459 00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:37,333 I'll squeeze her into St. Vincent's. 460 00:22:37,416 --> 00:22:40,375 -She has no insurance. -We'll work it out. 461 00:22:41,583 --> 00:22:43,208 Thank you. 462 00:22:43,291 --> 00:22:45,333 We owe you, Abby. Your donations? 463 00:22:45,416 --> 00:22:47,333 They help us through the rough patches. 464 00:22:47,416 --> 00:22:49,083 So, um... 465 00:22:49,166 --> 00:22:51,958 do you think-- I mean, she's used needles. 466 00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:56,166 What you see in your experience, I mean, if this was your friend? 467 00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:58,166 If this was my friend, I'd be doing 468 00:22:58,249 --> 00:22:59,750 the exact same thing you're doing. 469 00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:04,792 Hi, this is Dr. Wells. 470 00:23:05,583 --> 00:23:06,625 (MOANS) 471 00:23:09,124 --> 00:23:14,625 Oh yeah, baby. Give it to her. (MOANS) 472 00:23:15,999 --> 00:23:17,416 Yeah. 473 00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:21,541 (SNEEZES) 474 00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:24,541 All right, let's cut. 475 00:23:24,625 --> 00:23:26,792 Nobody likes to watch dead people fuck. 476 00:23:28,458 --> 00:23:30,958 Just tell us what you need. Do you want more action? 477 00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:37,792 (SIGHS) This is so fucking lame. 478 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:42,333 Christina, you're supposed to be a French maid, right? 479 00:23:42,416 --> 00:23:44,083 CHRISTINA: Yeah. 480 00:23:44,166 --> 00:23:45,667 So, speak French. 481 00:23:47,667 --> 00:23:49,958 (FRENCH ACCENT) Oh my god! 482 00:23:50,041 --> 00:23:52,625 Daddy! Oui, oui! 483 00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:56,416 Oh, Mon Dieu. (MOANS) 484 00:23:56,500 --> 00:24:01,249 Mm. Bebe. Quel homme, quel homme... 485 00:24:01,333 --> 00:24:02,708 Wow. 486 00:24:02,792 --> 00:24:04,500 I'm Canadian. 487 00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:07,999 Où est la bibliotheque? 488 00:24:09,249 --> 00:24:10,833 Why don't you get on top of him? 489 00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:12,833 We roll. 490 00:24:12,917 --> 00:24:17,249 J'ai... Mmm. ...le livre. 491 00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:18,750 It's ridiculous. 492 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,166 Yeah, it's ridiculous, but it's a little better. 493 00:24:21,249 --> 00:24:23,041 And what about me? What do I do? 494 00:24:23,124 --> 00:24:27,792 I want you to stay hard and let the ladies riff. 495 00:24:27,875 --> 00:24:30,458 Ooh, cassoulet! 496 00:24:30,541 --> 00:24:31,625 Touchez-moi! 497 00:24:31,708 --> 00:24:33,958 Touché. 498 00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:36,792 Ooh, la, la. Such a big croissant. 499 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:40,041 -Oui, oui. (MOANING) -(LAUGHING) 500 00:24:40,124 --> 00:24:44,625 These tapes. Some are a mess. But some are great. 501 00:24:44,708 --> 00:24:46,291 And they're all real. 502 00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:49,625 I mean, real people fucking on video. 503 00:24:49,708 --> 00:24:51,625 It's the golden goose. 504 00:24:51,708 --> 00:24:53,333 DiBi gets us out there, 505 00:24:53,416 --> 00:24:55,458 we'll be making it hand over fist. 506 00:24:55,541 --> 00:24:58,667 -You seeing him tonight? -Yeah, later. 507 00:24:58,750 --> 00:25:01,458 Don't make me look bad. I vouched for you. 508 00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:04,958 Me? Never. So he's the king of porn, huh? 509 00:25:05,041 --> 00:25:07,249 Guess that makes me the prince, right? 510 00:25:07,333 --> 00:25:10,208 Yeah. Hey, what time you got? 511 00:25:10,291 --> 00:25:11,541 You're askin' me the time 512 00:25:11,625 --> 00:25:13,083 and you're lookin' at your watch? 513 00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:15,041 What, are you getting high on our own supply? 514 00:25:15,124 --> 00:25:16,750 Hey, would you shut up with that in here? 515 00:25:16,833 --> 00:25:18,291 -All right? -What are you, stupid? 516 00:25:18,375 --> 00:25:20,083 Hey, I'm not stupid. 517 00:25:21,833 --> 00:25:23,416 I'm going. You comin'? 518 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:24,625 No, I'm stayin'. 519 00:25:26,249 --> 00:25:27,958 -Stayin', huh? -Yeah. 520 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:31,458 ♪ (POP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 521 00:25:31,541 --> 00:25:33,375 JOEY DWYER: What are you doing? Get off me! 522 00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:35,166 Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme! 523 00:25:35,249 --> 00:25:39,333 Hey, fatter lines, dude. Fatter lines. 524 00:25:39,416 --> 00:25:42,083 This time, we're gonna huff it through a C-note. 525 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,124 Let me get in there. 526 00:25:46,249 --> 00:25:47,458 (SNORTING) 527 00:25:48,124 --> 00:25:49,166 Yeah! 528 00:25:51,291 --> 00:25:53,333 (SNORTING) 529 00:25:53,416 --> 00:25:57,833 TRENT: All right! Leave some for me. 530 00:25:57,917 --> 00:26:00,500 WOMAN: Hey, you bring enough for everybody? 531 00:26:01,917 --> 00:26:05,291 It's a party, right? Enjoy, baby. 532 00:26:06,875 --> 00:26:08,750 Dude, I shit you not. 533 00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:12,249 That intel you slid me today. Fucking choice! 534 00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:15,291 -I shit you not, man! If this deal goes through... -JOEY: Hey, 535 00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:17,041 one hand washes the other, right? 536 00:26:17,124 --> 00:26:19,625 Dude, you rock, my man. You fucking rock. 537 00:26:21,041 --> 00:26:23,333 Hey, yo-- What the fuck? 538 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:25,750 Where's my Benjamin? 539 00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:27,458 Yo, that shit's funny. 540 00:26:27,541 --> 00:26:29,208 Dude. Yo. 541 00:26:29,291 --> 00:26:31,124 Hey. Who took it, motherfucker? 542 00:26:31,208 --> 00:26:33,375 -Who you talkin' to? -Dude, who fucking took it? 543 00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:35,083 MAN: What are you gonna fucking do about it, huh? 544 00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:37,166 -Yeah, what are you gonna do? -TRENT: Fuck you, pussy. Fuck-- 545 00:26:37,249 --> 00:26:39,375 -Get your hands off me. -Yo, Trent, chill. 546 00:26:39,458 --> 00:26:42,083 -We're good, Mike. He's fine. -Is there a problem, big guy? 547 00:26:42,166 --> 00:26:43,625 -Get off. -Let's go. 548 00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:45,583 Wait-- Wait, Mike. Look, he's my buddy. Come on. 549 00:26:45,667 --> 00:26:47,750 Yo, get this ape the fuck off me. 550 00:26:47,833 --> 00:26:49,083 -Walk! -TRENT: Yo! 551 00:26:49,166 --> 00:26:52,166 -Fuck! Yo, Joey! -BIG MIKE: Walk! 552 00:26:52,249 --> 00:26:53,249 TRENT: Fuck-- Get-- 553 00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:55,375 (DOOR SLAMS) 554 00:26:55,458 --> 00:26:57,291 -You're fucking dead! -(POUNDING ON DOOR) 555 00:26:57,375 --> 00:26:58,833 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 556 00:27:01,792 --> 00:27:03,375 (PANTING) 557 00:27:07,708 --> 00:27:08,875 (RATS SHRIEK) 558 00:27:13,708 --> 00:27:16,375 Operator, I need the police. 559 00:27:17,124 --> 00:27:19,958 (APPLAUSE) 560 00:27:20,041 --> 00:27:23,583 As the curtain falls on our final performance-- 561 00:27:23,667 --> 00:27:25,999 (CHUCKLES) What curtain? We can't afford one. 562 00:27:26,083 --> 00:27:29,917 Okay, I will do the comedy. Thank you. 563 00:27:29,999 --> 00:27:32,249 I just want to say... 564 00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:36,291 it's been amazing working with all you brilliant souls, 565 00:27:36,375 --> 00:27:40,958 especially my genius co-star, the hunk with a heart of gold, 566 00:27:41,041 --> 00:27:44,208 Mr. Tod Lang. Get over here. C'mon. 567 00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:49,750 (APPLAUSE) 568 00:27:53,375 --> 00:27:54,667 I could've done it without you, 569 00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:56,333 but it would've been much more exhausting. 570 00:27:56,416 --> 00:27:59,041 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 571 00:27:59,124 --> 00:28:01,416 No, really. This is deep for me. I won't forget it. 572 00:28:02,083 --> 00:28:03,124 Or all of you. 573 00:28:05,249 --> 00:28:06,249 Thanks. 574 00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:09,041 (APPLAUSE) 575 00:28:10,375 --> 00:28:12,875 FRANKIE MARTINO: Look, Mr. DiBernardo, 576 00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:17,750 what would you say if I told you I'm sitting on hundreds of tapes 577 00:28:17,833 --> 00:28:20,249 of the hottest amateur porn out there. 578 00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:23,416 I'm talking raw, real, ready to go. 579 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,667 -With hundreds more comin'. -Yeah? 580 00:28:25,750 --> 00:28:28,249 The amateur market is burning up right now. 581 00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:31,208 People want real people. They don't want the pretend. 582 00:28:31,291 --> 00:28:33,792 I know the market. And I've seen your movies. 583 00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:35,625 They don't exactly float my boat. 584 00:28:35,708 --> 00:28:37,249 No, no, no. You don't get it. 585 00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:38,792 I was makin' "fake" real. 586 00:28:38,875 --> 00:28:40,917 This is "real" real, you understand? 587 00:28:40,999 --> 00:28:44,833 Who knew that couples in Yonkers and Westchester 588 00:28:44,917 --> 00:28:47,667 and everywhere else, they were lighting it up like this? 589 00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:50,833 Normally, these movies, they don't do it for me. 590 00:28:50,917 --> 00:28:52,917 But these tapes right here, 591 00:28:52,999 --> 00:28:54,999 they get your dick so hard, 592 00:28:55,083 --> 00:28:57,583 a cat can't scratch it. (CHUCKLES) 593 00:28:57,667 --> 00:29:00,124 This is the next big thing. 594 00:29:00,208 --> 00:29:01,458 But who am I tellin'? 595 00:29:01,541 --> 00:29:03,291 You got an eye for this, right? 596 00:29:05,625 --> 00:29:07,124 So, you interested? 597 00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:09,208 No offense but... 598 00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:12,083 you're carrying your product in a grocery bag. 599 00:29:12,166 --> 00:29:14,583 You spring it on me with no way to watch. 600 00:29:14,667 --> 00:29:16,999 And your shirt is missing a button. 601 00:29:17,083 --> 00:29:19,750 So right away, I'm not impressed. 602 00:29:19,833 --> 00:29:21,875 FRANKIE: Must've just popped. 603 00:29:21,958 --> 00:29:23,416 Leave your stuff here. 604 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:26,875 If I like, I'll sell it nationwide. I take 60 percent. 605 00:29:26,958 --> 00:29:28,041 Of what? 606 00:29:29,541 --> 00:29:31,124 The gross. 607 00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:34,249 Uh wh-- what if I got other suppliers or whatnot-- 608 00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:35,833 Our guest'll get out here. 609 00:29:36,458 --> 00:29:37,667 (DOOR OPENS) 610 00:29:38,667 --> 00:29:39,875 We didn't go nowheres. 611 00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:50,999 ♪ (PAUL PLAYS PIANO BRIEFLY) ♪ 612 00:29:57,041 --> 00:29:58,958 (PAUL SIPS EXCITEDLY) 613 00:29:59,041 --> 00:30:01,166 I am so proud of you, baby. 614 00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:03,583 (KNOCKING) 615 00:30:03,667 --> 00:30:05,375 JASON STEVEN COHEN: Tod-- Oh. 616 00:30:06,667 --> 00:30:08,708 TOD LANG: Come in. (LAUGHS) 617 00:30:08,792 --> 00:30:10,625 Jason Steven Cohen, Public Theater. 618 00:30:10,708 --> 00:30:11,958 Glen said you might come. 619 00:30:12,041 --> 00:30:13,625 Yeah, your director and I go way back. 620 00:30:13,708 --> 00:30:16,833 He told me I had to come see you in this, and he was right. 621 00:30:16,917 --> 00:30:19,708 So, we're mounting the new Christopher Durang play 622 00:30:19,792 --> 00:30:21,458 in the spring. Jerry Zaks is directing. 623 00:30:21,541 --> 00:30:23,291 -TOD: Okay. -Jerry Zaks. 624 00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:25,958 Yeah, and it's still early, but there's a role 625 00:30:26,041 --> 00:30:28,083 that I think... might have your name on it. 626 00:30:28,166 --> 00:30:30,667 I'd love for Chris and Jerry to meet you. 627 00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:32,124 Would you-- would you give me a call? 628 00:30:32,208 --> 00:30:34,416 What? Whoa... 629 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:37,958 COHEN: You have this built-in irony or... 630 00:30:38,041 --> 00:30:42,249 It's very specific. It's-- It's perfect for Durang's work. 631 00:30:44,249 --> 00:30:45,792 -All right, we'll talk. -TOD: Thanks, man! 632 00:30:45,875 --> 00:30:47,958 (CHUCKLING) All right, thank you. 633 00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:51,541 Man, I wish he didn't just tell me. 634 00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:52,875 I'm not gonna sleep now. 635 00:30:54,875 --> 00:30:56,208 (POUNDS TABLE) 636 00:30:56,291 --> 00:30:57,667 PAUL HENDRICKSON: Wait, you're still shooting the soap 637 00:30:57,750 --> 00:30:58,833 for the next few months though, right? 638 00:30:58,917 --> 00:31:00,166 Uh, yeah. That's what they said. 639 00:31:00,249 --> 00:31:01,833 PAUL: So, if you get this other thing-- 640 00:31:01,917 --> 00:31:04,999 I can do both. Shit is finally cracking open for me. 641 00:31:05,083 --> 00:31:07,833 I'm gonna-- I'm gonna say no to something? 642 00:31:07,917 --> 00:31:09,291 You're gonna burn it at both ends. 643 00:31:09,375 --> 00:31:10,708 Oh, look who's talking. 644 00:31:10,792 --> 00:31:13,333 You won't even see a doctor so don't lecture me. 645 00:31:13,416 --> 00:31:16,249 I'm lecturing you. Come on. Hey, you know my thing. 646 00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:18,500 I just assume that I have it. 647 00:31:18,583 --> 00:31:21,375 Okay. Baby, we-- we have to be smart 648 00:31:21,458 --> 00:31:23,999 with our bodies especially. Okay? 649 00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:26,333 And not push too hard. That's what I'm saying. 650 00:31:26,416 --> 00:31:29,500 I'm asking. Please. 651 00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:32,124 Can we not talk about this tonight? 652 00:31:32,208 --> 00:31:34,249 Shit. Yeah, I'm sorry. 653 00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:35,458 -I'm sorry. -Hey. 654 00:31:36,458 --> 00:31:37,500 We're here now. 655 00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:41,458 Okay. 656 00:31:41,541 --> 00:31:44,958 ♪ ("LOVE IS THE MESSAGE" BY MFSB PLAYS) ♪ 657 00:31:45,041 --> 00:31:47,750 VINCENT: One for good measure! Bottoms up! 658 00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:53,208 -Whoa! -SERGEANT TANNER: Police! 659 00:31:53,291 --> 00:31:56,458 SERGEANT TANNER: Make way! NYPD! 660 00:31:56,541 --> 00:31:57,750 Hang on one second. 661 00:32:02,124 --> 00:32:03,667 VINCENT: Hey, can I help you? 662 00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:05,375 Yeah, liquor license, please. 663 00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:07,416 Uh, we've already been through that. 664 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:10,124 Your liquor license should be prominently displayed. 665 00:32:10,208 --> 00:32:11,875 Is it prominently displayed? 666 00:32:11,958 --> 00:32:14,083 -Uh, like I said last time-- -So operating without a license. 667 00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:15,917 Now, are you aware there are illegal drug transactions 668 00:32:15,999 --> 00:32:17,583 taking place in this establishment? 669 00:32:17,667 --> 00:32:19,083 No, I am not. 670 00:32:19,166 --> 00:32:21,208 What about underage drinking. You aware of that? 671 00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:23,249 -Officer-- -Hey, cut the music. 672 00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:24,917 Hit the lights. 673 00:32:24,999 --> 00:32:26,249 Please. Don't do that. 674 00:32:26,333 --> 00:32:28,375 Folks. Folks, this place is now closed. 675 00:32:28,458 --> 00:32:30,208 Kindly make your way to the exit. 676 00:32:30,291 --> 00:32:31,375 Come on, man! 677 00:32:31,458 --> 00:32:33,249 You can't search us. It's illegal. 678 00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:35,333 Folks-- You can keep your drugs. I don't give a fuck. 679 00:32:35,416 --> 00:32:37,333 Just go get high somewhere else. 680 00:32:37,416 --> 00:32:38,875 Let's go, people. Move. 681 00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:40,541 Come on. 682 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:42,750 -(CLAMORING) -(POLICE RADIO CHATTER) 683 00:32:45,917 --> 00:32:48,708 Hey. Haddix! Haddix! 684 00:32:48,792 --> 00:32:51,500 What the fuck?! You come now? 685 00:32:51,583 --> 00:32:53,208 This is peak time for me. Peak! 686 00:32:53,291 --> 00:32:55,833 It ain't me or mine, Vince. All right, I'm sorry. 687 00:32:55,917 --> 00:32:57,208 These new guys, they're fucking cowboys. 688 00:32:57,291 --> 00:32:58,958 All right, well then get 'em in order. 689 00:32:59,041 --> 00:33:02,333 I can't do it. Ain't my boys. 690 00:33:02,416 --> 00:33:04,291 Anyway, nobody asked me for my vote 691 00:33:04,375 --> 00:33:05,958 when they passed the padlock law. 692 00:33:06,041 --> 00:33:07,416 I can only do so much for you now. 693 00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:09,500 Then what the fuck am I paying you for, huh? 694 00:33:09,583 --> 00:33:12,166 I'm sorry, Vince. I'm sorry. 695 00:33:12,249 --> 00:33:13,917 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 696 00:33:15,708 --> 00:33:16,750 Fuck! 697 00:33:20,291 --> 00:33:22,166 BISHOP: John, you're sealed with the gift 698 00:33:22,249 --> 00:33:23,750 -of the Holy Spirit. -CONFIRMEE: Amen. 699 00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:25,625 -Peace be with you. -CONFIRMEE: And also with you. 700 00:33:26,750 --> 00:33:28,458 You smell nice. 701 00:33:28,541 --> 00:33:31,124 Thank you. I always smell nice for church. 702 00:33:31,208 --> 00:33:33,583 That the father that took your virginity? Gray hair. 703 00:33:33,667 --> 00:33:35,708 BISHOP: We seal with a gift to the Holy Spirit. 704 00:33:35,792 --> 00:33:37,917 -The gray haired one. -BISHOP: Peace be with you. 705 00:33:37,999 --> 00:33:39,667 He's shitting bricks. 706 00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:42,291 Told him the bishop's gotta slap his face. 707 00:33:42,375 --> 00:33:44,291 The hell you tell him that for? 708 00:33:44,375 --> 00:33:46,583 -To fuck with him. -Shh! 709 00:33:49,083 --> 00:33:50,750 BISHOP: Peter, you're sealed with the gift 710 00:33:50,833 --> 00:33:52,625 of the Holy Spirit. 711 00:33:52,708 --> 00:33:55,249 -Peace be with you. -(WHISPERS) Here we go. 712 00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:57,500 -I present Luke. -BISHOP: Luke, 713 00:33:57,583 --> 00:33:59,583 you're sealed with the gift of the Holy Spirit. 714 00:33:59,667 --> 00:34:01,708 -Amen. -BISHOP: Peace be with you. 715 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:03,708 (CHUCKLES) All right. 716 00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:06,667 LORETTA: She looks cold. 717 00:34:08,041 --> 00:34:11,833 (HEART MONITOR BEEPS) 718 00:34:28,249 --> 00:34:30,291 See, this is why you should have stuck with us. 719 00:34:30,375 --> 00:34:32,750 -Who? -(LORETTA SIGHS) 720 00:34:33,958 --> 00:34:35,291 Women Against Porn. 721 00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:38,583 Loretta, I helped kickstart the whole fucking thing. 722 00:34:38,667 --> 00:34:40,625 To add to the irony, I did it with half a dozen 723 00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:42,958 -of the parlor envelopes. -I know. I was there. 724 00:34:43,041 --> 00:34:45,416 Yeah, when I did it, it was informational. 725 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,541 It was about awareness. 726 00:34:47,625 --> 00:34:49,750 It wasn't a goddamn frontal assault 727 00:34:49,833 --> 00:34:51,750 on the freedom of speech. 728 00:34:51,833 --> 00:34:54,291 Dworkin, MacKinnon, what they're doing 729 00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:56,625 with the censorship stuff. The city ordinances 730 00:34:56,708 --> 00:34:58,583 and now they're trying to get in bed with Reagan, Meese, 731 00:34:58,667 --> 00:35:00,041 -and those fucking shitheads. -So what? 732 00:35:00,124 --> 00:35:01,750 Now it's not about marching around, 733 00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:04,249 leading housewives from Scarsdale around the Deuce 734 00:35:04,333 --> 00:35:07,541 for show-me tours. Now, they're changing shit. 735 00:35:07,625 --> 00:35:10,208 How? By trashing the First Amendment? 736 00:35:10,291 --> 00:35:12,958 The First Amendment isn't about fuck movies, Abby. 737 00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:15,541 It's about important things. Ideas and shit. 738 00:35:15,625 --> 00:35:17,249 If you don't use it for the fuck films, 739 00:35:17,333 --> 00:35:20,208 it's not gonna be there for the ideas. 740 00:35:20,291 --> 00:35:22,375 -The problem with these-- -Hey. 741 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:26,750 You bitches do go on. 742 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,375 (LORETTA LAUGHS) 743 00:35:28,458 --> 00:35:29,667 Shit. Sorry, babe. 744 00:35:31,458 --> 00:35:32,750 How you doin', Shay? 745 00:35:37,708 --> 00:35:39,124 CHURCH MEMBER: Good job, you guys! 746 00:35:39,208 --> 00:35:42,124 Hey, you did good. Didn't I tell ya you'd do good? 747 00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:45,500 You take that. Don't show your mother. 748 00:35:45,583 --> 00:35:47,999 -Say thank you, Patrick. -Thank you. 749 00:35:48,083 --> 00:35:49,667 It hurt when the guy slapped ya? 750 00:35:49,750 --> 00:35:51,291 -So stupid. -(VINCENT LAUGHS) 751 00:35:51,375 --> 00:35:52,917 What this jadrool do? Nothin', huh? 752 00:35:52,999 --> 00:35:54,583 That's who you choose for a sponsor over me? 753 00:35:54,667 --> 00:35:57,249 What are you talkin' about? Helped him pick his name. 754 00:35:57,333 --> 00:35:59,625 Helped him say his prayers, didn't I, Paddy-o? 755 00:35:59,708 --> 00:36:01,333 -No. -What? 756 00:36:01,416 --> 00:36:02,625 Well, you did good anyway. 757 00:36:02,708 --> 00:36:05,166 You made your grandpa very proud. 758 00:36:05,249 --> 00:36:07,917 Hey, Dad. I've been meaning to talk to you. 759 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:11,750 I got this bachelor party coming up, guy from work. 760 00:36:11,833 --> 00:36:13,833 We're gonna rent a suite at the Milford. 761 00:36:13,917 --> 00:36:15,833 I wanted to get some girls up there. 762 00:36:15,917 --> 00:36:17,541 You know, just to dance and shit. 763 00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:19,875 I thought, uh-- I thought maybe from the parlor. 764 00:36:19,958 --> 00:36:21,458 Sounds like a pain in my ass. 765 00:36:22,083 --> 00:36:23,208 Won't be cheap. 766 00:36:24,083 --> 00:36:25,249 We'll talk. 767 00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:28,333 Bobby. Bob-- we going? 768 00:36:28,416 --> 00:36:30,833 Frannie, Uncle Nicky says we gotta go in your car. 769 00:36:30,917 --> 00:36:32,999 Ah, she's driving me frickin' nuts. 770 00:36:33,083 --> 00:36:34,500 Okay, Mama. 771 00:36:34,583 --> 00:36:37,416 All right. Joey, you're coming with me. 772 00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:39,249 But you're putting money away? 773 00:36:41,124 --> 00:36:42,500 Kinda. 774 00:36:42,583 --> 00:36:46,249 Look, I can say this to you. You know how to hear it. 775 00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:48,291 This thing doesn't last forever. 776 00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:51,375 Not for anyone. Not for you. 777 00:36:51,458 --> 00:36:53,416 With the reputation you're getting now. 778 00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:57,291 Reputation because I didn't want a corn cob shoved up my ass? 779 00:36:57,375 --> 00:36:58,875 It's not just that. Come on. 780 00:36:58,958 --> 00:37:00,917 Why don't you try sending me out for some actual legit work? 781 00:37:00,999 --> 00:37:02,375 I can do other stuff, you know. 782 00:37:02,458 --> 00:37:03,958 I don't have those contacts. 783 00:37:04,041 --> 00:37:06,249 Make some calls. This is Hollywood, right? 784 00:37:06,333 --> 00:37:08,750 You're on the other side of the hill from Hollywood, 785 00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:10,500 in case you didn't notice. 786 00:37:10,583 --> 00:37:13,458 You want straight film work, you need a straight agent. 787 00:37:13,541 --> 00:37:15,833 I'm not gonna lie to you about who I am or what I bring. 788 00:37:15,917 --> 00:37:17,667 I thought you were on my side. 789 00:37:18,541 --> 00:37:20,792 I am on your side. 790 00:37:21,458 --> 00:37:22,625 LORI: Mm. 791 00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:25,249 Which is why I want you to go in there 792 00:37:25,333 --> 00:37:28,083 and say yes to everything. 793 00:37:28,166 --> 00:37:29,833 This is Vibrance. 794 00:37:29,917 --> 00:37:32,750 Traci Lords did like a dozen titles 795 00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:36,999 with them last year. The whole "Best of Lori Madison" thing... 796 00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:40,083 doesn't happen without this. 797 00:37:40,166 --> 00:37:44,416 It's your shot. So, go finish this Sean Howard movie, 798 00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:46,833 and finish strong. 799 00:37:49,249 --> 00:37:50,875 Your tanning booths are ready. 800 00:37:52,291 --> 00:37:53,833 I gotta hit the ladies' room first. 801 00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:59,249 TESSIE: Gotta turn it, Frannie. Otherwise, it's gonna be dry. 802 00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:00,667 Okay, Mama. 803 00:38:00,750 --> 00:38:03,333 I hope you have enough. These people are morta de fams. 804 00:38:09,083 --> 00:38:12,625 Rita, what are you cleaning up for? Come on. 805 00:38:12,708 --> 00:38:14,999 FRAN: Here comes the ziti. Pardon me. 806 00:38:15,083 --> 00:38:16,999 So, you're happy though. On the job? 807 00:38:17,083 --> 00:38:18,999 -JOEY: Yeah, I love it. -Good. 808 00:38:19,083 --> 00:38:20,875 Yeah, you know, the trading floor, 809 00:38:20,958 --> 00:38:22,833 you need elbows so I fit right in. 810 00:38:22,917 --> 00:38:25,083 Some of the other guys, they went to college-- 811 00:38:25,166 --> 00:38:27,999 I don't know, they're smart, but not street smart. 812 00:38:28,083 --> 00:38:29,124 Gives me an edge. 813 00:38:29,208 --> 00:38:31,166 -Well, good. Good. -Yeah. 814 00:38:31,249 --> 00:38:33,999 -Hey, Bob, right? -How are you? Nice to see you. 815 00:38:35,583 --> 00:38:38,083 So... think you might want to invest? 816 00:38:38,166 --> 00:38:40,708 I mean, if I get like a tip. 817 00:38:40,792 --> 00:38:43,833 No. Your Uncle Frankie is a gambler. Not me. 818 00:38:43,917 --> 00:38:46,875 Well, it wouldn't really be a gamble if you catch my drift. 819 00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:49,166 FRAN: I'll get another one. 820 00:38:50,458 --> 00:38:51,625 So full of shit. 821 00:38:51,708 --> 00:38:54,541 (CHUCKLES) I-- I wasn't even being a smart ass. 822 00:38:54,625 --> 00:38:57,166 -I was very practically minded. -Still a pisser. 823 00:38:57,249 --> 00:38:58,667 FRANKIE: Listen to this one though. 824 00:38:58,750 --> 00:39:00,333 -So, no Abby? -CHRISTINA: Frankie! 825 00:39:00,416 --> 00:39:01,917 FRANKIE: Beautiful woman right here. 826 00:39:01,999 --> 00:39:03,166 -She had a thing. -Mother of my children. 827 00:39:03,249 --> 00:39:04,166 CHRISTINA: That's right. 828 00:39:04,249 --> 00:39:05,708 FRANKIE: Apple of my eye. 829 00:39:05,792 --> 00:39:07,792 VINCENT: My dad's all over this fucking broad. 830 00:39:07,875 --> 00:39:09,625 DOMINIC MARTINO : You're the sweetest thing in the room, baby. 831 00:39:09,708 --> 00:39:11,999 -There was a time... -You gotta be kidding me. 832 00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:14,333 -I'll be right back. -PATRICK: You mean Ms. Edwards? 833 00:39:14,416 --> 00:39:16,500 -She's my CCE teacher. -Tessie. 834 00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:18,166 -Disgrace. -We're at a party. 835 00:39:18,249 --> 00:39:20,166 -It's not-- It's not a wake. -I can't believe you. 836 00:39:20,249 --> 00:39:21,667 (CHUCKLES) 837 00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:23,583 What's this gagootz telling you now, huh? 838 00:39:23,667 --> 00:39:25,667 He's so freaking full of shit, this one. 839 00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:27,667 -Don't believe a word he says. He's so crooked, you know... -All right. 840 00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:29,166 You have to screw him into the grave. 841 00:39:29,249 --> 00:39:30,833 You listen to Daddy, but come here, 842 00:39:30,917 --> 00:39:33,958 -let me tell you something. -Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 843 00:39:34,041 --> 00:39:35,458 You know, 86 for you. 844 00:39:35,541 --> 00:39:39,208 I'm only fooling. I'm fooling. 845 00:39:39,291 --> 00:39:42,041 You know I love my sonny boy, you know that. 846 00:39:42,124 --> 00:39:43,750 Yeah, you're looking good together, you two. 847 00:39:43,833 --> 00:39:45,208 FRAN: You want me to get you some meatballs? 848 00:39:45,291 --> 00:39:47,124 Just try not to fuck it up this time, huh? 849 00:39:47,208 --> 00:39:49,208 FRAN: I got lasagna. 850 00:39:49,291 --> 00:39:51,166 Hey, where you goin', sugar cake? 851 00:39:51,249 --> 00:39:52,750 FRAN: You seen the Thompsons since they moved? 852 00:39:52,833 --> 00:39:55,958 Hey. We gotta book. Kids. 853 00:39:56,958 --> 00:39:58,208 I love your purse. 854 00:39:58,291 --> 00:39:59,458 Louis Vuitton. 855 00:39:59,958 --> 00:40:00,958 I know. 856 00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:03,833 Hey. Talk to you a minute. 857 00:40:03,917 --> 00:40:06,083 -Come here. -Yeah, sure. 858 00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:07,333 Don't be long. 859 00:40:09,833 --> 00:40:11,124 So how are the kids? 860 00:40:11,917 --> 00:40:12,958 Come here. 861 00:40:13,999 --> 00:40:15,041 What? 862 00:40:15,124 --> 00:40:16,541 What's up with you and Rudy? 863 00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:19,458 Huh? This whole video thing or whatever. DiBernardo? 864 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:22,500 -What? Nothing? -"Nothing"? 865 00:40:22,583 --> 00:40:23,958 He's not happy, Frankie. 866 00:40:24,875 --> 00:40:26,416 Fuck Rudy fucking Pipilo. 867 00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:28,708 This is my own thing from the ground up. 868 00:40:28,792 --> 00:40:31,375 Frankie! We have the sitter. 869 00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:33,625 Yeah. 870 00:40:33,708 --> 00:40:36,041 Listen, just keep it simple for once. 871 00:40:36,124 --> 00:40:37,875 You worry too much, brother. 872 00:40:40,333 --> 00:40:41,333 See ya. 873 00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:46,958 I want some more eggplant parm. You? 874 00:40:48,999 --> 00:40:50,041 Sure. 875 00:40:52,333 --> 00:40:54,917 RUDY: You, uh, you can't keep up with the technology. 876 00:40:54,999 --> 00:40:57,750 I heard where they're gonna have a hologram machine. 877 00:40:57,833 --> 00:40:59,583 It'll be like the girl's standing right there 878 00:40:59,667 --> 00:41:01,166 and you can fuck her for real. 879 00:41:01,249 --> 00:41:03,166 Only in the air or whatever. 880 00:41:03,249 --> 00:41:04,833 You believe this? 881 00:41:04,917 --> 00:41:06,833 -We're gonna fuck the air now. -(CHUCKLES) 882 00:41:06,917 --> 00:41:08,708 -RUDY: Ah, madonn' ah -Scoragiatto... 883 00:41:08,792 --> 00:41:10,958 So, fucking DiBernardo. 884 00:41:11,041 --> 00:41:12,958 You know he's poaching from me now? 885 00:41:13,041 --> 00:41:14,958 As if he ain't got enough already. 886 00:41:15,041 --> 00:41:16,458 How do you know this? 887 00:41:16,541 --> 00:41:18,750 Guy called me. DiBernardo made a side deal 888 00:41:18,833 --> 00:41:21,124 with one of my people. Right under my nose. 889 00:41:21,208 --> 00:41:23,583 -Who? -RUDY: Some asshole, don't matter. 890 00:41:23,667 --> 00:41:25,999 I don't even know how he got to the kid. 891 00:41:26,083 --> 00:41:28,708 Point is, he should be bouncing it back to me. 892 00:41:28,792 --> 00:41:32,124 -I'm owed, Carmine. -So take it outta your guy. 893 00:41:32,208 --> 00:41:34,875 I gotta pee. My fucking prostrate, man. 894 00:41:36,083 --> 00:41:38,708 Yeah, join the club. Hey, listen, 895 00:41:38,792 --> 00:41:39,999 if I don't see ya... 896 00:41:40,083 --> 00:41:41,249 Don't get up. 897 00:41:44,208 --> 00:41:45,291 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 898 00:41:46,667 --> 00:41:48,458 -QUACK: Hey. -GOTTI: How's it goin'? 899 00:41:48,541 --> 00:41:51,500 BAR KID: Well, look who it is! Good to see you fellas! 900 00:41:51,583 --> 00:41:53,124 Uh, these gavones. 901 00:41:53,208 --> 00:41:55,041 BAR KID: All right, let's get you guys some drinks. 902 00:41:55,124 --> 00:41:56,917 Oh, hey, Carmine, how you doin'? 903 00:41:57,792 --> 00:41:58,917 Sit a minute. 904 00:42:02,708 --> 00:42:05,500 WILLIE BOY: I lost big money on that team the other day. 905 00:42:05,583 --> 00:42:09,625 They got no heart, that Ozone Park crew. No class. 906 00:42:09,708 --> 00:42:11,333 -Look at 'em. -TOMMY LONGO: Hmm. 907 00:42:11,416 --> 00:42:15,291 The garbage they're moving now. The drugs? 908 00:42:15,375 --> 00:42:17,667 QUACK: Just God's way of keeping you humble. 909 00:42:17,750 --> 00:42:20,792 Guess that-- that's where the money is. 910 00:42:20,875 --> 00:42:23,208 That shit'll bring you down fast. 911 00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:25,708 BAR KID: Lemme know if there's anything else I can get ya. 912 00:42:25,792 --> 00:42:27,708 QUACK: Will do, kid. Want another? 913 00:42:27,792 --> 00:42:31,333 -GOTTI: Nah. -Fucking Gotti. Basta. 914 00:42:33,124 --> 00:42:34,291 Let's go. 915 00:42:38,708 --> 00:42:41,041 WILLIE BOY: How you doin'? 916 00:42:41,124 --> 00:42:43,541 MAN: Pretty good, pretty good. You take care. 917 00:42:43,625 --> 00:42:45,083 WILLIE BOY: Yeah, see you. 918 00:42:46,083 --> 00:42:47,541 HANK JAFFE: So, what do you do? 919 00:42:47,625 --> 00:42:50,333 CANDY: Um... I make films. 920 00:42:51,625 --> 00:42:55,291 I make erotic films. With a feminist bent. 921 00:42:55,375 --> 00:42:57,083 Femme erotica, I call it. 922 00:42:57,166 --> 00:42:59,792 Basically, it's skin flicks. It's porn. 923 00:43:01,875 --> 00:43:02,958 Yeah, I make porn. 924 00:43:04,291 --> 00:43:06,708 It's different, um, I do it different. 925 00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:09,041 It's not your usual fare... 926 00:43:11,208 --> 00:43:13,999 But... I'm a pornographer. 927 00:43:16,208 --> 00:43:17,792 And I've been a porn actress. 928 00:43:18,750 --> 00:43:20,833 So, there it is. 929 00:43:22,041 --> 00:43:23,999 You watch much porn? 930 00:43:24,083 --> 00:43:26,083 -I've seen some. -CANDY: Mm-hmm. 931 00:43:26,166 --> 00:43:29,291 So, did you recognize me? On New Year's Eve? 932 00:43:31,541 --> 00:43:34,291 I'm just trying to understand what's in your head. 933 00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:38,208 A beautiful woman alone at a bar. That's all. 934 00:43:39,875 --> 00:43:41,999 If I had recognized you, is that a problem? 935 00:43:42,083 --> 00:43:44,249 Or is it a problem now that I know? 936 00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:45,541 (CLEARS THROAT) 937 00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:49,708 Is telling me supposed to scare me? 938 00:43:51,166 --> 00:43:52,875 Well, I've just, uh... 939 00:43:52,958 --> 00:43:57,625 you know, I've met a lot of guys who say they don't care... 940 00:43:57,708 --> 00:44:01,041 and what they really mean is they wanna fuck the porn chick, 941 00:44:02,708 --> 00:44:05,708 and then once they cross that off their list, you know. 942 00:44:05,792 --> 00:44:07,750 I can't speak for other guys. 943 00:44:07,833 --> 00:44:10,875 -No. -I do admit, this is... 944 00:44:10,958 --> 00:44:13,625 -this a new one for me. -Mm-hmm. 945 00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:16,541 But, hey, I know I don't scare. 946 00:44:20,833 --> 00:44:23,500 So, um, what do you do? 947 00:44:24,375 --> 00:44:25,958 Uh, financing. 948 00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:28,458 Company wants to buy another, I help make it happen. 949 00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:31,999 -Mm. Here in the city? -I keep an apartment here, 950 00:44:32,083 --> 00:44:34,999 but my workplace is all over. 951 00:44:35,083 --> 00:44:39,208 -(CHUCKLES) So effusive! -I'm more interested in you. 952 00:44:39,291 --> 00:44:42,333 -Uh-huh. -Where'd you grow up? 953 00:44:42,416 --> 00:44:45,291 -I grew up in Queens, early on. -HANK: Mm-hmm. 954 00:44:45,375 --> 00:44:46,792 And then, uh... 955 00:44:49,208 --> 00:44:52,041 And then I was on the street for many years. 956 00:44:52,124 --> 00:44:53,583 I was a prostitute. 957 00:44:57,999 --> 00:44:59,541 (CHUCKLES) Nothing? 958 00:45:03,833 --> 00:45:04,917 Bullshit. 959 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,708 Don't judge me so quickly. 960 00:45:09,792 --> 00:45:13,124 Your story is intriguing, but it's not everything. 961 00:45:13,208 --> 00:45:15,166 I'm more interested in tonight. 962 00:45:17,458 --> 00:45:18,833 And what happens next. 963 00:45:19,875 --> 00:45:21,792 Yeah, this wine's got me loopy. 964 00:45:25,291 --> 00:45:26,625 Well, in that case... 965 00:45:30,541 --> 00:45:34,833 (GUESTS CHATTING AND LAUGHING) 966 00:45:34,917 --> 00:45:36,500 (LAUGHS BASHFULLY) 967 00:45:38,083 --> 00:45:39,166 You have this glow. 968 00:45:42,208 --> 00:45:44,541 -(CANDY CHUCKLES) -Actual glow. 969 00:45:44,625 --> 00:45:46,541 Do you know that about yourself? 970 00:45:46,625 --> 00:45:47,667 The drink. 971 00:45:48,792 --> 00:45:49,917 No, it's not. 972 00:45:54,792 --> 00:45:55,833 Cheers. 973 00:45:59,667 --> 00:46:00,667 (GLASSES CLINK) 974 00:46:03,792 --> 00:46:05,500 -(FOOD SIZZLING) -We're not playing. 975 00:46:05,583 --> 00:46:07,083 Oh, I know you're not. 976 00:46:07,166 --> 00:46:09,333 That first moment when you let 'em know what's what? 977 00:46:09,416 --> 00:46:12,667 Whip off your bag lady disguise or whatever like, bam! 978 00:46:12,750 --> 00:46:14,875 (CHUCKLES) Super Girl, Cop Edition. 979 00:46:14,958 --> 00:46:17,124 Mm-hmm. On your feet, at the punk, 980 00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:19,583 and he's down and cuffed all in one motion. 981 00:46:19,667 --> 00:46:21,917 Oh, I could watch you do that all day. 982 00:46:21,999 --> 00:46:24,792 I could watch you comb through files all day. 983 00:46:24,875 --> 00:46:26,750 ALSTON: (CHUCKLES) Low blow. 984 00:46:26,833 --> 00:46:28,333 JENNIFER: (GIGGLES) Poor guy. 985 00:46:29,375 --> 00:46:31,124 Still no progress? 986 00:46:31,208 --> 00:46:34,041 Going through land records, corporate assessments, 987 00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:36,500 corporate charters. You know those dolls 988 00:46:36,583 --> 00:46:38,792 where there's one inside another inside another? 989 00:46:38,875 --> 00:46:40,667 -Well, it's like that. -And? 990 00:46:42,166 --> 00:46:43,208 And nothing yet. 991 00:46:45,124 --> 00:46:46,958 There's more than one way to skin a cat. 992 00:46:47,041 --> 00:46:49,999 I found there were two fires at that property last year, so, 993 00:46:50,083 --> 00:46:52,750 maybe I get the fire marshal aboard. 994 00:46:52,833 --> 00:46:55,208 We make 'em answer some fire reg violations. 995 00:46:55,291 --> 00:46:57,958 -See if a real name surfaces. -Better yet, 996 00:46:58,041 --> 00:46:59,625 if the marshal can say they were arsons, 997 00:46:59,708 --> 00:47:01,792 you'd have a pattern of set fires. 998 00:47:01,875 --> 00:47:03,667 You can open up a criminal investigation. 999 00:47:03,750 --> 00:47:06,583 That'll get you a court order for those named owners, right? 1000 00:47:06,667 --> 00:47:10,041 Hm. Clever. 1001 00:47:10,124 --> 00:47:12,708 So, you're not just another pretty girl cop after all. 1002 00:47:13,917 --> 00:47:16,416 -Oh, missed. -(LAUGHS) 1003 00:47:19,917 --> 00:47:21,041 DR. OSER: All right. 1004 00:47:23,249 --> 00:47:24,833 Before we go through your blood panel, 1005 00:47:24,917 --> 00:47:26,917 let's make sure you understand what it will tell us 1006 00:47:26,999 --> 00:47:29,458 -and what it won't. -Oh, Jesus. 1007 00:47:29,541 --> 00:47:32,208 DR. OSER: We're not currently able to test for the virus 1008 00:47:32,291 --> 00:47:34,875 that causes AIDS, the H.T.L.V.-3 virus. 1009 00:47:34,958 --> 00:47:37,166 Hopefully soon, but not yet. 1010 00:47:37,249 --> 00:47:39,999 What we can do is measure your white blood cells, 1011 00:47:40,083 --> 00:47:42,333 specifically, your C.D.-4 count, 1012 00:47:42,416 --> 00:47:43,833 -which we believe-- -I don't know 1013 00:47:43,917 --> 00:47:45,416 what you're saying, Doc. 1014 00:47:46,291 --> 00:47:47,416 You're freaking me out. 1015 00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:49,083 I'm trying to give an overview 1016 00:47:49,166 --> 00:47:50,999 of where the testing stands at this moment 1017 00:47:51,083 --> 00:47:52,917 -and what-- -Just tell me the fucking-- 1018 00:47:54,750 --> 00:47:56,249 Where does it say the answer? 1019 00:47:58,416 --> 00:47:59,458 Mr. Dwyer. 1020 00:48:03,625 --> 00:48:07,124 Your blood work shows a healthy CD-4 count. 1021 00:48:07,208 --> 00:48:11,124 Your immune system overall is quite robust. 1022 00:48:11,208 --> 00:48:12,583 So, I don't have it? 1023 00:48:12,667 --> 00:48:14,875 I see no indication of exposure to the virus, no. 1024 00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:17,792 Oh, Christ! (CHUCKLES) 1025 00:48:18,750 --> 00:48:21,833 Here's a tip, lead with that. 1026 00:48:21,917 --> 00:48:23,667 You give a guy a heart attack. 1027 00:48:25,041 --> 00:48:27,291 -(WOMEN MOANING) -(BANGING) 1028 00:48:27,375 --> 00:48:28,792 RUDY: This goddamn thing. 1029 00:48:30,083 --> 00:48:33,708 Ah, shit. These tokens, huh? 1030 00:48:33,792 --> 00:48:35,541 These have gotta be caked in jizz. 1031 00:48:35,625 --> 00:48:37,375 -Here, hold those. -FRANKIE: Ugh, what the fuck... 1032 00:48:37,458 --> 00:48:38,917 -(COINS JINGLE) -FRANKIE: C'mon, Rudy, 1033 00:48:38,999 --> 00:48:40,875 I don't wanna be in here with you, Rudy. 1034 00:48:40,958 --> 00:48:43,249 Why don't you just tell me whatever you wanna tell me. 1035 00:48:43,333 --> 00:48:46,083 Hey. This is Show Land, right? Not Tell Land. 1036 00:48:46,166 --> 00:48:48,708 I want you to see what you're dealing with. 1037 00:48:48,792 --> 00:48:49,833 See it. 1038 00:48:50,541 --> 00:48:53,750 Okay, wait. Watch. 1039 00:48:53,833 --> 00:48:55,792 -FRANKIE: What? -RUDY: After this. 1040 00:48:55,875 --> 00:48:57,708 (MAN AND WOMAN SEXUALLY GROANING) 1041 00:48:57,792 --> 00:48:59,083 Now. 1042 00:48:59,166 --> 00:49:00,833 -FRANKIE: Why is it changing? -RUDY: Just watch. 1043 00:49:01,917 --> 00:49:03,917 MAN ON VIDEO: You're so pretty. 1044 00:49:03,999 --> 00:49:06,041 -Probably the prettiest girl-- -Ah, Jesus, she's a kid. 1045 00:49:06,124 --> 00:49:09,166 -GIRL ON VIDEO: Really? -MAN: Yeah. Don't you know? 1046 00:49:09,249 --> 00:49:13,208 -You have such nice blue eyes. -Ah... The fuck is this? 1047 00:49:13,291 --> 00:49:14,999 They bury this shit in the reels, 1048 00:49:15,083 --> 00:49:16,249 few minutes at a time. 1049 00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:18,124 The perverts know where to find it. 1050 00:49:18,208 --> 00:49:20,958 This is playing here in one of your booths, Francis. 1051 00:49:20,999 --> 00:49:22,541 You didn't even know about it, did you? 1052 00:49:22,625 --> 00:49:24,041 I don't wanna see this. 1053 00:49:24,124 --> 00:49:26,041 Brought to you by your good buddy, 1054 00:49:26,124 --> 00:49:28,583 Robert DiBernardo. Biggest name in kiddie porn. 1055 00:49:28,667 --> 00:49:30,625 Distributes more of this filth than anybody. 1056 00:49:30,708 --> 00:49:32,667 That's who you wanna be in business with? 1057 00:49:32,750 --> 00:49:34,291 I don't have nothing to do with this. 1058 00:49:34,375 --> 00:49:36,708 -What's your point? -You wanna deal with a pervert, 1059 00:49:36,792 --> 00:49:40,083 it's up to you. It's your head on the pillow at night. 1060 00:49:40,166 --> 00:49:42,833 You should have brought your amateur thing to me first, 1061 00:49:42,917 --> 00:49:44,667 Francis, okay? You're in my crew. 1062 00:49:44,750 --> 00:49:46,458 I told you fucking no, Rudy. 1063 00:49:46,541 --> 00:49:48,625 -(BANGING ON WALL) -BOOTH CUSTOMER: Keep it down! 1064 00:49:48,708 --> 00:49:50,792 Ay, mind your business! 1065 00:49:50,875 --> 00:49:53,667 Look, you want my loyalty? You shoulda cut me in 1066 00:49:53,750 --> 00:49:55,249 when I proved I was an earner. 1067 00:49:55,333 --> 00:49:56,875 Instead, you fucked me. 1068 00:49:56,958 --> 00:49:58,958 -So, get your hands outta my fucking pocket. -(COINS JINGLE) 1069 00:49:59,041 --> 00:50:00,875 BOOTH CUSTOMER: Shut the fuck up! 1070 00:50:00,958 --> 00:50:03,249 -(DOOR RATTLING) -FRANKIE: I'm fucking done talking about this! Fuck! 1071 00:50:04,083 --> 00:50:06,416 And fuck you, pencil dick! 1072 00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:08,500 (INDISTINCT CHATTER, WOMAN MOANING) 1073 00:50:08,583 --> 00:50:10,708 BOBBY DWYER: Tonight, while you're out in the field, 1074 00:50:10,792 --> 00:50:13,083 all communication is by beeper. 1075 00:50:13,166 --> 00:50:16,999 Out in the field. Like it's the military! 1076 00:50:17,083 --> 00:50:18,249 Yes, commander. 1077 00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:21,625 Black Frankie will stay on site with you, 1078 00:50:21,708 --> 00:50:24,208 as well as drive you to and from the venue. 1079 00:50:24,291 --> 00:50:28,249 I have a question. What do you do? 1080 00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:31,375 We're out there working our pussy, 1081 00:50:31,458 --> 00:50:33,667 Black Frankie is taking us back and forth, 1082 00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:36,458 -Bernice is behind the desk-- -I don't got time 1083 00:50:36,541 --> 00:50:38,708 to explain to you how management works. 1084 00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:41,208 Just give 'em the beepers. 1085 00:50:42,750 --> 00:50:43,750 Ladies. 1086 00:50:47,333 --> 00:50:49,041 Miss Madison, you are wrapped. 1087 00:50:49,124 --> 00:50:51,333 (SIGHS) Thank you, you have been so helpful today. 1088 00:50:51,416 --> 00:50:53,958 Oh, you're so sweet! My pleasure. 1089 00:50:54,792 --> 00:50:56,708 Here you go. 1090 00:50:56,792 --> 00:50:59,166 -What's this? -You can cash it tomorrow. 1091 00:50:59,249 --> 00:51:01,917 Cash it tomorrow? I sucked a dick today. 1092 00:51:01,999 --> 00:51:03,792 The neighbors called the fucking pigs. 1093 00:51:06,750 --> 00:51:08,833 -Fuck! -(PEOPLE CLAMORING) 1094 00:51:08,917 --> 00:51:10,375 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -WOMAN: Please! 1095 00:51:10,458 --> 00:51:12,458 LORI: So fucking sick of this fucking shit! 1096 00:51:13,041 --> 00:51:14,124 Fuck! 1097 00:51:15,917 --> 00:51:17,166 MONICA: Wait, where are you going? 1098 00:51:17,249 --> 00:51:18,416 LORI: Fuck. Shit. 1099 00:51:20,958 --> 00:51:22,333 (SIREN WAILING) 1100 00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:23,583 (GRUNTS) Fuck. 1101 00:51:24,541 --> 00:51:26,375 Fuck! 1102 00:51:26,458 --> 00:51:29,166 -(SIREN CONTINUES) -(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 1103 00:51:31,792 --> 00:51:33,625 (PEOPLE WHOOPING, LAUGHING) 1104 00:51:34,375 --> 00:51:36,041 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1105 00:51:37,124 --> 00:51:38,541 WALL STREET YUPPIE: For both of us. 1106 00:51:39,124 --> 00:51:40,166 Hell yeah! 1107 00:51:41,792 --> 00:51:46,416 ♪ ("THE MEDICINE SONG" BY STEPHANIE MILLS PLAYS) ♪ 1108 00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:49,124 (INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER) 1109 00:51:50,792 --> 00:51:52,124 Money, money, money. 1110 00:51:54,708 --> 00:51:56,833 -WOMAN: Whatever you want! -Thank you... 1111 00:51:56,917 --> 00:51:59,875 thank you, thank you. 1112 00:52:01,958 --> 00:52:04,833 ♪ Mama's gonna give you Some medicine ♪ 1113 00:52:07,208 --> 00:52:08,833 Woo! It's a party in there. 1114 00:52:08,917 --> 00:52:11,041 -Oh yeah? -Yeah, I shit you not. 1115 00:52:11,124 --> 00:52:14,667 Seven guys, 300 a head, that's 2100. 1116 00:52:14,750 --> 00:52:16,999 You got them mathematical skills. 1117 00:52:17,083 --> 00:52:19,124 No wonder you're on Wall Street. 1118 00:52:19,208 --> 00:52:22,124 But seriously? We could charge a lot more. 1119 00:52:22,208 --> 00:52:24,541 Maybe even build in a little more for me, I mean, 1120 00:52:24,625 --> 00:52:26,583 this could be a whole new line of business 1121 00:52:26,667 --> 00:52:27,833 right here, you know? 1122 00:52:30,041 --> 00:52:31,041 Woo! 1123 00:52:38,792 --> 00:52:40,416 STEPH: And I'm thinking, how much? 1124 00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:42,083 For a book he hasn't written yet? 1125 00:52:42,166 --> 00:52:44,083 Can I interest you in a few paintings I haven't painted? 1126 00:52:44,166 --> 00:52:45,458 -(ALL CHUCKLE) -STEPH: No, really, 1127 00:52:45,541 --> 00:52:46,833 these advances are nuts! 1128 00:52:46,917 --> 00:52:49,083 -For who? Not me. -That's my point. All the money 1129 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:51,333 goes to celebrity authors, real writers get screwed. 1130 00:52:51,416 --> 00:52:52,708 Speaking of where all the money goes, 1131 00:52:52,792 --> 00:52:54,667 did you buy your yacht yet, Mr. Fortune 500? 1132 00:52:54,750 --> 00:52:56,625 -(LAUGHS) -Why not two yachts? 1133 00:52:56,708 --> 00:52:59,083 His and hers, sounds serious. 1134 00:53:00,625 --> 00:53:03,416 -We'll see where it goes, right? -You betcha. 1135 00:53:04,833 --> 00:53:06,917 So, Eileen, what do you do to pay the bills? 1136 00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:12,958 -Mm. I work in film. -Have we seen you in something? 1137 00:53:13,041 --> 00:53:14,958 Nah, I'm more behind the camera, really. 1138 00:53:17,833 --> 00:53:19,750 Uh, I'm a porn director. 1139 00:53:21,999 --> 00:53:23,291 Eileen is being modest. 1140 00:53:23,375 --> 00:53:26,083 She is known for high quality femme erotica. 1141 00:53:28,999 --> 00:53:31,458 -Right? -Yeah, you betcha. 1142 00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:33,667 (ALL GIGGLING) 1143 00:53:33,750 --> 00:53:36,041 PHIL: Femme erotica? So that's all women? 1144 00:53:36,124 --> 00:53:38,375 No, no, it's men too. 1145 00:53:38,458 --> 00:53:40,291 It's everybody. It's full on. 1146 00:53:40,375 --> 00:53:41,833 You know, we don't hold back. 1147 00:53:41,917 --> 00:53:43,500 STEPH: Okay, I have about eight million questions. 1148 00:53:43,583 --> 00:53:45,583 -Okay, shoot. -MARK: Oh, boy, here we go. 1149 00:53:51,541 --> 00:53:55,124 (GASPS) Reg, gotta know, was he one of yours? 1150 00:53:55,208 --> 00:53:56,291 Who, what? 1151 00:53:56,375 --> 00:53:58,458 The guy who was just on the stairs? 1152 00:53:58,541 --> 00:54:00,958 Oh, God damn it, no. Was he cute? 1153 00:54:01,041 --> 00:54:03,249 -Oh, mega. -Oh, fuck. 1154 00:54:03,333 --> 00:54:04,667 -Yeah. -Probably 408. 1155 00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:07,333 She get all the fly ones, ol' spoiled bitch. 1156 00:54:07,416 --> 00:54:08,583 (BOTH GIGGLING) 1157 00:54:09,541 --> 00:54:11,208 Ay, come smoke a bowl with me. 1158 00:54:11,291 --> 00:54:14,500 Um... okay. 1159 00:54:16,208 --> 00:54:18,124 ♪ (AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1160 00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:23,166 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(SILVERWARE CLINKING) 1161 00:54:28,458 --> 00:54:29,999 EMPLOYEE: Here you are, five. 1162 00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:33,124 Have fun. 1163 00:54:33,208 --> 00:54:34,999 ♪ ("FATAL CRASH IMMERSED THE START" BY MODERN ART PLAYS) ♪ 1164 00:54:35,083 --> 00:54:36,124 (MUSIC VOLUME INCREASES) 1165 00:54:47,583 --> 00:54:48,792 (MUFFLED LAUGHTER) 1166 00:54:48,875 --> 00:54:50,541 PATRON: Slow down! Slow down! Slow down! 1167 00:54:51,416 --> 00:54:53,833 (PATRON GROANS) 1168 00:54:56,750 --> 00:54:58,667 PATRON 2: Fuck me harder! Come on! 1169 00:55:02,208 --> 00:55:03,750 MAN: You like it, right? 1170 00:55:04,958 --> 00:55:07,750 Take that! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! 1171 00:55:08,917 --> 00:55:10,458 MALE VOICE: Hola, Papi. 1172 00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:11,750 Hey, daddy. 1173 00:55:15,124 --> 00:55:17,917 (MAN MOANING SEXUALLY) 1174 00:55:38,750 --> 00:55:42,249 No, because Miss Thing was trying to be all fierce. 1175 00:55:42,333 --> 00:55:43,667 She was like... 1176 00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:46,249 ♪ ('LET THE MUSIC PLAY" BY SHANNON PLAYS) ♪ 1177 00:55:46,333 --> 00:55:49,708 ♪ We started dancing And love put us in... ♪ 1178 00:55:49,792 --> 00:55:51,083 -(THUDS) -Oh! 1179 00:55:51,166 --> 00:55:52,833 (MELISSA LAUGHS) 1180 00:55:52,917 --> 00:55:56,875 We fell out! Miss One needed emergency services, 1181 00:55:56,958 --> 00:56:01,792 -do you hear me? E.M.S., honey! -(LAUGHING) Oh, my God! 1182 00:56:01,875 --> 00:56:03,667 -I am gagging! -Oh, wait, wait, wait. 1183 00:56:03,750 --> 00:56:06,667 Did I show you what Marc-Steven bequeathed unto me? 1184 00:56:06,750 --> 00:56:07,917 No. 1185 00:56:11,416 --> 00:56:15,083 ♪ I thought it was clear The plan was we would share ♪ 1186 00:56:15,166 --> 00:56:18,083 ♪ This feeling just Between ourselves ♪ 1187 00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:21,958 -Oh, my God. -Worn by Miss Diana Ross 1188 00:56:22,041 --> 00:56:25,667 to the 1976 Grammy Awards the year she was nominated 1189 00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:30,166 for Best R&B Vocal Performance for "Love Hangover." 1190 00:56:30,249 --> 00:56:32,625 (SINGING) ♪ If there's a cure for this ♪ 1191 00:56:36,166 --> 00:56:37,583 Oh, you don't believe me? 1192 00:56:39,541 --> 00:56:41,083 Provenance, darling. 1193 00:56:41,166 --> 00:56:44,708 -Prov-e-nance. -Okay, this is... 1194 00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:48,208 -This is, like, fucking major! -Okay, bitch? 1195 00:56:48,291 --> 00:56:51,583 The upside to all of your friends dropping dead. 1196 00:56:51,667 --> 00:56:53,917 (MELISSA LAUGHING) 1197 00:56:53,999 --> 00:56:56,792 ♪ ("ONCE IN A LIFETIME" BY TALKING HEADS PLAYS) ♪ 1198 00:56:56,875 --> 00:56:58,458 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1199 00:56:58,541 --> 00:57:02,750 ♪ Letting the days go by Water flowing underground ♪ 1200 00:57:02,833 --> 00:57:06,750 ♪ Into the blue again After the money's gone ♪ 1201 00:57:06,833 --> 00:57:10,750 ♪ Once in a lifetime Water flowing underground ♪ 1202 00:57:10,833 --> 00:57:15,416 ♪ You may ask yourself What is that beautiful house? ♪ 1203 00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:16,958 ♪ You may ask yourself ♪ 1204 00:57:17,041 --> 00:57:18,958 ♪ Where does that Highway go to? ♪ 1205 00:57:19,041 --> 00:57:23,208 ♪ And you may ask yourself Am I right? Am I wrong? ♪ 1206 00:57:23,291 --> 00:57:27,166 ♪ And you may say to yourself "My God! What have I done?" ♪ 1207 00:57:27,833 --> 00:57:28,875 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 1208 00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:36,041 ♪ Letting the days go by Water flowing underground ♪ 1209 00:57:38,583 --> 00:57:43,917 (INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT OVER SPEAKER) 1210 00:58:04,541 --> 00:58:07,875 ♪ ("THE DEUCE" THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1211 00:59:18,166 --> 00:59:19,166 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 1212 00:59:19,625 --> 00:59:21,958 ABBY PARKER: If you could do one thing, what would it be? 1213 00:59:22,041 --> 00:59:22,833 Hi. 1214 00:59:23,041 --> 00:59:24,208 FRANKIE MARTINO: It's not how it looks. 1215 00:59:24,291 --> 00:59:26,083 What's it look like, Frankie? 1216 00:59:26,667 --> 00:59:28,458 ♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪ 1217 00:59:28,541 --> 00:59:30,833 EILEEN MERRELL: But to me, people are weighed down 1218 00:59:30,917 --> 00:59:32,999 by how other people see them. 1219 00:59:33,458 --> 00:59:34,583 I mean, I'm gonna live my life 1220 00:59:34,667 --> 00:59:36,458 for someone else's idea of what's normal. 1221 00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:40,999 There is no normal. 1222 00:59:43,291 --> 00:59:44,458 Normal is a lie. 1223 00:59:47,041 --> 00:59:48,792 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪