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WOMAN: Long ago,
our galaxy was ruled
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by an alien race
called the Eridians
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whose power and technology
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were far beyond
human comprehension.
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Though they disappeared
ages ago,
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they left behind fragments
of their technology,
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scraps that became
the foundation
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for all human advancement.
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But the Eridians'
greatest secrets
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were hidden in a vault
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located on the planet Pandora.
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The once peaceful world
was overrun by corporations,
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criminals,
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-and treasure seekers...
-MAN: Guns, guns, guns!
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WOMAN: ...fighting
and killing one another
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for a chance to find the vault.
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But it remained hidden.
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Then, amidst
the clouds of chaos,
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a glimmer of hope
shone through.
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A prophecy.
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That one day,
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a daughter of Eridia
would open the vault
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and restore order
to the broken planet.
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Yeah.
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That sounds like
some wacko B.S., right?
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Well, I thought so too,
until...
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-this mess happened.
-(RUMBLING)
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-(ALARM BLARING)
-(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
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(RAPID GUNFIRE)
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GUARD 1: There he is!
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GUARD 2: Stop!
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(ALARM CONTINUES BLARING)
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-(DOOR CLANGS LOUDLY)
-(GASPS)
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-(METAL STRAINING)
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(SIGHS)
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ROLAND: God damn!
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There's no air holes in there.
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(EXHALES) What a stupid helmet.
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Tina.
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Hey.
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(EXHALES)
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I'm Roland.
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Yeah. There's been some, uh...
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There's been some trouble.
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And Atlas,
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he sent me
to bring you to safety.
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-My dad sent you?
-That's right.
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His shortest soldier?
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Yeah, his shortest soldier
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to save his least
funny daughter.
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AUTOMATED VOICE: (OVER PA)
Code three security breach.
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The station is in lockdown.
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All personnel
must shelter in place.
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-Okay, let's go.
-Hey, hey, hey!
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-Let's slow down.
-GUARD 3: Target in sight!
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(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
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Come on. Come on.
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GUARD 3: Stop!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Stay down!
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-Oh, God.
-No, no!
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-(GRUNTS)
-ROLAND: Catch.
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Fake stormtrooper-ass bitch.
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Come here.
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Code three security breach.
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Come on. Come on.
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The station is now in lockdown.
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Wait, I changed my mind.
Take me back to my cell.
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-Please.
-Come on.
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GUARD 4: Holy shit!
One of the Psychos got out.
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PRISONER:
It's time to go insane!
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(GUARDS GRUNTING)
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(GROANS)
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PRISONER: You're in my spot.
(GRUNTS)
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Put him down. Put him down.
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(GRUNTS)
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-(GRUNTS)
-ROLAND: Hey, easy.
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What do you, uh...
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What do you say
me and you be friends?
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(SOFTLY) Shit.
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(GROANS)
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Sorry, Knoxx.
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PRISONER: My girl.
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(GRUNTS)
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TINY TINA: Krieg,
what's up, man?
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You want some pancakes?
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KRIEG: My girl broken.
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ROLAND: It's Krieg, right?
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-(KRIEG GRUNTS)
-Yeah.
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What do you say you help me
get her outta here?
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-(GRUNTS AFFIRMATIVELY)
-Yeah.
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(HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?
BY THE HEAVY PLAYING)
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WOMAN: Of course,
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we can't all be
the daughter of Eridia,
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skipping down
the path of destiny.
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Some of us
have to work for a living.
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PRISONER: You don't have
to do this, you know.
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I mean, I can pay you.
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Yeah, whatever's in my wallet
right now, it's yours.
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Okay?
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WOMAN: Shut up
or I'll break your other arm.
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PRISONER: Oh, no,
one arm's good.
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That's fine.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(PRISONER GRUNTS)
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-WOMAN: 'Sup?
-Sorry.
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-Quinn.
-Lilith.
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We do have other seats,
you know.
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Then he won't have
any trouble finding one.
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Uh, not tonight.
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(KNOCKS ON TABLE) Top shelf.
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(TRILLING)
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Not sure how top
you think the shelves are.
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Eh, buy your kid
some dance lessons.
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Hot date?
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You remember that heist down
in Lectra City last month?
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Yeah, a couple of guards died.
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Yeah, well, this sad sack
was the trigger man.
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Listen, I never meant
to shoot anyone.
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I was... (GRUNTS)
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I'm getting too old
for this shit.
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Bounty hunting? Uh.
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It's for the young and stupid.
Am I right?
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You really want me
to answer that?
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I do not.
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Lilith.
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-Piss off.
-(CHUCKLES)
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I heard you were quite
the crusty old...
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(GROANS)
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Wait. Wait, wait.
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We, uh, maybe got off
on the wrong foot.
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You see, um...
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(EXHALES)
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I represent a very wealthy man
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who has a contract for you.
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I've got a job.
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Maybe next month.
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MAN 1: You collect on that scum
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dead or alive, right?
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QUINN: Hey.
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Not in here, big boy.
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We don't want any trouble.
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It's just, uh, our employer
is, uh, not one for waiting.
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Who is?
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(PATRONS CLAMORING)
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(MAN GROANS, THUDS)
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Are you with these assholes?
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Or are you just a fan
of violence?
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These gentlemen work
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or should I say "worked" for me?
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-(GROANS)
-(LILITH SIGHS)
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QUINN: I'll get Kimber
to clean this up.
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Thanks, Quinn.
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(ELECTRONIC STATIC)
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MAN 2: (OVER HOLOGRAM)
That was impressive.
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I warned them
not to underestimate you.
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My name is Deukalian Atlas.
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And, uh...
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Hold on.
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(CHUCKLES) This is...
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This is rather awkward.
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Hey, you there.
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Fat boy.
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Put me on.
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(STUTTERS) But she just
killed Frank and Wes.
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But she would never
shoot a man of your caliber.
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(AMBIGUOUSLY) Mm.
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As I was saying...
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(SOFTLY) Start walking.
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
My name is Deukalian Atlas.
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President of the...
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The Atlas Corporation?
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Clue's in the name.
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Look, uh, this has been
a really long day.
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Can we just skip to,
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I don't know, whatever this is?
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ATLAS: Of course.
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My daughter has been kidnapped,
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and I need her returned to me.
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Bounty hunter, not babysitter.
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Haven't you got some
toy soldiers you can send?
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Yes, the Crimson Lance.
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Unfortunately, the kidnapper
is one of them.
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I need an outsider.
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Someone who knows
how to handle a planet
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full of Psychos, skags,
and vault hunters
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like they were born there.
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Your daughter's on Pandora?
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(SIGHS) Thoughts and prayers.
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But you couldn't pay me enough
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to set foot
on that shithole again.
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Are you sure about that?
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(BEEPS)
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Oh.
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Maybe you could.
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Okay, I'll start
when my current contract ends.
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(PRISONER GROANS)
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(BODY THUDS)
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(LILITH SIGHS)
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ATLAS: Seems like you're free
to start immediately.
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Give her the beacon.
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Activate this device
when you find my daughter
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and my people
will retrieve her.
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You haven't disappointed
so far, Lilith.
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I advise you not to start.
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(SOFTLY) Sorry.
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Oh, shit.
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(CREATURE SHRIEKS)
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(POD ENGINES ROARING)
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(POD POWERING DOWN)
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(LILITH GRUTS)
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(METAL CLANGING)
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Thank you for
flying Atlas transport pods.
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You've arrived
at your destination.
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Pandora.
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LILITH: Let me tell you
everything you need to know
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about Pandora.
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(CREATURE PANTING)
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-(GUNSHOT)
-(WHINES)
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It's a shithole.
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I should know. I'm from here.
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God, I hate this planet.
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It's the kind of place
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you don't ever wanna return to.
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So, the sooner I find the girl,
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the sooner I can
get the hell outta here.
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The soldier had hijacked
one of Atlas' shuttles
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and crash-landed here
months ago.
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There wasn't much left of it.
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It'd been stripped for parts
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and vandalized
by vault hunters.
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No way to know
if he and Tina even survived.
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Wanna know if you've seen her.
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But then I spoke
to some locals.
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Scavenger kids
barely scraping out a living.
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They told me
Tina and the soldier
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had passed through weeks ago
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heading north
towards Fyrestone.
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Then I ran
into some other locals.
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(HOLLERING) Run!
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LILITH: Psychos.
Murderous gangs.
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(SCREAMS)
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(SCREAMING)
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It was time to catch a ride
and head north.
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(JINGLE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
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MAN: Hello, vault hunter.
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Need a ride?
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Yeah, I'm not
a vault hunter, but...
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Then welcome aboard.
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People inside, bags up top.
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Don't need
any explosives going pop.
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That is a mess to clean up,
believe me.
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-(MAN LAUGHS)
-(SIGHS)
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Hello, passenger.
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My name is Marcus.
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But of course,
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you're not here for small talk.
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You are here to find the vault.
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Uh, you can stop there.
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Not a vault hunter.
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Just need a ride.
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If you say so. (LAUGHS)
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00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,851
(AD JINGLE PLAYING ON SCREEN)
264
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:04,325
Well, hello,
brave vault hunter.
265
00:12:04,358 --> 00:12:06,393
So, you've come in search
266
00:12:06,427 --> 00:12:09,730
of the secret lost vault
of the Eridians,
267
00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:13,367
right here on Pandora!
268
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,270
Do you want to be rich
beyond your wildest dreams?
269
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,205
First, you must find the keys,
270
00:12:18,239 --> 00:12:21,342
then the vault itself,
but it won't be easy.
271
00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:23,077
Could you turn this shit off?
272
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,345
Not a vault hunter.
273
00:12:24,378 --> 00:12:25,813
No can do.
274
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,983
This bus is for transporting
vault hunters, so...
275
00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:32,119
(ON SCREEN) Will you be
the one to find the vault?
276
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:35,990
Ancient alien treasure filled
with high-tech secrets...
277
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,958
Pandora is a dangerous place,
278
00:12:37,992 --> 00:12:40,194
so you need superior firepower.
279
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,496
Prepare yourself
with one of Marcus' munitions.
280
00:12:42,530 --> 00:12:44,999
MARCUS: Next stop, Fyrestone,
281
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:47,334
where all vault hunters begin.
282
00:12:47,368 --> 00:12:48,402
LILITH: Uh, no.
283
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,971
Really, I am not...
284
00:12:51,005 --> 00:12:52,540
-(GEAR LEVER CRANKS)
-(BRAKES SCREECH)
285
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:54,808
Thanks.
286
00:12:55,510 --> 00:12:57,311
Good luck, vault hunter.
287
00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:00,281
I hope you find
what you're searching for.
288
00:13:00,314 --> 00:13:02,216
(LAUGHS)
289
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,790
(JINGLE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
290
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:14,995
(SIGHS)
291
00:13:17,532 --> 00:13:19,534
(SLOW DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
292
00:13:48,062 --> 00:13:49,063
(GRAVEL SHIFTING)
293
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,506
LILITH: Two weeks on the trail,
294
00:13:58,540 --> 00:14:00,908
and it was as cold
as Pandora's moons.
295
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:05,012
Tina and the soldier
were long gone.
296
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:09,116
I needed a miracle,
but I got something else.
297
00:14:10,384 --> 00:14:12,186
(CREATURE CHITTERING)
298
00:14:22,630 --> 00:14:25,065
-(METAL CLANGS)
-MALE VOICE: My eye!
299
00:14:25,099 --> 00:14:27,167
You shot me in my eye!
300
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,402
You blinded me for life!
301
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,572
How will I manage to survive?
302
00:14:30,605 --> 00:14:32,239
I'm just kidding!
303
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:35,275
I was designed to withstand
all kinds of violent acts,
304
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:38,212
even completely
unjustified ones like yours.
305
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:39,913
Now, I bet you're wondering,
306
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,882
what's the deal with this thing?
307
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,016
Uh, no, I'm not.
308
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,351
I'm programmed for humor,
309
00:14:44,385 --> 00:14:46,420
so I will process that
as "witty banter."
310
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:47,488
Beat it.
311
00:14:47,522 --> 00:14:50,324
I'm a Hyperion brand CL4P-TP,
312
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:53,026
possibly the last of my kind
still in service.
313
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,294
But you can call me...
314
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,163
Whoopsie! Ha!
315
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,232
You accidentally shot me
in the face again.
316
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,300
As I was saying,
you can call me Claptrap.
317
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:01,468
(GUNSHOT)
318
00:15:01,503 --> 00:15:03,170
You know,
I can do this all night,
319
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,405
so piss off.
320
00:15:04,438 --> 00:15:05,472
CLAPTRAP: Believe me,
I wish I could
321
00:15:05,507 --> 00:15:06,940
based on what little
I've experienced
322
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:09,176
of your horrendous personality.
323
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,011
But I have no choice.
324
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,614
What do you mean?
325
00:15:12,647 --> 00:15:14,014
Did Atlas send you?
326
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,449
Atlas? Yuck!
327
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,017
I don't work
for the competition.
328
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,286
No, I've been lying dormant
under a garbage heap
329
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,388
for... calculating... 36 years!
330
00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:23,658
But the moment
you landed on Pandora,
331
00:15:23,691 --> 00:15:25,292
I was reactivated
332
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:28,028
because I've been programmed
to help you upon your return!
333
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,363
No one knew I was coming here.
334
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:30,998
Not even me.
335
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,332
Who programmed you?
336
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,568
I don't know!
337
00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:35,436
Which is a shame,
because you're an awful person
338
00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:37,471
and I'd love to know
who to blame for this.
339
00:15:37,505 --> 00:15:40,040
Since I don't, I have
no choice but to serve you
340
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,576
until you're dead.
341
00:15:41,609 --> 00:15:43,545
Did that sound like a threat?
Sorry.
342
00:15:43,578 --> 00:15:46,113
Anyway, as long as
you're not dead,
343
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,314
-I'm here to help.
-Oh.
344
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,216
And I have many skills.
345
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,951
Balancing.
346
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,453
Turning in circles.
347
00:15:52,486 --> 00:15:54,021
I don't need a partner.
348
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,457
Uh, I can also access
the ECHOnet.
349
00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:58,392
Did you say "ECHOnet"?
350
00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,027
Can you use it to find someone?
351
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,663
Of course.
Just show me a picture.
352
00:16:01,696 --> 00:16:03,063
I'll hack and search
353
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,965
its slowly dying
visual banks for matches
354
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:07,134
and find your target's
last known location.
355
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,335
Find her.
356
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,471
She was last seen
outside Fyrestone.
357
00:16:10,505 --> 00:16:13,207
Accessing network.
358
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,709
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
359
00:16:14,742 --> 00:16:16,544
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
360
00:16:16,578 --> 00:16:18,513
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
361
00:16:18,546 --> 00:16:20,314
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
362
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,617
Could you do it
without the singing?
363
00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:24,218
Yes!
364
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:25,687
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
365
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,522
Done!
366
00:16:27,555 --> 00:16:29,156
Your target was last recorded
367
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,626
near an abandoned quarry
in the Tundra Express!
368
00:16:31,659 --> 00:16:33,595
It's only 132 days on foot
369
00:16:33,628 --> 00:16:36,731
with a 98% chance of being
eaten by a Craw maggot!
370
00:16:36,764 --> 00:16:39,066
I like those odds!
371
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,502
We're gonna need some wheels.
372
00:16:42,637 --> 00:16:46,039
That's the Crimson Lance,
Atlas' private army.
373
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,374
What are they doing here?
374
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,376
Oh, just a guess here.
375
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:52,246
Exactly the same thing
you're doing.
376
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:55,282
LILITH: And the Lance
teaming up with the Psychos?
377
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,718
CLAPTRAP:
It seems like Atlas will hire
378
00:16:56,751 --> 00:16:58,653
just about anyone
to find his daughter.
379
00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:01,355
LILITH: Concentrating.
CLAPTRAP: Sorry.
380
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,159
Huh. The Lance are leaving.
381
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,529
I guess they didn't find her.
382
00:17:07,562 --> 00:17:09,631
PSYCHO: No more Mommy!
(LAUGHING)
383
00:17:09,664 --> 00:17:11,766
Free lunch! Hot delivery!
384
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,136
-(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
-Huh?
385
00:17:16,538 --> 00:17:17,539
(GRUNTS)
386
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:21,408
(SCAVENGER KIDS CLAMORING)
387
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:27,047
That was so out of character
to save those children.
388
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,583
Well, I needed a ride.
389
00:17:28,616 --> 00:17:29,717
For a second there,
390
00:17:29,751 --> 00:17:31,719
I thought you weren't
a horrible person.
391
00:17:31,753 --> 00:17:34,421
Phew! The world
makes sense again.
392
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,423
Now, there's only room
for one up front,
393
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,659
but worry not.
394
00:17:37,692 --> 00:17:39,527
I can sit on your lap.
395
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,163
Lilith!
396
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,567
You accidentally locked me
in the back!
397
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,503
Lilith!
398
00:17:52,574 --> 00:17:53,841
(CREATURE SHRIEKS)
399
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,280
(THRILLING MUSIC CONTINUES)
400
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,466
Please drain my battery.
401
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:20,768
Put me back to sleep.
402
00:18:20,802 --> 00:18:22,402
I won't tell.
403
00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:23,771
You said you wanted to help.
404
00:18:23,805 --> 00:18:25,372
I said I'm programmed to help.
405
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,642
What I want to do
is wipe my memory,
406
00:18:27,675 --> 00:18:29,476
you horrendous she-devil.
407
00:18:29,510 --> 00:18:31,613
Are you sure these
are the right coordinates?
408
00:18:31,646 --> 00:18:34,549
Yes. This is the last known
location of your quarry.
409
00:18:34,582 --> 00:18:37,150
Get it? (LAUGHING)
410
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,686
But it looks like
she's long gone by now.
411
00:18:41,789 --> 00:18:42,857
Does it?
412
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,196
(METAL CREAKING)
413
00:18:53,601 --> 00:18:55,402
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
414
00:19:13,955 --> 00:19:16,624
You know, it's quite
a menagerie you've got here.
415
00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:21,796
You could start
your own Pandoran zoo.
416
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,904
You must be Tina.
417
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:34,709
Name's Lilith.
418
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,343
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
419
00:19:37,512 --> 00:19:39,614
So, that soldier...
420
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,481
who brought you here,
421
00:19:41,516 --> 00:19:42,884
is he playing
hide-and-seek, too?
422
00:19:43,651 --> 00:19:45,285
He left me.
423
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:46,754
I haven't seen him in days.
424
00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:49,724
Well, I'm here to take you home
425
00:19:49,757 --> 00:19:52,160
to your father.
426
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:55,195
Yeah, he seems like
a real, uh, sweetheart.
427
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,831
TINY TINA: What? My daddy?
428
00:19:56,864 --> 00:19:58,766
I get to see my daddy?
429
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,168
Really?
430
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,334
I've been so afraid.
431
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,537
-Yeah.
-TINY TINA: I've been scared.
432
00:20:02,570 --> 00:20:03,871
Speaking of your daddy...
433
00:20:03,905 --> 00:20:05,372
TINY TINA: The noises outside
really freaked me out.
434
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,708
I've just gotta let him know
that I got you safe...
435
00:20:06,741 --> 00:20:07,875
TINY TINA: I should probably
get my stuff.
436
00:20:07,909 --> 00:20:08,943
LILITH: Shit.
437
00:20:08,976 --> 00:20:11,646
TINY TINA:
I really love my daddy.
438
00:20:11,679 --> 00:20:14,515
He's such a nurturing
parental figure.
439
00:20:14,549 --> 00:20:16,551
Sure, I'll have to take
your word for it.
440
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:22,489
Miss Lilith,
441
00:20:22,523 --> 00:20:24,726
can you grab my Badonkadonk?
442
00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:27,427
Your what now?
443
00:20:34,001 --> 00:20:35,870
(TOY LAUGHS, BEEPS)
444
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:37,404
You little...
445
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,574
(GRUNTS)
446
00:20:43,544 --> 00:20:46,480
TINY TINA: I love it
when bounty hunters drop by.
447
00:20:46,514 --> 00:20:48,348
Time to make it rain...
448
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:49,483
with your body parts.
449
00:20:49,517 --> 00:20:50,718
(TINY TINA LAUGHS)
450
00:20:50,752 --> 00:20:52,019
(LILITH GRUNTING)
451
00:20:57,825 --> 00:20:59,259
(GRUNTS)
452
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:00,962
TINY TINA: Hey.
453
00:21:00,995 --> 00:21:02,764
You still alive down there?
454
00:21:05,499 --> 00:21:08,503
CLAPTRAP: She seems deranged.
455
00:21:08,536 --> 00:21:10,403
You two have a lot in common.
456
00:21:12,774 --> 00:21:14,675
Only she's smaller,
nicer, cuter.
457
00:21:15,777 --> 00:21:17,745
Hope that wasn't
something important.
458
00:21:17,779 --> 00:21:19,412
Fix this.
459
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,414
CLAPTRAP:
Because, whoo, it's toast.
460
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,518
(TINY TINA VOCALIZES
OPERATICALLY)
461
00:21:23,551 --> 00:21:24,986
TINY TINA: Where'd you go?
462
00:21:25,987 --> 00:21:26,988
LILITH: Tina.
463
00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:31,626
Look, I... I'm here to save you.
464
00:21:31,659 --> 00:21:33,761
TINY TINA: Do I look like
I need saving?
465
00:21:33,795 --> 00:21:35,462
'Cause I'm up here
466
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,330
and you're all hiding
under a car.
467
00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:38,566
Like a bitch!
468
00:21:38,599 --> 00:21:40,601
You get down here right now.
469
00:21:40,635 --> 00:21:43,504
(IN SING-SONG VOICE) Oh, Krieg!
470
00:21:43,538 --> 00:21:44,872
(RHYTHMIC HORN BLARES)
471
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,043
This fancy-ass woman
472
00:21:49,076 --> 00:21:51,579
just pointed a gun
at your best friend.
473
00:21:52,713 --> 00:21:55,783
KRIEG: I will lick
your spine clean.
474
00:21:55,817 --> 00:21:57,885
Holed up with Psychos?
475
00:21:57,919 --> 00:22:00,755
He only used to be a Psycho.
476
00:22:00,788 --> 00:22:03,057
Now he's my big brother!
477
00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:04,592
CLAPTRAP: How sweet.
478
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:06,060
One of you kill the other,
I'm gonna go get a coffee.
479
00:22:06,093 --> 00:22:08,029
(KRIEG GRUNTING)
480
00:22:12,733 --> 00:22:14,401
-(KRIEG GRUNTS)
-(LILITH GASPS)
481
00:22:15,803 --> 00:22:17,672
Tell her what she's won, Krieg.
482
00:22:17,705 --> 00:22:19,807
KRIEG: You've walked
the wrong dog.
483
00:22:21,509 --> 00:22:23,476
CLAPTRAP: Shoot him in the face.
484
00:22:23,511 --> 00:22:24,645
Shoot him in the face again.
485
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:28,916
It's not working.
Forget it. Abort. Go!
486
00:22:28,950 --> 00:22:30,017
Run, run!
487
00:22:30,785 --> 00:22:32,485
(KRIEG LAUGHING)
488
00:22:39,794 --> 00:22:41,662
(KRIEG GRUNTS, LAUGHS)
489
00:22:43,898 --> 00:22:45,398
(YELLING)
490
00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:52,506
(GRUNTS)
491
00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:54,709
(GASPS MOCKINGLY) Mine's bigger.
492
00:22:54,742 --> 00:22:55,743
(SIGHS)
493
00:22:57,410 --> 00:22:58,411
Listen.
494
00:22:59,113 --> 00:23:01,481
I was sent by your father.
495
00:23:01,515 --> 00:23:03,017
TINY TINA: Well, that's strange.
496
00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:04,986
Because I don't
have a father, lady.
497
00:23:05,019 --> 00:23:06,120
(LILITH SCOFFS)
498
00:23:06,153 --> 00:23:08,455
I know this planet
can mess with your mind.
499
00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:09,824
My mind is awesome.
500
00:23:09,857 --> 00:23:11,559
My mind's so cool.
501
00:23:11,592 --> 00:23:14,762
Listen, I don't wanna be here.
Nothing personal.
502
00:23:14,795 --> 00:23:15,930
So, if you could
just come with me,
503
00:23:15,963 --> 00:23:17,131
and you could talk to your dad
504
00:23:17,164 --> 00:23:18,666
and you guys can sort it out,
505
00:23:18,699 --> 00:23:19,867
-family style. And I can...
-(ENGINE WHOOSHES NEARBY)
506
00:23:21,035 --> 00:23:22,904
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
507
00:23:27,541 --> 00:23:29,944
TINY TINA: Nice work, lady.
You led 'em straight to me.
508
00:23:29,977 --> 00:23:33,781
KNOXX: So, Atlas sent
someone new to find the girl.
509
00:23:33,814 --> 00:23:36,784
Never would have thought
it was a scumbag vault hunter.
510
00:23:36,817 --> 00:23:39,419
Actually, I'm not
a scumbag vault hunter.
511
00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:41,822
CLAPTRAP: Actually,
she's a scumbag bounty hunter.
512
00:23:41,856 --> 00:23:44,125
LILITH: You know, it's not
my fault you suck at your job,
513
00:23:44,158 --> 00:23:45,793
whoever you are. Who are you?
514
00:23:45,826 --> 00:23:48,095
Commander Knoxx
of the Crimson Lance.
515
00:23:48,129 --> 00:23:49,864
And I'm taking the girl with me.
516
00:23:49,897 --> 00:23:51,065
Oh, yeah?
517
00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:52,133
You and what army?
518
00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:54,669
The one right behind me.
519
00:23:58,438 --> 00:23:59,540
SOLDIER: Move, move.
520
00:23:59,573 --> 00:24:00,975
Charlie team, right side.
521
00:24:01,008 --> 00:24:02,677
On your lead, with me!
522
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:05,478
Stay behind me.
523
00:24:05,513 --> 00:24:07,014
-I'll go.
-Wait.
524
00:24:07,048 --> 00:24:08,616
And if you're both nice,
525
00:24:08,649 --> 00:24:11,052
I'll put in a good word
with Daddy.
526
00:24:11,919 --> 00:24:13,020
Sounds good to me.
527
00:24:13,921 --> 00:24:15,488
Sergeant Russo,
528
00:24:15,523 --> 00:24:17,158
bring me a neurocollar
for the girl.
529
00:24:17,191 --> 00:24:18,626
RUSSO: Copy that, Commander.
530
00:24:18,659 --> 00:24:20,661
TINY TINA: A collar?
531
00:24:20,695 --> 00:24:22,163
(CHUCKLES) I love new jewelry.
532
00:24:22,196 --> 00:24:24,532
Yeah, I got you a gift, too.
533
00:24:25,967 --> 00:24:26,968
Catch.
534
00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:29,804
TOY: Will you be my friend?
535
00:24:29,837 --> 00:24:30,905
-(LAUGHS)
-Oh, shit!
536
00:24:31,839 --> 00:24:33,040
TINY TINA: Yes!
537
00:24:37,111 --> 00:24:38,179
(TINY TINA GASPS)
538
00:24:40,247 --> 00:24:41,882
-Come on!
-Hey!
539
00:24:43,718 --> 00:24:45,086
(BOTH GRUNTING)
540
00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:50,490
(CLAPTRAP SCREAMING)
541
00:24:56,964 --> 00:24:57,965
(SCREAMING)
542
00:25:01,969 --> 00:25:02,970
(METAL CREAKING)
543
00:25:04,672 --> 00:25:05,706
LILITH: Oh, shit!
544
00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:06,807
Tina!
545
00:25:11,645 --> 00:25:12,747
(ENGINE WHOOSHING)
546
00:25:12,780 --> 00:25:14,281
KNOXX: Stop.
She's coming with me.
547
00:25:16,283 --> 00:25:17,618
(HORN HONKING)
548
00:25:22,123 --> 00:25:23,924
I leave you alone
for 10 minutes...
549
00:25:24,558 --> 00:25:25,593
Get in the car.
550
00:25:25,626 --> 00:25:26,794
It's okay. He's with me.
551
00:25:26,827 --> 00:25:28,129
LILITH: I wish I wasn't.
552
00:25:28,162 --> 00:25:29,797
ROLAND: Get in the car!
553
00:25:31,732 --> 00:25:32,900
Go, go!
554
00:25:32,933 --> 00:25:35,169
(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
555
00:25:40,307 --> 00:25:41,909
CLAPTRAP: Lilith, wait for me!
556
00:25:41,942 --> 00:25:43,077
What did I tell you?
557
00:25:43,110 --> 00:25:44,912
Minimal explosions.
558
00:25:44,945 --> 00:25:46,814
No, I said no explosions!
559
00:25:46,847 --> 00:25:48,015
Who the hell are you?
560
00:25:48,049 --> 00:25:49,950
This is Lilith. My dad sent her.
561
00:25:49,984 --> 00:25:52,586
Oh. She's a scumbag
bounty hunter.
562
00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:55,022
No, I am a high-end
bounty hunter, pal.
563
00:25:55,056 --> 00:25:56,657
-ROLAND: No.
-And letting kids get shot at
564
00:25:56,690 --> 00:25:57,958
was not part
of my job description.
565
00:25:57,992 --> 00:25:59,060
Oh, I bet it wasn't.
566
00:25:59,093 --> 00:26:01,028
CLAPTRAP: Lilith. Lilith.
567
00:26:01,062 --> 00:26:03,731
You inadvertently left
your best friend behind!
568
00:26:03,764 --> 00:26:05,666
To die!
569
00:26:07,635 --> 00:26:08,936
Lilith!
570
00:26:15,843 --> 00:26:17,578
Move, move, move!
571
00:26:20,014 --> 00:26:21,148
CLAPTRAP: Hey!
No pressure or anything
572
00:26:21,182 --> 00:26:22,783
but I'd love to come inside,
573
00:26:22,817 --> 00:26:24,318
-if you get a chance.
-What are you doing?
574
00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:27,154
CLAPTRAP: Just hoping you can
reach out and scoop me up.
575
00:26:27,188 --> 00:26:28,589
You don't have to stop, just...
576
00:26:29,657 --> 00:26:30,958
Hey!
577
00:26:30,991 --> 00:26:32,660
Go easy on the merchandise.
578
00:26:32,693 --> 00:26:34,228
ROLAND: Here they come!
579
00:26:38,099 --> 00:26:40,868
KNOXX: All units,
you are now weapons free!
580
00:26:40,901 --> 00:26:42,336
Take them down!
581
00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:51,045
Damn it! You know what?
582
00:26:51,846 --> 00:26:53,147
You drive.
583
00:27:04,892 --> 00:27:06,293
(BEEPING)
584
00:27:06,327 --> 00:27:07,728
You programmed to steer?
585
00:27:07,761 --> 00:27:08,762
CLAPTRAP: Who, me?
586
00:27:11,899 --> 00:27:12,933
(GRUNTING)
587
00:27:12,967 --> 00:27:13,968
(SOLDIER SCREAMS)
588
00:27:15,736 --> 00:27:17,104
Who's driving the damn truck?
589
00:27:17,138 --> 00:27:19,006
CLAPTRAP:
♪ Driving, driving, driving ♪
590
00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:20,374
♪ I'm so good at driving ♪
591
00:27:20,407 --> 00:27:21,709
♪ I'm a robot driver ♪
592
00:27:21,742 --> 00:27:22,743
(CLAPTRAP SCREAMS)
593
00:27:30,718 --> 00:27:32,086
SOLDIER 1:
Locking on target, ma'am.
594
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,021
-(BEACON BEEPING RAPIDLY)
-We got a problem!
595
00:27:35,122 --> 00:27:36,157
ROLAND: Brace for impact!
596
00:27:37,992 --> 00:27:39,126
CLAPTRAP: Holy underwear!
597
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,961
(THRILLING MUSIC CONTINUES)
598
00:27:45,099 --> 00:27:47,268
I told you to drive. Damn it.
599
00:27:55,676 --> 00:27:58,712
Bandit one, four,
up on the right. Cut 'em off.
600
00:28:02,283 --> 00:28:03,284
They got us pinned.
601
00:28:05,319 --> 00:28:07,321
Not yet they don't. Hold on.
602
00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:08,722
-(ENGINE REVVING)
-(CLAPTRAP SCREAMS)
603
00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:12,326
(ALL GRUNTING)
604
00:28:17,731 --> 00:28:19,833
-Brace yourselves.
-LILITH: What are you doing?
605
00:28:21,435 --> 00:28:22,937
(TINY TINA AND KRIEG SCREAMING)
606
00:28:33,147 --> 00:28:35,316
LILITH: That was a terrible idea
607
00:28:35,950 --> 00:28:36,984
but it worked.
608
00:28:37,017 --> 00:28:38,285
ROLAND: Mm, maybe.
609
00:28:39,787 --> 00:28:40,988
Where are we?
610
00:28:42,489 --> 00:28:44,058
Pisswash gully.
611
00:28:47,228 --> 00:28:49,263
TINY TINA:
What's that smell? Ugh.
612
00:28:49,296 --> 00:28:50,965
-Put the window up.
-Why?
613
00:28:50,998 --> 00:28:52,166
Put the window up!
614
00:28:52,199 --> 00:28:53,801
TINY TINA: What is that smell?
615
00:28:53,834 --> 00:28:55,436
CLAPTRAP: What is this "smell"
thing everyone talks about?
616
00:28:55,469 --> 00:28:57,204
-Listen to what I just said!
-I don't want to!
617
00:28:57,238 --> 00:28:58,872
-Roll the window up!
-Don't tell me what to...
618
00:28:58,906 --> 00:28:59,907
(SCREAMS)
619
00:29:01,475 --> 00:29:03,744
-(KRIEG GRUNTS, LAUGHS)
-(SCREAMING)
620
00:29:03,777 --> 00:29:05,746
It's in my mouth!
621
00:29:05,779 --> 00:29:07,448
KRIEG: Sardine showers.
622
00:29:07,481 --> 00:29:08,983
It's pee. It's pee.
623
00:29:09,016 --> 00:29:11,418
Now I got pee
all in the middle of my truck.
624
00:29:11,452 --> 00:29:13,454
CLAPTRAP: Correction.
It's 67% urine...
625
00:29:13,487 --> 00:29:14,989
14% fecal...
626
00:29:15,022 --> 00:29:16,857
-(THRESHER ROARS)
-(YELPS)
627
00:29:22,196 --> 00:29:23,497
(TIRES SCREECHING)
628
00:29:24,832 --> 00:29:26,534
-Oh!
-LILITH: Look out!
629
00:29:27,234 --> 00:29:28,469
(TIRES SCREECHING)
630
00:29:30,304 --> 00:29:31,338
CLAPTRAP: Oh, God!
631
00:29:33,207 --> 00:29:34,241
Don't nobody move.
632
00:29:34,275 --> 00:29:35,309
I'm not about to die in this...
633
00:29:35,342 --> 00:29:36,511
Shut up.
634
00:29:36,544 --> 00:29:37,845
(BUBBLING)
635
00:29:40,848 --> 00:29:42,116
Okay.
636
00:29:43,384 --> 00:29:44,418
LILITH: Is that...
637
00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:45,886
TINY TINA:
This don't look so good.
638
00:29:45,919 --> 00:29:46,920
LILITH: Yes, it is.
639
00:29:48,922 --> 00:29:50,190
CLAPTRAP:
That thing looks angry!
640
00:29:50,224 --> 00:29:52,026
-Do you wanna press reverse?
-CLAPTRAP: Or hungry.
641
00:29:52,426 --> 00:29:54,094
(ENGINE REVVING)
642
00:29:54,128 --> 00:29:55,462
Oh, my God. It's gonna kill us.
It's gonna kill us.
643
00:29:55,496 --> 00:29:56,531
ROLAND: Wait a second.
644
00:29:56,564 --> 00:29:57,998
Do you want me to press reverse?
645
00:29:58,032 --> 00:29:59,266
ROLAND: No, I don't
want you to do nothing!
646
00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:00,968
(THRESHER SHRIEKING)
647
00:30:03,203 --> 00:30:04,805
TINY TINA: Oh, my God!
648
00:30:08,409 --> 00:30:10,010
LILITH: Your friends are back.
649
00:30:14,114 --> 00:30:16,450
KNOXX: Roland, don't be stupid.
650
00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:17,885
Just give us the girl.
651
00:30:17,918 --> 00:30:20,054
(THRESHER ROARING)
652
00:30:20,087 --> 00:30:23,257
Everybody, buckle up.
I got a plan.
653
00:30:25,259 --> 00:30:26,460
CLAPTRAP: Somebody hold me!
654
00:30:28,028 --> 00:30:29,430
Seriously, I have no seat belt!
655
00:30:30,598 --> 00:30:33,100
Roland, what are you doing?
656
00:30:34,234 --> 00:30:36,303
-Go, go, go!
-ROLAND: Hold on!
657
00:30:41,041 --> 00:30:42,276
-Hold it!
-CLAPTRAP: No, no, no!
658
00:30:49,517 --> 00:30:50,618
(ALL GRUNTING)
659
00:30:52,252 --> 00:30:54,088
(BELLOWS)
660
00:30:57,291 --> 00:30:58,359
(TIRE TREAD SPUTTERING)
661
00:30:58,392 --> 00:30:59,527
Shit.
662
00:30:59,561 --> 00:31:00,894
Feels like we blew a tire.
663
00:31:01,495 --> 00:31:03,531
You call that a plan?
664
00:31:03,565 --> 00:31:05,132
It worked, didn't it?
665
00:31:05,165 --> 00:31:06,333
Feel free to applaud.
666
00:31:07,434 --> 00:31:08,503
(LILITH SCOFFS)
667
00:31:09,571 --> 00:31:11,004
(KRIEG LAUGHING)
668
00:31:11,038 --> 00:31:12,607
CLAPTRAP: Yay for not dying!
669
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,241
(TINY TINA SQUEALS)
670
00:31:14,274 --> 00:31:16,276
(SLOW DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
671
00:31:36,063 --> 00:31:37,064
Nothing.
672
00:31:39,166 --> 00:31:41,368
-You stay here and keep watch.
-CLAPTRAP: Okay.
673
00:31:41,402 --> 00:31:43,337
But it's you
they don't seem to trust.
674
00:31:43,370 --> 00:31:45,239
And who can blame them?
675
00:31:45,272 --> 00:31:48,041
♪ Scanning, scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
676
00:31:48,676 --> 00:31:50,043
(ROLAND GRUNTS)
677
00:31:54,248 --> 00:31:55,650
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
678
00:31:55,683 --> 00:31:58,318
They should be after us by now.
679
00:31:59,953 --> 00:32:01,321
(ROLAND GRUNTS)
680
00:32:01,355 --> 00:32:04,224
ROLAND: Stingrays won't pursue
without ground support.
681
00:32:04,258 --> 00:32:05,959
Knoxx'll wait on reinforcements.
682
00:32:05,993 --> 00:32:07,327
Let it down, big guy.
683
00:32:08,696 --> 00:32:11,165
Before you added kidnapping
to your resume
684
00:32:11,198 --> 00:32:13,300
you were an officer
in Crimson Lance.
685
00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:14,435
Right?
686
00:32:14,468 --> 00:32:16,937
Roland didn't kidnap me.
He saved me.
687
00:32:16,970 --> 00:32:18,305
LILITH: Saved you from what?
688
00:32:18,338 --> 00:32:20,073
A life of ease and plenty?
689
00:32:20,107 --> 00:32:22,176
My daddy thinks
I'm the daughter of Eridia.
690
00:32:22,209 --> 00:32:23,977
I can open the vault.
691
00:32:24,011 --> 00:32:25,045
LILITH: The vault?
692
00:32:25,078 --> 00:32:26,980
That's what this shit is about?
693
00:32:28,248 --> 00:32:30,083
You stole her for yourself.
694
00:32:30,117 --> 00:32:33,086
Now, do you know
how many people have died
695
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,288
looking for that hole
in the dirt?
696
00:32:34,321 --> 00:32:35,956
Well, I do.
697
00:32:35,989 --> 00:32:37,291
My mother was one of them.
698
00:32:37,324 --> 00:32:39,359
We have something they don't,
baby girl.
699
00:32:39,393 --> 00:32:40,961
Oh, let me guess. What? Spirit?
700
00:32:40,994 --> 00:32:43,096
Can-do attitude?
The power of friendship?
701
00:32:44,198 --> 00:32:45,365
A conscience.
702
00:32:46,133 --> 00:32:47,301
Whatever's in that vault,
703
00:32:47,334 --> 00:32:48,469
a man like Atlas
can never get his hands on it.
704
00:32:48,503 --> 00:32:50,070
-All right, Roland, calm down.
-ROLAND: No!
705
00:32:50,103 --> 00:32:52,372
She's a scumbag bounty hunter
who works for Atlas.
706
00:32:52,406 --> 00:32:55,008
What, and you think your band
of merry heroes can stop him?
707
00:32:55,042 --> 00:32:56,243
Oh, we can try.
708
00:32:56,276 --> 00:32:58,145
We just can't watch our backs
while doing it.
709
00:32:58,178 --> 00:33:00,113
So, do me a favor.
Take your weapon.
710
00:33:00,147 --> 00:33:01,448
Toss it over here.
711
00:33:01,482 --> 00:33:03,083
Grab some supplies, take a walk.
712
00:33:03,116 --> 00:33:06,955
You know, when Atlas finds out
about that party back there,
713
00:33:06,987 --> 00:33:08,322
I'm as good as dead.
714
00:33:09,056 --> 00:33:10,324
So, like it or not...
715
00:33:11,391 --> 00:33:12,694
we're on the same side.
716
00:33:14,529 --> 00:33:15,597
(SIGHS)
717
00:33:21,703 --> 00:33:25,172
A side without an army,
I might add.
718
00:33:25,205 --> 00:33:28,041
So, I hope
you got a better plan than
719
00:33:28,075 --> 00:33:30,210
driving down
a thresher's gullet.
720
00:33:31,311 --> 00:33:32,379
No.
721
00:33:32,412 --> 00:33:33,515
But I know someone who does.
722
00:33:34,348 --> 00:33:36,551
A scientist, a vault expert.
723
00:33:36,584 --> 00:33:39,554
It was her idea to break
Tina out and collect the keys.
724
00:33:39,587 --> 00:33:41,556
One key down, two more to go.
725
00:33:41,589 --> 00:33:43,490
And, of course, me.
726
00:33:44,391 --> 00:33:45,425
ROLAND: Load up.
727
00:33:45,459 --> 00:33:47,394
Next stop, Sanctuary City.
728
00:33:47,427 --> 00:33:48,530
CLAPTRAP: All right!
729
00:33:48,563 --> 00:33:49,697
Road trip!
730
00:33:49,731 --> 00:33:51,298
(LILITH SIGHS)
731
00:33:51,331 --> 00:33:53,033
(SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE
BY MUSE PLAYING)
732
00:33:54,167 --> 00:33:55,269
ROLAND: All right, mask up.
733
00:33:56,370 --> 00:33:57,672
We wanna keep a low profile.
734
00:33:59,306 --> 00:34:00,340
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
735
00:34:01,809 --> 00:34:03,443
SOLDIER 1: Market clear.
736
00:34:03,477 --> 00:34:04,546
SOLDIER 2: Copy that.
737
00:34:04,579 --> 00:34:06,246
LILITH: Oh, this place
sure has changed,
738
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,749
for the worse.
739
00:34:07,782 --> 00:34:08,683
CUSTOMER: Back off. Back off!
SOLDIER 3: Heading to Gate 23.
740
00:34:10,183 --> 00:34:11,519
ROLAND: Oh, my.
741
00:34:11,553 --> 00:34:13,086
Who's this handsome devil?
742
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,254
He's a badass killer.
743
00:34:15,422 --> 00:34:18,492
And the reward's
just gone up to 150 grand.
744
00:34:18,526 --> 00:34:19,561
ROLAND: Looks like you're not
745
00:34:19,594 --> 00:34:21,361
the only one
that's special, kid.
746
00:34:21,395 --> 00:34:23,463
KRIEG: Cannibal frog convention!
747
00:34:23,497 --> 00:34:25,265
-(CHOMPS LOUDLY)
-LILITH: Okay, so we're here.
748
00:34:25,299 --> 00:34:26,366
Now what?
749
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,669
ROLAND: I need
to locate my contact.
750
00:34:27,702 --> 00:34:29,236
Moxxi will know how to find her.
751
00:34:29,737 --> 00:34:30,772
LILITH: Moxxi?
752
00:34:30,805 --> 00:34:32,040
ROLAND: Yeah. You know her?
753
00:34:32,072 --> 00:34:33,273
LILITH: Yeah, kind of.
754
00:34:33,307 --> 00:34:34,642
I mean, it's been a while.
755
00:34:34,676 --> 00:34:36,143
TINY TINA: Would you be a doll
and hold this? Thank you.
756
00:34:36,176 --> 00:34:38,345
Kriegy! Give me a ride.
757
00:34:38,378 --> 00:34:39,781
-LILITH: Hey.
-(KRIEG CHUCKLES)
758
00:34:39,814 --> 00:34:41,315
LILITH:
We're trying to stay low-key.
759
00:34:41,348 --> 00:34:43,150
Hey. Did you find
760
00:34:43,183 --> 00:34:45,620
what you were looking for
in Fyrestone?
761
00:34:45,653 --> 00:34:47,254
Never seen you before, stranger.
762
00:34:47,287 --> 00:34:50,758
Nice try, Miss Vladof Infinity.
763
00:34:50,792 --> 00:34:52,560
I never forget a gun.
764
00:34:52,594 --> 00:34:56,196
What are you up to now,
Not-A-Vault-Hunter?
765
00:34:56,229 --> 00:34:57,532
TINY TINA: She's vault hunting.
766
00:34:57,565 --> 00:34:58,700
(LAUGHS)
767
00:34:58,733 --> 00:35:00,300
I knew it.
768
00:35:00,334 --> 00:35:01,335
I told you, I knew it.
769
00:35:03,103 --> 00:35:05,105
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
770
00:35:11,813 --> 00:35:13,748
Well, well, well.
771
00:35:13,781 --> 00:35:15,617
Look what the skag dragged in.
772
00:35:15,650 --> 00:35:17,451
-ROLAND: Hey, Mox.
-Get on in there.
773
00:35:18,285 --> 00:35:21,154
Oh, you are most welcome.
774
00:35:28,228 --> 00:35:30,732
Milkshake for
my little sugarplum,
775
00:35:30,765 --> 00:35:32,800
and drinks for my friends.
776
00:35:32,834 --> 00:35:35,302
I got something to show you.
777
00:35:35,335 --> 00:35:37,572
Everyone, come over here.
778
00:35:37,605 --> 00:35:39,741
Step into my office.
779
00:35:39,774 --> 00:35:40,808
MAN: Roland?
780
00:35:42,744 --> 00:35:44,612
-Roland.
-ROLAND: I got it.
781
00:35:46,681 --> 00:35:48,181
CLAPTRAP: Excuse me.
782
00:35:48,215 --> 00:35:49,249
I knew it was you.
783
00:35:49,282 --> 00:35:51,385
-Oh, my God.
-ROLAND: Hey, Larry.
784
00:35:51,418 --> 00:35:53,621
You probably
don't remember me, but
785
00:35:53,655 --> 00:35:55,723
I sure remember you.
786
00:35:57,157 --> 00:35:58,793
Your mama was a good woman.
787
00:35:58,826 --> 00:36:01,863
Yeah, well, wouldn't know.
788
00:36:03,330 --> 00:36:06,166
All right. So,
where is this, uh, scientist?
789
00:36:07,835 --> 00:36:09,302
So, this is where you're headed.
790
00:36:09,336 --> 00:36:11,471
You go all the way
up those stairs
791
00:36:11,506 --> 00:36:13,675
and right there is the elevator.
792
00:36:13,708 --> 00:36:15,442
-LILITH: Mm-hm.
-Push the button.
793
00:36:15,475 --> 00:36:16,844
Passcode's "ECHO."
794
00:36:17,512 --> 00:36:18,680
-ECHO?
-ECHO.
795
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,249
You sure it's safe
to stay there?
796
00:36:22,282 --> 00:36:25,318
Yeah, as long as this one here
don't blow up the joint.
797
00:36:25,352 --> 00:36:27,387
How's that milkshake there,
sugar pie?
798
00:36:27,421 --> 00:36:28,523
(BOTH GRUNTING AFFIRMATIVELY)
799
00:36:29,524 --> 00:36:31,191
Listen.
800
00:36:31,224 --> 00:36:32,527
For whatever it's worth...
801
00:36:33,561 --> 00:36:36,798
I'm real happy
that you came back home.
802
00:36:36,831 --> 00:36:39,767
And I hope that you know
how much your mama loved you.
803
00:36:39,801 --> 00:36:42,335
She always told me
how special you were.
804
00:36:42,369 --> 00:36:43,838
You know, I appreciate the help.
805
00:36:44,739 --> 00:36:45,907
Let's just leave it at that.
806
00:36:48,843 --> 00:36:49,944
Right.
807
00:36:49,977 --> 00:36:51,311
When they were chasing you,
I was like,
808
00:36:51,344 --> 00:36:52,345
"Hey, don't shoot that guy.
He's my roomie."
809
00:36:52,379 --> 00:36:54,381
-You... You said that?
-Yeah, man.
810
00:36:54,414 --> 00:36:56,684
(LAUGHS) Hey, you see
your bounty went up?
811
00:36:57,417 --> 00:36:58,619
-My?
-Your bounty.
812
00:36:58,653 --> 00:36:59,787
Get outta here.
813
00:36:59,821 --> 00:37:01,455
Knoxx is on the warpath, stud.
814
00:37:01,488 --> 00:37:02,957
What'd you do to her, man?
815
00:37:02,990 --> 00:37:05,392
Man, I kind of... kind of
ghosted her, you know?
816
00:37:05,425 --> 00:37:07,929
Yeah, you did, man.
You ghosted all of us, man.
817
00:37:07,962 --> 00:37:09,564
(LAUGHING)
818
00:37:10,363 --> 00:37:11,364
Yeah.
819
00:37:12,767 --> 00:37:14,635
Anyway, man,
it was really good to see you.
820
00:37:14,669 --> 00:37:15,937
And, you know, you can trust me.
821
00:37:15,970 --> 00:37:19,207
We're friends, man.
I'm not gonna tell a soul.
822
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:20,675
Oh, Larry,
I'm not worried about you.
823
00:37:20,708 --> 00:37:21,743
You're my guy.
824
00:37:21,776 --> 00:37:24,478
You're my main man. (LAUGHS)
825
00:37:24,512 --> 00:37:26,681
I got a feeling you're not
going to tell anybody.
826
00:37:27,982 --> 00:37:29,617
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-(GROANING)
827
00:37:30,350 --> 00:37:31,686
(BODY THUDS)
828
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:33,386
-(MOXXI SOFFS)
-Is he going to be okay?
829
00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:35,455
Well, he'll have
a hell of a hangover.
830
00:37:35,489 --> 00:37:38,425
Ooh, who knew electricity
provoked defecation?
831
00:37:38,458 --> 00:37:40,027
-LILITH: Hey.
-(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
832
00:37:41,729 --> 00:37:42,864
Y'all better
hustle out the back.
833
00:37:42,897 --> 00:37:43,931
Go out this way.
834
00:37:43,965 --> 00:37:45,633
I got these guys. Go on. Go on.
835
00:37:45,666 --> 00:37:48,503
-Claptrap, let's go.
-Go on. Go on. Go on.
836
00:37:48,536 --> 00:37:52,372
Your buddy boy here just drank
about 10 shots too many
837
00:37:52,405 --> 00:37:54,909
then he dropped
like a sack of potatoes.
838
00:37:54,942 --> 00:37:56,978
CLAPTRAP: I think you forgot me.
839
00:37:57,011 --> 00:38:01,414
Mm. And a tip
is always appreciated.
840
00:38:05,620 --> 00:38:06,654
(GIGGLES)
841
00:38:07,822 --> 00:38:08,956
All right.
842
00:38:08,990 --> 00:38:10,558
This looks like it.
843
00:38:11,893 --> 00:38:13,293
ECHO.
844
00:38:18,766 --> 00:38:19,767
ECHO?
845
00:38:20,768 --> 00:38:21,936
Sure that's the password?
846
00:38:21,969 --> 00:38:24,371
Maybe you gotta echo the "ECHO."
847
00:38:24,972 --> 00:38:26,808
ECHO. ECHO.
848
00:38:26,841 --> 00:38:27,909
LILITH: All right.
849
00:38:29,342 --> 00:38:30,645
(WHOOPING)
850
00:38:30,678 --> 00:38:32,814
You fools would literally
be dead without me.
851
00:38:32,847 --> 00:38:34,615
-You need me.
-ROLAND: Here we go.
852
00:38:34,649 --> 00:38:36,483
Come on, Claptrap.
853
00:38:36,517 --> 00:38:38,052
CLAPTRAP: Where are we going?
TINY TINA: Up.
854
00:38:38,085 --> 00:38:40,087
(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
855
00:38:46,727 --> 00:38:48,428
LILITH: So, you trust
this woman?
856
00:38:48,461 --> 00:38:50,698
She's a xeno-archaeologist,
all right?
857
00:38:50,731 --> 00:38:52,567
She's a little odd.
858
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,467
But she knows everything
about the vault.
859
00:38:54,501 --> 00:38:56,804
So, if she says something weird,
860
00:38:56,838 --> 00:38:58,405
don't let it get to you, okay?
861
00:38:58,438 --> 00:39:00,675
CLAPTRAP: I am 10
to the 100th power
862
00:39:00,708 --> 00:39:02,643
impressed with this place.
863
00:39:03,578 --> 00:39:05,613
TINY TINA: (CHUCKLES) Cool.
864
00:39:05,646 --> 00:39:07,782
Oh! I see you have the girl.
865
00:39:07,815 --> 00:39:08,916
That's right.
866
00:39:08,950 --> 00:39:10,718
WOMAN: Did you find
a vault key, too?
867
00:39:11,451 --> 00:39:13,654
Hi, I'm Tina.
868
00:39:13,688 --> 00:39:15,122
The special one.
869
00:39:15,823 --> 00:39:16,824
Huh.
870
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:20,761
LILITH: Tannis.
871
00:39:22,630 --> 00:39:24,565
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
872
00:39:31,539 --> 00:39:32,540
Oh.
873
00:39:33,741 --> 00:39:35,109
Hello, Lilith.
874
00:39:36,978 --> 00:39:38,846
Okay, good.
So you guys know each other.
875
00:39:39,580 --> 00:39:40,815
Unfortunately.
876
00:39:41,883 --> 00:39:43,584
I'm not staying here.
877
00:39:44,484 --> 00:39:45,519
What?
878
00:39:45,553 --> 00:39:47,121
Okay.
879
00:39:47,154 --> 00:39:49,023
But you all smell
like thresher urine.
880
00:39:49,056 --> 00:39:51,592
And your wanted poster
just went up all over town.
881
00:39:51,626 --> 00:39:54,562
So, I suggest that you all
settle in and clean up.
882
00:39:54,595 --> 00:39:56,831
Now, the electroshower
is right over there.
883
00:39:56,864 --> 00:39:58,065
TINY TINA: Ooh, shower.
884
00:39:58,099 --> 00:40:00,067
LILITH: Hey, kids,
we're out of here. Let's go.
885
00:40:00,101 --> 00:40:01,802
Lilith? Hey, I get it.
There's history here.
886
00:40:01,836 --> 00:40:03,470
I don't even need
to know what it is.
887
00:40:03,504 --> 00:40:04,872
The point is that she's right.
888
00:40:04,906 --> 00:40:06,540
If there's a poster of me,
that means there's one of you.
889
00:40:06,574 --> 00:40:07,742
They're looking for all of us.
890
00:40:07,775 --> 00:40:08,876
I hate to say it,
but we don't have a choice.
891
00:40:08,910 --> 00:40:09,944
We gotta sit tight.
892
00:40:11,712 --> 00:40:13,480
Lilith, we don't have a choice.
893
00:40:13,514 --> 00:40:14,882
What is happening, Tannis?
894
00:40:14,916 --> 00:40:16,684
-TINY TINA: Electroshower.
-Wait.
895
00:40:16,717 --> 00:40:18,552
-Wait, guys.
-(BOTH WHOOPING)
896
00:40:18,586 --> 00:40:19,787
(KRIEG SNIFFING)
897
00:40:19,820 --> 00:40:21,956
-CLAPTRAP: Time to shower.
-Claptrap.
898
00:40:21,989 --> 00:40:23,824
♪ It's time for showering
Showering, time for some... ♪
899
00:40:23,858 --> 00:40:25,092
That's not... No.
900
00:40:25,126 --> 00:40:27,161
-(SCREAMING)
-ROLAND: Claptrap.
901
00:40:29,730 --> 00:40:31,132
CLAPTRAP: Rebooting.
902
00:40:31,165 --> 00:40:32,667
Everybody,
just settle down, please.
903
00:40:33,466 --> 00:40:34,702
Settle down.
904
00:40:35,503 --> 00:40:36,771
Hey, hey! Settle down.
905
00:40:36,804 --> 00:40:37,905
CLAPTRAP:
Square root of 929,000...
906
00:40:37,939 --> 00:40:39,974
I am basing my assumption
that you're upset
907
00:40:40,007 --> 00:40:42,176
on your body language.
908
00:40:42,209 --> 00:40:44,512
LILITH:
Perceptive as ever, I see.
909
00:40:48,149 --> 00:40:49,650
Because of your mother?
910
00:40:50,217 --> 00:40:52,720
Uh, no, because of you.
911
00:40:53,921 --> 00:40:55,488
She trusted you...
912
00:40:57,158 --> 00:40:58,859
to take care of me.
913
00:40:59,794 --> 00:41:01,095
But you ran back here
914
00:41:01,128 --> 00:41:05,866
to chase after that mystical
Eridian vault bullshit.
915
00:41:06,867 --> 00:41:08,836
I left you with tradespeople.
916
00:41:10,137 --> 00:41:11,639
Oh.
917
00:41:11,672 --> 00:41:13,975
Yes. You mean
the murderers and thieves
918
00:41:14,008 --> 00:41:15,242
on the mining ship.
919
00:41:16,110 --> 00:41:17,745
It's what your mother wanted.
920
00:41:18,746 --> 00:41:20,948
She wanted me
to learn how to kill
921
00:41:20,982 --> 00:41:22,216
by the age of 10?
922
00:41:22,249 --> 00:41:23,951
How to survive.
923
00:41:23,985 --> 00:41:26,020
I had to come back here
to finish her work.
924
00:41:26,053 --> 00:41:27,922
She believed the Eridian vault
925
00:41:27,955 --> 00:41:30,191
had the power to change things
for the better and...
926
00:41:30,224 --> 00:41:33,160
She traded her daughter
for a waste of time.
927
00:41:36,496 --> 00:41:37,531
(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
928
00:41:37,565 --> 00:41:39,567
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
929
00:41:50,678 --> 00:41:52,013
Go back inside.
930
00:41:53,047 --> 00:41:54,081
It's not safe.
931
00:41:54,915 --> 00:41:56,550
I can look after myself.
932
00:41:57,118 --> 00:41:58,953
Told you I'm special.
933
00:41:59,987 --> 00:42:01,088
Aren't we all?
934
00:42:01,989 --> 00:42:03,224
Yeah.
935
00:42:03,257 --> 00:42:04,792
They made me that way.
936
00:42:04,825 --> 00:42:05,960
Made you?
937
00:42:07,094 --> 00:42:08,295
What do you mean?
938
00:42:10,798 --> 00:42:12,867
Your father is Deukalian Atlas,
939
00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:13,934
isn't he?
940
00:42:13,968 --> 00:42:16,170
(SIGHS) Yes and no.
941
00:42:16,203 --> 00:42:19,040
Not a "yes or no" question.
942
00:42:19,073 --> 00:42:20,574
He's...
943
00:42:21,709 --> 00:42:22,843
my...
944
00:42:24,912 --> 00:42:26,680
creator.
945
00:42:27,915 --> 00:42:32,253
Atlas is bananapants obsessed
with the vault.
946
00:42:32,286 --> 00:42:36,223
He says only a daughter
of Eridia can open it.
947
00:42:36,257 --> 00:42:37,992
He found a piece
of the vault key,
948
00:42:39,727 --> 00:42:41,595
and on that piece
949
00:42:41,629 --> 00:42:43,898
was a tiny bit...
950
00:42:44,665 --> 00:42:45,699
of blood.
951
00:42:45,733 --> 00:42:47,668
Eridian blood.
952
00:42:48,903 --> 00:42:50,104
He cloned an Eridian.
953
00:42:50,137 --> 00:42:52,873
And guess who that Eridian is?
954
00:42:54,275 --> 00:42:55,976
Hmm. Is her name Tina?
955
00:42:56,744 --> 00:42:57,745
Boom.
956
00:42:59,013 --> 00:43:00,881
But it's all good.
957
00:43:00,915 --> 00:43:04,118
I don't care I grew up in a lab.
958
00:43:04,151 --> 00:43:06,720
I never wanted
a mother or a father.
959
00:43:06,754 --> 00:43:10,291
He created you to open a vault.
960
00:43:10,324 --> 00:43:12,561
God, what an asshole.
961
00:43:12,593 --> 00:43:14,662
(SCOFFS)
That's an understatement.
962
00:43:15,830 --> 00:43:18,599
He'll use whatever
technology's inside
963
00:43:18,632 --> 00:43:20,234
and make superweapons.
964
00:43:21,202 --> 00:43:23,704
The dude's got major issues.
965
00:43:25,339 --> 00:43:27,875
I'm just a product to Atlas.
966
00:43:28,876 --> 00:43:29,910
If he gets me,
967
00:43:29,944 --> 00:43:31,946
he's gonna make me
open the vault.
968
00:43:33,314 --> 00:43:35,916
Then he's just gonna lock me up
into another secret lab
969
00:43:36,717 --> 00:43:37,852
and do more experiments.
970
00:43:39,220 --> 00:43:40,821
(SOBBING) And if you saw
the things they did
971
00:43:40,855 --> 00:43:41,922
to the other clones...
972
00:43:41,956 --> 00:43:43,757
He's not gonna find you.
973
00:43:45,993 --> 00:43:46,994
(TINY TINA SNIFFLES)
974
00:43:55,903 --> 00:43:57,104
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)
975
00:43:57,138 --> 00:43:59,006
CLAPTRAP: Yo! Whassup?
976
00:43:59,940 --> 00:44:01,242
Yeah!
977
00:44:01,275 --> 00:44:02,977
Hey, there, sugar chips.
978
00:44:03,010 --> 00:44:04,613
You need a firmware update?
979
00:44:04,645 --> 00:44:06,080
MACHINE: Piss off, short stuff.
980
00:44:06,113 --> 00:44:07,982
CLAPTRAP: Someone needs
an oil change.
981
00:44:10,417 --> 00:44:13,654
My daddy always had a saying.
982
00:44:13,687 --> 00:44:16,824
Never trust a man
who can't hold his liquor.
983
00:44:16,857 --> 00:44:18,392
She tased me, all right?
984
00:44:18,425 --> 00:44:19,660
I love alcohol.
985
00:44:19,693 --> 00:44:20,728
I can be wild.
986
00:44:20,761 --> 00:44:22,029
MOXXI: As for that little girl,
987
00:44:22,062 --> 00:44:24,231
you don't think
the second I saw her,
988
00:44:24,265 --> 00:44:25,833
I wouldn't hand her
right over to you
989
00:44:25,866 --> 00:44:26,934
just to get rid of you?
990
00:44:26,967 --> 00:44:28,169
KNOXX: I admire the fight,
991
00:44:28,202 --> 00:44:30,204
but let me take you through
what happens next.
992
00:44:30,237 --> 00:44:31,872
CLAPTRAP: Spare parts!
KNOXX: We seal the city...
993
00:44:31,906 --> 00:44:33,841
CLAPTRAP: Anyone got
spare parts that I can use?
994
00:44:33,874 --> 00:44:34,875
Uh-oh.
995
00:44:36,010 --> 00:44:37,077
Hey, hey, that's his robot.
996
00:44:37,111 --> 00:44:38,312
It's an old CL4P...
997
00:44:38,345 --> 00:44:39,648
CLAPTRAP: Excuse me.
Coming through.
998
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,682
Got a computer virus.
Highly contagious.
999
00:44:42,850 --> 00:44:43,918
Clear the street!
1000
00:44:43,951 --> 00:44:45,386
SOLDIER 1: You,
down on the ground.
1001
00:44:45,419 --> 00:44:46,453
SOLDIER 2: Move, move, move!
1002
00:44:48,822 --> 00:44:51,058
TANNIS: Now that we have
Tina and the first key,
1003
00:44:51,091 --> 00:44:52,760
I wanna show you this.
1004
00:44:54,195 --> 00:44:56,697
This is a mining journal
left behind
1005
00:44:56,730 --> 00:44:57,998
by a corporate bureaucrat.
1006
00:44:58,032 --> 00:44:59,967
He cataloged everything
the miners brought in,
1007
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,335
most of it useless.
1008
00:45:01,368 --> 00:45:03,904
But on this page...
1009
00:45:08,475 --> 00:45:09,977
Another key.
1010
00:45:10,010 --> 00:45:12,980
He thought it was a useless
piece of Eridian pottery.
1011
00:45:13,013 --> 00:45:15,684
He had no clue
they'd found a vault key.
1012
00:45:15,716 --> 00:45:17,117
That makes two of three.
1013
00:45:17,151 --> 00:45:18,919
LILITH: So,
if this is the second key,
1014
00:45:18,953 --> 00:45:20,921
why don't you already have it?
1015
00:45:20,955 --> 00:45:23,357
Because the mine
is in Caustic Caverns.
1016
00:45:24,058 --> 00:45:25,793
Oh, shit.
1017
00:45:25,826 --> 00:45:27,761
CLAPTRAP: Danger! Red alert!
1018
00:45:27,795 --> 00:45:29,997
People, we need to move!
The soldiers, they're coming!
1019
00:45:30,030 --> 00:45:31,065
They have guns!
They're shooting!
1020
00:45:31,098 --> 00:45:32,366
-They're firing!
-Clappy, slow your roll.
1021
00:45:32,399 --> 00:45:33,467
What is the dealio?
1022
00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:36,170
The soldier woman
who really hates Roland,
1023
00:45:36,203 --> 00:45:38,806
which suggests
the two of them had some...
1024
00:45:38,839 --> 00:45:40,908
-Come on, get to the point.
-She was at the bar
1025
00:45:40,941 --> 00:45:42,943
interrogating Moxxi
and your friend Larry...
1026
00:45:42,977 --> 00:45:44,011
Was that his name?
1027
00:45:44,044 --> 00:45:45,779
Seemed like a decent roommate.
1028
00:45:45,813 --> 00:45:46,981
LILITH: Did they see you?
1029
00:45:47,014 --> 00:45:50,284
Do you promise
not to be angry if I say yes?
1030
00:45:50,317 --> 00:45:52,853
KNOXX: Lance units,
block all exits.
1031
00:45:52,886 --> 00:45:55,055
No one leaves.
1032
00:45:55,089 --> 00:45:56,857
Get this thing out of here.
1033
00:45:56,890 --> 00:45:58,492
Masks off.
1034
00:45:58,526 --> 00:45:59,893
MARCUS: Of course, Commander.
1035
00:45:59,927 --> 00:46:01,762
Of course. Hey!
1036
00:46:01,795 --> 00:46:05,199
Double-perched custom Blaster
with ionized projectiles.
1037
00:46:05,232 --> 00:46:07,868
That'll outpace any
bone shredder on Pandora.
1038
00:46:07,901 --> 00:46:08,936
You wanna trade?
1039
00:46:08,969 --> 00:46:10,739
I'll give you
special price, huh?
1040
00:46:10,771 --> 00:46:14,241
KNOXX: Sanctuary
is now on lockdown.
1041
00:46:14,275 --> 00:46:16,977
No one goes anywhere
until we find that robot.
1042
00:46:17,011 --> 00:46:20,447
Is there any way out of here
that doesn't involve garbage?
1043
00:46:21,882 --> 00:46:22,950
Um...
1044
00:46:23,551 --> 00:46:24,918
No.
1045
00:46:24,952 --> 00:46:26,954
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1046
00:46:46,340 --> 00:46:47,408
What?
1047
00:46:47,441 --> 00:46:48,475
Did you guys wanna use it?
1048
00:46:52,379 --> 00:46:55,916
The entrance is underneath
all of that debris.
1049
00:46:55,949 --> 00:46:57,084
-Under there.
-(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1050
00:46:58,952 --> 00:46:59,987
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1051
00:47:00,020 --> 00:47:02,923
Whoo! Look what I got!
1052
00:47:02,956 --> 00:47:04,491
ROLAND: Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1053
00:47:04,526 --> 00:47:05,527
Open it.
1054
00:47:06,493 --> 00:47:08,062
-(METAL CLANGS)
-(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1055
00:47:10,532 --> 00:47:12,232
Hello.
1056
00:47:12,266 --> 00:47:14,068
CLAPTRAP: Would you
look at that? A ladder.
1057
00:47:14,101 --> 00:47:16,470
Unfortunately,
my design doesn't facilitate
1058
00:47:16,504 --> 00:47:18,005
this type of vertical travel.
1059
00:47:18,038 --> 00:47:19,073
Drats.
1060
00:47:19,106 --> 00:47:20,874
Guess I'll just... (SCREAMS)
1061
00:47:22,843 --> 00:47:24,345
-Well...
-(FAINT THUD)
1062
00:47:24,378 --> 00:47:26,213
-Destiny awaits.
-CLAPTRAP: I'm fine!
1063
00:47:27,915 --> 00:47:30,150
KRIEG: Mm! Meat soup.
1064
00:47:30,184 --> 00:47:32,920
Chemical waste
from the mining equipment.
1065
00:47:32,953 --> 00:47:35,189
It's corrosive enough
to dissolve almost anything
1066
00:47:35,222 --> 00:47:36,990
except the natural crystals
in this cavern.
1067
00:47:38,092 --> 00:47:40,494
How are we gonna
get through this?
1068
00:47:40,528 --> 00:47:42,996
Well, it's not gonna
be that way.
1069
00:47:43,030 --> 00:47:44,998
Looks like we gotta
take the high road.
1070
00:47:45,032 --> 00:47:46,835
Krieg.
1071
00:47:46,867 --> 00:47:48,268
Let's see if we can
grab this here.
1072
00:47:48,302 --> 00:47:50,505
CLAPTRAP: Luckily,
my wheel's too large,
1073
00:47:50,538 --> 00:47:52,106
so I'll just watch you all melt
1074
00:47:52,139 --> 00:47:53,608
from a safe
and reasonable distance.
1075
00:47:55,610 --> 00:47:57,846
You are small enough
to get in there.
1076
00:47:57,878 --> 00:47:59,179
Head through the tunnel,
1077
00:47:59,213 --> 00:48:01,549
locate the main access control
panel and then unlock
1078
00:48:01,583 --> 00:48:03,283
-the door at the end.
-CLAPTRAP: Can do!
1079
00:48:03,317 --> 00:48:05,085
-Quietly.
-CLAPTRAP: No problem.
1080
00:48:05,119 --> 00:48:07,287
I wouldn't want anything bad
to happen to each one of you
1081
00:48:07,321 --> 00:48:09,223
in the most
horrifying way possible.
1082
00:48:09,256 --> 00:48:11,860
All right, I'll go first.
1083
00:48:11,892 --> 00:48:14,061
-I got this.
-No, I got it.
1084
00:48:14,094 --> 00:48:15,329
-I got it.
-LILITH: Tina!
1085
00:48:15,362 --> 00:48:17,131
TINY TINA: Coming through!
ROLAND: Hey, hey.
1086
00:48:17,164 --> 00:48:18,232
TINY TINA: Relax.
1087
00:48:18,265 --> 00:48:19,466
I'm the lightest.
1088
00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:21,101
-Tina!
-Hey!
1089
00:48:23,203 --> 00:48:24,338
(KRIEG AND TINA LAUGHING)
1090
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:26,641
(LILITH SIGHS)
1091
00:48:28,442 --> 00:48:29,511
Ladies first.
1092
00:48:30,578 --> 00:48:32,012
Don't mind if I do.
1093
00:48:32,946 --> 00:48:33,947
(METAL RATTLING)
1094
00:48:41,221 --> 00:48:42,256
(SIZZLING)
1095
00:48:42,289 --> 00:48:43,490
-You all right?
-Mm-hmm.
1096
00:48:45,926 --> 00:48:47,027
Be careful.
1097
00:48:47,060 --> 00:48:48,228
(METAL CREAKING)
1098
00:48:53,701 --> 00:48:54,702
(TANNIS EXHALES)
1099
00:48:56,504 --> 00:48:58,005
Guys.
1100
00:48:58,038 --> 00:48:59,039
Look.
1101
00:49:02,276 --> 00:49:03,277
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1102
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:10,017
TINY TINA: Hope blooms
in the strangest places.
1103
00:49:10,050 --> 00:49:11,084
LILITH: It's kind of pretty.
1104
00:49:11,118 --> 00:49:12,419
CLAPTRAP: Mission accomplished!
1105
00:49:12,453 --> 00:49:14,054
The door is unlocked.
1106
00:49:14,087 --> 00:49:15,489
♪ Who's the best?
I'm the best ♪
1107
00:49:15,523 --> 00:49:17,324
♪ Give me a job
I pass the test ♪
1108
00:49:17,357 --> 00:49:18,459
LILITH: Can't take him anywhere.
1109
00:49:18,492 --> 00:49:19,527
CLAPTRAP: Well?
1110
00:49:19,561 --> 00:49:20,562
You're welcome.
1111
00:49:21,663 --> 00:49:23,932
(SCOFFS) Impossible to please.
1112
00:49:23,964 --> 00:49:25,966
(SUSPENSFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1113
00:49:35,309 --> 00:49:37,377
KRIEG: Scream showers.
1114
00:49:37,411 --> 00:49:38,646
It's Bloodshots.
1115
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,314
Yeah, their symbols
are everywhere.
1116
00:49:40,347 --> 00:49:44,384
ROLAND: These are the Psychos
other psychos are afraid of.
1117
00:49:44,418 --> 00:49:46,286
They're probably still here.
1118
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,088
-Let's go find out.
-(SOFTLY) No bombs.
1119
00:49:48,121 --> 00:49:49,490
I'll be surgical.
1120
00:49:49,524 --> 00:49:51,659
There's only one of you
in the world...
1121
00:49:53,528 --> 00:49:54,562
and you're special.
1122
00:49:57,264 --> 00:49:59,399
You guys sit tight.
Wait for us to come back.
1123
00:49:59,433 --> 00:50:00,535
Come on, Lil.
1124
00:50:03,705 --> 00:50:06,073
-(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
-(BLOODSHOTS CLAMORING)
1125
00:50:17,484 --> 00:50:19,521
Dealt with Bloodshots before?
1126
00:50:20,187 --> 00:50:21,221
ROLAND: Once.
1127
00:50:21,255 --> 00:50:22,422
LILITH: How'd you make it out?
1128
00:50:22,456 --> 00:50:24,592
Kind words and hugs?
1129
00:50:24,626 --> 00:50:25,760
I don't know what it is
that happens to 'em
1130
00:50:25,793 --> 00:50:27,327
when they're down here
1131
00:50:27,361 --> 00:50:29,229
but it's like they get hit
with an extra dose of crazy.
1132
00:50:31,064 --> 00:50:32,534
(SCREAMING)
1133
00:50:32,567 --> 00:50:33,601
(BLOODSHOTS CHEERING)
1134
00:50:34,769 --> 00:50:36,771
BLOODSHOT: Strip the flesh,
salt the wound!
1135
00:50:39,707 --> 00:50:42,109
-There's too many to shoot.
-Or blow up?
1136
00:50:42,142 --> 00:50:43,678
Well, we can't really blend in.
1137
00:50:43,711 --> 00:50:45,279
We don't look
anything like them.
1138
00:50:45,312 --> 00:50:46,781
Except you, handsome.
1139
00:50:46,814 --> 00:50:48,616
KRIEG: Thank you!
1140
00:50:48,650 --> 00:50:50,183
CLAPTRAP: Well,
according to my calculations,
1141
00:50:50,217 --> 00:50:51,653
the odds of a successful
stealth operation
1142
00:50:51,686 --> 00:50:53,120
in this scenario is...
1143
00:50:53,721 --> 00:50:55,657
0%? Wow!
1144
00:50:55,690 --> 00:50:57,257
You never see that!
1145
00:50:57,291 --> 00:50:59,761
Well, I guess that's it then.
Back to the truck, right?
1146
00:50:59,794 --> 00:51:01,428
Did you factor in a distraction?
1147
00:51:01,461 --> 00:51:02,597
Of course.
1148
00:51:02,630 --> 00:51:04,097
I analyzed 16 million versions
1149
00:51:04,131 --> 00:51:05,633
where one of you
creates a distraction.
1150
00:51:05,667 --> 00:51:07,134
Total failure.
1151
00:51:07,167 --> 00:51:09,737
No, not one of us.
1152
00:51:09,771 --> 00:51:11,104
Wait, who else is...?
1153
00:51:11,138 --> 00:51:12,574
Oh, no.
1154
00:51:12,607 --> 00:51:14,609
-(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
-(METAL CLANGING)
1155
00:51:18,580 --> 00:51:21,148
(LAUGHS) Coming through.
1156
00:51:21,181 --> 00:51:22,215
(BLOODSHOTS EXCLAIMING)
1157
00:51:23,183 --> 00:51:24,184
CLAPTRAP: Hi, there.
1158
00:51:24,852 --> 00:51:26,253
How you doing?
1159
00:51:27,220 --> 00:51:29,222
(CLAPTRAP LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
1160
00:51:29,256 --> 00:51:31,626
Just a little nervous laughter
to crack the ice.
1161
00:51:32,459 --> 00:51:34,328
BLOODSHOT 1: Shiny!
1162
00:51:34,361 --> 00:51:36,096
CLAPTRAP:
Just rolling through town
1163
00:51:36,129 --> 00:51:37,632
looking for a good time.
1164
00:51:41,168 --> 00:51:42,637
Ladies and gentlemen!
1165
00:51:42,670 --> 00:51:44,471
Your attention, please.
1166
00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:48,743
I am here because I want to be
1167
00:51:48,776 --> 00:51:50,377
and not for a more
justifiable reason
1168
00:51:50,410 --> 00:51:52,112
like trying to be a distraction.
1169
00:51:52,145 --> 00:51:53,848
Even though it makes no sense
1170
00:51:53,881 --> 00:51:55,482
for me to say
what I'm about to say,
1171
00:51:55,516 --> 00:51:57,250
and even though anyone rational
1172
00:51:57,284 --> 00:51:59,419
would suspect it was just
part of a crude plan,
1173
00:51:59,453 --> 00:52:00,622
I have decided
1174
00:52:00,655 --> 00:52:04,124
entirely on my own
to say the following.
1175
00:52:04,157 --> 00:52:07,629
Y'all bitches
need to eat your own butts
1176
00:52:07,662 --> 00:52:08,863
-with your poopy-mouth...
-(MOUTHING ALONG)
1177
00:52:08,896 --> 00:52:11,365
...ass-faces until you die
from loser poisoning
1178
00:52:11,398 --> 00:52:15,202
like the stupid
pus-crotches that you is.
1179
00:52:15,235 --> 00:52:17,304
-(GIGGLES)
-(ROLAND SIGHS)
1180
00:52:17,337 --> 00:52:19,172
(WEAPONS COCKING)
1181
00:52:19,206 --> 00:52:21,576
CLAPTRAP: Was that too much?
It was too much, wasn't it?
1182
00:52:21,609 --> 00:52:23,176
What took it over the edge?
1183
00:52:23,210 --> 00:52:24,612
Was it the
"poopy-mouth ass-faces"?
1184
00:52:26,514 --> 00:52:27,615
Stairs. Come on!
1185
00:52:29,617 --> 00:52:31,151
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
1186
00:52:33,253 --> 00:52:34,922
CLAPTRAP:
Not in the undercarriage!
1187
00:52:36,924 --> 00:52:38,158
My programming...
1188
00:52:40,427 --> 00:52:41,696
Oh, that's gonna leave a mark.
1189
00:52:41,729 --> 00:52:43,665
(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
1190
00:52:43,698 --> 00:52:45,232
Son of a... You got me!
1191
00:52:45,265 --> 00:52:46,701
Okay, I'm dead. How about that?
1192
00:52:46,734 --> 00:52:48,235
(CLAPTRAP SCREAMING)
1193
00:52:48,268 --> 00:52:49,302
(BLOODSHOTS CHEERING)
1194
00:52:51,506 --> 00:52:52,940
Is he going to be all right?
1195
00:52:54,642 --> 00:52:55,643
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1196
00:52:59,346 --> 00:53:01,582
CLAPTRAP: Excellent plan.
1197
00:53:01,616 --> 00:53:04,251
Who would have guessed
they'd shoot me, right?
1198
00:53:05,787 --> 00:53:06,854
LILITH: Well, we survived.
1199
00:53:08,556 --> 00:53:10,457
So much for your 0%.
1200
00:53:11,592 --> 00:53:13,628
CLAPTRAP: You're not out yet.
1201
00:53:15,495 --> 00:53:16,931
TANNIS: I think
the key's in here.
1202
00:53:19,867 --> 00:53:20,935
TINY TINA: Sweet.
1203
00:53:20,968 --> 00:53:23,705
So, the key
is in one of these crates.
1204
00:53:24,706 --> 00:53:25,707
One of these
1205
00:53:26,507 --> 00:53:28,676
kabillion crates.
1206
00:53:28,710 --> 00:53:31,311
Yeah, this is gonna
take a minute.
1207
00:53:31,344 --> 00:53:32,714
CLAPTRAP: Four days
if you work around the clock
1208
00:53:32,747 --> 00:53:34,182
which you can't,
1209
00:53:34,214 --> 00:53:36,349
because your bodies
require rest every 16 hours.
1210
00:53:36,383 --> 00:53:37,585
Lazy!
1211
00:53:37,618 --> 00:53:39,887
Not if those psycho Raiders
find us first.
1212
00:53:39,921 --> 00:53:41,823
Those are Bloodshots.
1213
00:53:41,856 --> 00:53:43,524
Raiders live above.
Not down here.
1214
00:53:43,558 --> 00:53:44,892
There are no Raiders down here.
1215
00:53:44,926 --> 00:53:46,426
Tannis, nobody's talking
about Raiders.
1216
00:53:46,460 --> 00:53:47,795
TINY TINA: What's the big deal
about Raiders?
1217
00:53:47,829 --> 00:53:48,963
TANNIS: I know,
but you brought up Raiders.
1218
00:53:48,996 --> 00:53:50,732
ROLAND: How about
we forget about it?
1219
00:53:50,765 --> 00:53:51,899
TINY TINA: Am I missing
something here?
1220
00:53:51,933 --> 00:53:53,201
TANNIS: But I don't understand.
1221
00:53:53,233 --> 00:53:54,267
ROLAND: Forget about
the Raiders!
1222
00:53:54,301 --> 00:53:55,603
Just forget about it.
1223
00:53:56,571 --> 00:53:57,638
TINY TINA: I'm sorry.
1224
00:54:01,008 --> 00:54:02,242
(SIGHS)
1225
00:54:02,275 --> 00:54:04,277
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1226
00:54:33,473 --> 00:54:34,842
I understand...
1227
00:54:34,876 --> 00:54:36,878
-Bloodshots are down here.
-You keep bringing up Raiders.
1228
00:54:36,911 --> 00:54:38,613
-Tannis, I swear to God...
-LILITH: I found it.
1229
00:54:38,646 --> 00:54:40,882
-What?
-LILITH: The second key.
1230
00:54:40,915 --> 00:54:42,617
TANNIS: How... How did...?
1231
00:54:42,650 --> 00:54:45,385
I don't know.
Just lucky, I guess.
1232
00:54:46,954 --> 00:54:48,455
ROLAND: Yeah, we'll see
how lucky you are.
1233
00:54:48,488 --> 00:54:49,891
We still gotta get out of here.
1234
00:54:49,924 --> 00:54:51,458
There's an exit portal this way.
1235
00:54:51,491 --> 00:54:52,560
Come on.
1236
00:54:56,664 --> 00:54:57,799
-(FAINT CLINKING)
-LILITH: Shh!
1237
00:54:59,399 --> 00:55:00,535
(WHISPERS) What's that?
1238
00:55:03,504 --> 00:55:05,740
(CLAPTRAP STRAINING)
1239
00:55:05,773 --> 00:55:07,909
What? I'm expelling
the excess lead.
1240
00:55:09,911 --> 00:55:11,712
Big bullet. Big bullet coming.
There we go.
1241
00:55:11,746 --> 00:55:13,047
Can't you do this another time?
1242
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:14,715
This has to happen now.
1243
00:55:14,749 --> 00:55:17,018
Don't judge me.
1244
00:55:17,051 --> 00:55:18,719
-(CLAPTRAP GROANING)
-(LAUGHING)
1245
00:55:18,753 --> 00:55:19,787
(KRIEG LAUGHING)
1246
00:55:19,821 --> 00:55:21,022
CLAPTRAP: What?
How is this funny?
1247
00:55:21,055 --> 00:55:22,355
You keep it down.
1248
00:55:22,389 --> 00:55:23,724
Do I judge you
when you blast out a loaf?
1249
00:55:23,758 --> 00:55:25,325
-We don't wanna attract...
-CLAPTRAP: Look out!
1250
00:55:26,761 --> 00:55:27,929
(GRUNTING)
1251
00:55:29,897 --> 00:55:31,065
-A little help?
-(GRUNTS)
1252
00:55:31,098 --> 00:55:32,432
(ACE OF SPADES
BY MOTORHEAD PLAYING)
1253
00:55:32,465 --> 00:55:33,534
-CLAPTRAP: Incoming!
-(BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
1254
00:55:33,568 --> 00:55:35,803
ROLAND: Go, go!
TANNIS: Okay, going now!
1255
00:55:35,837 --> 00:55:37,505
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
1256
00:55:40,508 --> 00:55:42,577
(KRIEG GRUNTING)
1257
00:55:52,419 --> 00:55:53,420
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1258
00:56:00,561 --> 00:56:01,762
ROLAND: Tannis!
1259
00:56:03,430 --> 00:56:04,431
Thank you.
1260
00:56:05,132 --> 00:56:06,534
CLAPTRAP: On your left!
1261
00:56:06,901 --> 00:56:07,902
Wow!
1262
00:56:10,905 --> 00:56:11,906
(GRUNTS)
1263
00:56:13,674 --> 00:56:15,375
-(BLOODSHOT 1 YELLS)
-(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1264
00:56:16,077 --> 00:56:17,377
(TINY TINA SCREAMS)
1265
00:56:17,410 --> 00:56:18,613
BLOODSHOT 2: Come here, girlie!
1266
00:56:19,814 --> 00:56:20,915
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1267
00:56:24,585 --> 00:56:25,586
(GRUNTS)
1268
00:56:28,155 --> 00:56:29,523
What are you doing?
1269
00:56:29,557 --> 00:56:30,725
I needed a gun.
1270
00:56:30,758 --> 00:56:33,027
So you ask for it, Tannis. Ask!
1271
00:56:33,060 --> 00:56:34,394
Move!
1272
00:56:34,427 --> 00:56:35,428
(BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
1273
00:56:42,904 --> 00:56:44,138
That way!
1274
00:56:46,574 --> 00:56:48,676
CLAPTRAP: (LAUGHS)
We've got this, guys!
1275
00:56:48,709 --> 00:56:50,443
There's nothing we can't do!
1276
00:56:50,477 --> 00:56:51,512
Stairs!
1277
00:56:51,545 --> 00:56:52,613
Krieg, help me! I'm not...
1278
00:56:52,647 --> 00:56:53,714
ROLAND: Go, go!
1279
00:56:54,682 --> 00:56:55,983
(CLAPTRAP GROANING)
1280
00:57:00,755 --> 00:57:01,956
(BLOODSHOT 3 YELLING)
1281
00:57:05,927 --> 00:57:08,396
(BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
1282
00:57:08,428 --> 00:57:09,697
Lilith, I got you!
1283
00:57:09,730 --> 00:57:10,765
Go!
1284
00:57:15,102 --> 00:57:16,103
TINY TINA: Roland!
1285
00:57:18,739 --> 00:57:19,740
Watch out!
1286
00:57:20,473 --> 00:57:21,474
Go, go!
1287
00:57:32,019 --> 00:57:33,521
Time to go.
1288
00:57:34,755 --> 00:57:35,756
(BLOODSHOTS SCREAMING)
1289
00:57:40,194 --> 00:57:41,896
CLAPTRAP: I'm sure
we're past the hard part.
1290
00:57:41,929 --> 00:57:43,197
TANNIS: (SOFTLY) Okay.
1291
00:57:47,802 --> 00:57:49,170
(GROWLING)
1292
00:57:50,938 --> 00:57:52,673
ROLAND: Go, go, go!
We gotta move!
1293
00:57:53,741 --> 00:57:55,576
(BLOODSHOT LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
1294
00:57:57,745 --> 00:58:00,480
TINY TINA: Let go of me!
ROLAND: Tina!
1295
00:58:00,514 --> 00:58:02,516
TANNIS: Lilith!
BLOODSHOT 1: Hello!
1296
00:58:02,550 --> 00:58:03,684
(LILITH GRUNTS)
1297
00:58:03,985 --> 00:58:04,986
(GUNSHOT)
1298
00:58:08,956 --> 00:58:10,057
CLAPTRAP: Follow me this way.
1299
00:58:10,091 --> 00:58:11,892
I have a tremendous
sense of direction.
1300
00:58:11,926 --> 00:58:12,960
Oh, God!
1301
00:58:12,994 --> 00:58:14,095
(BLOODSHOTS LAUGHING)
1302
00:58:26,807 --> 00:58:27,808
BLOODSHOT 2: Help me!
1303
00:58:32,780 --> 00:58:34,148
TINY TINA: Krieg, spin me!
1304
00:58:35,116 --> 00:58:36,550
TANNIS: I found it! I found it!
1305
00:58:36,584 --> 00:58:37,618
There's an elevator!
1306
00:58:37,651 --> 00:58:39,687
Follow me. This way. Come on.
1307
00:58:40,955 --> 00:58:43,824
-Roland!
-ROLAND: Clappy, go! Go! Go!
1308
00:58:43,858 --> 00:58:45,726
CLAPTRAP: Lilith!
Don't leave me behind again!
1309
00:58:49,296 --> 00:58:51,732
There's a service elevator
this way!
1310
00:58:55,269 --> 00:58:56,570
It's up here.
1311
00:58:56,604 --> 00:58:59,540
-This way. Oh, no.
-ROLAND: Go! Go, go, go!
1312
00:58:59,573 --> 00:59:00,674
TANNIS: Shit!
1313
00:59:00,708 --> 00:59:02,543
This is gonna take some time.
Hold this.
1314
00:59:02,576 --> 00:59:03,611
Claptrap!
1315
00:59:03,644 --> 00:59:04,979
I need help!
1316
00:59:05,012 --> 00:59:06,914
CLAPTRAP: Uh,
in front of everyone?
1317
00:59:06,947 --> 00:59:08,282
TANNIS: Yes!
CLAPTRAP: Look away!
1318
00:59:08,315 --> 00:59:10,584
Look away! I command you!
1319
00:59:10,618 --> 00:59:11,786
Krieg, we got company.
1320
00:59:11,819 --> 00:59:14,588
KRIEG: It's time to bleed!
1321
00:59:14,622 --> 00:59:15,956
-Come on!
-I am trying!
1322
00:59:19,727 --> 00:59:21,028
Krieg, wait!
1323
00:59:21,062 --> 00:59:22,229
Krieg!
1324
00:59:29,236 --> 00:59:30,304
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1325
00:59:33,908 --> 00:59:35,042
It's not working.
1326
00:59:35,076 --> 00:59:36,844
TINY TINA: Aren't you supposed
to be smart?
1327
00:59:41,782 --> 00:59:43,184
BLOODSHOT 1: I'll turn you
into a meat bicycle!
1328
00:59:43,217 --> 00:59:44,318
BLOODSHOT 2: Another victim!
1329
00:59:47,121 --> 00:59:48,656
(BLOODSHOTS CACKLING)
1330
00:59:48,689 --> 00:59:50,559
(LILITH STRAINING)
1331
00:59:52,927 --> 00:59:54,595
(WEAPON FIRING)
1332
00:59:55,096 --> 00:59:56,297
LILITH: Thanks, kid.
1333
00:59:58,032 --> 00:59:59,266
(BLOODSHOTS CLAMORING)
1334
01:00:04,672 --> 01:00:06,240
LILITH: Tannis!
1335
01:00:06,273 --> 01:00:08,042
-How we doing?
-TANNIS: I don't have it!
1336
01:00:09,210 --> 01:00:10,678
(METAL CREAKING)
1337
01:00:13,114 --> 01:00:14,248
BLOODSHOT 1: Come here,
give me a kiss!
1338
01:00:14,982 --> 01:00:16,150
(SCREAMING)
1339
01:00:16,951 --> 01:00:18,786
Krieg! Pull back!
1340
01:00:29,130 --> 01:00:31,966
Go! Go!
1341
01:00:31,999 --> 01:00:34,101
BLOODSHOT 2:
I regret everything!
1342
01:00:41,208 --> 01:00:43,010
TANNIS: Come on!
1343
01:00:43,043 --> 01:00:44,912
-LILITH: We gotta go.
-It's not working.
1344
01:00:44,945 --> 01:00:45,946
Go, Tannis.
1345
01:00:47,348 --> 01:00:49,216
We have another wiring problem.
1346
01:00:50,050 --> 01:00:51,352
BLOODSHOT 3: Baby!
1347
01:00:51,385 --> 01:00:52,419
(METAL CREAKING)
1348
01:00:53,687 --> 01:00:54,688
ROLAND: Shit.
1349
01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:58,225
-Roland, what are you doing?
-ROLAND: Fixing it.
1350
01:00:58,259 --> 01:00:59,793
-Get back here!
-LILITH: Hey.
1351
01:00:59,827 --> 01:01:01,729
TINY TINA: No. Please don't.
1352
01:01:02,930 --> 01:01:04,298
-Roland!
-Hey, Tina.
1353
01:01:06,066 --> 01:01:07,401
I'll meet you at the vault.
1354
01:01:08,102 --> 01:01:09,103
I promise.
1355
01:01:10,204 --> 01:01:12,173
-(BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
-ROLAND: Tannis.
1356
01:01:13,073 --> 01:01:14,875
-Hit it!
-Okay, hitting!
1357
01:01:15,776 --> 01:01:16,877
(ELEVATOR CREAKING)
1358
01:01:19,079 --> 01:01:20,080
Roland!
1359
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:27,955
All right, Bob.
1360
01:01:27,988 --> 01:01:30,024
You ready to kick some ass?
1361
01:01:30,057 --> 01:01:32,259
(LAUGHS) I knew you'd say that.
1362
01:01:32,293 --> 01:01:33,294
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
1363
01:01:34,328 --> 01:01:35,329
(BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
1364
01:01:37,898 --> 01:01:39,733
(TOY LAUGHING, BEEPING)
1365
01:01:46,907 --> 01:01:48,409
(EXHALES)
1366
01:01:48,442 --> 01:01:49,977
(BLOODSHOTS CACKLING)
1367
01:01:50,010 --> 01:01:51,011
(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
1368
01:01:53,881 --> 01:01:54,915
(SCREAMING)
1369
01:01:54,949 --> 01:01:56,951
(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
1370
01:02:05,226 --> 01:02:07,461
(BLOODSHOTS SHOUTING)
1371
01:02:07,494 --> 01:02:08,729
(ALL SCREAMING)
1372
01:02:11,765 --> 01:02:14,268
TANNIS: The brakes are out!
We are not slowing down!
1373
01:02:15,236 --> 01:02:16,470
We are not gonna make it!
1374
01:02:24,878 --> 01:02:26,013
(ALL GASPING)
1375
01:02:27,748 --> 01:02:29,316
Teleportation.
1376
01:02:29,350 --> 01:02:31,418
I can move stuff
with my mind, y'all.
1377
01:02:31,452 --> 01:02:32,486
CLAPTRAP: We're not dead?
1378
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:34,321
I'm still enslaved? Drats.
1379
01:02:34,355 --> 01:02:35,789
(VOMITS, GROANS)
1380
01:02:35,823 --> 01:02:38,125
KRIEG: Chutney vomit queen.
CLAPTRAP: Ew! Yuck!
1381
01:02:38,158 --> 01:02:40,761
I think the teleportation
has made her quite ill.
1382
01:02:40,794 --> 01:02:42,029
How did you do that?
1383
01:02:42,062 --> 01:02:43,764
I don't know.
1384
01:02:43,797 --> 01:02:45,734
Just kind of happened.
1385
01:02:45,766 --> 01:02:47,801
Hey, Roland's
gonna be okay, right?
1386
01:02:47,835 --> 01:02:49,136
He's an elite soldier.
1387
01:02:49,169 --> 01:02:51,805
If anyone can get out of that,
it's him.
1388
01:02:53,974 --> 01:02:55,209
-Where are we?
-(STATIC OVER DEVICE)
1389
01:02:55,242 --> 01:02:57,478
I can't get a read on ECHOnet.
1390
01:02:57,512 --> 01:02:59,913
But it looks like
we're in an old mine.
1391
01:02:59,947 --> 01:03:02,483
LILITH: Maybe we find
some shelter inside.
1392
01:03:05,085 --> 01:03:06,420
(CREATURE SHRIEKS IN DISTANCE)
1393
01:03:08,055 --> 01:03:10,057
(SOFT DESPONDENT MUSIC PLAYING)
1394
01:03:26,307 --> 01:03:28,242
TANNIS: I've combined the keys.
1395
01:03:28,275 --> 01:03:29,276
Look.
1396
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:34,948
LILITH: What's that?
Some kind of a map?
1397
01:03:34,982 --> 01:03:36,518
TANNIS: Incredible, isn't it?
1398
01:03:37,519 --> 01:03:39,053
It isn't just a key.
1399
01:03:41,088 --> 01:03:42,524
And right there...
1400
01:03:42,557 --> 01:03:43,924
The vault?
1401
01:03:45,059 --> 01:03:46,093
TANNIS: It is a shame
1402
01:03:46,126 --> 01:03:48,062
your mother is not here
to see this.
1403
01:03:49,263 --> 01:03:51,398
It was there the whole time.
1404
01:03:51,432 --> 01:03:52,534
Apparently.
1405
01:03:52,567 --> 01:03:54,368
LILITH: I've seen that
before somewhere.
1406
01:03:54,401 --> 01:03:55,469
TANNIS: Firehawk.
1407
01:03:55,502 --> 01:03:58,540
Eridian goddess,
protector of the planet.
1408
01:04:02,544 --> 01:04:06,080
Well, it's all a bit pointless
without the third piece.
1409
01:04:06,980 --> 01:04:08,315
Oh, well, we have it.
1410
01:04:12,386 --> 01:04:14,021
She's the key.
1411
01:04:14,054 --> 01:04:15,889
The elevator confirmed it.
1412
01:04:15,923 --> 01:04:17,291
That was a phasewalk.
1413
01:04:17,324 --> 01:04:18,992
Only an Eridian could do that.
1414
01:04:19,026 --> 01:04:20,127
Wait a minute.
1415
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:21,295
If she's a piece of the key,
1416
01:04:21,328 --> 01:04:22,863
what happens when she opens it?
1417
01:04:22,896 --> 01:04:24,264
I assumed you knew.
1418
01:04:25,499 --> 01:04:26,835
Did your mother never tell you?
1419
01:04:26,867 --> 01:04:29,303
I was eight. I can barely
remember her face.
1420
01:04:29,336 --> 01:04:32,306
When the daughter of Eridia
places the key,
1421
01:04:32,339 --> 01:04:34,642
the pieces are consumed
and the vault opens.
1422
01:04:37,077 --> 01:04:40,914
Now, I don't necessarily
believe that means kill her.
1423
01:04:40,948 --> 01:04:42,550
But you're prepared
to take that risk.
1424
01:04:42,584 --> 01:04:44,251
Well, we have no choice.
1425
01:04:44,952 --> 01:04:46,621
Either we take her
1426
01:04:46,654 --> 01:04:48,155
or Atlas does.
1427
01:04:50,057 --> 01:04:52,192
There is no salvation
without sacrifice.
1428
01:05:02,403 --> 01:05:03,437
(ROLAND GRUNTS)
1429
01:05:03,470 --> 01:05:06,674
Worst orgy ever.
1430
01:05:07,341 --> 01:05:08,342
(GROANS)
1431
01:05:11,412 --> 01:05:13,981
(GRUNTING)
1432
01:05:19,286 --> 01:05:20,588
Rest in peace, Bob.
1433
01:05:31,633 --> 01:05:33,535
Oh, shit.
1434
01:05:33,568 --> 01:05:35,369
(SOFT DESPONDENT MUSIC
CONTINUES)
1435
01:05:45,647 --> 01:05:47,448
Whoa. Sorry. (LAUGHS)
1436
01:05:47,481 --> 01:05:49,551
I thought for a moment there
you had rigor mortis.
1437
01:05:49,584 --> 01:05:50,984
It was a really nice moment.
1438
01:05:51,018 --> 01:05:52,587
I'll treasure it always.
1439
01:05:52,620 --> 01:05:54,955
Also, I scavenged
the final parts I needed
1440
01:05:54,988 --> 01:05:56,390
from a dead transformer,
1441
01:05:56,423 --> 01:05:59,561
and fixed the thing
you so recklessly destroyed.
1442
01:06:05,132 --> 01:06:06,133
(KRIEG SNORING)
1443
01:06:10,605 --> 01:06:12,372
You didn't press this, did you?
1444
01:06:12,406 --> 01:06:14,041
I did not.
1445
01:06:14,074 --> 01:06:15,743
I can crush it again
if you'd like.
1446
01:06:17,277 --> 01:06:19,948
Oh, "Thank you, Claptrap.
You're indispensable."
1447
01:06:19,980 --> 01:06:23,116
Thank you, Lilith.
Your praise warms my soul.
1448
01:06:27,421 --> 01:06:28,523
(SIGHS SOFTLY)
1449
01:06:30,324 --> 01:06:31,391
(DEVICE SHATTERS)
1450
01:06:34,161 --> 01:06:36,163
(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1451
01:06:46,541 --> 01:06:47,542
Lilith.
1452
01:06:49,076 --> 01:06:51,011
Have you broken the beacon
I gave you?
1453
01:06:54,114 --> 01:06:57,685
Ah, this thing was junk
the whole time.
1454
01:06:58,385 --> 01:06:59,419
(SCOFFS)
1455
01:06:59,453 --> 01:07:00,655
ATLAS: Not at all.
1456
01:07:00,688 --> 01:07:03,490
It was a highly accurate
tracking device
1457
01:07:03,525 --> 01:07:06,260
that has led me
right to you and Tina.
1458
01:07:06,293 --> 01:07:07,394
Now, I was beginning to think
1459
01:07:07,427 --> 01:07:09,329
that she would
elude me forever.
1460
01:07:09,363 --> 01:07:10,532
She's smart.
1461
01:07:10,565 --> 01:07:12,534
She is mine.
1462
01:07:16,270 --> 01:07:17,371
And the Crimson Lance
1463
01:07:17,404 --> 01:07:18,573
are on their way
to collect her now.
1464
01:07:18,606 --> 01:07:20,608
If you come after her,
I'll destroy the key.
1465
01:07:20,642 --> 01:07:21,676
No, you won't.
1466
01:07:21,709 --> 01:07:23,410
Because if you did,
1467
01:07:25,245 --> 01:07:26,480
then I would have to kill
1468
01:07:26,514 --> 01:07:29,383
the rest of that heroic band
of vault hunters
1469
01:07:29,416 --> 01:07:31,451
she's been
slumming around with.
1470
01:07:31,485 --> 01:07:33,755
And I promise you, Lilith,
1471
01:07:33,788 --> 01:07:35,355
they won't be quick deaths.
1472
01:07:37,659 --> 01:07:39,126
Good.
1473
01:07:39,694 --> 01:07:41,029
Glad to see you making
1474
01:07:41,061 --> 01:07:43,430
the smart choice for once.
(CHUCKLES)
1475
01:07:44,532 --> 01:07:46,300
And when this is over,
1476
01:07:46,333 --> 01:07:48,201
you'll be paid
what we agreed on.
1477
01:07:50,437 --> 01:07:51,573
Thank you, Lilith.
1478
01:08:01,348 --> 01:08:03,350
Oh.
1479
01:08:03,383 --> 01:08:06,253
Tina, look, I know
how this must look, but...
1480
01:08:06,286 --> 01:08:09,156
I'm the only one
who can open the vault.
1481
01:08:10,792 --> 01:08:14,729
And I'm gonna use whatever
is inside to kill him.
1482
01:08:19,399 --> 01:08:21,168
Too bad you won't
be around to see it.
1483
01:08:21,201 --> 01:08:22,737
-Wait.
-Enjoy your freedom.
1484
01:08:22,770 --> 01:08:24,404
-(EXPLOSIVE CLATTERS)
-Tina. Tina, no!
1485
01:08:43,725 --> 01:08:44,792
(GROANS)
1486
01:08:49,764 --> 01:08:51,264
(CLAPTRAP WHOOPING)
1487
01:08:52,165 --> 01:08:53,233
(SIGHS)
1488
01:08:57,371 --> 01:08:59,373
(VOCALIZING UPBEAT TUNE)
1489
01:09:02,510 --> 01:09:03,511
(STOPS VOCALIZING)
1490
01:09:06,446 --> 01:09:07,447
I'm dancing because...
1491
01:09:08,583 --> 01:09:09,784
you're alive.
1492
01:09:09,817 --> 01:09:11,385
Not because
I thought you were dead.
1493
01:09:11,418 --> 01:09:12,887
Heartwarming.
1494
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:14,221
Where are the others?
1495
01:09:14,254 --> 01:09:15,790
They found a truck
in the village and left.
1496
01:09:15,823 --> 01:09:16,824
Without me.
1497
01:09:17,925 --> 01:09:19,226
What village?
1498
01:09:22,362 --> 01:09:23,831
CLAPTRAP: This must have
been one of the original
1499
01:09:23,865 --> 01:09:25,298
Pandoran settlements.
1500
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:27,200
How quaint.
1501
01:09:29,503 --> 01:09:30,872
I know this place.
1502
01:09:32,205 --> 01:09:33,206
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
1503
01:09:38,311 --> 01:09:39,914
(SCREAMING)
1504
01:09:39,947 --> 01:09:41,949
(TENSE AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYING)
1505
01:09:48,188 --> 01:09:49,857
LILITH'S MOM: Come on.
Come on. Leave it.
1506
01:09:49,891 --> 01:09:51,324
Come on, sweetie.
1507
01:09:52,627 --> 01:09:54,494
TANNIS: Hurry, give me Lilith!
1508
01:09:54,529 --> 01:09:55,930
Come on! Come on!
1509
01:09:57,364 --> 01:09:59,167
Remember I will always love you!
1510
01:09:59,199 --> 01:10:00,200
YOUNG LILITH: Mama!
1511
01:10:00,768 --> 01:10:02,469
No!
1512
01:10:10,545 --> 01:10:11,713
CLAPTRAP: Hey,
where are you going?
1513
01:10:12,780 --> 01:10:13,781
Lilith.
1514
01:10:14,414 --> 01:10:15,415
Lilith!
1515
01:10:32,232 --> 01:10:33,968
Is this your home?
1516
01:10:34,001 --> 01:10:35,002
Yeah.
1517
01:10:35,770 --> 01:10:38,271
I used to live here once.
1518
01:10:53,821 --> 01:10:55,455
CLAPTRAP: This place is...
1519
01:10:56,657 --> 01:10:59,727
reminiscent of something
deep in my files.
1520
01:11:03,030 --> 01:11:04,599
That drawing...
1521
01:11:06,333 --> 01:11:08,268
(POWERING DOWN) I feel strange.
1522
01:11:14,675 --> 01:11:15,676
Lilith.
1523
01:11:16,376 --> 01:11:17,444
Mom?
1524
01:11:18,579 --> 01:11:19,981
If you're seeing this...
1525
01:11:22,382 --> 01:11:23,785
I'm afraid I didn't make it.
1526
01:11:25,653 --> 01:11:28,790
I'm so sorry
that I sent you away.
1527
01:11:28,823 --> 01:11:30,390
I didn't want to.
1528
01:11:31,559 --> 01:11:33,795
But as soon as I realized
1529
01:11:33,828 --> 01:11:35,395
what you are,
1530
01:11:35,428 --> 01:11:36,864
what you might become...
1531
01:11:38,365 --> 01:11:41,368
I knew you'd never
be safe here on Pandora.
1532
01:11:42,369 --> 01:11:44,505
But if you ever return,
1533
01:11:44,539 --> 01:11:47,642
I've made sure
that Claptrap will find you,
1534
01:11:48,475 --> 01:11:50,678
help you understand...
1535
01:11:51,646 --> 01:11:52,847
your destiny.
1536
01:11:53,781 --> 01:11:54,982
(GUNFIRE OVER HOLOGRAM)
1537
01:11:57,618 --> 01:11:59,887
Lilith, I love you.
1538
01:12:05,626 --> 01:12:06,627
(CRYING)
1539
01:12:09,897 --> 01:12:11,032
I wish...
1540
01:12:12,399 --> 01:12:16,003
I could hold you one last time.
1541
01:12:27,414 --> 01:12:28,415
Tina!
1542
01:12:31,085 --> 01:12:34,021
CLAPTRAP: Whoa.
That was weird. (LAUGHS)
1543
01:12:34,055 --> 01:12:35,923
I blacked out.
1544
01:12:35,957 --> 01:12:38,826
Did something important happen?
1545
01:12:38,860 --> 01:12:40,393
-(WIND BLOWING)
-(TANNIS GASPS)
1546
01:12:41,629 --> 01:12:42,763
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1547
01:12:52,540 --> 01:12:54,008
(DEVICE BEEPING)
1548
01:13:01,015 --> 01:13:02,850
(BEEPING FASTER)
1549
01:13:04,518 --> 01:13:05,920
TANNIS: It's saying it's here.
1550
01:13:05,953 --> 01:13:07,521
TINY TINA: All I'm seeing
is some holes.
1551
01:13:07,555 --> 01:13:09,056
Are you sure this is it?
1552
01:13:09,090 --> 01:13:10,524
TANNIS: I don't know.
It's somewhere.
1553
01:13:10,558 --> 01:13:12,059
TINY TINA: Okay,
what does it look like?
1554
01:13:12,093 --> 01:13:13,995
TANNIS: Big. It's an arch.
1555
01:13:15,630 --> 01:13:17,665
It's here somewhere.
I know it's here.
1556
01:13:17,698 --> 01:13:18,733
TINY TINA:
How do you know it's here?
1557
01:13:18,766 --> 01:13:20,835
TANNIS:
Because I'm feeling emotion.
1558
01:13:20,868 --> 01:13:22,370
TINY TINA:
Can you be more specific?
1559
01:13:22,402 --> 01:13:24,437
-Thing of power!
-Not right now, Krieg. Please.
1560
01:13:24,471 --> 01:13:26,507
-Okay, I get it...
-But that means something!
1561
01:13:26,540 --> 01:13:27,909
No, no, no!
1562
01:13:27,942 --> 01:13:29,442
I'm not following.
1563
01:13:30,912 --> 01:13:31,946
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1564
01:13:39,620 --> 01:13:40,855
(TANNIS GRUNTS)
1565
01:13:43,891 --> 01:13:46,560
Krieg, you genius. You found it!
1566
01:13:47,662 --> 01:13:49,664
(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1567
01:14:04,477 --> 01:14:06,147
I have to warn you,
this might kill you.
1568
01:14:07,515 --> 01:14:09,083
Me? (CHUCKLES)
1569
01:14:09,116 --> 01:14:11,886
Nah, kid. I'm the special one.
1570
01:14:11,919 --> 01:14:14,555
Whatever this is,
it's gonna make me invincible.
1571
01:14:24,832 --> 01:14:26,534
(GRUNTING SOFTLY)
1572
01:14:30,071 --> 01:14:32,073
(STIRRING MUSIC PLAYING)
1573
01:14:39,113 --> 01:14:40,480
(MUSIC FADES)
1574
01:14:42,950 --> 01:14:43,951
(SIGHING)
1575
01:14:46,620 --> 01:14:48,488
What just happened?
1576
01:14:48,522 --> 01:14:51,058
I'm the special one.
It should do something.
1577
01:14:55,129 --> 01:14:56,564
Apparently not.
1578
01:14:57,565 --> 01:14:59,000
(CLAPPING NEARBY)
1579
01:14:59,033 --> 01:15:00,634
ATLAS: Well done, Tina.
1580
01:15:01,102 --> 01:15:02,136
Well done.
1581
01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:07,775
Amazing effort.
1582
01:15:13,014 --> 01:15:14,715
(BLOODSHOTS LAUGHING)
1583
01:15:15,983 --> 01:15:17,985
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1584
01:15:26,293 --> 01:15:28,262
You survived the worst planet
in the galaxy.
1585
01:15:28,295 --> 01:15:31,699
You found the key
and the vault itself.
1586
01:15:31,732 --> 01:15:33,834
You've made your father
so proud.
1587
01:15:37,138 --> 01:15:38,272
Commander Knoxx,
1588
01:15:39,607 --> 01:15:41,208
I need
her nervous system intact.
1589
01:15:41,242 --> 01:15:42,943
Keep the organs on ice.
1590
01:15:44,678 --> 01:15:46,947
Perhaps we'll have better luck
with the next clone.
1591
01:15:47,948 --> 01:15:49,617
ROLAND: Hey, asshole.
1592
01:15:57,958 --> 01:16:00,694
That was quite
an entrance, Roland.
1593
01:16:00,728 --> 01:16:01,962
You miss me?
1594
01:16:01,996 --> 01:16:04,231
You might have saved the day
if it wasn't for...
1595
01:16:05,666 --> 01:16:07,234
my Atlas auto shield.
1596
01:16:13,207 --> 01:16:14,608
Kill them all.
1597
01:16:14,642 --> 01:16:16,043
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)
1598
01:16:20,314 --> 01:16:21,615
Hold your fire.
1599
01:16:22,083 --> 01:16:23,284
That's an order.
1600
01:16:23,317 --> 01:16:24,553
SOLDIER:
You heard the commander.
1601
01:16:24,585 --> 01:16:25,719
Weapons down.
1602
01:16:31,759 --> 01:16:32,893
KNOXX: Roland, you were right.
1603
01:16:35,096 --> 01:16:36,130
I should've...
1604
01:16:36,163 --> 01:16:37,298
(TINY TINA GASPS)
1605
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:41,235
No!
1606
01:16:41,268 --> 01:16:42,269
No!
1607
01:16:43,771 --> 01:16:45,206
Any other objections?
1608
01:16:45,940 --> 01:16:47,374
LILITH: Just one!
1609
01:16:49,677 --> 01:16:51,846
That you continue breathing.
1610
01:16:51,879 --> 01:16:53,214
But I'll allow it
1611
01:16:53,247 --> 01:16:55,649
if you let my friends
go in peace.
1612
01:16:56,817 --> 01:16:58,352
And tell me, Lilith,
1613
01:16:58,385 --> 01:17:00,187
just why would I do that?
1614
01:17:03,157 --> 01:17:05,059
Because I'm the daughter
of Eridia.
1615
01:17:06,794 --> 01:17:08,597
I've seen that
before somewhere.
1616
01:17:08,629 --> 01:17:09,697
TANNIS: Firehawk.
1617
01:17:09,730 --> 01:17:11,198
Eridian goddess.
1618
01:17:11,232 --> 01:17:12,700
It's your planet, Lilith.
1619
01:17:13,400 --> 01:17:14,635
You have to protect it.
1620
01:17:14,668 --> 01:17:16,303
MOXXI: Mama loved you.
1621
01:17:16,337 --> 01:17:18,806
She always told me
how special you were.
1622
01:17:18,839 --> 01:17:20,975
LILITH: I found it.
1623
01:17:21,008 --> 01:17:22,276
TANNIS: How did...?
LILITH: I don't know.
1624
01:17:22,309 --> 01:17:24,145
Just lucky, I guess.
1625
01:17:28,716 --> 01:17:30,351
CLAPTRAP:
Daughter of Eridia, baby!
1626
01:17:30,384 --> 01:17:31,919
Bet you didn't see that coming!
1627
01:17:31,952 --> 01:17:32,953
(CLAPTRAP LAUGHS)
1628
01:17:34,688 --> 01:17:35,723
But...
1629
01:17:35,756 --> 01:17:36,891
But I'm the special one.
1630
01:17:38,159 --> 01:17:39,193
Oh, you are.
1631
01:17:40,161 --> 01:17:41,662
Just not the way you thought.
1632
01:17:43,164 --> 01:17:44,165
I open the vault...
1633
01:17:45,099 --> 01:17:46,167
the girl goes free.
1634
01:17:48,736 --> 01:17:50,639
You open the vault
1635
01:17:50,671 --> 01:17:52,239
and you all go free.
1636
01:17:53,007 --> 01:17:54,341
You have my word.
1637
01:17:56,210 --> 01:17:58,412
TANNIS: I just figured it out.
1638
01:17:58,445 --> 01:18:01,282
Your mother gave you to me
1639
01:18:01,315 --> 01:18:02,716
to take you away from here,
1640
01:18:02,750 --> 01:18:05,186
so you would never
have to open that vault.
1641
01:18:05,219 --> 01:18:06,820
CLAPTRAP: (SARCASTICALLY)
Well, that worked out great.
1642
01:18:08,389 --> 01:18:09,924
I have to open it.
1643
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:15,062
No salvation without sacrifice.
1644
01:18:15,095 --> 01:18:16,130
Remember?
1645
01:18:17,398 --> 01:18:18,432
But you can't.
1646
01:18:19,066 --> 01:18:20,100
You can't.
1647
01:18:20,134 --> 01:18:21,435
It's fine.
1648
01:18:22,102 --> 01:18:23,170
You're safe.
1649
01:18:24,305 --> 01:18:25,306
And, Tina,
1650
01:18:26,307 --> 01:18:28,042
memories are more powerful
1651
01:18:28,075 --> 01:18:31,011
than anything
Atlas could ever create.
1652
01:18:31,045 --> 01:18:33,714
Now, you got one of me.
1653
01:18:33,747 --> 01:18:35,749
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
1654
01:19:10,084 --> 01:19:12,086
(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1655
01:19:29,970 --> 01:19:31,005
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1656
01:19:45,853 --> 01:19:47,288
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1657
01:19:49,156 --> 01:19:50,424
Yes.
1658
01:20:03,571 --> 01:20:05,105
Tannis, what's happening?
1659
01:20:05,139 --> 01:20:07,174
The Eridians have delivered us
1660
01:20:07,207 --> 01:20:08,777
a champion.
1661
01:20:08,809 --> 01:20:10,244
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1662
01:20:13,180 --> 01:20:15,182
(EPIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1663
01:20:25,326 --> 01:20:26,927
The legends were true.
1664
01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:28,329
She's the Firehawk.
1665
01:20:28,362 --> 01:20:29,963
Lilith, can you hear me?
1666
01:20:31,566 --> 01:20:34,368
Take me into the vault.
1667
01:20:34,401 --> 01:20:36,904
If you won't, I'm going
to have to hurt your friends.
1668
01:20:38,372 --> 01:20:39,440
(GRUNTS)
1669
01:20:39,473 --> 01:20:40,474
(SOLDIER SCREAMS)
1670
01:20:41,442 --> 01:20:42,476
Pull me up!
1671
01:20:42,510 --> 01:20:43,511
TINY TINA: Lilith, help!
1672
01:20:44,244 --> 01:20:45,245
(TINY TINA SCREAMS)
1673
01:21:03,931 --> 01:21:06,100
-Make it rain, Tina!
-(GRUNTS)
1674
01:21:13,974 --> 01:21:15,075
Attack!
1675
01:21:15,109 --> 01:21:16,110
(ALL YELLING)
1676
01:21:20,515 --> 01:21:21,549
Are you guys shooting?
1677
01:21:21,583 --> 01:21:23,117
I'm sorry,
I didn't feel a thing.
1678
01:21:23,150 --> 01:21:24,218
You get a bullet.
You get a bullet.
1679
01:21:24,251 --> 01:21:25,452
Run, run.
1680
01:21:27,421 --> 01:21:30,457
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1681
01:21:32,326 --> 01:21:34,461
CLAPTRAP: Interplanetary
ninja assassin mode activated.
1682
01:21:36,130 --> 01:21:38,633
Step aside, bitches. (EXCLAIMS)
1683
01:21:38,666 --> 01:21:39,900
(GRUNTS)
1684
01:21:39,933 --> 01:21:41,669
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1685
01:21:44,672 --> 01:21:46,106
(LILITH GROANING)
1686
01:21:57,251 --> 01:21:59,153
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1687
01:22:04,057 --> 01:22:05,092
(GRUNTS)
1688
01:22:08,262 --> 01:22:09,997
(LAUGHING)
1689
01:22:29,116 --> 01:22:30,552
(EXHALING)
1690
01:22:31,485 --> 01:22:33,688
Lilith. Lilith!
1691
01:22:35,557 --> 01:22:36,957
No!
1692
01:22:37,592 --> 01:22:39,426
Lilith, can you hear me?
1693
01:22:42,129 --> 01:22:44,131
(SCREAMING)
1694
01:22:47,735 --> 01:22:49,203
Well, it was fun
while it lasted.
1695
01:22:54,041 --> 01:22:56,611
TANNIS: Lilith. Come on, Lilith.
1696
01:23:04,117 --> 01:23:05,152
Lilith.
1697
01:23:06,086 --> 01:23:07,254
Please wake up.
1698
01:23:08,656 --> 01:23:10,424
LILITH: Tannis, run.
1699
01:23:12,159 --> 01:23:13,160
(GRUNTS)
1700
01:23:15,262 --> 01:23:16,263
(EXHALES)
1701
01:23:19,701 --> 01:23:21,101
(GUNS POWERING UP)
1702
01:23:30,612 --> 01:23:31,779
(STRAINING)
1703
01:23:41,154 --> 01:23:42,624
(ROARS)
1704
01:23:42,657 --> 01:23:45,025
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1705
01:23:49,731 --> 01:23:51,164
(GROANS)
1706
01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:55,502
KRIEG: Nobody kills me but me!
1707
01:24:01,643 --> 01:24:02,810
(GRUNTS)
1708
01:24:10,217 --> 01:24:12,219
CLAPTRAP: Everybody, run!
1709
01:24:14,054 --> 01:24:16,123
-(SOLDIER EXCLAIMS)
-(GASPS)
1710
01:24:20,595 --> 01:24:21,596
SOLDIER: Go! Move, move!
1711
01:24:29,336 --> 01:24:30,370
ROLAND: Shit!
1712
01:24:45,118 --> 01:24:46,420
(TANNIS COUGHING)
1713
01:24:51,693 --> 01:24:53,393
CLAPTRAP: Tannis, you're alive.
1714
01:24:53,795 --> 01:24:55,462
I'm alive!
1715
01:24:55,495 --> 01:24:57,331
This guy, not so much.
1716
01:25:01,736 --> 01:25:03,738
(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1717
01:25:05,773 --> 01:25:06,808
A siren.
1718
01:25:06,841 --> 01:25:07,842
ROLAND: Tina!
1719
01:25:08,442 --> 01:25:09,443
Tina!
1720
01:25:10,444 --> 01:25:11,445
Tina!
1721
01:25:15,382 --> 01:25:17,184
Tannis, where's Tina?
1722
01:25:17,652 --> 01:25:18,653
ATLAS: Lilith!
1723
01:25:20,588 --> 01:25:22,857
I warned you
not to disappoint me.
1724
01:25:22,890 --> 01:25:25,325
Take me to the vault now.
1725
01:25:25,359 --> 01:25:27,361
(WHIMPERING)
1726
01:25:46,446 --> 01:25:48,750
CLAPTRAP: Well, shit.
1727
01:25:51,753 --> 01:25:52,854
(TINY TINA GRUNTING)
1728
01:25:59,827 --> 01:26:01,562
Let go of me!
1729
01:26:01,596 --> 01:26:03,163
Keep struggling
and I'll kill you.
1730
01:26:08,803 --> 01:26:10,538
Lilith!
1731
01:26:10,571 --> 01:26:11,839
(VOICE ECHOES)
Lilith, show yourself!
1732
01:26:13,440 --> 01:26:15,242
Show yourself or I kill her!
1733
01:26:16,309 --> 01:26:17,512
I'll do it!
1734
01:26:18,245 --> 01:26:19,379
Believe me.
1735
01:26:19,413 --> 01:26:20,782
LILITH: (VOICE ECHOES)
Oh, I believe you.
1736
01:26:22,215 --> 01:26:23,618
ATLAS: Ah, Lilith.
1737
01:26:25,218 --> 01:26:26,219
This is...
1738
01:26:29,824 --> 01:26:31,324
unbelievable.
1739
01:26:34,294 --> 01:26:36,698
So much more
than I ever imagined.
1740
01:26:39,634 --> 01:26:43,538
The treasures of a race
who once ruled the galaxies.
1741
01:26:43,571 --> 01:26:44,572
Look.
1742
01:26:46,941 --> 01:26:49,242
The power. Can you feel it?
1743
01:26:49,877 --> 01:26:51,411
Can you...
1744
01:26:53,548 --> 01:26:55,516
LILITH: Yeah, I can feel it.
1745
01:26:56,551 --> 01:26:59,486
Honestly, it makes me
a little sick.
1746
01:26:59,520 --> 01:27:01,354
You'll get used to it.
1747
01:27:01,388 --> 01:27:02,824
LILITH: Yeah. You see...
1748
01:27:02,857 --> 01:27:05,960
I have something that a man
like you will never have.
1749
01:27:08,796 --> 01:27:09,797
Enough.
1750
01:27:12,834 --> 01:27:14,367
ATLAS: Lilith.
LILITH: Over here.
1751
01:27:16,436 --> 01:27:17,605
Lose something?
1752
01:27:17,638 --> 01:27:18,639
(POWERS DOWN)
1753
01:27:19,473 --> 01:27:20,474
Tina!
1754
01:27:21,374 --> 01:27:22,610
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1755
01:27:26,647 --> 01:27:27,682
TINY TINA: Ta-da.
1756
01:27:29,282 --> 01:27:30,283
(GROANS)
1757
01:27:31,586 --> 01:27:32,887
LILITH: Bye-bye.
1758
01:27:32,920 --> 01:27:34,555
No, Lilith.
1759
01:27:34,589 --> 01:27:35,790
-Lilith, please.
-LILITH: Don't worry.
1760
01:27:36,858 --> 01:27:38,760
You won't get lonely down here.
1761
01:27:40,427 --> 01:27:41,863
No. No.
1762
01:27:41,896 --> 01:27:43,731
No, no, no. No!
1763
01:27:43,765 --> 01:27:45,332
Lilith! Tina!
1764
01:27:45,867 --> 01:27:48,335
No, no, no!
1765
01:27:48,368 --> 01:27:49,904
-(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
-(CREATURE ROARING)
1766
01:27:57,512 --> 01:27:58,846
(SCREAMING)
1767
01:28:02,950 --> 01:28:04,619
(CROWD CHEERING)
1768
01:28:06,788 --> 01:28:08,790
(LIKE SUGAR
BY CHAKA KHAN PLAYING)
1769
01:28:14,996 --> 01:28:16,363
♪ It's like sugar ♪
1770
01:28:17,532 --> 01:28:18,533
♪ So sweet ♪
1771
01:28:21,301 --> 01:28:22,537
(ULULATING)
1772
01:28:23,805 --> 01:28:25,740
CLAPTRAP: Excuse me!
Coming through.
1773
01:28:25,773 --> 01:28:27,842
Make way for the hero!
1774
01:28:29,076 --> 01:28:31,078
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
1775
01:28:31,946 --> 01:28:33,346
Hey.
1776
01:28:33,380 --> 01:28:34,381
You hear that?
1777
01:28:35,082 --> 01:28:36,416
What?
1778
01:28:36,449 --> 01:28:40,054
That I think is what
peace sounds like.
1779
01:28:41,354 --> 01:28:42,355
(ROLAND SCOFFS)
1780
01:28:42,857 --> 01:28:43,891
ROLAND: Enjoy it.
1781
01:28:44,692 --> 01:28:46,027
Let's make it last.
1782
01:28:46,060 --> 01:28:47,628
I made you a little tea.
1783
01:28:47,662 --> 01:28:49,730
I thought you might be
a little dehydrated.
1784
01:29:01,809 --> 01:29:03,811
(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
1785
01:29:20,828 --> 01:29:22,663
All right, guys. Let's, um...
1786
01:29:22,697 --> 01:29:23,865
Let's join the party.
1787
01:29:23,898 --> 01:29:26,767
CLAPTRAP: All right! Hooray!
1788
01:29:26,801 --> 01:29:29,837
Whoops. Premature celebration.
1789
01:29:29,871 --> 01:29:31,339
-That's never happened before.
-(ALL LAUGHING)
1790
01:29:31,371 --> 01:29:32,607
You ready?
1791
01:29:33,908 --> 01:29:35,009
We'll meet you there.
1792
01:29:35,042 --> 01:29:36,611
I got you.
1793
01:29:36,644 --> 01:29:37,678
Come on, Krieg.
1794
01:29:37,712 --> 01:29:38,946
Time to go get drunk.
1795
01:29:38,980 --> 01:29:40,948
KRIEG: Glorious meat fiesta.
1796
01:29:44,552 --> 01:29:45,553
So...
1797
01:29:46,988 --> 01:29:47,989
Uh...
1798
01:29:48,756 --> 01:29:50,524
I don't think so.
1799
01:29:51,125 --> 01:29:52,660
Come on. (SIGHS)
1800
01:29:52,693 --> 01:29:53,761
Do the thing.
1801
01:29:56,163 --> 01:29:57,798
I'm a bit old, I think,
1802
01:29:57,832 --> 01:30:00,668
to be setting myself on fire
for your amusement.
1803
01:30:00,701 --> 01:30:02,036
You know you want to.
1804
01:30:05,438 --> 01:30:06,473
LILITH: Let me
tell you everything
1805
01:30:06,507 --> 01:30:08,943
you need to know about Pandora.
1806
01:30:09,710 --> 01:30:10,745
She's dangerous.
1807
01:30:10,778 --> 01:30:11,946
She's dirty.
1808
01:30:11,979 --> 01:30:14,682
And she's definitely
a toxic waste dump.
1809
01:30:15,850 --> 01:30:17,818
But, she's my home.
1810
01:30:21,889 --> 01:30:23,591
(CLAPTRAP SCOFFS)
1811
01:30:23,624 --> 01:30:25,126
CLAPTRAP: What a show-off.
1812
01:30:25,159 --> 01:30:26,459
(SHINE A LITTLE LIGHT
BY THE BLACK KEYS PLAYING)
1813
01:30:26,493 --> 01:30:29,462
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1814
01:30:30,898 --> 01:30:33,167
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1815
01:30:34,835 --> 01:30:38,139
♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪
1816
01:30:39,540 --> 01:30:44,779
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1817
01:31:04,832 --> 01:31:08,169
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1818
01:31:09,670 --> 01:31:13,074
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1819
01:31:13,107 --> 01:31:16,777
♪ I'm waiting, praying
Patiently ♪
1820
01:31:18,112 --> 01:31:21,182
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1821
01:31:24,251 --> 01:31:27,555
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1822
01:31:28,956 --> 01:31:31,192
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1823
01:31:32,893 --> 01:31:36,063
♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪
1824
01:31:37,765 --> 01:31:40,568
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1825
01:31:43,637 --> 01:31:46,907
♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪
1826
01:31:48,709 --> 01:31:52,079
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1827
01:32:13,768 --> 01:32:16,871
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1828
01:32:18,539 --> 01:32:20,641
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1829
01:32:22,176 --> 01:32:25,613
♪ I'm waiting, praying
Patiently ♪
1830
01:32:26,947 --> 01:32:29,617
Woo-hoo! Check these moves.
1831
01:32:29,650 --> 01:32:31,986
I come to dance, mofo.
1832
01:32:32,019 --> 01:32:33,287
(WHOOPING)
1833
01:32:33,320 --> 01:32:35,756
(EXCLAIMS RHYTHMICALLY)
1834
01:32:35,790 --> 01:32:37,526
Twerk it. Work it out, now.
1835
01:32:37,558 --> 01:32:38,659
Do the Claptrap. It's my...
1836
01:32:38,692 --> 01:32:40,061
Oh, hey! Hey, wait! No, no, no!
1837
01:32:40,094 --> 01:32:41,829
What's goin' on here? No!
1838
01:32:41,862 --> 01:32:43,030
It's my Easter egg!
1839
01:32:43,064 --> 01:32:44,298
Ah! You son of a...
1840
01:32:44,331 --> 01:32:46,100
Don't make me leave!
1841
01:32:46,133 --> 01:32:48,669
Not when I'm giving the people
what they want!
1842
01:32:48,702 --> 01:32:50,704
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1843
01:33:37,885 --> 01:33:39,887
(SERENE MUSIC PLAYING)
1844
01:34:31,338 --> 01:34:33,340
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1845
01:40:29,496 --> 01:40:31,331
(MUSIC FADES)